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Penn and Teller Take on Creationism

Sat, Jul 26, 2008 at 12:23:56 pm PDT

It’s our favorite libertarian-ish anti-idiotarian magicians, with a whole episode of Bullsh*t! devoted to ... yes ... creationism and its repackaged descendant, “intelligent design.” (Screams and pandemonium ensue.)

Featuring footage from the Creation Museum, and interviews with some people whose names are often invoked during the LGF Evolution Wars, including Duane Gish of the Institute for Creation Research.

The 3-part show carries a mild language warning; if you’ve ever seen Penn and Teller, you know what to expect.

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1 zombie  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:25:25pm

Penn & Teller are formidable opponents! Mockery is the cruelest weapon!

2 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:27:52pm

I love these guys. Watching now....

3 Sharmuta  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:28:07pm

Just the first minute of the first video is it in a nutshell. That thwack made me laugh.

4 debutaunt  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:29:18pm

No magic tricks in church.

5 Jonas Parker  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:30:21pm

I always check with a couple of Las Vegas illusionists if I have any scientific or theological questions...

[/sarc]

6 zombie  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:31:39pm

One of my great regrets is that I was once contacted by the producers of Bullshit! who asked to use my photos and videos in one of their episodes -- and I was rather rude to them, as I had never heard of the show and thought (from its name) that it was either small-time or some kind of scam. They ended up not using my stuff.

I'm still kicking myself over that one. I'm so disconnected from mainstream culture, I never watch TV and had not a clue that it was a real show.

7 Jimmy the Notable  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:32:29pm

They're okay sometimes, other times I think they just do things to push people's buttons.

8 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:32:37pm

I was really offended by the B*llsh*t segment on the Bible.

But I was laughing too hard to complain.

9 debutaunt  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:32:43pm

We just made it up.

10 zombie  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:32:45pm

re: #5 Jonas Parker

I always check with a couple of Las Vegas illusionists if I have any scientific or theological questions...

[/sarc]

And I always check with my preacher whenever I have questions about biology or the scientific method...

11 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:33:29pm

re: #6 zombie

That's a bummer. Live and learn.

12 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:33:38pm

re: #7 Jimmy the Notable

They're okay sometimes, other times I think they just do things to push people's buttons.

That's all they do is push peoples buttons......

13 Capitalist Tool  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:34:35pm

This tired old thing again?

14 Jonas Parker  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:34:55pm

re: #10 zombie

And I always check with my preacher whenever I have questions about biology or the scientific method...

You do? In questions on science I usually check with my son, a PhD and college prof myself...

15 Capitalist Tool  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:36:23pm

re: #6 zombie

... I'm so disconnected from mainstream culture, I never watch TV and had not a clue that it was a real show.


That makes 2 of us- or 3 or 4, depending on how many he and shes you really are.
/subterfuge

16 Sharmuta  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:38:11pm

Wow- it's stunning to see the number of people who just don't get the Establishment Clause. In light of islamic theocracies, I think the First Amendment is the most brilliant thing our Founders gave us, and to see it thought so little of is just sad.

17 MacGregor  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:39:03pm

I found this after viewing a penn & teller AGW video and added it to spin off links. Refreshed the page and here it is! - Great perspective from these guys as usual.

18 Bobibutu  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:39:34pm

re: #4 debutaunt

No magic tricks in church.

Now - that, was very, very funny!

19 Mike in Georgia  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:40:08pm

oh good grief, my hometown

20 Bobibutu  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:41:29pm

re: #15 Capitalist Tool

That makes 2 of us- or 3 or 4, depending on how many he and shes you really are.
/subterfuge

TV? Haven't owned one since the 60s.

Count me in.

21 jaunte  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:43:55pm

Eugenie Scott made an important point about the theology of Biblical inerrancy being misapplied to science, and the confusing arguments that result.

22 Crimsonfisted  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:44:41pm

re: #6 zombie

One of my great regrets is that I was once contacted by the producers of Bullshit! who asked to use my photos and videos in one of their episodes -- and I was rather rude to them, as I had never heard of the show and thought (from its name) that it was either small-time or some kind of scam. They ended up not using my stuff.

I'm still kicking myself over that one. I'm so disconnected from mainstream culture, I never watch TV and had not a clue that it was a real show.

Oh no! Oh well, I am sure they read LGF and will see your comment and contact you again. I am sure!

23 Sharmuta  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:45:02pm

I don't think these parents realize that what they are in essence saying is they are not capable of teaching their faith to their children themselves and need the schools to do it for them. I refuse to hand that responsibility over to the government. And I likewise refuse to allow the interest groups pushing this to get their hands on any child of mine. I feel sorry for these parents- they have no idea they're being duped. They just lap it up and spit it back out, doing the DI & ICR's dirty work for them.

24 mbruce  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:45:10pm

Their show on recycling is also chock-full of moonbat-battling goodness.

25 Iron Fist  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:45:11pm

re: #4 debutaunt,

Wanna see me make this pencil dissappear?

[/Joker]

26 Crimsonfisted  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:46:35pm

re: #24 mbruce

Their show on recycling is also chock-full of moonbat-battling goodness.

That one was great! I turned them off though, with the anti Mother Teresa stuff. So I have missed a lot.

27 lifeofthemind  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:52:07pm

risus iuguolo - laughter kills

28 Sharmuta  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:52:50pm

Clearly Penn & Teller and anti-idiotarians. Wonder if they've stumbled onto LGF.

29 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:54:05pm

re: #24 mbruce

Their show on recycling is also chock-full of moonbat-battling goodness.

I loved the bottle water bit. Fancy bottle water, fancy restaurant, water waiter, Teller's out back filling them all from a garden hose.

30 debutaunt  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:57:07pm

re: #25 Iron Fist

,

Wanna see me make this pencil dissappear?

[/Joker]

Sounds painful.

31 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:57:17pm

Here's one for B*llsh*t segment....

Want to calculate a carbon footprint?

The calculators compute the amount of carbon produced each year -- your so-called "carbon footprint" -- and tell you how much money to give to compensate for it. With a few clicks of the mouse, anyone can achieve the ultimate state of environmental perfection: carbon neutrality.

That is, if you can believe the calculator you're using.

A recent University of Washington study found that when the same values were used with 10 different online calculators, the results varied greatly. In one category, the bottom line for a typical American homeowner varied by more than 32,800 pounds of carbon produced per year.

32 Sharmuta  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:59:28pm

re: #29 jcm

I loved the one on dihydrogen monoxide.

33 rlevitin  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 12:59:53pm

re: #6 zombie

One of my great regrets is that I was once contacted by the producers of Bullshit! who asked to use my photos and videos in one of their episodes -- and I was rather rude to them, as I had never heard of the show and thought (from its name) that it was either small-time or some kind of scam. They ended up not using my stuff.

I'm still kicking myself over that one. I'm so disconnected from mainstream culture, I never watch TV and had not a clue that it was a real show.

Do you know which topic they wanted to use your stuff for?

34 Irish Rose  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:01:53pm

Brilliant!
Thank you, Penn and Teller!

35 looking closely  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:02:04pm

It seems that those who are in the professional business of fooling people (ie illusionists and stage magicians) also make the best debunkers of mystical bulls@#$.

The tradition goes back to Harry Houdini (aka Eric Weiss, curiously his father was a Rabbi) who used to debunk Spiritualists, through the amazing Randi (debunker of Uri Geller, among others, and maintainer of the $1,000,000 challenge) and more recently Penn and Teller.

36 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:05:46pm

re: #6 zombie

if anything like that happens again,just let us know.we'll help clue you in.(gotta protect our favorite undead!)

37 FrogMarch  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:05:49pm

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said... "Darwin Loves you"

38 itellu3times  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:06:57pm

busy watching, ...

Earth going around the sun another theory, good.

39 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:08:09pm

re: #32 Sharmuta

I loved the one on dihydrogen monoxide.

Running around a moonbat festival gathering signatures!

40 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:08:45pm

re: #39 jcm

ban water!

41 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:09:23pm

re: #40 Boondock St. Bender

ban water!

I never drink water, do you know what fish do in water?

42 Bobibutu  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:09:44pm

Perhaps P&T could do something with the following ... :-)

Political Science for Dummies


DEMOCRAT

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.

You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for
everyone.

REPUBLICAN

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST

You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST

You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk
the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are
surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the
analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow
and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give
excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

TALIBAN CORPORATION

You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find
alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.

IRAQI CORPORATION

You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.

POLISH CORPORATION

You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

BELGIAN CORPORATION

You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.

FLORIDA CORPORATION

You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally
vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you
think is the best-looking cow.

CALIFORNIA CORPORATION

You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegal.

Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.

43 So?  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:09:55pm

Forbidden Archeology

44 Idle Drifter  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:11:33pm

re: #38 itellu3times

Careful that's the next stop in the debate of Physics vs Intelligent Falling.

45 ladycatnip  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:11:43pm

All I could think of when watching that first video was one day that school board room will be full of islamic parents demanding their ideology be taught - all because the Christian fundamentalists got their demands met.

46 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:11:50pm

re: #35 looking closely

p&t work closely with james randi(he's one of their inspirations)They are the enemies of hucksters,and snake oil salesmen who prey on the misery and gullability of others.

47 zombie  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:12:32pm

re: #33 rlevitin

Do you know which topic they wanted to use your stuff for?

Something about moonbat protesters. I forget.

48 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:12:41pm

re: #41 jcm

ewww...the ocean is one big toilet.lol

49 debutaunt  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:13:28pm

re: #45 ladycatnip

All I could think of when watching that first video was one day that school board room will be full of islamic parents demanding their ideology be taught - all because the Christian fundamentalists got their demands met.

That seems to be the plan.

50 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:14:12pm

re: #45 ladycatnip

Ding!ding!We have a winner!

51 zombie  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:14:57pm

re: #36 Boondock St. Bender

if anything like that happens again,just let us know.we'll help clue you in.(gotta protect our favorite undead!)

It happens nearly every day! I've been contacted by four film production comoanies in the last week alone.

Now I know to suspend disbelief for a while. Once I have proof they're flaky or moonbats, then and only then can I become dismissive. But half the time they end up being real!

52 itellu3times  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:15:53pm

What's the scientific evidence for this so-called "hydrogen"?

53 nemoparticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:16:45pm

re: #45 ladycatnip

All I could think of when watching that first video was one day that school board room will be full of islamic parents demanding their ideology be taught - all because whether or not the Christian fundamentalists got their demands met.

That's better.

54 rlevitin  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:17:31pm

re: #47 zombie

Hmmm, must have been part of an episode on a bigger issue.... I wonder if it was the 9/11 Troofer episode (third episode of season 3).


Wikipedia List of Episodes (topics covered)

55 Shay4l  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:17:32pm

I'm enjoying their Global Warming is bullshit show right now.

56 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:17:32pm

re: #51 zombie

problematic,and awesome at the same time!You my friend are making quite a mark,and i for one am proud to be able to correspond with you.

57 nemoparticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:17:45pm

re: #52 itellu3times

What's the scientific evidence for this so-called "hydrogen"?

It was lost in the Hindenburg disaster.

58 FrogMarch  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:18:34pm

I agree with the theology teacher in the 3rd installment.

59 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:18:34pm

There's always this:

60 wii42  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:18:35pm

dang I missed the pokemon thread...
/full-metal pikachu

61 itellu3times  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:18:53pm

Is there any scientific evidence that LGF exists? Shouldn't there have been primitive web sites a million years ago, that the dinosaurs used? No, I think it's obvious, LGF was created in six days, six thousand years ago.
/thank you, ladies and germs

62 rlevitin  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:19:48pm

re: #51 zombie

It happens nearly every day! I've been contacted by four film production comoanies in the last week alone.

Now I know to suspend disbelief for a while. Once I have proof they're flaky or moonbats, then and only then can I become dismissive. But half the time they end up being real!

You shouldcould demand royalties, or at the very least, get the names of all the productions your work is used in, and add a section to zombietime listing them.

I know I'd be interested. Or do you already have something like that?

63 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:19:52pm

re: #57 nemoparticularis

damn,beat me to it....but i got video.neener,neener

64 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:20:32pm

re: #52 itellu3times

What's the scientific evidence for this so-called "hydrogen"?

Hydrogen!

*yes I am aware of the aluminum oxide and iron oxide dope theory*

65 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:20:47pm

re: #60 wii42

we didn't get past squirtle......

66 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:21:14pm

re: #43 So?

Forbidden Archeology

Biodata for Michael A. Cremo

The soul that I am entered its present body at the moment I was conceived in the fall of 1947. I appeared from my mother's womb on July 15, 1948, in Schenectady, New York. That birth was probably one of millions I have experienced since I left my real home in the spiritual world. My mother tells me that when I was an infant, she would give me alphabet soup, and sometimes I would not eat it, but would just spell out words in the bowl. From that, I take it that I must have practiced writing in many previous existences. In this life, I recall always having wanted to be a writer.

What?

67 ladycatnip  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:21:41pm

#53 nemoparticularis

re: #45 ladycatnip

All I could think of when watching that first video was one day that school board room will be full of islamic parents demanding their ideology be taught - all because whether or not the Christian fundamentalists got their demands met.

That's better.

Yep. That'll no doubt be the case.

68 Slumbering Behemoth  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:21:42pm

Excellent!

Their show on gun control was great as well.

NSFW, of course.

69 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:22:00pm

re: #45 ladycatnip

All I could think of when watching that first video was one day that school board room will be full of islamic parents demanding their ideology be taught - all because the Christian fundamentalists got their demands met.

To me, that's the most important point.

70 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:22:16pm

re: #64 jcm

"*yes I am aware of the aluminum oxide and iron oxide dope theory*"
whats with the name calling?
/

71 humanliberty  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:22:31pm

I fear that we won't be defeating radical Islam anytime soon with an army of atheists. Right though they might be. Anti-scientific elite sentiments are generally good to have around; socialism is the ultimate "rational" and "scientific" way of "operating" a society, and these folks would oppose those "experts" as well. Can't be right on all accounts.. And there might very well be a plan behind the universe as a whole, that tends toward intelligent life. Evolution does not preclude that. Consciousness does not have to be an accident although the current specific form of consciousness in this corner of the galaxy certainly is.

It's interesting though that those who "believe" in "intelligent design" do oppose state intervention in other areas. Somehow they don't believe the economy requires an "intelligent designer" i.e. a State to direct things around. I wonder if that's just because it's not THEIR kind of state that is intervening.

72 nemoparticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:22:36pm

re: #63 Boondock St. Bender

damn,beat me to it....but i got video.neener,neener

Meh...I was the narrator. Don't believe me? How about this: "Oh, the humanity!" Neener back at ya.

73 nemoparticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:23:30pm

re: #66 MandyManners

What?

To be more precise and succint: What the fuck?!

74 jaunte  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:23:41pm

re: #66 MandyManners

"I know from my childhood soup experience that I was a writer in Sumeria, where the word for writer, (transliterated to english) was Glaahtung."

75 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:24:08pm

Critical Mass demostration melts down.

SEATTLE – A demonstration turned violent Friday night after a group of cyclists taking part in the Critical Mass demonstration got into an argument with a driver on Seattle's Capitol Hill.

The story soft pedals these turkeys, they are very provocative blocking traffic, pounding on cars, hurling epithets etc... the couple times I've seen 'em in action they've been looking for trouble.

76 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:24:50pm

re: #73 nemoparticularis

To be more precise and succint: What the fuck?!

I just want what he's been smoking.

77 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:25:14pm

re: #74 jaunte

"I know from my childhood soup experience that I was a writer in Sumeria, where the word for writer, (transliterated to english) was Glaahtung."

Looks like German.

78 kahall  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:25:18pm

And on the 7th day there is an evolution post. Awesome!

79 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:25:19pm

re: #70 Boondock St. Bender

"*yes I am aware of the aluminum oxide and iron oxide dope theory*"
whats with the name calling?
/

LOL! All early planes and airships where doped, that's why the tour de farce is on bicycles.

80 jaunte  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:26:04pm

re: #77 MandyManners

Don't get him started on all his German lifetimes.

81 nemoparticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:26:13pm

re: #71 humanliberty

It's interesting though that those who "believe" in "intelligent design" do oppose state intervention in other areas. Somehow they don't believe the economy requires an "intelligent designer" i.e. a State to direct things around. I wonder if that's just because it's not THEIR kind of state that is intervening.

No...it's because anyone with a brain who has ever studied both economics and history can tell you that whenever the State attempts to direct or control what should be a free market, chaos and misery often result (see: Soviet Union, Cuba, North Korea).

82 Charles  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:26:29pm

re: #75 jcm

Critical Mass demostration melts down.

The story soft pedals these turkeys, they are very provocative blocking traffic, pounding on cars, hurling epithets etc... the couple times I've seen 'em in action they've been looking for trouble.

I hate those Critical Mass jerks.

83 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:28:23pm

re: #75 jcm

aren't those the characters who have monthly illegal bike races?(through traffic jammed city streets)

84 nemoparticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:28:30pm

re: #76 MandyManners

I just want what he's been smoking.

No, you do not. In his case, it most likely would be his own dried feces.

85 ladycatnip  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:29:38pm

#69 MandyManners

re: #45 ladycatnip

All I could think of when watching that first video was one day that school board room will be full of islamic parents demanding their ideology be taught - all because the Christian fundamentalists got their demands met.

To me, that's the most important point.

I'm reminded of all the ME rage fests when the islamists don't get their way or their delicate sensibilities have been offended. Translate that pandemonium to the school boardroom and what do you wanna bet there'd be immediate capitulation out of fear alone.

86 kahall  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:29:59pm

There was a post or comment here at LGF explaining the theory BS in plain English. Anyone know where it is? I am talking about the one that explains that theory does not mean a guess.

87 Slumbering Behemoth  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:31:09pm

re: #75 jcm

re: #82 Charles

I've taken to calling 'em "Critical Massholes". On the whole, they are weak minded individuals that give into mob rule and harass and terrorize carloads of women and children.

88 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:31:15pm

re: #83 Boondock St. Bender

aren't those the characters who have monthly illegal bike races?(through traffic jammed city streets)

I've seen the NY Messengers doing that. CM in Seattle will circle in an intersection, blocking both streets. Then bait the drivers. Seattle being Seattle let's 'em get away with it.

89 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:31:50pm

re: #80 jaunte

Don't get him started on all his German lifetimes.

He might be fun at a dinner party.

90 Basho  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:32:05pm

re: #71 humanliberty

I fear that we won't be defeating radical Islam anytime soon with an army of atheists.

This quote I once read is a great response to that:

"If there were a proposal to impose Sharia law in your town, who would you rather see riding to your aid: Christopher Hitchens, or Bishop Muskens?"

[Link: pajamasmedia.com...]

91 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:32:24pm

re: #84 nemoparticularis

No, you do not. In his case, it most likely would be his own dried feces.

Oh, the image in my mind.

92 jaunte  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:32:46pm

re: #89 MandyManners

Table set only with spoons.

93 nemoparticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:32:53pm

re: #89 MandyManners

He might be fun at a dinner party.

One hosted by Barack Obama, of course.

94 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:32:56pm

re: #82 Charles

I hate those Critical Mass jerks.

They attacked a car with a pregnant woman in it?!

I would run the fuckers over. Sorry.

95 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:33:47pm

re: #85 ladycatnip

#69 MandyManners


I'm reminded of all the ME rage fests when the islamists don't get their way or their delicate sensibilities have been offended. Translate that pandemonium to the school boardroom and what do you wanna bet there'd be immediate capitulation out of fear alone.

Not around here. Bubba and Earlene wouldn't put up with that crap for one minute.

96 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:34:32pm

re: #92 jaunte

Table set only with spoons.

Sporks would be dangerous.

97 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:34:56pm

re: #93 nemoparticularis

One hosted by Barack Obama, of course.

This guy's outta' BHO's range.

98 debutaunt  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:35:15pm

re: #66 MandyManners

What?

The first writings were ghostlike incantations consisting of long lines of Cheerios.

99 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:35:32pm

re: #94 Occasional Reader

They attacked a car with a pregnant woman in it?!

I would run the fuckers over. Sorry.

Crticial Mass are some of the worst road hazards and complete assholes out there.

100 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:35:58pm

re: #94 Occasional Reader

They attacked a car with a pregnant woman in it?!

I would run the fuckers over. Sorry.

You'd get moonbat all over it.

101 nemoparticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:36:09pm

re: #90 Basho

This quote I once read is a great response to that: "If there were a proposal to impose Sharia law in your town, who would you rather see riding to your aid: Christopher Hitchens, or Bishop Muskens?"

In my town neither will be desired, as the last thing we need is either a militant English atheist or a militant clergyman. And, if the second amendment has not been nullified, neither of them will be necessary.

102 MandyManners  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:36:27pm

re: #98 debutaunt

The first writings were ghostlike incantations consisting of long lines of Cheerios.

I'd expect Lucky Charms from him.

103 Archimedes  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:36:32pm

Love Penn and Teller. Huge Fan.

Check out their show on Peta:

It's hard hitting reporting and they aren't reporters. Just a couple of magicians.

104 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:36:40pm

re: #94 Occasional Reader

They attacked a car with a pregnant woman in it?!

I would run the fuckers over. Sorry.

I just about did. They came blowing through a red light just I was entering the intersection. Damn close, came to a stop in the middle of the intersection without hitting one. They pounded on my truck cussing me out. The whole time I had the green.

Almost wish I wasn't that good of a driver.

105 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:36:48pm

re: #100 MandyManners

You'd get moonbat all over it.

That's why God created the carwash.

(Or maybe it evolved from simple sponges... I'm not sure)

106 Slumbering Behemoth  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:37:23pm

re: #94 Occasional Reader

I'd have the urge to do the same, but realize that once my car was incapacitated due to punctured tires and many bike frames jammed in the undercarriage, I'd be dead meat.

107 Idle Drifter  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:37:29pm

re: #100 MandyManners

That's OK moonbats wash away real easy with soap and water. I believe their allergic to the two.

108 ConservativeAtheist  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:37:52pm

re: #45 ladycatnip

All I could think of when watching that first video was one day that school board room will be full of islamic parents demanding their ideology be taught - all because the Christian fundamentalists got their demands met.

I've always wondered what would happen if a Biology teacher in one of these districs decided, after teaching the unit on Intelligent Design, to spend a week teaching all about, say, Mayan creation myths just for spite.

109 nemoparticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:37:58pm

re: #97 MandyManners

This guy's outta' BHO's range.

Perhaps he might exceed Obamessiah's reach, but surely not his grasp.

110 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:38:19pm

re: #104 jcm

They pounded on my truck cussing me out.

If they pound on my car, I'll be stepping out to discuss it. Of course, to illuminate the discussion, the MagLite is coming out with me.

111 Pshawalaw  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:38:35pm

re: #74 jaunte

"I know from my childhood soup experience that I was a writer in Sumeria, where the word for writer, (transliterated to english) was Glaahtung."

Glaahtung? Isn't that what one says when Klaatu sneezes?

112 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:39:37pm

re: #110 Occasional Reader

If they pound on my car, I'll be stepping out to discuss it. Of course, to illuminate the discussion, the MagLite is coming out with me.

I decided 1 v. 80 or was wasn't a good idea.... I only had 25 rounds.

113 nemoparticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:40:30pm

re: #112 jcm

I decided 1 v. 80 or was wasn't a good idea.... I only had 25 rounds.


Yeah, but that leaves 55 pall bearers.

114 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:42:01pm

re: #112 jcm

I decided 1 v. 80 or was wasn't a good idea.... I only had 25 rounds.

Yeah, fair enough.

That's a nice thing about living in heavily-policed DC. We have plenty of moonbats, but the local and Federal cops would not put up with this kind of crap.

115 snowcrash  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:42:33pm

re: #75 jcm
Seattle has those ELF eco terrorists that burned down a housing development last Spring too. Crazy but scary when violence is the method used to make a point.

116 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:44:07pm

re: #112 jcm

I decided 1 v. 80 or was wasn't a good idea.... I only had 25 rounds.

What were you carrying, if you don't mind saying?

117 nemoparticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:44:12pm

re: #115 snowcrash

Crazy but scary when violence is the method used to make a point.

*watching a newsvideo of the collapse of the WTC* Ya think?

118 Archimedes  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:44:36pm

Or for sheer magic, they are brilliant.

The Magic Bullet trick:

119 Charles  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:44:54pm

One thing Penn & Teller did very well in this video - they gave the creationist representatives plenty of time to make their points. The creationists can't complain that their views were selectively quoted or misrepresented.

And it's fascinating that every time an "intelligent design" proponent tries to argue their case for "teaching the controversy," they just can't help revealing that it is very much a religious movement.

Gish wants to teach the "possibility" of "theistic supernatural" causes.

snort

120 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:45:24pm

re: #114 Occasional Reader

Yeah, fair enough.

That's a nice thing about living in heavily-policed DC. We have plenty of moonbats, but the local and Federal cops would not put up with this kind of crap.

That's the whole thing in Seattle they get away with it.
WTO, police held back till it was out of hand.
Mardi Gras, SPD had specific orders not to enter the crowd, that would be too provocative. Christopher Kime was beat to death with in sight of the cops.

If I don't really blame the cop, most of 'em would like to do their job. If they did step up the Mayor, City Clowncil and papers would be all over the cops.

121 Neo Con since 9-11  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:45:27pm

Not sure if this has been mentioned but the second 2 videos have been removed from YouTube.

122 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:46:45pm

re: #119 Charles

One thing Penn & Teller did very well in this video - they gave the creationist representatives plenty of time to make their points. The creationists can't complain that their views were selectively quoted or misrepresented.

And it's fascinating that every time an "intelligent design" proponent tries to argue their case for "teaching the controversy," they just can't help revealing that it is very much a religious movement.

Gish wants to teach the "possibility" of "theistic supernatural" causes.

snort

Best way for someone to loose an arguement is talk too much. The more I hear from them, the crazier they sound.

123 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:46:54pm

re: #116 Occasional Reader

What were you carrying, if you don't mind saying?

Sig 2340 (.40), 1 in the pipe 2, 12 rd mags.
I've down sized my carry to a S&W MP Compact .40, 1 in pipe, 2 10 rd mags.

124 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:47:12pm

re: #120 jcm

WTO, police held back till it was out of hand.

DC police leave a lot to be desired in many areas (e.g., disturbingly low homicide clearance rate); but they are excellent at crowd control. Of course, they get a lot of practice.

125 kahall  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:47:33pm

re: #121 Neo Con since 9-11

Really? I'm watching the 3rd one now, but I guess that is still possible.

126 kansas  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:48:39pm

re: #13 Capitalist Tool

This tired old thing again?

One never tires of trying to wring the stupidity out of the public.

127 nemoparticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:49:19pm

re: #119 Charles

Gish wants to teach the "possibility" of "theistic supernatural" causes.

No problem here: as long as he does it in a philosophy or comparative religion classroom.

Honestly, how much longer must we suffer the disingenuous perorations of these clowns? They divide us more than they unite us and this is not the time to be divided.

128 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:49:46pm

re: #123 jcm

I've down sized my carry

Because of the new Great Depression! Damn you, Bush!

129 nemoparticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:52:12pm

re: #128 Occasional Reader

Because of the new Great Depression! Damn you, Bush!

Wait just a second. Hold on. A certain measure of decorum is called for here at LGF. In deference to any moonbats who may lurking under internet bridges, the president is properly addressed as McChimpy Bushitler.

130 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:54:17pm

re: #128 Occasional Reader

Because of the new Great Depression! Damn you, Bush!

ROFL! The Sig is full sized and not a comfortable concealed carry. The S&W is perfect.

131 JohnnyReb  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:54:32pm

I believe in both here. Why can't we all just get along?

132 Spiny Norman  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:56:53pm

re: #129 nemoparticularis

Wait just a second. Hold on. A certain measure of decorum is called for here at LGF. In deference to any moonbats who may lurking under internet bridges, the president is properly addressed as McChimpy Bushitler.

Hey now! Just a darned minute! That's Chimpy McHilterburton, pal.

;^)

133 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:57:24pm

re: #124 Occasional Reader

DC police leave a lot to be desired in many areas (e.g., disturbingly low homicide clearance rate); but they are excellent at crowd control. Of course, they get a lot of practice.

SPD gets little backing from the City. Few years ago news cameras caught SPD shooting fatally a guy with a knife. The bad guy had a gun and fired at a security guard, SPD followed him on foot for blocks trying to get him to surrender. He finally lunged with the knife and one cop fired one round.

The way the media and city handled you'd have thought it was an execution.

134 Catttt  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 1:59:42pm

re: #75 jcm

Critical Mass demostration melts down.

The story soft pedals these turkeys, they are very provocative blocking traffic, pounding on cars, hurling epithets etc... the couple times I've seen 'em in action they've been looking for trouble.

I totally understand the driver trying to get away. It's scary as hell when you are trapped in traffic and someone threatens you. It happened to me once - a lunatic started banging on my window and swearing at me. I thought the guy was pulling a gun and took off like a rabbit (scraping his bumper in the process). Luckily, there were two state troopers at the 7-Eleven parking lot a block away.

And I see the passenger in the incident may have been a pregnant woman, which just tremendously ups the ante.

135 wii42  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:00:14pm

P&T are flaming Obamaniacs aren't they, or am I mistaken. Not that that makes any difference re their ID views, but side by side it's a little incongruous.

OT =Anyone noticed snopes.com seemingly going out of its way to 'debunk' Obama 'myths'?

136 nemoparticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:01:29pm

re: #132 Spiny Norman

Hey now! Just a darned minute! That's Chimpy McHilterburton, pal.;^)

Bunch of preening, pseudo-pedants. The correct formal designation is:

Chimpy McBushitlerburton, Chief Idiot of the U. S. of KKK A.

137 Arbalest  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:02:43pm

Does Dwayne Gish realize that he’s essentially arguing for belief in the previous existence of Dinotopia?

Has Disney gotten wind of this? Don’t mess with the Mouse.

138 Spiny Norman  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:03:56pm

re: #130 jcm

ROFL! The Sig is full sized and not a comfortable concealed carry. The S&W is perfect.

A friend of mine who has a CCW downsized from a Sig P228 to a Walther PPK/S (the new one made by S&W).

139 Wilderstad  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:04:01pm

Videos no longer available. Dang it!

140 Spiny Norman  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:06:10pm

re: #139 Wilderstad

Videos no longer available. Dang it!

They're playing for me...

141 nemoparticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:06:20pm

re: #137 Arbalest

Does Dwayne Gish realize that he’s essentially arguing for belief in the previous existence of Dinotopia?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning in cweationist effwontewy.

142 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:06:57pm

Penn and Teller both have a long association with the CSI(COP) going back to Zetetic days. (original name for the Skeptical Inquirer in the 70's or 80's... alzheimers setting in here.)

Now there's also Skeptic

143 wordwarp  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:07:47pm

Trivia: my buddy Gary Stockdale wrote that insanely catchy jingle for their show.

144 Wilderstad  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:08:25pm

Ok, now that's just strange. NOW they're playing for me.

145 nemoparticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:08:46pm

re: #143 wordwarp

Trivia: my buddy Gary Stockdale wrote that insanely catchy jingle for their show.

More trivia: My buddy Admiral Stockdale still doesn't know who or where he is.

146 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:10:28pm

re: #135 wii42

P&T are flaming Obamaniacs aren't they, or am I mistaken. Not that that makes any difference re their ID views, but side by side it's a little incongruous.

OT =Anyone noticed snopes.com seemingly going out of its way to 'debunk' Obama 'myths'?

Penn and Teller are big proponents of both Liberty and Capitalism, I don't know where they stand on Obama, and that's there business, but they do really really really like the constitution.

147 wordwarp  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:18:04pm

Gary doesn't know either, most of the time....

148 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:18:11pm

re: #146 Thanos

Penn and Teller are big proponents of both Liberty and Capitalism, I don't know where they stand on Obama, and that's there business, but they do really really really like the constitution.

P&T are pretty libertarian IIRC, not RP types the sane version libertarian.

149 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:21:04pm

re: #148 jcm

P&T are pretty libertarian IIRC, not RP types the sane version libertarian.

Yep, they are like South Park Republicans/ Republican Party Reptiles....

Also, Lizards in the Pasadena area might want to hit this in Oct:

[Link: www.skeptic.com...]

Origins : The Big Questions

Shermer will be there along with Ken Miller.

150 Rule303  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:23:19pm

I used to really enjoy these two but when they start talking faith their bile, especially toward Christians, starts to show.
I'm not a fan of ignorance, regardless of its origins, and I find hatred appalling, regardless of its "justifications". These guys hate and hate deeply. They as often as not show profound ignorance of the Bible while they're dissing it but at the same time assume the cloak of intellectual superiority. It's a shame when talented people turn out to be complete asses.
These entertainers (and that is all they are), my friends, are NOT people you want to use as examples of conservative or libertarian thought and they are very far from being the best to argue "creationism" vs. evolution if you intend to enlighten people and change minds.

"Creationism" (as it's now understood) is often silly, based on ignorance, and embarrassing to folks like me who have Faith in God and faith in science as a path to understanding His creation.
BTW, that idea is why some of the oldest and best universities were founded by, Christians and not just by Christian individuals but by Christian churches. (Oh, and as to what I'd ask my priest as opposed to a "scientists", one of the Fathers at the church I attended in my younger years had a PhD in physics and another in sociology. So, if I had ever thought about it, I guess he would have been a good source for information on those things. ;-))
But the fact that modern "creationism" is silly doesn't justify bashing people of faith.

Mark

151 infidel Alan  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:25:40pm

I viewed the first half of the first video and bailed--I couldn't take listening to the creationists. I have to keep reminding myself that some of these people are really quite successful in life, running their own businesses and so on, and they are not as dumb as they sound. But they sure do sound stupid when they start thumping their wretched bibles...

152 wrenchwench  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:25:54pm

re: #82 Charles

I hate those Critical Mass jerks.

Ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto, etc.

153 Rule303  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:26:36pm

Replace "ID" with "Creationism" in my above post. I generally think of them as pretty much the same thing!

Mark

154 ladycatnip  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:27:18pm

#95 MandyManners

re: #85 ladycatnip

#69 MandyManners


I'm reminded of all the ME rage fests when the islamists don't get their way or their delicate sensibilities have been offended. Translate that pandemonium to the school boardroom and what do you wanna bet there'd be immediate capitulation out of fear alone.

Not around here. Bubba and Earlene wouldn't put up with that crap for one minute.

Thanks - I needed to hear that. I forgot we're talking about a part of the U.S. who also loves the Second Amendment!

155 Charles  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:27:44pm

re: #150 Rule303

Can you please point out a section of these videos that seems to be "deep hatred" to you?

Because I don't see it. Penn specifically says he has no problem with anyone's beliefs. The issue is the attempt to push ID pseudo-science into public schools. I thought he was very clear. What did I miss?

156 nyc redneck  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:27:49pm

re: #45 ladycatnip

All I could think of when watching that first video was one day that school board room will be full of islamic parents demanding their ideology be taught - all because the Christian fundamentalists got their demands met.

and i'm thinking that an opening like this, for islam to creep into the public school system, means that it won't be long until islamic creation is ALL that is being taught.
they are not here to co-exist.

157 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:29:15pm

re: #150 Rule303

Watch P&T and the Bible segment. Take notes. That's what you'll have to deal with to effectively spread the gospel. We won't get anywhere by getting offended and lashing back.

I didn't take offense, it was still funny, and a great learning tool.

158 Scorch  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:36:17pm

re: #31 jcm

Just more of those undeniable scientific findings which of course are always right......even if they keep changing every few years of decade.

159 infidelinc  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:40:26pm

re: #62 rlevitin

You shouldcould demand royalties, or at the very least, get the names of all the productions your work is used in, and add a section to zombietime listing them.

I know I'd be interested. Or do you already have something like that?

Money/royalties might be limited, it varies. After the fact, trying to collect on royalties, especially something broadcast nationally can be a full time job and often an expensive legal adventure.

However, at the very minimum, I would advise zombie to ask for specific credit and or mention in the show/movie/etc. and have that included as part of the contract or release. Your work is valuable, even if you let someone use it, the terms should be dictated by you. Maybe draw up a little watermark or text phase (could just even be your url), that is your standard credit. You can always vary it on a project by project basis. Shouldn't be a big deal, happens all the time in the biz. However without a formal written agreement, verbal promises of a credit can fail to materialize.

Zombie's photos & work are so unique, I think most seeking him out are excited to use that reputation as well. However it would be sad to see those photos out there, without our favorite corpse-reporter getting a little love back his way.

160 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:44:50pm

re: #158 Scorch

Just more of those undeniable scientific findings which of course are always right......even if they keep changing every few years of decade.

You must pay penance to the Goracle for you blasphemy!
/

161 Goggins  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:47:47pm

Maybe we could get some more words of wisdom from Jillette's daughter, Moxie Crimefighter Jillette.

162 The Drizzle  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:50:11pm

Nobody believes we were created by God as much as I do, but this "intelligent design" stuff is as wrong to me as Muslims wanting their beliefs taught in school. I feel that as the being that actually created the laws of science and nature, wouldnt it be foolish for God not to use them? Why dont we just ask Obama, since he was a witness to creation at God's right hand.

163 George guy  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:50:21pm

Too long to post directly, I present the Reverse Wedge strategy.

164 DeathtotheSwiss  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 2:55:12pm

re: #14 Jonas Parker

You do? In questions on science I usually check with my son, a PhD and college prof myself...

Someone's job does not necessarily exclude them from knowledge outside the realm of their career. Nor does it exclude the intelligence it takes to critically analyze a subject.

If your Doctor son or you offered some advice on what type of loan I should take out on my house, or offered criticism on a particular law being proposed...I'd listen without thinking, "He's a college professor, what does he know about THIS?"

Mind you...if I'm writing an essay I'm going to cite authorities on the subject rather than "my one friend across the road" or "some guy I heard at a bar".

165 ladycatnip  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:00:04pm

#156 nyc redneck

re: #45 ladycatnip

All I could think of when watching that first video was one day that school board room will be full of islamic parents demanding their ideology be taught - all because the Christian fundamentalists got their demands met.

and i'm thinking that an opening like this, for islam to creep into the public school system, means that it won't be long until islamic creation is ALL that is being taught.
they are not here to co-exist.

Creationism not only makes strange bedfellows, but very dangerous ones. The fable of the scorpion wanting to ride a frog across the river comes to mind. If ever there were a scorpion in this situation, it would be islam.

166 johnny_t[deleted]  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:09:23pm
167 Basho  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:09:46pm

re: #155 Charles

Can you please point out a section of these videos that seems to be "deep hatred" to you?

Because I don't see it. Penn specifically says he has no problem with anyone's beliefs. The issue is the attempt to push ID pseudo-science into public schools. I thought he was very clear. What did I miss?

Well, for one, the show is called "Bullshit". They should change the name to "Everyone has a right to their own opinion and no ones view is anymore wrong or right than someone else's."

168 Gambini  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:15:11pm

Hi all and I hope you have enjoyed a good Shabbat (i am talking to the jews of course).
So the last trent at LGF is carrying on a crusade against what you call "creationists"? Basically, people who don't believe we're descended from apes or are just here because of some crazy random luck?

169 Annar  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:19:11pm

re: #18 Bobibutu

Now - that, was very, very funny!

I'm waiting for them to do the wafer to body thing, wine to blood being easy.

170 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:22:04pm

re: #163 George guy

Too long to post directly, I present the Reverse Wedge strategy.

Read it and took issue with this glittering little gem of historical ignorance: "Someone once tried to create a unified Christianity, and that led to the Church of Rome, the Inquisition, and the Crusades. All generally well-intentioned, but the Jews suffered along with Christians not in league with Rome, with bad results."

Thick tar and a broad brush do not make for a intellectually nuanced understanding of the history of Christianity and its impact on Western civilization.

171 RightOnTheLeftCoast  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:22:13pm

re: #167 Basho

Well, for one, the show is called "Bullshit". They should change the name to "Everyone has a right to their own opinion and no ones view is anymore wrong or right than someone else's."

They could, but it wouldn't be an accurate statement.
The first clause ("Everyone has a right to their own opinion") is spot on.
The second one is Bullshit.

172 palarson  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:26:44pm

To me the primary reason for the success of the theory of evolution is that it provides a fig leaf for people to use to hide behind in their denial of God. As someone who has observed the misery that life can be I suggest its not foolish to long for the care and redemption of an all powerful and loving God, but I digress.

I choose to not argue over points of fundamental creationism, instead I strongly prefer to focus on the believability of the evolutionists core and primary argument, namely that complex organic systems can be created through the chance occurrence of random genetic mutation. This has not been proven and has apparently been disproved through the use of standard statistical models.

You may respond by asking about the 500 generations of bacteria that learned to eat citrate? My answer to that is to ask how the change to eating citrate represents an advance to a higher level of existence? My guess is that the mutations required were simple, did not occur simultaneously, and caused no inter-adaptive crippling which would render the species unable to survive through the course of time required to achieve the needed "next step" mutations.

The trick of course, to give evolutionists the easier task, is to postulate the existence of a broken sub-system with a single missing part and ask them to find a way to prove that random genetic mutation will transpire in such a way as to recreate the missing part over a short enough period of time such that the higher level system doesn't die-off, or devolve to the point where the remaining sub-system parts settle into a lower level functioning arrangement (separtely or together), during the time required for the system as a whole to mutationally re-invent and re-integrate the part back into the previously described sub-system.

My belief on the subject is that non integrated and malfunctioning sub-systems will at the very least perform the function of uncontrolled ballast yielding nothing but load to the higher level system, at the worst they are the very mutaitions which put the organism on the path to its own extenction.

In conclusion, the argument hypothesized by evolutionists that a single celled organism together with its constituent sub-system parts locked together in an apparently well ordered, interrelated, and integrated manner, will evolve to higher levels given enough time under ever evolving inter, extra and intra environmental system conditions, while necessarily creating, supporting and carrying forward all the needed in-between stages of all the soon and in-the-future to be needed sub-system component parts, in their not yet fully functioning or integrated stages, while avoiding any single mutational mis-step resulting in self extinction or devolution back down the life complex path, strains credibility to the highest degree.

Note: Irreducibly Complex Sub Systems (ICSS) are those from which no component part may be subtracted or substantially altered without rendering the remaining parts incapable of performing the functionality required of it by the containing system. Should one of the parts be removed the higher level system, now lacking the functionality the ICSS provided, is forced to adapt downward in the tree of life by shedding higher level functionality, subsist in conditions for which it is inadequately adapted, or become extinct.

173 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:30:30pm

re: #169 Annar

I'm waiting for them to do the wafer to body thing, wine to blood being easy.

Simply hysterical. That whole Bullshit episode on the Bible...priceless.

So, Penn & Teller, please give us a heads up on your upcoming episode that targets Islam and the Koran as utter Bullshit and Mohammedans as idiotic dupes of the first order.

Gentlemen?

Hello? Is this mike on?

Where are they?

Penn?

*crickets chirping*

174 Amy  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:31:13pm

re: #167 Basho

They should change the name to "Everyone has a right to their own opinion and no ones view is anymore wrong or right than someone else's."

Aside from the grammatical and punctuation errors in the above statement, it's simply ridiculous and untrue. Some views ARE more right than others. For example, I could take the "view" that the moon is made of green cheese; does that mean that my "view" should be accorded the same respect as that of a NASA scientist who can definitively state, based on scientific evidence, that the moon is not made of green cheese? I may have a "right" to my idiotic "view" about the composition of the moon, but does that mean that I can demand that my "view" be taught in schools alongside the results of geological research done on the moon?

As one of the scientists in the video said, science is not democratic. It's not a matter of voting for your favorite theory.

As far as I am concerned, it IS bullshit to argue that creationism has any scientific basis whatsoever. Keep religion in churches and synagogues, and keep it out of our schools.

175 J6  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:31:41pm

Alright, just gonna put my questions out there in one of these all-too-often threads and see what I get. Keep responses short and please try to reference the number so everyone knows about what you are speaking. Here are some of my starter questions meant with no hostility. These would be asked toward the evolutionary crowd.

#1 Where did matter come from? Did it create itself, was it created, did it always exist? Since it is present it must have one of those sources.

#2 Since there were no starter forms when matter began evolving, did it start with the necessary genetic information or did it have to teach itself the necessary genetic information? If it taught itself, how did it first add that creative and original information?

#3 Given the infinite ratio of nonviable evolutions to an extremely minor ratio of viable evolutions, how do we explain the variety of flora and fauna evident? Paired with that, why is the body such a tight system with little extraneous construction and yet built so efficiently as to also function when necessity removes portions?

#4 Given that the intention of evolution is to take forms present and to alter them in beneficial ways, how did it know what things were beneficial so as not to remove them? How did it know HOW to change? This cannot be answered with a statement about mating pairs looking for appealing traits as that assumes progress that this question seeks to answer. Please answer it from the earliest stages.

#5 How long did all this take? How do you know?

Thanks in advance! Given the atmosphere around here lately I can't help but feel I'm stepping into a lion's den where everyone presumes I can only be educated by a pulpit...let's see I guess.

176 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:31:58pm

re: #67 ladycatnip

#53 nemoparticularis

re: #45 ladycatnip

All I could think of when watching that first video was one day that school board room will be full of islamic parents demanding their ideology be taught - all because whether or not the Christian fundamentalists got their demands met.

That's better.

Yep. That'll no doubt be the case.

Well, the last thing we need to be doing is helping them by handing them friggin' precedents...

177 Basho  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:35:57pm

re: #174 Amy

Heh... I meant it as a joke. As in the whole point in a show called Bullshit is to insult bad ideas. Forgot to put the sarc tag. Sorry 'bout that :)

178 wii42  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:36:44pm

re: #65 Boondock St. Bender

wait ... squirtle is evolving .... into ... Wartortle!

179 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:41:06pm

re: #90 Basho

This quote I once read is a great response to that:

"If there were a proposal to impose Sharia law in your town, who would you rather see riding to your aid: Christopher Hitchens, or Bishop Muskens?"

[Link: pajamasmedia.com...]

I liked the previous sentence in that article:

"...the secularists, with all their Christophobia, are a better bet for standing and fighting against jihadism than Christians are."

And the present Bishop of Canterbury proves the point.

180 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:42:24pm

re: #105 Occasional Reader

That's why God created the carwash.

(Or maybe it evolved from simple sponges... I'm not sure)

Scientologists maintain that it evolved from squirting clams...

181 Amy  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:42:26pm

re: #177 Basho

Whew! With some of the stuff that shows up here, one never knows when someone is seriously proposing BS as a "view" worthy of respect. This kind of stuff sends my blood pressure soaring. It's getting to the point where anyone who wants his or her kid to get a halfway decent education has to go the private school route.

182 GORDON MAROCK  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:43:09pm

re: #175 J6

Alright, just gonna put my questions out there in one of these all-too-often threads and see what I get. Keep responses short and please try to reference the number so everyone knows about what you are speaking. Here are some of my starter questions meant with no hostility. These would be asked toward the evolutionary crowd.

#1 Where did matter come from? Did it create itself, was it created, did it always exist? Since it is present it must have one of those sources.

#2 Since there were no starter forms when matter began evolving, did it start with the necessary genetic information or did it have to teach itself the necessary genetic information? If it taught itself, how did it first add that creative and original information?

#3 Given the infinite ratio of nonviable evolutions to an extremely minor ratio of viable evolutions, how do we explain the variety of flora and fauna evident? Paired with that, why is the body such a tight system with little extraneous construction and yet built so efficiently as to also function when necessity removes portions?

#4 Given that the intention of evolution is to take forms present and to alter them in beneficial ways, how did it know what things were beneficial so as not to remove them? How did it know HOW to change? This cannot be answered with a statement about mating pairs looking for appealing traits as that assumes progress that this question seeks to answer. Please answer it from the earliest stages.

#5 How long did all this take? How do you know?

Thanks in advance! Given the atmosphere around here lately I can't help but feel I'm stepping into a lion's den where everyone presumes I can only be educated by a pulpit...let's see I guess.

You really don't get it. These are all great points, and there is a lot science cannot explain. However, in the event that there is/was a creator, it is just as likely that the creator was either a giant robot, space alien, Ganesh or the Christian God. Accordingly, the discussion is fine for philosophy or religion class, but not for science class.

183 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:44:28pm

re: #174 Amy

As far as I am concerned, it IS bullshit to argue that creationism has any scientific basis whatsoever. Keep religion in churches and synagogues, and keep it out of our schools.

Agreed on all points. P&T lose my favor and interest when they turn their gunsights on purely religious targets and attack religion qua religion. The scientific enterprise has no proper business doing so, as it can neither verify nor disprove the existence of the supernatural. I could stomach their buffoonery a bit more if they attacked ALL religions equally. Yet, form what I have seen, they zero in on one religion in particular - and it isn't Zoroastrianism.

184 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:50:45pm

re: #127 nemoparticularis

re: #119 Charles

Gish wants to teach the "possibility" of "theistic supernatural" causes.

NP: No problem here: as long as he does it in a philosophy or comparative religion classroom.

Honestly, how much longer must we suffer the disingenuous perorations of these clowns? They divide us more than they unite us and this is not the time to be divided.>/blockquote>

Actually, it doesn't belong in a philosophy class, since the conclusion is a priori dogmatically assumed, rather than deduced from a minimum number of minimalist postulates. Plus, the content is metaphysical (beyond the physical), and philosophy stopped working there quite a while ago, since no logical argument that was grounded on a priori apodictically self-evident premises could ever be profferred there, preferring instead to pursue ontology (beneath the physical), which peruses the foundations and underpinnings of empirical reality in order to ascertain why it is as it is instead of otherwise.

Rather, it belongs in either a comp. rel. class or a theology class.

185 Basho  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:51:21pm

re: #181 Amy

Whew! With some of the stuff that shows up here, one never knows when someone is seriously proposing BS as a "view" worthy of respect. This kind of stuff sends my blood pressure soaring. It's getting to the point where anyone who wants his or her kid to get a halfway decent education has to go the private school route.

Yeah. I just got that same feeling when I read a comment just now mentioning irreducible complexity.

Well, I'm new here, but I won't be making that same mistake :D

186 Wilderstad  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:51:31pm

This will be fun as well!
Environmental Hysteria 1/3: "Penn & Teller: Bullshit!"

187 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:51:34pm

re: #179 Salamantis

I liked the previous sentence in that article:

"...the secularists, with all their Christophobia, are a better bet for standing and fighting against jihadism than Christians are."

And the present Bishop of Canterbury proves the point.

Indeed. Like most his liberal theologian ilk, he is little more than a milquetoast secular humanist in mitre and chasuble drag. Unfortunately for those of us who are united in the cause of conservatism and opposed to the ongoing predations of Mohammedanism, the rising tide of dhimmitude appears to be coming from the ocean of...secular humanist liberals, many of whom still labor under the Christophobic delusion that Pastor Goober and his flock at the Mayberry Baptist Church preset a more dire and immediate threat to Western civilization than do the ululating hordes of barbarian Mohammedans.

Good evening, Mr. Salamantis. A pleasure to see you again, sir. As you can see, I have finally chosen an avatar.

188 Summer  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:52:07pm

re: #175 J6

I don't really have time to type out an essay but on point #4, which is actually not a bad question, Evolution doesn't actually "know" anything. Evolution is brainless, thoughtless, purposeless. It's a theory which explains how something got from point A to point E or F, and what the steps (b, c, d etc...) were in between. Evolution isn't a person, or a thing. It is a theory which describes a set of facts, or occurrences. It's like saying "How does light know it can't break a certain speed?" The answer is, of course, light doesn't actually know anything. It happens to follow certain dictates which our theories explain as...dictates.

189 Amy  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:52:30pm

re: #183 NemoParticularis

I don't recall ever seeing P&T attack religion "qua religion," as you say, but even if they have, it's the price we pay for having that pesky First Amendment. The marketplace will ultimately decide the issue, anyway, particularly if enough offended people stop watching their shows. I wouldn't want to see our society emulate the Muslims, whose response to any ridicule of Islam or Mohammed (defined by Muslims, of course, as inclusive of any criticism whatsoever) is "Off with their heads!"

190 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:53:13pm

re: #142 Thanos

Penn and Teller both have a long association with the CSI(COP) going back to Zetetic days. (original name for the Skeptical Inquirer in the 70's or 80's... alzheimers setting in here.)

Now there's also Skeptic

There's also Free Inquiry magazine.

191 Summer  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:54:31pm

re: #190 Salamantis

Free Inquiry also has an amazingly great weekly podcast which I listen to. =)


Also, The Skeptic's Guide to the Universe is a great and fun show which I also listen to every week as well.

192 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:54:50pm

re: #189 Amy

I wouldn't want to see our society emulate the Muslims, whose response to any ridicule of Islam or Mohammed (defined by Muslims, of course, as inclusive of any criticism whatsoever) is "Off with their heads!"

Agreed. But I would LOVE to see P&T grow a pair and take on the Mohammedans. But they won't - and if they did, the dhimmis at the networkwho run their shows will certainly not. Remember what happened to the creators of South Park.

193 Summer  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:56:36pm

re: #192 NemoParticularis

I'm not sure that P&T wouldn't, actually. They seem like the kind of guys who probably don't give a rat's ass about political correctness when it comes to Islam, and would probably love to rip it apart.

Why don't you suggest it to them?

194 Jim D  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:57:14pm

re: #175 J6


#1 Where did matter come from? Did it create itself, was it created, did it always exist? Since it is present it must have one of those sources.

Science, as it stands, does not claim to know the answer to this.

195 Charles  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:58:33pm

I guess "Rule303" didn't feel like giving any examples of that "deep hatred" he's so ready to accuse people of.

196 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 3:59:35pm

re: #149 Thanos

Yep, they are like South Park Republicans/ Republican Party Reptiles....

Also, Lizards in the Pasadena area might want to hit this in Oct:

[Link: www.skeptic.com...]

Origins : The Big Questions

Shermer will be there along with Ken Miller.

Victor Stenger is the real sleeper there. He's not just an atheist in the sense of not believing in God's presence; he actively proclaims God's absence (if, that is, the God in question possesses the Judeo-Christian-Islamic attributes).

Here is his website:

[Link: www.colorado.edu...]

197 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:00:59pm

re: #172 palarson

Tell me what the latest example of "ICSS" is ?

How does ID theory explain all of the transitional fossils? ( To be valid a scientific theory must have supporting reasonable hypothesis/ test/ studies that demonstrate what is, as well as what is not.)

How does ID theory explain the retroviral DNA enmeshed in same order in our genome as well as those of the primates -- viral bits and pieces that came externally?

How does ID theory explain the fossil whales with pelvis' and double pulley ankle bones like gazelles and Cows? How does it explain why extant species of whales don't have those?

Please do hold forth.

198 Amy  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:02:01pm

re: #192 NemoParticularis

But I would LOVE to see P&T grow a pair and take on the Mohammedans.

I'm wondering what, in particular, about the Muslims P&T could/should take on, since it isn't P&T's thing to attack religion "qua religion." Maybe they could debunk the "religion of peace" nonsense, but you're probably right that the network wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

199 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:02:25pm

re: #193 Summer

I'm not sure that P&T wouldn't, actually. They seem like the kind of guys who probably don't give a rat's ass about political correctness when it comes to Islam, and would probably love to rip it apart. Why don't you suggest it to them?

I an a student of both human nature and history. I know enough about the entertainment industry in general and Penn & Teller in particular to tell you with confidence that they very likely considered doing so the September 11 attack. After entertaining themselves briefly with the concept, they soberly reflected on the mental images of their homes burning to the ground, the decapitated bodies of their loved ones nearby, and concluded that it's always safer to pick on those who generally have not vowed to destroy you if you do so. In the entertainment industry one should ALWAYS go after the low-lying fruit.

200 anubis_soundwave  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:02:59pm

On Origin of Species.

Both sides of the debate need to come to an agreement on one thing:

WE. DON'T. KNOW.

It's true. That's the only certainty we have here.

As far as P&T are concerned: tone is everything. Their tone is lousy re: Christianity.

The ID'ers have a rotten tone as well: deceit in the name of God is contradiction and confusion. It makes me wonder: did they actually read the Book, or did they just memorize passages from the pulpit?

For both sides: Study. Study the Bible. Study evolution and the sciences. Know for yourself; inform yourself. Then you'll be properly informed of both, and have an educated view.

/ "...lean not unto thine own understanding."

201 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:04:11pm

re: #150 Rule303

I used to really enjoy these two but when they start talking faith their bile, especially toward Christians, starts to show.
I'm not a fan of ignorance, regardless of its origins, and I find hatred appalling, regardless of its "justifications". These guys hate and hate deeply. They as often as not show profound ignorance of the Bible while they're dissing it but at the same time assume the cloak of intellectual superiority. It's a shame when talented people turn out to be complete asses.
These entertainers (and that is all they are), my friends, are NOT people you want to use as examples of conservative or libertarian thought and they are very far from being the best to argue "creationism" vs. evolution if you intend to enlighten people and change minds.

"Creationism" (as it's now understood) is often silly, based on ignorance, and embarrassing to folks like me who have Faith in God and faith in science as a path to understanding His creation.
BTW, that idea is why some of the oldest and best universities were founded by, Christians and not just by Christian individuals but by Christian churches. (Oh, and as to what I'd ask my priest as opposed to a "scientists", one of the Fathers at the church I attended in my younger years had a PhD in physics and another in sociology. So, if I had ever thought about it, I guess he would have been a good source for information on those things. ;-))
But the fact that modern "creationism" is silly doesn't justify bashing people of faith.

Mark

I just see Penn & Teller as being living, brathing South Park-ers, and harboring utter contempt for ignorance, intolerance, hypocrisy and stupidity. They are anti-idiotarians par excellence.

202 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:05:16pm

re: #198 Amy

I'm wondering what, in particular, about the Muslims P&T could/should take on, since it isn't P&T's thing to attack religion "qua religion." Maybe they could debunk the "religion of peace" nonsense, but you're probably right that the network wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

Actually they did bash them a bit, IIRC they did a special on terrorism and hit the terrorists as well as the troofers during that.

203 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:05:33pm

re: #198 Amy

I'm wondering what, in particular, about the Muslims P&T could/should take on, since it isn't P&T's thing to attack religion "qua religion." Maybe they could debunk the "religion of peace" nonsense, but you're probably right that the network wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

My dear Miss Amy, they had a field day with the Bible as "Bullshit." Have you ever read the Koran? It makes the Bible look like a science textbook. And I am right: no network would bother, not when Christianity makes such a deliciously easy target.

204 Amy  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:06:24pm

re: #200 anubis_soundwave

I don't think that P&T's tone was directed at Christianity per se. It was directed at Christianity masquerading as science and demanding that public school students be forced to study religious doctrine in the guise of scientific theory.

205 Jim D  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:06:59pm

re: #172 palarson

Could you at least go through the trouble of reading the rebuttals to these tired arguments that have already been posted and referenced dozens of times.

Plenty of folks have already responded to this crap. Why not address these instead of simply repeating the same old tired talking DI talking points?

206 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:08:11pm

re: #166 johnny_t

Oh Charles....so many better axes to grind than this.

Methinks that you are only objecting because it is your sacred ox getting gored this time.

207 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:08:24pm

re: #202 Thanos

Actually they did bash them a bit, IIRC they did a special on terrorism and hit the terrorists as well as the troofers during that.

Perhaps I missed that, Mr. Thanos. I'm not sure about the abbreviation "IIRC". Are you referring to P&T?

208 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:08:48pm

Penn and Teller on Troofers


Penn and Teller

Fuck you terrorists

209 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:09:25pm

re: #207 NemoParticularis

IIRC == if I recall correctly

210 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:09:49pm

So Nemo, your assumption is wrong,.

211 Amy  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:10:37pm

re: #203 NemoParticularis

My dear Miss Amy, they had a field day with the Bible as "Bullshit."

My dear Mr. No One in Particular, I must have missed the part where they called the Bible bullshit. What I thought they were saying, and I may be wrong, is that presenting the Bible as a valid basis for an allegedly scientific theory of creationism is bullshit.

212 ruhlmcu[deleted]  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:11:19pm
213 Amy  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:11:59pm

re: #208 Thanos

Thanks for the links! I'm gonna watch right now. :)

214 Basho  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:12:23pm

re: #211 Amy

In fairness to Nemo, I think s/he is referring to an episodes of bullshit called "Bible: Fact or Fiction." I saw it on the wikipedia entry someone linked.

215 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:13:20pm

re: #167 Basho

Well, for one, the show is called "Bullshit". They should change the name to "Everyone has a right to their own opinion and no ones view is anymore wrong or right than someone else's."

People may have the right to their own opinions, but they do not have a right to their own facts, like the Creation Museum is trying to do. Certainly, considering the empirically proven facts of the matter, the views of such creationists regarding human coexistence with dinosaurs, common ancestry with great apes, and earth age issues are extremely more wrong than are the views of geologists, paleontologists, biologists, botanists, geneticists, and evolutionary theorists in general.

216 Charles  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:13:48pm

Comments telling me I shouldn't post on this subject will be deleted, as I've posted at least a dozen times. Combine it with an insult, and account goes bye bye.

217 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:14:04pm

ruhlmcu could never be used for radiometric dating, it's half life is only one day.

218 Summer  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:14:15pm

re: #212 ruhlmcu

Charles has said many times: it's an important issue. And I totally agree. I'm tired of apologizing for our side of the political spectrum when it comes to Creationism. This war of terrorism falls into a war of rational people against irrational dogmatic idiots. This also applies to Evolution versus Creationism.

219 Basho  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:14:34pm

re: #215 Salamantis

Gah! I forgot to put the sarc tag on that post. This is going to haunt me for a while, isn't it? :(

220 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:14:59pm

re: #168 Gambini

Hi all and I hope you have enjoyed a good Shabbat (i am talking to the jews of course).
So the last trent at LGF is carrying on a crusade against what you call "creationists"? Basically, people who don't believe we're descended from apes or are just here because of some crazy random luck?

Basically, people who turn their noses up at empirical science as though it's week-old tuna, while believing that their particular dogmas smell like roses.

221 Slumbering Behemoth  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:17:36pm

re: #199 NemoParticularis

I don't know. I think that they would love to lay into islam, but the producers of the show and the station heads always get final say on what's aired. Just speculation on my part.

They don't seem to be afraid of terrorist retaliation, though.

NSFW, of course.

222 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:17:58pm

re: #208 Thanos

Penn and Teller on Troofers
[Link: www.youtube.com...]
Penn and Teller [on new WTC]
Fuck you terrorists

The first one pretty much addresses the "troofers." The second - while funny and actually very inspirational (I agree with their final proposal, by the way) never really attacks ISLAM but, rather indirectly attacks the fanaticism of the hijackers. I did like the idea of twin towers of pork.

Why don't they skewer Mohammedan taxi drivers who refuse to ferryblind people with seeing-eye dogs or folks carrying alcohol? Why don't they skewer the barbaric practice of honor killings? Why don't they burrow into all the manifest absurdities of the so-called Religion of Peace? Simple: they make more money with far less risk by attacking people they know will not decapitate them.

Real bravery. Bravo, P&T.

223 Slumbering Behemoth  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:19:59pm

re: #208 Thanos

Penn and Teller on Troofers

[Link: www.youtube.com...]


Penn and Teller

Fuck you terrorists

Aw, ya beat me to it.

Note to self: hit "new comments" before posting.

224 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:20:54pm

re: #211 Amy

My dear Mr. No One in Particular, I must have missed the part where they called the Bible bullshit. What I thought they were saying, and I may be wrong, is that presenting the Bible as a valid basis for an allegedly scientific theory of creationism is bullshit.

No offense, Miss Amy. I address you as such out of respect, but I am pleased that you deciphered my nom-de-petit foozball verde. I was referring to a different episode.

225 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:21:13pm

re: #222 NemoParticularis

It skewers the fundamentalist asshole terrorists and is direct and true to target. They dont' attack all of Islam for the same reason that they don't attack all of Christianity.

226 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:23:09pm

re: #214 Basho

In fairness to Nemo, I think s/he is referring to an episodes of bullshit called "Bible: Fact or Fiction." I saw it on the wikipedia entry someone linked.

Precisely, Mr. Basho. And Nemo is a male - just click on the avatar next to my name.

227 RightOnTheLeftCoast  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:24:10pm

re: #175 J6

#1 Where did matter come from? Did it create itself, was it created, did it always exist? Since it is present it must have one of those sources.

That's what the astrophysics is attempting to learn. Considering that the ability to detect the background "noise" in all directions that provides the best indication of the "big bang" only happened within the last several decades, it's logical that there's much that we don't yet know. In science, "I don't know" is a valid answer, inspiring the search for answers to the question.

Also, that last sentence is presumptuous. As the understanding of the nature of matter (and anti-matter, for that matter...) deepens, we may discover that those aren't the only options available. Bottom line: The answer and the discoveries that lead to that answer are still being sought and discovered.

#2 Since there were no starter forms when matter began evolving, did it start with the necessary genetic information or did it have to teach itself the necessary genetic information? If it taught itself, how did it first add that creative and original information?

Another "I don't know", and something that evolution doesn't even pretend to explain. Evolutionary theory says nothing about the origin of life. It only seeks to explain the process by which living things, whatever their original source, adapt over time to their environment.

#3 Given the infinite ratio of nonviable evolutions to an extremely minor ratio of viable evolutions, how do we explain the variety of flora and fauna evident? Paired with that, why is the body such a tight system with little extraneous construction and yet built so efficiently as to also function when necessity removes portions?

When you say "body", I assume you're referring to the human body. There are many pats of the human body that indicate old functions minimized because of reduced need: The appendix and the vestiges of a tail in the coxxyx for example.
The variety of flora and fauna? Billions of years growing and reproducing under different conditions and locations resulting untold generations later in forms better suited to those environments.

#4 Given that the intention of evolution is to take forms present and to alter them in beneficial ways, how did it know what things were beneficial so as not to remove them? How did it know HOW to change? This cannot be answered with a statement about mating pairs looking for appealing traits as that assumes progress that this question seeks to answer. Please answer it from the earliest stages.

Here, I believe, you make a fundamentally invalid assumption: That evolution has intent. Evolution is not a being, it is a word to describe a process by which adaptations occur over long periods of time. It has no intent, does not know anything, and takes no active role in determining whether a mutation is beneficial or harmful, or in removing the harmful ones from the mix (they do that by themselves by not surviving over time). It is simply a process.
Another fallacy here is that "progress" or a more advanced form of life is necessarily going to be the result.
The traits that predominate have less to do with being "appealing", and more to do with being more successful in surviving and reproducing under the conditions present. If, for example, the atmosphere were to become more acidic, those that had the trait of being able to survive and thrive in an acidic environment would be the ones to predominate with those unable to adapt to an acidic environment eventually becoming extinct. If a byproduct is that intelligence of the species diminished, so be it.

#5 How long did all this take? How do you know?

Probably billions of years. Many factors such as the vastness and rate of expansion of the universe, and the rate of radioactive decay, point to this

228 eclectic infidel  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:24:38pm

re: #1 zombie

Penn & Teller are formidable opponents! Mockery is the cruelest weapon!

And it's well-deserved mockery at that. I find myself wondering how creationists/iders can actually take themselves seriously. I mean, what's the colour of the sky in their world? Honestly, these people sound like freaks. Social freaks. I think my lucky stars I never had to deal with people like this. Heck, I'm damn glad I was never indoctrinated with this garbage. And they want to force this BS into the public schools? What a vile bunch of people.

229 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:24:40pm

re: #225 Thanos

It skewers the fundamentalist asshole terrorists and is direct and true to target. They dont' attack all of Islam for the same reason that they don't attack all of Christianity.

Perhaps you missed their "Bible: Fact or Fiction" episode of Bullshit.

Guess how the verdict went on this one.

230 Amy  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:26:54pm

re: #214 Basho

I think s/he is referring to an episodes of bullshit called "Bible: Fact or Fiction."

If someone can give me a link, I'll be happy to watch it.

231 eclectic infidel  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:27:22pm

re: #24 mbruce

Their show on recycling is also chock-full of moonbat-battling goodness.

That was a good show. I especially liked the part where they had something close to 1 dozen special recycling cans for each kind of waste. Hilarious.

232 Basho  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:28:17pm
233 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:29:35pm

re: #228 eclectic infidel

Honestly, these people sound like freaks. Social freaks. I think my lucky stars I never had to deal with people like this. Heck, I'm damn glad I was never indoctrinated with this garbage. And they want to force this BS into the public schools? What a vile bunch of people.

Thick tar and a broad brush, Mr. Infidel, are hardly the tools of diplomacy. I have had the pleasure and privilege of traveling thoughout this nation and have had occasion to sup with many of these folks - oftentimes in their homes - and I can tell you that, while their zeal may be misdirected, they are hardly freaks and not a one of them have ever treated me in such a fashion as I would them "vile."

And I am NO creationist.

234 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:29:41pm

re: #229 NemoParticularis

Watch again, do they attack organized religion and the problems with the bible, or do they attack all of christianity? Are you being thin skinned, are you seething?

235 J6  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:30:23pm

re: #182 GORDON MAROCK

You really don't get it. These are all great points, and there is a lot science cannot explain. However, in the event that there is/was a creator, it is just as likely that the creator was either a giant robot, space alien, Ganesh or the Christian God. Accordingly, the discussion is fine for philosophy or religion class, but not for science class.

Don't worry about whether or not I get it, I'll leave those kinds of elitist assumptions of my intelligence to the liberals. I'd love to hear answers to the questions.

re: #188 Summer

I don't really have time to type out an essay but on point #4, which is actually not a bad question, Evolution doesn't actually "know" anything. Evolution is brainless, thoughtless, purposeless. It's a theory which explains how something got from point A to point E or F, and what the steps (b, c, d etc...) were in between. Evolution isn't a person, or a thing. It is a theory which describes a set of facts, or occurrences. It's like saying "How does light know it can't break a certain speed?" The answer is, of course, light doesn't actually know anything. It happens to follow certain dictates which our theories explain as...dictates.

I didn't want essays so your response was dandy :) Light is visible presently and thus also subject to empirical research. The comparison to a study of historical events for which there was no impartial observer doesn't work. I wonder from your response, do I sense that you realize the infinite odds one must hit (repeatedly I'll add) in order for random chaos to pull off the results that are obviously present today?

re: #194 Jim D

(about #1)

Science, as it stands, does not claim to know the answer to this.

For all three responses, I guess I didn't realize how much faith it takes to believe in science.

236 Amy  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:30:25pm
237 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:31:31pm

re: #234 Thanos

Watch again, do they attack organized religion and the problems with the bible, or do they attack all of christianity? Are you being thin skinned, are you seething?

I shall watch again, Mr. Thanos. If you are correct, then I shall apologize for my erroneous characterization and thank you for your correction.

238 Josephine  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:32:54pm

re: #98 debutaunt

The first writings were ghostlike incantations consisting of long lines of Cheerios.

LOL, that's good.

239 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:34:43pm

re: #237 NemoParticularis

I haven't watched but feel safe in the statement from reading them for years - they tend to respect freedom of belief, but they attack extremists who try to force beliefs on others through law or other means. It's somewhat their hallmark.

240 jcm  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:35:23pm

re: #229 NemoParticularis

Perhaps you missed their "Bible: Fact or Fiction" episode of Bullshit.

Guess how the verdict went on this one.

As I posted up thread, take notes, and thing how to answer the questions they pose.

They think about how you'd share the gospel with those questions being asked.

241 Annar  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:35:36pm

re: #194 Jim D

Science, as it stands, does not claim to know the answer to this.

Nonetheless there are hypotheses like that of the multiverse put forward by Sir Martin Rees. What makes a lot of this hard to imagine is that ths the big bank scenario is played backwards not only does all matter get crunched into the singularity but so does our time axis! So it becomes ridiculuous to ask the 'before' question from our temporal viewpoint.

Currently the most viable hypothesis has us in an 11 dimensional space so if our little four dimensional plot were to shrink to a point it would not mean all that was there really disappeared with all its contents.

242 Summer  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:35:41pm

re: #235 J6

I didn't want essays so your response was dandy :) Light is visible presently and thus also subject to empirical research. The comparison to a study of historical events for which there was no impartial observer doesn't work. I wonder from your response, do I sense that you realize the infinite odds one must hit (repeatedly I'll add) in order for random chaos to pull off the results that are obviously present today?

Actually, no. Look up Richard Dawkins on Youtube explaining his presentation of "Mount Improbable" from the early 1980's lecture series. =)

You're falling into the fallacy of looking at ourselves and saying "We are the final result", when we actually aren't. There are billions of results all around us - some have failed, some stopped after getting someplace like a dead end, and some became other things - some of which became us. Some even backtrack as well. We're the lucky ones who are the products of a process which has killed off trillions of things to refine us into what we are today - and it isn't finished yet. But that's just it: we are the lucky ones.

243 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:36:32pm

re: #172 palarson

To me the primary reason for the success of the theory of evolution is that it provides a fig leaf for people to use to hide behind in their denial of God. As someone who has observed the misery that life can be I suggest its not foolish to long for the care and redemption of an all powerful and loving God, but I digress.

Your opening paragraph, which endeavors to morph and divert the discussion away from evolutionary theory's testability and empirical evidence support vs. creationism's untestability and lack of empirical evidence support to a slagging match condemning Bad Old Athiests while defending Good Old God, is precisely the main point that is pushed in the Disco Institute's Wedge Strategy document.

I choose to not argue over points of fundamental creationism, instead I strongly prefer to focus on the believability of the evolutionists core and primary argument, namely that complex organic systems can be created through the chance occurrence of random genetic mutation. This has not been proven and has apparently been disproved through the use of standard statistical models.

The Irreduceable Complexity argument, proferred by the Disco Institute shill Behe, has been irretriveably refuted, by Ken Miller among many others, and the argument from the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics falls to the fact of an external planetary energy source called the Sun. Other arguments regarding the likelihood of the universe being as it is, with its present parameters allowing life, vs. other ways it might have been, are instances of the Observer Selection Effect Fallacy, which is related to the Anthropic Principle.

You may respond by asking about the 500 generations of bacteria that learned to eat citrate? My answer to that is to ask how the change to eating citrate represents an advance to a higher level of existence? My guess is that the mutations required were simple, did not occur simultaneously, and caused no inter-adaptive crippling which would render the species unable to survive through the course of time required to achieve the needed "next step" mutations.

For you to ask questions based upon the mistaken idea of a 'higher level of existence' is for you to demonstrate your lack of understanding of evolutionary theory. Evolution is not in any cosmically 'higher' direction, but merely in the direction of better accommodation of an organism population with its exological niche. No other species of e. coli on the planet can metabolize citric acid; that would seem to be an essential difference. And when two populations cannot interbreed, we are on solid ground in declaring that they are examples of differing species. Microevolutionary differences accumulate over time and generations until this macroevolutionary threshhold is breached. We have fruit flies like that, too, btw.

To be continued...

244 Amy  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:38:28pm

Nemo:

They say right up front that if your belief in the Bible is based on faith, then "nothing can touch you." In other words, they have no problem with those who have a faith-based belief in the Bible. What they are saying is that the Bible is not a factually or historically accurate description and that any claim to the contrary is bullshit. Thus, I don't see it as an attack on Christianity (or, actually, on Judaism, since they are referring to the Jewish Bible) per se, but on claims that what the Bible says must be considered the literal, objective truth.

245 Rule303  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:39:07pm

re: #195 Charles

I guess "Rule303" didn't feel like giving any examples of that "deep hatred" he's so ready to accuse people of.

Now that's just a cheap shot and undeserving. Though I visit often I don't spend all day here, especially a Saturday.
Do a web search. I suspect you'll find enough examples on your own.

Mark

246 freetoken  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:42:54pm

re: #175 J6

Alright, just gonna put my questions out there in one of these all-too-often threads and see what I get.

Just to clarify... remember there are two distinct conversations we often have in these threads:

A - the civics discussion (the establishment of religion, in these cases meaning particular beliefs of particular sects.)

B - science and religions questions

When P&T and others discuss school boards, etc., the discussion really going on is A above, even though people like to throw in B.

So, on to your science questions:

#1 Where did matter come from? Did it create itself, was it created, did it always exist? Since it is present it must have one of those sources.

Those are not questions for biology or evolution, but rather for cosmology.

#2 Since there were no starter forms when matter began evolving, did it start with the necessary genetic information or did it have to teach itself the necessary genetic information? If it taught itself, how did it first add that creative and original information?

This is the Origin of Life question, which is also distinct from speciation (evolution.) Amino acids form where you have carbon on nitrogen. There are many resources on the web which discuss OoL... needless to say, life would not have started with DNA as we now have it.

#3 Given the infinite ratio of nonviable evolutions to an extremely minor ratio of viable evolutions, how do we explain the variety of flora and fauna evident? Paired with that, why is the body such a tight system with little extraneous construction and yet built so efficiently as to also function when necessity removes portions?

Technically not "infinite"... just rather large. What you are doing here (and your following point) is just a sophisticated version of the "Anthropic Principal". Also, you are making more of the differences between life forms than there really are. We are after all not that much different than salamanders or fish! We animals are essentially variations on the same theme; similarly with flowering plants which are pretty much all alike.

#5 How long did all this take? How do you know?

Microscopic fossils in old rock would lead us to believe that simple life forms have been on earth for a very long time. Do a search for "precambrian" paleontology.

247 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:46:14pm

re: #172 palarson

The trick of course, to give evolutionists the easier task, is to postulate the existence of a broken sub-system with a single missing part and ask them to find a way to prove that random genetic mutation will transpire in such a way as to recreate the missing part over a short enough period of time such that the higher level system doesn't die-off, or devolve to the point where the remaining sub-system parts settle into a lower level functioning arrangement (separtely or together), during the time required for the system as a whole to mutationally re-invent and re-integrate the part back into the previously described sub-system.

My belief on the subject is that non integrated and malfunctioning sub-systems will at the very least perform the function of uncontrolled ballast yielding nothing but load to the higher level system, at the worst they are the very mutations which put the organism on the path to its own extinction.

The basic conceptual mistake here, willful or otherwise, is to maintain that these components must evolve in some sort of lockstep chronological order. Actually, many different components of a particular whole, either alone or in many different combinations, can subserve their own beneficial and selectable functions. In fact, what is now perceived as a whole may in the future itself be subsumed as a part of another whole, after another beneficial mutation is linked with it.

In conclusion, the argument hypothesized by evolutionists that a single celled organism together with its constituent sub-system parts locked together in an apparently well ordered, interrelated, and integrated manner, will evolve to higher levels given enough time under ever evolving inter, extra and intra environmental system conditions, while necessarily creating, supporting and carrying forward all the needed in-between stages of all the soon and in-the-future to be needed sub-system component parts, in their not yet fully functioning or integrated stages, while avoiding any single mutational mis-step resulting in self extinction or devolution back down the life complex path, strains credibility to the highest degree.

You must have missed the latest work done in this field:

New Evidence That Ancient Choanoflagellates' Form Evolutionary Link Between Single-celled And Multi-celled Organisms
[Link: www.sciencedaily.com...]

Note: Irreducibly Complex Sub Systems (ICSS) are those from which no component part may be subtracted or substantially altered without rendering the remaining parts incapable of performing the functionality required of it by the containing system. Should one of the parts be removed the higher level system, now lacking the functionality the ICSS provided, is forced to adapt downward in the tree of life by shedding higher level functionality, subsist in conditions for which it is inadequately adapted, or become extinct.

Note: every prospective candidate that Behe has put forward to fill such a definition - the eye, the flagellum, etc., has been conclusively debunked. As the matter now stands, there are no "Irreduceable Complex Sub Systems."

248 Summer  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:49:27pm

re: #246 freetoken

The problem with arguing either two conversations is that they invariably turn into one. The reason they turn into one conversation is because the Creationist side view their mythology as reality and that, to them, is science. It explains everything they want to know. And if anyone ever says that one single thing is wrong, especially their view about how we got here, then everything they know is attacked and discredited.

For instance, say that Joshua really didn't stop the sun moving...and they accuse you of being the cause of Nazi atrocities, drugs, crime, prostitution, the decline of morality, death and torment, and the very existence of evil in the world.

They're not rational people.

249 eclectic infidel  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:49:30pm

re: #233 NemoParticularis

I hear you that the ones you've met are good folk. However, insisting that their faith be taught as science, that it's up to a superstitious bunch of religious folk to decide what is and is not science based on a whim, well, that just strikes me a slimy. And you know, it is vile of them to push their RELIGIOUS agenda as if it's "proven" & "scientific". They are being deceitful. Period.

250 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:50:37pm

re: #174 Amy

Aside from the grammatical and punctuation errors in the above statement, it's simply ridiculous and untrue. Some views ARE more right than others. For example, I could take the "view" that the moon is made of green cheese; does that mean that my "view" should be accorded the same respect as that of a NASA scientist who can definitively state, based on scientific evidence, that the moon is not made of green cheese? I may have a "right" to my idiotic "view" about the composition of the moon, but does that mean that I can demand that my "view" be taught in schools alongside the results of geological research done on the moon?

As one of the scientists in the video said, science is not democratic. It's not a matter of voting for your favorite theory.

As far as I am concerned, it IS bullshit to argue that creationism has any scientific basis whatsoever. Keep religion in churches and synagogues, and keep it out of our schools.

In fact, the definition comes dangerously close to the "everybody has their own truth" mantra that the hippie moonbats were chanting back in the psychedilic era, that led to imbecilies following such characters as the Ramtha-channeling JZ Knight, the Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh, the Process Church of the Final Judgment, the Flirty Fishing Children of God, the Solar Temple, and Heaven's Gate.

251 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:51:09pm

re: #239 Thanos

I haven't watched but feel safe in the statement from reading them for years - they tend to respect freedom of belief, but they attack extremists who try to force beliefs on others through law or other means. It's somewhat their hallmark.

Watch it. Fortunately, I have a sense of humor and found a lot of it quite funny, actually. However, they are attacking both the Bible and Christianity. And the tone is often condescendingly mocking. They are mocking my religion, Mr. Thanos.

But that's okay. *shrug* This is the Unitesd States of America. And I can take it.

But they're not attacking the Bible and Christianity in the context of the creationist debate or the efforts of Christians to say that science somehow "proves" their religion. They are attacking it because they think it's all bullshit.

Still...they are attacking what they perceive to be bullshit. Fair enough. Now let's see them grow a set of balls do the same to the Koran.

252 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:53:45pm

re: #244 Amy

Nemo:

They say right up front that if your belief in the Bible is based on faith, then "nothing can touch you." In other words, they have no problem with those who have a faith-based belief in the Bible. What they are saying is that the Bible is not a factually or historically accurate description and that any claim to the contrary is bullshit. Thus, I don't see it as an attack on Christianity (or, actually, on Judaism, since they are referring to the Jewish Bible) per se, but on claims that what the Bible says must be considered the literal, objective truth.

In that case, they would have a field day with both Isalm and the Koran, madam, as followers of the former regard the latter with a slavish literalism that transcends the most devout Christian Campbellite.

Please don't hold your breath waiting for the next episode of P&T titled: "The Koran: Fact or Fiction?"

253 Amy  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:57:40pm

re: #250 Salamantis

The irony is that the creationists are using the same weapons introduced by the moral relativists to impose the Judeo-Christian theory of how the universe and life on Earth began on schoolchildren. It's a clear case of co-optation.

254 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:58:40pm

re: #249 eclectic infidel

I hear you that the ones you've met are good folk. However, insisting that their faith be taught as science, that it's up to a superstitious bunch of religious folk to decide what is and is not science based on a whim, well, that just strikes me a slimy. And you know, it is vile of them to push their RELIGIOUS agenda as if it's "proven" & "scientific". They are being deceitful. Period.

All that most of these people want is that their children not be turned into good little socialist, secularist, liberal drones. A great many of tem have simply chosen to educate their children at home - and have suffered terrible at the hands to state agencies for making a decision that is rightfully theirs.

This is not to justify their erroneous agenda. On many occasions I have sat with them until the wee hours of the morning debating this issue (beer and whisky do make the debate go so much more smoothly) and while we still disagree later in the morning, we nevertheless agree on the fact that we love our country and that liberty must always prevail if we are to be a free people.

Perhaps you might consider doing some traveling, Mr. Infidel.

255 freetoken  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:59:40pm

re: #248 Summer

They're not rational people.

I've wondered about that... If they are truly irrational, does that mean we are saying they have a mental disorder? Would that be too hard of a conclusion (I think it may be so...). If they were members of a trial jury, and the prosecution presented some hard evidence (e.g., genetic evidence) would they accept it, or would it just be ignored? This is a thorny issue... but when one presents overwhelming physical evidence to somebody and that person outright rejects it, what are we to think?

Regardless... I push them back into thinking about the two conversations as I feel it is the right thing to do in the long run to continually remind everyone that our essential (constitutional) agreement is that government is beyond the bray of sectarian strife.

256 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 4:59:42pm

re: #251 NemoParticularis

You know what it still is a free country, why don't you grow a set of balls and attack the Koran if you think it's a measure of character?

You don't like that they destroy fundamentalism creationism in their vid, so you are going the ad hominem route. Can't refute the argument, attack the orator.

257 Amy  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:01:24pm

re: #252 NemoParticularis

Yes, they should have a field day with Islam and the Koran, and I, for one, would love to see it. However, you didn't address the point that they are not attacking Christianity as a faith, but as historical and/or scientific fact.

Btw, I find your addressing me as "Miss Amy" and "Madam" annoying. It's snarky and unnecessary, so please cut it out, OK?

258 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:02:11pm

re: #240 jcm

..think about how you'd share the gospel with those questions being asked.

I try to follow the rule set forth by St. Bernard of Clairvaux (no, not the big, goofy dog with the keg on his neck, but the saint he was named after) who said, "Preach the Gospel daily...use words if necessary."

259 NonNativeTexan  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:05:37pm

6000 year-old earth sounds more scientific than these
two scientific theories.
[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

260 Summer  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:08:47pm

re: #255 freetoken

I don't think they have a mental disorder as much as they are simply brainwashed - in most cases beyond repair.

It's like Muslims who truly think that Mohammed was the perfect man. You see how they twist everything into proving that he was, even justifying his little pedophile jaunts with Aisha to the point where they sound absolutely ridiculous stating that their scripture clearly says this is perfectly justified because "it is so writ".

261 Spar Kling  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:09:16pm

To me, the P & T segments looked like a combat between a blind cobra and a crippled mongoose, full of knocking down straw dummies, ascribing motives, and just plain idiocy.

Dr. Gish took the idiocy prize, but my favorite quote was from Dr. Eugenie Scott that "Natural selection is the opposite of chance." As if Darwin was up there somewhere deterministically choosing breeding pairs.

Then there was her statement "It would be unfair to tell students that there is a serious dispute going on among scientists whether evolution took place." Unfair? What does fairness have to do with anything?

But there is a debate and new discoveries such as relatively fresh, unfossilized dinosaur bones have demonstrated serious problems with the evolutionary sequences.

But this is not a problem for Dr. Scott. She goes on to claim that creationists treat science unfairly. "If one little piece of the evolutionary puzzle doesn't fit the whole thing has to go. That's not the way science is done."

At least not in evolutionary biology. In the face of mounting evidence against traditional evolutionary explanations, Darwinists simply ignore or accommodate the evidence. This is in sharp contrast with the physical sciences where one little neutrino or some missing mass can change your entire outlook.

Disclaimer: The statements above do not constitute an endorsement or advocacy of teaching any religion in science classes.

262 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:10:00pm

re: #175 J6

Alright, just gonna put my questions out there in one of these all-too-often threads and see what I get. Keep responses short and please try to reference the number so everyone knows about what you are speaking. Here are some of my starter questions meant with no hostility. These would be asked toward the evolutionary crowd.

STRONG>#1 Where did matter come from? Did it create itself, was it created, did it always exist? Since it is present it must have one of those sources.

The Big Bang happened. The best scientific hypothesis now concerning how it happened is the random appearance of a quantum fluctuation.

#2 Since there were no starter forms when matter began evolving, did it start with the necessary genetic information or did it have to teach itself the necessary genetic information? If it taught itself, how did it first add that creative and original information?

Origins of Life theory is now speculating that forms with the ability to produce high fidelity copies were preceded by forms with the ability to produce low fidelity copies, and that some of those low fidelity copies were mutations possessing higher copying fidelity. These, of course, increased in number relative to the population in general.

#3 Given the infinite ratio of nonviable evolutions to an extremely minor ratio of viable evolutions, how do we explain the variety of flora and fauna evident? Paired with that, why is the body such a tight system with little extraneous construction and yet built so efficiently as to also function when necessity removes portions?

Two billion years, or a million times the span from Jesus until now, furnishes plenty of time for that to happen. And our bodies are far from perfect organisms; evolution has left us with ocular blind spots, spinal problems from standing upright, and diabetes from being able to produce rich food that was formerly not available in such dietary quantities - and there are many more such anomalies (not even to bring up inheritable diseases, or the fact that fully a third of human embryos spontaneously abort due to defects, while some infants are born with horrible malformations). And it all depends upon what part of the body you remove how well it subsequently performs. Most of the unduplicated internal organs, for instance, cannot be dispensed with, and the removal of sensory organs handicaps perception just like the removal of certain muscle and bone structures handicaps mobility (in other words, the way that the human body evolved allows for much functionality in its niche, which is to be evolutionarily expected).

#4 Given that the intention of evolution is to take forms present and to alter them in beneficial ways, how did it know what things were beneficial so as not to remove them? How did it know HOW to change? This cannot be answered with a statement about mating pairs looking for appealing traits as that assumes progress that this question seeks to answer. Please answer it from the earliest stages.

It didn't know how to change. Not being consciously aware, it doesn't 'know' anything. It doesn't 'intend' anything, either. A bunch of random mutations occur, and the beneficial ones survive and reproduce.

#5 How long did all this take? How do you know?

Two billion years plus. Radiometric dating of the earliest fossils found (and they are very tiny), and the geological strata in which they occur.

Thanks in advance! Given the atmosphere around here lately I can't help but feel I'm stepping into a lion's den where everyone presumes I can only be educated by a pulpit...let's see I guess.

Hope this helps.

263 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:11:11pm

re: #261 Spar Kling

Got a link for the "fresh dinosaur bones" ?

264 jaunte  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:12:24pm

re: #261 Spar Kling

n the face of mounting evidence against traditional evolutionary explanations..."
Please, post some.

265 Amy  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:12:50pm

re: #259 NonNativeTexan

The 6000 year old earth nonsense is not "scientific" at all and has been disproven by discoveries in astronomy, geology, paleontology and biology.

And if the theories described in the article you posted turn out to be false, they will be thrown onto the ash heap of failed theories. It's only the creationists who insist that their theory is true despite the fact that there is no scientific basis for it at all. It is a completely circular argument to say to that the Bible is the evidence that proves that the Bible is true, but that's what it boils down to.

266 mama winger  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:12:55pm

re: #260 Summer

Not brainwashed here. I am quite rational most days, and fiercely independent. I choose, (yes - it is my informed choice ) - to view you, Summer, as more than just another highly evolved animal.

Most days, I also view myself and others in the same enlightened fashion. That is, most others. I am not quite sure about my ex-husband.

267 mossley  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:12:57pm

re: #264 jaunte

n the face of mounting evidence against traditional evolutionary explanations..."
Please, post some.


And make sure it's from a real scientific source.

268 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:13:46pm

re: #187 NemoParticularis

Indeed. Like most his liberal theologian ilk, he is little more than a milquetoast secular humanist in mitre and chasuble drag. Unfortunately for those of us who are united in the cause of conservatism and opposed to the ongoing predations of Mohammedanism, the rising tide of dhimmitude appears to be coming from the ocean of...secular humanist liberals, many of whom still labor under the Christophobic delusion that Pastor Goober and his flock at the Mayberry Baptist Church preset a more dire and immediate threat to Western civilization than do the ululating hordes of barbarian Mohammedans.

Good evening, Mr. Salamantis. A pleasure to see you again, sir. As you can see, I have finally chosen an avatar.

Hi, Nemo! It's a pleasure to see you again!

And I see that you are now trying to impose the "No True Scotsman" fallacy upon Christians with whom you disagree...;~)

269 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:14:08pm

re: #261 Spar Kling

How does ID theory explain all of the transitional fossils? ( To be valid a scientific theory must have supporting reasonable hypothesis/ test/ studies that demonstrate what is, as well as what is not.)

How does ID theory explain the retroviral DNA enmeshed in same order in our genome as well as those of the primates -- viral bits and pieces that came externally?

How does ID theory explain the fossil whales with pelvis' and double pulley ankle bones like gazelles and Cows? How does it explain why extant species of whales don't have those?

270 Josephine  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:14:21pm

Hi, All!

What have I missed?

/Just kidding!

Thanks for posting the video, Charles; my husband and I really enjoyed it!

271 mama winger  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:14:28pm

re: #266 mama winger

Addendum - I have never known one of my Christian friends to twist the Scriptures in such a way as to excuse pedophilia. Please limit these kinds of comparisons to the real world.

272 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:14:29pm

re: #266 mama winger

Not brainwashed here. I am quite rational most days, and fiercely independent. I choose, (yes - it is my informed choice ) - to view you, Summer, as more than just another highly evolved animal.

Most days, I also view myself and others in the same enlightened fashion. That is, most others. I am not quite sure about my ex-husband.

Good to see you back, how was the cabin?

273 Jim D  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:16:10pm

re: #241 Annar

Nonetheless there are hypotheses like that of the multiverse put forward by Sir Martin Rees. What makes a lot of this hard to imagine is that ths the big bank scenario is played backwards not only does all matter get crunched into the singularity but so does our time axis! So it becomes ridiculuous to ask the 'before' question from our temporal viewpoint.

Currently the most viable hypothesis has us in an 11 dimensional space so if our little four dimensional plot were to shrink to a point it would not mean all that was there really disappeared with all its contents.

The standard cosmological models cannot be applied past the point where a quantum theory of gravity becomes necessary. The singularity in the model shouldn't be taken seriously since it occurs after the point where our physical theories break down.

Time and space may well make sense well after this, but we cannot say.

Also, I don't think M theory is the most viable hypothesis for the description of our universe. M and string theories have not yet made any testable predictions about the universe. I think it's a stretch to call these viable when we have no evidence of extra dimension, super symmetry, and all of the other fun stuff that comes along with these theories.


I wouldn't call M theory a viable hypothesis.

274 mama winger  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:17:08pm

re: #272 Thanos

Good to see you back, how was the cabin?

I am so dirty and dusty and smelly I offend my own dogs.

I could take a shower I suppose, but it would wash off all my mosquito repellent. :)

It was great - two weeks plus of fishing and silence and woods and lakes. I hate civilization.

275 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:17:22pm

re: #256 Thanos

You know what it still is a free country, why don't you grow a set of balls and attack the Koran if you think it's a measure of character?

You don't like that they destroy fundamentalism creationism in their vid, so you are going the ad hominem route. Can't refute the argument, attack the orator.

With regard to your first question, Mr. Thanos: I don't have a nationally-viewed cable television show. Secondly, if I did, I would not have it for long if I did such a thing because the cowards for whom I worked would not allow it. Thirdly, I have done so wherever I can on this site: search the phrase Islamo delenda est.

I can see the point in attacking the Genesis accounts of Creation and the Great Flood as established scientific fact. But when they turn their guns on Jesus Christ?

I cannot prove to anyone that he rose from the dead or worked all those miracles, nor is it my intention to do so. It makes no difference to me whether you believe the Gospels or not. But I can tell you this: there is no story that he ever made anyone blind or a cripple; there is no story that he ever killed anyone or raised his hand except to heal and comfort. Jesus said "Love thy enemies and pray for those who do evil to you."

Mohammed said, "Slay the infidel."

The ad hominem route? Hardly, Mr. Thanos. I'm simply pointing out the hypocrisy of P&T along with the fact that that sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander - especially when the gander preaches jihad against my entire civilization.

276 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:18:25pm

re: #274 mama winger

I am so dirty and dusty and smelly I offend my own dogs.

I could take a shower I suppose, but it would wash off all my mosquito repellent. :)

It was great - two weeks plus of fishing and silence and woods and lakes. I hate civilization.


Sounds wonderful, and I'm glad you enjoyed the time.

277 Summer  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:18:48pm

re: #261 Spar Kling

Fresh unfossilized dinosaur bones...?

Did I miss some sort of gigantic discovery and Nobel prize in the last few years or something?

278 mama winger  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:19:39pm

re: #276 Thanos

Sounds wonderful, and I'm glad you enjoyed the time.

I did - I hope to get back there for another couple of weeks next month. Can you believe the leaves are already changing on some of the maples up there? Low's in the 50's at night.

279 Sharmuta  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:20:08pm

re: #267 mossley

And make sure it's from a real scientific source.

That's always the clincher, isn't it?

280 jaunte  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:20:19pm

re: #277 Summer

He may be referring to this:
[Link: www.newscientist.com...]

281 Summer  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:21:15pm

re: #271 mama winger

I'm sorry, but the scriptures have been used and twisted to justify everything from genocide to slavery of black people and others - because it was so written. And people who had "faith" believed that this was right, because it was written in the same way the Creationists have faith that it is right because it is written.

I'm not bashing Christianity or Judaism as a whole, but I am bashing dogmatic faith.

282 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:21:53pm

Of course chicken and other aves bones do not count since they are part of dinosauria.


mmmm more homemade seafood and shredded beef enchiladas headed down the stairs to me now, I love my wife for many reasons.

283 mama winger  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:22:27pm

re: #281 Summer

I'm not bashing Christianity or Judaism as a whole,

So, which parts , exactly ?

284 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:24:04pm

re: #200 anubis_soundwave

On Origin of Species.

Both sides of the debate need to come to an agreement on one thing:

WE. DON'T. KNOW.

It's true. That's the only certainty we have here.

Actually, evolutionary theory does know a helluva lot that creationists illegitimately deny - and they have the empirical evidence to support it.

As far as P&T are concerned: tone is everything. Their tone is lousy re: Christianity.

The ID'ers have a rotten tone as well: deceit in the name of God is contradiction and confusion. It makes me wonder: did they actually read the Book, or did they just memorize passages from the pulpit?

One would wonder then, whether it makes more sense to believe that some of those old tribesmen who wrote the ancient scriptures were simply people of their era, with all of the lack of scientific understanding that this entails, rather than that God stuck those very old fossils and those extremely old rocks all around the planet, and all of those artifactual retroviral DNA sequences in all the cells, just to pull peoples' legs...

For both sides: Study. Study the Bible. Study evolution and the sciences. Know for yourself; inform yourself. Then you'll be properly informed of both, and have an educated view.

/ "...lean not unto thine own understanding."

Mine own understanding is the only one I have to lean unto, so I educate and inform it as much as I can.

285 J6  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:24:23pm

HUGE apologies for this length! New answers in bold. Had to cut back so refer to questions in original post (#175)

re: #227 RightOnTheLeftCoast

re: #175 J6

#1

That's what the astrophysics is attempting to learn. Considering that the ability to detect the background "noise" in all directions that provides the best indication of the "big bang" only happened within the last several decades, it's logical that there's much that we don't yet know. In science, "I don't know" is a valid answer, inspiring the search for answers to the question.

Also, that last sentence is presumptuous. As the understanding of the nature of matter (and anti-matter, for that matter...) deepens, we may discover that those aren't the only options available. Bottom line: The answer and the discoveries that lead to that answer are still being sought and discovered.

As far as you wish to expand the big bang to add time to the clock you also have to explain where it got the room and when that room was created. Won't that boggle the clocks :) About the presumption, those are the three sources for things now, I do presume they will also be the three sources forever.

#2

Another "I don't know", and something that evolution doesn't even pretend to explain. Evolutionary theory says nothing about the origin of life. It only seeks to explain the process by which living things, whatever their original source, adapt over time to their environment.

The big bang attempts to explain it. Macroevolution attempts to explain it. Microevolution does not.

#3

When you say "body", I assume you're referring to the human body. There are many pats of the human body that indicate old functions minimized because of reduced need: The appendix and the vestiges of a tail in the coxxyx for example.
The variety of flora and fauna? Billions of years growing and reproducing under different conditions and locations resulting untold generations later in forms better suited to those environments.

I said, "little extraneous construction". Given the number of systems I think I'm allowed a margin of 2 within the term "little". Also, the statement that the coccyx is the vestige of a tail seems presumptuous since it is theoretical and not observed :) To the variety, evolution would push toward a supreme form, thus trumping variety in exchange for results and survivability.

#4

Here, I believe, you make a fundamentally invalid assumption: That evolution has intent. Evolution is not a being, it is a word to describe a process by which adaptations occur over long periods of time. It has no intent, does not know anything, and takes no active role in determining whether a mutation is beneficial or harmful, or in removing the harmful ones from the mix (they do that by themselves by not surviving over time). It is simply a process.
Another fallacy here is that "progress" or a more advanced form of life is necessarily going to be the result.
The traits that predominate have less to do with being "appealing", and more to do with being more successful in surviving and reproducing under the conditions present. If, for example, the atmosphere were to become more acidic, those that had the trait of being able to survive and thrive in an acidic environment would be the ones to predominate with those unable to adapt to an acidic environment eventually becoming extinct. If a byproduct is that intelligence of the species diminished, so be it.

Evolution has the intent of survival. Assumption refuted. The second part hints at rapid and intentional change.

#5 How long did all this take? How do you know?

Probably billions of years. Many factors such as the vastness and rate of expansion of the universe, and the rate of radioactive decay, point to this

Radioactive decay has a limit and it's MUCH earlier than hundreds of thousands much less billions of years. Is there a different technique that reaches back farther?

286 eclectic infidel  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:24:46pm

re: #254 NemoParticularis

All that most of these people want is that their children not be turned into good little socialist, secularist, liberal drones. A great many of tem have simply chosen to educate their children at home - and have suffered terrible at the hands to state agencies for making a decision that is rightfully theirs.

So they want their kids to be turned into religious-based authoritarian drones who mistake faith for science? Since when does the instruction of science equate with socialism? You've gone off the deep end with that one.

If all these folk want are their kids to be raised with their own values, then they should home school, rather than attempt to push their religious agenda in the science classes. Why on Earth isn't there a movement of fundamentalist Christian/YECs pushing for home schooling in this country? Wouldn't this solve all their problems with public schools? They could teach their kids that the Earth was created in 6 days, that liberals are teh stoopid and of teh devil, that evolution is just another godless theory and that the bible is 100% accurate, and anyone who disagrees is goingtoburninhellthankyouverymuch. I think these fundamentalists are pushing in the wrong direction.

287 Summer  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:25:09pm

re: #283 mama winger

I don't have to get into what parts of the bible I believe or don't believe. If somebody wants to believe in a God, that's up to them. But stating that this God and his or her actions are scientific fact is ludicrous and that is not up to them in the classroom. Why is it just the Judeo-Christian version of events that suddenly have to be debated for the origin of the species? Why can't we also then start including the Hindu versions as well? Or do you think those are just absolute flights of fancy and have nothing to do with actual science at all?

288 J6  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:27:06pm

re: #242 Summer

Actually, no. Look up Richard Dawkins on Youtube explaining his presentation of "Mount Improbable" from the early 1980's lecture series. =)

You're falling into the fallacy of looking at ourselves and saying "We are the final result", when we actually aren't. There are billions of results all around us - some have failed, some stopped after getting someplace like a dead end, and some became other things - some of which became us. Some even backtrack as well. We're the lucky ones who are the products of a process which has killed off trillions of things to refine us into what we are today - and it isn't finished yet. But that's just it: we are the lucky ones.

By an honest estimate of the odds there would be no one. 'Lucky or otherwise' because we would have to claim that matter has always been around. Our luck can carry us for a bit but when it fails once we're done.

289 jaunte  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:27:13pm

Dating methods include:
Tree rings (hundreds of years)
Carbon 14 (thousands of years)
Uranium, Thorium, Lead (hundreds of millions of years)
Potassium-Argon (billions of years).

290 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:27:57pm

re: #275 NemoParticularis

So you are ok with offending the Author of Kite Runner, Adil Najam and millions of others who are attempting to reform Islam, but not ok with attacking the lunatic fringe parts of Chrisitianity here who are trying to get to theocratic reign and reverse the Christian reformation?

291 Amy  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:28:22pm

re: #286 eclectic infidel

What you said.

292 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:28:56pm

re: #257 Amy

Yes, they should have a field day with Islam and the Koran, and I, for one, would love to see it. However, you didn't address the point that they are not attacking Christianity as a faith, but as historical and/or scientific fact.

To attack Christianity as that which presents itself as scientific or historical fact is to belabor a strawman, Amy. Most serious Christians (myself and many I know included) do not pretend that our faith substitutes for science or historical fact. It is FAITH...something we believe as a transcendent leap from epirical logic. While I found the P&T episode oftentimes amusing I sometimes found it offensive. I'm no raving Bible-banger, Amy, but I am alert enough to know when my faith is being insulted. What I believe may seem like bullshit to P&T and so many others, but it is what I believe.

Btw, I find your addressing me as "Miss Amy" and "Madam" annoying. It's snarky and unnecessary, so please cut it out, OK?

It was never my intention to offend. Please accept my apology.

293 Summer  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:30:33pm

re: #288 J6

So, let me get this straight: Because you don't know the question on the origin of matter in the universe, the obvious scientific explanation is: My Christian God Did It? Not, of course: It Must Have Been Vishnu After All?

That pretty much sums it up, right?


And as to luck, you say "our" as if it applies to the whole species. A particular being's luck may fail, but that doesn't mean the whole species will. In fact, we are all different from each other which proves another point of Evolution.

294 mama winger  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:31:42pm

re: #287 Summer

But stating that this God and his or her actions are scientific fact is ludicrous and that is not up to them in the classroom.

I agree. It is not a debate for science class. You cannot measure God. You cannot prove God.

What I think many what you call 'creationists' feel is that they do not want the possibility of God to be expunged from the debate. They do not want science used to thwart children's religious teachings. They do not want the schools telling their children that God is not part of the equation. I know this happens - I taught for many years in the public schools.

I am a creationist, in that I believe the Bible to be the revealed Word of God, but I have no problem with evolutionary theory being presented in schools. I do have a problem with active atheism being preached in the schools under the guise of science.

I think most Bible believers feel much the same way.

295 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:32:37pm

re: #268 Salamantis

Hi, Nemo! It's a pleasure to see you again! And I see that you are now trying to impose the "No True Scotsman" fallacy upon Christians with whom you disagree...;~)

No LFG donnybrook would be authentic without a good True Scotsman fallacy, Mr. Salamantis! It is a pleasure to see you again, sir. I am still savoring the conversation of the other evening.

May I offer you a cigar and a brandy?

296 Fried Spam  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:33:26pm

re: #294 mama winger

Well said.

297 mama winger  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:33:36pm

I do not want my children and grandchildren being taught that they are merely another animal. They are not.

And if they are, that opens up a very frightening set of questions and moral dilemmas.

298 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:33:36pm

Remember please from where this argument originates. Scientists are not trying to force criticism of the bible into Sunday School are they?

299 mama winger  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:34:10pm

re: #296 Fried Spam

Well said.

Thank you. It took me two weeks of vacation to come up with that. :)

300 Amy  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:35:59pm

re: #292 NemoParticularis

To attack Christianity as that which presents itself as scientific or historical fact is to belabor a strawman, Amy. Most serious Christians (myself and many I know included) do not pretend that our faith substitutes for science or historical fact. It is FAITH...something we believe as a transcendent leap from epirical logic.

The entire point of this thread, and of the many threads which Charles has posted concerning ID and creationism, is that there are more than a few Christians who consider themselves "serious" who do want to present Christianity as scientific or historical fact and who wish to impose that desire on taxpayer-funded public schools. If these people were content to keep their religion in their homes and churches, no one would have a problem with what they choose to believe. P&T are saying that once religious belief is no longer confined to the home and church but is foisted on everyone else as "fact" or "history," it becomes fair game.

It was never my intention to offend. Please accept my apology.

Apology accepted. Thank you.

301 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:36:07pm

re: #286 eclectic infidel

So they want their kids to be turned into religious-based authoritarian drones who mistake faith for science? Since when does the instruction of science equate with socialism? You've gone off the deep end with that one.

As I indicated earlier, Mr. Infidel: you really do need to travel.

302 Summer  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:36:31pm

re: #294 mama winger

How can you be a creationist and not have a problem with Evolution? If you take the creation story of the Bible literally, how can you not have a problem with Evolution?

303 mama winger  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:36:43pm

re: #298 Thanos

Remember please from where this argument originates. Scientists are not trying to force criticism of the bible into Sunday School are they?

Please remember that this duality of teaching has been a very very real part of our public schools for decades prior to the 1960's. This is not completely new. What actually happened was that the religious aspect was taken out. It had always been there.

Just to keep the history accurate .

304 Fried Spam  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:38:04pm

re: #299 mama winger

Some time ago, I posted a question that was more or less 'how do we teach better science in such a way that we don't get into the acriomonious debates?'

As a former teacher, any thoughts on how to do that?

305 Archimedes  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:38:42pm

re: #208 Thanos

Penn and Teller on Troofers

[Link: www.youtube.com...]


Penn and Teller

Fuck you terrorists

Thanks, which shows you Penn and Teller take on petty much every sacred cow, be it from the left or the right.

306 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:38:49pm

re: #290 Thanos

So you are ok with offending the Author of Kite Runner, Adil Najam and millions of others who are attempting to reform Islam, but not ok with attacking the lunatic fringe parts of Chrisitianity here who are trying to get to theocratic reign and reverse the Christian reformation?

I sense from the substance and tone of your rhetoric that you are not - how shall I put this delicately - a believer in the supernatural. If I am incorrect, then please correct me.

307 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:38:52pm

re: #303 mama winger

Please remember that this duality of teaching has been a very very real part of our public schools for decades prior to the 1960's. This is not completely new. What actually happened was that the religious aspect was taken out. It had always been there.

Just to keep the history accurate .

Right and until 1968 to be exact, evolution could not be taught in science class.
Here's a good resource at UMKC that gives the history of the various cases:

[Link: www.law.umkc.edu...]

308 mama winger  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:40:04pm

re: #302 Summer

How can you be a creationist and not have a problem with Evolution? If you take the creation story of the Bible literally, how can you not have a problem with Evolution?

I didn't say I had no problem with evolution. I said I had no problem in having it taught, as long as teachers did not actively seek to eliminate all discussion of the mystery of the divine from the debate.

For the record - I do not want religion taught in the public schools. I also do NOT want the public schools to remove all vestiges and references to God from the school system. You get all kinds of crap like Winter Break. :)

309 FrogMarch  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:40:45pm

I don't care for the extreme viewpoints on either end of this issue.
I appreciate theology and religion and I appreciate science. No - I don't think ID should be taught as an alternative to science in public schools. However, I do think the ID community is unfairly vilified. I had the opportunity and pleasure of listening to a brilliant theologian who is a part of the dreaded "Discovery Institute" in Seattle (Jay W. Richards) and he did not have an agenda regarding the teaching of ID in public schools. He had an interesting take on the earth's vantage point in the universe. That's all. Sure - there are Bible literalists who think the earth is 6000 years old - yikes. That is ridiculous to most people; Even most religious people. and yes I find it scary that Bible literalists are hijacking theology and trying to call it science. I do not want my children (if I had children) to be taught Biblical literalism. and if I want my child to learn about science and theology - I will separate that out.

310 grumpy old codger  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:40:48pm

I will oppose ANY theocracy. right now, I believe the ROP represents the greatest threat. If, however, ANY fundamentalist, be they Christian, Jewish, Hindu, Zoroastrian, Baha'i, etc., attempts to impose their belief system on me, I will oppose them.

311 mama winger  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:41:42pm

re: #304 Fried Spam

Some time ago, I posted a question that more or less 'how do we teach better science in such a way that we don't get into the acriomonious debates?'

As a former teacher, any thoughts on how to do that?

Yes. Homeschool. Or do what I did - pull your kids out of public school and get them a REAL education in a private school.

One little known secret is the number of public school teachers who send their own kids to private school.

312 George guy  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:42:26pm

re: #170 NemoParticularis

Read it and took issue with this glittering little gem of historical ignorance: "Someone once tried to create a unified Christianity, and that led to the Church of Rome, the Inquisition, and the Crusades. All generally well-intentioned, but the Jews suffered along with Christians not in league with Rome, with bad results."

Thick tar and a broad brush do not make for a intellectually nuanced understanding of the history of Christianity and its impact on Western civilization.

In one somewhat tangential paragraph there isn't much room for nuance, although I thank you for pointing out that this is overly simplistic and confuses, to some extent, the point I was trying to make.

What I meant was that the Roman Catholic Church in a certain period of history was not all that welcoming to opinions conflicting with that of their codified doctrine, and had the powers of the state to arrest and prosecute heretics as criminals. The most unfortunate consequence of this, from the perspective of the piece I wrote, is that it cultivated a perception that Christianity is monolithically the one and same entity as the Catholic Church. This confusion leads to rhetorical sloppiness when, for instance, one is criticizing doctrines particular to the Catholic Church when attacking Christianity as a whole.

And all that was to get to the point of criticizing the form of the strawman fallacy sometimes employed in anti-creationism arguments, in which it is found sometimes more convenient to shoot down the arguments of creationists who haven't read documents like this, instead of those who have.

As a perfect example of the Reverse Wedge in action, there should be no disagreement about advising creationists to read and seriously contemplate such documents. Regardless of who's actually right it leads to generally improved scientific literacy. From one perspective it's a start, allowing the creationist to begin discarding bad science without being demanded to do it all at once. From another perspective it keeps the evolutionists from being distracted from the real discussion by ensuring that those who engage in the discussion are better informed.

313 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:43:02pm

re: #300 Amy

P&T are saying that once religious belief is no longer confined to the home and church but is foisted on everyone else as "fact" or "history," it becomes fair game.

No problem here. I suppose the matter is one of perception then, in which case there is no longer any substantive argument. I perceived that, at times, they made their case in an insulting and condenscending tone - particularly with regard to Jesus. If you perceived otherwise then there is no point in belaboring the issue.

314 Josephine  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:43:24pm

re: #294 mama winger

I think most Bible believers feel much the same way.

Hi, mama winger. I've seen the phrase, "Bible believers" used in some of these threads and I was wondering if you could explain what it means to you? I don't want to make any assumptions. Thanks in advance.

315 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:43:40pm

re: #306 NemoParticularis

Nope, you can see on my web page that I am an atheist. See here.

I don’t believe in gods or devils, I do believe in the power of human intelligence. Both good and evil are real, but it takes people to create and enable both. That means that morals, judgement, and critical thinking are all required if you don’t want to accomodate or succumb to evil. You won’t find weak moral equivalence here, if I think something is wrong I will not only tell you, but also why it’s wrong.

That said, I think most of the 10 commandments are good values based on common sense, and supported logically without need of a God to empower them. They are part of the history and foundation of this nation. I also find rabid secularists piteously boring, obnoxious, evil, and holding of little sense of priority. If “In God we trust” being on the dollar bill offends you, then you need to get over it because there are much worse things in this world.

Government’s prime purpose is to protect their countries and the individual rights of their citizens — all other purposes are secondary and should be somewhat limited and powers should not only be counter-balanced but circumscribed.

Life has purpose and meaning, unless you personally decide otherwise - however if that’s the case then why are you still around? Even if you do decide otherwise, it still has purpose and meaning for the rest of us, don’t get in the way.

I hate bad art, communists and their weak-sisters the world socialists. I hate whining, crabbing, nihilism, and purposelessness.

I don’t hate liberals or democrats, I just pity them. It must suck to have devolved to the point where your political purpose and platforms are based minute-by-minute on the output of the 24 hour news cycle.

316 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:45:44pm

re: #235 J6

re: #182 GORDON MAROCK

You really don't get it. These are all great points, and there is a lot science cannot explain. However, in the event that there is/was a creator, it is just as likely that the creator was either a giant robot, space alien, Ganesh or the Christian God. Accordingly, the discussion is fine for philosophy or religion class, but not for science class.

J6: Don't worry about whether or not I get it, I'll leave those kinds of elitist assumptions of my intelligence to the liberals. I'd love to hear answers to the questions.

And I've posted them. Can you address Gordon's point now?

re: #188 Summer

I don't really have time to type out an essay but on point #4, which is actually not a bad question, Evolution doesn't actually "know" anything. Evolution is brainless, thoughtless, purposeless. It's a theory which explains how something got from point A to point E or F, and what the steps (b, c, d etc...) were in between. Evolution isn't a person, or a thing. It is a theory which describes a set of facts, or occurrences. It's like saying "How does light know it can't break a certain speed?" The answer is, of course, light doesn't actually know anything. It happens to follow certain dictates which our theories explain as...dictates.

J6: I didn't want essays so your response was dandy :) Light is visible presently and thus also subject to empirical research. The comparison to a study of historical events for which there was no impartial observer doesn't work. I wonder from your response, do I sense that you realize the infinite odds one must hit (repeatedly I'll add) in order for random chaos to pull off the results that are obviously present today?

But even when you're not there to see something, it tends to leave evidence that it happened (like DNA at the Simpson residence), and those without superglued-shut eyes can clearly see what this evidence means.

PS: the mutations are indeed random, but the environmental selection process is not. The odds are quite acceptable, considering such a stochastic and authchthonic mechanism.

re: #194 Jim D

(about #1)

Science, as it stands, does not claim to know the answer to this.

For all three responses, I guess I didn't realize how much faith it takes to believe in science.

People do not requite 'faith' to 'believe' in science, since they are given ample and abundant evidence with which they may come to the considered conclusion that its claims are valid, solid and sound. In other words; faith and belief are not necessary with regard to science, since one can know.

317 mama winger  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:45:49pm

re: #307 Thanos

Thanks for that link, Thanos !

My own personal view is that since the Supreme Court rulings in the 1960's, education has gone into a downhill slide. The secular leftists took over public education in a huge way, and this move towards creationism in the schools may be evidence of some folks trying to balance things the other way.

318 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:47:21pm

re: #304 Fried Spam

Some time ago, I posted a question that was more or less 'how do we teach better science in such a way that we don't get into the acriomonious debates?' As a former teacher, any thoughts on how to do that?

Sure. For starters, we can go back to a core curriculum: grammar, rhetoric, mathematics, science (real empirical science, not pseudo-science) geography, civics, history and good, old-fashioned gymnastics (exercise, tag, hide-and-seek, dodgeball).

Outlaw teachers' unions and eliminate tenure.

Abolish the federal department of education.

That's for starters.

319 Summer  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:48:09pm

re: #308 mama winger

Sorry, I don't buy it. =)

I don't mean that I don't respect that you are okay with Evolution being taught in the classroom, but I do mean it about keeping God in the classroom.

What if my God is different from yours? Or do you mean the Judeo-Christian God only? And if so, why?

320 mama winger  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:49:49pm

re: #314 Josephine

Hi, mama winger. I've seen the phrase, "Bible believers" used in some of these threads and I was wondering if you could explain what it means to you? I don't want to make any assumptions. Thanks in advance.

To me, when I say Bible believers I am talking about folks who pretty much try to live their daily lives in close accordance with the Scriptures. Observant Jews, observant Christians - folks who take believe the Word of God to be true and and informative for their real day-to-day life. Decisions are based upon what your understanding of the Book is. Values and actions are to be in alignment with the Word.

Others may mean it differently, but that's how I use it. :)

321 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:50:16pm

re: #317 mama winger

Thanks for that link, Thanos !

My own personal view is that since the Supreme Court rulings in the 1960's, education has gone into a downhill slide. The secular leftists took over public education in a huge way, and this move towards creationism in the schools may be evidence of some folks trying to balance things the other way.

Trust me, the lefties were working at destroying rational thought and critical thinking well before the sixties. There are just as many lefties attacking science as "Discovery Institutes", it's called deconstructionism. The best known anti-materialists in the world are not Dembski and Behe, but rather Marx, Mao, Lenin, and Stalin.

322 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:51:24pm

re: #310 grumpy old codger

I will oppose ANY theocracy. right now, I believe the ROP represents the greatest threat. If, however, ANY fundamentalist, be they Christian, Jewish, Hindu, Zoroastrian, Baha'i, etc., attempts to impose their belief system on me, I will oppose them.

How interesting that you left out the one religious denomination that has slaughtered more innocent people in the name of its god than any other in this or the previous century: Islam.

323 Josephine  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:52:07pm

re: #320 mama winger

Thank you.

324 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:52:08pm

re: #312 George guy

Understood.

325 Summer  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:52:18pm

re: #322 NemoParticularis

He didn't. He starts with it, listing it as the "Religion of Peace" in a biting way. Read it again.

326 Sharmuta  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:53:25pm

re: #322 NemoParticularis

Not sure what part of "ROP" you missed there, but grumpy most certainly did not leave them out of his equation.

327 Amy  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:53:37pm

re: #318 NemoParticularis

Sure. For starters, we can go back to a core curriculum: grammar, rhetoric, mathematics, science (real empirical science, not pseudo-science) geography, civics, history and good, old-fashioned gymnastics (exercise, tag, hide-and-seek, dodgeball).

Hear, hear!

People ought to be much more concerned about the pitiful state of the educational system in general than about whether creationism is getting equal time in science classrooms. It is utterly shameful that students are no longer taught grammar, or how to write an intelligible paragraph, or where Europe is on a world map, or how to set up a science experiment, or what system of government the United States has, or what caused the Civil War (or that there even was such as thing as the Civil War).

I doubt that there is even one student in a hundred who can tell you what a gerund is.

328 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:54:37pm

re: #315 Thanos

Nope, you can see on my web page that I am an atheist. See here.

Ever watch the motion picture Casablanca, Mr. Thanos? I refer you to the last line of the motion picture. Even if your name isn't Louis, I can see that this will be the start of a beautiful friendship.

329 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:54:40pm

re: #322 NemoParticularis

I really wish you would quit with that cant, it's pretty much a given that all lizards are down for that fight. I'll attest to Grumpy's bonafides in that arena.

330 mama winger  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:54:59pm

re: #319 Summer

Sorry, I don't buy it. =)

I don't mean that I don't respect that you are okay with Evolution being taught in the classroom, but I do mean it about keeping God in the classroom.

What if my God is different from yours? Or do you mean the Judeo-Christian God only? And if so, why?


Well, for one thing - we do run the school calendar already on the Judeo-Christian calendar. To pretend Winter Break is anything other than Christmas vacation is just silliness.

The Jewish holidays are observed, the Christian holidays are observed. So we are already doing that. We just don't use the language. How funny.

As far as mentions of God, one need not promote any particular Deity by allowing discussion and questions of the Divine. How else to explain some of the great art? or Music?

Discussion of God need not be teacher-led. Students should be allowed to ask questions without the eyebrows going up or the snickers when a child says that is not what they were taught at home.

331 freetoken  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:55:16pm

re: #285 J6

HUGE apologies for this length! New answers in bold. Had to cut back so refer to questions in original post (#175)

Radioactive decay has a limit and it's MUCH earlier than hundreds of thousands much less billions of years. Is there a different technique that reaches back farther?

Among the various elements there are very many isotopes, with all sorts of half lives... Any given isotope will have probable daughter products, and many of those further break down. By measuring ratios of isotopes, and knowing half lifes of isotopes, one can come up with an estimate of the age of the earth.

332 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:55:18pm

re: #259 NonNativeTexan

6000 year-old earth sounds more scientific than these
two scientific theories.
[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

Any theory sounds more scientific that the 6000 year old earth theory - unless it is theorizing an even younger earth.

333 mama winger  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:56:12pm

re: #323 Josephine

Thank you.

You're welcome :)

334 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:56:20pm

re: #317 mama winger

Thanks for that link, Thanos !

My own personal view is that since the Supreme Court rulings in the 1960's, education has gone into a downhill slide. The secular leftists took over public education in a huge way, and this move towards creationism in the schools may be evidence of some folks trying to balance things the other way.

The very point I have been trying to make.

Shall I address you as Miss Winger? Or is it Mama?

335 Mr Pancakes  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:56:30pm

re: #322 NemoParticularis

How interesting that you left out the one religious denomination that has slaughtered more innocent people in the name of its god than any other in this or the previous century: Islam.

ROP?

I believe all others he mentioned were "also-rans".

336 NonNativeTexan  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:57:05pm

re: #332 Salamantis

I agree, but those were pretty close:)

337 mama winger  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:57:14pm

re: #321 Thanos

Trust me, the lefties were working at destroying rational thought and critical thinking well before the sixties. There are just as many lefties attacking science as "Discovery Institutes", it's called deconstructionism. The best known anti-materialists in the world are not Dembski and Behe, but rather Marx, Mao, Lenin, and Stalin.

Agree ! Wholeheartedly!

da bastids

338 Fried Spam  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:58:05pm

This may be a tangent, but I raise it because I think it is an example of bad science, or at the very least a bad presentation of good science.

In the June 2008 issue of Scientific American, there was a two-page article about the Hobbit human, or Homo floresiensis. It was a good article, and presented arguments on both sides of that particular issue.

In the sidebar, which doesn't show up in the link I provided, they mention that "analysis of mitochondrial DNA retrieved from LB1's teeth has revealed sequences identical to those of living humans". They go on to say that "the standard practice in such cases is to assume that the sample has been contaminated with the DNA of someone who handled the bones". The sidebar ends with that sentence, and does not go further.

Ponder that for just a moment. Do you think that some folks just might be able to use that as evidence for bias?

339 mama winger  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:58:16pm

re: #334 NemoParticularis

Oh, everyone calls me mama :)

But ms winger is good too - I'm easy ! haha

340 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:58:29pm

I'm with you on the Christmas Break vs. Winter Break too Mama.

341 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:58:58pm

re: #326 Sharmuta

Not sure what part of "ROP" you missed there, but grumpy most certainly did not leave them out of his equation.

Ahhhhhh....Religion Of Peace. I stand corrected.

Thank you.

342 eclectic infidel  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 5:59:01pm

re: #301 NemoParticularis

As I indicated earlier, Mr. Infidel: you really do need to travel.

That's nifty. I'm done with you.

343 mama winger  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:00:25pm

Oh gosh it's 8 o'clock and I really stink.

gotta shower. My dogs are insistant.

:)

344 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:00:37pm

re: #327 Amy

I doubt that there is even one student in a hundred who can tell you what a gerund is.

A small rodent. I hear it has something to do with "feltching."

345 Thanos  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:01:30pm

re: #338 Fried Spam

They could have gone farther and done DNA tests on all who handled the bones, but they probably can't tell if other humans might have touched the teeth. Better to err on the side of fact than proclaim something you don't know as fact.

346 Annar  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:01:52pm

re: #273 Jim D

The standard cosmological models cannot be applied past the point where a quantum theory of gravity becomes necessary. The singularity in the model shouldn't be taken seriously since it occurs after the point where our physical theories break down.

Time and space may well make sense well after this, but we cannot say.

Also, I don't think M theory is the most viable hypothesis for the description of our universe. M and string theories have not yet made any testable predictions about the universe. I think it's a stretch to call these viable when we have no evidence of extra dimension, super symmetry, and all of the other fun stuff that comes along with these theories.

I wouldn't call M theory a viable hypothesis.

The current state of affairs does not rule it out even though it does have a Science Fiction air about it. We must remember that the implications of Quantum mechanics also test our powers of comprehension and imagination, but it does work.

Einstein would have liked for there to be a four dimensional model that could include quantum mechanics and spent the final part of his life lookig for such a theory but the mathematics needed to integrate relativity and quantum mechanics do seem to require more than four dimensions (11 being speculated upon). If the current approaches are wrong then one must show how to integrate these theories, including one for quantum gravity, in four dimensions or develop some new approach.

347 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:02:18pm

re: #329 Thanos

I really wish you would quit with that cant, it's pretty much a given that all lizards are down for that fight. I'll attest to Grumpy's bonafides in that arena.

I have been corrected on that score.

348 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:03:01pm

re: #342 eclectic infidel

That's nifty. I'm done with you.

Nuts. I guess you never saw Casablanca, then.

349 Amy  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:03:38pm

re: #344 NemoParticularis

Amusing in a revolting kind of way.... :P

350 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:03:53pm

re: #261 Spar Kling

To me, the P & T segments looked like a combat between a blind cobra and a crippled mongoose, full of knocking down straw dummies, ascribing motives, and just plain idiocy.

Dr. Gish took the idiocy prize, but my favorite quote was from Dr. Eugenie Scott that "Natural selection is the opposite of chance." As if Darwin was up there somewhere deterministically choosing breeding pairs.

Natural selection is the opposite of chance because it is nonrandon, but instead dictated by environmental exigencies.

Then there was her statement "It would be unfair to tell students that there is a serious dispute going on among scientists whether evolution took place." Unfair? What does fairness have to do with anything?

It has to do with the unfairness of lying to students. And it would be telling them a lie to tell them that any serious dispute is going on among scientists as to whether evolution took, or continues to take, place, because there is no such serious dispute taking place. There is, quite simply, no empirical evidence that has yet been discovered that would support such a dispute.

But there is a debate and new discoveries such as relatively fresh, unfossilized dinosaur bones have demonstrated serious problems with the evolutionary sequences.

You're gonna have to provide a link for these 'relatively fresh, unfossilized dinosaur bones', right next to your link to the videos of dwarves fellating unicorns beneath the mountains of the moon.

But this is not a problem for Dr. Scott. She goes on to claim that creationists treat science unfairly. "If one little piece of the evolutionary puzzle doesn't fit the whole thing has to go. That's not the way science is done."

At least not in evolutionary biology. In the face of mounting evidence against traditional evolutionary explanations, Darwinists simply ignore or accommodate the evidence. This is in sharp contrast with the physical sciences where one little neutrino or some missing mass can change your entire outlook.

Please furnish links to all of this 'mounting evidence' to which you refer. Others have made the same claim, without, however, being able to back it up.

Disclaimer: The statements above do not constitute an endorsement or advocacy of teaching any religion in science classes.

351 Summer  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:04:53pm

re: #320 mama winger

I just have to add a few things:

1) I'm gonna make some dinner soon so I won't be able to reply, even though my web browser stays on my PC and probably counts me as logged in...I tend not to close my browser much when my PC is on which is almost always. =)

2) I really don't have a problem with the Bible being taught in schools - as literature and as a foundation of our entire social system etc.... In fact, I can't see how somebody can go to school, not learn the Bible, and understand anything about our civilization at all.

3) That doesn't mean I want it taught as "the truth". A lot of the Bible is just flights of fancy from people who really didn't know any better. I don't blame them at all. I think some of their stories are beautiful and elegant given the context of the time, much as I think that The Taming of the Shrew is also a beautiful story even though I am an ardent feminist.

4) I know people get all up in arms when I and others compare the Bible to other great literature, but hey - that's the way it is. To many of us, it's just a book. It's a very important book, a very influential book, a very interesting book, but it's just a book. Some of it isn't even comprehensible in today's society, and we have evolved past a lot of its precepts. I think, however, the original writers of the Bible had a lot more sense of humor and free inquiry at times than today's literalists. And if you would have shown Jesus or Solomon a telescope, they would have been absolutely fascinated and inquired more about how it reveals even more about the physical universe without thinking about killing you for it.

5) Again, I think it shows just how much real bias there is when ID proponents assume that it must be the Judeo-Christian version of events which answers all unanswered questions in science. They never propose, for instance, that Thor or Neptune might be somehow involved. Why? Has anyone actually proven that Thor and Neptune do not exist, but that Yahweh does? I mean on paper? You know...something conclusive which obviously necessitates us excluding these deities from the discussion? You know, let's get all the facts in and all that - as they say - so let's include Thor, Neptune, Zeus, Moloch, Tlaloc and a whole other list of thousands of Gods into the mix as well because, as far as I can tell, nobody has ever actually proven that they don't exist and Yahweh does. I like Yahweh, he's cool and all, but he hasn't shown up yet to tell me that the other guys are just all pretending. I know he says that in the Bible, but some of the other Gods say that in theirs as well.

So what gives? Like, why not include everyone? If it's really about teaching every single point of view, let's include every point of view.

Again, mama, I'm not saying you want ID in the classroom. You said you don't. I respect that. I'm just speaking in general on your topic about God in the classrooms. =)

BTW, if there is a God, I think she's female. The Universe is a bitch.

Now imma go make dinner. =)

352 jaunte  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:05:06pm

re: #350 Salamantis

Can we find a way to repeat this automatically every 20 comments or so:
"Natural selection is the opposite of chance because it is nonrandom, but instead dictated by environmental exigencies."

353 Sharmuta  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:05:53pm

re: #341 NemoParticularis

You're welcome- and I stand with grumpy on that. It's my opinion that America has worked for as long as it has in part thanks to the secular stance of our government not favoring one religion over another nor prohibiting them. If this were to ever change, I'm not sure there would be another issue that would as quickly motivate all Americans as that of losing our right to freely exercise our belief system of choice.

354 Fried Spam  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:06:43pm

re: #345 Thanos

They could have gone farther and done DNA tests on all who handled the bones, but they probably can't tell if other humans might have touched the teeth. Better to err on the side of fact than proclaim something you don't know as fact.

Very true, and I applaud them for that caution. I wish the article had gone on to say that they planned follow-up tests, because as I see it the way that they left it provides fodder for folks who want to point out bias.

355 freetoken  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:08:12pm

re: #338 Fried Spam

From what you have written, it sounds like the concern is that false positives are considered more deleterious than false negatives. Is there a problem with that?

356 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:08:30pm

re: #280 jaunte

He may be referring to this:
[Link: www.newscientist.com...]

Notice that the article still refers to the bone as 68 million years old; hardly what I would call 'fresh'...

357 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:08:38pm

re: #353 Sharmuta

You're welcome- and I stand with grumpy on that. It's my opinion that America has worked for as long as it has in part thanks to the secular stance of our government not favoring one religion over another nor prohibiting them. If this were to ever change, I'm not sure there would be another issue that would as quickly motivate all Americans as that of losing our right to freely exercise our belief system of choice.

Amen...so to speak.

358 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:10:39pm

Mr. Salamantis: I am still digesting your treatise on Christianity and Marxism. So far...verrrrry interesting.

359 Fried Spam  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:11:15pm

re: #355 freetoken

The question I have then is do they keep testing until they turn up a result that they 'like'?

I am sure they will do more tests, if they can at all. If the tests come back repeatedly that it still shows that this sample is human, do they continue assuming that it's contamination?

360 Basho  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:11:52pm

re: #255 freetoken

I've wondered about that... If they are truly irrational, does that mean we are saying they have a mental disorder? Would that be too hard of a conclusion (I think it may be so...).

I think with the way our minds are wired, rationality is the mental disorder. It goes against a lot of our innate intuition. It takes a lot of training, reprogramming, and restrictions on our emotions to be a rational person.

Just take a look at history. It's not unbelievable that most of the societies that ever existed are irrational. What's unbelievable is that rationality exists at all. Without constant vigilance, our society could quickly go back to decadent superstitious one.

361 jaunte  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:12:24pm

re: #356 Salamantis

I wonder how many times that kind of enclosure has happened within a fossil.

362 freetoken  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:19:05pm

Throw this out to the physics/science nerds here....

On Peter Woit's blog Not Even Wrong Peter has an entry The Emperor’s Last Clothes? Peter is a particle physicist turned mathematician, and is a critic of string theory.

He is also a critic of the Templeton Foundation and in the above linked blog entry he writes:

FQXI is funded by the Templeton Foundation, the goal of which is to bring science and religion together. Cormac O’Raifertaigh is at another Templeton funded event, a conference in Cambridge on From the Big Bang to the Brain: Current Issues in Science and Religion. This Wednesday will be devoted to cosmology, featuring talks on the anthropic principle, fine-tuning, God and time, and God and the Big Bang.

For another take on cosmology, this October the ENS in Paris will host a conference on Evolution and Development of the Universe. For more about this parallel universe of cosmologists who also study anthropics and the multiverse , see EvoDevoUniverse.

See Peter's entry for embedded links to several of those topics. Of particular interest here would be Evolution and Development of the Universe.

Relevance to this thread: there are some very sophisticated disputes ongoing within physics that are raising some heartache, having to do with the lack of observations (e.g., string theory), and the attempt by some (Templeton) to weld religion and science.

This goes beyond the DI....

363 Annar  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:20:40pm

re: #288 J6

By an honest estimate of the odds there would be no one. 'Lucky or otherwise' because we would have to claim that matter has always been around. Our luck can carry us for a bit but when it fails once we're done.

The probability of us being around is exactly 1 since we are here. One might reasonably ask the question as to the odds of it happening again or elsewhere.

Whether you think matter was 'always there' or not, the addition of some supernatural intelligence only adds one more thing to explain while not answering any existential question.

364 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:23:07pm

re: #285 J6

As far as you wish to expand the big bang to add time to the clock you also have to explain where it got the room and when that room was created. Won't that boggle the clocks :) About the presumption, those are the three sources for things now, I do presume they will also be the three sources forever.

The red shif coefficient of the Big Bang background radiation is itself a sufficient indication of the age of the universe (13.7 billion years). There is no rational explanation as to how the red shift could have been as it is otherwise.

The big bang attempts to explain it. Macroevolution attempts to explain it. Microevolution does not.

Noether the Big Bang nor macroevolution addresses the original appearance of planetary life. The Big Bang addresses the original appearance of the Universe, while macroevolution addresses the diversification and speciation of already present life. You should learn such things before you embarrass yourself like this.

I said, "little extraneous construction". Given the number of systems I think I'm allowed a margin of 2 within the term "little". Also, the statement that the coccyx is the vestige of a tail seems presumptuous since it is theoretical and not observed :) To the variety, evolution would push toward a supreme form, thus trumping variety in exchange for results and survivability.

Umm, there are many more than two imperfect and vestigal systems in the human body. And evolution 'pushes' for nothing. It possesses no intentionality. Random mutations happen; those that are more suited to fill the environmental niche in which they occur survive better and reproduce more.

Evolution has the intent of survival. Assumption refuted. The second part hints at rapid and intentional change.

Evolution has no intent whatsoever. Both survival and nonsurvival happen, and in fact, the vast majority of species that have ever evolved are extinct. This has to do with the changes in the selecting environment. And change, whether rapid or slow, is not intentional, nor or more or less frequent mutational rates.

Radioactive decay has a limit and it's MUCH earlier than hundreds of thousands much less billions of years. Is there a different technique that reaches back farther?

Take your pick:

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

Types of radiometric dating:

argon-argon (Ar-Ar)
fission track dating
helium (He-He)
iodine-xenon (I-Xe)
lanthanum-barium (La-Ba)
lead-lead (Pb-Pb)
lutetium-hafnium (Lu-Hf)
neon-neon (Ne-Ne)
optically stimulated luminescence dating
potassium-argon (K-Ar)
radiocarbon dating
rhenium-osmium (Re-Os)
rubidium-strontium (Rb-Sr)
samarium-neodymium (Sm-Nd)
uranium-lead (U-Pb)
uranium-lead-helium (U-Pb-He)
uranium-thorium (U-Th)
uranium-uranium (U-U)

365 NemoParticularis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:23:42pm

re: #349 Amy

Amusing in a revolting kind of way.... :P

I hope I did not offend you. That was not my intention.

366 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:27:52pm

re: #288 J6

re: #242 Summer

Actually, no. Look up Richard Dawkins on Youtube explaining his presentation of "Mount Improbable" from the early 1980's lecture series. =)

You're falling into the fallacy of looking at ourselves and saying "We are the final result", when we actually aren't. There are billions of results all around us - some have failed, some stopped after getting someplace like a dead end, and some became other things - some of which became us. Some even backtrack as well. We're the lucky ones who are the products of a process which has killed off trillions of things to refine us into what we are today - and it isn't finished yet. But that's just it: we are the lucky ones.

J6: By an honest estimate of the odds there would be no one. 'Lucky or otherwise' because we would have to claim that matter has always been around. Our luck can carry us for a bit but when it fails once we're done.

Actually, I think that for matter (the universe) to have been around for 13.7 billion years, for our planet to have been around for 4.6 billion years, and for life to have been around for more than 2 billion years is time aplenty.

367 Annar  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:28:27pm

re: #351 Summer


BTW, if there is a God, I think she's female. The Universe is a bitch.

Let's compromise. IT, if said entity exists, is hermaphroditic even though I have a latent sympathy for Odin.

368 Salamantis  Sat, Jul 26, 2008 6:32:21pm