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Bin Laden's Driver Heard Him Gloating Over 9/11 Death Toll

Thu, Jul 24, 2008 at 4:40:57 pm PDT

Some interesting testimony from an FBI interrogator in the trial of Osama bin Laden’s driver, Salim Ahmed Hamdan.

GUANTANAMO BAY, Cuba, July 23 — Osama bin Laden’s driver witnessed the al-Qaeda leader being briefed on the day of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks and overheard him express satisfaction that the death toll had exceeded expectations, an FBI interrogator testified Wednesday.

Salim Ahmed Hamdan, now held at the U.S. military prison here, had said under questioning six years ago that bin Laden was “happy about the results” of the terrorist strikes because he had expected “only” 1,000 to 1,500 people to die, former FBI agent Ali Soufan told jurors at Hamdan’s military trial.

During the 2002 interrogation, Hamdan “said he had heard bin Laden saying he didn’t expect the operation . . . would be that successful,” Soufan said. Nearly 3,000 people perished in the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.

Hamdan, who is charged with participating in a terrorist conspiracy, is the defendant in the first U.S. military commission held since World War II.

According to Soufan, Hamdan said that on Sept. 11, 2001, he was present for a meeting in Kabul, Afghanistan, between the al-Qaeda leader; his deputy, Ayman al-Zawahiri; and Khalid Sheik Mohammed, the self-described mastermind of the assault on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. As the men viewed pictures of the 19 suicide hijackers, bin Laden “praised them and their courage and asked God to accept them as martyrs,” Soufan quoted Hamdan as saying.

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1 USA  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:42:45pm

Bastard

2 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:43:49pm

Can I suggest a method of execution?

3 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:44:21pm

Its obvious this guy is a plant by Bushitler and this is nothing but a cover for his illegal war for oil.

/must I?

4 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:44:51pm

re: #2 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Can I suggest a method of execution?

Defenestration.

5 akak  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:45:03pm

Paging CSI

CSI

Paging CSI

6 Drill_thrawl  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:45:17pm

re: #3 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Ya beat me to it.

7 debutaunt  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:45:43pm

Animal.

8 Silhouette  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:46:26pm

Seems kind of a "dog bites man" story at first. OBL was pleased with 911 - Well, no kidding.

And to the completely insane Troofers, facts mean nothing because they are all lies, of course.

But we've seen the ranks of Troofers grow, from a dismissed lunatic fringe, to a significant portion of the Dem party. Those converts were once rational. These sort of news stories are vital to prevent losign more rational persons to the troofer cancer in the future.

9 jones  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:47:42pm

Obviously Hamdan is a neoconfalseflagbroughttoyoubyHalliburton.

10 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:47:54pm

re: #8 Silhouette

Seems kind of a "dog bites man" story at first. OBL was pleased with 911 - Well, no kidding.

And to the completely insane Troofers, facts mean nothing because they are all lies, of course.

But we've seen the ranks of Troofers grow, from a dismissed lunatic fringe, to a significant portion of the Dem party. Those converts were once rational. These sort of news stories are vital to prevent losign more rational persons to the troofer cancer in the future.

That was my first thought. I'm sure plenty of others gloated over the deaths as well.

Ward Churchill
Jeremiah Wright
First 2 that spring to mind.

11 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:48:12pm

re: #4 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Defenestration.

Radical, preferrably by a 105mm howitzer firing canister.

(I assume the Army has that lying around somewhere.)

12 Etaoin Shrdlu  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:48:28pm
he had expected “only” 1,000

That's because he wasn't in on the US government plans to demolish the buildings.

</troof>

13 Thanos  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:48:34pm

The point about Hamdan is that he knew about the plan, he told nobody. He's guilty. That came out yesterday.

14 jones  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:49:16pm

Palestine

re: #10 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

That was my first thought. I'm sure plenty of others gloated over the deaths as well.

Ward Churchill
Jeremiah Wright
First 2 that spring to mind.

15 Shay4l  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:49:27pm

Wonder if he'll think it was worth it when the walls crush(ed?) him.

16 bloodnok  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:49:29pm

spit

17 Consumer  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:49:41pm

I'll bet they threw a party, too.

18 nyc redneck  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:50:19pm

gloating over killing innocent civilians.
pos coward.

19 zombie  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:50:20pm

Well, this proves that 9/11 was an Outside Job!

20 noshariaincanada  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:50:35pm

Should we be surprised? I agree w/ comment #8 above.

21 Sharmuta  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:50:53pm

Why would bin laden gloat over a this? I thought it was an inside job?

/

22 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:51:01pm

re: #4 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Defenestration.

Forget my #11. (howitzer)

Are there any Chiricahuha Apaches left?

23 Ringo the Gringo  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:51:07pm

Salim Ahmed Hamdan claims US interrogator gave him girl cooties!

A former driver for Osama bin Laden testified Tuesday that he was groped by a female interrogator, conduct his lawyers say should prompt a judge to throw out statements he made to authorities during his confinement.

Salim Ahmed Hamdan said the woman put her hand on his thigh and behaved in an "improper" way, a tactic that he said made him uncomfortable as a Muslim.

"She came very close with her whole body toward me. I couldn't do anything," Hamdan said through an interpreter, staring vacantly from the witness stand as his lawyer pressed for details during a pretrial hearing at the U.S. base

24 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:51:20pm
25 Bobblehead  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:51:54pm

The blood boils.

26 noshariaincanada  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:51:59pm

re: #19 zombie

Well, this proves that 9/11 was an Outside Job!


Yeah, well, *proof* is irrelevant to LLLtards & Troofers.

27 gruvin  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:52:25pm

But wait, Rosie O Donnell said this was an inside job, so how could Bin Laden be.... Oh Wait! Bin Laden was part of Bush's plan! That's it!

28 jones  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:52:33pm

re: #22 pre-Boomer Marine brat

[Link: www.chiricahuaapache.org...]

29 Racer X  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:53:15pm

Yes but we should feel sorry for him because he cried at night in his jail cell.

30 Macker  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:53:24pm

re: #26 noshariaincanada

Yeah, well, *proof* is irrelevant to LLLtards & Troofers.

All they care about is *troof*.

31 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:55:32pm

re: #28 jones

[Link: www.chiricahuaapache.org...]

Thank you. The question NOW is, would they like to sharpen some of their ... uh ... more ... ah ... traditional skills upon the person of Salim Ahmed Hamdan?

32 Silhouette  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:55:36pm

re: #23 Ringo the Gringo

Improper meaning she didn't lower her eyes like the second-rate human she was.

In a culture that only understands shame/honor, there is no equal sign.

Therefore, anyone who doesn't humble themselves to you is humiliating you.

33 zombie  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:56:06pm

The conversation went like this:

Bin Laden: "So, were the Americans tricked by the holographic airplane illusion?"

Al-Zawahiri: "Praise Allah: They were all deceived as if by a djinn! They all think airplanes crashed into the building."

Bin Laden: "Excellent! And did Brother Cheney plant the explosives as we instructed?"

Mohammed: "Yes. The buildings imploded just as we had hoped. Brother Cheney was most cooperative."

Bin Laden: "And what about WTC Building 7?"

Mohammed: " Soon, oh Sheik, soon. There was a glitch with the explosives in Building 7. Brother Rove is fixing it now."

34 Bobblehead  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:58:02pm

re: #23 Ringo the Gringo

Salim Ahmed Hamdan claims US interrogator gave him girl cooties!

Brave woman. Whoever she was I admire her. As far as cooties are concerned I would think she would have required a thorough decontamination when she finished. BTW..Very clever to use a woman.

35 Hooray for Captain Spaulding  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:58:39pm

re: #32 Silhouette

Improper meaning she didn't lower her eyes like the second-rate human she was.
In a culture that only understands shame/honor, there is no equal sign.
Therefore, anyone who doesn't humble themselves to you is humiliating you.

Bingo!
We have a winner.

Now, would you like to take your winnings or gamble all for what is under burka number 2?

36 tunnelrat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 4:59:49pm

...but....but.... the evil neocons blew up the WTC. Bin Laden is just a scapegoat......
//moonbat off///

37 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:00:08pm

re: #9 jones

Obviously Hamdan is a neoconfalseflagbroughttoyoubyHalliburton .

Hamdan
Hamday
Hamdey
Hamney
Haeney
Caeney
Cheney

Coincidence?

I think not.

//////

38 Silhouette  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:01:25pm

I thought all drivers were named Geeves.

39 martelbrigade  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:01:59pm

I thought I recalled contemporary newscasts saying the deaths were a lot more than 3,000 even a few days after the attacks. How could Bin Laden, tucked away in some third world rat hole, have known the death toll was a few shy of 3,000 on the very day of the attacks?

40 Dolphin  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:03:18pm

re: #29 Racer X

This is the same guy from that video a couple days ago?

41 Ringo the Gringo  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:03:59pm

re: #32 Silhouette

I wonder how many smart Lefties would consider it to be torture for a woman to touch an al-Qaeda prisoner on the leg?

42 Racer X  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:04:20pm

re: #40 Dolphin

No, different crybaby.

43 Cato  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:04:37pm

Are we supposed to worry about this guy's rights?

44 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:04:40pm

re: #41 Ringo the Gringo

I wonder how many smart Lefties would consider it to be torture for a woman to touch an al-Qaeda prisoner on the leg?

Two words:
Rosie O'Donnell

45 Palandine  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:04:45pm

re: #29 Racer X

Yes but we should feel sorry for him because he cried at night in his jail cell.

There's no crying in jihad!

46 wolfie  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:04:51pm

re: #30 Macker

(OT-----apologies to all!)

How was the test today?
When will you know how you did?

47 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:04:54pm

re: #39 martelbrigade

I thought I recalled contemporary newscasts saying the deaths were a lot more than 3,000 even a few days after the attacks. How could Bin Laden, tucked away in some third world rat hole, have known the death toll was a few shy of 3,000 on the very day of the attacks?

They didn't have the count, they did know that the estimates were much greater than 1000-1500.

48 Dolphin  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:05:15pm

re: #42 Racer X

Thanks for the reply.

49 pingjockey  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:05:16pm

Drawn and quartered works for me.

50 Silhouette  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:05:45pm

re: #41 Ringo the Gringo

They've defined torture down to mean anything that the prisoner says they really, really don't like.

So in all seriousness, in their view, we're left with asking, "pretty please with sugar on top."

51 yochanan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:06:08pm

re: #41 Ringo the Gringo

only the members of gays for palestine

52 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:06:09pm

re: #49 pingjockey

Drawn and quartered works for me.

In the traditional manner, of course ... slowly, and with disciplined horses.

53 wolfie  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:06:29pm

re: #39 martelbrigade

I thought I recalled contemporary newscasts saying the deaths were a lot more than 3,000 even a few days after the attacks. How could Bin Laden, tucked away in some third world rat hole, have known the death toll was a few shy of 3,000 on the very day of the attacks?


Good question.

54 madisonsfriend  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:06:40pm

Do all troofers blame Israel for 9/11(since they are the "puppet masters" of our gov't)? or is that just the local troofers who got to march in the Takoma Park July 4th parade. When I saw them, my blood pressure went up and I wanted to tear their signs and thier disgusting paper Rock Creek Press(look at it online) out of their hands. My daughter stopped me so that I wouldn't get arrested for assault- although I thought I would just be helping keep garbage off the streets. I am going to protest their inclusion in the parade.

55 Racer X  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:06:44pm

re: #39 martelbrigade

I thought I recalled contemporary newscasts saying the deaths were a lot more than 3,000 even a few days after the attacks. How could Bin Laden, tucked away in some third world rat hole, have known the death toll was a few shy of 3,000 on the very day of the attacks?

A few days after the attacks Osama thought well over 3000 were killed, as did we all.

56 yochanan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:06:56pm

re: #44 OldLineTexan

rosie o'd is a woman could have fooled me

57 anotherindyfilmguy  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:07:01pm

Here's an off the wall thought... why not find a nice remote island and populate it with nice friendly hogzillas from the South and drop them off, unarmed, to complete their sentences... nothing less than life, but if they've been sentenced to death then airdrop them in (hogzillas gotta eat ya know)...

58 pingjockey  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:07:27pm

Ha! The leprachaun just called the euroweenies pinheads.

59 wanglese  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:08:17pm

I wonder what Charlie Sheen thinks now.

Not that anything he thinks actually concerns me :-)

60 madisonsfriend  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:08:17pm

re: #57 anotherindyfilmguy

Here's an off the wall thought... why not find a nice remote island and populate it with nice friendly hogzillas from the South and drop them off, unarmed, to complete their sentences... nothing less than life, but if they've been sentenced to death then airdrop them in (hogzillas gotta eat ya know)...

what is a hogzilla?

61 Palandine  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:08:38pm

Actually, Osama, for all the horror you caused, you were a collosal failure.

3000 died, out of a possible 50,000 in the Towers.
25% of your attacks failed outright.
Oh yeah, and your mortal remains are a shmear of jam on the wall of a cave while your soul screams in agony.

EPIC FAIL.

How's that gloating working out for you now?

62 madisonsfriend  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:08:48pm

re: #59 wanglese

I wonder what Charlie Sheen thinks now.

Not that anything he thinks actually concerns me :-)

I thought he only thought about paying for sex?

63 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:09:38pm

re: #53 wolfie

Good question.

Read the article above, it makes no mention that they had an exact figure, just that it was much larger than the 1000-1500 that the SOBs apparently expected. And IIRC, early estimates were as high as 6000.

64 anotherindyfilmguy  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:09:40pm

re: #50 Silhouette
Maybe thats because in the movies the arch villain usually has a nice monologue about the plans at hand so the guilty will always say so but the innocent are always innocent etc...
/the left - defining reality to suit their needs since... forever...

65 Dolphin  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:10:15pm

What I'd like to know is specifically, exactly what time he “stood up and tried to leave” and why. Was it time for his afternoon prayers?

Hamdan, who had sat quietly in the courtroom despite a previous threat to boycott the trial, was briefly ejected Wednesday afternoon after he stood up and tried to leave. He later returned and apologized to the judge, Navy Capt. Keith J. Allred.

66 anotherindyfilmguy  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:10:52pm

re: #60 madisonsfriend

what is a hogzilla?

Google Razorback or wild hog or Hogzilla... basically a wild pig or boar that were brought to the Americas and went native, large and dangerous...

67 dmh0667  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:10:52pm

re: #37 OldLineTexan

Hamdan
Hamday
Hamdey
Hamney
Haeney
Caeney
Cheney

Coincidence?

I think not.

//////

You. both. must. be. silenced....

this message from BushCheneyHalliburton-obot #666 will self-destruct in 5,4,3,2....

68 JeremyR  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:11:12pm

re: #2 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Can I suggest a method of execution?

I fresh out of ideas. All mine would be deemed by the victards to violate the cruel and unusual prohibition, to which I reply that if we do it to every one of em, it would not be unusual.

69 anotherindyfilmguy  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:11:55pm

Hogzilla for ya...
[Link: www.google.com...]

70 anotherindyfilmguy  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:13:11pm

Method of execution doesn't scare religious fanatics although "improper" disposal of the bodies can give them fits...

71 RightOnTheLeftCoast  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:13:30pm

re: #68 JeremyR

I fresh out of ideas. All mine would be deemed by the victards to violate the cruel and unusual prohibition, to which I reply that if we do it to every one of em, it would not be unusual.

Personally, I've always thought they should be questioned and released...

... a release point around 20,000 feet sounds about right ...

72 jcw46  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:13:40pm

They should use an ancient punishment from his forbears days:

845 BC: Ancient records were discovered in North Africa describing the death of a ruler named Vondracek Beeir who was sacrificed by cutting an inch off his body starting at the bottom of his feet and working up.

454 BC: The rebel pharaoh Inarus, leader of the rebellion in Egypt against Persian rule, was taken captive to Susa after being defeated by the satrap Megabyzus. There, after five years, he was impaled on three stakes and flayed alive.

53 BC: Following his defeat at Carrhae at the hands of the Parthians under Spahbod Surena, Marcus Licinius Crassus was executed by having molten gold poured down his throat. Some accounts claim that his head was then cut off and used as a stage prop in a play performed for the Parthian king Orodes II.

415 AD: The Greek mathematician and philosopher Hypatia of Alexandria was murdered by a mob by having her skin ripped off with sharp sea-shells and what remained of her was burned. (Various types of shells have been named: clams, oysters, abalones. Other sources claim tiles.

73 sojerofgod  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:13:43pm

Ya what's a hogzilla?
A friend of mine once called his ex-girlfriend Hogatha, is that the same?

Hope is not a planHope is not a plan

74 JeremyR  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:13:44pm

re: #60 madisonsfriend

what is a hogzilla?

I'm betting he means them BIG hogs they get in some parts of Arkansas across to Georgia. Nothing to scare the crap out of a man like a wild sow protecting a bunch of piglets.

75 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:14:07pm

re: #68 JeremyR

I fresh out of ideas. All mine would be deemed by the victards to violate the cruel and unusual prohibition, to which I reply that if we do it to every one of em, it would not be unusual.

I suggest a firing squad of cranky cub scouts, who will pepper him with rubber-tipped arrows until he dies of nervous exhaustion.

/100 qatloos to anyone who can name the book the above reference is lifted from

76 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:14:29pm

re: #70 anotherindyfilmguy

Method of execution doesn't scare religious fanatics although "improper" disposal of the bodies can give them fits...

Life on the Texas p-farm hog pens.

77 Dolphin  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:14:36pm

re: #66 anotherindyfilmguy

Look here.

78 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:14:45pm

re: #70 anotherindyfilmguy

Method of execution doesn't scare religious fanatics although "improper" disposal of the bodies can give them fits...

Burial in the pen of an Arkansas hog farm.

79 IslandLibertarian  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:15:20pm

re: #58 pingjockey

Ha! The leprachaun just called the euroweenies pinheads.

If you are calling Orielly a leprachaun, that is one tall "wee folk" ya know.
As for the euroweenies, I prefer eurotrash or even the ungrateful "chic".

80 pat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:16:09pm

Of course planning the operation and bragging about how smart he was does not mean he did it. He just happened to pick the day that Bush was planning to blow the buildings.

81 JeremyR  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:16:47pm

re: #71 RightOnTheLeftCoast

Personally, I've always thought they should be questioned and released...

... a release point around 20,000 feet sounds about right ...

equip em with the newest in polish inovation, the chute that opens on impact.
Plus, location is important, we need to make sure they land in a large enclosure of hungry swine.

82 wolfie  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:16:49pm

re: #75 OldLineTexan

Hmm...........Moby Dick?


snicker snicker !

83 wolfie  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:18:20pm

re: #75 OldLineTexan

The Audacity of Hope?

84 Racer X  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:18:46pm

OT

FORMER NASA astronaut and moon-walker Dr Edgar Mitchell - a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission - has stunningly claimed aliens exist.

Chillingly, he claimed our technology is "not nearly as sophisticated" as theirs and "had they been hostile", he warned "we would be been gone by now".

Dr Mitchell, along with with Apollo 14 commander Alan Shepard, holds the record for the longest ever moon walk, at nine hours and 17 minutes following their 1971 mission.

85 wolfie  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:19:24pm

re: #75 OldLineTexan

I got it ! It Takes a Village !

86 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:19:28pm

re: #82 wolfie

Hmm...........Moby Dick?


snicker snicker !

You are just not trying.

/Is there a Mrs. Queequeg?
//more pop culture reference

87 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:19:39pm

re: #2 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Can I suggest a method of execution?


Should be careful with this one, lest LGF be seen as advocating the execution of prisoners.
It may also lead to a little violation of this note, posted on top of every LGF comment thread: Comments that advocate violence will be cause for immediate banning with no appeal.

88 Slumbering Behemoth  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:21:46pm

re: #49 pingjockey

Drawn and quartered works for me.

:Ahem:Hung, drawn and quartered.

If yer gonna do it, do it whole hog.

89 wolfie  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:21:48pm

re: #75 OldLineTexan

Well, I know it's not the Koran.

90 Ojoe  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:22:20pm

It is my considered opinion as a primitive man that we still have not responded to the 9-11 attacks with anything like the response necessary to keep the like from happening again.

'You cannot avoid war, you can only put it off to the advantage of your opponent.'

—Niccolo Maciavelli

91 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:22:42pm

re: #87 CyanSnowHawk

Should be careful with this one, lest LGF be seen as advocating the execution of prisoners.
It may also lead to a little violation of this note, posted on top of every LGF comment thread: Comments that advocate violence will be cause for immediate banning with no appeal.

Very True.
Thanks.
/mouth shut

92 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:22:46pm

re: #83 wolfie

The Audacity of Hope?

Closer.

There is a Harvard connection, believe it or not.

93 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:22:58pm

re: #71 RightOnTheLeftCoast

Personally, I've always thought they should be questioned and released...

... a release point around 20,000 feet sounds about right ...

Handcuff him behind his back, fit him with an oxygen mask, and make it 50,000 feet.

/give him some time to really think about it

94 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:23:34pm

re: #78 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Burial in the pen of an Arkansas hog farm.

Have you ever read Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe?

A body is disposed of by cooking it with butchered hogs for barbeque...

95 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:24:34pm

re: #94 goddessoftheclassroom

Have you ever read Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe?

A body is disposed of by cooking it with butchered hogs for barbeque...

I've not.

Dare I ask if it's (gulp) one of your favorite passages?

96 Truck Monkey  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:25:51pm

re: #93 Killian Bundy

Handcuff him behind his back, fit him with an oxygen mask, and make it 50,000 feet.

/give him some time to really think about it

Better still would be to let the jihadis space walk out of the shuttle without a tether.

97 Silhouette  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:25:56pm

I actually don't wish a horrible death on OBL. He is not important. I wish a quick shot then walk away and never mention him again.

Perhaps that is what they did.

And now he is neither leader or "martyr." He is nothing.

98 wolfie  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:26:18pm

Hmmmmmmmm....................

Lord of the Elis.

No wait. That's Yale.

Hmmmmm...........

99 itellu3times  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:27:14pm

re: #90 Ojoe

It is my considered opinion as a primitive man that we still have not responded to the 9-11 attacks with anything like the response necessary to keep the like from happening again.

While I agree with the sentiment, first, we've exacted a pretty good cost from our opponents, even if we have been rather weeinie about it, and second, there are no guarantees, we do need to anticipate it happening again, and again, no matter what we do in response.

It's like the last Hizbullah/Israel battle, Israel never really won, as such, nor imposed a clear and humiliating loss, but they did wreck half of Lebanon, and that's pretty serious, when it comes right down to it. Maybe it's a win on points.

100 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:27:57pm

re: #98 wolfie

Hmmmmmmmm....................

Lord of the Elis.

No wait. That's Yale.

Hmmmmm...........

You are sooooo close it's not funny...use your decoder ring.

101 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:28:16pm

Got to go for the evening.

{goddess}

102 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:29:13pm

re: #95 pre-Boomer Marine brat

I've not.

Dare I ask if it's (gulp) one of your favorite passages?

LOL! No, but it's actually really funny. The book is a good read with touches of Southern Gothic humor

Sort of similar to this:

[Link: icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com...]

103 Racer X  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:29:16pm

Execution is too good for this puke. Plus it is exactly what he wants. I say give him life in a cell. He wakes up every day knowing he is held captive by infidels. He cries himself to sleep every night. Every day his dream of meeting allah and the virgins is delayed.

104 Palandine  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:30:45pm

re: #86 OldLineTexan

You are just not trying.

/Is there a Mrs. Queequeg?
//more pop culture reference

Taronga Leela, Futurama

/Palandine's favorite line from that show?
Hippie: "You can't OWN property, man!"
The Professor: "Well, _I_ can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie."

105 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:30:49pm

re: #103 Racer X

allah and the virgins

That group broke up years ago. I don't know if you can even still get their records.

106 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:31:24pm

re: #104 Palandine

Excellent.

107 skree  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:31:28pm

What a stunning lack of empathy

108 Cognito  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:32:02pm
As the men viewed pictures of the 19 suicide hijackers, bin Laden “praised them and their courage and asked God to accept them as martyrs..."

Funny how bin Laden gets to ask over the long-distance line, while his followers have to make the request in person.

109 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:32:15pm

re: #107 skree

What a stunning lack of empathy

Waht are you refering to?

110 anotherindyfilmguy  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:32:35pm

re: #87 CyanSnowHawk

Should be careful with this one, lest LGF be seen as advocating the execution of prisoners.
It may also lead to a little violation of this note, posted on top of every LGF comment thread: Comments that advocate violence will be cause for immediate banning with no appeal.

In the case of the detainees...
If, and just if, somehow some of these detainees are found guilty... after all they are truly innocent until proven guilty (just like baby rats are innocent as well until they grow a bit etc) and I mean guilty beyond a reasonable doubt although... although I will drop from reasonable doubt in this instance to not include such considerations that we actually drove them to attack us etc... if just somehow some of them are found guilty of trying to/helping to conspire in mass murder of us pesky Westerners, who have the audacity to steal allah's oxygen and hope for the world to like us, they should be swiftly executed whether with the needed violence of a rope stopping their body before it reaches the ground or some other application of physics as needed.

111 Silhouette  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:33:23pm

OT - Top 10 scientifically inaccurate movies, according to yahoo.

I see Inconvenient Truth didn't make it.

Armageddon
Independence Day
Starship Troopers
The Day After Tomorrow
The Core
The Matrix
Jurassic Park
Total Recall
Outbreak
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

112 Palandine  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:34:04pm

re: #102 goddessoftheclassroom

I'm a girl, and the movie's about the only chick flick I can tolerate. Good movie, GREAT book.

We watched the movie during a weekend Catholic retreat when I was in college. Our wonderful, naive, innocent priest simply REFUSED to believe that Ruth and Idgie were anything but goood friends. ;)

113 wolfie  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:34:07pm

Taronga Leela?
Isn't that an island in the S Pacific?
Now I'm totally confused !

114 Racer X  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:34:35pm

re: #111 Silhouette

OT - Top 10 scientifically inaccurate movies, according to yahoo.

I see Inconvenient Truth didn't make it.

Armageddon
Independence Day
Starship Troopers
The Day After Tomorrow
The Core
The Matrix
Jurassic Park
Total Recall
Outbreak
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

I don't see "The Flintstones" on here either.

115 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:36:22pm

re: #114 Racer X

I don't see "The Flintstones" on here either.

I thought that was a documentary?

116 Cognito  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:36:30pm

re: #111 Silhouette

Battlefield Earth: Just the facts.

117 CheatyPantsMcSweatervest  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:36:37pm

wait. so Bush didn't do 9-11?

118 Cognito  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:38:07pm

re: #117 CheatyPantsMcSweatervest

That's got to be one of my favorite names. I also like 'Big Boots, that's Boots' and 'HelloDare.'

119 Palandine  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:38:08pm

re: #111 Silhouette

Clan of the Cave Bear?
/you mean Darryl Hannah didn't invent everything?

120 Ojoe  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:38:33pm

re: #99 itellu3times

That is a win on points, but the adversary survived.

(meaning the 'philosophical' system, not necessarily all the people who are under it).

121 CyanSnowHawk  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:39:10pm

re: #111 Silhouette

OT - Top 10 scientifically inaccurate movies, according to yahoo.

I see Inconvenient Truth didn't make it.

Armageddon
Independence Day
Starship Troopers
The Day After Tomorrow
The Core
The Matrix
Jurassic Park
Total Recall
Outbreak
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Perhaps there was a requirement to be entertaining.

122 Truck Monkey  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:40:28pm

re: #115 Walter L. Newton

I thought that was a documentary?

Like Fatboys Farenheit 911?

123 Kenneth  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:42:59pm

re: #121 CyanSnowHawk

I would insist An Inconveniant Truth be at the top of that list.

124 goddessoftheclassroom  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:43:02pm

re: #112 Palandine

I'm a girl, and the movie's about the only chick flick I can tolerate. Good movie, GREAT book.

We watched the movie during a weekend Catholic retreat when I was in college. Our wonderful, naive, innocent priest simply REFUSED to believe that Ruth and Idgie were anything but goood friends. ;)

Oh, that's so sweet!

I've never seen the movie, but I've read the book to pieces.

I've always like the way the relationship was not "in-your-face."

125 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:43:16pm

re: #122 Truck Monkey

Like Fatboys Farenheit 911?

HA! The temperature at which bullshit burns.

126 Kenneth  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:44:36pm

re: #107 skree

What a stunning lack of empathy

Poverty, desperation, Zionism & Islam will do that. But mostly Islam.

127 tokyobk  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:45:20pm

I call Troofer BS.

Everybody knows Bush was born in New Haven, CT. And it is a plain fact that Hamden, CT is right next to New Haven and the spelling difference does not matter because it is an Arabic transliteration.
The life long conmnection between Bush and Hamden is close and cannot be denied, even by the so-called experts at Popular Mechanics.

128 CheatyPantsMcSweatervest  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:45:23pm

re: #111 Silhouette

OT - Top 10 scientifically inaccurate movies, according to yahoo.

I see Inconvenient Truth didn't make it.

Armageddon
Independence Day
Starship Troopers
The Day After Tomorrow
The Core
The Matrix
Jurassic Park
Total Recall
Outbreak
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Independence Day? Catch cold! Genius!

129 tokyobk  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:47:57pm

re: #128 CheatyPantsMcSweatervest

Independence Day? Catch cold! Genius!


Who would want to see a Starship Troopers that was accurate?

I am going to see #3 which is in an art theater here. Cannot wait for a does of unreality.

130 code red 21  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:48:42pm

re: #23 Ringo the Gringo

Salim Ahmed Hamdan claims US interrogator gave him girl cooties!

He was in shock because it wasn't a goat...can't figure out what to do with a woman.

131 Silhouette  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:50:53pm

Personally, I always found Superman to be scientifically inaccurate. Oh, I have no trouble with coming from another planet, the flying, the x-ray vision, the super strength, etc.

But I cannot buy that a simple pair of glasses makes him unrecognizable. One has to draw the line somewhere.

132 Kenneth  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 5:58:07pm

re: #131 Silhouette

I also had a problem reconciling his superpowers when fighting villians as compared to his simpering weakness when dealing with Lois Lane.

133 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 6:00:01pm

re: #132 Kenneth

I also had a problem reconciling his superpowers when fighting villians as compared to his simpering weakness when dealing with Lois Lane.

OMG, it's so simple.

Lois Lane was born Lois Esther Lanstein.

Her Zionist hair rays make Supe weak.

134 LEGION  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 6:04:45pm

We've paid him back 10 fold and crippled his organization. And will continue to pay him back. His Pearl Harbor will reap larger Hiroshima/Nagasaki's. That dumbass.

135 LEGION  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 6:06:10pm

re: #131 Silhouette

Per the old Nike/Michael Jordan commercial---It's gotta be the shooooeeeesss.

136 ballantrae  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 6:09:15pm

I think what his driver said in the interrogation is a load of crap. The possible death toll of a more successful Towers attack was around 40,000

To tell me he was happy with 1/40th of his goal is nonsense. Obviously he was telling the interrogators what they wanted to hear.

-ron

137 Aisha bint Abi Bakr  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 6:13:47pm

After following the press closely for the past week or so, particularly Wapo, it is so refreshing to read all these comments here in support of the prosecution. I have had to endure comments from the multitude of morons that whine and complain about the treatment of poor Hamdan while excusing his complicity in the murder of our citizens. I have reasons to take this personally. Thanks for your support.

138 Viking6  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 6:15:04pm

re: #11 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Bee Hive Round...Nothing but the best for this guy

139 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 6:15:51pm

re: #2 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Can I suggest a method of execution?

This guy was only the driver.
Throw him under the bus.

140 Tilly  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 6:16:50pm

I say we just toss him in general at Angola and let nature take its course. I think the boys over there will have a good time.

Just a suggestion...

141 NoSubmission  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 6:22:49pm

I always knew the casualties and damage exceeded Bin Laden's expectations. I knew when the towers fell it came as a surprise to them.

Screw all those idiot truthers. What do they have to say about this now?

142 experiencedtraveller  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 6:23:39pm

re: #136 ballantrae

By noon on 9-11, I guessed 10,000 dead.

/Happy to be wrong on that.

143 NoSubmission  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 6:29:09pm

Ever been to the top of the WTC? I have. Many times.

Even if you haven't. Picture for a moment, if you can, being at the top of a raging fire after two planes crashed into your office building. Imagine staring 110 floors below from way up in the sky contemplating which was worse--burning alive or falling falling falling to your death? Think of what your thoughts would be about your living breath, family, children, parents. Put yourself there for just a moment.

Picture almost getting away but crushed by falling steel. Then nothingness.

God bless each and everyone of those souls who perished that day.

144 offendi  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 6:43:19pm

The best day will be when you have pics of U.S. soldiers examining the live Osama's teeth, like there was of old, dead, Saddam Hussein.
Nothing will take him down a notch as a great hero among fanatic muslims who will regard it as the greatest indignity.

Then try him for war crimes and send him to allah.

145 Clutch  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 7:00:58pm

re: #75 OldLineTexan

I suggest a firing squad of cranky cub scouts, who will pepper him with rubber-tipped arrows until he dies of nervous exhaustion.

/100 qatloos to anyone who can name the book the above reference is lifted from

Bored Of The Rings by the Harvard Lampoon. Mandatory reading, IMHO. A Classic from the '60's.

146 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 7:03:33pm

re: #145 Clutch

Bored Of The Rings by the Harvard Lampoon. Mandatory reading, IMHO. A Classic from the '60's.

YOU WIN!

147 Clutch  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 7:11:37pm

re: #146 OldLineTexan

I wore my original paperback out (t'was given to me by my older cousin, who loved Mad Magazine and snuck her li'l 9-year old bratty cousin (me) into see Thunderball (ooh-la-la! Bikinis! Sexy talk!) when we were supposed to be going to see Disney's The Ugly Dachshund . I love my cousin!) Snagged the large-format 30th anniversary copy when it came out. My kids don't find it as funny as I did. Their loss...

148 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 7:17:10pm

re: #147 Clutch

I wore my original paperback out (t'was given to me by my older cousin, who loved Mad Magazine and snuck her li'l 9-year old bratty cousin (me) into see Thunderball (ooh-la-la! Bikinis! Sexy talk!) when we were supposed to be going to see Disney's The Ugly Dachshund . I love my cousin!) Snagged the large-format 30th anniversary copy when it came out. My kids don't find it as funny as I did. Their loss...

I have my original, but I never saw this large format edition...off to eBay.

149 indythinker  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 7:32:56pm

I call BS.

On September 11, 2001, no one knew the death total. When did this supposed meeting take place?

150 JHW  Thu, Jul 24, 2008 7:56:33pm

These the lowest, most despicable scum besides Nazis that we've ever fought. I can respect the North Viets, N. Koreans, WW1 Germans,Chinese Reds, etc., to a certain extent and even the Imperial Japanese, for all their atrocities, weren't cowardly miserable excuses for humans that these jihadis are. May they eternally rot in the lowest circle of Dante's hell.

151 Lawrence Schmerel  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 5:08:46am

But, I thought 9/11 was an inside job?

152 Pyrocles  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 6:02:10am

In my lefty college days, I believed in all that UFO crap. I'd probably be a "troofer", too, if I hadn't experienced more reality since graduating.

Having read many books on the subject, I've learned that many former astronauts and "high-ranking" government and military officials have claimed the same thing. A good one was the "Day After Roswell" by Col. Philip Corso. He stuck to his claims of aliens till his death.

Why do these guys say this crap? Who knows...probably for publicity. Maybe their imagination gets the better of them? The military probably also likes people believing they're seeing alien spaceships instead of new weapons technology. It makes a good cover.

re: #84 Racer X

OT

153 iron8bravo  Fri, Jul 25, 2008 7:49:46am

# 75 and # 146:

Dang! i wish I'd seen this post earlier. Yes, BORED OF THE RINGS is a must read.

Instead of the cub scout, I would use a Ballhog. The one with the evil runes "Villanova" written across his chest.


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