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Sat, Jul 26, 2008 at 11:51:36 am PDT

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1 faraway  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 11:52:26am

tell me more

2 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 11:52:49am

Must be stealthed because I cant see it

3 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 11:53:23am

OK, now I can

4 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 11:54:35am

What's that thing sticking out of its mouth?

5 Syrah  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 11:54:49am

Pelicans and pterodactyls.

If you have ever seen squadron of Pelicans fly, you have probably seen what pterodactyls looked like when they flew, just sans feathers.

6 debutaunt  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 11:55:19am

re: #4 MandyManners

What's that thing sticking out of its mouth?

Waterhose?

7 Racer X  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 11:55:34am
8 cookielady  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 11:56:15am

Yes, this mighty creature is obviously a pre-historic unevolved form of the camel.

See, it's spitting!

(I crack myself up.)

9 BignJames  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 11:56:39am

re: #4 MandyManners

A stream of water.

10 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 11:58:39am

re: #6 debutaunt

Waterhose?

But, why?

11 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 11:58:54am

re: #9 BignJames

A stream of water.

But, why?

12 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 11:59:20am

re: #4 MandyManners

he evolved a water cannon coming out of his mouth to spritz his prey.
(early ancestor of squirtel)

13 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:00:08pm

re: #7 Racer X

Video: Awesome Animatronic Dinosaur

Its a suit. Saw a special where they made them. There is a guy inside with a set of controls to operate the head and forelimbs. The also made a 2 person deal for a triceratops.

14 BignJames  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:00:20pm

re: #11 MandyManners

Some kind of fountain?

15 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:01:10pm

re: #7 Racer X

Video: Awesome Animatronic Dinosaur

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! SEE? THEY DO WALK WITH PEOPLE!

/

16 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:01:31pm

re: #13 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

"The also made a 2 person deal for a triceratops."

And the jokester in the front eat beans earlier in the day......

17 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:02:30pm

re: #7 Racer X

Wow! That's cool!

18 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:03:05pm

re: #12 Boondock St. Bender

he evolved a water cannon coming out of his mouth to spritz his prey.
(early ancestor of squirtel)

What's a squirtel?

19 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:03:44pm

re: #14 BignJames

Some kind of fountain?

Like this?

20 IslandLibertarian  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:03:58pm

This is just more proof that dinosaurs existed during the "Iron Age".

And on the seventh day, God went to the beach.
And now, so shall I.

Power to the Correct People!
(They know Obamassiah is a tool.)

21 Killian Bundy  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:04:51pm

Steve Jobs Doesn't Have Cancer, Calls NYT Columnist a "Slime Bucket"

On Thursday afternoon, several hours after I’d gotten my final “Steve’s health is a private matter” — and much to my amazement — Mr. Jobs called me. “This is Steve Jobs,” he began. “You think I’m an arrogant [expletive] who thinks he’s above the law, and I think you’re a slime bucket who gets most of his facts wrong.” After that rather arresting opening, he went on to say that he would give me some details about his recent health problems, but only if I would agree to keep them off the record. I tried to argue him out of it, but he said he wouldn’t talk if I insisted on an on-the-record conversation. So I agreed.

Because the conversation was off the record, I cannot disclose what Mr. Jobs told me. Suffice it to say that I didn’t hear anything that contradicted the reporting that John Markoff and I did this week. While his health problems amounted to a good deal more than “a common bug,” they weren’t life-threatening and he doesn’t have a recurrence of cancer. After he hung up the phone, it occurred to me that I had just been handed, by Mr. Jobs himself, the very information he was refusing to share with the shareholders who have entrusted him with their money.

/well, that ought to be worth $5-10 in this stock price next week

22 cookielady  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:04:56pm

re: #18 MandyManners

Pokemon, Squirtel. A turtle-like creature which shoots violent streams of water at opponents so you can win badges from gym-leaders.

(my girls used to be Pokemon maniacs)

23 Kulhwch  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:05:20pm

re: #13 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Its a suit. Saw a special where they made them. There is a guy inside with a set of controls to operate the head and forelimbs. The also made a 2 person deal for a triceratops.

Man, I want to wear one and wander around the ICR Museum parking lot ...

}:) &nbps;   [Maybe I can rent one?]

24 newsjunkie_ky  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:05:50pm

re: #7 Racer X

Video: Awesome Animatronic Dinosaur

That is awesome.

25 BignJames  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:05:58pm

re: #19 MandyManners

uhhhh...yeah...and....no

26 Sharmuta  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:06:14pm

It's a dragon!

27 Sharmuta  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:06:30pm

KalvinB told me so.

28 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:06:50pm

re: #18 MandyManners

I guess the kid is too young to have caught the poke'mon craze.(my boys are a little older)squirtel is a turtle-like creature who's combat style is to shoot high pressure jets of water out of its mouth.he's a character in the game poke'mon.
it's a card game for kids.

29 vapig  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:06:59pm

Dang! I was hoping this was some new missile.

30 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:07:58pm

re: #26 Sharmuta

It's a dragon!

Thats no dragon. Its a space station.

31 Kulhwch  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:08:26pm

re: #27 Sharmuta

KalvinB told me so.

}:O     [LOL ... Okay, I just hosed the laptop ... ]

32 Racer X  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:08:31pm

re: #13 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Its a suit. Saw a special where they made them. There is a guy inside with a set of controls to operate the head and forelimbs. The also made a 2 person deal for a triceratops.

You're ruining it!

33 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:09:01pm

re: #22 cookielady

Lets make this the poke'mon thread!(Runs and ducks)

34 Kulhwch  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:09:40pm

re: #30 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Thats no dragon. Its a space station.

No, it's too big to be a space station, it must be a moon.

}:)     [I've got a bad feeling about this ... ]

35 wrenchwench  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:09:42pm

re: #15 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! SEE? THEY DO WALK WITH PEOPLE!

/

You can walk with dinosaurs too!

36 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:09:44pm

re: #33 Boondock St. Bender

Lets make this the poke'mon thread!(Runs and ducks)

Ok Mon!

/poke poke poke

37 opnion  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:10:05pm

Lizards, this has been fun. I am always in for Barry bashing.
Let's stop him at the polls.
I hope to catch up later.

38 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:11:01pm

re: #22 cookielady

Pokemon, Squirtel. A turtle-like creature which shoots violent streams of water at opponents so you can win badges from gym-leaders.

(my girls used to be Pokemon maniacs)

Pokemon? I hope it's not a boy thing 'cause they disturb me for some reason.

39 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:11:41pm

re: #25 BignJames

uhhhh...yeah...and....no

*giggle*

40 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:12:28pm

re: #28 Boondock St. Bender

I guess the kid is too young to have caught the poke'mon craze.(my boys are a little older)squirtel is a turtle-like creature who's combat style is to shoot high pressure jets of water out of its mouth.he's a character in the game poke'mon.
it's a card game for kids.

It's one thing that I hope The Kid doesn't get into. He's big into squirting things already.

41 winston06  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:12:51pm

Charles likes this statue

42 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:14:32pm

I was able to bypass Pokemon with my kids by getting them hooked on Warhammer early.

43 Capitalist Tool  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:14:57pm

re: #19 MandyManners

Like this?

One of the 20 or so illegal aliens in the house down the street has a decal- likeness of that "fountain" in his pickup's rear window above the word "Ford".

44 debutaunt  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:15:00pm

re: #10 MandyManners

But, why?

Because it can. It's a water-spittin'-dinosaur.

45 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:15:16pm

re: #38 MandyManners

this is squirtle

46 BignJames  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:16:30pm
47 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:17:48pm

re: #44 debutaunt

Because it can. It's a water-spittin'-dinosaur.

It's drowns it prey, they consumes them.

48 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:17:56pm

re: #46 BignJames

Stan declares war on olympics

I took it for granted they already had.

49 debutaunt  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:18:33pm

re: #32 Racer X

You're ruining it!

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

50 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:19:19pm

re: #43 Capitalist Tool

One of the 20 or so illegal aliens in the house down the street has a decal- likeness of that "fountain" in his pickup's rear window above the word "Ford".

I've never understood the need to sport those stickers.

51 Capitalist Tool  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:19:29pm

re: #46 BignJames

Stan declares war on olympics

Does that rule out the Taliban Kite- flying Team exhibition?
/

52 BignJames  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:19:47pm

re: #48 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I don't think the Chinese will fool around with these creeps.

53 nyc redneck  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:19:57pm

re: #7 Racer X

Video: Awesome Animatronic Dinosaur

absolutely incredible.
most of those kids seemed to have a natural instinct to fear it.
i guess small furry and cuddly is obviously less threatening that big scaly and toothy.

54 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:20:02pm

re: #44 debutaunt

Because it can. It's a water-spittin'-dinosaur.

I bet a real one would spew something venomous and nasty.

55 Jetpilot1101  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:20:27pm

Charles, is this a statue in your front yard?

56 Capitalist Tool  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:20:46pm

re: #50 MandyManners

I've never understood the need to sport those stickers.

Yet another manifestation of "need to prove manhood"?

57 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:20:56pm

re: #51 Capitalist Tool

Does that rule out the Taliban Kite- flying Team exhibition?
/

I think they'll compete in target shooting.
After all they real good at short range and motionless targets.
/

58 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:20:57pm

re: #45 Boondock St. Bender

this is squirtle
[Link: www.youtube.com...]

What's up with the sirens playing in the background? That's creepy.

59 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:20:59pm

re: #48 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Not smart,the chinese are not so nice as we are to terrorists.no chinese gitmo for them....maybe one of those plasticised people displays....

60 Bobibutu  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:21:07pm

Penn & Teller Expose What's Behind Climate and Enviro Hysteria

freedomplow posted this in Most Recent and videos about 55 mins ago ...

A must see for P&T fans - time well spent for others.

61 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:21:16pm

re: #46 BignJames

Stan declares war on olympics

China will crush them.

62 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:22:14pm

re: #56 Capitalist Tool

Yet another manifestation of "need to prove manhood"?

Or, mark territory?

Oh, same thing.

63 Jetpilot1101  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:22:17pm

re: #61 MandyManners

China will crush reeducate them.


Fixed

64 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:22:36pm

re: #50 MandyManners

I've never understood the need to sport those stickers.



I don't need no stinkin' sticker!

65 nyc redneck  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:22:48pm

re: #61 MandyManners

China will crush them.

especially now, there will be no tolerance.

66 debutaunt  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:23:36pm

re: #60 Bobibutu

Penn & Teller Expose What's Behind Climate and Enviro Hysteria

freedomplow posted this in Most Recent and videos about 55 mins ago ...

A must see for P&T fans - time well spent for others.

Link for dummies?

67 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:24:34pm

re: #54 MandyManners

That would be a koz-asaur

68 dentate  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:24:39pm

Remove either the Dimetrodon or the Dinosaur tag, you can't have both. Dimetrodon was an apex predator, but not a dinosaur. It was a synapsid, a mammal-like reptile from the Permian period, long before dinosaurs evolved. Mammal-like reptiles were around and in fact predominated before the huge Permian extinction, the greatest in Earth's history; true mammals showed up in the Triassic but only after the KT extinction did they explode into the varieties we know and that gave rise to us.

Dimetrodon is thus a reminder of what might have been, had these serendipitous catastrophes not occurred, as well as of the fact that there is no steplike ladder of steady progress in evolution, the pattern of which is greatly affected by random events.

69 Sharmuta  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:25:42pm

re: #31 Kulhwch

}:O     [LOL ... Okay, I just hosed the laptop ... ]

I'm sorry! But clearly- it's a fire water breathing dragon. It's proof, I tells ya.

70 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:26:08pm

re: #60 Bobibutu

can u link it?

71 Capitalist Tool  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:26:23pm

re: #53 nyc redneck

absolutely incredible.
most of those kids seemed to have a natural instinct to fear it.
i guess small furry and cuddly is obviously less threatening that big scaly and toothy.

If, as "some" suggest, mankind really extends back into the far realms of time, and we really had to deal with those big-tooth debbils, just how furtive and tough would we have had to be?
Could ancient survival skills from those times explain my penchant for dark, dark cave- like bars on a hot 100+ afternoon (which are also lappy- friendly Hotspots), like this one?

72 Kulhwch  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:26:46pm

re: #42 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I was able to bypass Pokemon with my kids by getting them hooked on Warhammer early.

Same here with Magic The Gathering.

}:)     [Couldn't avoid Barney, though ... ]

73 Bobibutu  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:27:34pm

re: #66 debutaunt

Link for dummies?

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Looks like Charles picked up on it.

74 Kulhwch  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:31:20pm

re: #69 Sharmuta

And you know I believe you.

}:)     [S'okay, didn't do any damage ... heh ... ]

75 bill-tb  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:47:03pm

Isn't that an oil-a-saurus?

76 big L  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:53:55pm

43-IT is a take off of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes the cartoon strip from 90's. It shows calvin urination on the Ford logo or the chevy logo, depending what the owner is driving...

77 debutaunt  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:18:11pm

re: #73 Bobibutu

[Link: newsbusters.org...]

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Looks like Charles picked up on it.

As I asked, I could see the next thread!

78 Colonel Panik  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 12:07:16am

Brother, can you spare a dimetrodon?

79 Lawrence Schmerel  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 5:30:56am

This proves nothing!


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