Well if you are on the front lines you are going to be shot at.

Wife doesn't want to be critiqued - wife should keep mouth shut.

McCain's wife makes beer, Obama's makes whine. Why is this even a contest?

and basically acting like what she is—very much an equal partner in the decision-making process.

You're much more polite than I am, Charles.

Does he have delicious cheese with that whine?

Here's a nice roquefort with your whine, Mr. Obama.

Here are the gory details on Michelle:

[Link: www.theobamafile.com...]

IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN PRES. TRUMAN

Last two women left on Earth, Michelle Obama and Helen Thomas. What to do?

Obama's upset now? Wait till Jesse Jackson goes on record about Obama's "Ho".

Fine!
Tell her to stay in the kitchen where she belongs!

(..........me running for cover now.....)

Meanwhile, John Kerry is reading this thinking, "Now why didn't I ever think of that?!"

re: #9 yochanan

IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN PRES. TRUMAN

Updated: IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT STAY IN THE KITCHEN

(.....still running for cover....)

OBAMA the thinnest skin in america

But look at the venue Obama chose to air his infuriation!

Glamo(u)r magazine!

So fitting....

re: #10 maddogg

Suicide?

Whine goes well with his waffles.

Because essentially, spouses are civilians. They didn’t sign up for this.

"Obama calls wife Michelle 'an unbelievable professional, and partner, and mother, and wife'—and integral to his campaign"

[Link: www.chicagotribune.com...]

Bullshitting then or bullshitting now?

off topic, a world history lesson:

For those of you who slept through World History 101 here
is a condensed version:

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of
nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the
mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and
live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most
important events in all of history were:

1. The invention of beer, and
2. The invention of the wheel.

The wheel was invented to get man to the beer, and the beer
to the man.

These facts formed the foundation of modern civilization
and together were the catalyst for the splitting of
humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals
2. Conservatives

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was
the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor
aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans
were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they
just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages
were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to
BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the
beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting
learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the
nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair
dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.
Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women.
The rest became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy
liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the
invention of group therapy and group hugs, the evolution of
the Hollywood actor, and the concept of Democratic voting
to decide how to divide all the meat and beer that
conservatives provided.

Over the years, Conservatives came to be symbolized by the
largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant.
Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but
most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat
raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and
French food are standard liberal fare. Another
interesting evolutionary side note: most liberal women
have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most
social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists,
dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and
still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game
hunters, rodeo cowboys, firemen, lumberjacks, construction
workers, medical doctors, police officers, corporate
executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who
works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire
other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern
the producers and decide what to do with the production.
Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than
Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in
Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They
crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a
business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history.

One thing I gotta give John McCain, good taste in classy rich good looking women.

re: #13 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Did you know that every time you use Heinz ketchup, Teresa gets a nickle? ;-)

And how ironically funny is it that Barry's giving interviews to Glamour in the first place.

I imagine he doesn't return the phone calls of Substance magazine.

re: #16 Sir Napsalot

But look at the venue Obama chose to air his infuriation!

Glamo(u)r magazine!

Isn't that the magazine George Costanza was "enjoying" when his mother caught him?

re: #10 maddogg

Last two women left on Earth, Michelle Obama and Helen Thomas. What to do?

turn gay and like it

re: #10 maddogg

Rather kill myself first.

Snobama was such a no-brainer.

Whinebama just doesn't have the same caché.

Actually, no criticism of Obama is allowed. You criticize him, you're a racist.

This is pure totalitarianism, folks.

re: #15 yochanan

OBAMA the thinnest skin in america

Racist!

The question is how does this help Whiny Assed Bitch's children? Soemtimes you people are so insensitive.

re: #22 quickjustice

Did you know that every time you use Heinz ketchup, Teresa gets a nickle? ;-)

I knew there was a reason I never use ketchup

re: #10 maddogg

Last two women left on Earth, Michelle Obama and Helen Thomas. What to do?

Nothing. I'd be dead.

re: #24 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Isn't that the magazine George Costanza was "enjoying" when his mother caught him?

"It's five o'clock, time for your sponge bath... ooh, that warm water sure feels good..."

She's campaigning on his behalf. She's fair game for criticism since she is representing her husband.
If he doesn't like the criticism of his wife, then he should stop sending her out to campaign for him.

Obama,
Then you should go on one of those evil FoxNews shows and tell them to their face.

But you won't because you don't have the courage.

(or the ability to speak coherently without a script)

Re: # 10 The unthinkable

Many options, most unsavory, none so unsavory as those two.

It must be very difficult to have to see your wife being badgered; I can understand this. But the fact is (as everyone is pointing out) if the insults are about her statements or her opinions (as opposed to personal attacks) and she is freely putting them out there...well.....such is life.

Well let's see:
Get elected to Senate, get wife really good paying job she isn't qualified for. Check.

Have wife give political speechs on campaign events; blast anyone who criticizes her for political speech. Check

Might I offer up the following advice to the Obamas:

Suck up and deal.

You're auditioning/interviewing for the job of President. You and your wife decided to run for the Office of the President of the United States of America. By sending her out there to campaign on your behalf, she's fair game.

How you act now tells us what you might do as President.

And right now, you're failing to impress. Indeed, you're showing that you're not ready for prime time. Heck, how did you manage to get to this point anyways, given the complete and utter lack of experience and no paper trail to speak of? I guess that is to your credit to charm the bejeebus out of the right people on the Left. But the left alone can't win you the election, which brings me back to my initial point.

re: #10 maddogg

Last two women left on Earth, Michelle Obama and Helen Thomas. What to do?

Evolve into some other life form.

and treated her as the candidate in a way that you just rarely see the Democrats try to do against Republicans

Maybe that's because the Republican wives don't try to run a country, you schmuck.

Now that Hillary's gone, Obama doesn't need the "strong woman" element in his campaign so much. After all, he himself is a strong woman! ;-)

re: #32 Catttt

Nothing. I'd be dead.

Yeah, but we would be thinking of you! :)

I don't think the personal attacks on Michelle here at LGF would be appropriate either.

Obama...the straw-man scarecrow looking for a brain in OZ

re: #33 Occasional Reader

"It's five o'clock, time for your sponge bath... ooh, that warm water sure feels good..."

"I'll get you something to eat in a minute, Ma. Here, have some Tic-Tacs."

Uh Oh, Bitchboy is now infuriated.

NY Sun has a terrific piece on Obama's shifting positions on Jerusalem:

Obama's Redivided Jerusalem

Senator Obama, in his speech to the American Israel Public Affairs Committee, said, "Jerusalem will remain the capital of Israel, and it must remain undivided." The next day, an unnamed adviser tried to "clarify" the statement to suggest it left room for Palestinian sovereignty.

On Sunday in a CNN interview, Fareed Zakaria questioned Mr. Obama about his AIPAC speech supporting Jerusalem as the undivided capital of Israel. Mr. Zakaria asked him, "why not support the Clinton plan, which envisions a divided Jerusalem."

Mr. Obama responded, "the truth is that this was an example where we had some poor phrasing in the speech" and a reminder of the need to be "careful in terms of our syntax." He said his point had been "simply" that "we don't want barbed wire running through Jerusalem, similar to the way it was prior to the '67 war. ... I think the Clinton formulation provides a starting point for discussions between the parties."

Mr. Obama's new endorsement of the Clinton plan as the "starting point" for negotiations involves much more than a problem in phrasing. He has converted his commitment at AIPAC to an "undivided" Jerusalem into support for the city's redivision.

There are at least three reasons why one can conclude that Mr. Obama's turn-around on his position on an "undivided" Jerusalem did not result from "poor phrasing" or careless "syntax" or confusion about a "code word...."

[Link: www.nysun.com...]

re: #2 buzzsawmonkey

How do you do that?!

re: #10 maddogg

Last two women left on Earth, Michelle Obama and Helen Thomas. What to do?

Build a spaceship and start looking.

And oh no; Democrats (and their media accomplices) would never do something like this to a Republican's wife...never....no siree...

These 2 aren't going away anytime soon, are they ?
They remind me of Al and Peg Bundy, with a little less class....

re: #42 quickjustice,

That's because WAB's the one with the balls in the family.

re: #10 maddogg

Last two women left on Earth, Michelle Obama and Helen Thomas. What to do?

Still got my hands and porn, I'll be fine.

re: #48 MJ

He's all over the map in his position on Jerusalem.

Which figures, since Jerusalem itself might be all over the map if he becomes President and decides to cut and run from Iraq, leaving Iran with nukes, and turns a blind eye to Hizbullahland.

We'll have a piece of Jerusalem over here. A piece over there... etc.

And for those of you who haven't seen it yet:

[Link: sendables.jibjab.com...]

re: #47 Ay, Caramba

Uh Oh, Bitchboy is now infuriated.

One might even say.... seething.

re: #44 WrathofG-d

I don't think the personal attacks on Michelle here at LGF would be appropriate either.

Fun though.

McCain has been totally ineffective and still Obama reels. Pussy

re: #54 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Still got my hands and porn, I'll be fine.

Too much info........Mandy, whack him!

Obama's whining to make he and his wife an exclusive protected class is getting tedious.
He uses her as a surrogate, & she says nasty things, like being proud for the first time & Americans are mean.
Michelle is not some demure woman of dignity. On the contrary, she is a crass vulgarian who screams for attention.
Maybe Barry should have her fade into the background, but you can not have it both ways.

re: #55 lawhawk

Never Divided Again

re: #60 maddogg

Too much info........Mandy, whack him!

ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

re: #60 maddogg

Too much info........Mandy, whack him!

Sounds like he's ready to do that himself.

If you can't take the heat, get her back in the kitchen.
[ducking]

Tough tomatoes Mr. Obama. That's politics. If you don't like it why not drop out of the race. Problem solved.

If his skin gets any thinner, we'll be able to read The Communist Manifesto thru it.

re: #10 maddogg

Last two women left on Earth, Michelle Obama and Helen Thomas. What to do?

Kiss the human race goodbye?

Or, if you wanted to continue the species, I think you'd have to keep in mind that only one of them is likely to be fertile (HT was born in 1920). In fact, given their ages alone, I'd go with Michelle Obama (in a ball gag) over Helen Thomas (if I were forced to decide).

Hmm authoritarian much there Obama?

Sorry friend, just because you say something is off limits doesn't mean it is. We all know you think you are god's gift to civilization, but a lot of us don't give a sh*t and are going to poke holes in your campaign as much as possible.

re: #67 jemima,

Or the Koran.

re: #19 opinionated

"Obama calls wife Michelle 'an unbelievable professional, and partner, and mother, and wife'—and integral to his campaign"

[Link: www.chicagotribune.com...]

Bullshitting then or bullshitting now?

Has he promised us "two for the price of one" yet?

/words that will live in infamy

re: #59 pat

Good point. It's fascinating to watch Obama melt down as McCain sits there like a tar baby.

re: #23 Occasional Reader

I imagine he doesn't return the phone calls of Substance magazine.

But will he chat with High Times?

Here's a suggestion for The Obamanation:

If YOU don't your wild eyed, just escaped from the loony bin looking wife to be criticized, then don't keep sending her out to speak for YOU and acting like another version of YOU. Capice?

re: #44 WrathofG-d

I don't think the personal attacks on Michelle here at LGF would be appropriate either.

It's not helping Michelle's kids.

re: #75 Alouette

Which part?

re: #48 MJ

But have the fools at AIPAC stopped clapping yet for what was an obvious lie- and an insult to their intelligence- even when it was first uttered.

re: #19 opinionated

Bullshitting then or bullshitting now?

Always

re: #20 Adrenalyn

D--N THAT's GOOD!

For those who missed this yesterday:

Obama releases list of approved jokes about himself

By Andy Borowitz

Bid to help late night comics

[Link: www.JewishWorldReview.com...] |

Saying he is "sympathetic to late night comedians' struggle to find jokes to make about me," Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) today issued a list of official campaign-approved Barack Obama jokes.

The five jokes, which Sen. Obama said he is making available to all comedians free of charge, are as follows:

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a farmhouse, and much to his surprise, Barack Obama answers the door. The salesman says, "I was expecting the farmer's daughter." Barack Obama replies, "She's not here. The farm was foreclosed on because of subprime loans that are making a mockery of the American Dream."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" Barack Obama replies, "His jockey just lost his health insurance, which should be the right of all Americans."

Q: What's black and white and red all over? Barack Obama: The New Yorker magazine, which should be embarrassed after publishing such a tasteless and offensive cover, which I reject and denounce.

A Christian, a Jew and Barack Obama are in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean. Barack Obama says, "This joke isn't going to work because there's no Muslim in this boat."

[Link: pro.corbis.com...]

re: #19 opinionated

"Obama calls wife Michelle 'an unbelievable professional, and partner, and mother, and wife'—and integral to his campaign"

Yeah Barry, I dont think she's that believable as a professional either. My real question is, a professional what?

Barack should be grateful, at least his wife looks normal.

John Kerry had to deal with this.

re: #41 MandyManners

and treated her as the candidate in a way that you just rarely see the Democrats try to do against Republicans

Maybe that's because the Republican wives don't try to run a country, you schmuck.

And we all recall how the press never ever ever attacked Reagan or either Bush's wife or children or in any way...

re: #19 opinionated

Both.

re: #80 MJ

Glenn Beck said the "sub prime loan" joke on his show this morning and followed it with silence and cricket noises. It was hilarious.

re: #74 Land S
hark

Here's a suggestion for The Obamanation:

If YOU don't your wild eyed, just escaped from the loony bin looking wife to be criticized, then don't keep sending her out to speak for YOU and acting like another version of YOU. Capice?

Wait, wait! Don't you know that the media is painting her as the next Jackie Kennedy?
Why, they view her as so elegant. WTF?

Considering the countless times I have heard Michelle say "we" in regards to the Presidentcy I think any and all comments about here are valid.

I'm getting the impression Mr. Obama cries like a baby whenever he gets hangnail. Tell again, how did this wimp ever make this far?

re: #44 WrathofG-d

Personal, no. Political, yes. Bottom line, she voluntarily entered the arena. If she doesn't like getting egged in public, she should go home and supervise her housekeepers.

re: #83 Ringo the Gringo

Barack should be grateful, at least his wife looks normal.

John Kerry had to deal with this.

I know...Night of the Living Dead...right?

Alex...freaks for $200, please

I think that the solution would be a transplant. BHO could get an EAR-ectomy and all the extra tissue could then be grafted onto Michelle dumbell to thicken her skin.
Seriously, remember all the grief Nancy Reagan took. And Pat Nixon?

re: #42 quickjustice

Now that Hillary's gone, Obama doesn't need the "strong woman" element in his campaign so much. After all, he himself is a strong woman! ;-)

I guess I don't see why calling a man a "woman" is an insult. Are we women somehow inferior to men?

re: #72 quickjustice

Good point. It's fascinating to watch Obama melt down as McCain sits there like a tar baby.

I don't think you're allowed to use that expression anymore either.

re: #80 MJ

A Christian, a Jew and Barack Obama are in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean. Barack Obama says, "This joke isn't going to work because there's no Muslim in this boat."

And here I was thinking you were gonna say the Muslim's delicate sensibilities were offended at the thought of having to be in a rowboat with a Jew.

re: #10 maddogg

Kiss the species goodbye?

Damn!

here = her.

PIMF!

re: #89 Bobblehead

I'm getting the impression Mr. Obama cries like a baby whenever he gets hangnail. Tell again, how did this wimp ever make this far?

And hangnails are nothing an exacto-knife and some needle nose pliers cant fix. What a baby.

re: #44 WrathofG-d

I don't think the personal attacks on Michelle here at LGF would be appropriate either.

No attacks at all or, no snickers about her butt?

If he loses, do we have to put up with them again in '12?

re: #77 Opinionated

But have the fools at AIPAC stopped clapping yet for what was an obvious lie- and an insult to their intelligence- even when it was first uttered.

AIPAC long ago became like Mulder on the X-Files: They Want to Believe.

However, some encouraging poll numbers from American Jews on their lack of enthusiasm for Obama:

[Link: www.jta.org...]

American Jews are less supportive of Barack Obama than previous Democratic nominees, a new poll found.

The lack of support comes despite overwhelming unhappiness with the Bush administration.

The survey, commissioned by the Washington-based advocacy organization J Street, found that only 58 percent of American Jews said they would definitely vote for Obama, an Illinois senator. Another 4 percent said they were leaning toward the presumptive Democratic nominee.

In contrast, Al Gore and Bill Clinton both drew approximately 80 percent of the Jewish vote in their respective runs for the presidency, while John Kerry garnered about 76 percent in 2004.

Twenty-nine percent of respondents said they would vote for U.S. Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.), with 3 percent saying they were leaning toward the presumptive GOP nominee. That would represent a higher showing among Jews than the 24 percent President Bush drew in 2004.

The poll, conducted by Gerstein/Agne Strategic Communications and based on interviews with 800 respondents, has a margin of error of 3.5 percent....

re: #95 Sizzlack

And here I was thinking you were gonna say
the Muslim's delicate sensibilities were offended at the thought of
having to be in a rowboat with a Jew.

A boat is fine. You just can't swim in the same pool. Ask the IOC about that.

I think she has all the testosterone in the family

he is the tyical girlie-man/hairdresser type

only with big ears

Obama: forget "si se puede" try "no mas". You're welcome.

/I'm Hillary Clinton, and I approved this message.

re: #63 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

ohpleaseohpleaseohplease

old joke: What did the sadist say to the masochist? No.

re: #93 MandyManners

It's that androgynous quality about him, Mandy. Androgynous.

re: #99 MandyManners

No attacks at all or, no snickers about her butt?

I thought Snickers are what led to her butt?

re: #19 opinionated

"Obama calls wife Michelle 'an unbelievable professional, and partner, and mother, and wife'—and integral to his campaign"

The magic word is partner. If she is his partner, then she should share the criticisms.

A lawyer, a Harvard educated lawyer, should comprehend that simple concept.

re: #106 quickjustice

It's that androgynous quality about him, Mandy. Androgynous.

So, the movie about Obama's life would be called "The Crying Game"?

re: #92 grumpy old codger

I think that the solution would be a transplant. BHO could get an EAR-ectomy and all the extra tissue could then be grafted onto Michelle dumbell to thicken her skin.
Seriously, remember all the grief Nancy Reagan took. And Pat Nixon?

Nah...on second thought I'm not going to touch that one.

re: #100 jemima

Not if Hillary has anything to say about it. But she probably won't, so the answer is yes.

re: #102 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Of course. I forgot about water contamination.

Obama's sexiness quotient can be explained by the number of women who found Liberace attractive.

re: #90 quickjustice

You better stated my entire point actually. She stuck her neck out by becoming personally active in the campaign; making speeches, etc., thus comments, attacks, or insults on her opinions, statements, or policies, etc., are fair game.

That being said, I think comments about her looks, or other similar personal statement are not only rude, but unnecessary and immature.

re: #84 JamesTKirk

And we all recall how the press never ever ever attacked Reagan or either Bush's wife or children or in any way...

Remember the heat Nancy Reagan took for the china?

Obama sez:

I would never have my campaign engage in a concerted effort to make Cindy McCain an issue

Hmmm...could that be because Cindy McCain has never said a controversial thing in her life -- whereas Michelle Obama insults America and white people on nearly a daily basis?

You better get used to it Barack, because the backlash has only just begun.

re: #113 jemima

Obama's sexiness quotient can be explained by the number of women who found Liberace attractive.

Bwahahahaha

re: #10 maddogg

Last two women left on Earth, Michelle Obama and Helen Thomas. What to do?

I'd get myself a credit/debit card swiper, some kneepads, a sheet of plywood with a 3-inch hole in the middle, and... ka-ching! ka-ching! ka-ching!

A couple months later, I'd use my accumulated billions to save humankind by funding a massive Woman Cloning Project, and then buy a nice solid-gold robot elephant with the change, to ride around on my imperial estate inspecting the man-harem.

re: #65 bosforus

If you can't take the heat, get her back in the kitchen.
[ducking]

You should!

I mean, what makes you think all women can cook?!

re: #116 zombie

You better get used to it Barack, because the backlash has only just begun.

Woooo! Backlash!

re: #106 quickjustice

It's that androgynous quality about him, Mandy. Androgynous.

One who doesn't sweat, too.

re: #93 MandyManners

yes! (diving into the bunker)

Now, now. Jesus never allowed the criticism of Mary of Magdalen, even when she was caught in the act of adultery.
So cut the Obamassiah some slack.
/oh must I...?...(and let's not go "Da Vinci Code" with this).

NObama!
NoProtectionFoeMichelle!

re: #19 opinionated

Bullshitting then or bullshitting now?

Amazing how many BHO policies this question can be applied to recently.

Michelle really keeps him on a tight leash, doesn't she? She's probably the one telling him to go out and order people to leave her alone.

re: #44 WrathofG-d

I don't think the personal attacks on Michelle here at LGF would be appropriate either.

Why? She has made herslf fair game. I do not think that we should be crude, but this woman does not hold back. Remember proud for the 1st time & mean Americans? Then she says that our souls are sick & that they will heal them.
She made an informed decision to get out and be insulting & controversial. Why should she get a pass.

re: #100 jemima,

No. Democrats tend to be unforgiving to their losers. Look at Gore, Lieberman, and Kerry.

We'll see about the Hildabeast. If Obama loses, she'll be able to point and laugh.

re: #119 Throbert McGee

I'd get myself a credit/debit card swiper, some kneepads, a sheet of plywood with a 3-inch hole in the middle, and... ka-ching! ka-ching! ka-ching!

See! Now that is an example of TMI

re: #122 MandyManners

One who doesn't sweat, too.

He must use Secret: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Could you imagine having to listen to this big baby whine for the next four years? He needs to be trounced in at least 49 states so that he and his wife disappear from the political arena for good.

re: #94 JamesTKirk

My compliments, Kirk. Illiteracy is so high that few today even understand the reference. Yet it's one of the greatest folk tales in American culture.

Cindy McCain - One Microphone

Michelle Obama - Many microphones

~Maybe this is the difference in the treatment of each spouse?

re: #127 Diamond Bullet

Michelle really keeps him on a tight leash, doesn't she? She's probably the one telling him to go out and order people to leave her alone.

Image of Barry in a gimp suit as WAB pulls his leash.

His safe word is "CHANGE!"

re: #125 buzzsawmonkey

Baracklash!

I think I had a cab driver the other day named Baracklash...

re: #113 jemima

Obama's sexiness quotient can be explained by the number of women who found Liberace attractive.

Erm, I'm pretty sure that 99% of Liberace's female fans considered him attractive as the perfect grandson, who had such nice manners and threw himself into practicing the piano instead of chasing after the hussy girls.

re: #113 jemima

Obama's sexiness quotient can be explained by the number of women who found Liberace attractive.

ooooH!
Cold. Very Cold.
/very true

the messiah must not be getting any of that sweet, sweet .... um..

Something is really wrong in this country.

How is it that this whining noob is ahead in the polls? All those years of dumbing down students in public schools finally paying dividends?

Or is it because the GOP couldn't find its own ass with both hands?

The answer doesn't matter -- we're simply screwed if this snake oil salesman gets elected. And I'm not so sure McCain will be much relief.

re: #133 quickjustice

My compliments, Kirk. Illiteracy is so high that few today even understand the reference. Yet it's one of the greatest folk tales in American culture.

Libraries (public or the one at home) weren't politically sanitized yet when I was growing up. (Plus, I've got my copy of "Song of the South" on DVD.)

re: #132 ec marm

Could you imagine having to listen to this big baby whine for the next four years? He needs to be trounced in at least 49 states so that he and his wife disappear from the political arena for good.

At least 56 or 57, you mean.

re: #109 JamesTKirk

Another word might be "metrosexual". The gay reporters on the staff of the N.Y. Times would understand.

re: #128 opnion

She shouldn't "get a pass" but what is the point, or what is gained by stating that "he ass is big" or "she is bug eyed"?

If you want to say that Michelle is an idiot because she is unable to come up with any reasons to be proud of America, then I'd agree with you. If you wish to say that she obviously knows nothing of the spirit of America, or the essential tenets of freedom, then again...I'd agree.

Its just the personal attacks that bother me.

#116

It takes a truly talented and insightful cartoonist to capture the true essence of an individual. The New Yorker obviously hires only the finest artists in the country. He really caught Michie's character in the bend of her back, the coy glint in her eye. Forget about the clothes. The burning flag in the fireplace. He saw her heart.

My shrieking backlash alone will be heard on Venus.

re: #133 quickjustice

My compliments, Kirk. Illiteracy is so high that few today even understand the reference. Yet it's one of the greatest folk tales in American culture.

Kirk is right. Uncle Remus is to be thrown down the memory hole.

re: #113 jemima

Obama's sexiness quotient can be explained by the number of women who found Liberace attractive.

Mr. Sandman, bring me some hope
Give him two eyes that make me feel like a dope
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace B. Obama!

re: #124 IslandLibertarian

Now, now. Jesus never allowed the criticism of Mary of Magdalen, even when she was caught in the act of adultery.
So cut the Obamassiah some slack.
/oh must I...?...(and let's not go "Da Vinci Code" with this).

NObama!
NoProtectionFoeMichelle!

NObama's mother WHObama and his first cousin FRObama.

re: #142 JamesTKirk

Libraries (public or the one at home) weren't politically sanitized yet when I was growing up. (Plus, I've got my copy of "Song of the South" on DVD.)

I really have to find one of those, one day.

re: #144 quickjustice

Another word might be "metrosexual". The gay reporters on the staff of the N.Y. Times would understand.

See, I hear "Metrosexual" and I think of people having sex on/with the subway.

re: #93 MandyManners

I guess I don't see why calling a man a "woman" is an insult. Are we women somehow inferior to men?

He's not a stout-hearted man. How's that?

re: #50 Izzy Dunne

Build a spaceship and start looking.

Sure. Those green Orion slavegirls looked pretty good on Star Trek. I'm not a racist; green is fine.

re: #120 Dianna

You should!

I mean, what makes you think all women can cook?!

The only woman whose cooking I've ever actually been impressed with is my mother-in-law. My mom bought tv dinners. My wife wants to be like her mother. She's getting there. :)

re: #115 MandyManners

I hated that china. I thought it was glaringly vulgar.

re: #141 PrairieWind

Something is really wrong in this country.

How is it that this whining noob is ahead in the polls? All those years of dumbing down students in public schools finally paying dividends?

Or is it because the GOP couldn't find its own ass with both hands?

The answer doesn't matter -- we're simply screwed if this snake oil salesman gets elected. And I'm not so sure McCain will be much relief.

We are just screwed. But, the thought of Obama taking the oath of office is heinous in the extreme.

re: #149 zombie

Mr. Sandman, bring me some hope
Give him two eyes that make me feel like a dope
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace B. Obama!

First three stanzas are catchy zombie, but we need a little more work on the forth.

re: #117 buzzsawmonkey

You're comment #2, and you sum up pretty much the whole point. And you're funny.

re: #154 Kosh's Shadow

Sure. Those green Orion slavegirls looked pretty good on Star Trek. I'm not a racist; green is fine.

If MO and HT are the last women on Earth, I'll be charging quite few quatloos for access to my Orions.

I can't believe all you racists. Downright Mean can say anything she wants and you are to respond by remarking how good she looks in pearls and how cool the fist pump is. Got it?

re: #149 zombie

Mr. Sandman, bring me some hope
Give him two eyes that make me feel like a dope
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace B. Obama!

Very cute, even if it doesn't rhyme!

re: #145 WrathofG-d

We now know that Democrat President Woodrow Wilson had a stroke while in office that incapacitated him. His wife Edith ran the country for at least a couple of years, concealing her husband's severe disability.

We're discussing whether the same thing will happen in the event of Obama's election, except without the stoke, and from day one.

Victor Davis Hanson puts it best, as usual (from the Corner):
[Link: corner.nationalreview.com...]

"It's infuriating, but it's not surprising, because let's face it: What happened was that the conservative press—Fox News and the National Review and columnists of every ilk—went fairly deliberately at her in a pretty systematic way...and treated her as the candidate in a way that you just rarely see the Democrats try to do against Republicans."

But this is disingenuous. First, Ms. Obama is the recipient of almost continuously positive attention and press coverage in the network news. In CNN's comparative profiles of the candidates, it dwelt on her accomplishments, while focusing on Ms. McCain's problems with prescription drugs, her privileged status, the circumstances of her meeting John McCain, etc.

Second, Ms. Obama, not on the prompt of the National Review, chose to play a highly partisan role, and, furthermore, publicly to indict American culture and life on the basis of her newfound prominence and exposure as a wife of a candidate, all in a way none of the other spouses of candidates in either party did with the exception of Bill Clinton — who not surprisingly was equally cross-examined.

Most observers, after all, will take offense when told by a potential First Lady that their country heretofore is not the sort of place to inspire pride, or is downright mean, or its people usually "uninvolved and uninformed". Most of us either did not know of Michelle Obama, or, to the extent we did, had a favorable opinion of her as a successful wife, mother, and highly educated and experienced career professional—until in a series of "raise the bar" sermons, she let loose a barrage of indictments against American culture.

Once again the pattern proves the same: the Obamas spontaneously offer biting fundamental critiques on the unsoundness of American life and culture, from the important to the silly—whether our national temperament, or our supposed inability to speak a foreign language, or our diet, etc—and then the Senator recoils in anguish and hurt when any of the targets suggests that they are both wrong in their indictments and not especially the sort who can make the case America has been mean or unfair to its citizens.

It is the duty of all journalists to call Obama on his double-standard on every occasion he draws upon it, since we are seeing a dangerous messianic quality in which anything short of the accustomed adoration becomes "infuriating" and a sort of exemption from cross-examination on an always expanding array of topics is demanded.

re: #19 opinionated

Excellent link, bro.

re: #161 harrylook

Da Comrade.

#149

Mr. Sandman, bring me some hope
Give him two eyes that make me feel like a dope
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace B. Obama! B Obambi.

(fixed it for ya)

re: #163 quickjustice

I have a major issue with the wife of the POTUS taking over, (in that instance it should be the VP) but I have no problem with the discussion you state. Especially because her being "bug eyed" or "having a big butt" wouldn't be relevant.

Jesse didn't need to cut 'em off, the man has never had a set.
Grow a pair, bud, or tell Mischelle to shut her yapper.
Don't wanna here her BS anymore, anyway.

re: #152 JamesTKirk

No New Yorker calls the subway the "Metro". And having sex on the subway is as low rent as you can get, although it does happen! Instead of the "mile high" club, it's the "50 feet under" club!

Time to say goonight, ma lizards.

re: #163 quickjustice

We now know that Democrat President Woodrow Wilson had a stroke while in office that incapacitated him. His wife Edith ran the country for at least a couple of years, concealing her husband's severe disability.

We're discussing whether the same thing will happen in the event of Obama's election, except without the stoke, and from day one.

I think the one having a stroke (or many strokes) will be #119 Throbert McGee.

re: #171 quickjustice

No New Yorker calls the subway the "Metro". And having sex on the subway is as low rent as you can get, although it does happen! Instead of the "mile high" club, it's the "50 feet under" club!

I have a hard time touching the metal poles in subways cars with all the germs, and the thought of someone being naked in one is downright disgusting.

Mr. Sandman, and if you will
Make his wife a girl that'll thrill
A woman with substance, style, and a flame
A woman who'll scold us all into shame

re: #155 bosforus

I understand - my mom is a lovely woman, but her cooking could have been much better.

I can cook, but I really hate to. Fortunately, my Male likes cooking, and we have friends who love to.

Obama's furious whine...red or white...wait...definitely not white.

re: #134 WrathofG-d

Cindy McCain - One Microphone

Michelle Obama - Many microphones

~Maybe this is the difference in the treatment of each spouse?

Whom was he flipping off at the Edward Said event?

Somebody needs to do a photoshop of Mr. Obama dressed as a baby and being burped by his wife.

outta here...

re: #93 MandyManners

I guess I don't see why calling a man a "woman" is an insult. Are we women somehow inferior to men?

It depends on the context. If you're talking about the International Jar-Opening & Spider-Killing Olympics, then yes, it'd be something of an insult to call a man a "woman." But in other contexts, the label would be giving men far too much credit.

re: #164 Darwin Akbar

Thanks ! VDH always hits the nail on the head.
No exception where Michelle is concerned!

If Obama had any brains at all he would have said that his wife "is a big girl and can defend herself. After all, she wears the pants in the family. Aw, did I just say that? I meant she "irons" the pants in the family and can swing that iron pretty hard if you get in her way." Oh hell, he's a pansy, she's a Venus fly-trap.

re: #182 Throbert McGee

It depends on the context. If you're talking about the International Jar-Opening & Spider-Killing Olympics, then yes, it'd be something of an insult to call a man a "woman." But in other contexts, the label would be giving men far too much credit.

But spider dead, jar open...why you not happy?

/

re: #145 WrathofG-d

She shouldn't "get a pass" but what is the point, or what is gained by stating that "he ass is big" or "she is bug eyed"?

If you want to say that Michelle is an idiot because she is unable to come up with any reasons to be proud of America, then I'd agree with you. If you wish to say that she obviously knows nothing of the spirit of America, or the essential tenets of freedom, then again...I'd agree.

Its just the personal attacks that bother me.

Ok, now i get your point. however she is not above criticism for things that she says & her vulgar demeanor. Yeah, is guess junk in the trunk is another thing?

re: #184 Maui Girl

If Obama had any brains at all he would have said that his wife "is a big girl and can defend herself. After all, she wears the pants in the family. Aw, did I just say that? I meant she "irons" the pants in the family and can swing that iron pretty hard if you get in her way." Oh hell, he's a pansy, she's a Venus fly-trap.

What's an iron? /

What do we really know about this woman anyway?

re: #115 MandyManners

Remember the heat Nancy Reagan took for the china?

Or the heat Nancy took for her "Just say No!" program...........Or her reading the Astrology signs? Or how Barbara Bush was ridicule for her looks by Hollywood in Mrs. Doubtfire? Who can forget How Laura Bush was rakedover the coals for the unfortunate automobile accident that claimed a friend's life?

Libs have short memories

re: #177 Dianna

My mom openly despises cooking. She would only cook a Sunday meal. And even those weren't much to brag about. She couldn't have cared less either. Fine, then don't eat it. was not uncommon to hear from her. Ha ha.

Lizards Are Great

Who needs the writers in Follywood...next time they go on strike, hire the Lizard Crew.

re: #167 jemima

#149

Mr. Sandman, bring me some hope
Give him two eyes that make me feel like a dope
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like Barack O bami

This flows better.

The shrew deserves every criticism she gets.

And then some.

re: #184 Maui Girl

It would be more accurate to say that she can direct her housekeeping staff to let their irons fly on command! ;-)

re: #161 harrylook,

We can still call her Whiny Assed Bitch, though, can't we? That isn't an attack. it is merely an accurate job title for her.

re: #132 ec marm

Could you imagine having to listen to this big baby whine for the next four years? He needs to be trounced in at least 49 states 56 states so that he and his wife disappear from the political arena for good.

Fixed it.

re: #8 quickjustice

I had just been reading that, and then this thread appeared.

Magic !

All this talk 'bout sweet Michelle reminded me of this old joke.

/stop me if you've heard it......

The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked the
Entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was
Taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked,
'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in
Particular,
'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat
Left was under that dog.
'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.'
She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also
Arrogant!'
This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the
Little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The
Woman shrieked,
'Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his
Place!'
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up,
'Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing
The wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive
Your autos on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window.'

re: #145 WrathofG-d

She shouldn't "get a pass" but what is the point, or what is gained by stating that "he ass is big" or "she is bug eyed"?

If you want to say that Michelle is an idiot because she is unable to come up with any reasons to be proud of America, then I'd agree with you. If you wish to say that she obviously knows nothing of the spirit of America, or the essential tenets of freedom, then again...I'd agree.

Its just the personal attacks that bother me.

Actually, that is what I was saying. However, she is no Jackie Kennedy

If Barack loses in his "home" state, for the first time in my adult life I will be proud of Illinois.

re: #183 wolfie

VDH is quite possibly the smartest guy in the USA (along with Mark Steyn), and I am proud to be among his humble acolytes.

Get used to Comrade Obama, get used to it. The VRWC is gearing up. If you think Fox News and National Review are bad, just wait my friend, just wait. The TRUTH hurts and you and yours will be clubbed over the head with it every day between now and Nov. EVERY DAY!

I suggest that you quit whining and take it like a man. BTW, you have a PERFECT role model to follow.

His name is George W. Bush!

The man has quite literally had everything, INCLUDING the kitchen sink thrown at him over the past 8 years and he's still standing. Not only that, he's taken every bit of it with NOTHING but grace and good will. EVERY SINGLE BIT OF EVERY SINGLE LIE without lashing back at his tormentors and those demented BDS sufferers who have said and done virtually EVERYTHING to tar him as Hitler or the Devil himself.

He's still standing tall, like a man should. I don't hear ANY whining coming from him. Not one peep.

re: #197 Kosh's Shadow

Fixed it.

About time...I was wondering if anyone was going to correct that.

re: #202 Darwin Akbar

Ditto !

re: #200 opnion

Actually, that is what I was saying. However, she is no Jackie Kennedy

Thank God. Please, no one-mile-zoom-lens nude photos of her in her fifties and sixties.

/I'm still planning revenge on my brother for sending me those pics of Jackie O.

Does anyone know, what months Obama traveled to Pakistan in 1981?

The campaign is on record saying it was in the interim of him changing schools that year.

re: #170 buzzsawmonkey

If I may:

Mr. Sandman, bring me some change
The laws of economics please rearrange
Deep limpid eyes and a voice full of drama
A candidate that's called Barack Obama!

Pretty good! I was just trying to work in an actual Liberace reference, since that was the comment I was responding to. I realize mine was pretty rushed!

To complete the transformation (change) to POTUS.

Step 1

Stand on head

Step 2

Insert cork into anal sphincter.

Caution: May cause Acute Strangulated Internal Hemorrhoids (AKA believing that you actually have the skills and moral courage to be POTUS) * Use topical Nitroglycerin in treatment (after you lose Ohio in the general)

Congratulations, you are now a Bottle of Whine

re: #163 quickjustice

Hillary did it. And people STILL give Bill all the credit.

re: #207 formercorpsman

Does anyone know, what months Obama traveled to Pakistan in 1981?

The campaign is on record saying it was in the interim of him changing schools that year.

Three weeks during Summer break between Occidental and Columbia.

re: #180 Bobblehead

Somebody needs to do a photoshop of Mr. Obama dressed as a baby and being burped by his wife.

This is kinda close.

re: #203 Tazzerman

Good Lord, that really puts BHO's whining in perspective.
What a spoiled brat.

And yes, GW Bush may or may not have been a good president, but he is without question a man of strong character and decency.

You said it well.

re: #187 Catttt

Uproarious laughter. Thanks. I needed that!

re: #207 formercorpsman

Does anyone know, what months Obama traveled to Pakistan in 1981?

The campaign is on record saying it was in the interim of him changing schools that year.

Look in the "Obama the Cypher" thread. Several mentions of that trip in that thread, including some time frames, and this interesting note by U-Turn:

Sonia commented at the ABC article:

"It all sounds very innocent, "a college trip to Pakistan".

Pakistan was in turmoil in 1981 and ruled of martial law. Millions of Afghan refugees were living in Pakistan, while the Afghan Mujahedeen operated from bases inside Pakistan in their war with the Soviets. One of the leaders that based his operation in Quetta, Pakistan was Usama Bin Laden (The Sheik).

Pakistan was on the banned travel list for US Citizens at the time and all non-Muslim visitors were not welcome unless sponsored by their embassy for official business.

The would be only a few reasons a young Westerner of the Muslim faith would travel to Pakistan in 1981:

To Participate in Jihad, which is the duty of every "True Believer".

For religious education in a Wahabbi sect, Saudi funded, Madrassa.

In order to purchase drugs from the drug marketplace.

Pakistan was not a tourist stop nor the place to hang out with someone's family in 1981."

All this is probably true, which makes me even more skeptical with the notion he was just touring around with college buddies scoring some killer hash. There is really more to this story, hopefully more will come out.

re: #211 faraway

How can we confirm this?

re: #199 maddogg

ROFL

The old francestinks.com had a joke which I'll try to paraphrase swiftly.

A carriage in a small French back-country train (no lights).
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and Claudia Schiffer.
The train enters a tunnel. The carriage goes pitch-black.
In the darkness ... SLAP!

The train comes out of the tunnel. The Frenchman is sprawled on his side of the compartment, clutching the side of his face.

The Frenchman's thinking: "The stupid Englishman kissed Claudia Schiffer, she swung to slap him and hit me by mistake."

Schiffer is thinking: "The randy Frenchman tried to kiss me, but kissed the Englishman by mistake and got decked."

The Englishman is thinking: "This is such fun, I'm going to do it again in the NEXT tunnel."

re: #216 formercorpsman

How can we confirm this?

ABC and many others

He conveniently forgot to mention it in either of his 2 books about himself.

Michele O is nothing more than a Cynthia McKinney without the Southern accent.

re: #216 formercorpsman

How can we confirm this?

Say it loudly and with strong conviction.

re: #219 SagamoreGal

Michele O is nothing more than a Cynthia McKinney without the Southern accent.

Maybe twins?

And Congress wonders why their approval numbers are so low...
This is leadership?

"The president of the United States, with gas at $4 a gallon because of his failed energy policies, is now trying to say that is because I couldn't drill offshore," Pelosi said in an interview. "That is not the cause, and I am not going to let him get away with it."

I never heard GWB say that...

re: #218 faraway

ABC and many others

He conveniently forgot to mention it in either of his 2 books about himself.

I read Dreams & I don't remember anything about that trip in it.
WHY DID HE OMIT IT ?

re: #212 ec marm

This is kinda close.

That's perfect.

I agree with Wrath and others that Michelle's looks are not the issue here. That said, I actually don't think she's a bad-looking woman (minus the scowl).

re: #218 faraway

Thanks for the link, and I went there.

I still am not seeing the months defined however.

re: #224 wolfie

I read Dreams & I don't remember anything about that trip in it.
WHY DID HE OMIT IT ?

Why INDEED?!?

Let's take the middle road. There could be something there which, as it turns out in the context of his adult life, is relatively innocuous. However, in the context of his long-term aspirations for public office, is a potential captial-E Embarrassment.

/bombshell?

re: #203 Tazzerman

Get used to Comrade Obama, get used to it. The VRWC is gearing up. If you think Fox News and National Review are bad, just wait my friend, just wait. The TRUTH hurts and you and yours will be clubbed over the head with it every day between now and Nov. EVERY DAY!

I suggest that you quit whining and take it like a man. BTW, you have a PERFECT role model to follow.

His name is George W. Bush!

The man has quite literally had everything, INCLUDING the kitchen sink thrown at him over the past 8 years and he's still standing. Not only that, he's taken every bit of it with NOTHING but grace and good will. EVERY SINGLE BIT OF EVERY SINGLE LIE without lashing back at his tormentors and those demented BDS sufferers who have said and done virtually EVERYTHING to tar him as Hitler or the Devil himself.

He's still standing tall, like a man should. I don't hear ANY whining coming from him. Not one peep.

yeah, but i still wish he could have put together a good to great PR machine..paging Karen Hughes

re: #225 Bobblehead

That's perfect.

Did you make that? Very funny

re: #226 Occasional Reader

I agree with Wrath and others that Michelle's looks are not the issue here. That said, I actually don't think she's a bad-looking woman (minus the scowl).

I think she is kindof cute myself..hate her politics..but she is a nice looking woman

Occidental (September 1979 - June 1981)

I think there is an ID thread ahead of us...uh oh..

re: #234 HoosierHoops

I think there is an ID thread ahead of us...uh oh..

[shit! I didn't bring my ID!]

re: #234 HoosierHoops

I think there is an ID thread ahead of us...uh oh..

Nope. There are no more ID threads in my future.

Obanal needs a nice big cup of STFU.....

re: #133 quickjustice

I actually bought this for my grandkids, about 4 years ago, was hard to find, I think I got them from overseas

re: #226 Occasional Reader

That said, I actually don't think she's a bad-looking woman (minus the scowl).

Yeah, the 600 dollar earrings are a big improvement.

re: #13 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Meanwhile, John Kerry is reading this thinking, "Now why didn't I ever think of that?!"

Hanoi John Kerry thinks...go figure!

waaaaaah waaaaah waaaaah
want some cheese with that whine Hussein?

She has made a POINT of putting herself out there-- so, Michelle, get over your self-importance. Take it and shut up. Most of what you have to say is questionable and should, therefore, BE QUESTIONED.

All the rebate check could buy was.....$600 earrings? Never been proud of your country til NOW?

Otherwise, STFU. Your freedom to speak includes EVERYONE elses freedom to criticize. Grow up.

Hey, Obama! Your wife is now a PUBLIC FIGURE! Understand that?

Two words: like you, she's FAIR GAME in the world of politics, spin and news.

Going to an interview? Don't forget to pack your angry eyes!

This is one of my number one irritants. Ranks up there with people who don't observe good gym locker room manners and people who can't seem to bag their own groceries quickly enough to make room for your own stuff.

The Shrew should close her mouth if she doesn't want to be on the other end. And, frankly, the rest of us (Americans) have been on the end of some tough stuff from the Shrew. Not proud of our nation? We are "downright mean"? Don't drop those rhetorical bombs and then run off to your metaphysical DMZ, or hide behind your husband. I thought she was supposed to be a strong woman, you know, the kind that can take it and dish it out.

sigh...

[shake of head]

change?

Welcome to the Big Leagues, Mr. Hussein.

... Batter Up!

Grow up Obama!

re: #242 LeonidasOfSparta

Hey did she actually say she got a rebate and spent it on earrings? I hadn't heard that. Shrew.

re: #226 Occasional Reader

Just goes to show you that personality does matter.

Time to go be downright mean on the roads...

Just had to get in on this thread.

Later, y'all.

Shrew.

If she can't stand the heat she needs to get back in the kitchen.

re: #20 Adrenalyn

Sure am glad I know how to cut and paste. Funny.

Gawd, can a single day go by without the sound of global whining from these two? A bit of advice to the Obama and wifey: Man up, you know kind of like the way W has had to over the last eight years. Hardly a day has passed without the press or some other oh so clever sophisicate lampooning the POTUS and his family. Their response? Quiet grace under pressure. Study it, big girl!

Wonder if his passport would show that 1981 trip to Pakistan? His file would not, but the passport itself would have entry and exit stamps.

Barry needs someone to call 911 to send him the WAAHHHMBULANCE.

re: #20 Adrenalyn

I like imported beer (Guinness). I like domestic beer (Sam Adams).

I do like my meat well done but not overly done (burnt).

re: #246 so.cal.swede

Welcome to the Big Leagues, Mr. Hussein.

... Batter Up!

hang on a mo'.... the waffle iron isn't hot enough yet. %-)

re: #256 CEQAttorney

I like imported beer (Guinness). I like domestic beer (Sam Adams).

I do like my meat well done but not overly done (burnt).

"well done" = "overly done"...... unless it's slow cooked BBQ, well done meat is minus most of the moisture and flavor, and is much tougher than medium rare or rare..... why bother?

re: #248 brainwizard73

Hey did she actually say she got a rebate and spent it on earrings? I hadn't heard that. Shrew.

I've got the story, here if you missed it.

Hussein Obama is another whining democrat

re: #218 faraway

Obama is amazingly good at being an opportunist. I think he sees a situation and automatically asks himself "How can I make this work for me." It may be that his friend in high school invited him on a trip and Obama saw a chance at a free ride to somewhere. No doubt, he hangs with America haters and probably always did. He's DAMAGED GOODS from a selfish set of unloving parents.

keep whining, BHO. this is a "jimmy carter" moment for McCain to use in an upcoming ad.

whiny, wimpy democrats like obama that can't stand up to a 90% favorable media will be a tasty lunch for the likes of china, russia, and the islamonazis of the world.

and if the repubs don't pound that message home, they DESERVE to lose in November and they will earn this independent voter's scorn for letting down the country at a crucial time.

Every time Michelle O. opens her mouth I suspect she really does not want to be First Lady. Thought the same thing about Bill when Hillary was campaigning.

How long before Obama can't stand the heat and throws his wife under the bus? I see he's leaving her behind while he tours Europe like some anointed king. Maybe he's afraid she will get a chilly reception by the troops like he will when he tours Iraq and Afghanistan.

I want to know about his sister.

You want some cheese with that whine, Barry?

She should be able to defend herself. She's bigger than he his and I'm sure her reach is longer.

re: #264 Random63

How long before Obama can't stand the heat and throws his wife under the bus? I see he's leaving her behind while he tours Europe like some anointed king. Maybe he's afraid she will get a chilly reception by the troops like he will when he tours Iraq and Afghanistan.

I suspect his campaign people consider her a liability at this point. She comes across as combative and incapable of 'editing' what comes out of her mouth. Obama is the same way, but until that halo comes crashing down, he's still the media darling.