It is a miracle birth!

Terry Moron? He is a blooper.

heh.

See? It's a miracle.

Inconceivable!

A good looking news reader telling us perfectly useless and inaccurate information.
It is a metaphor for our time.

LMAO! Moment for the history books indeed.

WOW!

re: #5 runrabbitrun

Inconceivable!

Huzzah! Awesome one worder!

Wow. That would be CHANGE.

Perhaps he truly is the savior!

Man Rush is still furious!

Would someone describe it, please? Video blocked at work.

Is Obama's dad Arnold Schwarzenegger?

If a man gets pregnant how is he to know the child is his own?

re: #13 CyanSnowHawk

Would someone describe it, please? Video blocked at work.

"The son of a black man from Kenya and a white man from Kansas..."

That's one for the history books alright.

Children's book of the month: Barack's Two Daddies

That is ONE BIGGEEEE WHOPPER OLA for the history books.

Hahhahaha.

Well, in the dopey newsreader's defense, isn't the Big O's mom's name Stanley?

re: #16 Fat Jolly Penguin

"The son of a black man from Kenya and a white man from Kansas..."

Oh no!

Look what gay marriage has brought us to.

The new left. lol

re: #20 TOWM

Well, in the dopey newsreader's defense, isn't the Big O's mom's name Stanley?

Yeah, that would tend to confuse one.

re: #15 Moe Katz

If a man gets pregnant how is he to know the child is his own?

Well, maybe it is really an alien larva implanted in him, which will be born and eat its host, the way some wasps, I think, or is it spiders, lay their eggs.
So all he has to do is make sure it is human and not some alien insect eggs.
/do I need to?

Yes, I definitely would call that a history making moment. That even exceeds virgin birth.

re: #13 CyanSnowHawk

He glowingly refers to BHO as the product of a black man from Africa and a white MAN from America.

That is a keeper.

It's the moonbat's wildest fantasy...two gay men actually able to procreate. Now that really is leveling the playing field.

THE Progressive MESSIAH!

Barack Obama OUT DOES the Virgin Mary! Out does Jesus!

Can't touch that!

re: #16 Fat Jolly Penguin

"The son of a black man from Kenya and a white man from Kansas..."

Heh. I heard this one on WLS before I saw it. Don Wade was having a ton of fun playing it.

LMAO...Obama's full of history making miracles.

That's indeed one for the BIOLOGY books!

re: #26 WriterMom

He glowingly refers to BHO as the product of a black man from Africa and a white MAN from America.

Finally, we have the solution to the sexism of gender-specific terms. Call everyone a man. The feminists will be upset, but they always are, anyway.
/do I need to?

Does nyone know if this is how it works if you are from Kenya?

re: #28 JohnAdams

Amazing that it all worked out...two men-two different colours..."punished" with having a child.

re: #29 WriterMom

Can't touch that!

Don't want to!

That explains so much.

Kinda

This is why I have never owned a TV.

Does anyone have a barf bag?

"The son of a black man from Kenya and a white man from Kansas."

re: #20 TOWM

Well, in the dopey newsreader's defense, isn't the Big O's mom's name Stanley?

Mrs. Hawk has an ambiguous name, spelled in a typically masculine manner. It makes for an occasional chuckle at junk mail and telemarketers.

"not that there's anything wrong with that" seinfeld

re: #6 rawmuse

A good looking news reader telling us perfectly useless and inaccurate information.
It is a metaphor for our time.

I remember a newsreader saying that Bastille Day was the French Independence Day.

Gack!

This makes Jesus' virgin birth look positively pedestrian by comparison.

Gold, pure gold.

'Tis gay marriage

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.

NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!

Why the Palin baby story matters.

(HT: John Ray)

That right there is change I CAN'T believe in.

I guess we now understand why we should legalize gay marriage. Who are we to deny the natural father(s) of Obama.

re: #42 Halman

"not that there's anything wrong with that" seinfeld

Actually, this is probably repulsive to most gay men. A friend of mine who is gay refers to hetero, child-rearing people derisively as "breeders."

re: #42 Halman

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

WICKED!

AHAHAHHAHHAHHA

re: #43 The Other Les

I remember a newsreader saying that Bastille Day was the French Independence Day.

Gack!

I thought that this was Bastille Day

Boy, their terror of an individualist woman in the White House is running full blast. All the way into Freudland.

Ha!

Obviously Obama supports gay marriage.

What a dope.

re: #47 jill e

OY VEY THAT'S FUNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What the hey. It's all blather anyways. They do not think about it or even really read it. Nothing goes into the deep brain. This can happen to people working in many jobs. You hope the physician fights it but I'm not sure of a foolproof technique.

On my first ship the Chaplain was a very charismatic guy who looked like a televangelist. Being the only Jewish officer I was instantly made a lay leader and assigned the job of assisting him by selling the Cruise Book, like a HS yearbook for the deployment. Guess that was under the theory of "Sales? oh yeah you should know this you're a Jew right?" The Chaplain Commander figured we could cut costs and get the Marines to buy the book if we didn't put all their photos in but just three, one Black, one White, one Brown since, "They'll all point and say that's me."

And were supposed to believe these people are so smart as to guide us in our electoral decisions- they can't even read a teleprompter. Hell- he didn't even seen to realize he'd made a mistake. He's Ron Burgundy.

Obama/Biden to prosecute the Bush regime.....
Biden Rips Bush Administration

Looking to the future but with one eye on the past, Biden also promised that an Obama-Biden government would go through Bush administration data with "a fine-toothed comb" and pursue criminal charges if necessary.

"If there has been a basis upon which you can pursue someone for a criminal violation," he said, "they will be pursued, not out of vengeance, not out of retribution - out of the need to preserve the notion that no one, no one, no attorney general, no president, no one is above the law."

re: #33 Kosh's Shadow

Finally, we have the solution to the sexism of gender-specific terms. Call everyone a man. The feminists will be upset, but they always are, anyway.
/do I need to?

Ayn Rand always used the male inclusive when talking about a class of people that included herself.

re: #43 The Other Les

I remember a newsreader saying that Bastille Day was the French Independence Day.

Gack!

In a broad sense it is their equivalent, it is the national holiday that celebrates the birth of Republican France, and it takes place in the first half of July, which is useful for holidays of that kind---Canada's is July 1.

Y'all should listen to my #48 in the background while commenting to the thread...I'm killing myself laughing.

I love how he didn't even realize he'd made the mistake.

Shouldn't this be on Oprah or something?

re: #44 zombie

Yes-that's what I think...the "progressive" Messiah has out done Jesus and Mary.

re: #43 The Other Les

I remember a newsreader saying that Bastille Day was the French Independence Day.

Gack!

Ridiculous! Everyone knows Cinco de Mayo is the French Independence Day.

re: #65 brainwizard73

Shouldn't this be on Oprah or something?

On the cover of US magazine maybe?

I saw this yesterday.. What an self important idiot.

Obama is the Leftist Messiah. They do everything backwards.

re: #43 The Other Les

I remember a newsreader saying that Bastille Day was the French Independence Day.

Gack!

No one ever said reporters and news anchors were smart. I find most of them to be like the Platte River in their knowledge; a mile wide, and less than an inch deep.

Maybe he was adopted?

re: #60 Killgore Trout

No one is above the law, but apparently the law only applies to the GOP. When President Clinton was impeached for obstruction of justice and perjury, you didn't think those sufficient grounds for investigation.

re: #60 Killgore Trout

Obama/Biden to prosecute the Bush regime.....
Biden Rips Bush Administration

Good lord. Show trials! Just what our political culture needs. Stay classy, Dems.

re: #70 Iron Fist

You mean, they are a little behind?

Oh, the marvels of modern genetic engineering!

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 4:
• Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama enters the No Spin Zone for the first time ever! Don't miss this 'Factor' event!

However, before you dismiss this as a mere blooper, remember that Obama's "mother" was actually named Stanley. (Not joking.)

Stanley Ann Dunham Soetoro

Stanley Ann Dunham Soetoro (November 29, 1942 – November 7, 1995), known as Ann Dunham, and later as Ann Sutoro[1] was the mother of United States Senator and presidential candidate Barack Obama.[2]
...
She was named after her father,[3] who reportedly gave his daughter and only child his name because he had wanted a boy; however, she was referred to as "Ann."[6]

re: #60 Killgore Trout

Obama/Biden to prosecute the Bush regime.....
Biden Rips Bush Administration

Once again, that sonofabitch is letting his alligator mouth write checks his hummingbird ass can't cash.

re: #60 Killgore Trout

Obama/Biden to prosecute the Bush regime.....
Biden Rips Bush Administration

He's just trying to motivate their new base...the ones who are mad at Pelosi and Reid for failing to "get" Bush. BDS could destroy the Dem party.

It's the counterpoint to a classic.

re: #77 kansas

"Nose Pin Zone"

re: #60 Killgore Trout

Obama/Biden to prosecute the Bush regime.....
Biden Rips Bush Administration

Charles, this one warrants a thread, IMHO.

re: #71 Honorary Yooper

No one ever said reporters and news anchors were smart. I find most of them to be like the Platte River in their knowledge; a mile wide, and less than an inch deep.

They present themselves as such, but I guess basic human reproduction is too deep for them.

Perhaps barry's a clone?

re: #52 JohnAdams

Actually, this is probably repulsive to most gay men. A friend of mine who is gay refers to hetero, child-rearing people derisively as "breeders."

"Breeders" newer heard that one.

re: #9 Celtic Templar

Huzzah! Awesome one worder!

::blush:: thanks for your kindness CT!

re: #84 Sharmuta

Jimmy Carter with a tan?

re: #79 maddogg

Once again, that sonofabitch is letting his alligator mouth write checks his hummingbird ass can't cash.

LMAO

re: #67 Occasional Reader

Ridiculous! Everyone knows Cinco de Mayo is the French Independence Day.

Really? I thought that was the day a bunch of Mexicans beat the French Army.

re: #60 Killgore Trout

That's rich.

Biden ripped the Bush administration for wasting a chance to unite the nation in the aftermath of the September 11 terrorist attacks.

Maybe if Clinton had done something right the first time around-there wouldn't have been a September 11. Grr...

I assume it was a caesarian delivery.

re: #78 zombie

However, before you dismiss this as a mere blooper, remember that Obama's "mother" was actually named Stanley. (Not joking.)

Stanley Ann Dunham Soetoro

So if... gawd fuhbid... we wind up with President Obama, we can say: "Well, this is a fine mess you've gotten us into, Stanley."

re: #78 zombie

My mother-in-law's first name is "Ernie", after her father, for the exact same reason.

re: #85 Halman

"Breeders" newer heard that one.

How'd he get here?

re: #60 Killgore Trout

Obama/Biden to prosecute the Bush regime.....
Biden Rips Bush Administration

Great, just what we need, star chamber trials. Yet another way in which the modern Democrat party resembles Stalin and his cohorts.

re: #68 Celtic Templar

A picture of both fathers in a clinch? I bet that would sell more than the terrorist Obama fist-bumper cover for the New Yorker.

Poor Terry. If not for some of his obvious bias, people wouldn't have so much fun with it. Make your bed? Lay in it.

re: #91 HelloDare

I assume it was a caesarian delivery.

That's gotta hurt !

re: #82 Ojoe

"Nose Pin Zone"

LMAO again.

re: #60 Killgore Trout

Biden is such an asshat.

Looking to the future but with one eye on the past, Biden also promised that an Obama-Biden government would go through Bush administration data with "a fine-toothed comb" and pursue criminal charges if necessary.

Save the "fine tooth comb" for that picket fence you call a hairline, Joe.

re: #79 maddogg

Once again, that sonofabitch is letting his alligator mouth write checks his hummingbird ass can't cash.

Note to Sarah Palin: PLEASE, PLEASE bring this up when you debate this worthless windbag. "So, Senator, you're on record as saying you intend to try to imprison your political opponents once you gain power, isn't that right?"

re: #60 Killgore Trout

Obama/Biden to prosecute the Bush regime.....
Biden Rips Bush Administration

Does that mean we get to rehash all the UN resolutions, every Democratic statement regarding Saddam, the mandate for regime change in Iraq from Clinton or what?

Let Biden speak! He knows more than us! He told us so!

I think this is obviously a missconception.

re: #78 zombie

Could be the basis for a country-western song? Oh, wait, it's been done.

re: #84 Sharmuta

They present themselves as such, but I guess basic human reproduction is too deep for them.

Perhaps barry's a clone?

Well, when your job is to read off a teleprompter...

re: #91 HelloDare

Don't go there. LOL

re: #100 Dirk Diggler

OOOOOOH...Dirk's tawkin tough!

Remember Dan Rather's "Reagan admenstruation?"

re: #60 Killgore Trout

Obama/Biden to prosecute the Bush regime.....
Biden Rips Bush Administration

I know this is red meat for the Democrats who are going to vote for Obama/Biden anyway, but does anyone know how this plays with the Independents? Do they really want to open up this can of worms?

Actually...

It's a MR CONCEPTION not MISS CONCEPTION.

hahahahhahaa

re: #103 WriterMom

It does seem ill-conceived.

re: #60 Killgore Trout

Obama/Biden to prosecute the Bush regime.....
Biden Rips Bush Administration

IIRC- barry already said he was going to do this, so biden is just reiterating his bosses position. And it's quite a dangerous precedent to set as well.

Reminds me of the time I wrote an piece about a cop who found drugs in his patrol car before his morning shift, except I left out the "f" in shift. No one caught it before it hit the stands.

re: #60 Killgore Trout

Obama/Biden to prosecute the Bush regime.....
Biden Rips Bush Administration

The whole stinking bunch should be hauled into court in October for RICO charges. From Rezco to Soros to Obama and breathe hard on Biden the blowhard as his hard drives get examined.

Of course, this newsreader's blooper makes no less sense than Farrakhan's line about Obama being "a black man, born of a white woman."

re: #105 Honorary Yooper

Well, when your job is to read off a teleprompter...

...you might just be good enough to be President.

re: #112 Sharmuta

IIRC- barry already said he was going to do this, so biden is just reiterating his bosses position. And it's quite a dangerous precedent to set as well.

Sharm, Obama is a dangerous precedent.

re: #78 zombie

However, before you dismiss this as a mere blooper, remember that Obama's "mother" was actually named Stanley. (Not joking.)

Stanley Ann Dunham Soetoro

[You folks have no idea how annoyed Les gets when someone cold calls him on the phone and asks for Miss Leslie Bates or Mrs. Leslie Bates]
I don't really get annoyed, I get even...

re: #102 Celtic Templar

Why aren't they going on a 57 state swing? They are only hitting 48 states?

Where is the love for Gaza?

re: #91 HelloDare

I assume it was a caesarian delivery.

No, these people are masters at pulling things out of their a$$es!

Sorry, could not resist that one!

re: #91 HelloDare

I assume it was a caesarian delivery.

It was sort of a Sid Caesarian delivery.

Rush just said Barack Obama is half the man Sarah Palin is. Go Rush!

re: #115 Occasional Reader

Of course, this newsreader's blooper makes no less sense than Farrakhan's line about Obama being "a black man, born of a white woman."

Well, he was half right....

re: #103 WriterMom

I think this is obviously a missconception.

You're buzzsawmonkey's sock puppet, aren't you?

re: #60 Killgore Trout

Obama/Biden to prosecute the Bush regime.....
Biden Rips Bush Administration

They'd come to regret doing that, because it would set an ugly precedent.

So he is a "Brokeback Obama Baby"

re: #124 Occasional Reader

{OR}

We demand DNA!

re: #121 wrenchwench

OHGAWD. Lololololol

re: #122 Bobblehead

Rush just said Barack Obama is half the man Sarah Palin is. Go Rush!

You must have less of a delay than I do 'cause he just said that here.

McCain greeting Bristol and her fiance

Look at how she looks at Senator McCain...hoping he likes him.
Look at the straightforward way the young man looks McCain in the eye.

re: #126 Halman

So he is a "Brokeback Obama Baby"

Lizards are on a roll today.

re: #115 Occasional Reader

Get out. He said that?

re: #113 MandyManners

Reminds me of the time I wrote an piece about a cop who found drugs in his patrol car before his morning shift, except I left out the "f" in shift. No one caught it before it hit the stands.

Well, either way, I guess the story could still be accurate.

re: #112 Sharmuta

IIRC- barry already said he was going to do this, so biden is just reiterating his bosses position. And it's quite a dangerous precedent to set as well.

Yup, these political trials are part of his platform.....
Obama Would "Immediately Review" Potential Of Crimes In Bush White House

It could really destabilize the country if they attempt this.

re: #97 Halman

That's gotta hurt !

Ask a female hyena.

But providing the extra hormones takes a toll on the mother. The dose of androgen that she received from her own alpha mother damages her ovaries, making it difficult to conceive.

It also causes female reproductive organs to grow. A lot. Her clitoris, which contains the birthing canal, protrudes 7 inches from her body.

"Imagine giving birth through a penis," said study co-author Kay Holekamp of Michigan State University. "It's really weird genitalia, but it seems to work. Although giving birth through a 'penis' isn't a trivial problem."

The clitoris' birth canal is only an inch in diameter, and the tissue often tears as a 2-pound cub squeezes through the narrow opening. The rip can be fatal, as evidenced by the high death rate for first-time mothers.

"We've had a lot of men run president and nobody ever asked them if they can be a father and a president" -Rudy Giuliani an the Palin attacks.

re: #126 Halman

If a baby got out that way-it would be more like BrokeTush IMHO.

re: #78 zombie

However, before you dismiss this as a mere blooper, remember that Obama's "mother" was actually named Stanley. (Not joking.)

Stanley Ann Dunham Soetoro

In my dim memory and limited experience that is one of several factors that can be used by a young man to get a girl to demonstrate just how female she is.

re: #94 kansas

How'd he get here?

Much like Islam, there's a real supremacy meme in the gay community. Camille Paglia is very strong on this idea. She thinks the gay man (unlike the lesbian woman, whom she despises ironically enough) is the highest evolution of human beings. I swear.

re: #130 Honorary Yooper

You must have less of a delay than I do 'cause he just said that here.

Rush 24-7. Get to watch him on the ditto cam too.

Anybody hear Rush rip Byron Allen? These guys pose these questions and don't have the balls to answer when they get challenged.

re: #92 Occasional Reader

So if... gawd fuhbid... we wind up with President Obama, we can say: "Well, this is a fine mess you've gotten us into, Stanley."

The family moved to Mercer Island, Washington, in 1956 so that 13-year old Ann could attend the Mercer Island high school that had just opened,[6] where teachers Val Foubert and Jim Wichterman taught the importance of challenging societal norms and questioning authority.

Great. Commie teachers in public schools. The whole Obama as Marxist thing is their fault.

re: #109 Semper Gumbi

I know this is red meat for the Democrats who are going to vote for Obama/Biden anyway, but does anyone know how this plays with the Independents? Do they really want to open up this can of worms?

Opening this can of worms might very well spell our death knell and lead to a second War Between the States. Public officials are almost entirely immune from prosecution and that certainly applies to the President. They had the chance to impeach Bush, but they don't get to charge him with a crime.

re: #137 Kenneth

"We've had a lot of men run president and nobody ever asked them if they can be a father and a president" -Rudy Giuliani an the Palin attacks.

That's because raising babies is woman's work.

/

re: #113 MandyManners

Shit really does happen.

Two and a half men!

After the broadcast:

"Oh forget what I said. Who cares? How'd my hair look?"

re: #113 MandyManners

Reminds me of the time I wrote an piece about a cop who found drugs in his patrol car before his morning shift, except I left out the "f" in shift. No one caught it before it hit the stands.

That's funnier than hell..LOL

re: #60 Killgore Trout

The Bush Administration should have looked at the Clinton Administration that way. There'd be a lot of people in lockup. Maybe Bush should gift Obama with a raft of indictments if he should he win. If nothing else, it'd be interesting to see how Obama would quash them.

re: #147 allah this

LOL

re: #121 wrenchwench

It was sort of a Sid Caesarian delivery.

Ba-da-boom!

Obama:

All behold the new Messiah

Born of 2 men!

Father, Father and Eloquent Community Organizer

(A whole new take on the Christian concept of the Holy Trinity)

The truth....
Barack Obama conceived by a 17 year old unmarried white women and an already married Kenyan man.

They can't handle the truth, it's not a blooper it's a coverup!
semi/

re: #120 JohnAdams

No, these people are masters at pulling things out of their a$$es!

Sorry, could not resist that one!

Oh there is a whole book out with this meme you know - several in fact:
[Link: www.amazon.com...]

If Biden ever got an injection of testosterone, he'd go into toxic shock.

re: #146 MandyManners

Shit really does happen.

At least you could blame the printer or the editor or somebody, any body . . . . not me, Mom.

re: #135 Killgore Trout

Yup, these political trials are part of his platform.....
Obama Would "Immediately Review" Potential Of Crimes In Bush White House

It could really destabilize the country if they attempt this.

Absolutely- it would tie the hands of future Presidents. Also- I think he's basically saying Congressional oversight is worthless, too. He's breaking the checks and balances of our Constitution.

re: #135 Killgore Trout

Yup, these political trials are part of his platform.....
Obama Would "Immediately Review" Potential Of Crimes In Bush White House

It could really destabilize the country if they attempt this.

The radicals seem to want to destroy us.

A moment for the history books. Yes...the day that the Democratic nominee for POTUS was revealed to have been birthed by a man.

re: #135 Killgore Trout

Yup, these political trials are part of his platform.....
Obama Would "Immediately Review" Potential Of Crimes In Bush White House

It could really destabilize the country if they attempt this.

That is the kind of thing that could set off a civil war.

I heard this joke on the way to work.

A guy goes to his doctor's office for a checkup. The doctor says, "Joe, as your doctor I've got to tell you, it's imperative that you stop masturbating."

The man replied, "Why doctor, is my health at risk?"

The doctor replied, "No Joe, I need you to stop so that I can examine you for chrissake!"

Hey, folks, maybe Obama's been lying to us (what's the chance of that?). Maybe he's really white, and just has a dark tan.

re: #162 Lizard by the Bay

Ewwww.

re: #162 Lizard by the Bay

I heard this joke on the way to work.

A guy goes to his doctor's office for a checkup. The doctor says, "Joe, as your doctor I've got to tell you, it's imperative that you stop masturbating."

The man replied, "Why doctor, is my health at risk?"

The doctor replied, "No Joe, I need you to stop so that I can examine you for chrissake!"

*whack*
*whack*
*whack*
*whack*
*whack*

re: #163 Iron Fist

Hey, folks, maybe Obama's been lying to us (what's the chance of that?). Maybe he's really white, and just has a dark tan.

If he were a Republican, kos and huff would probably start that rumor.

re: #154 jcm

And Obama is, litterally, a bastard. Wouldn't you love to see McCain call him on that?!?

re: #54 saberry0530

I thought that this was Bastille Day

awesome...

re: #131 Typicalwhitey

McCain greeting Bristol and her fiance

Look at how she looks at Senator McCain...hoping he likes him.
Look at the straightforward way the young man looks McCain in the eye.

Captions:

"Boy, step outside into my office."
"Hold still, my snipers are lining you up now."
"At least your child will be born of a woman."
"All the bored teenagers in Alaska, and you knock up the ONE I have an interest in."
"I would love to introduce you to my old friends from Viet Nam. We'll go see Capt. Ho and Sgt. Diep right after the photo op."

re: #137 Kenneth

"We've had a lot of men run president and nobody ever asked them if they can be a father and a president" -Rudy Giuliani an the Palin attacks.

I like Rudy. I think I know Rudy. I am from NJ and have followed him all thru his carrer. I think Rudy can be a nasty guy alot. And I hope tonight is one of those times. I hope Rudy uses the old scorched earth policy tonight. I want moonbat heads exploding all over the country tonight. I want Rudy to defend the honor of Sarah palin tonight. I believe he will. Yes I do.

re: #112 Sharmuta

IIRC- barry already said he was going to do this, so biden is just reiterating his bosses position. And it's quite a dangerous precedent to set as well.

There's nothing like a manufactured scandal to take attention away from a tax hike.

Will this make the cover of US next week?

re: #60 Killgore Trout

Obama/Biden to prosecute the Bush regime.....
Biden Rips Bush Administration

* * *
After the Nuremberg rallies come the Nuremberg trials, naturellemente.

Nothing positive came out of that World Citizen's tour...

re: #136 HelloDare

"Imagine giving birth through a penis,"

I... really... can't.

re: #167 Iron Fist

I want to see him get called on saying we are our brother's keeper while he lets his brother live in a shack.

re: #156 maddogg

If Biden ever got an injection of testosterone, he'd go into toxic shock.

If he ever got an injection of testosterone, maybe he'd grow some balls?

"The son of a black man from Kenya and a white man from Kansas..."

It's a wonder he didn't come out gray!

/ducks

re: #135 Killgore Trout

Yup, these political trials are part of his platform.....
Obama Would "Immediately Review" Potential Of Crimes In Bush White House

It could really destabilize the country if they attempt this.

It would also open Obama *himself* up to potential future criminal charges once HE left office.

And If Obama thinks he's going to be POTUS without along the way doing SOMETHING (probably legal) that one of his political opponents thinks is illegal and wants to persecute him for (or prosecute), he's sadly mistaken.

Its a stupid, stupid move, and a very dangerous precedent.

re: #133 WriterMom

Get out. He said that?

It's fair. If you're mixed-race, you get to pick which race to belong to. Very Lord of the Rings Elrond and Elros-ish.

re: #167 Iron Fist

And Obama is, litterally, a bastard. Wouldn't you love to see McCain call him on that?!?

Ohhh! I see a moment in Palin's speech.....

"Now, I need to address an burning issue. An issue of an unwed 17 year old girl and the fate of the child..... but enough about the fate of Barack Obama!"

Stop the presses!

Lindsay Lohan: Daughter's Pregnancy Is Taking Spotlight Away From Sarah Palin

The 22-year-old actress took to her MySpace blog Tuesday to post her thoughts about Republican John McCain's running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, and the revelation that Palin's unmarried 17-year-old daughter is pregnant.

"I've been watching the news all morning, like everyone else — and (I) keep hearing about the issues related to `teen pregnancy.' ... Well, I think the real problem comes from the fact that we are taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place," Lohan wrote.

Lohan suggested Palin "focus on delivering some words and policy with stronger impact like Joe Biden," Democrat Barack Obama's running

Being the son of two men contradicts the official Dem party line that he was born of a virgin and a certain Deity.

re: #169 OldLineTexan

Captions:

"Boy, step outside into my office."
"Hold still, my snipers are lining you up now."
"At least your child will be born of a woman."
"All the bored teenagers in Alaska, and you knock up the ONE I have an interest in."
"I would love to introduce you to my old friends from Viet Nam. We'll go see Capt. Ho and Sgt. Diep right after the photo op."

Son, you better treat her right!

re: #133 WriterMom

Get out. He said that?

If my sometimes faulty memory serves, yes. Someone posted a link to it here at LGF, maybe... 3 or 4 months ago?

re: #131 Typicalwhitey

McCain greeting Bristol and her fiance

Look at how she looks at Senator McCain...hoping he likes him.
Look at the straightforward way the young man looks McCain in the eye.

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Man up, young man! Facing up to the facts of life and dealing with them, what a concept.

Liberals can't conceive of this attitude towards natural family formation!

re: #161 Ward Cleaver

That is the kind of thing that could set off a civil war.

That sort of thing DID set off a civil war...in ancient Rome.

If Obama prosecutes Bush for war crimes, does that mean Biden (and every senator who voted for the war authorization) is charged as an accessory?

re: #182 Rednek

Stop the presses!

Lindsay Lohan: Daughter's Pregnancy Is Taking Spotlight Away From Sarah Palin

But what did Paris Hilton have to say about this?

re: #178 2SoonOld2LateSmart

It's a wonder he didn't come out gray!

/ducks

He uses Just for Men.

re: #177 Nevergiveup

re: #156 maddogg

If Biden ever got an injection of testosterone, he'd go into toxic shock.

If he ever got an injection of testosterone, maybe he'd grow some balls?

Then maybe he could donate one for a transplant to Obama.

re: #167 Iron Fist

And Obama is, litterally, a bastard. Wouldn't you love to see McCain call him on that?!?

He was such a burden to his mother. If only she practice birth control. Where was her mother.

re: #171 Nevergiveup

Charles only allows me to upding you once...
/charles..can i buy extra dings? You could donate the proceeds to charity

re: #175 Occasional Reader

I... really... can't.

Does this mean that O is doubly endowed?

ROFLMAO I needed a good laugh today, thank you Charles ROFLMAO

re: #156 maddogg

If Biden ever got an injection of testosterone, he'd go into toxic shock.

re: #186 alegrias

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Man up, young man! Facing up to the facts of life and dealing with them, what a concept.

Liberals can't conceive of this attitude towards natural family formation!

What a nice photo.

re: #169 OldLineTexan

Captions:

"Boy, step outside into my office."
"Hold still, my snipers are lining you up now."
"At least your child will be born of a woman."
"All the bored teenagers in Alaska, and you knock up the ONE I have an interest in."
"I would love to introduce you to my old friends from Viet Nam. We'll go see Capt. Ho and Sgt. Diep right after the photo op."

"Ever heard of the Five-Finger Exploding Heart Technique? [thud]"

re: #191 maddogg

Then maybe he could donate one for a transplant to Obama.

[Link: thepeoplescube.com...]

re: #181 jcm

Ohhh! I see a moment in Palin's speech.....

"Now, I need to address an burning issue. An issue of an unwed 17 year old girl and the fate of the child..... but enough about the fate of Barack Obama!"

You're evil. I can respect that.

re: #189 looking closely

But what did Paris Hilton have to say about this?

I believe her official response was 'Teen pregnancy?...thats hot'.

How endearing it will be tonight to see Bristol with her fiance.

re: #186 alegrias

Liberals can't conceive of this attitude towards natural family formation!

I read the above fast and thought you said:
Liberals can't conceive of this attitude towards natural family" fornication"!
I thought it was cute.

re: #171 Nevergiveup

I want Rudy to defend the honor of Sarah palin tonight. I believe he will. Yes I do.

I agree. He's been rabidly on her side in some kind of Fraternity of the Executives way. No matter the size of the town, he's made it clear that she was his peer as a mayor and then beyond as a governor. Very classy.

re: #161 Ward Cleaver

That is the kind of thing that could set off a civil war.

Yep. Texas could host it. Lot's of us have been ready to get it on for a while now.

This is sooo going to backfire on them

re: #147 allah this

Two and a half men!

Barack Obama, Michelle Obama and Keith Olbermann stuck in an elevator?

re: #201 Typicalwhitey

How endearing it will be tonight to see Bristol with her fiance.

I think that is GREAT !

re: #131 Typicalwhitey

McCain greeting Bristol and her fiance

Look at how she looks at Senator McCain...hoping he likes him.
Look at the straightforward way the young man looks McCain in the eye.

* * *
Thank you for sharing this beautiful picture. I'm proud the young couple has adults willing to help them shoulder their new reality.

Who among us could have withstood this barrage of intolerant Taliban attacks on their vices/virtues?

re: #204 Sol Roth

Yep. Texas could host it. Lot's of us have been ready to get it on for a while now.

Haha. This weekend Texas will be hosting the U.S. civil war. Next week the rodeo.

re: #187 The Other Les

That sort of thing DID set off a civil war...in ancient Rome.

It also ultimately destroyed their republic and ushered in the empire.

re: #207 Halman

I think that is GREAT !

I think that will resonate with people.
His fiance, future mother of his child and he flew down here to man up and stand by her side.

There is no downside to that.

re: #201 Typicalwhitey

How endearing it will be tonight to see Bristol with her fiance.

It's and in your face smackdown of the media.
Here they are.... Make my day.

In Obama's world......anything is possible. CHANGE you can believe in?

re: #189 looking closely

How about the 300,000 Obama-bobo from Berlin? Will they hold up the lighters?

re: #207 Halman

That's amazing. That says a lot. Taking responsibility and choosing life. Lovely.

re: #180 OldLineTexan

It's fair. If you're mixed-race, you get to pick which race to belong to. Very Lord of the Rings Elrond and Elros-ish.

Many of the celebrity Elves wound up following the teachings of Elrond Hubbard.

re: #182 Rednek

I think we should ignore the views of unproductive drunks, but enough about Karl Marx...

re: #201 Typicalwhitey

How endearing it will be tonight to see Bristol with her fiance.

If my daughters ever found themselves in that position I hope they would handle themselves just as well. And as for the boy who would be my son in law, well I would do all I can to support him also--right after he got back from BASIC TRAINING!

re: #206 brainwizard73

Barack Obama, Michelle Obama and Keith Olbermann stuck in an elevator?

I only count 1 and a half. Michelle 1, Barack ½ but Keith?

Updign because that is a very astute observation for a vapid hollywood actress. Perhaps without even realizing it, she nails the MSM agenda.

re: #183 Moe Katz

Being the son of two men contradicts the official Dem party line that he was born of a virgin and a certain Deity.

Stan?

re: #217 The Other Les

I think we should ignore the views of unproductive destructive drunks, but enough about Karl Marx...

Fixed.

re: #65 brainwizard73

Shouldn't this be on Oprah or something?

Why not? They've already had a pregnant 'man'.

re: #215 WriterMom

And every mother watching will be ....awwwwww

re: #211 Typicalwhitey

I think that will resonate with people.
His fiance, future mother of his child and he flew down here to man up and stand by her side.

There is no downside to that.

I give the man a lot of credit for that.

re: #216 Occasional Reader

Or celebrity Elvises, following the lead of the Rondelles.

re: #183 Moe Katz

I thought his mother was a jackal, actually. Now I find out she was a he. This is so confusing!

re: #198 Fat Jolly Penguin

[Link: thepeoplescube.com...]

The picture alone is priceless.

This is posted on CNN...and it's not a hatchet job.

Commentary: America, meet Sarah Palin

It is easy to see why Alaskans hold the affection they do for their governor. She holds over 80 percent approval ratings in part because she connects with people. During her campaign for City Council, she and Todd went door to door pulling a wagon with their son Track, 4, and 2-year-old daughter, Bristol.

She doesn't have to pretend to understand the sensibilities of the average citizen, because she's been there; she and her family have experienced the same struggles to get by.

re: #207 Halman

I think that is GREAT !

Young man dating and tapping the Governors daughter, only now it turns out she is going to be the V-POTUS daughter. A made for TV movie. Disney?

re: #161 Ward Cleaver

That is the kind of thing that could set off a civil war.

Well it would almost certainly put an end to democracy. If presidents are jailed after they leave office by the party that replaces them it won't take long for somebody to decide not to leave. It's a very real possibility. However, I don't think Obama and Biden will actually follow through on this. I think they're just pandering to the leftist's fog march fantasies.

re: #227 Iron Fist

Not cool, IF.

re: #201 Typicalwhitey

How endearing it will be tonight to see Bristol with her fiance.

The Republican National Shotgun Wedding.

re: #212 jcm

Exactly.

BTW, check out the Jib Jab sendable - the Time For Some Campaignin'. Seems that Palin was on their radar. So why wasn't it on the media's radar?

I don't have a link, but I understand Elisabeth Hasselbeck stood up for Sarah and Bristol Palin on the View today and got savaged for it as usual. G-D bless Elisabeth Hasselbeck, she is a trooper!

black man from Kenya and a white man from Kansas

All right! Which one didn't use a condom?!

re: #233 The Other Les

The Republican National Shotgun Wedding.

Yeah sure.
Do the right thing = shotgun marriage.

According to his mother they already planned on getting married.
Just not this soon.

re: #228 Bobblehead

The picture alone is priceless.

Check out the photo and caption on the right: "A community in Chicago is missing its organizer". Heh.

I was just reading a WSJ article that really nailed it. Hmmm lemme find linky...
BRB

re: #231 Killgore Trout

Well it would almost certainly put an end to democracy. If presidents are jailed after they leave office by the party that replaces them it won't take long for somebody to decide not to leave. It's a very real possibility. However, I don't think Obama and Biden will actually follow through on this. I think they're just pandering to the leftist's fog march fantasies.

I would hope if (God forbid) obama became President, he would have at least one legal adviser who would tell him exactly what a dangerous precedent this would be, and it would open him up to the same sort of scrutiny after he left office.

re: #233 The Other Les

The Republican National Shotgun Wedding.

Either is being forced?

An anal birth...

That makes Barack either an obomination or a turd...or both.

/bbl, gotta hit the can and give birth to a barack!

I can really understand why the leftists are unafraid of touching off a civil war, they're all such scary badasses.

re: #217 The Other Les

I think we should ignore the views of unproductive drunks, but enough about Karl Marx...

* * *
Hey, you're making fun of leftists' prophet and Lord! There is no leader but Marx, and leftists are his mouthpieces.

I can see the schoolbook cover now..."Why Barry Has Two Daddies".

re: #242 MandyManners

Either is being forced?

Apparently not. It is just the date that maybe got moved up.

re: #136 HelloDare

Good grief, well, at least they have a sense of humor about it.

re: #244 maddogg

I can really understand why the leftists are unafraid of touching off a civil war, they're all such scary badasses.

And so well-armed, too.

/

It's the unimacculate birth!

unimacculate indeed.

re: #238 Typicalwhitey

Yeah sure.
Do the right thing = shotgun marriage.

According to his mother they already planned on getting married.
Just not this soon.

Of course.

She could have aborted the baby (probably without even telling her mother) and nobody would have even KNOWN about this issue.

That would have been the easy choice.

Instead, this 17 year old is being personally attacked because she decided to go the harder route of getting married and having the kid. . . or more to the point, because the partisan left really has nothing else politically to attack her MOTHER with.

re: #159 debutaunt

The radicals seem to want to destroy us.

The sitting President has no constitutional authority to review the actions of his predecessors, with or without an eye to prosecution.

re: #150 Iron Fist

The Bush Administration should have looked at the Clinton Administration that way. There'd be a lot of people in lockup. Maybe Bush should gift Obama with a raft of indictments if he should he win. If nothing else, it'd be interesting to see how Obama would quash them.

He won't. One of the reasons he is vulnerable is becasue he acts Presidential and not Democrat.

re: #167 Iron Fist

And Obama is, litterally, a bastard. Wouldn't you love to see McCain call him on that?!?

No.

MUST READ:

"A Clear and Present Danger To the American Left".

Money quote:

And leave her kid alone, bitch.

re: #243 Grok the Fullness

An anal birth...

That makes Barack either an obomination or a turd...or both.

/bbl, gotta hit the can and give birth to a barack!

CAn you up ding and down ding a comment?

re: #243 Grok the Fullness

*whackwhackwhackwhack*

re: #251 looking closely

Of course.

She could have aborted the baby (probably without even telling her mother) and nobody would have even KNOWN about this issue.

That would have been the easy choice.

Instead, this 17 year old is being personally attacked because she decided to go the harder route of getting married and having the kid. . . or more to the point, because the partisan left really has nothing else politically to attack her MOTHER with.

And apparently Sarah Palin is a good enought mom that her daughter came to her. And I am sure they worked thru the situation together!

re: #230 Outrider

Young man dating and tapping the Governors daughter, only now it turns out she is going to be the V-POTUS daughter. A made for TV movie. Disney?

Actually no....if Disney made it, it wouldn't be tasteful at all, just like all the stuff they shove on the "ABC Family" channel these days.

re: #218 Nevergiveup

If my daughters ever found themselves in that position I hope they would handle themselves just as well. And as for the boy who would be my son in law, well I would do all I can to support him also--right after he got back from BASIC TRAINING!

* * *
People ought to tell their daughters this AHEAD of time, that if they become "in a family way", their family will help them form a new family.

Knowing your family would love you & support you might keep young women from trekking alone to clinics to keep their "secret" secret.

Hysterical blooper not withstanding - I,just want to make sure I get this...
Mr. Obama being the son of "mixed race" parents - that's historic.
Ms. Palin - a working mom who worked her way through the "glass ceiling" , until she finally rose to become a very successful governor of a state - that's "controversial".

OK - I get it.

-I can't even watch the blow-dried, empty suits anymore - makes me too angry.

re: #253 kansas

He won't. One of the reasons he is vulnerable is becasue he acts Presidential and not Democrat.

Prediction: W never goes off to Dubai and pisses all over a sitting president and his country ala Boy Clinton and Jimmah.

re: #227 Iron Fist

I thought his mother was a jackal, actually. Now I find out she was a he. This is so confusing!

Hippy? Probably. Radical? Quite possibly.

Jackal? Unproveable, pointless, and tasteless.

We could justifiably talk about her political leanings, as they might inform us about how Barry thinks. But simply calling her names isn't cool.

re: #194 jorline

Does this mean that O is doubly endowed?

BRAIN BLEACH! STAT!