Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Yeah, I kind of noticed that when the new comments icon kept spinning round and round making me dizzy. ;-)

Never can tell what you might find under the floorboards. Way more than the couch cushions can hold.

Chewy, hand me the hydrospanner.

re: #1 bosforus

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Why did the model slap the midget?

He kept saying how nice her hair smelled.

Plus, I claim this thread for Kragaristan.

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel my way out.

Stinky and his big wrench will wreak some havoc.

re: #6 Honorary Yooper

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel my way out.

Rented that last night. :)

Tomorrow is Hiroshima bomb day. The moonbats will be out and about.

Why are they naming Tropical Storms now? Is this some bizarre attempt to make ordinary weather seem threatening?

Aww - those hamsters ... wonder if there was a mass escape? Or did someone drug their water supply?
Much difficult work for Charles and Stinky ...

re: #10 pat

Why are they naming Tropical Storms now? Is this some bizarre attempt to make ordinary weather seem threatening?

Yes, its so you will believe in global warming...

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

- Stinky "McCroskey" Beaumont

re: #9 Silhouette

Tomorrow is Hiroshima bomb day. The moonbats will be out and about.

They always seem to be floating around...

re: #10 pat

Why are they naming Tropical Storms now? Is this some bizarre attempt to make ordinary weather seem threatening?

What a riot - not enough scary actual hurricanes.

re: #10 pat

Why are they naming Tropical Storms now? Is this some bizarre attempt to make ordinary weather seem threatening?

I believe they always named them, but they used to not get much screen time unless they were promoted to hurricane, it seems.

i once dated a girl who was a midget, I was nuts over her.

/borrowed from a lizard who's name I have forgotten, but credit to..

re: #10 pat

Why are they naming Tropical Storms now? Is this some bizarre attempt to make ordinary weather seem threatening?

They've named tropical storms since they started naming hurricanes. It's only the tropical depressions that get a number.

re: #11 yma o hyd

Aww - those hamsters ... wonder if there was a mass escape? Or did someone drug their water supply?
Much difficult work for Charles and Stinky ...

Like a hamster at Richard G-...nevermind.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

- Stinky "McCroskey" Beaumont

re: #3 wrenchwench

Never can tell what you might find under the floorboards. Way more than the couch cushions can hold.

Don't the hamsters stash their hamster porn under the floorboards?

re: #10 pat

Why are they naming Tropical Storms now? Is this some bizarre attempt to make ordinary weather seem threatening?

I thought it was standard to name the storms when they transitioned to Tropical Storm from Tropical Depression.

re: #10 pat

Why are they naming Tropical Storms now? Is this some bizarre attempt to make ordinary weather seem threatening?

I beleive they actually name those things as soon as they form and not necessarily categorized as a depression/storm/hurricane, which explains why the names jump several letters in the alphabet

What will Charles find underneath the floorboards? Will it be anything like what is under Obama's bus?

re: #3 wrenchwench

Never can tell what you might find under the floorboards. Way more than the couch cushions can hold.

Kind of like a still beating heart?

/apologies to EA Poe.

Ever notice that since they started naming the storms after men, the first place they head is the Virgin Islands?

/ba dum dum

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

- Stinky "McCroskey" Beaumont

re: #24 Jetpilot1101

What will Charles find underneath the floorboards? Will it be anything like what is under Obama's bus?

Gnawed troll bones? Old sock puppets?

Islamic creationists cry Islamaphobia....
Dawkins blames Muslims for 'importing creationism' into classroom

On the other hand, there are those of us who would argue that paranoid delusions about the impact on educational policy of a minority faith community who comprise less than 3% of the population of the UK are quite accurately categorisable as Islamophobia.

re: #10 pat

Why are they naming Tropical Storms now? Is this some bizarre attempt to make ordinary weather seem threatening?

They've always named Tropical Storms. They don't name the depressions.

Michelle Obama (paraphrasing) "Did you know Barack was black? He could be shot at a gas station any time."

This morning a father was shot at a post office in Florida. I'm supposing that doesn't bother Michelle in the least.

re: #30 marjoriemoon

They've always named Tropical Storms. They don't name the depressions.

The depressions are all called Marvin.

re: #2 Honorary Yooper

making me dizzy. ;-)

/sure it's not Tommy Roe?

re: #10 pat

Why are they naming Tropical Storms now? Is this some bizarre attempt to make ordinary weather seem threatening?

NOAA policy and storm names.

Damn, this happens every time you publish an Egyptian moustache story!

re: #30 marjoriemoon

They've always named Tropical Storms. They don't name the depressions.

Well they did name one the "Carter Presidency".

The left is trying to describe our growing economy as a depression.

LOL You guys are funny.

I'm still scratching my head over "Marvin" though!

Good news, my hell neighbors are finally gone. My fear they were just moving across the street was unfounded. Turns out they were to cheap to get a truck so they just offered most of their furnature to neighbors to come and take it. All the people remaining in the building had a BBQ last night to celebrate. Of course now, we get word this morning from the landlord that she found where the bug problem we had came from when she did the final inspection of the evictees place. Now they get to fumigate.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

- Stinky "McCroskey" Beaumont

re: #39 marjoriemoon

LOL You guys are funny.

I'm still scratching my head over "Marvin" though!

Hitchhiker's Guide reference.

re: #40 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Will than involve a large tent?

re: #38 debutaunt

The left is trying to describe our growing economy as a depression.

Every 4 years the Democrats call the economy the worst since the Great Depression. Usually clears up right after election day.

re: #9 Silhouette

Tomorrow is Hiroshima bomb day. The moonbats will be out and about.

It should be a blast.

Looks like the Army is finally rewarding battlefield leadership rather than bureaucratic gamesmanship.

re: #39 marjoriemoon

LOL You guys are funny.

I'm still scratching my head over "Marvin" though!

Robot from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy...

re: #9 Silhouette

Tomorrow is Hiroshima bomb day. The moonbats will be out and about.

If their protest were a movie, it's be a bomb.

re: #42 CyanSnowHawk

Hitchhiker's Guide reference.

Eek. My geek-o-meter failed... I'm so embarrassed.

See here:

Wave
Depression
Tropical Storm
Hurricane
Don't bother calling FEMA

re: #43 Jetpilot1101

Will than involve a large tent?

Que the circus music!

re: #39 marjoriemoon

Marvin the Paranoid Android.....(G-d, I'm depressed...)

re: #43 Jetpilot1101

Will than involve a large tent?

Nope, we just have to clear out the cabinets and cover food, etc while they come thru and spray and then clear out of the apartment for 3-4 hours.

Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

- Stinky "McCroskey" Beaumont

re: #31 jemima

Michelle Obama (paraphrasing) "Did you know Barack was black? He could be shot at a gas station any time."

Wouldn't that only happen if he didn't keep his tires adequately inflated? I thought that was the cure-all for everything...

re: #52 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Nope, we just have to clear out the cabinets and cover food, etc while they come thru and spray and then clear out of the apartment for 3-4 hours.

Gee, what fun.

re: #44 kansas

Every 4 years the Democrats call the economy the worst since the Great Depression. Usually clears up right after election day.

Depends on who wins. When Dubya won, the homeless problem which had vanished under Clinton suddenly came back.

Apparently America's first black president is racist:

'I am not a racist,' ex-President Bill Clinton asserts

re: #54 JamesTKirk

Wouldn't that only happen if he didn't keep his tires adequately inflated? I thought that was the cure-all for everything...

Properly inflated, like this?

re: #54 JamesTKirk

Wouldn't that only happen if he didn't keep his tires adequately inflated? I thought that was the cure-all for everything...

Hey - it's dropped the price of oil more than $20 a bbl in the past month!

/////////////////////////////////////////

re: #39 marjoriemoon

LOL You guys are funny.

I'm still scratching my head over "Marvin" though!

Marvin the Paranoid Android from the Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy was really depressed, not paranoid.

He has a brain the size of a planet, yet is rarely given the chance to use it. Mostly he finds himself waiting several million years to park cars for an exclusive restaurant, being dropped several miles on to solid rock, and being left to defend himself against awesome military technology.

We seem to be having some kind of obscure DNS problem with our web server, so here’s an open thread while Stinky and I rip up the floorboards...

Never know what you are going to find under the floorboards.

re: #49 marjoriemoon

Eek. My geek-o-meter failed... I'm so embarrassed.

See here:

Wave
Depression
Tropical Storm
Hurricane
Don't bother calling FEMA

Mayors and governors prepare to blame all problems on FEMA.

re: #23 Leonidas Hoplite

I beleive they actually name those things as soon as they form and not necessarily categorized as a depression/storm/hurricane, which explains why the names jump several letters in the alphabet

They are numbered, I think, while they are tropical depressions. When they become a tropical storm, they are named, and the names stay with the storm if it becomes a hurricane.

re: #57 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Apparently America's first black president is racist:

'I am not a racist,' ex-President Bill Clinton asserts

It is interesting that people actually think Obama is a "new" politician, given the fact that he was able to use his Chicago political skills to get the Clenis painted as a racist.

Good thing that McCain didn't take any of his "dollar bill" shit and made it backfire on him. Without racial politics, the Obama campaign has little to fall back on - certainly not Obama's record of accomplishment.

Hey "Xwarzone", what exactly do you not like about open threads? Forgive me if this has already been answered.

re: #54 JamesTKirk

Wouldn't that only happen if he didn't keep his tires adequately inflated? I thought that was the cure-all for everything...

The McCain campaign is selling tire pressure gauges labeled "Obama Energy Policy" for $25. I ordered one last night.
Getting a collection of McCain stuff now; it will either be Presidential memorabilia or a ticket to the re-education camps, depending on who wins.

re: #10 pat

They are going to name them using 'Fro names, and then when they turn on the mainland, they'll rename them so's not to offend our folks of color.

Leastwise, I heard that awhile back.

Depressions don't get names. That's why they are depressed. Maybe a lawyer could help?

Hmm:

Here's a zinger of a story from the Associated Press, regarding Obama and his hypocrisy.

YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio (AP) -- Democratic candidate Barack Obama criticized Republican John McCain on Tuesday for taking a page out of "the Cheney playbook" on energy, overlooking his own support of oil-friendly policies that the unpopular vice president helped to craft.

re: #10 pat

Why are they naming Tropical Storms now? Is this some bizarre attempt to make ordinary weather seem threatening?

I was wondering the same thing myself. I thought it was just a name for an actual Hurricane.

re: #65 karmic_inquisitor

It is interesting that people actually think Obama is a "new" politician, given the fact that he was able to use his Chicago political skills to get the Clenis painted as a racist.

Good thing that McCain didn't take any of his "dollar bill" shit and made it backfire on him. Without racial politics, the Obama campaign has little to fall back on - certainly not Obama's record of accomplishment.

Everything seems to be barackfiring on the dems.

re: #60 Kosh's Shadow

and being left to defend himself against awesome military technology

One of the funniest passages in modern literature. The pissed off military robot that ends up killing himself is so surreal.

re: #65 karmic_inquisitor

No, that's not true! Obama has a stunning record of accomplishment!

He ...

He also ...

And he ...

While ...

And the Press loves him for it!

Stunning, isn't it?

re: #72 debutaunt

Everything seems to be barackfiring on the dems.

Oh, very nice!

Rejoice & Revolt~to victory...
Obama's tire gauge is reminiscent of Jimmy Carter's sweater.

* * *
Kristol: The Energy Revolt of 2008?

The Boss emails some observations from the road:

Larry Kudlow makes an interesting suggestion in his article on NRO:

As Sen. John McCain and the GOP leadership nationalize the drill, drill, drill message, the Republican party might conceivably be riding a summer political rally. The question of offshore drilling, along with expanded domestic energy production, has suddenly become the biggest political and economic wedge issue of this election....There is a voter revolt going on, and it reminds me of the anti-tax rebellion that lifted Ronald Reagan into office twenty-eight years ago. Is the conventional wisdom about to be swept away?...

Without even realizing it, the GOP drilling offensive has become a new contract with America. And it appears to be working. The public is putting aside global warming and choosing instead new-energy production, a stronger economy, and more job creation. Voters want growth, not austerity. They want Ronald Reagan, not Thomas Malthus. And by resisting this grassroots call, the Democratic party is digging itself into one of the biggest political dry holes in history.

I've had the contrarian instinct for a while that global warming had peaked (both substantively and politically) as an issue. Al Gore's Nobel Prize felt like a pretty good contrarian indicator. And now the drilling issue is beginning to feel a little like tax cuts thirty years ago--key to, and emblematic of, a pro-growth, populist/capitalist/anti-declinist agenda. Obama's tire gauge is reminiscent of Jimmy Carter's sweater. And leave aside the tax revolt analogy; it's worth remembering that energy itself was an issue in 1980. Reagan took what seemed at first a politically dicey drill/deregulate position, and ended up clobbering Carter and being vindicated by the policy of deregulation.

Wishful thinking? Or the lessons of history?

Posted by Dean Barnett at 09:39 AM
2008 | E-mail the author | E-mail article

from [Link: www.weeklystandard.com...] today

re: #63 debutaunt

Mayors and governors prepare to blame all problems on FEMA.

FEMA deserves the blame and worse. Wasn't there a story just last month or so about tons of trailers and supplies that have STILL been sitting around? They finally got rid of them in some fashion besides actually giving them to the people to whom they were intended.

re: #75 goddessoftheclassroom

Oh, very nice!

((Godddess))

re: #78 doriangrey

MWAH! Are you feeling any better?

"We seem to be having some kind of obscure DNS problem with our web server..."

re: #70 Cognito

Hmm:

Here's a zinger of a story from the Associated Press, regarding Obama and his hypocrisy.

Obama has taken plenty of money from big oil

re: #72 debutaunt

Everything seems to be barackfiring on the dems.

Obama's underinflated campaign.

re: #64 reine.de.tout

They are numbered, I think, while they are tropical depressions. When they become a tropical storm, they are named, and the names stay with the storm if it becomes a hurricane.

Has NOAA finally responded to the important concerns of Sheila Jackson Lee? You may recall she wanted hurricane name lists to include more "black" names. I was on tenterhooks wondering what that would entail.

re: #80 goddessoftheclassroom

MWAH! Are you feeling any better?

Not really, just couldnt lie in bed any longer...

re: #18 Honorary Yooper

They've named tropical storms since they started naming hurricanes. It's only the tropical depressions that get a number.

Must be why they're depressed - no one cares enough to name them.

re: #64 reine.de.tout

And you thought I was kidding - Naming Storms Appropriately.

re: #87 buzzsawmonkey

I don't think "oil-friendly" is portrayed as inherently suspect. I think voting "oil-friendly" and then blowing in the political breeze is portrayed as inherently suspect.

re: #77 marjoriemoon

FEMA deserves the blame and worse. Wasn't there a story just last month or so about tons of trailers and supplies that have STILL been sitting around? They finally got rid of them in some fashion besides actually giving them to the people to whom they were intended.

Local, state and federal government proved that we must protect ourselves.

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

Been away(from the computer) any talk here about all of the love being shared by Fatah and Hamas

re: #86 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Must be why they're depressed - no one cares enough to name them.

You owe me a Coke. see #69

re: #89 Cognito

...and then blowing in the political breeze...

and then sucking in the political breeze...

/Fixed

"We seem to be having some kind of obscure DNS problem with our web server..."

Think it has anything to do with the DNS server attacks last week? Or is this the DNS problem related to Apple OS X?

PS Ignore post #81. That is blunder fingers on my part.

re: #76 alegrias

Nice one, indeed!
(Hope he's right!)

re: #75 goddessoftheclassroom

Oh, very nice!

Thank you!

**Giggling and beaming**

re: #88 Cap'n DOC

And you thought I was kidding - Naming Storms Appropriately.

what no 'Obama'

I demand redneck hurricane names!

re: #87 buzzsawmonkey

It is interesting that "oil-friendly policies" are supposed to be ipso facto suspect. That these suspect policies are "crafted by the unpopular vice-president," of course, is intended to render them doubly nefarious.

"Oil-friendly policies," of course, is merely a loaded term for "trying to ensure that the economy gets the energy it needs."

Whats the matter with you buzz? The economy doesn't need more energy, what it needs is less energy. Less energy for food production and distribution, for medical facilities, for transportation and most especially less energy for that damned pesky defense dept.

re: #92 lifeofthemind

You owe me a Coke. See my #88.

Shouldn't Hurricanes be named after Redheads?

re: #98 Silhouette

I demand redneck hurricane names!

Please provide us with a list and we will see what we can do.

The Hurricane naming service.

re: #84 doppelganglander

Has NOAA finally responded to the important concerns of Sheila Jackson Lee? You may recall she wanted hurricane name lists to include more "black" names. I was on tenterhooks wondering what that would entail.

Hmmm. . .
Here is a list of the current year's names . ..

I'm not sure what a "black" name would look like.

I do see -
Nana
and
Josephine!

re: #98 Silhouette

I demand redneck hurricane names!

We've already had hurricane Bubba. Lasted for 8 years.

Dreadlocks, not Dreadnaughts...

re: #91 madisonsfriend

Indeed. They're just sharing the love.

re: #88 Cap'n DOC

And you thought I was kidding - Naming Storms Appropriately.

You, er... you know that's not real, right?

I ask because of the not 'kidding' part...

The Commission on Presidential Debates has announced the moderators for the four presidential/vice presidential debates

Jim Lehrer
Executive Editor and Anchor, The NewsHour, PBS

Gwen Ifill
Senior Correspondent, The NewsHour, and Moderator and Managing Editor, Washington Week, PBS

Tom Brokaw
Special Correspondent, NBC News

Bob Schieffer
CBS News Chief Washington Correspondent, and Host, Face the Nation

SURPRISE!

/it's a moonbat quadfecta

re: #98 Silhouette

I demand redneck hurricane names!

Billy-Bob!
Jim-Bob!
Sally-Lou!
Lou-Bob! (?)

re: #90 debutaunt

Local, state and federal government proved that we must protect ourselves.

It's not just about protecting yourself. There's only so much you can do after a big storm hits and God forbid you end up living in an uninhabitable home.

I've been through many storms, starting with Andrew in 92. It costs a lot of money to prepare, for one thing, to buy all your supplies. Money a lot of people don't have.

The F*ups in New Orleans were everywhere from local to federal to personal. Of course N.O. had some unusual problems because of the flooding. We don't have that issue in S. Fla., certainly not to that extent anyway.

re: #106 buzzsawmonkey

While the main thrust of the article is indeed Obama's bobbing and weaving over his position(s), the implication that "oil-friendly policies" are by their nature something suspect runs through the article like fat marbling runs through corned beef.

MMMMMM Corned Beef.............................................. ...

re: #95 yma o hyd

Nice one, indeed!
(Hope he's right!)

* * *
Yes! Forget democrats Malthusian malignant ideas of change--mea culpa maxima and wearing hair-shirts and taking undeserved punishment.

Who wants to repeat Jimmy Carter's idea of changing America into a weak, out of gas, depleted, listless, depressed shadow of its former glory?

re: #112 CIA Reject

MMMMMM Corned Beef.................................... .............

I was just thinking of a nice hot pastrami

re: #101 lifeofthemind

Shouldn't Hurricanes be named after Redheads?

Ahem!

re: #114 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I was just thinking of a nice hot pastrami

GMTA!

re: #78 doriangrey

((Godddess))

Feeling alittle better Dorian?

re: #112 CIA Reject

MMMMMM Corned Beef.................................... .............

Reuben sandwiches...bliss!

re: #113 alegrias

* * *
Yes! Forget democrats Malthusian malignant ideas of change--mea culpa maxima and wearing hair-shirts and taking undeserved punishment.

Who wants to repeat Jimmy Carter's idea of changing America into a weak, out of gas, depleted, listless, depressed shadow of its former glory?

Seems like just about every liberal/democrat/socialist/communist/Marxist in America today does...

re: #88 Cap'n DOC

And you thought I was kidding - Naming Storms Appropriately.

That's a parody. This is actually true.

Apparently, you can't copy/paste from Snopes, or I'm just a spaz, but there it is. Bonus: the article mentions a bonehead employee of my own home county who sent a very racist email via her work account.

re: #113 alegrias

* * *
Yes! Forget democrats Malthusian malignant ideas of change--mea culpa maxima and wearing hair-shirts and taking undeserved punishment.

Who wants to repeat Jimmy Carter's idea of changing America into a weak, out of gas, depleted, listless, depressed shadow of its former glory?

O-ba-ma O-ba-ma O-ba-ma O-ba-ma O-ba-ma O-ba-ma O-ba-ma O-ba-ma

re: #109 Killian Bundy

The Commission on Presidential Debates has announced the moderators for the four presidential/vice presidential debates

SURPRISE!

/it's a moonbat quadfecta

Agreed. McCain should insist that the rules stipulate that the Press may not speak for more than 30 seconds at a time and for no more than 3 minutes each cumulative. Also he should insist that the candidates must be allowed to question each other directly twice in each question round.

Mort Kondracke makes an excellent point today:

If the going gets rough in Afghanistan, will a party that wanted to pull out of the Iraq "quagmire" at the first sign of trouble really back President Obama as he wages war, or will Democrats fracture as they did over the Vietnam War 40 years ago?

A Gallup Poll last week showed signs of potential trouble. While Americans generally believe -- by a margin of 68 percent to 28 percent -- that it was correct for the U.S. to send troops to Afghanistan, a full 41 percent of Democrats believe it was a mistake.

Only 55 percent of Democrats believe it was a correct move, as compared with 88 percent of Republicans and 65 percent of Independents.

Almost certainly, Democrats will heavily dominate Congress next year. They -- and Obama, too -- have extensive domestic priorities to meet and will face a huge budget deficit at the outset. Will they want another war to dominate their agenda?

Democrats continue to be out of touch.

re: #114 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Ever have one of those three meat sandwiches- corned beef, Roast beef and pastrami on good rye, a side of coleslaw and a nice "done" pickle. I no longer eat meat but remember the days of excellent deli

re: #110 reine.de.tout

Billy-Bob!
Jim-Bob!
Sally-Lou!
Lou-Bob! (?)

And don't forget my redneck daughters; Scout, Ranger, Cherokee, F150, and Krystal Beth.

re: #117 HoosierHoops

Feeling alittle better Dorian?

No, I still feel like crap..............Just couldn't sleep or lie in bed any more...

re: #109 Killian Bundy

The Commission on Presidential Debates has announced the moderators for the four presidential/vice presidential debates

SURPRISE!

/it's a moonbat quadfecta

* * *

BRIT HUME

CHRIS WALLACE

CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER

JUAN WILLIAMS

(Why not the best?)

Yup. I'm lookin' for some of the made up ones, like Kishawn, and Chanikwa. I mean, why not just go with the regulars, like Rastus, or Rufus? That way, when they don't make land or cause Death and Destruction, they can be renamed to something like Lin-no-leum or Ass-Best-os?

re: #102 madisonsfriend

Bubba
Sissy
Bobby Joe
Bobbie Jo
Billy Joe
Billie Joe
Jimmy Ray
Tammy Faye
Wynette
Dreama
Charlene
Darlene
Carlene
Waynard
Waylon
Waynelle
Ora Lee
Ona Mae
Tommy Dee
TJ
BJ
RC
JR
......and many, many more

re: #116 CIA Reject

GMTA!

Wish I was a home. Got some nice english muffin bread, some pastrami, some pepperjack cheese, with some garlic peppercorn mustard and some wasabi mayonaise. Grill it with a little olive oil and garlic butter on the bread. Heaven.

Oh look, its lunch time.

re: #84 doppelganglander

Has NOAA finally responded to the important concerns of Sheila Jackson Lee? You may recall she wanted hurricane name lists to include more "black" names. I was on tenterhooks wondering what that would entail.

NOAA shows the name list through 2013. Sheila Jackson Lee can decide for herself if the names are 'black' enough.

Is it racist to say that you can make a name 'blacker' just by putting La' in front of it? (No offense intended) I got a 50,000 baby name book in 2000 that seemed to do just that. They easily added 25% to their numbers with that and similar tricks.

re: #124 madisonsfriend

Ever have one of those three meat sandwiches- corned beef, Roast beef and pastrami on good rye, a side of coleslaw and a nice "done" pickle. I no longer eat meat but remember the days of excellent deli

With Dr Brown's Cel-Ray

re: #122 lifeofthemind

Agreed. McCain should insist that the rules stipulate that the Press may not speak for more than 30 seconds at a time and for no more than 3 minutes each cumulative. Also he should insist that the candidates must be allowed to question each other directly twice in each question round.

He should also stipulate that there must be absolutely no contact between these moderators and their organisations and the candidates and their campaign staff.
Otherwise they'll brief BO to the full, and he'll learn the correct answers by heart ...

re: #128 Cap'n DOC

Yup. I'm lookin' for some of the made up ones, like Kishawn, and Chanikwa. I mean, why not just go with the regulars, like Rastus, or Rufus? That way, when they don't make land or cause Death and Destruction, they can be renamed to something like Lin-no-leum or Ass-Best-os?

Anfernee, Sizzlelean, and Velveeta

re: #127 alegrias

* * *

BRIT HUME

CHRIS WALLACE

CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER

JUAN WILLIAMS

(Why not the best?)

Moonbat heads across the country would explode at the mere suggestion...

re: #124 madisonsfriend

Ever have one of those three meat sandwiches- corned beef, Roast beef and pastrami on good rye, a side of coleslaw and a nice "done" pickle. I no longer eat meat but remember the days of excellent deli

I like corned beef, pastrami, and chopped liver, on pumpernickel. Preferably from a good Kosher deli.
Mmmmmm. My arteries don't like it, though.

re: #130 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Wish I was a home. Got some nice english muffin bread, some pastrami, some pepperjack cheese, with some garlic peppercorn mustard and some wasabi mayonaise. Grill it with a little olive oil and garlic butter on the bread. Heaven.

Oh look, its lunch time.

Enjoy!

re: #120 doppelganglander

That's a parody. This is actually true.

Apparently, you can't copy/paste from Snopes, or I'm just a spaz, but there it is. Bonus: the article mentions a bonehead employee of my own home county who sent a very racist email via her work account.

I see there is a hurricane "Barry" planned for 2013.

re: #120 doppelganglander

That's a parody. This is actually true.

Apparently, you can't copy/paste from Snopes, or I'm just a spaz, but there it is. Bonus: the article mentions a bonehead employee of my own home county who sent a very racist email via her work account.

Actually, I've noticed an increase in Hispanic names over the years. Nothing wrong with that.

(Does it need to be said, but who the hell cares? lol)

re: #128 Cap'n DOC

Yup. I'm lookin' for some of the made up ones, like Kishawn, and Chanikwa. I mean, why not just go with the regulars, like Rastus, or Rufus? That way, when they don't make land or cause Death and Destruction, they can be renamed to something like Lin-no-leum or Ass-Best-os?

Hey! Don't be dissin on Rufus!

re: #109 Killian Bundy

Likely questions:

Sen. McCain: Why are you so old and mean?

Sen. Obama: What is your favorite color?

Sen. McCain: Do you run unfair attack ads against Sen. Obama because you are old and mean, or is there another reason?

Sen. Obama: Do you and Michelle ever argue about how the dishwasher should be loaded?

Sen. McCain: Some say you were mean before you were old. Do you think you have gotten meaner as you have aged or is it just a more mature mean?

Sen. Obama: Which of your daughters will get first pick for their White House bedroom?

re: #135 doriangrey

Moonbat heads across the country would explode at the mere suggestion...

* * *
FRED BARNES

WILLIAM KRISTOL

heheheheh

(and if he weren't terminally ill, ROBERT NOVAK!)

re: #130 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Wish I was a home. Got some nice english muffin bread, some pastrami, some pepperjack cheese, with some garlic peppercorn mustard and some wasabi mayonaise. Grill it with a little olive oil and garlic butter on the bread. Heaven.

Oh look, its lunch time.

Wow! . That sounds like a great sandwich.

re: #129 wolfie

I think Cletus Spuckler and his wife Brandine can supply the definitive list:

Gummy Sue, Tiffany, Andie, Gordon, Lizzie, Jackson, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Rubella Scabies, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Cubert, Condoleezza Marie, Phil, Birthday, Crystal Meth, Dubya, Incest, International Harvester, Jitney, Witney, Mary, Stabbed in Jail

re: #108 Cognito

LOL. With you - I always kid.

re: #135 doriangrey

Moonbat heads across the country would explode at the mere suggestion...

Moonbat heads would explode if even ONE of the moderators were not a bona fide liberal.

*spit*

re: #141 karmic_inquisitor

Likely questions:

Sen. McCain: Why are you so old and mean?

Sen. Obama: What is your favorite color?

Sen. McCain: Do you run unfair attack ads against Sen. Obama because you are old and mean, or is there another reason?

Sen. Obama: Do you and Michelle ever argue about how the dishwasher should be loaded?

Sen. McCain: Some say you were mean before you were old. Do you think you have gotten meaner as you have aged or is it just a more mature mean?

Sen. Obama: Which of your daughters will get first pick for their White House bedroom?

* * * *
You're updating the Saturday Night Live skit where Hillary complained she got the tough questions, whereas the Celebrity American was offered comfy pillows and fawned on!

Behe from Disco is on Dennis Prager right now. 870 am Los Angeles. Live feed upper left.

re: #135 doriangrey

Moonbat heads across the country would explode at the mere suggestion...

Or,

Mark Steyn

The Islamists (read: CAIR) would go nuts.

re: #144 doppelganglander

I think Cletus Spuckler and his wife Brandine can supply the definitive list:

Gummy Sue, Tiffany, Andie, Gordon, Lizzie, Jackson, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Rubella Scabies, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Cubert, Condoleezza Marie, Phil, Birthday, Crystal Meth, Dubya, Incest, International Harvester, Jitney, Witney, Mary, Stabbed in Jail

LOL Phil!

re: #133 yma o hyd

He should also stipulate that there must be absolutely no contact between these moderators and their organisations and the candidates and their campaign staff.
Otherwise they'll brief BO to the full, and he'll learn the correct answers by heart ...

To late for that, make more sense to insist that both candidates get advance notice of the questions.

re: #125 Occasional Reader

And don't forget my redneck daughters; Scout, Ranger, Cherokee, F150, and Krystal Beth.

Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel's childrens:

Tiffany,
Heather,
Cody,
Dylan,
Dermot,
Jordan,
Taylor,
Brittany,
Wesley,
Rumer,
Scout,
Cassidy,
Zoe,
Chloe,
Max,
Hunter,
Kendall,
Caitlin,
Noah,
Sasha,
Morgan,
Kyra,
Ian,
Lauren,
Cubert (or Q-bert?),
Phil
Condoleezza Marie
Rubella Scabies
Gummy Sue
Carl Durant
Mary Wrestlemania

re: #141 karmic_inquisitor

Heh. More:

Sen. McCain: When did you stop calling your wife the "c-word"?

Sen. Obama: Have your eyes always been that dreamy?

Sen. McCain: Do you hate people of color because you're old and mean, or is it mostly because you're a Republican?

Sen. Obama: Is there anything you can't do?

re: #150 Honorary Yooper

Or,

Mark Steyn

The Islamists (read: CAIR) would go nuts.

Ummmm, Yoop, their already nuts, but point well taken...

re: #149 HelloDare

Behe from Disco is on Dennis Prager right now. 870 am Los Angeles. Live feed upper left.

Hope Prager rips him a new one.

re: #154 Occasional Reader

Sen. Obama: Is there anything you can't do?

Everything.

re: #154 Occasional Reader

Heh. More:

Sen. McCain: When did you stop calling your wife the "c-word"?

Sen. Obama: Have your eyes always been that dreamy?

Sen. McCain: Do you hate people of color because you're old and mean, or is it mostly because you're a Republican?

Sen. Obama: Is there anything you can't do?

Publish any academic papers.....

re: #156 Honorary Yooper

Hope Prager rips him a new one.

No way. Prager is sympathetic. So is Michael Medved. Very disappointing.

Suddenly I'm hungry

re: #143 reine.de.tout

Wow! . That sounds like a great sandwich.

Yup, and I'm stuck on a conference call right now.

grrrr

re: #160 lifeofthemind

Suddenly I'm hungry

Ya, some evil bastage had to go on and on about pastrami...

re: #153 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I was faster, but you were better formatted.

BTW, the name of one of my daughters is on that list. No, it is not Crystal Meth.

re: #161 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Yup, and I'm stuck on a conference call right now.

grrrr

Two words: "Mute Button" :-)

I doubt that many of you have seen this, it is after all HuffPo. But there is some worthwhile stuff here amongst the horsecrap.

Obama returned from Europe triumphant. An America that yearns to regain the world's respect...

Oh, puleeze.

Could Barack Obama possibly get any luckier? It turns out, yes, he can. The caricature of everything wrong with the Republican party, the longest-serving, biggest-spending, pork-devouring Republican in Washington, Senator Ted Stevens, has been indicted on seven felony charges. A timely poster-boy for Republican corruption, he will be cooked publicly on his own clandestinely secured Viking grill.

Well, okay. Point taken.

Despite the McCain campaign's effectiveness, however, the best campaign against Barack Obama is not being run by his opponent, but by Barack Obama.

Word.

In the defining moment of his life, McCain was willing to give everything for one thing, and that one thing was his country. Contrast that with Obama, who has told America that he is "a proud citizen of the United States and a fellow citizen of the world.

Preach it Brother, preach it.

John McCain is a complete and well-formed man. Barack Obama is completing himself. As he moves to fit what he perceives to be a right-of-center country, he distances himself from the simple and authentic passion of a young candidate who once pledged "Change We Can Believe In."

This is the trap Barack Obama has made for himself, the one he cannot escape, the one Hillary Clinton foresaw, the one that may doom him. The Obama campaign knows it too. In fear the dream is being lost drop-by-drop, they are going negative on John McCain.

Whoa now Brother. I'm not so sure I'd have preached that. You're likely to get run off the plantation preaching that.

re: #126 doriangrey

No, I still feel like crap..............Just couldn't sleep or lie in bed any more...

I've hired a brazilian super model to board a plane to Cali and deliver you hot tea, flu meds and a menthol chest rub..and tuck you in tonight.
/ Had to pay her in euro's..but it was worth it.
//psstt.. keep an eye on your keys to the vette.

You know you're a redneck when....your name is so odd that there isn't even a keychain for you at Dollywood.

BTDT

re: #159 HelloDare

No way. Prager is sympathetic. So is Michael Medved. Very disappointing.

'Tis a shame. Behe is a such a shill, IMHO.

Just heard on Rush Obama making fun of McCain re: "drill here drill now" saying "where was McCain standing when he said that?"

Well Obama is a real idiot, because Obama was in Youngstown OH when he said it. There are oil wells in Youngstown - the pepper the country side. Most of the oil was extracted decades ago, but some wells still pump.

Here are the yellow pages for oil well servicing companies in Youngstown.

Moveon dot org ready to rumble and Betray US, on energy this time.

From The Hill, “MoveOn Plans to Push Back Hard Against House GOP” by Klaus Marre

Here’s perhaps the best news of the morning! MoveOn is going to mark out the “don’t drill” territory of the energy debate as its own. Perhaps the organization can play the same constructive role it did when David Petraeus testified before congress:

MoveOn is planning to get involved.

“Republicans have been escalating their attacks on [Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama (Ill.)] and the Democrats over oil drilling, and we need to push back hard,” the group said in an e-mail to supporters, asking them to come to a 4 p.m. rally at the Capitol.

“Speaker Pelosi blocked their plan because it won't help lower gas prices—but it will line the pockets of Big Oil executives, the same people donating millions of dollars to Republicans,” the e-mail said. “But Republicans are working hard to make it seem like they're fighting for cash-strapped commuters—and not the oil companies who wrote their plan.”

The group plans to point to the ties between the GOP and Big Oil.

“We’ve invited the media, and having a good crowd is critical to show them that voters don’t want oil industry gimmicks—they want real solutions like alternative energy to solve our energy crisis,” the e-mail said.

MoveOn acknowledged that “Republicans have been dominating the debate around gas prices for weeks with their sham drilling plan,” adding that the House protest is “getting a lot of press coverage.”

Is it just my impression, or has the left been curiously anxious to bestow a wealth of gifts on the McCain campaign recently?

Posted by Dean Barnett at 11:51 AM
Required Reading at [Link: www.weeklystandard.com...] today

re: #169 karmic_inquisitor

Just heard on Rush Obama making fun of McCain re: "drill here drill now" saying "where was McCain standing when he said that?"

He was standing in the United States of America.

re: #166 HoosierHoops

I've hired a brazilian super model to board a plane to Cali and deliver you hot tea, flu meds and a menthol chest rub..and tuck you in tonight.
/ Had to pay her in euro's..but it was worth it.
//psstt.. keep an eye on your keys to the vette.

Mumbles something about cold dead hands...

Oh, Behe's talking about the watch!

re: #164 CIA Reject

Two words: "Mute Button" :-)

I'm the one doing the talking explaining to managers why the government audit team can't tell the difference between their ass and a hole in the ground.

re: #163 doppelganglander

I was faster, but you were better formatted.

BTW, the name of one of my daughters is on that list. No, it is not Crystal Meth.

Mary Wrestlemania?

re: #173 Josephine

Oh, Behe's talking about the watch!

*groan*

re: #173 Josephine

Oh, Behe's talking about the watch!

You're kidding me. I thought they would have dropped that one by now. It's just plain dumb.

re: #173 Josephine

Oh, Behe's talking about the watch!

Josephine - don't want to distract you from Behe, but you are on the list of names for Atlantic storms this year! Nana is on there too . .

re: #166 HoosierHoops

I've hired a brazilian super model to board a plane to Cali and deliver you hot tea, flu meds and a menthol chest rub..and tuck you in tonight.
/ Had to pay her in euro's..but it was worth it.
//psstt.. keep an eye on your keys to the vette.

(pouting) I'd like to think he'd be as happy if I were the one bringing him the hot tea...

re: #175 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I thought Crystal Meth.

(Although I think my "Krystal Beth" is funnier, but the Simpsons people ain't paying me)

re: #178 reine.de.tout

Josephine - don't want to distract you from Behe, but you are on the list of names for Atlantic storms this year! Nana is on there too . .

Why dont you just toss a fruit cup into the middle of the room... lol...lol...lol...

re: #131 CyanSnowHawk

Those names really crack me up.

I think my next baby should be LaWriterShataquqaDevonLaTiquak.

re: #174 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I'm the one doing the talking explaining to managers why the government audit team can't tell the difference between their ass and a hole in the ground.

Oh, I see- talk fast maybe?

re: #174 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

That's because there is no difference.

re: #175 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Actually, it's Caitlin, but International Harvester was our second choice.

re: #179 goddessoftheclassroom

(pouting) I'd like to think he'd be as happy if I were the one bringing him the hot tea...

I would probably be happy if anyone brought me the hot tea...

re: #176 scottishbuzzsaw

Mr. Prager has invited callers who accept "Darwinism" to phone in and challenge Behe. I hope someone will.

Now Behe's talking about automobiles.

Cars and watches! Proof God created the world!

Mr. Prager obviously doesn't understand the science.

re: #169 karmic_inquisitor

Just heard on Rush Obama making fun of McCain re: "drill here drill now" saying "where was McCain standing when he said that?"

Well Obama is a real idiot, because Obama was in Youngstown OH when he said it. There are oil wells in Youngstown - the pepper the country side. Most of the oil was extracted decades ago, but some wells still pump.

Here are the yellow pages for oil well servicing companies in Youngstown.

Where the oil fields and top wells are. Northern Ohio. Southern Ohio.

re: #183 CIA Reject

Oh, I see- talk fast maybe?

Doesnt matter right now, the guys I was going to go to lunch with snuck out without me.

Bastards. I'll just leave an hour or so early and call it lunch today.

re: #186 doriangrey

I would probably be happy if anyone brought me the hot tea...

That's not quite the reassuring compliment I was hoping for...

re: #185 doppelganglander

Actually, it's Caitlin, but International Harvester was our second choice.

Hey, no joke, I have a distant ancestor named Preserved Fish.

They don't give tropical storms redneck names for pure safety reasons.

Picture if you will the poor weatherguesser standing in the blast of the wind and rain whilst trying to get out all three names of the storm.

'Cause all rednecks have three names. And you always say them all when on TV. Hint, if the middle one is 'Wayne' you're talking about a mass murderer.

You're walking on a beach, and you find a gold pocket watch. Would you:

A) Assume that all the parts of the watch had just fallen out of the sky randomly in that order;
B) Assume that an intelligence had designed the watch; or
C) Hock the watch and use the money to buy drugs?

WTF is this about Behe and a watch?

re: #187 Josephine

Mr. Prager has invited callers who accept "Darwinism" to phone in and challenge Behe. I hope someone will.

Now Behe's talking about automobiles.

Cars and watches! Proof God created the world!

Mr. Prager obviously doesn't understand the science.

It is perfectly acceptable to believe in God as the Creator, and also believe the science of evolution.

I wonder if Prager fully understands the full implications of the Creationist/ID agenda.

re: #187 Josephine

Now Behe's talking about automobiles.

Is it the "tornado goes through a junkyard and creates a working Porsche" thing?

Is Behe really this lame?

Anyone see "Idiocracy"? The President's name is Dwayne Alozando Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

re: #190 goddessoftheclassroom

That's not quite the reassuring compliment I was hoping for...

ROTFLMAO.... Sorry cutie pie, being ill kind of gives me a bleak outlook...

re: #178 reine.de.tout

Josephine - don't want to distract you from Behe, but you are on the list of names for Atlantic storms this year! Nana is on there too . .

Yeeeha, stand back! A storm that will take you out for coffee and ask about your feelings!

Yah? What's the watch talk?

re: #189 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Doesnt matter right now, the guys I was going to go to lunch with snuck out without me.

Bastards. I'll just leave an hour or so early and call it lunch today.

Oh, man.
I printed out your sammich recipe to make for lunch tomorrow. It really sounded good. Almost made me want a second lunch today.

re: #193 Occasional Reader

You're walking on a beach, and you find a gold pocket watch. Would you:

A) Assume that all the parts of the watch had just fallen out of the sky randomly in that order;
B) Assume that an intelligence had designed the watch; or
C) Hock the watch and use the money to buy drugs?

D) That a supernova had occurred 11 billion years ago, and the watch simply condensed from the residue and fell onto the beach from outer space.

re: #193 Occasional Reader

You're walking on a beach, and you find a gold pocket watch. Would you:

A) Assume that all the parts of the watch had just fallen out of the sky randomly in that order;
B) Assume that an intelligence had designed the watch; or
C) Hock the watch and use the money to buy drugs?

D. Stand there with my foot over it while telling the owner, "Naw, I ain't seen no watches."

re: #198 doriangrey

ROTFLMAO.... Sorry cutie pie, being ill kind of gives me a bleak outlook...

Maybe this will help:
[Link: icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com...]

re: #181 doriangrey

Why dont you just toss a fruit cup into the middle of the room... lol...lol...lol...

Ummmm, I don't get it.

re: #202 itellu3times

E) All of the above

re: #56 JamesTKirk

Depends on who wins. When Dubya won, the homeless problem which had vanished under Clinton suddenly came back.

That's really true, and it's getting so old. Bashing W for 8 years now. If Obama wasn't so ignorant, I'd hope for him just to get the media to lay off bashing for a while and give us a breather.

re: #202 itellu3times

D) That a supernova had occurred 11 billion years ago, and the watch simply condensed from the residue and fell onto the beach from outer space.

E) It is my watch, give it back!

re: #171 itellu3times

He was standing in the United States of America.

What a stupid place to campaign for the US presidency. Europe is way cooler.

re: #118 goddessoftheclassroom

Reuben sandwiches...bliss!

I had just been thinking of having one for lunch when suddenly the topic of corned beef comes up.

re: #202 itellu3times

D) That a supernova had occurred 11 billion years ago, and the watch simply condensed from the residue and fell onto the beach from outer space.

E. Sell the damned watch and buy a couple gallons of gasoline...

re: #171 itellu3times

He was standing in the United States of America.

Was that in one of the 57 states?

re: #201 reine.de.tout

Oh, man.
I printed out your sammich recipe to make for lunch tomorrow. It really sounded good. Almost made me want a second lunch today.

Ha, a back up lunch plan has made itself available.

THE DAY IS MINE!

Hmmm.... Iraq to end up with $79 billion surplus, largely due to oil prices.

Figure that half that amount gets lost through the typical graft and corruption found in the Middle East, and they've still got a nice bunch of money to upgrade their infrastructure, get on their feet, and that's got to get the Democrats worried.

re: #211 doriangrey

Aren't you supposed to be at work? I mean someone has to support me while I'm looking for another frakkin' job?!

re: #210 wannabuyaduck

I had just been thinking of having one for lunch when suddenly the topic of corned beef comes up.

Had one for dinner last night, not much of an appetite right now...

re: #187 Josephine

Mr. Prager has invited callers who accept "Darwinism" to phone in and challenge Behe. I hope someone will.

Now Behe's talking about automobiles.

Cars and watches! Proof God created the world!

Mr. Prager obviously doesn't understand the science.

I hope so, too. But someone calm, well-spoken, and not prone to explosions of potty-mouthness! (Is that a word?)

re: #195 reine.de.tout

It is perfectly acceptable to believe in God as the Creator, and also believe the science of evolution.

Agreed!

I wonder if Prager fully understands the full implications of the Creationist/ID agenda.

I doubt it, based on what he is saying.

re: #193 Occasional Reader

You're walking on a beach, and you find a gold pocket watch. Would you:

A) Assume that all the parts of the watch had just fallen out of the sky randomly in that order;
B) Assume that an intelligence had designed the watch; or
C) Hock the watch and use the money to buy drugs?

D) All the above
/moonbat off

re: #136 Kosh's Shadow

I like corned beef, pastrami, and chopped liver, on pumpernickel. Preferably from a good Kosher deli.

Close to the old Tommy Lasorda special - salami, turkey, and chopped liver, on rye, with slaw. From the days before lipitor.

re: #200 WriterMom

Yah? What's the watch talk?

I'm assuming (but I'm not the one listening to Behe on Prager) that it's the old "you find a pocket watch in the forest, would you think the gears all fell into place in exactly that pattern, or that an intelligence had made the watch?" wheeze. It takes a licking, but keeps on ticking.

re: #215 pingjockey

Aren't you supposed to be at work? I mean someone has to support me while I'm looking for another frakkin' job?!

I'm home sick with a frickin cold, or flu or something... I feel like hell, run over twice and backed up on once just for good measures...

re: #220 itellu3times

Leave out the liver and I'm good.

re: #200 WriterMom

Yah? What's the watch talk?

See #149.

re: #222 doriangrey
I absolutely think summer colds/flu are the worst. Get better soon.

re: #210 wannabuyaduck

Whatabout the HASH?

re: #225 pingjockey

I absolutely think summer colds/flu are the worst. Get better soon.

I'm not sure which is making me feel worse, the cold/flu, or the medicine...

re: #196 Occasional Reader

Is it the "tornado goes through a junkyard and creates a working Porsche" thing?

Is Behe really this lame?

Yes. Prager's buying it, too.

re: #226 Cap'n DOC

Whatabout the HASH?

You get put in jail for that in Dubai.

re: #228 Josephine

Yes. Prager's buying it, too.

How sad.

re: #206 pingjockey

E) All of the above

F) Jesus Christ got up early this morning, went down to the beach, built a watch out of sand, and left it there for you to find, with fake engraving of "to fred, from all the gang".

I believe (F) is basically the ID argument.

I wish Prager would ask Behe to define complexity.

re: #226 Cap'n DOC

Whatabout the HASH?

I gave up smoking the hash way back in the early 90's, it made me paranoid confused and I often forgot what I was doing...

re: #141 karmic_inquisitor

Likely questions:

Sen. McCain: Why are you so old and mean?

Sen. Obama: What is your favorite color?

Sen. McCain: Do you run unfair attack ads against Sen. Obama because you are old and mean, or is there another reason?

Sen. Obama: Do you and Michelle ever argue about how the dishwasher should be loaded?

Sen. McCain: Some say you were mean before you were old. Do you think you have gotten meaner as you have aged or is it just a more mature mean?

Did you steal this from SNL? It sounds like their show with reporters "questioning" Barack and Hillary
Sen. Obama: Which of your daughters will get first pick for their White House bedroom?

On FNC now, Mike Gravel trying to beat Luap Nor for biggest loon in politics. Told a crowd to stalk some US attorney.

re: #220 itellu3times

Close to the old Tommy Lasorda special - salami, turkey, and chopped liver, on rye, with slaw. From the days before lipitor.

And do you know what gribbnes are? It's not chppoed liver without gribbnes.

re: #39 marjoriemoon

LOL You guys are funny.

I'm still scratching my head over "Marvin" though!

Marvin the Paranoid Android from 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'.

re: #233 doriangrey

I gave up smoking the hash way back in the early 90's, it made me paranoid confused and I often forgot what I was doing...

You don't smoke hash, dorian. You fry it up in a cast iron spyder till slightly crisp and serve it with two basted hen eggs...what? Oh. Nevermind.

re: #217 scottishbuzzsaw

I hope so, too. But someone calm, well-spoken, and not prone to explosions of potty-mouthness! (Is that a word?)

Where are Salamantis and Sharmuta when we need them?!

Charles: Please give the hamsters a raise..
I believe they are doing a work slow down in protest.. you know..the old blue tuesday syndrome.

re: #239 Josephine

Where are Salamantis and Sharmuta when we need them?!

Getting well-deserved rest?

re: #238 razorbacker

You don't smoke hash, dorian. You fry it up in a cast iron spyder till slightly crisp and serve it with two basted hen eggs...what? Oh. Nevermind.

ROTFLMAO... Well I was a rock star back then, its not surprising that I got it wrong since I got practically everything I did wrong back then...

re: #236 madisonsfriend

And do you know what gribbnes are? It's not chppoed liver without gribbnes.

Google sez gribbens, and it comes out something like pork rinds, grattons. Never had it in a deli, or by that name! With chopped liver, you say?

re: #83 lifeofthemind

Obama's underinflated campaign.

Reminds of the go-cart we had as kids. Nothing but wood, some little tires, steered by a rope and no brakes. We'd go down the street in front of our house and steer (?) it into our front yard. Braking was done by dragging our feet. It's amazing none of us didn't get killed. Ah, the good old days.

re: #228 Josephine

Yes. Prager's buying it, too.

And here I thought Behe was supposed to be the smart IDer. This reheated crap is the best he can come up with?

re: #97 Big Steve

what no 'Obama'

They're saving that for the next Category 5 storm.

re: #191 Big Steve

Hey, no joke, I have a distant ancestor named Preserved Fish.

That's awesome! It sounds like one of those Puritan "quality" names, like Prudence or Charity, but no one thought to see how it would look with the last name.

re: #245 Occasional Reader

And here I thought Behe was supposed to be the smart IDer. This reheated crap is the best he can come up with?

They shouldn't have made ID political. Having to bring everything out for inspection has proved harmful regarding the state of their arguments.

re: #178 reine.de.tout

Josephine - don't want to distract you from Behe, but you are on the list of names for Atlantic storms this year! Nana is on there too . .

I'm on for 2012! Just in time for the end of the world!

Wow, a caller named Michael just totally ticked off Dennis Prager. Mr. Prager was so angry he was yelling.

Michael made some good points, then said (I hope I've got this right) if Darwinism was proven wrong, you'd have to close all the medical schools because modern medicine is based on modern biology which is based on Darwinism.

That's what set off Mr. Prager. He said he was angry then started yelling stuff like, "You can believe in witchcraft and make an antibiotic!" Etc.

re: #242 doriangrey

ROTFLMAO... Well I was a rock star back then, its not surprising that I got it wrong since I got practically everything I did wrong back then...

I clicked your nic, and you're not joking! Very cool.

Whoa. I just turned on Dennis Prager's show to hear him conclude a rant in favor of Michael Behe.

Been working on this server stuff, so I missed the show. I'll have to listen later.

re: #251 Josephine

That's odd. Why did that make him angry?