And they say that the Christian televangelists are the only ones with the worst pent-up desires...

Off with his head.

But Cheech and Chong are like so thirty years ago!

It was the Smoke side of the Smoke & Mirrors equation that tipped 'em off.

re: #3 The Other Les

Didn't you hear? They're back.

/didn't see that coming either...

Apparently, there isn't an Arabic word for hypocrite.

I'm sure it was for medicinal use. Maybe they'll let him have some just before he's stoned to death....

"The suspect confessed that he and his wife take drugs..."

"The b*tch set me up!"

Hey, it (almost) worked as an excuse for Marion Barry...

/////////////

I thought this story was hysterical. Especially the bit about the hash being 'for personal use'. That's allowed under shari'a? Who knew?

Anyone - can you infuse dates with hash? Uh...Just curious.

That's like 2 or 3 J's?

I was under the impression that hashish was permissible under sharia law, while alcohol is haram.

Dubai is brave to expose this person.

The JOOOOOS set me up!

Eh. It this were the worst thing that Saudi bigwigs got up to, the world would be a much better place.

re: #5 laZardo

Didn't you hear? They're back.

/didn't see that coming either...

I'll believe it when I see the movie.

re: #15 Sunlight

I thought it was Doobie, not Dubai...

re: #6 acwgusa

Apparently, there isn't an Arabic word for hypocrite.

Its ummah

re: #9 CIA Reject

Hey, Barry did his little slap on thewrist sentance, and then was elected to the Mayor's office again. "Vote for the crack head! It matters!"

I think I'd have to be stoned, too, to live there.

How else is one to get visions from Allah?

Charles, do you mean "arbiters"?

An arbitrator is a negotiator; an arbiter decrees.

Of course they do drugs. It's not like they can drink.

It's OK. He can go to rehab, and all will be forgiven.

/

re: #24 jcm

Maybe the 12th Imam is really the Lizard King. q:

re: #26 Sharmuta

Of course they do drugs. It's not like they can drink.

I'd probably be seething and whining too if I couldn't have a beer or a glass of wine in the evening. In fact, ask my family ...

Hamad Salim bin Naif, who served as head of a Shariah (Islamic law) court in Saudi Arabia, was arrested along with his Moroccan wife after police raided their room in a Dubai hotel on Friday and found four grams of hashish in his possession,

I say planted or tip-off.

How on earth would they know about a finger of hash.

re: #28 laZardo

Maybe the 12th Imam is really the Lizard King. q:

Are there wells in California? I thought Charles hung out beneath the Denver airport. ;)

Habib's Halal Hash, home of the Sharia Stash.

An interesting side note: The word hashish is derived from the name Hasan-i Sabbah who was the founder of the Shia sect know as the Hashshashin, and literally translates to the English word assassins.

re: #21 Iron Fist

Wasn't that his campaign slogan?

re: #31 Cartman

Not sure, but you never know what kind of mind-controlling technology the evil Zionist conspiracy has up their scaly sleeves. (;

re: #30 Ben Hur

I say planted or tip-off.

How on earth would they know about a finger of hash.

Maybe he blabbed to the wrong person. A man like that must have many enemies. Loose lips...

re: #11 Cap'n DOC

Anyone - can you infuse dates with hash? Uh...Just curious.

I don't think so. Are brownies halal?

re: #8 Leonidas Hoplite

I'm sure it was for medicinal use. Maybe they'll let him have some just before he's stoned to death....

I don't know what the law is in Dubai, but if they were caught in Saudi Arabia, they'd lose their heads. I wonder if he'll be pressured to give up his dealers.

re: #33 Ringo the Gringo

"Sir, there is a package for you."
"What is it?"
"Apparently it's just some marijuana rolled up in a newspaper."
"...Put the mansion on full alert, get everyone up and cover all the entrances! I will not be assassinated tonight!"

This guy deserved to get busted- I mean, what a dumbass. He should have vacationed in Vegas. Duh!

re: #41 Sharmuta

This guy deserved to get busted- I mean, what a dumbass. He should have vacationed in Vegas. Duh!

What happens in Dubai doesn't stay in Dubai.

re: #34 CIA Reject

That was in Louisana when Duke ran. "Vote for the Crook - It's Important!" was the anti-Duke slogan. Of course, Barry may have borrowed it. I couldn't believe when he won. DC should have lost home rule for that. It is clear that the City of DC can't manage it's own affairs.

It was medicinal hash...honest.

re: #21 Iron Fist

Hey, Barry did his little slap on thewrist sentance, and then was elected to the Mayor's office again. "Vote for the crack head! It matters!"

His actual campaign slogan after release from prison (he ran first for city council) was, "He May Not Be Perfect, But He's Perfect for D.C!". Which should tell you something right there...

Obviously part of the Ganjaweed Militia.

Let's see if Dubai gives them the same punishment a Westerner would receive.

Thanks, Charles!

It's always nice to make a contribution, however minor.

re: #31 Cartman

cartman ot cmon buddy,dish on the new axe!

A Sharia judge getting caught with hash...made me wonder...

are head shops in Saudi Arabia places where they sell paraphernalia or where they store the actual heads of sharia criminals?

re: #39 dhg4

I don't know what the law is in Dubai, but if they were caught in Saudi Arabia, they'd lose their heads. I wonder if he'll be pressured to give up his dealers.

The article made it sound like he liberated it from the evidence locker (if they have such a thing).

I think I saw this on an episode of Hill Street Blues, or maybe NYPD Blue. ;)

We must be very circumspect about this and not jump to any conclusions, making sure to give this man of justice every benefit of doubt.

Then again, if he was in public with an unmarried, uncovered woman he should be beheaded. If he used a cat to attract uncovered women then the cat must be beheaded too.

re: #32 Colonel Panik

Habib's Halal Hash, home of the Sharia Stash.

Sounds like a burger joint on the bad side of town!

re: #15 Sunlight

Dubai is brave to expose this person.

You may have a point.

re: #3 The Other Les

But Cheech and Chong are like so thirty years ago!

"Hamad's not here, man."

IT'S THE SAUDI WOODSTOCK!

re: #49 Boondock St. Bender

cartman ot cmon buddy,dish on the new axe!

I don't wanna go OT here, my friend. I'll just bore everybody! I described it a little in my #727 in the downstairs thread.

re: #48 Dianna

Thanks, Charles!

It's always nice to make a contribution, however minor.

That's the spirit, Number 27!

Did he inhale?

re: #56 Peacekeeper

IT'S THE SAUDI WOODSTOCK!

does that mean they relaxed the laws banning public music and men and women gathering in the same place?

MoStock

re: #11 Cap'n DOC

Anyone - can you infuse dates with hash? Uh...Just curious.

Infuse a date? Like Islamic roofies?

re: #15 Sunlight

Dubai is brave to expose this person.

NOt if you know that they all actually hate eachother and feign unity only when it comes to der Juden.

re: #50 Sizzlack

A Sharia judge getting caught with hash...made me wonder...

I'm thinking that we need to inventory the Evidence Locker!

I guess the big question here would be is hashish illegal in saudi/if so what are the penalties?also do these laws pertain to eveyone or only the regular folks?

re: #51 OldLineTexan

The article made it sound like he liberated it from the evidence locker (if they have such a thing).

I think I saw this on an episode of Hill Street Blues, or maybe NYPD Blue. ;)

Law & Order: Adultress Stoning Unit

I'm out, off to see a movie.

Take care!

re: #58 Occasional Reader

That's the spirit, Number 27!

MOCK MY SUFFERING, WILL YOU!?!?!?!

LOL!

re: #41 Sharmuta

"What happens in Dubai..."

re: #42 ErnieG

Dammit, beat me to it. [:

He is going to whack himself silly.

And enjoy every minute.

Maybe Bush can intervene on his behash.

re: #69 laZardo

Great minds...

re: #56 Peacekeeper

IT'S THE SAUDI WOODSTOCK!

Get high in Dubai...what you do in Dubai, stays in Dubai...like your head.

re: #68 laZardo

"What happens in Dubai..."

It definitely does stay in Dubai, in a very small prison cell. Don't they wanna put away those Brits that had sex on the beach for like 8 years?
something like that

re: #51 OldLineTexan

The article made it sound like he liberated it from the evidence locker (if they have such a thing).

I think I saw this on an episode of Hill Street Blues, or maybe NYPD Blue. ;)

I can just see the Saudi cop show.

Bunch of guys in swat gear sitting in a van getting pumped up for a raid, and then bust a tupperware party where O'Douls near-beer is being served.

re: #40 laZardo

"Sir, there is a package for you."
"What is it?"
"Apparently it's just some marijuana rolled up in a newspaper."
"...Put the mansion on full alert, get everyone up and cover all the entrances! I will not be assassinated tonight!"

Offer him a joint he can't refuse.

re: #44 jorline

It was medicinal hash...honest.

It was Corned Beef Hash!

re: #64 Boondock St. Bender

From the US State Dept site:
"Penalties for the import, manufacture, possession, and consumption of alcohol or illegal drugs are severe. Convicted offenders can expect jail sentences, fines, public flogging, and/or deportation. The penalty for drug trafficking in Saudi Arabia is death."
[Link: travel.state.gov...]

Isn't being alone with your wife illegal under Sharia?

re: #71 Ben Hur

Maybe Bush can intervene on his behash.

Maybe he's a Hashemite.

re: #74 Sizzlack

It definitely does stay in Dubai, in a very small prison cell. Don't they wanna put away those Brits that had sex on the beach for like 8 years?
something like that

Brits were having sex on the beach for 8 years?

re: #78 jaunte

does that mean this guy is gonna have to chop his own head off?

re: #73 jorline

Get high in Dubai...what you do in Dubai, stays in Dubai...like your head.

Sorry Ernie...didn't see your #42.

re: #74 Sizzlack

It definitely does stay in Dubai, in a very small prison cell. Don't they wanna put away those Brits that had sex on the beach for like 8 years?
something like that

There's a drink at our local sports bar called 'Sex on the Beach'.....

Don't ask me what's in it.......I've never had 'Sex on the Beach' P

re: #80 OldLineTexan

Maybe he's a Hashemite.

I think he's a Vegemite.

Tune in, turn on, behead.

from what i've been told about dubai,it's alot looser than the magic kingdom.they are after all trying to turn the country into a tourist mecca.(palm islands,world island,building the worlds tallest building etc.)

re: #81 reine.de.tout

haha...8 year prison sentence. I'll tell you though an 8 year sex marathon on a Dubai beach would certainly set multiple records

Hi, Jorline, how are you doing today?

re: #81 reine.de.tout

Brits were having sex on the beach for 8 years?

Never mix Viagra and hashish.

They tried to make me go to rehab
but I said no no no
I'm the judge, see, and when I get free
you'll know know know
You will do the time, because you'll follow Islam's line
and I will make you go to rehab
but not me -- no, no, no!

re: #82 Sizzlack

They might settle for the "Judge's special" and just make him take his own hand off.

They only outlaw drugs because they lead music.

re: #81 reine.de.tout

Brits were having sex on the beach for 8 years?

Wow! Talk about staying power!

re: #70 opinionated

He is going to whack himself silly.

And enjoy every minute.

So, if he goes blind, can he get a seeing-eye dog?

re: #77 Cygnus

It was Corned Beef Hash!

Spam in a can.

re: #58 Occasional Reader

That's the spirit, Number 27!

I thought that Ben Hur was Number 41 as in 'Return to your oar, number 41!'.

re: #76 The Other Les

Revenge is a dish best smoked in a circle with friends.

4g of hashish isn't very much. Then again under shariah law the rape victim who speaks out quite often gets severely punished.

re: #78 jaunte

ouch...lucy!you got some splaining to do......

he makes sure his "wife" goes down with him, what a shmuck

re: #89 reine.de.tout

Hi, Jorline, how are you doing today?

{reine}

I'm great...how are today?

"As you may know, not long ago a couple hundred thousand Berliners made a lot of noise for my opponent. I'll take the roar of 50,000 Harleys any day,"

re: #98 laZardo

Revenge is a dish best smoked in a circle with friends.

I'm sure the Saudi gov't will call Dubai and hash this out.

re: #94 ErnieG

Wow! Talk about staying power!

Hold on. Everyone knows that the British male gets it over with in about 2 minutes. Takes longer to smoke afterward.

re: #103 Ben Hur

"As you may know, not long ago a couple hundred thousand Berliners made a lot of noise for my opponent. I'll take the roar of 50,000 Harleys any day,"

Think of the Global Warming!

/

re: #52 karmic_inquisitor

We must be very circumspect about this and not jump to any conclusions, making sure to give this man of justice every benefit of doubt.

Then again, if he was in public with an unmarried, uncovered woman he should be beheaded. If he used a cat to attract uncovered women then the cat must be beheaded too.

You're right. Let's keep our sense of proportion here, folks.
Even if the man is guilty of the alleged crime, it's not as if he were caught with a poodle in his room.

A stoner Shria Law guy! Who knew?
Bet he hears "Stairway to Allah" when he's gittin down.

When he gets to court, he should plead "jihad".

/Isn't hash what the assassins smoked?

re: #103 Ben Hur

"As you may know, not long ago a couple hundred thousand Berliners made a lot of noise for my opponent. I'll take the roar of 50,000 Harleys any day,"

Great line.

re: #81 reine.de.tout

Brits were having sex on the beach for 8 years?

Well played my friend.

re: #93 Killgore Trout

They only outlaw drugs because they lead music.

I'm not getting you, but that would be a great rotating title.

re: #81 reine.de.tout

Brits were having sex on the beach for 8 years?

i have a new respect for the brits and happy to say i have some british blood!

re: #111 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Well played my friend.

Kind of a sand trap. She must've used a wedge.

re: #81 reine.de.tout

Brits were having sex on the beach for 8 years?

They didn't see their doctor after it lasted for 4 hours.

re: #113 Guy_Philly

i have a new respect for the brits and happy to say i have some british blood!

"Stiff upper lip" is apparently in code.

sex on the beach is a great drink

re: #74 Sizzlack

if they are going to want tourists they're going to have to get used to that kind of thing.(perhaps they should sent a fact-finding mission to belmar n.j. for a weekend.you can see all sorts of tourist monkeyshines there.)

The suspect confessed that he and his wife take drugs

"What's a joint like that doing in a girl like you?"

Busted
at the Four Seasons Dubai
Set up
while we was gettin' high
Knocked down
it gets to wearin' on a guy
They just won't let you bee-ee, ee-ee-eee...

-The Grateful Martyrs

re: #103 Ben Hur

That is great! Isn't SD where Obama griped about the price of agrululula? Heh.

Let me take you down, cause Im going to
Sharia fields
Nothing is real
And nothing to get hung about
Sharia fields forever

Living is easy with eyes closed
Misunderstanding all you see
Its getting hard to be someone, but it all works out
It doesnt matter much to me

Let me take you down, cause Im going to
Sharia fields
Nothing is real
And nothing to get hung about
Sharia fields forever

Do as I say not as I do.

re: #118 Boondock St. Bender

if they are going to want tourists they're going to have to get used to that kind of thing.(perhaps they should sent a fact-finding mission to belmar n.j. for a weekend.you can see all sorts of tourist monkeyshines there.)

Shining your monkey is also strictly forbidden under shari'a law.

re: #117 willowone

sex on the beach is a great drink

It is?

re: #108 opnion

Bet he hears "Stairway to Allah" when he's gittin down.

I think Behead Zeppelin is really popular over there.

re: #84 eschew_obfuscation

There's a drink at our local sports bar called 'Sex on the Beach'.....

Don't ask me what's in it.......I've never had 'Sex on the Beach' P

Per Google:

Sex On The Beach

* 1 1/2 oz. Schnapps, peach
* 1 1/2 oz. Vodka
* 2 oz. Cranberry Juice
* 2 oz. Orange Juice
* 2 oz. Pineapple Juice

Glass to Use
Highball glassHighball glass
Mixing Instructions

Combine ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a highball glass filled with ice.

re: #120 Occasional Reader

See, I went with Beatles.

re: #123 wiffersnapper

Do as I say not as I do.

He has no monopoly on that particular hypocisy.

re: #119 solomonpanting
soloman, he willprobably get 5 lashes, his wife will get death for corrupting him, isn't that how it goes there.

re: #81 reine.de.tout

Brits were having sex on the beach for 8 years?

And I thought the only thing stiff on the Brits was their upper lip.

re: #127 ErnieG

it's delicious

re: #101 willowone

he makes sure his "wife" goes down with him, what a shmuck

You can bet that as we speak he is feverishly working to insure that his "wife" goes down INSTEAD of him!

re: #131 jorline

Beat you to it by 15 posts. ;)

If you ask me it is bemusing that we are making virtually the same jokes at the same time.

re: #127 ErnieG

Very...fruity.

re: #128 Peacekeeper

I can't believe my Winehouse ref is more current than yours. What is this, some inversion in the force?

re: #104 OldLineTexan

Long as someone a cut of that stash...

re: #133 CIA Reject

You can bet that as we speak he is feverishly working to insure that his "wife" goes down INSTEAD of him!

Can you blame him? He has three spares at home.

One toke over the line
In'shallah
one toke over the line
Sittin' downtown at the caravan station
one toke over the line

re: #138 laZardo

PIMF someone gets a cut of that stash...

re: #133 CIA Reject

so true, they cannot be responsible for anything, they acuse women of making them rape, and so on.

THOUGHT POLICE

The show preceding mine featured a young woman, Mahvish Rukhsana Khan, who's published a book about the poor, innocent, kitten-loving prisoners at Guantanamo. Her interview climaxed with the claim that Guantanamo is the equivalent of the Holocaust.

I guarantee you that no one from MoveOn or DailyKos questioned that outrageous comparison. (Nor did the patsy interviewer challenge it.)

The Holocaust's victims were 6 million innocents. The handful of prisoners at Guantanamo are accused terrorists. Guantanamo has no gas chambers; prisoners aren't forced into slave labor. They aren't tortured or starved or shot. And their trials are open to members of the press.

The truly outrageous aspect of such comparisons is that the American left, with its Stalin-redux willingness to rearrange history, neglects to mention that, outside of Japan, all of the 20th century's great totalitarian regimes had roots on the political left.

It wasn't just Lenin and Stalin whose propaganda machine prefigured MoveOn. Nazi is an acronym for "National Socialist." Read Mein Kampf. It isn't a tribute to free-market capitalism, folks. Mussolini was a populist. Mao was a leftist, as was Pol Pot. The last century's worst censors and book burners all emerged from leftist ideologies.

At the moment, the American left evokes our Communists in 1939, who contorted themselves to justify the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact between Stalin and Hitler. As this column recently pointed out, Support Our Troops, Bring Them Home! disappeared from the political scene the instant Obama called for sending those troops to Afghanistan and Pakistan, instead of back to Fort Hood.

For the hardcore left, the party line always trumps conscience. MoveOn isn't new - it's just Pravda with poor punctuation.

re: #127 ErnieG

Sounds like it needs an umbrella......and a hot babe!

re: #65 Occasional Reader

Law & Order: Adultress Stoning Unit

" In the Shariah justice system, the Caliphate is represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice, who investigate crime; and the Morality Enforcement Unit, who behead the offenders. These are their stories."

Ah, the wonderful world of international athletics:

Russians are 'systematically doping'

IOC drugs chief Arne Ljungqvist on Tuesday accused Russia of systematically doping after seven athletes were hit with suspensions which could lead to four-year bans.

The 77-year-old Swede, who is also a vice-president of the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA), expressed his huge disappointment at what had taken place.

"A year ago I would have answered no," said Ljungqvist referring to whether he thought it was a case of systematic doping.

"However, I agree that it is a case of systematic doping. This would fall under the new WADA code that carries a four year ban."

OK, I'm trying to get this straight. This guy had a dubee in Dubai?

re: #112 Sharmuta

I'm not getting you, but that would be a great rotating title.

A bong and some Pink Floyd albums would explain things to you.

re: #139 OldLineTexan

Can you blame him? He has three spares at home.

Indeed...

*SPIT*

Apparently hash isn't the only Saudi drug problem.
They must be bored.
"Saudi amphetamine seizures increase to 28% of world total.
Seizures of amphetamines have risen sharply in Saudi Arabia, suggesting a surge in consumption of the illegal stimulant in the kingdom, the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime (UNODC) reported yesterday."
[Link: www.ft.com...]

re: #61 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Well... Sort of. I know it can be ingested - Trust me - I know. I was just wondering why the guy didn't put it in his dates and eat it, too.

re: #145 SteveC

whew! very good!

re: #90 OldLineTexan

re: #94 ErnieG

re: #113 Guy_Philly

re: #114 OldLineTexan

re: #115 Cygnus

re: #131 jorline

Ya'll are hilarious!

re: #147 calvin coolidge

OK, I'm trying to get this straight. This guy had a dubee in Dubai?

Yes, it's a Doobai

re: #135 Peacekeeper

If you ask me it is bemusing that we are making virtually the same jokes at the same time.

This is a target-rich thread. Every line is like a fat pitch you can knock out of the park.

re: #142 willowone

so true, they cannot be responsible for anything, they acuse women of making them rape, and so on.

Such is the nature of Evil...

re: #153 reine.de.tout

re: #94 ErnieG

re: #113 Guy_Philly

re: #114 OldLineTexan

re: #115 Cygnus

re: #131 jorline

Ya'll are hilarious!

Thank you. We'll be here all week. Try the roast beef.

Oil down under 120 and dow up by over 200.

Clearly Obama's Energy Policy is already working.

/Just preparing you for the afternoon headlines.

re: #103 Ben Hur

"Miss Buffalo Chip." LOL! Gotta love a candidate who can poke fun at himself and his spouse. Unlike She Who Must not Be Named, at least according to he whose middle name must not be mentioned.

re: #124 OldLineTexan

seems like any kind of fun is outlawed according to sharia(not that i shine monkeys or anything like that....)

re: #158 karmic_inquisitor

Oil down under 120 and dow up by over 200.

Clearly Obama's Energy Policy is already working.

/Just preparing you for the afternoon headlines.

The sad part is that you are probably right...

re: #154 OldLineTexan

Abu Dhabi doo!

/Velma was probably drop-dead sexy underneath that atrocious turtleneck.

re: #145 SteveC

" In the Shariah justice system, the Caliphate is represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice, who investigate crime; and the Morality Enforcement Unit, who behead the offenders. These are their stories."

Followed by CSI: GAZA, Car Swarm Investigators

Tonight's show, Mahmoud finds a shoe

re: #23 scottishbuzzsaw

I think I'd have to be stoned, too, to live there.

Hey! Anywhere in the Magic Kingdom is a good place for a woman to get stoned............literally.

Now I'm the caliph of everything
Got to get high for to sing
Light that tee and we will see
If you'se a viper

re: #98 laZardo

Revenge is a dish best smoked in a circle with friends.

Gooood Nyborg!

re: #147 calvin coolidge

OK, I'm trying to get this straight. This guy had a dubee in Dubai?

Well at least he didn't have alchohol, Inshallah!

re: #156 CIA Reject
i hear shrieking from left womans lib, BUt, but, but, it's their culture!

Banned in Riyadh.

re: #160 Boondock St. Bender

seems like any kind of fun is outlawed according to sharia(not that i shine monkeys or anything like that....)

All work and no play makes a dull monkey. Ask anyone named Bob.

/do you see how I tie that all in?
//

re: #164 maddogg

Hey! Anywhere in the Magic Kingdom is a good place for a woman to get stoned............literally.

Yes...I'd never survive there I'm sure...too uppity.

re: #134 OldLineTexan

Beat you to it by 15 posts. ;)

LOL...crap, that's twice. Screw work and pay more attention to the thread.

re: #121 Iron Fist

That is great! Isn't SD where Obama griped about the price of agrululula? Heh.

That was Iowa.

re: #160 Boondock St. Bender

seems like any kind of fun is outlawed according to sharia(not that i shine monkeys or anything like that....)

Sharia in a nutshell:

Everything that is not forbidden is compulsory.

They were getting stoned and listening to the Dubai Brothers...

re: #173 The Other Les

Close enough. It was one of the 57 States!

re: #151 Cap'n DOC

Well... Sort of. I know it can be ingested - Trust me - I know. I was just wondering why the guy didn't put it in his dates and eat it, too.

Hash is a blast to smoke.

Everybody must get stoned. It's in the Koran Baby...

I hope they didn't have any pets or they'd be in BIG trouble!

Where did he buy it?

re: #133 CIA Reject

You can bet that as we speak he is feverishly working to insure that his "wife" goes down INSTEAD of him!

Of course. He can spare a wife, since he's got 2 or 3 more at home.

re: #162 laZardo

Abu Dhabi doo!

/Velma was probably drop-dead sexy underneath that atrocious turtleneck.

In Abu Dhabi Doo, Velma wore an orange burka, while Daphne had a perky powder-purple ensemble featuring a delicate face grill and smart heels that you could glimpse (at risk of being blinded with a hot poker) as she ran a respectful ten steps behind Fred.

Fred was darkly handsome, Shaggy was stoned (literally), and Abu Dhabi Doo was a hilarious mystery-solving camel.

All the villains were revealed to be Jooooooos.

However, the Mystery Machine was a Gulfstream V.

re: #181 Ben Hur

Probably from the Taliban.

re: #168 willowone

i hear shrieking from left womans lib, BUt, but, but, it's their culture!

Yes, the fact that it's a misogynist culture seems to have eluded them.

re: #181 Ben Hur

Where did he buy it?

Who sold it to him?

Who manufactured it?

They have no problem funding Jihad when the infidel takes the drugs.

Freight train of hypocrisy.

re: #148 Killgore Trout

A bong and some Pink Floyd albums would explain things to you.

Damn. If only that saudi judge hadn't run off with my stash!

re: #179 Peacekeeper

"Stoned" must be one of those Christian Syriac words misinterpreted for centuries by mollah sociopaths. It really means to "get baked."

re: #183 OldLineTexan

"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling meshuggenahs!"

One self beheadment
coming up
watch the skillful elbow and wrist action
how he ads just enough momentum to the blade
to sever the neck
and nothing extra
just amazing how the sword exits, its job done
and almost stopped
hardly any splash
look here come the numbers
10
10
8
9
10
I think we might have seen the gold medal here

Mecca Olympics

Hypocrisy in statistics -

Google Trends for "boy sex":

Top Regions -
1. Pakistan
2. Viet Nam
3. Saudi Arabia
4. India
5. Egypt
6. Indonesia
7. Iran
8. United Arab Emirates
9. Malaysia
10. Philippines

Top Cities -
1. Delhi, India
2. Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
3. Chennai, India
4. Hanoi, Viet Nam
5. Cairo, Egypt
6. Jakarta, Indonesia
7. Mumbai, India
8. Bangkok, Thailand
9. Singapore, Singapore
10. Melbourne, Australia

Languages -
1. Vietnamese
2. Arabic
3. Indonesian
4. Thai
5. Greek
6. English
7. Hungarian
8. Polish
9. Finnish
10. Turkish

re: #182 doppelganglander

Of course. He can spare a wife, since he's got 2 or 3 more at home.

HA! See 139.

re: #128 Peacekeeper

See, I went with Beatles.

Woke up
fell out of bed
Decreed some gays
we'd have to behead

Found my way downstairs
and drank a cup
had some thieves' hands cut
and stoned some apostates

[pant pant pant pant]

Found my way to Dubai
and had a smoke
And somebody spoke
and I went into a dream

[AAAHHHHahhh-ahhh-ahhhhh.....]

re: #187 Sharmuta

Damn. If only that saudi judge hadn't run off with my stash!

OK, now that's funny and original.

re: #179 Peacekeeper

Everybody must get stoned. It's in the Koran Baby...

Bob and hamsters.

re: #191 karmic_inquisitor

No Hebrew here either:

Your terms - goy sex - do not have enough search volume to show graphs.

Strange.

OR

The sad thing is, that probably isn't far off the mark.

re: #187 Sharmuta

Saucer full of Sharia

re: #191 karmic_inquisitor

I recall reading somewhere "women are for procreation,boys are for fun".A very twisted group we have there

re: #196 Ben Hur

No Hebrew here either:

Strange.

I thought shiksas were for practice?

/

Lotsa' creative juices released on LGF this morning.

re: #194 OldLineTexan

I was worried peaked earlier this morning with a pack of camels and Mandy.

re: #179 Peacekeeper

Everybody must get stoned. It's in the Koran Baby...

SURA 115 - THE STONING

They'll stone you when you're walking on the street
They'll stone you when you're trying to keep your seat
They'll stone you when your walking on the floor
They'll stone you when your walking to the door
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

re: #200 OldLineTexan

I thought shiksas were for practice?

/

Or education.

re: #193 Occasional Reader

[yeah, I skipped a verse, so sue me]

re: #201 MandyManners

Lotsa' creative juices released on LGF this morning.

So! Thats the reason for the sticky keyboard........

re: #200 OldLineTexan

remember that sienfeld episode about elaines "shiskappeal"

If using hashish was a crime, the whole Middle East would be a prison.
Oh. Wait. It is.

Have ya'll noticed this?

Alaska Gov. Palin Sues Over Polar Bear Listing-- AP Misreports

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin sued the federal government seeking to reverse the decision to put the non-threatened polar bear on the threatened species list.

Polar bear numbers in Canada have increased in 11 of 13 regions in recent years.

The decision was made due to junk science projections--
Not because of actual numbers.

In the real world, polar bear populations are booming, not declining.
There are 5 times as many polar bears today as there were 50 years ago:

The AP also reported that arctic sea ice was at a record low last year.
But, the AP did not mention that arctic sea ice levels are up over 1,000,000 square kilometers this year over last.
That fact didn't fit the AP's agenda.

re: #159 RickZ

"Miss Buffalo Chip." LOL! Gotta love a candidate who can poke fun at himself and his spouse. Unlike She Who Must not Be Named, at least according to he whose middle name must not be mentioned.

* * *
Speaking of McCain teasing his wife Cindy about running for First Lady and
Miss Buffalo Chip--

Buffalo chips are green renewable energy grown on the Lone Prairie! South Dakota chips fuel the plains in former Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle country.

Oddly enough the Celebrity American did not mention home grown buffalo chips as a way to increase our energy supply.

Big ommission.

re: #153 reine.de.tout

re: #94 ErnieG

re: #113 Guy_Philly

re: #114 OldLineTexan

re: #115 Cygnus

re: #131 jorline

Ya'll are hilarious!

;)

Now I undestand this picture:

[Link: images.huffingtonpost.com...]

re: #203 ErnieG

Changed stoned to phoned and you get the cell phone song.

I would not be so all alone
Everybody must get phoned

re: #201 MandyManners

Lotsa' creative juices released on LGF this morning.

Mandy, why did you have to remind the Lizard males of Zombies last post?

Charles... what's the deal with Elaine Whitfield Sharp representing Aafia Siddiqui?

re: #191 karmic_inquisitor

search term "jihad"

1. Pakistan
2. Indonesia
3. Morocco
4. Algeria
5. Malaysia
6. Norway
7. Sweden
8. United States
9. Denmark
10. Netherlands

First half: perps
Second half: victims

re: #184 Iron Fist

Probably from the Taliban.

* * *
Oddly enough, it seems these folks conveniently overlook
thousands of poppy growing farmers in Afghanistan have been "producing" this export for hundreds of years.

Thousands of Al Qaedans have no problem living in Narcostan.

OT
Don't know if this has been reported on here yet:

Going for Gold? McCain Makes $6 Million Olympic Buy

SWEET!

re: #181 Ben Hur

He got it with his Corned Beef.

If you wanna go buy, you've got to to Dubai; hashish.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; hashish.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; hashish.

If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; hashish.
When your day is done and you wanna run; hashish.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; hashish.

If your thing is mad and your name is Hamad; hashish.
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back; hashish.
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; hashish.

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; hashish.

re: #209 reine.de.tout

I clicked on that story and one about lowland gorillas first thing this AM.

They found 125,000 more gorillas they didn't know about, when they HAD thought there were only about 50,000.

Previous estimates, dating to the 1980s, put the number of western lowland gorillas at less than 100,000. But the animal's numbers were believed to have fallen by at least 50 percent since then due to hunting and disease, researchers said.

Adding the new to the pessimistic 50,000 gives 175,000, but the new discovery also calls into question the pessimistic guess of 50,000, so maybe as many as 225,000 gorillas.

225,000 this week when last week they would have told you 50,000. Big difference.

re: #158 karmic_inquisitor

Actually, I pointed it out on the dead thread that the Democrats will use the drop in oil prices and the good day on Wall Street to preach that the market works and therefore no need to drill. Watch. It will come to pass.

DUBAI - A Saudi judge who served as head of an Islamic court has been arrested in the Gulf emirate of Dubai on charges of possessing and using drugs, a newspaper reported yesterday.

I see a very speedy pardon down the road....

re: #221 Silhouette

I clicked on that story and one about lowland gorillas first thing this AM.

They found 125,000 more gorillas they didn't know about, when they HAD thought there were only about 50,000.

Adding the new to the pessimistic 50,000 gives 175,000, but the new discovery also calls into question the pessimistic guess of 50,000, so maybe as many as 225,000 gorillas.

225,000 this week when last week they would have told you 50,000. Big difference.

Interesting.

They don't actually count the animals (not possible), they estimate how many there are. I can't help but wonder if whoever is doing the estimating has some sort of interest in making sure the numbers are low.

re: #162 laZardo

/Velma was probably drop-dead sexy underneath that atrocious turtleneck.

Velma is HOT! [Link: i25.photobucket.com...]

re: #221 Silhouette

I clicked on that story and one about lowland gorillas first thing this AM.

They found 125,000 more gorillas they didn't know about, when they HAD thought there were only about 50,000.

Adding the new to the pessimistic 50,000 gives 175,000, but the new discovery also calls into question the pessimistic guess of 50,000, so maybe as many as 225,000 gorillas.

225,000 this week when last week they would have told you 50,000. Big difference.

They are not gorillas. They are oppressed polar bears, evolving as they flee the flooded North Pole.

////

OT- bad news for future farms on Mars: apparently, when the visiting aliens left, they salted the earth. Or the mars, I guess.

Scientists previously reported that the soil near Mars' north pole was similar to backyard gardens on Earth where plants such as asparagus, green beans and turnips could grow. But preliminary results from a second lab test found perchlorate, a highly oxidizing salt, that would create a harsh environment.

re: #215 skull4me

Charles... what's the deal with Elaine Whitfield Sharp representing Aafia Siddiqui?

* * *
Isn't that creepy, first there was Chemical Ali and the iraqi female Dr. Nucular Energy who was also evil.

Now this Massachusetts Institute of Technology graduate running around with poisons and explosives in her purse, trying to off Americans.

re: #192 OldLineTexan

Slow trigger finger, I guess.

re: #224 reine.de.tout

I can't help but wonder if whoever is doing the estimating has some sort of interest in making sure the numbers are low.

I'm guessing it ISN'T the same guy who counts the crowds at Obama rallies.

Everybody must get stoned in Sharia land?

A public example with exemplary punishment is needed to stop this outlandish behavior. A nice public beheading on Al Jazeera would seem in order.

Hash..isn't that like the Islam god seeing drug? I'm sure he was just talking over a fatwa on tobacco and beer with Allah. Its Gods work the man is doing.. unhand him or you will get earthquakes and floods evil infidels.

I've become a prude re alcohol and other drugs. Our next door neighbor's daughter was slaughtered by a DUI driver just barely over the limit, but swerving a little. He hit the girl - her dad was right behind her and saw it all. Where I live, a survey showed that over half of the people surveyed admitted that they had driven after drinking in the previous 30 days. Deatheaters is what they are...

So the Muslims may drink less, but read House to House by David Bellavia. He describes the drugged state of the jihadis he encountered in Falluja, including drugs injected directly into the heart. The actions and lifestyle of these Wahabis seem so wacked out because they are... they require drugs in order to do so many things against the basic instincts of most humans. This busted Saudi guy would be a case in point.

Chemicals create deatheaters.

re: #235 buzzsawmonkey

Do the highlands gorillas wear kilts and fight for independance from Edward?

Who doesn't have a good time with Doobies?

If this arrest had been in Saudi we would never have heard of it. They take care of their own image in their own ways.

re: #195 MandyManners

Bob and hamsters.

That explains why Charles sometimes has server problems.

re: #224 reine.de.tout

Yes it does make you wonder, we've went through that particular dance with spotted owls in the Pacific Northwest. Latest info has it that barred owls are aggressively taking over their habitat.

re: #234 Sunlight

I've become a prude re alcohol and other drugs. Our next door neighbor's daughter was slaughtered by a DUI driver just barely over the limit, but swerving a little. He hit the girl - her dad was right behind her and saw it all. Where I live, a survey showed that over half of the people surveyed admitted that they had driven after drinking in the previous 30 days. Deatheaters is what they are...

So the Muslims may drink less, but read House to House by David Bellavia. He describes the drugged state of the jihadis he encountered in Falluja, including drugs injected directly into the heart. The actions and lifestyle of these Wahabis seem so wacked out because they are... they require drugs in order to do so many things against the basic instincts of most humans. This busted Saudi guy would be a case in point.

Chemicals create deatheaters.

The word hashish comes from the drugs use by the Ismaili Shiite Assassins who used it to make themselves fearless before they went into battle. They also pioneered modern techniques of political killing, hence the modern use of their name. Muhammed had himself relied on deception, infiltration and murder to get rid of opponents. The Lebanese mountain cult was related to the base of the current ruling minority Alawite clique in Syria.

re: #195 MandyManners

Bob and hamsters.

Beat me to it.

re: #227 Silhouette

OT- bad news for future farms on Mars: apparently, when the visiting aliens left, they salted the earth. Or the mars, I guess.

It's a food source and a laundry product. Available only on television.

re: #236 Silhouette

Do the highlands gorillas wear kilts and fight for independance from Edward?

No, but when dealing with highland gorillas - Everybody.Must.Get.Scones

here's my prediction ...

upon their raturn to saudi arabia, the wife will be publicly flogged and possibly executed. the husband (judge) will get a wrist slap.

Ruh roh!

I wonder if he will get acquitted and she will have to take the stoning on behalf of both of them. Hmmm. Sharia law.

re: #33 Ringo the Gringo

An interesting side note: The word hashish is derived from the name Hasan-i Sabbah who was the founder of the Shia sect know as the Hashshashin, and literally translates to the English word assassins.

I studied this in my linguistics class. The Arab assassins frequently smoked hashish to get them in the right frame of mind to do what they had to do. That's why "hashish" is derived from "assassin."

re: #207 Boondock St. Bender

remember that sienfeld episode about elaines "shiskappeal"

I loved that one!

Bin Naif bin Abdul Aziz Ibn Al Saud? What is the full family name of the top Sharia Judge? Is he the son of the Saudi Minister of Interior?

Time to cut off this judge's peepee....

as far as i'm concerned, the more imam's stoned on hashish the better

re: #250 gymnast

Bin Naif bin Abdul Aziz Ibn Al Saud? What is the full family name of the top Sharia Judge? Is he the son of the Saudi Minister of Interior?

Not a son, maybe a grandon but I doubt it.

Prince Nayef's son, Prince Mohammad, is the Assistant Minister for Security Affairs. It is Nayef that holds the kingdom together with an iron hand. And it is the son that controls the fingers of that hand. It is Prince Nayef that determines what, if any, modernization enters that country. While a very conservative member of the House of Saud it was Nayef who issued women ID cards so that they have at least a nominal ability to perform basic financial and civil transactions.

A sudden loss of power by Nayef would destabilize Saudi Arabia. Dubai would never do that as there is no telling which way the "young lions" will swing.

It is quite possible that the person in question is a member of another one of the Sudairi, perhaps Nayef's brother Abdul. But that would also be a shocker as Abdul is certainly in line for the throne.

Shariah courts in Saudi Arabia impose tough penalties for drug-related charges, and drug trafficking is punishable by death in the ultra-conservative kingdom.

The execution begins at 4:20

When I first glanced, I thought it read: Possession of Dogs,

which, I guess, is every bit as bad to the mutaween...

Oh well now I wonder how many Saudi Arabian citizens know about this!
Also, how many in Qatar know about the Sheik who flew his lamborgini over to Europe to have it's oil changed.?
When they go hypocrite they go all out...
Next thing you know Ahmadinejad will get caught at a massage parlor next time he leaves the country (oh, wait that happened already?)

For those saying this was just one joints worth, well no. Hashish is not a leafy substance but the dried compressed resin off of very potent strains of marijuana grown in the middle and far east. A gram of blond or red hash would look like a light brown or reddish stone about the size of a quarter. This would be enough to get 3-4 people very high one time. The much stronger black or Turkish hash would be a black gummy square or ball about the size of a dime. That would be enough to get 3-4 people very high about 2 times.

re: #15 Sunlight

Dubai is brave to expose this person.

Kudos to Dubai BUT FYI, the Khaleej Times, the newspaper that broke this story, is one of the most anti-American/anti-Israel, leftist newspapers in the entire Arab world. And it's printed in UAE, which is SUPPOSEDLY one of the more open and moderate Arab countries.