Disenfranchising the disenfranchised

They are Longing for the return of The Clenis

You better get your asses to the back of the bus, We got here first!
signed,
Moderates

LMAO!

fnord?

"Together we can change America in unspeakable ways."

No values, no clue, no stake in the election--- do us a favor and stay out of the voting booth you clueless boobs. They spend more time on researching a vacation, nay, buying a toaster, than picking a President! Phishaw!

It's life during wartime.

Makes me laugh ... HI LGFers! Been away from my keyboard and have missed you.

Which lizard was it that drove by the Seattle protest and yelled "End women's suffrage!" to the cheers and agreement of all the smelly hippies?

No shout out to Cynthia McKooky ?

These guys aren't lookin' hard enough.

That video is hilarious.

re: #11 Silhouette

Which lizard was it that drove by the Seattle protest and yelled "End women's suffrage!" to the cheers and agreement of all the smelly hippies?

Are you serious? That's too funny!

re: #10 hermeneutics

(((herme))))--how are things? shot me an email when you get a chance!

Yo - it's THE ONION, add a little GARLIC and enjoy!

-S-

This is off topic but I was watching the home run derby and I could have sworn I heard one of the announcers say "Let's face it this isn't a Nancy Reagan country, this is a country of reality," referring to Josh Hamilton's past drug history and subsequent recovery. How in the world did the home run derby become politicized and when did it become acceptable to refer to a First Lady of the United States in such a negative manner during a national sporting event? Unfortunately, I can't even say I'm that surprised.

"Together we Can Change America in Unspeakable Ways"
Barack Obama

The only valid line in the video.

re: #15 mikeymom

Ahhh, thanks, MM. I shall write ASAP. Need sleep first. Literally arrived less than 20 minutes ago.

re: #5 buzzsawmonkey

Time to shop S-Mart.

That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

re: #7 Killgore Trout

"Together we can change America in unspeakable ways."

Yes we can! Despair! Stagnation!

If you value anything at all in this world you are likely to cheese off somebody else for doing so.

Funny. But Iowahawk is funnier. :D

Reid/ Pelosi 2012 fits the bill if Harry's Dementia remains stable.

I don't see any surveys or poll discussions on LGF ... I'll be back with some numbers.

OT:

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Bush to Lift Executive Ban on Offshore Oil Drilling

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re: #22 Mich-again

If you value anything at all in this world you are likely to cheese off somebody else for doing so.

That's how you know you're doing well - when evil people think you're evil.

"I like that Obama did coke and Mccain probably killed some guys in Vietnam, but for me it just isn't enough" lol

In dead of summer
I see bats of clutter
Spinning their brains dry

re: #7 Killgore Trout

"Together we can change America in unspeakable ways."

Unfortunately, I think Obama is not pandering to "No Values Voters" but speaking truthfully for once.

re: #17 PennStConserv

Most of the sports media are moderate to raving moonbats. They're kind of a cross between Hollyweird and the MSM. After all, they spawned Olbermann, the quintessential moonbat of all time.

By the way, anyone see the documentary about Italy's spaghetti harvest?

Fascinating.

I see Charles has the thread cannon loaded and ready to fire tonight. He's been quite prolific today. :)

All that was missing was a mention of their acceptance of the theory of evolution.

/We know where that leads.

Ah yes, they long for the days of Clinton.

Vote for Paul/Ahmedinejad in '08

You know you really just want to the blow the sh*t up and start over again.

re: #32 Mardukhai

Yes, I heard it was a horrible year for capellini. Simply tragic.

re: #33 Cartman

He's giving other things to feast on so we got choices when he unleashes the evo/devo thread.

"...we don't want just pandering." ROFL

See? They're regular folks after all. They also don't buy what politicians tell them just before an elect... Wait.

I just implied the Dems weren't "regular folks".

DISCLAIMER: THIS OPINION DOES NOT REFLECT LGF AND/OR CHARLES JOHNSON. I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE WHO DOES THE FIST-BUMP, WEARS TIN FOIL HATS AND THOSE WHO OWN THEIR OWN BLIMPS.

re: #27 Silhouette

That's how you know you're doing well - when evil people think you're evil.

You know you are over the target when you start getting flak.

re: #31 Cartman

Most of the sports media are moderate to raving moonbats. They're kind of a cross between Hollyweird and the MSM. After all, they spawned Olbermann, the quintessential moonbat of all time.

OHHH cartman....
sort of a no comment here.. But remember the sports world fired olbermann.. please don't throw him back at ESPN..they were honorable..
regards

Interesting polls from the last couple days (yes, I know it is July, but these polls are still interesting and sometimes enlightening.)

COLORADO PPP poll released today shows McCain down four percent. This is scary news, Lizards. Colorado is a must-win state.

But ... Colorado publishes their R/D breakdown according to how people actually register to vote and of June 30th, the state looked like this: 34% Republican, 31% Democratic, 35% other.

According to David Wissing, on the Hedgehog Report, [Link: www.davidwissing.com...] the PPP poll's breakdown was 36% R; 40% D, and 24% other. This is obviously NOT the same as how people register to vote. PPP usually just calls people, asks if they are registered to vote, asks what party they intend to vote for and tabulates the results. They do not, then, weigh by Party ID.

Wissing claims that if the partisan breakdown of the poll matched how people are actually registered, Obama would only be leading by one percent: Obama 45%, McCain 44%.

I"m not so sanguine.

Anyways, for you CO lizards, get out and vote. Please!

Also, please remember that Dems always lead in June polls. Almost always, that is. And polls almost always close to the Republican side by election day.

If a Presbyterian laughs, it's funny. That was really funny.

This from "The Onion"?

re: #20 lawhawk

Time to shop S-Mart.

That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Ahh Army of Darkness. Love. that. Movie.

re: #20 lawhawk

Time to shop S-Mart.

That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

All right you primitive screwheads, listen up!

re: #46 Palandine

All right you primitive screwheads, listen up!

This is my boomstick!

/couldn't resist..

re: #47 baxtrice

This is my boomstick!

/couldn't resist..

I put this sticker on the stock of my Mosberg 12 gauge. :)

Good, bad, I'm the [girl] with the gun..

Wow. It took me 30+ secs. to figure it was
The ONION .

I am for sameness and despair. Why do the candidates hate that?

I love the Onion's campaign season "War for the White House" graphics they are using on their political videos - so perfectly over the top.

re: #32 Mardukhai

Did someone say Spaghetti Monster?
//Vevolution Baby!

Obama's their man; he ain't got no values and he's proven that!

[Link: www.theonion.com...]
This is a funny Onion video making fun of Trufers

"Suffering in 08"

What is that gal suffering from?
I've got a pill for that.

/take two and call me in the morning

At ~00:50... "We want to be able to look at a candidate and truly believe they have no soul."

How much does anyone want to bet she'll be voting for Obama?

I thought the Onion was supposed to be satire, not reality. Ha.