Is Larry trying to raise funds for a better rug?

Besides, we all know Barry sprung fully formed from the head of George Soros.

But....but.....but.....I heard he was born on Uranus and was here to 'serve man'.......

There are plenty of substantive reasons to not vote for Obama, without resorting to Internet chain letters.

re: #2 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Besides, we all know Barry sprung fully formed from the head of George Soros.

Which head?

/looks around

re: #4 Ward Cleaver

There are plenty of substantive reasons to not vote for Obama, without resorting to Internet chain letters.

Like that fact he is 50% white!

If Larry Johnson is involved, then it's bogus. Smart move Charles.

re: #6 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Like that fact he is 50% white!

Oh brother.

/funny

Hmm a blog concerned about publishing credible reports.

Maybe the MSM should get a clue.

Doctor, Doctor Give me the News...

I think I'm suffering from TMO - (Too Much Obamanation) Is there a cure?

/

re: #6 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

HOW DARE YOU point out the fact that blObama threw his white half under the bus along with his white grandmother, mother and any other 'whitey' that he's been involved with throughout his life.

heheheeh.

re: #7 seekeroftruth

If Larry Johnson is involved, then it's bogus. Smart move Charles.

It's like those penthouse forum letters...you know they're fake, I know they're fake, but there are always those who will believe that the hot blonde in the secreterial pool just couldn't resist that poor guy with the pocket protector down in IT.

Birth certificate? Obama don't need no steenking birth certificate!

I don't want to see B.S. being promoted here at LGF.
BUT
Where can I find an overview of this so called Obama birth certificate story.
I have no idea what it is about.

NObama!
But let's do it with facts.

Can I still post abount Medieval Robots Fighting ?

there are enough REAL REASONS to oppose obama with out making up things out of whole cloth. even if this is semi true does it make any difference?

Good for you charles.once again keeping this blog free of the non-sense that others will use only to increase hits,at the cost of their credability.(and providing fodder for the likes of koz or du to lampoon the right.)

Immaculate means never having a Birth Certificate.

re: #3 Sponge

But....but.....but.....I heard he was born on Uranus and was here to 'serve man'.......

Too bad he wasn't born on Uranus 'cause then maybe Preparation H would get rid of him.
/

I agree, this as well as the other two threads (Barack as a crypto-muslim, Barack as the antichrist) emanating from the weirdos out there play into the left's hands and all three are counterproductive.

We get fresh sticks to club Obama with every time he speaks and everytime he hops on the bus to drive over a former associate - we sure as hell don't have to make shit up to win. It detracts from our credibility if we try to help LJ and other roaches pimp their cess.

How about links relating to Elvis being alive?

re: #21 jill e

How about links relating to Elvis being alive?

He's not dead. He just went home. /agent k

re: #18 Ben Hur

But they're still trying to figure out "Who's your Daddy, now?"

As I've said before, I don't give a rat about that "birth certificate" story.

Obama is a Marxist. That alone should surpass any other reason NOT to vote for him.

re: #4 Ward Cleaver

There are plenty of substantive reasons to not vote for Obama, without resorting to Internet chain letters.

Amen.

If I EVER get around to making my Obama Rumor/Obama Fact page, I will address this issue (and probably debunk it).

Oh, where is any free time?

re: #26 zombie

If I EVER get around to making my Obama Rumor/Obama Fact page, I will address this issue (and probably debunk it).

Oh, where is any free time?

Nevah!

Rats! and I was sure that the next link was going to announce that experts had found a long-lost VanGogh under the thing!

Russia is positioning itself in a truly frightening way in Georgia should (when) Israel goes after Iran's nuclear ambitions and people are concerned about Barack Obama's birth certificate? unfrickinbelievable!

My personal favorite: The Weekly World News!

Theme for thi Thread

re: #26 zombie

If I EVER get around to making my Obama Rumor/Obama Fact page, I will address this issue (and probably debunk it).

Oh, where is any free time?

It may be time to delegate.

Barry paid a visit to his grandmama in Hawaii but not with Michie and the kids.
Why wasn't it a good thing for the kids to visit their grandmother?
Apparently he didn't even take her out for Chinese food. What kind of crap grandson is he?

Leave this to the PUMA's -- it's their issue. LOL

Hey!
where'd my "s" go?

Bringing up the "birth certificate" garbage is not going to win Republicans the election. I think Obama is plenty bad on issues concerning the economy, taxes, Iraq, and War on Terror. We don't need made up stories to defeat him.

I hate to keep asking this question. Please forgive me.

What in the hell is a spin-off link? I am ashamed that I do not konw after so long. But I don't. Will someone please answer me?

Besides, there's so much more fun to be had with the Obamessiah. Like wondering what he'll do if (ah say "IF" ) Hillary calls for a floor vote at the DNC. Even better, what will he do if some of the Super Delegates decide that they don't think he's got the stuff after a few weeks respite from his magical aura, and vote Hillary!?

Recreate '68 Denver '08

It's even better than Operation Chaos :-)

re: #26 zombie

If I EVER get around to making my Obama Rumor/Obama Fact page, I will address this issue (and probably debunk it).

Oh, where is any free time?

Same place it was when you were trying to get page two of your last photo essay done - spent here commenting on threads ;-)

re: #26 zombie

Free Time

As in: "your copious spare time between two and four in the morning when not occupied with sleeping."

I've heard about this free time. Kinda of like vacations...

re: #26 zombie

Hey Zom: speaking of free time..did you get out today and walk or run in the city?
/lucky

re: #20 Thanos

Def'nitely agree.

re: #29 NTropy

not for nothing but,most folks don't even know that the russians are in georgia.if you told them they would probably ask if the braves are going to cancel any games becauseof it.

Hopefully the National Enquirer is working on something substantial!

130,000 refugees flee the Southern Phillipines to avoid being drawn into fight between MILF and the government.

The number of Filipinos displaced from their homes since fighting began late last week between government forces and Islamic separatists in the southern Philippines reached 130,000 on Monday, officials said. The military and the police sent more troops to fight the rebels.

Social welfare officials warned of a potential humanitarian disaster as the fighting between troops and elements of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front, which had been confined to two provinces, threatened to spill over to other areas. The Moro Islamic Liberation Front is a separatist group that has been fighting for an Islamic state in the southern region of Mindanao for several decades.

Local media reported that thousands of residents, the majority of them Muslims, had been fleeing their homes since Friday, many in carts pulled by water buffaloes.

Thousands of refugees had been housed in more than 40 refugee centers, officials said, but most of them had chosen to leave their communities and seek shelter with relatives in other provinces.

As of Monday, officials said two soldiers and at least 15 rebels had been killed in the fighting, which erupted on Thursday after separatist forces refused to vacate nine villages in North Cotabato Province.

This is yet another conflict where Islamists want to create their own state withing a state, and use all manner of terrorism and piracy to achieve their ends.

re: #30 jill e

My personal favorite: The Weekly World News!

CIVIL WAR BABIES
Posted on 27 July 2008

DURING the Civil War, the Confederacy won a victory in the Battle of Chickamauga and the North’s need for more soldiers forced President Lincoln to create a new branch of the infantry.

The perfect quote describing my feelings towards Barry O:

"The wider he smiled and called us friend, the tighter we clung to our purses."

re: #37 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Some people spell konw "know". But I don't.

Speaking of un-welcom links.

Does anyone looking at the Obama Salute poster get a mental link to goatse?

**Warning**
If you don't know it don't google it you don't want to know.

re: #30 jill e

My personal favorite: The Weekly World News!

Sad thing is that CBS/ABC/NBC/CNN/MSNBC are about as reliable as Weekly World News lately.

Dahveed nailed it on the head. Obama is his own worst enemy, the truth is the biggest case against Obama. I admit I bought into the Michelle Obama "whitey" Hoax. Sucks, but I learned to vet my shit as a result.

re: #37 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Look under the article - click on green spin off link. The lists drops down.
Always good stuff to read!

re: #29 NTropy

Russia is positioning itself in a truly frightening way in Georgia should (when) Israel goes after Iran's nuclear ambitions and people are concerned about Barack Obama's birth certificate? unfrickinbelievable!

Agreed, it doesnt look good. The middle east, Iran, Israel and now Russia clearly in position to get directly involved, the big hand is ever moving closer to the 12.....

re: #33 jemima

Barry paid a visit to his grandmama in Hawaii but not with Michie and the kids.
Why wasn't it a good thing for the kids to visit their grandmother?
Apparently he didn't even take her out for Chinese food. What kind of crap grandson is he?

Any photo releases of them together?

Or the neighborhood, ahem....scuse me.,.....I meant SETTLEMENT...from his stay in occupied Hawaii.

re: #45 lawhawk

130,000 refugees flee the Southern Phillipines to avoid being drawn into fight between MILF and the government.

This is yet another conflict where Islamists want to create their own state withing a state, and use all manner of terrorism and piracy to achieve their ends.

/When I read your headline I thought hot Moms were fighting in the PI...

re: #38 Iron Fist

Besides, there's so much more fun to be had with the Obamessiah. Like wondering what he'll do if (ah say "IF" ) Hillary calls for a floor vote at the DNC. Even better, what will he do if some of the Super Delegates decide that they don't think he's got the stuff after a few weeks respite from his magical aura, and vote Hillary!?

Recreate '68 Denver '08

It's even better than Operation Chaos :-)

You mean like this?

re: #21 jill e

How about links relating to Elvis being alive?

And Jim Morrison?

/mr mojo risin

re: #36 Dahveed

It's not the Republicans who are bringing it up. It's Larry Johnson and the rest of the disillusioned Clinton supporters who are attempting to subvert Obama's campaign.

In other words, Democrats are doing this to each other.

The GOP is simply watching from the sidelines and noting the smears (which then gets reported as though the GOP originated them, but that's an indictment on the media that covers such things).

Jeez Charles, calling it a fake?
Next you'll be telling me I can't trust a woman's haircolor.

re: #45 lawhawk

130,000 refugees flee the Southern Phillipines to avoid being drawn into fight between MILF and the government.

This is yet another conflict where Islamists want to create their own state withing a state, and use all manner of terrorism and piracy to achieve their ends.

Saw this last week. They basically stole a huge section of the Phillipines and turned it into their "homeland".

How long before it gets repeated in Europe and the US?

re: #57 NTropy

You mean like this?

Looks like a snipe hunt.

re: #4 Ward Cleaver

There are plenty of substantive reasons to not vote for Obama, without resorting to Internet chain letters.

I agree.

HOWEVER, there are many ill-informed people in this country, and this will be a close election. If there is a non-substantive "rumor" that proves to be true, and there are a certain thousands of people who will vote against Obama due to this unimportant reason, then I don't see the problem with promulgating it.

So (looking ahead to my never-to-be-completed Obama page), this birth certificate story is very likely to be bogus. But say, for example, the rumor that he not only took cocaine as a young man (which he admits) but also sold cocaine as a drug dealer -- if that turns out to be true, why not promote it -- even though it has no real bearing on presidential foreign policy capabilities? if we can scare off 5,000 people from voting for Obama over this non-issue, then I say go for it. Cynical, yes, I admit, but we need every tool we have.

Needless to say, this only applies to TRUE rumors -- obviously, promoting falsehoods is a bad idea, for a variety of reasons.

I think people just love posting "MILF Fighting" stories.

So, a spin-off link does not have to be remotely related to the story. Just something the poster feels like posting? So when you see that someone has trillions of spin-off links...really doesn't mean anything?

re: #49 jcm

Speaking of un-welcom links.

Does anyone looking at the Obama Salute poster get a mental link to goatse?

**Warning**
If you don't know it don't google it you don't want to know.

I'm sorry but (like I've said before) that poster looks like work from a porn star's perspective.

We are all waiting for you on our knees. Please insert here.

Does the anti-Christ have a belly button?
/

Someone said the POTUS speaks on the hour

re: #66 Ben Hur

LOL
exactly!

re: #39 NTropy

Same place it was when you were trying to get page two of your last photo essay done - spent here commenting on threads ;-)

So true! I try to limit it.

What you don't see is that between comments, I'm doing real work in the real world! This is my (too frequent, I admit) "coffee break."

re: #56 Bob in Breckenridge

if you know what a MILF you have been in porn sites way too much.

I've thought the whole birth certificate nonsense was a way to deflect debate away from Obama's piss-poor policies to something that can be easily debunked when he's ready.

Thanks for not falling for it. We have so much meaty stuff to debate. Well, on Obama's case, what passed for meat in the USSR.

re: #37 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I hate to keep asking this question. Please forgive me.

What in the hell is a spin-off link? I am ashamed that I do not konw after so long. But I don't. Will someone please answer me?

At the top of the comments, just above the helpful reminders in the green box, and opposite the +/- doohickey, there is a green link that says show spinoff links. From this you can post interesting links that relate to the topic. On the front page is a similar thing, if it is hidden, click the Show top rated links link.

re: #67 Killgore Trout

dingeth!

re: #41 HoosierHoops

Hey Zom: speaking of free time..did you get out today and walk or run in the city?
/lucky

Are you kidding? I don't have time to inhale, much less go walking.

re: #45 lawhawk

Moro Islamic Liberation Front, or MILF for short. Couldn't have picked a better acronym.....muslims I'd like to finish.

re: #18 Ben Hur

Immaculate means never having a Birth Certificate.

As sharp as ever, ben hur..
LOL

Asshats. The goddamn birth cert is a nonstory. Maybe even misdirection by our buddy Soros.

re: #21 jill e

How about links relating to Elvis being alive?

Being alive? What makes you think he ever died?

[Link: www.searchforelvis.com...]

re: #66 Ben Hur

I'm sorry but (like I've said before) that poster looks like work from a porn star's perspective.

We are all waiting for you on our knees. Please insert here.

I'm glad I'm not the only one....

I have no interest in the birth certificate rumors, but just in case:

Potted Crow:

6 crows
3 bacon slices
stuffing of your choice
1 diced carrot
1 diced onion
chopped parsley
hot water or stock
1/4 cup shortening
1/4 cup flour
buttered toast

Clean and dress crows; stuff and place them upright in stew-pan on the slices of bacon. Add the carrot, onion and a little parsley, and cover with boiling water or stock.
Cover the pot and let simmer for 2-3 hours, or until tender, adding boiling water or stock when necessary.
Make a sauce of the shortening and flour and 2 cups of the stock remaining in the pan.

Serve each crow on a thin slice of moistened toast, and pour gravy over all.

re: #71 yochanan

And you'd know this, how?

re: #44 jill e

Hopefully the National Enquirer is working on something substantial!

Yeah, that used to be a joke when the Media was only 50% in the tank for the Democrats, now the Inquirer is more reliable than say, the NYT.

bush to speak on russia-georgia in 10 minutes

re: #81 wrenchwench

Add rabbit to that recipe and you have hossenpfeffer!

re: #64 lifeofthemind

I think people just love posting "MILF Fighting" stories.

Well, thats just because the Coalition Liberating Imprisoned Tree-dwellers hasn't been in the news much lately.

Anyone know where I can hear Pres Bush's comments online?

Thanks!

re: #56 Bob in Breckenridge

/When I read your headline I thought hot Moms were fighting in the PI...

I was wondering how to approach that one, myself. I was thinking, "That's one pissed off woman."

re: #49 jcm

Speaking of un-welcom links.

Does anyone looking at the Obama Salute poster get a mental link to goatse?

**Warning**
If you don't know it don't google it you don't want to know.

Someone here actually posted a recreation with Obama's logo.

I'm ashamed to admit I knew what it was......

re: #87 experiencedtraveller
sorry i don't but i hope to find them straight away online can't type fast enough

I have a few more concrete reasons to distrust the Obombassaiah

re: #57 NTropy

Works for me :-)

re: #67 Killgore Trout

Does the anti-Christ have a belly button?
/

I'm not gonna pull his shirt up to check.

Ask Michelle.

/

re: #85 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Add rabbit to that recipe and you have hossenpfeffer!

Hossenpfeffer?
hosenpfeffer?

I don't care where the communist was born, I don't want him in charge of this country.

re: #87 experiencedtraveller

Anyone know where I can hear Pres Bush's comments online?

Thanks!

Fox or CNN should stream it. KRLA will probably, most of the conservative talk station will likely cut to it. NPR or CSPAN likely will too.

re: #59 lawhawk

True. But the Republicans will inevitably be blamed. McCain hasn't said anything racist, but the Republicans are being portrayed as racist. So, perception become reality for many people. All I am suggesting is that the I believe the issues are on our side and we we don't need soap opera to win.

re: #89 Wendya

Someone here actually posted a recreation with Obama's logo.

I'm ashamed to admit I knew what it was......

That was one of the funniest links I have seen in this campaign.

I know that this is OT, but since this thread is about Barack it seems fitting to discuss this.

Everyday, I hear doom and gloom from the Demoncrats and the MSM. From the sounds of things, our economy is almost as bad as the great depression (and some say worse). Well, this past week I had the opportunity to travel to one of the most economically depressed states in the country - Michigan. With the highest unemployment and the near total collapse of the auto industry, I thought that I would see beggers on every corner and bread lines stretching for blocks.

The reality: The roads were clogged with cars pulling campers, boats, and pleasure crafts heading north and south. The stores were filled with people buying and spending money. At one resort town, I asked every store owner as to how they were doing (financially). Every single one said that their sales were as good as last year. For sport, I checked the availability of hotels in a variety of resort towns - all were booked solid.

Are some people hurting? I'm sure. Are times tough? For some, yes. But, the majority of people seemed to be doing just fine. Something the MSM and Demoncrats don't want you to know.

re: #85 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Add rabbit to that recipe and you have hossenpfeffer!

If I didn't know this was hasenpfeffer, I'd swear it was carrots!

re: #49 jcm

Speaking of un-welcom links.

Does anyone looking at the Obama Salute poster get a mental link to goatse?

**Warning**
If you don't know it don't google it you don't want to know.

O is for Orifice. You pick which one. Neither are flattering (yet they are accurate) names fo Obama.

re: #91 NTropy

I have a few more concrete reasons to distrust the Obombassaiah

Crap, no Vegas in that last picture, but there is a Pinto!

re: #12 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

It's like those penthouse forum letters...you know they're fake, I know they're fake, but there are always those who will believe that the hot blonde in the secreterial pool just couldn't resist that poor guy with the pocket protector down in IT.

What?!

What do you mean fake?

re: #94 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

Cook! Where's my lunch! Where's my dinner!

re: #83 Gretchen

Yeah, that used to be a joke when the Media was only 50% in the tank for the Democrats, now the Inquirer is more reliable than say, the NYT.

Yes...truly I was serious!

re: #94 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

Enough! It's "Hasenpfeffer."

Wikipedia on Hasenpfeffer

re: #49 jcm

**Warning**
If you don't know it don't google it you don't want to know.

Its like this

( O )

but with butt

re: #103 markx

What?!

What do you mean fake?

Sorry, to shatter all of your illusions!

re: #49 jcm

Speaking of un-welcom links.

Does anyone looking at the Obama Salute poster get a mental link to goatse?

**Warning**
If you don't know it don't google it you don't want to know.

They start out justification for this creepy Obama worship by saying "GW had the three fingered salute". I don't recall the three finger salute as anything substantial.

seme-related - today I did see a old dude wearing a blue shirt with white letters that said: "I AM THE CHANGE". I gave him a creepy look.

Obama worship/obsession is creepy.

re: #103 markx

What?!

What do you mean fake?

She was actually a brunette, not a blonde.

re: #75 zombie

They let you smoke dope at work? Cool!

re: #71 yochanan

if you know what a MILF you have been in porn sites way too much.

Actually, I first heard the acronym from a client's employee a few years ago, who said their are a lot of MILFS in the store today. I had to ask him what it meant. Now, what's YOUR excuse? : )

re: #101 Gretchen

The "0"also represents what your bank account will look like after congress enacts userous tax rates to pay for their largess.

I ran into that story and "petition" on another blog. I was reading along, saw L. Johnson was involved, went on to another blog.
That guy has no credibility whatsoever.

re: #88 Noam Sayin'

I was wondering how to approach that one, myself. I was thinking, "That's one pissed off woman."

LOL!

re: #112 Bob in Breckenridge

Actually, I first heard the acronym from a client's employee a few years ago, who said their are a lot of MILFS in the store today. I had to ask him what it meant. Now, what's YOUR excuse? : )

Erm, what an MILF..oh, never mind....I just figured it out.

Ewwwww.

re: #44 jill e

Hopefully the National Enquirer is working on something substantial!

Right now I trust them way more than I trust most of the MSM.

The National Enquirer: Reporting the news the MSM won't report.

re: #107 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

more like this(_O_)
(this might get deleted)

But, he wasn't born, he "happened" or he "came" or he "descended upon us," ... he wasn't born ... that is so unclean.
/

I was proud to call shennanigans on johnson at the get-go of the whitey story.

re: #109 FrogMarch

They start out justification for this creepy Obama worship by saying "GW had the three fingered salute". I don't recall the three finger salute as anything substantial.

seme-related - today I did see a old dude wearing a blue shirt with white letters that said: "I AM THE CHANGE". I gave him a creepy look.

Obama worship/obsession is creepy.

You should have asked the guy, "You're menopause?"

re: #112 Bob in Breckenridge

Actually, I first heard the acronym from a client's employee a few years ago, who said their are a lot of MILFS in the store today. I had to ask him what it meant. Now, what's YOUR excuse? : )

I found out in a news story, some guy in WA tired to get a custom license plate MILF. He got turned down.

re: #112 Bob in Breckenridge

A likely story....lol

Tampon Pan Flute - Ode to Joy

You're welcome.

re: #121 Ward Cleaver

You should have asked the guy, "You're menopause?"

~snort~ ROFL!

re: #120 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I was proud to call shennanigans on johnson at the get-go of the whitey story.

He gets his orders from the rabid squirrel atop his head.

re: #99 Bubbaman

I know that this is OT, but since this thread is about Barack it seems fitting to discuss this.

Everyday, I hear doom and gloom from the Demoncrats and the MSM. From the sounds of things, our economy is almost as bad as the great depression (and some say worse). Well, this past week I had the opportunity to travel to one of the most economically depressed states in the country - Michigan. With the highest unemployment and the near total collapse of the auto industry, I thought that I would see beggers on every corner and bread lines stretching for blocks.

The reality: The roads were clogged with cars pulling campers, boats, and pleasure crafts heading north and south.

As the poor people of Michigan flee the disastrous results of the Bush economy, we must ask: Can January 2009 come too soon?

The stores were filled with people buying and spending money. At one resort town, I asked every store owner as to how they were doing (financially). Every single one said that their sales were as good as last year. For sport, I checked the availability of hotels in a variety of resort towns - all were booked solid.

Economic woes continue as people hasten to spend dollars rapidly losing their value against more solid currencies. Store owners report continued poor sales. The housing crisis has resulted in a literal flood of people unable to afford thier own homes.

Are some people hurting? I'm sure. Are times tough? For some, yes. But, the majority of people seemed to be doing just fine. Something the MSM and Demoncrats don't want you to know.

This is Dan Rather, reporting from Ground Zero of the Bush legacy.

re: #97 Dahveed

True. But the Republicans will inevitably be blamed. McCain hasn't said anything racist, but the Republicans are being portrayed as racist. So, perception become reality for many people. All I am suggesting is that the I believe the issues are on our side and we we don't need soap opera to win.

Of course they will. That's the way the (oxymoron alert!) liberal mind works...

re: #104 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Cook! Where's my lunch! Where's my dinner!

Here it is.

I watched Ben-Hur this weekend. It is still a great movie. One of my all-time favorites.

It was 4-hours of Obama free time.

This announcement was... frankly overdue. So many of those insane articles I've had to browse by, littering the spin-off articles.

Thanks for picking up the trash, Charles.

re: #124 Ben Hur

Tampon Pan Flute - Ode to Joy

You're welcome.

Wow....I guess some people have alot of time on their hands.

re: #109 FrogMarch

They start out justification for this creepy Obama worship by saying "GW had the three fingered salute". I don't recall the three finger salute as anything substantial.

seme-related - today I did see a old dude wearing a blue shirt with white letters that said: "I AM THE CHANGE". I gave him a creepy look.

Obama worship/obsession is creepy.

We the songs started popping up with the chants and refrains, that's what got me. Before that he was just another run of the mill uber liberal with lots of Marxist's in his stable of advisers.

Gotta go...it's quittin time. BBL

re: #130 P. Aaron

I watched Ben-Hur this weekend. It is still a great movie. One of my all-time favorites.

It was 4-hours of Obama free time.

Heston said that his arms were practically ripped out of their sockets during the chariot race. Owww!

semi

re: #118 Boondock St. Bender

more like this(_O_)
(this might get deleted)

And a MILF is more like:
~!~
( | )

Had to give it the tramp stamp.

re: #137 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

And a MILF is more like:
~!~
( | )

Had to give it the tramp stamp.

Ewwwwww.

re: #121 Ward Cleaver

You should have asked the guy, "You're menopause?"

LOL! Next time I will!

re: #140 buzzsawmonkey

I see a "plus" and a "minus", and a "heart" and an exclamation point.

Where oh where is the Please God, No button?

re: #141 OldLineTexan

I see a "plus" and a "minus", and a "heart" and an exclamation point.

Where oh where is the Please God, No button?

That is also the exclamation point, because you can click something and say I want to report it to Charles as a negative post, as opposed to recommend it to Charles as a positive post that he should (hopefully) post to the top page.

re: #117 Honorary Yooper

Hey yoop, are going to try to get tickets for the Blackhawks-Red Wings game at Wrigley Field on New Years Day?

re: #99 Bubbaman

You (and phil graham) speak truth. Another antedote....I live North of Dallas. Every day, I drive by a big Countrywide office building. With all the hubbub about the meltdown in mortgage lending, one would expect to see a decline in traffic in and out of that building. But that is not the case.. So far, all through the "crisis" the parking lot has been full. Maybe I just jinxed it and tomorrow it will be empty, but so far, this meltdown is more bark than bite.

re: #140 buzzsawmonkey

Now find us a vid of the same tune played on the skin flute.

I already covered that extensively last week. A veritable Skin Flute Orchestra, in fact.

re: #123 Boondock St. Bender

A likely story....lol

No, really. I'm serious. : )

re: #67 Killgore Trout

Does the anti-Christ have a belly button?
/

He just has one of those sarc tags.

re: #142 vxbush

My bad, I forgot the sarc tag.

re: #143 Bob in Breckenridge

That shindig in Buffalo last year was a big hit!

re: #148 OldLineTexan

My bad, I forgot the sarc tag.

No problem. Just making sure....

Haven't you heard? Obama admits to not being a citizen of the USA!
He is a "citizen of the world".

re: #145 zombie

ewwww,the things you go through for us your loyal fans!

re: #137 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

And a MILF is more like:
~!~
( | )

Had to give it the tramp stamp.

ROFLMAO!

re: #130 P. Aaron

I watched Ben-Hur this weekend. It is still a great movie. One of my all-time favorites.

It was 4-hours of Obama free time.

My women feel the same way.

re: #144 DeafDog

You (and phil graham) speak truth. Another antedote....I live North of Dallas. Every day, I drive by a big Countrywide office building. With all the hubbub about the meltdown in mortgage lending, one would expect to see a decline in traffic in and out of that building. But that is not the case.. So far, all through the "crisis" the parking lot has been full. Maybe I just jinxed it and tomorrow it will be empty, but so far, this meltdown is more bark than bite.

BofA bought Countrywide. They'll stay in business.

Obama is a product of affirmative action, who never would have made it into top-notch colleges on his own ability. He never would have made editor of Harvard Law Review. He never would have gotten an incredible advance to write a book or gotten away without publishing in a university position.

His election to the state senate was based on race, and he did virtually nothing in the time he spent there. What he did do isn't exactly worth bragging about. Ditto his election to Congress.

He has no executive experience. He's done nothing on his own that is noteworthy. He lacks basic understanding of economics, history, the Constitution and world events, i.e., he's not overly-bright. He cannot speak without a teleprompter. His positions on issues are far to the radical left. His rise to the nomination is basically due to the media.

With all of this, why in God's name do people need to make up stories to try to discredit him? Obama has plenty of legitimate problems without going to la-la-land looking for more.

re: #149 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

That shindig in Buffalo last year was a big hit!

Well, except for the fact it was in Buffalo, you're right. What the hell else is there to do there?

re: #157 Bob in Breckenridge

Well, except for the fact it was in Buffalo, you're right. What the hell else is there to do there?

Eat wings? Dringk?

re: #156 mossley

Obama is a product of affirmative action, who never would have made it into top-notch colleges on his own ability. He never would have made editor of Harvard Law Review. He never would have gotten an incredible advance to write a book or gotten away without publishing in a university position.

His election to the state senate was based on race, and he did virtually nothing in the time he spent there. What he did do isn't exactly worth bragging about. Ditto his election to Congress.

He has no executive experience. He's done nothing on his own that is noteworthy. He lacks basic understanding of economics, history, the Constitution and world events, i.e., he's not overly-bright. He cannot speak without a teleprompter. His positions on issues are far to the radical left. His rise to the nomination is basically due to the media.

With all of this, why in God's name do people need to make up stories to try to discredit him? Obama has plenty of legitimate problems without going to la-la-land looking for more.

His wife Michelle also...

re: #157 Bob in Breckenridge

Well, except for the fact it was in Buffalo, you're right. What the hell else is there to do there?

Or sing "Buffalo Gals" until someone hits you?

re: #156 mossley

With all of this, why in God's name do people need to make up stories to try to discredit him? Obama has plenty of legitimate problems without going to la-la-land looking for more.

Because people don't hear about all that's missing: all they are told via the MSM is Hope! and Change! as if that is enough to cover up the missing substance.

re: #159 Bob in Breckenridge
you can't mention her!he said so!
/

Bush statement at 2:15.

On fox right now...RIP (In advance) Hamas Leader's son converts to Christianity.

Did you catch the Russian girls floor routine to the "Exodus Theme"?

re: #163 debutaunt

About what?

re: #158 OldLineTexan

Eat wings? Dringk?

Jessica Simpson quote-

“'Jessica, you want some buffalo wings?' 'Sorry I don't eat buffalo.'”

re: #21 jill e

How about links relating to Elvis being alive?

I must have Presleyopia. I see Elvis everywhere.

re: #166 Killgore Trout

About what?

I'm guessing Russia.

re: #166 Killgore Trout

georgia/russia

re: #162 Boondock St. Bender

you can't mention her!he said so!
/

Me so sorry.

re: #164 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

On fox right now...RIP (In advance) Hamas Leader's son converts to Christianity.

Poor bastard.

5:15 - Time for President's address?

re: #155 CyanSnowHawk

BofA bought Countrywide. They'll stay in business.

True but that wasn't my point. Let me explain. With all of the mortgage pain that I read about every day, I would expect to see some reduction in daily traffic to a mortgage company office building. When the Internet bubble burst, for example, there were huge reductions in the amount of traffic to a nearby Nortel office. But with this crisis, that has not occured.

re: #167 Bob in Breckenridge

she's very attractive,but the whole "dumb as a box of hammers"thing does nothing for me.

re: #164 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

On fox right now...RIP (In advance) Hamas Leader's son converts to Christianity.

Oh those teenage rebels. (I wonder if he will live through this?)

re: #176 CyanSnowHawk

can we say"fatwa".

re: #170 Boondock St. Bender

Let's hope he has something interesting to say.

re: #175 Boondock St. Bender

she's very attractive,but the whole "dumb as a box of hammers"thing does nothing for me.

It's an act. BTW, she's a republican.

re: #178 Killgore Trout

Let's hope he has something interesting to say.

We need Reagan "the bombing starts in 10 minutes"

Fox online:

U.N. Emergency Session
On Georgia-Russia CrisisSecurity Council calls emergency session; Bush to make statement at 5:15 p.m. EDT; Russian forces capture town of Gori, move armor, troops toward Tbilisi | PHOTOS | VIDEO

Still waiting...

re: #180 Kosh's Shadow

This is the type of thing where the diplomats earn their pay.

re: #143 Bob in Breckenridge

Hey yoop, are going to try to get tickets for the Blackhawks-Red Wings game at Wrigley Field on New Years Day?

I'd like to, but they aren't on sale just yet. :-)

C'mon Bush...Breath's baited and all!

re: #12 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

It's like those penthouse forum letters...you know they're fake, I know they're fake, but there are always those who will believe that the hot blonde in the secreterial pool just couldn't resist that poor guy with the pocket protector down in IT.

fake?

re: #174 DeafDog

Oh, I see your point. I would imagine that some locations will be unaffected, or maybe even consolidated, so that might explain it.

I was hoping that Countrywide might go under and make my mortgage disappear with them. (Sort of a little bail out all my own. Do I have to be irresponsible and quit paying it first?)

Address by Bush WCBS Newsradio

CNN announced 2 min warning for Presidential statement from the Rose Garden.

CSPAN now....

re: #167 Bob in Breckenridge

Jessica Simpson quote-

“'Jessica, you want some buffalo wings?' 'Sorry I don't eat buffalo.'”

Tony Romo is a lucky man

wonder if charles will start a new thread on the pres. address?

Anything on GWB Georgia statement?
Rre: #181 debutaunt

Fox online:

U.N. Emergency Session
On Georgia-Russia CrisisSecurity Council calls emergency session; Bush to make statement at 5:15 p.m. EDT; Russian forces capture town of Gori, move armor, troops toward Tbilisi | PHOTOS | VIDEO

Still waiting...

5 minutes late?

bush live on fox

GW looks pissed.

Wow. Brief.

re: #193 trailortrash

bush live on fox

link don't see it on the front page.

ouch

Well crap, big words, but nothing substantiative.

"Russia has hurt it's standing in the World".

re: #196 jcm

link don't see it on the front page.

got cnn link.

re: #49 jcm

Speaking of un-welcom links.

Does anyone looking at the Obama Salute poster get a mental link to goatse?

**Warning**
If you don't know it don't google it you don't want to know.

I refer to it as the Sign of The Almighty Bunghole.

re: #196 jcm

soory ment tv :(

On Bush's statement:

Thats it?

that was quick!fox new york cut ti the pres.and he was done...

re: #186 CyanSnowHawk

You could always do a Steve Martin. Just stop paying and when they come after you, say "I forgot." If that down't please them, give them an "excuuuuuuuse me" It may work if you have one of those fake arrows through your head hats.

re: #206 sloggin420

didn't the birth certificate stories originate at thepeoplecube.com?

The People's Cube: "Leave Barack Alone!" Kos Meltdown on CNN

Very funny!

re: #10 Conservative in Liberal Hands

Yes indeed... the utter obscurity to which the Dems assign their defeated standard bearers.
Here's hoping history has a chance to repeat.

Something goofy about one of the Obama birth certificate claims is that it really belongs to his sister who was born in Indonesia. The claimant said that an American born overseas can get a birth certificate from a U.S. state if the birth is registered at an American embassy in the birth country.

I know for a fact that Americans who were born overseas and registered by their parents at an American embassy can get their birth certificates from the U.S. State Department. If you call the State Department, one of their phone selections is to get birth certificates for Americans born overseas.

As far as I know, individual states don't get involved in this. It's a matter for the State Department alone. If you're an American citizen born overseas, you can get a nice birth certificate printed on a State Department printer with Condi Rice's (or whoever's the current Secretary of State at the time) signature shown on it.

I'd be very wary of anyone who claims to have a State birth certificate for someone born overseas without checking into it very carefully. I agree with most people here that this 'bad Obama birth certificate' business is not credible or worth repeating.

Good decision to steer clear of this nonsense. I think its just a trap.

re: #210 Mich-again

Good decision to steer clear of this nonsense. I think its just a trap.

Me too, it's a trap.

Dang it, there goes the story of his birth in a Chinese laboratory, and then sent to be raised by a Muslim group in Indonesia, specifically to be the US President one day. Crap.
/

instead of deleting the threads, how about Rick Rolling them, and everytime someone posts a link to the birth certificate story, change the link to a Rick Astley video

re: #82 A Kiwi Infidel

Simple, just do a Yahoo search for the term MILF.

/Ya don't have to be a perv to learn what something means
//But it does help.

Sorry. Disagree. That thing his campaign claims to be real is an obvious fake. I work with graphics/photoshop every day - the last 10+ years. Took me 5 seconds to discern it's fake. Don't know why -- but it is.

Well done, Charles. There's plenty to excoriate Barak over without resorting to patently untrue conspiracy theories. Larry Johnson has been a freak since he first appeared supporting Valarie Plame. I wrote that guy off in 2005. He left the Agency in 1989. No one who knows talks to him and he's been in his own little world since then.

i was reading about that birth certificate stuff and well, it was over my head. then again, when an "X" is just slightly higher than where it should be (1/1000th of an inch) is it really a forgery?

too many pictures and then to have them placed on one another, etc. even if you put barack's name over the original person's name, how would you be able to tell who exactly it belonged to? it's fishy at best. then to claim that republicans have a true copy of the birth certificate? wasn't there a michelle o "whitey" tape? yeah, uh huh. we know what came of that.......the game bs is fun. even more so when you're the one calling it.

if true though, i'd rank it up there with the national enquirer actually having a real story....total disbelief!

have y'all heard about this? Apparently, there's this rumor going around that Obamas birth certificate might not be genuine. Sorry if this has already been posted. I'd post a link but I'm too lazy

re: #71 yochanan

Not so much... maybe you've just watched an episode of 30 Rock, or Weeds. Both shows have made liberal use of the term. Or your kid listens to some Snoop Dog tune, or you make it your business to spy on your teenaged son's MySpace and learn the lingo.

re: #217 ag2003

if true though, i'd rank it up there with the national enquirer actually having a real story....total disbelief!
Yeah.... like their so-not-true ridiculous John Edwards babydaddy story.....who could ever believe that rag......
/sarc alert/

Actually what I don't understand is why Sen. Obama has not put this rumor to rest. The only thing I have seen has been the Huffington post of his birth certificate and is there not some Federal agency that has to review all candidates for office and determine them qualified? Would that be Congress? I have yet to hear an official ruling, as opposed to what happen to McCain and the Panama thing where they did a ruling, on the status of this. I assume some official has to check the birth certificates of anyone running for President and who is that because a Google search didn't turn up anything easy I could find on it.

#29 NTropy

Russia is positioning itself in a truly frightening way in Georgia should (when) Israel goes after Iran's nuclear ambitions and people are concerned about Barack Obama's birth certificate? unfrickinbelievable!

The minute Obama heard the news he canceled his plans and headed for Atlanta. He was hoping to have a sit-down with the Russian generals to try and talk them out of invading. The "O" thought it would be a big feather in his foreign relations cap. He's still there waiting.

It's not Obama's birth certificate that's fake, it's Obama that is fake.

What's this?!? No Obama birth certificate links not allowed?!? Oh poo! There goes my grandiose plan to start a website that for only $29.95, you could fill out your very own "Obama birth certificate" with whatever information YOU choose (great as a housewarming gift and ALWAYS a hit at parties! Get one for your boss! He'll love it!) Want to make Obama from Uranus? Have at it! Choose any birthday, any town state or country, any hospital, parental units, the CHOICE is YOURS! Have it quality-laser-printed on the stock of your choice (including Genuine White Naugahide, from the rare Great White Naugas found only in the Outback of Australia; there is an extra charge for this stock. Inquire about other options, including genuine aircraft aluminum from de-comissioned B-52s.) And you can choose to have the same rococo gold and silver-gilt frame that we offer on the "Velvet Obama" (isn't it MAGICAL how his eyes follow you around the room? Black-light version also available; e-mail for details) painting to have a matching set (discounts given and FREE SHIPPING!). All this and MORE, I was gonna link to from LGF! It WOULD have be GREAT!

But Chuck says "NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOO!" How in the hell am I gonna soak the rubes be able to make this fantastic offer to the Lizard Army now? Chuck is limitin' my ability to get ahead in life! Dash my HOPEs against a rock! He is surpressin' me an' my attempt at making a buck! See how you are, Chuck, see how you are?!?! Li'l Green Faceist, Fashinist, Fastist... DORK! You are just an old poopy-head and you stink. You are mean and I don't like you anymore and I'm NOT going to be your friend. So there. Go eat worms.

You poopy-head.

/do I really need to?

re: #225 crow

Why are you spreading this kind of crap at LGF, when I've specifically told you it isn't welcome?

I've deleted your post, and if you post anything like that again your account will be history.

I dunno about this whole birth cert business. But I do know Democrats lie and they tend to project. So as soon as they went after McCain I suspected something. And the Huffpo and Kos stuff is probably fake. All of which just leaves the question of what they are really hiding.

I bet his parents weren't really married (i.e she found out about the first wife) and so she listed his name as Barry Dunham. That would be the worst case scenario after all. Nobody doubts his mother was a citizen and that her son was born in America so those rumors are right out. But would Barry Dunham have a snowballs's chance in hell of being elected POTUS?

re: #228 jmorris42

I dunno about this whole birth cert business. But I do know Democrats lie and they tend to project. So as soon as they went after McCain I suspected something. And the Huffpo and Kos stuff is probably fake. All of which just leaves the question of what they are really hiding.

I bet his parents weren't really married (i.e she found out about the first wife) and so she listed his name as Barry Dunham. That would be the worst case scenario after all. Nobody doubts his mother was a citizen and that her son was born in America so those rumors are right out. But would Barry Dunham have a snowballs's chance in hell of being elected POTUS?

Pretty much that is all BS. If that's all you have against Barak you should vote for him.

I got a genuine document stating his birth name was Elvis A Presley Jr and his momma couldn't tell him cause then everyone would know THE Elvis was really a black man in white face.

re: #229 Quilly Mammoth

Pretty much that is all BS. If that's all you have against Barak you should vote for him.

Eh? What part would be the BS?

That Democrats are compulsive liars?

That they have a nasty habit to project their own mental issues onto others?

That they made a run at McCain not being natural born? Congress had to step in and issue a resolution to put a swift end to that one.

That the perported birth cert on Kos/Huffpo is likely a fake?

Or perhaps my assertion that the Obama camp is probably hiding SOMETHING on this issue but nobody has yet figured it out? If we ASSume that they are lying about something, after all they are certainly acting like people with something to hide, then it becomes a fun guessing game.

My own crackpot theory has about as much chance of being right as anyone else's. And it probably would be the worst possible thing from the Obama camp's perspective out of the possibilities that might actually be true.

Or do you think Barry Dunham would have a snowball's chance in hell of becoming POTUS? I won't be voting for him because he is a third generation communist, but I hope you won't argue against the assertion that for Democrats his exotic name and background is the only appeal he had over equally glib, equally leftist candidates like Silky Pony.

re: #231 jmorris42

Grow up.

So what if the birth certificate appearing all over the web is fake? The facts are he was born in Hawaii, a state at the time of his birth. His mother was a citizen, so even if his father was not, it doesn't matter. Frankly, kids born to illegals are considered citizens (I disagree with that position) so Obama is a citizen, even if a piss poor one.
So its possible that his parents put something outragous on his certificate, such as making him a citizen of Nigeria. So what? the fact he was born in Hawaii to a citizen mother makes him a US citizen no matter what.
Too bad, so sad. I hope Thunder thighs springs an August suprise and swings enough super delegates to win the nomination from the obamanation.

re: #233 JeremyR

So what if the birth certificate appearing all over the web is fake?

It's not a fake.

Hmmm. Time will tell. I believe a lot of it.

re: #172 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Nahhhhhhhhhhhh. Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition!

I think the BO campaign machine is afraid to admit that the Holy O is actually a bot. No birth certificate, but there must be a warranty around somewhere.