Boy the Kidz are angry and deranged today... just another day is Kosville.

Bitterly clinging to their lies and distortions. Typical lefties.

I hear she lures children to her gingerbread cottage, fattens them up, and then gobbles 'em down.

You didn't think "mooseburger" was made of moose, did you?

neopentecostal dominionists

AAAHHHGGGRRRHHH

*runs screaming into the night*

Sometimes you can measure the effectiveness of a candidate by how loud the oppositions squawks.

The moonbats are seething...Obama had a 12 hour bump...that's it!

What? Really, what the hell does that mean? Paranoia on display. Asshattery at its finest!

WTF is a Dominionist? I read some of the link and still didn't get it.

re: #4 ploome hineni

what does that mean?

I don't know either, but its spooky!

Palin, who was elected Governor in 2007, is Alaska’s youngest governor and the first female governor of the state. She just recently gave birth to her fifth child, Trig. Palin spoke of the faith challenge she faced when learning that Trig would be a Downs Syndrome child. However, she and her husband, Todd, believe that every child is a gift of God, deserving of life, and that God was asking them to accept His will for their lives. The Alaska District Council believes that the State of Alaska is blessed to have a woman of faith and courage as Governor.

Them's some rather damning facts.

//

"Dominionist"?

lol

That's what they come up with? "Dominionist"?

What are the Kos Kids? Powerlessness-ists? Anarchists? Milquetoast-ists?

lol

To have "dominion" means to "exercise responsible control over." It's like "stewardship."

Not "rape pillage plunder and exploit."

That's for Islamists.

re: #4 ploome hineni

what does that mean?

If you have to ask, you're the enemy.

/Leftist intellectual

Ain't it neat to see "progressive" "liberals" bash a woman/minority into the ground, step on them and grind away with their heels? What an altruistic party.

(What F*cking hyprocrites and reactionaries!)

re: #6 rawmuse

Exactly

re: #9 Semper Gumbi

WTF is a Dominionist? I read some of the link and still didn't get it.

Dominionism

It sounds like she goes to an Assembly of God church. Contrary to popular believe they do not swing on the chandeliers.

Now pastors concern them? Id-jits.

What does the word dominionist mean?

Let them attack. It's not as if she belongs to a church whose leader calls upon the Lord God to damn America.

They're referring to Genesis. "Have dominion over the beasts and fishes," etc. As if that is ever taken to mean "the Ruination of Creation is legitimized by God."

This is just another Lie of the Left.

Gee, that didn't take long.

Although it's hardly surprising when you consider that the Palin selection casts into stark contrast the difference between the two tickets. McCain with an established (and now reinforced) reputation as a “maverick” has chosen a former governor of Alaska, Americas last frontier, while BO has chosen a consummate Washington insider. You can’t get any clearer a divide between the ticket of self-sufficiency, and the ticket of the “nanny state”.

I'm sure the very concept of independence and self-sufficiency scares the living snot out of the average Kossack

What's creepy? Obama's pastor of 20 some years.
oh wait - he gets a free pass because Obama is a Democrat.

re: #16 Sharmuta

Thanks. reading that, IMO, it appears that Dominionism is lefty made-up bullshit.

re: #4 ploome hineni

what does that mean?

Basically they think she's a bible thumper who will install a theocracy.

re: #9 Semper Gumbi

WTF is a Dominionist? I read some of the link and still didn't get it.

Somebody from Virginia?

Hey, nobody said geography was their strong suit...

re: #14 Russkilitlover

Ain't it neat to see "progressive" "liberals" bash a woman/minority into the ground, step on them and grind away with their heels? What an altruistic party.

(What F*cking hyprocrites and reactionaries!)

They're just getting started. The next two days are going to be interesting over in HuffDUKosistan.

I wouldn't call it a waste of time for any strong-stomached types to hang out over there this weekend and pick things out for a "Mysoginy of the Daily Kos" series.

I'd be willing to bet that she does not have to disown her pastor, for political expediency.

Dominionism is real enough, but the evidence given in this Kos Kid's post that Palin follows that line is slim to nonexistent. I looked into some of it, and found several distortions, including the same 'creationist' distortion I posted about earlier.

Whoa... hold on. I know a dominionist stalking horse, and Sarah Palin is no dominionist stalking horse.

re: #6 rawmuse

Sometimes you can measure the effectiveness of a candidate by how loud the oppositions squawks.

Anton Chekhov (my personal hero) once remarked that he knew he was being true because he was being attacked by both the right and the left. (This was after the publication of his stories based on his trips through Siberian prison camps). Prior to that he published "Peasants." Probably the most human-ly told story in existence.

Via Hot Air..check this one out. I know it's been said many times and many ways but those people are sick, sick, sick.

re: #29 Charles

Yes, the evidence is negligible, but that doesn't matter. What matters is whether this "narrative" or "metaphor" for Palin will stick.

re: #25 jcm

Basically they think she's a bible thumper who will install a theocracy.

Fast out of the gates with that one, I see. I put money on "redneck" next.

re: #26 CIA Reject

Somebody from Virginia?

Hey, nobody said geography was their strong suit...

Oh man, Upding for that one! And I live in Virginia.

re: #24 Semper Gumbi

No- it's not made-up BS, but has a lot to do with Rushdoony.

I am not a christian and I am a dominionist.

Look at the lefty piggies squeal! Wool over some eyes will be pulled off the way they are treating her- McCain/Palin in a LANDSLIDE!LANDSLIDE

So grown-up, those Koskids.

re: #16 Sharmuta

If that's the only thing they have on Gov. Palin, I don't think we have to worry much: they seem to accuse every religious conservative of that to some degree. They even cited the creationism smear Charles noted in the last thread.

re: #20 MandyManners

Let them attack. It's not as if she belongs to a church whose leader calls upon the Lord God to damn America.

Spot, SPOT, SPOT on MM!

And we all know are favorite neo-leftist, Andrew Sullivan, declares anyone on the right who even remotely has a connection to anything remotely Christian is a "Chrstianist" - while anyone extolling the virtues of whacked out Marxist-Christianity gets a pass of his slur.

It's the Dominion from Star Trek: Deep Space 9. The Kos Kids believe Sarah Palin is a Changeling and may be trying infiltrate her way to the highest echelons of our government.

re: #29 Charles

Dominionism is real enough, but the evidence given in this Kos Kid's post that Palin follows that line is slim to nonexistent. I looked into some of it, and found several distortions, including the same 'creationist' distortion I posted about earlier.

Thanks for looking into it. Would have been a deal breaker for me.

re: #25 jcm

Basically they think she's a bible thumper who will install a theocracy.

While they put up a nihilist with a comb-over...

re: #43 Mister Ghost

It's the Dominion from Star Trek: Deep Space 9. The Kos Kids believe Sarah Palin is a Changeling and may be trying infiltrate her way to the highest echelons of our government.

LOL

re: #29 Charles

Dominionism is real enough, but the evidence given in this Kos Kid's post that Palin follows that line is slim to nonexistent. I looked into some of it, and found several distortions, including the same 'creationist' distortion I posted about earlier.

I'm from Alaska, much of my family lives there still, if there are dominionists up there they sure do hide it well, I've never seen one.

Obama's base can't possibly follow that complicated trail of bread crumbs.

Dude needs to simplify it to 5 words or less.

Basically if you are a left-wing democrat - your religion is off limits.

If you are a conservative Republican - your religion is suspect and to be mocked, ridiculed and shat upon.

They also posted this gem for awhile before they removed it.

Staying classy...

re: #34 Pawn of the Oppressor

Fast out of the gates with that one, I see. I put money on "redneck" next.

It's already out there...

re: #25 jcm

Basically they think she's a bible thumper who will install a theocracy.

And we would have had the same thing with Romney. So let's get behind this ticket, as the alternative is...horrifying.

re: #32 Bobblehead

At least, according to the Poll, a plurality of kossocks think that the story should be killed because it is a private matter.

Better than being a demonic, horse's ass.

dogemperor says:

Here's hoping this article starts shining a little bit of light on the subject--the last thing we need a literal heartbeat away from the Presidency is a ninja dominionist.

LOL. He's got 52 links in that post.

"stealth dominionist" is koskidzspeak for Manchurian Candidate

PALIN = PALADIN HAVE GUN WILL TRAVEL! THIS IS A BRILLIANT CHESS MOVE ON THE PART OF JOHNNY- SHE IS A GUN FOR HIRE TO SLAY THE EVIL OBAMA!
[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]
The knight symbol is in reference to his name—possibly a nickname or working name—and his occupation as a champion-for-hire (see paladin). The theme song of the series refers to him as "a knight without armor." In addition, Paladin drew a parallel between his methods and the chess piece's movement: "It's a chess piece, the most versatile on the board. It can move in eight different directions, over obstacles, and it's always unexpected."

re: #51 Drained Brain

They also posted this gem for awhile before they removed it.

Staying classy...

Oh, vile swine. That's lower than whale shit.

In the good ol' days, it'd be pistols at dawn.

They are mad as hell, because, as Erick in RedState wrote:

"Sarah Palin Runs A State. Barack Obama Runs His Mouth."

re: #51 Drained Brain

They also posted this gem for awhile before they removed it.

Staying classy...

Oh how much do the moonbats suck? Let me kount the ways.

re: #12 godfrey

"Dominionist"?

lol

That's what they come up with? "Dominionist"?

What are the Kos Kids? Powerlessness-ists? Anarchists? Milquetoast-ists?

lol

To have "dominion" means to "exercise responsible control over." It's like "stewardship."

Not "rape pillage plunder and exploit."

That's for Islamists.

And Communists too.

Blindsided I tell you, blindsided! Those idiots don't know what to do. Best just to laugh at their paranoid ravings.

re: #60 MandyManners

Fencing foils. Those were the days.

The kos kids are just bitter because Palin is cuter than Markos Moulitsas Zúniga

re: #60 MandyManners

Oh, vile swine. That's lower than whale shit.

In the good ol' days, it'd be pistols at dawn.

Them's my sentiments too!

re: #16 Sharmuta

Dominionism

So, then Al Gore is also a Dominionist.

re: #35 Semper Gumbi

Oh man, Upding for that one! And I live in Virginia.

Thanks! Sometimes I think that the left gets all of its material from the "Guaranteed Effective All-Occasion Non-Slanderous Political Smear Speech"

I wonder if that guy ever wrote about Obama's old church TUCC and Reverend Wright. I bet if he did it would be chock full of racism of lowered expectations.

I think in this kosling's mind, all you have to do to be a Dominionist is go to church once a week.

re: #54 Russkilitlover

And we would have had the same thing with Romney. So let's get behind this ticket, as the alternative is...horrifying.

They'd trot that out about anyone with a more fundamental Christian belief.

re: #19 Maximu§

What does the word dominionist mean?

Someone who won't drink Marxist Kool-Aid.

"Dominionist"? Does that mean she's into leather?
/

Sheesh. Do those morons not realize that with every slam they make against her, they undermine any other female candidate, including Her Thighness.

Funny how these sort of things "dominionism" etc., are considered the natural wrong while enforced specific beliefs of secularism are taught to be considered right.

To watch how fast and how far the left will attack her as a woman will be fascinating. Completely predictable but fascinating. Already, I heard an attack on her bashing her over how could she be a good mother while being VP. The hypocrisy wer're about to witness will be unlike anything we've ever seen. Unprecedented

Republican Party = dominionist.

Get used to it, you trolls. Your party platform is emptier than a Mojave lake in June.

re: #16 Sharmuta

Dominionism

I should have included this quote to give my comment context.

Christians typically interpret this verse as meaning that God gave humankind responsibility over the Earth

So, then AlGore is also a dominionist.

Have Gun – Will Travel

Richard Boone as Paladin
Genre Western
Created by Sam Rolfe
Herb Meadow
Starring Richard Boone
Theme music composer Johnny Western
Richard Boone
Sam Rolfe (closing theme)
Opening theme composed by Bernard Herrmann
Ending theme "Ballad of Paladin"
Country of origin United States
Language(s) English
No. of seasons 6
No. of episodes 225

re: #60 MandyManners

Oh, vile swine. That's lower than whale shit.

In the good ol' days, it'd be pistols at dawn.

Where I come from, the brothers, uncles and male cousins wold not wait until dawn. The only thing left at dawn would be the smoldering ruins of the house where the mountebank who said this once lived.

I'm sitting here watching Rush's web cam broadcast from earlier today, and just LOVING THIS! Woo hoo!

I need to change my avatar. I'm not feeling so panicky anymore. As a matter of fact, I'm thinking the campaign season might just be highly entertaining.

Gotta' go sling some hash. bbl

re: #78 Pshawalaw

So, then AlGore is also a dominionist.

As with most scriptural precepts it has a flip side. The flip side to be given dominion is stewardship of what God has given.

If she was a Chrisitian fundie, why didn't she tow the Conservative Christian Fundie line with respect to LGBT rights...

Some ass hat probably "earned" a master's degree by making up the word dominionism.

One ass hat's life's work is another man's sniglet.

re: #68 Pshawalaw

So, then Al Gore is also a Dominionist.

And the Gand Mufti Warmist

so decided to watch the MSM nightly news...picked NBC, clearly the most Obamaphile of the stations. I timed it, with a stopwatch McCain/Palin - 11minutes, Obama in the round speech - 3 minutes, Hurricane Gustuv - 3 minutes, Katrina remembrances - 6 minutes...I would say, total scoreboard to McCain for driving the news cycle. Rove you magnificent bastard.

re: #79 LEGION

Have Gun – Will Travel

Richard Boone as Paladin
Genre Western
Created by Sam Rolfe
Herb Meadow
Starring Richard Boone
Theme music composer Johnny Western
Richard Boone
Sam Rolfe (closing theme)
Opening theme composed by Bernard Herrmann
Ending theme "Ballad of Paladin"
Country of origin United States
Language(s) English
No. of seasons 6
No. of episodes 225

Brings back memories...

Let's abolish weekends as they are a violation of church & state.

re: #74 calcajun

"Dominionist"? Does that mean she's into leather?

You're thinking Dominatrix. Most Kos Kiddies are into that.

And maybe some of us here too?
:')

re: #14 Russkilitlover

Ain't it neat to see "progressive" "liberals" bash a woman/minority into the ground, step on them and grind away with their heels? What an altruistic party.

(What F*cking hyprocrites and reactionaries!)

Yes, only they get to decide what a progressive woman should be. You see a woman who has made it on her own is not as progressive as one who let her husband treat her like dirt and humiliate her and she quietly put up with it because he promised her a Senate seat.

If the Republicans ever attacked a woman the way Palin has been attacked today, the press would be having mass fits. But see, only liberal women are important. Sexist hypocrites.

/rant off

re: #64 Bobblehead

Blindsided I tell you, blindsided! Those idiots don't know what to do. Best just to laugh at their paranoid ravings.

They really weren't blindsided. There has been very strong advocacy of picking Palin for the VP spot here on LGF for several months now. So it really wasn't a surprise.

As Gustav is reminding us, there's a bit of a gap between claiming Dominion, and actually being able to exercise it.
From a technical/theological standpoint, it's also instructive to observe that the Lord gave dominion to an unfallen Adam and Eve, with their innocence intact.
The more extreme fringes of this philosophy do advocate "Christian sharia", if you will. The. more. extreme. fringes.

One of the newer smears is that, well, they only met once.

Oh, and did we mention her hubby and son aren't even registered Republicans? How perfectly damning!

/this is just from Politico's homepage, I'm not even searching yet!

From dogemperor's post (emphasis mine):

"...suffice it to say that another notable church he's had close connections with is the very church I am a walkaway from--hence how I know some of this up close and personal."

That wording rings alarm bells in my mind. I immediately want to know motive.

'Tis a generalization, but seriously disaffected church members are the last people to trust for a factual opinion.

OMG, she'd use legal authority to shut down web sites hostile to her opinions, she'd raise civilian groups to march and support her causes, she'd accuse everyone not supporting her of being sexist, she'd promise the moon, sun, and stars to all residents, legal or illegal, to gain their support. OMG, that's exactly what Obamamessiah is doing. OMG!

./wakey wakey time!

Kos Kids aside; I liked what I heard from her. Maybe it is just that I am a man, but she was impressive.

Nice speech too.

re: #81 mamashawna

I'm sitting here watching Rush's web cam broadcast from earlier today, and just LOVING THIS! Woo hoo!

I've watched the announcement twice. What a well spoken, attractive woman. Nice family too. When I read the news at the office today I almost started doing a little happy dance but restrained myself so as not to cause bad feelings with my Obama loving colleagues.

If it were possible to have Palin's credentials and have a (D) after her name, she'd be the Second Coming of Obama.

Palin's faked "pregnancy"? Covering for teen daughter?

This crap was on there earlier

re: #76 arizona9

To watch how fast and how far the left will attack her as a woman will be fascinating. Completely predictable but fascinating. Already, I heard an attack on her bashing her over how could she be a good mother while being VP. The hypocrisy wer're about to witness will be unlike anything we've ever seen. Unprecedented

They are barbarians. They believe in attacking the weak or those that they perceive to be weak. It's the SOP for Marxists.

Now the Koswads are claiming that Trig is a coverup for the teenage daughter and not Sarah's baby. Dear God, those people are deranged!

re: #91 DesertSage

Don't make me gag. I think we should exercise some restraint here and mask our feelings. No harsh language--just "safe" words.

re: #43 Mister Ghost

It's the Dominion from Star Trek: Deep Space 9. The Kos Kids believe Sarah Palin is a Changeling and may be trying infiltrate her way to the highest echelons of our government.

The only changeling on Earth is our agent, Zombie.

re: #32 Bobblehead

Via Hot Air..check this one out. I know it's been said many times and many ways but those people are sick, sick, sick.

I saw that earlier. It made my stomach turn. These people are awful. But the level of pure venom they are spewing makes me think they are very, very scared.

I smell desperation.

re: #101 Typicalwhitey

This crap was on there earlier

Oh my god. They went lower faster than I could have ever imagined. And I love it. Means they are scared.

re: #102 The Other Les

They are barbarians. They believe in attacking the weak or those that they perceive to be weak. It's the SOP for Marxists.

And hyenas...

re: #89 Drained Brain

Brings back memories...

Geez, I loved Have Gun-Will Travel when I was a kid. Great actor that Richard Boone.

"I heard an attack on her bashing her over how could she be a good mother while being VP."

Of course, Dems are the very first ones to ship their own kids off to "day care" to have their children raised by perfect strangers.

That thing reads exactly like prototypical tinfoil-hat troofer conspiracy theory. I'm surprised they didn't find a way to link her to secret human-sacrifice and cannibalism rituals, or something.

re: #101 Typicalwhitey

This crap was on there earlier

Missed that. Wow. The Onion might go out of business. No need for them with the moonbat left.

re: #78 Pshawalaw

And God blessed [ Adam and Eve ] and God said unto them, "Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth." --Genesis 1:28

as a Jew I have no problem with this at all.

Gov. Palin supposedly has a 80-90% approval rating in Alaska. Do the moon bats hate the cold that much, not to live there? Must be a conservative paradise.

Dominionists? Aren't those the aliens who live on the other side of the wormhole in Star Trek: Deep Space 9?

/sarc

Laters lizards I'm off to the D-Backs game.

re: #67 Drained Brain

Them's my sentiments too!

If a rattlesnake was to fart, it'd blow dirt in their eyes.

re: #103 ergo sum

And this is also possibly libelous--even if she is a public figure. Kos is publishing materials he quite possibly has no valid reason to believe to be true. (Can't remember the Times v. Sullivan test for public personages)

re: #111 rawmuse

"I heard an attack on her bashing her over how could she be a good mother while being VP."

Of course, Dems are the very first ones to ship their own kids off to "day care" to have their children raised by perfect strangers.

And, how often have you ever seen a man bashed over how could he be a good Dad while being VP?

re: #111 rawmuse

"I heard an attack on her bashing her over how could she be a good mother while being VP."

Of course, Dems are the very first ones to ship their own kids off to "day care" to have their children raised by perfect strangers.

So, are Dems saying the only good mother is one who is barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen?

re: #112 LemonJoose

She is a Christian Doesn't everyone know that Christians are into cannabalism and suicide bombing?

/Rosie Fat Broad O'Donnel

re: #107 FrogMarch

I smell desperation.

Oh, go change your pants.

The Dominionists wanted Eric Cantor btw, this from a dominionist site:

I would have liked to have seen our own Eric Cantor as the choice. I believed, and still believe that Eric Cantor would be an excellent VP and bring many conservatives on board (like myself) the McCain campaign. I still have a lot of issues with McCain.

re: #99 Bobblehead

I work at home, had a customer show up just as the announcement was starting, and made him come into the house and watch! Had another customer show up that I had to deal with, so missed the end of her speech. Oh well, can see it anytime on youtube, and just might do that later. Got a convenient link?

I'm still howling over "neopenecostal"!

Some of the best local amateur musicians in our area play at the charismatic churches. I love to visit them--when I play hooky from my pretty tame bible church. Most of these churches are multicultural, friendly and not at all scary.

What is scary is a Kos diary trying to analyze Joels Army, Third Wave, and Dominion teachings. What a hoot!

re: #32 Bobblehead

Via Hot Air..check this one out. I know it's been said many times and many ways but those people are sick, sick, sick.

Some Kos-Tard really and truly needs an introduction to a couple of Large Sicilian Gentlemen from New Jersey. Out in a swamp somewhere...

re: #111 rawmuse

"I heard an attack on her bashing her over how could she be a good mother while being VP."

How sexist! Isn't her husband going to spend more time with their children? Besides, she probably has more responsibilities as Governor than VP.

re: #125 hooligan

I'm still howling over "neopenecostal"!

Some of the best local amateur musicians in our area play at the charismatic churches. I love to visit them--when I play hooky from my pretty tame bible church. Most of these churches are multicultural, friendly and not at all scary.

What is scary is a Kos diary trying to analyze Joels Army, Third Wave, and Dominion teachings. What a hoot!

"neopenecostal"--by strict definition, would that be a Messianic Jew? /

Who comes up with these terms?

re: #114 yochanan

Agreed, no problem if she is a dominionist, sounds like it is our job. Just couldn't keep from pointing out that they are indicting her for the very thing Al Gore is claiming to do.

re: #90 WrathofG-d

Let's abolish weekends as they are a violation of church & state.

Don't give the Muslims any freakin' ideas! M'kay?

Evening guys! Probably what they are really upset about is McCain's inspired choice, and shifting into "Maverick" mode. I love McCain's refusal to approve ear-marks and his ability to stand on his two feet, and buck the system. I don't always agree with his views, but I applaud his choice for VP. McCain's choice for VP: Inspiring! Obama's choice: boring. This highlights the vast difference in thinking of the candidates. Obama claims he is for change, but is vague about the idea and then selects Biden who is not the sharpest knife on the block when it comes to intelligence or actually getting something done. Whilst Palin has a solid record of reform and conservative values as Mayor and Governor. Plus, she is female and fairly attractive! Great move by McCain! I am excited and all my lib friends at work think I am severely misguided!

re: #17 Kitty

It sounds like she goes to an Assembly of God church. Contrary to popular believe they do not swing on the chandeliers.

What's wrong with swinging on the chandeliers ?

Sarah Palin: An Introduction

re: #128 calcajun

"neopenecostal"--by strict definition, would that be a Messianic Jew? /

Who comes up with these terms?

When you spend enough hours in Mom's basement, you probably start reading the dictionary, looking for cool words to show off to your Kos friends.

Dominionist.

re: #92 livefreeor die

Yes, only they get to decide what a progressive woman should be. You see a woman who has made it on her own is not as progressive as one who let her husband treat her like dirt and humiliate her and she quietly put up with it because he promised her a Senate seat.

If the Republicans ever attacked a woman the way Palin has been attacked today, the press would be having mass fits. But see, only liberal women are important. Sexist hypocrites.

/rant off

WORD!

re: #132 daddyo

What's wrong with swinging on the chandeliers ?

Have to install chandeliers first...

re: #124 mamashawna

I work at home, had a customer show up just as the announcement was starting, and made him come into the house and watch! Had another customer show up that I had to deal with, so missed the end of her speech. Oh well, can see it anytime on youtube, and just might do that later. Got a convenient link?

Here you go

re: #96 pre-Boomer Marine brat

MWHA!

[Link: icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com...]

(I don't doubt that Gov. Palin has a dog, but I'd bet she has a cat, too!)

If Obama's campaign or the DNC tries attacking Palin based upon gender or motherhood role, it will likely lead to even more PUMAs and their sympathizers voting for McCain.

/c'mon Democrats! Get stupid!

Does anyone remember James Gaius Watt?

bbl

re: #128 calcajun

"neopenecostal"--by strict definition, would that be a Messianic Jew? /

Who comes up with these terms?

I used to think it was some committee that met in the basement of some building in the Kremlin. But some of this stuff is too whacked out even for the Soviets.

Didn't Seinfeld have an episode about "master of your dominion" as a euphemism for masturbation?

Kosmunists, masturbation, kosmunists, masturbation, kosmunists, masturbation. Yep, pretty much go gland-in-hand.

re: #139 goddessoftheclassroom

MWHA!

[Link: icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com.. .]

(I don't doubt that Gov. Palin has a dog, but I'd bet she has a cat, too!)

We know Gov. Palin has lost the PETA vote...
She's bagged a moose.

Kos is still angry that we were smart enough to buy Alaska from their motherland.

I'm on my way to Sitka in the morning--it will be very interesting to see the local reaction to this whole rigamarole.

re: #138 Bobblehead

Thank you! My hubby was on site today, and missed it. Cant' wait to show him the whole thing! I AM SO STOKED! Where's the FNDT? I gots my beers lined up baby!

pre-Boomer Marine brat (#140),

If Obama's campaign or the DNC tries attacking Palin based upon gender or motherhood role, it will likely lead to even more PUMAs and their sympathizers voting for McCain.

/c'mon Democrats! Get more stupid!

Fixed that for ya. ;-)

re: #144 jcm

We know Gov. Palin has lost the PETA vote...
She's bagged a moose.

Next stop, she can bag a Bidenus plugum.

re: #119 reine.de.tout

And, how often have you ever seen a man bashed over how could he be a good Dad while being VP?

Sista! (fist bump) Ain't it the truth!

re: #140 pre-Boomer Marine brat
Never, ever underestimate the stupidity of the left when they are in full howling madness. They are going to to collectively step on their cranks while wearing golf shoes. Mwahahaha!

re: #144 jcm

We know Gov. Palin has lost the PETA vote...
She's bagged a moose.

Maybe we should nickname her the "terminator" She has actually killed something. while the governor of California only dreams about it...

re: #143 Sol Roth

Didn't Seinfeld have an episode about "master of your dominion" as a euphemism for masturbation?

That was "Domain" Sol, Domain!

re: #134 livefreeor die

When you spend enough hours in Mom's basement, you probably start reading the dictionary, looking for cool words to show off to your Kos friends.

Here's one that they can sink their teeth into: PODOPHAGE.

As in why does their mouth taste really yucky right now?

“And he said, Go, and tell this people, Hear ye indeed, but understand not; and see ye indeed, but perceive not. Make the heart of this people fat, and make their ears heavy, and shut their eyes; lest they see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and understand with their heart, and convert, and be healed.” Isaiah 6:9, 10, KJV.

re: #29 Charles

Dominionism is real enough, but the evidence given in this Kos Kid's post that Palin follows that line is slim to nonexistent. I looked into some of it, and found several distortions, including the same 'creationist' distortion I posted about earlier.

Charles -

Would you agree that this is - "Horse Hockey" - Col. Sherman Potter, 1952?

-S-

re: #93 The Other Les

They really weren't blindsided. There has been very strong advocacy of picking Palin for the VP spot here on LGF for several months now. So it really wasn't a surprise.

And LGF has what effect on the Veepstakes?

re: #128 calcajun

"Messianic Jew" oh, stop it, I am dying here! LOL

re: #151 pingjockey

Never, ever underestimate the stupidity of the left when they are in full howling madness.

You were too verbose.

re: #149 livefreeor die

Next stop, she can bag a Bidenus plugum.

That's just not fair, easier than fish in barrel.

I can see the debate already, he goes into full froth, she smiles...

re: #144 jcm

We know Gov. Palin has lost the PETA vote...
She's bagged a moose.

I know her husband's a big fell, but I wouldn't go that far.

Oh, you mean with those antler thingys. Never mind.

Have you seen the Youtube video of her squeezing off a few rounds with her hair up and wearing earrings? June Cleaver she ain't.

re: #149 livefreeor die

Next stop, she can bag a Bidenus plugum plagarum.

fixed if for you

re: #159 Fat Jolly Penguin
Thank you. But I was on a roll!

re: #143 Sol Roth

Didn't Seinfeld have an episode about "master of your dominion" as a euphemism for masturbation?

Kosmunists, masturbation, kosmunists, masturbation, kosmunists, masturbation. Yep, pretty much go gland-in-hand.

Yes. But just try to catch them with the evidence in hand.

I STILL don't get it. These guys need to chill a bit and get out of the basement.

Oh wait, the sun might burn them.. /snark snark

re: #158 hooligan

I am SO glad someone got that. Thanks.

re: #6 rawmuse

Sometimes you can measure the effectiveness of a candidate by how loud the oppositions squawks.

except that kos kids are perpetual squawkers...like infants with diaper rash

re: #144 jcm

We know Gov. Palin has lost the PETA vote...
She's bagged a moose.

Mind you Moose bites can be nasti...

They are calling her a "token", saying she is covering for her daughter with the baby, calling her husband the "shadow governor", the only quotes kos uses are from msnbc, mocking her down syndrome son, and many diaries saying that their diehard republican brother/mother/father/sister etc have announced that they will not vote for Senator McCain now because of her.

LMAO

re: #157 JSK1121

And LGF has what effect on the Veepstakes?

I don't know, but Charles and LGF did a pretty good job in 2004 of outing the forged CBS 60 minutes document. LGF helped turn the tide, and that's historical fact.

re: #145 calvin coolidge

Kos is still angry that we were smart enough to buy Alaska from their motherland.

Damn that imperialist expansionist William Seward, damn him to hell. /

Go Sarah !
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re: #139 goddessoftheclassroom

MWHA!

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(I don't doubt that Gov. Palin has a dog, but I'd bet she has a cat, too!)

OH! My SIDES are HURTING!
MWAH!

re: #168 The Other Les

Mind you Moose bites can be nasti...

Okay--Let's just jump straight to the llamas, shall we.

re: #153 DesertSage

That was "Domain" Sol, Domain!

Oops.

re: #149 livefreeor die

Next stop, she can bag a Bidenus plugum plagarum blowhardus.

fixed improved(?) if for you

:-)

re: #139 goddessoftheclassroom

Pardon the tardiness of my reply, above. I was e-mailing the link to two friends!

OT: Uncle Ted (Ted Nugent) on Glen Beck. I heart "The NUGE"!

It will be interesting to see how much money McCain collected right after the announcement.

Oh - Assembly of God. Whew. When they said she was Dominionist, I thought maybe she was a secret Canuck or something.

re: #168 The Other Les

Mind you Moose bites can be nasti...

A moose bit my sister once...

re: #169 Typicalwhitey

They are calling her a "token", saying she is covering for her daughter with the baby, calling her husband the "shadow governor", the only quotes kos uses are from msnbc, mocking her down syndrome son, and many diaries saying that their diehard republican brother/mother/father/sister etc have announced that they will not vote for Senator McCain now because of her.

LMAO

Kos speak translation: Every woman would abort a child with Down's Syndrome, no woman could be an effective governor on her own, making fun of babies with disabilities is cool, republicans talk to us and we know that the sky did not just fall on us.

The nice thing about all the posting here on creationism is that the average lizard knows a great deal more about this subject than the average kostard, we are well prepared to counter false charges and distractions.

Now that the slates are set, we best be set for a fresh influx of mobies btw.

Also note that the Dominionists will be supporting this choice simply because she is conservative and Christian, it's a get on the bus or get left behind moment, they will be taking a seat. Let's not let that distract us.

re: #180 AuldTrafford

Oh - Assembly of God. Whew. When they said she was Dominionist, I thought maybe she was a secret Canuck or something.

Oh no! The Manchurian/Ottowan Candidate?!

Those guys are so bitter than neither candidate picked Markos to be the first female VP.

re: #180 AuldTrafford

Hey--her state is bordered by two hostile countries (don't trust Canadians-never have, never will). Don't tell me she doesn't know anything about foreign policy.

re: #71 Sharmuta

I think in this kosling's mind, all you have to do to be a Dominionist is go to church once a week.

Shit, that makes me one then. LOL!

/Wonder what holy water does to a Kos Kid?

re: #157 JSK1121

And LGF has what effect on the Veepstakes?

Good question.

We know the Kos-tards and Huff-puffers are monitoring.

Why shouldn't someone from the McCain camp be reading in too?

And its not like this is a secret society where we don't repeat what we say to folks on the outside. Word is going to get out.

According to her bio on Wiki (I can't get on her official bio page--heavy traffic, I guess), today is her 20th wedding anniversary.

Her kids' names are Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig. Based only on this, I would have guessed she was was leftie--just goes to show the danger of judging before being informed.

Wow... their heads are exploding already. I figured that would happen the day after the election when they rolled out of bed at noon to find out McCain won.

They aren't going to wait that long before losing it.

/Every day like Christmas, every meal a banquet, every formation a parade, God I love this country!

re: #181 CIA Reject

A moose bit my sister once...

No. Jump the to end--enough with the moose bites already. Bring on the llamas.

Thanos (#183),

Now that the slates are set, we best be set for a fresh influx of mobies btw.

Possible sighting on the last thread: bitterhop.

re: #186 calcajun

Hey--her state is bordered by two hostile countries (don't trust Canadians-never have, never will). Don't tell me she doesn't know anything about foreign policy.

Exactly right: Canada and Santa Claus.

Reading the collective rants of the Koslings is always amusing and enlightening. Equally amusing are their attempts to sound, oh so literate and grownup. And failing at both.

Hahaha, right on time. Always reliable for entertainment the kossacks.

The KosKiddies have their panties in a wad because Palin is a smart, successful woman, with real convictions and principles. Not some caricature in a pant-suit.

re: #159 Fat Jolly Penguin

You were too verbose.

Damn. You're GOO_O_O_O_O_OOD! ! !

And you're such a young 'un! ! !

;D

re: #189 goddessoftheclassroom

According to her bio on Wiki (I can't get on her official bio page--heavy traffic, I guess), today is her 20th wedding anniversary.

Her kids' names are Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig. Based only on this, I would have guessed she was was leftie--just goes to show the danger of judging before being informed.

Her kids are all named for towns and villages in Alaska.

re: #185 shifty

Those guys are so bitter than neither candidate picked Markos to be the first female VP.

Zing...Pow...that's gonna leave a mark.

re: #183 Thanos

The nice thing about all the posting here on creationism is that the average lizard knows a great deal more about this subject than the average kostard, we are well prepared to counter false charges and distractions.

Now that the slates are set, we best be set for a fresh influx of mobies btw.

Also note that the Dominionists will be supporting this choice simply because she is conservative and Christian, it's a get on the bus or get left behind moment, they will be taking a seat. Let's not let that distract us.

Wisdom.
Keep it coming.
Some of us (moi) aren't accustomed to the current debate.

re: #184 JSK1121

Oh no! The Manchurian/Ottowan Candidate?!

I think what Kos is so upset is that it is an inspired choice, compared to Obama's less than inspired choice. McCain is going into the convention swinging with a really good choice, and the Democrats are left in the backseat. Obama recieved no popularity "bump" coming out of the convention, McCain will!

BTW, if I didn't say it yet today, fuck you, Markos, you and your little Kossacks too.

re: #202 Honorary Yooper

BTW, if I didn't say it yet today, fuck you, Markos, you and your little Kossacks too.

Second.

re: #198 Thanos

Her kids are all named for towns and villages in Alaska.

Now that is cool. Thank you for explaining! Not that her name choices were any of my business...

re: #191 calcajun

No. Jump the to end--enough with the moose bites already. Bring on the llamas.

How many Ilamas?

re: #190 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Wow... their heads are exploding already.

I am imagining the KOS kids making that sound a dog makes when it is has been shot in the ass with a pellet gun...just don't know how to write that sound...someone help me out.

People will be swarming to campaign events just to see Sarah Palin.

Absolutely brilliant strategy by Rove McCain!

I tried to read that Kos post but it's just too damn convoluted for a Friday at closing time.

If they're trying to say that she belongs to a religion that has some beliefs that seem strange to outsiders, well big deal, every religion seems strange to outsiders.

If this is the best they got then they've got nothing.

re: #203 livefreeor die

Second.

Third.

re: #205 The Other Les

How many Ilamas?

Since you brought up llamas, someone should tell the Koz Kids to "save the drama for your llama"

: )

re: #186 calcajun

Hey--her state is bordered by two hostile countries (don't trust Canadians-never have, never will). Don't tell me she doesn't know anything about foreign policy.

Watch it there, bud! Many of our loyal Lizards are canucks! ! !

re: #189 goddessoftheclassroom

According to her bio on Wiki (I can't get on her official bio page--heavy traffic, I guess), today is her 20th wedding anniversary.

Her kids' names are Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig. Based only on this, I would have guessed she was was leftie--just goes to show the danger of judging before being informed.

Watch out for Piper. I see big things for her, right around 2036 or 2040...

re: #201 loflyer

I think what Kos is so upset is that it is an inspired choice, compared to Obama's less than inspired choice. McCain is going into the convention swinging with a really good choice, and the Democrats are left in the backseat. Obama recieved no popularity "bump" coming out of the convention, McCain will!

I'm looking forward to a joyous Republican Convention.

re: #187 Honorary Yooper

Shit, that makes me one then. LOL!

/Wonder what holy water does to a Kos Kid?

"Ohhh nooo, I'm melting..."

re: #201 loflyer

I think what Kos is so upset is that it is an inspired choice, compared to Obama's less than inspired choice. McCain is going into the convention swinging with a really good choice, and the Democrats are left in the backseat. Obama recieved no popularity "bump" coming out of the convention, McCain will!

McCain certainly ain't playing to lose, in every sense of the word! Today, I went from voting against a Ayers fellow-traveler to voting FOR an American ticket!
I am certain I am not alone.

re: #193 AuldTrafford

Exactly right: Canada and Santa Claus.

Uh, I was thinking a little more west than north--or more north and then sharply south. Try Russia

jcm, have we had a moose-pun-run yet today? I've had to be out of the room a good bit.

re: #206 Big Steve

I am imagining the KOS kids making that sound a dog makes when it is has been shot in the ass with a pellet gun...just don't know how to write that sound...someone help me out.

Yiii-yelp !

yit... yit... yit

(YMMV)

This has probably been noted before, but I expect that McCain's poll bump will make Obama's look like a hiccup.

If Palin doesn't help energize our base, I'm not sure who could. Every Rep I've spoken to today is totally pumped.

I've spent over 2.5 hours here doing nothing more than up-dnging the posters here. SP is McCain's pick and she has brought excitement to the right and done nothing more than raise the ire of the left. I am reminded of the quote, "when you are over the target, you recieve the most flak"!

Good on ya John!

GO SARAH!

re: #202 Honorary Yooper

BTW, if I didn't say it yet today, fuck you, Markos, you and your little Kossacks too.

Affirmative!

What happened to applying no religious test to a candidate for national office?

neopentecostal dominionists

Should I google that term or did they just make it up?

Heh, been trying to establish dominion over my cat and he just gives me that go to hell glare.

re: #205 The Other Les

How many Ilamas?

to be precise:

EARL J. LLAMA
MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY

re: #220 GeeWiz

I've spent over 2.5 hours here doing nothing more than up-dnging the posters here. SP is McCain's pick and she has brought excitement to the right and done nothing more than raise the ire of the left. I am reminded of the quote, "when you are over the target, you recieve the most flak"!

Good on ya John!

GO SARAH!

And you drop the bombs. Mission accomplished.

re: #187 Honorary Yooper

Wonder what holy water does to a Kos Kid?

It has about the same effect as a strong, intelligent conservative woman has.

re: #216 calcajun

Uh, I was thinking a little more west than north--or more north and then sharply south. Try Russia

Oh, that one. Aren't they on our side? Part of NATO, I thought. Anybody that will go to war with Georgia is OK with me; hate Atlanta, especially at rush hour.

re: #224 vagabond trader

Heh, been trying to establish dominion over my cat and he just gives me that go to hell glare.

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re: #222 Meatsss

What happened to applying no religious test to a candidate for national office?

What, you mean the one that if they weigh the same as a duck...

Joe Biden adds nothing. He is a nothing candidate. His vote totals in the democrat primary were so low , using the margin of error he actually had less than zero % of the vote totals.

Palin appeals to real americans. Lots of working mothers out there, and they do vote.
They will not vote for Biden and Hussein Obama.

Somewhere, the Obameister and his staff are huddled together wetting their pants.

Children with Down's syndrome require an awful lot of attention. The role of Vice President, it seems to me, would take up an awful lot of her time, and it raises the issue of how much time will she have to dedicate to her newborn child?"

CNN's John Roberts-

You are welcome Goddess, I'm just happy she didn't name them after some of the more obscure villages up there like some do. What kid wants to be named Anatuvak or Hoonah?

Taqyia2Me (#215),

McCain certainly ain't playing to lose, in every sense of the word! Today, I went from voting against a Ayers fellow-traveler to voting FOR an American ticket!
I am certain I am not alone.

And you are right.

re: #225 calcajun

You are dallying with the llama.
Go Tibet without your supper!

/no offense intended

re: #223 Killgore Trout

Should I google that term or did they just make it up?

Sticking in in yahoo and the first hit I got was something on Dubya.

re: #232 livefreeor die

Somewhere, the Obameister and his staff are huddled together wetting their pants.

Big huge fuck-up on their part not putting Hillary! on the ticket.

re: #233 arizona9

Children with Down's syndrome require an awful lot of attention. The role of Vice President, it seems to me, would take up an awful lot of her time, and it raises the issue of how much time will she have to dedicate to her newborn child?"

CNN's John Roberts-

Ladies, we still have a long way to go.

re: #222 Meatsss

The Obama opened the "religion" issue with that hideous church he dragged his family to.

The real problem most Kos Kids have with Palin is that she believes in a Living God and living babies. The opposite view of most Kos Kids. Worship of God instead of man,raising of babies instead of killing them through abortion. Yep,I see why the Kos Kids are upset.

re: #227 Sharmuta

It has about the same effect as a strong, intelligent conservative woman has.

LOL!

re: #227 Sharmuta

It has about the same effect as a strong, intelligent conservative woman has.

Where are the JEwish ones? Most I know are very liberal.

re: #233 arizona9

Children with Down's syndrome require an awful lot of attention. The role of Vice President, it seems to me, would take up an awful lot of her time, and it raises the issue of how much time will she have to dedicate to her newborn child?"

CNN's John Roberts-

Unbelieveable.

re: #231 Shug

Joe Biden adds nothing. He is a nothing candidate. His vote totals in the democrat primary were so low , using the margin of error he actually had less than zero % of the vote totals.

Palin appeals to real americans. Lots of working mothers out there, and they do vote.
They will not vote for Biden and Hussein Obama.

Actually he pulls in the cash from the Credit card lobbies and insurance outfits.

re: #238 Taqyia2Me

Big huge fuck-up on their part not putting Hillary! on the ticket.

Well, they'll pay dearly for it. Hell, with an Obama loss, expect a major purge within their ranks.

re: #229 goddessoftheclassroom

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re: #233 arizona9

Stupid on so many levels. Perhaps the child's father can tend to him? I think they can get by on just her salary as VP... Anyway, I'm sure Vice pres requires not so much more time than governor.

re: #233 arizona9

Children with Down's syndrome require an awful lot of attention. The role of Vice President, it seems to me, would take up an awful lot of her time, and it raises the issue of how much time will she have to dedicate to her newborn child?"

CNN's John Roberts-

Desperation. It's a terrible thing!

re: #227 Sharmuta

It has about the same effect as a strong, intelligent conservative woman has.

You know, that's how some of the Kos Kids want Mistress Spanksalot to act when they go in for a session. They like it, but won't admit it.

;)

Well the KOS kids are speculating that she had her daughter's baby and the hardcore feminists are saying that she really isn't a woman...for crying out loud, what is she packing down there?

re: #233 arizona9

Children with Down's syndrome require an awful lot of attention. The role of Vice President, it seems to me, would take up an awful lot of her time, and it raises the issue of how much time will she have to dedicate to her newborn child?"

CNN's John Roberts-

As working Mothers heads explode all over the world over the sheer stupidity of such a remark.

Hey Roberts, how about all them working Mothers on CNN staff. They shooting daggers your way yet?

WTF is Joel's Army? Is any of this stuff real or ar they just making stuff up?

Would it be too catty of me to point out that like the Obamas, Gov. Palin got through college on her looks?

If McCain / Palin win in '08, what would that do for Hillary's chances in '12?

livefreeor die (#232),

Somewhere, the Obameister and his staff are huddled together wetting their pants.

True.

re: #218 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Yiii-yelp !

yit... yit... yit

(YMMV)

That's a KOS dog.
Mine does the "Yiii-yelp", then follows is up with a
snrrr ... snrrr ... garhagh garhagh SNAP.

Recommended: be backed up five feet before the SNAP.

120 lbs ... see avatar.

re: #238 Taqyia2Me

Big huge fuck-up on their part not putting Hillary! on the ticket.

And somewhere Hillary is cackling with glee!

re: #233 arizona9

Children with Down's syndrome require an awful lot of attention. The role of Vice President, it seems to me, would take up an awful lot of her time, and it raises the issue of how much time will she have to dedicate to her newborn child?"

CNN's John Roberts-

ah...its called a husband.

re: #232 livefreeor die

Somewhere, the Obameister and his staff are huddled together wetting their pants.

I thought they were in Epcot--not San Francisco.

re: #139 goddessoftheclassroom

PRICELESS!

re: #237 Sharmuta

I googled Joel's Army and got some hits but I still have no idea what it is.

re: #213 Bobblehead

I'm looking forward to a joyous Republican Convention.

As long as Gustav doesn't slam into New Orleans. Because if it does, you guys aren't gonna have much of a convention.

At least we can safely say there won't be one death in Louisiana this time around eh? ;)

re: #251 Big Steve

Well the KOS kids are speculating that she had her daughter's baby and the hardcore feminists are saying that she really isn't a woman...for crying out loud, what is she packing down there?

More stones than they ever knew existed!

The people on the left are losing it over Palin. I'm scanning the channels and the folks at MSNBC are falling apart. Chrissy Mathews is starting to slobber and stutter like he's getting some sort of nervous tick.

They've already slammed her stint as the mayor of a small town, now her religious beliefs, what about the guns, or did I miss that?

You go into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced them…And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not.

And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustration

~The One~NObama

re: #254 goddessoftheclassroom

Would it be too catty of me to point out that like the Obamas, Gov. Palin got through college on her looks?

yes...but if you have pictures of her in college I would be glad to evaluate.