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Wed, Jul 30, 2008 at 10:16:51 am PDT

The act of a deeply dysfunctional society: Saudi religious police ban pet cats and dogs.

Saudi Arabia’s religious police have announced a ban on selling cats and dogs as pets, or walking them in public in the Saudi capital, because of men using them as a means of making passes at women, an official said on Wednesday.

Othman al-Othman, head of the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice in Riyadh, known as the Muttawa, told the Saudi edition of al-Hayat daily that the commission has started enforcing an old religious edict.

He said the commission was implementing a decision taken a month ago by the acting governor of the capital, Prince Sattam bin Abdul Aziz, adding that it follows an old edict issued by the supreme council of Saudi scholars.

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1 hooligan  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:18:04am

They walk CATS in the Magic Kingdom?

2 Leonidas Hoplite  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:18:36am

Now they've done it. Wait until the whack-jobs at ALF find out.

3 Adrenalyn  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:19:07am

off topic


Obama wants reparations and says it in plain English

[Link: starbulletin.com...]

4 Sizzlack  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:19:19am

Ah nothing like a good ole cat and dog ban to sexually repress your society even more.

5 Pyrocles  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:19:22am

Wouldn't pet dogs already be illegal in Saudi Arabia, since they're Shaitan's spies? Or maybe that was only black dogs...can't remember :|

6 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:19:31am

Camel and Goat schtupping is still allowed however

7 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:20:11am

re: #4 Sizzlack

Ah nothing like a good ole cat and dog ban to sexually repress your society even more.

Nice pussy...cat.

8 jcm  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:20:33am

Cat pass fever!

9 Sharmuta  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:20:35am

If it is a creature capable of love than it must be hara'am.

10 debutaunt  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:20:40am

Oh cut it out. Someone just made this up.

11 christheprofessor  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:21:12am

Those bastards!

12 Ostracized  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:21:21am

I'm surprised they ever allowed dogs!

13 jcm  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:21:29am

Do they all CAT scans? Those are very revealing. PET scans could be a problem also.

14 ORD neighbor  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:21:48am

But they still have camel beauty pageants. Hmm...

15 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:21:59am
"because of men using them as a means of making passes at women, an official said on Wednesday."

How "western" of them. Old tricks are new again!

16 CIA Reject  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:21:59am

Since cats are nature's way of letting you know who you should not associate with I'm surprised that any of them even live in the KSA.

17 DeathtotheSwiss  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:22:10am

What's next? They going to forbid women the chance to drive automobiles and vote?

18 Bubblehead II  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:22:11am

There is no joy in Islam.

19 Spider Mensch  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:22:20am

and in a side note...dogs and cats in the kingdom welcome the ban...they hate going out in the 115 F degree saudi heat to make doody...

20 lawhawk  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:22:29am
The reason behind reinforcing the edict now was a rising fashion among some men using pets in public "to make passes on women and disturb families," he said, without giving more details.

The Saudis have far deeper issues than banning dogs and cats.

21 Lobosan5  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:22:33am

god does not smile on a catless nation!

22 jlp309  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:22:38am

It's that good ol' "Religion of Peace" at work. Are you sure they didn't take a page from the Salem witchcraft trials - blaming cats for being the devil in disguise.

23 BingoBunny  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:22:55am

so men walking their dog as a pick up line for women.. how about banning Mercedes convertibles for the same reason?

24 Sizzlack  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:23:24am

re: #14 ORD neighbor

But they still have camel beauty pageants. Hmm...

Camels will always be allowed. They're just too damn sexy.

25 Ben Hur  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:23:31am

Saying "Nice pussy" is a capital offense.

26 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:24:01am

Fornicating with goats is still OK.

Allah says so.

27 bosforus  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:24:09am

Never before have I wanted the saying Raining Cats and Dogs to be more true.

28 jcm  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:24:09am

re: #24 Sizzlack

Camels will always be allowed. They're just too damn sexy.

All those toes............

29 brainwizard73  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:24:12am

So this means that people are walking pets to pick up women, right?

Does this mean that other things will be banned in Saudi Arabia? The list of things used to pick up women is long:

Cars
Jewelery
Clothes
Being President of the United States...(sorry Bill)
Being a millionaire trial lawyer...(sorry John)

All this other stuff is now off limits, right?

30 Killgore Trout  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:24:17am

The quest to remove all joy from life continues.

31 Socratease  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:24:23am

Cats were a favorite of Mohamed. Now we know why.

32 Barking Pumpkin  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:24:24am

Huh? A little pussy never hurt anybody!

33 christheprofessor  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:24:33am

re: #25 Ben Hur

Saying "Nice pussy" is a capital offense.

I wonder what petting one would bring....

34 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:24:44am

Starvin'! Out for now. Chili's black bean burger with my name on it right now. Mmmmm.

35 GregInSeattle  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:24:52am

These crazy people are exporting about 8,700,000 barrels a day, making about $1,000,000,000 A DAY! They are becoming crazy rich. We gotta watch them carefully.

36 lifeofthemind  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:24:52am

Remember kindly old Professor Merlin Bowen explaining that when Captain Ahab threw away his pipe it indicated his separation from humanity. Wahabism demands the systematic denial of everything that makes God's creation in his own image a Human Being. A neighbor woman once said to me when she saw my puppy, "We do not have pets, we have children." She meant it in a nice way I think.

37 jcm  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:24:57am

re: #26 JammieWearingFool

Fornicating with goats is still OK.

Allah says so.

Just don't sell the meat in your village, the village down the road is a-okay.

38 Iron Fist  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:24:59am

re: #15 Fat Bastard Vegetarian,

What's odd is that the Saudis are actually making passes at women. This pisses off the camels, who are jealous...

39 Sharmuta  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:25:49am

Thou shalt not love anything but allah and his messenger mohammed.

Do not love your wives- beat them

Do not love your children- send them off to die for allah, or marry off the girls to old men to have children of their own to send off to die for allah.

Do love your pets- they distract you from beating wives and sending your children off to die for allah.

40 The Other Les  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:25:57am

That is simply ridiculous

That's almost as silly as the time Fat Freddy and his cat got stuck in a Middle Eastern dump of a country and ended up selling them a load of kitty litter. Or was a that a comic book?

41 DistantThunder  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:25:57am

We just adopted another two kittens: so now we have 4 black cats

Bagera
White Sox aka Chicago
Tattoo aka Megatron aka Dipstick
Eclipse

Also dog sitting for darling daughter's Carin Terrier: Sadie

And bringing on another dog to housesit this weekend.

We may be adding the cats from a friend who is losing her house to predatory lending (she told them that she couldn't afford the payment, but they told her that she could re-fi 4 months later to a lower rate - they lied. She has to be out in 1 week.)

This pet ban is proof that the Saudis are monsters.

42 CIA Reject  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:26:08am
"because of men using them as a means of making passes at women, an official said on Wednesday."

That's right! Men shouldn't make passes at women- they should have their marriages arranged during childhood like allah intended!

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43 Pyrocles  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:26:25am

Islam considers dogs (particularly black ones) to be spies of Satan.

re: #22 jlp309

It's that good ol' "Religion of Peace" at work. Are you sure they didn't take a page from the Salem witchcraft trials - blaming cats for being the devil in disguise.

44 HelloDare  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:26:27am

Simple solution: Dog and cat burkas.

45 The Other Les  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:26:38am

re: #16 CIA Reject

Since cats are nature's way of letting you know who you should not associate with I'm surprised that any of them even live in the KSA.

Tribbles are forbidden too.

46 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:26:52am

re: #21 Lobosan5

god does not smile on a catless nation!

OH, I like that!

47 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:26:55am

Oh Noes, now what we do?

48 DeathtotheSwiss  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:27:10am

re: #26 JammieWearingFool

Fornicating with goats is still OK.

Allah says so.

You have to kill the goat afterwards friend. And the only way you can eat the meat is if you are too poor to go without it.

49 Steffan  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:27:10am

If ever there was a reason to restart domestic drilling, letting the Saudis go peacefully back into their 8th Century cave would be numero uno.

Next time, we'll know better than to let them out.

50 Sizzlack  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:27:11am

re: #28 jcm

All those toes............


I'm a little surprised that the Saudis dont have a calendar with pictures of camels in bikinis and hooker heels.

51 CIA Reject  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:27:14am

re: #26 JammieWearingFool

Fornicating with goats is still OK.

Allah says so.

As long as you pawn the goat off on a neighboring village afterwards...

/Wanna buy a goat?.......

52 lifeofthemind  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:27:15am

Then again they may be on to something. My dog is so cute he could be a real chick magnet, except that he gets excited and offers two paws followed by tongue mouth and obvious signs of excitement.

"NO, put that away now!"

53 DistantThunder  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:28:19am

re: #20 lawhawk

The Saudis have far deeper issues than banning dogs and cats.

Yes, lets not focus on domestic violence, honor killings, or jihadist - lets get those cute cats and dogs. Seems like the Saudi men can't handle looking upon anything beautiful. Maybe that's why they've inherited that G-d forsaken wasteland of Saudi Arabia.

54 CIA Reject  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:28:22am

re: #45 The Other Les

Tribbles are forbidden too.

LOL!

55 brainwizard73  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:28:54am

re: #44 HelloDare

Durkas and Curkas?

56 jcm  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:29:07am

re: #50 Sizzlack

I'm a little surprised that the Saudis dont have a calendar with pictures of camels in bikinis and hooker heels.

You laugh......

57 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:31:47am

re: #43 Pyrocles

Islam considers dogs (particularly black ones) to be spies of Satan.

Well, our three black standard poodles will be glad to spy on any Muslims sneaking around. But for us, not Stan.
Maybe it will keep the Muslims away. And they are very lovable dogs (just don't walk into the yard)

58 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:32:32am

re: #1 hooligan

They walk CATS in the Magic Kingdom?

Lots of sand, full of shit - it's a giant litter box!

59 Sizzlack  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:32:51am

re: #56 jcm

That was good. This one had me rolling on the floor

Ahmadinejad by Degas

60 MandyManners  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:33:07am
61 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:33:11am

re: #45 The Other Les

Tribbles are forbidden too.

That's because they react to Muslims like they react to Klingons.
The difference is that Klingons do have honor; they'll fight for their honor, not kill a relative. And they prefer to die in battle against a worthy foe, not while killing civilians.

62 brainwizard73  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:33:18am

re: #58 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Lots of sand, full of shit - it's a giant litter box!

Probably needs scooping.

Sooner rather than later.

63 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:33:20am
deeply dysfunctional society

Another way to look at it is a society with a deeply dysfunctional "religion". Wahhabi Islam is so much made-by-man that it's a joke.

64 CheDub  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:33:28am

Next thing theyll ban taking your toddler out and using it as a "chick magnet". Then they're gonna ban babies all together...you know, this may not be such a bad trend.

65 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:34:19am

re: #46 goddessoftheclassroom

OH, I like that!

Welllll ... personally, I wouldn't.

66 alegrias  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:34:29am

Send this thread to all your animal loving friends. Maybe PETA and the Humane Society and others will be "outraged" enough to join the fight against this radical expansionist ideology that hates pets.

67 jcm  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:34:34am

re: #59 Sizzlack

That was good. This one had me rolling on the floor

Ahmadinejad by Degas

Excellent, the official portrait!

68 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:34:37am

re: #28 jcm

All those toes............

This is now the cameltoe thread!

69 Dahveed  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:35:36am

I have a lot of difficulty respecting a culture that treats women and dogs with such disdain. As far as I'm concerned they will remain in the dark ages until they learn to accept women as equal members of society (and as incredibly beautiful human beings), and dogs as man's best friend.

70 NoSubmission  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:35:52am

I'm just surprised that there are ANY dogs or cats in the Unmagic Kingdom at all.

71 karmic_inquisitor  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:36:30am

re: #35 GregInSeattle

These crazy people are exporting about 8,700,000 barrels a day, making about $1,000,000,000 A DAY! They are becoming crazy rich. We gotta watch them carefully.

If we drill enough holes, build enough Nukes and build enough electric cars we can watch them kill each other in the rear view mirror.

72 unclassifiable  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:36:54am

Another wiley move by the Pro-Ignorance movement.

An endless supply of stoopid.

73 karmic_inquisitor  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:37:53am

There needs to be a Sharia Font with each character made up of swords and severed limbs.

74 jcm  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:37:55am

re: #68 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

This is now the cameltoe thread!

Pussies, bitches and cameltoes....
Great thread.

75 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:41:19am

I have yet to see any cat deign to the indignity of being walked. Feed 'em, give them a lap to shed all over, fine. But being walked? PULEEEZE!

76 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:42:23am

re: #75 FurryOldGuyJeans

I have yet to see any cat deign to the indignity of being walked.
Feed 'em, give them a lap to shed all over, fine. But being walked?
PULEEEZE!

A lesbian couple (surprise) take their cat out for walks in my neighborhood.

77 Annar  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:42:30am

I thought Mo liked cats. For example from his sayings (ahadith):

“They (cats) are not impure and they intermingle with you.” (Narrated by Abu Dawud)

Both Al-Bukhari and Muslim mention a hadith concerning a woman who locked up a cat, refusing to feed it and not releasing it so that it could feed itself. The Prophet Muhammad said that her punishment on the Day of Judgment will be torture and Hell.

Dogs do not fare so well but that Saudi commissioner is not respecting felines as the master child molester would have liked and thus should be flogged with the cat of nine tails!

78 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:42:31am

What about pet pigs?

/oh, never mind

79 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:48:31am
80 uptight  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:48:56am

Daily life in the death star.

81 Land Shark  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:49:36am

Man, is there anything that's fun, enjoyable, pleasureable that Islam doesn't hate? Oh, wait, they love hating, stoning, killing, oppressing, raping, beheading and generally taking the joy out of life. Never mind.

82 astronmr20  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:49:53am

I can has less wahabbiz, plz?

83 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:51:31am

This cat is in serious need of be being walked.

I don't know what is worse, being named Princess Chunk or weighing 44 pounds.

84 experiencedtraveller  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:51:32am

Muslim hatred of dogs.

/Helping US Special Forces since 9-12-01!

85 astronmr20  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:53:06am
86 American Jewess In Jerusalem  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:53:39am

So it sounds like if you have pets already, you can keep them, you just have to keep them out of the public domain. I am just worried for all the pets over there. I'm sure it's not a good life. The people, I don't care about so much, but I do worry for the animals.

87 astronmr20  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:53:39am

re: #84 experiencedtraveller

Muslim hatred of dogs.

/Helping US Special Forces since 9-12-01!

And helping save humans from wreckage on 9/11/01.

88 Catttt  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:54:01am

Speaking for cats, I officially protest, even though my cats don't like being walked. My Siamese will heel, but if I put a leash on him, he falls over on his side.

89 astronmr20  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:54:10am

re: #86 American Jewess In Jerusalem

So it sounds like if you have pets already, you can keep them, you just have to keep them out of the public domain. I am just worried for all the pets over there. I'm sure it's not a good life. The people, I don't care about so much, but I do worry for the animals.

A majority of the people are under horrible oppression, too.

90 experiencedtraveller  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:54:21am

re: #87 astronmr20

And helping save humans from wreckage on 9/11/01.

Good point.

91 astronmr20  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:54:39am

re: #88 Catttt

Speaking for cats, I officially protest, even though my cats don't like being walked. My Siamese will heel, but if I put a leash on him, he falls over on his side.

I don't blame him. I use the same tactic with GF's...

92 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:55:25am

re: #85 astronmr20

Dis callz 4 dreastik measurez.

Gasp!
It's GODDESS!

*duck*

93 MJBrutus  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:02:20am

One of the more reliable test of a person's character, in my experience, is the way they relate to pets. The Saudis (and so many other Muslims) fail.

94 brent  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:09:21am
"because of men using them as a means of making passes at women, an official said on Wednesday."

What's next, no infants or fake wedding bands? What's a single guy gotta do to get some love in that place?

I'll take the high road and not say incest....

95 cutestguy[deleted]  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:13:24am
96 BackwardsBoy  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:14:00am

Yoo haz kittees? I keeel you!

97 dahozho  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:19:39am

re: #66 alegrias

Send this thread to all your animal loving friends. Maybe PETA and the Humane Society and others will be "outraged" enough to join the fight against this radical expansionist ideology that hates pets.

No, no-- PETA would welcome this move, on the way to "One generation and out..." (Ingrid Newkirk).

PETA is anti-animal AND anti-human. They operate a kill shelter in VA Beach with the highest kill rate in the state, and send their little operatives out to get pets from actual rescue organizations and kill them in PETA vans (NC case). I'm not making this up.

98 debutaunt  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:22:00am

re: #30 Killgore Trout

The quest to remove all joy from life continues.

Next it will be hot fudge and I just won't want to live.

99 jenv  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:26:35am

re: #43 Pyrocles

Islam considers dogs (particularly black ones) to be spies of Satan.


I wonder if that could have anything to do with dogs giving warning to infidels of imminent Muslim attack?

100 debutaunt  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:39:27am

re: #44 HelloDare

Simple solution: Dog and cat burkas.

Dog barkas.

101 Occam's Beard  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:40:17am

Why do the men have to resort to walking dogs? Any family occasion would be a prime pickup spot: Consanguinity among the Saudi Arabian population

Are Saudi Arabia’s problems now snapping into sharp focus?

102 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:40:26am

re: #100 debutaunt

Dog barkas.

Arf!

... oh, it's not goddess ... never mind

103 debutaunt  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:41:47am

re: #88 Catttt

Speaking for cats, I officially protest, even though my cats don't like being walked. My Siamese will heel, but if I put a leash on him, he falls over on his side.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

104 neocon hippie  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:43:31am

re: #41 DistantThunder

We have two black cats: Sabrina (3 yrs) and Arielle (4 months).

My icon is Ripple (RIP), who was murdered by a pit bull in May (while Ms. NCH and I were vacationing in Italy)

105 sadatoni  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:48:20am

Depravity knows no bounds.

106 wrenchwench  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:49:53am

John McCain has a black and white cat named Oreo. I read it in an AP article a few weeks ago. The family has several other pets, too.

107 Cygnus  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:50:40am

re: #58 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Lots of sand, full of shit - it's a giant litter box!

Which needs scooping out by the IDF very badly.

108 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:52:00am

re: #106 wrenchwench

John McCain has a black and white cat named Oreo. I read it in an AP article a few weeks ago. The family has several other pets, too.

Having named it Oreo is proof of McCain's segregationist mindset.

/s

109 Dad O' Blondes  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:53:40am

Phone calls to the cat meat imam in Australia seeking comment were not returned by press time.

Meow, Wuff.

.

110 Cygnus  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:53:43am

re: #95 cutestguy

they are gonna ban my icon too?

And mine? He coughs up a hairball in their general direction!

111 Cygnus  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:54:23am

re: #100 debutaunt

Dog barkas.

Cat purrkas.

112 Sir Napsalot  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:55:27am

#18 Bubblehead II 7/30/08 10:22:11 am
There is no joy in Islam.

There is no joylove in Islam.

There, fixed it.

113 rockman  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:56:22am

Are male veterinarians allowed to examine female animals in Saudi Arabia?
Just asking...I'm guessing it's HARAM!

114 dahozho  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 12:00:00pm

re: #113 rockman

Maybe we should first ask if there are any vets in S.A.? Just wondering... although the way the men seem to fawn over their camels...

115 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 12:12:02pm
Saudi Arabia’s religious police have announced a ban on selling cats and dogs as pets, or walking them in public in the Saudi capital, because of men using them as a means of making passes at women, an official said on Wednesday.

Next thing you know, they'll ban babies. Having a baby in tow is the best way in the world to attract girls in a public place.
I found this out in college when my parents shanghaid me into watching my 18 month old kid brother. I ended up having to take him to the campus with me. He was a cute little blond-haired tyke and the chicks absolutely mobbed us.
This is the same brother who is now deployed in Iraq with an armored cavalary regiment.

116 vagabond trader  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 12:13:29pm

The Obama does not have much love for 4 legged critters either.

117 Noah's Arrrgh  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 12:20:10pm

re: #44 HelloDare

Simple solution: Dog and cat burkas.

I suppose for the dog, they would be barkas.

118 Joan Not of Arc  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 12:24:06pm

Oh my God, these guys are a whole new ball of crazy!
Dogs are man's best friend and cats (if the Mummy movies have taught me anything) can sense evil and are guardians of the underworld.
That must be it.

119 Dave the.....  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 12:42:32pm

Well, my girlfriend says she always gets hit on by creepy old guys at the dog park.

My cat, on the other, is kind of a lady's man.

120 Sir Napsalot  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 12:52:05pm

BTW, "Saudi religious police ban pet cats and dogs"
is kind of mis-leading.

"Ban pet cats and dogs" means either ship them eslewhere or destroy (slaughter) them.

However, banning from walking pets in public is totally different.

121 The Old Pike-fish  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 12:53:30pm

re: #17 DeathtotheSwiss

What's next? They going to forbid women the chance to drive automobiles and vote?

Or they'll just ban women outright.

Problem Solved!

122 nyc redneck  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 1:30:36pm

what a dark and awful ruling from the loathsome 'supreme council of saudi barbarians'
and they are pushing their backward beliefs all over the world w/ money to burn.
i heart goes out to the saudi dog lovers. obviously there are some.

123 Wilderstad  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 1:58:30pm

Banning critters that have done nothing but benefit man throughout the ages...that takes a special sort of insanity. It's the Islam.

124 the_flying_pig  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 2:04:40pm

Can we ban Saudi Arabia from the planet? Can we table the motion to the worthless UN?

125 Tamron  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 2:09:15pm

re: #121 The Old Pike-fish

Or they'll just ban women outright.

Problem Solved!

No, no, no. Women must serve SOME kind of purpose.

Let me see -- how is this for an extremely radical, barbaric suggestion:

Make women wear black potato sacks in public, and also take away their rights to become educated, vote, and drive an automobile, and for good measure carve up their female parts and give them a good beating now and then. That'll solve the 'female problem'.

--What's that, you say..... ?
.

126 Cali White Bear  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 2:15:28pm

Medieval backwards-ass savages.

There's simply no other way to explain this.

127 Gretchen  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 2:26:38pm

And by "women" we mean 9 year olds. Funny don't child molesters in this country use puppies and kittens to lure young children...however, we just ban child molesting instead.

128 debutaunt  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 3:05:42pm

re: #111 Cygnus

Cat purrkas.

Good one!

129 Timbre  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 4:16:41pm

The Muslim Theocops should execute all cute children...That way, uncles and brothers couldn't take the cute kids to the park as it is a well known fact that cute kids make their ugly brothers and uncles more handsome, thus, making the brothers and uncles more attractive to the single women who are out strolling with other uncles and brothers....

/don't anyone dare to ask for a sarc tag!

130 rawmuse  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 4:21:00pm

No pets, no booze, no (good) music, no smoking, no unmarried sex.
What a joyless people.

131 Inquisitive  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 4:25:58pm

So glad to see my link on the open thread got a thread of it's own....just got to log in for few minuetes this a.m. to post this link and then come back this eve and see it was news enough to get a thread.

132 gymnast  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 4:35:33pm

Having lived in Riyadh in the past for several years, the Mutawah's ban on cats and dogs will get very ugly. Children chasing, stoning, stomping, and burning the animals ugly.

133 cincinnati_kid37  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 6:24:29pm

I assume they'll start killing the animals now. What else would they do with them?

134 Ballistic4N6  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 6:55:31pm

That's it! I've been wondering what to name our next cat/dog that we bring home from the Rescue folk...

"Mo" for Mohammad if it is a boy dog/cat,
or for a female:"Burky"

Any more ideas Lizards?

135 Aussie Infidel  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 7:36:38pm

I thought that the average Saudi ATE cats and dogs?

Maybe they were just bringing home dinner?

136 Colonel Panik  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 8:19:07pm

re: #134 Ballistic4N6

That's it! I've been wondering what to name our next cat/dog that we bring home from the Rescue folk...

"Mo" for Mohammad if it is a boy dog/cat,
or for a female:"Burky"

Any more ideas Lizards?

If a cat:
Yassir Furricat
Hassan Hairballah

If a dog:
Osama bin Howlin

137 ploome hineni[deleted]  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 8:29:40pm
138 ploome hineni[deleted]  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 8:31:04pm
139 ploome hineni[deleted]  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 8:31:12pm
140 ratherdashing  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 8:34:29pm

Well some dogs should be banned:

World's Ugliest Dog

141 UncleSam  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:23:20pm

Theirs is a truly psychopathic society.

142 Ban Draoi  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:41:39pm

re: #3 Adrenalyn

So Obama wants reparations?

Get ready for Civil War v2.0.

143 Ban Draoi  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 10:51:42pm

re: #93 MJBrutus

Robert Kocher, one of my favorite writers and clinical psychologist, said that the best test of a person's character is how that person treats a dog. According to him, that one test provided a more accurate insight into character than all of the psychological tests that are available.

144 Flavia  Wed, Jul 30, 2008 11:47:59pm

I suppose I am being too optimistic by noting that this is at least a step towards blaming men for their own actions. Yes, they are banning animals (hopefully not slaughtering them), but they do say that it's because men are committing wrongful acts! When a woman is involved, there is never any suggestion that he man is to blame in the slightest.

145 Goosio  Thu, Jul 31, 2008 3:39:47am

The best thing that could happen is the Saudi police remove this and everything else that could help men make passes at women. Then the Saudis would stop breeding, and go the way of the dinosaurs...whose decomposed bodies under their soil are the only reason this shitty kingdom matters at all.

146 gutneshama  Thu, Jul 31, 2008 11:32:42am

It will be interesting to see if PETA makes a statement about this. I just don't understand why G-d allows these creatures from outer space to exist amongst us. Sooner of later this pure evil has to burn itself out.

147 verbatim  Fri, Aug 1, 2008 7:46:01am

We're obviously sinking further into the abyss. Once they adopt this new edict, they will then need to find the next stringency to prove they love Allah. Just like gutneshama (#146) said, you'd think that the pure evil would burn itself out. However, I think we have quite a way to go before this Religion of Peace™ is able to wake up and get out of the 12th century.


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