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Our Friends the Saudis: 'Nothing Makes Satan Happier Than the Olympics'

Tue, Aug 12, 2008 at 11:44:06 am PDT

Saudi cleric Muhammad Al-Munajid exhibits that noxious mix of misogyny and Islamic supremacism for which our friends the Saudis are infamous, in a sick rant about women’s “private parts” being exposed in the Olympics.

Of course, to Neanderthals like this an ankle is a private part.

(Courtesy of MEMRI TV.)

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Following are excerpts from an interview withSaudi cleric Muhammad Al-Munajid, which aired on Al-Majd TV on August 10, 2008.

Muhammad Al-Munajid: how come modern sports – especially women’s sports – involve the exposure of private parts? It is well known that the Olympics – both in the past and the upcoming games... the world’s worst display of women’s clothing is the women’s Olympics. No exposure of women’s private parts on a global scale could make Satan happier than Olympic games that include women’s sports.

Interviewer: And in a scandalous manner...

Muhammad Al-Munajid: Yes. It is an enormous Satanic issue.

[...]

One of these criminals compared a soccer team that made it to the top in Asia and traveled to Spain to the conquest of Andalusia! Allah be praised! The conquest of lands, the bringing of monotheism to these lands, where the name of Allah is uttered, where Islamic learning and scholars emerge, and where the banners of Islam are raised high – all these you compare to people chasing an inflated piece of leather?!

[...]

Many people nowadays watch sports rather than participate in them.

Interviewer: And this is a problem...

Muhammad Al-Munajid: If only they would run or move their bodies a little... All they do is sit and watch the sports channels. Some fathers come to me and ask if it is permitted to hook up just to the sports channels. It is for the kids, they say. There is pressure. Football leads to temptation. It is not an innocent sport. Take boxing, for example, or some types of so-called free[style] wrestling, which involve hitting the face, breaking bones, inflicting injuries and pain. They involve obvious bodily harm. The Prophet Muhammad said: If you beat someone, avoid the face. The Islamic juridprudence authority banned boxing, because it involves beating in the face, which can lead to blindness, brain damage, broken bones, and even death. The beater is not held responsible, because they both consented to this, and the spectators are happy. When someone is beaten in the face and is knocked down, they jump for joy.

[...]

Wrestling involves the exposure of women’s private parts. Even the promotion of the competitions is done by scantily-clad women. It is done at the beginning of the match, in the middle, and at the end, or so I hear... the matches are promoted by half-naked women.

[...]

The sport of yoga was originally a Hindu game used for divine worship. For them, practicing yoga is a means of divine worship. Whoever practices yoga today is emulating their form of worship.

[...]

Beijing or not... I call it Bikini, anyway... because they are likely to display women in the worst possible way in these “Bikini” Olympic games.

[...]

What women wear in the Olympic games are among the worst clothes possible. The inventions of Satan, with regard to the exposure of the body in gymnastics, in swimming, in whatever, in tennis... Women have never got naked for sports like they do in the Olympics. It is aired to billions of people worldwide. The problem is not just with the spectators who are present. The whole thing is aired on TV...

Interviewer: And maybe the men’s clothing is more modest than the women’s...

Muhammad Al-Munajid: There’s no “maybe” about it. It is definite.

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1 JamesTKirk  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:45:00am

Couldn't give a damn about the Olympics myself.

2 joncelli  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:45:05am

Well, maybe Satan likes the women's beach volleyball.

/I sure do...

3 vxbush  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:45:07am

Come over here, sir. I'll let you see my ankle--as I plant my foot in your face.

/grrrr

4 The Other Les  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:45:43am

In Hell he will be locked in a burning school building.

5 mglazer  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:46:07am

Bias what Media Bias

New York Times publishes correction... 48 years late

[Link: www.timesonline.co.uk...]

NEW YORK TIMES says sorry to McCain over Vietnam mistake.

6 Nevergiveup  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:46:39am

So I guess my channel surfing to try and find the Saudi Women's Gymnastic team is a waste of time?

7 Barry the Baptist  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:48:11am

Let's give them a nuke plant! That way they can have a fatwa with teeth.....

8 reloadingisnotahobby  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:48:20am

YES!
It's the ankles!
ROP....porn/foreplay!

9 Salem  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:48:26am

Especially womens volleyball, eh?

10 jcm  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:49:01am

Private parts exposed in the Olympics?

What have I been missing?

11 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:49:20am

He's probably just pissed goat scrogging hasn't been recognized as an Olympic event yet.

12 acwgusa  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:49:22am

Football leads to Temptation?

Little Green Footballs, maybe.

13 JamesTKirk  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:49:37am

re: #6 Nevergiveup

So I guess my channel surfing to try and find the Saudi Women's Gymnastic team is a waste of time?

With the burqas, you can never be sure if the female athletes are actually men.

Then again, even without the burqas, we were never sure about the East German Women's Olympic Team...

14 JohnnyReb  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:49:50am

Those knuckleheads have some serious issues with women. Me thinks a possible inferiority complex.

15 jcm  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:50:45am

French taunting is an Olympic Sport?

16 Silhouette  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:50:58am

He must have really, really, REALLY, hated the photos of Bush with the women's volleyball team.

17 abolitionist  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:51:05am

They also get very upset by Chinese Olympic flag-bearers who are female. Guess it reminds them of pole dancing in Vegas.

18 JamesTKirk  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:51:13am

re: #10 jcm

Private parts exposed in the Olympics?

What have I been missing?

NSFW

19 Armywife  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:51:22am

Men's uniforms are more modest? ummm...while watching Michael Phelps kick hiney there really wasn't much left to the imagination. Not that I am complaining, I certainly am not!

20 Salem  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:51:29am

It's nice to be in a country where we have the personal freedom to watch the Olympics, even though I can think of a bajillion things I'd rather do.

21 Pyrocles  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:51:43am

These people are hopeless... This video would be hilarious if the imam's words weren't being backed up by murderous actions all over the world.

22 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:51:44am
Wrestling involves the exposure of women’s private parts. Even the promotion of the competitions is done by scantily-clad women. It is done at the beginning of the match, in the middle, and at the end, or so I hear... the matches are promoted by half-naked women.

Riiiiiiiiiight.

23 maddogg  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:52:05am

I'd love to see that bearded fool swim the English Channel in that dress he's wearing. He might get the idea.

In reality, he simply wants to ban women from sports altogether.

24 Silhouette  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:52:08am

Human bodies, at the peak of their abilities, honed to their utmost beauty.

Of COURSE it upsets the Sauds.

P.S. they also hate sports of any kind, except camel beauty pagents, and racing with toddler slave children.

25 reloadingisnotahobby  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:52:43am

re: #14 JohnnyReb
For a culture that worships a pedophile they sure have more than they're share of sexual repression!

26 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:52:52am

re: #8 reloadingisnotahobby

YES!
It's the ankles!
ROP....porn/foreplay!

Uh, would that make Hillary, with her big thick cankles, a Saudi porn star?

27 sonofsheldon  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:52:52am
The Prophet Muhammad said: If you beat someone, avoid the face.

You want it to still be recognizable to the family when you show them the severed head.

28 lawhawk  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:53:02am

Maybe this is the reason. The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat. Competing to improve the limits of human possibility.


Then again, it could be this. Or this.

29 rockman  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:53:10am

The little satan on my left shoulder is a womens gymnastics fan.

30 Bob in Breckenridge  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:53:50am

Waiting for the Kim Gandy, Patricia Ireland, Eleanor Schmeal and the "National Organization of Women" (NOW), I mean the "National Association of Gals" (NAGS), to denounce this 7th century clown in 5,4,3,2,1...

Still waiting...

It's awfully quiet...

Still waiting...

...crickets.

31 Silhouette  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:53:58am

re: #21 Pyrocles

This video would be hilarious if the imam's words weren't being backed up by murderous actions all over the world.

Decapitation of innocent business owner because he gave a haircut = morally acceptable to the Sauds.

But SHOWING A LEG! Stone them! Stone them!

/which of course brings up: Stoning = okay, tank tops = an abomination.

32 Silhouette  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:54:28am

re: #29 rockman

The little satan on my left shoulder is a womens gymnastics fan.

Ewwwww. They're all 13 yrs old!

33 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:55:01am

re: #18 JamesTKirk

NSFW

STAY AWAY FROM THAT WEBSITE. IT TRYS TO INSTALL SOMETHING.

34 reine.de.tout  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:55:24am

re: #24 Silhouette

Human bodies, at the peak of their abilities, honed to their utmost beauty.

Of COURSE it upsets the Sauds.

P.S. they also hate sports of any kind, except camel beauty pagents, and racing with toddler slave children.

I am in awe of the sheer physical beauty of these athletes. It is amazing to me, and I truly cannot for the life of me understand how it can be considered "satanic" for someone to push themselves to be the best they can be.

35 reloadingisnotahobby  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:55:26am

re: #29 rockman

So who's on your right shoulder?

36 Pyrocles  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:55:58am

Paraphrasing Ayatollah Khomeini: "There is no 'fun' in Islam. Islam is serious, and there can be no joy in anything that is serious. Life is meant to be lived in a state of hardship and prayer."

NO FUN FOR YOU!

37 maddogg  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:56:04am

I'm a synchronized swimming fan meself. Draw your own conclusions.

38 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:56:24am

Hey Muhammad Al-Munajid... can you say "Viva Paraguay!"?

I knew you could.

39 looking closely  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:56:27am

Maybe beach volleyball *is* softcore pornography. . .

/What's wrong with that?

40 Bob in Breckenridge  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:56:29am

re: #24 Silhouette

Human bodies, at the peak of their abilities, honed to their utmost beauty.

Of COURSE it upsets the Sauds.

P.S. they also hate sports of any kind, except camel beauty pagents, and racing with toddler slave children.

And goat humping, do not forget goat humping!

41 abolitionist  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:56:38am

Didn't the ancient Greeks compete in their birthday suits?

42 Amy  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:57:02am

But the Saudis fielded a team despite the "Satanic" nature of the Games.

And look at how their female Chinese greeters were clad:

Saudi team makes its entry

Note that none of the men are looking at them, either. LOL!

43 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:57:24am

re: #38 Occasional Reader

Hey Muhammad Al-Munajid... can you say "Viva Paraguay!"?

I knew you could.

Much, much better Viva Paraguay link.

44 Nevergiveup  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:57:24am

re: #41 abolitionist

Didn't the ancient Greeks compete in their birthday suits?

All boys- That I am sure the Saudi's would go for!

45 Sizzlack  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:57:48am

Olympic ankles are soooo sexy. And full of evil at the same time.

Go USA!

46 jcm  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:58:34am

re: #43 Occasional Reader

I became a fan........

47 Norm204  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:58:34am

I think we should broadcast into Saudi Arabia a cable channel showing
female beach volleyball 24/7; and at least half the time it has to be
raining slightly. We will accomplish two things:
1) put al jezerra (sic..which it is) out of business;
and
2) drive the mullahs totally mad.

Thinking about it...we should be able to get some world class female
players out of Saudi Arabia...sand is not a problem and the burkas can
be used for nets....yallah

48 David Simon  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:58:38am
When someone is beaten in the face and is knocked down, they jump for joy.

Yeah, you savages are much tougher to please. It takes a good suicide bombing to get YOU that excited.

49 looking closely  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:59:02am

Seriously, I've heard from a FOAF, that the Olympic village is like one giant orgy.

Apparently, that's what you get when you have a bunch of super-athletic males and females in their early twenties, brought to one foreign place from all over the world. . .

50 Cognito  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:59:26am

Interviewer: And it's really scandalous when they slink around during the floor exercises.

Muhammad Al-Munajid: Yeah... slinky...

Interviewer: So supple. So flexible. It's so Satanic.

Muhammad Al-Munajid: Yeah... slinky...

51 Mars Needs Neocons  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:59:34am

However he has been heard to say he enjoys Burqaball.

52 MrSilverDragon  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:59:42am

Misogyny needs to be eradicated.

53 Sizzlack  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 11:59:58am

I bet the Saudis would love the Olympics if beheading and hand chopping were events.

54 Bob in Breckenridge  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:00:28pm

re: #42 Amy

But the Saudis fielded a team despite the "Satanic" nature of the Games.

And look at how their female Chinese greeters were clad:

Saudi team makes its entry

Note that none of the men are looking at them, either. LOL!

re: #42 Amy

But the Saudis fielded a team despite the "Satanic" nature of the Games.

And look at how their female Chinese greeters were clad:

Saudi team makes its entry

Note that none of the men are looking at them, either. LOL!

Didn't the Saudi team consist only of men? Or was it Pakistan? Or both?

55 molepeople  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:00:30pm

"scantily-clad women. It is done at the beginning of the match, in the middle, and at the end, or so I hear"--now that cracked me up.

It's more like "it was so awful I had to watch it 27 times to make sure it was that awful." Ya can't even parody these guys.

56 Pullus Iulius  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:00:38pm

The Prophet Muhammad said: If you beat someone, avoid the face.
Taking off the entire head being another matter, entirely.

57 Happy Viking  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:00:41pm

"Wrestling exposes women's private parts."

Obviously I have been watching the wrong Olympic events.

58 Abu Lahab  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:01:26pm

Some Dhimmi designers are trying hard to solve the "private parts" problem.
See Also this article about "sensitive clothing" for Muslim athletes

59 kynna  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:01:27pm

re: #53 Sizzlack

I bet the Saudis would love the Olympics if beheading and hand chopping were events.

Of course. They'd win all the medals.

60 maddogg  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:01:28pm

re: #57 Happy Viking

"Wrestling exposes women's private parts."

Obviously I have been watching the wrong Olympic events.

He has been watching his private mud wrestling collection.

61 gymnast  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:01:45pm

That boy, Al Munajid ain't nothin' but a sports prevert of the first order! No wonder sports are so popular in the Magic Kingdom, It's like the "Pornography Channel" for them in 100 meter doses.

62 Sizzlack  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:01:52pm
Wrestling involves the exposure of women’s private parts.

You know what else involves the exposure of women's private parts?

Human birth.

Asshat.

63 IgofAntioch  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:01:54pm

Mullah: "Olympics are condemned because there were no Olympics during the time of Mohammad...oh, wait a minute."

64 Alouette  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:02:03pm

re: #42 Amy

But the Saudis fielded a team despite the "Satanic" nature of the Games.

And look at how their female Chinese greeters were clad:

Saudi team makes its entry

Note that none of the men are looking at them, either. LOL!

What sports do the Saudis compete in? I'm assuming there is no Saudi women's Beach Volleyball team.

65 eastvillageinfidel  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:02:06pm

Why is he bitching about yoga?

66 Catttt  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:02:47pm

Uber killjoy.

67 Mars Needs Neocons  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:02:55pm

re: #50 Cognito

Interviewer: And it's really scandalous when they slink around during the floor exercises.

Muhammad Al-Munajid: Yeah... slinky...

Interviewer: So supple. So flexible. It's so Satanic.

Muhammad Al-Munajid: Yeah... slinky...

lol

68 Sizzlack  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:03:12pm

re: #59 kynna

Of course. They'd win all the medals.

Ok I'm taking this one step too far...but how would one judge a hand chopping Olympic competition? Form? Style? Strength of chop?

69 Dad O' Blondes  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:03:23pm

"...because they are likely to display women in the worst possible way in these “Bikini” Olympic games..."

I missed this -- who's the favorite to take the gold in the bikini competition?

Sweden?

.

70 maddogg  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:03:26pm

So, where exactly did belly dancing originate? And hasn't it been practiced in the Magic Hellhole for centuries?

71 Pyrocles  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:03:42pm

So Muhammed prohibitted his followers from beating people in the face... Wouldn't a real holy man prohibit any kind of beating at all? That line jumped out at me. Imagine Jesus or Buddah enlightening their followers on the "proper" holy way to beat someone.

72 looking closely  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:03:43pm

Shockingly (to me at least), the Saudis won a silver medal in Men's 400m hurdles in 2000 at Sydney.

I don't think they enter ANY female athletes whatever.

73 itellu3times  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:03:55pm

But the Saudis let goats and camels walk around naked, shows where their priorities lie.

74 looking closely  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:04:22pm

re: #62 Sizzlack

You know what else involves the exposure of women's private parts?

Human birth.

Asshat.


Though in fairness, most people don't watch that for entertainment.

75 Abu Lahab  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:04:32pm

Shocking news:
No Women on Saudi Olympic Team

I won't be watching the Olympics anymore!

76 Amy  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:04:48pm

re: #41 abolitionist

Didn't the ancient Greeks compete in their birthday suits?

Yeah, but women weren't allowed to watch.

77 itellu3times  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:04:49pm

But he does have a point about soccer.

78 red satellite  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:04:58pm
...where Islamic learning and scholars emerge,

I counted 2 oxymorons in that part alone.

79 CIA Reject  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:05:11pm
"...“private parts” being exposed in the Olympics."

I didn't know debating was an Olympic event...

80 Bob in Breckenridge  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:05:16pm

re: #64 Alouette

What sports do the Saudis compete in? I'm assuming there is no Saudi women's Beach Volleyball team.

Too bad it's not the javelin catch.
/

81 Sizzlack  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:05:27pm

re: #74 looking closely

Though in fairness, most people don't watch that for entertainment.

LOL. No one I know at least thats for sure.

82 Killian Bundy  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:05:40pm
the sport of yoga

/how do you determine the winner?

83 itellu3times  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:05:48pm

re: #78 red satellite

I counted 2 oxymorons in that part alone.

A thousand years ago there were a couple of Islamic scholars, and they've never forgotten them!

84 MrSilverDragon  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:06:06pm

re: #82 Killian Bundy

/how do you determine the winner?

If you twist yourself into a pretzel, and you get out of it, you win.

85 Nevergiveup  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:06:07pm

re: #74 looking closely

Though in fairness, most people don't watch that for entertainment.

You'd be hard pressed to label some of the Olympic coverage I have seen entertainment either?

86 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:06:25pm
87 Silhouette  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:07:03pm

re: #74 looking closely

Though in fairness, most people don't watch that for entertainment.

TLC - A Baby Story.

Oh sure, they blur out the most private areas, but it can be a real lesson to a 7-yr-old wandering by at the wrong time.

88 Sizzlack  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:07:19pm

re: #85 Nevergiveup

All I have been watching is the swimming but its been exciting and entertaining as hell so far...

89 Ben Hur  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:07:37pm

re: #38 Occasional Reader

Hey Muhammad Al-Munajid... can you say "Viva Paraguay!"?

I knew you could.

Must resist javeline jokes......

90 sattv4u2  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:08:10pm

The Prophet Muhammad said: If you beat someone, avoid the face.

Nice guy, that Mo. Didn't one of Don Corleone or Tony Soprano's victims ask for the same courtesy?

91 opnion  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:08:12pm

Ya know for my money, the guy has a point.
The Olymics are Satans plan to bore you crazy, while sujecting you to Bob Costas.
As for the Olypmic Bikins, the guy is a nuckin fut. Less is more.

92 Ben Hur  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:08:12pm

I'm surprised they don't like the Olympics.

Day on at the Olympics.

93 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:08:26pm

re: #87 Silhouette

TLC - A Baby Story.

Oh sure, they blur out the most private areas, but it can be a real lesson to a 7-yr-old wandering by at the wrong time.

My wife got totally hooked on that show when she was pregnant. Her OB/GYN told her to quit watching it.

94 Mars Needs Neocons  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:08:32pm

re: #72 looking closely

Shockingly (to me at least), the Saudis won a silver medal in Men's 400m hurdles in 2000 at Sydney.

I don't think they enter ANY female athletes whatever.

They only won because they told the guy that the escape from the Magic Kingdom was beyond the hurdles. They would have taken gold, but he saw a black tarp covering a manure pile and thought his wife was there.

96 looking closely  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:09:34pm

re: #87 Silhouette

TLC - A Baby Story.

Oh sure, they blur out the most private areas, but it can be a real lesson to a 7-yr-old wandering by at the wrong time.


Hey, I said "most people". . .what you watch in the privacy of your home is your own business! ;-)

Some things that are seen, can never be unseen.

I'm reminded of the gag-video in that movie "Baby mama" called "Extreme Births".

Ouch.

97 alegrias  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:09:37pm

Notice he gets all excited about the 8th century "Conquest of Andalucia" the fat pig, and his AlQaeda team is at it again and they're going for gold this time, Caliphate Gold Medals.

Saudi yachts party all night infidel-style in Puerto Banus, and other ports in Southern Spain, in Olympic orgies.

Fat TV viewing swine this Wahhabi is.

98 gymnast  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:09:52pm

re: #72 looking closely

Shockingly (to me at least), the Saudis won a silver medal in Men's 400m hurdles in 2000 at Sydney.

I don't think they enter ANY female athletes whatever.

The actuality is that the top Saudi athletes are usually persons from the countries of the Horn of Africa Sudanese, Somolis, etc who have been granted Saudi Citizenship and are paid to represent Saudi Arabia, particularly the runners and feetball players.

99 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:10:01pm

re: #24 Silhouette

Human bodies, at the peak of their abilities, honed to their utmost beauty.

Of COURSE it upsets the Sauds.

P.S. they also hate sports of any kind, except camel beauty pagents, and racing with toddler slave children.

They figure such training is worthless if it cannot be used to kill Jews.

100 formercorpsman  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:10:01pm

I swear, every f'n picture of some "cleric" has his hand in the air.

Just like Adam Gadhan.

101 Pullus Iulius  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:10:51pm

I will note that Bob Costas did comment on the lack of women on the saudi team in the opening ceremony telecast, and went on to add that saudi women may not go out in public without a man's consent. He made a similar statement when the other all-male team came in - I believe it was the UAE. I wonder how far up the chain of command his statements had to be vetted, as it was a pre-recorded event.

102 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:10:55pm

He's just pissed because they wouldn't allow camels in Dressage.

103 Ben Hur  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:10:55pm

Which Lizardette is this?

[Link: eatliver.com...]

104 Silhouette  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:11:26pm

re: #96 looking closely

Some things that are seen, can never be unseen. .

Truer words have never been spoken.

Except possibly the guy who said, "It isn't often you need an elephant in a hurry." Which has nothing to do with the topic. I'm babbling. I'll stop now.

105 Mars Needs Neocons  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:11:38pm

re: #100 formercorpsman

I swear, every f'n picture of some "cleric" has his hand in the air.

Just like Adam Gadhan.

Or Bill "the Finger" Clinton

106 HugoChavez  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:11:40pm

Someone say Neanderthal?

Awwwwwww....aint he cute?

107 calcajun  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:11:47pm

re: #2 joncelli

If ever there was a sport for which the adage of "it doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game" applied, it's womens' beach volleyball. Damn if I can keep score.

You know, though, it's kinda scary. There are a few things he says with which I agree--like getting the viewers off their asses and exercising rather than being couch potatoes.

108 Iron Fist  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:11:51pm

re: #62 Sizzlack

There's always that silver vagina they keep that rock they worship in. That, too, is Satanic. No, it really is Satanic.

109 Pyrocles  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:11:57pm

He openly admits and even gets excited over the fact that Islam is all about conquest. What an Islamaphobe!

re: #97 alegrias

Notice he gets all excited about the 8th century "Conquest of Andalucia" the fat pig, and his AlQaeda team is at it again and they're going for gold this time, Caliphate Gold Medals.

Saudi yachts party all night infidel-style in Puerto Banus, and other ports in Southern Spain, in Olympic orgies.

Fat TV viewing swine this Wahhabi is.

110 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:12:08pm

re: #103 Ben Hur

Which Lizardette is this?

[Link: eatliver.com...]

WOW! Thats impressive.

I have to beg my wife to iron.

111 ssn697  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:12:17pm

re: #6 Nevergiveup

So I guess my channel surfing to try and find the Saudi Women's Gymnastic team is a waste of time?

There is a hairy visual there that is ruining lunch...

112 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:12:34pm

re: #98 gymnast

The actuality is that the top Saudi athletes are usually persons from the countries of the Horn of Africa Sudanese, Somolis, etc who have been granted Saudi Citizenship and are paid to represent Saudi Arabia, particularly the runners and feetball players.

You mean they out source their athletes? Gee, next thing you know they will be paying someone else to help them get all that oil out of the ground.

113 Amy  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:12:50pm

Yeah, their althletes are all male.

Here's what they compete in:

Saudi team events

The mullah, or whatever the hell he is, is ranting against the Olympics themselves as Satanic, so why does the Magic Kingdom field a team at all? Aren't they afraid that their widdle boys will be corrupted by seeing all that exposed catfood walking around the Olympic Village.

114 Mars Needs Neocons  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:12:59pm

re: #104 Silhouette

Truer words have never been spoken.

Except possibly the guy who said, "It isn't often you need an elephant in a hurry." Which has nothing to do with the topic. I'm babbling. I'll stop now.

I once shot an Elephant in my pajamas, what it was doing in my pajamas I have no idea.

115 Nevergiveup  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:13:29pm

re: #110 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

WOW! Thats impressive.

I have to beg my wife to iron.

I don't, mine has voluntarly thrown hers at me 3 times already!

116 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:13:32pm

re: #106 HugoChavez

Someone say Neanderthal?

Awwwwwww....aint he cute?

I suddenly have this urge to switch to Geico.

117 maddogg  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:13:33pm

This might be the kind of Olympic event Muhammad Al-Munajid could get enthused about.

118 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:13:34pm
It is an enormous Satanic issue.

Rotating title nominee!
/does LGF still have those?

119 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:13:40pm

re: #114 Mars Needs Neocons

I once shot an Elephant in my pajamas, what it was doing in my pajamas I have no idea.

Surely you must be kidding.

120 HugoChavez  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:13:43pm
121 opnion  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:13:44pm

I predict that this Imam will soon be delivereing a semon at Trinity United Church. His possee will consist of Farakahan, Reverend Wright, Reverend Otis Moss & Father Phlager.
Any coverage or comment will be considerd racist in the extreme to Obama.

122 Mars Needs Neocons  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:15:22pm

re: #112 Walter L. Newton

You mean they out source their athletes? Gee, next thing you know they will be paying someone else to help them get all that oil out of the ground.

Very nicely put Walter. No sarc needed for that one.

123 HugoChavez  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:15:43pm

Go baby go!

rrrrroooowww! Love that outfit!

124 jorline  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:15:49pm

They're all having a Saudi circle-jerk...after all, didn't their supreme being like the young ladies?

Guess it proves what they think about continually and why they need to pray five times a day.

125 bgb!  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:16:01pm

Im sure exposed private parts are something he wouldent know anything about.

126 looking closely  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:16:09pm

re: #120 HugoChavez

Saudi weight lifting team.

Who the heck knew axes came in 50kg sacks?

/Gives new meaning to the phrase "dumb as a sack full of hammers".

127 Mars Needs Neocons  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:16:14pm

re: #119 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Surely you must be kidding.

Of course, and don't call me Shirley.

128 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:16:14pm

re: #121 opnion

I predict that this Imam will soon be delivereing a semon at Trinity United Church. His possee will consist of Farakahan, Reverend Wright, Reverend Otis Moss & Father Phlager.
Any coverage or comment will be considerd racist in the extreme to Obama.

Delivering a WHAT?

129 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:16:21pm

re: #113 Amy

I looked at the overall medal standings and, surprise surprise, no Saudi medals. Must be the Jews fault.

130 yma o hyd  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:16:27pm

re: #107 calcajun

If ever there was a sport for which the adage of "it doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game" applied, it's womens' beach volleyball. Damn if I can keep score.

You know, though, it's kinda scary. There are a few things he says with which I agree--like getting the viewers off their asses and exercising rather than being couch potatoes.

Yeah - but look at his face - chipmunk cheeks, wobbling!
Not exactly an advertisement for being less couch-potato-ish.

131 ibmkeyboard  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:16:32pm
Satan, with regard to the exposure of the body in gymnastics, in swimming, in whatever, in tennis... Women have never got naked for sports like they do in the Olympics.


Thank You.
I have been watching too many Disney shows.

/tuning into the Olympiad naked womens volleyball.

Hey!
who put body suits on the swimmers?

132 wiffersnapper  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:16:39pm

Reminds me of Mr. Burns. "Oh yeah baby, work those ankles!"

133 opnion  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:17:17pm

re: #128 CyanSnowHawk

Delivering a WHAT?


OK a rant.

134 HugoChavez  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:17:49pm

Saudi Trap Shooting team

135 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:18:06pm

re: #133 opnion

I think you need to spell check your original post. Srsly.

136 Mars Needs Neocons  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:18:14pm

re: #133 opnion

OK a rant.

Reread your comment. There was a minor typo that changes the whole image of your statement.

137 gymnast  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:18:28pm

The Prince (King Fahd's son?) who was head of the Saudi Olympic Committee in the 1980s was notorious for participating in intramural sports of the non-hetero variety.

138 jorline  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:18:30pm

re: #134 HugoChavez

Saudi Trap Shooting team

LMAO....pull

139 David Simon  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:18:40pm

You know what's satanic, you fat fuck? This:

In order to settle his debts, a Saudi father here married his eight-year-old daughter to a man in his 50s, who already has two wives, a local newspaper reported yesterday.

Details of the case came to light when the mother of the girl took it to the court calling for an abrogation of the marriage contract. The mother, who is estranged from the father, urged all concerned parties and the National Society for Human Rights to support her in canceling the marriage.

“This is an unmatched marriage, which will deprive our daughter of her childhood,” the mother said.

A source at the court said this is not the first case of its kind. He added that the case is further complicated due to the parents not being on speaking terms and because the girl was not consulted.

A court in Asir is currently considering a similar case in which a man married his 10-year-old daughter to a man in his 70s for SR170,000.

[Link: www.arabnews.com...]

140 formercorpsman  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:19:17pm

re: #105 Mars Needs Neocons

Yeah, your right.

141 HugoChavez  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:19:32pm

Saudi Women's 2000m Relay Team

142 Mars Needs Neocons  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:19:41pm

re: #139 David Simon

As they like to say. Just following Mo's life.
/

143 Iron Fist  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:19:47pm

re: #134 HugoChavez

That's a lovely machinegun. What a pity it is hanging out with losers like that.

144 Amy  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:19:51pm

re: #134 HugoChavez

Saudi Trap Shooting team

Yeah, they sure are good at shooting off their traps, aren't they?

145 alegrias  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:20:08pm

Swimmer Mark Spitz was the epitome of Olympian-ness in 1972 and forever, in my book.

Where is Mark Spitz today (and no, Mr. Phelps isn't in the same league of handsome)? Someone says he was not invited to China to see his successor duplicate or exceed Spitz' own record of gold medals.

146 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:20:15pm
Our Friends the Saudis: 'Nothing Makes Satan Happier Than the Olympics'

Well, at least somebody's watching it. What kind of ads fall in that target demographic, anyway?

147 Mars Needs Neocons  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:20:25pm

re: #140 formercorpsman

Yeah, your right.

I really should get photoshop. I'd think I could make ImamaBill, and no one would realize it's him.

148 abolitionist  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:20:37pm
There was a very small number of Christians and Jews in Mecca, and a fairly large number of Jews in Medina. Waraqah ibn Nawfal, one of Khadija's cousins, had embraced Christianity and was a pious monk who believed in the Unity of the Almighty, just as all early Christians did, that is, before the concept of the Trinity crept into the Christian faith, widening the theological differences among the believers in Christ (as). He reportedly had translated the Bible from Hebrew into Arabic. His likes could be counted on the fingers of one hand during those days in the entire populous metropolis of Mecca, or Becca, or Ummul-Qura (the mother town), a major commercial center at the crossroads of trade caravans linking Arabia with India, Persia, China, and Byzantium, a city that had its own Red Sea port at Shu`ayba. Most importantly, Mecca housed the Ka`ba, the cubic "House of God" which has always been sought for pilgrimage and which used to be circled by naked polytheist "pilgrims" who kept their idols, numbering 360 small and big, male and female, inside it and on its roof-top.

...circled by naked polytheist "pilgrims"
...until Mo came along and changed things.
[Link: www.al-islam.org...]

149 WriterMom  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:21:10pm

re: #139 David Simon

I really do love your style.

150 Nevergiveup  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:21:21pm

re: #145 alegrias

Swimmer Mark Spitz was the epitome of Olympian-ness in 1972 and forever, in my book.

Where is Mark Spitz today (and no, Mr. Phelps isn't in the same league of handsome)? Someone says he was not invited to China to see his successor duplicate or exceed Spitz' own record of gold medals.

Apparently he was not. I get the feeling he was/is not the most popular ex-Olympian around?

151 Ben Hur  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:21:22pm

re: #113 Amy

Yeah, their althletes are all male.

Here's what they compete in:

Saudi team events

The mullah, or whatever the hell he is, is ranting against the Olympics themselves as Satanic, so why does the Magic Kingdom field a team at all? Aren't they afraid that their widdle boys will be corrupted by seeing all that exposed catfood walking around the Olympic Village.

This from a people whose elite are the biggest imbibers of coke, Black Label and whores on earth.

152 opnion  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:21:30pm

re: #136 Mars Needs Neocons

Reread your comment. There was a minor typo that changes the whole image of your statement.

I ah see your point. I "R" missing something

153 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:21:42pm

re: #145 alegrias

Swimmer Mark Spitz was the epitome of Olympian-ness in 1972 and forever, in my book.

Where is Mark Spitz today (and no, Mr. Phelps isn't in the same league of handsome)? Someone says he was not invited to China to see his successor duplicate or exceed Spitz' own record of gold medals.

I heard that this morning on ESPN Radio. He is not happy about it either. Can't say as I blame him.

154 ibmkeyboard  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:21:51pm

Saudi pole vaulter.

155 J.S.  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:21:54pm

Aaahhh, what I wanna know is -- how does the Imam know that the Olympics' sports teams have scantily clad women running around, unless he's watching it (probably avidly).

156 HugoChavez  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:21:59pm

Saudi Men's Sharpshooting coach

157 Kyle_st  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:22:19pm

I bet the cleric can't keep his eyes off Misty May!

158 reloadingisnotahobby  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:22:33pm

re: #103 Ben Hur

Which Lizardette is this?

[Link: eatliver.com...]


You forgot the NWS disclaimer!
(Not Work Safe)

159 Amy  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:22:48pm

re: #129 Ford_Prefect

I looked at the overall medal standings and, surprise surprise, no Saudi medals. Must be the Jews fault.

Well, of course! The Jewish female athletes are sending out hair rays that sap the powers of the Saudi men. They oughta be grateful that the women don't turn up the intensity and make their little urinators disappear just for kicks.

160 Ben Hur  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:22:51pm

If only killing Joos was an Olympic sport.......

161 calvin coolidge  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:22:54pm

I can tell you where I'd stick the Olympic torch.

162 WriterMom  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:22:57pm

Nothing makes Satan happier than Fraudy Arabia.

163 formercorpsman  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:22:58pm

re: #137 gymnast

That was actually pretty funny.

164 Son of the Black Dog  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:23:01pm

re: #145 alegrias

Swimmer Mark Spitz was the epitome of Olympian-ness in 1972 and forever, in my book.

Where is Mark Spitz today (and no, Mr. Phelps isn't in the same league of handsome)? Someone says he was not invited to China to see his successor duplicate or exceed Spitz' own record of gold medals.

Yeah, apparently Spitz has his Speedo in a wad because he wasn't a celebrity invitee.

165 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:23:19pm

re: #145 alegrias

Swimmer Mark Spitz was the epitome of Olympian-ness in 1972 and forever, in my book.

Where is Mark Spitz today (and no, Mr. Phelps isn't in the same league of handsome)? Someone says he was not invited to China to see his successor duplicate or exceed Spitz' own record of gold medals.

He released a statement about that yesterday. Something to the effect of "I wasn't invited, and I'm not going to just sit in the stands and watch." Sounded a little bitter the way it was reported, but Spitz was indeed amazing, and every young boy in a pool around that time imagined they were him.

166 Ben Hur  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:23:25pm

re: #158 reloadingisnotahobby

It's safe where I work.

167 WriterMom  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:23:52pm

re: #159 Amy

DUH!

Why do you think the Iranian wasn't allowed to swim with the JOOOOOO from Israel. Jooties? Or was he scared his dick would fall off?

You tell me.

168 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:23:58pm

re: #159 Amy

Well, of course! The Jewish female athletes are sending out hair rays that sap the powers of the Saudi men. They oughta be grateful that the women don't turn up the intensity and make their little urinators disappear just for kicks.

Now that would take some real sharp-shooting.

169 gymnast  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:24:13pm

Spitz is in China, looking his age, and bitching because the media is not kissing his ass.

170 Nevergiveup  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:24:13pm

re: #160 Ben Hur

If only killing Joos was an Olympic sport.......

It was for one year, thanks to Arafat and his pals!

171 maddogg  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:24:23pm

re: #157 Kyle_st

I bet the cleric can't keep his eyes off Misty May!


Very nice Glutes!

172 WriterMom  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:24:27pm

re: #164 Son of the Black Dog

Spitz has his Speedo in a wad

LOL.

173 Iron Fist  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:24:49pm
174 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:24:59pm

re: #157 Kyle_st

I bet the cleric can't keep his eyes off Misty May!

Oh great, now the Olympics are promoting same-sex hugging.

/s

175 opnion  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:25:00pm

re: #164 Son of the Black Dog

Yeah, apparently Spitz has his Speedo in a wad because he wasn't a celebrity invitee.

I heard that he's getting really pissy about it & claims that if he was swimming today , the records would all be his.

176 joncelli  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:25:13pm

re: #171 maddogg

Not to mention her butt muscles!

/What?

177 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:25:15pm

re: #166 Ben Hur

It's safe where I work.

There is that Budweiser sign in the background - that could lead to dancing & who knows what else!

178 JCM  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:25:21pm
179 looking closely  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:25:38pm

re: #165 CyanSnowHawk

He released a statement about that yesterday. Something to the effect of "I wasn't invited, and I'm not going to just sit in the stands and watch." Sounded a little bitter the way it was reported, but Spitz was indeed amazing, and every young boy in a pool around that time imagined they were him.


I actually sympathize a bit. He really ought to be there for 'passing the torch' purposes, at the very least.

Still, it was probably an oversight, not a deliberate snub.

If this concerned him, he should have made noises about it privately months ago, not now.

180 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:26:09pm

re: #173 Iron Fist

Saudi Shooting Team

LOL

181 alegrias  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:26:10pm

re: #165 CyanSnowHawk

He released a statement about that yesterday. Something to the effect of "I wasn't invited, and I'm not going to just sit in the stands and watch." Sounded a little bitter the way it was reported, but Spitz was indeed amazing, and every young boy in a pool around that time imagined they were him.

* * *
Sorry to hear this great golden American athlete wasn't treated better. As far as I know he went on to study medicine, become a doctor and be a normal person, unlike that other Olympic dude, Bruce Jenner, who couldn't handle the fame.

Anyone hear about Jenner's body dysmorphic disorder, where he's had so many plastic surgeries to remain "beautiful" that he's now a Michael Jackson-league surgery-aholic?

182 Mars Needs Neocons  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:26:40pm

re: #146 Ward Cleaver

Well, at least somebody's watching it. What kind of ads fall in that target demographic, anyway?

I tried to find a video from the movie Stay Tuned, showing one of their commercials, but no luck (except for one crappy copy of the Yogi Beer ad)

183 opnion  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:26:52pm

re: #169 gymnast

Spitz is in China, looking his age, and bitching because the media is not kissing his ass.

Yeah, well he should have been disqualified from all of his races.
It's common knowledge that he had a propeller in his speedo.

184 pat  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:26:54pm

Hilarious.

185 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:27:01pm

re: #5 mglazer

Bias what Media Bias

New York Times publishes correction... 48 years late

[Link: www.timesonline.co.uk...]

NEW YORK TIMES says sorry to McCain over Vietnam mistake.

Damn, I liked this comment:

The New York Times not mentioning the John Edwards lovechild story and printing frontpage articles on John McCain supposed infidelity is proof that it should no longer be in business. We do not need a Pravda in the U.S.A. telling us what is news and ignoring stories that hurt democrats.

william grant, Palm Springs, USA

186 crabtree  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:27:12pm

Hey, the good cleric has a point about men's outfits being more modest. How come the beach volleyball babes wear skimpy bikinis (which seem to get smaller every year) and the guys wear baggy shorts and shirts? Where are the speedos? I demand equal rights--eye candy for all!

187 Wilderstad  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:27:29pm

These idiot Mullah's make God so small. If God had wanted women completely covered, and only for breeding purposes, it s/he would have designed women that way ( brainless and covered with fur) from the get go.
Seeing as woman are born and grow without that, I say their rules and mores are a bunch of made up hokum to consolidate power.

188 Mars Needs Neocons  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:27:38pm

re: #152 opnion

I ah see your point. I "R" missing something

I think I like how it turned out. Promotes a whole new perspective on that group.

189 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:27:41pm

re: #174 Walter L. Newton

Oh great, now the Olympics are promoting same-sex hugging.

/s

Oh wait, no, that was uh... they collided after a badly time set and spike.

190 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:27:48pm

re: #156 HugoChavez

Saudi Men's Sharpshooting coach

Wow! Everybody check that out!

191 Bob in Breckenridge  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:28:05pm

The ROP™ should start holding the Mo-lympics, with events such as Synchronized Stoning.

192 lawhawk  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:28:10pm

re: #174 Walter L. Newton

It's good to be the President.

193 HugoChavez  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:28:26pm

re: #157 Kyle_st

I hereby declare Mist May an honorary booty, er, citizen of Hugo's Republic of Venezuela!

194 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:29:08pm

re: #189 CyanSnowHawk

Oh wait, no, that was uh... they collided after a badly time set and spike.

I had that problem too. Got the "blue pill" and poof!, problem gone.

195 Ben Hur  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:29:09pm

re: #178 JCM

Saudi Road Skating

You move like that when you never have contact with chicks and are the "skier" on the middle bench at the Madrassa.

196 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:29:19pm

re: #179 looking closely

I actually sympathize a bit. He really ought to be there for 'passing the torch' purposes, at the very least.

Still, it was probably an oversight, not a deliberate snub.

If this concerned him, he should have made noises about it privately months ago, not now.

Good point. I hate to see him come across as a bitter old timer.

197 Sunlight  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:29:24pm

re: #2 joncelli

Well, maybe Satan likes the women's beach volleyball.

/I sure do...

One of those U.S. beach volleyball outfits looked really uncomfortable. But the guy ranting about Satan can't bring himself to be responsible for taking the best action possible when something he considers evil, etc. is on the tube... CLICK TO A DIFFERENT CHANNEL. Or TURN IT OFF and read a book or something. Twits.

198 opnion  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:29:43pm

re: #188 Mars Needs Neocons

I think I like how it turned out. Promotes a whole new perspective on that group.

Satanic!

199 jcbunga  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:29:45pm

re: #14 JohnnyReb

Those knuckleheads have some serious issues with women. Me thinks a possible inferiority complex.

That's no joke. I recall reading during the battle for Nasiriyah the troops got the enemy enraged into banzai charges just by insulting their manhood and what not over bull horns.

200 Rednek  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:29:52pm

Saakashvili doubles down

Georgian leader rails against Russia, announces break from CIS

Georgia will "continue to stand firm" against the Russian aggressors, the president told the crowd.
.
.
.
"We have decided that Georgia will leave the CIS," he said. "We urge Ukraine and other countries to also leave the Commonwealth of Independent States, which is dominated by Russia."

201 HugoChavez  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:29:53pm

Saudi Men's Double Trap shooting team.

202 HoosierHoops  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:29:59pm

Perhaps we should go back in history and time..
All Athletes competed in the nude in ancient greece..
Think of the ratings!

203 Ben Hur  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:30:26pm

I think the signing guy is faking it.

204 Nevergiveup  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:31:00pm

re: #200 Rednek

Saakashvili doubles down

Georgian leader rails against Russia, announces break from CIS

Georgia will "continue to stand firm" against the Russian aggressors, the president told the crowd.
.
.
.
"We have decided that Georgia will leave the CIS," he said. "We urge Ukraine and other countries to also leave the Commonwealth of Independent States, which is dominated by Russia."

I hope it works out better for him, everytime I double down, I lose!

205 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:31:03pm

re: #183 opnion

Yeah, well he should have been disqualified from all of his races.

It's common knowledge that he had a propeller in his speedo.

You have to respect a swimmer who won all those medals despite the considerable drag produced by his mustache.

206 HugoChavez  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:31:03pm

Saudi Fencing Star.

207 Amy  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:31:13pm

re: #167 WriterMom

DUH!

Why do you think the Iranian wasn't allowed to swim with the JOOOOOO from Israel. Jooties? Or was he scared his dick would fall off?

You tell me.

LOL! The Iranians said he was "ill," and the IOC meekly accepted that explanation. I guess the idea of getting in a pool with a Joo made him sick. I think he just couldn't face the possibility of coming in behind the Zionist.

208 ibmkeyboard  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:31:17pm

re: #195 Ben Hur

Saudi Road Skating

You move like that when you never have contact with chicks and are the "skier" on the middle bench at the Madrassa.

BWhahah

209 Silhouette  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:31:18pm

Ignoring fully one-half of your population's talent is like a farmer farming only every other row. It is no way to win as a society.

210 joncelli  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:31:33pm

re: #202 HoosierHoops

No, the swimmers' times would deteriorate. (Think of the extra drag!)

211 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:31:35pm

re: #128 CyanSnowHawk

Delivering a WHAT?

I think he misspelled semen.

212 maddogg  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:31:56pm

re: #206 HugoChavez

Saudi Fencing Star.

Didn't Indiana Jones shoot that guy?

213 Ben Hur  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:31:58pm

Some think Spitz shouldn't have competed because of the slaughter of his people.

214 opnion  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:32:18pm

re: #202 HoosierHoops

Perhaps we should go back in history and time..
All Athletes competed in the nude in ancient greece..
Think of the ratings!


Yeah, but someone said earlier that it was just men. So the guys that would be watching would be fabulous!

215 Cognito  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:32:31pm

re: #178 JCM

Saudi bobsled team training for winter Olympics.

That's kind of awesome, actually.

Wouldn't want to wipe out, though. Ouch.

216 Opinionated  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:32:35pm

The Saudis are just pissed that Beheading is not yet an Olympic event.

217 FrogMarch  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:32:42pm

If this is the absurd thread - get a load of this:

Behold: The egO

218 Wilderstad  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:33:01pm

re: #209 Silhouette

Ignoring fully one-half of your population's talent is like a farmer farming only every other row. It is no way to win as a society.

Amen. Even Mao Tse Tung ( mass murderer) said "Women hold up half the sky."

219 opnion  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:33:07pm

re: #205 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

The guy was good. Kind of a twit , but good.

220 WriterMom  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:33:32pm

"Football leads to temptation". That would make a good rotating title.

221 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:33:33pm

re: #202 HoosierHoops

Perhaps we should go back in history and time..
All Athletes competed in the nude in ancient greece..
Think of the ratings!

I just got a visual of the men's heavyweight lifting event.

I threw up in my mouth a little. :-(

222 Nevergiveup  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:33:43pm

re: #213 Ben Hur

Some think Spitz shouldn't have competed because of the slaughter of his people.

He had finished all his races before the massacre occurred. As soon as the hostages were taken he was whisked out of the Olympic village and out of the country!

223 WriterMom  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:34:21pm

"These are very important Satanic issues."

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

224 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:34:22pm

re: #199 jcbunga

That's
no joke. I recall reading during the battle for Nasiriyah the troops
got the enemy enraged into banzai charges just by insulting their
manhood and what not over bull horns.

I read "Hunting Bin Laden" by Robin Cook & the Taliban were enraged to find out that some of the gunners on AC-130s were women (they would taunt the Taliban over their radio frequencies)

225 Silhouette  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:34:30pm

re: #217 FrogMarch

And I’m very, very happy that (Obama's) request for a ceasefire has been complied with by President Medvedev.”

Good grief.

226 jorline  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:34:37pm

re: #200 Rednek

Saakashvili doubles down

Georgian leader rails against Russia, announces break from CIS

Georgia will "continue to stand firm" against the Russian aggressors, the president told the crowd.
.
.
.
"We have decided that Georgia will leave the CIS," he said. "We urge Ukraine and other countries to also leave the Commonwealth of Independent States, which is dominated by Russia."

Russia's foreign minister earlier on Tuesday highlighted the severity of the crimes committed by Georgian forces in their attack on South Ossetia, and said Russia can no longer negotiate with President Saakashvili.

"The best thing would be for him to resign," Sergei Lavrov said.

Saakashvili "has killed our [Russian] citizens, ordered the crushing of women and children by tanks, and the burning alive of a group of girls herded into a cattle shed," Lavrov said. "And not only did he do all this with a background of European flags, but he declared that he was safeguarding American values."

"The crimes committed by the Tbilisi regime in South Ossetia merit investigation at an international tribunal," he said.

Can Sergei provide a link please?

227 Ben Hur  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:35:13pm

re: #222 Nevergiveup

He had finished all his races before the massacre occurred. As soon as the hostages were taken he was whisked out of the Olympic village and out of the country!


Now I have an answer!

Thank you!

228 rockman  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:35:32pm

re: #35 reloadingisnotahobby

So who's on your right shoulder?

Torquemada.

229 Cognito  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:35:39pm

re: #195 Ben Hur

Saudi Road Skating
.

What the heck? That's insane.

They're doing that in sandals. Is there something on the bottom?

230 looking closely  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:36:00pm

re: #213 Ben Hur

Some think Spitz shouldn't have competed because of the slaughter of his people.

IIRC, he was done competing before it happened, but even if that weren't true, the best possible "F you" to the terrorists would have been a Jew sweeping his respective events.

231 Alouette  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:36:04pm
232 Just sayin...  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:36:24pm

Guess this clears up the mystery of the missing "Burka Babe" 4 X 100 freestyle swimming team, huh? I was thinking they were good for at least a bronze...

233 HoosierHoops  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:36:27pm

re: #214 opnion

Yeah, but someone said earlier that it was just men. So the guys that would be watching would be fabulous!


ah crap..that would be like clicking on one of Zombies pictures in SF..

234 Ben Hur  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:36:43pm

re: #231 Alouette

Saudi figure skating team practice

I know I know, you just noticed.

235 alegrias  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:37:03pm

re: #222 Nevergiveup

He had finished all his races before the massacre occurred. As soon as the hostages were taken he was whisked out of the Olympic village and out of the country!

* * *
Thanks for clarifying; I could not recall when Arafat's murderers attacked Israel's athletes, relative to Mark Spitz' fabulous gold medal feat.

Also, Olga Korbut and the USSR's gymnastic team were amazing that year.

But even as kids you ALWAYS knew they were stuck in a joyless Communist gulag sport system. It was duty or dishonor/gulag for them.

236 looking closely  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:37:05pm

re: #229 Cognito

What the heck? That's insane.

They're doing that in sandals. Is there something on the bottom?

I think it reflects the utter smoothness of the Saudi roads.

Zillions of petrodollars will build you some pretty nice highways.

237 DistantThunder  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:37:09pm

I think it is unnatural and unholy for such hideous men as these Saudi clericssto show their faces in public, and exhibit their heinous ideas. They should be shrouded and burqua-ed and duck-taped.

Show me a beautiful woman any day - these guys just know that they can't compete for attention. If they were smart they'd allow beautiful women to stand in front of the mosque and teach Islam - and the men would listen.


Why do these clerics so ugly? Their faces are a reflection of their souls.

238 The Shadow Do  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:37:17pm

The media would have turned Spitz vs. Phelps into a celebrity cage match and evidently Spitz would have liked that. I'm glad the team had the good sense not to spot light him. This is the Phelps olympics and he should be celebrated.

239 Eowyn2  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:37:27pm

swimmers' shoulders
swimmers' abs

butterfly - fingertips feathering the surface of the water.

damn.
AND I MISSED THE 4X100 RELAY. CRAP.

240 maddogg  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:37:32pm

re: #229 Cognito

Hey Achmed! Watch this!

241 Nevergiveup  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:37:33pm

Remember those who died in Munch 1972:

The Munich Massacre

[Link: www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org...]

242 yma o hyd  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:37:45pm

re: #226 jorline

Russia's foreign minister earlier on Tuesday highlighted the severity of the crimes committed by Georgian forces in their attack on South Ossetia, and said Russia can no longer negotiate with President Saakashvili.

"The best thing would be for him to resign," Sergei Lavrov said.

Saakashvili "has killed our [Russian] citizens, ordered the crushing of women and children by tanks, and the burning alive of a group of girls herded into a cattle shed," Lavrov said. "And not only did he do all this with a background of European flags, but he declared that he was safeguarding American values."

"The crimes committed by the Tbilisi regime in South Ossetia merit investigation at an international tribunal," he said.

Can Sergei provide a link please?

He's a Soviet - they always speak da troof ...
(and don't even think of not believing them!)

243 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:37:59pm

re: #216 Opinionated

The Saudis are just pissed that Beheading is not yet an Olympic event.

Or wife-beating. Or honor killing. Or goat-...

/you know the rest

244 Eowyn2  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:38:14pm

re: #179 looking closely

I actually sympathize a bit. He really ought to be there for 'passing the torch' purposes, at the very least.

Still, it was probably an oversight, not a deliberate snub.

If this concerned him, he should have made noises about it privately months ago, not now.

He's probably on his way now. there are a lot of empty seats in the stands.

245 Eowyn2  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:38:57pm

re: #241 Nevergiveup

Remember those who died in Munch 1972:

The Munich Massacre

[Link: www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org...]

I consider that the start of wwIII.

It was horrifying.

246 Ben Hur  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:38:59pm

re: #241 Nevergiveup

Remember those who died in Munch 1972:

The Munich Massacre

[Link: www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org...]

Meanwhile, the mastermind of the massacre remains at large.Abu Daoud was shot thirteen times on July 27, 1981 in a Warsaw hotel coffee shop, but survived the attack. Daoud was allowed safe passage through Israel in 1996 so he could go to a PLO meeting convened in the Gaza Strip to rescind an article in its charter that called for Israel's eradication. In 1999, Abu Daoud admitted his role in the massacre in his autobiography, Memoirs of a Palestinian Terrorist.

Daoud, who lives with his wife on a pension provided by the Palestinian Authority, claims his commandos never intended to harm the athletes and blamed their deaths on the German police and the stubbornness of then-Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir. On December 27, 2005, Daoud reiterated that he had no regrets about his involvement in the Munich attack, and that Steven Spielberg's new film about the incident would not deliver reconciliation.

You mean to tell me this animal is alive in the PA?

247 Sunlight  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:39:05pm

re: #213 Ben Hur

Some think Spitz shouldn't have competed because of the slaughter of his people.

But one of the main thing that makes people who do things to the Jews look so idiotic is the endless achievement of the Jews. Things like Spitz winning all those medals. Or the high tech boom in current Israel after the in-gathering of Jews from Europe, FSU, northern Africa/Arab countries, U.S., etc. The countries they left have sunk in their levels of achievement. I vote for keeping on keeping on. It is better for the Jews than not.

248 Opinionated  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:39:05pm
The Prophet Mohammad said if you hit someone, avoid the face

Typical Pimp.

249 Silhouette  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:39:09pm

It takes Obama 3 tries and 2 days to catch up to McCain when an international crisis hits the fan.

One who was up to speed on Georgia and the menace it faced from Russia was veteran Sen. John McCain. He had visited the Caucasian nation three times in a dozen years. When fighting erupted, the presumptive Republican presidential candidate got on the phone to gather details and issued a statement Friday summarizing the situation, tagging Russia as the aggressor and demanding it withdraw its forces from the sovereign territory of Georgia.

It took first-term Sen. Barack Obama three tries to get it right. Headed for a vacation in Hawaii, the presumed Democratic candidate for commander in chief (1) issued an even-handed statement, urging restraint by both sides. (2) Later Friday, he again called for mutual restraint but blamed Russia for the fighting. (3) The next day his language finally caught up with toughness of McCain's.

Is Hillary's 3 am phone call ad coming back to haunt anyone?

250 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:39:15pm

re: #242 yma o hyd

He's a Soviet - they always speak da troof ...
(and don't even think of not believing them!)

He's a lying sack of shit.

251 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:39:31pm

re: #231 Alouette

Saudi figure skating team practice

What? Isn't that how everyone breaks in a new pair of sandals?

252 jorline  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:40:12pm

re: #242 yma o hyd

He's a Soviet - they always speak da troof ...
(and don't even think of not believing them!)

I hear ya...these stories get bigger and bigger with each passing day.

253 debutaunt  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:40:28pm

re: #164 Son of the Black Dog

Yeah, apparently Spitz has his Speedo in a wad because he wasn't a celebrity invitee.

One of the greatest Olympians ever.

254 Cognito  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:40:43pm

Not sure what sport this is, but I suspect they'd get the gold. Or killed.

255 Ben Hur  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:41:12pm

re: #226 jorline

Russia's foreign minister earlier on Tuesday highlighted the severity of the crimes committed by Georgian forces in their attack on South Ossetia, and said Russia can no longer negotiate with President Saakashvili.

"The best thing would be for him to resign," Sergei Lavrov said.

Saakashvili "has killed our [Russian] citizens, ordered the crushing of women and children by tanks, and the burning alive of a group of girls herded into a cattle shed," Lavrov said. "And not only did he do all this with a background of European flags, but he declared that he was safeguarding American values."

"The crimes committed by the Tbilisi regime in South Ossetia merit investigation at an international tribunal," he said.

Can Sergei provide a link please?

Wow.

He went old school soviet style on that one.

Watch old news reels (and any Pali/Vietnamese/Uber leftist propoganda) of, let's say, the Korean War, and the US news reels would be of stories of achievements or heroism, while the Commie news reels would only show dead bodies, -look at what they're doing to us, etc.

256 TheEnergyAnalyst  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:41:18pm

I don't know about this assertion. That is not the satan I know. Last time I spoke with him he was pretty pleased with killing in the name of allah. Maybe I just didn't have a line to the "authentic" allah.

257 DaddyO  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:41:19pm

Beware the winter Olympics

258 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:41:58pm

re: #241 Nevergiveup

Remember those who died in Munch 1972:

The Munich Massacre

[Link: www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org...]

Daoud, who lives with his wife on a pension provided by the Palestinian Authority, claims his commandos never intended to harm the athletes and blamed their deaths on the German police and the stubbornness of then-Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir.

So it was the German police & Golda Meir who murdered Yosef Romano & Moshe Weinburg in their rooms?

Carthage delenda est.

259 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:42:01pm

re: #257 DaddyO

Beware the winter Olympics

Miroslav!

260 debutaunt  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:42:02pm

re: #169 gymnast

Spitz is in China, looking his age, and bitching because the media is not kissing his ass.

I thought he just wanted to be invited to see his record broken.

261 alegrias  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:42:17pm

re: #245 Eowyn2

I consider that the start of wwIII.

It was horrifying.

* * *
More people should have agreed with you. Arafat's murders taught me all I needed to know about him & his enablers & people who wear keffiyehs & Che t-shirts & read Mao's little red book & community organize.

262 Amy  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:42:28pm

re: #239 Eowyn2

swimmers' shoulders
swimmers' abs

butterfly - fingertips feathering the surface of the water.

damn.
AND I MISSED THE 4X100 RELAY. CRAP.

You can watch it here:

4x100 relay: Fwance is smashed!

263 Sunlight  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:42:30pm

re: #227 Ben Hur

There's a documentary called "One Day in September" that covers the story. I didn't remember Spitz's timing, but would have preferred he go for it even if it had happened before his races. I lived in Germany that year and had to be followed around by MPs with dogs for a couple of weeks after because the same terrorists were threatening to kidnap U.S. military commanders' kids. Total jerks and scumbags.

264 Ben Hur  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:42:33pm

re: #254 Cognito

Not sure what sport this is, but I suspect they'd get the gold. Or killed.


They have an insane amount of time on their hands.

With others doing all the heavy lifting, and all.

265 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:42:48pm
266 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:43:42pm

re: #262 Amy

You can watch it here:

4x100 relay: Fwance is smashed!

Did they run away?

267 Ben Hur  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:43:47pm

re: #263 Sunlight

There's a documentary called "One Day in September" that covers the story. I didn't remember Spitz's timing, but would have preferred he go for it even if it had happened before his races. I lived in Germany that year and had to be followed around by MPs with dogs for a couple of weeks after because the same terrorists were threatening to kidnap U.S. military commanders' kids. Total jerks and scumbags.

I know of it.

I won't watch it.

268 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:44:13pm

re: #265 ploome hineni

I feel dirty just looking at him

/feh

It must be the 70s porno-actor mustache.

We are still talking about Mark Spitz, right?

269 Sunlight  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:44:26pm

re: #255 Ben Hur

Wow.

He went old school soviet style on that one.

Watch old news reels (and any Pali/Vietnamese/Uber leftist propoganda) of, let's say, the Korean War, and the US news reels would be of stories of achievements or heroism, while the Commie news reels would only show dead bodies, -look at what they're doing to us, etc.

Do you think that guy practiced this rant by watching videoo of John Kerry's testimony and speeches?

270 Opinionated  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:44:28pm

Meeting them half way.

[Link: hodja.files.wordpress.com...]

271 filetandrelease  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:45:04pm
The sport of Yoga

, what an idiot.

272 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:45:06pm
273 Alouette  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:45:22pm

re: #253 debutaunt

One of the greatest Olympians ever.

One of the greatest Olympic assholes. The only thing I remember about him is not the number of medals he won, but his temper tantrums because the Israeli team hostage massacre was taking away his attention time.

274 Def Comedy Jihad  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:46:09pm

I can just see all these old men crowded around a big plasma TV, with a DVR hooked up...watching over and over women's volleyball. Watching it all in slo-mo...making sure they examine every detail...anxiously discussing in detail all these scantily clad women. Discussing how "hot" these women could make men. How these women and their long legs, pouty lips, sweaty bosoms, buns of steel, etc. could drive a man wild!

Then after burning copies of the women's volleyball match, the old men disband to do more research by themselves.

Hypocrites.

275 debutaunt  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:46:14pm

re: #222 Nevergiveup

He had finished all his races before the massacre occurred. As soon as the hostages were taken he was whisked out of the Olympic village and out of the country!

I don't understand why he's being treated so poorly.

276 wolfie  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:47:08pm

re: #207 Amy

LOL! The Iranians said he was "ill," and the IOC meekly accepted that explanation. I guess the idea of getting in a pool with a Joo made him sick. I think he just couldn't face the possibility of coming in behind the Zionist.


It's disgusting, but I don't know that we can blame the swimmer himself. Imagine how much work and effort it takes just to qualify for the Olympics. Then he's not even allowed to get in the pool.
I doubt that he's happy about it.

277 Amy  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:47:22pm

re: #266 Ford_Prefect

Did they run away?

The French team was talking sh*t before the race about how they were going to "smash" the Americans. The stunned looks on their faces when the Americans won is priceless. I was laughing so hard I almost... well, never mind.... :D

278 abolitionist  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:48:16pm

re: #229 Cognito

What the heck? That's insane.

They're doing that in sandals. Is there something on the bottom?

From the reflections in the pavement, the roadway appears to be wet. Considering also that oil accumulates on a busy roadway, it could be rather slick. Ordinary sandals, I believe.

279 Sunlight  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:48:23pm

re: #267 Ben Hur

I know of it.

I won't watch it.

It would be good to watch it if it will keep you from wanting to give in to the creeps for any reason. Americans don't know about enduring terrorism like the Euros do... we got the big dose on 911, but the Euros have had it since we lived there in the early '70s (at least - maybe longer). They are tougher on minor offenses and let the big jerks operate at will. We (Americans) can't start thinking that they can get rid of us (Jews) by terrorism.

280 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:48:28pm
281 DaddyO  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:49:07pm

re: #274 Def Comedy Jihad

I can just see all these old men ...watching over and over women's volleyball.


You say it like it's a bad thing!
C'mon leadership by example

And here's more

282 HoosierHoops  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:49:07pm

re: #277 Amy

The French team was talking sh*t before the race about how they were going to "smash" the Americans. The stunned looks on their faces when the Americans won is priceless. I was laughing so hard I almost... well, never mind.... :D

The greatest swim of all time..

283 wolfie  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:49:38pm

re: #217 FrogMarch

If this is the absurd thread - get a load of this:

Behold: The egO

Boy, I sure hope this piece of idiocy makes the rounds.
May Kaine become the laughing stock of the universe!
(Hope™ from a Virginian)

284 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:50:32pm

re: #277 Amy

The French team was talking sh*t before the race about how they were going to "smash" the Americans. The stunned looks on their faces when the Americans won is priceless. I was laughing so hard I almost... well, never mind.... :D

I can see it now. All across France there are thousands of mimes doing the sad face thing.

285 lifeofthemind  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:50:48pm

Maybe the problem isn't the women. Maybe God made women and likes them. Maybe God made healthy men to see women and like them. Maybe the problem is the miserable misogynist rapists produced by countries that listen to ignorant fools like this Saudi cleric.

286 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:52:00pm

re: #281 DaddyO

You say it like it's a bad thing!
C'mon leadership by example

And here's more

That is the picture of a man who doesn't give a sh*t what people say about him anymore.

287 mossley  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:52:58pm

There has to be some sort of cosmic irony that such a backwards culture settled on top of the substance so needed in a modern world. If they didn't have oil money, SA and the other Arab nations would be just another set of Third World countries decaying because of their own ignorance.

288 Amy  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:53:03pm

re: #276 wolfie

It's disgusting, but I don't know that we can blame the swimmer himself. Imagine how much work and effort it takes just to qualify for the Olympics. Then he's not even allowed to get in the pool.
I doubt that he's happy about it.

You're giving the guy too much credit. It was his decision not to compete; he wasn't told not to.

The captain of the Iranian team shook the hand of the Israeli coach of the Russian team:

Iranian shakes hands with Israeli coach

The swimmer is just a POS who was afraid of losing to a Joo.

289 loveguru  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:53:30pm
the world’s worst display of women’s clothing is the women’s Olympics

Good he don't know about pornotube and xtube ;)

290 Sunlight  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:55:04pm

re: #273 Alouette

One of the greatest Olympic assholes. The only thing I remember about him is not the number of medals he won, but his temper tantrums because the Israeli team hostage massacre was taking away his attention time.

His "temper tantrums" were probably a fit of anger at the scumbags who did the kidnapping and (hopefully) the Germans, who allowed them to do the whole thing (did they help them? I'm still not sure about that... they at least let them and released them right after). Also Spitzer had to be spirited away because security people were concerned for his safety (and could they have tried to drag him into the situation somehow with "deadlines"?).

The only Olympic a$$holes in '72 were
1. the terrorists for being deatheaters
2. the Germans for whatever their deatheater role was.

291 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:55:46pm

re: #289 loveguru

Good he don't know about pornotube and xtube ;)

Apparently he hasn't seen Zombie's SF pictures either.

292 loveguru  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 12:59:48pm

re: #291 Ford_Prefect

Had you checked today's British devils suggestively shaped vegetables pictures full of extra temptation **G**

293 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:00:52pm

Time to split - I got important satanic issues to address.

294 wolfie  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:02:18pm

re: #288 Amy

Whoa. That is incredible. What a perverse, twisted person!
As a former collegiate swimmer, I find that amazing, utterly mind-boggling that he would decide not to swim. That's SICK.
Okay, mullahs, THAT is Satanic.

295 Son of the Black Dog  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:02:30pm

re: #266 Ford_Prefect

Did they run away?

No, but they sure looked stunned.

296 Amy  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:03:21pm

re: #292 loveguru

Had you checked today's British devils suggestively shaped vegetables pictures full of extra temptation **G**

I knew there was a reason I love zucchini!

297 Silhouette  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:08:27pm
'They even killed female goats because their private parts were not covered and their tales were pointed upward,' Hayyes said.

We cannot even parody them.

What a sad but evil way to run a world.

298 loveguru  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:09:34pm

re: #296 Amy

Frankly speaking... I think comparing Saudi cleric Muhammad Al-Munajid with Neanderthals is a insult to Neanderthals .....

299 Da Coyote  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:12:37pm

Christians laugh at "rev" wright. I'm waiting for the [bigoted word] laugh at this clown.

300 Amy  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:13:47pm

The Saudis are just plain weird:

The Saudi idea of "fun"

301 loveguru  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:15:41pm

re: #297 Silhouette

well it started near western Iraqi village of Gazalia, and 1st penalty is to slain the goat, 2nd time penalty is to slain the owner of goat...

What new added is, that now women's can't buy zucchini .... before they only had banned placing zucchini with tomatoes....

302 Silhouette  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:16:48pm

re: #301 loveguru

before they only had banned placing zucchini with tomatoes....

They must just hate Veggie Tales.

303 Dahveed  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:17:46pm
'Nothing Makes Satan Happier Than the Olympics'

Nothing makes me happier than watching hot babes play beach volleyball.

304 lifeofthemind  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:18:19pm

re: #300 Amy

The Saudis are just plain weird:

The Saudi idea of "fun"

Darwin award candidates, I say sell them more explosives, faster cars and blood boiling pornography.

305 Big Steve  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:21:18pm
The Prophet Muhammad said: If you beat someone, avoid the face.

Wasn't the Greatest boxer ever muslim?

306 Amy  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:21:48pm

re: #301 loveguru

well it started near western Iraqi village of Gazalia, and 1st penalty is to slain the goat, 2nd time penalty is to slain the owner of goat...

What new added is, that now women's can't buy zucchini .... before they only had banned placing zucchini with tomatoes....

Check out the very first comment to that article (as well as the name of the poster):

1. Hitler | August 12, 2006 #
you jews always try to dirt Islam but u’ll never get anywhere with ur deception.. inly the naives will beleave u.. and anyone who have a tinny knowledge of islam should know ur right ugly face..
now that the world see ur massacre and ur true face on media U try to blure the truth with ur great funded lieing media to lure the world off ur crimes like u lied about that so called holocaust lie..

I wonder... Is that one of those elusive "moderate" Muslims we've heard tell so much about?

307 loveguru  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:21:59pm

re: #300 Amy

Ha, this is arabic fun

308 Amy  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:23:37pm

re: #304 lifeofthemind

Darwin award candidates, I say sell them more explosives, faster cars and blood boiling pornography.

Hear, hear! And plenty of Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie.

309 Amy  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:24:29pm

re: #307 loveguru

Ha, this is arabic fun

OMG! :-o

310 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:24:29pm
311 loveguru  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:25:53pm

re: #306 Amy

Well Muslims are like that.... they will blame jews 1st... anyways what they say ? a Jew poisoned Mohammed ( may he burn in hell forever ).... right ?

312 loveguru  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:28:29pm

re: #310 ploome hineni

can they squeeze the tomatos?

/plums?

well i think because blow-jobs with "wooden ended zucchini" is no fun, that why Mohammedans opted other blow up Job's ... poor sexually frustrated guys ;)

313 SummerSong  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:35:31pm

Get used to it, Muhammad.

314 kansas  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:36:49pm

Hey Muhammad, is this what you mean?

[Link: www.chicagotribune.com...]

315 CLLRusso  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:38:20pm

re: #299 Da Coyote

Is Rev. Wright is not a Christian. He preaches hate. He should be preaching forgiveness, that is the imperative of Christ.

316 see bs  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:42:04pm

Muhammad (feces be upon him) and the moon death cult, still stuck back in the 7th century.....

317 loveguru  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:43:18pm

re: #314 kansas

Evil Sexy :p

318 OregonMuse  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 1:59:31pm

Wasn't '72 also the year of that hideous basketball final where the Soviets were basically handed the win on a plate? Any videos of this anywhere? I think I would like to get angry all over again.

319 Cygnus  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 2:01:09pm

re: #141 HugoChavez

Saudi Women's 2000m Relay Team

Or Dementors on vacation.

320 gymgal  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 2:04:45pm

There are so many things wrong with that interview I don't even know where to start.

Suffice to say that the sports just wouldn't be the same if all the women had to wear burka's while participating. I can see it now, swimming would become a life or death sport, as would bike riding, diving.....well, you get the picture.

321 Cygnus  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 2:05:17pm

re: #154 ibmkeyboard

Saudi pole vaulter.

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

Or maybe this. Ouch.

322 Cygnus  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 2:09:53pm

re: #173 Iron Fist

Saudi Shooting Team

Saudi Shooting Team training film.

323 sparrowlake  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 2:12:54pm

re: #320 gymgal

There are so many things wrong with that interview I don't even know where to start.

So tell me again how these charming and intelligent clerics have managed to attract a billion plus believers.
What a world...what a world...what a world.

324 Cygnus  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 2:21:20pm

re: #292 loveguru

Had you checked today's British devils suggestively shaped vegetables pictures full of extra temptation **G**

"Oh Yes, We Have No Bananas!"

325 mich-again  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 2:36:07pm

In the words of Weezer..

If you don't like it, you can shove it.

But you don't like it, you love it.

326 Kenneth  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 2:48:30pm

BTW, did you see the Saudi women's beach volleyball team?

Me neither.

327 Kenneth  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 2:49:51pm

No Women on Saudi Olympic Team

Well, that's a surprise!

328 itsspideyman  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 2:54:00pm

So obvious by their conversation these are a couple of perverts who are fixated on women's anatomy.

329 calcajun  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 3:20:45pm

re: #130 yma o hyd

Yeah - but look at his face - chipmunk cheeks, wobbling!
Not exactly an advertisement for being less couch-potato-ish.

He probably has the young boys put in ankle chains before he starts chasing them.

330 calcajun  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 3:21:24pm

re: #327 Kenneth

Are they using the old East German doctors?

331 loveguru  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 3:22:53pm

re: #324 Cygnus

"Oh Yes, We Have No Bananas!"

Nice Puzzle, OK we know, 5 times a day Islamic tradition can devolve a Man into Neanderthals ....

Does 5 times a day Islamic washing converts a Banana into zucchini too ?


anyways time for me to cook : foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/vegetable-curr y-recipe/index.html

332 eaglewingz08  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 3:33:19pm

Times have changed,
And muslims try to unwind the clock,
Since Mohammad really got a shock,
When he worshipped some fallen Rock.
If today,
Any shock they should try to stem,
'Stead of landing on the Kaaba Rock,
The Kaaba Rock would land on them.

In Saudi towns a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking,
But followers of Allah impose,
Cut off their nose!

Good authors too who once knew better words,
Now only use four letter words
Writing prose,
Fatwas Impose!

The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today,
When most guys today
That camels prize today
Are just silly followers of moh!

And though I'm not a great romancer
I know that I'm bound to answer
When you propose,
Anything goes

When grandmama whose age is eighty
In Beijing is getting matey with gigolo's,
Anything Goes.

When mothers pack and leave poor Abdullah
Because they decide they'd rather not be stoned like hos,
Anything Goes.

If driving fast cars you like,
If low bars you like,
If old hymns you like,
If tree limbs you like,
If black burqas you like
Or child molesting you like,
Why, no mullah will oppose!

The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today,
When most camels today
That men prize today
Are just silly gigolos

And though I'm not a great romancer
I know that I'm bound to answer
When you propose,
Mohammad blows

333 exredtory  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 3:47:20pm

And the whole time the dirty old beards-and-turbans are pitching a tent under those robes.

334 Zimriel  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 3:57:23pm

re: #333 exredtory

And the whole time the dirty old beards-and-turbans are pitching a tent under those robes.

Yay! We're halfway there! We just need 332 more after my post here and then Charles can lock the thread.

BAHAHAHAHAH!

335 Ezekiel2517  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 4:13:34pm

This is satire, right? Isn't he the Saudi equivalent of Father Guido Sarducci?

336 beholden  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 4:27:15pm

Cleric Muhammad Al-Munajid smells like a goat, or so I hear...

337 missykrissy  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 5:34:01pm

Is it me, or are these people really sex obsessed?

338 Gerard314159  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 5:36:20pm

re: #90 sattv4u2

The Prophet Muhammad said: If you beat someone, avoid the face.

Nice guy, that Mo. Didn't one of Don Corleone or Tony Soprano's victims ask for the same courtesy?

Marshal Joachim-Napoléon Murat is alleged to have told the firing squad to "save my face" as he gave the order to fire.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]
I know, it's Wiki

339 Bucky Katt  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 6:20:11pm

re: #22 MandyManners

Heh..for someone who supposedly doesn't watch any sports he sure does seem to know alot about what's worn.

340 Wookieelips  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 9:19:31pm

Womens' private parts?

What about all those banana hammocks on the mens' swim teams?

Oh, wait. The gay-haters are usually secretly all about mens' packages, aren't they?

Just sayin'.

341 Bill K.  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 10:40:10pm

Too bad that Satan does not exist. The devils of Hieronymus Bosch
would be perfect to drag Cleric Muhammad Al-Mu down into hell.

Imbeciles like Muhammad Al-Mu can exist to spout their nonsense because we in the West allow them to. If it wasn't for the expropriated oil wealth developed and sustained by Western oil companies for the Saudis, they would still be grubbing for beatles in the Empty Quarter.

342 Throbert McGee  Tue, Aug 12, 2008 10:44:53pm
Beijing or not... I call it Bikini, anyway... because they are likely to display women in the worst possible way in these “Bikini” Olympic games.

Oh, how adorable -- he made a pun!

Note that the ol'-skool name of China's capital, namely Peking, would naturally come out as bikin when transliterated into the Arabic alphabet -- which doesn't make a distinction between "p" and "b," or between "e" and "i," or between "n" and "ng."

Also note that Peking was NOT a Western-imperialist mutilation of the "authentic" Chinese name, or anything like that; it's simply a latinized spelling that vaguely approximates the Cantonese pronunciation of the city's name, whereas Beijing vaguely approximates the Mandarin pronunciation. Thus, if you feel like using "Peking" and someone pedantically tries to correct you with "Beijing," you can tell 'em to fuck off.

343 Forever  Wed, Aug 13, 2008 2:04:11am

These Islamists/Wahabists amaze me everytime they open their mouth.
Did it even occur to him to think about the Winter Olympics and conclude the same things. Moron.

344 Daisy  Wed, Aug 13, 2008 7:34:46am

Even the promotion of the competitions is done by scantily-clad women. It is done at the beginning of the match, in the middle, and at the end, or so I hear.

Uh huh.

345 gutneshama  Wed, Aug 13, 2008 8:14:02am

These guys have serious, serious issues about sexuality. It borders on the criminally insane. Moslem women must be unbelievably unfulfilled in bed.

346 shlomzie  Wed, Aug 13, 2008 2:04:54pm

Can you believe the nerve of those inconsiderate people in Georgia try to steal the world's attention away from the scantily clad volleyball players? But don't worry, you needn't miss a thing. It's all recorded for posterity. I invite y'all to watch a few minutes of some of the highlights of the Olympic games.
[Link: www.truveo.com...]

347 Macboy  Thu, Aug 14, 2008 2:38:07am

So now you know what the dirty old beards like to watch after Friday Prayers - after they've sent their flock a' lootin' and a' effigy-burnin'....

'Girls gone Lewd - The Private Parts Of Those Naughty Infidel Women Olympians III'

Well, maybe if there are no little boys around ;)

348 BRUTUS  Thu, Aug 14, 2008 12:02:41pm

Or so I hear

Hahahahahahahahaha

This reminds me of an old SNL sketch by, oh what was his name? Satan!

Hahahahahahahahahaha


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