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Rubber Gorilla Suit Heartbreak

Tue, Aug 19, 2008 at 7:55:07 pm PDT

Imagine the mental anguish suffered by Sasquatch devotees worldwide, as the latest Bigfoot carcass turns out to be a cheap rubber gorilla suit.

(AP) Turns out Bigfoot was just a rubber suit.

Two researchers on a quest to prove the existence of Bigfoot say that the carcass encased in a block of ice - handed over to them for an undisclosed sum by two men who claimed to have found it - was slowly thawed out, and discovered to be a rubber gorilla outfit.

The revelation comes just days after a much ballyhooed news conference was held in California to proclaim that the remains of the creature found in the North Georgia mountains was the legendary man-ape.

Steve Kulls, executive director of squatchdetective.com and host of Squatchdetective Radio, says in a posting on a Web site run by Bigfoot researcher Tom Biscardi that as the “evidence” was thawed, the claim began to unravel as a giant hoax.

First, the hair sample was burned and “melted into a ball uncharacteristic of hair,” Kulls said in the posting. The thawing process was sped up and the exposed head was found to be “unusually hollow in one small section.” An hour of thawing later and the feet were exposed - and they were found to be made of rubber.

A dead giveaway.

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1 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:56:18pm

Like we didn't see this coming.

2 bkgodfrey  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:56:24pm

poor ape-man hunters, they just can't win.

3 jaunte  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:56:54pm

Rubber Bigfoot.

4 Mich-again  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:56:54pm

I recognized that gorilla face from Gilligan's Island reruns.

5 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:57:07pm

AWESOME SCAM!

6 jorline  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:57:20pm

It's my uncle Phil passed out in the tub again...we like to ice just for the hell of it.

7 lummox  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:57:33pm

WHAT! Another empty suit in the 'news'?

8 Killian Bundy  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:57:43pm

Well, at least it was a case of intelligent design.

/no way rubber gorilla suits just evolve by themselves

9 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:57:51pm

Next they'll try to pass off some fake fossil of dinosaur and human footprints together as real.

Oh, wait.

10 jaunte  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:57:53pm

"Everyone who has talked down to us is going to eat their words," Whitton said at the time.

Hmm.

11 So?  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:58:00pm

Magilla Gorilla

12 livefreeor die  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:58:20pm

It's hard to feel sympathetic for people who let themselves get taken so easily.
"It's in a block of ice but you have to pay us before we'll let you thaw it."
Please.

13 yesandno  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:58:21pm

As usual, just a stretch of the imagination!

14 jcm  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:58:23pm

I AM BIGFOOT!

15 Sol Roth  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:58:38pm

What did Michael Medved have to say, hmmmm? (pssst. he thinks BigFoot is real)

16 yochanan  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:59:24pm

re: #11 So?

Magilla Gorilla

i knew i should not have made that many l'chiams at that wedding.

17 jorline  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:59:26pm

Bigfoot was thrown under the bus.

18 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:59:30pm

re: #4 Mich-again

I recognized that gorilla face from Gilligan's Island reruns.

I travelled with carnivals for two years when I was younger, and I was involved in booking a lot of grandstand magic shows at fairs and other venues.

I knew a lot of people in the outdoor amusement business.

When I first saw that face, I reconized it as a "Girl to Gorilla" suit supplied to the carnival business.

19 Sol Roth  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:59:31pm

BIG FOOT IS RIPPING US OFF, DAMNIT!

20 Killian Bundy  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:59:40pm

re: #11 So?

Magilla Gorilla

/Wot Gorilla

21 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:59:41pm

Speaking of BigFoot...how the hell do these girls stay on a balance beam?

22 2SoonOld2LateSmart  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 7:59:58pm

How would this be different if it were an expensive rubber gorilla suit?

23 jcm  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:00:06pm

re: #19 Sol Roth

BIG FOOT IS RIPPING US OFF, DAMNIT!

That's
BIG, BIG FOOT IS RIPPING US OFF, DAMNIT!

24 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:00:08pm

The first clue that this was fake should have been the claim itself, but after that- what was Bigfoot doing in Georgia? I thought they were supposed to be in the Pacific northwest.

25 chicagodudewhotrades  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:00:09pm

Wow, people lying to each other. I'm so depressed now. I wonder how much that undisclosed sum was and if they can get the money back. Could criminal charges be filed against the hoaxers? This is basically a theft scam.

26 Killgore Trout  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:00:09pm

Nessie in my fridge is a guppy.

27 noshariaincanada  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:00:11pm

how do you cook that?

28 lummox  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:00:17pm

But, but.... I saw a video of bigfoot painting hisself.

/ hat tip to Sol Roth

29 Mich-again  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:00:27pm

re: #18 Walter L. Newton

You were a carnie? Ha. Did you ever find out what your special purpose was for?

30 Cognito  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:00:28pm
Turns out Bigfoot was just a rubber suit.


AH! Well, at least they did it for the love of pure science.

(And thanks, AP, for another timely story.)

31 livefreeor die  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:00:46pm

That's not the Bigfoot we thought we knew.

32 Sol Roth  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:00:59pm

re: #23 jcm

That's
BIG, BIG FOOT IS RIPPING US OFF, DAMNIT!

I stoop forward corrected sir!

33 Attaboid  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:01:12pm

I beleive!
M. Medved.

/just kidding Michael.

34 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:01:13pm

re: #25 chicagodudewhotrades

Wow, people lying to each other. I'm so depressed now. I wonder how much that undisclosed sum was and if they can get the money back. Could criminal charges be filed against the hoaxers? This is basically a theft scam.

THE VERY BEST AWESOME SCAM EVER! Yeah, they should be arrested (and given an award).

35 razorbacker  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:01:18pm

Gosh. To think that respectable law enforcement types would pull a scam. Guess it just shows that you'll find rotten apples in every profession.

36 lummox  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:01:50pm

"This is not the bigfoot I knew". B'Ho

37 Mich-again  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:01:50pm

$10 says there will be a guy in a gorilla suit in the freedom cage at the Run DNC convention.

38 Cognito  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:02:12pm

re: #33 Attaboid

I beleive!
M. Medved.

/just kidding Michael.

You believe.
- President Medvedev

39 jaunte  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:02:15pm

re: #24 Sharmuta

Gladys Knight:
Seattle, proved to much for the 'Foot
(too much for the 'Foot)
So he's leavin' the life he's come to know
He said he's goin' back to find what's left of his world
The world he left behind not so long ago

He's leavin' on that midnight train to Georgia
Said he's goin' back to find the simpler place and time...

40 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:02:17pm

Whoever set this up should be awarded a gold medal in Beijing. Nicely done.

41 Meremortal  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:02:36pm

Obama + Bigfoot, sittin' in a tree...

h--o--a--x--i--n--g.

42 yochanan  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:02:41pm

this is no more a scam than a obama running for president says the post turtle

43 Sol Roth  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:02:48pm

re: #28 lummox

But, but.... I saw a video of bigfoot painting hisself.

/ hat tip to Sol Roth

It's "I done seent one of them Bigfeets a-paintn' hisself." vernacular nazi I is.

44 Mich-again  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:03:09pm

Nothing good ever came from messing with Sasquatch.

45 Attaboid  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:03:25pm

re: #38 Cognito

Shit. i before e.

/Myedvyedev

46 yochanan  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:03:44pm

re: #44 Mich-again

nothing bad has ever come from messing with him either

47 jorline  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:03:51pm

Kind of looked like Ted Kennedy imitating his favorite cocktail....shaken, not stirred.

48 So?  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:04:12pm

The Intro:

49 allah this  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:04:17pm

Empty rubber suit? They should name it Hussein.

50 BGOH  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:04:22pm

Hey, who says Bigfoot isn't made out of rubber? I just wish these conspiracy theorists weren't so closed minded and hateful of new ideas...

/ need I?

51 jcm  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:04:24pm
52 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:04:55pm

re: #28 lummox

But, but.... I saw a video of bigfoot painting hisself.

/ hat tip to Sol Roth

I saw bigfoot with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein

53 yochanan  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:05:13pm

that will teach me from drinking vodka in a gorilla suit at a chasana

54 Mich-again  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:05:15pm

re: #46 yochanan

nothing bad has ever come from messing with him either

Oh yeah. Ask the guy who got smacked.

55 Clemente  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:05:26pm

Fools money....

56 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:05:40pm

Take heart, cryptozoologists; there's still the chupacabra video.

57 solomonpanting  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:05:43pm

The thawing process was sped up and the exposed head was found to be “unusually hollow in one small section.”

But, enough of Saturday's discussion at Saddleback.

58 Sol Roth  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:05:48pm

re: #52 Fat Bastard Vegetarian


Roseanne Barr.

59 Meremortal  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:05:54pm

re: #50 BGOH

Hey, who says Bigfoot isn't made out of rubber? I just wish these conspiracy theorists weren't so closed minded and hateful of new ideas...

/ need I?

------------

All you are doing is asking questions, right?

60 So?  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:06:09pm

re: #53 yochanan

that will teach me from drinking vodka in a gorilla suit at a chasana

Check it out

61 amphibian  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:06:35pm
a cheap rubber gorilla suit


... useful in case one wants to look like a cheap rubber gorilla? Or is it some kind of toy for budget-conscious fetishists who happen to be of the gorilla persuasion?

62 Mich-again  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:06:55pm

re: #57 solomonpanting

But, enough of Saturday's discussion at Saddleback.

LOL!

63 Killian Bundy  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:07:09pm

re: #21 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Speaking of BigFoot...how the hell do these girls stay on a balance beam?

/momentum and excellent thrust vectoring

64 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:07:13pm

re: #52 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Sorry. I just think it works right now.

65 str8outtamonongahela  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:07:20pm

i wonder if bigfoot creatures disguise themselves as humans? those suits would look fucked up huh?

66 Clemente  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:07:32pm

re: #49 allah this

Empty rubber suit? They should name it Hussein.

We need to check its ears first!

67 yesandno  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:07:41pm

re: #57 solomonpanting

The thawing process was sped up and the exposed head was found to be “unusually hollow in one small section.”

But, enough of Saturday's discussion at Saddleback.

Good ONE!

68 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:07:48pm

re: #54 Mich-again

Oh yeah. Ask the guy who got smacked.

ROFLMAO!

69 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:07:59pm

re: #51 jcm

POST TURTLE

Ayyyyyy!

As my wife would say. (To goo-goo at a cute animal)

70 tokyobk  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:08:01pm

Anybody have those "researchers'" phone number?

I have some dinosaur prints to sell them, with a human foot print over.

71 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:08:20pm

Anyone seeing the IDers running with this one?

72 yochanan  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:08:34pm

re: #61 amphibian

a latex furry?

73 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:09:22pm

re: #52 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I saw bigfoot with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein

In fact, there is no beef chow mein on the menu of Lee Ho Fook's in London.

Not kidding. I've checked. Several times. Pretty much every time I'm in London. I'm... different, that way.

74 Timbre  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:10:03pm

Gives a whole new meaning to Gore-Tex products! I guess Al invented Sasquatch, too...

75 Killian Bundy  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:10:07pm

re: #56 Occasional Reader

Take heart, cryptozoologists; there's still the chupacabra video.

Probably on the lam toward Mexico.

/they can make a good living there

76 Tigger2005  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:10:10pm

Science!

77 Kostya Lotz  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:10:21pm

re: #15 Sol Roth

Medved suspected it was a hoax, and publicly expressed his skepticism.
His interest I believe is genuine. It doesn't go well to publicly express it, but there are an awful lot of vampire, werewolf, and ghost believers out there. They also tend on left end of the dial. Sasqwatchers tend red not blue. (maybe).

Shoes for Thought.

78 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:10:33pm

About to die. Must sleep. Oxygen levels getting low.

79 tokyobk  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:10:37pm

I can't believe the real big feet are so smart and advanced that they are able to leave fake rubber suits around to fool people into thinking they are fake.

80 amphibian  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:11:28pm

re: #24 Sharmuta

The first clue that this was fake should have been the claim itself, but after that- what was Bigfoot doing in Georgia? I thought they were supposed to be in the Pacific northwest.

Hm, vacationing?

81 yochanan  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:11:35pm

a furry troother who knew?

82 Kostya Lotz  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:12:05pm

re: #26 Killgore Trout

Coach, I got some SHRINKAGE!

83 Attaboid  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:12:07pm

Anyone else having problems "Getting user information"? (clicking on an avatar)

84 anduril3019  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:12:21pm

Hey look, LGF and AIG with the same story:

One Dead Bigfoot, Six Teeth, One Big Hoax

Who's evolving now?

85 Cognito  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:12:31pm

re: #75 Killian Bundy

Probably on the lam toward Mexico.

/they can make a good living there

When the report starts with a straight-faced, "The local Mexican UFO club reviewed the tape..." you know you're in for a good time.

86 yochanan  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:13:14pm

re: #85 Cognito

When the report starts with a straight-faced, "The local Mexican UFO club reviewed the tape..." you know you're in for a good time.

DON'T EAT THE WORM.

87 str8outtamonongahela  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:13:25pm

re: #85 Cognito

When the report starts with a straight-faced, "The local Mexican UFO club reviewed the tape..." you know you're in for a good time.

i'd love to party with that group.

88 lifeofthemind  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:13:36pm

Does this mean the wedding is off?

89 Noam Chumpski  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:13:53pm

One of those guys was a poilceman here in Georgia. He got fired today. No joke.

90 Sol Roth  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:14:21pm

re: #77 Kostya Lotz

Medved suspected it was a hoax, and publicly expressed his skepticism.
His interest I believe is genuine. It doesn't go well to publicly express it, but there are an awful lot of vampire, werewolf, and ghost believers out there. They also tend on left end of the dial. Sasqwatchers tend red not blue. (maybe).

Shoes for Thought.

I know. There's a saying, in Ecclesiastes I believe, about a person who is known and respected as serious and scholarly acting like a fool just once. It ruins his reputation.

Sad, it is.

91 yochanan  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:14:29pm

re: #88 lifeofthemind

Does this mean the wedding is off?

NAH? it just means it was a lubbie chasanah. way too much vodkah

92 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:14:46pm

re: #85 Cognito

When the report starts with a straight-faced, "The local Mexican UFO club reviewed the tape..." you know you're in for a good time.

I love Univision.

93 solomonpanting  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:15:31pm
An hour of thawing later and the feet were exposed - and they were found to be made of rubber

So, this Bigfoot fellow was a precurser of the modern automobile.


Where the rubber meets the road.

94 Killian Bundy  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:15:35pm

re: #89 Noam Chumpski

One of those guys was a poilceman here in Georgia. He got fired today. No joke.

/well, not like he was ever going to make detective anyway

95 Cognito  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:16:09pm

re: #90 Sol Roth

I know. There's a saying, in Ecclesiastes I believe, about a person who is known and respected as serious and scholarly acting like a fool just once. It ruins his reputation.

Sad, it is.

Kind of like when Glenn Beck had John Edward -- that's the psychic, folks, not the politician -- on his show.

That's pretty much all I needed to know.

96 Leftfoot Leeds  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:16:36pm

"unusually hollow..." just like the head of all those fools that believe in man made global warming. No one saw this coming! How can this be?

97 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:16:38pm
Two researchers on a quest to prove the existence of Bigfoot say that the carcass encased in a block of ice - handed over to them for an undisclosed sum by two men who claimed to have found it - was slowly thawed out, and discovered to be a rubber gorilla outfit.

WTF would a supposed Pacific Northwest critter be doing in Georgia, encased in ice in the summer? These idiots kind of deserved to have their money taken from them, because that's just stupid.

98 Timbre  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:17:12pm

re: #24 Sharmuta

The first clue that this was fake should have been the claim itself, but after that- what was Bigfoot doing in Georgia? I thought they were supposed to be in the Pacific northwest.

He was looking for his cousin Hogzilla...

99 Sol Roth  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:17:18pm

re: #95 Cognito

Kind of like when Glenn Beck had John Edward -- that's the psychic, folks, not the politician -- on his show.

That's pretty much all I needed to know.

That's the least of his misadventures. At least he's funny.

100 str8outtamonongahela  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:17:31pm

it'd be great if there were real bigfoot creatures and they wore sneakers like the monster in bug bunny toons....

....or vampires had tans like whats-his-name
....or aliens were in fact, dumb asses and not highly intelligent.....

or hey maybe the chupacabra goat-sucker....

101 beldar67  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:17:46pm

Could not the Bilderberg Group have switched the real Bigfoot corpse with a fake? Once they knew the MSM was going to carry the story they had to do something. After all the US dollar is making gains against gold and their candidate is fading fast to the Republican contender. A real Bigfoot corpse would have linked the Kennedy assassination squarely with the revelation of the Hidden Imam and their quest for global domination would blink out like so many lights over Stephenville County.

102 Noam Chumpski  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:17:46pm

re: #94 Killian Bundy

/well, not like he was ever going to make detective anyway

Oh, snap! Hilarious

103 Orangutan  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:18:06pm

NEXT....investigate the DNC...same suit is gonna talk at the convention

104 yochanan  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:18:23pm

this is the funniest joke i have seen since my first father in law pulled a stunt with a 'calf wienner'

105 RTLM  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:18:41pm

No. Bigfoot is real.

Scream recording (proof)

106 Sol Roth  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:18:43pm

Going in for about 7 hours of paralyzed hallucinating. Nite!

107 livefreeor die  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:19:13pm

re: #101 beldar67

Could not the Bilderberg Group have switched the real Bigfoot corpse with a fake? Once they knew the MSM was going to carry the story they had to do something. After all the US dollar is making gains against gold and their candidate is fading fast to the Republican contender. A real Bigfoot corpse would have linked the Kennedy assassination squarely with the revelation of the Hidden Imam and their quest for global domination would blink out like so many lights over Stephenville County.

Wow-when you put it that way, it all makes sense! :)
Tell the truth-are you a DNC speechwriter?

108 razorbacker  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:19:14pm

re: #94 Killian Bundy

That be fuuuuuunnnnnnyyyyyyy.

109 loup-garou  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:19:31pm

i was camping down in mount Lassen and listening to coast to coast Am for the big announcement on "big foot". it was classic dude called gullible George Nory and said "hey i made that suit 2 years ago. sorry". and you could just "feel" the collective let down.

well Take that cryptozoologists and creationists your rubber suits and fossles can join the downing street memo and Dan Rather GWB's air national guards papers in the big box bullcrap!

110 The Shadow Do  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:19:54pm

re: #21 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Speaking of BigFoot...how the hell do these girls stay on a balance beam?

Amazing ain't it? My daughter was world class, solidly on an Olympic gymnast track with a major trainer, but could not master the balance beam as she developed. She was unapproachable on uneven bars and wonderful on floor. Simply put, after a time she became fearful on the beam. Look at what they do blindly. Can't be done without a complete lack of apprehension.

After word: she has become a professional tri-athelete instead. Toughest kid ever, she is.

111 yochanan  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:20:45pm

the only bigger joke would be a B. (REDACTED) O. as POTUS

112 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:20:52pm

re: #94 Killian Bundy

You are on fire tonight.

113 Cognito  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:21:02pm

re: #110 The Shadow Do

Wow, Shadow. That's pretty neat.

114 cookielady  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:21:04pm

aaaaaoooooooo, Bigfoots in Georgia
aaaaaoooooooo!

Sheesh, what doofusses, doofus's, doofuses...
Hey, what's the plural of dufus? Dufusi?

Were they so desperate to be right they were willing to pay shysters for a sideshow hoax?

I guess so!

115 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:21:51pm

So I've got The Wrath of Khan on the tube. Do you think the crew ever called Chekhov "Jerkov" behind his back?

116 PETN Sandwich  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:22:21pm

re: #8 Killian Bundy

Well, at least it was a case of intelligent design.

/no way rubber gorilla suits just evolve by themselves

But where did the Designer come from?

117 yochanan  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:22:34pm

re: #114 cookielady

aaaaaoooooooo, Bigfoots in Georgia
aaaaaoooooooo!

Sheesh, what doofusses, doofus's, doofuses...
Hey, what's the plural of dufus? Dufusi?

Were they so desperate to be right they were willing to pay shysters for a sideshow hoax?

I guess so!

A FOOL AND HIS MONEY.

118 Clemente  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:22:57pm

re: #101 beldar67

Could not the Bilderberg Group have switched the real Bigfoot corpse with a fake? Once they knew the MSM was going to carry the story they had to do something. After all the US dollar is making gains against gold and their candidate is fading fast to the Republican contender. A real Bigfoot corpse would have linked the Kennedy assassination squarely with the revelation of the Hidden Imam and their quest for global domination would blink out like so many lights over Stephenville County.

Clarity, Reason, and Truth!

/and from a small town in France, no less...

119 razorbacker  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:23:08pm

re: #89 Noam Chumpski

One of those guys was a poilceman here in Georgia. He got fired today. No joke.

His boss had to fire him. The goober used his law enforcement status to vouchsafe his reliability during interviews about the bigfoot. Once exposed, who in their right mind would ever put that idjit on the stand in a court of law?

120 Killian Bundy  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:23:48pm

re: #116 PETN Sandwich

But where did the Designer come from?

/it's probably got a tag in the back like any other costume

121 loup-garou  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:24:00pm

re: #101 beldar67
wow just wow this is just about perfect . i am going to repeat this and pass it off as my own at work (that's a complement) . just got to get the masons in there some how, and you could get that trufer alex jones prison plant run with it.

122 Cognito  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:24:07pm

re: #117 yochanan

A FOOL AND HIS MONEY.

Am I the only one who thinks these guys didn't buy this 'Bigfoot' from anyone, but rather stuck it in their own freezer while giggling like little girls at a sleepover?

123 lifeofthemind  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:24:09pm

re: #97 Sharmuta

WTF would a supposed Pacific Northwest critter be doing in Georgia, encased in ice in the summer? These idiots kind of deserved to have their money taken from them, because that's just stupid.

Everyone connected with this and their families are now permanently on the Chump List that is being sold as we speak. They will never be lonely again as every con artist huckster grifter and bait and switch artist on 5 continents makes a bee line for them.

124 Mars Needs Neocons  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:24:32pm

Let's not degrade Cryptozoologists just because of a scam. There have been many scams through the history of Cryptozoology, but what you don't hear about as much is the fact that there have been some successes. Most CZ's are more interested in the less flashy and controversial cryptids.

125 Mich-again  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:24:44pm

The first clue was that the pair of shysters who "found" the Bigfoot corpse had already been caught in another Bigfoot scam years ago. And that they ran a website about Sasquatch. The whole ordeal was just a stupid charade designed to bring traffic to their site.

126 Timbre  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:25:23pm

re: #117 yochanan

A FOOL AND HIS MONEY MONKEY ARE SOON PARTED (maybe?).

127 lummox  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:25:28pm

Well, I had a huge supper tonight, so I'm gonna retire to the WC and take a healthy kwami. Nite all.

128 jcm  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:25:29pm

re: #101 beldar67

Could not the Bilderberg Group have switched the real Bigfoot corpse with a fake? Once they knew the MSM was going to carry the story they had to do something. After all the US dollar is making gains against gold and their candidate is fading fast to the Republican contender. A real Bigfoot corpse would have linked the Kennedy assassination squarely with the revelation of the Hidden Imam and their quest for global domination would blink out like so many lights over Stephenville County.

Report to the Tyler! That was not for release.

Damn, good help is so hard to find!
/

129 Spar Kling  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:25:41pm

However, DNA testing of the rubber produced a 94% matchup with human DNA. Scientists have tentatively identified the gorilla suit as Homo cognatus. "We were going to call it Eoanthropus dawsoni, but the name was already taken," quipped one scientist.

130 maddogg  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:25:46pm

So I wonder what the market rate for frozen gorilla suits is.

131 Mars Needs Neocons  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:26:29pm

re: #77 Kostya Lotz

Medved suspected it was a hoax, and publicly expressed his skepticism.
His interest I believe is genuine. It doesn't go well to publicly express it, but there are an awful lot of vampire, werewolf, and ghost believers out there. They also tend on left end of the dial. Sasqwatchers tend red not blue. (maybe).

Shoes for Thought.

Actually I find that people that believe in the paranormal and the unusual tend to both sides of the spectrum. The lefties just feel less embarrassed about admitting it. (They are after all the people with the Troof)

132 PETN Sandwich  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:27:08pm

re: #120 Killian Bundy

/it's probably got a tag in the back like any other costume

Only says 'Made in China". Nothing about where the Designer came from. Or lead or PCB content...

133 razorbacker  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:27:11pm

re: #122 Cognito

Am I the only one who thinks these guys didn't buy this 'Bigfoot' from anyone, but rather stuck it in their own freezer while giggling like little girls at a sleepover?

Methinks yo is talking about the folks who bought the bigfoot from the two guys to test it.

But yo can speak for himself, if I've gotten it wrong.

134 The Shadow Do  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:27:31pm

re: #113 Cognito

Wow, Shadow. That's pretty neat.

Thanks Cog. I think I might have jumped you the other night on the subject. Guess you can see why. These girls are major tough, pretty smart, incredibly competitive - and not at all stunted in their development. Trust me on this.

135 solomonpanting  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:27:40pm

re: #97 Sharmuta

WTF would a supposed Pacific Northwest critter be doing in Georgia, encased in ice in the summer? These idiots kind of deserved to have their money taken from them, because that's just stupid.


When the rubber suit was removed, they found DB Cooper.
Wasn't he from the Northwest?

136 Cognito  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:27:42pm

re: #125 Mich-again

The first clue was that the pair of shysters who "found" the Bigfoot corpse had already been caught in another Bigfoot scam years ago. And that they ran a website about Sasquatch. The whole ordeal was just a stupid charade designed to bring traffic to their site.

Wait, wait, wait.

I haven't been following this story closely. Are you telling me the 'researchers' really did pay for this thing?

137 realwest  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:28:10pm

Wow, over 130 comments and we're still On Topic!
I think that's a record out here for a late evening (Eastern Time) thread! LOL!

138 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:28:10pm
Matt Whitton, an officer who has been on medical leave from the Clayton County Police Department, and Rick Dyer, a former Georgia corrections officer, announced the find in early July on YouTube videos and a Web site.

"Everyone who has talked down to us is going to eat their words," Whitton said at the time.

Or, they'll continue to talk down to you.

139 cookielady  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:28:19pm

Howya doin', Shadow? Hope you liked your cookies.

140 livefreeor die  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:28:53pm

Come to think of it, I think I have Big Foot's spleen in the back of my freezer.

-Or else it's chicken I forgot about it. What was the phone number for those two guys?

141 realwest  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:29:09pm

re: #136 Cognito
That does appear to be the case Cog!

142 cookielady  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:29:17pm

re: #138 Sharmuta

Or, they'll continue to talk down to you.

They won't be able to talk. They'll be laughing too hard.

143 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:29:32pm
144 Timbre  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:29:48pm

Maybe the gorilla was really Clarence Beeks?

145 razorbacker  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:29:54pm

re: #137 realwest

Wow, over 130 comments and we're still On Topic!
I think that's a record out here for a late evening (Eastern Time) thread! LOL!

It's bigfoot, man. You don't mess with bigfootses (bigfeet?, bigfoots? What the heck is the plural)?

146 realwest  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:30:11pm

re: #143 ploome hineni
WAAAAY TOO much information!

147 cookielady  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:30:23pm

re: #145 razorbacker

It's bigfoot, man. You don't mess with bigfootses (bigfeet?, bigfoots? What the heck is the plural)?

Doofusses.

148 Mars Needs Neocons  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:30:42pm

re: #109 loup-garou

i was camping down in mount Lassen and listening to coast to coast Am for the big announcement on "big foot". it was classic dude called gullible George Nory and said "hey i made that suit 2 years ago. sorry". and you could just "feel" the collective let down.

well Take that cryptozoologists and creationists your rubber suits and fossles can join the downing street memo and Dan Rather GWB's air national guards papers in the big box bullcrap!

Please do not lump CZ's in with Creationists. CZ's are looking for evolutionary links, and possible dead ends.

149 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:30:55pm

Next week- Nessie found in Black Sea on ice.

150 maddogg  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:31:19pm

You might be a dumbass if:

You plan to vote for Obama.

You believe John Effin Kerry is a war hero.

You pay some yahoo big bucks for a frozen gorilla suit and then call a press conference and announce the find of the century without even thawing it out to have a closer look.

151 lifeofthemind  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:31:31pm

What was he doing there in ice? I've got it! Eureka or Urkle or whatever. He was the Sasquatch James Bond in his Bigfoot wet suit and he wanted to keep his vodka cocktail chilled when a terrible accident happened.

152 cookielady  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:31:44pm

re: #149 Sharmuta

Next week- Nessie found in Black Sea on ice.

Sounds like a drink.

I'd like a Nessie, please, Black Sea on ice.

153 Dianna  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:31:54pm

I've been giggling over this since I saw the first photo. It clearly was a costume. Almost as much fun as that stupid film, especially when they found some idiot who thought a tear in the costume was evidence of a physical injury to a real creature.

154 Mars Needs Neocons  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:31:58pm

re: #116 PETN Sandwich

But where did the Designer come from?

Only when he guested on B5. (Sorry, any B5 fans will get it. Kosh's Shadow, you there?)

155 livefreeor die  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:32:32pm

So the two guys who "found" it, said they found it in the woods and then froze it in a block of ice? Just where were they supposed to have made a block of ice that size?

156 cookielady  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:32:36pm

He was in the suit, but he escaped while they were getting enough ice to freeze it.

157 Mich-again  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:32:37pm

re: #136 Cognito

Are you telling me the 'researchers' really did pay for this thing?

Well, yes. But thats a loose use of the term "researcher". Excuse me while I research my fridge for another beer.

Mr Kulls said his Searching for Bigfoot Team, which is headed by Tom Biscardi who was initially enthusiastic about the "find" and appeared with Mr Whitton and Mr Dyer at press conference in California last week to trumpet it, had bought the body for an undisclosed sum.

158 The Shadow Do  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:32:47pm

re: #139 cookielady

Howya doin', Shadow? Hope you liked your cookies.

Damn Cookie Lady! Those were not cookies. Those were a meal, each and every one! Good! Good! Good!

Lizards with a sweet tooth, listen up! Cookie Lady knows her stuff.

/best damn peanut butter meals cookies ever!

159 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:33:16pm

re: #149 Sharmuta

Next week- Nessie found in Black Sea on ice.

160 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:33:21pm
Phone calls to Whitton and Dyer went unreturned on Tuesday. But the voicemail recording for their Bigfoot Tip Line - which proclaims they search for leprechauns and the Loch Ness monster - has been updated and announcing they're also in search of "big cats and dinosaurs. If you see any of those, give us a call."

Paging Alvis Delk!

161 solomonpanting  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:33:36pm

Well, you can't blame these researchers for trying. After all, we've just recently discovered the Obamanable Snowjob.

162 Cognito  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:33:40pm

re: #134 The Shadow Do

Thanks Cog. I think I might have jumped you the other night on the subject. Guess you can see why. These girls are major tough, pretty smart, incredibly competitive - and not at all stunted in their development. Trust me on this.

I figured you or a relative must have been a gymnast.

But I stand by what I said about some -- some -- of those girls. Puberty is delayed to maintain peak flexibility. There is pediatric data that backs me up; but moreover, I can hear it in their voices when they shout from off screen. They sound like six-year-olds.

Some.

163 jcm  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:33:49pm

You all are dissing

Ogopogo

The Northwet has Sasquatch and Ogopogo..
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!

164 unclassifiable  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:34:02pm

Up next these two guys on Oprah crying their eyes out over their horrible decision and telling everyone how sorry they are...

...and then doing the same crud again 5 years later.

It's America -- the land of endless "redemption".

165 Clemente  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:34:13pm

re: #138 Sharmuta

Or, they'll continue to talk down to you.

From the "top bunk," just maybe.

/eww.

166 Dianna  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:34:29pm

re: #155 livefreeor die

I refuse to speculate on those two too much. Mostly because I suspect the whole thing revolves around waaaaay too much alcohol, and the woods.

That's never a safe place to go.

167 cookielady  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:34:31pm

re: #158 The Shadow Do

Lizards with a sweet tooth, listen up! Cookie Lady knows her stuff.

/best damn peanut butter meals cookies ever!


Thank you! Thank eeeeuuuuuuwwwww! Thank you very much!

I have never given cookies to Sasquatch.

168 Archimedes  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:34:34pm

Have they found Pig-Bear-Man yet?

169 realwest  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:34:38pm

OK, OK, OK - enough of this falderol - serious pool here (and no, it's not about VP picks):

Russia has said that it will start significant troop withdrawals this Friday. Russia also said over the Weekend it would start big troop withdrawals on Monday. On Monday Russia said it would start troop withdrawals today.
So how many think this coming Friday is the real date?
Show of hands!

170 Cognito  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:34:42pm

re: #141 realwest

That does appear to be the case Cog!

Pardon me, realwest, I can't hear you.

I'm too busy trying to... preserve... this Bigfoot carcass in my freezer.

171 livefreeor die  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:34:44pm

re: #164 unclassifiable

Up next these two guys on Oprah crying their eyes out over their horrible decision and telling everyone how sorry they are...

...and then doing the same crud again 5 years later.

It's America -- the land of endless "redemption".

They have excellent shots at being elected mayor of Washington DC.

172 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:35:06pm

re: #168 Archimedes

That's Man-Bear-Pig.

173 Killian Bundy  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:35:24pm

Apparently, these two signed a contract and got paid in advance before they turned it over.

/wonder how much they got and what the contract said

174 RTLM  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:35:28pm

Bigfoot is gone, but yoda cat remains.

175 Archimedes  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:35:46pm

re: #172 Sharmuta

That's Man-Bear-Pig.

Yes, half-man, half-bear, half-pig.

176 jcm  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:35:52pm

re: #168 Archimedes

Have they found Pig-Bear-Man yet?

You don't want to....
The carbon credits involved will make you wish you never heard of Manbearpig.

177 lifeofthemind  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:36:17pm

re: #138 Sharmuta

"Everyone who has talked down to us is going to eat their words," Whitton said at the time.

The cry of someone who suffered deadly wedgies in Junior High.

178 Dianna  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:36:21pm

re: #160 Sharmuta

I say, "no, duh" on the "not returning phone calls" bit. Like I said, I have a feeling this whole thing started out as a joke that got seriously out of hand.

One suspects that beer was involved.

179 Mars Needs Neocons  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:36:27pm

re: #115 Occasional Reader

So I've got The Wrath of Khan on the tube. Do you think the crew ever called Chekhov "Jerkov" behind his back?

Whoops this is the one I was commenting on. I think maybe bedtime.

180 Random63  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:36:31pm

"There's a sucker born every minute.", PT Barnum

So instead of buying a "pig in a poke" they bought rubber in ice!

What morons! Thanks for a good laugh for today.

181 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:36:34pm

re: #163 jcm

You all are dissing

Ogopogo

The Northwet has Sasquatch and Ogopogo..
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!


Our Chessie could kick your Ogopogo's ass.

182 Archimedes  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:36:35pm

re: #174 RTLM

Bigfoot is gone, but yoda cat remains.

I wonder if he can levitate.

183 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:36:38pm
184 livefreeor die  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:36:38pm

re: #175 Archimedes

Yes, half-man, half-bear, half-pig.

Speaking of which, is Algore speaking at next week's convention? Or are they trying to quietly stuff him in a closet somewhere?

185 kuffar  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:36:42pm

I know Rove was involved in some way... I just know it. Because Rove is like that.

186 razorbacker  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:36:42pm

re: #169 realwest

Nuh-uh. You go back a thread or something. Let's keep this one pure. None of that serious malarky here.

187 maddogg  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:36:56pm

Down here in Arkansas we have the Boggy Creek Monster, which is just another version of Bigfoot. Terrorizes a dozen people but has the good sense to pick folks who don't have firearms. Smart monster.

188 cookielady  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:37:04pm

re: #169 realwest

OK, OK, OK - enough of this falderol - serious pool here (and no, it's not about VP picks):

Russia has said that it will start significant troop withdrawals this Friday. Russia also said over the Weekend it would start big troop withdrawals on Monday. On Monday Russia said it would start troop withdrawals today.
So how many think this coming Friday is the real date?
Show of hands!

Can you see my hand not there?

189 Opilio  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:37:15pm

Nice looking Polling Trend Chart. It looks to me like the slope of Obama's decline increased when he went on his World Victory Tour.

It's from an interesting, and pretty objective political tracking site run by a couple of Obama supporters no less.

190 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:37:26pm

re: #178 Dianna

They're super serial.

191 Purple Prose  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:37:32pm

Bigfoot. Sasquatch. A wonderful dream. Some ancient relative of humankind, undetected somehow despite huge size and putative ape intelligence, just waiting out there. Maybe, like aliens in UFOs, the great Bigfoot could tell us that how to live, guide us and save us from ourselves.

All of these myths share one common feature: a desire to escape from our own sense of being limited and feeling that there is nothing left to allow us to escape from the reality of our own lives. It's a substitute for religion.

There ain't no substitute. There are no Bigfoot creatures, Loch Ness Monsters, Abominable Snowmen or aliens out there to stimulate us and make us more than we are. There ain't no Fountain of Youth. There ain't even no El Dorado. There ain't no City of Gold.

There is only ourselves and our belief or disbelief in a higher power. We are stuck with what there is in the world, and there are no more great frontiers and great unknowns offering great wisdom or even easy salvation out there. So it's faith in God or faith in humanity or even faith in yourself, but it's not some unknown that will somehow transform things if it manifests itself.

We have to accept what we are. We have to protect what we are. We may have no easy escape from our mundane lives, but we have the best lives history has ever allowed any humans to possess. And there are other humans, no less human, who want to take our lifestyle and culture away from us. They are tribalistic, brainwashed by a religion or ideology that is tribalistic, and they want to turn us all into Mecca-facing supplicants. That is the issue we have to face.

192 Archimedes  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:37:39pm

re: #176 jcm

You don't want to....
The carbon credits involved will make you wish you never heard of Manbearpig.

I think we need to work hard to defeat him, anyway, because if he's real the gig is up.

193 cookielady  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:38:07pm

re: #181 Occasional Reader

Our Chessie could kick your Ogopogo's ass.

Oh, yeah?

Well, Mo-Mo will eat Chessie and Ogopogo both! So there!

194 Mich-again  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:38:26pm

Manbearpig roams the woods of backwater Tennessee terrorizing inhabitants of lean-to cabins in the low rent district.

195 realwest  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:39:02pm

re: #181 Occasional Reader OH PLEASE! I had to go to your link to find out what Chessie is!
Geez, I know this whole bigfoot thing is a joke, but you don't have to try to make us think y'all have something weird up there..............well, except for Congress, I mean!

196 Alberta Oil Peon  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:39:02pm

re: #25 chicagodudewhotrades

Wow, people lying to each other. I'm so depressed now. I wonder how much that undisclosed sum was and if they can get the money back. Could criminal charges be filed against the hoaxers? This is basically a theft scam.

Theft, Chidude? I dunno. Seems to me that if "A fool and his money are soon parted," there exists a moral obligation on the part of some people to ensure that it happens.

Some people are simply born to be marks, and it would be just plain unfair to not allow them fulfillment.

197 Dianna  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:39:04pm

re: #169 realwest

OK, OK, OK - enough of this falderol - serious pool here (and no, it's not about VP picks):

Russia has said that it will start significant troop withdrawals this Friday. Russia also said over the Weekend it would start big troop withdrawals on Monday. On Monday Russia said it would start troop withdrawals today.
So how many think this coming Friday is the real date?
Show of hands!

Do the words, "Yeah, right" register for this poll?

198 unclassifiable  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:39:23pm

re: #174 RTLM

That cat is wired for quadraphonic sound.

199 Mich-again  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:39:28pm

re: #191 Purple Prose

drink!

200 kuffar  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:39:45pm

But, what doers this do for Michelle's Children? And does Obama believe that if we hope we can change Bigfoot's paygrade?

201 razorbacker  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:39:46pm

So, anyone what to talk about the Fouke Monster? He's got a movie out, you know.

202 experiencedtraveller  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:39:46pm

re: #191 Purple Prose

Yeah, but... what about the Tooth Fairy? Tooth Fairy is REAL man...

203 Dianna  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:40:01pm

re: #173 Killian Bundy

If they had any sense - that means, they sobered up - it says, "no matter what, we get paid!"

204 lifeofthemind  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:40:11pm

re: #169 realwestWe lasted to #169 before you ruined it with reality.

Rhe answer is it depends on what the definition of "would" would be.

205 maddogg  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:40:13pm

re: #191 Purple Prose

Those folks can kiss my rifle.

206 Killian Bundy  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:40:16pm

re: #169 realwest

OK, OK, OK - enough of this falderol - serious pool here (and no, it's not about VP picks):

Russia has said that it will start significant troop withdrawals this Friday. Russia also said over the Weekend it would start big troop withdrawals on Monday. On Monday Russia said it would start troop withdrawals today. So how many think this coming Friday is the real date?
Show of hands!

It depends.

/are they done destroying Georgian military installations, capability, and stockpiles to their satisfaction, as they promised they were going to do when this started?

207 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:40:39pm
208 tomjeff  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:40:49pm

re: #144 Timbre

Yeah! Where the hell is Beeks!

Actually, this ruins my speculation for Obama VP.

209 loup-garou  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:41:00pm

if there are any Cryptozoologists out there who are in to the less flashy stuff like bigfoot and Mexican devil's, i would tell em why not just be a biologist and stick with the science.
going around trying to prove there IS a bigfoot is a lot like creationists saying here is how the universe was created this way and only this way and we will prove it.

210 Mich-again  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:41:07pm

re: #206 Killian Bundy

Now its clear where the Iranians get their negotiating tactics from.

211 6pat6  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:41:12pm

That "Bigfoot" find - did anyone really expect a different outcome? It is the same as saying someone found Santa, or the Tooth Fairy. Funny as hell, IMO.

212 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:41:25pm

I wonder how much these guys would give me for the leprechaun I have in my freezer.

213 jcm  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:41:29pm

re: #181 Occasional Reader

Our Chessie could kick your Ogopogo's ass.

Pfft!
How 'bout our Native Puget Sound Creature?

214 realwest  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:41:58pm

re: #191 Purple Prose
Now hold on a sec ! We have sonar "sightings" of Nessie - y'all can fool around with Bigfoot all you want, but Nessie is for real!

215 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:42:08pm

re: #174 RTLM

Bigfoot is gone, but yoda cat remains.

One set is pointed, the other is rounded. What's up with that?

216 Clemente  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:42:27pm

re: #169 realwest

OK, OK, OK - enough of this falderol - serious pool here (and no, it's not about VP picks):

Russia has said that it will start significant troop withdrawals this Friday. Russia also said over the Weekend it would start big troop withdrawals on Monday. On Monday Russia said it would start troop withdrawals today.
So how many think this coming Friday is the real date?
Show of hands!

(Raises finger toward Kremlin)

Somewhat skeptical of Russian sincerity...

217 lifeofthemind  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:42:32pm

re: #184 livefreeor die

Speaking of which, is Algore speaking at next week's convention? Or are they trying to quietly stuff him in a closet somewhere?

One dollar bet that if Mr Global Warming talks in Denver than there can be a freak ice storm in August.

218 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:42:40pm

re: #195 realwest

OH PLEASE! I had to go to your link to find out what Chessie is!
Geez, I know this whole bigfoot thing is a joke, but you don't have to try to make us think y'all have something weird up there..............well, except for Congress, I mean!

We have lots of strange cryptozoological creatures in DC. For instance, a suspected relative of the chupacabra, dubbed the chupapinga, was sighted in the Oval Office back about a decade ago.

219 The Shadow Do  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:42:43pm

re: #162 Cognito

I figured you or a relative must have been a gymnast.

But I stand by what I said about some -- some -- of those girls. Puberty is delayed to maintain peak flexibility. There is pediatric data that backs me up; but moreover, I can hear it in their voices when they shout from off screen. They sound like six-year-olds.

Some.

Excited girls (team mates) shout in high pitched (girl) voices from off screen?

And your link does not work.

What the hell are you saying? Puberty is delayed? Are you suggesting some chemical castration of sorts? Are you nuts? Have you attended a gym meet? Have you met anyone who competes in this sport?

Good grief!

220 RTLM  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:42:49pm

re: #211 6pat6

That "Bigfoot" find - did anyone really expect a different outcome? It is the same as saying someone found Santa, or the Tooth Fairy. Funny as hell, IMO.

/What do you mean? What exactly are you saying...

221 razorbacker  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:43:29pm

re: #191 Purple Prose

There ain't even no El Dorado

There is, you know. El Dorado, Arkansas

222 Salem  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:43:35pm

I got those "Late to the Bigfoot thread" blues :(

223 Timbre  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:43:53pm

Under Tracks on left hand side, song 2. I still Believe in Bigfoot!

224 realwest  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:43:59pm

re: #197 Dianna Um, yes, yes they do!
Oh and btw, please check your e-mail!

225 Archimedes  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:44:02pm

re: #172 Sharmuta

That's Man-Bear-Pig.

There is no such thing as ManBearPig, the former vice president is just desperate for attention.

226 The Shadow Do  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:44:05pm

re: #167 cookielady

Thank you! Thank eeeeuuuuuuwwwww! Thank you very much!

I have never given cookies to Sasquatch.

I am Sasquatch.

227 unclassifiable  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:44:11pm

re: #169 realwest

The researchers who bought this thing might believe it.

BTW those Ossetians and Ukrainians who take Russian passports are free to cross the border and start taking Russian jobs aren't they?

228 Killian Bundy  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:44:24pm

Pepie

/standing $50K if you catch it

229 lifeofthemind  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:44:36pm

re: #188 cookielady

Can you see my hand not there?

The other day upon the stair
I saw a man who was not there
He was not there again today
I wish that he would go away

230 Dianna  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:44:42pm

re: #190 Sharmuta

I have relatives like this.

Long, long ago, I learned that when the words, "Hey, y'all, watch this!" were preceded with, "Here, honey, hold my drink," a quick retreat is well advised.

Things that seemed really, really, funny and clever while drinking beer and whiskey with your buddy in the woods are generally a screaming disaster when carried out is another of those rules learned from my relatives.

That, and that girls cannot have a single name.

231 Mich-again  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:45:13pm

re: #214 realwest

Apparently, Purple Prose doesn't follow current events.

232 RTLM  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:45:24pm

re: #215 MandyManners

One set is pointed, the other is rounded. What's up with that?

One could call yoda cat... extrasensory

233 cookielady  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:45:29pm

re: #226 The Shadow Do

I am Sasquatch.

Can I sell you to those guys? I won't even freeze you first.

;-)

234 MadJadBad  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:45:34pm

If bigfoot was real, no matter how elusive or rare, someone would have found one of his turds by now.

235 saltmarsh  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:45:35pm

Just wait. DNA testing will definitely prove beyond any doubt this suit was used by the cunning and ever nimble sasquatch....

/where's my Dr. Kildare medical bag?

236 jcm  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:45:38pm

What's wrong with thinking we'll find a Sasquatch?
Cousin Yeti starred in a movie!

237 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:45:50pm

re: #212 Sharmuta

I wonder how much these guys would give me for the leprechaun I have in my freezer.

What was he doing in your freezer?

238 Ringo the Gringo  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:46:03pm
Imagine the mental anguish suffered by Sasquatch devotees worldwide, as the latest Bigfoot carcass turns out to be a cheap rubber gorilla suit.

There is no such thing as a cheap gorilla suit.

239 cookielady  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:46:25pm

re: #229 lifeofthemind

The other day upon the stair
I saw a man who was not there
He was not there again today
I wish that he would go away

Remember Mr. Nobody?

240 maddogg  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:46:26pm

I can tell you one thing, if The History Channel doesn't find something better to put on than "Monsterquest" and "Ice Road Assholes" I'm gonna give up the tube altogether.

241 Archimedes  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:46:32pm

re: #234 MadJadBad

If bigfoot was real, no matter how elusive or rare, someone would have found one of his turds by now.

It may be an alien.

242 spikester  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:46:41pm

Just in: McCain to nominate Sasquatch.
or Man-Bear-Pig. What ever works.

243 Killian Bundy  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:47:03pm

re: #232 RTLM

One could call yoda cat... extrasensory

/sure if the two extra skin flaps were actually ears

244 cliffster  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:47:16pm

re: #238 Ringo the Gringo

There is no such thing as a cheap gorilla suit.

The fact that you know this, with such finality, is a little weird.

245 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:47:18pm

re: #237 MandyManners

I was trying to get frosted lucky charms.

246 experiencedtraveller  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:47:32pm

re: #242 spikester

Just in: McCain to nominate Sasquatch.
or Man-Bear-Pig. What ever works.

Whatever keeeps the Oman out of the office...

247 Dianna  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:47:55pm

re: #212 Sharmuta

Serious money!

Is it better than a gorilla suit?

248 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:48:01pm

re: #244 cliffster

The fact that you know this, with such finality, is a little weird.

Ringo's personal life is none of your goddamn business!

249 cookielady  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:48:05pm

re: #234 MadJadBad

If bigfoot was real, no matter how elusive or rare, someone would have found one of his turds by now.

He buries it like a cat.

250 The Shadow Do  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:48:08pm

re: #233 cookielady

Can I sell you to those guys? I won't even freeze you first.

;-)

Don't come cheap Cookie, but I can be had.

251 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:48:18pm

re: #245 Sharmuta

I was trying to get frosted lucky charms.

I bet his charms are thoroughly frosted now.

252 jcm  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:48:33pm

re: #238 Ringo the Gringo

There is no such thing as a cheap gorilla suit.

Under a $100!
/

253 cookielady  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:48:55pm

re: #242 spikester

Just in: McCain to nominate Sasquatch.
or Man-Bear-Pig. What ever works pleases Democrats and the media most.

Fixed up.

254 brainwizard73  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:48:55pm

Any chance this was Obama's first choice?

Will he now have to settle for Hillary?

255 cookielady  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:49:23pm

re: #245 Sharmuta

I was trying to get frosted lucky charms.

They're magically delicious.

256 Cognito  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:49:27pm

re: #219 The Shadow Do

Excited girls (team mates) shout in high pitched (girl) voices from off screen?

And your link does not work.

What the hell are you saying? Puberty is delayed? Are you suggesting some chemical castration of sorts? Are you nuts? Have you attended a gym meet? Have you met anyone who competes in this sport?

Good grief!

Yes, no, no, yes, and yes.

Here's the link again. The first one works for me too, though, so I'm not sure what's up.

Here's the abstract, from scientists writing in the journal Acta Pædiatrica:

ABSTRACT
Intense physical exercise and diet restriction could result in delayed puberty and have a negative influence on the acquisition of peak bone mass during puberty. Nineteen young women who had been in elite gymnastic training during their prepubertal and pubertal years were investigated with regard to their health, menstrual data and bone mineral areal mass (BMA). Twenty-one women of comparable age served as controls. The age of menarche of the "former" gymnasts and the controls was 14.81.8 and 12.11.4years, respectively. Fourteen of the gymnasts had been or were using oral contraceptives (OCs) and most of the non-users now had regular menstrual periods. During the years preceding the study, physical activity among the "former" gymnasts had gradually declined. Although the gymnasts had had a delayed puberty, no difference was found in total body or spinal BMA compared to the healthy controls. Their normal BMA in early adulthood could reflect a catch-up due to a combination of decreasing athletic activity, normal menstrual cycles and intake of OCs.

So the damage may not be permanent, but puberty is delayed/disrupted. There are numerous sources that say the same thing.

257 Archimedes  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:49:27pm

re: #242 spikester

Just in: McCain to nominate Sasquatch.
or Man-Bear-Pig. What ever works.

I wonder if an Obama Man-Bear-Pig ticket would work?

258 spikester  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:49:32pm

re: #246 experiencedtraveller

The Oh man will keep the Oh man out of office...Thank Sasquatch.
or Man-Bear-Pig. Whom ever!

259 swamprat  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:50:09pm

Off topic. A real "aw, gee!" moment, with crappy music.

260 cookielady  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:50:15pm

re: #250 The Shadow Do

Don't come cheap Cookie, but I can be had.

Lifetime cookies?

261 realwest  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:50:31pm

re: #204 lifeofthemind

re: #206 Killian Bundy

re: #216 Clemente

Ok, one of ya jokes about it but doesn't say anything at all about #207, one of you wants some qualified answers first and the last of you answered honestly. Clemente, even thought you're answer was a little bit, ah, tepid, you win - at least through # 216!

262 brainwizard73  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:50:33pm

There is a great joke involving Michelle Obama and the rubber Bigfoot suit here...but I don't want to get banned.

263 kevinmumaw  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:50:53pm

OT: (?) Fox News laps CNN.

Fox News Channel took the silver in all of cable last week, finishing second in prime time with 1,930,000 average viewers (Live+SD). CNN took 17th (913,000) and MSNBC 27th (654,000). All networks saw week-to-week increases.

264 spikester  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:51:36pm

re: #262 brainwizard73

as in rubber bannded?

265 realwest  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:51:49pm

re: #227 unclassifiable
Why yes, yes they are.............but there ain't no jobs for 'em in Russia!

266 jcm  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:52:13pm

re: #259 swamprat

Off topic. A real "aw, gee!" moment, with crappy music.

Isn't that meese?
/

Great video!

267 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:52:55pm
Main Entry:
id·i·ot
Pronunciation:
ˈi-dē-ət
Function:
noun

2: a foolish or stupid person

268 Racer X  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:53:27pm
269 Dianna  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:53:30pm

re: #215 MandyManners

Double expression - cats are really prone to it. Cats have extra toes way more often than I really find comfortable, for instance.

270 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:53:48pm

G'night, y'all.

271 lummox  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:54:01pm
272 realwest  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:54:13pm

re: #228 Killian Bundy
HEY! That first proof positive was a photo of our Nessie! Whaddya try to do, pull a Bigfoot?!

273 loflyer  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:54:14pm

Whitton was fired this afternoon by Clayton County. His medical condition might explain why he participated in the hoax. Loaded on pain-killers and lots of time on his hands. If he gives the money back, then no harm except for reputations. Either way, he is out of a job....

274 Dianna  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:54:15pm

re: #224 realwest

Checked, replied.

Have you asked anyone else for info? I'm stuck, at this point.

275 brainwizard73  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:54:34pm

re: #264 spikester

Like I said, its hanging out there like a Carlos Silva curveball...but there is something in the back of my mind that suggests a crack about our future first lady in the same sentance as a reference to a rubber ape suit might land me on a terrorist watch list next January.

276 lifeofthemind  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:55:16pm

re: #241 Archimedes

It may be an alien.

That is an undocumented precolumbian worker to you buddy. Probably protected by some migratory species or Native Americans treaty.

277 Killian Bundy  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:55:21pm

re: #261 realwest

Believe what you want, they're not leaving until they've got a scorched earth military buffer zone.

/what do you think they've been busy doing for over a week now?

278 RTLM  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:55:27pm

re: #243 Killian Bundy

/You haven't seen the extra eyelids in the back of his head.

279 unclassifiable  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:55:38pm

re: #265 realwest

Come on!

Sidewalks and highways to be shovel.

Other neighboring countries to suppress.

Potatoes to pick.

Beets to be smushed.

You know, the jobs ordinary Russians won't do.

280 Dr. Shalit  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:56:25pm

OK Everyone -

Medium to Large size Apes have/do exist(ed) in many parts of the World.
Why not North America? If "Sasquatch" does exist, it will be a large simian,
AND - obviously not this fake, phony, fraud.

-S-

281 Salem  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:56:33pm

I was still in my early teens when I stopped believing in Bigfoot. I used to still like thinking about it but that Bigfoot Hunter program has me off of even that. What an embarrassment. Same goes for ghosts and UFOs. Although some situation just bring ghosts to mind, naturally. Dismissing ghosts, rationally, isn't as easy as the other two. We can search the woods and scan the heavens but we are blind to what lies beyond the veil of death.

282 brainwizard73  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:56:42pm

re: #277 Killian Bundy

Believe what you want, they're not leaving until they've got a scorched earth military buffer zone.

/what do you think they've been busy doing for over a week now?

Putting in a new mass-transit project?

Damn your ear marks, Nancy Pelosi!

283 razorbacker  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:56:43pm

Well, before this thread devolves into one of those tiresome fact-based free-for-alls that cause so much discomfort to the gently nurtured, I'm to bed.

'Night.

284 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:56:45pm

And if you put moonbats in your freezer, you get frosted flakes.

285 RTLM  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:56:50pm

There's always aliens.

286 swamprat  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:56:53pm

re: #259 swamprat
In Russia, Moose sprinkle YOU!

.

../Yackoff Stolichnaya
287 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:57:25pm

So what was that creature in those beef jerky commercials?
Oh, you mean those were faked?
/very sarc

288 Dianna  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:57:47pm

re: #248 Occasional Reader

Yeah, but it was a great reply!

289 wee fury  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:58:25pm

Bigfoot, heh.

290 brainwizard73  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:58:53pm

re: #285 RTLM

Might get a few shots of them in Denver in a few days. I think they are seating that delegation, now...since the Lord of the Universe is being anointed.

291 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:58:55pm

re: #281 Salem

I was still in my early teens when I stopped believing in Bigfoot. I used to still like thinking about it but that Bigfoot Hunter program has me off of even that. What an embarrassment. Same goes for ghosts and UFOs. Although some situation just bring ghosts to mind, naturally. Dismissing ghosts, rationally, isn't as easy as the other two. We can search the woods and scan the heavens but we are blind to what lies beyond the veil of death.

Hey, I had a dream that I was being shown how to fly a UFO.
And I'll believe in them when the actual UFO shows up. It was a nice dream, though.

292 Clemente  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 8:59:40pm

re: #261 realwest

re: #206 Killian Bundy

re: #216 Clemente

Ok, one of ya jokes about it but doesn't say anything at all about #207, one of you wants some qualified answers first and the last of you answered honestly. Clemente, even thought you're answer was a little bit, ah, tepid, you win - at least through # 216!

Raises the other finger toward the Kremlin Krapheap, and a NATO invite toward Kiev and Tbilisi, and a handful of ABMs toward Warsaw.

/Channeling a fraction of Bolton...

293 realwest  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:00:02pm

re: #267 Noam Sayin'
HEY NOAM! Was that guy just plain stupid or what?
I mean, seriously who the hell goes Kite surfing in a Tropical Storm? Didn't he have any sober or straight friends to talk him out of it?!

294 Dianna  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:00:26pm

re: #273 loflyer

He should keep the money, particularly if he's ill.

295 razorbacker  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:01:22pm

It's going to be hard to go to sleep. It feels like there is something on my back.

296 lifeofthemind  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:02:07pm

Next up: Explorers in backwoods claim to have discovered honest competent and modest politician. Refuse to divulge location saying, "If the word gets out his life ain't worth a plugged nickel." They then excuse themselves to make some phone calls.

297 Dianna  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:02:21pm

re: #280 Dr. Shalit

I have got to introduce you to my old mentor. Got to.

He knew Grover, if that means anything to you.

298 The Shadow Do  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:03:05pm

re: #256 Cognito

And the fundamental question is, why is this relevent to you?

Are these athletes some sort of freak show or other abnormality to you. And why is this interesting to you?

Was my daughter's menstrual cycle delayed due to her athletic work? Probably. So what? What is it you are trying to say, Cog? You seem determined to file these girls in some sort of odd ball category. Believe me, they are not odd in the least. In fact nearly every girl I met was mature beyond her years and odd only in their prepubescent awareness. This may have been attributable to their interaction with kids from broad geographic areas, but more likely from the fundamental competitive experience. Competition does have a way of making one take a close look at one's universe.

299 brainwizard73  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:05:13pm

re: #293 realwest

Any chance ETOH was involved?

Clear failure of judgment here. Welcome to Obama's America.

300 Salem  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:06:18pm

Seems like Bigfoot would have to have a pretty crappy life, hiding under stumps and eating roots. What do they do for recreation? They couldn't be all that hearty and vigorous if they can't even walk anywhere or crap out in the open. Such a creature hardly seems worth the fascination. Just a curious variety of mole. Clearly, Gigantopithecus is better off extinct.

301 Alberta Oil Peon  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:06:27pm

re: #273 loflyer

Whitton was fired this afternoon by Clayton County. His medical condition might explain why he participated in the hoax. Loaded on pain-killers and lots of time on his hands. If he gives the money back, then no harm except for reputations. Either way, he is out of a job....

Naw, he should not give the money back. Anyone foolish enough to pay good money for an ostensible frozen Bigfoot carcass without doing any kind of verification is simply too stupid to be in possession of money in the first place. Give it back, and they might do something really stupid, like donate it to the Obama campaign.

302 Purple Prose  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:06:48pm

Bigfoot is a big wanker.

303 Cognito  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:07:44pm

re: #298 The Shadow Do

re: #256 Cognito

And the fundamental question is, why is this relevent to you?


Is that the fundamental question, now? Because moments ago it was whether I was correct.

Are these athletes some sort of freak show or other abnormality to you. And why is this interesting to you?


I simply noted that many of the girls do indeed seem stunted, in some way, which I find creepy. Just an opinion.

Was my daughter's menstrual cycle delayed due to her athletic work? Probably. So what? What is it you are trying to say, Cog? You seem determined to file these girls in some sort of odd ball category. Believe me, they are not odd in the least. In fact nearly every girl I met was mature beyond her years and odd only in their prepubescent awareness. This may have been attributable to their interaction with kids from broad geographic areas, but more likely from the fundamental competitive experience. Competition does have a way of making one take a close look at one's universe.


I can't comment on your daughter's health, obviously. That's between you and her.

I'm not filing anyone anywhere. But I do reserve the right to make personal observations, which is exactly what I did. And is all I did.

So the question becomes, I suppose, why you're so interested in it.

304 Salem  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:09:25pm

re: #291 Kosh's Shadow

Hey, I had a dream that I was being shown how to fly a UFO.
And I'll believe in them when the actual UFO shows up. It was a nice dream, though.

Dreams like that rock! I must still have cool dreams but I can't quite conjurethe memory of them back up, anymore.

305 Salem  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:13:18pm

Speaking of big monsters, here's my latest .

306 The Shadow Do  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:14:10pm

re: #303 Cognito

I simply noted that many of the girls do indeed seem stunted, in some way, which I find creepy.

What does that mean?

307 LoFlyer  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:16:03pm

re: #301 Alberta Oil Peon

Naw, he should not give the money back. Anyone foolish enough to pay good money for an ostensible frozen Bigfoot carcass without doing any kind of verification is simply too stupid to be in possession of money in the first place. Give it back, and they might do something really stupid, like donate it to the Obama campaign.

I think the whole thing is hilarious. Every square foot of Georgia has been walked, climbed, spelunked or swam. Big foot has never existed in Georgia. These guys pulled off the hoax of the year on the gullibility of these guys. The fact Whitton got canned is because his position an officer gave the story credence.Once I knew the story was a hoax I knew Whitton was toast, I would of been very surprised if he didn't get fired.

308 Cognito  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:18:45pm

re: #306 The Shadow Do

What does that mean?

I mean I find it sad when young women have the stunted voices -- and in some ways, the stunted bodies -- of small children.

Just my opinion.

309 Sylvester_T_Cat  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:20:16pm

In other news, while ACORN volunteers frantically search their voter registration cards looking for the dozen or so they collected when they registered the Georgia Bigfoot family, some ACLU lawyer is sobbing as he/she/it deletes "Bigfootii v. U.S., a class action to restore voting rights" from his/her/its computer and heads off to Daily KOS to look for another cause to whine about.

/

310 realwest  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:22:03pm

re: #306 The Shadow Do
With all due respect, y'all ought to know that you're never gonna get anywhere in this "discussion" with Cognito. He thinks young female gymnasts are creepy.
So what - it's only his opinion.
And fwiw, my former neice-in-law was the #2 ranked gymnast in her entire state (balance beam was her undoing, too) albeit it was a small state, and she wasn't creepy, she wasn't retarded or anything like that.
If Cog is trying to say that some countries young female gymnasts are creepy because they've had their physical maturity stunted let him. It doesn't mean anything anyway.

311 shanester  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:23:13pm

That is AWESOME!

These rubes get all over TV, get millions of hits on their website, and sell the rubber suit for an "undisclosed amount".

Awesome.

They deserve every penny they took off the idiot "researchers".

LOL!

312 The Shadow Do  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:24:58pm

re: #308 Cognito

I mean I find it sad when young women have the stunted voices -- and in some ways, the stunted bodies -- of small children.

Just my opinion.

Cog, you are a very strange person. Just my observation, as you say.

"stunted bodies, stunted voices". Can't have that, can we.

313 The Shadow Do  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:27:13pm

re: #310 realwest

It doesn't mean anything anyway.

Just so. Got my back up. Shouldn't let that happen.

314 DistantThunder  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:31:41pm

My husband is a professional animal and man tracker.

He absolutely does not believe in even the possibility of a Big Foot. There would have to be enough of them to breed, and there would be a dead one somewhere, at least a skeleton - or realistic tracks. He says the photographed tracks lack the typical compressions of a real track.

He scoffs when I ask about the 1% chance - he says no way.

315 RTLM  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:37:39pm

Alicia Sacramone does not look creepy to me.

Nastia's Mom, she looks creepy.

316 kuffar  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 9:38:17pm

re: #308 Cognito

I mean I find it sad when young women have the stunted voices -- and in some ways, the stunted bodies -- of small children.

Just my opinion.

I gotta agree with you. I'll take Svetlana Boginskaya over Keri Strug.

They train their tails off and suffer because of it.

317 Dreader1962  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 10:01:21pm
An hour of thawing later and the feet were exposed - and they were found to be made of rubber

Hey, let's apply Troofer standards - the bigfoot was just wearing galoshes because it was obviously cold and wet out.

318 Buster Bunny  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 10:13:22pm

Right .. thats the last time I leave my inflatable Bigfoot rubber sextoy out in the woods. Some people just cant appreciate what a seven foot hairy rubber doll can do to a persons ego.

/hairy sarc.

319 docremulac  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 10:17:34pm

Probably not the first time dreams have been shattered by a cheap rubber Sasquatch costume. Probably won't be the last.

320 Unruly Human  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 10:35:38pm

A scam involving a slowly melting empty suit. It does seem like a perfect metaphor of the Obama campaign.

321 wiffersnapper  Tue, Aug 19, 2008 10:45:01pm

The rubber is genetic mutation obviously

322 RightOnTheLeftCoast  Wed, Aug 20, 2008 1:59:54am

re: #284 Sharmuta

And if you put moonbats in your freezer, you get frosted flakes.

*Rimshot!*
Good one! :o)

323 Izzy Dunne  Wed, Aug 20, 2008 3:39:01am

Heck, I lived in North Georgia for some years.

Even a claim of finding a seven-foot block of ice there in July is ridiculous.

324 rasachema  Wed, Aug 20, 2008 6:50:23am

made of rubber?... a giant furry condom.

325 Coldpizza  Wed, Aug 20, 2008 6:59:09am

Chupacabra = Mexican Big Foot.

There are loons in every Country.

326 Chaz  Wed, Aug 20, 2008 7:33:13am

The suit obviously belongs to Bigfoot. He uses it to disguise himself as a gorilla.

327 kansas  Wed, Aug 20, 2008 7:47:31am

Isn't it possible that bigfoot actually had to wear a rubber suit? No?
Ok.

328 kansas  Wed, Aug 20, 2008 7:48:04am

Oops didn't read 326 Chaz, my bad.

329 banner  Wed, Aug 20, 2008 8:35:03am

I was impressed by the sheer genius of the guys doing the hoax, freezing the 'body' meant that it would be hours before anyone would know it was a fake, giving them ample time to get the check and get out of town.

I've always felt that con men and scammers who prey on the absolutely stupidest of people should get an award, they provide a special social service showing some people just how STUPID they are.

330 karl__lembke  Wed, Aug 20, 2008 8:49:49am

I guess that means Bigfoots evolved from rubber trees.

331 Colonel Panik  Wed, Aug 20, 2008 8:53:59am

re: #225 Archimedes

There is no such thing as ManBearPig, the former vice president is just desperate for attention.


ManBearPig is REAL! I'm SUPER SERIAL!

/AlGore

332 Mr. Paul  Wed, Aug 20, 2008 12:48:22pm

it was evolution. Big Foot had to protect himself from the harmful rays of the sun.

I think

333 William  Wed, Aug 20, 2008 8:05:25pm

Sad how the media provided substantial coverage of an obvious hoax/scam.

The NY Times and the AP, for starters...

334 RexMundi  Thu, Aug 21, 2008 8:20:05am

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here!"

-Mitch Hedberg

335 Kobyashi Maru  Thu, Aug 21, 2008 2:08:12pm

This is too funny; these are probably the same guys who sat next to me at a Florida-Georgia football game in Jacksonville. UGA XVIII, their Bulldog mascot ran out on the field with his handler and half the stadium went crazy as he plopped down at the 50 yard line; of course all of the Gators booed.

Anyway UGA proceeded to start licking his private parts, and the one guy says "Gee Earl I'd love to do that", whereupon Earl says to Bubba: "I believe he'd bite ya Bubba."

Earl and Bubba thought this up, pulled it over on all media, and are laughing their a**es off!

Bully for them!


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