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Quick, somebody check under the podium.

here we go again.

He just said Stop.

Doesn't he know that No doesn't mean No

Argghhh!

Thanks for the thread Charles

He'll go over his time limit. He can't help himself.

They sure do like Bill.

holy crap they won't stop with the applause.

Give me a break...where's Monica?

That forced half-a-smile was the happiest I've seen Michelle O. in the last two days.

Here we go.

Billy is going to gag and choke on the bile he has to spew for the obambi. Poetic Justice.

He's getting a little annoyed now.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am honored to be here tonight!"

And he now is getting a bit miffed at the abundance of applause, but still says "I love this".

Uh...funny...bill's old theme song...refrain?

Yesterday's gone;
Yesterday's gone!

Liar

LIAR

I am here first to support Barack Hussein Obama

They messiahnites are killing Clintons speaking time with a faux adoration.

re: #17 Shug

jinx

Michelle's looks like she's going to bust a cap in Bill's ass if he does anything wrong. LOL

He was always good at lying.

He's not wearing pants.

Liar, Liar pants hanging around his ankles.

Bill Loves Joe. What a crock.

Its been like 5 mins and he hasn't said anything

A nuclear bomb couldn't warm up the crowd for Joe Biden

The Clenis !

Did he raise his eyebrows when he said he supports barak?

re: #24 solomonpanting

thanks. now i have to poke out my minds eye.

Billdo!

Oh boy, here comes Bill to twist the knife that Hillary plunged into Obama's back last night.

/and if that's not going to be enough comedy gold, tomorrow it's Lord Obama at Stonehenge!

"I love Joe Biden". Why not - he's loved so many over the years.

Did anyone notice Bill's wearing Puma shoes?

re: #30 SharmutaNope, had his fingers crossed!

"Politicians are the lowest form of life on the earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician."

- General George S. Patton Jr.

The Children!

/Drink!

re: #36 pingjockey

Raising his eyebrows is a sign he's lying.

Very loud crowd, they won't let him get started.

re: #26 wee fury

Bill Loves Joe. What a crock.

Liar Liar

I wonder if he's going to say anything dramatic or new. Or bold. Or memorable.

Probably not.

What will probably be most memorable are the things he doesn't say - specifically about Obama and his ability to lead.

Who's convention is this again?

/just checking

re: #39 Sharmuta

If Billy Jeffs lips are moving he's lying.

Michelle's finally smiling...

re: #39 Sharmuta

Raising his eyebrows is a sign he's lying.

I thought in his case breathing is a sign he is lying?

LMAO- obama- rule number 1- never trust a clinton.

Slick is Back!

Jaw muscles. stress. lies. stress

Is Monica under the podium yet?

re: #1 Canadian Guy

Y? Because you LOVE to!

I'm here to get you to support Hillary in 2012

I knew he would do this

Very smirky smile on Michelle Obama.

Damn, didn't see the new thread. Anyway, I posted this in response to Obama's Greek God scene.

No Coke - PEPSI!

How long?

65 minutes of Bubba bloviating!

"18 million"...how subliminal can you get

They're really keen on reminding everyone about the 18 million votes Hill got.

re: #51 jcm

Is Monica under the podium yet?

Undoubtedly. Slick's smiling.

re: #40 Dark_Falcon

Very loud crowd, they won't let him get started.

Except he just ordered them to sit down and shut up.

re: #9 bellamags

holy crap they won't stop with the applause.

"Filler"

hahahhahahahaha!

Billz presuming to speak for 18 million voters. Dorkwad.

And he invokes the name of Dhimmi Carter. Double Dorkwad.

re: #55 snowcrash

Very smirky smile on Michelle Obama.

Is there any other kind?

re: #39 Sharmuta

Raising his eyebrows is a sign he's lying.

No, it's when his penis is bent to the left, which means he's lying all the time.

You're here to drive the 2nd to last nail in.

They do adore The Clenis, don't they!

Hah! He's supposed to be speaking about national security, but he's doing his own thing and going for the economy.

re: #11 SeafoodGumbo

I loved her strained face during Hillary's speech. It couldn't be called a smile by an stretch. It was a grimace.

Why cooperate with euro-weenies and islamonuts?

I get the feeling i'm watching a human vibrator...and the batteries are dying.....doesn't quite get er done like he used to.......

"Refusal to lead on global warming"

re: #64 buzzsawmonkey

Oh, hell--here comes the malaise.

I'll have mine with mustard.

re: #69 Intrepid

Hah! He's supposed to be speaking about national security, but he's doing his own thing and going for the economy.

Obama gave him free reign after that was reported.

re: #10 jorline

Give me a break...where's Monica?

Bill left a bad taste in her mouth.

I hate to admit it but Clinton is a very good speaker. The good news is that he'll overshadow Biden.

I may need to vomit.

God, they love the rapist in chief.

re: #69 Intrepid

No way in hell BJ was going to say what obambis minions wanted.

Yes, lets appease the world!

Uh- Bill? You had 8 years to work on this and did nothing.

re: #33 Killian Bundy

Perfect. Been thinking of that since I heard they were building a Parthenon and an Obama ex Machina.

they bought him off.
wonder what they promised that philanderer.

A severely burdened military? Who cut military spending?

Well, he did mention Obama by name once.

/so there's that

His agenda

Bush is bad.
I was great
You miss me
18 million votes
Hillary in 2012
Vote for the Black Boy
I am great

My God...Clinton is better than Syrup of Ipecac.

re: #78 Dark_Falcon

I hate to admit it but Clinton is a very good speaker. The good news is that he'll overshadow Biden.

/Not too hard to do...

"My 8 years as president."

re: #77 JeremyR

Bill left a bad taste in her mouth.

LOL. Loved that.

Yeah right. Who's he kidding?

In trouble, under seige, hurting, declining, poverty rising, foreclosure, debt, welfare disappearing, indebtedness, burdened, global warming, no diplomacy----LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER!

re: #79 Charles
Get away from the computer!

Ya know... I was looking forward to hearing Billy speak. His lies are aleady killing me... I don't know how ... much ... longer .. I ... can ... hang ... on ...

re: #79 Charles

I may need to vomit.

Spew toward's the leftards...

re: #33 Killian Bundy

You know, there are quite a few people who think that Hillary did Obama just fine - and said what she had to say to soothe ruffled feathers.

But the thing that has me scratching my head is why the convention didn't want to hold the roll call in prime time so that the nation could see that Obama won it - this is what the campaign had been working towards and yet they go on acclimation after Hillary released her delegates. I guess Obama's people couldn't take the chance that it would be a trap.

"b.o. is the man for this job"
spit

Sorry Bill, you coasted along on Reaganomics.

re: #73 neocon hippie

"Refusal to lead on global warming"

Ya mean like he did, when he was such a chiken shit, he was afraid to even present the Kyoto thing to Congress?

global warming? doesn't this idiot know that the earth is now cooling so you call it 'climate change'....if the facts change..change the moniker..ramp up the fascism

Why would anybody, even a democrat, believe anything this man has to say?

Is there a supply of barf bags handy on this site?

re: #79 Charles

may?

Everything he learned in his eight years as President ...?

/nothing, I'll bet

re: #80 jcm

God, they love the rapist in chief.

I just did.

Hillary wants to kill him.

Foreign policy!

Is there a Democratic convention or something?

I feel a disturbance in the Force.

No -- sorry -- that was just Bill adjusting his Bimbo Radar settings.

Clear grasp of Foreign Policy

LOL !

re: #79 Charles

I may need to vomit.

Pass the pail

Did The One write this speech?

Everything they complain about, and say that is wrong, is their fault, and they successfully blame it on us.

"He's shown a clear knowledge of foreign policy"

re: #59 Sharmuta

That's yet another demand that Hillary get her debt paid off, or else those 18 million are going to be sitting on their hands when Obama needs them to vote or contribute (or both).

Diplomacy, like sending cruse missiles into Iraq on the eve of his impeachment hearings.

Remember Wag-the-Dog?

LONG HARD primary

"He has shown a clear grasp of foreign policy and a firm commitment to rebuild our military."

Has Bill lost his mind?

"During my 8-year reign as Ruler of America..."

He is not doing so well in the polls!

Long hard primary. Do you suppose he was referring to his Johnson?

Front one -- we have a completely empty suit as the candidate of a major political party.

Bill Clinton the ultra-alpha sociopath - which is why HIllary loves him.

Obama is going to rebuild our badly strained military - oh, that's rich.

Bill is dripping with sarcasm.

OMG! Bill YOU gutted our military, you fucking asshole!

bill you lying moron.
this is a parody.

His diplomacy worked so well in North Korea..

A clear grasp of forign policy issues

/who you talkin' 'bout Willis?

"Our badly strained military?"

How many bases did Billy close?

Oh, that's it - Hillary strengthened Obama.

OMG, did he just say that about the Biden pick?

Do you swear you are telling the truth , Bill?

I think he is actually mocking them................

"The American Dream is under seige at home". Yeah, by your party, Bill! Now he's bringing up foreign oil. I'd call him shameless, but we already knew he was.

Biden is out of the park alright.

You need at least 5000 primary votes to be admitted to the park.

yeah! plagiarism for the common folk! now that's a VP home run!

Overburdened military? How many divisions were disbanded under Clinton?

re: #109 bellamags

Nah -- just bobbitize him.

The Democratic National Convention: Where else can you go to see soooo many old hippies waving American flags?

They're ashamed of the US unless there's a Dem in the White House.

Somebody's pants are on fire.

He evokes the use of 'dipomancy'...I don't recall that working to well under his administration (Bosnia, Kosovo, Iraq, North Korea...)

National Security we need, huh? Just like you provided that same security, Billy Boy?

Did I just hear Clenis call our military "badly trained"?

re: #79 Charles

I may need to vomit.

Stay tuned. . . . To a diffrent channel.

pre planned stand.

Bill's already has broken his alloted time.

re: #104 flynmudd

Is there a supply of barf bags handy on this site?

Supply your own, and stay th' heck away from your modem. Sometimes an overflow comes down th' line.

Strained military families, diverse nation, interdependent world, Joe Biden's Wisdom=national security leadership HA HA HA HA!

Michelle looks like she ate a lemon

Constitution?

Liar

An increasingly diverse country in an ever-increasing interdependent world. Disolve the borders now.

NO HE ISN'T!

Let me know when it is over. Couldn't take any more of the crap.

Did he say "Honor the oaf?"

No way. No how. Nobama.

(works a whole helluva lot better than the Clenis's version!)

re: #147 Canadian Guy

Bill's already has broken his alloted time.

I knew he would.

Next Bill will say that our intelligence gathering capabilities suffered under W, especially the capabilities of liaising with FBI.

re: #131 Charles

"Our badly strained military?"

How many bases did Billy close?

He doesn't care. He can lie all day and it doesn't bother him. Sleezoid.

b.o. ready to defend the constitution of the us?
he hates america.

Democrats regurgitating their own and returning to their vomit.

Ha, ha, ha. Bill is just being ironic. What a kidder.

Defend the constitution? Who perjured himself as president?

re: #116 neocon hippie

"He's shown a clear knowledge of foreign policy"

"Uh... lemme see... "Foreign Policy" exists, right?"

Very GOOD, Obama. Have a cracker...

UNFIT FOR OFFICE!

"..is ready.."...do we need to define "is" again Billy boy?

Oh great

LOL- he raised his eyebrows!

preserve and defend the consitution as billy and hilly and all the other fascists INTERPRET it!

LIAR

re: #77 JeremyR

Bill left a bad taste in her mouth.

LOL...didn't have anything to wear tonight, her blue dress is in the Smithsonian.

how much was bill paid for this shit?

re: #131 Charles

"Our badly strained military?"

How many bases did Billy close?

Our military is strained. They are suffering from not getting equipment appropriations through congress in a timely manner Thanks in part to _____.

I

re: #131 Charles

"Our badly strained military?"

How many bases did Billy close?

Roughly half.

Obama cures death!

re: #151 buzzsawmonkey
haha , sheesh a wholeSale out

Obama's going to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution? You mean like selling nuclear weapons technology to the Communist Chinese?

And "this job" is to get his ass stomped so that my wife can be president in 2012.

re: #47 Nevergiveup

I thought in his case breathing is a sign he is lying?

Probably. Vampires don't really need to breathe.

Seriously- raised eyebrows is a tell on Clinton that he's lying.

Obama is ready to be President

/gee Bill, that's not what you said just yesterday

Here come the rising oceans...

George Bush has done a billion times more than bill every did about AIDS.

Michelle - obligatory clapping.

Socks the cat has more credibility than this fool.

re: #165 Dahveed

Defend the constitution? Who perjured himself as president?

Told Monica he'd help her lie. Tell her what to say.

Diplomacy First

Surrender Second

Me me me me me me me me me me me

re: #153 Shug

Liar

Every word he speaks is a lie, including "and" and "the".

re: #181 Sol Roth
and stopping commenting on Him? (reporters)

our enemies cheer!

He only gets 10 minutes speaking time right?

Obama has shown a commitment to rebuild our military? Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot?

I . . me . . . I . . . my . . .me . . . I . . . I. . . I

re: #124 flynmudd

Long hard primary. Do you suppose he was referring to his Johnson?

He couldn't be. Remember, according to Gennifer, he was small.

Speaking of biological weapons...........

had Bill not been using his weapon indiscriminately, he may have had time to actually achieve something...

W did more for Africa than all the previous 40 something ex prez's combined!.....ever read that in our filthy media?

Maybe the guys from the Onion wrote this speech and it is all satire but it's too nuanced for us to get it.

"A President Obama will choose diplomacy first and military action as a last resort"

Isn't that what GOT us into this freakin' mess to begin with?!

How does slick Willy know more about Oblahblahs agenda than Oblahblah does?

Oh, Obama is going to rebuild the Military as he loves the military? Is this the same military that has wounded soldiers he chose to ignore?

If the military is going to be a last resort- why build it up?

The contrast between Bill and Barry is staggering in terms of presentation. Obama will now look like a total wimp - more so than usual.

Food

re: #193 ploome hineni

what is happening to LGF, seems wobbly

Been wobbly for me for a couple of days now. Don't know what's going on.

re: #173 jorline

LOL...didn't have anything to wear tonight, her blue dress is in the Smithsonian.

She could wear the podium outfit, it looks as good on her as the desk one did.

Obama... A proven record on national security

/

re: #203 tronix

They know it there.

Ten minutes. See ya.

Human rights abuses of the worst kind? What?!

Thanks for not responding to Khobar, the African Emabassy the Cole.

Diplomacy!

obscure opportunities?

/squander?

re: #1 Canadian Guy

Vote for "Candidate Y"

Why?

Cradle to grave.

re: #131 Charles

BRAC.

From 1989 to 1997, the Department of Defense reduced total active duty military end strength by 32 percent, and that figure will grow to 36 percent by 2003 as a result of the 1997 Quadrennial Defense Review [QDR]. After four base closing rounds, only 21 percent of the military installations in the continental United States have been reduced. By 1997 the Department of Defense had already reduced its overseas base structure by almost 60 percent. Before the first base closure round, there were approximately 500 domestic military bases. When all of the bases from the first four BRAC rounds are closed, there will be about 400 bases. Ninety-seven major bases have been closed in the United States. The overseas basing structure has been further reduced, ceasing operations at over 960 facilities. The Army in Europe alone has closed the equivalent of 12 United States major maneuver bases.

The 1997 QDR concluded that additional infrastructure savings were required to begin to reduce the share of the defense budget devoted to infrastructure. Retaining excess base infrastructure is unnecessary with a smaller military force, and wastes scarce defense resources that are essential to future military modernization. Base closings are an integral part of this plan. The QDR found that the Department has enough excess base structure to warrant two additional rounds of BRAC, similar in scale to 1993 and 1995. The Department estimated that two additional base closure rounds would result in savings of approximately $2.7 billion annually.

The BRAC 1995 commission recommended that the Congress authorize another Base Closure Commission for the year 2001, giving military services time to complete the current closures in an orderly fashion. Implementing the BRAC actions in the first four rounds would result in $23 billion in one-time implementation costs, offset by savings of $36.5 billion, for a total net savings of $13.5 billion between 1990 and 2001 when the implementation of the first four rounds was supposed to be concluded. DOD has not included the total cost of environmental cleanup beyond 2001 in the net savings figures. Approximately half the savings which DOD assumes will come from BRAC during the implementation are due to assumed savings in operation and maintenance costs. Much of those assumed savings are due to reductions in civilian personnel.

Did he have to use the "long hard primary" phrase?

Raised eyebrows again.

re: #129 Yankee Division Son

His diplomacy worked so well in North Korea..

/hey, it brought basketball to the country

Despite US hegemony during his admin, owning to the collapse of the Soviet Union; it will be remembered chiefly for corruption and sexual scandal.

The world will be healed!

Unleash the lightworker!

Okay. Just tuned in. I heard Obama will fight AIDS overseas.... gee, I seem to recall a President who's credited with more or less saving Africa in that area. Which one was it? Oh yeah, the current one.

And Obama will "stand up to", um, like, meanies of some unspecified sort. Really.

military force as a last resort

Crap city

he will stand up to them

Bullshit

re: #179 NoSubmission

Obama cures causes death!

Fixed!

Hey asshole...presidents only create government jobs!

Billz: "Barack Obama is ready to be President of the United States."

Billz - next week: "Uhhh... define "ready"..."

re: #203 tronix

W did more for Africa than all the previous 40 something ex prez's combined!.....ever read that in our filthy media?

The media is the enemy. Never forget it.

This was written FOR bill not By bill.

This is boring and he is delivering it somewhat flatly.

So now it's our responsibility to ensure everyone on this planet has a job and healthcare?

Bullshit.

This is a speech which is far, far worse than Hillary's...what a slimy suck up...it's disgusting on so many levels...

re: #227 carbon footprint

And raised from the dead.

Michelle looks like she needs to take a massive dump.

re: #179 NoSubmission

Obama cures death!

No, he just makes sane people yearn for it.

I'm going to vom. This guy makes me sick.

blow jobs for everyone!...now THAT's leading my example!

"We do not yet know why that flight [flight 800] went down, but we do know it wasn't terrorism."

- President Bill Clinton

Impressed by the power of our example than the example of our power?

Not according to Osama and Al Queda.

re: #220 The Other Les

Why?

More on candidate Y

re: #235 Typicalwhitey

This was written FOR bill not By bill.

This is boring and he is delivering it somewhat flatly.

I was just thinking that. He did NOT write this.

Impressed by the power of our example

especially the Japs and Nazis

Rabble!

bill, you snake oil salesman.
you jerk.

What's the power of Bill's example?

Evil republicans!

booo republicans, what Unity@!

Obama better hire his speechwriter

re: #201 arizona9

He couldn't be. Remember, according to Gennifer, he was small.

Then maybe it should be "Ballack for President"

Everytime I hear someone decry our "dependence upon foreign oil" and then refuse to allow domestic drilling, I want to scream AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Did he say that now Obam has Biden he has foreign experience? WTF isn't he suppose to have some of that himself? Truly empty suit - thug with a plug.

Michelle's clapping motion is as contrived as Algore's.

re: #230 pre-Boomer Marine brat

he will stand up to them

He raised his eyebrows for that.

Huh? too nuanced for me.

re: #214 freedomplow

Obama... A proven record on national security

/

Did he really say that?

Has he attacked McCain by name yet?

/I don't think he has, hmmm . . .

What is up with Michelle? Is her face permanently on "pissed off"?

BULLSHIT!

. . . more impressed with the power of our example, than the example of our power.

I think the rest of the world is impressed with both things.

re: #247 bellamags

I was just thinking that. He did NOT write this.

Or he is not happy. Did he write his own speeches when he was prez?

He's exceeded his allotted time limit -- quick somebody get the hook -- drag the bum off the stage already.

Bwahahahaha he's complaining about economic policies? Does he remember NAFTA?

How does someone who is a radical protectionist expand our markets?

How does someone who wants to severely cut our military spending make our military stronger?

So many questions, no answers at all.

Yay! We mean, uh, boo! Something!

We got tax cuts, Bill.

Uh, Bill... the higher productivity was from technology, not "working harder", jackass...

There is no good news for the Dems.

and Dem congress fixed it ! blah

re: #258 TnTx13

Michelle's clapping motion is as contrived as Algore's.

She loathes Bill, you can tell, daggers in those eyes.

The children!

my wifie is watching a chick flick on cable for once i am happy she is doing that.

autistic children for Obama

No matter what lies this penis-nosed jerk tells...the media will cover

Me me me me me

re: #256 solomonpanting

Everytime I hear someone decry our "dependence upon foreign oil" and then refuse to allow domestic drilling, I want to scream AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't. You'll scream yourself to death. Just make sure that we drill.

re: #274 NoSubmission

we'ze just evil, republicans to blame for any ills

PON RAUL!

Um productivity means the value of what workers produced increased more, dumbass. This guy was President?

are these the same 2 kids as Hillary talked about last night?

katrina!

Katrina !

re: #263 vbspurs

What is up with Michelle? Is her face permanently on "pissed off"?

Only if she is around white people.

Anyone wondering why Bill is going out of the way to prop up the Big O, when Hillary barely endorsed him last night? Family values & the war on values....oh please

What about you appeasing the terrorists and allowing 9/11?