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Overnight Chimp Thread

Sun, Jul 27, 2008 at 8:33:54 pm PDT

This chimpanzee knows exactly what that tranquilizer gun is supposed to do, and he doesn’t like it one bit.

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1 zombie  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:34:35pm

Time for public input on a ZOMBIE DILEMMA:

Remember my Folsom Street Fair report from last year? How controversial it was? And how X-rated?

Well, I just got back from a very similar event -- a spin-off of the Folsom event, actually, also (apparently) sponsored by Miller Beer. So I'd thought I'd do a follow-up report on the whole controversy to see if Miller is still involved, and if the events they're sponsoring are still so controversial.

Well...I'm sure you can guess where this is leading. Today's event made the Folsom Street Fair look like an episode of Leave It to Beaver. There's X-rated, and then there's XXX-rated, which this was.

I made a vow not to self-censor, but I swear this will get me banned on several continents.

What do I do?

Publish the report, as before with blurred/unblurred versions of the key photos, consequences be damned?
Publish a censored version?
Just drop the whole thing, delete the photos, and go knit a sweater for my nephew?
Or...?

2 zombie  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:36:47pm

Just watched the video. Ha! And they say chimps aren't as smart as humans.

3 Occasional Reader  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:37:11pm

Two immediate reactions:

1) Those guys up there are brave. An angry chimp can put all kinds of really bad hurt on even a full-grown man. And that is one bigass chimp.

2) That said, I feel kinda bad for the chimp.

4 jorline  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:37:16pm

Don't piss-off the monkey...please!

5 rawmuse  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:38:00pm

Blow gun. Great thinking.

6 Gretchen  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:38:28pm

Submit it to Animal Planet. Public Mating Rituals of the Moonbat.

7 jaunte  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:38:31pm

re: #1 zombie

Make people go through the first Folsom fair report to get to it, with a disclaimer at the end that you've just written. Then everyone will have had fair warning.

8 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:38:39pm

re: #1 zombie

When the f*ck do you have time to knit?

9 Charles  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:38:39pm

The chimp came out of this just fine. He finally gave up and climbed down when they offered him a banana.

Yes, really.

10 RTLM  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:38:40pm

They caught him with a banana.

11 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:39:11pm

ChimpyMcBushilter leaving the White House on Jan. 20th.


/ moonbat.

12 rawmuse  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:39:37pm

re: #1 zombie

I am uninterested in the pr0n of the intensely perverse. Nothing surprises me anymore, sadly.

13 Occasional Reader  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:39:40pm

re: #1 zombie

Publish a censored version?

That's my vote.

I think the story should be reported, on the one hand. Corporate sponsors for this sort of depravity? Their potential consumers should know. (For me, I can hardly drink Miller any less)

If it's as bad as you say, an unexpurgated version will be dismissed as voyeurism, on the other.

So a censored version seems the optimal route.

14 zombie  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:39:46pm

Don't forget that the anti-evolution crowd (or perhaps just entrepreneurs) brought a chimpanzee named Joe Mendi to the Scopes Trial in Dayton Tennessee in 1925. "Get a souvenir photo with your grandfather!" was the sarcastic pitch.

15 jorline  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:40:15pm

Anti-NRA chimp.

16 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:40:34pm

re: #13 Occasional Reader

That's my vote.

I think the story should be reported, on the one hand. Corporate sponsors for this sort of depravity? Their potential consumers should know. (For me, I can hardly drink Miller any less)

If it's as bad as you say, an unexpurgated version will be dismissed as voyeurism, on the other.

So a censored version seems the optimal route.

Agreed, I vote with OR.

17 Occasional Reader  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:40:37pm

re: #9 Charles

He finally gave up and climbed down when they offered him a banana.

It just goes to show you: Every chimp has his price.

18 Charles  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:41:12pm

re: #1 zombie

I vote "Let 'er rip."

19 Arkay  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:41:23pm

Buddy of mine was a zookeeper's assistant back in the day. He claimed he worked in the Orang house at the Houston zoo in the late 70s.

One of the big orange fellas got loose and took something like twelve shots from tranks to finally knock him out. Damn thing weighed almost 500 lbs, he claimed.

#3 got it right. Primates are not to be screwed with lightly.

20 chicagodudewhotrades  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:41:28pm

re: #1 zombie

If this happened the way you said it was, then I don't see how you can be punished to showing photos of a event that happened. I'd do the blurred/unblurred thing again, and load it up with plenty of warnings.

BTW, the Folsom Sreet fair photos were bad, but you're saying this is worse? Do they not have any rules in that city?

21 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:41:30pm

re: #1 zombiePublish it, uncensored. It was a public event, right? You didn't "trick" anyone to "get in" with your camera, did you? There were other folks taking photos too, I assume?
Publish it - no censorship or blurring.
You are, after all, ZOMBIE, LGF Operative!

22 Occasional Reader  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:41:56pm

Funny you should post this, Charles, since I was just enjoying my favorite zoo today; the National Zoo here in DC.

23 nemesis443  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:42:27pm

I know how I feels. I get the same treatment at work every day.

24 Macker  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:42:51pm

re: #7 jaunte

Make people go through the first Folsom fair report to get to it, with a disclaimer at the end that you've just written. Then everyone will have had fair warning.

zombie...I agree iwth jaunte here. Put tons of diclaimers up and bury it. If they really want to go see that stuff, then make it a bit more difficult for them.

25 Arkay  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:42:54pm

As for Zombie: well, you're only photographing primates in their native habitat. Maybe you can get Jane Goodall to do the voice-over.

26 cutestguy[deleted]  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:43:14pm
27 Occasional Reader  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:43:27pm

re: #19 Arkay

Orangutans are even stronger than chimps, IIRC. I seem to recall "eight times stronger on average" as the rule of thumb.

On the other hand, we have thumbs.

Not to mention, red dot sights.

28 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:43:39pm

re: #1 zombie

You better publish it before the MSM beats you to it.

/

29 nemesis443  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:43:41pm

re: #23 nemesis443

I know how he feels, not I!

30 reno911  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:44:00pm

Woo..
Im ahead, Im a man
Im the first mammal to wear pants, yeah
Im at peace with my lust
I can kill cause in God I trust, yeah
Its evolution, baby

Im at peace, Im the man
Buying stocks on the day of the crash
On the loose, Im a truck
All the rolling hills, Ill flatten em out, yeah
Its herd behavior, uh huh
Its evolution, baby

Admire me, admire my home
Admire my song, here's my coat
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
This land is mine, this land is free
Ill do what I want but irresponsibly
Its evolution, baby

Im a thief, Im a liar
Theres my church, I sing in the choir:
(hallelujah hallelujah)

Admire me, admire my home
Admire my song, admire my clothes
cause we know, appetite for a nightly feast
Those ignorant indians got nothin on me
Nothin, why?
Because, its evolution, baby!

I am ahead, I am advanced
I am the first mammal to make plans, yeah
I crawled the earth, but now Im higher
Twenty-ten, watch it go to fire
Its evolution, baby (2x)
Do the evolution
Come on, come on, come on

31 shibumi  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:44:41pm

re: #1 zombie

What do I do?

Publish the report, as before with blurred/unblurred versions of the key photos, consequences be damned?
Publish a censored version?
Just drop the whole thing, delete the photos, and go knit a sweater for my nephew?
Or...?

My vote is for both a censored as well as an uncensored version- with plenty of warnings on the latter. As disdainful and potentially obscene as this might very well be, sometimes people have to be taken to account for their actions, on a personal and corporate level. If corporations are indeed supporting something like this, blurred photos would have hardly the same impact as the true images, which may, in fact, might make quite an impression on the stock holders.

IMHO, for what it's worth.

32 zombie  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:44:41pm

re: #21 realwest

Publish it, uncensored. It was a public event, right? You didn't "trick" anyone to "get in" with your camera, did you? There were other folks taking photos too, I assume?
Publish it - no censorship or blurring.
You are, after all, ZOMBIE, LGF Operative!

Oh yes, it was a public event, on a public street, free and open to all, no entrance fee. And no, I didn't need to do anything to get people to "perform" for the cameras. They were performing plenty enthusiastically of their own volition. And oh yes, lotsa cameras floating around. But as with Folsom last year, I suspect that none of those other photos will see the light of day for some reason.

33 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:44:42pm

re: #26 cutestguy

zombie, publish the entire thing, uncensored.

Make sure everyone sees it so Miller Brewing Company gets the big drop in earnings.

Put together a nice portfolio, 8x10 glossies, depravity in the foreground Miller in the background. Fedex it to the CEO.

34 Macker  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:44:48pm

re: #30 reno911

What song is THAT?

35 Bobibutu  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:44:50pm

re: #1 zombie

What do you feel is right and ethical?

(I no longer drink Miller - after the Folsom report).

Thank you for your service.

36 mossley  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:45:16pm

Seems like the chimp took some lessons from General Ursus.

37 cutestguy[deleted]  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:45:35pm
38 zombie  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:45:42pm

re: #26 cutestguy

zombie, publish the entire thing, uncensored.

Make sure everyone sees it so Miller Brewing Company gets the big drop in earnings.

If I publish it COMPLETELY uncensored, I really will be banned forever by those corporate filter/ban-list companies.

39 Sharmuta  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:46:09pm

re: #9 Charles

The chimp came out of this just fine. He finally gave up and climbed down when they offered him a banana.

Yes, really.

As they say- flies with honey.

40 cutestguy[deleted]  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:46:20pm
41 Summer  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:46:24pm

Haha, I was totally rooting for the chimp the whole way! =)

42 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:46:47pm

re: #1 zombie

Now, a more serious answer.

This event came to your camera uncensored, and it would only be right to present it that way. I remember the report from the Folsum Street fair, and it sickened me. However, I would not have known how truly filthy that scene was without your publication. I could have chosen to view the censored version, but for the sake of knowing, looked through the uncensored version. If you had censored yourself, I doubt I would have thought much of it.

Both versions.

43 jorline  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:47:00pm

re: #1 zombie

Let the cards fall where they may zombie...after all, they're responsible adults right?

44 nyc redneck  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:47:06pm

a full grown mature chimp can kill you. easily.
that's why michael jackson got rid of 'bubbles'.

45 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:47:20pm

re: #7 jaunte

re: #13 Occasional Reader
and
re: #24 Macker

Kindly see my #21 all y'all - I think Zombie should show what was shown in public where other folks were also photographing it. Blurring it or otherwise censoring let's Miller off too easy.

46 reno911  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:47:45pm

re: #34 Macker

It's a Pearl Jam tune.

47 zombie  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:47:58pm

re: #40 cutestguy

Is it really that horrible?

Oh yeah. Trust me. Probably worse than you're imagining.

48 Wyatt Earp  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:48:08pm

Get your filthy paws off of me, you damned dirty apes!

49 Carridine  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:48:09pm

Zomboid, I second #31 Shibumi's suggestion.

Make it clear you're the REPORTER, and NOT THE ACTORS REPORTED!

50 lori lane  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:48:33pm

re: #1 zombie

go knit a sweater for my nephew?
Or...?

*ears perk* Are you on Ravelry?

51 cutestguy[deleted]  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:48:38pm
52 IslandLibertarian  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:48:39pm

re: #1 zombie

Have you considered selling the images back to the Street Fair participants?
Anonymously, of course.

/ok, really:
No censored photos. A concise, factual report with a "Graphic Images" warning.

Power to the Correct People!
(They don't shoot the messenger.)

53 rusty_armor  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:48:39pm

Why do I keep getting a "403 Error" when I log onto this site?

54 experiencedtraveller  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:48:39pm

Monkeys?

Charles posted Monkey Man awhile back and it ran around in my head for weeks!

Watch it at your own risk! Ay ya ya......

55 Gearhead  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:48:48pm

What Occasional reader said.

The uncensored version needs to be given to the head of Miller (hopefully, no pun intended), or to a jury.

Bill and Hillary were naked and holding hands, weren't they?

56 nyc redneck  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:49:00pm

gorillas, the biggest and strongest of the great apes are the most docile.

57 Killian Bundy  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:49:05pm

Adventurer Steve Fossett 'may have faked his own death'

However, Lieutenant Colonel Cynthia Ryan of the US Civil Air Patrol has said Fossett, whose body or plane was never found, could still be alive.

She said: "I've been doing this search and rescue for 14 years. Fossett should have been found.

"It's not like we didn't have our eyes open. We found six other planes while we were looking for him. We're pretty good at what we do."

Fossett's disappearance sparked the biggest search in American history, with the Civil Air Patrol's Black Hawks, fitted with infra-red technology, joined by over 30 private planes and internet experts scanning the Nevada desert looking for clues.

Lt Col Ryan believes Fossett may have faked his own death due to personal problems or fears about his business dealings.

/he's already been declared legally dead and the insurance has been paid out

58 Abu Al-Poopypants  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:49:20pm

Zombie, I'd vote for publishing it, but instead of blurring use Miller logos the way that black rectangles would normally get used.

59 zombie  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:49:26pm

re: #45 realwest

re: #13 Occasional Reader
and
re: #24 Macker

Kindly see my #21 all y'all - I think Zombie should show what was shown in public where other folks were also photographing it. Blurring it or otherwise censoring let's Miller off too easy.

I can do what I did last time -- the blurred version is the default on the page, but if you simply click on it, it changes to the unblurred uncensored version.

60 Van Helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:50:04pm

re: #20 chicagodudewhotrades

If this happened the way you said it was, then I don't see how you can be punished to showing photos of a event that happened. I'd do the blurred/unblurred thing again, and load it up with plenty of warnings.

BTW, the Folsom Sreet fair photos were bad, but you're saying this is worse? Do they not have any rules in that city?

Do it the same way you did the Folsom Street fair.

61 stevieray  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:50:37pm

re: #1 zombie

Publish the report, as before with blurred/unblurred versions of the key photos, consequences be damned?

I'd take this route. Showing an "R" rated version accomplishes little or nothing.

The truth is the best shield.

62 zombie  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:50:37pm

re: #50 lori lane

*ears perk* Are you on Ravelry?

"I'm sorry, that information is classified."

63 Racer X  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:50:52pm

re: #38 zombie

If I publish it COMPLETELY uncensored, I really will be banned forever by those corporate filter/ban-list companies.

Don't risk being banned for it. Publish a blurred version. Not sure I wanna see a High Definition version of the depravity anyway.

64 rawmuse  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:50:53pm

re: #32 zombie

I am assuming that this was the transgender event today, in which case, there are probably all manner of spectacles, of both natural and modern scientific marvels.

65 Yankee Division Son  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:50:59pm

#1 Zombie..

If you feel they are so bad they will cause your own site trouble, especially from your own ISP, then censor if you must but by all means, publish.

66 snowcrash  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:51:24pm

re: #59 zombie
That is my fav solution.

67 reno911  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:51:36pm

re: #34 Macker

Do the Evolution

68 Van Helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:51:44pm

re: #27 Occasional Reader

Orangutans are even stronger than chimps, IIRC. I seem to recall "eight times stronger on average" as the rule of thumb.

On the other hand, we have thumbs.

Not to mention, red dot sights.

Red dot sights are good.

69 Occasional Reader  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:51:56pm

There is only one "Monkey Man".

70 CyanSnowHawk  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:51:58pm

re: #1 zombie
That's a hard one to call zombie. For purely prurient interest, I want to see them, which tells me to advise putting them up.
OTOH, I don't know what effect this will have on your hosting. I know many ISPs are a little touchy on what they call adult oriented material, and I would hate to see you have to deal with a lot of problems over this.
In light of your interest to not self-censor, I lean to posting the photos. If they become more trouble than they are worth, you can likely pull them back down with an explanation, without too much fallout.

71 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:52:13pm

re: #32 zombie Well you know best, zombie - and you're probably right that the other photos won't see the light of day -except to friends and friends of friends and so forth.
I'm all for Gay Rights and I believe that Gay folks should have - at the least - civil unions, but to not publish them in their uncensored format would, I think, be sort of at least mitigating to a degree what actually did happen amongst a fringe element of the Gay Community and give THEM more ammunition to "communicate" with those at the Street Festival that this is not helping the cause of Gay Liberation one slight bit.

72 Abu Al-Poopypants  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:52:26pm

re: #11 jcm

ChimpyMcBushilter leaving the White House on Jan. 20th.

/ moonbat.

You know the whole PRESIDENT-AS-CHIMP thing has been such a knee-slapper the past 8 years, I think it would be such a hoot if we keep it going after 01-20-2009. How about it? That'd be OK, right? Right?

73 Occasional Reader  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:52:50pm

re: #59 zombie

I can do what I did last time -- the blurred version is the default on the page, but if you simply click on it, it changes to the unblurred uncensored version.

Sounds reasonable. With explicit warning, etc. (I'm still sleeping with a nite-lite after clicking the unblurred version of your last round of Folsom pics)

74 cutestguy[deleted]  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:52:55pm
75 rawmuse  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:53:02pm

re: #57 Killian Bundy

I have always thought that the death was staged.

76 Occasional Reader  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:53:29pm

re: #72 Abu Al-Poopypants

You know the whole PRESIDENT-AS-CHIMP thing has been such a knee-slapper the past 8 years, I think it would be such a hoot if we keep it going after 01-20-2009. How about it? That'd be OK, right? Right?

Oh, yeah, the left would just jovially laugh along, you know it.

/

77 CyanSnowHawk  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:54:05pm

Ack, who rogered the thread?

78 Killian Bundy  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:54:16pm

re: #75 rawmuse

I have always thought that the death was staged.

/the details in the article are rather interesting

79 lifeofthemind  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:54:29pm

re: #11 jcm

ChimpyMcBushilter leaving the White House on Jan. 20th.


/ moonbat.

ding ding ding - A winner!

80 lori lane  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:54:54pm

re: #62 zombie

Classifed, huh? lol :)

81 zombie  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:55:06pm

As for the various suggestions regarding Miller logos and so forth:

The whole point is that the Miller sponsorship was toned WAY down. In fact, you had to look closely to see their logo at all. They removed the big signs, they used plain no-logo beer cups, etc. I think last year's report had an effect -- the effect of making their sponsorship less obvious, since I had many photos of men holding Miller Beer cups while being on the receiving end of...well, you get the idea. I'm sure the Public Relations department recommended that the logo be removed wherever possible. BUT, they seem to still have the beer concession, as far as I could tell. So they didn't disconnect themselves completely.

82 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:55:18pm

re: #72 Abu Al-Poopypants

You know the whole PRESIDENT-AS-CHIMP thing has been such a knee-slapper the past 8 years, I think it would be such a hoot if we keep it going after 01-20-2009. How about it? That'd be OK, right? Right?

I'm all for it.
If nothing less than moonbat heads apoppin' everywhere!

83 zombie  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:55:57pm

re: #64 rawmuse

I am assuming that this was the transgender event today, in which case, there are probably all manner of spectacles, of both natural and modern scientific marvels.

Nope. It was the Dore event. Basically, Folsom Jr.

84 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:56:08pm

re: #80 lori lane

Classifed, huh? lol :)

You should check out Zombie's blog, newbie.

www.zombietime.com

It's quite a piece of work.

85 Van Helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:56:14pm

The honor killing thing on Fox is really disturbing. I'm just listening and it is raising my blood pressure.
re: #82 jcm

I'm all for it.
If nothing less than moonbat heads apoppin' everywhere!

Cheney/Bush '08!

86 sojerofgod  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:56:24pm

re: #47 zombie
I vote for one of each (Censored and uncensored) After all, we all are consenting adults. right? When you published the pics last time I was stunned. I had no idea any city in the western hemisphere would allow people to walk around naked and having public sex, much less "blowing up their balloon" I told a co-worker about that one and he flat-out called me a liar.

The regular press won't touch this with a 30 foot cattle prod, so I join Charles and say, Let-er rip!

87 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:56:37pm

A little song about evolution by my personal friend Biff Rose, may his crazy ass live forever.

88 jaunte  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:57:15pm

re: #87 Walter L. Newton

That's very cool. I actually have that on vinyl.

89 lori lane  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:57:44pm

re: #84 Noam Sayin'

thx for the link!

and i'm not mentioning the H word tonight. :)

90 rawmuse  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:58:28pm

re: #78 Killian Bundy

The plane could have easily been ditched in a lake. Fossett walks away, starts a new life. Change your physical appearance. Get a social security number from the recently dead. The hardest thing to change is your gait. You have to do special gimmicks for that.

91 jorline  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:58:33pm

re: #57 Killian Bundy

"It's not like we didn't have our eyes open. We found six other planes while we were looking for him. We're pretty good at what we do."

Perhaps this is a stupid question, but when were those six planes you found reported missing?

92 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:58:37pm

re: #57 Killian Bundy
Hey Killian!
"It's not like we didn't have our eyes open. We found six other planes while we were looking for him. We're pretty good at what we do." Uh, were y'all looking for those six planes contemporaneously or did they just get found?

93 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:58:49pm

Viva la Chimp!

94 zombie  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 8:59:43pm

re: #71 realwest

Well you know best, zombie - and you're probably right that the other photos won't see the light of day -except to friends and friends of friends and so forth.
I'm all for Gay Rights and I believe that Gay folks should have - at the least - civil unions, but to not publish them in their uncensored format would, I think, be sort of at least mitigating to a degree what actually did happen amongst a fringe element of the Gay Community and give THEM more ammunition to "communicate" with those at the Street Festival that this is not helping the cause of Gay Liberation one slight bit.

Interesting thesis! That's actually part of my dilemma too, which I mused on at length in the introduction to the Folsom report: I have no problem with gay rights, gay marriage, etc., and for all anyone knows I may be gay myself. But I realize this report may give ammunition to the gay-haters. Problematic.

But I still feel I should "calls it as I sees it," which seems to be the prevailing vote total here as well!

95 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:00:23pm

re: #88 jaunte

That's very cool. I actually have that on vinyl.

He's a very good friend of mine. A real basket case, but I still have a place for him in my heart. He is almost 70 now, still running around the states, no place to live, a real retro-hippie, stays with friends, plays coffee houses and festivals, the whole nine yards.

96 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:00:35pm

re: #59 zombie Yeah, that would work too, but I also like Abu Al-Poopypants suggestion at #58, with the option you mentioned, that of clicking the Miller Logo to make it "disappear".

97 Wyatt Earp  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:00:44pm

Speaking of chimps . . .

Indian Monkey God Sent To Obama

98 jorline  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:00:51pm

re: #72 Abu Al-Poopypants

You know the whole PRESIDENT-AS-CHIMP thing has been such a knee-slapper the past 8 years, I think it would be such a hoot if we keep it going after 01-20-2009. How about it? That'd be OK, right? Right?

Racist...shame on you Abu.

/sarc

99 CyanSnowHawk  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:01:01pm

re: #77 CyanSnowHawk

Ack, who rogered the thread?

It may have just been my machine. I gave #18 Charles a '+' and the thread jumped to superwide, just like a classy trailer park. A refresh after I asked about the rogering seems to have fixed it.

100 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:01:10pm

re: #89 lori lane

thx for the link!

and i'm not mentioning the H word tonight. :)

No worries. I truly enjoyed everyone busting my balls for not wearing a helmet. The next morning, I went to feed my friend's cats, then went to Perkins for pancakes, then went on a nice, long ride.

I wore a helmet.

101 jaunte  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:01:28pm

re: #87 Walter L. Newton

I have a couple of his albums, but I never met anyone else who knew about him. Didn't he have another song about paramecia discovering sex, among other things?

102 Van Helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:02:05pm

re: #94 zombie

What would you do if it were heterosexuals?

103 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:02:09pm

re: #92 realwest

Good point. If they were so good at their jobs, maybe they would have found those already. That was my first, cynical thought, at least.

104 lori lane  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:02:16pm

re: #100 Noam Sayin'

I wore a helmet.

*slaps Noam on the back*

105 zombie  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:02:21pm

re: #102 Van Helsing

What would you do if it were heterosexuals?

Most definitely.

106 sojerofgod  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:02:53pm

re: #94 zombie

While you may have a point about the 'gay-haters' I think this thing should be shared. I would be willing to bet you that one person in 1000 out here in 'flyover country' has any inkling about this sort of public saturnalia out west. Sunlight is still the best disinfectant.

107 shibumi  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:02:56pm

Very OT:

Last night, on the local tv news, it was announced that the Chosen One was opening seven new campaign headquarters in the Detroit area. One of them was in Dearbornistan. The sign in the plate glass window read:

OBAMA ARAB AMERICAN FOR PRESIDENT.

Has anyone else seen Obama presented as an arab before? Any thoughts on this presentation?

108 Macker  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:03:07pm

And who can't forget Monkey vs. Robot!

109 stevieray  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:03:11pm

re: #105 zombie

Most definitely.

There's your answer.

110 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:04:11pm

re: #88 jaunte

That's very cool. I actually have that on vinyl.

Another note for musical history buffs. That's Van Dyke Parks on Moog towards the end of the song. Very early use of Moog on an album.

And of course, Biff on piano.

111 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:04:25pm

re: #91 jorline

Perhaps this is a stupid question, but when were those six planes you found reported missing?

The oldest was '64.

If Fossett's plane burned it would be virtually impossible to see from the air.

The strut-braced wings of the Decathlon are, like the fuselage and tail surfaces, fabric covered, utilizing aluminum ribs. The wings of Champion and Bellanca Decathlons were built with wooden spars.

It would be a few aluminum tubes with would look like branches and an engine block would look like a rock, you'd have to be virtually standing on it to tell what it had been.

112 Occasional Reader  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:04:33pm

re: #74 cutestguy

No there isnt

Not much of a ska fan, myself. I still go with the Stones' version, hands down.

113 zombie  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:04:37pm

OK, the vote is in:

Publish, but with blurred/unblurred photos! And a warning!

114 jorline  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:04:40pm

re: #92 realwest

Hey Killian!
"It's not like we didn't have our eyes open. We found six other planes while we were looking for him. We're pretty good at what we do." Uh, were y'all looking for those six planes contemporaneously or did they just get found?

Hey RW...see my #91, GMTA...salt and pepper LOL

115 Silhouette  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:04:48pm

re: #105 zombie

Most definitely.

Then you've answered your own question.

116 reno911  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:05:02pm

re: #74 cutestguy

Well, I hope were not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues

117 Van Helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:05:06pm

re: #105 zombie

Then do the same.
No problem.

118 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:05:06pm

re: #94 zombie

But I realize this report may give ammunition to the gay-haters. Problematic.

I'm sure it's no secret to you, or anyone else here. The gay-haters are going to hate the gays regardless if there are photos on the innernets or not. Haters hate. It's what they do.

119 Racer X  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:05:21pm
120 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:05:31pm
121 sojerofgod  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:05:44pm

re: #105 zombie

Agreed. Some acts are not meant for public display. Eliminating waste and procreating are right up there at the top of it if you ask me, and I don't care if they're hetero, homo, auto or whatever.
Get a room.

122 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:05:56pm

re: #107 shibumi


Has anyone else seen Obama presented as an arab before? Any thoughts on this presentation?

At this point, I don't think anyone's sure what the hell the guy is, period.

123 Ben-Ami  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:06:32pm

I had to look at the Folsom Street Fair pictures before I could make an informed decision. The event today was wilder than that was? Were the people as out of shape and ugly as those at FSF?

At least you couldn't be accused of acting out of prurient interest. I've never seen any so unsexy...

124 Occasional Reader  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:06:42pm

re: #94 zombie

But I still feel I should "calls it as I sees it," which seems to be the prevailing vote total here as well!

Frankly, I think gays that are really interested in getting married, joining the Boy Scouts and participating in mainstream American life, would do well to disassociate themselves from the Folsom Street crowd anyway. So I think you're doing them a favor.

125 Mars Needs Neocons  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:06:44pm

re: #1 zombie

Time for public input on a ZOMBIE DILEMMA:

Remember my Folsom Street Fair report from last year? How controversial it was? And how X-rated?

Well, I just got back from a very similar event -- a spin-off of the Folsom event, actually, also (apparently) sponsored by Miller Beer. So I'd thought I'd do a follow-up report on the whole controversy to see if Miller is still involved, and if the events they're sponsoring are still so controversial.

Well...I'm sure you can guess where this is leading. Today's event made the Folsom Street Fair look like an episode of Leave It to Beaver. There's X-rated, and then there's XXX-rated, which this was.

I made a vow not to self-censor, but I swear this will get me banned on several continents.

What do I do?

Publish the report, as before with blurred/unblurred versions of the key photos, consequences be damned?
Publish a censored version?
Just drop the whole thing, delete the photos, and go knit a sweater for my nephew?
Or...?

Option a

126 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:06:48pm

re: #101 jaunte

I have a couple of his albums, but I never met anyone else who knew about him. Didn't he have another song about paramecia discovering sex, among other things?

Yes. It's called "Paradise Lost" which is actually a poem by (poop, I can't remember the guys name), was a journalist for the Cinncinatti Plains Dealer, Paul Newmans uncle, name escapes me.

127 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:07:23pm

re: #96 realwest

You are in my thoughts tonight. Hang in there. I heard a rumour that atheist prayers are the best one's of all. Peace.

128 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:07:29pm

re: #100 Noam Sayin'
HEY NAOM! Good on you my friend - you're waaay too valuable a person to lose simply cause you didn't wear your helmet!

129 Carridine  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:07:47pm

re: #105 zombie

Its not the homosexuality that is repugnant here, its the profligate disrespect for PUBLIC behaviour, and the shameless display of easy familiarity and unchaste attitudes.

I like your 'fuzzed out-click_here_for_unfuzzed' concept... and concur that Internet Service Providers are much more liable to fault YOU, than the moral midgets whose reprehensible behaviour you're striving to document, Zom!

130 shibumi  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:08:16pm

re: #122 Cartman

At this point, I don't think anyone's sure what the hell the guy is, period.

Good point.

However, I think we can all agree that he is male.

I think.

/I mean, he could come out a transgender, or a hermaphrodite, perhaps that's the October surprise.

131 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:08:59pm
132 Bobibutu  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:09:09pm

re: #94 zombie

Interesting thesis! That's actually part of my dilemma too, which I mused on at length in the introduction to the Folsom report: I have no problem with gay rights, gay marriage, etc., and for all anyone knows I may be gay myself. But I realize this report may give ammunition to the gay-haters. Problematic.

But I still feel I should "calls it as I sees it," which seems to be the prevailing vote total here as well!

If we continue to allow this public display of behavior without objection and by not exposing what it is and those who sanction and finance it ... well ... don't be shocked when it comes to your town and is in your and your families face!

Let her rip Zom!

133 Racer X  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:09:22pm
100 days, 100 nights to know a man's heart.

Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings "100 Days, 100 Nights"

Exactly one hundred days until the election.

134 stevieray  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:09:28pm

re: #105 zombie

Most definitely.

Consider this: The MSM got into the mess it is today partially by fretting about how a story will "play" vis-a-vis political issues. They ignore or tone-down entire stories because of concerns about repercussions. That is not their job, and it badly hurt them. Don't make the same mistake. The potential fall-out from these events is the concern of the gay community, not you as a reporter.

135 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:09:30pm

re: #109 stevieray
Yep!
How you doing tonight stevieray? Well, I hope!

136 Van Helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:09:33pm

re: #108 Macker

Dayum! Thanks for that! When I was at the Philmont Scout camp with the eldest that was a great topic for the chidren..

137 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:09:46pm
138 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:09:57pm

re: #126 Walter L. Newton

Not to nitpick, but the Cinci paper is The Enquirer and the Cleveland paper is The Plain Dealer. For what it's worth.

139 SummerSong  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:10:00pm

re: #1 zombie

Lots o monkey bidness, eh?

The premise of the exercise was to, "see if Miller is still involved, and if the events they're sponsoring are still so controversial". When you get more than you bargained for, it's okay to take a deep breath. It's even okay to sleep on it.

140 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:10:29pm

re: #126 Walter L. Newton

Yes. It's called "Paradise Lost" which is actually a poem by (poop, I can't remember the guys name), was a journalist for the Cinncinatti Plains Dealer, Paul Newmans uncle, name escapes me.

Ok, "Paradise Almost Lost" Joseph Newman.

141 cutestguy[deleted]  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:11:10pm
142 jorline  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:11:15pm

re: #111 jcm

It would be a few aluminum tubes with would look like branches and an engine block would look like a rock, you'd have to be virtually standing on it to tell what it had been.

Thanks for that jcm...excellent point.

They're good at finding lost planes and it only took 44 years to find that plane? Sounds like a government job for life program.

143 Killian Bundy  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:11:24pm

Christian the Lion - the full story

/much better luck than Roy had

144 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:11:36pm

re: #128 realwest

HEY NAOM! Good on you my friend - you're waaay too valuable a person to lose simply cause you didn't wear your helmet!

I am not. ;P

Went on a ride later in the day, sans helmet. Because of traffic, I rarely exceeded 20 mph, and was at one time relegated to 11mph because some asshole thought it was okay to idle around Lake Harriet. I bitched him out for sightseeing when gas is $4 a gallon - as he finally let me pass. Then he pulled up on me at the next stoplight, and I nearly got off my scoot.

The irony of it all was his "Start Seeing Motorcycles" bumper sticker.

145 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:11:39pm

re: #114 jorline Yeah - I've been in this hear bidness for 14 years and, uh, sooner or later we'll find 'em, so don't pay the insurance whatever you do! LOL!

146 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:11:42pm

re: #138 Cartman

Not to nitpick, but the Cinci paper is The Enquirer and the Cleveland paper is The Plain Dealer. For what it's worth.

Yea, your right. I was trying to pull this stuff out of the recesses of my brian. And the poem was "Paradise Almost Lost" by Joseph Newman of the Cleveland Plains Dealer.

147 Carridine  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:11:54pm

re: #132 Bobibutu

More to the point, Bobi, by holding our outcry we make ourselves accomplices after the fact! We assume part of the guilt because we've chosen silence when approbation was required!

148 sojerofgod  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:12:03pm

Summersong said:
"it's okay to take a deep breath. It's even okay to sleep on it."

But we're waiting for you to post them, c'mon, what's taking so long?

149 jaunte  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:12:37pm

re: #146 Walter L. Newton

Found a performance on Youtube:

150 jorline  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:13:22pm

re: #113 zombie

OK, the vote is in:

Publish, but with blurred/unblurred photos! And a warning!

May the force be with you zombie.

151 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:13:25pm

re: #142 jorline

Thanks for that jcm...excellent point.

They're good at finding lost planes and it only took 44 years to find that plane? Sounds like a government job for life program.

Up here in the Northwest a plane will go into the trees and be gone. Years later a hiker or hunter, usually a hunter (hikers stay on trails) will stumble on it.

152 CyanSnowHawk  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:13:28pm

re: #129 Carridine

Its not the homosexuality that is repugnant here, its the profligate disrespect for PUBLIC behaviour, and the shameless display of easy familiarity and unchaste attitudes.


Thanks Carridine, that nailed what really bugs me about this and FSF. It's the public display of it all. While I've got a hedonistic streak, I am disturbed by the display of it where it is in the face of those that are too young or do not want to see it.

153 Bobibutu  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:13:35pm

re: #147 Carridine

More to the point, Bobi, by holding our outcry we make ourselves accomplices after the fact! We assume part of the guilt because we've chosen silence when approbation was required!

Absofrigginlutely!

154 Occasional Reader  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:13:45pm

re: #126 Walter L. Newton

It's called "Paradise Lost" which is actually a poem by (poop, I can't remember the guys name)

Er... you mean John Milton? Or are you talking about a modern "Paradise Lost"?

155 lori lane  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:13:52pm

re: #113 zombie

Yikes. After looking at the FSF report. Sicksicksick.

/leading a sheltered life, i guess.

156 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:13:54pm

re: #124 Occasional Reader Absolutely correct, O.R.

157 BBev  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:14:37pm

re: #1 zombie

I have known you for a long time now and everything you have done has been A+. You have to report what you see if the photo’s are XXX it was not you doing it only you reporting it.

158 Van Helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:14:53pm

re: #144 Noam Sayin'

I am not. ;P

Went on a ride later in the day, sans helmet. Because of traffic, I rarely exceeded 20 mph, and was at one time relegated to 11mph because some asshole thought it was okay to idle around Lake Harriet. I bitched him out for sightseeing when gas is $4 a gallon - as he finally let me pass. Then he pulled up on me at the next stoplight, and I nearly got off my scoot.

The irony of it all was his "Start Seeing Motorcycles" bumper sticker.

Strange, the .44 magnum revolver I carried back in the day usually made me real easy to see.

Now that AZ has CCW permits, between the obvious .44 there is alway the Glock 27 thy don't see....

159 howyadoin  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:14:54pm

Zombie, I am going with JCMs #33 suggestion in addition to a treatment just like the original Folsem article. Make sure the CEO knows about the blog posting and it's reach.

160 Carridine  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:16:05pm

re: #152 CyanSnowHawk

Bobibutu and I are with you on this, Cyan!

'You wanna bump uglies? DO IT IN PRIVATE! Period."
161 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:16:10pm

re: #154 Occasional Reader

Modern

Paradise Almost Lost by Joseph Newman, a poem cover by Biff Rose as a sing/speak poem, with Biff on piano. I'm uploading it to my webspace right now. Link coming. Cute poem about the first sexual encounter.

162 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:16:28pm

re: #159 howyadoin

Zombie, I am going with JCMs #33 suggestion in addition to a treatment just like the original Folsem article. Make sure the CEO knows about the blog posting and it's reach.

A link to at the bottom to Miller's contact.

163 jaunte  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:16:43pm

re: #161 Walter L. Newton

Here are the words:
[Link: listserv.arizona.edu...]

164 BBev  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:17:03pm

Here is a monky that has some problems http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdXJNosr5YE

165 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:17:16pm

re: #127 Killgore Trout
I'm in your thoughts tonight? What, have you seen my most recent x-rays or something?!
I appreciate the kind thoughts my friend, but I do have ONE littlebittyquestion: to whom do atheists pray?!
Peace bro'.

166 Occasional Reader  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:17:41pm

Like all primates, I require sleep. Good night.

167 UncleSam  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:17:48pm

re: #1 zombie

Aw, crap. I had to work today.
Working weekends makes you miss all the good stuff.
Or was this one strictly gay, as opposed to the Folsom Street Fair?

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

168 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:17:56pm

Ok, got it uploaded.

Paradise Almost Lost by Joseph Newman, a poem cover by Biff Rose as a sing/speak poem, with Biff on piano.

169 Bobibutu  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:18:10pm

re: #159 howyadoin

Zombie, I am going with JCMs #33 suggestion in addition to a treatment just like the original Folsem article. Make sure the CEO knows about the blog posting and it's reach.

And the County Supervisors and Town Council ... etc.

170 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:19:21pm

re: #169 Bobibutu

And the County Supervisors and Town Council ... etc.

I think they participate!

171 BBev  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:19:34pm

re: #165 realwest

Hey Real.. start of week 2. life is good

172 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:19:50pm

re: #119 Racer X

Shake it, baby.

173 HelloDare  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:21:30pm

re: #1 zombie

Go for it. Instead of blurring the image, use Obama's face to cover the offending bits. It'll be accurate. He's a dick and an ass.

174 stevieray  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:21:59pm

re: #135 realwest

Yep!
How you doing tonight stevieray? Well, I hope!

Doing good, real. Got together with my family to celebrate a few birthdays, and everyone had a good time.

How are you holding out?

175 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:22:01pm

re: #149 jaunte

Found a performance on Youtube:
[Link: www.youtube.com...]

I don't know who that guy is. I have a lot of video of him doing that. For a matter of fact, I have a one hour video produced in 2000 with live performances of many of his more popular songs and comedy bits.

And I put out a CD in 2000 from a house concert I produced in Denver.

176 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:22:05pm

re: #173 HelloDare

Go for it. Instead of blurring the image, use Obama's face to cover the offending bits. It'll be accurate. He's a dick and an ass.

ROFLMAO!

177 cutestguy[deleted]  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:22:35pm
178 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:23:06pm

re: #158 Van Helsing

Strange, the .44 magnum revolver I carried back in the day usually made me real easy to see.

Now that AZ has CCW permits, between the obvious .44 there is alway the Glock 27 thy don't see....

Funny thing. There are sometimes - sometimes - drivers who like to intimidate people on scooters by tailgating them. I've had this happen to me several times and have seen it with other scoot drivers on occasion. There's some stigma with scooter drivers, I guess. You'd never see someone intentially pulling up to a Harley rider, or any other motorcycle for that matter. But I see it with scooter drivers.

Those are the times I'd like to unholster a pistol and say, "I said, back off!"

Alas, you're not allowed to do that in Minnesota.

179 Mars Needs Neocons  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:23:41pm

re: #58 Abu Al-Poopypants

Zombie, I'd vote for publishing it, but instead of blurring use Miller logos the way that black rectangles would normally get used.

I second

180 jorline  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:23:46pm

re: #173 HelloDare

Go for it. Instead of blurring the image, use Obama's face to cover the offending bits. It'll be accurate. He's a dick and an ass.

ding ding...LMAO

181 jaunte  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:23:56pm

re: #175 Walter L. Newton

Thanks for putting that one up too; haven't heard it in a good while.
Save it for the next ID thread background music.

182 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:24:37pm

re: #173 HelloDare

Go for it. Instead of blurring the image, use Obama's face to cover the offending bits. It'll be accurate. He's a dick and an ass.

Then get a mybarackobama account and..............

183 Bobibutu  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:24:40pm

re: #170 jcm

I think they participate!

Probably and it's way past time for some sunshine!

184 SummerSong  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:25:20pm

re: #172 MandyManners

Shake it, Baby. Indeed.

185 jaunte  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:26:16pm

re: #175 Walter L. Newton

I have a lot of video of him doing that. For a matter of fact, I have a one hour video produced in 2000 with live performances of many of his more popular songs and comedy bits.
And I put out a CD in 2000 from a house concert I produced in Denver.


Him being Biff? I'd enjoy seeing that.

186 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:26:16pm

re: #181 jaunte

Thanks for putting that one up too; haven't heard it in a good while.
Save it for the next ID thread background music.

You are welcome. If you need any Biff Rose, contact me. You have my email address. I have a lot of stuff, some that was never published publicly.

187 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:26:19pm

Speaking of riding, it was a picture-perfect day here to hit the road. I had the Harley over 65 MPH for the first time, on a 3 mile stretch of backroad that's straight as an arrow. I backed off the throttle when I was closing in on 90. A true rush, it was. ;)

188 jorline  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:26:41pm

re: #182 jcm

Then get a mybarackobama account and..............

and............buy a matching bobblehead.

189 jaunte  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:26:44pm

re: #186 Walter L. Newton

Thanks very much, I'll do that.

190 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:27:06pm

re: #187 Cartman

Were you wearing your helmet?

191 itellu3times  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:27:45pm

re: #1 zombie

Use copies of Obama's face to cover the naughty bits.

192 Mich-again  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:28:10pm

OK Zombie here is a possible lead. Miller Beer is distributed in San Fransisco by

Feb 9, 2005 - Golden Brands Beverage Distributors, a San Francisco Coors/Miller distributor has been sold to DBI Beverage Distributors of Nashville, Tennessee.

and then there is this out there..

DBI Beverage is owned by David Ingram, Chairman and President of Ingram Entertainment Inc., a national distributor of home entertainment products including DVDs, prerecorded videocassettes, and video games.

and this..

Twenty years ago, distributors were everywhere, the link between retail and publishing. Their power was immense. But in the age of direct distribution, they’ve been vastly reduced in numbers, and they don’t hold nearly as much sway. Only the most efficient survive, and some of them may not be here forever.

Ingram Entertainment is one of the country’s largest wholesalers of console games, supplying around 3,000 outlets a week. Bob Geistman, senior vice president interactive media and business development, says distributors can only make profits if they take care of the details.

"Our business is growing and our profits are growing but every day we have to struggle to figure out how to make money. Some of my competitors, I would say, are about to go bust."

So maybe the SF Miller Beer distributor has helped keep the mothership (with a failed business case) back home in TN afloat by selling pron videos promoted in those displays of public affection you have chronicled. A theory anyway. Why would Miller Beer want any part of that crap? They don't. I'm guessing its the Distributor.

193 Racer X  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:28:20pm

re: #172 MandyManners

Shake it, baby.

BOING!

LOL!

194 itellu3times  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:28:27pm

re: #173 HelloDare

Dang, GMTA.

195 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:29:04pm

re: #185 jaunte

Him being Biff? I'd enjoy seeing that.

Yes. Footage of everything from him sitting around my house talking, playing piano, a 2 night concert I produced in Denver, a few coffee houses in Boulder and even walking on the street doing drive-by comedy on anyone that would stop and put up with him. I may be able to upload the video. I'll have to check how much space I need and all that other tech stuff. It's an hour long, done by a friend of mine that owns a video production business.

196 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:29:09pm

re: #190 Noam Sayin'

Yep. It's the law here, for the first-year licensee. I don't wanna push my luck. ;)

197 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:30:25pm

re: #184 SummerSong

Shake it, Baby. Indeed.

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

WTF was that?

198 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:31:24pm

re: #189 jaunte

Thanks very much, I'll do that.

Check YouTube. I just noticed some clips from my video up there. Poop, there goes the royalties.

199 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:31:32pm

re: #171 BBev *tapping foot* but not good enough for an e-mail, hmmm?!
LOL!

200 itellu3times  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:31:40pm

re: #72 Abu Al-Poopypants

You know the whole PRESIDENT-AS-CHIMP thing has been such a knee-slapper the past 8 years, I think it would be such a hoot if we keep it going after 01-20-2009. How about it? That'd be OK, right? Right?

President McCainChimpHitler?

201 BBev  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:32:16pm

re: #196 Cartman

Yep. It's the law here, for the first-year licensee. I don't wanna push my luck. ;)

I won't ride a bike, I have the need for speed. I had a Trans Am GT. I got it to 155 racing an Iroc down Rt 495 and I had more to go. I had a Cordoba clocked at 165 so a bike for me would not be a good thing

202 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:32:25pm

re: #191 itellu3times

Use copies of Obama's face to cover the naughty bits.

Now that was funny.re: #196 Cartman

Yep. It's the law here, for the first-year licensee. I don't wanna push my luck. ;)

Yeah, you wouldn't want to break the law or nuthin'.

203 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:32:26pm

re: #174 stevieray I'm holding out ok, thanks.
Glad to see you had a good time with your family!

204 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:33:17pm

I had no idea breaking the sound barrier produces visual effects.

205 BBev  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:33:31pm

re: #199 realwest

*tapping foot* but not good enough for an e-mail, hmmm?!
LOL!

I know and I had time today to do it, :-(

206 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:34:55pm

re: #184 SummerSong

Shake it, Baby. Indeed.

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

Like a Polaroid™ Picture.

Acoustic...

207 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:34:56pm

re: #178 Noam Sayin' I've actually seen some drivers pull up next to a motorcycle and sorta lean their car towards 'em.
Made me glad I had my cellphone, cause about 25 miles later I saw that car pulled over by a Trooper!
Yes, I did report the S.O.B.

208 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:35:05pm

re: #201 BBev

Trust me, when you start pushing 100 on a two-wheeled open vehicle, you'll feel like you're doing every bit of 155 in a car.

209 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:35:11pm

re: #178 Noam Sayin'
Noam - Please check [Link: ellegon.com...]

He writes great fiction, too (IMAO).

Open carry WILL make people pay attention, but when you check your weapon at a traffic control device to ensure it is 'safe', that will wake 'em up too.

210 Carridine  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:35:38pm

re: #195 Walter L. Newton

Start with a few 3-Minute GOOD STUFF excerpts, Walt. Only.

211 Thanos  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:35:49pm
212 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:36:17pm

re: #204 MandyManners

I had no idea breaking the sound barrier produces visual effects.

The details!
Cool F-4 pic for plane buffs.

213 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:36:18pm

re: #187 Cartman
Hey my friend - I trust you WERE wearing your helmet and leathers?!

214 Thanos  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:37:20pm

G'nite all

215 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:37:36pm

re: #213 realwest

Helmet and leather vest. Too dang hot for the rest of the proper gear!

216 docremulac  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:37:37pm

You know what would be a funny thing to have in a pet store? (I guess you could have it in any store, but a pet store would be best)

Have an empty cage with the door hanging wide open with a big sign on top that says: "WARNING: DO NOT LET THE FLESH EATING VAMPIRE MONKEY OUT OF CAGE!"

Then watch the look on people's faces when they read the sign.

Be a good youtube video.

217 IslandLibertarian  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:37:50pm

re: #208 Cartman

Ever been doin' 75mph on a 1200 Sportster and have a semi blow by you doin
85?
Makes life seem very short.

218 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:38:05pm

re: #210 Carridine

Start with a few 3-Minute GOOD STUFF excerpts, Walt. Only.

I found an excerpt of him doing Hello Dolphins from the video I produced.

219 BBev  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:38:22pm

re: #208 Cartman

Trust me, when you start pushing 100 on a two-wheeled open vehicle, you'll feel like you're doing every bit of 155 in a car.


Ya I know I was on the back of one doing 135. It was not fun

220 SummerSong  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:38:28pm

re: #197 MandyManners

Just a weird video of a Tupac tune. "Shake it, baby" is a well known verse of the song and since it's about California...well, we know all about shakin'.

221 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:38:56pm

re: #209 van helsing

Noam - Please check [Link: ellegon.com...]

He writes great fiction, too (IMAO).

Open carry WILL make people pay attention, but when you check your weapon at a traffic control device to ensure it is 'safe', that will wake 'em up too.

One comment I read on open carry.

Open carry protects only the carrier, bad guys will leave that person alone.
Concealed carry protects everyone, bad guys don't know who to leave alone.

In WA State 1 in 25 has a CPL (Concealed Pistol License). The bad guys do think about it.

222 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:39:03pm

re: #207 realwest

Open carry in AZ was a great deterent for bad behavior from folks in cars.

At least 15 years ago it was.

223 jorline  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:39:17pm

re: #211 Thanos

SAB Miller

I was wondering why Miller tasted like African monkey piss lately...lol

224 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:40:29pm

re: #204 MandyManners

Cool pics.

Ironic, though. A series of pics of jets going supersonic, yet no sound.

Does the B2 do supersonic?

225 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:41:23pm

Carridine

And here is Molly from the same video. I tell you, you can't keep anything off of YouTube. We sold only about 300 copies of this DVD (and VHS), and it cost us about 6000 to put together.

226 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:41:27pm

re: #216 docremulac You have a, um, sorta unusual sense of humor - anyone ever tell you that?!

227 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:41:29pm

re: #217 IslandLibertarian

I've not had that experience yet, but I'm well aware that my Sporty is not as stable as the bigger Harleys. I've white-knucled 'er on a couple of really windy days already.

228 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:42:34pm

re: #221 jcm

Indeed they do. My brothers in WA will attest to that.

Open is good for when you're on the road and some nit feels like they want to share their bad day.

If they see a weapon, most realize that their bad day could get much worse.

229 itellu3times  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:42:49pm

re: #224 Noam Sayin'

Does the B2 do supersonic?

Negatory.

Though we might already have a secret successor bomber that does. Shh.

230 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:42:51pm

pimf - knuckled

231 Carridine  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:43:10pm

re: #218 Walter L. Newton

I'll comment when I return, Walt, but I'm outta here as C, back as K.

I LIKE his style... "...hopelessly middle-class!" Mweh!

232 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:43:13pm

re: #224 Noam Sayin'

Cool pics.

Ironic, though. A series of pics of jets going supersonic, yet no sound.

Does the B2 do supersonic?

Nope.
Speed: High subsonic

Lots of heat and noise with going supersonic.

F-22 has supercruise, no afterburner supersonic.

233 Racer X  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:43:27pm

re: #224 Noam Sayin'

Does the B2 do supersonic?

Nope.

234 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:43:49pm

re: #209 van helsing

Never heard of Joel Rosenberg until about a week or so ago. He was in a Powerline forum discussing civilian use of firearms to protect other civilians, about a week after that 'beat-down' incident at Valley Fair earlier this month.

Are you a Minnesotan?

235 jorline  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:43:57pm

re: #226 realwest

You have a, um, sorta unusual sense of humor - anyone ever tell you that?!

ROFLMAO...damn RW

236 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:44:20pm

re: #210 Carridine Hey my friend - do y'all remember when you sent me your version of "Find The Cost of Freedom"?
I really liked it a lot - but I now seem to have inadvertenly lost it or deleted it - any chance you could send it to me again?
I'd be most appreciative!

237 Racer X  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:44:44pm
238 docremulac  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:44:51pm

re: #226 realwest

"re: #216 docremulac You have a, um, sorta unusual sense of humor - anyone ever tell you that?!"

All the time.

:)

239 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:44:58pm

re: #228 van helsing

Indeed they do. My brothers in WA will attest to that.

Open is good for when you're on the road and some nit feels like they want to share their bad day.

If they see a weapon, most realize that their bad day could get much worse.

Open carry needs two things, enough people to do it so that there's always someone around with a weapon. Second is non-gun types to be comfortable with open carry. Lot of people get real nervous around guns.

240 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:45:46pm

re: #229 itellu3times

re: #233 Racer X

Check out Mandy's link in #204. I love the pics, but didn't think the B2 was capable of supersonic.

241 Bobibutu  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:46:18pm

F-22 has supercruise, no afterburner supersonic.

American ingenuity - gotta love it!

242 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:46:32pm

Evening all, I see the open thread has defaulted to two of our favorite topics. Guns and military equipment.

/cool supersonic pics you found Mandy.

243 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:47:44pm

re: #238 docremulac
I'll bet they do!
;')

244 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:47:59pm

re: #239 jcm

I truly prefer concealed carry. I guess I consider my sidearm as a last resort, surprise trump card. I hope I never, ever have to use it for that purpose.

245 Silhouette  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:48:03pm

re: #242 BlueCanuck

Evening all, I see the open thread has defaulted to two of our favorite topics. Guns and military equipment.

Only because I cannot convince anyone to dissect the underlying meanings in this week's Mary Worth.

/

246 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:48:32pm

re: #241 Bobibutu

F-22 has supercruise, no afterburner supersonic.

American ingenuity - gotta love it!

On of my favorites.

247 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:49:12pm

re: #234 Noam Sayin'

Never heard of Joel Rosenberg until about a week or so ago. He was in a Powerline forum discussing civilian use of firearms to protect other civilians, about a week after that 'beat-down' incident at Valley Fair earlier this month.

Are you a Minnesotan?

No. Phoenician - desert rat.

I first read one his books about 17 years ago. Followed the Guardian of the Flame series an one day did search for him on-line. Discovered the rest at that point. Pay special attention to his editorial re: the missing kitchen knife.

I've always been a firm believer that when seconds cound, the police are only minutes away.

The 'always armed, always vigilant' thing has caused some interesting conversations, but never cost me any friends.

248 jorline  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:49:16pm

re: #237 Racer X

F-22 Raptor at Farnborough Airshow 2008

WOW...unbelievable.

249 Arbalest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:49:23pm

re: #1 zombie

This may not help, since I share none of the fallout, but I recommend your first option (blurred/unblurred versions).

My reasoning is similar to previous posts.

You are merely reporting, with many photographs, a public event in San Francisco. If anyone finds the material objectionable, and it sounds like many will, this isn’t your fault.

If any one is offended, then perhaps a question or two to the SF Mayor’s Office and to the SF Chronicle and other news services is in order; is this normal for SF? If "Yes", then will this event be reported? "No"? Then why was this event allowed to take place? Who was arrested?

250 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:49:55pm

re: #237 Racer X

That plane is amazing. I'm no aerodynamics expert. But some of the shit that thing will do stupifies me.

251 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:50:23pm

re: #239 jcm Well there could be a reason for that: there are, I believe, a number of wannbe Wild Bill Hicock's out there and would draw down when a situation didn't warrant it.
Having said that, however, if I had a permit to carry in the open I would do it.
Maybe.

252 A Kiwi Infidel  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:50:55pm

And Obama's bus, I dont believe it!

253 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:51:24pm

re: #250 Noam Sayin'

That plane is amazing. I'm no aerodynamics expert. But some of the shit that thing will do stupifies me.

Vectored Thrust.

254 BBev  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:51:34pm

re: #239 jcm

Open carry needs two things, enough people to do it so that there's always someone around with a weapon. Second is non-gun types to be comfortable with open carry. Lot of people get real nervous around guns.

My brother and sister inlaw did not like the fact that I carried a gun inside there home. I had no problem with it and still don't. If you don't like it don't invite me over!

255 jorline  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:51:39pm

re: #246 jcm

On of my favorites.

Makes the F-104 look like an Edsel.

256 DesertSage  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:51:55pm

I'll bet Obama doesn't even like Cheezy Poofs.....

....and he wants to be our next president!

257 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:52:18pm

re: #252 A Kiwi Infidel

Hell, he could throw the entire country under that sucker!

258 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:52:26pm

re: #244 Cartman

I truly prefer concealed carry. I guess I consider my sidearm as a last resort, surprise trump card. I hope I never, ever have to use it for that purpose.

Generally, I'm with you. I found that when I was common biker trash that people saw the weapon more than they saw me on the bike.

I'd much prefer that the goblins always wonder if someone is armed and ready to ruin their day.

259 A Kiwi Infidel  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:53:40pm

re: #257 Cartman

Hell, he could throw the entire country under that sucker!

Exactly, cremated on the way out the back, making more room for the next victims being chucked under from the front.

260 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:53:54pm

re: #246 jcm

On of my favorites.

I have an acquaintance whose daughter just married an A-10 pilot. She had no idea what an A-10 was, so I sent emailed her that exact link

She's still not sure what it is.

261 Gumby  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:54:12pm

re: #215 Cartman

Helmet and leather vest. Too dang hot for the rest of the proper gear!

I had mine at 90 halfway across Colorado and all the way across Kansas on the way to Texas a couple of years ago.

After a while, 90 seems like 70 in the car. (Gotta keep an eye out for the law though). Had some guy right on my butt for quite a while just outside of KC on another trip. Just kept goosing the throttle to get ahead of him then letting him catch up. He never did pass me.... ;>)

262 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:54:35pm

re: #253 jcm

Vectored Thrust.

Wectored trust - vas Russian inwention. Thus spake Mr. Chekov.

263 rawmuse  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:54:40pm

If you carry concealed, then carry concealed. The gun should never be seen, not an outline, not a sound either.

264 Bobibutu  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:55:05pm

re: #246 jcm

On of my favorites.

Wart Hogs - yeah! Finally we built a carrier around a weapon vs hanging a weapon on a carrier.

265 BBev  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:55:11pm

re: #260 Noam Sayin'

I have an acquaintance whose daughter just married an A-10 pilot. She had no idea what an A-10 was, so I sent emailed her that exact link

She's still not sure what it is.

Just tell her it is a huge mother fucker gun with wings.

266 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:56:09pm

re: #251 realwest

Well there could be a reason for that: there are, I believe, a number of wannbe Wild Bill Hicock's out there and would draw down when a situation didn't warrant it.
Having said that, however, if I had a permit to carry in the open I would do it.
Maybe.

I happy with CCL, open carry has a bunch of draw backs. CCL avoids a lot of those. before I'd push hard on open carry, I'd push for 50 states with CCL and reciprocity.

267 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:56:53pm

re: #258 van helsing


I'd much prefer that the goblins always wonder if someone is armed and ready to ruin their day.

I really think that it's reaching the point where CCW is becoming somewhat of a deterrent. There are ever-increasing instances of common folk making a punk wish he hadn't underestimated his prey.

268 Gumby  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:57:06pm

re: #265 BBev

Just tell her it is a huge mother fucker gun with wings.

I was a mechanic on one for a couple of years.... they are awesome machines but a bitch to maintain!

269 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:57:26pm

re: #260 Noam Sayin'

The A-10 is just beautiful ugly. Truly 'Peace through superior firepower'.

270 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:57:39pm

re: #264 Bobibutu

Wart Hogs - yeah! Finally we built a carrier around a weapon vs hanging a weapon on a carrier.

Yeah, and the pilot sits practically in a titanium bathtub. I have heard that the hog can take a lot of abuse before the pilot has to eject. Than again there probably has been very few times where it has actually gone up against anything really threatening.

271 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:58:20pm

re: #242 BlueCanuck
Yup, now all we need is Boobs and/or music!
So, on behalf of the latter, I give you Mark Knopfle and Eric Clapton: [Link: www.imeem.com...]

272 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:58:48pm

re: #262 van helsing

Wectored trust - vas Russian inwention. Thus spake Mr. Chekov.

DA!

Capt. Al Haynes invented it on the fly and saved a bunch of people.

273 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:58:55pm

I remember the first time I saw the B1B in flight at an airshow. It reminded me of the animation of Good Bye Blue Sky from The Wall.

274 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:59:29pm

re: #261 Gumby

I'm guessing that you're a seasoned rider, as opposed to my relative novice status. Ninety was an eye-opener for me, I'll tell ya!

275 Gumby  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:59:45pm

re: #270 BlueCanuck

Yeah, and the pilot sits practically in a titanium bathtub. I have heard that the hog can take a lot of abuse before the pilot has to eject. Than again there probably has been very few times where it has actually gone up against anything really threatening.

They have redundant hydraulics systems and can take a lot of punishment. The reason the engines are so high on the fuselage is to prevent them from eating all the brass from the MAU. (gun)

276 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 9:59:52pm

re: #270 BlueCanuck

Yeah, and the pilot sits practically in a titanium bathtub. I have heard that the hog can take a lot of abuse before the pilot has to eject. Than again there probably has been very few times where it has actually gone up against anything really threatening.

This one came home.

277 Racer X  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:01:30pm
278 Mars Needs Neocons  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:01:30pm

re: #247 van helsing

So this is the same Joel Rosenberg from the Guardians of the Flame?

I've always wondered that. Now I guess I'm going to have to read his "real world" style fiction.

Guardians of the Flame was very popular during my high school years. I like how his writing matured throughout the series. High Fantasy and Gunpowder, a can't miss proposition.

279 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:01:47pm

Ah, boys and their noise.

Good night!

280 MandyManners  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:02:29pm

Gonna' hafta' open the windows to air out all the testosterone.

281 itellu3times  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:03:07pm

re: #240 Noam Sayin'

re: #233 Racer X

Check out Mandy's link in #204. I love the pics, but didn't think the B2 was capable of supersonic.

Most or all of those are from a slide show that was posted somewhere the other day, that I just happened to click through, and the caption on one specifically said that condensation pattern did NOT happen only at the sound barrier, note that B2 is not breaking through on at least one, it's just a foggy pattern over the wing.

282 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:03:38pm

re: #276 jcm Holy crap!
Didja read the story about that pilot? Really gutsy woman, I tells ya!

283 Bobibutu  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:04:20pm

re: #276 jcm

This one came home.

Shows what we can do when we get the BS out of the design equation.

Remember the IDF F16 (?) that lost part of a wing and made it home?

284 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:04:38pm

re: #265 BBev

That's what I first told her, though with less technical military language. ;)

re: #269 van helsing

The A-10 is just beautiful ugly. Truly 'Peace through superior firepower'.

I've always loved that plane. I nearly let an Army recruiter talk me into signing up - because he said I could get behind the stick.

Then a cousin (pilot, Air Force) called me to inform me that it was an Air Force plane, and they don't usually let Army soldiers fly them. I didn't bother going to the recruiting station after that. Probably better for America. I'm sure I would have made a crappy soldier.

285 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:05:13pm

re: #276 jcm

Now that is awe inspiring. The A-10 was definitely in my top five fantasy aircraft that I wanted to fly. :)

286 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:05:44pm

Back in the late nineties, I got a VIP tour of Luke AFB. My uncle is a retired bird colonel, and was on staff there in the seventies/eighties. I was totally awestruck. Simply amazing stuff, and amazing people there.

287 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:05:50pm

re: #280 MandyManners

Admit it, you like high testoserone boys. ;)

288 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:06:24pm

re: #283 Bobibutu

Shows what we can do when we get the BS out of the design equation.

Remember the IDF F16 (?) that lost part of a wing and made it home?

F-15 good pics....
The General Dynamics guys thought it was a taxi accident till they talked with the crew, they didn't think their own plane could fly on one wing.

289 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:08:44pm

re: #288 jcm Hey jcm - your link goes to something called a proper registry cleaner and, iirc, that's one of the ploys that's been used to infect computers lately.

290 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:09:05pm

re: #288 jcm

Now that picture raised my pucker factor by 20. 0_0

291 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:09:18pm

The US Army rights a wrong.

Honored by his country at last, man accused of WWII lynching dies in peace

When the moment Samuel Snow waited most of his life for finally came, he didn't speak. He just took the plaque affirming his honorable discharge – an honor that had been stolen from him more than six decades ago – held it against his chest in a Seattle hospital bed, and smiled.

That moment Saturday, family said, made his life complete.

A few hours later, Snow died at age 83.

"My father went home," son Ray Snow said, "to present his God his discharge papers from this life."

In 1944, Snow left Seattle as a 19-year-old in handcuffs, convicted of rioting on a night that led to an Italian POW's death. He and the other 27 convicted black soldiers knew they were innocent. During a Saturday ceremony at Discovery Park, where the slaying occurred at an Army fort 64 years earlier, a top military official formally acknowledged the men's innocence and offered words most of those convicted never lived to hear.

"We're sorry."

292 Mars Needs Neocons  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:09:21pm

re: #270 BlueCanuck

Yeah, and the pilot sits practically in a titanium bathtub. I have heard that the hog can take a lot of abuse before the pilot has to eject. Than again there probably has been very few times where it has actually gone up against anything really threatening.

Ok time for personal experience here. Had an F-4 and a A-10 crash while I was in the sandbox. The A-10 had several hundred holes in it anywhere from an inch in diameter to a few about 6 inches in diameter. Slid in and the largest damage other than the holes, was the fact they managed to bend the gun.

F-4 ran out of fuel. Dropped straight down out of the sky. Landing gear went in three different directions. No slide marks on the ground. (Proof that if you put a big enough engine on a brick it will fly. But it won't land without power.)

The bathtub with the gun fared much better.

293 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:10:25pm

re: #278 Mars Needs Neocons

Same guy. There is another Joel Rosenberg that does politcal commentary that is quite good, but the guy I linked to is the SFF author.

Popular in high school, huh? I fear I'm about 20 years too late for that.

294 Kosh's Shadow  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:10:35pm

re: #288 jcm

F-15 good pics....
The General Dynamics guys thought it was a taxi accident till they talked with the crew, they didn't think their own plane could fly on one wing.

Let's convince Iran to do better and try to fly with no wings.

295 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:10:50pm

re: #289 realwest

Hey jcm - your link goes to something called a proper registry cleaner and, iirc, that's one of the ploys that's been used to infect computers lately.

Here's a video of the story.

296 Bosch Fawstin  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:11:40pm
297 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:12:24pm

re: #279 MandyManners

Ah, boys and their noise.

Good night!

Thanks for reminding us.

Almost forgot about the noise.

298 Mars Needs Neocons  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:12:35pm

re: #293 van helsing

Same guy. There is another Joel Rosenberg that does politcal commentary that is quite good, but the guy I linked to is the SFF author.

Popular in high school, huh? I fear I'm about 20 years too late for that.

Late 80's.

299 Bobibutu  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:13:04pm

re: #288 jcm

F-15 good pics....
The General Dynamics guys thought it was a taxi accident till they talked with the crew, they didn't think their own plane could fly on one wing.

Yeppers - I stand corrected.

300 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:13:46pm

re: #293 van helsing

Maybe I should pick up the series again. I remember reading the first two or three in HS as well. Thought the concept was pretty cool, but for some reason I got bored of the stories.

301 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:14:49pm

re: #165 realwest

I do have ONE littlebittyquestion: to whom do atheists pray?!

It's more like a radio broadcast than a telephone call. Works better.

302 MigueldowninMexico  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:15:20pm

hi lizards Ive gone thru ome tough tims recently, like f

303 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:15:42pm

re: #301 Killgore Trout
LOL! OK, and thanks for the radio broadcast, 'tis appreciated.

304 Neo Con since 9-11  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:16:07pm

Miguel, so good to see you. Hope you're doing well.

305 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:16:30pm

re: #302 MigueldowninMexico HEY MIGUEL! Hola mi Amigo! Are you ok?

306 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:16:33pm

re: #298 Mars Needs Neocons

307 Mars Needs Neocons  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:16:35pm

re: #300 BlueCanuck

Maybe I should pick up the series again. I remember reading the first two or three in HS as well. Thought the concept was pretty cool, but for some reason I got bored of the stories.

As did I, however I revisited them a few years back and the newer ones are great. Once he moved beyond the idea of gamers stuck in a fantasy world and focused on the politics and wars of that world it really worked out.

308 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:16:49pm

re: #302 MigueldowninMexico

{ { {MIGUEL} } }. Welcome back brother. Good to see you posting.

309 docremulac  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:16:49pm

In my opinion the sexiest plane to ever take to the skies.

Hard to believe that kids were listening to 50s rock n roll at the malt-shop when this baby was flying around. It looks futuristic even by today's standards.

One of it's pilots said: "It looked like it was going 100 miles per hour just sitting on the runway."


Night all.

310 jorline  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:16:53pm

re: #302 MigueldowninMexico

hi lizards Ive gone thru ome tough tims recently, like f

welcome back miguel...good to see you

311 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:17:04pm

re: #302 MigueldowninMexico

hi lizards Ive gone thru ome tough tims recently, like f

Hi Miguel! Good to see ya!

312 rawmuse  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:17:11pm

Hello Miguel. I heard about your news and offer prayers for your quick recovery.

313 Mars Needs Neocons  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:17:15pm

re: #306 van helsing

?

314 RTLM  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:17:15pm

re: #302 MigueldowninMexico

hi lizards Ive gone thru ome tough tims recently, like f

Great to see you Miguel!

(prayers & best regards your way)

315 CyanSnowHawk  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:17:35pm

re: #160 Carridine

Bobibutu and I are with you on this, Cyan!

While I don't necessarily think it has to be private, I do believe that you must prevent inappropriate exposure, and you must be vigilant in that effort.

316 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:17:36pm

re: #302 MigueldowninMexico Miguel, did you get my e-mails this week (three of 'em)? Just a yes or no answer is fine.

317 Mars Needs Neocons  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:17:42pm

re: #302 MigueldowninMexico

hi lizards Ive gone thru ome tough tims recently, like f

Great to see you back.

318 ploome hineni[deleted]  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:17:42pm
319 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:18:44pm

re: #309 docremulac

In my opinion the sexiest plane to ever take to the skies.

Hard to believe that kids were listening to 50s rock n roll at the malt-shop when this baby was flying around. It looks futuristic even by today's standards.

One of it's pilots said: "It looked like it was going 100 miles per hour just sitting on the runway."


Night all.

Video!

320 stevieray  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:19:56pm

re: #309 docremulac

Sexiest plane? The SR71 Blackhawk, of course.

My favorite plane? I agree with y'all... A10 Warthog. It has a fierce beauty.

321 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:20:32pm

re: #313 Mars Needs Neocons

Don't know why that got lost.
I just said the Amber series by Roger Zelazny was popular with my group of geeks (early 70s high school).

Then I spent some time with the SCA.
Still wouldn't recommend taking a sword to a gunfight, but it will un-nerve people for a few seconds.

322 Mars Needs Neocons  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:20:50pm

re: #320 stevieray

Sexiest plane? The SR71 Blackhawk, of course.

My favorite plane? I agree with y'all... A10 Warthog. It has a fierce beauty.

I've got some beautiful in cockpit shots of the A-10 that crashed. But Im not sure where they are, or if it's legal to post.

323 Racer X  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:21:22pm

Hi Miguel!

Good to see you.

324 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:21:26pm

re: #320 stevieray

Sexiest plane? The SR71 Blackhawk, of course.

My favorite plane? I agree with y'all... A10 Warthog. It has a fierce beauty.

I've got a soft spot for this one.
XF-12_Rainbow

325 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:21:41pm

re: #321 van helsing

Gun has stopping power, but a sword is more dangerous. Especially in the hands of an amateur.

326 MigueldowninMexico  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:22:14pm

re: #304 Neo Con since 9-11

Miguel, so good to see you. Hope you're doing well.

thanks i¡m ok, sort of ;

327 BBev  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:22:18pm

re: #292 Mars Needs Neocons

Cool

328 Mars Needs Neocons  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:22:36pm

re: #321 van helsing

Don't know why that got lost.
I just said the Amber series by Roger Zelazny was popular with my group of geeks (early 70s high school).

Then I spent some time with the SCA.
Still wouldn't recommend taking a sword to a gunfight, but it will un-nerve people for a few seconds.

Amber was pretty popular in my time too, but got really irritating after awhile. A bit too...Existential?

My wife asked why I would want a sword in the house. I said people are used to guns, but a naked fat man running through the house screaming while wielding a broadsword has a remarkable psychological effect.

329 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:23:21pm

re: #326 MigueldowninMexico

thanks i¡m ok, sort of ;

You're on my prayer list.
Healing, strength and peace.

330 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:23:34pm

re: #319 jcm

Another really pretty one:

[Link: www.fas.org...]

Featured in the book 'Failsafe' IIRC.

331 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:23:40pm

re: #322 Mars Needs Neocons

I've got some beautiful in cockpit shots of the A-10 that crashed. But Im not sure where they are, or if it's legal to post.

Don't do it! The Chicoms monitor LGF. ;)

/hell, we've probably already "given" 'em the schematics

332 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:23:40pm

re: #326 MigueldowninMexico Miguel, check your e-mail por favor!

333 Mars Needs Neocons  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:23:41pm

re: #327 BBev

Cool

It was impressive to say the least.

334 jorline  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:24:06pm

re: #318 ploome hineni

I saw one while driving in Nevada

first it was a shadow..then I looked up and almost did not understand what I saw

The F-22 is truly unbelievable...I would love to see one in person.

The F-22 pilots must fly with a constant woody...LOL

335 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:24:20pm

re: #330 van helsing

Another really pretty one:

[Link: www.fas.org...]

Featured in the book 'Failsafe' IIRC.

That's another beauty!

336 Mars Needs Neocons  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:24:49pm

re: #331 Cartman

Don't do it! The Chicoms monitor LGF. ;)

/hell, we've probably already "given" 'em the schematics

No joke there.

As ex-security and having once held a security clearance I am pretty paranoid about what is allowed and what isn't.

337 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:25:00pm

re: #324 jcm

I've got a soft spot for this one.
XF-12_Rainbow

My personal favorite. :)

338 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:25:09pm

re: #334 jorline

The F-22 is truly unbelievable...I would love to see one in person.

The F-22 pilots must fly with a constant woody...LOL

Not all of them.

339 MigueldowninMexico  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:25:23pm

re: #323 Racer X

Hi Miguel!

Good to see you.

re: #329 jcm

You're on my prayer list.
Healing, strength and peace.

thnTHNX

340 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:25:32pm

re: #326 MigueldowninMexico

I just said an extra-strength prayer for you, buddy.

341 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:25:37pm

Welcome back, Miguel. Glad you're doing better.

Lizard prayers are amazing, aren't they?

342 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:26:09pm

re: #337 BlueCanuck

My personal favorite. :)

Avro got ripped off, and so did Canada on that Charlie Fox.
That was a shit hot bird.

343 BBev  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:26:10pm

re: #302 MigueldowninMexico

It;s good to hear from ya,

344 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:26:40pm

re: #336 Mars Needs Neocons

No joke there.

As ex-security and having once held a security clearance I am pretty paranoid about what is allowed and what isn't.

+1 on that, MNN.

345 Bobibutu  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:26:52pm

re: #309 docremulac

In my opinion the sexiest plane to ever take to the skies.

Hard to believe that kids were listening to 50s rock n roll at the malt-shop when this baby was flying around. It looks futuristic even by today's standards.

One of it's pilots said: "It looked like it was going 100 miles per hour just sitting on the runway."


Night all.

Hustler - great aircraft.

An acquaintance of mine Lt. Col. Bill Groninger flew the SR-71 - he has some very cool stories as do the other pilots. Shame we shut down the program. Signed pic of his aircraft sits on my mantle.

346 MigueldowninMexico  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:27:22pm

re: #341 Noam Sayin'

Welcome back, Miguel. Glad you're doing better.

Lizard prayers are amazing, aren't they?


:)

347 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:27:27pm

re: #302 MigueldowninMexico

Good to see you, bro.

348 ploome hineni[deleted]  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:27:46pm
349 jorline  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:27:47pm

re: #338 jcm

Not all of them.

LOL...I thought about that after I hit the post...OK ladies...hit me with your best shot, I deserve it!

350 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:28:01pm

re: #339 MigueldowninMexico Miguel - prayers go up for you every day my friend. And of course you are on the Lizard Prayer List.
If it's difficult for you to type, that's ok - just knowing that you're able to come on LGF and say hello is a prayer answered!

351 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:28:51pm

re: #328 Mars Needs Neocons

Amber was pretty popular in my time too, but got really irritating after awhile. A bit too...Existential?

My wife asked why I would want a sword in the house. I said people are used to guns, but a naked fat man running through the house screaming while wielding a broadsword has a remarkable psychological effect.

Truly ROFLMAO! I had the same conversation with my wife! I keep my pistols in an easy open safe (grandkids) but the broadsword is right there on the bedroom wall.

That is too funny.

On a serious note, it's not so much the weapon as the will to use it. If someone is in my house without permission, they get to die. No question, no talking, no chances.
Witty repartee is good for books, not for survival.

352 Kosh's Shadow  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:29:36pm

re: #330 van helsing

Another really pretty one:

[Link: www.fas.org...]

Featured in the book 'Failsafe' IIRC.

Av Leak said that a version of the XB-70 was used as the first stage of a two stage to orbit system. I wonder what replaced that now that it was leaked?

353 BBev  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:29:37pm

re: #333 Mars Needs Neocons

It was impressive to say the least.

Ya I bet, whats next on your agenda"

354 Racer X  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:30:32pm

Lots of cool AF picts here .

SR-71

2 F-15's and an F-22

Nice F-22

355 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:30:42pm

re: #348 ploome hineni

MigueliTOE

muwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I think that's a big, wet kiss on your cheek, if I know my innernets jargon. I'd do the same, but we're dudes, and people already talk about me enough.

Oh, what the hell..

{Miguel}

356 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:32:11pm

Well all y'all it's been grand as usual, but I gotta get me some sleep!

Miguel - prayers still going up and please, if you can, check your mailbox.

I hope you all have a GREAT EVENING/EARLY MORNING and that I get the chance to see you down the road.

357 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:32:58pm

re: #352 Kosh's Shadow

Av Leak said that a version of the XB-70 was used as the first stage of a two stage to orbit system. I wonder what replaced that now that it was leaked?


I'm lazy and haven't searched but I thought Buzz Aldrin was involved with an air-breathing first stage 2 stage to orbit machine...

Now I have to look.

358 lifeofthemind  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:33:08pm

re: #276 jcm

This one came home.

Major Kim Campbell, great story a real DFC.

359 jorline  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:33:22pm

re: #356 realwest

Well all y'all it's been grand as usual, but I gotta get me some sleep!

Miguel - prayers still going up and please, if you can, check your mailbox.

I hope you all have a GREAT EVENING/EARLY MORNING and that I get the chance to see you down the road.

Nite RW...I'm right behind ya...see you in the morning.

360 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:33:30pm

re: #355 Noam Sayin'
AH HAH! So what I've heard IS true!
;')

361 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:33:35pm

re: #351 van helsing

Truly ROFLMAO! I had the same conversation with my wife! I keep my pistols in an easy open safe (grandkids) but the broadsword is right there on the bedroom wall.

That is too funny.

On a serious note, it's not so much the weapon as the will to use it. If someone is in my house without permission, they get to die. No question, no talking, no chances.
Witty repartee is good for books, not for survival.

Just make sure of the laws where you are. Some place require retreat. If you can get out of the house you must leave. Stupid laws but that's what they are.

362 FamHistoryGuy  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:34:04pm

re: #1 zombie

Run it with the blurred pics. Set the link to a page with a warning about content and a disclaimer link to the report. Be blunt with the warning so the viewer will be well cautioned about continuing on to the report.

I am late to this thread so you may have already made your choice.

363 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:34:05pm

After nearly three years with my laptop, I need a new battery. I'm wondering though, if it's advisable to just get a new computer altoghether. I guess a cost-benefit analysis is in order.

I think I'm going to turn in soon. Can I take my helmet off, now?

364 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:34:05pm

To all Lizards past and present
/Especially Miguel and Real.

365 Mars Needs Neocons  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:34:16pm

re: #353 BBev

Ya I bet, whats next on your agenda"

Just an unemployed veteran. Been out since 95

366 BBev  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:34:42pm

re: #360 realwest

TTYL

367 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:34:42pm

re: #360 realwest

AH HAH! So what I've heard IS true!
;')

Dammit. I knew that would start another rumor...

368 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:35:02pm

re: #352 Kosh's Shadow

Yeah, this [Link: www.aviationweek.com...]
was part of it. There was something else, though.Can't remember any good keys to search for...

369 SummerSong  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:35:05pm

re: #302 MigueldowninMexico

Hang in there, Lizard. People you've never even heard of pray for you, everyday.

370 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:35:13pm

re: #342 jcm

Yeah, as a country we did. Lot of conspiracy theories on why it happened. Lots of myths and legends about it as well. The worst part was that all the blueprints, designs, and equipment was destroyed after the fact. Nothing physical remains of the Arrow at all. Well one test model that was recovered from lake Ontario a couple years ago.

371 Pawn of the Oppressor  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:35:22pm

re: #1 zombie

Time for public input on a ZOMBIE DILEMMA:

Remember my Folsom Street Fair report from last year? How controversial it was? And how X-rated?

Well, I just got back from a very similar event -- a spin-off of the Folsom event, actually, also (apparently) sponsored by Miller Beer. So I'd thought I'd do a follow-up report on the whole controversy to see if Miller is still involved, and if the events they're sponsoring are still so controversial.

Well...I'm sure you can guess where this is leading. Today's event made the Folsom Street Fair look like an episode of Leave It to Beaver. There's X-rated, and then there's XXX-rated, which this was.

I made a vow not to self-censor, but I swear this will get me banned on several continents.

What do I do?

Publish the report, as before with blurred/unblurred versions of the key photos, consequences be damned?
Publish a censored version?
Just drop the whole thing, delete the photos, and go knit a sweater for my nephew?
Or...?

I would say, blur the worst photos, but link to the unblurred versions, or perhaps make two versions of the page - offer people a choice in a way that doesn't hurt your bandwidth or report preparation time too badly.

373 lori lane  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:35:48pm

re: #363 Noam Sayin'

I think I'm going to turn in soon. Can I take my helmet off, now?

Hmmm. I'll think about it. ;-)

374 Nadnerb  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:36:23pm
375 BBev  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:36:25pm

Time for bed for me also.

see you all in the AM

376 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:36:31pm

For you, Miguel...

Lord, You invite all who are burdened to come to You. Allow your healing hand to heal me. Touch my soul with Your compassion for others. Touch my heart with Your courage and infinite love for all. Touch my mind with Your wisdom, that my mouth may always proclaim Your praise. Teach me to reach out to You in my need, and help me to lead others to You by my example. Most loving Heart of Jesus, bring me health in body and spirit that I may serve You with all my strength. Touch gently this life which You have created, now and forever.

Amen.

377 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:37:37pm

re: #370 BlueCanuck

Yeah, as a country we did. Lot of conspiracy theories on why it happened. Lots of myths and legends about it as well. The worst part was that all the blueprints, designs, and equipment was destroyed after the fact. Nothing physical remains of the Arrow at all. Well one test model that was recovered from lake Ontario a couple years ago.

Some folks believe in the rumor of the missing airframe. From what I know of the Arrow, I don't think they would have let an airframe get away.

378 lifeofthemind  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:38:10pm

Good night ladies

379 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:38:12pm

re: #361 jcm

Stupid laws indeed. I plan on telling them tht only thing I've heard of is the Texas castle laws.

I hope I never have to use lethal force to defend me and mine.

380 jorline  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:38:30pm

re: #364 Killgore Trout

To all Lizards past and present
/Especially Miguel and Real.

Great selection Killgore.

381 realwest  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:40:06pm

re: #376 Cartman That was really nice - very special.
Thank you very much for posting that.

Hopefully I'll see you all down the road!

382 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:40:18pm

re: #379 van helsing

Stupid laws indeed. I plan on telling them tht only thing I've heard of is the Texas castle laws.

I hope I never have to use lethal force to defend me and mine.

'zactly. But like that church shooting in TN this morning, I even carry to church. Just in case.

383 jorline  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:40:30pm

Good night Lizards.

384 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:40:50pm

re: #381 realwest

G'nite, R-Dubs.

385 eclectic infidel  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:42:30pm

re: #1 zombie

Publish the report, as before with blurred/unblurred versions of the key photos, consequences be damned?

I'd choose this option.

I must ask, what was the name of the event?

FYI - some Zionists will be at the Folsom Street Fair this year, lending an opposing view to Q.U.I.T.

386 Killgore Trout  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:42:47pm

re: #380 jorline

I'm extra sappy tonight.
/Namaste for real. y'alll
//zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

387 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:43:23pm

re: #373 lori lane

Hmmm. I'll think about it. ;-)

The helmet is sexy, no?

388 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:43:23pm

re: #377 jcm

Yeah, one story I heard was from a fellow cadet that did an SLC up in Cold Lake Alberta. He said that he saw a pilot in a high pressure G-suit enter a restricted hangar. This was back in the early 80's when the Canadian Air Force had no such aircraft that required the equipment. (just a rumour).

One of my CFI's when I was taking glider training flew the CF-100. Some of the stories he told us about that had us rolling on the floor.

389 SummerSong  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:43:34pm

re: #364 Killgore Trout


Nice! :)

390 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:43:35pm

G'nite, Killgore & jorline.

391 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:44:42pm

re: #388 BlueCanuck

Yeah, one story I heard was from a fellow cadet that did an SLC up in Cold Lake Alberta. He said that he saw a pilot in a high pressure G-suit enter a restricted hangar. This was back in the early 80's when the Canadian Air Force had no such aircraft that required the equipment. (just a rumour).

One of my CFI's when I was taking glider training flew the CF-100. Some of the stories he told us about that had us rolling on the floor.

If they do find it, I make a trip just to see it.

392 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:45:47pm

Damn, I wish I could sleep. I can now officially strike Ambien from the growing list of pharmaceuticals that have no effect on me. Sigh.

393 Pawn of the Oppressor  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:46:08pm

re: #92 realwest

Hey Killian!
"It's not like we didn't have our eyes open. We found six other planes while we were looking for him. We're pretty good at what we do." Uh, were y'all looking for those six planes contemporaneously or did they just get found?

There was an excellent article on the search efforts in Smithsonian's Air & Space magazine earlier in the spring. The area where he is thought to have gone down has lots of unpleasant terrain and strong variable winds coming over the mountains from California. My understanding is that it's a treacherous place to fly anything lighter than a 747, and more than a few people with airplanes have bought the farm (or farms) in that part of Nevada. It sounded a bit like Alaska, where they often go looking for one missing plane and find two or three others.

394 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:46:33pm

[Link: www.starbooster.com...]
This was the other 2 stage to orbit thing I was thinking of. Associated with Buzz Aldrin. I loved it when decked the putz that was trying to get him to admit that the moon landings never happened.

Looking for a good site I swaw on on victim vs citizen...

395 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:48:03pm

How are all of the lizards tonight?

I am in computer hell. Have been on live chat with my provider off and on for five plus hours. uninstalling, reinstalling, etc. Can't evener open the folder where they suppossedly put my old e-mails. Live chat won't even work any more and now I am on hold via telephone. AAAArrrrrggGGH! E-mail issues.

396 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:48:07pm

This is it:
[Link: www.a-human-right.com...]

G'night kids. Play nice.

397 pegcity  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:49:32pm

from rightwingnuthouse

retire05 Said:
11:42 am

When I ask Obama supporters why they support him I get the standard “He will bring change to America.” So that leads into “what change?” Will I no longer be able to climb into my F250 diesel and drive to any damn spot in America I chose? Will I no longer be able to work at a job where I chose, the only requirement being the employer accepts me?” Ask those questions and you will get the same equal black stare as you do when you ask “What has Obama accomplished in his life that is so unusal in a nation like ours?” Then you get the standard “He was the first minority to be president of the Harvard Law Review” (actually, no he wasn’t); “He is a United States senator” (so what, there are 100 of them); “He is a uniter” (what the hell has he ever united?).

I like to think of myself as a student of history. An American history book like 1776 will catch my eye long before any John Grisham book. And while I find the History Channel to be biased, it seems to be one of the few stations I ever tune into.

There are also some things I find creepy, one you briefly touch on; the big “O”. While other candidates of the past have signs being waved by adoring fans with their name and the American flag, flags behind them, flags in front of them, flags all around them, not so with the Obama man. We see a sea of the big “O”.

I was watching a segment on the rise of Hitler (you knew it was coming) the other night when I could not sleep. It showed the parades in Berlin, with Hitler standing at a podium watching as adoring Germans pledged their loyality and he promised the trains would run on time. But there was something missing that I could not exactly put my finger on. Then it hit me; there were no German flags. This man, who was preaching German nationalism, promising to restore the greatness of Germany, telling the German people they would once again be the leaders of the world and German power and might would be first in the world, did not have any German flags behind him. Instead, he had his version of the big “O”.

Now there will be the Obamabot who says I am being paranoid to which I reply, I am not paranoid, I am observant. I understand that everything involved in a campaign DOES have meaning. Campaigns are PR events. And logos are designed to have impact. See the logo, think of the company (or person) that logo is attached to. No words are necessary. When you see the famous CokaCola logo, do you think Chevrolet, or America, or even soft drink? No, you think one thing, CokaCola. Ad men know this. They know the more you have the logo out there, the more of that product they will sell. That is why it is everywhere. And a million bumper stickers with a logo is worth more than a one minute ad slot on national TV during the Super Bowl.

The big “O”. That, to me, is the creepiest.

He is so right, Obama seems to want to usher in a golden age of Facism in America.

And the left are more than happy to comply.

398 lori lane  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:49:56pm

re: #387 Noam Sayin'

*blink*

399 Walter L. Newton  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:50:00pm

re: #395 Pvt Bin Jammin

How are all of the lizards tonight?

I am in computer hell. Have been on live chat with my provider off and on for five plus hours. uninstalling, reinstalling, etc. Can't evener open the folder where they suppossedly put my old e-mails. Live chat won't even work any more and now I am on hold via telephone. AAAArrrrrggGGH! E-mail issues.

What's the actual problem?

400 phoenixgirl  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:51:27pm

re: #1 zombie

don't post it under your nic, use another one

401 lori lane  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:52:10pm

re: #395 Pvt Bin Jammin

You have my sympathies. I've been known to cry on the phone with tech support before. [of course, that was when I didn't know as much as I do NOW.]

402 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:52:19pm

re: #395 Pvt Bin Jammin

Your old e-mail should be in an archived file on your hard drive. Is that the one that won't open?

403 jcm  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:53:32pm

Checking out Lizards!
Nite all.

404 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:54:35pm

re: #397 pegcity
And that is a surprise from the left in what way?
They just like to make the right look like fascists... "Hey, look to the right ", when they are truly the repressive ones.

Repressive progressive... it could go somewhere.

405 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:54:42pm

Well, I'm gonna pretend to sleep. G'nite folks. Weet dreams. God bless, Miguel.

406 SummerSong  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:54:45pm

re: #392 Cartman

In the meantime, rest a little. It's the next best thing to sleeping.

I have the same problem...

407 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:55:02pm

Went out for some errands this afternoon and was gone for a couple hours.

Sometimes, My garage door opener fails on the close cycle because it retrieves too far; shuts off when you hit the button to close. I drove away as I hit the button and didn't look back.

When I returned, I hit the button at the end of the alley, and noticed that the door was just closing as I pulled up. The door had been open the entire time I was gone. Sure enough, my socket set was gone.

Only the joke's on the thief. It was the crappiest socket set one could ever own. I bought it on clearance a couple years ago and lamented its purchase ever since. Sure, it had a great screwdriver set and a bunch of torx-head bits, but it also had a bunch of crap I'll never need, and the sockets were mixed for their usefulness. Aside from the 17mm I need to change the oil on my scoot, there were maybe only three others that were usefull for anything else.

Shovels, hoes, rakes, pruners, weeders, a lawnmower and a snowblower; a battery charger and a cb radio; a pressurized sprayer, 50' of garden hose, a set of vise grips and all sorts of nails, bolts, screws and nuts, and this dumbass thief takes the cheapest and least useful thing I've purchased since I bought my house. I was almost tempted to report it, but the dumbass paid me a favor.

408 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:55:17pm

re: #404 van helsing

It left off my 'boot to the head' bit in there.

409 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:55:51pm

re: #401 lori lane
I got through, talked for awhile......they disconnected!

410 Cartman  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:56:08pm

re: #406 SummerSong

The body says "yes", but the brain says "no". Ugh!

411 zombie  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:58:12pm

re: #385 eclectic infidel

I'd choose this option.

I must ask, what was the name of the event?

Up Your Alley.

It's a new name -- until recently I knew it by Dore Alley Fair.

FYI - some Zionists will be at the Folsom Street Fair this year, lending an opposing view to Q.U.I.T.

Interesting!

I don't even remember QUIT being at Folsom last year.

412 pegcity  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:59:03pm

could i recommed a good movie for everyone to see, its called land of the blind, and its about a corrupt democracy that get's overthrown by a leftwing government, and as u can imagine everyone ends up in re education camps.

Very disturbing movie.

413 LeePro  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:59:17pm

re: #339 MigueldowninMexico

thnTHNX

{ { {MIGUEL} } }

So glad to see you again! I was just thinking of (praying again for) you again last night and today!

This big o' kiss is just for you!

Damn, if all this kissin' and huggin' keeps up, we're gonna wear you out and you'll have to go to bed early!

Seriously, Miguel, I think you know how very much we all love you here in Lizardia. We'll keep up the prayin', you just keep workin' on gettin' better!

❤ ❤ ❤ Miguel ❤ ❤ ❤

414 Syrah  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:59:19pm

re: #59 zombie

I can do what I did last time -- the blurred version is the default on the page, but if you simply click on it, it changes to the unblurred uncensored version.

I think that you should do what you did last time.

You have shown time and again what the main stream media would rather hide. The events that you cover really happen and you make it impossible for anyone to deny their reality.

Keep up the good work.

415 Noam Sayin'  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 10:59:49pm

It's 1:00 am. I'm gonna bail.

416 MigueldowninMexico  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:01:02pm

I´M SEMI PARALIZED OF THE LEFT SIDE, ¬LETTERS ARE HARD TO FIND ON THE KB.

SORRY FOR CAPS...

417 Dustyvet  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:01:18pm

re: #276 jcm

This one came home.

Then so did a lot of heavly damaged B-17's in WWII, check out this link and take a look at the photo section.


[Link: www.daveswarbirds.com...]

418 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:03:29pm

re: #412 pegcity

Most of the murder in the 20th century was done by regimes that would be classed as leftist by most of us.

Right wing death squads? Amateurs, hardly a blip on the Stalin scale of 10 to 80 million. (pulled the numbers out my butt. too late in the day to look stuff up.)

419 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:05:14pm

re: #416 MigueldowninMexico
As I recall you were one of the first to respond to me after I registered here. I won't ask for details, but my prayers and good wishes go out to you.

420 Syrah  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:05:39pm

re: #392 Cartman

Damn, I wish I could sleep. I can now officially strike Ambien from the growing list of pharmaceuticals that have no effect on me. Sigh.

There are some things that put me right out. One of the strongest is sitting in the passenger seat of a moving car. I pass right out. It is a very strong reaction. I just can't stay awake.

Not that it would be practical for you try to sleep on a regular basis in a car, but it might point to a way to solve the problem.

Is there any activity that makes you feel drowsy?

421 LeePro  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:07:19pm

re: #355 Noam Sayin'

I think that's a big, wet kiss on your cheek, if I know my innernets jargon. I'd do the same, but we're dudes, and people already talk about me enough.

Oh, what the hell..

{Miguel}

IMNSHO, and IIRC, it's ok for dudes to kiss (on the cheek — the one on your face), and I see men hugging each other all the time (just watch an NFL game). In fact, I'm pretty sure that Mexican men are far less inhibited in that way than are their American counterparts.

Kiss and hug away! He'll probably love it!

422 SummerSong  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:07:38pm

re: #410 Cartman

The body says "yes", but the brain says "no". Ugh!

Damn brains. LOL Just do the best ya can with it. Be nice to yourself.

423 MrC_5150  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:08:32pm

re: #1 zombie

Time for public input on a ZOMBIE DILEMMA:

Today's event made the Folsom Street Fair look like an episode of Leave It to Beaver. There's X-rated, and then there's XXX-rated, which this was.

What do I do?

Good gawd. Were children present?

424 Syrah  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:12:19pm

re: #416 MigueldowninMexico

One handed typing takes time to learn. I do it all the time. once you get the hang of it you can move along reasonably well. It's slower, I make more mistakes, but it works well enough.

I had to learn how to do it while operating a mouse driven program for work.

Best wishes for you.

425 zombie  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:13:40pm

re: #423 MrC_5150

Good gawd. Were children present?

Not really. I saw perhaps a few dozen young guys here and there who were probably somewhere in their late teens, possibly some were underage -- hard to tell. And one definitely underage girl who ODed on drugs, probably mid-teens. But no actual prepubescent kid-type kids. At least that I saw -- I wasn't looking for them, frankly. Too busy dodging, uh, precious bodily fluids, shall we say.

426 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:14:15pm

re: #416 MigueldowninMexico

Keep on keeping on. We are patient, and forgiving of typo's, caplocks, when there is a good reason. Don't forget you are appreciated and well liked here.

427 freetoken  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:14:17pm

re: #1 zombie

Time for public input on a ZOMBIE DILEMMA:

Well, the Japanese do the mosaic thing over the private parts... possibility for you. Even then, in some countries you will likely be banned, if they can do it.

428 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:15:10pm

re: #425 zombie

Too busy dodging, uh, precious bodily fluids, shall we say.

Eeeeeeewwwwwww! :p

429 Syrah  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:15:18pm

re: #425 zombie

A hazmat suit would be uncomfortable in the summer, but it might be advisable.

430 freetoken  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:15:48pm

re: #416 MigueldowninMexico

Miguel - we really don't mind the caps from you! Just keep us up to date on what is happening.

Best wishes.

431 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:16:27pm

re: #429 Syrah

A hazmat suit would be uncomfortable in the summer, but it might be advisable.

Might make them think that it (zombie) was into some new kink.

432 Syrah  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:17:20pm

re: #431 van helsing

Might make them think that it (zombie) was into some new kink.

True enough. It could be worse then driving the golf ball pick up tractor at the driving range.

433 RTLM  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:20:16pm

GWoT - Afghanistan

Roggio

The Taliban launched their assault on the Spera district center at 2 AM local time, the International Security Assistance Force reported in a press release. The attacking force, estimated at 100 Taliban fighters, attacked using small arms and machineguns.

The Afghan National Police manning the outpost held off the attack and radioed US forces for backup. The US responded by sending ground forces and supporting fire from artillery as well as helicopter and aircraft.

US and Afghan forces then surrounded the Taliban force and pounded the position with small-arms fire, artillery, and airstrikes.

The Taliban force was routed. "The number of insurgents killed is in double-digit figures," the International Security Assistance Force reported. Arsala Jamal, the governor of Khost, said between 50 and 70 Taliban fighters were killed. "A small number" of police officers were reported killed. No US troops were reported killed or wounded during the engagement.

The Spera district center is just nine miles from the Pakistani border.

434 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:21:21pm

Last time before I get to bed:
[Link: www.a-human-right.com...]
Something I'm really passionate about.
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away...
It's not a cure-all, but it's better than being nothing.

435 Syrah  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:22:16pm

re: #433 RTLM

Pakistan . . .

436 Wendya  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:23:41pm

re: #411 zombie

Interesting!

I don't even remember QUIT being at Folsom last year.

I googled "Dore Event" and got the Folsom street fair website showing a poster with: Miller Brewing and DBI Beverage present Up Your Alley Kick Off

I'm sure the organizers think they're being very clever with the new name.

437 MigueldowninMexico  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:25:01pm

SO MANY GREAT PEOPLE HERE!, GOD BLESS YOU ALL! ( YES, INCLUDING KT) LOL!

438 ploome hineni[deleted]  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:25:02pm
439 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:26:36pm

re: #433 RTLM

My eldest child (first tour in Iraq finished) has said that they will likely be heading to A-stan when they head out again.

I was doing an informal survey - who knows where the 'Stans are and who would miss them if they got vaporized?

Oh hell. Never mind. I'm just being pissy. No nuking or genocide suggested.

440 ploome hineni[deleted]  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:28:01pm
441 LeePro  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:28:40pm

re: #425 zombie

Zombie — glad you're still here...
I vote publish! With the blur-thingy and a whole lot of warnings!

Headline:
Miller Beer sponsors/supports public displays of lewd depravity!

Also be very thorough in your tags, re: Miller Beer. Publish their contact addresses and phone and fax numbers.

442 Colonel Panik  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:30:33pm

re: #1 zombie

Use the little black squares or rectangles to block out the naughty bits.
re: #33 jcm

Put together a nice portfolio, 8x10 glossies, depravity in the foreground Miller in the background. Fedex it to the CEO.

Better then that FedEx it to the next shareholders meeting.

443 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:31:29pm

re: #438 ploome hineni

Thanks. It'll be good reading.

444 Colonel Panik  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:31:35pm

re: #425 zombie

. Too busy dodging, uh, precious bodily fluids, shall we say.

Yuuuuuuck!

445 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:33:55pm

re: #440 ploome hineni

As I give it more thought, our 'kinder, gentler' methods of war just make for more misery over a longer period of time.

I'm getting morose. Sorry.

446 LeePro  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:34:14pm

re: #434 van helsing

Last time before I get to bed:
[Link: www.a-human-right.com...]
Something I'm really passionate about.
When seconds count, the police are only minutes away...
It's not a cure-all, but it's better than being nothing.

Great site! Bookmarked!

Thanks! ! !

447 Fenway_Nation  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:35:16pm

I have to say that I'm pretty disappointed in Time magainze- but not completely surprised. I mean, what else can I expect from the dead-tree media?

I went to two different stores tonight and they had two different issues of Time. The first one had a banner headline that read 'Afghanistan: The Right War' and promised to go in depth as to why we're losing....no word on wether their criteria for 'right' is established in that issue. They also touted McCain and Obama's plan for Afghanistan, altho I'm sure they'll take pains to make the Chosen One look hawkish on the matter....

Then there was one that prominently featured Nelson Mandela on the cover and offered all sorts of insight on his vaunted leadership secrets. I suspect that issue will have no mention of Robert Mugabe's blood-drenched and farcical runoff 'election', his sucessor's seemingly cozy relationship with the Mugabe regime or the recent black-on-black violence in South Africa (particularly against Zimbabweans fleeing the Mugabe junta's crackdowns) to say nothing of his cozy relationship with Castro or the still-skyrocketing AIDS epidemic.....

Puffier than a dandelion, and Time must think we're all complete fucking idiots.

448 redc1c4  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:36:31pm

re: #413 LeePro

{ { {MIGUEL} } }

So glad to see you again! I was just thinking of (praying again for) you again last night and today!

This big o' kiss is just for you!

Damn, if all this kissin' and huggin' keeps up, we're gonna wear you out and you'll have to go to bed early!

Seriously, Miguel, I think you know how very much we all love you here in Lizardia. We'll keep up the prayin', you just keep workin' on gettin' better!

❤ ❤ ❤ Miguel ❤ ❤ ❤

lessen your husband catches wind.......

rehab will be the least of his worries then. %-)

/white smoke for mi amigo

449 LeePro  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:39:27pm

re: #442 Colonel Panik

Use the little black squares or rectangles to block out the naughty bits.
re: #33 jcm

Better then that FedEx it to the next shareholders meeting.

Excellent suggestion! ! ! Especially now with the markets so rocky!

Go for it, Zombie!

P.S. — tell them you're dumping your Miller stock — they have no way of knowing you don't own any! ...............snort!

450 RTLM  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:39:36pm

re: #439 van helsing

My eldest child (first tour in Iraq finished) has said that they will likely be heading to A-stan when they head out again.

I was doing an informal survey - who knows where the 'Stans are and who would miss them if they got vaporized?

Oh hell. Never mind. I'm just being pissy. No nuking or genocide suggested.

Good luck and God Speed to you oldest.

451 Bobibutu  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:42:45pm

re: #447 Fenway_Nation

Then there was one that prominently featured Nelson Mandela on the cover and offered all sorts of insight on his vaunted leadership secrets. I suspect that issue will have no mention of Robert Mugabe's blood-drenched and farcical runoff 'election', his sucessor's seemingly cozy relationship with the Mugabe regime or the recent black-on-black violence in South Africa (particularly against Zimbabweans fleeing the Mugabe junta's crackdowns) to say nothing of his cozy relationship with Castro or the still-skyrocketing AIDS epidemic.....

Puffier than a dandelion, and Time must think we're all complete fucking idiots.

[Link: lawhawk.blogspot.com...]

Have you seen this?

452 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:43:20pm

re: #446 LeePro

Glad to share it. As I said, I've always been passionate about not being a victim (ain't in my genome) and the folks that put that site together expressed things much better than I could.

I would have been reduced to a Firefly quote-"Someone trys to kill you, you should try to kill 'em right back."

Joking aside, from the research I've read, violence and gun repression laws are inversely proportional. It will be interesting to see what happens in DC once they quit trying to pervert the SCOTUS ruling.

453 LeePro  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:43:43pm

re: #448 redc1c4

lessen your husband catches wind.......

rehab will be the least of his worries then. %-)

/white smoke for mi amigo

Ha ha..............

'cept my dear sweet husband is not that type. He's more likely to join me in hugging Miguel!

454 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:47:27pm

re: #453 LeePro

I for see a lot of white smoke emitting from reds location over that posting.

/good morning {LeePro}

455 van helsing  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:48:07pm

re: #450 RTLM

Thanks. The good wishes are always appreciated.

Lord, how he hates garrison duty...
I almost feel better when he's in combat. It's what he knows best.

456 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:53:01pm

re: #416 MigueldowninMexico
So very good to see you Miguel. Just keep hanging in there, doing exercises, etc. It has got to be frustrating but I know you'll get better.

457 Fenway_Nation  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:53:24pm

re: #451 Bobibutu

I have not seen that, but I suspect it's a realtively worthless and nonbinding piece of paper in the grand scheme of things. In the end, Mugabe will probably take that as seriously as the Iranian mullahs will a nuclear non-proliferation treaty.

How pathetic that this dying old fossil who's days are numbered is determined to drag a whole nation to the grave with him

458 redc1c4  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:53:44pm

re: #453 LeePro

Ha ha..............

'cept my dear sweet husband is not that type. He's more likely to join me in hugging Miguel!

what if Miguel doesn't swing that way?

/could be trouble

459 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:56:26pm

re: #458 redc1c4

Right on cue.

/white smoke. :)

460 redc1c4  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:56:39pm

re: #451 Bobibutu
(snipage occurs)


Puffier than a dandelion, and Time must think we're all complete fucking idiots.

you mean we're not?

/white smoke

461 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:57:37pm

Whew, finally finished with my internet provider. 6 hrs, 10 minutes. That's got to be some kind of record.

462 BlueCanuck  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:58:54pm

re: #461 Pvt Bin Jammin

Problem fixed?

463 redc1c4  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:59:14pm

re: #461 Pvt Bin Jammin

Whew, finally finished with my internet provider. 6 hrs, 10 minutes. That's got to be some kind of record.

AT&T? (formerly SBC Global?)

464 redc1c4  Sun, Jul 27, 2008 11:59:45pm

re: #462 BlueCanuck

Problem fixed?

first guess: "no."

465 redc1c4  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:01:07am

Zombie: you still here?

466 zombie  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:01:59am

re: #465 redc1c4

Zombie: you still here?

Well, I just checked in, and saw your comment! So: yes.

467 LeePro  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:03:02am

re: #458 redc1c4

what if Miguel doesn't swing that way?

/could be trouble

GG Almighty, red! ! ! That's not what I meant or implied and you know it!

Grab a hand, son. Any one of us would be more than happy to help pull you up outa that gutter!

468 zombie  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:03:22am

For the last 45 minutes I've been selecting what photos to use. Only, oh, 8 or 10 hours to go, just choosing them.

469 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:03:57am

re: #462 BlueCanuck

re: #463 redc1c4
The e-mail problem is solved, thankfully. Not SBC....ends in 'link. LOL They have been customers of ours so I still like to do business with them.

I still have issues with looking at links, I get the little hand with the finger that just hangs there.....some kind of javascript error. They suggested holding down control when I hit the link. Doubt if that will help but I am just happy to have a working e-mail and have my old e-mails back, some of which were important.

470 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:04:34am

re: #467 LeePro

I would help, but I think that we would need a rope, chain, and a winch just to do that.

/leave him he seems to be happy where he is. :)

471 LeePro  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:06:10am

re: #469 Pvt Bin Jammin

Whew!
Glad that's done. Would miss hearing from you!

;D

472 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:06:46am

re: #468 zombie

I have been so busy with my e-mail issues I wasn't sure whether you were going to go for it. I remember checking the Folsom street pics to make sure the appropriate areas were blurred when you were working on that (and I caught a few that weren't). Don't know if I can handle this one. LOL

473 LeePro  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:06:46am

re: #470 BlueCanuck

I would help, but I think that we would need a rope, chain, and a winch just to do that.

/leave him he seems to be happy where he is. :)

Yer right.

Sad.

474 Fenway_Nation  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:08:24am

Oh yes....and earlier this week, on one of the unofficial Red Sox forums, I got to witness some tolerant lefties go on and on about one of the Boston drive-time talk radio shows which quickly degenerated into the 'white trash' in places like Ayer, Billerica or Tewkesbury- towns within the I-495 'hub' around Boston, since any person who didn't like Gov. Patrick was obviously a Klansman, white supremacist or 'angry white male'. It was only a couple of guys, but the lack of response led me to believe that they were fairly influential.

I shouldn't be surprised about the hate and vitriol they had towards people who don't live in Cambridge or Beacon Hill....I guess I'm a little surprised about how overt it was for a change. And if they were that disdainful about Billerica, I wonder what they'd have to say about places like Turners Falls, Sunderland, Conway or my hometown.

One thing I do not have to wonder about is how they feel about the Fairness Doctorine or who they're voting for in the 2008 Presidential election.

475 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:09:09am

re: #471 LeePro
Hi, Lee. I've been missing you. For awhile, tonight, I thought I was going to have to ask all the lizards that I e-mail with to shoot off a note to me but 'link put my contacts in my address book. I demanded a supervisor about an hour ago.

476 LeePro  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:09:13am

It's after 2:00am.

    ¦O ya-a-a-w-w-w-n-n-n

Must say g'nite { { {Beloved Lizards} } }, before I end up with a bad case of qwerty-face!

MIGUEL,
You're doing great! Keep showing up and do what the PTs and the docs tell you.

477 zombie  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:09:35am

re: #472 Pvt Bin Jammin

I remember checking the Folsom street pics to make sure the appropriate areas were blurred when you were working on that (and I caught a few that weren't). Don't know if I can handle this one.

You may have to wear a welder's mask. I don't think you could cope.

478 LeePro  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:10:18am

re: #475 Pvt Bin Jammin

{ { {Pvt Bin Jammin} } }

479 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:10:49am

re: #473 LeePro

Yer right.

Sad.

Look at it this way. If he started being polite, civil, and all round nice, we would be calling the men with the long white coats to take him to the happy place. :)

480 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:11:38am

re: #477 zombie
Nope, I doubt if I could. Unbelievable how sick some of these folks are. I admire you for covering it.

481 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:12:11am

re: #476 LeePro

Night {LeePro}. See you around the web.

482 redc1c4  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:12:26am

re: #466 zombie

Well, I just checked in, and saw your comment! So: yes.

for you: Zombie Harmony

may you find happiness at last.... %-)

BTW: publish and be damned to your critics.

483 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:13:39am

re: #478 LeePro

{Lee Pro} Good night.

I am so jacked up after all of this e-mail crap I will probably be here for a little while longer. Trying to take deep breaths and relax. LOL

484 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:14:09am

re: #482 redc1c4

Nothing to do with critics, just a question of good taste and decency.

/oh wait, nevermind. . . . .

485 redc1c4  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:15:08am

re: #467 LeePro

GG Almighty, red! ! ! That's not what I meant or implied and you know it!

Grab a hand, son. Any one of us would be more than happy to help pull you up outa that gutter!

how would *i* know.... i just read your superbly formatted and grammatically correct english.

as for the gutter, it's damn good cover, what with the 6 inches of reinforced concrete. just gotta stay low, like the drill Sargent said.

now if i just had some smoke........ %-)

486 redc1c4  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:16:41am

re: #470 BlueCanuck

I would help, but I think that we would need a rope, chain, and a winch just to do that.

/leave him he seems to be happy where he is. :)

did you mean rope, chain and a wench?

/hopeful

487 Fenway_Nation  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:17:13am

re: #485 redc1c4

how would *i* know.... i just read your superbly formatted and grammatically correct english.

as for the gutter, it's damn good cover, what with the 6 inches of reinforced concrete. just gotta stay low, like the drill Sargent said.

now if i just had some smoke........ %-)

Didn't you give all of yours to Miguel?

488 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:17:53am

See what I mean LeePro? Incorrigible.

/and we are just incorriging him.

489 Karridine  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:18:13am

re: #486 redc1c4

For YOU, Red, a rope, a tree and a wrench will do. :D

490 Pawn of the Oppressor  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:20:27am

re: #474 Fenway_Nation


I shouldn't be surprised about the hate and vitriol they had towards people who don't live in Cambridge or Beacon Hill....I guess I'm a little surprised about how overt it was for a change. And if they were that disdainful about Billerica, I wonder what they'd have to say about places like Turners Falls, Sunderland, Conway or my hometown.

If only they knew how they looked to the rest of the country.

Massawhatnow? Wasn't there some guy named Kennedy from there?

491 zombie  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:20:45am

re: #482 redc1c4

for you: Zombie Harmony

may you find happiness at last.... %-)

I'm already in a poly-ravenous relationship. But hey, I think we can find some fresh meat on that zombie dating site!

492 redc1c4  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:21:26am

re: #487 Fenway_Nation

Didn't you give all of yours to Miguel?

give *all*?

i thought you were prior service?

/holdout-bugout-GOTH

493 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:22:23am

For anyone in Massachutusetts. Bob Parks is looking to run for state representative.

/wondered why he's been quiet for the past month.

494 Van Helsing  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:23:41am

G'night boys and girls.

495 Fenway_Nation  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:24:20am

What the Helsing?

G'nite!

496 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:25:44am

night Van Helsing. weet dreams.

497 yochanan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:26:55am

re: #62 zombie

I wonder if you got some 'unusaual' links via your last folsom street thread?

498 neocon hippie  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:27:17am

So what was the event you documented, Zombie. I seem to have missed the announcement and publicity, unlike the Folsom Street Fair

499 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:37:08am

re: #494 Van Helsing
Nite. Take care.

500 redc1c4  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:37:59am

re: #489 Karridine

For YOU, Red, a rope, a tree and a wrench will do. :D

actually, a barmaid and a cold drink would suffice....

/lower maintenance than claimed

501 zombie  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:40:29am

re: #498 neocon hippie

So what was the event you documented, Zombie. I seem to have missed the announcement and publicity, unlike the Folsom Street Fair

There was very very little publicity about it, and no real announcement. It's meant to be more of a secret -- only "in the know"-types allowed. The concept is: Folsom is for out-of-towners and lookie-loos. This event is for locals.

Even so, there were tens of thousands of people there. Solid packed humanity, for three blocks.

It goes unmentioned by the media.

502 zombie  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:41:30am

re: #497 yochanan

I wonder if you got some 'unusaual' links via your last folsom street thread?

I got linked to by everyone from conservative catholic groups to Ukrainian gay porn sites -- and everything in between.

503 redc1c4  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:42:13am

re: #501 zombie

There was very very little publicity about it, and no real announcement. It's meant to be more of a secret -- only "in the know"-types allowed. The concept is: Folsom is for out-of-towners and lookie-loos. This event is for locals.

Even so, there were tens of thousands of people there. Solid packed humanity, for three blocks.

It goes unmentioned by the media.

until now...... publish or perish!

/hold nothing back.

504 Karridine  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:42:25am

re: #502 zombie

...and everything in between.


Isn't THAT 'flyover country'?

505 zombie  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:43:13am

re: #504 Karridine

Ideological flyover country.

506 Pawn of the Oppressor  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:43:30am

re: #501 zombie

There was very very little publicity about it, and no real announcement. It's meant to be more of a secret -- only "in the know"-types allowed. The concept is: Folsom is for out-of-towners and lookie-loos. This event is for locals.

Even so, there were tens of thousands of people there. Solid packed humanity, for three blocks.

It goes unmentioned by the media.

Thousands of people attending an event with public sex acts is considered "for locals only"?

San Francisco is a strange place.

At one of my old jobs, two of my bosses worked together in SF, and they had stories... "Yeah, sometimes you'll see somebody just walking around naked. It's no big deal."

507 Karridine  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:43:51am

Got THAT straight.

/"No. Do NOT report it!"

508 yochanan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:44:18am

re: #388 BlueCanuck

this is ROFLMAO FUNNY

[Link: www.avroland.ca...]

JUST THINK OF WHAT THE UFO NUTS WOULD THINK OF THIS.

509 zombie  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:45:37am

re: #503 redc1c4

hold nothing back.

Just looking at some of key photos now for the first time. Ay caramba. You may regret giving me that advice!

510 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:46:51am

re: #508 yochanan

I'll bet the Raleans (sp?) would love it. LOL

511 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:47:32am

re: #508 yochanan

Probably has been cited a few times. I thought that the larger version sounded even more interesting.

512 Winslow  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:47:42am

re: #505 zombie

O great and powerful Z,
in case you missed it,
the revised and expanded
"Fauxtoclone."

513 zombie  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:51:02am

re: #512 Winslow

It gets more masterpiecey every time! I'm left speechless.

514 FamHistoryGuy  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:53:13am

re: #416 MigueldowninMexico

Wishes for a speedy recovery from here.

515 Karridine  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:53:27am

Good stuff, Winslow! :D

516 redc1c4  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 12:55:04am

re: #509 zombie

Just looking at some of key photos now for the first time. Ay caramba. You may regret giving me that advice!

naw..... i'm a california native. nothing surprises me, except maybe competence.

publish them in all their glory and let the devil take the hindmost. someone needs to shine the light, and it appears that you are the lightbringer..... should things get testy, i'm just a few hours away and i've got a bisexual, former Ranger, friend in SJ for back up/reference/credence.

517 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 1:00:51am

re: #516 redc1c4
What the heck, I'm from Calif. too, I went to the "Gay Men's Chorus" with two gay friends, does that count? One of them could probably hang tough! LOL We're behind you Zombie.

518 Winslow  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 1:03:12am

re: #513 zombie
re: #515 Karridine

Thank you, Z.
Thank you, K. Or is it C?
Sometimes I get so confused.
Or is it konfused?
Time to get some z's.
Or is it s'z?

519 freetoken  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 1:03:29am

re: #516 redc1c4

The concern I have is if zombietimes becomes flagged as a porno site (is it already flagged as such?) by various internet watchgroups then isn't there a risk of (greater than currently) blocking of zombietimes by local nets or even ISPs (in certain countries.)

Zombie - where are you currently blocked?

520 Mel Lono  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 1:09:01am

re: #503 redc1c4

until now...... publish or perish!

/hold nothing back.

Serve one up for Red. I didnt know you were a Professor.

521 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 1:11:55am

re: #520 Mel Lono

522 zombie  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 1:11:56am

re: #519 freetoken

I don't keep track of where I'm blocked. I just don't have the time for all that techno stuff. I'm blocked a lot of places, that's all I know. Every moment I would spend trying to figure all that out is one less moment I have for actually doing something creative/constructive.

523 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 1:12:59am

re: #520 Mel Lono
Meant to say LOL. Don't know what happened there.

Nite, Lizards, take care.

524 talon_262  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 1:17:10am

re: #192 Mich-again

OK Zombie here is a possible lead. Miller Beer is distributed in San Fransisco by

So maybe the SF Miller Beer distributor has helped keep the mothership (with a failed business case) back home in TN afloat by selling pron videos promoted in those displays of public affection you have chronicled. A theory anyway. Why would Miller Beer want any part of that crap? They don't. I'm guessing its the Distributor.

I seriously doubt Ingram Entertainment distributes pr0n, as they distribute their merchandise (such as videos/DVD/games/etc.) to mainstream brick-and-mortar (Blockbuster, B&N, Best Buy, etc.) and Internet (Amazon.com, etc.) outfits. My guess is that, as you alluded to, their ownership of their beer distributorships helps the overall company bottom line and acts as a hedge against losses from their (physical) media distribution business.

That said, I seriously doubt that the Ingram Entertainment headquarters here in Nashville had a hand in getting the beer concession for this spectacle over in SF. If anything, the sales manager and staff at their SF distributorship had to actively bid for this, making them largely responsible for putting the Miller name out there at the event.

If anyone wants to get Ingram Entertainment's attention on the actions of their SF Miller distributor, feel free to drop them a line (as I might do myself).

525 redc1c4  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 1:17:51am

re: #520 Mel Lono

Serve one up for Red. I didnt know you were a Professor.

nope: just a professional.....

%-)

526 redc1c4  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 1:19:33am

re: #522 zombie

I don't keep track of where I'm blocked. I just don't have the time for all that techno stuff. I'm blocked a lot of places, that's all I know. Every moment I would spend trying to figure all that out is one less moment I have for actually doing something creative/constructive.

and for every block there's one or more inquisitive minds that will find a way, and all the more so because they're not supposed to.

527 talon_262  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 1:28:13am

re: #524 talon_262

Also, Ingram Entertainment's in-house video imprint, Monarch Home Video, distributes a lot of low-budget and independent movies...among them, the Ernest series of movies with Jim Varney. Ernest Goes To Camp is a classic...

(Disclosure: I do not work for Ingram Entertainment, but the company I work for has them as a client [fire/burglary alarm services])

528 TheMatrix31  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 1:36:04am

Well, I convinced one of my friends who was conservative (I guess people don't really know much) yet supported Obama not to vote for him this November.

She admitted she didn't know much about him, but I told her a bunch of good stuff I learned here @ LGF....and she was shocked. She said she's not going to vote for him "Not because I change my mind easily, but I shouldn't vote for someone without knowing too much."

Either way, one swayed vote is one swayed vote.

529 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 1:58:31am

Almost time for fruitcup. *looks around* Anyone seen red in the past half hour?

530 littleoldlady  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:00:06am

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet --------------->
Help yourselves!

531 littleoldlady  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:00:45am

re: #529 BlueCanuck

Almost time for fruitcup. *looks around* Anyone seen red in the past half hour?

You're supposed to be watching him!

/sheesh!

BlueCanuck! :-)

532 redc1c4  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:02:18am

re: #529 BlueCanuck

Almost time for fruitcup. *looks around* Anyone seen red in the past half hour?

too late..... %-)

533 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:02:50am

Morning littleoldlady. I was, I think. All that talk about gutters and smoke, I think I might have lost him in the haze.

/he's quiet, too quiet.

534 redc1c4  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:03:23am

re: #531 littleoldlady

You're supposed to be watching him!

/sheesh!

BlueCanuck! :-)

tell him to try the bar next time....... %-)

535 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:04:55am

re: #534 redc1c4

tell him to try the bar next time....... %-)

Hmmmm, might have to change tactics.

/again.

536 littleoldlady  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:05:29am

re: #534 redc1c4

Well, DUH.

;-)

red! :-)

537 Mel Lono  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:09:16am

Purple Haze
Red will be fine.

538 littleoldlady  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:14:16am

Hiya, Mel! :-)

539 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:16:06am

Oh, lol, if you haven't seen the posts. Miguel was online for a little bit tonight.

540 littleoldlady  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:17:24am

Oh, thanks for letting me know, Blue!

I was worried about him. How's he doing?

541 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:19:21am

Partially paralyzed on the left side, so he's typing one handed. That's about all he said. Made about three or four posts earlier on.

542 Mel Lono  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:19:47am

re: #538 littleoldlady

hi MA!

543 littleoldlady  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:20:47am

I got a return email from him. Another one of those "cryptic Christian things".

/empty email with only his signature animated gif cross...

Partially paralyzed on the left side

WHOA. Is this new or how he was from the beginning of the stroke?

544 redc1c4  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:21:08am

re: #537 Mel Lono

Purple Haze
Red will be fine.

i'll never be fine......

but i can be good company.

/your call %-)

/well is fine

545 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:23:06am

re: #543 littleoldlady

Not sure, realwest may have more information about the full status. He's been in contact with Miguel off and on since the stroke. At least he's posting now.

/needs to hear that we all care about him right now.

546 Mel Lono  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:23:29am

re: #544 redc1c4

i'll never be fine......

but i can be good company.

/your call %-)

/well is fine

Planning a dinner party. Do you require vetting?

547 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:23:39am

re: #544 redc1c4

you're on my list of lizards to meet if I am ever on the left coast.

548 redc1c4  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:28:15am

re: #546 Mel Lono

Planning a dinner party. Do you require vetting?

nope, just planing time. HRH is a required participant, but she's no security risk.

would you like me to bring the smoked prime rib?
(trust me: the answer is "Yes")

i'll throw in some ABT's and fatties for snacks.

549 redc1c4  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:29:16am

re: #547 BlueCanuck

you're on my list of lizards to meet if I am ever on the left coast.

what does your parole officer have to say about that?

550 Mel Lono  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:31:32am

re: #548 redc1c4

nope, just planing time. HRH is a required participant, but she's no security risk.

would you like me to bring the smoked prime rib?
(trust me: the answer is "Yes")

i'll throw in some ABT's and fatties for snacks.

Sounds like the beginning of a plan. BBQ needs attention.. new lava etc.
Made a batch of ceviche this weekend. Came out great as long as you still can tolerate cilantro.

551 redc1c4  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:37:57am

re: #550 Mel Lono

Sounds like the beginning of a plan. BBQ needs attention.. new lava etc.
Made a batch of ceviche this weekend. Came out great as long as you still can tolerate cilantro.

one can only tolerate ceviche if one can tolerate bait.... i catch fish. i clean fish. i cook fish. but i'll be damned it i'll eat it unless it's a life & death issue.

evidently a side effect of "fish Fridays"

552 redc1c4  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:39:22am

re: #551 redc1c4

sorry: i forgot the obligatory carnivore smiley face....... %-)

553 Mel Lono  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:39:36am

re: #551 redc1c4

Cnt type lughing to
hard

554 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:41:08am

re: #549 redc1c4

what does your parole officer have to say about that?

What he doesn't know won't hurt me.

/obeys the 11th commandment.

555 redc1c4  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:41:20am

re: #547 BlueCanuck

you're on my list of lizards to meet if I am ever on the left coast.

i'll get a bodyguard post haste

556 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:43:51am

re: #555 redc1c4

Relax, It won't be until March of next year.

/save yourself the coin.

557 Karridine  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:48:23am

re: #556 BlueCanuck

36-23-36

THAT kinda bodyguard, Blue! :P

558 redc1c4  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:49:27am

re: #556 BlueCanuck

Relax, It won't be until March of next year.

/save yourself the coin.

we can bounce coins now, and save all that Lifer bullshit for later.

559 Mel Lono  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:52:26am

nite all... keep in touch.

560 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:52:55am

Later Mel. Have your self a good night.

561 Karridine  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:54:54am

Well, we're just whizzing along here on the overnighter, so I'll let my son have 45 minutes of compooter time... BBI-45

562 littleoldlady  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 2:58:23am

I have to get going. I'm taking my daughter for a torture session visit with my mom at the beach for a couple of days.

She's bringing her laptop, so I'll try to do fruitcup tomorrow morning.

/not sure if we can pick up internet down there...

Otherwise, BlueCanuck can take care of the buffet.

/right, Blue?

563 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 3:00:43am

re: #562 littleoldlady

Will do. I am here for the next couple of days. Enjoy yourself on the beach.

/hope it's not too much of a torture session.

564 littleoldlady  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 3:05:59am

re: #563 BlueCanuck

Thanks! Unfortunately, I'm an expert at predicting her behavior. :-/

Good day, ALL!™

565 freetoken  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 3:15:20am

re: #564 littleoldlady

Hey.... have a good trip!

Maybe we'll substitute donuts in place of fruit for a few days....

566 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 3:18:42am

re: #565 freetoken

Mmmmm, timmies sounds good right about now.

/nuts still chained to the desk.

567 freetoken  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 3:25:32am

Looks like it has been a violent 28th over in Iraq:

Iraq: Several people killed in Kirkuk bomb attack

12 dead in Kirkuk, 24 dead in Baghdad.

Combined with yesterday in Turkey and India... this week is off to a bloody start.

568 Tigger2005  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 3:50:23am

re: #27 Occasional Reader

Orangutans are even stronger than chimps, IIRC. I seem to recall "eight times stronger on average" as the rule of thumb.

On the other hand, we have thumbs.

Not to mention, red dot sights.

When dolphins evolve opposable thumbs, we're screwed.

569 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 3:53:11am

Good morning, Lizards.

570 Tigger2005  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 3:55:55am

re: #567 freetoken

Looks like it has been a violent 28th over in Iraq:

Iraq: Several people killed in Kirkuk bomb attack

12 dead in Kirkuk, 24 dead in Baghdad.

Combined with yesterday in Turkey and India... this week is off to a bloody start.

It's so strange to me that this tactic actually works. How can people even THINK of accommodating people who do this kind of crap? Don't they realize that when people like this get into power, they'll just keep killing, except more efficiently and on a much larger scale?

571 Tigger2005  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 3:59:20am

Zombie, why not create a separate site specifically for this kind of stuff? That way if that site gets banned, your main site stays up.

572 Tigger2005  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 4:02:36am

re: #506 Pawn of the Oppressor

Thousands of people attending an event with public sex acts is considered "for locals only"?

San Francisco is a strange place.

At one of my old jobs, two of my bosses worked together in SF, and they had stories... "Yeah, sometimes you'll see somebody just walking around naked. It's no big deal."

It could never happen in Kansas City. No one would even try it.

That said, I doubt anyone 50 years ago could have imagined such a thing ever happening in San Francisco.

573 Karridine  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 4:07:25am

re: #571 Tigger2005

Zombie, why not create a separate site specifically for this kind of stuff? That way if that site gets banned, your main site stays up.

Excellent Suggestion, Tigger!

Good thinking!

/wisht I'da thunka that....

574 yochanan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 4:23:07am

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

is the porcine aviator taking flying lessons?

575 yochanan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 4:27:12am

re: #566 BlueCanuck

does tim hortons coffee still only come in a MINI SIZED CUP? now if they just sold the stuff in dunkin donuts sized cups as i liked the hortons baked goods a lot better than tunkin donuts but the size of the cup YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING.

576 yochanan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 4:28:56am

re: #565 freetoken


DID YOU SAY DONUTS WHAT NO FRUIT CUP?

577 yochanan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 4:30:27am

re: #572 Tigger2005

If it was sex between two breeders it would get raided remember were you are.

578 Karridine  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 4:35:24am

re: #574 yochanan
Torture? In Jordyptian-Refugee jails? I never would have
I mean, who could believe
That is,
uhm
Wow! Torture!

579 freetoken  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 4:38:52am

re: #576 yochanan

Well, littleoldlady said she might be out of touch for a few days after today... so for the next couple of nights it is BYOD (bring your own doughnuts.)

580 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 4:39:38am

re: #575 yochanan

Well the cups come in four sizes, small - medium- large - and EXTRA LARGE. :)

/then there was the monster mug, capable of holding a pot and half of coffee.

581 BlueCanuck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 4:40:08am

And I am outta here. See you folks tonight. Stay scaly.

582 yochanan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 4:48:13am

re: #580 BlueCanuck

i remember asking for an x-large cup at tims and it was maybe 8oz i asked if the had something bigger they said no so i took 3.

now the bakery goods were good

583 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:00:48am

Good morning kids. Hotter than blazes, but that's summer.

Posted uptop the latest from Bjorn Lomborg on the economic absurdities of the environmentalist movement.

584 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:07:39am

Good Morning Lizards..
How is everyone this fine monday morning?

585 3 wood  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:08:04am

Good Morning Lizards.

Well, I've been expecting that several more banks would go toes up and it happened.

U.S. stock futures slip a touch to kick off week

LONDON (MarketWatch) - U.S. stock futures were a touch weaker on Monday following the seizure of two banks by federal regulators and the Senate passage of a major housing bill.
S&P 500 futures fell 2.4 points to 1,251.40 and Nasdaq 100 futures fell 2.25 points to 1,838.25. Dow industrial futures fell 16 points.

U.S. stocks ended higher on Friday after the release of better-than-expected economic data. The Dow industrials rose 21 points, the S&P 500 added 5 points and the Nasdaq Composite rose 30 points.

The Senate cleared a massive housing bill on Saturday designed to prop up the struggling U.S. housing market and put in place a U.S. backstop for giant mortgage-buyers Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac

Don't be surprised to see another brokerage firm or two close their doors before this is all over. If you have any cash in a brokerage account, check and see if it is FDIC insured. It it's not covered, put the cash in CD's or something else that is insured and that you can keep fairly liquid as needed.

586 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:10:18am

re: #585 3 wood

How much longer will this go on, do you think?

Also, any sage prognostication on the dollar and where it's headed? (Asking since I have to plan a convention in Geneva in about a year)

587 opnion  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:16:11am

Good moring Lizards. Happy Obama Day! Is everybody feeling the tingle?

588 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:18:10am

re: #587 opnion

Good moring Lizards. Happy Obama Day! Is everybody feeling the tingle?

Yeah -- it's the feeling in my throat I get just before I have to run to the bathroom and hurl.

589 opnion  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:20:26am

re: #588 Lucius Septimius

Yeah -- it's the feeling in my throat I get just before I have to run to the bathroom and hurl.

Thats it!

590 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:26:58am

It's probably already been said, but the poll is not nearly so significant as it sounds. Obama has been the subject of intense media attention in the last couple of weeks, which always gives a candidate a bump; meanwhile there hasn't been a McCain story of note. Secondly, polls, because of the method, always favor democrats for a couple of reasons, namely, they're more likely to be at home and not at work, and turn-out rates for registered dems is significantly (in a statistical sense) lower than for republicans. Given the margin of error, the "nine points" might only be 5 points, which is getting close to "noise."

I think Dennis Praeger has it right in the long run -- the election is McCain's to lose because everytime Obama opens his mouth people say "what?"

And although he's an asshole, Dick Morris has a point about the potential impact of the Israeli elections on the process.

591 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:28:31am

re: #576 yochanan

DID YOU SAY DONUTS WHAT NO FRUIT CUP?

What are you talking about. Donuts are like cake, I'll take cake over fruitcup anyday. Though LOL's fruitcup is special.

592 doriangrey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:28:45am

Good morning Lizards..............

593 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:29:48am

re: #591 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Morning -- boy the pollution has been bad the last few days. I had to do some work outside yesterday and felt like I was breathing fishhooks.

594 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:30:09am

re: #592 doriangrey

Mornin' Dorian. How's the car, or is that not a good question to ask?

595 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:30:35am

Good morning Dorian..
Here is your coffee my friend..
Have a good weekend?

596 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:30:37am

Dorian! Lucius! Opnion! Everybody! Whaddup?

ROP is blowing up stuff. (Notice I didin't say again.)

597 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:31:22am

re: #596 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Dorian! Lucius! Opnion! Everybody! Whaddup?

ROP is blowing up stuff. (Notice I didin't say again.)

It's part of their ritual. Sort of like the eucharist, except with C4.

598 doriangrey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:31:23am

re: #594 Lucius Septimius

Mornin' Dorian. How's the car, or is that not a good question to ask?

Sigh..............Driving me nuts... Cant get the camber nut to tighten down. So every time I adjust the camber it goes out as soon as I drive it...

599 Karridine  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:32:03am

That pathetic 9-point 'lead' just led me to analyze WHY Obama is such a Neat Guy!

Go 'head, it'll do you no harm! :D

600 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:32:09am

re: #593 Lucius Septimius

Morning -- boy the pollution has been bad the last few days. I had to do some work outside yesterday and felt like I was breathing fishhooks.

Pretty soon you'll be able to say...

"I felt like a 100mm sprinter trying to cut through the Beijing air." Average time for the Marathon will probably be 36 hours.

601 doriangrey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:32:15am

re: #595 HoosierHoops

Good morning Dorian..
Here is your coffee my friend..
Have a good weekend?

Thanks for the coffee, weekend was pretty good except for the working on the vette part...

602 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:33:19am

re: #598 doriangrey

Sigh..............Driving me nuts... Cant get the camber nut to tighten down. So every time I adjust the camber it goes out as soon as I drive it...

Hmmmm ... that strikes me as sort of odd. Any idea what the problem is? Need to retap the hole?

603 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:33:31am

re: #599 Karridine

Hey, Karridine. If BHO wins, you got a cot or something? You got a bunch of cots or something?

604 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:34:06am

re: #600 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Pretty soon you'll be able to say...

"I felt like a 100mm sprinter trying to cut through the Beijing air." Average time for the Marathon will probably be 36 hours.

Really -- they'll have to come up with a table of equivalencies for the times in the various events.

605 doriangrey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:34:57am

re: #602 Lucius Septimius

Hmmmm ... that strikes me as sort of odd. Any idea what the problem is? Need to retap the hole?

I'm pretty sure it's the metal spacer inside the new bushing. It's to long and wont allow the nut to get a good bite on the camber arm housing.

606 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:35:09am

re: #601 doriangrey

Thanks for the coffee, weekend was pretty good except for the working on the vette part...

Dude..Trade that car in and get yourself a white beemer...

607 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:35:19am

re: #604 Lucius Septimius

Really -- they'll have to come up with a table of equivalencies for the times in the various events.

The reverse of Mile-High Stadium. "Boy, that air is thick!"

608 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:36:11am

re: #605 doriangrey

Yep. That would do it. Can you shorten it?

609 doriangrey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:36:29am

re: #606 HoosierHoops

Dude..Trade that car in and get yourself a white beemer...

Yea gods.... Nearly practically almost famous Rock Star's don't drive beamers...

610 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:36:31am
re: #601 doriangrey

Thanks for the coffee, weekend was pretty good except for the working on the vette part...

Dude..Trade that car in and get yourself a white beemer...

Ah crap! Watch out everybody! Prolly gonna be worse than an I.D. thread!

611 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:37:01am

re: #610 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Maybe not.

612 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:37:08am

re: #606 HoosierHoops

Dude..Trade that car in and get yourself a white beemer...

I saw a '65 Buick Deuce and a Quarter convertible on campus the other day -- boy I'd love to have that one.

613 doriangrey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:37:30am

re: #608 Lucius Septimius

Yep. That would do it. Can you shorten it?

Yea, not a problem, I just got tired of pulling the wheel off and putting it back on yesterday, must have done it ten times before I figured it out.

614 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:37:32am

re: #610 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ah crap! Watch out everybody! Prolly gonna be worse than an I.D. thread!

Duck and Cover!

615 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:38:38am

re: #610 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ah crap! Watch out everybody! Prolly gonna be worse than an I.D. thread!

Nothing could be worse than an ID thread..
except maybe waterboarding for breakfast..

616 doriangrey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:39:26am

re: #615 HoosierHoops

Nothing could be worse than an ID thread..
except maybe waterboarding for breakfast..

Or suggesting that one trade their Corvette for a chock gag Beamer....

617 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:41:19am

re: #616 doriangrey

love typos

618 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:41:46am

re: #599 Karridine

Heh!

619 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:42:23am

"waterboarding -- it's not just for breakfast any more"

620 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:43:16am

re: #616 doriangrey

Or suggesting that one trade their Corvette for a chock gag Beamer....

Well you could always put it on blocks..
/hehehe
How about a canary yellow MB?
Is that something you would be interested in?

621 doriangrey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:43:26am

re: #617 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

love typos

It's hard to spell right when you are choking.....

622 Macker  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:43:27am

Good morning Lizards! There's a new search engine which just went live, and it's called "Cuil" (pronounced "cool"). It was started up by a group of Google alumni.
Let's hope Cuil is more considerate of American holidays than Google is.

623 doriangrey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:44:21am

re: #620 HoosierHoops

Well you could always put it on blocks..
/hehehe
How about a canary yellow MB?
Is that something you would be interested in?

Yer killin me here..................... ;P

624 3 wood  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:45:03am

re: #586 Lucius Septimius

How much longer will this go on, do you think?

Also, any sage prognostication on the dollar and where it's headed? (Asking since I have to plan a convention in Geneva in about a year)


It really all depends on the price of oil.

That having been said, I do think that things will turn upwards within 3 - 4 months. The election will be over then, most of the adjustments in the economy should be done. I think efforts to conserve energy are starting to take hold (I'm seeing a lot more people riding bikes to work in the morning than I used to, anecdotal but important I think).

I think the Fed's will have to bump up the discount rate a bit 25 to 50 basis points, and that will help the dollar to appreciate.

625 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:46:26am

re: #623 doriangrey

Yer killin me here..................... ;P

just putting a smile on your face before you head out to work..

626 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:47:05am

re: #599 Karridine

Everyone who votes for Barack should have to read that piece and sign a waiver that says, "I have read the above article and choose to ignore its points."

627 3 wood  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:48:11am

By the way, Jammie, if you are out there, you have mail.

628 big steve  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:48:37am

re: #622 Macker

Good morning Lizards! There's a new search engine which just went live, and it's called "Cuil" (pronounced "cool"). It was started up by a group of Google alumni.
Let's hope Cuil is more considerate of American holidays than Google is.

Just tried it. Sure is fast!

629 doriangrey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:49:50am

re: #624 3 wood

It really all depends on the price of oil.

That having been said, I do think that things will turn upwards within 3 - 4 months. The election will be over then, most of the adjustments in the economy should be done. I think efforts to conserve energy are starting to take hold (I'm seeing a lot more people riding bikes to work in the morning than I used to, anecdotal but important I think).

I think the Fed's will have to bump up the discount rate a bit 25 to 50 basis points, and that will help the dollar to appreciate.

Dont forget to do your part and run a dirty stinking bike riding hippy over on your way to work... It will make you feel better and help save the planet, do it for the children..... ;)

630 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:49:53am

re: #626 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Everyone who votes for Barack should have to read that piece and sign a waiver that says, "I have read the above article and choose to ignore its points."

They're not thinking. They're attracted to an aura, a worldly savior who -- they think -- will satisfy their need for something to believe in.

Of course they'll be disappointed, but people who act without thinking usually are. And they tend to have a prohibitively steep learning curve.

631 doriangrey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:50:20am

re: #625 HoosierHoops

just putting a smile on your face before you head out to work..

;P...................

632 rawmuse  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:51:37am

Good morning, Lizards! Back from my retreat, waking up in my own bed feels good. Prayers to Miguel and RW, and anyone else who is beset with a malady. I seem to have all parts checking in functional, so the least I can do is pray for those who do not.

633 doriangrey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:51:59am

re: #630 Lucius Septimius

They're not thinking. They're attracted to an aura, a worldly savior who -- they think -- will satisfy their need for something to believe in.

Of course they'll be disappointed, but people who act without thinking usually are. And they tend to have a prohibitively steep learning curve.

The road to hell is as they say paved with good intentions, what they dont tell you is those good intentions are feeling devoid of rational logical thought.

634 doriangrey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:52:31am

re: #632 rawmuse

Good morning, Lizards! Back from my retreat, waking up in my own bed feels good. Prayers to Miguel and RW, and anyone else who is beset with a malady. I seem to have all parts checking in functional, so the least I can do is pray for those who do not.

Good morning rawmuse and welcome back...

635 rawmuse  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:53:27am

re: #634 doriangrey

Hey, I got to play a lot of music. Some of it was even good. ;)

636 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:54:28am

re: #633 doriangrey

The road to hell is as they say paved with good intentions, what they dont tell you is those good intentions are feeling devoid of rational logical thought.

Machiavelli noted that people like to say that they desire liberty, but what they really desire is license -- the right to do whatever they feel like regardless of the cost to themselves or others. The clever prince allows people to pursue license -- selfish ends -- while letting them cloak their base desires under the cloak of liberty so that they can believe they are being virtuous.

It is a trick Obamamama has down to a tee.

637 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:54:29am

Good morning.

I didn't think NPR could sink this low, but they did. They just had a piece fawning over the Mahdi Army... the Sudanese one, that is, and how it represented an "anti-imperialist" force against the terrible, evil British. They cite, uncritically, Sudanese regime-approved "historians". And this is all tied together by the villain of the peace, Gen. Gordon, who in turn in used to justify current Chinese chumminess with the genocidal Sudanese regime. See, they both suffered under Gordon and British imperialism, so it's perfectly natural that they should cooperate now.

Sickening.

638 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:54:59am

re: #635 rawmuse

Hey, I got to play a lot of music. Some of it was even good. ;)


Good morning raw..
cup of Java?

639 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:55:15am

re: #637 Occasional Reader

C'mon now -- there is no depth NPR won't plumb -- you know that!

640 yochanan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:55:59am

FLASH NEWS REPORT FLASH

OBAMA WALKS ON WATER report at 11;00

641 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:56:05am

re: #622 Macker

That was funny! Got to Cuil.com, hit "About Cuil"; got "Page cannot be found".

Bill Gates help start this?

Tried it again and it worked though.

642 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:56:14am

re: #637 Occasional Reader

They must have watched "Khartoum" again; since they already hate Charlton Heston, drawing that inference would be a natch.

643 doriangrey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:56:20am

re: #635 rawmuse

Hey, I got to play a lot of music. Some of it was even good. ;)

Heh now, a week of playing music, even bad music beats the hell out of a week of going to work... ;P

644 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:57:52am

Off to faze the dey. Have a great day, ya'll.

645 doriangrey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 5:59:06am

re: #639 Lucius Septimius

C'mon now -- there is no depth NPR won't plumb -- you know that!

NPR.... Nasty Propaganda Regurgitations....

646 doriangrey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:01:24am

Well time for me to slither off to work again...

647 3 wood  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:01:41am

re: #629 doriangrey

Dont forget to do your part and run a dirty stinking bike riding hippy over on your way to work... It will make you feel better and help save the planet, do it for the children..... ;)

I've actually been hit twice on my bike in the last 3 years. First time was a young girl on a cell phone that blew a stop sign and took me out broadside. I ended up on her windshield. When I slid off the car she took off, no witnesses.

Second time was just a few weeks ago. Guy came flying out of a bar parking lot and hit me with his right front bumper. I rolled across his hood and landed on my feet on the other side. He took off too, no witnesses.

My front wheel was tacoed by that one.

Both times I was fine, thank God.

648 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:02:18am

4 zombie-

Does any News Agency publish anything regarding what goes on at those
Folsom affairs? Isn't there a virtual news blackout on that sort of thing, especially in the US? Why is that? Does the leftist media believe that Mom and Pop shouldn't ever find out what's going on in the sordid corners of our nation, as such knowledge would surely spawn a backlash? Is there any other way that the rest of the world has a clue what is more or less officially sanctioned and passes for OK out there?
Do you think the world even should know?

Do you think it's all gone too far, or should there be any restraint whatsoever on human behavior?
That's a no- brainer; of course there should be limits and laws which are enforced. Is there any reason why those SF dregs should get a pass? If they are doing what I think they are doing in view of the public eye, then shouldn't they expect repercussions?
Isn't the whole point of freedom that we are only free to the point where we must live up to the consequences of our own thoughts and actions? Do the Folsom participants feel they deserve a respite from what seems to be natural laws regarding karmic consequence; especially since so many of those participants doubtlessly profess belief in those same laws?

It's up to you- you've made the decision to cover such events. What you do with what you view is your decision.
In for a penny, in for a pound- that's what I think.

649 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:03:10am

Good Morning all Y'all - from a warm (74 degrees, going up to 95 degrees) bright and sunny Charlotte!
How is everyone this fine morning?

650 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:04:02am

re: #647 3 wood

I've actually been hit twice on my bike in the last 3 years. First time was a young girl on a cell phone that blew a stop sign and took me out broadside. I ended up on her windshield. When I slid off the car she took off, no witnesses.

Second time was just a few weeks ago. Guy came flying out of a bar parking lot and hit me with his right front bumper. I rolled across his hood and landed on my feet on the other side. He took off too, no witnesses.

My front wheel was tacoed by that one.

Both times I was fine, thank God.


I would quit while you are ahead.. Only drive big 4 wheel drive trucks..

651 3 wood  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:04:38am

re: #649 realwest

How is everyone this fine morning?

Just fine, and you?

652 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:05:10am

re: #649 realwest

Good Morning all Y'all - from a warm (74 degrees, going up to 95 degrees) bright and sunny Charlotte!
How is everyone this fine morning?

Realwest is in da house..
good morning.. we are drinking the house blend this morning..
cream and sugar?

653 razorbacker  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:05:25am

I don't want to make too much out of this, but my niece is able to provoke the same reaction that the monkey had by approaching her son with a wet wash-cloth.

Like I say, I'm not going all ID vs. Evo on you, I'm just noting the similarity.

654 songbird  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:06:17am

re: #622 Macker

Good morning Lizards! There's a new search engine which just went live, and it's called "Cuil" (pronounced "cool"). It was started up by a group of Google alumni.
Let's hope Cuil is more considerate of American holidays than Google is.

I tried it this morning and it was not able to do some searches I've done before on Google. Needs tweaking.

655 Dirk Diggler  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:06:52am

I don't understand why conservatives or anti-idiotarians listen to NPR. They must have some masochistic desire to be aggravated.

656 rawmuse  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:07:03am

Coming out from a news fast is pretty strange. I am glad I missed the whole overseas Obama-gasm. I did read the transcript of the Berlin speech. What a huge load of nothing. A history lesson followed by several paragraphs where he tried to take credit for things that happened while he was stateside. This guy is a real pant load.

657 Macker  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:09:29am

re: #655 Dirk Diggler

I don't understand why conservatives or anti-idiotarians listen to NPR. They must have some masochistic desire to be aggravated.

At least when I listen to classical music on the way to work, to help calm me for the storm of incoming calls...I can tune out NPR when it's time for the news.
On the other hand, it's actually better to listen to that, because one needs to know what junk the other side is spewing.

658 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:09:43am

re: #654 songbird

I tried it this morning and it was not able to do some searches I've done before on Google. Needs tweaking.

{Songbird}
how are you friend?

659 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:09:59am

re: #647 3 wood

Do YOU wear a helmet?

Of course you do, you are a really smart lizard. Right?

660 Macker  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:10:06am

re: #654 songbird

I tried it this morning and it was not able to do some searches I've done before on Google. Needs tweaking.

Give 'em time and they will do just that. I like the interface!

661 songbird  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:12:42am

re: #658 HoosierHoops

{Songbird}
how are you friend?

I'm alright. Gearing myself up to do music for our Vacation Bible School.

And how are you?

{HoosierHoops}

662 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:14:52am

re: #655 Dirk Diggler

I don't understand why conservatives or anti-idiotarians listen to NPR. They must have some masochistic desire to be aggravated.

I caught a few glimpses of a few NPR segments this weekend while house-sitting for a friend with a veritable menagerie. True confessions- my own TV is turned on less than 1 hour/month.

Each brief episode was a test of my self- control.

NPR produces the worst kind of propaganda all wrapped in interludes of natural beauty and soothing harmony, which lulls the viewer into a state of acceptance.
The worst part isn't so much that we have to pay for it all, but that they rub our noses in that fact.
That such a tool should even exist means that things are far worse for human liberty than they seem...

663 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:17:25am

re: #653 razorbacker

I don't want to make too much out of this, but my niece is able to provoke the same reaction that the monkey had by approaching her son with a wet wash-cloth.

Like I say, I'm not going all ID vs. Evo on you, I'm just noting the similarity.

Don't have kids of your own, I take it...

664 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:17:36am

re: #651 3 wood Hey my friend, sorry it took me a while to get back to you but real life intervened! LOL! How are you and how's your shoulder today?

665 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:17:55am

re: #656 rawmuse

Coming out from a news fast is pretty strange. I am glad I missed the whole overseas Obama-gasm. I did read the transcript of the Berlin speech. What a huge load of nothing. A history lesson followed by several paragraphs where he tried to take credit for things that happened while he was stateside. This guy is a real pant load.

ja-Baracky was what it was. It had the form of an event, but it was all pretend.

Throw a free concert, have discount beer and sausages, and block a main thoroughfare at quittin' time.

Then gasp at the ginormous crowd that turned out for your Messiah.

Since the American media is a willing tool in your farce, make sure none of them pick up any foreign reports that are less than tingling.

666 Kenneth  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:17:59am

re: #649 realwest

Hello real! How are you doing today?

I had a great weekend, visited my daughter "M" at camp. She's doing very well, meeting the challenges & coping with the difficulties. I could see a big boost in her self-confidence as she has learned she can do hard, sometimes unpleasant work, and get through it all. Good old fashioned "character building" experience. We also had time for some good father-daughter talk. This is certainly a much better way to spend her summer than sitting around moping and navel gazing, which is what she was planning on doing.

667 3 wood  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:18:59am

Get this, James Rainey of the the L.A. Times thinks the news coverage of the election is biased ...wait for it... against Obama.

In study, evidence of liberal-bias bias

Haters of the mainstream media reheated a bit of conventional wisdom last week.

Barack Obama, they said, was getting a free ride from those insufferable liberals.

Such pronouncements, sorry to say, tend to be wrong since they describe a monolithic media that no longer exists. Information today cascades from countless outlets and channels, from the Huffington Post to Politico.com to CBS News and beyond.

But now there's additional evidence that casts doubt on the bias claims aimed -- with particular venom -- at three broadcast networks.

The Center for Media and Public Affairs at George Mason University, where researchers have tracked network news content for two decades, found that ABC, NBC and CBS were tougher on Obama than on Republican John McCain during the first six weeks of the general-election campaign.

So how do they come to this conclusion?

During the evening news, the majority of statements from reporters and anchors on all three networks are neutral, the center found. And when network news people ventured opinions in recent weeks, 28% of the statements were positive for Obama and 72% negative.

My guess is the people doing the evaluating used the standard that anything shy of a Chris Matthews slobbering wet kiss on Obama was "negative."

Talk about being in the tank.

668 rawmuse  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:19:32am

I did get to do some fly casting as a guest of some folks. Man, you can spend some money on that gear. Fun stuff, tho'.

669 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:19:35am

re: #652 HoosierHoops
Nah, just IV it for me if you don't mind!
Sorry for taking so long to get back to ya, but as I told 3-Wood, real life intervened and I discovered I don't multi-task as well as I used to!
How are you?

670 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:19:59am

re: #666 Kenneth

Hello real! How are you doing today?

I had a great weekend, visited my daughter "M" at camp. She's doing very well, meeting the challenges & coping with the difficulties. I could see a big boost in her self-confidence as she has learned she can do hard, sometimes unpleasant work, and get through it all. Good old fashioned "character building" experience. We also had time for some good father-daughter talk. This is certainly a much better way to spend her summer than sitting around moping and navel gazing, which is what she was planning on doing.

If you don't mind me butting in, I am very happy to hear that your daughter is doing so well!

671 razorbacker  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:21:36am

re: #662 Capitalist Tool

NPR has TV? Who knew?

I especially like the concept of funding that they have. Regardless of the fact the Ray Kroc's widow gave them a butt-load o' cash NPR feels that not one penny of their government cash gimme can be done away with.

Oh and by the way, you want to 'pay your fair share' don't you. Pony up, loser listener. Or we'll hold your airwaves hostage with whiny begging 'till ya do.

But paying commercials? How dast you, you Philistine?

672 Alouette  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:21:51am

re: #2 zombie

How about requiring registration and proof of age over 18? Not easy to verify over the Internet, but this page should not be visible to minors and search engines.

673 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:22:29am

re: #667 3 wood

Get this, James Rainey of the the L.A. Times thinks the news coverage of the election is biased ...wait for it... against Obama.

In study, evidence of liberal-bias bias

My guess is the people doing the evaluating used the standard that anything shy of a Chris Matthews slobbering wet kiss on Obama was "negative."

Talk about being in the tank.

How interesting that all of the news outlets James Rainey cited as evidence of diversity are all in the enemy's camp...
enemies of liberty, that is.

674 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:22:53am

Looks like the Qantas jet may have suffered from an explosion of sorts...a failed oxygen tank.

I guess I will have to retract my "expert analysis", LOL.

675 razorbacker  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:23:22am

re: #663 Capitalist Tool

Just the one. I washed her with the garden hose. Effective and it also allows practice at hitting a moving target, since you had to lead her a mite when she was at full speed.

676 Kenneth  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:23:32am

re: #670 OldLineTexan

Thank you for your kind words & I don't mind at all. It was a great relief to my worries to see her doing so well now after a long & very difficult year.

677 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:23:41am

re: #666 Kenneth Hey Kenneth my friend - that is extremely nice to hear this morning!
I'm really happy for your daughter "M" and, of course, for you. And your post put a huge smile on my face for the first time in a while.
MiguelDowninMexico showed up, sorta, last night (starting at #302 above) and made a couple of brief posts but I'm afraid our friend is suffereing some from his stroke - really kinda breaks me up, ya know?!

678 3 wood  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:23:49am

re: #664 realwest

How are you and how's your shoulder today?

Pretty good.

I took it easy and tee'd off all day with a 3 wood (surprise) or 5 iron on the shorter par 5's, swung easy and just stayed out of trouble. Did not swing hard all day to keep the stress off the shoulder. I even broke down and rented an electric cart for the round so I did not have to horse the bag around.

The pro shop manager thought I was kidding when I checked in and rented the cart. He just stared at me trying to process the fact that I was going to ride instead of walk.

679 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:24:34am

re: #668 rawmuse

I did get to do some fly casting as a guest of some folks. Man, you can spend some money on that gear. Fun stuff, tho'.

Not very handy for going after 20# carp, imho.
Fly fishing's an interesting and worthy diversion, nonetheless.

680 3 wood  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:25:12am

re: #659 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Do YOU wear a helmet?

Of course you do, you are a really smart lizard. Right?

Sure I wear a helmet. That's so I don't damamge the sidewalk with my head when I hit it.

681 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:25:27am

re: #667 3 wood
Well crap, 3-Wood, that's the LA Times - what would you expect? Integrity? Please, the only real difference between the LATimes and the NYTimes are the two letters in front of "Times"!

682 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:25:28am

re: #675 razorbacker

That's proof positive.

683 nyc redneck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:25:37am

re: #665 OldLineTexan

ja-Baracky was what it was. It had the form of an event, but it was all pretend.

Throw a free concert, have discount beer and sausages, and block a main thoroughfare at quittin' time.

Then gasp at the ginormous crowd that turned out for your Messiah.

Since the American media is a willing tool in your farce, make sure none of them pick up any foreign reports that are less than tingling.

don't forget how bootsy springsteen got 80,000 people to show up for jon cary. they enjoyed the music and promptly went home and didn't vote.
there will many attempts by the msm to demoralize us. i'm going to discount most of what they say right up to and including the "exit polls".

684 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:25:42am

re: #680 3 wood

Sure I wear a helmet. That's so I don't damamge the sidewalk with my head when I hit it.

Lizards are independent, yet civic-minded.

685 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:27:23am

re: #680 3 wood

Don't be surprised I asked it. We've an otherwise very smart Lizard who rides his scooter without one. Sheesh! Says he doesn't go very fast.

Who was that?

686 Kenneth  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:27:52am

al-Bashir's crimes against humanity
by Stephen Lewis

For those of you who think that Darfur is the only killing field for Omar Hassan al-Bashir, the indicted President of Sudan, let me add a note for the record.

...the abduction of thousands of children from their homes and boarding schools in Northern Uganda by the lunatic rebel group (still extant) called the Lord's Resistance Army, and the forced transport of the children to what amounted to prison camps in Sudan. In the camps, the girls were routinely raped and the boys were trained to become child soldiers.

Somewhere between 20,000 and 30,000 were abducted over the past 10 to 15 years. It is estimated that a third are dead, a third are lost forever in the bowels of Sudan and a third managed to escape back to Uganda. I've interviewed many of the escapees: You cannot imagine children more abused, scarred, mutilated, traumatized and robbed of their childhood.

The entire operation was sustained by an unholy pact between Mr. al-Bashir and Joseph Kony, the madman who leads the Lord's Resistance Army, and who also, appropriately, has been indicted for war crimes by the International Criminal Court.

I must admit that in all my time at Unicef, through the decade of the nineties, I had never dealt with anyone like Omar Hassan al-Bashir. I felt as though I had encountered evil incarnate. The fact that he was knowingly presiding over the death and emotional dismemberment of thousands of children mattered to him not one whit.

When, as in the last few days, assorted African leaders and omniscient academics argue that the charges against Mr. al-Bashir be suspended or withdrawn lest they compromise the fragile peace between the North and the South of Sudan, please spare a thought for the thousands of graves of children over which this man held thrall. It may not qualify as genocide, but it certainly equals crimes against humanity.

This is neither a man nor a regime that can be trusted. His 19-year record is one of unblemished brutality and carnage.

687 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:28:00am

re: #683 nyc redneck

don't forget how bootsy springsteen got 80,000 people to show up for jon cary. they enjoyed the music and promptly went home and didn't vote.
there will many attempts by the msm to demoralize us. i'm going to discount most of what they say right up to and including the "exit polls".

Many, many more will swallow it whole.

Having created the "need" for Europe to "like" us, we are now being presented with a solution for the need.

Gag.

688 3 wood  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:28:09am

re: #655 Dirk Diggler

I don't understand why conservatives or anti-idiotarians listen to NPR. They must have some masochistic desire to be aggravated.


I look at it as scouting the opposition.

689 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:28:26am

re: #678 3 wood
LOL! Well I'm sure the Pro shop manager was shocked to see that you weren't humping that bag all over the course! Ya shoulda told him your playing partner (that'd be me) kept slicing the ball so often and so much, that you needed the cart to nap in while I walked across fairways to find my ball! LOL!

690 pingjockey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:28:41am

Mornn' all. I need to not turn on the news in the morning. The American Communist Lawyers Union is once again trying to get the Pledge of Allegiance banned/tossed out or the kids can just sit there if they don't want to recite it. So now my BP is up. Fuck the ACLU!
BTW, that darn chimp knew exactly what that gun was.

691 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:29:34am

re: #684 OldLineTexan
ROFL! Good morning to you! How are ya today?

692 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:30:39am

BBIAM!

693 Kenneth  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:30:58am

realwest,

I am sorry to hear about Miguel's struggles. I pray he is well & comfortable as soon as possible.

694 coz  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:31:33am

Good Morning and Happy Monday from the Land of Coz!

695 rawmuse  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:32:00am

McCain is in SF today.

I will not be there. $1k a ticket is a little spendy for me.

696 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:32:35am

re: #691 realwest

ROFL! Good morning to you! How are ya today?

OK in general. The specifics are too much to go into, but overall things are good.

697 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:32:42am

re: #661 songbird

I'm alright. Gearing myself up to do music for our Vacation Bible School.

And how are you?

{HoosierHoops}

I'm great..
So are the kids going to do a 4 part harmony of 'don't fear the reaper'?
/heh

Realwest: I'm glad you're feeling a little better.. one of us needs to give your dentist the riot act.. What's his number? :)

3wood: what was you're score yesterday? ( did ya 3 putt at all? come on..inquiring minds want to know..

698 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:33:20am

re: #694 coz

Used to know a guy named Coz. Thought it was the coolest name ever, but he was a jerk. Hope that ain't you.

699 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:33:53am

re: #695 rawmuse

McCain is in SF today.

I will not be there. $1k a ticket is a little spendy for me.

At least for your $1k you get a fair chance of keeping your visual virginity, unlike the free events in SF.

/

700 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:34:04am

Fishing report:
In Spring, I bear down and fill the freezer with delicious Walleye and Crappie. That frees the rest of precious fishing time for the ultimate North American tackle- testers: Great Big Carp... There is no harder fight, pound for pound, although unhooking those big- ol' rubbery lips takes some, ah- desensitization to grotesqueries.

Nothing against 80# Blues, mind you...

701 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:34:42am

re: #697 HoosierHoops

I'm great..
So are the kids going to do a 4 part harmony of 'don't fear the reaper'?

I prefer the Bart Simpson hymn, "In the Garden of Eden".

702 3 wood  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:35:29am

re: #685 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Don't be surprised I asked it. We've an otherwise very smart Lizard who rides his scooter without one. Sheesh! Says he doesn't go very fast.


I know, some people make that mistake.

First time I ever shattered a helmet, I was going no faster than 10 mph on my bicycle. A squirrel ran right out in front of me like in one of those TV commercials, and I swerved to avoid hitting the poor thing and wiped out. I slammed my head against the pavement and shattered the helmet like an egg shell and then slid along the pavement.

Tore me up something fierce on the asphalt, but my skull was intact.

Then I got to ride home 20 miles bleeding all over.

Mrs. 3 wood got an eyefull when I stumbled into the house all tore up after that one. I think her hair turned whilte right then and there.

*snicker*

You should have heard her on the phone the next morning after I got up early and made myself ride my bike to work. As I told her, there are times when a guy has to tell his body who's boss.

She just sighed and hung up.

703 Desert Dog  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:36:36am

OT

Top Ten Things That Creep Me Out about Obama

I do believe this fellow sums up what many of us feel right now.....and my question is how does Obama get away with all this stuff? I've been active in politics since my first election (1980) and I have never seen a candidate so unprepared, so radical, with so many skeletons in the closet and so many red-flags waving......yet, he is still poised to win? My faith (what's left of it) in the US political process is getting weaker and weaker and will just fade away if we elect this person to the highest office.......

704 garycooper  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:37:06am

After reviewing last year's Folsom St. party on Zombie's site, I can safely say I've seen all the penises I ever need to see, in this lifetime. More, in fact.

I mean, I get it: The Penis is their religious icon. It's everything to them. Well, that and being hurt, by various means.

I'm an atheist in their religion too, I guess.

705 coz  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:37:07am

re: #698 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Hey there FBV,

I used to know a guy with your name too, except he ate meat.

706 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:37:21am

re: #671 razorbacker

But paying commercials? How dast you, you Philistine?

And the funny part is, NPR very much DOES have commercials... oops, I mean "promotional considerations" for their corporate sponsors.

707 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:38:20am

re: #705 coz Hey coz! How are you today!
Sorry I hadda step away for a few minutes and didn't see you come on board!

708 razorbacker  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:38:33am

Back to work. See all y'all during breaks.

BTW. This here housing burst bubble isn't uniformly bad news. Went to Arkansas2 this weekend and both my godson and my nephew have bought houses that had been reduced enough for them to afford.

Both of the houses need work, but the boys have plenty of sweat to put into equity, and both have growing families that need more room.

709 3 wood  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:38:35am

re: #689 realwest

Ya shoulda told him your playing partner (that'd be me) kept slicing the ball so often and so much, that you needed the cart to nap in while I walked across fairways to find my ball! LOL!

That's not a "slice" real, it's a repeating "power fade".

710 MandyManners  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:39:00am

re: #686 Kenneth

al-Bashir's crimes against humanity
by Stephen Lewis

Hell ain't gonna' be hot enough.

711 coz  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:39:07am

Real,

my brother!

I just got here you aint missed nothin'!

712 pingjockey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:39:14am

re: #706 Occasional Reader

I hate that those socialist/commie asshats get my tax money.

713 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:39:28am

re: #706 Occasional Reader Good morning O.R. - yeah but I'd bet that George Soros is a significant investor in the corporations who "sponsor" NPR!

714 Kenneth  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:39:52am

re: #704 garycooper

Dude, it's still Monday morning, & too early for a penis thread.

Besides, Mandy ain't even here yet.

715 Kenneth  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:40:17am

re: #710 MandyManners

(Woops!)

716 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:41:00am

re: #714 Kenneth

Dude, it's still Monday morning, & too early for a penis thread.

Besides, Mandy ain't even here yet.

Look up...

717 Kenneth  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:41:33am

re: #716 OldLineTexan

ARre you kidding? I'm hiding under my desk now.

718 Creeping Eruption  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:41:46am

Don't know if anyone has posted anything about this yet, but apparently a few engineers from Google started a company they say searches more of the web. I tried a few searches and the format is different than google but I don't have time to monkey around with it. Any one else here try it out?

(Pron: Cool): Cuil

719 MandyManners  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:42:02am

*sigh*

720 garycooper  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:42:35am

They're blaming the "hip injury" on hoops, but clearly it was a result of all the ass-kissing he's had to endure.

[Link: www.timesonline.co.uk...]

And did I mention, he's black?

721 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:42:39am

re: #709 3 wood ROTFL!
That's not what you said the time we played before yesterday!
My goodness you do have an, um, "interesting" vocabularly when you get steamed. But hey, listen, I'm 50% Scot ancestory and I ain't LOST a ball yet - damn things cost so much I'll be damned if I won't find a ball, although that Park Ranger wasn't all that amused when I found myself in the state park that abuts the golf course!

722 pingjockey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:42:41am

I think zombie ought to post his evidence of the absolute depravity of those folks with one of those you must 18 disclaimers. It is a First Ammendment issue after all, maybe he can get an ACLU lawyer to help with the wording so it is ironclad!

723 3 wood  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:43:01am

re: #697 HoosierHoops

3wood: what was you're score yesterday? ( did ya 3 putt at all? come on..inquiring minds want to know..

86 from the tips. One 3 putt

Did not hit a driver all day to keep the stress off the shoulder, did not even have one in the bag.

Hit one 3 wood 260 yards downwind on a par 5. Laid up with a 5 iron, then sand wedge on.

724 songbird  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:43:26am

re: #697 HoosierHoops

I'm great..
So are the kids going to do a 4 part harmony of 'don't fear the reaper'?
/heh

Ha Ha Ha! Well the idea of 'not fearing the reaper' is something we definitely want to share!

I'm trying to 'rock up' some of the songs as our church sings too slow!

725 coz  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:45:11am

Word of the Day
Monday July 28, 2008

quondam KWAHN-duhm; KWAHN-dam, adjective:
Having been formerly; former; sometime.

A quondam flower child, she spent seven

726 rawmuse  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:45:21am

re: #724 songbird

There is a long and well documented history of churches rewriting secular (tavern) music. "Why should the devil have all the good music?" was frequently cited as the reason.

727 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:45:36am

re: #723 3 wood
Show off!
I hit mostly drivers and sand wedges or 9 irons all day - cept for those rare occasions when I found myself - usually unexpectedly - on the green! And thanks for reminding me about that club called the putter!

728 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:45:57am

re: #713 realwest

Good morning O.R. - yeah but I'd bet that George Soros is a significant investor in the corporations who "sponsor" NPR!

I just find it comical... NPR, nope, no commercials here, sir. Then you hear these LENGTHY spots... "so and so program is made possible by a grant from HugeCo.... bringing better products to life for people like you... [cut to HugeCo jingle, HugeCo standard message]"

Nope, no commercials.

729 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:46:17am

re: #726 rawmuse

There is a long and well documented history of churches rewriting secular (tavern) music. "Why should the devil have all the good music?" was frequently cited as the reason.

That's because choir practice was Saturday night down at the pub.

/

730 big steve  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:46:29am

Back to the thread regarding the chimp. Several years ago at the chemical plant I was managing we had a problem with pigeons roosting under the eves of the truck racks. They created quite a mess and we tried fake owls, spikes, even drugging them to get them to leave. No effect. So I agreed to let one of the night supervisors, who was an amature marksman, get rid of them with a pellet gun. He came out in the evening and he had a pellet gun outfitted with a laser site. The birds were roosting and he started plugging them one by one. At first the rest of the birds seemed unaware. But after the first ten or so had gone to meet their maker, the rest of the birds would get really nervous and start fluttering around when that red dot would show up. If he turned off the laser site, they would settle right back down.

731 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:46:38am

re: #725 coz

Word of the Day
Monday July 28, 2008

quondam KWAHN-duhm; KWAHN-dam, adjective:
Having been formerly; former; sometime.

A quondam flower child, she spent seven

This word will be featured in the upcoming James Bond movie, Quondam of Solace.

/

732 3 wood  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:46:47am

re: #721 realwest

But hey, listen, I'm 50% Scot ancestory and I ain't LOST a ball yet - damn things cost so much I'll be damned if I won't find a ball, although that Park Ranger wasn't all that amused when I found myself in the state park that abuts the golf course!

A friend of mine has a theory on that. He says there is no such thing as a lost ball, cause eventually someone will find it. Since that person will take the ball, you are actually then a victim of theft.

And since you are a victim of theft, you should not also have to take a stroke penalty too.

733 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:47:23am

re: #719 MandyManners

*sigh*

{Mandy}
I hope you had a great weekend and that all is well with you..

734 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:48:01am

re: #732 3 wood

A friend of mine has a theory on that. He says there is no such thing as a lost ball, cause eventually someone will find it. Since that person will take the ball, you are actually then a victim of theft.

And since you are a victim of theft, you should not also have to take a stroke penalty too.

Works for me.

735 songbird  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:48:05am

re: #726 rawmuse

There is a long and well documented history of churches rewriting secular (tavern) music. "Why should the devil have all the good music?" was frequently cited as the reason.

Yes, that quote was used by Larry Norman in some of his music, and both Martin Luther and John Wesley used tavern music. "A mighty fortress is our God", I believe, used to be a beer drinking song!

736 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:48:25am

Golf would be a lot more exciting if it were a contact sport.

737 pingjockey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:48:34am

re: #724 songbird
Can you get the music and lyrics from the cds iI see advertised on the tube for that uptempo worship music? Sorry, the only name on that cd that springs to mind is Amy Grant. But it is definetly not the music from when I was a kid in Sunday school or VBS.

738 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:48:43am

re: #732 3 wood Hey! I LIKE that theory. If we apply it to yesterday's game, then I actually only shot a 124! LOL!

739 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:48:58am

re: #724 songbird

Ha Ha Ha! Well the idea of 'not fearing the reaper' is something we definitely want to share!

I'm trying to 'rock up' some of the songs as our church sings too slow!

kindof like 'sister act' ?
rock on sister..
/lol

740 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:49:10am

re: #735 songbird

Yes, that quote was used by Larry Norman in some of his music, and both Martin Luther and John Wesley used tavern music. "A mighty fortress is our God", I believe, used to be a beer drinking song!

So was the music to "The Star-Spangled Banner", IIRC.

I kind of like that.

741 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:49:18am

re: #738 realwest

Hey! I LIKE that theory. If we apply it to yesterday's game, then I actually only shot a 124! LOL!

Was that the front 9?

742 jorline  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:49:24am

Good morning Lizards. Monday Monday

743 rawmuse  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:49:36am

re: #735 songbird

So was "The Old, Rugged Cross" and "What a Friend We Have in Jesus"
This list gets long fast.

744 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:50:55am

armageddon outta here
/before realwest sees my last post...

745 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:50:58am

re: #742 jorline

Good morning Lizards. Monday Monday


/good morning Jorline.. coffee?

746 songbird  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:51:07am

re: #726 rawmuse

I've always felt that the Backstreet Boys "Larger than Life" could be rewritten as a worship song.

747 pingjockey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:51:16am

re: #740 Occasional Reader
IIRC, the tune the Nat. Anthem is sung to is "To Anacreon in Heaven" and old English pub song!

748 coz  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:51:49am

Useless info to start off the work week:

Poor whites in Florida and Georgia are called "crackers." They got the name from their principal staple food, cracked corn. Another theory states that the name comes from the days when they would drive cattle southward using the "crack" of their bullwhips to keep the animals in line and moving.

"Rhythms" is the longest English word without the normal vowels, a, e, i, o, or u.

"Second string," meaning "replacement or backup," comes from the middle ages. An archer always carried a second string in case the one on his bow broke.

The "O" when used as a prefix in Irish surnames means "descendant of."

The "y" in signs reading "ye olde.." is properly pronounced with a "th" sound, not "y". The "th" sound does not exist in Latin, so ancient Roman occupied (present day) England used the rune "thorn" to represent "th" sounds. With the advent of the printing press the character from the Roman alphabet which closest resembled thorn was the lower case "y".

The ancient Romans built such an excellent system of roads that the saying arose "all roads lead to Rome," that is, no matter which road one starts a journey on, he will finally reach Rome if he keeps on traveling. The popular saying came to mean that all ways or methods of doing something end in the same result, no method being better than another.

The correct response to the Irish greeting, "Top of the morning to you," is "and the rest of the day to yourself."

The expletive, "Holy Toledo," refers to Toledo, Spain, which became an outstanding Christian cultural center in 1085.

The idiom "pillar of salt" means to have a stroke, or to become paralyzed and dead.

The last thing to happen is the ultimate. The next-to-last is the penultimate, and the second-to-last is the antepenultimate.

The phrase "raining cats and dogs" originated in 17th Century England. During heavy downpours of rain, many of these poor animals unfortunately drowned and their bodies would be seen floating in the rain torrents that raced through the streets. The situation gave the appearance that it had literally rained "cats and dogs" and led to the current expression.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

The ridges on the sides of coins are called reeding or milling.

The right side of a boat was called the starboard side due to the fact that the astronavigators used to stand out on the plank (which was on the right side) to get an unobstructed view of the stars. The left side was called the port side because that was the side that you put in on at the port.

The side of a hammer is a cheek.

749 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:51:54am

A Mighty Fortress is our Beer
That Old, Rugged Beer
What a Friend We Have in Beer
Confutatis Beerdictus

The list goes on and on...

750 3 wood  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:52:36am

Congrats to Carlos Sastre of Spain for winning the Tour de France and for, what is apprently harder to do, passing all his drug tests so far.

751 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:53:21am

re: #736 Occasional Reader Heh. Play golf with me; first thing I put in the bag is a compass, followed by a detailed terrain map! I call it "Orienting Golf"!

752 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:54:19am

re: #750 3 wood

Congrats to Carlos Sastre of Spain for winning the Tour de France and for, what is apprently harder to do, passing all his drug tests so far.

It will be found that one of his front forks houses a small yet effective blowgun, which, in a twist on traditional chimpkeeping practices, contains steroids rather than knockout drugs.

753 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:54:35am

re: #741 Capitalist Tool
Smart Ass - NO, it was for all 18! Thankew verymuch!

754 Dirk Diggler  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:54:41am

Golf would be more fun if it wasn't so boring.

755 jorline  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:54:41am

re: #745 HoosierHoops

/good morning Jorline.. coffee?

Good morning, Hoosier...one cup please.

756 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:55:21am

re: #743 rawmuse

So was "The Old, Rugged Cross" and "What a Friend We Have in Jesus"
This list gets long fast.

"Have thine own way", I think, was first a Burger King jingle.

757 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:55:48am

re: #754 Dirk Diggler

Golf would be more fun if it wasn't so boring.

I vote for balls that explode downrange.

758 3 wood  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:56:10am

re: #734 Capitalist Tool

Works for me.

He also has a theory on protecting "young trees". He says that if you are blocked by a young tree, you get a free drop cause the course management does not want you swinging away and tearing up the young trees.

And since some trees are hundreds of years old, the word "young" is relative, so who is to say what is a young vs. old tree?

Therefore, you get a free drop around all trees.

759 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:56:49am

re: #754 Dirk Diggler

Golf would be more fun if it wasn't so boring.

Scantily-clad cheerleaders would help.

760 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:57:18am

re: #748 coz That's one of the things I love about you coz, you always come up with interesting and informative trivia!
How's about weighing in on the Gospel Songs that started out as Tavern or Pub drinking songs?!

761 3 wood  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:57:46am

re: #738 realwest

Hey! I LIKE that theory

He also has a theory on "illegal pin placements" too but I won't bore you with it.

762 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:58:25am

re: #749 Occasional Reader

Do, I really need a Beer
Ray, the guy who brings me beer
Me, I think, I'll have a beer
Far, I'll go a ways for beer.
So, I think I'll have a beer
La, la la la la la beer
Tea, no thanks, I'm having beer
That'll bring us back to beer beer beer beer...

763 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:58:48am

re: #758 3 woodWith plenty of 400 yr. old trees around here, that is also a perfectly acceptable rule.

re: #759 Occasional ReaderProper tourneys always have properly attired refreshment- cart ladies...

764 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:59:22am

re: #750 3 wood

Congrats to Carlos Sastre of Spain

"Carlos Sastre" = Charles Tailor = CHARLES TAYLOR! The Tour de France winner is a cleverly-disguised Liberian war criminal!

765 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:59:25am

re: #759 Occasional Reader

Scantily-clad cheerleaders would help.

The annual golf tournament hosted by one of the larger local topless bars was busted last time it was held.

766 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 6:59:30am

re: #761 3 wood

He also has a theory on "illegal pin placements" too but I won't bore you with it.

Oh, do go on...

767 opnion  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:00:00am

re: #738 realwest

Hey! I LIKE that theory. If we apply it to yesterday's game, then I actually only shot a 124! LOL!

Good moring Real. 124 huh? Ya know, I mean this in the best way possible. Have you thought maybe about bowling? Bet that you could beat Obama & look where he is.

768 pingjockey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:00:05am

re: #765 OldLineTexan
Well that is pretty narrow minded!

769 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:00:06am

re: #765 OldLineTexan

The annual golf tournament hosted by one of the larger local topless bars was busted last time it was held.

Do you suppose they might consider a change of venue?

770 big steve  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:00:13am

re: #765 OldLineTexan

The annual golf tournament hosted by one of the larger local topless bars was busted last time it was held.

"busted"?

771 SlothB77  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:00:18am

i believe these are new bombings

17 people have been killed and 150 hurt by two bombs in a residential area of the Turkish city of Istanbul

the summer terrorism season is here

772 coz  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:00:22am

Here's some Christian music for y'all.

If you go there, please throw a vote my way. You do not have to register or anything. Maybe just give an email addy.

I could win a recording deal!

773 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:00:25am

re: #761 3 wood

He also has a theory on "illegal pin placements" too but I won't bore you with it.

Meaning any pin that is not where your ball lands?

774 rawmuse  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:00:27am
775 lawhawk  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:00:36am

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. Been a hard weekend, with folks going to the beach and never returning (due to rip tides or lightning strikes). Yet, that's nothing compared to what the Israelis are doing to the Palestinians according to the UN.

The UN blames Israel for the poverty seen in Gaza.

Right.

Ignore the incessant terror attacks - the mortars, rockets, and infiltration attempts. Ignore Israel's security needs.

Ignore that Hamas is in control and they've chosen to fatten themselves and their terror minions rather than provide basic services.

After all, we're talking about the same bunch of thugs who would rather use pipes to make kassams than use them for their originally intended purpose - to pipe sewage.

776 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:00:58am

re: #763 Capitalist Tool

With plenty of 400 yr. old trees around here, that is also a perfectly acceptable rule.

re: #759 Occasional ReaderProper tourneys always have properly attired refreshment- cart ladies...


I went to a tourney once and they had strippers driving the refreshment carts..

777 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:01:09am

re: #770 big steve

"busted"?

Yeah, I saw my chance and took it!

778 3 wood  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:01:10am

And in other sports news, an acne free Anika Sorenstam finished in 17th place in the LPGA tour over the weekend.

779 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:01:19am

re: #765 OldLineTexan

The annual golf tournament hosted by one of the larger local topless bars was busted

"Is this some kind of bust?"

"Yes... it's very impressive."

-Police Squad

780 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:02:38am

re: #769 Capitalist Tool

Do you suppose they might consider a change of venue?

They would have to. The local law was not amused, IIRC, as some of the ladies (in the spirit of the event, apparently) "flashed" some passing cars at a spot near a public road.

781 3 wood  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:03:16am

re: #759 Occasional Reader

Scantily-clad cheerleaders would help.

I have played in some fund raiser tournaments where they had just that on some tee boxes.

782 pingjockey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:03:36am

re: #780 OldLineTexan

Well that could be considered a 'hazard' of sorts!

783 nyc redneck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:03:39am

saturday night at a party, i met a guy who is half pakistani/half black. he was a delightful person, and as we talked, of course politics slowly became a topic and of all things, i found out he is a conservative republican.
i met his wife too. she is black and also a republican. her dad worked in the nixon administration.
it was nice to meet some sensible people.
of course there were a few tense moments w/ some moonbats.
because, there's no going back now.
lol

784 coz  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:04:14am

For my dear friend, Realwest:

Legend has it that Martin Luther and John & Charles Wesley (of the Methodist Church) rewrote popular music from the taverns to accompany some of their hymns. Recently, church scholars have presented pretty convincing proof that Luther and the Wesleys did NOT do so, and that the legend arose from a misconception about the word "bar tune" or "bar form," which seminary students assumed meant a tune sung in local drinking establishments, but is actually a form of poetry popular in Medieval times -- a different kind of bar altogether.

Although Luther and the Wesleys may not have used parodies, another famous hymn writer did:

Francis (Fanny) Crosby was one of the most prolific hymn writers ever, having penned the lyrics to something like 9,000 hymns, including many that are still favorites today including "Blessed Assurance", "Pass Me Not Oh Gentle Savior", and "Safe in the Arms of Jesus." One biography of Fanny Crosby (ISBN 1-55748-731-6) adds this tidbit:

"By the early 1870s, she was well on her way to becoming the queen of hymn writers. Fanny often matched her poems to familiar tunes. An example is "We Thank Thee, Our Father," written to the melody of the famous "Adeste Fidelis." She set poems to Scottish and Welsh airs and used tunes by Stephen Foster."

Furthermore, the founder of another very influential evangelical denomination used parodies, too. William Booth, founder of the Salvation Army, an extremely evangelical organization that did much to help the poor and the drunks in the streets, used the music of popular tunes for hymns. In the biography, "William and Catherine Booth: Founders of the Salvation Army," by Helen K. Hosier, it states the following:

"Satan would have to be battled within his own strongholds, and any means was justifiable, William decided, if it would attract sinners to listen to the message of salvation ... Thus it was that as the work grew, the music and street parades attracted increasing crowds of people who scorned the regular churches. 'Why should the devil have all the best tunes?' Williamreplied when chided for appropriating music of popular tunes for his hymns ... "

"The saying that 'the devil has no right to all the good tunes' has been attributed to both William Booth and Charles Spurgeon. But it was George Scott Railton, who was to become William's lieutenant general in 1873 and was well-known as an author and songwriter, who concluded an article 'About Singing' (1874) with this impassioned plea: 'Oh, let us rescue this precious instrument from the clutches of the devil, and make it, as it may be made, a bright and lively power for good!'"

The people in the Salvation Army weren't the first to use secular music for sacred purposes, though. Note the following:

"[The absence of contrast between 'secular' and 'sacred' styles of music in the Middle Ages] 'can be shown simply by the observation that a secular song, if given a set of sacred words, could serve as sacred music, and vice versa. Only recently has it been recognized how frequently such interchange took place, and the more we learn about medieval music, the more important it becomes. The practice of borrowing a song from one sphere and making it suitable for use in the other by the substitution of words is known as "parody" or contrafactum.'

785 Dirk Diggler  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:04:23am

OldLineTexan,

I vote for balls that explode downrange.

Put large alligators in the water hazard and if a player loses his ball in there, he has to go fish it out. If he refuses to fish it out, execute his family.

/Golf - Caligula Style.

786 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:04:55am

Okay, now I'm wondering if there are any golf tournaments WITHOUT half-nekkid women.

787 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:05:24am

re: #783 nyc redneck

saturday night at a party, i met a guy who is half pakistani/half black. he was a delightful person, and as we talked, of course politics slowly became a topic and of all things, i found out he is a conservative republican.
i met his wife too. she is black and also a republican. her dad worked in the nixon administration.
it was nice to meet some sensible people.
of course there were a few tense moments w/ some moonbats.
because, there's no going back now.
lol


yea.. and you also said you were going to dance saturday night..
did you? It's fun isn't it..
The hoopster loves to cut a rug.

788 rawmuse  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:05:42am

re: #784 coz

Dingy and hearty applied! Thanks.

789 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:05:55am

re: #767 opnion Thanks.
I think I could beat Obama at ANY intellectual game and wouldn't mind going a half-a-round with him in a boxing ring!

790 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:06:10am

re: #776 HoosierHoops

I went to a tourney once and they had strippers driving the refreshment carts..

Aye, that's the spirit!

791 pingjockey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:07:37am

Turkey is blaming the PPK for the bombings in Istanbul.

792 WriterMom  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:08:02am

Good morning.

Guys!

Want a 'tip' on increasing your chances of getting lucky?

Heh.

793 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:08:24am

re: #791 pingjockey

Turkey is blaming the PPK for the bombings in Istanbul.

I'm blaming Bush
/

794 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:08:33am

They should use chimps.

Anything is better with chimps.

Golf? Challenging to do well, boring to watch.

Chimps golfing? Funny as hell!

Two Asian guys on a roof? Who cares?

Two Asian guys on a roof chasing a chimp (who wins!)? Priceless.

Obama speaking in Berlin? Irritating.

Obama speaking to chimps in Berlin? I would pay to see it.

795 jorline  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:08:37am

Google has new competition soon.

796 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:08:42am

re: #791 pingjockey

Turkey is blaming the PPK for the bombings in Istanbul.

Well, they can kick the PPKs ass for any reason, so this "blame" works, true or not, no big deal.

797 WriterMom  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:09:32am

re: #769 Capitalist Tool

From an A cup to a triple E?

798 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:09:36am

re: #772 coz Yea! Great music (know I've heard it several times before but still........!) and I've voted for y'all too - man they really speed those e-mails to ya, like 15 seconds after putting in e-mail addy, I had one saying to vote for you click here!

799 3 wood  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:09:37am

re: #766 Capitalist Tool

Oh, do go on...

Well, the theory is the ball has to have a reasonable chance to stop by the hole. Therefore any hole cut near the edge, a bunker, a transition area, or ridge does not give one a reasonable chance, therefore is "illegal" and you get no worse than a 2 putt.

Actually, while there is no such thing as an "illegal" pin, if you've ever played in a competitive tournament, they follow pretty close to the rules I've outlined above. You get much harder pin placements at your average muni on the weekends then you will get in a competitive tournament, cause they want to see plenty of birdies and such in the tournaments.

I love playing courses set up for the pro's. You can really score on those.

800 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:09:40am

re: #794 OldLineTexan

Anything is better with chimps.

I don't know if I'd say anything... but whatever floats your boat, dude. Let a thousand flowers bloom, and all that sort of thing.

801 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:10:28am

re: #792 WriterMom

I'm married.

/

802 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:10:37am

re: #778 3 wood
LOL!

803 pingjockey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:11:09am

BBIAB, breakfast dishes. :(

804 coz  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:11:15am

{writermom}

Good morning to you!

805 coz  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:11:40am

Realwest,

Thank you, thank you thank you.

806 WriterMom  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:11:40am

re: #804 coz

{COZALEH}

807 OldLineTexan  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:11:56am

re: #800 Occasional Reader

I don't know if I'd say anything... but whatever floats your boat, dude. Let a thousand flowers bloom, and all that sort of thing.

You know that particular ad campaign ended in death for thousands the last time it was used, yes?

808 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:11:58am

re: #799 3 wood

Me smarter now. Would have thought it'd be harder.

So, Tiger is really not that good?

/

809 nyc redneck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:12:03am

re: #787 HoosierHoops

yea.. and you also said you were going to dance saturday night..
did you? It's fun isn't it..
The hoopster loves to cut a rug.

we did dance. it was great. my friend wore a knee brace that matched her dress. but threw her knee out anyway, tho her outfit was nicely coordinated. it was disco party.
i'm giggling now as i think abt. our "moves". one little fop had mismatched shoes as a fashion statement. he was a whirling dervish.
i love dancing too.

810 WriterMom  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:12:11am

re: #800 Occasional Reader

Whatever floats your boat? LOL. I think we have the same slang background.

811 CIA Reject  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:12:14am

re: #655 Dirk Diggler

I don't understand why conservatives or anti-idiotarians listen to NPR. They must have some masochistic desire to be aggravated.

I listen to sharpen my skills at recognizing various propaganda techniques. It's come in quite handy at helping Little Reject resist the indoctrination attempts she's had to face at college.

So I do it "for the children" :-)

/Good Morning Everybody!

812 opnion  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:12:45am

re: #789 realwest

Thanks.
I think I could beat Obama at ANY intellectual game and wouldn't mind going a half-a-round with him in a boxing ring!

In my humble opinion, the Senator would not last half a round with you.
You do know that the Lightworker would not stoop to fisticuffs.
He would merely summon a lightning bolt to smite you.

813 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:12:47am

re: #783 nyc redneck
Hi there! Glad you had such a pleasant evening (moonbats notwithstanding) but ya know you coulda said "It's not to late to nominate Hillary" or somesuch - ya know, sorta get the "crowd" abuzzing!

814 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:13:50am

re: #807 OldLineTexan

You know that particular ad campaign ended in death for thousands the last time it was used, yes?

If you don't experiment with chimps in your personal life, Chairman Mao will cry.

815 nyc redneck  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:14:15am

re: #813 realwest

Hi there! Glad you had such a pleasant evening (moonbats notwithstanding) but ya know you coulda said "It's not to late to nominate Hillary" or somesuch - ya know, sorta get the "crowd" abuzzing!

good morning {real},
oh, it got buzzing. i'll tell you later. LOL
i gotta run now.

816 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:15:29am

re: #784 coz
Why thank you coz! I appreciate that very much!

817 The Shadow Do  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:15:49am

Just checked out the Chimp caper. Where the hell was the Secret Service, that's what I want to know....

818 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:15:59am

re: #797 WriterMom

From an A cup to a triple E?

I was thinking... nevermind, your idea wins by default.
Not that size matters...

819 quickjustice  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:16:11am

An angry chimp has been known to tear off his zookeeper's testicles. Now that's what I call deterrence! And this chimp knows something about self-defense.

I say, run this chimp for the Congress! We could hardly do worse.

820 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:16:28am

re: #810 WriterMom

Whatever floats your boat? LOL. I think we have the same slang background.

I am "down" with all the "lingo" that these "hepcats" use today. Twenty-three skiddoo!

821 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:16:56am

re: #787 HoosierHoops
"The hoopster loves to cut a rug."
Methinks the hoopster is somewhat older than he's let on out here if he uses the phrase to cut a rug! LOL!

822 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:17:42am

re: #813 realwest

Hi there! Glad you had such a pleasant evening (moonbats notwithstanding) but ya know you coulda said "It's not to late to nominate Hillary" or somesuch - ya know, sorta get the "crowd" abuzzing!


you are wicked RW..
/how about..Does anyone know where the local PUMA group meets? I'd like to join.

823 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:18:07am

re: #789 realwest

I think I could beat Obama at ANY intellectual game

He'd kick your ass in a game of "who can say 'uhhhhh' the most".

824 lawhawk  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:18:35am

re: #786 Occasional Reader

Heh.

825 laZardo  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:18:36am

Gooooood evening, just had my daily dose of cynicism topped with the cherry that is the local State of the Nation address. How is everyone?

826 MandyManners  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:18:37am

One of my favorite things to do on a Sunday is drive by the golf course, open the window and scream, "GO HOME TO YOUR WIVES AND KIDS". Then, I haul ass outta' there.

827 jcm  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:18:37am

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a crowd.

99 days.

McCain '08

828 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:18:53am

re: #819 quickjustice

An angry chimp has been known to tear off his zookeeper's testicles. Now that's what I call deterrence! And this chimp knows something about self-defense.

I say, run this chimp for the Congress! We could hardly do worse.

This chimp vs the Iranian ugly dwarf. Loser gives up nuclear technology.

829 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:19:08am

re: #821 realwest

"The hoopster loves to cut a rug."
Methinks the hoopster is somewhat older than he's let on out here if he uses the phrase to cut a rug! LOL!

i got that expression from the movie 'major Payne'
LOL

830 lawhawk  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:19:54am

re: #823 Occasional Reader

Not true. I'm sure 90% of those who see Obama in person are reduced to being a stammering and blathering idiot who cannot put together a coherent thought. After all, the media says it is so. /

831 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:20:01am

re: #821 realwest

"The hoopster loves to cut a rug."
Methinks the hoopster is somewhat older than he's let on out here if he uses the phrase to cut a rug! LOL!

The line shows up in a Lynrd Skynrd song (Give Me Three Steps), so it didn't go out of use that long ago.

832 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:20:11am

re: #826 MandyManners

One of my favorite things to do on a Sunday is drive by the golf course, open the window and scream, "GO HOME TO YOUR WIVES AND KIDS". Then, I haul ass outta' there.

That was You?
Stop and have a snort with the boys next time.

833 3 wood  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:21:04am

re: #808 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Me smarter now. Would have thought it'd be harder.

So, Tiger is really not that good?


The pro tourmanents are set up to score. The fairways are not watered for a few days so they get rock hard and the ball rolls 80 yards off the tee shots in the fairway. Conversely, the greens are watered a lot so you can throw darts at the pins and make the ball stick or back up. The rough is usually cut shorter about 280 to 320 off the tee so any wild tee shots can be hit and spun a lot more. They also put in that while silica sand into the bunkers that is so easy to hit out of and get spin, not that brownish crumbled clay stuff that we weekend hackers have to play out of.

Hard to see the differences on TV but easy to see if you walk the course.

834 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:22:06am

re: #812 opnion Hey, if I actually got him into a ring, it'd take more than a crappy old lightning bolt to stop me - at least if it held off for a minute or so - 30 seconds for me to take off the gloves and then..........!

The crowd would then be chanting "Go Hillary"! LOL!

835 jcm  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:22:17am

re: #833 3 wood

BIG GOLF IS RIPPING US OFF!

836 Kenneth  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:22:36am

re: #792 WriterMom

Good morning! The only thing worse than cheap tipping for a fellow's chances, is to complain to the waitress about the food or service. I once had the pleasure of sitting next to a table while a date-in-progress was going from bad to worse. The guy had already sent his food back once, his date rolling her eyes. When he called the waitress over to complain yet again, his date said to him, "Here, let me help" and she reached over & tipped the plate full of linguine into his lap. She then got up & walked out of the restaurant to the applause of the other patrons.

837 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:22:39am

re: #832 Capitalist Tool

* snort as in keeping with terms from a bygone era, meaning a stiff one, or rather a stiff belt, or a drink- not snort as in nose candy

838 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:23:46am

Hey all y'all - PLEASE go to #772 and follow the link and vote for coz! Please.

839 Kenneth  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:23:59am

re: #826 MandyManners

Have you thought, maybe the wives don't want the men at home?

840 WriterMom  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:24:16am

So-the WriterMom household had a Garbage Sale on Sunday with an express plea for no 'early birds'.

Guess what the first two things were that the 'early birds' were looking for?

841 opnion  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:24:32am

re: #823 Occasional Reader

He'd kick your ass in a game of "who can say 'uhhhhh' the most".

Er, ummm, waddya mean?

842 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:24:50am

re: #836 Kenneth

Good morning! The only thing worse than cheap tipping for a fellow's chances, is to complain to the waitress about the food or service. I once had the pleasure of sitting next to a table while a date-in-progress was going from bad to worse. The guy had already sent his food back once, his date rolling her eyes. When he called the waitress over to complain yet again, his date said to him, "Here, let me help" and she reached over & tipped the plate full of linguine into his lap. She then got up & walked out of the restaurant to the applause of the other patrons.

It's the simplest thing- watch how your date treats others because that is how they will someday treat you.

843 WriterMom  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:25:44am

re: #842 Capitalist Tool

I tell all my single friends 'the guy who is not nice to the waiter is not a nice guy'.

PERIOD.

844 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:25:51am

re: #840 WriterMom

So-the WriterMom household had a Garbage Sale on Sunday with an express plea for no 'early birds'.

Guess what the first two things were that the 'early birds' were looking for?

Ok, I give up- What?

845 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:26:03am

re: #822 HoosierHoops
What on earth is PUMA (and please don't tell me "cougar" or "Mountain Lion")?

846 Kenneth  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:26:12am

re: #842 Capitalist Tool

Yup & it cuts both ways.

847 jcm  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:26:27am

re: #842 Capitalist Tool

It's the simplest thing- watch how your date treats others because that is how they will someday treat you.

Hang out with your date's family. See how their parents behave.

848 WriterMom  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:26:33am

re: #844 Capitalist Tool

1. Gold jewlery.
2. Morphine.

I AM NOT KIDDING.

849 Kenneth  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:26:51am

re: #840 WriterMom

So-the WriterMom household had a Garbage Sale on Sunday with an express plea for no 'early birds'.

Guess what the first two things were that the 'early birds' were looking for?

Alarm clocks?

850 opnion  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:27:08am

re: #834 realwest

Hey, if I actually got him into a ring, it'd take more than a crappy old lightning bolt to stop me - at least if it held off for a minute or so - 30 seconds for me to take off the gloves and then..........!

The crowd would then be chanting "Go Hillary"! LOL!


Now thats the spirit! Lighting bolt? I have to laugh.
But hey what if his henchmen grabbed you, duct taped you into a chair & made you listen to his speeches?

851 laZardo  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:27:30am

re: #845 realwest

Isn't that a shoe brand?

852 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:28:03am

re: #845 realwest

What on earth is PUMA (and please don't tell me "cougar" or "Mountain Lion")?

The Hillary side of the dem party started a new movement after she lost.
puma stands for party unity my ass and they claim they will only vote for McCain.

853 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:28:32am

re: #823 Occasional Reader Uhhhh. Crap, you're right. But not if I challenge him to a game of History Trivial Pursuit - especially American History Trivial Pursuit!
I would most definitely kick his ass!
'course then again so would any third grader, but the point still stands!

854 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:28:45am

re: #843 WriterMom

I tell all my single friends 'the guy who is not nice to the waiter is not a nice guy'.

PERIOD.

Girls like "nice" guys?
That's the ultimate in femme code- talk- "you're a nice guy".
She says that, and she's just given me reason to shine her on down the road.
It will never work out after they say that.
Never.

855 Kenneth  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:28:50am

re: #848 WriterMom

1. Gold jewlery.
2. Morphine.

I AM NOT KIDDING.

Fortunately, you had a huge cache of both to unload. WTF?

856 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:29:34am

re: #850 opnion

Now thats the spirit! Lighting bolt? I have to laugh.
But hey what if his henchmen grabbed you, duct taped you into a chair & made you listen to his speeches?

I envision those things that held Alex's eyes open in A Clockwork Orange.
Torture! Call the ACLU and Amnesty International!
Oh, they think it is fine unless Bush does it.

857 jcm  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:29:35am

re: #853 realwest

Uhhhh. Crap, you're right. But not if I challenge him to a game of History Trivial Pursuit - especially American History Trivial Pursuit!
I would most definitely kick his ass!
'course then again so would any third grader, but the point still stands!

Go for Con Law.

Wipe the floor with 'em.

858 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:29:47am

re: #848 WriterMom

1. Gold jewlery.
2. Morphine.

I AM NOT KIDDING.

Help 'em out?

859 opnion  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:29:51am

re: #853 realwest

Uhhhh. Crap, you're right. But not if I challenge him to a game of History Trivial Pursuit - especially American History Trivial Pursuit!
I would most definitely kick his ass!
'course then again so would any third grader, but the point still stands!


Ah, umm , er what, ah, ah does that mean?

860 coz  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:30:28am

Does anyone hang out in here all day anymore, here in the basement, otherwise known as the 'dead thread'?

861 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:30:58am

re: #826 MandyManners
Hi Mandy! You have an unusual way to have fun, I must say!
Uh, what do the Women Golfers say? LOL!

Hope you're doing well today Mandy.

862 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:31:23am

Dating tip:
If your lady companion lets it be known that she hates or dislikes her own father, or bristles if you mention her father, then she's not the girl for you.

863 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:31:49am

re: #840 WriterMom

So-the WriterMom household had a Garbage Sale

The economy must be in worse shape than I thought!

864 laZardo  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:32:02am

re: #852 HoosierHoops

Greenheart'd for reference.

865 opnion  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:32:03am

re: #856 Kosh's Shadow

I envision those things that held Alex's eyes open in A Clockwork Orange.
Torture! Call the ACLU and Amnesty International!
Oh, they think it is fine unless Bush does it.

Right, listening to Big Brother is not considered torture in ACLU circles.

866 Dirk Diggler  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:32:06am

Capitalist Tool,

That's the ultimate in femme code- talk- "you're a nice guy".
She says that, and she's just given me reason to shine her on down the road.
It will never work out after they say that.
Never.

"You're a nice guy" universally translates into "You'll never get any from me".

867 WriterMom  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:32:27am

re: #854 Capitalist Tool

Well, nice-but not nerdy obviously is a bonus. What I am referring to is when someone is on a date, and the guy is so rude to the waiter, snarky, holier than thou, yet the girl insists 'oh he's so nice, and he brought me flowers, blah blah blah'. If someone is rude to service people-they are rude.

I admit, 'nice' is sometimes the 'kiss off of death' for a guy. But, that's often when women are still in their 'bad guy' stage. Not that I would have a clue what that is about...

868 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:32:29am

re: #862 Capitalist Tool

Dating tip:
If your lady companion lets it be known that she hates or dislikes her own father, or bristles if you mention her father, then she's not the girl for you.

/does that tip still apply if she is smoking hot?
//

869 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:32:39am

re: #848 WriterMom

1. Gold jewlery.
2. Morphine.

I AM NOT KIDDING.

And, they assumed you had morphine for sale because....?

870 WriterMom  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:33:20am

re: #863 Occasional Reader

I did that on purpose. Garbage! Meaning-stuff that I think is crap, too. Say it with a French accent, though.

871 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:33:32am

re: #831 Kosh's Shadow
There's always one in every crowd.
Thank you for that information Kosh's Shadow.

(pain in the butt, try to make a joke and out come the facts, fer cryin' out loud!)

872 lawhawk  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:34:08am

re: #868 HoosierHoops

If she's smoking hot, get a fire hose.

873 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:34:24am

re: #862 Capitalist Tool

Dating tip:
If your lady companion lets it be known that she hates or dislikes her own father, or bristles if you mention her father, then she's not the girl for you.

Also, if she returns from the ladies' room dabbing at her nose, and when you ask what happened, she says, "I sniffed something. Are you going to judge me now?!", that's definitely a downer, too.

(My personal favorite first-date story. She was gorgeous, too, it was really too bad.)

874 bosforus  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:34:47am

back from my 4 day weekend. what'd i miss?

875 WriterMom  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:34:53am

re: #869 Occasional Reader

I haven't got a clue. Maybe some people sell leftover prescriptions? Maybe they got the wrong address? My husband was freaking out.

876 pingjockey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:35:02am

re: #870 WriterMom
I saw one once spelled GROJ sale. Get Rid Of Junk sale.

877 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:35:34am

re: #867 WriterMom

yet the girl insists 'oh he's so nice, and he brought me flowers, blah blah blah'. If someone is rude to service people-they are rude.

And that's because many, MANY women are attracted to insufferable, flaming arseholes when it comes to men.

878 WriterMom  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:36:02am

re: #873 Occasional Reader

Oy. That is really a date from hell.

879 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:36:03am

re: #868 HoosierHoops

/does that tip still apply if she is smoking hot?
//

That goes double if she's smokin' hot.
Such women have already learned all there is to know about manipulating men. Toss in a hateful hidden (often unknown even to themselves) agenda and you have the makings of disaster.

880 Iron Fist  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:36:23am

re: #875 WriterMom,

At least they didn't ask for crack. You have a lot of junkies in your neighborhood?

881 realwest  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:36:32am

re: #836 Kenneth Hey Kenneth - I have to disagree with you on the service part, anyway. If I get crappy service in a restaurant, I just won't leave a tip. Course if I get could service, I'll usually leave a 20-25% tip.
And if I order something well done and it's still moving when the plate is put in front of me, damn right I'll send it back!
Just saying...........................!

882 WriterMom  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:37:06am

re: #872 lawhawk

Silly lawhawk. Firehoses are for firemen.

883 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:37:12am

re: #827 jcm

May we count on you for # of Days updates?

Gosh, the urgency will be palpable.

884 Capitalist Tool  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:37:28am

re: #873 Occasional Reader

Also, if she returns from the ladies' room dabbing at her nose, and when you ask what happened, she says, "I sniffed something. Are you going to judge me now?!", that's definitely a downer, too.

(My personal favorite first-date story. She was gorgeous, too, it was really too bad.)

A druggie layin' a trip on you- what a delightful experience.

885 WriterMom  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:37:49am

re: #880 Iron Fist

Actually no-not that I am aware of.

886 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:37:52am

re: #878 WriterMom

Oy. That is really a date from hell.

And she couldn't figure out why I stopped returning her calls.

887 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:38:04am

Well i was cutt'n a rug at a place called jugs with a girl named linda lou..
When in walked mandy with a bat in her hand trying wack you know who..
I said wait a minute mandy I didn't even kiss her..I want no trouble with you..

888 pingjockey  Mon, Jul 28, 2008 7:38:07am