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Conventional Discussion Thread 5, The Hillary Factor

Tue, Aug 26, 2008 at 7:38:17 pm PDT

Coming up next, Hillary’s long-awaited capitulation speech...

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1 jamgarr  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:38:52pm

Great Guffaw!

2 Semper Gumbi  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:39:09pm

give 'em hell, Hill!

3 livefreeor die  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:39:11pm

I felt a great disturbance in the force-like thousands of lizards giddily jumping to this thread.

4 astronmr20  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:39:14pm

Hilldog! ! ! ! !

5 ted  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:39:15pm

This is bizarre

6 skree  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:39:17pm

Whoooo hoooo!

PUMAS! ATTACK!

7 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:39:17pm

Go Hillary GOOOOOO!

8 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:39:40pm

Who?

9 baxtrice  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:39:42pm

PUMA Hillary PUMA!

10 J.S.  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:39:57pm

What a mistake the Democratic Party has made -- choosing a radical, ultra Leftist -- The One will be the death of the Democratic Party...they should have chosen Hillary...

11 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:39:57pm

Not Tom Petty. Don't ruin Tom Petty for me.

12 ted  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:40:03pm

So amateurish..

13 pingjockey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:40:09pm

Y'all keep me or us up to speed. The hotel doesn't have a tv in the "bidness center". So I can be here or go up and watch the beast. Not a tough choice.

14 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:40:16pm

My mom is spinning in her urn right now watching me root Hillary on!

15 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:40:19pm

You GO, Girl!

16 livefreeor die  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:40:22pm

re: #11 newsjunkie_ky

Not Tom Petty. Don't ruin Tom Petty for me.

What song are they destroying?

17 mikeymom  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:40:29pm

please sont dream about this womAN HILLARY!

18 Robert O.  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:40:32pm

Convention Hall Putsch '08?

19 dataman0  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:40:33pm

Will the Hildebeast cry too, in keeping with the custom?

20 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:40:35pm
21 CynicalConservative  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:40:57pm

Thanks Charles!

22 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:41:03pm

Wow this is a little emotional for me...

23 jamgarr  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:41:03pm

American Girl

24 Percopius  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:41:04pm

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

25 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:41:13pm

re: #16 livefreeor die

American Girl!

26 Palandine  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:41:24pm

She would've been hard to beat. This speech is going to disturb a great many conventioneers, who'll be left wondering "Have we just made a terrible mistake?"

Chaos!

27 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:41:27pm

What is all this?

28 Percopius  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:41:27pm

Woman......Woman.......Woman......Woman......etc.

29 Intrepid  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:41:29pm

This video is going to ignite Hillary's supporters, and if they don't get their floor vote, they're gonna be pissed off!

And there's nothing like a Hillary supporter who is pissed off.

This is the climax of Operation Chaos.

30 jaunte  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:41:37pm

Don't give up the delegates, Hill!

31 ted  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:41:39pm

This is embarrassing for B-Ho.

32 jorline  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:41:42pm

OK..what color pantsuit will she wear?

33 6pat6  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:41:53pm

Hillary. Ick.

34 Canadian Guy  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:41:59pm

For the first time in my life I actually want Hillary to knock em dead.

35 astronmr20  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:04pm

re: #16 livefreeor die

What song are they destroying?

American Girl

36 BGOH  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:05pm

The theme of the 2008 DNC?

Two Dems, on cup.

37 chicagodudewhotrades  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:08pm

Come on, Hill. Give a speech where you say something like "Frak Obami. I'm still in this. Lets have a full floor vote." It won't happen .... but I can dream.

38 willowone  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:10pm

chelsea has turned into a very pretty poised woman.

39 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:12pm

Better reception that MO gets I bet!

40 joncelli  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:15pm

Hillary's speech in full: "I take it all back! Surrender, Obama or my flying monkeys will come for you! Eeeehehehehehee!"

41 Merlot  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:17pm

Pumpkin!

42 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:18pm

A peach suit?

43 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:18pm

Oh, barf! Hill hasn't opened a single opportunity for me that wasn't already there.

44 Palandine  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:19pm

re: #16 livefreeor die

What song are they destroying?

American Girl, which was already sorta ruined by Silence of the Lambs...

45 Red Speck  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:20pm

Shrillary Shrillary

46 pingjockey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:21pm

re: #27 MandyManners

No tv, so I figure lotsa BS and backhanded compliments to BO.

47 jamgarr  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:22pm

re: #26 Palandine

She would've been hard to beat. This speech is going to disturb a great many conventioneers, who'll be left wondering "Have we just made a terrible mistake?"

Chaos!


That's the beauty of the whole thing - if she flops, great - if she knocks it out, you've got your buyers remorse

48 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:25pm

It's the great pumpkin.

49 baxtrice  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:28pm

Orange? Orange Hillary?

50 willowone  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:28pm

re: #32 jorline
peach

51 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:30pm

Go PUMAS GOOOOOOO

52 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:40pm

PUMAs are collectively saying, "F*ck you barrack".

53 flynmudd  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:44pm

Orange?

54 jorline  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:45pm

Look what came out of the Great Pumpkin Patch...lol

55 ted  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:48pm

Orange!

56 BGOH  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:49pm

re: #36 BGOH

The theme of the 2008 DNC?

Two Dems, on cup.

Make that: Two Dems, one cup.

I need a new keyboard...

57 cliffster  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:51pm

So sweet, Chelsea was the ugly ducking and now she's just ugly.

58 Killgore Trout  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:42:54pm

Democratic preamble.....

We the Changlings of the United Changers, in Order to form a more perfect Change, establish Change, insure domestic Change, provide for the common defence,[1] promote the general Change, and secure the Blessings of Change to ourselves and our Change, do ordain and establish this Change for the United States of Cahnge.
59 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:03pm

She certainly pops out against that stage.

60 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:04pm

Hideous color on that suit.

61 Killian Bundy  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:11pm

and the crowd chants THUNDER . . . THIGHS . . . THUNDER . . . THIGHS!

/did she get caught in a juicer?

62 The Shadow Do  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:12pm

Please, please give us the impassioned screech! Just one more time!

63 Percopius  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:13pm

Oh please hillbeast, burst forth!

64 Intrepid  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:16pm

Introduced by Chelsea - "I am so glad to introduce my mother, Senator Hillary.Rodham.Clinton."

She comes out, dressed in pumkpin orange. Bill is proud - slight lip bite, like he's trying to squeeze out a tear or two for the camera.

Pandemonium in the Pepsi Center!

65 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:16pm

Thumb in the eye to the koskids with the orange!

66 livefreeor die  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:17pm

re: #44 Palandine

American Girl, which was already sorta ruined by Silence of the Lambs...

I love the irony there!

67 GrepSedAwk  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:19pm

It's the Great Pumpkin (Pantsuit)!

68 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:30pm

I'll go ahead and make a bold statement. If they don't allow a roll call vote Obama's candidacy will fail.

Not that it won't fail anyway, but the Hillary supporters are going to be furious if their voices cannot be heard.

Obama's delegate lead is only a few percent, and he needed superdelegates to get over the top.

69 Biff  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:36pm

The Dems are such idiots for not nominating her. They will be feeling like complete a--holes in 5-4-3-2-

70 Irish Rose  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:37pm

Sure, now they love her.

71 unclassifiable  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:38pm

Bill is thinking "my long friggin nightmare is over".

72 ted  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:38pm

Trick or Treat ?

73 Red Speck  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:39pm

Its not a pumpkin, it's her giant ass

74 Canadian Guy  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:39pm

Did she wear a pants suit to her wedding for crying out loud?

75 KathyP  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:41pm

OK - any significance to the color orange?

76 valkyrie  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:43pm

I knew she'd go with the orange pantsuit!
/opposite of blue

77 pingjockey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:47pm

re: #58 Killgore Trout
You forgot hope in there somewhere

78 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:47pm

re: #46 pingjockey

No tv, so I figure lotsa BS and backhanded compliments to BO.

The lead-up looked like a commercial for HRC for president.

79 lawhawk  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:50pm

Capitulation speech? I doubt it. I think she'll do just enough to satisfy whatever demands the Obama camp put on her, but she'll be laying the groundwork for 2012 - and will look especially prescient when Obama gets blown out of the water when this should have been a (D) year with all that ails the US economy and 8 years of GOP presidency. All the CW points to that this should be a D year, and if it isn't, that fault rests with the DNC and Obama - while Hillary laughs her way to being at the forefront of the 2012 pretenders.

80 sngnsgt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:43:52pm

re: #61 Killian Bundy LOL!

81 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:44:08pm
82 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:44:09pm

re: #38 willowone

chelsea has turned into a very pretty poised woman.


They must have put cheesecloth over the lens then. Poor Chelsea got the worst of both parents.

83 Proud to be American  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:44:11pm

Michelle must be LIVID right now. LOL!

84 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:44:12pm

re: #59 MandyManners

She certainly pops out against that stage.

It is a good color for that.

85 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:44:15pm

I don't like her, but she certainly has more reason to be there than that inmature socialist does.

86 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:44:18pm

re: #75 KathyP

OK - any significance to the color orange?

The koskids website is orange

87 SummerSong  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:44:20pm

Geez...milk it some more, why doncha.

88 BGOH  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:44:30pm

Straight from the great pumpkin patch of HOPE - Hillary Clinton!

89 willowone  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:44:32pm

Bill looks very emotional.

90 CynicalConservative  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:44:32pm

90 comments before she utters a word... kewl....

91 badtemper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:44:37pm

re: #38 willowone

And you can bet she'll be every bit as shrill when she runs for President someday.

By that time, though....it'll be OK because we'll have gotten out from underneath the Petrol Dealers and be 100% wind powered.

92 Biff  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:44:38pm

The orange is the perfect complement to the blue background. May also be a message to Israel's right wing.

93 jamgarr  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:44:41pm

It's not quite Gitmo orange

94 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:44:44pm

re: #81 buzzsawmonkey

Oh, come now. What about the opportunity for a whole special line of wisecracks?

Touché.

95 jorline  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:44:45pm

Bill...I love you

96 ted  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:44:46pm

Divorce her, Bill !

97 lifeofthemind  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:44:50pm

I'm going to pull the plug on this and hope everyone enjoys the circus. Pick up your peanut shells on the way out. Please give it a good live blogging for posterities sake. Not that the horse's patoot ever offered you a drink of hot rice booze.

98 astronmr20  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:44:53pm

"Vote for me in 2012!"

99 Reno911  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:08pm

The Worlds Smartest Wyoman

100 pingjockey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:10pm

Tell me the suit is peach, not pumpkin orange. She has to have more fashion sense than that.

101 rw in san diego  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:11pm

re: #57 cliffster

I disagree! I could never support Hillary, but I just saw an attractive, poised and proud young woman introduce her mother. Give credit where credit's due.

102 Irish Rose  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:12pm

Michelle is giving her the token applause, but no smile there.

103 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:13pm

Oh you KNOW Michelle is pissed off!

104 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:13pm

re: #42 MandyManners

A peach suit?

Thinking...Mango?

105 Killgore Trout  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:15pm

I seriously doubt we will see the coup that we've been waiting for but anything is possible.

106 Cartman  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:20pm

re: #57 cliffster

Was that really necessary?

107 Dave the.....  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:23pm

Sharmuta...check on Shot in the Dark. There is a gathering on Monday.

108 HelloDare  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:24pm

Are Juanita Broaddrick, Kathleen Willey, Paula Jones, Gennifer Flowers, Eileen Wellstone and other members of the vast right-wing conspiracy in the audience?

109 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:25pm

She's wearing a pantsuit! Who saw that coming?

110 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:37pm

Yes, Bil. The cameras caught you saying "I love you" to the wife you fucked around on for years. She shoulda' booted you to the curb ages ago but, her thirst for power kept your pillow on the bed and not in the gutter.

111 baxtrice  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:40pm

Unity!
--> Drink!

Change!
--> Drink!

112 FightingBack  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:40pm

They love her now that she's the loser. They love losers.

113 Charles  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:42pm

She's proud!

114 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:43pm

Thanks for rejecting her, democrats. She would have been tougher to beat.

115 skree  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:45pm

Michelle looks bitchy

116 Phocid  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:46pm

Michelle looks really mad, like my late mother in law.

117 Beach Lover  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:49pm

not a proud wife?!

118 saberry0530  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:49pm

Has anyone seen Charlie Brown?

119 Silhouette  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:53pm

A proud American? Ooooh, is that a swipe at Michelle?

120 Canadian Guy  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:55pm

Obama!
Drink!

121 unclassifiable  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:56pm

I think Michelle should give her a Miss Congeniality sash.

122 cblesz  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:45:58pm

Not watching. Gonna be a BASH BUSH ceremony and no substance as to how their positions will be better...

123 opinionated  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:00pm

I come to bury Obama, not to praise him

124 desertbrat  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:01pm

Isn't ORANGE the color of rebellion...?
Is it a subtle message to the PUMAS?

125 freedomplow  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:06pm

Not a proud wife?

126 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:07pm

re: #65 Typicalwhitey

Thumb in the eye to the koskids with the orange!

I don't get this, please explain.

127 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:08pm

What is it with Dems and "I am here as a.... [laundry list]"? It's really kind of a weird formulation, when you think about it.

128 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:13pm

re: #115 skree

Michelle looks bitchy


She always does lol

129 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:13pm

Now I KNOW she's lying!

130 Percopius  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:14pm

That must of hurt to say.

131 lawhawk  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:15pm

re: #86 Typicalwhitey

The koskids website is orange

Orange revolution - Georgia?

132 Palandine  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:15pm

re: #75 KathyP

On Drudge they had a shot of two staffers holding four jackets against the background. I think it's just the one that "popped" most.

133 BGOH  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:16pm

Where are they taking the country back to, again?

134 astronmr20  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:18pm

re: #104 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Thinking...Mango?

Tang.

135 Intrepid  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:25pm

"I'm here as a proud mother, a proud senator from New York, a proud democrat, and a proud supporter of Barack Obama!"

Not a proud wife, though. Hee. Take that, Slick Willy!

136 insanity police  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:27pm

O/T

I almost wet myself when I saw this live. I'm sure the video will be out tomorrow.

Chris Mathews Blows his Lid at Keith Olbermann, Live

137 sngnsgt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:29pm

re: #102 Irish Rose

Michelle is giving her the token applause, but no smile there.

Golf clap, golf clap...

138 Merlot  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:34pm

You go girl!

139 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:34pm

Well, she got right to the talking point.

140 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:35pm

Oh, goodness. She's called for unity.

141 rw in san diego  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:42pm

ROTFL! You're all so cynical! Hysterical, but cynical.

142 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:46pm

PUMA!

143 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:46pm

re: #126 newsjunkie_ky

I don't get this, please explain.


They hated her and loved obambi
The kos websites signature color is orange

144 formercorpsman  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:47pm

same team.

145 reine.de.tout  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:55pm

Anybody notice that Michelle Obama looks sorta peeved?

146 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:57pm

over a hundred comments in 8 minutes. whoo hoo!

147 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:46:59pm
148 big L  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:00pm

she gave up!

149 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:04pm

Is that Elenor Smeal behind Biden?

150 ted  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:05pm

Same team?

151 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:07pm

Fight for the future!

The truth is out there!

152 formercorpsman  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:11pm

come to faaarrrr

153 Beach Lover  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:18pm

they aren't sitting on the sidelines...they are voting for McCain

154 Catttt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:19pm

re: #104 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Thinking...Mango?

Peach on my comp and hot mango on my TV.

155 Intrepid  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:22pm

re: #104 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Thinking...Mango?

Almost Cantelope? (sp?)

156 Silhouette  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:23pm

OOOooo, an experience plug

157 David IV of Georgia  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:30pm

As "a proud supporter of Barak Obama"(her words, not mine *shudder*), when he tanks, will anyone question her judgment?

158 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:32pm

Eye bulge. Ewww.

159 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:40pm

She's spent 35 years "in the trenches"... what, dodging sniper fire?

160 formercorpsman  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:43pm

re: #150 ted

Yeah, you caught it too.

hah.

161 PattiO  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:44pm

OMG! Did you see that oh so subtle "I love you....I'll love you forever" mouthed by Bill during the applause pan!

162 sngnsgt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:46pm

CHANGE! That pants-suit Hilly.

163 infidel in mckinney-ville  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:51pm

Aren't pumas kind of a tan to orange color?

164 ted  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:51pm

Around the world?

165 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:52pm

re: #107 Dave the.....

OK.

166 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:52pm

Michelle is seething.

167 trailortrash  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:56pm

michel O looks pissed

168 CynicalConservative  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:56pm

Michelle death stare!

169 jamgarr  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:47:57pm

What did she say?!

170 reine.de.tout  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:48:00pm

re: #60 Sharmuta

Hideous color on that suit.

Nobody looks good in orange.

171 FightingBack  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:48:01pm

Failing in universal healthcare.

172 Reno911  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:48:05pm

I've never seen so many ugly people in one place.

173 Typicalwhitey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:48:06pm

Whoooooaaaa
Michelle looks PISSED

174 EZ  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:48:07pm

$20. They're all saying "we've nominated the wrong guy".

175 itellu3times  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:48:10pm

Take back the country ...

It's all for the children ...

#118, LOL, that's the way to say it

176 ornery elephant  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:48:14pm

Was it just my imagination but was there huge applause for her being a proud New Yorker and a proud Democrat but when she said she was a proud American ...it was like crickets in there? Did I not hear that right?!

177 HelloDare  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:48:15pm

re: #104 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Thinking...Mango?

She borrowed it from Michelle. It's bitter orange.

178 skree  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:48:18pm

NO BAMA!

179 Killgore Trout  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:48:24pm

Hope!
/drink

180 Silhouette  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:48:25pm

We need an LGF polll

Orange
Peach
Apricot
Cantalope
Mango
Sherbet

Ron Paul

181 willowone  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:48:29pm

"to suffer through more failed leadership" , ok i'm back to disliking her immensely.

182 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:48:36pm

No way. No how. No McCain. heh

183 ted  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:48:39pm

re: #160 formercorpsman

Yeah, you caught it too.

hah.

Jeez.

184 anotherindyfilmguy  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:48:40pm

She's selling out!

185 insanity police  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:48:42pm

No Way. No How. NoBAMA.

186 astronmr20  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:48:44pm

re: #145 reine.de.tout

Anybody notice that Michelle Obama looks sorta peeved?

Because they cheered louder and harder for Hil than for her.

187 FightingBack  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:48:45pm

No way No how Nobama

188 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:48:52pm

"The hope of our people"

She has no clue how different their vision is from so many Americans, and how perverted it all seems.

189 jcm  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:48:55pm

re: #173 Typicalwhitey

Whoooooaaaa
Michelle looks PISSED

She always looked pissed.

190 rw in san diego  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:48:58pm

Hey, she stole the Nobama slogan...or maybe she's just reminding us

191 Merlot  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:49:10pm

Vote Hillary!

192 ModerateWolverine  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:49:13pm

I like the orange.

193 trailortrash  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:49:25pm

22mil will buy alot of fawning i guess

194 BGOH  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:49:26pm

Your stories...

**BLECH**

195 HelloDare  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:49:28pm

America is bound up.

196 itellu3times  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:49:31pm

re: #185 insanity police

No Way. No How. NoBAMA.

Nobiden.

197 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:49:38pm

When did she get the face-lift?

198 Palandine  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:49:39pm

re: #145 reine.de.tout

Anybody notice that Michelle Obama looks sorta peeved?

Yep. The anger is strong with this one.

199 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:49:49pm

She deliberately wore orange so we'd have trouble rhyming things to make parodic poetry about her pantsuit. Curses!

200 insanity police  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:49:51pm

No Way. No How. Not another pants suit.

201 Catttt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:49:52pm

re: #145 reine.de.tout

Anybody notice that Michelle Obama looks sorta peeved?

She should never play poker. She looks stressed. Perhaps she will relax when Senator Clinton is finished.

202 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:49:53pm

Children, children, children.

I think they've tossed the Seniors under the bus.

203 FightingBack  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:02pm

You made me cry. I got 17 Mill votes! Oh, Why did you reject me?

204 lawhawk  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:06pm

re: #159 Occasional Reader

She's spent 35 years "in the trenches"... what, dodging sniper fire?

35 years in the trenches? Defending Black Panthers? Figuring out how to make $100k in cattle futures (a trick I would love to learn, btw)? Being Bill's wife? What exactly made that the trenches when you've pretty much lived on taxpayer dollars living in the governor's mansion in AK and then at the WH? You then made millions with your book deals and have a nice home in Westchester NY.

Where exactly are those trenches.

205 MNLifer  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:07pm

No, you made ME cry...

206 livefreeor die  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:15pm

So does she look like a construction cone?

207 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:15pm
208 formercorpsman  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:22pm

Here we go.

209 itellu3times  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:26pm

re: #197 MandyManners

When did she get the face-lift?

I thought it was just stucco.

210 ted  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:27pm

Hillary 2012!

211 badtemper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:31pm

"No way, no how, no McCain."

Posted on the front page on every liberal website in the next 60 minutes.

I prefer:

Know Way, Know-how, Know McCain.

And, I really don't even like McCain.

212 Reno911  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:36pm

More government...yeaaaa

213 Catttt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:36pm

re: #192 ModerateWolverine

I like the orange.

It's a good color for her. She looks good.

214 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:39pm

re: #189 jcm

She always looked pissed.

Constipated is more like it.

215 thebull271  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:42pm

Did anyone else notice she said shes was proud of everything! Except a proud wife?

216 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:43pm

Cancer victim's bald head painted with my name on it?!

Is this a fucking parody? Am I watching Saturday Night Live?!

217 Red Speck  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:45pm

is she accepting the nomination?

218 cliffster  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:45pm

She started it... Nobama!

219 GoJeepGo  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:45pm

oooh a vintage Bill Clinton lip-bite! He feels their pain!

220 Cognito  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:49pm

Ah, man.

She's doing a pretty decent job, here. This won't make things any easier for McCain.

221 infidel in mckinney-ville  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:51pm

From Wikipedia:

Code Orange

* Australian Standard for Evacuation.[3]
* Also used for an emergency medical team for patients whose health is rapidly declining (UMASS MEDICAL)
* Hazardous material incident (New Jersey Hospital Association; Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center, Boston, MA; William Beaumont Hospitals, Royal Oak and Troy, MI), especially radiation-related incidents (Charity Hospital, New Orleans, LA).
* Disaster, usually external, involving mass casualties (Canada).
* Out of control patient (Swedish First Hill Hospital, Seattle, WA).
* Bomb Threat

222 Halman  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:51pm

Building the foundation for 2012..She is going to kiss up somewhat..

223 sngnsgt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:52pm

re: #170 reine.de.tout

Nobody looks good in orange.

Now, now, it makes Hilly look thinner.

224 jake341  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:52pm

Ron Paul!

225 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:53pm

re: #161 PattiO

OMG! Did you see that oh so subtle "I love you....I'll love you forever" mouthed by Bill during the applause pan!

He may be an adulterous bastard, but I do believe that he loves Chelsea and in some small way, Hillary. You can't be married for that long and not love your partner.

Then again, perhaps I am a romantic.

Still, one cannot deny the Clinton Charm.

226 bcgirl  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:58pm

she said "this country" too

227 jamgarr  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:50:58pm

re: #185 insanity police

No Way. No How. NoBAMA.


If he loses the election he can always be King of the Forest

228 PattiO  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:51:00pm

With the RNC pegged to put a "Global Climate Change" plank into the platform, I'm like a man without a country. None of the above.

229 BGOH  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:51:01pm

re: #192 ModerateWolverine

I like the orange.

I went to Bowling Green. Me too.

Brown is beautiful, too. lol

230 ted  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:51:03pm

Oh stop !

231 mikeymom  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:51:07pm

i do like her hair-

232 Catttt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:51:07pm

re: #199 Occasional Reader

She deliberately wore orange so we'd have trouble rhyming things to make parodic poetry about her pantsuit. Curses!

Lol.

233 big L  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:51:12pm

Hill was hardly qualified either. In my state you can get Health ins for $249 individ incl Rx and about 425 for family. If yo want to pay for it.

234 trailortrash  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:51:14pm

she is getting a tear built up in one eye watchout

235 skree  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:51:26pm

re: #201 Catttt

She should never play poker. She looks stressed. Perhaps she will relax when Senator Clinton is finished.

Michelle never relaxes. America isn't going to hate itself.... Someone has to do it!

236 Killgore Trout  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:51:26pm

Me , I, me, mine, .....

237 insanity police  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:51:29pm

re: #196 itellu3times

No way. No How. No hairplugs, Nose jobs

238 astronmr20  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:51:29pm

Oh great... another "I met someone with cancer" story. The "I met a guy in the marines" bullshit.

Can ANY of these sorts of stories be verified?

239 itellu3times  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:51:30pm

All 57 states, from chaos to confusion, from sea to shining sea, ...

240 6pat6  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:51:33pm

"Will you please work for my buddies, and will you please work for me?" Oh, good Lord!

241 ted  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:51:33pm

re: #216 Occasional Reader

Cancer victim's bald head painted with my name on it?!

Is this a fucking parody? Am I watching Saturday Night Live?!

Bizarre

242 anotherindyfilmguy  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:51:41pm

Just when I was *hoping* she would try to snatch the nomination...
sigh...
Just a typical worthless self serving politician... not a statesman/woman etc...

243 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:51:41pm

re: #204 lawhawk

Where exactly are those trenches.

Right next to the "public service" bunker, where you can make $300K per year.

244 AmericanMe  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:51:47pm

I think the color actually compliments her. She looks good. Younger, even.

245 unclassifiable  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:51:48pm

re: #202 Sharmuta

They've tossed the seniors under the bus and they are using the children as shields against criticism.

246 Percopius  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:51:49pm

Children........Mother.......Childern......Rights. .......Universal Health Care............Universal Health Care...............Universal Health Care......................fight.............Univer sal Health Care...........people dying in her arms tell her to get Universal Health Care...........................Universal Health Care...................Universal Health Care.........etc.

247 trailortrash  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:51:49pm

LOL she cracked on her pantsuits

248 JimmyTheClaw  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:51:56pm

When you have an :
I Hate My Job Day
[even if retired you have those sometimes]


try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.


Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins .


Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully You will notice that in small print there is a statement:



'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

249 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:52:01pm

Oh gawd. The sisterhood of the traveling pant suits? How hokey!

250 Intrepid  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:52:05pm

Bullshit, Hill - my brother has two autistic sons, and no one has helped him pay for them. He's done it all himself, even after a bitter divorce from a wife who was hooked on coke and wouldn't work. But he hasn't complained, and has paid more than his required child support so they can have what they need.

251 SeafoodGumbo  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:52:20pm

"50 states, Puerto Rico, and the territories".... a subliminal swipe at Barack's "57 states" gaffe?

252 Silhouette  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:52:22pm

Don't forget to order your free "Obama/Biden" sticker (Soros will cover the cost) or your free button.

253 itellu3times  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:52:26pm

OK, she will now blame this on McCain ...

254 big L  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:52:29pm

I like "bitter orange" for th color...

255 MNLifer  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:52:31pm

Sisters of the traveling pants suits!?!?

256 jcm  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:52:35pm

no puma :-(

257 ModerateWolverine  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:52:39pm

She's so grateful she'll run again in 2012.

258 jamgarr  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:52:42pm

Damper time

259 BGOH  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:52:55pm

Despite her politics, Stephanie Tubbs-Jones was a good woman. Her passing was very sad.

260 6pat6  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:52:56pm

Jeez, she looks like an Orange Julius!

261 anotherindyfilmguy  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:52:57pm

Only a dictator wannabe would want a truly one party US with them in charge...

262 She-ra  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:53:01pm

This is the most incoherent/discombobulated speech I've ever heard.

263 formercorpsman  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:53:04pm

re: #251 SeafoodGumbo

No doubt.

264 Palandine  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:53:11pm

re: #220 Cognito

Ah, man.

She's doing a pretty decent job, here. This won't make things any easier for McCain.

Oh, contraire. The convention is heading for heap big buyer's remorse. It's glorious.

265 pingjockey  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:53:13pm

I give the hotel computer is too slow to load and put up avatars. Goddamn you Bill Gates.

266 maddogg  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:53:15pm

Democrats are a walking talking "Dawn of the Dead" mental disease. Absolutely dependent on a system that does not require cognitive abilities to survive. No wonder they want the Government to think for them and support their delusions.

267 slokat  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:53:18pm

Super Hillary is going to lift the bus and allow all the Obama oppressed to go free!?

268 The Shadow Do  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:53:26pm

Hearing the obligatory endorsement. No screeching. She don't mean it. Hill and Bill 2012!
///

269 ted  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:53:31pm

re: #260 6pat6

Jeez, she looks like an Orange Julius!

Nedicks !

270 sngnsgt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:53:32pm

When are they going to show the parking lot full of stretch limos?

271 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:53:32pm

Damn...if my mom died suddenly i wouldn't be at some convention.

272 Ojoe  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:53:36pm

The fading light of August 26, A.D. 2008 still shows the granite of the San Gabriel Mountains, transcending all politics. (Towercam)

And fools, instead of going camping in August, waste time at the Democratic Convention.

273 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:53:38pm

re: #225 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

He may be an adulterous bastard, but I do believe that he loves Chelsea and in some small way, Hillary. You can't be married for that long and not love your partner.

Then again, perhaps I am a romantic.

Still, one cannot deny the Clinton Charm.

I've NEVER thought he was charming. I've always thought he was a hustler.

274 astronmr20  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:53:48pm

Shit...

I was missing her, and suddenly, I realized why I wanted her to go away in the first place.

275 big L  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:53:54pm

blaming GWB for tubbs and GAwatney deaths.

276 Phocid  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:53:56pm

This was not the speech she was supposed to give.

277 skree  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:54:02pm

How can they be "for the children" with an abortion on demand platform?

How do liberals keep their heads from exploding with cognitive dissonance?

278 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:54:04pm

Right wing headlock blah blah blah

279 ted  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:54:11pm

Ahead of us !

280 TnTx13  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:54:13pm

re: #248 JimmyTheClaw

When you have an :
I Hate My Job Day
[even if retired you have those sometimes]


try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.


Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins .


Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully You will notice that in small print there is a statement:



'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

Thank you for that vivid description.....

/ROFLMAO

281 Percopius  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:54:22pm

She is the worst speech giver.

282 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:54:29pm

"Money borrowed from the Chinese to buy oil from the Saudis"... um, and during the Clinton Administration, we did what now?

283 Catttt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:54:34pm

OK - this sounds kind of like a stump speech, yes?

284 Killian Bundy  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:54:36pm

re: #100 pingjockey

Tell me the suit is peach, not pumpkin orange. She has to have more fashion sense than that.

The really funny part is a flunkie brought out four pantsuits on stage this afternoon to check how they'd appear on camera, under the lights.

/and that's the one they picked

285 ggt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:54:38pm

hello Lizards!

I think I'm going to vomit over the pantsuit line.

and how is everyone tonite?

286 flynmudd  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:54:44pm

Has anyone determined what a green job is yet?

287 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:54:46pm

Uh...she's still running!

288 Han_Solo  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:54:52pm

"You haven't endured 8 years to suffer more failed leadership.

[BIG, HUGE, PAUSE.]

No way. No how. No McCain."


HAHAHA.

289 HelloDare  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:00pm

If anybody ever deserved a pie in the face, it is Hillary now.

290 insanity police  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:01pm

I wonder if Obama offered her a potential Supreme Court spot for giving this speech?

291 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:02pm

Oooo- she's mentioning foreign policy issues- planting seeds, Hill?

292 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:02pm

Did she say "green collar jobs?"

293 6pat6  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:03pm

Notice, not one person in the audience looks happy? Yeah, they are applauding, but they all look so miserable and just plain pissed off at the world!

294 unclassifiable  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:05pm

What Hillary is thinking...

...I have done all these things and you ungrateful turds just kicked me to the curb.

295 big L  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:07pm

Remember that /chris Reeeve would walk if Kerry elected.
/oops

296 ModerateWolverine  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:11pm

re: #262 She-ra

This is the most incoherent/discombobulated speech I've ever heard.

Ya, this is a bit all over the place.

297 DeeAitch  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:13pm

Once again we're at a pivotal moment, our very last chance to correct our course and usher in the millienium of righteousness.

Just like every other election.

298 Irish Rose  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:15pm

She's politicking for the next election cycle, right under Michelle Obamas' nose and on the DNC's dime.

Delicious.

299 Beach Lover  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:17pm

OK...I'm starting to remember why I couldn't stand to listen to this woman!

300 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:21pm

re: #281 Percopius

She is the worst speech giver.

Nah. Obama is worse.

Oooh, "gay rights"... whatzat mean, Hill?

301 sngnsgt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:26pm

re: #248 JimmyTheClaw

LOL!

302 astronmr20  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:30pm

Can someone explain to her that a microphone negates the need to yell?

303 Intrepid  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:30pm

Holy Crap - is she still running? She keeps talking about why she began running for president!

This is great - she's invigorating her supporters in this speech. If the floor vote/nomination doesn't happen, it's going to be ugly!

Eh, par for the course for this crowd.

304 SummerSong  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:37pm

re: #197 MandyManners

Before the primaries.

305 ArmyWife  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:50pm

She looked pained when she asked people to get behind Barack. I think the color of the pantsuit is to hide any vomit that may erupt as she talks about liking Barack.

306 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:53pm

The suit looks good on her.

307 skree  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:53pm

Troops home 'with honor" Not with Obama!

308 Cartman  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:54pm

re: #236 Killgore Trout

Me , I, me, mine, .....

That's what it's all about for these folks.

309 cblesz  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:57pm

Wah, wah, wah...we hate Bush, Bush sucks, blah blah blah and McCain is Bush III, blah blah blah

310 ted  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:55:59pm

Utopia!

311 CynicalConservative  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:56:02pm

So 4-5 seconds on Obama to My Platform, the kids, universal-taxation-health-oiltax-bushsfault-etc

312 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:56:08pm

re: #296 ModerateWolverine

Ya, this is a bit all over the place.

As opposed to most Dem policy speeches, which are...

313 formercorpsman  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:56:08pm

I think a root canal is less painful.

314 BGOH  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:56:10pm

There are so many uggos in this crowd! Scary stuff!

315 Ojoe  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:56:16pm

Fire up the coleman lantern and play cards

& later crawl into your sleeping bag

watch for meteors

there's not much moon right now

there's the milky way

Hear that Owl?

Tomorrow morning there will be coffee in the open air.

316 Han_Solo  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:56:19pm

"You haven't endured 8 years to suffer more failed leadership.

[BIG, HUGE, PAUSE for effect.]

No way. No how. No McCain."


HAHA....

317 Halman  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:56:23pm

I have to get another beer.............I can not handle this sober.....

318 MNLifer  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:56:24pm

Has anyone else noticed she is rhyming? Sounds like she is spouting poetry...

319 jake341  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:56:34pm

She won't go off the reservation....She has too much to lose. Bill...he could go off....

320 itellu3times  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:56:40pm

It may all be crap, but if she was half this earnest during the campaign, she would have won.

321 baxtrice  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:56:46pm

She kept saying "I RAN for president.." tee hee..giving them a BIG dose of Guilt!

322 skree  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:56:47pm

I hear booing....

323 big L  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:56:55pm

she wantsthe USA to pay for peoples lives. But govt will control you when thay pay the bill.
This speech sounds likethe one at the end of the campaign.

324 reine.de.tout  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:57:01pm

Let's see . . .my campaign . . .my supporters . . . my champions . . . reasons I ran for the presidential nomination . . . me me me my my my

325 slokat  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:57:03pm

re: #225 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

Still, one cannot deny the Clinton Charm.

I'll deny that fully and emphatically!

No charm exists for me, if I ever have the change to meet either of them, I'll not be at civil in the least.

326 sngnsgt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:57:07pm

re: #309 cblesz

Wah, wah, wah...we hate Bush, Bush sucks, blah blah blah and McCain is Bush III, blah blah blah

Your TV is turned up to loud...

327 Ojoe  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:57:08pm

re: #277 skree

They cannot, cannot cannot be.

328 livefreeor die  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:57:08pm

re: #289 HelloDare

If anybody ever deserved a pie in the face, it is Hillary now.

Pumpkin, of course.

329 SeafoodGumbo  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:57:09pm

C'mon, Hill, just one cackle....pleeease!

Just one?

330 ggt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:57:09pm

She doesn't sound sincere.

331 6pat6  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:57:10pm

terrorism and global warming in the same sentence. Wow.

I so want her to say "Vote for Hillary!"

I'm waiting for the "are you better off now than you were eight years ago? line!

332 insanity police  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:57:12pm

Barack Obama's credentials:

1. A speech he gave in 2004
2. Hillary's speech tonight

333 astronmr20  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:57:14pm

Global warming. Lol

I sure hope McCain realized the Global Warming bullshit before he does too much damage in office.

334 She-ra  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:57:19pm

I like how she threw terrorism and global warming in the same breath like they're equivilent.

335 Percopius  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:57:30pm

Pander, Pander, Pander, Pander....

336 Killian Bundy  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:57:34pm

No [expletive deleted], Hillary came out and Kitten Bill launched into a big heave.

/I suppose it could have been the vaccine he got today

337 itellu3times  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:57:37pm

She's about one polyester thread from going totally postal.

338 Catttt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:57:38pm

Oh, she's good.

Why the hell didn't they nominate her? They could have, but they steered the super-delegates to Barry.

339 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:57:38pm

Giant hook coming out any second now.

340 The Shadow Do  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:57:42pm

Sedative for the Obama dupes. Boring. And intentionally so.

The One is done.

341 rw in san diego  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:57:46pm

I'm finding this maudlin.

342 ArmyWife  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:57:51pm

She got the number of States right! ZING!

343 thebull271  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:57:58pm

"Promote unionization"= promote the death of our economy... She keeps talkin about this Marine yet she gives no names= bull she is makin this bull up

344 CynicalConservative  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:58:00pm

re: #321 baxtrice

She kept saying "I RAN for president.." tee hee..giving them a BIG dose of Guilt!

I RAN (psssss, you can still make me the candidate.. nudge, nudge, wink, wink) for President...

345 Biff  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:58:09pm

re: #262 She-ra

This is the most incoherent/discombobulated speech I've ever heard.


She wouldn't drink the kool-aid, so they injected her.

346 freedomplow  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:58:10pm

Speech consists of: "We care they don't".

347 neocon hippie  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:58:11pm

LGF slowdown, hamsters working overtime.

Pretty standard boilerplate verbiage coming from Hillary.

348 astronmr20  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:58:15pm

re: #324 reine.de.tout

Let's see . . .my campaign . . .my supporters . . . my champions . . . reasons I ran for the presidential nomination . . . me me me my my my

Exatamon.

349 formercorpsman  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:58:16pm

You know, I could not hire someone for minimum wage if my life depended on it.

Not one of our employees make minimum wage.

None.

350 sngnsgt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:58:16pm

How dare Hill-billy even dare say a single word about the military.

351 itellu3times  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:58:18pm

re: #330 ggt

She doesn't sound sincere.

Give her a break, that's as close as she comes.

352 HelloDare  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:58:18pm

There are no limits to what is possible in America. Yeah, even a zero can run for President.

353 blastforth  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:58:26pm

Where can I get some of that invisability from government?

354 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:58:27pm

re: #321 baxtrice

She kept saying "I RAN for president.." tee hee..giving them a BIG dose of Guilt!

Giving them reasons to second guess their vote for the nominee?

355 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:58:31pm

re: #335 Percopius

Pander, Pander, Pander, Pander....

Pander in a peach suit.

356 6pat6  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:58:34pm

Not one of the people in the delegation is remotely attractive! The Jackasses attract truly ugly people! No wonder they are pissed!

357 Cognito  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:58:39pm

Giving profits?

358 HelloDare  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:58:42pm

Class warfare.

359 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:58:44pm

re: #285 ggt

hello Lizards!

I think I'm going to vomit over the pantsuit line.

and how is everyone tonite?

The Mets blew a 7-run lead and are going into extra innings. Shrillary is on TV in an ugly orange pantsuit pimping for a crypto-Marxist presidential candidate. How am I supposed to be?

360 cblesz  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:58:45pm

Any new ideas from her? Didn't think so...

361 Percopius  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:58:50pm

STOP, PLEASE!

362 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:58:51pm
363 She-ra  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:58:57pm

#331 you beat me to the punch
How much time is she going to spend on global warming versus terrorism. Global warming is much more important anyway to Dems.

364 bcgirl  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:58:59pm

forgive me but, i must say f88888 off bit888h --no demoncrat in the white house

365 FightingBack  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:00pm

Hey, ladies in the audience!
She had 17 mill votes, and they still dumped her.
Is this the party you want to fight for?

366 itellu3times  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:03pm

She should speak about shipping jobs overseas, she's in the bag for Indian company Tata.

367 BGOH  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:05pm

Windfall profits! DRINK!

Green economy! DRINK!

...she is selling out so blatantly right now...

368 ted  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:05pm

Michelle looks pissed!

369 ggt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:15pm

re: #306 MandyManners

It pisses me off that she doesn't wear patriotic colors. I don't know why, but I expect candidates to red, blue, or navy.

370 astronmr20  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:17pm

Global warming,

Windfall profits..


She's REALLY pissing me off.

371 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:18pm

re: #343 thebull271

"Promote unionization"= promote the death of our economy... She keeps talkin about this Marine yet she gives no names= bull she is makin this bull up

He's probably one of those Marines who was scrounging AK-47 ammo in Iraq, to load into his M-16. (Remember them?)

372 reine.de.tout  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:19pm

My understanding is that we've had pretty near record low unemployment numbers for most of the past several years - what is it with the Dems and these jobs "shipped" overseas? The higher-paying ones are the ones that are kept here.

373 insanity police  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:22pm

CHCHCHCHANGES

374 SeafoodGumbo  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:22pm

Every time I hear the phrases "windfall profits" or "green economy" I want to take an icepick to my skull.

375 CynicalConservative  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:23pm

I despise both of these candidates, but I love the Dem infighting. (don't really like McCain either, but, gotta choose your evils....)

376 Wendya  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:25pm

re: #49 baxtrice

Orange? Orange Hillary?

Orange revolution?

377 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:28pm

Had to turn it off. Can't take the screeching.

378 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:29pm

re: #339 Occasional Reader

Giant hook coming out any second now.

Enough about Bil's penis, please.

379 kham  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:33pm

Since when does the Federal Government 'give' windfall profits to the Oil Companies?

380 jcm  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:39pm

Change from the ground up?

That's not want BHO wants, it top down!

381 formercorpsman  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:40pm

Yeah, the Congress is doing a bang up job.

382 sngnsgt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:40pm

re: #353 blastforth

The last time Invisability knocked on my door, he wanted money.

383 6pat6  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:42pm

I'm waiting for the polyester pantsuit to melt and hear her scream "I'm melting, melting, arrrrgh!"

384 anotherindyfilmguy  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:46pm

Not "we the favored few?"

385 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:56pm

re: #300 Occasional Reader

Nah. Obama is worse.

Oooh, "gay rights"... whatzat mean, Hill?

Insurance companies required by law to extend dependent coverage to non-family members.

386 SummerSong  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 7:59:57pm

Smile, Billy smile.

387 Palandine  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:00:01pm

re: #338 Catttt

Oh, she's good.

Why the hell didn't they nominate her? They could have, but they steered the super-delegates to Barry.

Oh yeah. It's all lefty bullshit, but she really can give a dem speech.

Again, you can see the thought bubbles above the audience: "Dear Lord, we've made a terrible, terrible mistake. What have we done?"

Dark, malevolent laughter.

388 ModerateWolverine  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:00:03pm

Dugh, I can't hear any more about these "windfall" profits.

389 Beach Lover  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:00:14pm

the smirk!
gag me with a spoon!

390 big L  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:00:18pm

Sounds like she is saying Bara Kobama...

391 6pat6  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:00:23pm

re: #376 Wendya

A Clockwork Orange.

392 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:00:24pm

re: #368 ted

Michelle looks pissed!

Yeah- she's not real happy, is she?

393 rw in san diego  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:00:37pm

All right, I've heard enough!

394 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:00:42pm

More of the same....class warfare...you don't have to work hard to earn your part of the American dream...just sit back and let us give it to you, unearned. Because you can't do it yourself.

And here is the Socialized health care shit.


SOmeone pass the vodka

395 HelloDare  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:00:43pm

We should tax windfall stupidity.

396 ronaldusmagnus  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:00:47pm

Sorry I'm late.

Who's the broad on the podium?

397 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:00:50pm

re: #378 MandyManners

Enough about Bil's penis, please.

GAAAAAHHH MANDY!

398 formercorpsman  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:00:52pm

Doh!

399 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:00:52pm

re: #369 ggt

It pisses me off that she doesn't wear patriotic colors. I don't know why, but I expect candidates to red, blue, or navy.

I can see your point but, she wanted to look her best tonight, and that peach does the trick.

400 galvani  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:02pm

Did the secret service check her for a snuke?

401 ModerateWolverine  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:03pm

re: #392 Sharmuta

Yeah- she's not real happy, is she?

It's the underbite.

402 CynicalConservative  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:05pm

re: #388 ModerateWolverine

Dugh, I can't hear any more about these "windfall" profits.

Oil makes 10%, my company/industry makes 50% +, are we the next target....

403 6pat6  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:07pm

End the war responsibly?

WTF? How about "End the war with VICTORY!", bitch!

404 BillDupray  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:07pm

She is just blowing through this thing. Taking her medicine and getting the hell off the stage.

405 baxtrice  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:08pm

Damn Hillz, I was so hoping you'd go offscript.

406 jorline  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:09pm

OK guys...start printing that money.

407 jcm  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:09pm

A Democrat (old school) doesn't bother me any more.

It's the F'in Marxist these yahoos are putting up. That scares me.

408 neocon hippie  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:15pm

"End the war in Iraq responsibly."

What about victory, Hill?

409 Biff  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:17pm

Next: Hill and Michelle in a wet t-shirt contest.

410 desertbrat  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:21pm

I don't think Michelle believes a word Hillary's sayin'...

411 BGOH  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:25pm

Hillary's internal monologue: pander to Michelle, pander to Michelle...

412 David IV of Georgia  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:26pm

We need a president who understands... (lots of stuff that won't work and will cost the working people their shirts) ....we'll do it again... barf.

Imagine what Америка CCP will be....

413 ModerateWolverine  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:30pm

re: #400 galvani

Did the secret service check her for a snuke?

what, in her sniz?

414 She-ra  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:32pm

Where's the scotch?! Michelle at his side....

415 anotherindyfilmguy  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:38pm

GOT IT!
Orange = prison jumpsuit = prisoner of gender inequality...

416 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:39pm

Michelle will be a great America hater First Lady.

417 badtemper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:41pm

re: #392 Sharmuta

She's an unhappy person. She comes off to me as a first-class bitch.

418 Wendya  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:44pm

Gee Hillary, your husband's tax policies pushed thousands of jobs overseas.

419 bcgirl  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:44pm

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh geeezzz shellly will be a great first lady, i will now puke my peanut butter toast and michelob

420 Intrepid  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:47pm

She hates, absolutely detests, having to say such good things about BO.

But there is some sort of disconnect between her and the audience - it seems they aren't too happy to hear her saying these things either.

She's actually acting more like a leader than BO has all along.

Buyer's remorse, for sure.

421 HelloDare  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:49pm

re: #396 ronaldusmagnus

Sorry I'm late.

Who's the broad on the podium?

She won the Orange Festival in Florida last month. Forget her name.

422 SeafoodGumbo  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:49pm

re: #362 taxfreekiller

Good Bye good riddance, take your whore ass husband and get the hell out of our lives.


Screw you you no good commie enabler you do not care one bit about the U.S. Marines, no good liar , witch with hips and no tits, go rag on Bill.

You've probably seen the list of times Hillary has told people -- Secret Service, especially -- to f off. She's got a gutter mouth to go along with her diseased brain and rotten morals.

423 jcm  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:49pm

re: #400 galvani

Did the secret service check her for a snuke?

You go right ahead, I'll secure the door.

424 blastforth  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:50pm

Repair the alliances destroyed by anti-american proaganda -- from right here at home.

425 formercorpsman  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:55pm

re: #395 HelloDare

You would bankrupt the FDIC in less than a week.

426 Irish Rose  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:55pm

Lauding Michelles first lady potential.
The look on Michelles' face is priceless... a forced smile for the cameras, gone the instant the cameras went off her.

427 rw in san diego  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:55pm

re: #410 desertbrat

I don't think Michelle believes a word Hillary's sayin'...

Then, Michelle and I agree!

428 Miriam  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:57pm

Aww, how nice of her to mention Michelle...

429 Sharmuta  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:01:58pm

Was that booing for Biden?

430 sngnsgt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:02:03pm

re: #394 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

More of the same....class warfare...you don't have to work hard to earn your part of the American dream...just sit back and let us give it to you, unearned. Because you can't do it yourself.

And here is the Socialized health care shit.


SOmeone pass the vodka

I drank it already, I'm going to grab the Comet from under the sink if she doesn't shut up.

431 Cognito  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:02:05pm

Ah, the knife in the back, for her "friend" McCain.

432 Silhouette  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:02:05pm

She's wearing orange to support Syracuse football.

/

433 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:02:11pm

"a great first lady for America"

Hillary, great first ladies don't pimp out their young daughters for choreographed campaign moment.

434 BGOH  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:02:19pm

re: #400 galvani

Did the secret service check her for a snuke?

HAHAHA!

Very well played!

435 Halman  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:02:21pm

When I see this..it gives me a personal reinforcement of whom i am..and i am not of this bulls#*t.

436 thebull271  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:02:37pm

re: #371 Occasional Reader

Ohh yeaaa forgot about him.........

437 Killian Bundy  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:02:37pm

Throws last night's bone back at Michellle.

/for her children, no doubt

438 skree  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:02:38pm

Liberals love to yell in unison don't they?

439 jamgarr  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:02:39pm

This is not so geat

440 MNLifer  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:02:41pm

Biggest cheer of the night was reference to Bill's presidency... ooops

441 Intrepid  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:02:44pm

re: #306 MandyManners

The suit looks good on her.

It's one of her colors, I believe. She must be a natural autumn.

442 SummerSong  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:02:46pm

Come on, drop the fem voice and really drive it home with the Chicago tough guy voice.

443 catttt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:02:46pm

re: #387 Palandine

Oh yeah. It's all lefty bullshit, but she really can give a dem speech.

Again, you can see the thought bubbles above the audience: "Dear Lord, we've made a terrible, terrible mistake. What have we done?"

Dark, malevolent laughter.

Indeed. I see a lot of long faces out there, and I'm not talking about John Kerry.

444 astronmr20  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:02:48pm

They keep saying "end the war in iraq responsibly."

Isin't that what we were already doing? ?

This pisses me off to no end. Obama's mantra was "immediate withdrawal" and this is what got his nutroots base out to the polls.

445 jamgarr  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:02:51pm

great

446 JustMyView  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:02:53pm

re: #306 MandyManners

The suit looks good on her.

I agree. I think she looks great.

447 Piglet-U93  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:02:53pm

Looks like a Gitmo suit

448 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:03:04pm

re: #417 badtemper

She's an unhappy person. She comes off to me as a first-class bitch.

I didn't name her WAB for nothing.

449 Cognito  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:03:05pm

With "friends" like her....

450 solomonpanting  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:03:05pm
"No way, no how, no McCain."

One needs novacain to vote for Obama.

451 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:03:06pm

Oh yeah, she sounded really sincere saying what a great First Lady Michelle X will be.
/

452 HelloDare  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:03:08pm

She has the most annoying voice. Gah.

453 Proud to be American  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:03:08pm

re: #374 SeafoodGumbo

Every time I hear the phrases "windfall profits" or "green economy" I want to take an icepick to my skull.

I'll listen to those words a million times if someone can just promise me I never have to hear the words President Obama again. Just shoot me if it comes to it, please.

454 formercorpsman  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:03:08pm

Oh good lord.

Rolaids.

455 jaunte  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:03:18pm

She's opposed to the 'privileged few.' Well that's a relief. Now we an all get rich in cattle futures.

456 Ojoe  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:03:21pm

Much better to go backpacking

457 jorline  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:03:23pm

Little Miss Sunshine

458 ArmyWife  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:03:29pm

Someone protect the chick next to Bill!

459 badtemper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:03:30pm

"4 more years of the last 8 years?"

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Can you do that, mathematically?

460 disunreconnected  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:03:42pm

She's sounding like a second grader, now.

461 6pat6  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:03:50pm

Michelle is showing her true stripes tonight. What a mad, pissed off bitch!

And Hillary is showing how pissed off SHE is!

462 Merlot  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:03:51pm

A crisis is Hillary's debt.

463 rw in san diego  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:03:52pm

What an original speech! Just loaded with new ideas.

/

464 lawhawk  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:04:06pm

re: #394 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

More of the same....class warfare...you don't have to work hard to earn your part of the American dream...just sit back and let us give it to you, unearned. Because you can't do it yourself.

And here is the Socialized health care shit.


SOmeone pass the vodka



Did someone say pass the vodka?

465 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:04:10pm

re: #379 kham

Since when does the Federal Government 'give' windfall profits to the Oil Companies?

The government LET'S us keep our money.

466 She-ra  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:04:13pm

I heard a report that the women working for McCain are being paid more than the women working for Obama.

467 thebull271  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:04:16pm

HAHA she just made Bush and McCain joke twins in the twin cities.. fail

468 jcm  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:04:21pm

Changing to be faithful to our values?
WTF
What good are values if they are always changing?

469 BGOH  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:04:28pm

My God does she suck. She is the most condescending public speaker that I have ever seen, but millions of people are enamored with her simply because she has an inny.

That is a big group of really, really dumb people!

470 Mosse  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:04:30pm

Cheez. Standard political garbagio. Can't some of those people start a "*ullshit" chant? Think how thrilling it would be. There are LOTS of unhappy Hillary supporters in that crowd. Fox said they are planning "antics" tomorrow, outside the Pepsi center.

Well. This is boring.

471 catttt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:04:31pm

re: #452 HelloDare

She has the most annoying voice. Gah.

Not by a long shot - there were half a dozen peeps before her who were really REALLY annoying, times two.

472 CynicalConservative  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:04:32pm

re: #459 badtemper

"4 more years of the last 8 years?"

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Can you do that, mathematically?

Black hole generator!

473 Reno911  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:04:34pm

A Clockwork Orange

474 Ojoe  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:04:58pm

re: #403 6pat6

"end ... responsibly'

sonofagoddammnfunbtichnhell

475 Phocid  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:04pm

News Flash! Women have the right to vote!

476 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:07pm
477 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:10pm

re: #444 astronmr20

They keep saying "end the war in iraq responsibly."

Isin't that what we were already doing? ?

This pisses me off to no end. Obama's mantra was "immediate withdrawal" and this is what got his nutroots base out to the polls.

As I've said before, Obama is like an isolationist who insisted "we should be at war in Europe" in 1939, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45.... and then, as President Truman is drawing down troops levels in '46, declares "see! I was right all along!".

478 Halman  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:13pm

re: #473 Reno911

A Clockwork Orange

Nice

479 livefreeor die  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:14pm

re: #468 jcm

Changing to be faithful to our values?
WTF
What good are values if they are always changing?

She's the last person (or next to last considering her husband) who should be lecturing about values.

480 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:14pm

re: #438 skree

Liberals love to yell in unison don't they?

No kidding.

481 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:16pm

How does she know how Chelsea voted?

482 solomonpanting  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:23pm

And it was McCain who blocked the first attemps to give women the vote.

483 nyc redneck  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:28pm

she should have worn a dress.
has she ever worn a dress?

484 ggt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:28pm

why the h@ll is Chelsea on the agenda?

485 sngnsgt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:29pm

re: #460 disunreconnected

She's sounding like a second grader, now.

She thinks she sounds like she knows what she's talking about when she talks r e a l s l o w...

486 catttt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:35pm

Sounds like a stump speech again.

487 Killian Bundy  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:40pm

And they're going to let Bill loose tomorrow?

/who's convention is this?

488 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:45pm

Republicans: dogs with torches.

489 HelloDare  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:45pm

Is she going to claim that Moses was a democrat.

490 gymnast  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:50pm

Obama is sitting somewhere and thinking "someone get that bitch out'a my kitchen".

491 Cognito  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:52pm

Did she just make a slave reference?

Really?

492 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:53pm

Ok, I'm gonna hurl....what she thinks we're Russia?

493 tronix  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:53pm

ORANGE you glad she wont be our prez?

494 Beach Lover  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:55pm

keep going off the stage

495 She-ra  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:56pm

She's channeling Tubman! What a disgrace!

496 kuffar  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:58pm

I gotta ask myself where the Republican party went wrong to give the Democrats such a platform.

497 Irish Rose  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:58pm

re: #461 6pat6

Michelle is showing her true stripes tonight. What a mad, pissed off bitch!

/understatement

498 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:05:59pm

re: #199 Occasional Reader

She deliberately wore orange so we'd have trouble rhyming things to make parodic poetry about her pantsuit. Curses!

Pithy.

499 Percopius  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:06:00pm

Come frickin' on.

500 6pat6  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:06:01pm

Since when has pay for men and women in the same job been unequal? 50 years, maybe? Someone please name me a specific career field in which this is true? They sure as hell make a big deal of it! Where is it happening?

501 ModerateWolverine  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:06:02pm

A gained a lot of respect for her as the campaign was winding down. But man, this is getting pathetic. The talking points of the left just can't win.

502 Killgore Trout  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:06:04pm

re: #473 Reno911

Viddy well, little droog.

503 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:06:06pm

Her Harriet Tubman speil wasn't bad, gotta admit.

504 rw in san diego  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:06:06pm

Just keep going....HIllary...just keep going

505 FightingBack  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:06:12pm

How does she know whom Chelsea voted for? Isn't it a secret ballot? She looks like an Obama type to me.

506 disunreconnected  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:06:13pm

"Keep going, but make sure to wipe your barack sides."

507 astronmr20  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:06:14pm

Harriet Tubman?

WTF? ? ? ?

508 anotherindyfilmguy  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:06:15pm

Ummmm... when was America enslaved again?

509 Intrepid  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:06:15pm

Egads, she's speaking like she's the nominee.

Michelle must be chewing through both lips and cheeks by now.

510 Canadian Guy  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:06:21pm

I feel her fake black accent coming on

511 Halman  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:06:24pm

When is she going to come up for air....

512 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:06:24pm

All cliche all the time.

Wake us up when you really have any ideas at all, dems. Your five million quality alternative energy jobs doesn't cut the litmus test of truth, and that's just the start of the endless list of promises you won't deliver.

514 lawhawk  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:06:31pm

The longer she goes, the more likely she is to piss off the media that is preempting local tv news coverage as we roll past 11pm EDT. That's not going to go over well...

515 Occasional Reader  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:06:49pm

re: #477 Occasional Reader

Obama is like an isolationist who insisted "we should be at war in Europe"

Make that "shouldn't"... gah.

516 blastforth  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:06:53pm

Hah! not big on quittiing

517 sngnsgt  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:06:54pm

How dare she speak about the military she loathes?

518 jcm  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:06:59pm

Not big on quiting... elect Obama!
To quit in Iraq.


Don't people see the crapola?

519 MandyManners  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:06:59pm

Almost 500 in 27 minutes.

520 TnTx13  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:07:00pm

re: #459 badtemper

"4 more years of the last 8 years?"

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Can you do that, mathematically?

The One has suspended the laws of physics and of mathematics.

521 Killgore Trout  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:07:04pm

The crowd is going nuts for her.

522 Silhouette  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:07:05pm

Oh, the commie
Dressed in orange
Accusing the re: #477 Occasional ReaderI'll make this tide go out if it take me 12 hours!

523 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:07:05pm
524 garycooper  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:07:09pm

"keep going, keep going!"

...in Iraq? Iran? What?

525 Wendya  Tue, Aug 26, 2008 8:07:10pm

re: #511 Halman

When is she going to come up for air....

Hopefully never.