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Onion Zings Media for Obama Coverage

Fri, Jul 18, 2008 at 9:45:35 pm PDT

I know I posted an overnight thread already, but this is too good to pass up: ’Time’ Publishes Definitive Obama Puff Piece.

NEW YORK—Hailed by media critics as the fluffiest, most toothless, and softest-hitting coverage of the presidential candidate to date, a story in this week’s Time magazine is being called the definitive Barack Obama puff piece.

“No news publication has dared to barely scratch the surface like this before,” columnist and campaign reporter Michael King wrote in The Washington Post Tuesday. “This profile sets a benchmark for mindless filler by which all other features about Sen. Obama will now be judged. Just impressive puff-journalism all around.”

The 24-page profile, entitled “Boogyin’ With Barack,” hit newsstands Monday and contains photos of the candidate as a baby, graduating from Columbia University, standing and laughing, holding hands with his wife and best friend, Michelle, greeting a crowd of blue-collar autoworkers, eating breakfast with diner patrons, and staring pensively out of an airplane window while a pen and legal pad rest comfortably on his lowered tray table.

According to political analysts, the Time piece features the most lack-of-depth reporting on Obama ever published, and for the first time reveals a number of inconsequential truths about the candidate, including how he keeps in shape on the campaign trail, and which historical figures the presidential hopeful would choose to have dinner with.

“The sheer breadth of fluff in this story is something to be marveled at,” New York Times Washington bureau chief Dean Baquet said.

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1 venjanz  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 9:47:04pm

That is brilliant!

2 little boomer  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 9:47:33pm

You sure this is satire?

3 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 9:47:50pm

The Onion is ahead of the curve. It's too much to hope that they'll get some traction, isn't it?

4 Jimmah  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 9:52:49pm

I hope they remembered to ask the burning question - what's he got on his ipod?

5 pegcity  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 9:52:58pm

I the onion is more real than MSNBC, that's scary folks

6 redshirt  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 9:52:59pm

Seriously, what the hell are we going to do if he gets elected? This whole thing is starting to depress me.

7 little boomer  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 9:53:55pm

re: #6 redshirt

Seriously, what the hell are we going to do if he gets elected? This whole thing is starting to depress me.

We're gonna laugh all he way to the reeducation camps.

8 pegcity  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 9:54:02pm

re: #4 Jimmah

yeah like Obama is going to indulge us mortals with even that, i bet its an Obama campaign secret just in case he has something that might offend .00001% of the population

9 pegcity  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 9:55:42pm

re: #6 redshirt

Its weird living in canada now having a conservative government looking at america which always had more sense than us become as liberal as we are.

Trust us give it like 13 years of pure marxism, then your population will be ready for a change.

10 Noam Sayin'  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 9:56:21pm

re: #6 redshirt

He's unelectable. I think most of the MOR voters, while eager to vote for a black candidate, will consider strongly the issues raised from late-August through November and go with McCain for the certainty he brings to the table.

11 solomonpanting  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 9:57:47pm
Time managing editor Rich Stengel said he was proud of the Obama puff piece, and that he hoped it would help to redefine the boundaries of journalistic drivel.

Sorry. That line has already been breached.

12 BignJames  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 9:57:59pm

This could put him over the top.

13 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 9:59:36pm

re: #4 Jimmah

I hope they remembered to ask the burning question - what's he got on his ipod?

well, we know it isn't white noise......

maybe "I'm American" by Stuck Mojo?

/white smoke

14 redshirt  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 9:59:38pm

He's not unelectable. This onion piece is so damn funny because it is true! There are way too many people in this great nation that just vote what feels good.

15 gman  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 9:59:40pm
The 24-page profile, entitled “Boogyin’ With Barack,” hit newsstands Monday and contains photos of the candidate as a baby, graduating from Columbia University, standing and laughing, holding hands with his wife and best friend,

Sounds like a doting parent's scrapbook.

Wait, Obama is a product of the MSM

16 Son of the Black Dog  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:00:15pm

re: #3 Dianna

The Onion is ahead of the curve. It's too much to hope that they'll get some traction, isn't it?

Actually, they might.

17 jcw46  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:00:59pm

I went to that from HA and thought it was an actual article. I got to the bottom and started to think "this is too good to be true - they're actually zinging the MSM about being in the tank for the O". The Onion logo is very understated and I missed it. Hah what a hoot! Gotta love the Onion.

18 Paul Green  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:01:04pm

After reading the interview Rolling Stone editor Jann Wenner gave Obama, I had only one question for this "journalist":

Did you spit or swallow?

19 Son of the Black Dog  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:03:49pm

re: #9 pegcity

Its weird living in canada now having a conservative government looking at america which always had more sense than us become as liberal as we are.

Trust us give it like 13 years of pure marxism, then your population will be ready for a change.

Yes, but do you think you'll ever get your firearms back?
Or truly get rid of the "human rights" PC inquisitors?
Or have a military that's larger than the NYPD?

The US (and the world) still hasn't recovered from the Carter administration.

20 HelloDare  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:04:57pm

This is closer to the truth than anything the NYT has published on Obama.

21 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:05:01pm

re: #13 redc1c4

You're going to need a whole crate after that posting.

/but I got your six.

22 kynna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:05:07pm

We were walking through the airport a couple of weeks ago and my husband, who really doesn't pay much attention to politics, asked "Does Barack Obama have his own TV channel?"

Even those who don't care have noticed the absurdity.

23 gman  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:05:19pm

re: #3 Dianna

The Onion is ahead of the curve. It's too much to hope that they'll get some traction, isn't it?

Yes, I'm afraid between his upcoming rock n' roll celebrity tour and the visions of sugar plums in the eyes of the MSM, this will not get much traction.

24 Opilio  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:05:41pm
...Obama at times dodging questions about whether or not he played a musical instrument, and about what Monopoly piece he thought best represented his candidacy and why.

That's a question I want answered.

25 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:06:22pm

re: #19 Son of the Black Dog

Out of curiosity, how big is the NYPD?

/I know back in the 80's the entire CF could have fit in the Skydome (sorry Rogers Centre now)

26 psyop  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:07:20pm

That... is... awesome!

27 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:07:48pm

If you live in a non-cloudy area you should go look at the moon. Very nice tonight.

28 wolfie  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:08:39pm

re: #19 Son of the Black Dog

Indeed. The left does a lot of permanent damage.

I have a friend who thinks it would be good in the long run if Obama got elected. The country would "learn its lesson" and turn to conservatism, just as they did after Carter.

Forget about it !

29 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:08:47pm

re: #22 kynna
He has quite a few channels, nbc,abc,cbs,msnbc, cnbc (is that one still on), cnn, hn.

30 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:08:51pm

re: #21 BlueCanuck

You're going to need a whole crate after that posting.

/but I got your six.

i was thinking a couple of the 5 gallon smoke pot versions.....

BTW: if you set them on their side, they are *really* good at starting fires in dry brush....

/not me for once: i was in overwatch when it happened. %-)

31 RTLM  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:09:33pm

I have no idea what the onion is. Are they left or right of center? But it is becoming obvious that the Changeling is now irking the nutroots.

Denver.

(get your popcorn early)

32 dak  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:10:08pm

Obams is a weathervane. He turns whichever the political wind blows. He has no position or substance.

I think Americans, in the end, will see through him.

33 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:10:09pm

re: #24 Opilio

That's a question I want answered.

boxers or grippies?

/i'm voting "thong, with a weekly wax" %-)

34 profitsbeard  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:10:36pm

Did they interview his suit?

35 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:10:46pm

re: #27 Killgore Trout

Tried taking a couple pictures tonight but I got a lousy camera for that kind of shot.

36 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:11:19pm

re: #31 RTLM

I have no idea what the onion is. Are they left or right of center? But it is becoming obvious that the Changeling is now irking the nutroots.

Denver.

(get your popcorn early)

IIRC, they just skewer everything they can..... they may have a lean, but not that i've noticed, unless it's towards stuffed shirts.

37 Cognito  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:11:21pm

My favorite passage:

Readers have so far responded favorably to the piece, with sales of the latest issue of Time nearly tripling that of an issue last month featuring a 36-page exposé that tore apart and vilified former candidate Hillary Clinton's health-care plan.

38 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:11:41pm

Lets see...McCain has been to Iraq four or five times, no fanfare, just doing his job.
obambi goes and its 3 network anchors going along. On the same plane. Each news castcast will be from where obambi is.

Is that anywhere near being fair?

39 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:11:41pm

re: #30 redc1c4

Nothing like the incompetence of others, eh?

/good choice of deployment.

40 Racer X  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:11:44pm

You smell that?

*sniff*

That smells like Hillary positioning herself to steal the nomination in Denver.

41 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:12:14pm

re: #32 dak

Obams is a weathervane. He turns whichever the political wind blows. He has no position or substance.

I think Americans, in the end, will see through him.

the political wind doesn't blow, Obanal sucks.

42 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:13:40pm

re: #39 BlueCanuck

Nothing like the incompetence of others, eh?

/good choice of deployment.

yup: instead we ambushed the CDF bulldozer that came to put out the fire..... %-)

/well, we heard diesel engines and Caterpillar treads....

43 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:14:27pm

re: #40 Racer X

You smell that?

*sniff*

That smells like Hillary positioning herself to steal the nomination in Denver.

and here i thought it was just the usual Friday Night fish fry..... %-)

44 profitsbeard  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:14:27pm

Which of his daughters thinks he's cuter?

45 wolfie  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:14:47pm

re: #38 Typicalwhitey

Makes me want to heave my grits.

46 realwest  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:14:48pm

re: #10 Noam Sayin' Noam, I sure as hell hope you're right. It gets me waaay too depressed to think that we'd elect a man who not only doesn't LIKE America, but doesn't even RESPECT America to be President of the USA and the Leader of the Free World.
Geez, Noam I surely do hope you're right.

47 BGOH  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:15:07pm

I've seen puffier.

48 Racer X  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:15:12pm

I think the Dem convention will be a mess.

49 HelloDare  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:15:22pm

And Leno, Letterman, Kimmel and Stewart don't see anything amusing in Obama.

50 Racer X  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:15:51pm

Now if we can only get McCain to take the gloves off.

51 Ringo the Gringo  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:15:54pm

"Boogyin' With Barack"

I hear a top 10 hit!

52 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:16:06pm

re: #46 realwest

Well real if you get a chance go see him in person!

53 Racer X  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:16:55pm

McCain should pound Obama mercilessly while he is on his concert tour European visit.

54 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:17:09pm

re: #45 wolfie

Should the anchors be going with him?
I know they have gone before but not WITH the candidate.

55 HelloDare  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:17:12pm

Who knew The Onion was a racists rag. /

56 freedomplow  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:17:32pm

The rise of the internet has had a profound effect on the fall of the msm.

They have never been challenged like this before.

The silent majority will no longer allow our media to dictate the direction of our country no matter how many anchors they throw at us.

57 The Other Les  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:17:49pm

An Internet Fraud: Barack Obama is not an American citizen

Over the years, many statements have been falsely attributed to me, but this is the first year in which a whole column has been made up and circulated in a chain letter on the Internet, claiming that I wrote it.

Letters, phone calls and e-mails from readers around the country have asked me if I wrote a column saying that Barack Obama is not an American citizen. The answer is "No."

-- Thomas Sowell

58 bosforus  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:18:27pm

Ramalamadingdong!
Swedish style.

59 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:19:04pm

re: #7 little boomer

Can you please hold one of my hands?

60 ParisParamus  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:19:25pm

Maybe this will start another meme/cycle a la the SNL treatment of HRC?

61 BGOH  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:19:35pm

re: #56 freedomplow

The rise of the internet has had a profound effect on the fall of the msm.

They have never been challenged like this before.

The silent majority will no longer allow our media to dictate the direction of our country no matter how many anchors they throw at us.

To constructively rebut your last point, the MSM did, in effect, choose both of the two major parties' presumptive candidates...

And I must say, I'm watching McCain on Conan right now, and the more I see of him, the more I like him. I may not agree with him on some policy points, but he definitely seems to pass the "beer" test.

62 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:19:35pm

re: #57 The Other Les

An Internet Fraud: Barack Obama is not an American citizen

Just not a very proud one.

63 jcw46  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:19:36pm

re: #22 kynna

"Does Barack Obama have his own TV channel?"

Ha, that's priceless. Your answer should've been; "yes dear; all of them".

64 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:19:54pm

re: #2 little boomer

You sure this is satire?

satire and truth often run neck & neck........ it's real hard to tell sometimes.

/like now

65 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:19:58pm

Hey WYATT you here?

66 Fenboy  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:20:15pm

re: #25 BlueCanuck

The NYPD currently has 37,838 sworn members (according to the wiki).

67 HelloDare  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:20:34pm

re: #57 The Other Les

Wonder if Obama could pass a citizenship test?

68 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:20:40pm

Anybody here about Bill Maher's documentary on religion? Saw the trailer when I saw Hellboy tonight. Don't know, but I think this piece will tank.

/at least I hope it does.

69 LeePro  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:20:42pm

re: #38 Typicalwhitey

Lets see...McCain has been to Iraq four or five times, no fanfare, just doing his job.
obambi goes and its 3 network anchors going along. On the same plane. Each news castcast will be from where obambi is.

Is that anywhere near being fair?

re: #45 wolfie

Makes me want to heave my grits.

“Boogyin’ With Barack” ................................?
............?
............?
This is about the possible next President of the United States of
America? ? ? ? ?

Have they they have all lost their friggn' minds!

God, PLEEEEEEEEEEZE help us!

70 realwest  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:20:43pm

re: #52 Typicalwhitey
Why?

71 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:20:51pm

re: #61 BGOH

If he comes to your city you would be doing yourself a favor to go see him.
Intense, personal, funny and Presidential!

72 realwest  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:21:26pm

Well all y'all it's been grand as usual, but I gotta try to get some sleep
- have so many pain killers in me I just hope I actually get to the bed, much less in it!
LOL!
Ouch - now even laughing causes my toothache to throb! Damnit.
Anyway, I hope you all have a GREAT EVENING/EARLY MORNING and that I get the chance to see you down the road.

Goodnight, all.

73 wolfie  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:21:26pm

re: #54 Typicalwhitey

Should the anchors be going with him?
I know they have gone before but not WITH the candidate.

I think it's completely out of line. It's the kind of treatment you'd normally reserve for a special trip by a US president,
and Obama isn't even the official Dem candidate yet.

barfo

74 Fenboy  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:21:40pm

re: #66 Fenboy

As for the Canadian Armed Forces:
Active personnel 75,000 (ranked 54th)
Reserve personnel 35,000

75 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:21:41pm

G'nite you all.

76 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:21:50pm

re: #66 Fenboy

HA!, We have three times that. :)

/now, back then it was double.

77 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:21:54pm

re: #70 realwest

See #71

78 solomonpanting  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:21:56pm

re: #49 HelloDare

And Leno, Letterman, Kimmel and Stewart don't see anything amusing in Obama.

It's more difficult to hit a moving target.

79 Racer X  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:21:56pm
Sherwood was also fearless in his effort to paint the candidate as someone who is "surprisingly down to earth," a phrase that is used a total of 26 times throughout the feature.

New rotating title?

80 HelloDare  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:22:09pm

re: #68 BlueCanuck

If it has the personality of Maher, it will stink to high heavens.

81 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:22:24pm

re: #27 Killgore Trout

You wouldn't care to come to our party on July 26, would you? I can put you up, and I think you'd get a kick out of it.

82 The Other Les  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:22:28pm

re: #67 HelloDare

Wonder if Obama could pass a citizenship test?

I still want to see the original birth certificate.

83 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:23:00pm

re: #73 wolfie

I think it's completely out of line. It's the kind of treatment you'd normally reserve for a special trip by a US president,
and Obama isn't even the official Dem candidate yet.

barfo


Travelling WITH him as opposed to travelling where he is just seems like a huge breach of ethics.

84 pat  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:23:07pm

Intelligence is not something esteemed by the left. Evidenced both by the adulation of Obama by the MSM and the lack of intellectual and factual analysis of his positions. But when Pelosi and Reid are considered to be of average intelligence, what can the nation expect.

85 Tarkus289  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:23:26pm

re: #83 Typicalwhitey

Ethics? They lost those years ago.

86 jcw46  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:23:58pm

re: #33 redc1c4

boxers or grippies?

/i'm voting "thong, with a weekly wax" %-)


Thank you for that visual. My attorneys will be contacting you shortly concerning the expense of psychotherapy that I will forced to undergo because of your careless and cavalier word picture.

87 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:24:12pm

re: #69 LeePro

Hey, {LeePro}. How did your surgery go.

/checking fingers and math now, It was a couple of days ago right?

88 LeePro  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:25:32pm

re: #62 newsjunkie_ky

OT...
That adorable new avatar of yours... possibly why we haven't seen you around as much for the last week or so...?

89 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:25:37pm

re: #57 The Other Les

I'll admit it. I started a rumor that Sowell is being voted People's sexiest man of the year, leading Heisman trophy candidate, and will be the first non-President honored on Mount Rushmore, but I had nothing to do with the false-column story.

/I really like his writing.

90 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:25:54pm

re: #81 Dianna

You wouldn't care to come to our party on July 26, would you? I can put you up, and I think you'd get a kick out of it.

party? where?

/got *my* attention....... %-)

91 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:25:55pm

re: #57 The Other Les

Is that your headline? If so, you really need to rewrite it.

92 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:25:56pm

Hey Wyatt you know what I like about you?

93 redshirt  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:26:05pm

Think America will ever be a united country again?

94 ParisParamus  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:26:08pm

You know, I was telling my girlfriend that hopefully, a McCain win against an Obama (generically, someone for whom the party has such enthusiasm, so well funded, etc.) might actually cause the rapid demise of the Democrats as a party.

I keep telling myself this to temper my bouts of depression over the shortcomings of McCain....

95 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:26:24pm

re: #81 Dianna

Is there a lizard get together? Where are you at (he said, ending a sentence in a preposition)?

96 wolfie  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:26:24pm

re: #69 LeePro

How are you?!
My thoughts were w/ you on Wednesday.

97 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:26:40pm

re: #4 Jimmah

I hope they remembered to ask the burning question - what's he got on his ipod?

Let's see.
The Soviet National Anthem
Imagine, by John Lennon
Changes, by David Bowie
The loveliest sound in the world, the Muzzein's call to prayer

I'll keep working on it. Any other ideas, Lizards?

98 Wyatt Earp  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:26:59pm

re: #86 jcw46

And I just put away the eye bleach . . .

99 Wyatt Earp  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:27:22pm

re: #92 Typicalwhitey

Nothing?

101 HelloDare  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:28:14pm

re: #89 Silhouette

I'll admit it. I started a rumor that Sowell is being voted People's sexiest man of the year, leading Heisman trophy candidate, and will be the first non-President honored on Mount Rushmore, but I had nothing to do with the false-column story.

/I really like his writing.

Here's a rumor for you:
If McCain loses the election, all the seventy-year-old Vietnam vets will riot.

102 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:28:19pm

re: #99 Wyatt Earp

Crap you stole my line LOL

103 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:28:39pm

re: #86 jcw46

Thank you for that visual. My attorneys will be contacting you shortly concerning the expense of psychotherapy that I will forced to undergo because of your careless and cavalier word picture.

no worries: it's all part of the free service, and my lawyer is Dan Wesson.

/sue your parents & teachers for teaching you to read. %-)

104 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:28:50pm

re: #97 Kosh's Shadow

Everybody Wants to Rule the World -TfF

105 BGOH  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:28:51pm

re: #71 Typicalwhitey

I'll be working for the campaign from here to election day, and I'm in Ohio. I hope I get the chance, although I don't feel like I need to meet him to know that he is someone that I can get behind.

Man, if only we could cross-breed McCain with Romney, we're REALLY have something here! LOL

106 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:29:19pm

re: #101 HelloDare
Hello,

At the town hall here at least half of the crowd was under 35 with many late teens/early twenties there.

107 The Other Les  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:29:21pm

re: #91 Dianna

Is that your headline? If so, you really need to rewrite it.

That's pretty much straight off the site.

Reading an Objectivist piece is almost as much fun as reading Scientology jargon.

108 Wyatt Earp  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:29:28pm

re: #100 Typicalwhitey

Who wants to wager he won't visit any hot zones, either.

And I figured you'd say that. Ha!

109 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:29:41pm

re: #90 redc1c4

San Jose, California? 3 pm until everyone leaves.

110 HelloDare  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:29:54pm

re: #100 Typicalwhitey

One group will guard his physical body. The other, his massive and ever-expanding ego.

111 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:30:00pm

re: #105 BGOH

My sister and I signed up to volunteer yesterday.

112 coquimbojoe  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:30:12pm

Hi everybody! What's I miss?

113 BGOH  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:30:32pm

re: #97 Kosh's Shadow

The Internationale?

114 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:30:42pm

re: #97 Kosh's Shadow

Let's see.
The Soviet National Anthem
Imagine, by John Lennon
Changes, by David Bowie
The loveliest sound in the world, the Muzzein's call to prayer

I'll keep working on it. Any other ideas, Lizards?

something classical, like "chopsticks".......

115 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:30:50pm

Another iPod song
One Tin Soldier (theme from Billy Jack)
Blows Against the Empire (album) by Paul Kantner, Grace Slick, David Crosby, et al. (anyone remember this one?)

116 Wyatt Earp  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:30:54pm

re: #112 coquimbojoe

Obama is still an idiot.

117 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:31:09pm

re: #108 Wyatt Earp

You won't see him in a flak jacket like McCain thats for sure.
Unless Armani makes one..........

118 gman  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:31:42pm

I'm expecting one of the MSM magazines to do a Camelot layout any time now with Obama wearing sunglasses and frolicking on the beach with Michelle.

119 wolfie  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:31:43pm

re: #97 Kosh's Shadow

Well, there was that "Black National Anthem".
And Reverend Wright's ever-popular "God Damn America."

120 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:31:59pm

re: #95 Killgore Trout

I shall not go all grammar police on you, KT.

It's on July 26, in San Jose.

I have a guest bedroom. You'd probably enjoy the party. The food will be great, and you won't have to pay for anything but gas - and not that if you can find a train (way cheap).

121 freedomplow  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:32:03pm

re: #61 BGOH

To constructively rebut your last point, the MSM did, in effect, choose both of the two major parties' presumptive candidates...

And I must say, I'm watching McCain on Conan right now, and the more I see of him, the more I like him. I may not agree with him on some policy points, but he definitely seems to pass the "beer" test.

He will restore the Honor for our Vietnam Veterans.
They deserve nothing less.

122 BGOH  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:32:28pm

re: #111 Typicalwhitey

Good for you! I get the feeling that the McCain bandwagon is quickly growing, while the Obama bandwagon is, at best, stagnate. I could be wrong, but that is the sense I am getting based on my daily, persistent perusal of the Internets.

123 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:32:32pm

That alternative national anthem.

124 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:32:50pm

re: #120 Dianna

I shall not go all grammar police on you, KT.

It's on July 26, in San Jose.

I have a guest bedroom. You'd probably enjoy the party. The food will be great, and you won't have to pay for anything but gas - and not that if you can find a train (way cheap).


Woo Hoo!
Kilgore and Dianna sittin' in a tree.....

LOL

125 FamHistoryGuy  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:33:27pm

re: #38 Typicalwhitey

That was part of the H & C topic tonight with skeletor being his usual charming self.

126 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:33:54pm

re: #122 BGOH

I agree.
Yesterday was standing room only.
He got several standing ovations.
He took lots of questions and had no idea what he was going to be asked.

127 Racer X  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:34:01pm

re: #97 Kosh's Shadow

White Punks On Dope?

128 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:34:03pm

re: #113 BGOH

And the International unites the human race!

129 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:34:13pm

Best of Communism: Revolutionary Songs [IMPORT]

(qualifies for super saver shipping!)

130 jcw46  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:34:26pm

re: #101 HelloDare

Here's a rumor for you:
If McCain loses the election, all the seventy-year-old Vietnam vets will riot.


Whoa! Hey! Hey! You mean the 55 to 75 yo vietnam vets.

Approx 8.5 million.

131 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:34:31pm

re: #107 The Other Les

That's pretty much straight off the site.

Reading an Objectivist piece is almost as much fun as reading Scientology jargon.

the difference being is that i get Scientology mail here at the house.

(Tom Cruise used to live here, with his first wife. %-)

/true

132 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:34:54pm

re: #129 Silhouette

Best of Communism: Revolutionary Songs [IMPORT]

(qualifies for super saver shipping!)

People who bought this also bought: The Red Army Choir

133 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:35:08pm

re: #125 FamHistoryGuy

I didnt get a chance to watch any tv.
Did get a call from my brother who saw me on tv.
Even he and my sister in law, pretty much dems all the way are voting for McCain.

134 jcw46  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:35:19pm

re: #97 Kosh's Shadow

La Bamba

135 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:35:24pm

re: #124 Typicalwhitey

I did mention that my Male is a second dan blackbelt?

136 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:35:26pm

re: #115 Kosh's Shadow

Another iPod song
One Tin Soldier (theme from Billy Jack)
Blows Against the Empire (album) by Paul Kantner, Grace Slick, David Crosby, et al. (anyone remember this one?)

besides me?

Monster by Steppenwolf

137 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:36:10pm

re: #135 Dianna

;)

138 tradewind  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:36:28pm

If Obama's elected, we'll see this kind of thing codified. Now, it just makes me laugh at the whiny babies....
[Link: thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com...]

139 LeePro  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:36:32pm

re: #87 BlueCanuck

Hey, {LeePro}. How did your surgery go.

/checking fingers and math now, It was a couple of days ago right?

Like I've said so many times...
you are just a great big ol' { { {SWEETIE} } }!
You remembered, even to the DAY!

Went well. Funny as hell at times... kept waking up, reaching, pointing, talking. They kept slapping my hand down, told me to stop that, upped the juice... funny!

Not so funny now. Still some swelling and a little pain (got dope). Smile is back to "pretty," but what a price...!

Checkup next Wednesday. Then, after healing, permanent denture...

My goal: Eat an apple, without cutting it!

140 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:36:33pm

re: #132 Silhouette

The only thing I've ever liked about the Soviet Union!

141 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:36:33pm

re: #120 Dianna

I shall not go all grammar police on you, KT.

It's on July 26, in San Jose.

I have a guest bedroom. You'd probably enjoy the party. The food will be great, and you won't have to pay for anything but gas - and not that if you can find a train (way cheap).

but does he know the way to San Jose?

142 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:36:53pm

re: #135 Dianna

JK Dianna.
I have just been in a helluva good mood since yesterday!

143 Wyatt Earp  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:36:55pm

re: #133 Typicalwhitey

Will you be signing autographs after the thread?

144 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:38:04pm

re: #143 Wyatt Earp

When do you go back on nights?
SOON?

145 wolfie  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:38:09pm

re: #130 jcw46

Whoa! Hey! Hey! You mean the 55 to 75 yo vietnam vets.

Approx 8.5 million.

Forget their age. They could do some serious damage!
They wouldn't even pause for looting!

Truth is, of course, that they never would dream of rioting.
Men of honor and service.

146 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:38:29pm

re: #141 redc1c4

It's the bloody west coast - even Amtrack can't miss San Jose!

147 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:38:55pm

re: #142 Typicalwhitey

It's ok - I was just kidding, meself!

148 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:38:57pm

re: #145 wolfie

Men and women who respect the rule of law.
Not crybabies who riot if they dont get their way.

149 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:39:43pm

re: #136 redc1c4

besides me?

Monster by Steppenwolf

A couple of lines from "Blows Against the Empire"
"Free minds, free bodies, free dope, free music [the RIAA is getting on their asses now]"
"Grade B move star governor's war" (Reagan)

But one I like:
"More than human can we be 'cause human's locked to this planetary circle"

150 coquimbojoe  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:39:48pm

re: #116 Wyatt Earp

Obama is still an idiot.

I missed nothing. I'll go back to sleep.

151 Dekar  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:39:58pm

re: #18 Paul Green

Thanks for making my day.

The onion is great

152 Wyatt Earp  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:40:24pm

re: #144 Typicalwhitey

Night work is good - I'm home by 11pm. Day work - all next week - is when I go to bed early. Just put up with me tonight and tomorrow, and it's smooth sailing, Ms. Hollywood!

153 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:40:57pm

re: #139 LeePro

Glad to hear that. And thank you.

/now my night is done, and I am off to bed. After this of course.

154 LeePro  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:41:01pm

re: #96 wolfie

How are you?!
My thoughts were w/ you on Wednesday.

Thanks, wolfie! You're sweet! Yes, I'm.........okay. See my #139

:D   Big "toothy" smile!

155 wolfie  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:41:13pm

re: #149 Kosh's Shadow

But one I like:
"More than human can we be 'cause human's locked to this planetary circle"

Wuzzat? A duet by Joan Baez and Shirley MacLaine?

156 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:42:02pm

re: #120 Dianna

I have some business in San Fran and I'm usually looking for an excuse to go but I've spent the past few months working on my house and don't have any instruments ready go. Keep me informed and I may be able to join future gatherings.

157 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:42:31pm

re: #152 Wyatt Earp

Ouch Wyatt is picking on me for NO REASON!

158 wolfie  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:42:37pm

re: #154 LeePro

Hang in there!
At least the scariest part is over....(if not the pain and annoyance.)

159 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:42:45pm

re: #156 Killgore Trout

Of course, KT.

160 The Other Les  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:43:10pm

re: #131 redc1c4

the difference being is that i get Scientology mail here at the house.

(Tom Cruise used to live here, with his first wife. %-)

/true

Whoaaa...

161 Wyatt Earp  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:43:28pm

re: #157 Typicalwhitey

Strangely enough, I just finished watching a movie on TNT. It was Payback with Mel Gibson. Appropriate, isn't it? :)

162 Opilio  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:43:45pm

re: #97 Kosh's Shadow

I'll keep working on it. Any other ideas, Lizards?

Blowin' in the Wind -- Peter, Paul, & Mary.

163 Wyatt Earp  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:44:16pm

re: #162 Opilio

I'd skip Back in Black.

164 NY Nana  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:44:23pm

re: #139 LeePro

{{{{{{ Lee }}}}}}

Feel better!

165 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:44:59pm

re: #138 tradewind

If Obama's elected, we'll see this kind of thing codified. Now, it just makes me laugh at the whiny babies....
[Link: thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com...]

i left a comment..... undoubtedly it'll never see the light of day, but i referred to the conference as "Six Flags over Nothing" and suggested they have a few Shiner Bocks and some brisket, as it might improve their outlook on life.

166 The Other Les  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:45:04pm

re: #136 redc1c4

besides me?

Monster by Steppenwolf

Winds of Change

167 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:46:06pm

re: #139 LeePro

Like I've said so many times...
you are just a great big ol' { { {SWEETIE} } }!
You remembered, even to the DAY!

Went well. Funny as hell at times... kept waking up, reaching, pointing, talking. They kept slapping my hand down, told me to stop that, upped the juice... funny!

Not so funny now. Still some swelling and a little pain (got dope). Smile is back to "pretty," but what a price...!

Checkup next Wednesday. Then, after healing, permanent denture...

My goal: Eat an apple, without cutting it!

apple sauce?

/ducks and runs into the smoke

%-)

168 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:46:16pm

re: #155 wolfie

Wuzzat? A duet by Joan Baez and Shirley MacLaine?

No, a line from the album "Blows Against the Empire"
Paul Kanter, Grace Slick, Jerry Garcia and other hippies did this in 1970, it is a theme album in which a bunch of hippies hijack a starship "carry seven thousand people past the Sun; our babes will wander naked through the cities of the universe"
If aliens heard this, they have slapped such a blockade around Earth.

I admit, I kind of like the album, but then I like some other dumb stuff too. I don't subscribe to the idea; hippies need to be left behind on Earth or quarantined, not allowed to stink up the universe.

169 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:46:58pm

re: #167 redc1c4

Those canisters from up thread should still be spewing right?

170 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:48:51pm

re: #160 The Other Les

Whoaaa...

yup: we don't have ghosts, only Thetans..... %-)

/funny thing is: every time i mention the fact, no matter where, the total amount of Moonie mail drops off. we only get a fraction of what we used to get.

i referred to them one time as making Amway look like a bunch of kids selling lemonade and brownies in the front yard, in terms of marketing and peer pressure.

171 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:48:54pm

re: #161 Wyatt Earp

Payback for what?
Trying to be your friend?
Extending sympathy for your (snip, snip) future surgery?
Map questing the nearest donut shops?

And this is the thanks I get?

172 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:49:00pm

re: #162 Opilio

Blowin' in the Wind -- Peter, Paul, & Mary.

Actually, that is a Dylan song, but still appropriate.
And Subterranean Homesick Blues, must by one of Ayers favorites, since it has the line "You don't need to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows"

173 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:49:34pm

re: #169 BlueCanuck

Those canisters from up thread should still be spewing right?

have another couple of Molsens, and you can be a stunt double for them..... %-)

174 Opilio  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:49:50pm

re: #97 Kosh's Shadow

The Mighty Quinn by Bob Dylan

175 gop_patriot  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:50:08pm

re: #139 LeePro

I am so glad the surgery was successful, and everything went as planned!

Hope the pain goes away completely, and soon, too. :)

176 Wyatt Earp  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:50:59pm

re: #171 Typicalwhitey

Yup. :) Gotta take care of you. You got a hug from the next (please, please) POTUS. There's gotta be perks in that!

177 Mel Lono  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:51:28pm

re: #1 venjanz

Did somebody open a window? That was a breath of fresh air. Searching "political analysts" now.

178 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:51:30pm

And now for something different...

From Italy, Heavy Metal Monk video

[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

179 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:53:35pm

re: #178 Walter L. Newton

Nice.

180 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:54:41pm

re: #179 Killgore Trout

Nice.

Can you believe that? He's 61. I'm thinking of a career change. I'm going to get my Epihone LP Special out and get to work.

181 BGOH  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:56:58pm

Hey all, have a great night. Time for this little piggy to run off to bed.

182 Killgore Trout  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:57:39pm

re: #180 Walter L. Newton

I have a Gibson 335 and a fender Twin and they aren't making me any money. Good luck.

183 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:57:53pm

re: #179 Killgore Trout

Nice.

And I was freaked out in 1968 when Father Karl whipped out a folk guitar at chapel and started singing "Blowing in the Wind" before communion.

184 Mel Lono  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:58:09pm

re: #168 Kosh's Shadow

No, a line from the album "Blows Against the Empire"
Paul Kanter, Grace Slick, Jerry Garcia and other hippies did this in 1970, it is a theme album in which a bunch of hippies hijack a starship "carry seven thousand people past the Sun; our babes will wander naked through the cities of the universe"
If aliens heard this, they have slapped such a blockade around Earth.

I admit, I kind of like the album, but then I like some other dumb stuff too. I don't subscribe to the idea; hippies need to be left behind on Earth or quarantined, not allowed to stink up the universe.

Well, I dreamed I saw the silver spaceships flying In the yellow haze of the sun There were children crying and colors flying All around the chosen ones All in a dream, all in a dream The loading had begun Flyin' mother nature's silver seed To a new home in the sun Flyin' mother nature's silver seed To a new home in the sun


From After the Gold Rush, but is the next one I buy.

185 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:58:58pm

re: #176 Wyatt Earp

Oh sorry, I no longer talk to the "little" people

LOL

186 Wyatt Earp  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:59:35pm

re: #185 Typicalwhitey

So, I gotta gain that 41 pounds back? Damn.

Now that's some "change" Obambi can believe in!

187 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:59:53pm

re: #184 Mel Lono

I love After the Gold Rush. It's one of the classic albums.

Why does this feel like a "duck and run" moment?

188 BignJames  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 10:59:53pm

re: #97 Kosh's Shadow


Not this

189 LeePro  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:01:02pm

re: #158 wolfie

Tru dat!

{: [

190 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:01:04pm

re: #182 Killgore Trout

I have a Gibson 335 and a fender Twin and they aren't making me any money. Good luck.

Nice. Honestly, I'm not a guitar player by any real standards. I can get away with doing the campfire routine, and I surprise some people with my ability to pick "Alice's Resturant" they way Arlo did, but there's no real talent here. It's just something I like to fuss with sometimes.

Now ask me about my accordion playing...

191 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:01:30pm

re: #133 Typicalwhitey

I didnt get a chance to watch any tv.
Did get a call from my brother who saw me on tv.
Even he and my sister in law, pretty much dems all the way are voting for McCain.

can i get an autographed head shot?

192 LeePro  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:02:27pm

re: #164 NY Nana

{ Lee }

Feel better!

Yes, ma'am.

{ { { { { { { Nana } } } } } } }

193 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:02:41pm

re: #190 Walter L. Newton

I guess that my joke about every new section of martial arts being "Welcome to Hell, here's your accordion" doesn't make you laugh?

194 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:03:24pm

re: #191 redc1c4

Did Wyatt put you up to that?

195 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:03:34pm

re: #187 Dianna

I love After the Gold Rush. It's one of the classic albums.

Why does this feel like a "duck and run" moment?

pop some smoke..... it's safer that way. %-)

/white smoke

196 coquimbojoe  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:03:34pm

re: #153 BlueCanuck

Glad to hear that. And thank you.

/now my night is done, and I am off to bed. After this of course.

That is very funny!

197 Bob in Breckenridge  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:03:50pm

re: #4 Jimmah

I hope they remembered to ask the burning question - what's he got on his ipod?

Back in the USSR

198 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:04:19pm

re: #195 redc1c4

Will it hide me?!

199 Wyatt Earp  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:05:00pm

re: #194 Typicalwhitey

No. I. Did. Not!

It was damned funny, though!

200 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:05:29pm

re: #194 Typicalwhitey

Did Wyatt put you up to that?

no, but freezing the video did..... last night i called a "Cougar alert".

all hail the lizard hottie!

/white smoke %-)

201 LeePro  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:05:31pm

re: #175 gop_patriot

I am so glad the surgery was successful, and everything went as planned!

Hope the pain goes away completely, and soon, too. :)

{ { { G } } }

202 Lizard by the Bay  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:05:50pm

It would have been funnier (and more accurate) if they had said 'Newsweek' instead.

203 Wyatt Earp  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:06:10pm

re: #200 redc1c4

I told y'all she was hot!

204 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:06:10pm

re: #198 Dianna

Will it hide me?!

depends: do they have thermal sights?

205 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:06:28pm

re: #193 Dianna

I guess that my joke about every new section of martial arts being "Welcome to Hell, here's your accordion" doesn't make you laugh?

The other day I went to a bad part of Denver, becuase I needed some repairs done on my accordion. And there's only one old guy here in town that works on them.

So, I put the accordion in the back of my car and drove over there. It was such a seedy part of town, and I had never even been in this guys shop before, so when I got there, I left my accordion in the car, just to be safe, and went into the shop to make sure that it was the right place.

Well, the old guy was there and he said that it wasn't a good idea that I left the accordion out in the car. So I went out to get it. He was right. My window was smashed and I looked into the car.

There were TWO accordions on my back seat.

206 wolfie  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:06:31pm

re: #188 BignJames

Not this

Whoohoo! Love it!

207 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:06:56pm
Well, I dreamed I saw the knights
In armor coming,
Saying something about a queen.
There were peasants singing and
Drummers drumming
And the archer split the tree.
There was a fanfare blowing
To the sun
That was floating on the breeze.
Look at Mother Nature on the run
In the nineteen seventies.
Look at Mother Nature on the run
In the nineteen seventies.

I was lying in a burned out basement
With the full moon in my eyes.
I was hoping for replacement
When the sun burst thru the sky.
There was a band playing in my head
And I felt like getting high.
I was thinking about what a
Friend had said
I was hoping it was a lie.
Thinking about what a
Friend had said
I was hoping it was a lie.

Well, I dreamed I saw the silver
Space ships flying
In the yellow haze of the sun,
There were children crying
And colors flying
All around the chosen ones.
All in a dream, all in a dream
The loading had begun.
They were flying Mother Nature's
Silver seed to a new home in the sun.
Flying Mother Nature's
Silver seed to a new home.

To be fair, the first time I ever heard that song, it was a female trio singing it, and I'll pretty much forgive anyone who sings in harmony.

208 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:06:58pm

re: #203 Wyatt Earp

I told y'all she was hot!

"Smokin!".............. %-)

209 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:07:18pm

I wonder if we'll ever see the day in society when fluff sets like The Factor can face up to the fact that race doesn't exist, and that the color of our skin doesn't determine your hall pass for using or not using the term n*****.

If the "oppressed" non-race wants to keep the word alive, then let's shout it out from the rooftops.

I'm sick of unequal treatment of people who have no right to claim higher ground. Period.

Don't tell me that I have no right to use the word when you claim it's often used as a term of endearment. That's bs of the highest order. Race is a social construct and doesn't exist as fact. If it's a hate crime for a so-called "white" to use the term n*****, then it's a hate crime for a so-called "black" to use the term cracker.

In fact, fuck everyone who believes in separationist or exclusionary politics. The world doesn't need you.

210 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:07:27pm

re: #196 coquimbojoe

Yeah, I am now saving the other two acts for work. Need a good laugh there.

/now I am off to bed and sleep. Early day tomorrow.

Night all.

{LeePro}

keep popping smoke red, and I don't do Molsens any more. I have more mature tastes.

211 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:07:41pm

re: #204 redc1c4

Given that I run a bit hot, I'm doomed.

212 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:08:27pm

re: #205 Walter L. Newton

LOL! Literally!

213 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:08:49pm

re: #212 Dianna

LOL! Literally!

Thanks. Old accordion joke.

214 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:09:07pm

re: #207 Dianna

i will forgive Neil for lots of things, if only for his charity.

/that and he's a helluva songwriter & musician. %-)

215 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:09:17pm

re: #200 redc1c4

Okay how much did he pay you to say that?

216 Wyatt Earp  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:10:05pm

re: #215 Typicalwhitey

Truth hurts, hottie!

217 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:10:48pm

re: #213 Walter L. Newton

Got that - it still made me laugh.

218 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:10:51pm

re: #211 Dianna

Given that I run a bit hot, I'm doomed.

so now we have *another* hottie on the FNDT!.....

WOOT!

219 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:11:15pm

re: #214 redc1c4

Yes, he is. I love a lot of his stuff.

220 Metal Man  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:11:18pm

re: #197 Bob in Breckenridge

To prep for his upcoming visit to germany Obamas got this on his Ipod.

221 Mel Lono  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:11:30pm

re: #207 Dianna

Excellent.Forever Young

it's hard to find utube vids etc of Neil. He's got a lot of it locked up but I have a good collection of "digitally released" stuff that's unreleased, live etc.

222 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:11:39pm

re: #218 redc1c4

Ah...you have seen my pics, right?

223 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:11:46pm

re: #184 Mel Lono

From After the Gold Rush, but is the next one I buy.

I have that song on one of Neil's live albums.
Pure moonbat stuff, but fun.

Another couple of songs
Memory of a Free Festival, by David Bowie
(oh, to capture just one drop of all the ecstasy that flowed that afternoon, to paint that love upon the white balloon)

Cygnet Committe, by Bowie -

And We Know the Flag of Love is from Above
And We Can Force You to Be Free
And We Can Force You to Believe

And I close my eyes and tighten up my brain
For I once read a book in which the lovers were slain
For they knew not the words of the Free States' refrain
It said

I believe in the Power of Good
I Believe in the State of Love
I Will Fight For the Right to be Right
I Will Kill for the Good of the Fight for the Right to be Right

And I open my eyes to look around
And I see a child laid slain on the ground
As a love machine lumbers through desolation rows
Ploughing down man, woman, listening to its command
But not hearing anymore
Not hearing anymore
Just the shrieks from the old rich

And I Want to Believe
In the madness that calls now
And I want to Believe
That a light's shining through
Somehow

Boy, that sounds like the US under Obama.

And with that, I say "Goodnight lizards"

224 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:12:11pm

re: #215 Typicalwhitey

Okay how much did he pay you to say that?

i'm old, loyal and spoken for.....

that don't mean i'm broken.

(you can stop fishing now: we're sincere. %-)

225 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:12:43pm

re: #221 Mel Lono

I just buy the albums, and skip over anything that makes me irate.

226 LeePro  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:12:45pm

re: #188 BignJames

Not this

They don't make 'em like they used to!

227 Wyatt Earp  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:12:48pm

re: #224 redc1c4

Been trying to tell her that for two weeks. She's not listenin'.

228 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:13:12pm

Night all, busy weekend at the theatre. I'll check in after Sat. nights show.

229 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:14:15pm

re: #228 Walter L. Newton

Sleep well, and break a leg.

230 Mel Lono  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:14:20pm

re: #223 Kosh's Shadow

Somehow

Boy, that sounds like the US under Obama.

Yep

231 Wyatt Earp  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:14:49pm

re: #228 Walter L. Newton

Nite, Walter!

232 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:15:50pm

Ok I am spying on the enemy right now.
Does this make sense to anyone:

I'm thinking BHO will get tripped up by some boneheaded black op that leads us into a shooting war -- i.e. the Bay of Pigs -- hatched by a gaggle of broom-closet troglocon rejects with a promissory note from Ken Lay's estate and a fistful of one-way tickets to the Crimea, so they wait out the war at Karl Rove's seaside spank shack.

Safely out of reach of US extradition laws, of course.

koskiddie post

233 Mel Lono  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:16:01pm

re: #225 Dianna

I just buy the albums, and skip over anything that makes me irate.

My kids bought me Living With War for my birthday. They know I love Neil, but I told them that I'd have to take it back and returned. And I told them why. 16, 12 and even the 6 yr. old understood.

234 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:18:09pm

re: #232 Typicalwhitey

I've read that six times. I still can't make any sense of it.

WTF?

235 Metal Man  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:18:28pm

re: #232 Typicalwhitey

Projection of the plans they are making in their own "spank shacks".

236 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:19:04pm

re: #233 Mel Lono

I know, and I am so very sorry your kids didn't have a clue.

237 Mel Lono  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:19:07pm

re: #234 Dianna

black ops... oh i get it.

238 Wyatt Earp  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:19:19pm

re: #232 Typicalwhitey

I don't understand half the words in that paragraph!

239 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:20:00pm

re: #234 Dianna


The scary part is they vote.

As long as they are recovered from their bong party the night before that is........

240 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:20:03pm

re: #222 Dianna

Ah...you have seen my pics, right?

who hasn't? first off there's the spread at "hotlizards.com" and then there's the special article in "Sexy Reptiles" magazine, available at news stands everywhere.

my personal favorite, though are the multiple web pages dedicated to you at greek.goddesses. cumtolife.com..... you sure have a lot of fans.

(only Typicalwhitey and LeePro have you beat. %-)

/just don't tell my wife.

241 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:20:52pm

re: #237 Mel Lono

The Crimea? For pity's sake! That's Ukrainian territory, and they extradite. It's not Russia.

Utter cluelessness on display.

242 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:21:12pm

re: #240 redc1c4

We always tell the wife.

243 Mel Lono  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:21:19pm

re: #240 redc1c4

who hasn't? first off there's the spread at "hotlizards.com" and then there's the special article in "Sexy Reptiles" magazine, available at news stands everywhere.

my personal favorite, though are the multiple web pages dedicated to you at greek.goddesses. cumtolife.com..... you sure have a lot of fans.

(only Typicalwhitey and LeePro have you beat. %-)

/just don't tell my wife.


behave red... i can't hold back tonite.

244 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:22:13pm

re: #241 Dianna

They think it is in South America.
Seriously they continually say that Bush has 2000 acres there out of reach of extridition treaties

Sheesh@

245 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:22:49pm

re: #239 Typicalwhitey

No one that paranoid votes. They're sure it makes no difference, and, conversely, they are convinced that any vote they cast will somehow be recorded and held against them.

It's sad how much pot-smoking affects you.

246 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:22:51pm

re: #230 Mel Lono

waiting until the AM to find out if we're hitting the bar tomorrow night. HRH has had a headache for a day or 3, so went to the chiro tonight, and was a tad grumpy.

we'll see what tomorrow brings, and let ya know.

if all else fails, look for the big guy in shorts & a loud shirt with the cute, well dressed petite blond.....

/luckiest man alive %-)

247 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:23:39pm

re: #242 Typicalwhitey

We always tell the wife.

she has access to *all* my guns....

i don't fool around.

/even if she didn't. %-)

248 Mel Lono  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:24:00pm

re: #246 redc1c4

waiting until the AM to find out if we're hitting the bar tomorrow night. HRH has had a headache for a day or 3, so went to the chiro tonight, and was a tad grumpy.

we'll see what tomorrow brings, and let ya know.

if all else fails, look for the big guy in shorts & a loud shirt with the cute, well dressed petite blond.....

/luckiest man alive %-)

Maholo, my friend

249 LeePro  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:25:03pm

re: #242 Typicalwhitey

We always tell the wife.

First and always!

And if you and I are considered FNDT Hotties, I welcome Dianna into our realm!

heh
;D

250 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:25:42pm

re: #234 Dianna

I've read that six times. I still can't make any sense of it.

WTF?

have another drink.... you'll feel better.

/still won't make any sense. %-)

251 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:26:13pm

re: #240 redc1c4

I shall link my testing photos. Again.

I'm the blue belt, not the white belt. That lady is a good fifteen years my junior.

Behold me beating up on a 4th dan! (yeah, right - Master Cha can wipe the floor with me any time he wants).

252 Edouard  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:27:31pm

Scripture from the Messiah: "We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we’ve set. We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."

Can anyone explain WTF he means by this?

Here's the video where he makes this incomprehensible statement

253 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:28:16pm

re: #249 LeePro

First and always!

And if you and I are considered FNDT Hotties, I welcome Dianna into our realm!

heh
;D

well, your picture shows you to be attractive, and you have a brain. what intelligent lizard would ask for more? you could ease off the grammar stuff a bit, y'alls ok any way by me.

/brain are mandatory, looks are negotiable.

254 eastvillageinfidel  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:28:39pm

re: #245 Dianna

They're actually too paranoid to even register. They think they can be tracked and monitored. I know someone like this.

255 Typicalwhitey  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:28:43pm

re: #252 Edouard

Wow.
See Nazi Germany?

256 BignJames  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:30:29pm

re: #252 Edouard

Sounds like a national police force. Is that unconstitutional?

257 Metal Man  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:32:29pm

re: #253 redc1c4

SSSHHH don't tell them that stuff or we'll have to start rating which one has the fake brains too:)

258 Edouard  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:34:55pm

re: #256 BignJames

Sounds like a national police force. Is that unconstitutional?

Probably!

Who knows what the **** he's talking about here.

I gotta tell you guys, he scares the hell out of me with the multitude of half-baked notions of his about how to change our beloved country.

259 RTLM  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:35:41pm

re: #252 Edouard

Scripture from the Messiah: "We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we’ve set. We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."

Can anyone explain WTF he means by this?

Here's the video where he makes this incomprehensible statement

Note how he leans into the microphone and CLEARLY annunciates his words when he says it. It was almost as if he'd remembered that bit of script.

And his hands are flapping away

260 Ojoe  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:35:55pm

"We all know that bullshit is the deciding factor in most elections."

—the Onion.

261 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:36:44pm

re: #252 Edouard

Scripture from the Messiah: "We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we’ve set. We’ve got to have a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."

Can anyone explain WTF he means by this?

Here's the video where he makes this incomprehensible statement

if he can't, how can we? Confederate Yankee has been pursuing the issue for a few days, and pointed out how the published transcripts of the speech conveniently left that part out....

262 Ojoe  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:37:04pm

re: #259 RTLM

I think he means religious police.

263 LeePro  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:37:28pm

re: #253 redc1c4

well, your picture shows you to be attractive, and you have a brain. what intelligent lizard would ask for more? you could ease off the grammar stuff a bit, y'alls ok any way by me.

/brain are mandatory, looks are negotiable.

Wow! Two compliments in a row, in the same sentence! From RED! ! !

But, hey!
I haven't jumped on anyone's grammar for days!

264 LeePro  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:38:46pm

re: #257 Metal Man

SSSHHH don't tell them that stuff or we'll have to start rating which one has the fake brains too:)

'Scuse me?

265 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:38:57pm

re: #244 Typicalwhitey

Paraguay. The right-wing fringe believes it, too.

266 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:40:09pm

re: #251 Dianna

I shall link my testing photos. Again.

I'm the blue belt, not the white belt. That lady is a good fifteen years my junior.

Behold me beating up on a 4th dan! (yeah, right - Master Cha can wipe the floor with me any time he wants).

hard to tell which adult female is you, since i'm not sure which date to look in........

you *are* an adult, aren't you?

/mild panic

267 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:40:23pm

re: #250 redc1c4

I couldn't drink that much!

268 eastvillageinfidel  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:40:29pm

re: #252 Edouard

It sounds like he wants his own private army. All good communist dictators have them. They could raid peoples houses and adjust their thermostats and remove excess food.

269 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:40:55pm

re: #263 LeePro

Wow! Two compliments in a row, in the same sentence! From RED! ! !

But, hey!
I haven't jumped on anyone's grammar for days!

i'd jump on a grammar, but the wife gets jealous easy..... %-)

/white smoke

270 Edouard  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:41:44pm

re: #260 Ojoe

"We all know that bullshit is the deciding factor in most elections."

—the Onion.

Let's go to the video!

271 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:41:50pm

re: #256 BignJames

Sounds like a national police force. Is that unconstitutional?

Nope.

272 Metal Man  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:43:05pm

re: #264 LeePro

Just a joke. Playing off what Red said. You can't fake brains and faking anything else is only important to someone that isn't interested in brains. Seemed funny but obviously wasn't.

273 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:43:11pm

re: #267 Dianna

I couldn't drink that much!

maybe with some practice?

"Change! Change!"

/drinks all around it's a Double FNDT night!

"Bartender! Bring me rum! Rum for my friends!"

274 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:44:13pm

re: #266 redc1c4

Sorry - I thought I'd linked directly to a certain photo. May 31st. That was my blue belt test.

Look for the female with a long blonde braid. I went through 3 black belts - the Major had them to spare.

275 Mel Lono  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:44:20pm
Why does a free nation that already has the FBI, ATF, and DHS on the federal level, SBIs, state police, and highway patrols on the state level, in conjunction with local sheriffs and police agencies, with the backing the Army and Air Force National Guard and Coast Guard units for the most extreme emergencies, need an additional national domestic security apparatus dwarfing all current federal law enforcement agencies, equal in power and scope to the military?

Confederate Yankee asks the obvious question. I don't think there's an answer, unless you're a socialist or worse yet a ________ but i won't go there. oh and semper paratus

276 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:44:25pm

re: #272 Metal Man

Just a joke. Playing off what Red said. You can't fake brains and faking anything else is only important to someone that isn't interested in brains. Seemed funny but obviously wasn't.

i smiled, but it's hard to get that through the keyboard unless i've had *LOTS* more to drink...............

/qwertyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu %-)

277 Ojoe  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:45:04pm

re: #270 Edouard

Pretty good, isn't it?

278 Mel Lono  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:45:48pm

re: #273 redc1c4

maybe with some practice?

"Change! Change!"

/drinks all around it's a Double FNDT night!

"Bartender! Bring me rum! Rum for my friends!"

At your service, sir.. Appleton on ice with lime.

279 Throbert McGee  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:46:32pm

This thread reminded me of an ''anti-puff'' piece that the Washington Post ran in 2004 -- or maybe "stealth puff" would be a better term. Anyway, it attempted to make John Kerry look good by indirectly puffing up Teresa Heinz Kerry, and it puffed her by giving bitchy cold pricklies to Laura Bush:

Mrs. Bush visited six midwestern battleground states over a 36-hour period on Monday and Tuesday, speaking in cookie-cutter hotel ballrooms, in cookie-cutter phrases, in cookie-cutter suburbs and exurbs of Philadelphia, Milwaukee, Minneapolis and Detroit, among other stops.

Dang, whatchew got against cookie-cutters, WaPo?

280 Ojoe  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:47:30pm

re: #275 Mel Lono

IMHO Obama was dreaming of an enforcement squad for political corretness

281 eastvillageinfidel  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:47:37pm

Seriously though, I don't like the sound of a 'civilian security force' under his command at all.

282 Ojoe  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:48:36pm

re: #275 Mel Lono

a red guard of sorts

283 Ojoe  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:49:20pm

re: #281 eastvillageinfidel

Nor do I. It would seem to be 1/2 of a civil war if you ask me.

284 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:49:25pm

re: #279 Throbert McGee

I couldn't imagine what! Honestly, how to they think biscotti happen?!

285 redc1c4  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:50:16pm

re: #275 Mel Lono

you have to go out, but you don't have to come back.

i propose a toast to all those on watch, where ever they are!
may we never need them, but thank god we have them.

286 pat  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:50:28pm

Only Conservatives speak in cookies according to the WaPo. Everything that Leftists spit out comes from a higher being. Such as Nancy Pelosi. An idiot.

287 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:51:21pm

re: #286 pat

It is to laugh.

288 Mel Lono  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:52:29pm

re: #285 redc1c4

Tips Up!

289 Metal Man  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:52:36pm

re: #279 Throbert McGee

Problem for the WaPO is that here in flyover country "cookie cutter" can have fond memories. We only got cookies in shapes at holidays.

290 Ojoe  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:52:54pm

Obama's "civilian national security force" would be a bust-up of the monopoly of force that any legitimate functioning society must have in order to protect its people, the weak and vulnerable especially.

It is one of the most destructive of his ideas.

I can't stand him.

291 Dianna  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:53:18pm

re: #285 redc1c4

Excellent toast!

And now, since it is ten minutes to midnight, and pumpkinhood beckons, I must bid all you lizards goodnight.

Please enjoy the belt testing photos. If you go back to September of 2007, you can see my white-stripe to blue belt testing photos, which have their amusing moments.

292 LeePro  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:54:20pm

re: #272 Metal Man

Just a joke. Playing off what Red said. You can't fake brains and faking anything else is only important to someone that isn't interested in brains. Seemed funny but obviously wasn't.

That's okay. I'm just a little touchy tonight.

/mouthful of fake teeth after Wednesday's surgery!

293 Mel Lono  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:57:54pm

re: #282 Ojoe

a red guard of sorts

You mean like these guys?

Role in the Cultural Revolution
Throughout the Cultural Revolution, the Red Guards traveled throughout China, going to schools, universities, and institutions, spreading the teachings of Mao. Some were criticized for using violence against people who were believed to be taking things back to capitalism (capitalist roaders). The role of Red Guard was mainly to attack the "Four Olds" of society, that is what is believed to be old ideas, cultures, habits, and customs of China at the time. Red Guards in Beijing and elsewhere in China had taken to the streets from their schools. They made posters, speeches, criticized Party leaders, and some committed violent acts in the name of the Cultural Revolution. Mao met a million Red Guards formally in Tiananmen Square on August 18, 1966. Many people in realms of education, academic, media, literature and punishment were attacked and labeled by the Red Guards as "capitalist roaders" or "anti-revolutionaries". The Red Guards ransacked museums and destroyed old books and works of art throughout China. Many famous temples, shrines, and other heritage sites were destroyed.
294 eastvillageinfidel  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:57:56pm

re: #279 Throbert McGee

"Bitchy cold pricklies" I like that. :)

295 LeePro  Fri, Jul 18, 2008 11:59:03pm

re: #274 Dianna

This one is adorable!

296 Metal Man  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:00:43am

re: #292 LeePro

No problem.

297 pat  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:01:16am

Diana, posted a link for you. You know economics.

298 Ojoe  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:01:47am

re: #293 Mel Lono

Tending in that direction, yes.

299 LeePro  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:01:54am

re: #274 Dianna

Our Dianna?

300 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:02:53am

re: #292 LeePro

That's okay. I'm just a little touchy tonight.

/mouthful of fake teeth after Wednesday's surgery!

tonight?

/white smoke...... %-)

301 Dianna  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:03:04am

re: #295 LeePro

She is, isn't she?

She's about 6.

302 Dianna  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:03:35am

re: #297 pat

I'll check in the morning. I promised to go to bed soon.

303 NY Nana  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:03:50am

re: #192 LeePro

I am having sympathy pain in my jaws!

Just be very happy that this is not your problem! ;)

I am off to sleep, so that you can't get me! Nya, nya!

Seriously, sweet dreams. It will be worth all the torture you are going through.

And we are going to go to a new dentist. Oy!

304 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:04:49am

re: #293 Mel Lono

yup.....

history is scary, isn't it?

305 Dianna  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:04:58am

re: #299 LeePro

Yes - that's from September, "changing my belt."

The one from May's pretty funny. The black belt tied my new belt on so tight that I whispered - "Belt, sir, not corset!"

306 LeePro  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:05:18am

re: #279 Throbert McGee

This thread reminded me of an ''anti-puff'' piece that the Washington Post ran in 2004 -- or maybe "stealth puff" would be a better term. Anyway, it attempted to make John Kerry look good by indirectly puffing up Teresa Heinz Kerry, and it puffed her by giving bitchy cold pricklies to Laura Bush:

Dang, whatchew got against cookie-cutters, WaPo?

Difference is, at that time, Mrs, Bush was the sitting First Lady!
BHO is not even the official candidate yet! ! ! !

307 Ojoe  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:05:52am

re: #304 redc1c4

People are capable of great evil.

308 pat  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:05:54am

My kids can't find decent dentists in their cities. Greedy butchers. They grew up with dentists who actually cared. Being a grown up is a shock.

309 RTLM  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:06:04am

Let's see how the nutroots agitators like the preview of this "Civilian Security Force" in Denver. Courtesy of Obamamessiah.

(/anticipation)

310 Da_Beerfreak  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:06:09am

re: #290 Ojoe

Obama's "civilian national security force" would be a bust-up of the monopoly of force that any legitimate functioning society must have in order to protect its people, the weak and vulnerable especially.

It is one of the most destructive of his ideas.

I can't stand him.

That's why the Founders put the Second Amendment in the Bill of Rights.

Not that the Constitution means anything to these folks.

311 Dianna  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:06:12am

Bed! Bed! Bed!

I have said it three times,
And what I tell you three times is true!

312 Aylios  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:06:54am

Man, I'm so sick of always arriving in a thread first thing in the morning, only to find that over your way it's the last thing at night and everything that I could possibly think of (and a lot more that I couldn't) has already been said!

Having gotten that off my chest, this is the first time the Onion's done a totally factual piece!

313 Throbert McGee  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:06:56am

re: #135 Dianna

I did mention that my Male is a second dan blackbelt?

Dang, I wish I had one of those. (A male with a second dan blackbelt, I mean.)

314 eastvillageinfidel  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:07:56am

re: #306 LeePro

And a class act, unlike that harridan married to Kerry.

315 Metal Man  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:08:36am

re: #311 Dianna

I think I've read that somewhere before. Sweet dreams

316 Steffan  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:10:44am

re: #97 Kosh's Shadow

Let's see.
The Soviet National Anthem
Imagine, by John Lennon
Changes, by David Bowie
The loveliest sound in the world, the Muzzein's call to prayer

I'll keep working on it. Any other ideas, Lizards?

Kumbayah, of course.

Likely anything by Peter, Paul and Mary.

Anything by Joan Baez.

Anything with the word "wohelo."

Likely anything by Joe Hill, recorded by Streisand, Baez, et alii.

317 AMER1CAN  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:10:45am

re: #68 BlueCanuck

Anybody here about Bill Maher's documentary on religion? Saw the trailer when I saw Hellboy tonight. Don't know, but I think this piece will tank.

/at least I hope it does.

That movie "Stop-Loss" that came out several months ago, well here are the stats on it. I think people hate preachy stuff or movies with a clear political message, unless it's a comedy I suppose. I think average joe just wants to be entertained and enjoy a movie. Not listen to someones bullshit passed off as art or entertainment. Look how fast batman sold out over the weekend. I think Bill Maher's movie will tank or only get play from a small market segment if at all.

TOTAL LIFETIME GROSSES for Stop-Loss
Domestic: $10,915,744 98.8%
+ Foreign: $128,905 1.2%

= Worldwide: $11,044,649

Ouch!

318 LeePro  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:10:57am

re: #300 redc1c4

tonight?

/white smoke...... %-)

Doubles... just for you!

319 Ojoe  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:11:32am

re: #310 Da_Beerfreak

Not that the Constitution means anything to these folks.

No, they seem only to be lusting after power so they can carry out their pet ideas on other people, once they get it.

Good night all.

320 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:12:07am

re: #274 Dianna

Sorry - I thought I'd linked directly to a certain photo. May 31st. That was my blue belt test.

Look for the female with a long blonde braid. I went through 3 black belts - the Major had them to spare.

found them, and due to (yet another) att system outage, my reply is a bit late.

i see an long haired blond woman, obviously in shape and fit, with the mental fitness to grow in a martial art..... and who would undoubtedly kick my ass if i let her in the magical 21 foot radius before getting a good sight picture. my body can't even *do* half the things i see in the pictures, even with naproxen, so at worst i'm jealous.

what's not to like? %-)

PS: tell the sensi that the American flag is on the wrong side. all other flags should be to it's left, as viewed, at least here in America.

321 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:13:42am

re: #305 Dianna

Yes - that's from September, "changing my belt."

The one from May's pretty funny. The black belt tied my new belt on so tight that I whispered - "Belt, sir, not corset!"

you should read/talk with my friend SoldierGrrrl... i think you may have a few things in common.

/besides the same wise ass in Lost Angels %-)

322 mattm  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:14:18am

re: #22 kynna

We were walking through the airport a couple of weeks ago and my husband, who really doesn't pay much attention to politics, asked "Does Barack Obama have his own TV channel?"

Even those who don't care have noticed the absurdity.

He has several. NBC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN. He also has several magazines and newspapers.

323 LeePro  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:15:25am

Oh, happy, happy Lortab goodnight to everyone!

Can't hold my eyes open any longer!

:D (Stay at this link for a moment!)

324 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:16:05am

re: #311 Dianna

Bed! Bed! Bed!

I have said it three times,
And what I tell you three times is true!

/snicker.....

325 Steffan  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:17:46am

re: #310 Da_Beerfreak

::shrugs:: Do the words "Stürmabteilung" and "Geheime Staatspolizei" or possibly "Volkspolizei" mean anything to you?

I think that may be where he's going with this.

326 Mel Lono  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:18:54am

re: #310 Da_Beerfreak

And they mean me.

In a 5-4 decision, the court said that "the right of the people to keep and bear arms" is not limited to state militias, as some historians have argued. Rather, it protects "the inherent right of self-defense," Justice Antonin Scalia said. Joining him in the majority were Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. and Justices Samuel A. Alito Jr., Anthony M. Kennedy and Clarence Thomas.

Courtesy of the god-forsaken LA Times.

327 Throbert McGee  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:19:15am

re: #31 RTLM

I have no idea what the onion is.

Sooooo... are you an escapee from North Korea, or a Martian, or what?

Behold The Onion (back when it was reliably hilarious -- these days, not so much):

October 22, 1996 -- Congress voted Monday to cut federal funding for the superconducting monkey collider, a controversial experiment which has cost taxpayers an estimated $7.6 billion a year since its creation in 1983.

The collider, which was to be built within a 45-mile-long circular tunnel, would accelerate monkeys to near-light speeds before smashing them together. Scientists insist the collider is an important step toward understanding the universe, because no one can yet say for certain what kind of noises monkeys would make if collided at those high speeds.

"It could be a thump, a splat, or maybe even a sound that hasn't yet been heard by human ears," said project head Dr. Eric Reed Friday, in an impassioned plea to Congress. "How are we supposed to understand things like the atom or the nature of gravity if we don't even know what colliding monkeys sound like?"

But Congress, under heavy pressure from the powerful monkey rights lobby, decided that money being spent on the monkey collider would be put to better use in other areas of government. Now, with funding cut off, the future of our nation's monkey collision program looks bleak.

Congress began funding the monkey collider in 1983, after Reed convinced lawmakers that the U.S. was lagging behind the Soviet Union in monkey-colliding technology. Funds were quickly allocated so that Reed could spend a week procuring monkeys on Florida's beautiful Captiva Island. Though Reed returned with a great tan and a beautiful young fiancee, he reported that there were no monkeys to be found on the sunny Gulf Coast island. Congress funded subsequent trips to the Cayman Islands, Bora Bora and Cancun, but these searches also yielded negative results.

Two years passed without a single monkey being procured, and Congress was close to cutting the project's funding. It was then that Reed got the idea to utilize monkeys already being bred in captivity. The Congressional Subcommittee for Scientific Investigation was enthralled by the idea of watching caged monkeys copulate, and increased funding by 40 percent.

With a steady supply of monkeys ensured, construction of the monkey collider began on a scenic Colorado site. Despite environmental pressure, a mountain was levelled to facilitate construction of the seven-mile-wide complex. Huge underground tunnels were dug, at a cost of billions of dollars and 17 lives. Money left over was used to build resort homes, spas and video arcades for Reed, his colleagues and several Congressmen.

Construction of the collider's acceleration mechanism was delayed for years, as scientists couldn't decide how to get the monkeys up to smashing speed. Last month, it was finally decided that the collider would employ a system in which the monkeys run through the tunnels chasing holographic projections of bananas. "Monkeys love bananas," Reed said, "and they're willing to run extremely fast to get them."

But now it seems the acceleration mechanism may never be built. With the monkey collider placed on indefinite hold, the huge research facility in Colorado lies dormant.

328 RTLM  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:19:32am

Warning to nutroots: Stay away from Cheeseman Park.

Very dangerous there.

329 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:20:32am

re: #318 LeePro

Doubles... just for you!

i lurv you 2.....

/middle finger salute!

(can't find a link to GFI for that song...... %-)

330 RTLM  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:21:11am

re: #327 Throbert McGee

Heh -

331 Da_Beerfreak  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:21:26am

re: #325 Steffan

ja!

332 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:22:19am

re: #326 Mel Lono

And they mean me.

In a 5-4 decision, the court said that "the right of the people to keep and bear arms" is not limited to state militias, as some historians have argued. Rather, it protects "the inherent right of self-defense," Justice Antonin Scalia said. Joining him in the majority were Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. and Justices Samuel A. Alito Jr., Anthony M. Kennedy and Clarence Thomas.

Courtesy of the god-forsaken LA Times.

no one told them to forsake G*d.... they chose to do it on their own.

i'm amazed that they bothered to print that at all, instead of 45 pages of why it didn't mean what the SOCTUS said.

333 Steffan  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:24:48am

re: #317 AMER1CAN

That movie "Stop-Loss" that came out several months ago, well here are the stats on it. I think people hate preachy stuff or movies with a clear political message, unless it's a comedy I suppose. I think average joe just wants to be entertained and enjoy a movie. Not listen to someones bullshit passed off as art or entertainment. Look how fast batman sold out over the weekend. I think Bill Maher's movie will tank or only get play from a small market segment if at all.

TOTAL LIFETIME GROSSES for Stop-Loss
Domestic: $10,915,744 98.8%
+ Foreign: $128,905 1.2%

= Worldwide: $11,044,649

Ouch!

It cost $25 million to make and made $11 million at the box office. Does Hollywood have a different system of math? What color do you think the sky might be on their planet?

I don't think those morons are smart enough to learn from this. They'll touch the glowing red iron again, because it couldn't possibly be hot this time, now could it?

334 Metal Man  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:25:13am

re: #325 Steffan

::shrugs:: Do the words "Stürmabteilung" and "Geheime Staatspolizei" or possibly "Volkspolizei" mean anything to you?

I think that may be where he's going with this.

Me thinks he's paid way too much attention to little bits of history and ignored great big bits of it.

The big part that allowed old Adolf to get the whole brownshirts thing up too speed was the fact the people were actually starving. They were in Europe which fought wars of no value every 10 years needed or not. But the most important thing Disarm the populace before you recruit your brownshirts.

335 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:25:56am

re: #323 LeePro

Oh, happy, happy Lortab goodnight to everyone!

Can't hold my eyes open any longer!

:D (Stay at this link for a moment!)

mmmmmmm Lortab...... mmmmmm

light of day = 2 buck chuck

/nice while it lasted

336 Mel Lono  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:27:05am

re: #325 Steffan

Hey, what's in a name anyway. Told you red/


If your name has anything to do with your electability, then Obama has the worst name in the history of politics currently.

Barack Hussein Obama. Ouch!

That poor guy. The name "Adolph Schickelgrubber," evidently, was taken.

A while back we offered some suggestion alternative middle names: bin and Alfalfa were my two favorites.

I always like Dennis Miller's nickname for Dick Lugar, Schlong Uzi.

posts from the great beyond, non-attributable.

337 Metal Man  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:37:36am

The dems have for the last 40+ years, gone down the road of telling the US populace what we need to give up to be pure. It has worked up till now because most thought "hey that sounds good if somebody else does it for me"
Now it's finally hitting home and the voters are saying "WTF you meant me too". Suddenly Drill here drill now is getting traction. Next they'll be saying "you want my hunting rifle and shotgun". The answer is going to be bite me IMHO if we elect Obama.

338 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:41:28am

re: #333 Steffan

It cost $25 million to make and made $11 million at the box office. Does Hollywood have a different system of math? What color do you think the sky might be on their planet?

I don't think those morons are smart enough to learn from this. They'll touch the glowing red iron again, because it couldn't possibly be hot this time, now could it?

about 2-3 months ago, i was fu*king off in the front yard when i noticed a grip truck and a couple of cops out in front of the house, on th other side of the street. i went over to the (retired) cops to see WTF?, since they're supposed to get permission prior to filming in our AO.

cops said they were filming round the way, but needed a flat quiet spot to set up..... i wasn't happy, but what can you do? they pay the city, the city lets them do what they want. i went about my chores and then the truck was over in front of my house, on my side of the street. again, WTF?

we need to set the cameras... i stew a bit.... and hover. finally they decide they're ready, and as they get on the truck i call out, "Hey guys?" when the turn i finish with "Next time, could you just go ahead and film in Canada?" ( that's big issue here)

they did a group cringe, cops & all, and then the designated genius decided that a witty response was required, since it was hard to miss Old Glory and the POW/MIA flag flying from the front porch.

best & brightest said "Well, that's not very patriotic of you, is it?"

my reply: "Patriotic? i've seen the 'patriotic' crap y'all turn out: Redacted, Lions for Lambs, Valley of Elah, and all the rest.... go make that shit in Canada........"

they just looked at each other, 'cause they all tanked, and drove the fu*k off.

frag hollywood.

339 Metal Man  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:54:34am

re: #338 redc1c4

I saw the new Batman movie Friday. It will be interesting to see the reaction from the Left/MSM. The movie IMO was great but didn't push the answers to the questions of force and how it should be applied. The very end of the movie and what they said about Batman reminded me of those that volunteer to be in the US Military.

340 RTLM  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 12:59:24am

Repost. Saw this elsewhere - too good not to share.
Homostupidicus:

"Society today is composed of two distinct species. The first, Homo sapiens...what we consider to be normal intelligent logical people who understand cause and effect, people that understand nothing is free and everthing costs something.
The second species is Homo Stupidicus. This species believes that they are entiteled to have all the wonderful things in life but that they should not have to work for it. They believe that they should not have to risk anything but still reap success. They believe that government can create money out of thin air and should give it to everyone that doesn’t have enough.
Homo Stupidicus has grown, prospered and bred to become a majority of the populace because Homo Sapiens had a minor brain fart and created welfare, social security and modern medicine. Prior to these inventions Homo Stupidicus rarely lived long enough to breed.
We have shortcircuited the filter in the gene pool....Homo Stupidicus is now breeding rampantly and has reached a critical mass where the members of this species outnumber Homo Sapiens. They continue to demand more and more from the productive species while becoming less and less capable of self control, self direction, self reliance and at times self awareness.
The two species are virtually indistinguishable physically. You cannot determine which species you are confronted with by simply looking at them. You have to listen to them to find out whether they are sapient...intelligent, or stupidicus. Homo Stupidicus will invariably make their presence know by the socialistic bleatings they utter.
Most Homo Sapiens are politically conservative or independent. Homo Stupidicus is almost exclusively liberal or apolitical....meaning they don’t care who is in charge as long as the food stamps and welfare check shows up every month.""Society today is composed of two distinct species. The first, Homo sapiens...what we consider to be normal intelligent logical people who understand cause and effect, people that understand nothing is free and everthing costs something.
The second species is Homo Stupidicus. This species believes that they are entiteled to have all the wonderful things in life but that they should not have to work for it. The believe that they should not have to risk anything but still reap success. They believe that government can create money out of thin air and should give it to everyone that doesn’t have enough.
Homo Stupidicus has grown, prospered and bred to become a majority of the populace because Homo Sapiens had a minor brain fart and created welfare, social security and modern medicine. Prior to these inventions Homo Stupidicus rarely lived long enough to breed.
We have shortcircuited the filter in the gene pool....Homo Stupidicus is now breeding rampantly and has reached a critical mass where the members of this species outnumber Homo Sapiens. They continue to demand more and more from the productive species while becoming less and less capable of self control, self direction, self reliance and at times self awareness.
The two species are virtually indistinguishable physically. You cannot determine which species you are confronted with by simply looking at them. You have to listen to them to find out whether they are sapient...intelligent, or stupidicus. Homo Stupidicus will invariably make their presence know by the socialistic bleatings they utter.
Most Homo Sapiens are politically conservative or independent. Homo Stupidicus is almost exclusively liberal or apolitical....meaning they don’t care who is in charge as long as the food stamps and welfare check shows up every month."

341 Aylios  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:01:48am

re: #31 RTLM

I have no idea what the onion is. Are they left or right of center? But it is becoming obvious that the Changeling is now irking the nutroots.

Denver.

(get your popcorn early)

The Onion is one of those satirical sites that takes shots at anyone and anything. They're totally impartial as far as I can tell.

342 RTLM  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:03:17am
The two species are virtually indistinguishable physically. You cannot determine which species you are confronted with by simply looking at them. You have to listen to them to find out whether they are sapient...intelligent, or stupidicus.

Oh yes you can.

(pimf - sorry for the dbl cntrl-v)

343 Metal Man  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:07:55am

re: #340 RTLM

The thing that gives me some comfort is that when they finally get complete control. They will starve when those that do, quit doing for others that don't.

344 RTLM  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:13:51am

re: #343 Metal Man

The thing that gives me some comfort is that when they finally get complete control. They will starve when those that do, quit doing for others that don't.

Evolution.

345 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:16:56am

re: #344 RTLM

Evolution.

or the ultimate success of gun control......

346 Edouard  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:18:31am

re: #341 Aylios

The Onion is one of those satirical sites that takes shots at anyone and anything. They're totally impartial as far as I can tell.

Yep, they'll take a swipe at anybody.

Here's another one of theirs

General Sez Gays Are Too Precious To Risk in Combat

/snort

347 BignJames  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:22:46am
348 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:23:11am

so anyway, since it's a double FNDT, with double your fruitcup, i suppose i should put twice as much fixins in the fixins for LoL.....

i'd do two different recipes, but undoubtedly someone would biatch that they wanted the other one, no matter which one they got. better just to double their pleasure, double my fun. %-)

349 BignJames  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:24:25am
350 Neo Con since 9-11  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:29:11am

Hey I was just about to order a couple books from Amazon that I'd heard about from LGF and I was thinking about buying a Kindle at the same time to save shipping. I was wondering if any of you had tried the Kindle? Is it worth the $360? Are there any bugs, er features, I should know about? Are there many good books by conservative authors like Horowitz and Podhoretz or old Buckley books available for Kindle? Thanks for any help the lizards can offer

351 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:32:18am

re: #350 Neo Con since 9-11

Hey I was just about to order a couple books from Amazon that I'd heard about from LGF and I was thinking about buying a Kindle at the same time to save shipping. I was wondering if any of you had tried the Kindle? Is it worth the $360? Are there any bugs, er features, I should know about? Are there many good books by conservative authors like Horowitz and Podhoretz or old Buckley books available for Kindle? Thanks for any help the lizards can offer

WTF is a Kindle?

/off to google

352 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:34:39am

re: #351 redc1c4

WTF is a Kindle?

/off to google

answered my question: it's yet another POS electronic device that'll break down whey you need it most.....

buy books. you can get a shitload @ the local used bookstores for $360.

/old school

353 Neo Con since 9-11  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:36:52am

re: #351 redc1c4

It's an electronic device that allows you to download copies of books ,stores them in it's memory, and lets you read them back on the screen. The reason I'm looking at is because most books you can buy for the kindle are half the price you pay for a paper copy. I'm just not sure if there are any good books for it or if it's buggy.

354 littleoldlady  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:37:38am

Neo! :-)

I think I remember Charles praising Kindle.

355 Neo Con since 9-11  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:41:01am

re: #354 littleoldlady

Neo! :-)

I think I remember Charles praising Kindle.

Ohh you're right. It'll let me LGF from anywhere

356 littleoldlady  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:41:17am

So, let's see if I have this right.

If I visit Hollywood I can call myself an actress?
If I hang around a hospital for a while I'm qualified to be a doctor?
And if I go to Afghanistan and "listen" that makes me an expert in foreign affairs and will finally shut up the critics?

The international trip by Mr. Obama is intended to counter Republican criticism — and one advanced by Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton during the Democratic primary campaign — that he has too little experience in foreign affairs to serve as a world leader.

357 Karridine  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:41:55am

re: #344 RTLM

Evolution.


I used to think my father (1920-2008) sorely lacking in wisdom or compassion when he advocated 'letting the Communists have the nations they want!'

What he was saying is being made clear now: When those who CAN refuse any longer to produce for those who WON'T!

System CRASHES!

Marxism CANNOT work, has proven several times (USSR, China, NorK, Zimbabwe) that it DOES NOT work, so if Marxism gets into power here in America, it will fail just as spectacularly, when those who CAN refuse to support those who WON'T!

358 BignJames  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:43:50am

re: #356 littleoldlady

You got it! You may be a genius.

359 littleoldlady  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:44:50am

re: #358 BignJames

BignJames! :-)

What's with the "may"?

;-)

360 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:44:58am

re: #353 Neo Con since 9-11

It's an electronic device that allows you to download copies of books ,stores them in it's memory, and lets you read them back on the screen. The reason I'm looking at is because most books you can buy for the kindle are half the price you pay for a paper copy. I'm just not sure if there are any good books for it or if it's buggy.

and when it dies, as it certainly will, sooner or later?

paper doesn't need to reboot, or batteries. if you need to read new books, that's what the library is for. everything else you can get at the used book store or Amazon......

JMHO...... and i lurv books.

361 BignJames  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:46:11am

re: #359 littleoldlady


PCH.....you may already be a winner!

362 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:47:19am

re: #357 Karridine

I used to think my father (1920-2008) sorely lacking in wisdom or compassion when he advocated 'letting the Communists have the nations they want!'

What he was saying is being made clear now: When those who CAN refuse any longer to produce for those who WON'T!

System CRASHES!

Marxism CANNOT work, has proven several times (USSR, China, NorK, Zimbabwe) that it DOES NOT work, so if Marxism gets into power here in America, it will fail just as spectacularly, when those who CAN refuse to support those who WON'T!

easy to say when you're over there in SEA....... i'd just as soon stop them as a vaccine as an anti-body. easier on me.

/no offense, btw %-)

363 Neo Con since 9-11  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:49:42am

re: #360 redc1c4

I lurv books too but the nearest bookstore is 30 miles away and the nearest used bookstore is almost 50 miles away. Besides I don't like used discolored dogeared books.

364 littleoldlady  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:50:17am

re: #361 BignJames

PCH.....you may already be a winner!

Ir as we say in my house, "You may already be a whiner!"

365 littleoldlady  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:50:47am

OR.

/sheesh
//hope it's not going to be one of those days....

366 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:52:57am

re: #365 littleoldlady

OR.

/sheesh
//hope it's not going to be one of those days....

it's *always* one of those days......

/red's rules to positive living and self empowerment

367 Karridine  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:53:19am

re: #362 redc1c4

No offense taken, Red.

That was MY take, too. Stop them AND help them go bankrupt as quickly as possible.

Which means, play to the weaknesses of Communism: centralized government IS a slow-plodding dinosaur with hardened arteries... today's world calls for decisions! If not today, then THIS WEEK!

America's CEOs grok Boyd's OODA Loop, and are deeply better than competition, but the competition is catching on!

Communism and Marxism is based on an elite, deciding for 'the masses', which there aren't now...

And Marxist socialism is based on fear and cowing the opposition and re-education and prison camps... NONE OF WHICH work!

So we just keep on keeping on, letting the Light lead the way, and helping socialism extinguish itself.

368 Karridine  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:54:26am

re: #367 Karridine

...which there aren't now... The Masses

369 littleoldlady  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:56:31am

re: #366 redc1c4

it's *always* one of those days......

/verybigsigh :-/

370 Edouard  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 1:57:31am

re: #356 littleoldlady

So, let's see if I have this right.

If I visit Hollywood I can call myself an actress?
If I hang around a hospital for a while I'm qualified to be a doctor?
And if I go to Afghanistan and "listen" that makes me an expert in foreign affairs and will finally shut up the critics?

Haha... That's the thinking from the Nobama camp, isn't it? ...

This trip by El Perfecto is just a colossal farce in the making. Should be good for heaping helpings of dark humor... I, for one, will be watching for the major gaffes that are sure to come.

371 littleoldlady  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:00:10am

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet ----------------->
Help yourselves!

372 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:00:41am

re: #369 littleoldlady

/verybigsigh :-/

have a very big drink: it's caturday!

373 RTLM  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:01:03am

re: #357 Karridine

when those who CAN refuse to support those who WON'T!

The Obama slogan is - in reality - "No We Won't".

(not Yes We Can)

374 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:01:29am

re: #371 littleoldlady

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet ----------------->
Help yourselves!

needs to be poasted twice, since we have two FNDTS.

375 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:03:55am

re: #373 RTLM

The Obama slogan is - in reality - "No We Won't".

(not Yes We Can)

i thought it was "well, somebody always has."

they create the disaster, and someone comes along and fixes it.

then they can critique the fixer from their castle again.....

"compare & contrast New Orleans & Iowa, or New Orleans and everywhere else on the Gulf Coast".......

376 littleoldlady  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:04:43am

re: #370 Edouard

Edouard! :-)

Wait. You mean, it DOESN'T work that way?!

red,

2? Where? WHY?

/or shouldn't I ask...?

377 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:09:26am

re: #376 littleoldlady

Edouard! :-)

Wait. You mean, it DOESN'T work that way?!

red,

2? Where? WHY?

/or shouldn't I ask...?

look at the thread preceding this one....

/waving away some of the accumulated smoke

378 DistantThunder  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:11:13am

I'm just poking in her at 5am. I've been up all night reading "House to House" about a platoon in the Battle of Fallujah, and I am stunned at how raw I feel, and how much I absolutely despise Obama and the Democrats for being such Nothing People who believe there is;

Nothing to die for
Nothing to honor
Nothing to respect
Nothing to revere
Nothing to treasure
Nothing worth putting one's life on the line for (except anonymous sex)
Nothing to commit to
Nothing to cherish
Nothing to sacrifice for
Nothing worth avenging.

They are the Nothing Party and must be crushed at all costs and with all our hearts, might, mind and strength.

Read the book, it is superb!

379 Edouard  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:11:45am

re: #376 littleoldlady

Edouard! :-)

Wait. You mean, it DOESN'T work that way?!

Tragic, isn't it? :)

As M. Scott Peck says in the first line of his book The Road Less Traveled:

"Life is Difficult" (!)

380 littleoldlady  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:12:08am

re: #377 redc1c4

Oh dear.

/it's not nice to fool littleoldlady

381 RTLM  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:12:43am

How is Miguel ?

382 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:13:25am

re: #378 DistantThunder


pretty sure i've read it.... who's the author?

383 freetoken  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:14:39am

re: #371 littleoldlady

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet ----------------->
Help yourselves!

Hey... thanks... munchies while I watch "The Last Man on Earth" with Vincent Price. (this is my intermission). Even with the weak acting by many of the supporting cast it still manages to have an eeriness to it that the recent remake lacks.

384 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:15:04am

re: #380 littleoldlady

Oh dear.

/it's not nice to fool littleoldlady

you go ahead and get mad at Chas & Stinky.....

/white smoke and the sound of tracks at high speed

385 littleoldlady  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:16:09am

RTLM! :-)

He stops in here and there. Recovering (I HOPE!) and tired.

/as long as he checks in once in a while, we're good.

386 Panhandler  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:17:26am

re: #376 littleoldlady
Nope it soesn't work that way and NPR says it needs to be corrected.

387 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:17:41am

re: #381 RTLM

How is Miguel ?

as of last check in, from *my* memory, ok. at home, no real signs of trauma, disliking the new & improved lifestyle changes, but cooperating with them. typing still slow.

/i'm worried about the "old GF" angle, but we'll see.

388 littleoldlady  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:18:46am

re: #384 redc1c4

See # 358 & #359 this thread.

/sure. I have a death wish, too.

389 Render  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:19:18am

Pardon me...

I'm just a Christofascist moby troll sneaking through for a Fruitcup before Release the Hounds time.

Thinking I may have to upgrade one of my chainsaws for a flaming sword if this keeps up.

SCREAMERS,
R

390 littleoldlady  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:20:05am

re: #386 Panhandler

Panhandler! :-)

Oh yeah. I needed that picture first thing in the morning.

/NOT

391 littleoldlady  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:21:05am

re: #387 redc1c4

i'm worried about the "old GF" angle, but we'll see.

WHAT?!

392 littleoldlady  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:21:56am

RENDER! :-)

'S what you get for hanging around "those" threads.

;-)

393 Panhandler  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:22:48am

re: #389 Render

You better hurry, the hounds are getting restless.

394 RTLM  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:24:24am

re: #385 littleoldlady

RTLM! :-)

He stops in here and there. Recovering (I HOPE!) and tired.

/as long as he checks in once in a while, we're good.

Me too. Thanks.

395 Panhandler  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:24:32am

re: #387 redc1c4

as of last check in, from *my* memory, ok. at home, no real signs of trauma, disliking the new & improved lifestyle changes, but cooperating with them. typing still slow.

/i'm worried about the "old GF" angle, but we'll see.


I asked him about that the other night and he said she remains an old girlfriend who's treating him right because he treated her right in the day.

396 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:24:49am

re: #389 Render

Pardon me...

I'm just a Christofascist moby troll sneaking through for a Fruitcup before Release the Hounds time.

Thinking I may have to upgrade one of my chainsaws for a flaming sword if this keeps up.

SCREAMERS,
R

tonight you need to have 2 fruitcups, and the coequal numbers for chainsaws/flaming swords/pink flamingos.....

/there are 2 FNDT's...... drink up!

397 Edouard  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:25:31am

re: #389 Render

Pardon me...

I'm just a Christofascist moby troll sneaking through for a Fruitcup before Release the Hounds time.

Thinking I may have to upgrade one of my chainsaws for a flaming sword if this keeps up.

SCREAMERS,
R

You've got a free shot, Render!

As I myself have already moved on from littleoldlady's generously served Fruit Cups to my beloved Ice Birds

398 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:25:52am

re: #395 Panhandler

I asked him about that the other night and he said she remains an old girlfriend who's treating him right because he treated her right in the day.

you might want to upgrade your "cynic" software package......

399 Panhandler  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:26:52am

re: #390 littleoldlady

cCick through and read the article. Their sad tale will cause you to see the Lightworker in a new light.

400 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:30:08am

re: #399 Panhandler

cCick through and read the article. Their sad tale will cause you to see the Lightworker in a new light.

i thought he was the "lightweight w*rker".......

401 Panhandler  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:30:43am

re: #398 redc1c4

Are you talking about last spring's internet girlfriend who is no more or the older girlfriend who's the doctor ramrodding his recovery regimen?

402 littleoldlady  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:34:20am

re: #399 Panhandler

No diploma, never worked, depressed (FOR 17 YEARS!) and it's the bad economy that's the problem?

/and they couldn't find a picture of people who actually LOOK hungry?

403 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:36:04am

re: #401 Panhandler

Are you talking about last spring's internet girlfriend who is no more or the older girlfriend who's the doctor ramrodding his recovery regimen?

the Cougar.......

seems to be a reoccurring theme here in the LNDT's.

404 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:37:16am

re: #402 littleoldlady

No diploma, never worked, depressed (FOR 17 YEARS!) and it's the bad economy that's the problem?

/and they couldn't find a picture of people who actually LOOK hungry?

they look hungry....

good thing the camera person had a telephoto lens.

%-)

405 BignJames  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:37:17am
406 Karridine  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:41:52am

re: #400 redc1c4

Isn't Obama recognized far and wide as "The Light
Headed Worker"?

407 littleoldlady  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:43:27am

re: #406 Karridine

Karridine! :-)

Bwhaha!

408 littleoldlady  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:47:02am

re: #405 BignJames

Feh.

Talking with a friend yesterday. We've decided to form a third party and the best name we could come up with is The Throw The Bums Out™ Party.

/whaddaya think?

409 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:49:21am

re: #406 Karridine

Isn't Obama recognized far and wide as "The Light
Headed Worker"?

that would be an OSHA issue, and you don't wanna go there.....

410 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:50:28am

re: #408 littleoldlady

Feh.

Talking with a friend yesterday. We've decided to form a third party and the best name we could come up with is The Throw The Bums Out™ Party.

/whaddaya think?

i think y'all need another drink.....

/don't mean a thing, it it ain't got that swing!

411 BignJames  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:55:06am

re: #408 littleoldlady

My house burned in '87...and it didn't take me 3 years to get another.

412 Panhandler  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:56:36am

Some here seem to be in ignorance of the global manifestations of being the answer to all things - Lightworkers Unite

413 Jim in Virginia  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:57:04am

Morning all!
On topic- did Time ask the importnat question: Boxers or briefs?

414 Panhandler  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 2:59:55am

re: #413 Jim in Virginia
Nope, that will be a question at the rally in Paris.

415 BignJames  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:01:55am

re: #412 Panhandler

Hey....got any unicorns?......can I have one?

416 littleoldlady  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:02:05am

{My Rove!} :-)

417 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:04:21am

re: #413 Jim in Virginia

Morning all!
On topic- did Time ask the importnat question: Boxers or briefs?

the answer was thong, with a weekly wax........

/y'all gotta get her waaaaaaaaaaay earlier with those. %-)

418 Panhandler  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:05:16am

re: #415 BignJames

The line that got me is at 3:10 - "We are the ones we have been waiting for" - Seems familar some how, trying to remember where I heard it before.
/

419 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:06:10am

re: #418 Panhandler

The line that got me is at 3:10 - "We are the ones we have been waiting for" - Seems familar some how, trying to remember where I heard it before.
/

in therapy somewhere?

/not wanting to pry. %-)

420 BignJames  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:07:05am

re: #419 redc1c4


Nobama speech.

421 Panhandler  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:09:34am

re: #419 redc1c4

Let me check:
4 AM - Blue Pill
4:15 AM - Kool Aide
4:30 AM - Green Pill
Nope, we're good - Just wish the walls would quit breathing so loud.

422 Panhandler  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:10:49am

re: #420 BignJames

What he said.

423 gettinby  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:13:13am

Since Oblahblah appears to be getting too-close-for-comfort-close to winning this thing, perhaps this may be a good time to review where we are on the 2nd...to wit,

DC Acting Like a Spoiled Child

The UN's Anti-Gun Thingy & Soros' Connection

Are we having fun yet?

Oh..and GOOD MORNING ALL!

424 RTLM  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:13:37am

"Cilll mah lanlard... cill mah lanlard "

(eddie murphy flashback)

425 Karridine  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:13:58am

re: #419 redc1c4

in therapy somewhere?
"We are the ones we've been waiting for..."
/not wanting to pry. %-)
"We are the ones our parents WARNED US against!"

/THAT's why its familiar!

426 littleoldlady  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:16:20am

gettinby! :-) :-) :-)

Actually, I think he's further away from winning right now than he's been all along.

/people are strating to pay attention.

427 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:16:26am

re: #421 Panhandler

Let me check:
4 AM - Blue Pill
4:15 AM - Kool Aide
4:30 AM - Green Pill
Nope, we're good - Just wish the walls would quit breathing so loud.

@ 4:15 AM it ought to be the k3wl Aid3..... call it "physical therapy".

/white smoke

428 littleoldlady  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:17:01am

starting.

I've used up my daily quota of typos. :-(

Good day, ALL!™

429 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:17:22am

re: #426 littleoldlady

gettinby! :-) :-) :-)

Actually, I think he's further away from winning right now than he's been all along.

/people are strating to pay attention.

just wait until they start to pay attention: *THEN* we have them. %-)

430 freetoken  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:19:16am

re: #428 littleoldlady

good night LoL...

431 Panhandler  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:20:35am

re: #427 redc1c4

Posting on LGF is my physical therapy, loosens up the shoulder muscles after my accident.
I just get a kick out the similarities between Lightworkers Unite and Obama speeches. "We are the ones we've been waiting for" " The oceans stopped rising"

432 gettinby  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:22:25am

re: #426 littleoldlady

re: #428 littleoldlady

Hi {littleoldlady}!

Bye {littleoldlay}!

/yur alwysa wlceome ta us smoe of mi qota. :)

433 gettinby  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:23:52am

re: #432 gettinby

{littleoldlay}!

Big oops in typos right there!

/OMG

LOL

434 Panhandler  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:25:13am

Went through the list of Starbucks that are going to closed. Only one in my area - worse luck.

435 songbird  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:25:47am

Good morning. I'm up way too early!


****helps self to fruit cup. Yum!

436 songbird  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:26:30am

re: #434 Panhandler

Went through the list of Starbucks that are going to closed. Only one in my area - worse luck.

Only one in our area is getting closed, but it will be replaced by one across the street from the Univerisity.

437 redc1c4  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:26:58am

re: #433 gettinby

Big oops in typos right there!

/OMG

LOL

she's a Cougar..... so it's a compliment......

i'd toss some white smoke anyway, but that's just me. %-)

438 Panhandler  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:30:57am

re: #436 songbird

Oddly enough, the one closing here is the one closest to the university, which surprised me not a little. (Glad Goddess isn't here)

439 freetoken  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:30:58am

As my signing off video... I posted a link up in the spin-offs....

Yes, our moon really is grey!

g'night all....

440 Karridine  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:31:45am

"We are the ones we've been waiting for,
through the long and lonely years,
We are the ones we've been waiting for
so wipe away all your tears!

Obama 'like unto the Son of Man'
We are the ones we've been waiting for
He cain't do it, NO ONE CAN
We are the ones we've been waiting for

Hussein, wherefore art thou?
We are the ones we've been waiting for
Hussein, don't depart thou!
YOU are the one we've been waiting for

You feed the horses, feed the donkeys
Feed the blacks, feed them honkies!
Feed the poor, on the rich
Feed them, Hussein, feed 'em, B!tch

Walk on water, feed the masses
Feed the olliphants, and the asses
Same old story, brand new massas,
We are the ones we've been waiting for!

(all together in one voice:)

WE deserve what we get!"

441 Panhandler  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:34:16am

re: #440 Karridine

Dude! Gotta figure out a way around the one upding rule. Is it something in the air in Bangkok? If so, send me a bottle.

442 SasquatchOnSteroids  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:35:19am

re: #439 freetoken

Can't fool me. That's a ripped off Star Wars video of the death star orbiting the forest moon Endor.

/We never went there moonbat off.

Another pic. Awesome stuff.

443 Karridine  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:36:23am

re: #441 Panhandler

Why, thank you, Pan!

No, its a dreamy, cloud-scudding, breezy Saturday evening here, wife out with 15-yr old son on a hamster-food mission, and youngest is outside with friends...

And I just created that, riffing on 'We are the ones we've been waiting for'

444 gettinby  Sat, Jul 19, 2008 3:37:56am