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Tech Note: Ajax and Timers and Tunes

Fri, Jul 25, 2008 at 3:52:18 pm PDT

The “Now Playing” section of our left sidebar, which is set up to show the music or other weird sounds that are currently playing in iTunes on my machine, now updates in an “almost live” fashion. With Ajax and a Javascript timer, it checks the server every 20 seconds to see if there’s been a song change, then does a fade-in effect with any new artwork and song info.

The Ajax code on the server sends back a very small JSON message if the song hasn’t changed since the last check, to keep server impact to a minimum. So far, on a Friday afternoon with traffic down a bit because everyone’s been bludgeoned into political comas by this endless week of Obamaton grandstanding, the web server doesn’t seem to be struggling at all.

On a related subject, I still get occasional email asking how to hear the music that shows up under “Now Playing.” Well, I can’t stream it here without paying absurd licensing fees through the usual suspects, of course. Anyone remember Napster? No? That’s why.

The album cover is a link to the record’s page at Amazon, though, and they usually supply some kind of preview. If the album’s available in their MP3 Store, you can listen to samples right there. So that’s better than nothing, if you’re really curious about why I’m listening to that horrible Rob Zombie album again.

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1 CyanSnowHawk  7/25/08 3:54:40 pm reply quote 1

I like Rob Zombie.

2 Sharmuta  7/25/08 3:56:13 pm reply quote 0

I was noticing this just a few minutes ago and figured there was some ajax involved. Nice to know I'm not going insane......yet.

3 libertyvista  7/25/08 3:57:02 pm reply quote 0

Or you can try grooveshark.com

For example, Tommy Emmanuel:
[Link: listen.grooveshark.com...]

4 Boondock St. Bender  7/25/08 3:57:20 pm reply quote 0

rob zombie very nice!

5 Sundog  7/25/08 3:59:42 pm reply quote 0

It's your site, Charles, but I've never quite understood why you want it to have a feature that only generates more stupid e-mails for you to deal with.

6 grumpy old codger  7/25/08 4:00:44 pm reply quote 1

Music is haram! Please report to the reeducation/decapitation center for immediate rectification of you error!

7 christheprofessor  7/25/08 4:00:56 pm reply quote 0

Ajax and Timers and Tunes -- Oh My!

/somebody had to do it...

8 calvin coolidge  7/25/08 4:01:27 pm reply quote 0

If the songs don't work out I'll sing a chorus of "Hail to the Chief" and I won't even charge you any licensing fees.

9 Noam Sayin'  7/25/08 4:01:39 pm reply quote 1

Avatar test...

10 CyanSnowHawk  7/25/08 4:01:48 pm reply quote 0

re: #5 Sundog

29 comments since Oct. 2004? Pick it up slacker!
/

11 Charles  7/25/08 4:02:07 pm reply quote 3

re: #5 Sundog

It's your site, Charles, but I've never quite understood why you want it to have a feature that only generates more stupid e-mails for you to deal with.

It's a thing known as "fun," which for inexplicable reasons seems to interest some humans.

12 grumpy old codger  7/25/08 4:03:07 pm reply quote 2

re: #11 Charles
Fun is also haram. Double time it to the reeducation/decapitation center!

13 CyanSnowHawk  7/25/08 4:03:19 pm reply quote 0

re: #11 Charles

What is this 'fun' you speak of?

14 wong fei hung  7/25/08 4:04:19 pm reply quote 0

Here's my favorite Rob Zombie lyric:

"YEEEEAH!"

-WFH

15 CyanSnowHawk  7/25/08 4:05:06 pm reply quote 0

re: #14 wong fei hung

Good thing it's your favorite, he uses it A LOT!

16 Sharmuta  7/25/08 4:05:56 pm reply quote 0

re: #5 Sundog

I like the feature. Because of it, I've come to find some great music and/or bands I might not have discovered otherwise. So....thanks, Charles!

17 christheprofessor  7/25/08 4:06:21 pm reply quote 3

Charles

I've noticed that people sometimes accidentally ding a post up or down in the wrong direction due to a mouse "slip"-- was thinking that if you put the "ding count" between the down-ding (-) and the up-ding (+) buttons, it might help reduce the errors...

/have thought that for a while, can't remember if I've ever suggested it though

18 Thanos  7/25/08 4:08:26 pm reply quote 0

Sorry for the AP link up there, but they are the only ones carrying the story atm.

19 wong fei hung  7/25/08 4:08:27 pm reply quote 0

re: #15 CyanSnowHawk

YEEEEAH!

-WFH

(also a big favorite of Howie Dean's)

20 GeeWiz  7/25/08 4:09:23 pm reply quote 0

re: #5 Sundog

Your nic reminds me of a game, years ago, that I spent many hours of my youth on. Great game!

21 reine.de.tout  7/25/08 4:09:49 pm reply quote 0

re: #17 christheprofessor

Charles

I've noticed that people sometimes accidentally ding a post up or down in the wrong direction due to a mouse "slip"-- was thinking that if you put the "ding count" between the down-ding (-) and the up-ding (+) buttons, it might help reduce the errors...

/have thought that for a while, can't remember if I've ever suggested it though

As one who has occasionally (and to my great embarrassment) made an accidental ding up or down, I have to tell you that unless he moves the "plus" to one side, and the "minus" to the complete other side of the bar, I'm not at all sure that a small change in the location of these things will help us out any. Speaking for myself . . . I just really have to pay better attention.

22 christheprofessor  7/25/08 4:11:30 pm reply quote 0

re: #21 reine.de.tout

Dude -- you've seriously got to cut back on the drinking! ;)

23 reine.de.tout  7/25/08 4:12:50 pm reply quote 0

re: #22 christheprofessor

Dude -- you've seriously got to cut back on the drinking! ;)

ahem . . . dudette, please.

24 CyanSnowHawk  7/25/08 4:12:50 pm reply quote 1

re: #21 reine.de.tout

I can just see myself hitting either + or - when I try to click the number.

25 christheprofessor  7/25/08 4:13:23 pm reply quote 1

re: #23 reine.de.tout

ahem . . . dudette, please.

Doh! Maybe I need to cut back... ;)

26 stevieray  7/25/08 4:13:45 pm reply quote 0

This looks like a good spot for some Alice in Chains.

27 VegasRick  7/25/08 4:13:46 pm reply quote 0

re: #23 reine.de.tout

ahem . . . dudette, please.

I think it was the cox e-mail addy that threw him.

28 Racer X  7/25/08 4:15:04 pm reply quote 0

re: #22 christheprofessor

You're welcome!

29 christheprofessor  7/25/08 4:15:31 pm reply quote 0

So, I put together a Bolognese Meat Sauce* this morning in the slow cooker. Have to say, wasn't impressed at first but it is smelling damn good about now....

*it's nothing like the traditional southern Italian sauce my family makes...

30 Lee Coller  7/25/08 4:15:40 pm reply quote 0

re: #21 reine.de.tout

As one who has occasionally (and to my great embarrassment) made an accidental ding up or down, I have to tell you that unless he moves the "plus" to one side, and the "minus" to the complete other side of the bar, I'm not at all sure that a small change in the location of these things will help us out any. Speaking for myself . . . I just really have to pay better attention.

The ability to undo would also solve this problem. Also -- I've always thought one should be able to ding down ones own post.

31 christheprofessor  7/25/08 4:16:11 pm reply quote 0

re: #28 Racer X

32 reine.de.tout  7/25/08 4:16:53 pm reply quote 0

re: #25 christheprofessor

Doh! Maybe I need to cut back... ;)

:)

33 sundaydriver  7/25/08 4:17:08 pm reply quote 0

Curious:
Why aren't you reporting on Obama's criticism on Israels new colonization plans? Cuz it sounds to me like a flip-flop. Or am i wrong?

34 reine.de.tout  7/25/08 4:17:44 pm reply quote 0

re: #27 VegasRick

I think it was the cox e-mail addy that threw him.

LOL! Prolly so . . .

35 stevieray  7/25/08 4:19:01 pm reply quote 1

Smurfs?!

36 Killgore Trout  7/25/08 4:19:13 pm reply quote 0

re: #33 sundaydriver

Colonization?

37 CyanSnowHawk  7/25/08 4:19:18 pm reply quote 0

re: #33 sundaydriver

?

38 jcm  7/25/08 4:20:08 pm reply quote 0

*whack* on #33 in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2..

39 VegasRick  7/25/08 4:20:08 pm reply quote 0

re: #33 sundaydriver

Curious:
Why aren't you reporting on Obama's criticism on Israels new colonization plans? Cuz it sounds to me like a flip-flop. Or am i wrong?

Linky link?

40 yochanan  7/25/08 4:20:26 pm reply quote 0

re: #17 christheprofessor

Charles

I've noticed that people sometimes accidentally ding a post up or down in the wrong direction due to a mouse "slip"-- was thinking that if you put the "ding count" between the down-ding (-) and the up-ding (+) buttons, it might help reduce the errors...

/have thought that for a while, can't remember if I've ever suggested it though

are you saying some lizards might be having a hang ding or a dimpled ding

or just a ding-a-ling?

41 christheprofessor  7/25/08 4:20:37 pm reply quote 0

re: #36 Killgore Trout

If I click your nic, am I gonna get rick rolled?

42 Nevergiveup  7/25/08 4:20:37 pm reply quote 0

re: #33 sundaydriver

Curious:
Why aren't you reporting on Obama's criticism on Israels new colonization plans? Cuz it sounds to me like a flip-flop. Or am i wrong?

What did he say?

43 jcm  7/25/08 4:21:02 pm reply quote 0

re: #33 sundaydriver

Curious:
Why aren't you reporting on Obama's criticism on Israels new colonization plans? Cuz it sounds to me like a flip-flop. Or am i wrong?

Because the arabs haven't started another war which they'll lose?

44 Killgore Trout  7/25/08 4:21:12 pm reply quote 1

re: #41 christheprofessor

Almost as bad, it's techno.

45 Sharmuta  7/25/08 4:21:14 pm reply quote 2

re: #35 stevieray

Smurfs?!

Sexist! Some of us are Smurfettes.

46 EC Marm  7/25/08 4:21:55 pm reply quote 1

Conventional Wisdom:
Radon in the basement. Bad.
Beautiful granite countertops. Good.

Except for one thing. The granite gives off radiation and radon gas. Reporter has her counter tested:

The Environmental Protection Agency says a reading below 2 picocuries per liter is considered safe for radon gas. The levels in my kitchen are 240 picocuries per liter. The EPA says that poses the same risk of cancer as smoking 30 packs of cigarettes per day. [Link: wcbstv.com...]


Oops. I smell lawsuits.

47 christheprofessor  7/25/08 4:21:58 pm reply quote 0

re: #40 yochanan

are you saying some lizards might be having a hang ding or a dimpled ding

or just a ding-a-ling?

You'd have to ask Chuck Berry. Or perhaps Dingle Berry... ;)

48 yochanan  7/25/08 4:22:09 pm reply quote 0

re: #45 Sharmuta

Sexist! Some of us are Smurfettes.


sharmuta just wants you to ring her doorbell


OR IS THAT RING HER CHARMS?

49 CyanSnowHawk  7/25/08 4:22:10 pm reply quote 0

re: #45 Sharmuta

Sexist! Some of us are Smurfettes.

Technically, only one was a Smurfette.

50 reine.de.tout  7/25/08 4:22:30 pm reply quote 0

re: #45 Sharmuta

Sexist! Some of us are Smurfettes.

you know, I have a pink crown in a pink sky over a round earth, and my name is reine, and people still confuse me for a dude.

What's a girl to do?

51 christheprofessor  7/25/08 4:22:37 pm reply quote 0

re: #44 Killgore Trout

Almost as bad, it's techno.

I'd guess (without clicking on it) -- worse!

52 Sharmuta  7/25/08 4:23:01 pm reply quote 0

re: #49 CyanSnowHawk

No- there was a little red-headed smurf girl towards the end of their run.

53 sundaydriver  7/25/08 4:23:24 pm reply quote 0

re: #36 Killgore Trout

sorry; Olmert's work on new settlements on the west-bank ('Maskiyot'). I might have been to quick posting my earlier question. The same plan already had strong American criticism two years ago.

target="_blank">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/artic le/2008/07/24/AR2008072403463.html

54 Sharmuta  7/25/08 4:23:40 pm reply quote 0

re: #50 reine.de.tout

LOL- I really thought the avatars would help.

55 Nevergiveup  7/25/08 4:23:40 pm reply quote 0

re: #46 EC Marm

Conventional Wisdom:
Radon in the basement. Bad.
Beautiful granite countertops. Good.

Except for one thing. The granite gives off radiation and radon gas. Reporter has her counter tested:

Oops. I smell lawsuits.

We have granite counter tops. So does that mean I might as well smoke?

56 yochanan  7/25/08 4:23:47 pm reply quote 0

re: #50 reine.de.tout

you know, I have a pink crown in a pink sky over a round earth, and my name is reine, and people still confuse me for a dude.

What's a girl to do?

YOU SHOULD NOT ASK QUESTIONS IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF THE QUESTION.

57 CyanSnowHawk  7/25/08 4:23:54 pm reply quote 0

re: #52 Sharmuta

I quite watching after they jumped the shark.
/

58 Sharmuta  7/25/08 4:24:08 pm reply quote 0

re: #48 yochanan

No- I make you pay for the charms.

59 reine.de.tout  7/25/08 4:25:02 pm reply quote 0

re: #56 yochanan

YOU SHOULD NOT ASK QUESTIONS IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF THE QUESTION.

It's the answer I might not like.

Yochanan - why are you yelling at me?

60 jcm  7/25/08 4:25:08 pm reply quote 0

re: #46 EC Marm

Conventional Wisdom:
Radon in the basement. Bad.
Beautiful granite countertops. Good.

Except for one thing. The granite gives off radiation and radon gas. Reporter has her counter tested:

Oops. I smell lawsuits.

I smell BS, (saw the report early) levels very low on only a few samples. Entirely funded by two big artificial granite makers. Any nature stone will have measurable radioactivity the amount will depend on the source.

61 christheprofessor  7/25/08 4:25:23 pm reply quote 0

re: #55 Nevergiveup

We have granite counter tops. So does that mean I might as well smoke?

That means you burned the pot roast!

62 godfrey  7/25/08 4:25:36 pm reply quote 1

Haim Hadad Hadar playing "Reine de Musette", a French classic of musette.

63 christheprofessor  7/25/08 4:26:13 pm reply quote 0

Gotta let a buddy's Chesapeake Bay Retriever out (he and his wife are outta town)...

BBIAB

64 yochanan  7/25/08 4:26:21 pm reply quote 1

re: #59 reine.de.tout

who is yelling i am just hard of haring

65 sundaydriver  7/25/08 4:27:04 pm reply quote 0

re: #39 VegasRick

I think that Israel should abide by previous agreements and commitments that have been made, and aggressive settlement construction would seem to violate the spirit at least, if not the letter, of agreements that have been made previously.

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

66 Nevergiveup  7/25/08 4:27:21 pm reply quote 0

re: #64 yochanan

who is yelling i am just hard of haring

That's ok I can hardly sea.

67 reine.de.tout  7/25/08 4:27:44 pm reply quote 0

re: #64 yochanan

who is yelling i am just hard of haring

And hard of spelling, too, eh?

(just tryin' to yank yer chain a little bit . . . )

68 Pygmalienation  7/25/08 4:28:23 pm reply quote 3

Charles, your music features are great! You've also brought well deserved attention to some really fine music. Some of the classics (the jazz, etc--and especially the '70's vintage stuff) remind me of all the great vinyl from my HS days that I need to replace since an old girlfriend absconded with it a few years back... I can still remember wearing the grooves out of the Return to Forever, Stanley Clarke, Keith Jarrett, Chick Corea albums back then.

The music features are a nice respite from the heavy stuff going on in the World.
Again, Thanks.

69 yochanan  7/25/08 4:28:24 pm reply quote 0

re: #67 reine.de.tout

spelling marms will be shot at down esp during drinking threads.

70 yochanan  7/25/08 4:29:26 pm reply quote 0

if you yank a chain don't be surprised if you hear a flush.

71 Killgore Trout  7/25/08 4:30:12 pm reply quote 0

re: #53 sundaydriver
Obama: settlement expansion unhelpful

"As a general proposition, the Israelis sitting down with the Palestinians in Annapolis and in previous agreements have recognized that that these settlements are not helpful," Obama said, referring to the latest round of talks launched last November in Annapolis, Md. "I think its import for the Israel to abide their agreements regarding settlements" just as Palestinians must keep their promise to crack down on terrorism, he said. Obama said U.S. involvement was also critical.

He would not be drawn into an apology for spending a day in Israel this week while he only spent an hour on the West Bank, saying that he had met with Palestinians on a previous visit.

It's not really a flip flop. I don't know If Obama has ever supported the settlements in the West Bank.

72 reine.de.tout  7/25/08 4:30:19 pm reply quote 0

re: #69 yochanan

spelling marms will be shot at down esp during drinking threads.

OOPS. I need to go find a margarita . . . won't be making any dings because I'm sure I'll make a dadgum ding-dong ding down mistake or two before the night's over . . .

73 reine.de.tout  7/25/08 4:30:44 pm reply quote 0

re: #70 yochanan

You crack me up!

74 Sharmuta  7/25/08 4:31:42 pm reply quote 0

re: #71 Killgore Trout

Obama: settlement expansion unhelpful


It's not really a flip flop. I don't know If Obama has ever supported the settlements in the West Bank.

No- he said this issue was a "constant sore".

75 Killgore Trout  7/25/08 4:32:06 pm reply quote 1

An idea whose time has come.....
Catholic Groups Ask Pope to End Birth Control Ban


More than 50 dissident Catholic groups from around the world have written an open letter asking Pope Benedict XVI to lift the church's ban on birth control.

Taking a half-page ad in the Italian daily Corriere della Sera, the groups said Friday that the Church's ban on artificial birth control has had "catastrophic effects," particularly in the fight against AIDS.

76 Racer X  7/25/08 4:32:29 pm reply quote 0
77 yochanan  7/25/08 4:32:31 pm reply quote 0

i live in a very old apt still have a claw footed tube and old porcelain thrown

78 reine.de.tout  7/25/08 4:32:33 pm reply quote 0

anyone need a joke? I got an e-mail the other day, "How to Shower Like a Woman, How to Shower Like a Man". It was hilarious, but a little off-color. Should I post it or not?

79 saberry0530  7/25/08 4:32:39 pm reply quote 0

re: #47 christheprofessor

You'd have to ask Chuck Berry. Or perhaps Dingle Berry... ;)

You rang?

80 Killgore Trout  7/25/08 4:32:43 pm reply quote 0

re: #74 Sharmuta

Ah, that's right. Well it's one position he's sticking too.

81 WrathofG-d  7/25/08 4:33:25 pm reply quote 0

.....more human than human.........

82 saberry0530  7/25/08 4:33:46 pm reply quote 0

re: #78 reine.de.tout

Just got through watching that. Showed the spouse and she cracked up bigtime. Not off color at all. GO FOR IT>

83 jcm  7/25/08 4:33:51 pm reply quote 0

re: #77 yochanan

i live in a very old apt still have a claw footed tube and old porcelain thrown

How many channels on the tube?
How far away is the porcelain?

;-)

84 VegasRick  7/25/08 4:33:56 pm reply quote 0

re: #78 reine.de.tout

anyone need a joke? I got an e-mail the other day, "How to Shower Like a Woman, How to Shower Like a Man". It was hilarious, but a little off-color. Should I post it or not?

Of course!

85 yochanan  7/25/08 4:33:57 pm reply quote 0

re: #78 reine.de.tout

anyone need a joke? I got an e-mail the other day, "How to Shower Like a Woman, How to Shower Like a Man". It was hilarious, but a little off-color. Should I post it or not?


post away

86 jcm  7/25/08 4:34:32 pm reply quote 0

re: #78 reine.de.tout

anyone need a joke? I got an e-mail the other day, "How to Shower Like a Woman, How to Shower Like a Man". It was hilarious, but a little off-color. Should I post it or not?

Go for it's the FNDT!

87 EC Marm  7/25/08 4:34:37 pm reply quote 0

re: #60 jcm

I smell BS, (saw the report early) levels very low on only a few samples. Entirely funded by two big artificial granite makers. Any nature stone will have measurable radioactivity the amount will depend on the source.


Considering the granite can only be 10,000 years old at best... Opps.
Scratch that.
I think the thing to do is have a radon test performed. This case above was a reporter (non-biased, I hope) that had her own kitchen tested. That's three cartons of cigarettes a day. That's a shitload of burden on small lungs. Reject or accept, I have no dog in the fight.

88 nyc redneck  7/25/08 4:35:06 pm reply quote 1

re: #50 reine.de.tout

you know, I have a pink crown in a pink sky over a round earth, and my name is reine, and people still confuse me for a dude.

What's a girl to do?

try being a redneck.
like only guys can be rednecks.
lol

89 yochanan  7/25/08 4:35:18 pm reply quote 0

re: #83 jcm

it is b & w.

90 Nevergiveup  7/25/08 4:35:48 pm reply quote 0

re: #71 Killgore Trout

Obama: settlement expansion unhelpful


It's not really a flip flop. I don't know If Obama has ever supported the settlements in the West Bank.

I am sure that the Israeli's have never put into writing that the Settlements are unhelpful. That might have been the unofficial position of individual Israeli politicians, but not of the government. As to the construction of new buildings in Israeli towns and cities on the West Bank, Israel has always claimed the right to build for natural expansion ( building houses for the grown kids etc.)

91 VegasRick  7/25/08 4:36:17 pm reply quote 0

re: #89 yochanan

it is b & w.

Do you still get the Ed Sullivan Shoe?
/

92 bellamags  7/25/08 4:36:40 pm reply quote 0

Ok lizards. OT - by now you know the new dem headquarters is located next to my business, literally one foot away. One of my customers went in their office and handed them McCain stickers. They frickin gave her a seventy-five dollar fine for causing trouble! All she did was walk in and hand them stickers. It was not a police officer, it was some guy that was in their office. How can they do that?

93 jcm  7/25/08 4:36:47 pm reply quote 0

re: #87 EC Marm

Considering the granite can only be 10,000 years old at best... Opps.
Scratch that.
I think the thing to do is have a radon test performed. This case above was a reporter (non-biased, I hope) that had her own kitchen tested. That's three cartons of cigarettes a day. That's a shitload of burden on small lungs. Reject or accept, I have no dog in the fight.

I have an instinctive reaction to scare science by press release. It seldom turns out accurate.

94 yochanan  7/25/08 4:36:56 pm reply quote 1

misssspelings, tyop's and por word usage should be forgi'n on a FNDT

95 reine.de.tout  7/25/08 4:37:22 pm reply quote 6

re: #82 saberry0530

re: #84 VegasRick

re: #86 jcm

Okey-dokey, here it is:

How to Shower Like a Woman
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups!

4. Step into shower.

5. Lather up shampoo and massage into hair.

6. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red

7. Rinse out shampoo and apply conditioner.

8. Wash entire rest of body with ginger & jaffa cake body wash.

9. Rinse conditioner out of hair.

10. Shave armpits and legs.

11. Turn off shower.

12. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.

13. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

14. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.

15. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

16. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

17. Get dressed and hang up towel.

How To Shower Like a Man
1.Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

3. Look in the mirror, look at your wiener and scratch your butt.

4. Get in the shower.

5. Wash your face

6. Wash your armpits.

7.. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

8.. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.

9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

10. Wash your butt, leaving the hairs stuck on the soap.

11. Shampoo your hair.

12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

13. Pee.

14. Rinse off and get out of shower.

15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.

17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

19. Throw wet towel on bed.

If there is anyone who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something very wrong with you


Have a great day

96 Killgore Trout  7/25/08 4:37:24 pm reply quote 0

McCain panders to the Tibetan lobby....
Yahoo pic

The Dalai Lama talks with reporters during a news conference in Aspen, Colo. Friday, July 25, 2008 as Republican presidential candidate, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., right, and Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., listen.

Luckily two reporters showed up so it's plural.

97 yochanan  7/25/08 4:37:25 pm reply quote 0

re: #91 VegasRick

NO BUT I GET GET SMART

98 jcm  7/25/08 4:38:29 pm reply quote 1

re: #94 yochanan

misssspelings, tyop's and por word usage should be forgi'n on a FNDT

Forgi'n, sure, ridiculed, of course, and if it's a classic enshrined forever in LFG lore.

99 FrogMarch  7/25/08 4:38:42 pm reply quote 0
bludgeoned into political comas

*raises hand*

100 saberry0530  7/25/08 4:39:22 pm reply quote 1

re: #95 reine.de.tout
and here's the video

101 jcm  7/25/08 4:39:55 pm reply quote 0

re: #95 reine.de.tout

How dare you post such disgusting drivel!

ROFL!

102 EC Marm  7/25/08 4:40:31 pm reply quote 0

re: #55 Nevergiveup

We have granite counter tops. So does that mean I might as well smoke?


It means you might already be doing as much damage to your lungs as smoking three cartons a day. The combination of smoking and inhaling radon gas "potentiates" the damage. (A very bad combination sometimes quadruples risk.) All kidding aside, this could be a very serious problem for homeowners. Expect resale problems and radon inspections in kitchen area.

103 yochanan  7/25/08 4:40:40 pm reply quote 0

re: #95 reine.de.tout

misgandrist

but also true

104 reine.de.tout  7/25/08 4:41:11 pm reply quote 0

re: #100 saberry0530

and here's the video

I didn't get that with my e-mail! Thanks!

105 nyc redneck  7/25/08 4:41:44 pm reply quote 0

re: #92 bellamags

Ok lizards. OT - by now you know the new dem headquarters is located next to my business, literally one foot away. One of my customers went in their office and handed them McCain stickers. They frickin gave her a seventy-five dollar fine for causing trouble! All she did was walk in and hand them stickers. It was not a police officer, it was some guy that was in their office. How can they do that?

a 75 dollar fine for "causing trouble". lol
i hope your friend didn't give them any money.
is this a joke?

106 EC Marm  7/25/08 4:42:29 pm reply quote 0

re: #93 jcm

I have an instinctive reaction to scare science by press release. It seldom turns out accurate.


Please. Please. It was not a press release. Go back to my link and read the article. It was an independent reporter who had her own kitchen tested. She wanted to find out for herself whether it was BS. It wasn't.

107 Killgore Trout  7/25/08 4:42:30 pm reply quote 1

re: #90 Nevergiveup

I know it's a very touchy subject but I would prefer the Israelis decide which settlements they are going to keep, which they are going to abandon, and build the damn wall. The settlements really are a non-issue but I suspect they are just keeping some of them for future bargaining chips. There's no peace settlement to be had, they should just take unilateral action and secure their border.

108 ploome hineni  7/25/08 4:43:20 pm reply quote 0

re: #78 reine.de.tout

anyone need a joke? I got an e-mail the other day, "How to Shower Like a Woman, How to Shower Like a Man". It was hilarious, but a little off-color. Should I post it or not?

wait 'til I get dressed, then you can post it

:P

109 jcm  7/25/08 4:43:28 pm reply quote 0

re: #92 bellamags

Ok lizards. OT - by now you know the new dem headquarters is located next to my business, literally one foot away. One of my customers went in their office and handed them McCain stickers. They frickin gave her a seventy-five dollar fine for causing trouble! All she did was walk in and hand them stickers. It was not a police officer, it was some guy that was in their office. How can they do that?

How can anyone other that LE do that?

110 pat  7/25/08 4:43:58 pm reply quote 0

Ploome, ok. I bite

111 bellamags  7/25/08 4:44:07 pm reply quote 0

re: #105 nyc redneck

no joke. I asked her for a copy and she will provide it tomorrow. Her uncle is a big-wig republican and he has it right now.

112 OldLineTexan  7/25/08 4:44:37 pm reply quote 0

Where's Sharmuta? Charles is jammin with Smurfs right now

113 FrogMarch  7/25/08 4:44:40 pm reply quote 0

re: #95 reine.de.tout

LOL!

Look in the mirror, look at your wiener and scratch your butt.
(rotating title?)

114 bellamags  7/25/08 4:44:58 pm reply quote 0

re: #109 jcm

That is what I want to know. He was not uniformed and did not tell her he was an officer.

115 stevieray  7/25/08 4:45:49 pm reply quote 0

re: #92 bellamags

Ok lizards. OT - by now you know the new dem headquarters is located next to my business, literally one foot away. One of my customers went in their office and handed them McCain stickers. They frickin gave her a seventy-five dollar fine for causing trouble! All she did was walk in and hand them stickers. It was not a police officer, it was some guy that was in their office. How can they do that?

Pay 'em with Ron Paul dollars!

116 Nevergiveup  7/25/08 4:46:25 pm reply quote 0

re: #107 Killgore Trout

They kinda are doing that. But is is difficult and with no strong leadership at the top, it is even harder.

117 wrenchwench  7/25/08 4:46:31 pm reply quote 1
spelling marms will be shot at down

Rotating material.

Hi yo!

118 yochanan  7/25/08 4:47:01 pm reply quote 0

re: #117 wrenchwench

hello wench

119 reine.de.tout  7/25/08 4:47:03 pm reply quote 0

re: #110 pat

Ploome, ok. I bite

I think Ploome is still trying to peel the bikini off her ass from the other day.

120 nyc redneck  7/25/08 4:47:51 pm reply quote 0

re: #111 bellamags

no joke. I asked her for a copy and she will provide it tomorrow. Her uncle is a big-wig republican and he has it right now.

it sounds like they were trying to intimidate her.
i'm curious to know what happens.
what the "ticket' says.
they could be the ones in trouble. not your friend.