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Rare Complete Dinosaur Skeleton Discovered

Thu, Jul 24, 2008 at 1:32:43 pm PDT

A team of Japanese and Mongolian researchers announced a rare find today: a very well-preserved complete fossilized skeleton of a young dinosaur known as a Tarbosaurus, discovered two years ago in the Gobi desert. This type of theropod lived about 70 million years ago in the Cretaceous Period, and was a predator related to the tyrannosaurus, weighing more than a ton when fully grown. Comments on the meaning of the find: Laelaps : A new juvenile Tarbosaurus.

An interesting note is that the research was conducted by a natural history museum owned by a private high tech company: Greg Laden’s Blog : Gobi Dinosaur is ‘complete skeleton’.

Hayashibara Museum of Natural Science of Hayashibara Group and Matsushita Electric Indutrial Co., Ltd. plan to develop new cultural facility “Digital Museum-Dinosaur Factory-” inside “Panasonic Center” which will be a base for receiving and sending information and will open in the autumn 2002. The museum is designed to foster children’s creativity, satisfy their curiosity and spirit of inquiry, and share the joy of discovery in the process of dinosaur research. The facility will be a new type of museum where each guest can easily obtain information, utilizing state-of-the-art digital technology from Matsushita, about specimens of dinosaur fossils and research results in the possession of Hayashibara Museum of Natural Sciences.

Now there’s a museum I can wholeheartedly support.

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1 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:33:16pm
2 FurryOldGuyJeans  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:33:58pm

Oooh, neat!

3 Bubblehead II  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:34:32pm

re: #1 buzzsawmonkey

Ya think?

4 mossley  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:34:36pm

"It's all a joke to fool the nonbelievers! It's just a deformed dog."
/

Seriously, that is an incredible find.

5 pingjockey  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:34:43pm

There were no human remains found.

6 jcm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:34:45pm

It's a fake, there's no globular clusters!

7 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:34:55pm

Digging in the dirt.

9 experiencedtraveller  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:36:04pm

Excessive taxation killed the dinosaurs

10 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:37:04pm

Looks like dog tucker to me.

11 maddogg  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:37:07pm

Did they find any cave man bones in that slab of rock? No?

I spent 3 days in the Chicago Field Museum. Wonderful place.

12 Bubblehead II  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:37:37pm

re: #8 WrathofG-d

People have been shot for less than that. :-)

13 gopninja  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:37:45pm

oh whatevm its 10,000 years old, at most.

14 jcm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:38:17pm
15 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:38:30pm

Now, I gotta get stuck in to some work coz I'm skiving off with some buddies for a deer hunt this weekend..................so long suckers.......

16 MandyManners  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:38:44pm

Oh, what a cute little baby!

17 Spiny Norman  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:39:41pm

re: #7 lawhawk

Digging in the dirt.

Ooh! A Peter Gabriel referrence!

18 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:39:51pm

re: #16 MandyManners

Oh, what a cute little baby!


(Mandy) sister!

19 oh_dude  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:39:55pm

LIES!
Right up there with the myth about instant noodles.

20 looking closely  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:40:03pm

God put that dinosaur skeleton there to test your faith.

21 EC Marm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:40:12pm

Doesn't look a day over 2,000 to me.

22 maddogg  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:40:18pm

I'm still waiting for fossilized Tyrannosaur tracks with human footprints superimposed onto them in the mud before it hardened.

23 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:40:26pm

re: #20 looking closely

God put that dinosaur skeleton there to test your faith.


I did not!

24 jcm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:40:47pm

re: #16 MandyManners

Oh, what a cute little baby!

You laugh......

25 astronmr20  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:40:51pm

McCain?

(ducks)

26 looking closely  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:40:56pm

re: #23 A Kiwi Infidel

I did not!

/You failed the test.

27 WrathofG-d  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:41:13pm
28 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:41:43pm

re: #24 jcm

You laugh......


How do you find this stuff?

29 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:41:52pm

re: #1 buzzsawmonkey

Good one.

*turning green*

30 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:42:05pm

MMMMM, a big Denver omelet!

I say that can't be more than 500 years old. Everyone knows Henry V's troops were dismounted at Agincourt only because they had to eat their raptor steeds the night before! Or was it that the raptor steeds were eating them? I don't remember which.

31 Creeping Eruption  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:42:15pm

re: #20 looking closely

God put that dinosaur skeleton there to test your faith.

No joke. A teacher of mine once told me that. It was a turn-off to orthodoxy to say the least.

32 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:42:42pm

re: #26 looking closely

/You failed the test.


Impossible to fail a test that you set, yourself.

33 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:43:21pm

re: #15 A Kiwi Infidel

Now, I gotta get stuck in to some work coz I'm skiving off with some buddies for a deer hunt this weekend..................so long suckers.......

If you're still around ... you have deer in NZ? Were they imported as a game animal?

34 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:43:25pm

OK, gotta go, see y'all in 3 days time.

35 looking closely  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:43:29pm

re: #22 maddogg

I'm still waiting for fossilized Tyrannosaur tracks with human footprints superimposed onto them in the mud before it hardened.

But remember, where the human footprints disappear, that's where the dinosaur was eating carrying you.

36 ladycatnip  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:43:31pm

#9 experiencedtraveler

Excessive taxation killed the dinosaurs

That, combined with a t-rex telling the vegan dinosaurs to pursue peace and tear down the walls between the meat-eaters and vegetarians. All the other dinosaurs got excited and began calling him The One, until he tore them into pieces - all for himself.

37 experiencedtraveller  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:43:39pm

re: #25 astronmr20

McCain?

(ducks)

McCain probably WAS alive with the dinosaurs...

38 astronmr20  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:43:44pm

re: #34 A Kiwi Infidel

OK, gotta go, see y'all in 3 days time.

Good hunting!

39 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:43:57pm

re: #26 looking closely

And here at Castle Anthrax, we have only one punishment for failing tests...

40 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:44:08pm
a very well-preserved complete fossilized skeleton of a young dinosaur known as a Tarbosaurus, discovered two years ago in the Gobi desert

Clearly, it drowned in Noah's Flood. Duh.

42 looking closely  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:44:19pm

re: #32 A Kiwi Infidel

Impossible to fail a test that you set, yourself.


Sure it is, and now you've failed twice.

/Want to try for three?

43 astronmr20  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:44:27pm

re: #36 ladycatnip

#9 experiencedtraveler

That, combined with a t-rex telling the vegan dinosaurs to pursue peace and tear down the walls between the meat-eaters and vegetarians. All the other dinosaurs got excited and began calling him The One, until he tore them into pieces - all for himself.

Obamasaurus?

44 EC Marm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:44:28pm

re: #34 A Kiwi Infidel

OK, gotta go, see y'all in 3 days time.


Real time, or 'young earth' time?

45 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:44:57pm

re: #44 EC Marm

That would mean he left and came back already.

46 WrathofG-d  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:45:11pm

re: #41 Neo Con since 9-11

Conclusive evidence.

There you go! Case closed! I can provide websites! with video evidence! Ha, take that Evolutionists!

47 MandyManners  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:45:26pm

re: #18 A Kiwi Infidel

Dontcha' just wanna' pinch its cheek and say "cootchie-cootchie coo"?

48 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:45:35pm

re: #33 pre-Boomer Marine brat

If you're still around ... you have deer in NZ? Were they imported as a game animal?


Yes, all deer in NZ are considered a Noxious animal and are all fair game. NZ has no native mammal other than a bat and a seal. All other mammals have been brought in, usually to the detriment of the country's flora and fauna.

49 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:46:16pm

re: #48 A Kiwi Infidel

Thanks for the pause to reply.
Good hunting!

50 JamesWI  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:46:24pm

OK, who wants to take bets on how long it will take before KalvinB shows up with his diatribe against dating methods? 100 posts? 200? Or, like usual, until the thread has slowed down and he can try to slip in his idiocy relatively unnoticed.

51 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:46:38pm

re: #42 looking closely

Sure it is, and now you've failed twice.

/Want to try for three?

Its a good thing you are not a deer.

52 astronmr20  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:46:47pm

re: #48 A Kiwi Infidel

Yes, all deer in NZ are considered a Noxious animal and are all fair game. NZ has no native mammal other than a bat and a seal. All other mammals have been brought in, usually to the detriment of the country's flora and fauna.

What is the terrain like where you are hunting?

yes, deer can be serious pests. In many parts where I live, hunting season needs to be WAY longer. It's a problem.

53 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:47:10pm

Thank you, and good-day all. Coochie Coo, Mandy.

54 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:47:29pm

re: #47 MandyManners

Dontcha' just wanna' pinch its cheek and say "cootchie-cootchie coo"?

And what do you think its response would be?

55 Bubblehead II  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:47:52pm

re: #27 WrathofG-d

Much better. I hate despise loath that creature.

56 looking closely  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:47:56pm

re: #31 Creeping Eruption

No joke. A teacher of mine once told me that. It was a turn-off to orthodoxy to say the least.


/You fail too!

I was kidding, but I know that people actually do say these things.

The existence of dinosuars really only poses a problem if you believe that the Old Testament is *literally* true (ie that the world is only 6000 years old, and that God physically sculpted man out of earth and breathed life into his nostrils).

Then again, evolution really only poses a problem if you believe the above.

/Then again, belief only poses a problem if you lack faith.

57 MandyManners  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:48:22pm

re: #51 A Kiwi Infidel

Its a good thing you are not a deer.

LOL!

58 shira  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:48:46pm

Some musical evolutionary humor from an American expat folk-singer who now lives in Israel. Enjoy.

59 MandyManners  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:48:52pm

re: #54 pre-Boomer Marine brat

And what do you think its response would be?

Projectile vomit?

60 looking closely  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:49:11pm

re: #51 A Kiwi Infidel

Its a good thing you are not a deer.

/Can you prove that I am not?

So its "open season" on all deer in NZ?
That sounds sort of tasty.
How big do they get down there?

61 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:49:41pm

re: #52 astronmr20

What is the terrain like where you are hunting?
yes, deer can be serious pests. In many parts where I live, hunting season needs to be WAY longer. It's a problem.

Like this

62 marjoriemoon  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:49:52pm

re: #8 WrathofG-d

Science: Proof Dinosaurs and Humans Coexisted Together.

Fred Flintstone has him beat by a mile.

63 WrathofG-d  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:50:05pm

Dinosaurs were more 'human' than first believed.

I get the feeling the one above got drunk at the local bar and fell asleep in a gutter, and just never got up.

64 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:50:20pm

re: #54 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Depends on which cheek you try to pinch.

65 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:50:26pm

someone ,, hurry ,, drill ,, RIGHT THERE ,,, RIGHT NOW ,,, There's OIL under them there bones !

66 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:50:26pm

My grandson thought the Creation Museum's saddled triceratops was extremely cool. I suspect that he is just possibly hinting that I should look into getting one for him.
I told him that the saddled dino was made by people who think it was real. He said nobody could be that dumb. He is 7 years old.

67 jcm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:50:54pm

re: #28 A Kiwi Infidel

How do you find this stuff?

I remember all kinds of useless crap, enough so I can search up an article pretty quickly.

68 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:51:30pm

re: #60 looking closely

Fallow are the smallest, stags live weight 100kg, up to Wapiti (Elk)

We are hunting Fallow and Red, Red stags up to 300KG

69 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:51:44pm

re: #59 MandyManners

Projectile vomit?

Baby teeth sunk deep into your hand?

While we're at it, visualize Momma's response.

/running screaming away from my computer

70 astronmr20  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:51:52pm

re: #61 A Kiwi Infidel

Gorgeous.

Enjoy and reconnect with yourself. (Or disconnect, whichever benefits your more).

Happy hunting!

71 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:52:30pm

OK I really must go, thanks for the interest, I will duly report in later.

Kiwi out

72 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:52:37pm

re: #64 calcajun

Depends on which cheek you try to pinch.

Gee, somehow I was expecting Mandy to come up with that first.

73 maddogg  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:52:48pm

re: #65 sattv4u2

someone ,, hurry ,, drill ,, RIGHT THERE ,,, RIGHT NOW ,,, There's OIL under them there bones !

Do you know where oil comes from? I don't, nor does anyone else.

74 chicagodudewhotrades  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:52:50pm

re: #11 maddogg

'Sue' the T-rex there is pretty cool. I got some good pics the last time I was there.

75 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:53:10pm

re: #72 pre-Boomer Marine brat

I've been hanging around here far too long.

76 Creeping Eruption  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:53:32pm

re: #56 looking closely

/You fail too!

I was kidding, but I know that people actually do say these things.

The existence of dinosuars really only poses a problem if you believe that the Old Testament is *literally* true (ie that the world is only 6000 years old, and that God physically sculpted man out of earth and breathed life into his nostrils).

Then again, evolution really only poses a problem if you believe the above.

/Then again, belief only poses a problem if you lack faith.

No sarc tag needed. Frankly, I think your analysis is spot on.

77 ladycatnip  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:53:36pm

#43 astronmr20

re: #36 ladycatnip

#9 experiencedtraveler

That, combined with a t-rex telling the vegan dinosaurs to pursue peace and tear down the walls between the meat-eaters and vegetarians. All the other dinosaurs got excited and began calling him The One, until he tore them into pieces - all for himself.

Obamasaurus?

Love it!

78 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:53:39pm
79 looking closely  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:53:53pm

re: #68 A Kiwi Infidel

Fallow are the smallest, stags live weight 100kg, up to Wapiti (Elk)

We are hunting Fallow and Red, Red stags up to 300KG

That's a tasty burger.

Via the surface area rule, the colder the climate, the larger the deer.

/Or maybe God just put them there.

80 maddogg  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:53:58pm

re: #74 chicagodudewhotrades

'Sue' the T-rex there is pretty cool. I got some good pics the last time I was there.

Me too! I got the impression she was a bitch, though...

81 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:54:00pm

re: #75 calcajun

I've been hanging around here far too long.

I know exactly what you mean.

82 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:54:04pm

re: #73 maddogg

Do you know where oil comes from? I don't, nor does anyone else.

Mine comes from WAL MART. They have it in plastic bottles in the CAR CARE aisle!

83 Bubblehead II  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:54:19pm

re: #63 WrathofG-d

That baby looks like a young Jabba the Hut

84 MandyManners  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:55:09pm

re: #61 A Kiwi Infidel

Like this

Is that Frodo I see?

85 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:55:33pm

re: #83 Bubblehead II

That baby looks like a young Jabba the Hut

and his Italian sibling, Pizza The Hut

86 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:55:41pm

Now this is scary. The only good news from Barry O's Tragical History Tour is that he got no bounce at all and is in a statistical dead heat with Uncle Grumpy.

[Link: www.politico.com...]

I honestly think he is starting to believe his own press,

87 maddogg  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:55:57pm

re: #82 sattv4u2

Mine comes from WAL MART. They have it in plastic bottles in the CAR CARE aisle!

Then obviously, oil comes from China.

88 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:56:24pm

It means nothing more than "a very well-preserved complete fossilized skeleton of a young dinosaur known as a Tarbosaurus"

So, what's your point Charles?

/channeling Cognito

89 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:56:27pm

re: #87 maddogg

Then obviously, oil comes from China.

see! ,, and you said we didn;'t know !

feh !

90 docremulac  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:56:32pm

The saddle it's wearing is clearly visible at the bottom of the picture.
;)

91 MandyManners  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:56:33pm

re: #66 Shiplord Kirel

My grandson thought the Creation Museum's saddled triceratops was extremely cool. I suspect that he is just possibly hinting that I should look into getting one for him.
I told him that the saddled dino was made by people who think it was real. He said nobody could be that dumb. He is 7 years old.

The museum has a dinosaur with a saddle on it?

92 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:56:34pm

re: #85 sattv4u2

For that, I'd like to reach and touch you...with a 20 oz framing hammer.

93 EC Marm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:56:46pm

I'm not positive, mind you. But I noticed something just to the left of the jawline and when I took the image into Photoshop and adjusted the brightest, contrast, and gamma factors to nominal ranges of the x coefficient I found an interesting artifact.

94 astronmr20  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:56:52pm

re: #78 Occasional Reader

Proof the dinosaurs, humans, babes, bikinis and lip gloss coexisted

Hmmm.. they are not "coexisting" very well. Better get them some bumper stickers. That will fix it.

/moonbat synopsis

95 yochanan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:57:13pm

can i have a leg?

96 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:57:15pm

re: #90 docremulac

Triceratops with a saddle? Kinky.

97 Creeping Eruption  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:57:51pm

re: #95 yochanan

You sound like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas

98 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:57:55pm

re: #92 calcajun

For that, I'd like to reach and touch you...with a 20 oz framing hammer.

and his Norwegian cousin, Lille-hammer!

99 songbird  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:58:02pm

What a wonderful fossil!

Here are our little dinosaurs. Much tamer than your everyday allosaurus!

100 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:58:17pm

re: #84 MandyManners

Is that Frodo I see?

That would be Bilbo and a small company of Dwarves.
/Are they filming that yet?

101 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:58:45pm

re: #97 Creeping Eruption

I can "dig" that comparison.

102 WrathofG-d  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:58:56pm

re: #83 Bubblehead II

"not the maaamaaaa" funny(ish) show.

103 MandyManners  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:59:00pm

re: #93 EC Marm

I'm not positive, mind you. But I noticed something just to the left of the jawline and when I took the image into Photoshop and adjusted the brightest, contrast, and gamma factors to nominal ranges of the x coefficient I found an interesting artifact.

That man gets around.

104 docremulac  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:59:05pm

re: #96 calcajun

"re: #90 docremulac

Triceratops with a saddle? Kinky."

Ouch!

105 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:59:18pm

re: #98 sattv4u2

and his Norwegian cousin, Lille-hammer!

Is it Hammertime?

106 astronmr20  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:59:27pm

re: #100 CyanSnowHawk

That would be Bilbo and a small company of Dwarves.
/Are they filming that yet?

They are doing the first book?


Didn't know.


Who is gonna play Smog?

107 MandyManners  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:59:38pm

re: #100 CyanSnowHawk

That would be Bilbo and a small company of Dwarves.
/Are they filming that yet?

I wish they'd filmed that one.

108 fudgypup  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 1:59:49pm

Tarnation! Satan put those bones there to make us question Creation.

109 Creeping Eruption  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:00:10pm

re: #101 calcajun

I can "dig" that comparison.

What, are you and Sattv4u2 vying for the worst puns on the thread award today?

110 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:00:12pm

re: #98 sattv4u2

Argh. Come over here and you'll find how neatly my hands fit round your throat.

That is really bad.

111 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:00:21pm

re: #74 chicagodudewhotrades

Jim Butcher has a revived Sue in one of his Dresden Files novels. I had a great time with that!

112 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:01:01pm

re: #99 songbird

What a wonderful fossil!

Here are our little dinosaurs. Much tamer than your everyday allosaurus!

Cute.
And I liked the Ron Paul tag, too.

113 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:01:24pm

re: #109 Creeping Eruption

Believe me; I'll gladly concede that honor to him. Honestly.

114 songbird  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:02:05pm

re: #112 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Cute.
And I liked the Ron Paul tag, too.

That Ron Paul tag is left over from our Ron Paul poll answer days!

115 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:02:26pm

re: #97 Creeping Eruption

You sound like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas

You're really funny.

116 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:03:10pm
117 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:03:59pm

re: #91 MandyManners

The museum has a dinosaur with a saddle on it?

re: #96 calcajun

Triceratops with a saddle? Kinky.


Scroll to the bottom of the page.

118 yochanan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:04:04pm

re: #56 looking closely

some ortho believe that but others think G-D spoke in a way that his lowly creation would understand. I remember ready about one Rabbi who used gamatri (hebrew letters also mean different numbers) to prove that the earth was in the billions of years old very close to what current scientists are say and he wrote it back in the middle ages. Long before the men of science of his day said the earth was that old.

Jews have other religious works so offen take other meanings than the literal meaning found in the first 5 books.

119 EC Marm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:04:21pm

I think I'll finally be able to swing 'Occasional Reader' over to the cevolutionreationist side with this image.

120 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:04:25pm
121 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:04:33pm

re: #114 songbird

If nothing else, it fits with the implied "dinosaur" theme.

122 MandyManners  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:04:45pm

re: #106 astronmr20

They are doing the first book?


Didn't know.


Who is gonna play Smog?

Jack Black?

123 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:05:22pm

re: #110 calcajun

Argh. Come over here and you'll find how neatly my hands fit round your throat.

That is really bad.

Would that be Throat River Arkansas?

[Link: www.mapquest.com...]

124 MandyManners  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:05:51pm

re: #117 Shiplord Kirel

Scroll to the bottom of the page.

My word.

125 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:05:58pm

re: #106 astronmr20

They are doing the first book?
Didn't know.
Who is gonna play Smog?

Rosie O' wouldn't even have to act, she could use the Keanu Reeves method and just be herself.

The legal issues are all ironed out and the project is supposed to be green lit. Hearing some odd things about it though, like maybe 2 movies, with the second being some sort of bridge between the end of The Hobbit and the start of LotR. I hope they just stay with The Hobbit, unless there is a Tolkein written intermediate story. (Maybe from the Lost Tales? I haven't read that. I don't recall any info in the Silmarillion that touched on that time.)

126 WrathofG-d  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:06:00pm

re: #118 yochanan

I've also been told that the "years" can explain when Man first got a soul, not when the world was created.

I figure its all about "time".

127 marjoriemoon  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:06:13pm

re: #62 marjoriemoon

Fred Flintstone has him beat by a mile.

You guys are too fast. I really hate it when I'm late to the party, particularly when the all the drinks and horse doovers are gone :(

128 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:07:29pm

re: #120 buzzsawmonkey

I want to see a move to retrofit mechanical riding bulls into saddled Triceratops.

Y'know how they use a "rabbit" at the dog tracks? How about an Iron Man race with a mechanical Tyranosaurus bringing up the rear?

129 Bob in Breckenridge  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:07:32pm

re: #11 maddogg

Did they find any cave man bones in that slab of rock? No?

I spent 3 days in the Chicago Field Museum. Wonderful place.

Did you see Sue?

130 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:07:59pm

re: #120 buzzsawmonkey

I want to see a move to retrofit mechanical riding bulls into saddled Triceratops.

The one at the museum is a baby. Even creos must realize that saddle-breaking a full-grown tric would be a tall order. The royal purple blanket on the saddled specimen is also interesting. A mount for antediluvian kings?

131 Cicero05  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:08:16pm

What the article didn't say is that the critter's fossil was found clutching a papyrus card in its dinosaur hand, with Babylonian cuneiform characters on it.

Ancient language scholars swear that it reads, "Good for Passage for One, Ark Cabin 55, Lido Deck."

132 Bubblehead II  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:08:22pm

Well I need to get something done today so I am outa here.

L8R

133 Silhouette  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:08:48pm

They can tell it is a juvenile tarbosaurus because it has an iPod stuck in its ear, it was found far away from the adults because they were so "lame", and apparently didn't listen when its parent told him to watch out for that bog.

134 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:08:58pm

re: #119 EC Marm

I think I'll finally be able to swing 'Occasional Reader' over to the cevolutionreationist side with this image.

Verily, Jessica has seized my heart like a hungry velociraptor.

135 marjoriemoon  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:08:59pm

re: #118 yochanan

some ortho believe that but others think G-D spoke in a way that his lowly creation would understand. I remember ready about one Rabbi who used gamatri (hebrew letters also mean different numbers) to prove that the earth was in the billions of years old very close to what current scientists are say and he wrote it back in the middle ages. Long before the men of science of his day said the earth was that old.

Jews have other religious works so offen take other meanings than the literal meaning found in the first 5 books.

That was Rabbi Isaac of Akko, one of Nahmanides' disciples. He lived in the 13th century, 700 years prior to the science of evolution.

136 Bob in Breckenridge  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:09:09pm

Hannity's playing Reagan's "Tear down this wall" speech.

137 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:09:51pm

re: #136 Bob in Breckenridge

Hannity's playing Reagan's "Tear down this wall" speech.

ooooooo ... GREAT!

138 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:10:45pm

re: #126 WrathofG-d

I've also been told that the "years" can explain when Man first got a soul, not when the world was created.

I figure its all about "time".

It's the way I take it. I have my own heretical mixed allegory theories.

Adam and Eve represent the beginning of souls/consciousness as opposed to pre-men. Losing the Garden of Eden represents the beginning of history/civilization. Cain and Abel represent the conflict between hunter-gatherers and agriculture.

/If anyone wants to stone me, better bury me pretty deep because I will be coming at you

139 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:10:46pm

re: #133 Silhouette

They can tell it is a juvenile tarbosaurus because it has an iPod stuck in its ear, it was found far away from the adults because they were so "lame", and apparently didn't listen when its parent told him to watch out for that bog.

Juvenile tarbosaurs also made a very distinct sound: "Roaarrr, like, roaaar, like, roaaaar, like..."

140 Silhouette  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:10:55pm

re: #129 Bob in Breckenridge

Did you see Sue?

Sue is in Gray, TN right now.

Or was a few months ago when I saw her there.

141 Son of the Black Dog  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:11:10pm

re: #117 Shiplord Kirel

Scroll to the bottom of the page.

That is truly beyond all comprehension.

142 yochanan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:11:10pm

there is a place for religion and a place for science, remember when communism used science as an excuse to out law religion. I my opinion it is better to take the middle road than eather of the extreme roads. no religion is just as bad as no science

143 Creeping Eruption  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:11:25pm

Later Lizards. Ditching work early to go home and get ready to see Dark Knight.

144 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:11:33pm

re: #130 Shiplord Kirel

The one at the museum is a baby. Even creos must realize that saddle-breaking a full-grown tric would be a tall order. The royal purple blanket on the saddled specimen is also interesting. A mount for antediluvian kings?

Way down
Below the ocean

145 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:12:09pm

re: #117 Shiplord Kirel

I meant to be funny. But,...oh bother. I keep repeating my self from other threads. These are the people who want religion to explain science and not the other way around. This museum is like Legoland; as long as everyone knows that there are heavy doses of make-believe in there and nothing really represents reality, then it's harmless.

146 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:12:33pm

re: #133 Silhouette

They can tell it is a juvenile tarbosaurus because it has an iPod stuck in its ear, it was found far away from the adults because they were so "lame", and apparently didn't listen when its parent told him to watch out for that bog.

Don't forget the fossilized zits.

147 astronmr20  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:12:41pm

re: #142 yochanan

there is a place for religion and a place for science, remember when communism used science as an excuse to out law religion. I my opinion it is better to take the middle road than eather of the extreme roads. no religion is just as bad as no science

Unless the only religion is Islam...

148 WrathofG-d  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:12:45pm

re: #138 OldLineTexan

as to the stoning part....are you a "rising of the dead" believer? (ie: christian)...in that case.....burying wont' be enough.

149 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:13:24pm

re: #143 Creeping Eruption

Later Lizards. Ditching work early to go home and get ready to see Dark Knight.

How long does it take to shuck your pants and change into your Joker Underoos? Sheesh!

/

150 EC Marm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:13:26pm

re: #134 Occasional Reader

Verily, Jessica has seized my heart like a hungry velociraptor.


I'm not sure I staid on topic here... What was the topic again?

151 mfarmer1  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:13:59pm

If you look very closely, the rib cage bones spell out "Allah" proving that human hands assisted in the burial.

Either that or it's time for a new thread entitled "The Dreaded Bones of Tarbosaurus Blasphemy."

152 maddogg  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:14:15pm

re: #129 Bob in Breckenridge

Did you see Sue?

Yep.

153 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:14:25pm

re: #148 WrathofG-d

as to the stoning part....are you a "rising of the dead" believer? (ie: christian)...in that case.....burying wont' be enough.

I'm a Christian, but I have read the book and the number of folks that rose from the dead was extremely limited.

154 Creeping Eruption  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:15:11pm

re: #149 OldLineTexan

How long does it take to shuck your pants and change into your Joker Underoos? Sheesh!

/


That is sooo uncalled for. I never wear villain Underoos! Besides, I have to make sure mom washed them. Give me a break!

155 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:15:46pm
156 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:15:59pm

re: #154 Creeping Eruption

That is sooo uncalled for. I never wear villain Underoos! Besides, I have to make sure mom washed them. Give me a break!

Not even on double chilidog Wednesdays?

157 jcm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:16:01pm

Well they finally updated BHO speech page. I guess they couldn't not post his Berlin Triumph.

However one major speech is missing. His July 2, National Security Speech (Released version). The speech where he said off script;

"We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."

I guess the Brownshirts went under the bus, very quietly too.

158 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:16:24pm

re: #154 Creeping Eruption

You're sharing too much...again.

159 Silhouette  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:16:55pm

re: #156 OldLineTexan

Not even on double chilidog Wednesdays?

They moved that to Mondays.

160 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:17:11pm

re: #145 calcajun

I meant to be funny. But,...oh bother. I keep repeating my self from other threads. These are the people who want religion to explain science and not the other way around. This museum is like Legoland; as long as everyone knows that there are heavy doses of make-believe in there and nothing really represents reality, then it's harmless.

If the museum ever goes extinct, it's a sure bet these exhibits will find homes elsewhere. The triceratops would fit nicely in my den, but I probably wouldn't be able to afford it.

161 maddogg  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:17:19pm

I would love to see Jurassic park come to reality. Talk about an exciting hunting season. Hell, I'd settle for a few Columbian Mammoths and saber tooth cats.

162 Golem Akbar  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:17:25pm

re: #118 yochanan

some ortho believe that but others think G-D spoke in a way that his lowly creation would understand. I remember ready about one Rabbi who used gamatri (hebrew letters also mean different numbers) to prove that the earth was in the billions of years old very close to what current scientists are say and he wrote it back in the middle ages. Long before the men of science of his day said the earth was that old.

Jews have other religious works so offen take other meanings than the literal meaning found in the first 5 books.

I'm going to jump in on this debate and then quickly disappear. You are right. I've read plenty of Ortho spokesmen (and women) saying that there really is no contradiction between Judaism and science, or the bible (Torah) and science. The problem is when one side tries to nullify the other's arguments with their own texts. Can't be done and needn't be done.

We (people, humans, you know, us) don't know a lot about how the world was made and of what is it composed. Doctors can't even cure the common cold. We don't know much about the spiritual world, either. It's mostly mystery. But the bible teaches moral behavior while science illuminates physical matter. Can't we all just get along? [who said that?]

I really like looking at dinosaurs. I hope and pray that someday we can cure cancer. Meanwhile, I'm looking forward to a nice scotch neat, tomorrow night pre-shabbat.

163 amphibian  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:17:27pm

Barney was looking for his dog. How to break it to him -- "good news is, we found Spot..."?

164 Thanos  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:17:28pm

re: #99 songbird

What a wonderful fossil!

Here are our little dinosaurs. Much tamer than your everyday allosaurus!

Those are Reptilia, not Dinosauria

Dinosauria = Birds / Dinosaurs

165 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:17:39pm

re: #159 Silhouette

They moved that to Mondays.

No, you're thinking of Mega-weenie Monday...

166 MandyManners  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:17:42pm

re: #144 OldLineTexan

Way down
Below the ocean

167 Creeping Eruption  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:17:46pm

re: #156 OldLineTexan

NOT EVEN! Besides, it could get my cape messy, and it is a bitch eating through a cowl.

168 zombie  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:18:16pm

re: #151 mfarmer1

If you look very closely, the rib cage bones spell out "Allah" proving that human hands assisted in the burial.

Either that or it's time for a new thread entitled "The Dreaded Bones of Tarbosaurus Blasphemy."

Y'know, I thought you werre joking and was going to make a follow-up joke, but I looked at the picture again, and -- you're right! The ribs DO spell out "Allah"!

169 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:18:19pm
170 maddogg  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:19:07pm

What? Its bad pun day and nobody told me?

171 Golem Akbar  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:19:20pm

re: #157 jcm

Well they finally updated BHO speech page. I guess they couldn't not post his Berlin Triumph.

However one major speech is missing. His July 2, National Security Speech (Released version). The speech where he said off script;


I guess the Brownshirts went under the bus, very quietly too.


BHO keeps on stepping on his tongue (I said tongue). He is the gift that keeps on giving.

172 quickjustice  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:19:28pm

Any sign of Fred Flintstone or Barney Rubble in the vicinity?

173 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:19:40pm

re: #164 Thanos

Those are Reptilia, not Dinosauria

So that cavegirl in the museum was coexisting with a large, ugly chicken.

It makes sense now.

174 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:19:57pm

re: #157 jcm

What are you talking about? Look at Bill Richardson these days and his muy macho Mephistophelian facial hair. He might be our next Ernst Rhom. Lemme try to translate Barry O's speech: I want a nation of informants that will make East Germany look tame. I want our military dismantled so that my latter-day SS will enforce my will.

Tell me I'm wrong to be a little apprehensive.

175 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:20:05pm

re: #168 zombie

Y'know, I thought you werre joking and was going to make a follow-up joke, but I looked at the picture again, and -- you're right! The ribs DO spell out "Allah"!

And you thought they were just ribbing you!

176 songbird  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:20:26pm

re: #164 Thanos

Those are Reptilia, not Dinosauria

Dinosauria = Birds / Dinosaurs

Regardless, they are lovely and so perfectly formed that it is hard to believe they evolved.

177 faraway  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:20:29pm

If you look closely, you can see "Made by God" on the leg bone.

178 Summer  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:20:35pm

It was just put there to dupe us into questioning and testing our faith of The Voluspo Edda.

It is obvious when you look at it from the top that it represents The Life Tree.

179 Thanos  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:20:49pm

re: #173 OldLineTexan

Not if it was an Allosaur, they are much older than the transitional dinos that had feathers etc.

180 yochanan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:20:56pm

if some one is in a coma and were to come out of it to a uneduacted person they might say the rose from the dead. More than one coffen has been found scratches on the inside.

It isn't fair to judge people by todays standards as even in my life time we have learned so much. for example ♥ transplants were unknown and not even though of in my youth.

181 Thanos  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:21:03pm

re: #176 songbird

Regardless, they are lovely and so perfectly formed that it is hard to believe they evolved.

That they are!

182 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:21:11pm

re: #160 Shiplord Kirel

You can put a little oscillating motor on them and charge the kiddies a quarter a ride.

183 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:21:55pm

re: #168 zombie

Saudi excavation.
Science!

184 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:21:57pm

re: #179 Thanos

Yeah, that was kind of a joke.

185 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:22:04pm

re: #160 Shiplord Kirel

Didn't they have to sell their mammoth skull?

186 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:22:20pm

re: #179 Thanos

The dinos wore feathers? You mean like in boas? Were they into show tunes and Judy Garland, too? That why they died out.

187 songbird  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:22:22pm

re: #181 Thanos

That they are!

Lovely or evolved ;-)

/quoth the ID gal!

188 medaura18586  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:22:23pm

Slightly OT, but not really, if you think about it:

The freshly-banned BabbaZee calling Charles Johnson 'satan' and 'an attention whore' (among other lovely characterizations) in the comment section of Gagdad Bob's latest post:

[Link: www.blogger.com...]

Nice!

189 faraway  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:22:51pm

The entire evolution vs. creation question will be going out the window soon.

Lord Obama will be declaring himself Overlord of all creatures in the Milky Way come January.

190 songbird  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:22:53pm

re: #186 calcajun

The dinos wore feathers? You mean like in boas? Were they into show tunes and Judy Garland, too? That why they died out.

That brings us right back to BARNEY!

191 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:22:59pm

re: #94 astronmr20

Hmmm.. they are not "coexisting" very well. Better get them some bumper stickers. That will fix it.

/moonbat synopsis

The prehistoric bikini babes are an obvious evolutionary adaptation. After a hard day of fighting tyrannosaurs and bashing Neanderthals, the cave dudes must have pretty tired by the time they got home to the females. The survival of the species required some way to arouse their, er, interest and get their, uh, energy level up during the evening hours.

192 Silhouette  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:23:01pm

re: #165 OldLineTexan

No, you're thinking of Mega-weenie Monday...

I was sitting there hoping you would post that. ;-)

193 EC Marm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:23:13pm

re: #168 zombie

Y'know, I thought you werre joking and was going to make a follow-up joke, but I looked at the picture again, and -- you're right! The ribs DO spell out "Allah"!


Five tiny little blips of the mouse!

194 Thanos  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:23:19pm

re: #186 calcajun

The dinos wore feathers? You mean like in boas? Were they into show tunes and Judy Garland, too? That why they died out.

Yes, they were pink and flowing.

195 jcm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:23:25pm

re: #174 calcajun

What are you talking about? Look at Bill Richardson these days and his muy macho Mephistophelian facial hair. He might be our next Ernst Rhom. Lemme try to translate Barry O's speech: I want a nation of informants that will make East Germany look tame. I want our military dismantled so that my latter-day SS will enforce my will.

Tell me I'm wrong to be a little apprehensive.

I'm with you, even more so that BHO official buried that speech. He spoke off script, meaning it was what's in his head it's typical Marxism thought that an internal security force is needed.

196 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:23:33pm

re: #183 Killgore Trout

Saudi excavation.
Science!

I saw that guy's brother do that same act in the first Alien movie.

197 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:23:43pm

re: #190 songbird

I know. Baby Bop is definitely his beard.

198 snowcrash  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:24:06pm

re: #188 medaura18586
You are a bitch.

199 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:24:07pm

re: #186 calcajun

The dinos wore feathers? You mean like in boas? Were they into show tunes and Judy Garland, too? That why they died out.

Those are the very Tricerabottoms buzzsaw was referring to.

(NTTAWWT)

200 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:24:21pm

re: #185 Dianna

Didn't they have to sell their mammoth skull?

They were using it as a bong one night, and got so completely stoned that they eBay'd it.

201 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:24:47pm

re: #186 calcajun

The dinos wore feathers? You mean like in boas? Were they into show tunes and Judy Garland, too? That why they died out.

That was the much smaller creation museum in Crosbyton Texas.

202 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:24:51pm

re: #191 Shiplord Kirel

The prehistoric bikini babes are an obvious evolutionary adaptation. After a hard day of fighting tyrannosaurs and bashing Neanderthals, the cave dudes must have pretty tired by the time they got home to the females. The survival of the species required some way to arouse their, er, interest and get their, uh, energy level up during the evening hours.

And that is also why the invention of lip gloss preceded the invention of fire (apparently).

203 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:25:00pm

re: #183 Killgore Trout

Saudi excavation.
Science!

Seance

204 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:25:02pm

re: #178 Summer

Are we questioning Snorri Sturlasson now?

205 mfarmer1  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:25:24pm

re: #168 zombie

I was joking but now you've made me go back and look again!
HAHA! Just call me Tiresias the Soothsayer.

I think I saw "Allah" spelled out in my bowl of Pho for lunch today too. I should have preserved it somehow and sold it on eBay but I was really hungry. Allah was yummy.

206 medaura18586  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:25:34pm

re: #198 snowcrash

and screw you too! You don't have a problem at all with the disgusting way your host on this site is being tarred and feathered by disgruntled ex-posters? Speaks volumes about you.

207 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:25:42pm

re: #196 OldLineTexan

...and not far away were a stash of strange, leathery egg-like objects. We have lost contact with our team, but the rescue team will be there shortly.

208 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:25:48pm

re: #188 medaura18586

That's a bummer. I was hoping she wouldn't take that route.

209 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:25:58pm

re: #192 Silhouette

I was sitting there hoping you would post that. ;-)

I have watched too much Spongebob. I enjoy the anarchistic bits far more than I should.

210 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:26:02pm

re: #201 Shiplord Kirel

That was the much smaller creation museum in Crosbyton Texas.

Oops, that was meant for #185, Dianna.

211 offendi  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:26:04pm

An interesting discovery, no doubt. But might others might be un-impressed?:

Al Gore- Does this discovery support my position on global warming? What was these fossils carbon footprint? Unless they drove a Prius I am uninterested.

Ahmadinejad- Are dinosaurs proof of the the hidden Mahdi down the well who I have telepathic communications with? Do these dinosaurs have a bigger aura than I do? These dinosaurs sound like infidels.

U.S. Teachers Unions- Hey you dinosaurs, we have enough hours we have to teach already and don't need to add you to our curriculums ! Read the contract.

212 mich-again  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:26:09pm

re: #175 pre-Boomer Marine brat

And you thought they were just ribbing you!


I kneed a minute to think about that one.

213 EC Marm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:26:16pm

re: #198 snowcrash

You are a bitch.


I regret I have but one life ding to give.

214 Racer X  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:26:24pm

I'm thinking of making some cool patio furniture. How long does it take to make petrified wood? What is needed to petrify it?

215 Golem Akbar  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:26:46pm

re: #188 medaura18586

Slightly OT, but not really, if you think about it:

The freshly-banned BabbaZee calling Charles Johnson 'satan' and 'an attention whore' (among other lovely characterizations) in the comment section of Gagdad Bob's latest post:

[Link: www.blogger.com...]

Nice!

I hate it when mommy and daddy fight, even after their divorce.

216 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:26:48pm

re: #201 Shiplord Kirel

Was that the one with the T-Rex version of "A Chorus Line" and a raptor steam-bath?

217 itellu3times  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:27:08pm

re: #189 faraway

Lord Obama will be declaring himself Overlord of all creatures in the Milky Way come January.

Count me as lactose intolerant.

218 songbird  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:27:16pm

re: #196 OldLineTexan

I saw that guy's brother do that same act in the first Alien movie.

re: #183 Killgore Trout

Saudi excavation.
Science!

Looks Photoshopped to me. The Bible does talk about a race of big guys - Goliath being one who, I think, was nine feet tall, but that pic is outrageous!

219 Josephine  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:27:34pm

I'm listening to an interesting audio on LiveScience.com.

The American Enterprise Institute put together a collection of essays called, "Does Science Make Belief in God Obsolete?" The audio features some highlights from a public discussion about the booklet. One of the participants mentions Intelligent Design.

Does Science Condemn God?

220 mich-again  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:27:36pm

re: #214 Racer X
"What is needed to petrify it?"

You have to scare it real bad.

221 snowcrash  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:27:41pm

re: #206 medaura18586
Like I said, you are a bitch.

222 Son of the Black Dog  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:27:41pm

What did Babbazee do/say to get banned?

223 EC Marm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:28:24pm

re: #222 Son of the Black Dog

What did Babbazee do/say to get banned?


Posted a link to another lgfers blog.

224 medaura18586  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:28:39pm

re: #208 Killgore Trout

That's a bummer. I was hoping she wouldn't take that route.


Disagreeing with Charles on anything (even something ban-worthy) is absolutely no sin by itself, but the personal slurs are beneath contempt. Been reading Gagdad Bob's latest today, and his site is turning into a hatefest.

225 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:28:39pm

re: #215 Golem Akbar

I hate it when mommy and daddy fight, even after their divorce.

I'm just glad I was able to stay living with daddy!

226 Adrenalyn  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:28:51pm

first today - we hear that aliens are real
and now this


the religious nuts' heads are going to explode

I gotta call my mormon family members and run it in a bit

227 eschew_obfuscation  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:28:52pm

re: #180 yochanan

if some one is in a coma and were to come out of it to a uneduacted person they might say the rose from the dead. More than one coffen has been found scratches on the inside.

It isn't fair to judge people by todays standards as even in my life time we have learned so much. for example ♥ transplants were unknown and not even though of in my youth.

Silly question.....I was trying yesterday to find the unicode for a heart such as you have in your post.

Do you actually key in "♥" for that or is there an easier way?

228 Summer  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:29:06pm

re: #204 Dianna

Are we questioning Snorri Sturlasson now?

Obviously I'm not. However, I see almost everyone else here is a heretic and shall eventually be struck down with Thorish fury for their belief in false gods and timelines which are outside of the scope of The Eddas.

229 zombie  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:29:37pm

BEHOLD!

The Tarbosaurus Allah!

The word "Allas" in Arabic script is spelled out in the ribs of the tarbosaurus skeleton.

Compare it to the infamous Ice-Cream Lid of Allah.

The original photo of the Tarbosaurus ribs is here.

This is an LGF exclusive.

230 jcm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:29:38pm

re: #218 songbird

Looks Photoshopped to me. The Bible does talk about a race of big guys - Goliath being one who, I think, was nine feet tall, but that pic is outrageous!

Robert Pershing Wadlow 8'11. Tallest in modern records.

231 MandyManners  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:29:44pm

re: #226 Adrenalyn

first today - we hear that aliens are real
and now this


the religious nuts' heads are going to explode

I gotta call my mormon family members and run it in a bit

Where?

232 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:29:49pm

I'm getting out of here to get some work done (likely excuse) before KalvinB shows up (finally, honesty!)

233 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:30:18pm

re: #188 medaura18586

Don't. Just, don't.

234 zombie  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:30:20pm

The word "Allas" in Arabic script = The word "Allah" in Arabic script

Aagh! Sorry about that.

235 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:30:46pm

re: #228 Summer

Obviously I'm not. However, I see almost everyone else here is a heretic and shall eventually be struck down with Thorish fury for their belief in false gods and timelines which are outside of the scope of The Eddas.

I had a Ford Thorish and a Plymouth Fury once, does that count ?

236 Golem Akbar  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:30:52pm

re: #225 sattv4u2

I'm just glad I was able to stay living with daddy!


My problem is that I don't dislike either one. Hey, it's not a problem, for me, anyway.

237 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:31:12pm

re: #231 MandyManners

Where?

Screw aliens...why is one more dino fossil gonna explode anyone's head? Aren't there museums loaded with the things? Is this fossil the 1,458,524 holiest fossil in Islam or something?

238 zombie  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:31:12pm

re: #229 zombie

BEHOLD!

The Tarbosaurus Allah!

The word "Allah" in Arabic script is spelled out in the ribs of the tarbosaurus skeleton.

Compare it to the infamous Ice-Cream Lid of Allah.

The Tarbosaurus even has the diacritical marks!

239 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:31:19pm

re: #234 zombie

The word "Allas" in Arabic script = The word "Allah" in Arabic script

Aagh! Sorry about that.

Freudian slip.
Wonderful!
Don't take it back!

240 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:31:41pm
241 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:32:21pm

re: #206 medaura18586

I have a problem with someone going out of her way to hunt up the example, and running over here to gleefully post it.

242 nyc redneck  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:32:38pm

re: #188 medaura18586

you're a bad messenger. and a desperate one.

243 medaura18586  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:33:13pm

re: #233 Dianna

Don't. Just, don't.

Don't what? Trust me, I do not mean to stir shit, and honestly, if the words used were not so bombastic as to shock even me, I wouldn't have even brought it up. But attention whore? Satan? People who thought she was fighting the good fight better take a look at what is going on.

244 Adrenalyn  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:33:20pm

re: #231 MandyManners

Where?

an astronaut "divulged" that we've had many contacts over the decades and they've been hidden from an unsuspecting public

now, the old gent is 77 and maybe is confused

then again, The Day The Earth Stood Still is a classic SCI FI movie

first poster to come up with the secret phrase from the movie wins a prize

245 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:33:27pm

re: #240 buzzsawmonkey

Tiresias gained a lot of weight in later years, and his name was changed to Spare-Tiresias.

He had a sister that never fully developed. Her name was Flat Tiresias. Another sister becoame a prostitute. Her name was Blown Tiresias!

(someone, please shoot me ! )

246 mich-again  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:33:37pm

re: #230 jcm
The skeleton in that photo looked to be from a a 15-20 foot tall person, (if it wasn't photoshopped.) Size of a T-rex. That wasn't no tall guy. That was a monster.

247 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:33:46pm

re: #228 Summer

Odin gets a lot more mention, generally, but I've noticed that people were really cautious about tacking "Odin" onto their kids' names.

I tend to think this means they worried about Odin.

248 yochanan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:34:06pm

re: #227 eschew_obfuscation


alt number 3 on the right hand number key

alt + 3(♥)

249 Golem Akbar  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:34:22pm

re: #240 buzzsawmonkey

Tiresias gained a lot of weight in later years, and his name was changed to Spare-Tiresias.


Don't forget to mention Mrs. Tiresias. After he gained his weight, she kept calling herself "not tonight, I'm Mrs. Too-Tiresias."

250 Nevergiveup  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:34:23pm

re: #244 Adrenalyn

an astronaut "divulged" that we've had many contacts over the decades and they've been hidden from an unsuspecting public

now, the old gent is 77 and maybe is confused

then again, The Day The Earth Stood Still is a classic SCI FI movie

first poster to come up with the secret phrase from the movie wins a prize

In English or Klatu?

251 MandyManners  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:34:35pm

re: #243 medaura18586

Oh, just drop it.

252 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:34:36pm

re: #228 Summer

and shall eventually be struck down with Thorish fury for their belief in false gods

Bah. All of your faddish new gods are just johnny-come-latelies. All hail the Python!

253 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:34:42pm

re: #245 sattv4u2

He had a sister that never fully developed. Her name was Flat Tiresias. Another sister becoame a prostitute. Her name was Blown Tiresias!

(someone, please shoot me ! )

*WHACK*

/cleans the clue-by-four off and hands it back to Mandy

Shootin's too good fer you.

254 medaura18586  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:34:46pm

re: #242 nyc redneck

you're a bad messenger. and a desperate one.

Look at the message, instead of shooting/analyzing the messenger.

Anyway, all I wanted was to provide the link. You and anyone else can make of it what you want.

255 EC Marm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:35:01pm

re: #243 medaura18586

Don't what? Trust me, I do not mean to stir shit, and honestly, if the words used were not so bombastic as to shock even me...


Huh? Weren't you the delightful creature that hocked virtual spit in my face?
Get real.

256 Adrenalyn  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:35:17pm

re: #250 Nevergiveup

In English or Klatu?

so, I don't have to give you a hint then do I ?

damn, I thought this would take a while

257 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:35:17pm

re: #222 Son of the Black Dog

I didn't know that she had been. I was under the impression that she was taking a break because of the ID threads, which seemed to me fair enough.

258 Charles  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:35:18pm

re: #223 EC Marm

Posted a link to another lgfers blog.

Excuse me - that's not the whole story and you know it. Are you saying I should allow people who post vicious personal slurs about me to have accounts at LGF?

259 songbird  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:35:57pm

re: #252 Occasional Reader

Bah. All of your faddish new gods are just johnny-come-latelies. All hail the Python!

Snake worship? Shades of Stan.

260 Summer  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:36:01pm

re: #244 Adrenalyn

Klaatu Verata Nektu.

261 turn  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:36:01pm

My old copy of Cosmos ended up in the bathroom recently, reading it again for like the third time. Rather amazing the Ionians were onto the idea of evolution and rejecting a religious explanation for life like way back in 620 BC. I can only imagine if people weren't persecuted for their rejection of religion back then just where society would be today. Later lizards, going to walk the black lab along the American.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

262 wolfie  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:36:16pm

re: #118 yochanan


Jews have other religious works so offen take other meanings than the literal meaning found in the first 5 books.

The same may be said of Roman Catholics and the Eastern Orthodox, who rely on a great Tradition of Apostolic, Patristic, and other semi-canonical works to form their understanding. This Tradition includes a long history (going back to the 2nd century at latest) of non-literal interpretations. Indeed, strictly literal interpretations of the 5 bks of Moses were often regarded as spiritually inferior.

It is generally agreed that this tone was (mostly) set by the school at Alexandria, which was heavily influenced by Jewish commentators and scholars.
(What better experts on the Torah could the early Christians have had?!)

263 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:36:17pm
264 EC Marm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:36:30pm

re: #258 Charles
All she did was post a link to GB. With no comment. I have GB on my blogroll. Should I be concerned?

265 Nevergiveup  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:36:57pm

re: #256 Adrenalyn

so, I don't have to give you a hint then do I ?

damn, I thought this would take a while

Klaatu barada nikto

266 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:37:19pm

re: #235 sattv4u2

It might help until the list gets checked twice.

267 jcm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:37:41pm

OT two numbers.

1) 143
2) 1997
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Think about it.
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143 days BHO was in the Seanate before running.
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1997 days John McCain was a guest of the North Vietnamese.

268 Adrenalyn  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:37:50pm

re: #260 Summer

Klaatu Verata Nektu.

love your avatar (pun intended)

brings a smile to my squinty eyed mug

269 Golem Akbar  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:37:50pm

re: #252 Occasional Reader

Bah. All of your faddish new gods are just johnny-come-latelies. All hail the Python!


Hope this works.

270 bosforus  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:38:09pm

Tarbosaurus looks like one bad mamma jamma.
And happy pioneer day to all!

271 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:38:10pm

re: #240 buzzsawmonkey

Tiresias gained a lot of weight in later years, and his name was changed to Spare-Tiresias.

Spare-Tiresias sounds like a character from Oedipus Tex.

272 Golem Akbar  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:38:59pm

re: #269 Golem Akbar

Hope this works.


It works!

273 Nevergiveup  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:39:02pm

What famous female blogger is celebrating her 15th wedding anniversary today?

274 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:39:10pm
275 mfarmer1  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:39:17pm

re: #238 zombie

Maybe after Assud, the Jew-eating Rabbit gets completely dismembered by the Creepy Saraa, HamasTv can bring in its version of Barney?

276 Adrenalyn  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:39:20pm

Klaatu Barado Nikto

is the proper spelling (for the pronunciation) (in my HUMBLE opinion)

277 medaura18586  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:39:22pm

re: #264 EC Marm

All she did was post a link to GB. With no comment. I have GB on my blogroll. Should I be concerned?

That is not the whole story and you know it. I just posted the links to her very own comments, which are much more outrageous and incendiary than any personal attack GB himself directed at Charles, BZ's endorsement of which you claim to not be sure of due to her lack of commentary on the link she initially provided..

278 EC Marm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:39:32pm

Phone call, bbl...

279 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:39:34pm

re: #243 medaura18586

Trust me, I do not mean to stir shit

Well, you've managed it, haven't you?

If you were lacking in malice, it's singularly well-hidden.

280 Racer X  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:39:39pm

I remember this one time, in banned camp, ... ... ...

281 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:40:26pm

re: #280 Racer X

I remember this one time, in banned camp, ... ... ...

bravo!

282 Son of the Black Dog  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:40:33pm

I went over and read the comments linked in re: #188 medaura18586. Pretty bitter. Anybody that bitter needs to go play in another sandbox. Not sure how some people can get so worked up over on-line conversations. Silly me.

283 Summer  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:41:04pm

re: #268 Adrenalyn

Thanks. I forgot to take off the link. I don't like posting here with it. =)

Sometimes that happens when I post in a hurry.

284 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:41:35pm

re: #282 Son of the Black Dog

I went over and read the comments linked in . Pretty bitter. Anybody that bitter needs to go play in another sandbox. Not sure how some people can get so worked up over on-line conversations. Silly me.

what the hell are you saying? what do you know? who do you think you are ? I outta come over there and ,, ,,,,,

285 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:41:58pm

re: #280 Racer X

What DID you do with that mouthpiece?

Ah, Allyson Hannigan is an image worth searing into your memory...

OK--I'm back.

286 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:42:01pm

re: #258 Charles

Excuse me - that's not the whole story and you know it. Are you saying I should allow people who post vicious personal slurs about me to have accounts at LGF?

Oh, no.

I'm sorry, I didn't know any of the story. I certainly didn't know that.

287 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:42:03pm
288 WRathofG-d  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:42:41pm

re: #277 medaura18586

How "personal" was the personal attack? Was it "charles is ugly" or was it "Charles is such a jerk for...." ?

289 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:43:37pm

re: #287 buzzsawmonkey

I'll have to listen to that another time.

BTW, if you can ever find Severn Darden's version of Oedipus Rex.....


Ah, another fellow New Orleanian. Too bad he's gone now.

290 medaura18586  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:43:49pm

re: #279 Dianna

Well, you've managed it, haven't you?

If you were lacking in malice, it's singularly well-hidden.

What malice? She is already banned. If getting her banned is what you assume I cared to accomplish, it would be a moot point.

Why is it so malicious to point out that someone known to many here is calling Charles a whore and a satan? Or is it "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" when it comes to your favorite people?

291 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:44:24pm
292 Racer X  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:45:13pm

re: #285 calcajun

What DID you do with that mouthpiece?

Ah, Allyson Hannigan is an image worth searing into your memory...

OK--I'm back.

Say my name!

293 Son of the Black Dog  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:45:21pm

re: #284 sattv4u2

what the hell are you saying? what do you know? who do you think you are ? I outta come over there and ,, ,,,,,

Smile when you say that, Pilgrim.

294 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:45:37pm

re: #280 Racer X

I remember this one time, in banned camp, ... ... ...

Gaiadammit, I came up with that joke months ago. All of your updings are belong to me.

295 beens21  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:45:42pm

way ot,but I registered at the pandora.com site and selected Van Morrison as my music.Outstanding.

296 medaura18586  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:46:16pm

re: #288 WRathofG-d

How "personal" was the personal attack? Was it "charles is ugly" or was it "Charles is such a jerk for...." ?

It was "Charles is an attention whore"... and "Charles is satan" thrown into a more contextual mix. Is that personal enough or am I just in an oversensitive mood today?

Anyway, why don't you read the link to find out?

297 mich-again  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:47:01pm

T-10 seconds to launch.

298 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:47:04pm

re: #293 Son of the Black Dog

Smile when you say that, Pilgrim.

no way ,, YOU try smiling when saying the word WHO. Your mough HAS to make an "O" !

Gggeeeezzzzz

299 Charles  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:47:27pm

re: #264 EC Marm

All she did was post a link to GB. With no comment. I have GB on my blogroll. Should I be concerned?

I think that's up to you.

300 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:47:37pm

re: #288 WRathofG-d

Don't encourage this, please!

This back-biting and gleeful tale-bearing is just wrong.

301 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:47:41pm
302 Adrenalyn  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:47:49pm

re: #295 beens21

way ot,but I registered at the pandora.com site and selected Van Morrison as my music.Outstanding.

try [Link: www.tropicalglen.com...]

it's free, free of commercials
and you can pick a year to listen to
and sit back and just get to work while it plays

303 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:47:50pm

re: #296 medaura18586

Guys, let's just drop this. It isn't doing anyone any good. Please.

304 WRathofG-d  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:48:13pm

re: #296 medaura18586

I'm not here to decide what should or should not offend anyone else. I just wanted to know for my own curiosity. If you have the link, I would be more than happy to read it for myself as you suggested.

305 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:48:23pm

re: #298 sattv4u2

no way ,, YOU try smiling when saying the word WHO. Your mough mouth HAS to make an "O" !

Gggeeeezzzzz


PIMF

306 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:48:58pm

re: #303 calcajun

Guys, let's just drop this. It isn't doing anyone any good. Please.

Do it for the dino-children

307 nyc redneck  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:49:17pm

re: #296 medaura18586

you bring bad news w/ such enthusiasm. it's ugly behavior.

308 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:49:51pm

re: #290 medaura18586

Your behavior is called back-biting and gleeful tale-bearing. I call it malicious and unnecessary, and it will make a lot of other people unhappy. It looks to me like you are trying to pick fights.

309 WRathofG-d  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:49:54pm

re: #300 Dianna

I was just having curiosity about a topic which was being openly discussed on the thread. I am not, was not, and (as far as I know) will not, be taking sides or contributing in any way to any back-biting, etc.

310 medaura18586  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:50:04pm

re: #304 WRathofG-d

I just posted the link, but here it is again: [Link: www.blogger.com...]

311 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:50:40pm

re: #290 medaura18586

Oh, and my opinion of babbazee is irrelevant.

312 Cicero05  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:50:45pm

re: #303 calcajun

Guys, let's just drop this. It isn't doing anyone any good. Please.

Its not helping Michelle's kids.

313 Son of the Black Dog  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:50:50pm

re: #305 sattv4u2

PIMF

I thought you meant to type "mough", LOL.

314 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:50:59pm

re: #306 OldLineTexan

Do it for the dino-children

Won't someone please think about the juvenile Tarbosauri?!

315 Adrenalyn  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:51:00pm

re: #309 WRathofG-d

I was just having curiosity about a topic which was being openly discussed on the thread. I am not, was not, and (as far as I know) will not, be taking sides or contributing in any way to any back-biting, etc.

ok, so you're not Marv Albert

316 nyc redneck  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:52:04pm

anyway, i like the fossil specimen.

317 Charles  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:52:51pm

I agree on dropping the matter. On the list of things that matter to me, the opinions of backbiters and vindictive people are very low.

I will say that I have absolutely no obligation to give anyone an LGF account. If someone's going to be a jerk and smear me in personal terms in public and they have an LGF account, I'll block that person's account and never lose a minute's sleep over it.

318 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:52:52pm

re: #295 beens21

way ot,but I registered at the pandora.com site and selected Van Morrison as my music.Outstanding.

I only recently discovered Pandora, when I downloaded the Pandora for iPhone app. Very, very cool (both the original website, and the iPhone app).

319 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:53:12pm

re: #309 WRathofG-d

I didn't know Babba had been banned. Charles, clearly, had a reason.

But what I just witnessed, from comment #188 on, is just nastiness.

I could have gone my entire life without knowing about that. It's just mean, malicious and designed to provoke a quarrel here.

So let's let Medaura stew in her own juices, and not let her get it started.

320 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:53:28pm

re: #306 OldLineTexan

Exactly.

My wife and I have a rule, and it's hard to enforce, but we try not to have a"animated discussions" in front of the kids, but never in public. Maybe a gentle "corrective" admonition, but we wait to get home to unleash our anger.

Trolls get their jollies watching us feed on one another.

321 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:53:38pm

re: #303 calcajun

You're right. I'm sorry.

322 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:53:45pm

re: #315 Adrenalyn

SWISH!

323 snowcrash  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:53:49pm

re: #314 Occasional Reader
I will quit only for the memory of the baby Tarbosaurus. Not for any other reason. Beautiful fossil.

324 JamesWI  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:53:54pm

re: #317 Charles

oops, hit the minus button by mistake there

325 Son of the Black Dog  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:54:14pm

We've apparently hit the LGF afternoon flat spot, since I'm caught up with the front of the thread for once. Usually 100 posts back, trying to make headway.

326 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:55:08pm

re: #312 Cicero05

Tut tut! Can't talk about the candidate's family, now.

327 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:55:36pm

re: #317 Charles

I agree on dropping the matter.

Excellent, because otherwise I'd have to get all Mr. Holland's Opus on all your asses.

That's how I roll.

328 WRathofG-d  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:55:55pm

re: #317 Charles


Did you know that the Discovery Institute itself, "responded" to you and LGF?

(I have yet to post the link, in case you don't want me to)

329 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:56:50pm

re: #320 calcajun

Exactly.

My wife and I have a rule, and it's hard to enforce, but we try not to have a"animated discussions" in front of the kids, but never in public. Maybe a gentle "corrective" admonition, but we wait to get home to unleash our anger.

Trolls get their jollies watching us feed on one another.

I hate to say this, because I think you have writtens oem very sage advice above, but my comment was 100% sarcasm.

I cringe at the various forms of "Do it for the children". Do you know how embarrassing it is for someone my size, age, and sex to cringe? I mean, cringe. It even sounds like you're a wuss. And I hate that.

/

330 Salem  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:56:51pm

re: #142 yochanan

there is a place for religion and a place for science, remember when communism used science as an excuse to out law religion. I my opinion it is better to take the middle road than eather of the extreme roads. no religion is just as bad as no science

Why don't you just believe in YOUR religion (since I don't believe you would seriously endorse any others) and try to keep an open mind about science? The middle road is actually the median, and you'll just look like a nut driving on that.

331 Son of the Black Dog  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:56:53pm

re: #328 WRathofG-d

Did you know that the Discovery Institute itself, "responded" to you and LGF?

(I have yet to post the link, in case you don't want me to)

Noooooooooooooooooo!

332 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:57:11pm

re: #323 snowcrash

It is lovely, and I'm so very pleased to see it. There aren't that many complete fossils of larger critters, anywhere.

333 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:57:28pm

re: #327 Occasional Reader

Considering this thread, you'd have to get Jurassic on his ass.

334 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:57:59pm

re: #328 WRathofG-d

Oooh! This will be fun!

335 medaura18586  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:58:06pm

re: #308 Dianna

Your behavior is called back-biting and gleeful tale-bearing. I call it malicious and unnecessary, and it will make a lot of other people unhappy. It looks to me like you are trying to pick fights.

Dianna, I do not post here all that often these days as I am very busy with school. I remember you as a pretty reasonable commenter and I am surprised at your newly acquired attitude:

re: #258 Charles

Excuse me - that's not the whole story and you know it. Are you saying I should allow people who post vicious personal slurs about me to have accounts at LGF?

Dianna:

Oh, no.

I'm sorry, I didn't know any of the story. I certainly didn't know that.

Charles just told you that, and all I was doing was providing a link to further illustrate what Charles just said. So what the hell is your problem?

Is it really the "glee" you attribute to my "behavior" that's the problem here, or rather the disgusting things being said in that thread?

Moonbats accuse Charles of gleeful bigotry reeking of Islamophobia indeed for merely reporting on Islamist Terrorism, instead of focusing on the actual facts he is reporting. You are doing the same to me. And don't assume you can tell what makes me gleeful and what doesn't. Stick to commenting on stated positions instead of trying to infer my motivations.

Back-biting? These comments were not made in a dark room for me to sneakingly leak them out. They are made on a public website, and I am merely putting the spotlight on them. If you don't like it, beats me!

336 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:58:11pm

re: #327 Occasional Reader

Excellent, because otherwise I'd have to get all Mr. Holland's Opus on all your asses.

That's how I roll.

Do that, and I will post Mr. Opus' Holland, the only Bloom County travel documentary ever produced.

337 Son of the Black Dog  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:58:22pm

re: #330 Salem

Why don't you just believe in YOUR religion (since I don't believe you would seriously endorse any others) and try to keep an open mind about science? The middle road is actually the median, and you'll just look like a nut driving on that.

And that's where you find the squashed possums, too.

338 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:58:44pm

re: #329 OldLineTexan

Point taken.

Remember: as for sexual intercourse, do it for the children. :)

339 scottishbuzzsaw  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:58:50pm

re: #316 nyc redneck

It is a thing of beauty, isn't it?

340 beens21  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:59:17pm

re: #302 Adrenalyn

thanks,I'll heck it out.pandora is free,it seek new songs on how you rate the one playing.

341 Fried Spam  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:59:26pm

In a wrenching attempt to ask about the article itself, does anyone know if this particular example of a Tarbosaurus has a furcula (wishbone)?

342 Nevergiveup  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 2:59:26pm

re: #338 calcajun

Point taken.

Remember: as for sexual intercourse, do it for the children. :)

Turkey basters also work?

343 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:00:01pm

re: #342 Nevergiveup

Eww. Thanksgiving will never be the same for me now!

344 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:00:05pm

re: #339 scottishbuzzsaw

It is a thing of beauty, isn't it?

It would make a great coffee table.

345 MandyManners  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:00:17pm

re: #335 medaura18586

Oh, STFU.

346 jcm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:00:37pm

re: #327 Occasional Reader

Excellent, because otherwise I'd have to get all Mr. Holland's Opus on all your asses.

That's how I roll.

re: #336 OldLineTexan

Do that, and I will post Mr. Opus' Holland, the only Bloom County travel documentary ever produced.

WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!
I gotta' pop some popcorn first!

347 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:00:55pm

re: #344 OldLineTexan

Breaks the ice at parties...

348 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:00:59pm

re: #341 Fried Spam

I think I recognize a keel-bone, but I don't see a wishbone in that photo. Though my eyes aren't all that great, and the last time I took physiology was, uh, never. I read a lot of books, though.

349 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:01:09pm

re: #342 Nevergiveup

Turkey basters also work?

If the baster is in the shape of Jody Foster's knuckles, yes.

/It's a Family Guy reference, please quit heaving pavers at me

350 Tigger2005  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:01:40pm

It was Cain's daughter's pet, and died in the Flud.

351 nyc redneck  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:01:45pm

re: #339 scottishbuzzsaw

It is a thing of beauty, isn't it?

it almost looks like it was crushed while it was sleeping.

352 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:01:51pm

re: #345 MandyManners

Welll.....that's a bit more blunt that I first put it, but yes, I concur with the sentiment entirely.

353 WrathofG-d  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:02:01pm

re: #334 Dianna

Going to wait a bit. If Charles says no, then I won't post here....if I don't hear anything in a couple minutes...I'll assume that is an "I dont' care" from Charles, and I'll post it.

354 Charles  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:02:36pm

re: #328 WRathofG-d

Did you know that the Discovery Institute itself, "responded" to you and LGF?

Yes.

355 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:02:42pm

re: #350 Tigger2005

It was Cain's daughter's pet, and died in the Flud.

Elmer Flud has denied any involvement in the death of Spot. He has evidence that he was hunting saber-toothed wabbits at the time of the accident.

356 Golem Akbar  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:02:44pm

re: #310 medaura18586

I just posted the link, but here it is again: [Link: www.blogger.com...]

Please let it drop.

357 songbird  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:02:52pm

re: #318 Occasional Reader

I only recently discovered Pandora, when I downloaded the Pandora for iPhone app. Very, very cool (both the original website, and the iPhone app).

Pandora's awesome. They even have classical music on their program listings.

358 Salem  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:03:31pm

Conclusive proof that yoga kills.

359 Mich-again  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:03:43pm

re: #320 calcajun

My wife and I have a rule, and it's hard to enforce, but we try not to have a"animated discussions" in front of the kids, but never in public. Maybe a gentle "corrective" admonition, but we wait to get home to unleash our anger.

"Animated discussions" and "a gentle corrective admonition" ?

Not here. We skip right to the"unleash our anger" part. /

360 Charles  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:03:45pm

Notice that neither of those articles actually refutes a single fact in my posts. Just ad hominems, bare assertions, and straw men.

361 scottishbuzzsaw  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:03:54pm

re: #351 nyc redneck

I'm afraid seeing it kicked in the maternal instincts ~ looks 'small' and vulnerable.

362 nyc redneck  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:04:12pm

re: #345 MandyManners

Oh, STFU.

LOL,
precisely.

363 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:05:19pm

re: #349 OldLineTexan

Again, I say, Eww.

Here's a classic:

364 Charles  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:05:26pm

In other words, there's nothing worth responding to in either one of those creationist posts.

365 WrathofG-d  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:05:36pm

re: #354 Charles

Yes that was it. Figured you would know. But if not, thought I would help.

366 zombie  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:06:00pm

re: #364 Charles

In other words, there's nothing worth responding to in either one of those creationist posts.

There's nothing worth responding to in ANY creationist post.

367 medaura18586  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:06:12pm

re: #360 Charles

Notice that neither of those articles actually refutes a single fact in my posts. Just ad hominems, bare assertions, and straw men.

That's the least-common-denomination of what idiotarians of any and all fronts resort to when facts and rational arguments don't swing their way.

368 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:06:18pm

re: #328 WRathofG-d

My favorite part....

As it happens, on most issues, including foreign policy, the more leftist party in Turkey is the "secularist" one that is now out of power. The Justice and Development Party (AKP), known as an Islamist party, is the more moderate party.

They are very willing to side with Islamists against secularists. They share a common goal and they aren't ashamed of it. Very spooky.

369 calcajun  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:06:40pm

re: #359 Mich-again

Okay, she let's me have it with both barrels. Happy

370 Josephine  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:06:46pm

Somebody tell a joke!

/Moonstruck

371 Salem  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:07:12pm

re: #188 medaura18586

Slightly OT, but not really, if you think about it:

The freshly-banned BabbaZee calling Charles Johnson 'satan' and 'an attention whore' (among other lovely characterizations) in the comment section of Gagdad Bob's latest post:

[Link: www.blogger.com...]

Nice!

Tsk...

372 bosforus  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:07:34pm
owned by a private high tech company

InGen?

373 Son of the Black Dog  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:07:36pm

Did everyone go out for drinks and leave me sitting here?

374 zombie  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:08:04pm

re: #370 Josephine

Somebody tell a joke!

Q. How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

A. You weren't there, man! You'll never know.

375 maddogg  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:08:46pm

re: #370 Josephine

here is a joke

376 MrSilverDragon  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:08:56pm

re: #370 Josephine

Somebody tell a joke!

/Moonstruck

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: The fish!

377 WrathofG-d  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:09:13pm

re: #368 Killgore Trout

I'll probably get slammed for this but here goes:

Just because they share a belief in creationism doesn't mean that they share a belief in overt Islamism.

Thus, if they defend an Islamics belief in Creationism, it doesn't mean they "side" with the Islamists.

dang, must run...

378 jorline  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:09:21pm

re: #370 Josephine

Somebody tell a joke!

/Moonstruck

There were three people stuck in an elevator; a Priest, a Rabbi and Charles Darwin...

379 Son of the Black Dog  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:09:23pm

re: #374 zombie

Q. How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

A. You weren't there, man! You'll never know.

I'll drink to that!

380 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:09:38pm

re: #357 songbird

Pandora's awesome. They even have classical music on their program listings.

It's my second-favorite iPhone app. My favorite is Shazam. Just for the sheer, jaw-dropping technological coolitivity of it.

381 Thanos  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:10:04pm

re: #360 Charles

Notice that neither of those articles actually refutes a single fact in my posts. Just ad hominems, bare assertions, and straw men.

Also a few extreme misconceptions if they think Erdogan is "moderate".

382 debutaunt  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:10:17pm

re: #378 jorline

There were three people stuck in an elevator; a Priest, a Rabbi and Charles Darwin...

No way. They were in a bar.

383 Adrenalyn  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:10:19pm

re: #370 Josephine

Somebody tell a joke!

/Moonstruck


ok, that's my calling....

To: John Hinckley
From: Bill Clinton

Dear John,

Hillary and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our country's new spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness abroad throughout the land.

Hillary and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. Hillary and I are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.
Best wishes,
Bill & Hillary Clinton

PS: Barack Obama is Screwing Jodie Foster

384 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:11:38pm

re: #366 zombie

There's nothing worth responding to in ANY creationist post.

And yet, somehow...

385 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:11:50pm

re: #377 WrathofG-d

I'll probably get slammed for this but here goes:

Just because they share a belief in creationism doesn't mean that they share a belief in overt Islamism.

Thus, if they defend an Islamics belief in Creationism, it doesn't mean they "side" with the Islamists.

dang, must run...

But there is always the chance that they (Islam) will use their share beliefs in creationism as a "back door" into our schools. I think that's the issue.

386 bosforus  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:11:51pm

re: #370 Josephine

Somebody tell a joke!

/Moonstruck

Q. Why do engineers never get constipated?
A. Because they can work anything out with a pencil.

387 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:11:56pm

re: #366 zombie

There's nothing worth responding to in ANY creationist post.

Not even with ridicule?

388 jorline  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:12:02pm

re: #382 debutaunt

No way. They were in a bar.

you're right...I said Priest, not Baptist Minister...LOL

I always screw-up jokes

389 MrSilverDragon  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:12:04pm

Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've at least ducked...

390 jcm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:12:29pm

re: #370 Josephine

Somebody tell a joke!

/Moonstruck

Okay........

391 Adrenalyn  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:12:58pm

HER DIARY:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my
friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a
bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we
could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was
wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He
said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to
worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled
slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he
didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him
completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat
there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes
later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and
we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were
somewhere else. He fell asleep – I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm
almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster...

HIS DIARY:

My Harley wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.

392 Son of the Black Dog  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:13:24pm

re: #366 zombie

There's nothing worth responding to in ANY creationist post.

Not to step on anybody's toes, but when the creationist/ID posts start, I generally find someplace else to be.

393 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:13:28pm

re: #377 WrathofG-d

They openly state that the Islamsist are the"moderate" choice against the radical secularists. Their goal, in Turkey, Europe, and America is to undermine the secular nature of our sosicety. They also praise known antisemites.....

In contrast, we definitely do appreciate knowing Mustafa Akyol, a very different writer whose columns appear in the Turkish Daily News in Istanbul and the Washington Times, the Wall Street Journal and the Weekly Standard in the U.S. He is cited favorably by such publications as Newsweek and U.S. News and World Report.

These are not good people.

394 debutaunt  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:13:33pm

re: #388 jorline

you're right...I said Priest, not Baptist Minister...LOL

I always screw-up jokes

HAHHAHAAHAHA

395 Josephine  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:13:50pm

re: #375 maddogg

Ack! I can't get it to play properly on my old computer!

396 jcm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:14:06pm

A Sailor is relieving himself in the head when a Marine walks in and steps up to the urinal beside him.

After a few seconds the Sailor finishes, shakes, zips and walks over to the sink to wash his hands. The Marine also finishes, zips-up, and walks to the door.

Just then the Sailor says, "Hey Marine! When I was in boot camp, they taught us to wash our hands when we finished!"

The Marine looks at the Sailor and says, "When I was in boot camp, they told me not to piss on my hands."

397 theparson  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:14:24pm

How come Charles is spending so much time on this?
We should be talking about terrorism!
Noah rode a dinosaur.
What about the math, the math, what about the math, where's the dadgum math!
Why does Charles hate Christians?!
Where's the globular clusters (bonus points)

Did I get them all?

398 Thanos  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:15:50pm

re: #377 WrathofG-d

I'll probably get slammed for this but here goes:

Just because they share a belief in creationism doesn't mean that they share a belief in overt Islamism.

Thus, if they defend an Islamics belief in Creationism, it doesn't mean they "side" with the Islamists.

dang, must run...

Please read the post at DI more closely if you would. Notice how they try to paint Erdogan as a moderate. Then go do some reading on AKP and NV.

399 debutaunt  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:15:50pm

re: #397 theparson

How come Charles is spending so much time on this?
We should be talking about terrorism!
Noah rode a dinosaur.
What about the math, the math, what about the math, where's the dadgum math!
Why does Charles hate Christians?!
Where's the globular clusters (bonus points)

Did I get them all?

The Parson went into a bar...

400 MandyManners  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:16:13pm

re: #383 Adrenalyn

ok, that's my calling....

To: John Hinckley
From: Bill Clinton

Dear John,

Hillary and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our country's new spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness abroad throughout the land.

Hillary and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. Hillary and I are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.
Best wishes,
Bill & Hillary Clinton

PS: Barack Obama is Screwing Jodie Foster

ROFLMAO!

401 jcm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:16:25pm

re: #397 theparson

How come Charles is spending so much time on this?
We should be talking about terrorism!
Noah rode a dinosaur.
What about the math, the math, what about the math, where's the dadgum math!
Why does Charles hate Christians?!
Where's the globular clusters (bonus points)

Did I get them all?

*sigh*

All my good work gone down the drain.

Listen up!

IT'S TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN!

;-P

402 NemoParticularis  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:16:30pm

Is there any chance at all that we will be able to clone any of these extraordinary beasts should we ever secure preserved DNA? (I'm thinking of the mosquito-in-the-amber scenario).

A resurrected dinosaur would be the ultimate zoological attraction and, yes, I'd happily give a week's pay to watch a revivified raptor glom a goat.

403 BignJames  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:16:36pm

Proof that Men Have Better Friends...

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and
two said he was still there.

404 scottishbuzzsaw  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:17:40pm

re: #383 Adrenalyn

Sending that one around...

405 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:17:55pm

re: #393 Killgore Trout

No, they're not. It gets scary.

406 faraway  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:18:11pm

Behead those who insult Charles

407 Golem Akbar  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:18:40pm
408 maddogg  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:18:51pm

re: #395 Josephine

Too bad. It's hilarious:)

409 Adrenalyn  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:19:01pm

re: #400 MandyManners

glad to cheer you up a bit today
(bows and sweeps politely)

410 Thanos  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:19:08pm

Whoops "NV" == National View, they as "Vlaams Blok" as AKP is to Vlaams Belang. They've renamed several times. See the previous article from Jerry Pournelle as well, he has correspondents in Turkey.

411 jcm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:19:26pm

The Difference Between
Men and Women

by Dave Barry

Let's say a guy named Fred is attracted to a woman named Martha. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else.

And then, one evening when they're driving home, a thought occurs to Martha, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: "Do you realize that, as of tonight, we've been seeing each other for exactly six months?"

And then, there is silence in the car.

To Martha, it seems like a very loud silence. She thinks to herself: I wonder if it bothers him that I said that. Maybe he's been feeling confined by our relationship; maybe he thinks I'm trying to push him into some kind of obligation that he doesn't want, or isn't sure of.

And Fred is thinking: Gosh. Six months.

image of Arrow thru Heart And Martha is thinking: But, hey, I'm not so sure I want this kind of relationship either. Sometimes I wish I had a little more space, so I'd have time to think about whether I really want us to keep going the way we are, moving steadily towards, I mean, where are we going? Are we just going to keep seeing each other at this level of intimacy? Are we heading toward marriage? Toward children? Toward a lifetime together? Am I ready for that level of commitment? Do I really even know this person?

And Fred is thinking: ...so that means it was...let's see...February when we started going out, which was right after I had the car at the dealer's, which means...lemme check the odometer...Whoa! I am way overdue for an oil change here.

And Martha is thinking: He's upset. I can see it on his face. Maybe I'm reading this completely wrong. Maybe he wants more from our relationship, more intimacy, more commitment; maybe he has sensed - even before I sensed it - that I was feeling some reservations. Yes, I bet that's it. That's why he's so reluctant to say anything about his own feelings. He's afraid of being rejected.

And Fred is thinking: And I'm gonna have them look at the transmission again. I don't care what those morons say, it's still not shifting right. And they better not try to blame it on the cold weather this time. What cold weather? It's 87 degrees out, and this thing is shifting like a garbage truck, and I paid those incompetent thieves $600.

[cont]

412 bosforus  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:19:38pm

re: #375 maddogg

here is a joke

Is that Lance Link?

413 jcm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:19:40pm

[cont]

And Martha is thinking: He's angry. And I don't blame him. I'd be angry, too. I feel so guilty, putting him through this, but I can't help the way I feel. I'm just not sure.

And Fred is thinking: They'll probably say it's only a 90-day warranty...scumballs.

image of Knight on Horse And Martha is thinking: Maybe I'm just too idealistic, waiting for a knight to come riding up on his white horse, when I'm sitting right next to a perfectly good person, a person I enjoy being with, a person I truly do care about, a person who seems to truly care about me. A person who is in pain because of my self-centered, schoolgirl romantic fantasy.

And Fred is thinking: Warranty? They want a warranty? I'll give them a warranty. I'll take their warranty and stick it right up their...

"Fred," Martha says aloud.

"What?" says Fred, startled.

"Please don't torture yourself like this," she says, her eyes beginning to brim with tears. "Maybe I should never have...oh dear, I feel so..."(She breaks down, sobbing.)

"What?" says Fred.

"I'm such a fool," Martha sobs. "I mean, I know there's no knight. I really know that. It's silly. There's no knight, and there's no horse."

"There's no horse?" says Fred.

"You think I'm a fool, don't you?" Martha says.

"No!" says Fred, glad to finally know the correct answer.

"It's just that...it's that I...I need some time," Martha says.

(There is a 15-second pause while Fred, thinking as fast as he can, tries to come up with a safe response. Finally he comes up with one that he thinks might work.)

"Yes," he says. (Martha, deeply moved, touches his hand.)

"Oh, Fred, do you really feel that way?" she says.

"What way?" says Fred.

"That way about time," says Martha.

"Oh," says Fred. "Yes." (Martha turns to face him and gazes deeply into his eyes, causing him to become very nervous about what she might say next, especially if it involves a horse. At last she speaks.)

"Thank you, Fred," she says.

"Thank you," says Fred.

image of Man watching TV and cheering wildly! Then he takes her home, and she lies on her bed, a conflicted, tortured soul, and weeps until dawn, whereas when Fred gets back to his place, he opens a bag of Doritos, turns on the TV, and immediately becomes deeply involved in a rerun of a college basketball game between two South Dakota junior colleges that he has never heard of. A tiny voice in the far recesses of his mind tells him that something major was going on back there in the car, but he is pretty sure there is no way he would ever understand what, and so he figures it's better if he doesn't think about it.

The next day Martha will call her closest friend, or perhaps two of them, and they will talk about this situation for six straight hours. In painstaking detail, they will analyze everything she said and everything he said, going over it time and time again, exploring every word, expression, and gesture for nuances of meaning, considering every possible ramification.

They will continue to discuss this subject, off and on, for weeks, maybe months, never reaching any definite conclusions, but never getting bored with it either.

Meanwhile, Fred, while playing racquetball one day with a mutual friend of his and Martha's, will pause just before serving, frown, and say: "Norm, did Martha ever own a horse?"

And that's the difference between men and women.

414 faraway  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:20:08pm

Headline: Dow drops 283 points after Obama Berlin Speech

415 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:20:16pm

re: #402 NemoParticularis

I agree with everything except bringing back velociraptors. They were predators in a mature ecology, and that just seems like very bad news to me.

I'd love a look at a triceratops, or a bracchiasaur.

416 Josephine  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:20:29pm

re: #404 scottishbuzzsaw

scottishbuzzsaw,

Are you really Scottish?

417 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:20:58pm

re: #406 faraway

Not funny.

418 neocon hippie  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:21:00pm

Was Gagdad Bob in fact banned from LGF?

419 Salem  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:21:09pm

re: #308 Dianna

Your behavior is called back-biting and gleeful tale-bearing. I call it malicious and unnecessary, and it will make a lot of other people unhappy. It looks to me like you are trying to pick fights.

It looks to me like she's being picked on. Malicious, you say? Hmmmm. Interesting.

420 Josephine  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:21:28pm

re: #408 maddogg

Too bad. It's hilarious:)

I'll have to try tomorrow on my husband's laptop.

421 NemoParticularis  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:21:28pm

Funny bar-room scenario jokes, huh? Okay, here goes:

A midget gynecologist walks into a lesbian strip club...

422 Adrenalyn  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:22:21pm

re: #414 faraway

Headline: Dow drops 283 points after Obama Berlin Speech

I think this should be it's own thread
excellent call faraway !

423 jcm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:23:03pm

re: #414 faraway

Headline: Dow drops 283 points after Obama Berlin Speech

Worldwide redistribution of wealth will do that.

424 Golem Akbar  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:23:10pm

re: #403 BignJames

Proof that Men Have Better Friends...

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning
she told her husband that she had slept over at a
friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he
told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's
house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and
two said he was still there.


Eggs-cellent

425 scottishbuzzsaw  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:24:00pm

re: #416 Josephine

Born and raised in New England, but of Scottish Heritage. The nic is what my husband and son call me. Seems they think, with my red hair and strong opinions, that I have a short temper. They're mistaken of course.

426 jcm  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:24:39pm
427 opnion  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:24:47pm

Just curious, there was a mention upthread that Cain's daughter perished in the Great Flood.
Who is reputed to have been her mother?

428 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:24:56pm

re: #425 scottishbuzzsaw

Born and raised in New England, but of Scottish Heritage. The nic is what my husband and son call me. Seems they think, with my red hair and strong opinions, that I have a short temper. They're mistaken of course.

and after they come to, I'm going to tell them so!

429 Ma Sands  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:25:03pm

snowcrash.....you still here.....?

430 scottishbuzzsaw  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:25:23pm

re: #428 OldLineTexan

Absolutely!

431 NemoParticularis  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:25:52pm

re: #415 Dianna

I agree with everything except bringing back velociraptors. They were predators in a mature ecology, and that just seems like very bad news to me. I'd love a look at a triceratops, or a bracchiasaur.

Herbivores. Meh. It would be about as much fun as watching cows. Velociraptors are where it's at. The raw, carnivorous fury coupled with the danger that if the beastie got loose it would be a horror show is what makes it all worthwhile.

For similar reasons I am opposed to any form of sex education in the schools...sex is always more fun when it's forbidden, dirty and sinful.

432 faraway  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:25:52pm

re: #427 opnion

Just curious, there was a mention upthread that Cain's daughter perished in the Great Flood.

McCain was on the Ark?

433 Josephine  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:25:56pm

re: #425 scottishbuzzsaw

LOL!

434 Golem Akbar  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:26:29pm

Heard a wild-a$$ rumor that the FDIC is about to take over WAMU.

435 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:26:35pm

re: #430 scottishbuzzsaw

Absolutely!

I had a red-headed grandmother.

436 Son of the Black Dog  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:26:53pm

re: #432 faraway

McCain was on the Ark?

He was the flight officer.

437 Josephine  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:27:07pm

re: #435 OldLineTexan

I had a red-headed grandmother.

Ha! I had two!

438 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:27:16pm

re: #431 NemoParticularis

Sex education in schools is a waste. They can learn it on the streetcorners, like I did.

/

439 Adrenalyn  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:28:00pm

re: #434 Golem Akbar

Heard a wild-a$$ rumor that the FDIC is about to take over WAMU.

we moved the Adreno-mom's money out of there last week

(ahem)

440 NemoParticularis  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:28:10pm

re: #427 opnion

Just curious, there was a mention upthread that Cain's daughter perished in the Great Flood. Who is reputed to have been her mother?

My guess is that it the woman Cain nailed after that awesome tailgate party following the annual brontosaurus hunt in the land of Nod.

441 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:28:14pm

re: #431 NemoParticularis

OK, but I want an overwatch position with a really good sniper, just in case!

442 Son of the Black Dog  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:28:32pm

re: #434 Golem Akbar

Heard a wild-a$$ rumor that the FDIC is about to take over WAMU.

If true, that wouldn't surprise me.

443 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:28:48pm

re: #437 Josephine

Ha! I had two!

My other grandmother was of 100% Austrio-Hungarian Empire stock(Moravian/Bohemian).

444 Silhouette  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:29:04pm

Speaking of Noah, I was doing a timeline on the men from Adam to Noah, using the age of their father when they were begotten, and total life lived, etc.

Noah's father and grandfather, I noticed, died the same year. I thought that an interesting coincidence until I put Noah on the timeline, and that year was the year of the flood.

445 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:29:22pm

re: #434 Golem Akbar

They (WaMu) released a statement that they had solid cash reserves just last week. Huh.

446 zombie  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:29:24pm

re: #402 NemoParticularis

Is there any chance at all that we will be able to clone any of these extraordinary beasts should we ever secure preserved DNA? (I'm thinking of the mosquito-in-the-amber scenario).

A resurrected dinosaur would be the ultimate zoological attraction and, yes, I'd happily give a week's pay to watch a revivified raptor glom a goat.

The Japanese are trying to clone a mammoth from the frozen ovary cells of a female mammoth found in the Siberian permafront a while back. No success yet, but they're still trying...

As for dinosaurs -- forget about it. Their DNA has long degraded. It may not even be possible with the mammoth, and that DNA is 65 millions years younger.

447 nyc redneck  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:29:30pm

re: #429 Ma Sands

hey ma sands. how are you doing?

448 NemoParticularis  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:30:18pm

re: #444 Silhouette

Speaking of Noah, I was doing a timeline on the men from Adam to Noah, using the age of their father when they were begotten, and total life lived, etc.

I'm curious: how many years did you come up with?

449 Golem Akbar  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:30:48pm

re: #439 Adrenalyn

we moved the Adreno-mom's money out of there last week

(ahem)


Rumor source says tomorrow is the day.
We'll see...

450 Dianna  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:30:52pm

re: #446 zombie

I keep hoping for the mammoth, though. How cool would that be?

451 Golem Akbar  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:31:48pm

re: #446 zombie

The Japanese are trying to clone a mammoth from the frozen ovary cells of a female mammoth found in the Siberian permafront a while back. No success yet, but they're still trying...

As for dinosaurs -- forget about it. Their DNA has long degraded. It may not even be possible with the mammoth, and that DNA is 65 millions years younger.


Golldurnit! I really wanted to go to Jurassic Park....

452 NemoParticularis  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:31:50pm

re: #446 zombie

As for dinosaurs -- forget about it. Their DNA has long degraded. It may not even be possible with the mammoth, and that DNA is 65 millions years younger.

Has anyone attempted the mosquito-in-the-amber approach? Is this even feasible?

453 opnion  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:31:52pm

re: #432 faraway

McCain was on the Ark?


If he was, he should get in a campaign ad.

454 MandyManners  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:31:58pm

re: #450 Dianna

I keep hoping for the mammoth, though. How cool would that be?

I'd like a wooly mammoth coat.

455 Ma Sands  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:32:11pm

re: #447 nyc redneck

Hey lady! :) Doin' just fine.

456 Son of the Black Dog  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:32:19pm

re: #445 Dianna

They (WaMu) released a statement that they had solid cash reserves just last week. Huh.

Sure they do ...
And a share of their stock won't even get you a plain coffee at Starbucks.

457 Josephine  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 3:32:35pm

re: #443 OldLineTexan

My other grandmother was of 100% Austrio-Hungarian Empire stock(Moravian/Bohemian).

Interesting. One of my grandmothers was Scottish (born the year after her family came to Canada) and the other was mostly Iris