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Epic FAA Fail

Tue, Aug 26, 2008 at 12:58:53 pm PDT

A computer system that handles flight plans on the east coast is failing massively: FAA computer problems causing delays.

Fox is reporting “full ground stops” at airports all down the coast.

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1 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 12:59:58pm

Supposedly does not affect planes already in the air, CNN's Miles O'Brien says.

2 MrSilverDragon  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:00:09pm

Being a Linux geek, I have to believe that it must've been a Microsoft server spitting out a BSOD.

3 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:00:29pm

What's Bush planning now?

/

4 runrabbitrun  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:00:29pm

Very Scary - always worried about this occurring with the banking system, too.

5 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:00:48pm

"No radar outages or lost contact with planes in the air"; just can't file new flight plans for now.

6 Ojoe  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:01:27pm

If it is out for days the effect will be huge

7 galloping granny  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:01:31pm

Fox - everything on east coast is full stop, Air Traffic Control can still communicate with planes in the air.

8 galloping granny  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:02:35pm

re: #6 Ojoe

If it is out for days the effect will be huge

I am awfully glad I'm not the poor slob trying to fix the computer with everyone from POTUS on down breathing down my neck!

9 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:03:00pm

The FAA - It's the Airborne DMV!

10 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:03:02pm

re: #2 MrSilverDragon

Being a Linux geek, I have to believe that it must've been a Microsoft server spitting out a BSOD.

Unless Microsoft existed in the 60s, I doubt that.

Why we send everything though two computers is beyond me. We have the technology now to avoid disasters like this.

11 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:03:44pm

CNN: Martian Fighting Machines Sighted near Grovers Mill, New Jersey


[just kidding]
12 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:03:45pm

Anybody got any spare vacuum tubes laying around? Send them to the FAA.

13 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:03:47pm

I blame George Bush!

/

14 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:03:52pm

Yikes, to put it mildly....

15 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:04:15pm

re: #12 Ward Cleaver

Anybody got any spare vacuum tubes laying around? Send them to the FAA.

That or hamster wheels.

16 Halman  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:04:18pm

Should have bought Macs.

17 Ojoe  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:04:26pm

re: #8 galloping granny

He will ask for a huge bonus.

Meanwhile the terminal restaurants will run out of bad pizzas.

BBL, to work I go.

18 maddogg  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:04:47pm

It's Boooooshes fault!

/brain dead moonbat

19 MrSilverDragon  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:05:04pm

re: #10 Honorary Yooper

Unless Microsoft existed in the 60s, I doubt that.

Why we send everything though two computers is beyond me. We have the technology now to avoid disasters like this.

Oh, I just needed to throw a jab at Billy G., that's all. ;)

20 garycooper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:05:37pm

...Global Warming Blamed.

21 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:06:17pm

Bah! Close enough for government work.

22 jester6  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:06:37pm

Lawhawk posted this at this link at this blog. The FAA is reporting ground delays for all major airports. It looks to be nationwide.

http://www.fly.faa.gov/flyfaa/usmap.jsp

23 kenprice  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:07:48pm

Brought to you by the same people who want to take over health care!

24 oh_dude  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:08:21pm

re: #2 MrSilverDragon

Or maybe their using iPhones

25 oh_dude  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:08:45pm

re: #24 oh_dude


THEY'RE

26 shibumi  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:09:12pm

Immediate reaction from Homeland Security: It is not a terrorist attack.

At this point, I think that the White House could be filled with gun toting Muslims screaming Allah Akbar in homicidal glee, and Homeland Security would say: It is not a terrorist attack.

27 WrathofG-d  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:09:17pm

Republicans are trying to figure out how to blame this on the Democrat Party; The Democrat Party is trying to figure out how to blame this on the Republicans; The Progressives are blamig Government itself.

28 Slumbering Behemoth  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:09:46pm
29 Cognito  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:10:43pm

Screw this.

I'm inventing a flying car.

And taking orders on commuter jet packs.

30 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:10:45pm
31 shibumi  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:11:09pm

re: #11 Occasional Reader

CNN: Martian Fighting Machines Sighted near Grovers Mill, New Jersey

LOL

CNN: Government States Weather Balloons Sighted Near Grovers Mlll, New Jersey

32 jcm  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:11:13pm

An ATC computer melt down was not IF, just when. They are running such a mish-mash of hardware it's amazing they kept it up for so long without a meltdown.

33 maddogg  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:11:20pm

Why do I hate to fly comercially? Because it is no different than a Greyhound bus with wings. In other words, it really, really sucks. I'd rather drive 500 miles than fly 500 miles.

34 Cognito  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:11:23pm

re: #26 shibumi

Immediate reaction from Homeland Security: It is not a terrorist attack.

At this point, I think that the White House could be filled with gun toting Muslims screaming Allah Akbar in homicidal glee, and Homeland Security would say: It is not a terrorist attack.

Did they say it's not a terrorist attack?

Or simply that there's no indication of such?

35 WrathofG-d  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:12:16pm

Dems: "If we weren't spending trillions on Iraq we could have upgraded the FAA"

Repubs: "If we weren't spending trillions on Social Programs we could have upgraded the FAA"

36 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:12:28pm

re: #22 jester6

Lawhawk posted this at this link at this blog. The FAA is reporting ground delays for all major airports. It looks to be nationwide.

http://www.fly.faa.gov/flyfaa/usmap.jsp

Anything affecting large areas in the Eastern US is going to ripple out here to the West. Even if the Western flight plan system is fine, planes on the ground in the East will prevent flights all over the place.

37 Ben Hur  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:13:12pm

The United States must invest in it's rail system.

The present rail system is third world crap.

The answer is high speed Rail Travel!

38 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:13:51pm
39 galloping granny  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:14:19pm

re: #33 maddogg

Why do I hate to fly comercially? Because it is no different than a Greyhound bus with wings. In other words, it really, really sucks. I'd rather drive 500 miles than fly 500 miles.

I have not set foot on a plane in 5 years or so, since I flew United home from my daughters wedding out in NM and found myself stranded at the Denver airport for 5 days in a snowstorm - that United knew was grounding everything before they flew us in. They just didn't want to waive the fees to change the tickets.

Since then I have noticed that every single time there is a big snowstorm, United strands thousands in Denver - their central hub.

40 jcm  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:14:27pm

re: #28 Slumbering Behemoth

Epic Aviation Fail!

NTSB report...

According to the pilot, he was established on a base leg for runway 15 when the engine lost power. The pilot lined up with an adjacent road and continued for a forced landing. The pilot stated that prior to the landing he checked his carburetor heat, mixture, throttle, and magnetos in attempt to troubleshoot the power loss. He stated that he observed car lights and "swerved into [the] tree." The airplane became lodged in the tree, resulting in substantial damage. An examination of the engine and related systems revealed no anomalies. The routine aviation weather report reported, temperature minus 01 degrees Celsius (C); dewpoint, minus 05 degrees C. According to the carburetor icing probability chart conditions were conducive for "serious icing at glide power" and "serious icing at cruise power."
41 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:14:31pm

re: #37 Ben Hur

The United States must invest in it's rail system.

The present rail system is third world crap.

The answer is high speed Rail Travel!

Nice, but high-speed rail doesn't get you from Chicago to Vegas in 4 hours.

42 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:14:43pm

re: #33 maddogg

Why do I hate to fly comercially? Because it is no different than a Greyhound bus with wings. In other words, it really, really sucks. I'd rather drive 500 miles than fly 500 miles.

My flight threshold is about 1500 miles now, unless I really need to be there in less than 2 days.

43 IslandLibertarian  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:14:44pm

in a 50's Madison Avenue voice: "Computers will make life in the 21st century for everyone almost work free. We'll be able to spend more leisure time with friends and family. Maybe even traveliing around the country in a personal flying-car."
/dude, where's my flying car?

44 joncelli  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:14:45pm

re: #37 Ben Hur

So long as getting into the rail system means going downtown for most people, high-speed passenger rail is going nowhere.

45 galloping granny  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:15:00pm

re: #34 Cognito

Did they say it's not a terrorist attack?

Or simply that there's no indication of such?

No indication.

46 maddogg  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:15:10pm

Am I the only one that LGF is screwed up on? Messed up all day. Weird colors, no refresh or partial refresh. New comments button hanging up and never stopping it's spinning. Sloooooooooow to load.

? ? ?

47 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:15:12pm

re: #37 Ben Hur

The United States must invest in it's rail system.

The present rail system is third world crap.

The answer is high speed Rail Travel!

Partially. But definitely not totally. We don't have the population density like western Europe to make nationwide high-speed rail cost effective. Some routes, like the Eastern Corridor, sure.

48 Alouette  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:15:19pm

re: #2 MrSilverDragon

Being a Linux geek, I have to believe that it must've been a Microsoft server spitting out a BSOD.

I heard they're still using PDP-11's.

49 yochanan  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:15:57pm

bush is doing this to keep the moonbats out of the twin cities and denver

moonbat off.

50 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:16:15pm

re: #39 galloping granny

United is, IMHO, the worst of the large US airlines. Just god-awful.

That said, you had really bad luck. I fly pretty frequently, and haven't had anything close to that nightmare.

51 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:16:24pm

re: #16 Halman

Should have bought MacsUnivacs.

Fixed.

52 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:16:27pm

re: #37 Ben Hur

The United States must invest in it's rail system.

The present rail system is third world crap.

The answer is high speed Rail Travel!

Imagine the number of jobs that would create.

53 scottishbuzzsaw  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:16:52pm

re: #46 maddogg

Am I the only one that LGF is screwed up on? Messed up all day. Weird colors, no refresh or partial refresh. New comments button hanging up and never stopping it's spinning. Sloooooooooow to load.

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Having some problems right now, as a matter of fact.

54 alegrias  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:17:37pm

Will this ground the convention hooligans & trustafarians so they can't get back to their daytime jobs?

55 indythinker  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:18:19pm

Cyberterror?

Norad better be working right now.

56 joncelli  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:18:24pm

re: #54 alegrias

What daytime jobs?

57 Halman  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:18:34pm

re: #33 maddogg

Why do I hate to fly comercially? Because it is no different than a Greyhound bus with wings. In other words, it really, really sucks. I'd rather drive 500 miles than fly 500 miles.

One gets on the bus..then gets off the bus..one can spend more time with flight delays than it takes to go by land.

58 WrathofG-d  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:18:49pm

Interesting (and greatly refreshing) that the "usual suspects" haven't been knee-jerkingly blamed for this. (yet)

59 astronmr20  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:19:02pm

I'm flying Thursday. Hope they have it fixed.

60 opnion  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:19:13pm

re: #33 maddogg

Why do I hate to fly comercially? Because it is no different than a Greyhound bus with wings. In other words, it really, really sucks. I'd rather drive 500 miles than fly 500 miles.

How true. I drive now whenever I can. The system has massive delays, overcrowding & price gouging, plus all the hassle of fighting
through airport traffic.
To me the worst part is TSA Security. They want to perform security in the worse way & they do.

61 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:19:16pm

re: #46 maddogg

Am I the only one that LGF is screwed up on? Messed up all day. Weird colors, no refresh or partial refresh. New comments button hanging up and never stopping it's spinning. Sloooooooooow to load.

? ? ?

I like the colors. But otherwise- yeah. Slow on this end.

62 astronmr20  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:19:23pm

Windows Vista!

63 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:19:29pm

re: #50 Occasional Reader

United is, IMHO, the worst of the large US airlines. Just god-awful.

That said, you had really bad luck. I fly pretty frequently, and haven't had anything close to that nightmare.

Yeah, United is little better than a cesspool right now. Actually, I try to avoid anything going into or out of O'Hare. Midway is so much easier, almost always on-time, and damned convenient.

64 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:19:37pm

re: #50 Occasional Reader

United is, IMHO, the worst of the large US airlines. Just god-awful.

That said, you had really bad luck. I fly pretty frequently, and haven't had anything close to that nightmare.

I heard where some of their employees recently set up a Web site with the CEO's name in the domain name, and is asking passengers to log on and register their gripes.

65 astronmr20  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:19:53pm

re: #61 Sharmuta

I like the colors. But otherwise- yeah. Slow on this end.

I am guessing the zombie reports are generating a lot of traffic?

66 Cognito  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:20:00pm

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67 lawhawk  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:20:17pm

So, this means that flights in the air are okay, but no new flights will be allowed to take off. It means that the PM rush is going to be a mess, and delays will persist because planes will not be able to get where they are needed for the AM.

68 galloping granny  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:20:28pm

re: #50 Occasional Reader

United is, IMHO, the worst of the large US airlines. Just god-awful.

That said, you had really bad luck. I fly pretty frequently, and haven't had anything close to that nightmare.

Do not fly United in the winter. This same thing has happened at least once every single winter since. Some winters several times. Oddly, they always seem to be so surprised. . . . .

69 rasachema  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:20:31pm

a private business would have went bankrupt and out of business.

70 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:20:34pm

re: #52 Sharmuta

Imagine the number of jobs that would create.

Imagine the number of jobs that would be created if the Airlines, Airports, TSA, and Aviation support services were properly staffed.

71 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:20:41pm

re: #35 WrathofG-d

Dems: "If we weren't spending trillions on Iraq we could have upgraded the FAA"

Repubs: "If we weren't spending trillions on Social Programs we could have upgraded the FAA"

They're both at fault, but the problem goes back over 25 years.
From my post in another thread:
From what I saw (I was working at the Department of Transportation, Transportation Systems Center at the time), I'll be stepping on some toes here, but the decline started with the Reagan administration, which redirected that center, and I'm sure others, away from technology towards business support. Unfortunately, government doesn't know business; they should have stuck with technology. That was also the time Congress refused to fund the ATC replacement.

Also regarding replacing the system with a 21st century one:
No one wants to pay for it. The airlines complain that they can't afford the taxes; the government (justifiably) wants to cover it with user fees; business aviation doesn't want to pay as much as an airliner (even though each plane takes the same resources), and we get gridlock. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is moving to such a system, called ADS-B.

72 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:21:01pm

re: #62 astronmr20

Windows Vista!

Without Service Pack 1!

73 alegrias  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:21:24pm

I thought we'd established Russia's planes & infrastructure were worse and flown by vodka-sodden people.

All this blame America first stuff...is NOT the change I seek!

74 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:21:25pm

re: #48 Alouette

I heard they're still using PDP-11's.

Actually, they're using custom machines emulating custom modified IBM 360 30's and 40's.

75 rawmuse  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:21:29pm

I don't want a flying car. We have enough things going SPLAT as it is...

76 UFO TOFU  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:21:35pm

#46 maddog
I've been having similar problems for weeks. Charles suggested checking my Java setting, but that didn't help. Then another poster described my condition almost exactly, and Charles said it sounded like a memory issue. I'm waiting to expand my memory.

77 oh_dude  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:21:55pm

re: #33 maddogg

Actually, I recall seiing a study not too long ago that statistically, its something like 260 times safer to fly from LA to New York versus driving.

The air is filled with highly-trained pilots (most of whom are ex-military).

On the road however, you've got every idiot who's got a pulse behind the wheel. Think about it.

78 de La Valette  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:21:59pm

If anyone here has ever worked with the FAA - you would why this doesn't happen weekly.

79 alegrias  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:22:25pm

re: #56 joncelli

What daytime jobs?

* * *
Running the public schools & government of course.

80 Ben Hur  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:22:32pm

This is what happens when you don't turn off your electronic devices when they tell you to.

81 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:22:55pm

re: #39 galloping granny

I have not set foot on a plane in 5 years or so, since I flew United home from my daughters wedding out in NM and found myself stranded at the Denver airport for 5 days

If that ever happens again, drop in on Charles. He's in the nitrogen-filled chamber on the Lower, Lower, Lower, Lower Level.

82 astronmr20  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:23:12pm

I wonder if it looks something like this?

83 WrathofG-d  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:23:31pm

re: #71 Kosh's Shadow

Very interesting. I wonder what we could buy if we stopped funding Egypt, Jordan, Africa, and the Phakestinians. (thus bankrupting Jordan, Egypt, and the Phakestinians, therefore allowing us to stop giving money to Israel)

84 WrathofG-d  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:24:10pm

re: #80 Ben Hur

I just hope someone up there in the sky knows how to speak jive.

85 wee fury  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:24:21pm

Flight delays.
I blame the media.

86 joncelli  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:24:35pm

re: #79 alegrias

Ah yes. Too bad we can't arrest the lot and accidentally put them in supermax. It would reduce waste and inefficiency immeasurably.

87 astronmr20  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:24:37pm

re: #84 WrathofG-d

I just hope someone up there in the sky knows how to speak jive.

ROFL!

88 jill e  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:25:06pm

OT from Ann Althouse:

The Clintons are lizard people...

89 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:25:53pm

re: #68 galloping granny

Do not fly United in the winter. This same thing has happened at least once every single winter since. Some winters several times. Oddly, they always seem to be so surprised. . . . .

That's a major problem with the hub-and-spoke system for airline flights. Everything goes into one of the airline's hubs, and if the hub shuts down, it shuts down a ton of flights. For example, United has two hubs: O'Hare and Denver. If one is shut down, it affects damn near everything.

That's why I think I like Southwest's system better. Several focus cities that get a larger percentage of the flights, but they're more spread out so problems in one city do not affect the entire system.

90 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:26:10pm

Recreate 68 is disappointed they didn't think to do this.

91 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:26:48pm

re: #77 oh_dude

Actually, I recall seiing a study not too long ago that statistically, its something like 260 times safer to fly from LA to New York versus driving.

The air is filled with highly-trained pilots (most of whom are ex-military).

On the road however, you've got every idiot who's got a pulse behind the wheel. Think about it.

Flying itself is very safe. Dealing with the frustration and aggravation that has become a part of commercial aviation for the public has stolen the joy from it.

92 maddogg  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:26:50pm

As far as bad airlines go, I have to say that Northworst is quite the Hoover. Worst I've had, and I've had some bad ones. That said, Southwest put my connections 38 gates apart and gave me 15 minutes to make the connection, then landed 5 minutes late, at DFW no less. 38 gates is like a mile and a half.

93 Cognito  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:27:06pm

re: #85 wee fury

Flight delays.
I blame the media.

Heck yes. Down with the flight-delaying MSM.

Making Sightseers Madder.

94 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:27:18pm

Remember the South Park episode where Mr. Garrison invented It!, the personal transport vehicle that was going to replace flying? Of course, you had to operate it by inserting a large metal rod where the sun don't shine, but it still beat dealing with the airlines.

95 de La Valette  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:27:18pm

re: #78 de La Valette

missed wonder

96 SFGoth  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:27:30pm

Any Flyertalking Lizards here?

97 jill e  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:27:38pm

re: #84 WrathofG-d

I just hope someone up there in the sky knows how to speak jive.

Surely you don't expect me to fly this plain without a flight plan!

98 jcm  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:27:43pm
99 Cognito  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:27:46pm

re: #90 Sharmuta

Recreate 68 is disappointed they didn't think to do this.

Who says they didn't?

(Cue spooky music)

100 eschew_obfuscation  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:28:11pm

I told ya ManBearPig was real!

Now look at the trouble we have.....you should have listened.

ManBearPig did this and you're all blaming some computer.....we all know that's not the problem

I'm serial!

101 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:28:28pm

re: #84 WrathofG-d

I just hope someone up there in the sky knows how to speak jive.

Surely you can't be serious!

102 jcm  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:28:28pm

re: #90 Sharmuta

Recreate 68 is disappointed they didn't think to do this.

Anarchists don't believe in "systems," how are they going to crash one?

103 jcm  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:28:47pm

re: #101 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Surely you can't be serious!

Don't call me Shirley!

104 de La Valette  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:28:51pm

re: #98 jcm

That actually happened to a USN destroyer using a "glass" cockpit.

105 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:28:54pm

Aren't they a few days early screwing up the ATC system? I thought this might be a plan to keep the protesters out of St. Paul next week.

106 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:29:01pm

Ot,
Don Imus voting for McCain. Says obama empty suit and phoney.

107 jill e  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:29:24pm

re: #97 jill e

Surely you don't expect me to fly this plain without a flight plan!

PIMF plane!

108 opnion  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:29:30pm

re: #89 Honorary Yooper

That's a major problem with the hub-and-spoke system for airline flights. Everything goes into one of the airline's hubs, and if the hub shuts down, it shuts down a ton of flights. For example, United has two hubs: O'Hare and Denver. If one is shut down, it affects damn near everything.

That's why I think I like Southwest's system better. Several focus cities that get a larger percentage of the flights, but they're more spread out so problems in one city do not affect the entire system.


Not only that ,but they use the same model aircraft all over the system. Parts are always available.

109 lawhawk  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:29:37pm

re: #102 jcm

No. They just rage against the machine.

110 astronmr20  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:29:51pm

re: #106 newsjunkie_ky

Ot,
Don Imus voting for McCain. Says obama empty suit and phoney.

It took him this long to decide?

/the I-man is gettin' slow.

111 maddogg  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:30:06pm

re: #77 oh_dude

Actually, I recall seiing a study not too long ago that statistically, its something like 260 times safer to fly from LA to New York versus driving.

The air is filled with highly-trained pilots (most of whom are ex-military).

On the road however, you've got every idiot who's got a pulse behind the wheel. Think about it.

I would sacrifice quite a bit of safety to get around the bullshit they put you through. To prevent terrorism, forget the TSA and issue everyone who wants one a shotgun. Then come and go according to schedule. Then, if the weather is bad, sign a release absolving the airline of responsibility if your kilt in transit due to crappy weather. Easy maddogg solutions. Yer welcome!

112 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:30:09pm

re: #106 newsjunkie_ky

Ot,
Don Imus voting for McCain. Says obama empty suit and phoney.

Now they'll put him in an institution.

113 shibumi  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:30:17pm

re: #83 WrathofG-d

Very interesting. I wonder what we could buy if we stopped funding Egypt, Jordan, Africa, and the Phakestinians. (thus bankrupting Jordan, Egypt, and the Phakestinians, therefore allowing us to stop giving money to Israel)

On Leno last night, McCain mentioned the concept of stopping aid to people who hate us. Can't say I disagree.

114 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:30:21pm

re: #104 de La Valette

That actually happened to a USN destroyer using a "glass" cockpit.

That's why the Navy keeps the U.S.S. Constitution on active duty - just in case shit like this happens.

115 alegrias  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:30:25pm

re: #106 newsjunkie_ky

Ot,
Don Imus voting for McCain. Says obama empty suit and phoney.


* * *
source please!

116 WrathofG-d  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:30:44pm

re: #97 jill e


A flight plan?
Uh, oh...what is it?
...

117 joncelli  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:31:09pm

re: #105 CyanSnowHawk

Dry run. Just testing. (shhhhhhhhh)

118 astronmr20  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:31:17pm

re: #113 shibumi

On Leno last night, McCain mentioned the concept of stopping aid to people who hate us. Can't say I disagree.

Finally, some Rudy-Guilani diplomacy.

119 de La Valette  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:31:17pm

re: #108 opnion

Why choose two hubs frequently effected by weather?

120 Cognito  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:31:40pm

re: #115 alegrias

* * *
source please!

On Fox now.

121 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:31:41pm

re: #108 opnion

Not only that ,but they use the same model aircraft all over the system. Parts are always available.

I've always thought, that if I had an airline, I'd try to use as few different models of planes as possible in order to maximize economy on parts and technician know-how. It's rediculous how many different models of aircraft some of the major airlines have. If they cut back to say 3 different models at most, they could save a ton of money, IMHO.

122 WrathofG-d  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:31:53pm

re: #113 shibumi

What an amazing concept. Glad it took so long to come up with it.
/psych

123 charles_martel  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:31:55pm

The FAA has had antiquated equipment for decades now.....still moving slips of paper across the desk......

124 de La Valette  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:32:01pm

re: #114 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

It the backup plan for after the big EMP attack the Iranians have planned.

125 doppelganglander  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:32:02pm

It sounds like the glitch occurred in Atlanta, the center of all aviation fuckery. And I say that with love, as a local. I just hope they get this fixed before my daughter has to fly out on Saturday.

126 calcajun  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:32:04pm

Cyber -terror!....

or not.

127 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:32:18pm

re: #115 alegrias
He just said it on Cavuto's show.

128 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:32:24pm

re: #111 maddogg

I
would sacrifice quite a bit of safety to get around the bullshit they
put you through. To prevent terrorism, forget the TSA and issue
everyone who wants one a shotgun. Then come and go according to
schedule. Then, if the weather is bad, sign a release absolving the
airline of responsibility if your kilt in transit due to crappy
weather. Easy maddogg solutions. Yer welcome!

It's Bat Day!

Language NSFW

129 Cognito  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:32:42pm

re: #121 Honorary Yooper

I've always thought, that if I had an airline, I'd try to use as few different models of planes as possible in order to maximize economy on parts and technician know-how. It's rediculous how many different models of aircraft some of the major airlines have. If they cut back to say 3 different models at most, they could save a ton of money, IMHO.

I'm not sure that would work. You'd have to run half-empty planes some days on some routes, and run twice as many full planes elsewhere...

130 Dustoff-507  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:32:50pm

re: #34 Cognito


Naaa, this system has been junk for years

PS I fly planes for fun.

131 alegrias  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:32:50pm

re: #120 Cognito

On Fox now.


* * *

Thank you. McCain used to be on Imus a lot, in the 1990s, before his 2000 run for president.

132 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:33:13pm

re: #119 de La Valette

Why choose two hubs frequently effected by weather?

Because United is stupid.

133 astronmr20  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:33:17pm

re: #125 doppelganglander

It sounds like the glitch occurred in Atlanta, the center of all aviation fuckery. And I say that with love, as a local. I just hope they get this fixed before my daughter has to fly out on Saturday.

"aviation fuckery."


Sounds about right.

134 Quintus_Arius  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:33:35pm

re: #12 Ward Cleaver

Anybody got any spare vacuum tubes laying around? Send them to the FAA.

The FAA is known for using very old stuff. Never can find the time or expertise to upgrade/integrate new tech. NASA has the same problem.

135 Dustoff-507  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:33:53pm

re: #112 Ward Cleaver


Yikes, kiss of death. 0-:

136 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:34:18pm

re: #121 Honorary Yooper

I've always thought, that if I had an airline, I'd try to use as few different models of planes as possible in order to maximize economy on parts and technician know-how. It's rediculous how many different models of aircraft some of the major airlines have. If they cut back to say 3 different models at most, they could save a ton of money, IMHO.

But then there's the cost of fuel, the cost of labor, and every businessman's favorite- the cost of insurance. Don't forget the cost of complying with government regulations.

137 de La Valette  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:34:27pm

re: #132 Honorary Yooper

I guess, at some point somebody has to look at the cost involved.

Unfortunately I have to fly them overseas a lot.

138 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:34:36pm

re: #101 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Surely you can't be serious!

I'm serious, and don't call me Shirley.

139 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:34:51pm

re: #113 shibumi

On Leno last night, McCain mentioned the concept of stopping aid to people who hate us. Can't say I disagree.

We're cutting off Federal dollars to San Francisco? 'Bout damn time!

140 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:34:57pm

re: #129 Cognito

I'm not sure that would work. You'd have to run half-empty planes some days on some routes, and run twice as many full planes elsewhere...

Well, it seems to work better for SWA now than using a ton of different models works for AA or UAL. Just shift planes around to busier routes, and have fewer fights on slower routes.

141 opnion  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:35:05pm

re: #121 Honorary Yooper

I've always thought, that if I had an airline, I'd try to use as few different models of planes as possible in order to maximize economy on parts and technician know-how. It's rediculous how many different models of aircraft some of the major airlines have. If they cut back to say 3 different models at most, they could save a ton of money, IMHO.

It's just common sense. Southwest has a great business model.
Get people from point A to point B, economicaly with no frills.
Fill em up, & tell the truth about delays

142 Cognito  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:35:15pm

re: #130 Dustoff-507

Naaa, this system has been junk for years

PS I fly planes for fun.

That's what I was getting at -- I have a hard time believing this was an attack of some sort, when there's plent of antiquation and incompetence to go around.

143 Dustoff-507  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:35:17pm

re: #134 Quintus_Arius


Not quite. They has installed other systems that in the end sucked. so they went back to the old hand crank models. (-:

144 alegrias  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:35:59pm

re: #134 Quintus_Arius

The FAA is known for using very old stuff. Never can find the time or expertise to upgrade/integrate new tech. NASA has the same problem.

* * *
Don't you wish you could earmark your tax dollars to agencies you liked!

( & not one red cent to others?)

145 de La Valette  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:36:01pm

re: #134 Quintus_Arius

Slightly different problem at NASA. At NASA the vacuum tubes either outperform the digital stuff or are parts of unique things that no one can afford to replace.

The FAA has just repeated screwed up their modernization plans.

146 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:36:03pm

re: #109 lawhawk

No. They just rage against the machine.

That's the anarchists favorite band.

147 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:36:12pm

re: #11 Occasional Reader

CNN: Martian Fighting Machines Sighted near Grovers Mill, New Jersey

Update: The Machines, They're a Dud, All Stuck in the Mud, Somewhere in the Swamps of Jersey

148 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:36:13pm
149 looking closely  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:36:16pm

re: #121 Honorary Yooper

I've always thought, that if I had an airline, I'd try to use as few different models of planes as possible in order to maximize economy on parts and technician know-how. It's rediculous how many different models of aircraft some of the major airlines have. If they cut back to say 3 different models at most, they could save a ton of money, IMHO.

Different sorts of aircraft are necessary for different types of flights.

You would want to run a 200-passenger carrying 767 for a typical short 30 passenger commercial flight.

Also, standardization of aircraft within a fleet would mean that airlines wouldn't be able to acquire cheap aircraft other than the model within their fleet, increasing (not decreasing) overall costs.

150 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:36:32pm

re: #106 newsjunkie_ky

Funny how the MSM will make a huge issue out of Imus endorsing McCain, but I have yet to year a single word from them on the cozy Obama/Ayers relationship....

151 lawhawk  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:36:32pm

A similar glitch like the one today occurred last year.

152 Dustoff-507  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:36:34pm

re: #142 Cognito

OK

153 Cognito  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:37:29pm

re: #140 Honorary Yooper

Well, it seems to work better for SWA now than using a ton of different models works for AA or UAL. Just shift planes around to busier routes, and have fewer fights on slower routes.

If I understand the model, that's why SWA only flies to limited cities. Seems like a variation in cities = a variation in size of aircraft.

But honestly I'm just making this up as I go.

154 lawhawk  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:37:30pm

re: #147 Occasional Reader

Update: The Machines, They're a Dud, All Stuck in the Mud, Somewhere in the Swamps of Jersey

Tony Soprano and the boys got to 'em first. They never had a chance.

155 Son of the Black Dog  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:37:32pm

re: #74 Kosh's Shadow

Actually, they're using custom machines emulating custom modified IBM 360 30's and 40's.

That's what I was afraid of. The last I heard they were still using equipment with vacuum tubes.

156 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:38:03pm

re: #154 lawhawk

Tony Soprano and the boys got to 'em first. They never had a chance.

They disrespected The Bing.

157 jcm  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:38:08pm

re: #104 de La Valette

That actually happened to a USN destroyer using a "glass" cockpit.

This crash was software.
The plane is complete fly by wire and will over rule the pilot if he commands a maneuver outside the software parameters. This case the plan was doing a slow gear down flyby, when the pilot pulled the stick (airbus uses a side stick) the software decide he was flaring for landing and cut power. If the pilot had hit the "go around button" the plane would have responded in the manner he desired. But the software designers never thought of a low slow gear down flyby.

Boeing allows pilot over rides knowing there are situations so off the book no program can anticipate them.

158 opnion  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:38:33pm

Has anybdy considered that we are probably being lied to?
I think that all of those planes are just gone, like some big Bermuda Triangle thing. Yeah, thats it. Thats the ticket.

159 Cognito  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:38:45pm

re: #141 opnion

It's just common sense. Southwest has a great business model.
Get people from point A to point B, economicaly with no frills.
Fill em up, & tell the truth about delays

Actually Southwest's success it largely due to something else: They essentially locked in their fuel costs long ago, while everybody else got screwed on oil prices.

Ergo, their tickets are cheaper and they don't have to skimp on basic service.

160 BingoBunny  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:38:45pm

Clinton's in Denver.. Obama?.. is he in Denver.. will he be able to fly there before the big statium gig?.. maybe in spirit of party unity.. Hillary can give his acceptance speech for him.. MuHaHaHa

161 Dustoff-507  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:38:56pm

re: #151 lawhawk


Yep, this has been going on for a long time. )-:

And the part about the FAA = DMV. I think the DMV wins that one for being a tad bet better.

162 jcm  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:39:03pm

re: #130 Dustoff-507

Naaa, this system has been junk for years

PS I fly planes for fun.

Did you can't my reply to your last, last thread...

IFR the only way to fly...
I Follow River... Road... Railroad.

163 alegrias  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:39:11pm

Fear not, Cindy McCain can fly her own plane! That's one can-do American who loves her country.

164 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:39:46pm

re: #163 alegrias

Fear not, Cindy McCain can fly her own plane! That's one can-do American who loves her country.

And she'll bring the beer.

165 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:39:50pm

re: #150 Fenway_Nation

Funny how the MSM will make a huge issue out of Imus endorsing McCain, but I have yet to year a single word from them on the cozy Obama/Ayers relationship....

Because they love Ayers, too.

166 debutaunt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:39:52pm

re: #153 Cognito

If I understand the model, that's why SWA only flies to limited cities. Seems like a variation in cities = a variation in size of aircraft.

But honestly I'm just making this up as I go.

Fine. I'm gonna stop taking notes.

167 opnion  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:40:07pm

re: #150 Fenway_Nation

Funny how the MSM will make a huge issue out of Imus endorsing McCain, but I have yet to year a single word from them on the cozy Obama/Ayers relationship....

Yo, White Sox/Red Sox next week at Fenway.
Huge for both teams. Ya got tickets?

168 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:40:15pm

re: #136 Sharmuta

But then there's the cost of fuel, the cost of labor, and every businessman's favorite- the cost of insurance. Don't forget the cost of complying with government regulations.

Well, with fewer models, you can better estimate the amount of fuel needed (one savings). You can cut down the cost of labor by having techs know their planes better with fewer models, and thus, they can fix them faster. You can also make the insurance more consistent due to fewer models. Parts become cheaper because you can buy more in bulk due to having mostly the same aircraft. Pilots also become better and more knowledgable due to more familiarity with the aircraft, and can switch aircraft quickly (as they can go from one to another without switching models).

Why do you think most police forces or taxi companies use one model of car? It makes it easier to use, faster to fix, and cheaper to get parts for, and you only need to train for that one model.

169 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:40:25pm

re: #145 de La Valette

Slightly different problem at NASA. At NASA the vacuum tubes either outperform the digital stuff or are parts of unique things that no one can afford to replace.

The FAA has just repeated screwed up their modernization plans.

I wouldn't be surprised it was because they got rid of a lot of technical people in the 1980's, and let the govt managers run the place.

Or it was just because of the way the government is. When I was at what is now the Volpe transportation systems center, they had a RIF (government for layoff). One engineer had been working on a system to allow private pilots to file flight plans with touch-tone phones. He had no seniority, so he was bumped by someone 6 months from retirement, who hadn't done engineering since the vacuum tube days. That was the end of that project.
I was real glad to get out of government work, but I have to say I've been in companies almost as bad. My current one doesn't buy support contracts, or repair broken equipment unless it really gets in the way.

170 The Other Les  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:40:25pm

re: #147 Occasional Reader

Update: The Machines, They're a Dud, All Stuck in the Mud, Somewhere in the Swamps of Jersey

Update: Martians surrender, request reconstruction aid.

171 RedPepper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:40:27pm

re: #106 newsjunkie_ky

Ot,
Don Imus voting for McCain. Says obama empty suit and phoney.

Imus was supporting McCain all the way back in 2000. Imus claims he voted for McCain (write-in) in Nov. 2000.
If he backed Obama in '08, he would be deserving of the Weasel of the Century Award !

172 Cognito  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:40:30pm

re: #144 alegrias

* * *
Don't you wish you could earmark your tax dollars to agencies you liked!

( & not one red cent to others?)

Unfortunately I suspect America would end up with an enormous and wealthy Dept. of Porn Distribution.

173 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:40:35pm

re: #148 buzzsawmonkey

I've taken Greyhound, Amtrack and I've flown a couple different carriers. I love flying, but that's in my blood. The train was fun- spent the entire trip drinking in the lounge car. The bus sucks.

174 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:40:57pm

re: #159 Cognito

Actually Southwest's success it largely due to something else: They essentially locked in their fuel costs long ago, while everybody else got screwed on oil prices.

Ergo, their tickets are cheaper and they don't have to skimp on basic service.

They bought fuel ledges at fire sale prices from other airlines that needed the cash. Their fuel costs are very low.

175 kawfytawk  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:40:57pm

re: #148 buzzsawmonkey

It's worse than a Greyhound bus. At least on the bus you can take a fifth to keep you company.


or a blade wielding cannibal freak

176 opnion  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:40:59pm

re: #159 Cognito

Actually Southwest's success it largely due to something else: They essentially locked in their fuel costs long ago, while everybody else got screwed on oil prices.

Ergo, their tickets are cheaper and they don't have to skimp on basic service.

Yes they did. How smart does that look now?

177 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:41:18pm

re: #154 lawhawk

Tony Soprano and the boys got to 'em first. They never had a chance.

Actually, their tires got slashed, and they almost crashed, but the Good Lord had mercy.

178 The Other Les  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:41:20pm

re: #148 buzzsawmonkey

It's worse than a Greyhound bus. At least on the bus you can take a fifth to keep you company.

Actually, you can't. Federal motor carrier regulations forbid it.

179 WrathofG-d  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:41:33pm

Science!

;) snark

180 maddogg  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:41:49pm

re: #148 buzzsawmonkey

It's worse than a Greyhound bus. At least on the bus you can take a fifth to keep you company.

Yes, thats true on a Greyhound. But don't get too loaded, cause you still have to deal with the bums and perverts in the bus station restroom.
When I was 17, I traveled from Arkansas to Southern California and back on the bus.......

181 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:42:16pm

re: #168 Honorary Yooper

Why do you think most police forces or taxi companies use one model of car? It makes it easier to use, faster to fix, and cheaper to get parts for, and you only need to train for that one model.

I thought it was because they had a contract with Ford. :P

182 Dustoff-507  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:42:34pm

re: #162 jcm


LOL, yep I do that too.

183 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:42:39pm

re: #119 de La Valette

Why choose two hubs frequently effected by weather?

The Union told them everything would be okay.

184 garycooper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:42:48pm

[Link: michelleobamasuicidewatch.blogspot.com...]

I'm worried. She was way too bubbly and carefree last night, just like lots of suicide victims get once they finally make up their minds to just get it over with.

185 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:43:10pm

re: #149 looking closely

Different sorts of aircraft are necessary for different types of flights.

You would want to run a 200-passenger carrying 767 for a typical short 30 passenger commercial flight.

Also, standardization of aircraft within a fleet would mean that airlines wouldn't be able to acquire cheap aircraft other than the model within their fleet, increasing (not decreasing) overall costs.

Some aircraft use common systems. For example, the 757 and 767 are similar, and the 777 is not that different. All the Airbus aircraft have similarities.
But it makes it harder for a manufacturer to advance technology, because it makes a break from their previous models.

186 Killer Tomato  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:43:16pm

Windfall Profits!

Southwest Airlines posts quarterly profit
Updated 7/24/2008
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Southwest Airlines, which has a history of successfully hedging against high fuel costs, posted a higher-than-expected quarterly profit Thursday despite sky-high oil prices.
Southwest said second-quarter net income rose to $321 million, or 44 cents a share, from $278 million, or 36 cents per share, a year earlier. Quarterly revenue rose 11.1% to $2.9 billion.
Southwest Chief Executive Gary Kelly said Southwest had the flexibility to adjust its schedule to eliminate unproductive flights and that the company planned to increase its year-over-year available seat mile (ASM) capacity no more than 4% in 2008.
Southwest is evaluating its current fleet plans and may not expand its ASM capacity in 2009, Kelly said.
187 Cognito  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:43:24pm

re: #184 garycooper

That's a little morbid.

188 Eowyn2  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:43:41pm

re: #8 galloping granny

I am awfully glad I'm not the poor slob trying to fix the computer with everyone from POTUS on down breathing down my neck!


first they have to find someone who remembers ADA and how to write the code.

189 doppelganglander  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:44:02pm

re: #164 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

re: #163 alegrias

Fear not, Cindy McCain can fly her own plane! That's one can-do American who loves her country.

And she'll bring the beer.

I so wish she were my older sister.

190 jcm  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:44:37pm

re: #182 Dustoff-507

LOL, yep I do that too.

You got your own puddle jumper? My dad had a Taylorcraft eons ago, I got most of the way while in the AF at the Flying club on base, didn't finish before I got out and couldn't afford it anymore.

191 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:44:48pm

re: #155 Son of the Black Dog

That's what I was afraid of. The last I heard they were still using equipment with vacuum tubes.

No, those were transistorized, and the plug-compatible replacements use integrated circuits, but certainly nothing current. I'd guess ECL and maybe the old AMD 2900 series bit slices. I'm talking 1980's technology.

192 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:44:52pm

re: #189 doppelganglander

I so wish she were my older sister.

She'd be a better sister than barry is a brother.

193 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:45:08pm

re: #174 Ward Cleaver

They bought fuel ledges at fire sale prices from other airlines that needed the cash. Their fuel costs are very low.

That, and they actually do one thing that is lacking at UAL, AA, NWA, etc. Customer service. Customer service will save your company's ass even if prices shoot through the roof.

194 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:45:21pm

re: #167 opnion


Nope- I originally planned to catch the series on the south side earlier this month and maybe slip to the north side to catch the Cubs/Cards at some point the same weekend, but scrapped those plans to visit my grandfather on his 89th birthday in Upstate NY as well as a trip to Cooperstown, the July 4th BoSox/Yankees game @ Yankee stadium and the Sox/Twins series at Fenway the following week...as well as the [disastrous] Angels/Red Sox series in Anaheim right after the all-star break. Not that I'm complaining, but I wouldn't mind another trip to Chicago to see the Red Sox.

195 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:45:31pm

I bet GE has a solution to this problem....

196 maddogg  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:45:37pm

re: #192 Sharmuta

She'd be a better sister than barry is a brother.

George? Is that you?

197 alegrias  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:45:50pm

re: #192 Sharmuta

She'd be a better sister than barry is a brother.

* * *
Cindy McCain is in the country of Georgia right now, hopefully putting the fear of McCain into Putin...

She can be a steel magnolia.

198 garycooper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:46:07pm

re: #187 Cognito

That's a little morbid.

Darn...I was aiming for a "lot morbid."

199 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:46:17pm
200 RedPepper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:46:21pm

re: #192 Sharmuta

She'd be a better sister than barry is a brother.

Barry is only a half-brother ...

/racist!

201 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:46:25pm

re: #157 jcm


Boeing allows pilot over rides knowing there are situations so off the book no program can anticipate them.

That gives the difference between US and European philosophy - the system overrides the individual in Europe, but the individual (pilot) overrides the system in the US.

202 experiencedtraveller  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:46:37pm

Well, if this FAA mess doesn't get cleaned up soon I may be stranded for Labor Day.

/Don't cry for me. Aruba ain't such a bad spot.

203 de La Valette  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:47:00pm

re: #160 BingoBunny

Actually, this was planned to keep all of the Hilary delegates from getting to the convention on time for the roll call vote.

204 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:47:00pm

This was all a plot by ChimpyMcHilterRoveMcMansion.

Didn't you get the memo?

No worries though, Barack can catch a Greyhound out of Kansas City. Think of all the carbon he would save!

205 doppelganglander  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:47:05pm

re: #184 garycooper

That's in really poor taste.

206 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:47:06pm

re: #150 Fenway_Nation
Agree! They'll say he won't vote for obama because he is a racist.

207 alegrias  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:47:11pm

I'm grateful not to have to fly right now. Think of the human cost of these disruptions to our country.

208 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:47:31pm

re: #181 Sharmuta

I thought it was because they had a contract with Ford. :P

Heh. They evaluate what best fits their need, and buy an entire fleet rather than fooling around with a mess of cars. Right now, there's three that fit the bill: Ford Crown Vic, Dodge Charger, and the FWD Chevy Impala. Not to mention the SUVs out there.

209 2SoonOld2LateSmart  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:47:31pm

re: #74 Kosh's Shadow

Actually, they're using custom machines emulating custom modified IBM 360 30's and 40's.

Don't they know they have to clear core before they boot up one of those puppies?

/and do not bend fold or mutilate

210 alegrias  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:47:49pm

re: #205 doppelganglander

That's in really poor taste.

* * *
Amen.

211 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:47:54pm

re: #149 looking closely

Different sorts of aircraft are necessary for different types of flights.

You would want to run a 200-passenger carrying 767 for a typical short 30 passenger commercial flight.

Also, standardization of aircraft within a fleet would mean that airlines wouldn't be able to acquire cheap aircraft other than the model within their fleet, increasing (not decreasing) overall costs.

Although, for an Airline like Southwest, it works very well. They standardized on the Boeing 737 from the start.

212 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:47:58pm

re: #170 The Other Les

Update: Martians surrender, request reconstruction aid.

We'll send them the Army Corps of Engineers to rebuild their canals.

213 Fat Jolly Penguin  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:48:31pm
214 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:49:27pm

re: #212 Kosh's Shadow

We'll send them the Army Corps of Engineers to rebuild their canals.

We'll be welcomed as liberators! Plump, juicy, delicious liberators!

215 doppelganglander  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:49:35pm

re: #192 Sharmuta

She'd be a better sister than barry is a brother.

Ouch! Now, Michelle would probably make a terrible sister -- her house is way nicer than mine and she'd never let me forget it. She'd also make sure I knew her kids are smarter than mine and she's thinner and a better cook.

216 looking closely  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:49:43pm

re: #33 maddogg

Why do I hate to fly comercially? Because it is no different than a Greyhound bus with wings. In other words, it really, really sucks. I'd rather drive 500 miles than fly 500 miles.

So would I, and I've actually done it several times, as recently as this year.

Total time of trip is *usually* longer with the drive, but not by as much as you might think, if you consider transportation time to and from the airport, layover time in between, necessity to go through security check and retrieve luggage, and car rental time on arrival (if necessary).

Driving, though, has other major advantages, including the ability to leave exactly when you like, stop for refreshment when you like (and eat whatever you like), and take anything you like along with you (including non-small items, liquid items, or even other passengers). Cost is usually better driving too.

217 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:50:01pm

re: #188 Eowyn2

first they have to find someone who remembers ADA and how to write the code.

IBM 360 assembly language. No source code, patches on top of patches on top of patches, and maybe different in different sites.

218 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:50:11pm

re: #189 doppelganglander

I so wish she were my older sister.

I heard one commentator say, "In this election, you have a lawyer married to another lawyer running against a fighter pilot war hero who's married to a hot blonde who owns a beer distributorship. How is this even close?"

219 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:50:52pm

re: #208 Honorary Yooper

Heh. They evaluate what best fits their need, and buy an entire fleet rather than fooling around with a mess of cars. Right now, there's three that fit the bill: Ford Crown Vic, Dodge Charger, and the FWD Chevy Impala. Not to mention the SUVs out there.

I think at some point in the 1990s, the California Highway Patrol was experimenting with Volvo sedans (I think this was before the Ford takeover, too).

When I was in the Army, I went to a torch relay event for the '96 Olympics in Hinesville. I distinctly remember seeing a marked Georgia State Patrol BMW accompanying the runner...

220 lifeofthemind  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:50:58pm

Remember what John Glenn said he was thinking about when waiting for them to light the candle on Friendship 7?
One million parts, each built by the lowest bidder.

221 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:51:08pm

re: #203 de La Valette

Actually, this was planned to keep all of the Hilary delegates from getting to the convention on time for the roll call vote.

I read this morning they were going to vote over breakfast and the floor vote was going to be a show.

222 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:51:20pm

re: #204 Typicalwhitey

This was all a plot by ChimpyMcHilterRoveMcMansion.

Didn't you get the memo?

No worries though, Barack can catch a Greyhound out of Kansas City. Think of all the carbon he would save!

"Who needs oil, we ride the bus!"

223 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:52:04pm

re: #214 Occasional Reader

We'll be welcomed as liberators! Plump, juicy, delicious liberators!

Now, you know the Martians only want to serve Man.

224 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:52:10pm

re: #218 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I heard one commentator say, "In this election, you have a lawyer married to another lawyer running against a fighter pilot war hero who's married to a hot blonde who owns a beer distributorship. How is this even close?"

Was the commentator using a phony Irish brogue? That could've been me.....

225 de La Valette  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:52:25pm

re: #217 Kosh's Shadow

What ever happened to Free Flight ATC?

226 Dustoff-507  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:52:50pm

re: #185 Kosh's Shadow

Ahhhh no... not quite. The 757 is more like a streched 737. The 767 holds around 290 people and flying long distance the 777 flys very long distance hold over 300+
That's some of the difference, but it would take to long to type it all

227 jcm  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:53:07pm
228 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:53:41pm
229 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:53:56pm

re: #225 de La Valette

What ever happened to Free Flight ATC?

Based on ADS-B now, I believe. The FAA actually does have a plan to require it in the next 10 years or so, but who knows how long it will stay on schedule.

230 de La Valette  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:54:08pm

re: #221 Sharmuta

Over Breakfast. I seem to misplaced my Robert's Rules of Order - but I don't recall a section on deciding between the next leader of the free world or orange juice.

231 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:54:30pm

Coming in late to the thread, and for just a few minutes.

Has anyone determined just how old the on-the-fritz part of the system is?

232 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:54:53pm

re: #226 Dustoff-507

Ahhhh no... not quite. The 757 is more like a streched 737. The 767 holds around 290 people and flying long distance the 777 flys very long distance hold over 300+
That's some of the difference, but it would take to long to type it all

The 757 and 767 have similar cockpits so pilots can easily receive certification for both.

233 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:55:55pm
234 jcm  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:56:24pm

re: #228 buzzsawmonkey

Don't know what that is, but for some reason I get a "forbidden."

Slightly different version.

235 neocon hippie  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:56:25pm

re: #89 Honorary Yooper

That's a major problem with the hub-and-spoke system for airline flights. Everything goes into one of the airline's hubs, and if the hub shuts down, it shuts down a ton of flights. For example, United has two hubs: O'Hare and Denver. If one is shut down, it affects damn near everything.

That's why I think I like Southwest's system better. Several focus cities that get a larger percentage of the flights, but they're more spread out so problems in one city do not affect the entire system.

Those are their non-coastal hubs, but UAL also has hubs in SFO, LAX and IAD (Dulles). Being in the Bay Area I've had to use them a lot, with just an occasional problem. I've heard horror stories about all of the legacy airlines, and I'm not convinced any of them are worse than any of the others. Continental may be a hair better than the others, but their presence in these parts is very limited.

SWA is fine for short flights but their open seating and minimal service I find problematic for longer flights or when plane changes are involved.

236 looking closely  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:57:25pm

re: #211 CyanSnowHawk

Although, for an Airline like Southwest, it works very well. They standardized on the Boeing 737 from the start.

If all you do is one kind of flight, then sure, it makes perfect sense to have one kind of plane.

Not so good (say) if you have to run the same kind of plane from Wash DC to NYC as Wash DC to Addis Ababa!

237 Son of the Black Dog  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:57:40pm

re: #217 Kosh's Shadow

IBM 360 assembly language. No source code, patches on top of patches on top of patches, and maybe different in different sites.

I remember trying to learn 360 Assembler. They finally told me to stick to FORTRAN and COBOL.

238 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:57:41pm

re: #213 Fat Jolly Penguin

More threats from Obama re: the Ayers commercial

HA! Good luck trying to shut Harold Simmons up. Good to see he's still kicking; it's been a long time since I've seen Simmons' name in print.

239 Dustoff-507  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:57:48pm

re: #232 Kosh's Shadow

Not sure about that... Boeing has been working on the same type cockpits for years. (the airlines want it) The 767 is a heavy the 757 is not. if you've noticed 757 is gone and replaced by the 737-800/900

240 neocon hippie  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:57:57pm

re: #234 jcm

Slightly different version.

Also forbidden.

241 opnion  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:57:59pm

re: #194 Fenway_Nation

Nope- I originally planned to catch the series on the south side earlier this month and maybe slip to the north side to catch the Cubs/Cards at some point the same weekend, but scrapped those plans to visit my grandfather on his 89th birthday in Upstate NY as well as a trip to Cooperstown, the July 4th BoSox/Yankees game @ Yankee stadium and the Sox/Twins series at Fenway the following week...as well as the [disastrous] Angels/Red Sox series in Anaheim right after the all-star break. Not that I'm complaining, but I wouldn't mind another trip to Chicago to see the Red Sox.


I don't think that the Red Sox come back to Chicgao this season?
having the Cards & Red Sox in town at the same time was a big deal.
The White Sox need to hold off the Twins, or it is a fight with
Boston for the Wild Card.
In my humble opinion, whichever American League team gets there should win the World Series.

242 Dustoff-507  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 1:58:18pm

re: #234 jcm

LOL ok you.

243 oh_dude  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 2:01:30pm

re: #111 maddogg

HA HA! Sign me up!

244 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 2:01:31pm

re: #239 Dustoff-507

Not sure about that... Boeing has been working on the same type cockpits for years. (the airlines want it) The 767 is a heavy the 757 is not. if you've noticed 757 is gone and replaced by the 737-800/900

The 757 and 767 were the first with the new cockpit. The 737-NG's (I think -700 up) use it as well.

245 So?  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 2:03:30pm

re: #228 buzzsawmonkey

Don't know what that is, but for some reason I get a "forbidden."

re: #228 buzzsawmonkey

Don't know what that is, but for some reason I get a "forbidden."

Me too. Not allowed in.

246 Know Your Enemy  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 2:03:32pm

Waiting for the FBI to be called in to pronounce that the event was not related to terrorism.

247 oh_dude  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 2:03:40pm

re: #241 opnion

"In my humble opinion, whichever American League team gets there should win the World Series."

You of course are refering to my Angels right? :-)

248 So?  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 2:04:18pm

re: #234 jcm

Slightly different version.

ALSO" FORBIDDEN 403

249 jcm  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 2:05:25pm

re: #240 neocon hippie

Also forbidden.

BAH!

Picture of a big tangle of reel to reel tape.....

250 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 2:05:29pm

re: #239 Dustoff-507

if you've noticed 757 is gone

As of when? I've been on 757s within the last year or so.

251 Eowyn2  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 2:06:32pm

re: #207 alegrias

I'm grateful not to have to fly right now. Think of the human cost of these disruptions to our country.

the free hotels and dinners?

252 G. Haad  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 2:07:42pm

re: #248 So?

ALSO" FORBIDDEN 403

midgetamputeegoatpr()n

253 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 2:07:57pm

re: #241 opnion

I don't think that the Red Sox come back to Chicgao this season?
having the Cards & Red Sox in town at the same time was a big deal.
The White Sox need to hold off the Twins, or it is a fight with
Boston for the Wild Card.

They don't come back to Chicago this year- at least in the regular season. Way back in 2005, I went to see the Red Sox play the Cubs at Wrigley and the Cards at the old Busch stadium.

I stopped paying attention to the Yankees in the division standings and started paying closer attention to the Twins position in the Wild Card standings last week.

Looks like I'll be rooting for the Mariners and Blue Jays this week....

254 jcm  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 2:12:21pm

re: #250 Occasional Reader

As of when? I've been on 757s within the last year or so.

Production has ceased, the 757 will be airborne with airlines for awhile. Dustoff is Boeing, gone as in gone for the factory floor.

255 Dustoff-507  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 2:13:46pm

re: #250 Occasional Reader


Boeing stop building them what 3 years ago. Replaced by the 737-800/900.

256 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 2:14:27pm

re: #254 jcm

Production has ceased, the 757 will be airborne with airlines for awhile. Dustoff is Boeing, gone as in gone for the factory floor.

Hell, the airlines still have DC-10s out there, and its been out of production for how long!?!

257 garycooper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 2:15:01pm

re: #205 doppelganglander

Thank you!

258 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 2:17:45pm

re: #250 Occasional Reader

As of when? I've been on 757s within the last year or so.

No longer in production.

259 Rufi  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 2:19:56pm

Well, the media reports are not making it clear, but I was working (Air Traffic Controller) when this started, and its a pain in the ass for us, but it doesn't effect air traffic other then delays.

Flight plans can still get into the system (at least as of when my shift ended, but at that time I thought it was only the northeast that was effected), but they need to be entered by the tower controllers at the airports. As you can imagine, this creates a giant bottle neck... It takes a good minute or two to enter a flight plan if you know exactly what all the identifiers are (hint if you are a pilot and going to try and fly now, calmly give the clearance delivery guy the phonetic spelling of all the navaids along your route ;) ).

Now it wouldn't surprise me that they are issuing ground stops since at an airport with say, 100 operations an hour, there is a huge line waiting to get there clearances.

But yeah, there is a reason we call it the Failed Aviation Administration :D

260 MNLifer  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 2:25:33pm

re: #259 Rufi

So far NWA has only one flight delayed out of the East Coast and that is international EWR - AMS. Currently at 65 minutes delayed.

261 Rufi  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 2:31:26pm

Thats impressive on NWAs part... I consider it news worthy when any flight escapes or departs to EWR without a massive delay :P

Especially North West "Still waiting on my numbers!" Airlines :P

262 Son of the Black Dog  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 2:38:01pm

re: #219 Fenway_Nation

When I was in the Army, I went to a torch relay event for the '96 Olympics in Hinesville. I distinctly remember seeing a marked Georgia State Patrol BMW accompanying the runner...

While driving down I-85 through Georgia in the '70's, I got passed by one of the GSP's 7-Liter Mustang pursuit cars. I was doing 80, and he went by like I was literally standing still.

263 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 2:42:05pm
264 Slumbering Behemoth  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 3:48:00pm

re: #40 jcm

Had to step out for a while, so you'll probably miss this, but:

Is that the actual report for the photo I linked? If so, that's pretty cool that you tracked it down.

265 Lawrior  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 4:04:08pm

Hopefully this does not expand west overnight. I leave for London tomorrow afternoon, and really don't want to spend more time than necessary in the airport.

266 Billy Hank  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 5:00:19pm

Gotta' love the KSA levels of LGF posters. Lots of knowledgeable postings about the air traffic situation. I took early retirement from a HQ 2152 slot in 1994 so I'm not as current. Based on what the plan was then, I think this is probably an outage for the computer where the airline flight dispatch offices bulk load their flightplanes into the system. I suspect folks filing with towers and FSS can still get in the system. If it was an actual ARTCC computer crash, radar displays would be lost and that doesn't seem to be the case.

Despite the promise of Free Flight, there are still those railroad tracks in the sky metering planes down the funnel to that precious chunk of pavement at the destination. That, BTW, is one of the main bottlenecks in the system. You can only get so many airplanes over the touchdown zone of runway in so many minutes. Build more runways and you'll solve a lot of capacity problems.

Shared a jump seat ride with Herb Kelleher, then Chairman of SWA (LUV), about 15 years ago from OKC to DFW. Business decision to standardize on 737 and lack of gates and high fees at hub-and-spoke airports led to SWA's route structure decisions. 10 hour MBA grad course in a 50 minute flight. Capacity problem solution was GPS free flight, more gates, and more runways to his thinking.

267 Tim G.  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 5:08:32pm

It's been a while since we've had an epic failure....I wonder if anyone will be fired like they weren't after 9-11.

268 so.cal.swede  Wed, Aug 27, 2008 10:59:24am

Charles, on behalf of the internets, I will have to revoke your nerd badge for gross misuse of the term "epic fail"

269 jenv  Wed, Aug 27, 2008 11:27:51am

re: #35 WrathofG-d

Dems: "If we weren't spending trillions on Iraq we could have upgraded the FAA"

Repubs: "If we weren't spending trillions on Social Programs we could have upgraded the FAA"


Libertarians: "If the FAA were private like it should be, the FAA would already have been upgraded".


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