Tumors all around! Pass the salt!

Hacking necks?

/Where have I seen that before?

Looks like

Oh lord we beseech thee, smite them all - 35% - 6 votes

is in the lead.

Let's give them a political party!

Sounds like someone is off their meds or in need of a nap.

And yet they think it's the GOP that is the party of hate.

But then again- being a leftist means being a hypocrite.

OK ... they are sick puppies and we can agree on that.

That said - it is good to be reminded now and again especially to newcomers.

Wingnut radio is only successful because they give it away.

Oh the humanity!

re: #2 experiencedtraveller

Hacking necks?

/Where have I seen that before?

It's the trendy thing with those wacky Amish kids. I read about it.

This person needs psychological help.

And a dictionary.

Let's give them their own talk radio network!

Well, I guess it is nice to see that the author does not think any more of Alan Colmes (aka Doormat) than I do.

Mike“I was drunk when I sucked Allen Gingsbergs c*ck so Im not queer”savage - 11% - 2 votes

Laura“bitter closeted carpet muncher” Ingrahm - 0% - 0 votes

Matt“Im not a fag”Drudge - 0% - 0 votes

Why do they always hide their homophobia behind self-contradicting pseudo-mockery of homophobia?

re: #8 NR Pax

The lizards are gonna need coffee for this one Pax...

When you ask them what it's like to be a soulless being after they say such things they really freak out.

Yes, he "certinatly" needs help, "ect"....
Good Lord, aren't the progressives supposed to be all, like, clever, and intellectual, and all that?

Nobody hates like the left.

Air america failed beacuse they didnt give away there programming. Of course I could be wrong. And I was certinatly ready to listen. They had great talent; Randi Roades case in point.

Yeah- we all miss Drunky.

Vile bastard.

If God created Shakespeare, why can't he at least teach lefties to use spellcheck?

So, Daily Kos continues to run with the psychologically impaired and mentally unstable.

Yet, it's the same outlet where Elizabeth Edwards made her statement about Johnny's affair.

It's the same outlet where other major Democrats go and vent their spleen to their faithful.

The pathology is terminal. The Democrats pander to this crowd, and in turn, demand that the Democrats lean ever more to the left, which they do in their insane search for votes in the primaries. It's a feedback loop that is destroying the heart and soul of the Democrats from the inside out.

re: #5 Sharmuta

And yet they think it's the GOP that is the party of hate. But then again- being a leftist means being a hypocrite.

They do not hate, they are not hypocrites. Only the uninformed can hate, only the uneducated can be hyprocrites.

Liberals know better, there for, they are not hating. If you have the truth, you cann't be a hypocrite.

At least that's the explanation an old hippie ex-girfriend gave me.

Walter in Golden, Co.

This is classic:

Wingnut radio is only successful because they give it away. If I’m the general manager for a radio station, why would I hire local talent, who needs to be paid in actual dollars with benifits ect. when I can get the syndicated wingnut by giving up a few minuets of time each hour for them to sell ads. Air america failed beacuse they didnt give away there programming. Of course I could be wrong. And I was certinatly ready to listen. They had great talent; Randi Roades case in point.

This guy is probably an economics professor at Evergreen State College.

re: #21 lawhawk

_{Shhhhhhhhhhhhh}

Wonder how long it will stay posted? It's been up for over eighty minutes. Have they ever taken anything down over there?

If a bulldozer can run over Rachel Corrie, why can't....

Er, better not finish that one.

Progressive!

re: #20 Shiplord Kirel

If God created Shakespeare, why can't he at least teach lefties to use spellcheck?

And THAT is the crux of the problem.

re: #12 zombie

Why do they always hide their homophobia behind self-contradicting pseudo-mockery of homophobia?

What I want to know - I saw a video a couple of days ago of ?Markos? on Fox in tears (Leave Obama alone!) with mascara running down his cheeks, bleached hair with a guy do on one side and glamour curls on the other. . . . . is that really him? Or was that a spoof?

What a tormented person. It must be nearly impossible to lead that life. Going to the supermarket must be fraught with the belief people are looking at him and mocking him. Well I mean that's probably true because if you're babbling to yourself in the cereal aisle unable to choose between Capt. Crunch and Cocoa Puffs, people will look at you.

I bet they never worry about brain tomours themselves since they need first to have brains.
DK is so ugly!

What Charles didn't make the list?

I DEMAND A RECOUNT!

The Koskiddies will be here in a few minutes to read the comments.
Hi all you freaks.
Now: Why do ALL democrats think and act this way?
heh!

We know the Kos Kiddies are safe from brain tumors.
Because they'd need a brain.

I much prefer the company here, where we don't wish things like this on most people, except for terrorists, current leaders of Iran, etc.
So I can say may Ted Kennedy soon have a comfortable retirement, and may Samir Kuntar have his head bashed in.

re: #23 zombie

Nope, try Harvard. And Columbia. You know, where Barack Obama went to get his education...

re: #23 zombie

This is classic:

This guy is probably an economics professor at Evergreen State College.

And Rush's 400 million contract is paid for how? If it's free?

Sturgeon's Law (90% of everything is crap) didn't anticipate how much worse the Internet might make things.

re: #23 zombie

This guy is probably an economics professor at Evergreen State College.

Or his 15 year old son.

I wish Ted Kennedy a full and speedy recovery.

I would be miffied that I missed the list, except that I haven't hosted the radio show since 2003, which was probably before this person was out of diapers.

He thinks Mort Kondrake is conservative? Talk about being out of touch with reality.

The Milk of Human Kindness is strong in this one!

/

Winner for the low end of the bell curve?

re: #23 zombie

This is classic:

This guy is probably an economics professor at Evergreen State College.

Someone should ask who is paying Rush Limbaugh, the Radio Fairy?

re: #28 Racer X

Progressive!

Functionally Dumb.

re: #41 Shiplord Kirel

I would be miffied that I missed the list, except that I haven't hosted the radio show since 2003, which was probably before this person was out of diapers.

Ot. Your avatar. Is that a Darth Potato Vader?

Considering how these lefties are so tolerant and accepting of all lifestyles, I find it ironic that they are the first to point the derogatory gay finger at people.

I think thee protesteth too much!

People are actually voting. That's the real scary part.

You know when Kennedy was diagnosed with brain cancer, I don't recall this kind of written excrement from the right wing blogs. I'm sure there was some but if I recall, classy blogs like LGF squashed such hatred quickly. As I recall, most right wing talk show hosts and blogs only wished Kennedy the best.

Come on lefties, which party is really the party of hate?

A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She
lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a
boat below.

She shouts to him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I
promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I
don't know where I am.'

The man consults his portable GPS and replies, 'You're
in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a
ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are
at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolls her eyes and says, 'You must be a
Republican!'

'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?'

'Well,' answers the balloonist, 'everything you tell
me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to
do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly,
you're not much help to me.'

The man smiles and responds, 'You must be a Democrat.'

'I am,' replies the balloonist. 'How did you know?'

'Well,' says the man, 'You don't know where you are or
where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due
to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise
that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect
me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same
position you were in before we met, but, somehow,
now it's my fault.

re: #49 vapig

re: #48 buzzsawmonkey

I dinged y'all. Does that make me gay?

re: #50 buzzsawmonkey

GMTA.

Ditto!

re: #31 jemima

What a tormented person. It must be nearly impossible to lead that life. Going to the supermarket must be fraught with the belief people are looking at him and mocking him. Well I mean that's probably true because if you're babbling to yourself in the cereal aisle unable to choose between Capt. Crunch and Cocoa Puffs, people will look at you.

Some folks in the Socialist Camp have a problem with freedom of choice. They actually prefer to have someone tell them what to do.

re: #17 Sharmuta

Yeah- we all miss Drunky.

You mean Drunky McFaceplant?

re: #48 buzzsawmonkey

And if somebody is gay and conservative? He's a "traitor to his gender".

re: #45 The Other Les

Someone should ask who is paying Rush Limbaugh, the Radio Fairy?

In the philosophy of an IEST (ill-educated socialist trustafarian), money only comes from grants, donations, welfare, the government, or one's parents.

The idea of money actually being earned, or of a functioning economic system, is totally alien to them.

re: #22 Walter L. Newton

They do not hate, they are not hypocrites. Only the uninformed can hate, only the uneducated can be hyprocrites.

Liberals know better, there for, they are not hating. If you have the truth, you cann't be a hypocrite.

At least that's the explanation an old hippie ex-girfriend gave me.

Walter in Golden, Co.

Sounds like your ticker is pumping adequately. Memory functioning well.

Glad the crisis is over ... sometimes it takes a day or two for my emotions to come up to speed before I open my mouth. Always nice to read your posts Walter ... keep it coming.

re: #55 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

re: #48 buzzsawmonkey

I dinged y'all. Does that make me gay?

Shhh! Don't "out" yourself!

re: #59 Kenneth

No, he should be drummed out of Congress for toe tapping.

Anyone who makes a valid point is accused of being a seminar caller. Like I need to go to class to refute thier bullsh*t.

Fascinating- so instead of taking the time to refute the "bullsh*t", you use that time to write out a hateful rant that refutes nothing. Brilliant!

re: #60 zombie

In the philosophy of an IEST (ill-educated socialist trustafarian), money only comes from grants, donations, welfare, the government, or one's parents.

The idea of money actually being earned, or of a functioning economic system, is totally alien to them.

So is work.

re: #63 vapig

Shhh! Don't "out" yourself!

I'm not "out". But....

I'm Super! Thanks for asking!

re: #62 taxfreekiller

Be still my heart!

Shawn Hannity just asked some Demo hack if he had heard the same thing Shawn had heard,,,,,,"Have you heard that John Kerry is being vetted for the VP slot in the Obama org."

tell me it can not be that sweet, two with one vote,,,,,,, wow

you go O, make our Nov.

That would "solve" Obama's no experience - foreign policy problem :)

re: #52 Jetpilot1101

IIRC, it was about 20-1 here wishing Kennedy well.

Such creeps.

re: #40 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I wish Ted Kennedy a full and speedy recovery.

As much as dislike his actions - I do not wish to judge him.

re: #67 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I'm not "out". But....

I'm Super! Thanks for asking!

:^)

Anyone who makes a valid point is accused of being a seminar caller.
LOL!
That would be SEMINAL caller, for those of you speaking English.

Sem-in-al: containing or contributing the seeds of later development.

re: #71 Bobibutu

As much as dislike his actions - I do not wish to judge him.

Please do not think I was being sarcastic. I do wish Senator Kennedy a full and speedy recovery.

re: #40 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I wish Ted Kennedy a full and speedy recovery.

... and a nice long retirement!

re: #69 experiencedtraveller

IIRC, it was about 20-1 here wishing Kennedy well.

You recall correctly.

re: #47 Walter L. Newton

Ot. Your avatar. Is that a Darth Potato Vader?

Yep, that's him. Darth Tater.

re: #65 Sharmuta

So maybe there's the stimulus for the rant. He was once mocked on-air, on a conservative radio show.

Given the vapidness of the screed, I think psychological help would be a waste of time and effort. Dude's gone way too far around the left bend!

re: #74 Izzy Dunne

Anyone who makes a valid point is accused of being a seminar caller.
LOL!
That would be SEMINAL caller, for those of you speaking English.

Sem-in-al: containing or contributing the seeds of later development.

People attend seminars to call right wing radio and bitch.

Really. "Seminar callers" is correct.

This will be about mostly right wingnut pundits. It will have profanity, Ideas/images that will upset you. Bad spelling, horrible gammer, disgusting punctuation. So if the F word shivers your timbers, or a misplaced semi-colon is like fingernails along a blackboard. Then I suggest you move on to another blog. Cavet Empty

Because I'm an uneducated moron, nimrod, self loathing sloth that's living proof that third generation incest fucks you up.

I to hope that Senator Kennedy has a speedy recovery. No one deserves cancer and as much as I dislike his politics, I don't think anyone should have to suffer through a bout of cancer.

P.S. What did the Kos Kiddies say when Tony Snow was diagnosed and what did they say when he passed on?

/rhetorical

re: #50 buzzsawmonkey

There's an original lyric in the next thread down... something about

Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead

You might enjoy... :D

re: #62 taxfreekiller

Be still my heart!

Shawn Hannity just asked some Demo hack if he had heard the same thing Shawn had heard,,,,,,"Have you heard that John Kerry is being vetted for the VP slot in the Obama org."

tell me it can not be that sweet, two with one vote,,,,,,, wow

you go O, make our Nov.

Hey TFK - did you hear he "served" in VN?

HA!

What is the old phrase..Oh yeah, If you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen..methinks the truth is too hot for this fellow.

You know when Kennedy was diagnosed with brain cancer, I don't recall this kind of written excrement from the right wing blogs. I'm sure there was some but if I recall, classy blogs like LGF squashed such hatred quickly. As I recall, most right wing talk show hosts and blogs only wished Kennedy the best.

Come on lefties, which party is really the party of hate?

You are right! I always remember the post about Senator Kennedy's sickness and Charles clear and stern warning to anyone posting something stupid as an example of the standards this blog has.
And even then, those who posted anything tasteless, were deleted and none of them was from the known lizards who always comment here.
I love this real LGF crowed because they are not hypocrite, and because they know what they represent.

re: #20 Shiplord Kirel

If God created Shakespeare, why can't he at least teach lefties to use spellcheck?

Shakespeare didn't spell too well; of course, spelling hadn't been standardized at the time.

Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy;
But not exprest in fancie; rich, not gawdie:
For the Apparell oft proclaimes the man.
And they in France of the best ranck and station,
Are of a most select and generous cheff in that.
Neither a borrower, nor a lender be;
For lone oft loses both it selfe and friend:
And borrowing duls the edge of Husbandry.
This aboue all; to thine owne selfe be true:
And it must follow, as the Night the Day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
Farewell: my Blessing season this in thee

re: #79 jaunte

I just find it pretty pathetic that if the "bullsh*t" of the right is so easy to refute, why didn't this roach take the time to do so then?

Obviously- it's much easier to just vent one's ugly bigotry.

didn't Elizabeth Edwards just recently release a statement to DailyKos? What on earth was she thinking? Doesn't she read the filth they post there?

I thought kossy was air brushing and all these kinds of things were disappearing.

I guess this one passed the test for moderation.

Sheesh.

Not surprising, really. Lets not forget these are the same people that not so secretly wish for the assassination of the President of the United States.

re: #61 Bobibutu

Sounds like your ticker is pumping adequately. Memory functioning well.

Glad the crisis is over ... sometimes it takes a day or two for my emotions to come up to speed before I open my mouth. Always nice to read your posts Walter ... keep it coming.

Thanks. As far as the doctor told me, the SVT is not life threatening. thank goodness. It's just frightning when it happens.

I'm most looking forward to when they schedule the day surgery for my indirect inguinal hernia. A day doesn't go by that I don't have a bout of pain from it. It feels like someone is poking a hot skewer through your groin.

At least you noticed. One of the actresses in our current show, who is wonderful on stage, caught me after the show and asked me if I was in the control booth that evening running lights and sound. She thought maybe I was still in the hospital.

What a ditz.

But thanks again,

Walter in Golden, Co.

re: #91 nightlight

didn't Elizabeth Edwards just recently release a statement to DailyKos? What on earth was she thinking? Doesn't she read the filth they post there?

The better question is- does she care?

re: #83 Jetpilot1101

Thank goodness that was rhetorical. I greatly admired Tony, and was sickened by the whacko left's response to his illness.

I could go on for days. John Gibson had a "theatrical" reading of lefty blog posts after Tony's unfortunate death on his radio show.

Or a little ricin!

/sorry

I am gratified to know that we get under his skin this badly. hahhahahaha

Can't wait until Denver. Let's see if the Divine One can make peace in his own party when THIS is what he will be dealing with.

Stay classy, Kossacks!

In another day and age, these people would have been sent to insane asylums, or exiled for treason.

re: #91 nightlight

didn't Elizabeth Edwards just recently release a statement to DailyKos? What on earth was she thinking? Doesn't she read the filth they post there?

I doubt she has time to read the vile screeds on that website what with all the medical appointments she probably has to go to.

re: #23 zombie

This guy is probably an economics professor at Evergreen State College.

My bet is on a senior professor of "Wymyn's Studies."

Or political science.

re: #23 zombie

This is classic:

This guy is probably an economics professor at Evergreen State College.

It's a bit mind boggling to realize that there are people who actually believe this. He ignores the fact that no one wanted to buy ads on Air America. They tried. Corporate America recognizes poison when they see it. If the show had gotten any type of ratings at all, they could have sold ads to someone.

Does this Milk of Human Kindess come in low fat? I'm on a diet.

It's not a tumor!

re: #75 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Please do not think I was being sarcastic. I do wish Senator Kennedy a full and speedy recovery.

One human to another - I as well.

That does not detract from my disdain for his actions over the years.

These are indeed miserable small people. They are the ugly mean people you see sitting in the dark corners of bars whose purpose in being there is to make cutting remarks about everyone else in the bar. They then go home and beat their dogs I think.

Thanks to the evil American Drug companies, even this loser could function in normal society.

If the post was directed at baby seals or a spotted owls, it would be down by now.

re: #107 cougar

Thanks to the evil American Drug companies, even this loser could function in normal society.

...and drive to his shrink appointments thanks to the evil big oil companies.

re: #98 DistantThunder

I am gratified to know that we get under his skin this badly. hahhahahaha

Can't wait until Denver. Let's see if the Divine One can make peace in his own party when THIS is what he will be dealing with.

I can wait. I have to go downtown on Monday Aug. 25th and Tues. Aug. 26th for doctors appointments. They are both early morning visits, so maybe I can get out of town before the moonbats wake up.

re: #102 mossley

It's a bit mind boggling to realize that there are people who actually believe this. He ignores the fact that no one wanted to buy ads on Air America. They tried. Corporate America recognizes poison when they see it. If the show had gotten any type of ratings at all, they could have sold ads to someone.

Well they do believe in an economic and social system that was invented by an unemployed drunkard who married for money.

But if any of you haven't read this article yet, it's well worth the time.

[Link: seattlepi.nwsource.com...]

Better go feed the kids. ;-)

re: #65 Sharmuta

Fascinating- so instead of taking the time to refute the "bullsh*t", you use that time to write out a hateful rant of bullsh*t that refutes nothing. Brilliant!

One minor addition....

re: #98 DistantThunder

/Hussein probably posts there under a nic.

re: #94 Walter L. Newton

Hear about the old lady picked up by the young guy at a bar?

As she got undressed she said, "I guess I should warn you. I have acute angina."

He replied, "Good. You've got the ugliest tits I've ever seen!"

re: #48 buzzsawmonkey

BTW, note once again that the "gay-friendly" left is more than willing to slag someone for being homosexual if that person is not perceived to be in the proper camp.

Yes.

I still have not successfully wrapped my (tumor-ridden) brain around what they imagine their stance is on gayness.

As far as I can tell, from their point of view, it goes something like this:

a. We left-wingers are pro-gay. So pro-gay, in fact, that it is beyond question, and no longer up for debate. Because of this confirmed fact, we can play around with the notion freely, without actually even being eligible for the accusation of homophobia.

b. Right-wing-nut rednecks are all naturally homophobic. The more they deny it, the more that proves how homophobic they are.

c. Wingnut homophobia is derived from the inescapable truth that they all gay, as Brokeback Mountain and a million "Queering the Culture" seminars have proven.

d. The one thing that wingnuts therefore can't stand, above everything else, is having their own homosexuality pointed out to them.

e. Now of course, we lefties think their gayness just peachy keen; it's not that we think gayness in and of itself is bad -- only that hypocritical closeted gayness (which the Republicans practice) is bad.

f. Therefore, it is logical and to our advantage to sling accusations of queerness at them, because 1. It drives the Republicans crazy with self-loathing, and 2. We are immune from any accusations of homophobia -- hence, it's a completely safe and unassailable attack.

Does that make sense?

re: #85 Bobibutu

Hey TFK - did you hear he "served" in VN?

HA!

Spent Christmas in Cambodia.
/////////////

re: #60 zombie

In the philosophy of an IEST (ill-educated socialist trustafarian), money only comes from grants, donations, welfare, the government, or one's parents.

The idea of money actually being earned, or of a functioning economic system, is totally alien to them.

Just like their Messiah, the One, the O!, they are convinced that economic success or failiure is measured by goverment spending programs.

The fact that Limbaugh's salary is a tiny fraction of the advertising revenue he generates has never entered their tiny little minds.

re: #40 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I wish Ted Kennedy a full and speedy recovery.

Thank you for bringing this up. There is a world of difference in how this site reacted when Ted Kennedy was diagnosed with cancer and the behavior at Kos. I grateful Charles didn't let the very few troublemakers turn that thread into a cesspool.

re: #106 Thanos

A John Edwards clone?

that they all gay = that they're all gay

PIMF

If God could blow up one lefty terror cell with their own bomb why cant he blow up all of them
/don't ban me bro.

re: #62 taxfreekiller

Be still my heart!

Shawn Hannity just asked some Demo hack if he had heard the same thing Shawn had heard,,,,,,"Have you heard that John Kerry is being vetted for the VP slot in the Obama org."

tell me it can not be that sweet, two with one vote,,,,,,, wow

you go O, make our Nov.

Oh, TFK . . . we should pray they can be this stupid! Think of the fun we'd have!

re: #117 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Hear about the old lady picked up by the young guy at a bar?

As she got undressed she said, "I guess I should warn you. I have acute angina."

He replied, "Good. You've got the ugliest tits I've ever seen!"

LOL. That one gets clipped and pasted into my joke file.

re: #100 Jetpilot1101

I doubt she has time to read the vile screeds on that website what with all the medical appointments she probably has to go to.

And anger management classes.

re: #111 Walter L. Newton

They are both early morning visits, so maybe I can get out of town before the moonbats wake up.

Good luck - most moonbats pretty much seethe 7x24.......

re: #23 zombie

This is classic:

This guy is probably an economics professor at Evergreen State College.

Um, he had to put in a quarter for the Air America broadcast to come in through the tinfoil?

I'm gonna guess his roommate at the funny farm had a profitable little business going on for a while.

LOL

re: #94 Walter L. Newton

Thanks. As far as the doctor told me, the SVT is not life threatening. thank goodness. It's just frightning when it happens.

I'm most looking forward to when they schedule the day surgery for my indirect inguinal hernia. A day doesn't go by that I don't have a bout of pain from it. It feels like someone is poking a hot skewer through your groin.

At least you noticed. One of the actresses in our current show, who is wonderful on stage, caught me after the show and asked me if I was in the control booth that evening running lights and sound. She thought maybe I was still in the hospital.

What a ditz.

But thanks again,

Walter in Golden, Co.

Walter - check out Prolotherapy - google it for someone near you and ask if they can fix it - they rehabbed me from disabled to functional - and no BS - they tell you up front if you are a candidate.

re: #112 The Other Les

Well they do believe in an economic and social system that was invented by an unemployed drunkard who married for money.

And continue to support it even when it always fails miserably.

re: #118 zombie

No.

re: #113 funky chicken

Wish you knew how glad I am that your nic is not "Magic Chicken".

re: #118 zombie

I think your analysis is quite accurate.

re: #108 buzzsawmonkey

Yup. Charles' post inspired it....

Oh, and I watched "Bugsy Malone" for the first time ever, yesterday! All kindsa good music rattlin' round in my brain pan!

re: #119 Hard Right

Spent Christmas in Cambodia.
/////////////

Shifo - I was with him!

re: #113 funky chicken

Obama has a photo of the cliff in Hawaii where his mother's ashes were scattered into the Pacific, and a tiger-beating stick from his grandmother's village in Kenya.

Tigers in Kenya?

Holy UnHoly Crap!

This is way beyond the pale..

re: #102 mossley

It's a bit mind boggling to realize that there are people who actually believe this. He ignores the fact that no one wanted to buy ads on Air America. They tried. Corporate America recognizes poison when they see it. If the show had gotten any type of ratings at all, they could have sold ads to someone.

If reality does not fit their views, they change reality rather than their views.

Cavet Empty

Cabinet empty?
Caveat empty?
I'm hungry?

re: #62 taxfreekiller

LOL methinks Barry O is having a wee bit of trouble finding somebody willling to go down with his ship.

Interesting, the obsession with homosexuality, isn't it?

Laura“bitter closeted carpet muncher” Ingrahm

Mike“I was drunk when I sucked Allen Gingsbergs c*ck so Im not queer”savage

(Etc.)

I dont understand why anyone(liberal/democrat) would agree to go on that channel.You would just be used as a punching bag.

Well thats typically what happens to you in a debate when your brain is bereft of any logic.

Of course I could be wrong.

That's the least of your problems, Slick.

If there is a god he will kill us all in horrible ways eventually. Including this Koskid.

Zombie, your analysis was excellent. My previous post was sarcastic. I think that the reason the left is so messed up is that secretly they dream of a United States run by the metric system.

re: #133 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Wish you knew how glad I am that your nic is not "Magic Chicken".

Isnt a 'funky' chicken one that is on its way to decomposing?

re: #136 Bobibutu

Shifo - I was with him!

Hunting for Hitler? That's what I heard...
/

re: #137 BignJames

Tigers in Kenya?

No tigers in Kenya? Do tell.

Ridiculous. The guy definitely needs psychiatric help.. but he's probably a Scientologist and as such will never receive it :

re: #142 Occasional Reader

Interesting, the obsession with homosexuality, isn't it?

(Etc.)

See my comment #118. All is explained.

re: #89 Kosh's Shadow

Shakespeare didn't spell too well; of course, spelling hadn't been standardized at the time.

He usually made it up as he went, often to make it rhyme, but also as verbal puns, most of which are lost on modern audiences. He was certainly not the only one, though: the English language was very fluid and inventive in Elizabethan times.

Many (if not most) of the English phrases we consider "clichés" were coined by him.

re: #137 BignJames

Tigers in Kenya?

Nope! Proof that the Tiger-Beating Stick works, Big!

Christians know that when you wish something on someone else, if they do not deserve it, it will return to you.
Uh oh, KOS kiddies.

re: #147 Buster Bunny

Isnt a 'funky' chicken one that is on its way to decomposing?

I'll only say, look for a Doriangray comment about "magic chicken". Ugh.

re: #145 Killgore Trout

If there is a god he will kill us all in horrible ways eventually. Including this Koskid.

Why in "horrible ways"?

Daily Kos...a liberal blog you can be proud of.

Marcos "Screw Them" Moulitsas

re: #130 Bobibutu

Walter - check out Prolotherapy - google it for someone near you and ask if they can fix it - they rehabbed me from disabled to functional - and no BS - they tell you up front if you are a candidate.

Well, that looks interesting, but I have to have the hernia fixed. Over time, the "hole" will just get bigger, and my intestine will eventually slip through and strangle, totally blocking any bowel movements. That will kill you in about 24 hours.

I know, because I had a inguinal hernia on my right side about 20 years ago. It strangulated and they rushed me to the hospital for emergency surgery.

They should be able to schedule the surgery in the next month. It's only day surgery, and you're on your feet in a few days, and back to real physical condition in a couple of weeks.

But I'll keep a link to that for future reference.

re: #118 zombie

Didn't see you there. Well put.

re: #148 Hard Right

Hunting for Hitler? That's what I heard...
/

Well ... I would divulge the details but the time limit isn't up.

re: #145 Killgore Trout

If there is a god he will kill us all in horrible ways eventually. Including this Koskid.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my uncle.....
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Hey, this guy is giving me a bad name.

Dear felloe Koslings..

I am typeing slow bekaws I know you can't reed fassed.

re: #157 solomonpanting

They are all pretty horrible.

re: #128 Athos

Good luck - most moonbats pretty much seethe 7x24.......

That's ok. I'm driving downtown and I have car insurance. Wink, wink.

re: #154 Karridine

Nope! Proof that the Tiger-Beating Stick works, Big!

Then I wanna moonbat beating stick!

If God could give all Republicans a brain, why couldn't he give all the Democrats one?

re: #154 Karridine

Nope! Proof that the Tiger-Beating Stick works, Big!

But...really? No tigers in Kenya? Seriously.

re: #162 jcm

HA!

Barack is embarassed that American citizens can't speak foreign languages.

I'm embarassed that American citizens can't speak English.

re: #161 Bobibutu

Well ... I would divulge the details but the time limit isn't up.

Darn. Know anything about the Zimmerman telegraph?

re: #171 Proud to be American

Barack is embarassed that American citizens can't speak foreign languages.

I'm embarassed that American citizens can't speak English.

LOL!

re: #163 markos

Hey, this guy is giving me a bad name.

It's not your fault...I'm sure you are a fine upstanding lizard unless of course you moderate DailyKos?

re: #137 BignJames

Obama has a photo of the cliff in Hawaii where his mother's ashes were scattered into the Pacific, and a tiger-beating stick from his grandmother's village in Kenya.

Tigers in Kenya?

Only in Kenya!

A Russian Uragan (Hurricane) multiple rocket launch system moves on its way to Tskhinvali, the capital of Georgia's breakaway republic of South Ossetia, August 12, 2008.

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

A woman watches as a Russian armoured vehicle drives through the village of Dzhava in South Ossetia, August 11, 2008.

It's a BMD-2. Used by airborne units.

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

Russian soldiers sit atop military vehicles on a road from Tskhinvali, capital of Georgian breakaway enclave of South Ossetia on Monday, Aug. 11, 2008. Russian President Dmitry Medvedev ordered a halt to military action in Georgia on Tuesday, Aug. 12, 2008.

BMD-1. Made for use by airborne units. Apparently still in use.

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

re: #145 Killgore Trout

If there is a god he will kill us all in horrible ways eventually. Including this Koskid.

Killgore, please, come back to the dark side.

I wish more posts at Kos were this unhinged. They're so close! Just a little bit more...

re: #174 Jetpilot1101

It's not your fault...I'm sure you are a fine upstanding lizard unless of course you moderate DailyKos?

They have moderators there?

re: #137 BignJames
India! She meant India. Yeah, that's it. Or perhaps the Tigers were illegal immigrants in Kenya and that's why the stick was needed. ;-)>

re: #168 Racer X

I take it you haven't met a whole bunch of Republicans. Idiocy is an equal opportunity disorder.

Bunch of monster idiots on each side.

re: #167 BignJames

LMAO!

You hafta EARN one (or steal it) at the Dem Convention in Demver!

re: #179 markos

They have moderators there?

LOL!

re: #177 Walter L. Newton

I haven't gone anywhere.

And Obama needs the votes of these freaks to win? I'd be embarrassed. Talk about barrel scraping.

/what's next,, wooing felons and illegal aliens?

re: #175 Spiny Norman

WTF?

re: #152 zombie

See my comment #118. All is explained.

My reasons for asking were purely academic.

buzzsaw's reasons for asking were because HE IS THE GAY!

re: #169 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Seriously, FB... tigers are Indian, Himalayan, Chinese-Mongolian, Korean...

But NOT African.

Daily KOS. Proof that some people shouldn't have firearms......or knives......or pointy sticks.....

Good poster.

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

re: #184 Killgore Trout

I haven't gone anywhere.

Oh good. For a second, I thought I felt a movement in the force.

I'm betting these are the kind of people who have Che Guvera posters on their walls. They really do project thuggery as their ideal. Gee, let's vote for Obama.

re: #185 Killian Bundy

And Obama needs the votes of these freaks to win? I'd be embarrassed. Talk about barrel scraping.

/what's next,, wooing felons and illegal aliens?

COUNT EVERY VOTE!

/who cares if its a legal vote.

Stay classy, Koslings...

/do I?

Issues...just slight issues here.

What a pathetic turd. Imagine how awful it must be to be stuck in that cesspool where nobody recognizes that wishing disease on someone doesn't make you seem passionate and progressive, but rather makes you seem like a morbid, helpless, impotent loser with mental problems.

Air america failed beacuse they didnt couldn't give away there programming.

Fixed that for ya, free of charge.

/the other errors will cost ya to fix

re: #188 Karridine

Okay. You're smart. I heard that in a fight a tiger could kick a lions ass anyday. Right or wrong.

Think it was in Trivial Persuit I saw that.

re: #192 Archimedes

I'm betting these are the kind of people who have Che Guvera posters on their walls. They really do project thuggery as their ideal. Gee, let's vote for Obama.

They idolize them because those thugs did what the koslims wish they could do to the "enemy".

re: #151 buzzsawmonkey

Does it make sense? Not for a minute--but it is probably pretty close to the actual mindset.

The only problem is that there is clearly an immense hatred for the "gay" person of the right which is only increased and inflamed by their supposed homosexuality. In addition, there seems to be--at least in the piece which tops this thread--a belief that being homosexual is in fact something that can be used as a pejorative, whether the person is in fact homosexual or not, as long as the person is on the opposite side of the political spectrum.

And that sort of blows all the logic to hell.

Let's just imagine for a moment that Michael Savage was seduced by Allen Ginsberg at one point (which is actually quite possible -- Savage himself has hinted at it on a few occasions). And that Laura Ingraham is a lesbian. And that they both just came out and admitted it. What then? I don't think their popularity would change one bit. Because only a few people (actual homophobes) would really care, while an equal number of people would be intrigued by it and become new listeners.

What would the Left do then? There'd be nothing remaining to taunt the celebrities over, and yet they'd probably continue to do so, exposing the moonbats' true homophobia under the facade of mockery.

re: #159 Walter L. Newton

Well, that looks interesting, but I have to have the hernia fixed. Over time, the "hole" will just get bigger, and my intestine will eventually slip through and strangle, totally blocking any bowel movements. That will kill you in about 24 hours.

I know, because I had a inguinal hernia on my right side about 20 years ago. It strangulated and they rushed me to the hospital for emergency surgery.

They should be able to schedule the surgery in the next month. It's only day surgery, and you're on your feet in a few days, and back to real physical condition in a couple of weeks.

But I'll keep a link to that for future reference.

Yeppers! Happened to my dad - got him to the hosp with 45 mins to spare in the middle of the nite. (thank you CHP) Prepped for surgery 10 mins after we arrived. Doc was rousted out of bed. My dad had been on the floor trying to get to the phone for a day and a nite - heh - lived on an island - the firefighters (200 lbs +) going out to get him in a borrowed row boat from a landside neighbor was a riot.

re: #172 Hard Right

Darn. Know anything about the Zimmerman telegraph?

Apart from Zimmerman being an idiot and thinking that we wouldn't mind, no.

re: #145 Killgore Trout

Forget to take your Happy Pills today?

re: #172 Hard Right

Darn. Know anything about the Zimmerman telegraph?

Nah - Just Igloo White.

re: #201 zombie

Love Tammy Bruce. She is a bright spot on the right.

Lesbian.

Don't bother me a bit. She's genius!

re: #179 markos

They have moderators there?

Go over there and register. Post something along the lines of "while I disagree with everything Novak believes in, but I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone" (even cut and paste a comment from the LGF Ted Kennedy cancer thread) and see what happens.

;^)

The mad emperor Caligula once wished that the citizens of Rome had but one neck---the easier to behead them all. Two thousand years later we have rabidroach, a loony, semi-literate kosite ranting about chopping off the collective head of conservatives. Times change, empires fall, but lunatics remain the same---and look what happened to Caligula.

Rabidroach is the quintessential moonbat, foul mouthed, marginally literate and full of hate.

re: #202 Bobibutu

Where the hell you from?

Interesting AP photo:

Ossetian soldiers on top of a tank enter Tskhinvali, the capital of Georgian breakaway enclave of South Ossetia on Monday, Aug. 11, 2008, next to a giant portrait of Prime Minister Vladimir Putin and inscription in Cyrillic: Putin is our President. Russian President Dmitry Medvedev ordered a halt to military action in Georgia on Tuesday.

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

A lot of conservative, female bloggers get the most sickening rape-themed mail from lefties, too.

re: #183 Jetpilot1101

re: #207 Spiny Norman

Go over there and register. Post something along the lines of "while I disagree with everything Novak believes in, but I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone" (even cut and paste a comment from the LGF Ted Kennedy cancer thread) and see what happens.

;^)

I really couldn't do that....I'd feel so dirty.....really.

I love how the diarist gives a warning in the beginning, as if what follows is bad in some large, significant way. lol

re: #208 Paul

With any luck he'll turn the diary over to his pony and take up the lyre.

re: #204 WriterMom

Heh. I'm actually quite happy god hasn't killed me in some horrific way yet. It's a good day above ground.

re: #192 Archimedes

I'm betting these are the kind of people who have Che Guvera posters on their walls. They really do project thuggery as their ideal. Gee, let's vote for Obama.

Watch out for the Vladimir Putin posters and tee shirts now.

re: #195 buzzsawmonkey

That must be one of those new slang terms you kids use...

Shutup you goddaming right winging seminar lesbian!

This Kos Kid is proof that if you allow a drooling ingrate out of his padded cell and give him a computer he can become a productive member of society.

So if the F word shivers your timbers, or a misplaced semi-colon is like fingernails along a blackboard.

Like. Wow.

I impress.

Here's to U being too stoned to vote in. November.

re: #24 buzzsawmonkey

Six leftists typing on six computers for a thousand years could learn to use it still misspell I.

Who says "shiver your timbers"?

Lets give them congress and the presidency.

re: #113 funky chicken

But if any of you haven't read this article yet, it's well worth the time.

[Link: seattlepi.nwsource.com...]

Better go feed the kids. ;-)

Taped to one corner of McCain's Senate desk is a message from a fortune cookie that clearly struck a chord: "Your principles mean more to you than any money or success."

That says a lot. I can't see Obama valuing that statement.

re: #211 WriterMom

Really. Ugh. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth there.

I vote for satire.

re: #222 FrogMarch

Lets give them congress and the presidency.

Let's not and say we did. mmmkay?

:)

re: #223 Kosh's Shadow

That says a lot. I can't see Obama valuing that statement.

I can't see Mr. Obama head eating a fortune cookie.

re: #221 godfrey

Who says "shiver your timbers"?

Arr?

If I’m the general manager for a radio station, why would I hire local talent, who needs to be paid in actual dollars with benifits ect. when I can get the syndicated wingnut

It's like, totally mind-boggling, bro.

By Thomas Sowell

Many years ago, when I was a college student, I took a course from John Kenneth Galbraith. On the first day of class, Professor Galbraith gave a brilliant opening lecture, after which the students gave him a standing ovation.
Galbraith kept on giving brilliant opening lectures the whole semester. But, instead of standing ovations, there were now dwindling numbers of students and some of them got up and walked out in the middle of his lectures.
Galbraith never got beyond the glittering generalities that marked his first lecture. After a while, the students got tired of not getting any real substance....
The problem with clever people is that they don't know when to stop being clever-- and Senator Obama is a very clever man, perhaps "too clever by half" as the British say. But maybe he can't keep getting by with glittering generalities, any more than Galbraith could.

re: #175 Spiny Norman

Only in Kenya!

Thanks a lot. Now I'm going to bed with that tune running through my head. I need to clear my mind.

re: #221 godfrey

Who says "shiver your timbers"?

Really! It's "Shiver Me Timbers!"

sorry Zombie.

"The only thanks you and your kind will ever get from me for your efforts on my behalf is that I wish you all had one neck and that I had my hands on it. I have no desire whatever to reform myself. My only desire is to reform people who try to reform me, and I believe that the only way to reform people is to kill 'em!"

That was serial killer, Carl Panzram's response to Society for the Abolishment of Capital Punishment when they petitioned the governor of Kansas to try and have his death sentence commuted.

I'm not saying that Carl Panzram is an ancestor to any Kos diarists - at least not physically - but there does seem to be a spiritual connection.

re: #198 Slumbering Behemoth

Fixed that for ya, free of charge.

/the other errors will cost ya to fix

When they advertised that they were "talk radio without the lies" My thought was: Are they going to broadcast dead silence?

re: #202 Bobibutu

Yeppers! Happened to my dad - got him to the hosp with 45 mins to spare in the middle of the nite. (thank you CHP) Prepped for surgery 10 mins after we arrived. Doc was rousted out of bed. My dad had been on the floor trying to get to the phone for a day and a nite - heh - lived on an island - the firefighters (200 lbs +) going out to get him in a borrowed row boat from a landside neighbor was a riot.

Well, the STUPID thing about this hernia is the fact I told my doc SIX MONTHS AGO that I had it. Three visits since then and he finally finds it and agrees with me.

I had one before, I know what it feels like. And now, it is bigger and more apt to be a problem BEFORE I get into the surgery schedule.

ZOMBIE HATES PIRATE TALK!

Wow, what have I been missing by becoming a rightwing nut? Gee, the Daily Kossacks sure have a lot of fun; that must really turn their krank!

re: #205 Bobibutu

Nah - Just Igloo White.

Cool. Thanks for your service.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

Democrats "mainstream party leaders" such as Obama and the Clintons and others have all gone to Kos' conventions and posted on his site and played suck up to the "roots" for money and foot soldiers. They have recruited from that community to staff political offices and media positions that affect real policy and determine how taxpayers money is spent. In other words if anyone says that "it is just some crazy kids on a web site that does not matter," they are lying. This should be constantly publicized as the real face of the Democratic party. If the public gets to see this and understands that these are not nuts outside the tent, as far right hate mongers are outside the Republican tent, but are in fact the the core of the Democratic party, then the Obama campaign will deflate and the Republicans may even take back the Congress.

re: #221 godfrey

Slimy dude in a bar?

re: #209 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Where the hell you from?

4th Gen SF Bay Area - Polish and Norwegian ancestry. USN - 60-63. VN 66-70.

re: #230 solomonpanting

Sowell saw through flowery bullshit at an early age, I see. By contrast, Barry has never learned.

Studies show that drooling glue-sniffer trustafarians adhere to leftist ideology by a margin of 100 to 1. Fortunately, the same studies show that they stay home (mom's basement) on election day by a margin of 1000 to 1.

Other studies, of course, show that 68% of quoted studies are invented on the spot, like these.

re: #231 Bobblehead

Thanks a lot. Now I'm going to bed with that tune running through my head. I need to clear my mind.

That's just wrong!

re: #167 BignJames

Then I wanna moonbat beating stick!

All you need to use is a simple clue x 4.

They hate those.

Mike“the thunderbolt missed me and hit my wife”Gallagher - 0% - 0 votes

Classy.
Don't you spell it TUMOR?

I'm new to the conversation... had anyone wondered if this is a Moby? It's just too perfect in its wretchedness to be real.

re: #228 Occasional Reader

I guess it means "if you're offended, you're absurdly old-fashioned like the sort of person who would say 'shivers your timbers'" -- but this is wrong. No old-fashioned stick in the mud would say "shivers my timbers." That person would say something like, "it is extremely distasteful." So I'm thinking this poster is expostulating at random, freely associating, and well, channeling Spongebob. That's what this is about, really. Spongebob.

i.e., wayyyyyy too much TV.

whooo hoo men's swimming LIVE

re: #240 WriterMom

Slimy dude in a bar?

Silky Pony?

re: #118 zombie

Frighteningly your post was completely logical and lucid. Were you trained in Anthropology when it was still a rigorous respectable discipline?

re: #242 Spiny Norman

Sowell saw through flowery bullshit at an early age, I see. By contrast, Barry has never learned.

I wouldn't expect Obama to see through himself.
:K)

Mort“I am not a pussy”Kondrackie - 0% - 0 votes

I'm disappointed this one didn't get more votes.

/I love ya, Mort

In a land where none are known
to neatly knot the gnu,
I met a gnarly munebatt
who knew not too from to...

Oh Munebatt Queer, (I sang so clear)
Why do you spel so bad?
And snarl with force
Without (of course)
Rational logic? So queer...

"I ain't no righty," he did state
although twas hard to see
how ANY person, blest with thought
could think The Right of HE!

"I ain't no punchin' bag," sed him
and truly THAT was there!
No logic in his mind a tall
means punching's just and fair!

"Just gimme Lord Obama!"
Was what he tried to say,
But with an instant spellcheck
he was swiftly flushed away!

So Kerry and Obama
are left to carry on,
but 'supporters' like our quoted friend
are Zombies in the Dawn!

Brain-Dead the move among us
With memes and tropes galore
Brains all full of fungus
That, and little more!

Fludney Blutt, circa 1948

re: #235 Walter L. Newton

Well, the STUPID thing about this hernia is the fact I told my doc SIX MONTHS AGO that I had it. Three visits since then and he finally finds it and agrees with me.

I had one before, I know what it feels like. And now, it is bigger and more apt to be a problem BEFORE I get into the surgery schedule.

Yeppers! My dad had bin bitchin about wanting a truss for years - Drs ignored him and he put it all on me - nada - aint going there - didn't go there. He could get one for him self. I loved him but was not ready to be his caregiver.

re: #251 loppyd

You know me Rielley well.

re: #208 Paul

Caligula, Carl Panzram, Rabidroach, the parade of maniacs continues unabated.

re: #236 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

ZOMBIE HATES PIRATE TALK!

What's this now?

Hey zombie, do you stay off the internets on Talk Like a Pirate Day?

re: #256 Bobibutu

Yeppers! My dad had bin bitchin about wanting a truss for years - Drs ignored him and he put it all on me - nada - aint going there - didn't go there. He could get one for him self. I loved him but was not ready to be his caregiver.

He made you wear his truss? LOL.

re: #223 Kosh's Shadow

That says a lot. I can't see Obama valuing that statement.

Okay, who else has taped fortune cookie messages up somewhere?

Mine are:

"Being remembered has a high price."

"Life Is Art. Your Every Thought And Action Is Your Unique Creation."

"You see everything that happens in terms of its larger meaning."

re: #259 Spiny Norman

What's this now?

Hey zombie, do you stay off the internets on Talk Like a Pirate Day?

OH GAWD...don't go there. Zombie stays away from us on that dreadful day. I brought it up once, and shall shy away forever "shiver me timbers"!

re: #261 The Other Les

Admit it: you've had better cookies.

re: #260 Walter L. Newton

He made you wear his truss? LOL.

Gotta watch my english with you ...

;-)

re: #254 godfrey

Mort“I am not a pussy”Kondrackie - 0% - 0 votes

I'm disappointed this one didn't get more votes.

/I love ya, Mort

Can we vote in their silly little polls...?

/ron paul

"Will no one rid me of this troublesome priest?"

Reverend Wright plans an October surprise