Wow, I was trying to tell Noam to wear a helmet.... and POOF....

here I is....

Mmmmm. A young, juicy new thread. I can't help but pounce...and feel soooo dirty.

I'll bet she was wearing a helmet.

_Noam

hello Lizards!

Morning all! Who wants to attend a nerd wedding?

It's black tie, but blasters are optional.

I love fetishes.

re: #4 lori lane

hello Lizards!

Awww is that a kittie avatar? (clicks on pick) AAAAUGH! There is no GOD!

re: #5 Wyatt Earp

Morning all! Who wants to attend a nerd wedding?

It's black tie, but blasters are optional.

Will they be serving Cheezy Poofs?

REPOST FROM previous thread:

Good Evening Lizards! It was ok in the Very Far Western Suburbs of Chicagoland this day.

I didn't hear anything about anything today.

How are you-all and how are the little hatchlings? Did they clean-up their shells, show a rudimentary understanding of the sarc tag, and make fresh coffee?

If your nose runs, and your feet smell...
You are upside-down.

Noam, I looked back at the PBR induced haze that is NOW. I cannot for the life of me....WAIT. I remember.... My Dad, the (ancient, long since retired) pediatrician..... made me sell my bicycle at age 10 because of all of the head injuries he saw at Milwaukee Children's Hospital that were caused by bicycles.

Now mind you, this is WAY before helmets were anything (ie. 1960's).

Noam, you really have to wear a helmet man....

We care about you.

re: #8 DesertSage

Morning DS! I think they probably are, since they spent all of their money on their costumes.

re: #11 WindHorse

Noam, I looked back at the PBR induced haze that is NOW. I cannot for the life of me....WAIT. I remember.... My Dad, the (ancient, long since retired) pediatrician..... made me sell my bicycle at age 10 because of all of the head injuries he saw at Milwaukee Children's Hospital that were caused by bicycles.

Now mind you, this is WAY before helmets were anything (ie. 1960's).

Noam, you really have to wear a helmet man....

We care about you.

A head injury could render you........a liberal.

re: #11 WindHorse

Do I have to go back to the last thread to hear how he's doin? Noam Sayin'?

re: #7 Hard Right

Awww is that a kittie avatar?AAAAUGH! There

meowwwwwwww

re: #11 WindHorse

Noam, you really have to wear a helmet man....

We care about you.

I agree! If he refuses to wear his helmet, I'll go over there and forcefully put it on him.

re: #14 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Hey FBV --how's CV?

re: #15 lori lane

meowwwwwwww

More like meoooribitt. No more pics from Chernobyl please.

re: #17 ggt

Hey FBV --how's CV?

Effing worried about Noam.

I once complimented a woman by telling her that she had good looking elbows. Yup, smooth.

Wow, old William seems to have know some saucy chicks...

...foot fetish?

www. Shakespeares_instep.com?

re: #19 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

What happened to Noam?

re: #18 Hard Right

I think she is cute! She's part lizard, you know.

re: #20 daledog

Did that work?

re: #22 ggt

What happened to Noam?

Nothing....yet.

Noam.... I realize you are back there somewheres (that's Minnesotan)
but here is a standing offer. You get yourself a helmet and send it to me, and I will get Cy or Rob (my buds) to airbrush up some cool rendering of Lucifer, or the Ex-winos... or whatever you want

(Ex-winos are Minneapolis, I think)

re: #25 Hard Right

What is going to happen?

re: #25 Hard Right

Does Noam have a wife? Kids? If so, he owes it to them to stay safe!

re: #27 ggt

What is going to happen?

With bad luck, a Gary Bussey type motorcycle accident.

re: #24 Wyatt Earp

She liked it. She giggled. I escaped without being called freak. I quickly changed the subject.

re: #30 daledog

Well played, sir!

re: #29 Hard Right

ah. Not a pretty thought.

Noam, dude, I'm not one to argue about helmets, but Gary Busey?

Ok, checked last thread. Noam is a brilliant LGF poster. But he rides a "scooter" (or something) without a helmet which makes him a future liberal. Brain Damage is certainly in his future.

Love ya Noam...wear a helmet!

Obama may really be in trouble.

I just heard a caller to the O'Reilly show suggest that the polls are wrong.

Okay. I'm wearing one of my helmets right now.

Time has come to pay your dues.

In the top ten of my theme song for my blog.

re: #20 daledog

I once complimented a woman by telling her that she had good looking elbows. Yup, smooth.

I hope she accepted it well.

There really are very few truly nice looking elbows.

/I've been complimented on my excellent blood pressure. Uh...thanks

Of course, now I can't hear a damn thing.

re: #35 Noam Sayin'

We need Mandy for that one.

re: #35 Noam Sayin'

Okay. I'm wearing one of my helmets right now.

We don't mean the latex ones....
/

re: #15 lori lane

Love your avatar!

WTH, "her foot speaks"?! I mean, c'mon Will - it's not like you were the John Madden of the day, selling the Tinactin of the day!
Geez, her foot speaks.

re: #41 MandyManners

Thank you! :)

And a ninja nearly sneaked up on me.

re: #38 Noam Sayin'

Of course, now I can't hear a damn thing.

WE'LL TYPE LOUDER

re: #41 MandyManners

Love your avatar!

I think it may be a sin against God myself.
;)

re: #39 ggt

We need Mandy for that one.

Hello?

re: #35 Noam Sayin'

"I bet she gives great helmet." Dark Helmet, Space Balls

re: #12 Wyatt Earp

Morning DS! I think they probably are, since they spent all of their money on their costumes.

Ok, I'll be there.

Hey you're a peace officer, you've probably seen some pretty gruesome traffic accidents in your day, right?
Can you help us out and kindly explain to Noam what happens to a persons skull when it hits asphalt at 40 MPH.

re: #47 MandyManners

Mandy! Glad you are here. What do you think about the Noam Helmet Issue?

re: #46 Hard Right

I think it may be a sin against God myself.
;)

Shaddup', Barry.

Noam....

oh wait....

NOAM! WE DON'T CARE IF YOU CAINT HEAR US....

NICE HELMETHIGDA/....

re: #35 Noam Sayin'

Prove it. Photobucket Time.

re: #50 ggt

Mandy! Glad you are here. What do you think about the Noam Helmet Issue?

Beats me.

re: #49 DesertSage

You die. And it's a mess. The coroner will clean you up with a shovel.

I've seen more than my share of cycle fatalities. They are never "clean." Always a mess.

re: #28 lori lane Hey - a belated welcome aboard LGF!
No, Noam doesn't have a wife or kids, but he's got US and he owes it to US to wear his damn helmet when he's riding his scooter!

re: #48 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

"I bet she gives great helmet." Dark Helmet, Space Balls

"No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive."

For crying out loud. I highjacked two threads at one time.

Sorry, Charles.

brb that fucking feline

re: #51 MandyManners

Shaddup', Barry.

Him too.

re: #52 WindHorse

YOU LOOK JUST LIKE JACK NICHOLSON IN "EASY RIDER"....

(oh wait.... you are probably too young to understand...)

:)

re: #57 Hard Right

"No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive."

"It repulses me; but I can't look away."

re: #56 realwest

Thanks for the welcome, realwest! You're right. Lizards have to look out for each other!

re: #62 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

"It repulses me; but I can't look away."

"Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big!"

Noam, take note of that quote. Women like BIG helmets.

re: #58 Noam Sayin'

For crying out loud. I highjacked two threads at one time.

Sorry, Charles.

Yeah.....but you're still with us :')
Thanks to the helmet!

/…and the Child took wing out of Holy Ramadi. Aloft not on his own bloated bird, but upon a leaner and more agile rapier. The Child spirited to Amman aboard the noble Osprey whist his gleaming refurb 757 sat idled and alone at BIAP.

Upon lighting in the sacred lands of King Abdullah, the Child allowed himself to be photographed as he departed, regal and metro, totally ignoring saluting crewmen, continuing his journey of destiny.

PIC

LINK

re: #33 Fat Bastard Vegetarian Hey "Noam is a brilliant LGF poster." Listen, I love the guy - in a manly kind of way - but let's not get carried away here, shall we?!
;')

re: #67 realwest

Hey "Noam is a brilliant LGF poster." Listen, I love the guy - in a manly kind of way - but let's not get carried away here, shall we?!
;')

The same way Andersen Cooper loves Obama?
/

Ha! He's about 22 lbs. but, he's quick.

I'm quicker.

re: #4 lori lane

Your avatar is extra supercool.

re: #68 Hard Right

When Noam posts, I get a chill up my leg. It's either Noam or I have fleas.

Oh, saw "Stepbrothers" today.

I found it oddly hysterical! Don't know why, but I laughed my ass off all the way through it.

Some of you will find it amazingly stupid. So did I.

Laughed my ass all the way through it though. John C. Reilly (an absolutely great acting treasure) and Will Ferrell (a brave idiot) have a great chemistry.

re: #70 UncleSam

Your avatar is extra supercool.

Thx, Uncle Sam! SOME people like it. [cough cough]

I'm rarely ever traveling at 40 mph. If I'm on a ride that will likely take me to 40 and above, I'll put the helmet on. But if I'm just running down to the grocery store, to pick up more rum, I'll likely not wear a helmet. If I'm just out for a little cruise on Minnehaha Creek Parkway, I probably won't wear a helmet.

re: #71 Wyatt Earp

When Noam posts, I get a chill up my leg. It's either Noam or I have fleas.

It not my fleas. They're too well trained. They know better than to go jumping onto strangers.

KING HENRY V
O Kate, nice customs curtsy to great kings. Dear
Kate, you and I cannot be confined within the weak
list of a country's fashion: we are the makers of
manners, Kate; and the liberty that follows our
places stops the mouth of all find-faults; as I will
do yours, for upholding the nice fashion of your
country in denying me a kiss: therefore, patiently
and yielding.
Kissing her

You have witchcraft in your lips, Kate: there is
more eloquence in a sugar touch of them than in the
tongues of the French council; and they should
sooner persuade Harry of England than a general
petition of monarchs. Here comes your father.

re: #75 Hard Right

Must be that flea circus training.

DesertSage

I rode most of the day. A few too many Patrons, but feeling good about the ride. Two days in a roll here, I love the open threads. The evenings in the past were always so easy going. I remember some of the old people, like Bubble Girl. A lot of others gone, not forgotten.

re: #74 Noam Sayin'

I'm rarely ever traveling at 40 mph. If I'm on a ride that will likely take me to 40 and above, I'll put the helmet on. But if I'm just running down to the grocery store, to pick up more rum, I'll likely not wear a helmet. If I'm just out for a little cruise on Minnehaha Creek Parkway, I probably won't wear a helmet.

Our future babies are crying!

re: #77 Wyatt Earp

Must be that flea circus training.

Nope. Hatched and raised them myself. You can call me the "Flea Whisperer".

Who is this Shakespeare fellow?

re: #74 Noam Sayin'
"Minnehaha Creek Parkway"? WTH, you're going riding without a helmet on a highway? Or down to the local store to get MORE rum and you ain't gonna wear a helmet?
Have you seen photos of Gary Busey post accident?

re: #71 Wyatt Earp

When Noam posts, I get a chill up my leg. It's either Noam or I have fleas.

I'm gonna' stomp your ass pretty soon if you don't change your ways.

"Funny, she doesn't look Druish."

Gravel and motorcycles are so much fun.

Levis, t-shirts and skin just don't hold up against asphalt and gravel.

I can still see the jagged eges of the old rusty culvert that nearly impaled me.

Yes, it was messy, and it was under ten mph.

I heard realwest doesn't always floss!

/trying to take some heat off of Noam.

re: #83 MandyManners

I'm gonna' stomp your ass pretty soon if you don't change your ways.

That lucky b*stard!
/

re: #79 MandyManners

If I, or most others step out of line...whack!

Noam is reckless and he gets promised babies?

/ I'm doing it wrong...

re: #83 MandyManners

Please don't. I've had enough people stomping on me - or parts of me - today.

re: #81 Mich-again

Who is this Shakespeare fellow?

That is the question!

Bright fellow, might catch on.

re: #78 tommoon
Hey there tom! Wow, two nights in a row - thanks!
How are ya doing tonight? Bet you miss ole Gordon, doncha?!

re: #86 Silhouette

I heard realwest doesn't always floss!

/trying to take some heat off of Noam.

I have images of Quaide's character in King Pin flossing.

re: #74 Noam Sayin'

Please- wear a helmut. Even whipping out on a bicycle can cause head trauma.

re: #74 Noam Sayin'

Dude, I knew a guy who lived across the hall from me (in an apartment building) in Galveston (Texas, that is) who would ride, on his motorcycle, five blocks down to the Seawall every afternoon for a smoke. About a block and a half from my apartment building, there was a traffic light.

One day, my friend proceeded through the stoplight (it was green as the story goes) and was hit broadside by a car running the light.

I remember (clearly) the sounds of the sirens but not realizing it until about a day later that it was Brian.

I hate to sound like a real bitchy MF, but you really need to wear your helmet.

re: #93 Sharmuta

Just don't wear a Helmut Kohl. Heh.

re: #86 Silhouette What?
Who'd you hear that from? (also easing up on the heat on Noam).

Her foot speaks, WS is telling us to walk away from the liberal whackpacks

re: #74 Noam Sayin'

Oh hell Noam you ride the Autobahn like Minnehaha creek parkway it's a miracle you are still with us:)

re: #93 Sharmuta

Please- wear a helmut. Even whipping out on a bicycle can cause head trauma.

I had a nasty wipeout years ago on a 10 speed. The only thing that saved me was that my backpack flew up and my head hit that instead of the ground. It still gave me concussion. I wasn't doing even 15mph.

WEAR A HELMET AT ALL TIMES NOAM!

I wonder what the stats are on motorcycle riders who die in accidents while wearing a helmet. It's not exactly a roll cage, for crying out loud.

The worst motorcycle death I saw was on what we call Spaghetti Junction in Minneaolis, a confluence of I94 and I35W. I didn't see it happen. I was out riding my bicycle near the Metrodome and happened upon a street whre a bunch of people were standing by a fence looking down on the freeway. There, down the the onramp, face-down and lifeless was a helmeted, former motorcycle driver roughly 30-40' from his burning crotch-rocket. I was thinking about buying a motorcycle that summer, and reconsidered just from the sight of that accident.

re: #15 lori lane

meowwwwwwww

Where do I get glasses like those?

alright.... I will cease and desist. Noam, we like you.

re: #100 Noam Sayin'

It's not exactly a roll cage, for crying out loud.

Brain bucket?

re: #100 Noam Sayin'

I wonder what the stats are on motorcycle riders who die in accidents while wearing a helmet. It's not exactly a roll cage, for crying out loud.

The worst motorcycle death I saw was on what we call Spaghetti Junction in Minneaolis, a confluence of I94 and I35W. I didn't see it happen. I was out riding my bicycle near the Metrodome and happened upon a street whre a bunch of people were standing by a fence looking down on the freeway. There, down the the onramp, face-down and lifeless was a helmeted, former motorcycle driver roughly 30-40' from his burning crotch-rocket. I was thinking about buying a motorcycle that summer, and reconsidered just from the sight of that accident.

Crotch rocket riders have a higher death rate than non CR riders. In fact, the more horsepower the bike, the higher the death rate. You can verify that one.

Realwest,

Had a few at the FRA, Fleet Reserve Association, mostly Navy guys. Still great guys. Hea Gordon. You suppose he found another name, adjusted and is still with us. He could be anyone?

re: #101 victor_yugo

*stares blankly* ?

re: #34 Syrah

Obama may really be in trouble.

I just heard a caller to the O'Reilly show suggest that the polls are wrong.

Oh G-d, we can only hope. What did this caller have to say?

"What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?"

(Dude... I forgot.... Brian was NOT wearing a brain bucket....)

Mich, you reminded me... Thanks.

[I am done]

re: #95 Wyatt Earp

Ah- indeed. It is late, and my eyes and brain are tired.

re: #100 Noam Sayin'
"It's not exactly a roll cage, for crying out loud." This is true - riding a scooter or motorcycle is dangerous just cause of all the other motorists in cars who usually can't see you - to them, their car roofs and sides are roll cages.
But I ain't gonna bust your chops anymore about the fucking helmet - wear it, don't wear it, hell it's your life, live it the way you want to.

re: #100 Noam Sayin'

I saw a motorcycle accident victim with a limb torn of once....quite a mess. No he didn't survive

re: #90 lifeofthemind

That is the question!

Bright fellow, might catch on.

Reminds me of Red Buttons...

St. Francis whose own father called him a sissy...Never got a dinner."

re: #82 realwest

Maximum speed on the parkway, and the Mississippi River roads too, for that matter, is 25 mph. I frequently have to give a car a beep to get them up to 25 so I can enjoy the ride. Some of these areas are so full of traffic that I'm only doing 15. I could jump off my scoot and run away from trouble at that speed.

re: #110 Sharmuta

Not a problem. I'm a cop, but I'm not the grammar police.

re: #100 Noam Sayin'

We all had motorcycles as kids. Its out of my system. I've lost 4 friends in motorcycle accidents. No motorbike for me.

(In white knuckle SoCal)

re: #105 tommoon

He is Mandy!

re: #72 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

"Will Ferrell (a brave idiot)" pretty well sums him up.

re: #105 tommoon Gordon, adjusted ? Who are you and what have you done with my friend tommoon?!

re: #106 lori lane

*stares blankly* ?

The avatar, dear.

re: #118 victor_yugo

"Will Ferrell (a brave idiot)" pretty well sums him up.

Precisely why I said it.

re: #114 Noam Sayin'

Maximum speed on the parkway, and the Mississippi River roads too, for that matter, is 25 mph. I frequently have to give a car a beep to get them up to 25 so I can enjoy the ride. Some of these areas are so full of traffic that I'm only doing 15. I could jump off my scoot and run away from trouble at that speed.

Doen't take much to die from head trauma when not wearing a helmet. Hell, we've had two guys here in the valley die from being punched out. They struck their head when they fell and that all she wrote. Zero MPH.

re: #114 Noam Sayin'

HEY! Quit trying to justify this. My friend- you need to wear a helmet!

Or so help me and half the Lizard Army- if you crash and die of head trauma- we'll kill you.

I have heard that doctors call the crotch rockets "donor-cycles"

re: #120 victor_yugo

I know you were talking about the avatar. But I don't see the glasses. :-) and it's late. :-( *yawn*

re: #124 Tarkus289

I have heard that doctors call the crotch rockets "donor-cycles"

I posted something like that in another thread. EMTs I've talked to call guys that don't wear helmets organ donors.

re: #123 Sharmuta

HEY! Quit trying to justify this. My friend- you need to wear a helmet!

Or so help me and half the Lizard Army- if you crash and die of head trauma- we'll kill you.

Or at least give your password to a trusted friend so they can let us know that you have entered the coma/dirt nap.

I like driving ATV's but have never wanted a motorcycle. Not around here.

Have a great night every body

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