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Fri, Sep 12, 2008 at 11:07:40 am PDT

Error is always talkative.

Oliver Goldsmith

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1 turn  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:08:14am

Talk about timing

2 Sharmuta  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:08:50am
Error is always talkative.

Kind of like fjordman.

3 turn  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:08:52am

Literally just logged on, and guess what? A totally open and empty thread.

4 jcm  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:09:57am

Election 2008
RCP National Average
Obama 45.0
McCain 47.7

McCain +2.7

5 DesertSage  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:10:03am
6 Shug  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:11:09am

Knowledge is frequently inversely proportional to speaking ability.

7 realwest  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:11:38am

re: #2 Sharmuta LOL! Good one Sharm!

8 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:12:21am

Breaking News; Hezballah purchases 10,000 Septic tanks.

A Senior Hezballah official states, "As soon as we learn how to drive them, we will invade the Zionist Entity!"

9 Shug  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:12:35am

Everybody, Stand up for Chuck !

10 victor_yugo  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:12:45am

#1 bit of advice I ever got in life:

If you find yourself being audited, SHUT UP. Answer questions, and say nothing more.

You must resist the urge to fill the silence. Otherwise, you will dig your own grave.

11 jcm  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:12:46am

re: #6 Shug

Knowledge is frequently inversely proportional to speaking ability.

In Obamessiah case, off prompter speaking is logarithmically proportional.

12 Elcid  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:12:48am

Error is always talkative.

Damn good thing that I type then, huh?

13 CheDub  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:13:25am

re: #6 Shug

Similar to the idea "Those who can, do...those who can't, teach?" (not trying to offend any teachers, just always liked the quote)

14 victor_yugo  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:13:25am

re: #8 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Breaking News; Hezballah purchases 10,000 Septic tanks.

A Senior Hezballah official states, "As soon as we learn how to drive them, we will invade the Zionist Entity!"

They'll never stand up to Israel's antiseptic tanks.

15 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:13:37am

re: #9 Shug

Everybody, Stand up for Chuck !

Which reminds me;

Biden living up to his gaffe-prone reputation

16 Silhouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:13:47am

It isn't that liberals don't know anything, it is just that they know so much that just isn't so. - RR

17 turn  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:14:42am

re: #6 Shug

Knowledge is frequently inversely proportional to speaking ability.

And for Obama "there is a gap between adulation and achievement"

-krauthammer

18 Silhouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:15:02am

So, this whole thread is a neo-con excuse for the Chimp-in-Chief's inability to form a complete sentence, right?

/

19 sandspur  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:15:52am

A message for Obama from a young Iraq war veteran.
Worth the watch.

20 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:16:22am
21 sandspur  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:17:12am

re: #5 DesertSage

Dear Mr. Obama

Sorry Sage, I posted down thread before I saw your link. Didn't mean to step on your post!

22 Sparkizzy  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:18:07am
23 Cap'n DOC  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:18:19am

re: #9 Shug

Has Shug jr. got any insider information he's willing to cut loose with?

/overburping will do that to a guy.

24 ciaospirit  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:18:22am

re: #19 sandspur

A message for Obama from a young Iraq war veteran.
Worth the watch.

Absolutely! Make sure to watch it to the end.

25 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:18:52am

re: #14 victor_yugo

They'll never stand up to Israel's antiseptic tanks.

Groan.

26 realwest  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:18:58am

re: #15 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) OMG, LMAO here! From your link (just a partial quote):
And a human verbal wrecking crew. This is the fellow who nearly derailed his nascent presidential campaign last year by calling Obama bright and clean and articulate and who noted that you needed a slight Indian accent to walk into a Dunkin' Donuts or 7-11 in Delaware.

The guy who, reading his vice-presidential acceptance speech from a TelePrompter, bungled McCain's name, calling him "George" ("Freudian slip, folks, Freudian slip," he explained).

The guy who, on the day Obama announced him as his running mate, referred to his party's presidential nominee as "Barack America" and noted that his own wife, Jill, a college professor, was "drop-dead gorgeous" but who, problematically, possessed a doctorate.

ROTFLMAO! I CAN'T WAIT FOR BIDEN TO DEBATE PALIN!

27 somecallmetim  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:19:19am

re: #9 Shug

And they're worried about Palin being a heartbeat away?

28 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:19:19am

re: #8 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Breaking News; Hezballah purchases 10,000 Septic tanks.

A Senior Hezballah official states, "As soon as we learn how to drive them, we will invade the Zionist Entity!"

A suitable receptacle for the Hezbollocks.

29 DesertSage  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:19:58am

re: #21 sandspur

Sorry Sage, I posted down thread before I saw your link. Didn't mean to step on your post!

That's cool, it's more important to get as many people to watch it then for me to get credit for posting it first.

Semper Fi.

30 nikis-knight  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:20:12am

Hey, anyone else notice Charles Johnson is pictured in the PJ media ad on the right side? First time I've seen our host's picture.

31 Silhouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:20:40am

re: #27 somecallmetim

And they're worried about Palin being a heartbeat away?

Drink!

32 nikis-knight  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:20:58am

On another note, Republicans should refuse to go on any interview that isn't broadcast live in its entirety.

33 DaddyO  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:21:00am
34 Cap'n DOC  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:21:40am
A suitable receptacle for the Hezbolluttocks.

/fixed

35 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:22:11am

re: #32 nikis-knight

On another note, Republicans should refuse to go on any interview that isn't broadcast live in its entirety.

Then the MSM will say "Republicans refuse to talk to the press. What are they hiding?" They were pulling that on Palin recently

36 realwest  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:22:22am

re: #30 nikis-knight
Huh, no I hadn't noticed that! Thanks for pointing it out.
Oh, and a tip for PJ TV - get a professional photographer to take your PR photos, please. Charles is much younger than he looks in that photo!

37 Shug  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:22:41am

Mrs Shug just called me @ work FURIOUS about the way the McCains were treated on "The View" this morning

I took appropriate actions and scolded Mrs Shug for watching the view.

but I don't know why John McCain would go on that show. I hear Palin refused to go on the show. Good for her.

38 SouthAmericanWay  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:23:08am

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39 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:23:23am

re: #37 Shug

Mrs Shug just called me @ work FURIOUS about the way the McCains were treated on "The View" this morning

I took appropriate actions and scolded Mrs Shug for watching the view.

but I don't know why John McCain would go on that show. I hear Palin refused to go on the show. Good for her.

He figured if he could handle the North Vietnamese interrogations, he could handle the show.

40 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:24:09am
41 Shug  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:24:17am

re: #39 Kosh's Shadow

But he didn't intentionally bail out over Hanoi and why give those Gorgons the satisfaction of even speaking to him.

42 realwest  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:24:22am

re: #35 Kosh's Shadow
Hello my friend - I have to agree with nikis-knight
on that one - the MSM is out to get Republicans ANYWAY so we ought to make 'em work for it instead of giving interviews that they can then cut and edit to make us look EVIL or Stupid.

43 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:24:37am

re: #4 jcm

Election 2008
RCP National Average
Obama 45.0
McCain 47.7

McCain +2.7

How come their frontpage has that, but the linked page shows +2.3.

44 opnion  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:24:47am

re: #32 nikis-knight

On another note, Republicans should refuse to go on any interview that isn't broadcast live in its entirety.

According to Elizabeth Hassleback, Michelle Obama provided a list of taboo topics, prior to her appearance on the View.
Cidy McCain appeared with now preconditions.

45 alegrias  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:24:52am

re: #32 nikis-knight

On another note, Republicans should refuse to go on any interview that isn't broadcast live in its entirety.


* * *
Let someone else be the refusenik party. We are sunny & optimistic. Cowardice is not us!

Donks boycotting Fox News Cable was so laughable & cowardly...and backfired magnificently.

46 DesertSage  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:25:01am

Why are these people smiling?

47 Bubbaman  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:25:24am

Oh oh, the awning just came off of hooters - what's Geraldo to do?

48 jcm  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:25:41am

re: #43 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

How come their frontpage has that, but the linked page shows +2.3.

Dunno!

49 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:25:54am
50 realwest  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:26:04am

Well all y'all it's been grand as usual, but I gotta go eat some lunch!
Hope you all have a GREAT DAY and that I get the chance to see you all down the road.

51 Noam Chumpski  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:26:35am

re: #44 opnion

According to Elizabeth Hassleback, Michelle Obama provided a list of taboo topics, prior to her appearance on the View.
Cidy McCain appeared with now preconditions.

Did she say that during the show?

52 DeafDog  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:26:39am

re: #43 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

How come their frontpage has that, but the linked page shows +2.3.

2.3 is the average of the recent polls.

2.7 is the margin in the most recent gallup tracking poll.

53 Bubbaman  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:27:03am

Geraldo better run inside the building and rescue the safe. Maybe he'll find a pair of boobies?

54 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:27:19am

re: #46 DesertSage

Why are these people smiling?

Scary stuff...

55 Charles  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:27:37am

re: #36 realwest

Huh, no I hadn't noticed that! Thanks for pointing it out.
Oh, and a tip for PJ TV - get a professional photographer to take your PR photos, please. Charles is much younger than he looks in that photo!

That pic was scaled badly -- came out kind of flattened. They're supposed to be putting up a better one soon.

56 Cap'n DOC  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:27:43am

re: #50 realwest

Later, Real!

57 Noam Chumpski  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:27:45am

re: #52 DeafDog

2.3 is the average of the recent polls.

2.7 is the margin in the most recent gallup tracking poll.

Intrade is now:

McCain 51.8
Oblehmmmah... 46.7

58 ciaospirit  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:27:58am

re: #37 Shug

Mrs Shug just called me @ work FURIOUS about the way the McCains were treated on "The View" this morning

I took appropriate actions and scolded Mrs Shug for watching the view.

but I don't know why John McCain would go on that show. I hear Palin refused to go on the show. Good for her.

Whoopi asked McCain if she had to worry about being made a slave again. They also actually asked McCain why he lied in two ads. One about sex ed for kindergarten. I forget the other. McCain should have know that was coming and handed Whoopi do da a copy of the legislation.

59 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:28:11am

re: #52 DeafDog

2.3 is the average of the recent polls.

2.7 is the margin in the most recent gallup tracking poll.

Yeah, but both are supposedly just the RCP average. Just two different locations on their page.

60 nikis-knight  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:28:17am

re: #45 alegrias

Editors have all the power. At the least, they should require that they can also film it, to show just what was edited.

I saw a video in college rhetoric class about a company (Nuclear power plant, I think--yes, it was old) that did just that to CBS. The 60 min piece made them look absolutely incompetent, so they released a video without the hatchet job editing. Made 60 min look bad, but then, how many people saw the more honest PR video and how many saw 60 minutes?

I'm all for going on with anyone and everyone, talking about anything they want. Hide nothing, just don't let them manipulate your words, or even just cut out the good bits.

61 alegrias  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:28:39am

re: #37 Shug

Mrs Shug just called me @ work FURIOUS about the way the McCains were treated on "The View" this morning

I took appropriate actions and scolded Mrs Shug for watching the view.

but I don't know why John McCain would go on that show. I hear Palin refused to go on the show. Good for her.

* * *
McCain was famous for his media availability. Disarming the media by overloading them with "honest" "open" almost reality show reality.

Fawning media used to eat it up, so they are on record as having been fawning fans of the maverick.

Now they're backtracking and trying to re-write history by "interrogating" McCain like Hanoi's interrogators did.

"From now on it will go badly for you Mac-Cain" was what his interrogators threatened when McCain refused to be sent home.

62 Bubbaman  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:29:09am

Cool, I just learned that the Galveston sea wall was built between 1902-1904. Geraldo is more informative that Osama - just barely.

63 cblesz  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:29:58am

re: #58 ciaospirit

Whoopi asked McCain if she had to worry about being made a slave again. They also actually asked McCain why he lied in two ads. One about sex ed for kindergarten. I forget the other. McCain should have know that was coming and handed Whoopi do da a copy of the legislation.

What was his response since he DID NOT lie?

64 opnion  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:30:03am

re: #51 Noam Chumpski

Did she say that during the show?

No, she revealed that at a conference during the convention in Minneapolis. FNS palyed the clip fpr a couple of days.
Apparently it did not go over big with Joy Behar , who was furious that she made this public

65 Noam Chumpski  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:30:04am

re: #62 Bubbaman

Cool, I just learned that the Galveston sea wall was built between 1902-1904. Geraldo is more informative that Osama - just barely.

Was that before or after Obama started running for President?

66 turn  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:30:39am

re: #37 Shug

Mrs Shug just called me @ work FURIOUS about the way the McCains were treated on "The View" this morning

I took appropriate actions and scolded Mrs Shug for watching the view.

but I don't know why John McCain would go on that show. I hear Palin refused to go on the show. Good for her.

Surprised to find out there are several clips of that interview on youtube already. Here is one where Woopie questions McCain

67 alegrias  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:30:41am

re: #41 Shug

But he didn't intentionally bail out over Hanoi and why give those Gorgons the satisfaction of even speaking to him.

* * *
Going into hostile media territory shows courage to meet with unfriendlies.

It also has the possibility of opening eyes of any FAIRminded viewers.

68 Noam Chumpski  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:30:49am

re: #64 opnion

No, she revealed that at a conference during the convention in Minneapolis. FNS palyed the clip fpr a couple of days.
Apparently it did not go over big with Joy Behar , who was furious that she made this public

Joy. What an ironic name.

69 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:31:13am
70 Bubbaman  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:31:34am

Now, they're showing video of all of the idiots walking around the sea-wall taking photos/video. I wonder if Osama will create a "Hurricaine Corp" that will mobilize the country's youth to man the sea-walls...

71 DeafDog  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:31:46am

re: #59 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Yeah, but both are supposedly just the RCP average. Just two different locations on their page.

Then I dunno either.

I did the math of the listed polls, and the answer is 2.625. So the headline appears to be more correct, but neither is totally correct. Maybe there is a rounding difference that bumps it to 2.7 and the 2.3 is a typo.

72 lifeofthemind  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:31:47am

Saw a link on a prior thread of Hamas elected members of the PA "gov't" petitioning to keep their Israeli citizenship. The breathtaking chutzpah of the enemies of Western Civilization and their allies in the Democratic party is what they are counting on to disarm those who would stop them.

73 opnion  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:31:54am

re: #58 ciaospirit

Whoopi asked McCain if she had to worry about being made a slave again. They also actually asked McCain why he lied in two ads. One about sex ed for kindergarten. I forget the other. McCain should have know that was coming and handed Whoopi do da a copy of the legislation.


He should hav said , "Why yes I am instituting slavery for pretty women, so you see Whoppi, you are completely safe.

74 NC State of Mind  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:32:09am

re: #43 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

How come their frontpage has that, but the linked page shows +2.3.

They update the chart first (2.3), then the one on the mainpage (2.7) It usually takes about 20 minutes to update the main page. When they added the Hotline poll (Obama +1) it brought it down four tenths.

75 ciaospirit  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:32:16am

re: #63 cblesz

What was his response since he DID NOT lie?

That's all he said. That the ads weren't lies. But that's all he said. Wasn't very convincing. Of course, IIRC, he was cut off.

76 MandyManners  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:32:18am

re: #58 ciaospirit

Whoopi asked McCain if she had to worry about being made a slave again. They also actually asked McCain why he lied in two ads. One about sex ed for kindergarten. I forget the other. McCain should have know that was coming and handed Whoopi do da a copy of the legislation.


The Brain...it hurtz.

*pop*

77 RTLM  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:32:21am
78 nikis-knight  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:32:39am

re: #69 buzzsawmonkey

You're kidding. You've got to be kidding.

What kind of worm is eating her brain that she could come up with this?

Can't be worse than "Bush will legalize Rape," and I don't have any evidence Whoopi is any wiser than Cameron Diaz. (iirc)

79 Gearhead  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:33:39am

re: #47 Bubbaman

....the awning just came off of hooters...

My new favorite metaphor.


Geraldo - the William Shatner of journalism

80 DisturbedEma  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:33:56am
81 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:34:07am

re: #6 Shug

Knowledge is frequently inversely proportional to speaking ability.

When in doubt, BS it out. I've had much practice.

82 nikis-knight  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:34:31am

re: #73 opnion

He should hav said , "Why yes I am instituting slavery for pretty women, so you see Whoppi, you are completely safe.

No, he should have said, "Sharia is slavery for all women and infidels. Barak Obama of course oposes Sharia, but refuses to stand and fight those who seek to impose it violently if things get hard for awhile. So yes you should be worried."
But that is too much straight talk for even McCain.

83 ciaospirit  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:34:38am

re: #69 buzzsawmonkey

You're kidding. You've got to be kidding.

What kind of worm is eating her brain that she could come up with this?

McCain said he wants to appoint judges who adhere to the Constitution, true to the Founding Father's intent. She took issue with that and thus the slavery comment.

84 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:35:02am

re: #77 RTLM

She was a slave? What-she's two hundred fucking years old?

85 Bubbaman  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:35:04am

re: #65 Noam Chumpski

Was that before or after Obama started running for President?

No, Obama will use this as a fact to allege incompetence on the part of the Bush Administration and their failure. Under the Obama administration, the seas will recede and the "Huricaine Corp" will cross on dry land to rebuild the homes of the poor and downtrodden.

86 jorline  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:35:20am

re: #58 ciaospirit

Whoopi asked McCain if she had to worry about being made a slave again. They also actually asked McCain why he lied in two ads. One about sex ed for kindergarten. I forget the other. McCain should have know that was coming and handed Whoopi do da a copy of the legislation.

Whoppie has worked with a disability her whole life, her brain.

She will always be a slave to stupidity.

87 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:35:32am

Whoops.

That was rude of me. Sorry.

I mean Whoopies.

88 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:35:56am

re: #65 Noam Chumpski

Was that before or after Obama started running for President?

His great-grandfather was brought from Kenya as a slave to work on the sea wall.
/do I need to?

89 ciaospirit  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:36:13am

re: #86 jorline

Whoppie has worked with a disability her whole life, her brain.

She will always be a slave to stupidity.

Like Rush says, she is a slave to liberalism.

90 yma o hyd  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:36:19am

re: #46 DesertSage

Why are these people smiling?

One looks very cross, though ...

91 DeafDog  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:36:29am

re: #65 Noam Chumpski

Was that before or after Obama started running for President?

Pardon me being pedantic, but Galveston was whacked with the worse Hurricane ever to hit the USA prior to the building of the seawall

Hurricane of 1900

Prior to that hurricane, Galveston was the city is South texas. The place still has many stoic looking mansions from that error. After that huricane, the business all moved to Houston and galveston became a tourism spot.

92 Pullus Iulius  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:36:30am

Sure, the RCP numbers look nice, and the electoral map shows a wide swath of red, with blue islands. However, look at their page "No Toss-Up States", and remember that on election day there are NO toss-ups. There, The Chosen 0ne is the next president by a two-vote electoral margin. And remember, on election day, if things are close, federal judges will keep the polls open late in big cities, like St. Louis in 2004, or will allow the result to just plain be stolen, like New Mexico in 2000. Long story short: Don't get sleepy. Lots of work ahead.

93 alegrias  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:36:49am

McCain may not know how to send conventional email, but he wrote TAP CODE for 5.5 years in Hanoi, under threat of beatings!

TAP CODE was how POWs communicated through walls.

Try tap coding, leftists.

Oh, right, that requires ingenuity, numerical skill and courage.

94 Alouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:36:51am

re: #84 WriterMom

She was a slave? What-she's two hundred fucking years old?

Can someone explain to me how this ugly, no-talent, ugly, stupid, ugly skank became a Hollywood celebrity? Did I mention that she is ugly?

95 Natasha  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:37:09am

re: #84 WriterMom

She was a slave? What-she's two hundred fucking years old?

She sure looks like it. Raggedy crazy old sow.

96 Bubbaman  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:37:25am

re: #84 WriterMom

She was a slave? What-she's two hundred fucking years old?

Yes, she is a slave to her irrational, race-baiting, anti-American hatred.

97 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:37:33am

re: #69 buzzsawmonkey


What kind of worm is eating her brain that she could come up with this?

Lumbricus liberalis of course.

98 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:37:39am

re: #95 Natasha

She sure looks like it. Raggedy crazy old sow.

Or like an even uglier Bob Marley.

99 jorline  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:37:45am

re: #89 ciaospirit

Like Rush says, she is a slave to liberalism.

amen

100 NC State of Mind  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:37:55am

re: #71 DeafDog

Then I dunno either.

I did the math of the listed polls, and the answer is 2.625. So the headline appears to be more correct, but neither is totally correct. Maybe there is a rounding difference that bumps it to 2.7 and the 2.3 is a typo.

Mainpage is updated now too. Just takes longer. McCain +21 over 9 polls, 21/9= 2 1/3.

101 Silhouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:38:15am
Whoopi asked McCain if she had to worry about being made a slave again.

Oh my gosh, I didn't know that Whoopi Goldberg was ever a slave!

Where? When? What country did she grow up in, Sudan? Saudi?

I had always thought she was born in America, where slavery has been outlawed since long, long, LONG before Whoopi's birth.

But this raises the question, why would anyone who had suffered real evil like that ever think that teeny inconveniences in this great country amounted to "oppression"?

/intentionally taking her at her word

102 Gearhead  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:38:31am

re: #95 Natasha

She sure looks like it. Raggedy crazy old sow.

Are she and Ted Danson still an item?

103 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:38:34am

OK... thanks.

Here's hoping the RV polls start looking like the LV polls. (I went to RCP because of the short list of major polls all with McCain on top.)

Poll's don't mean much, but are fun to watch.

It is heartwarming to see the trade betting switch sides, tho'

104 Billy Hank  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:38:34am

re: #79 Gearhead

LOL.

My life experience is that male motormouths are statistically more likely to be liars. Female talkitiveness shows no direct correlation.

105 RTLM  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:38:44am

Pssst, Whoopi - The Supreme Court cannot rescind Constitutional Amendments.

106 Natasha  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:39:46am

re: #105 RTLM

Pssst, Whoopi - The Supreme Court cannot rescind Constitutional Amendments.

But isn't that what liberals want, anyway?

107 Bubbaman  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:40:12am

The only one dumber and more pathetic than Whoopie is Rosie. Clear proof that evolution is only a theory.

108 kcladderman  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:40:12am

re: #21 sandspur

Sorry Sage, I posted down thread before I saw your link. Didn't mean to step on your post!


That is worth a look on both posts.

109 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:40:59am

re: #102 Gearhead

Are she and Ted Danson still an item?

No. She threw him under the bus years ago over the blackface incident at the friars club. Thing was, she told him to do it!

110 lawhawk  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:40:59am

re: #91 DeafDog

Indeed. The City of Galveston lost half its population in one of those hurricanes, and they built a sea wall to protect it against future storms. That sea wall will be sorely tested over the next 36 hours.

It's already plenty bad in Galveston, and the worst is yet to come.

111 TheBull271  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:41:18am

Gas prices have jumped from 3.52-3.68 yesterday to 4.09-4.71 today in cary, nc.. wowowowowowowowowowow.. Drill Baby Drill.. Add more refineries not on the coast tho!

112 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:42:44am
113 Gearhead  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:43:12am

re: #109 Hard Right

No. She threw him under the bus years ago over the blackface incident at the friars club. Thing was, she told him to do it!

Reminds me of an old (non-dreadlocked) girlfriend.

114 turn  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:43:41am

re: #107 Bubbaman

The only one dumber and more pathetic than Whoopie is Rosie. Clear proof that evolution is only a theory.

aint that the trooth-r

115 maddogg  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:43:44am

From Drudge:

SENATE MAJORITY LEADER HARRY REID REFERS TO 'PRESIDENT MCCAIN'... DEVELOPING...

116 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:43:59am
117 DaddyO  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:44:12am

re: #107 Bubbaman

The only one dumber and more pathetic than Whoopie is Rosie...


Are there any liberal celebs who aren't freakin' obnoxious ?

118 opnion  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:44:12am

re: #66 turn

Surprised to find out there are several clips of that interview on youtube already. Here is one where Woopie questions McCain

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

Barbara Walters makes a not so subtle suggestion that the story about Mccain being offered his freedom in Hanoi & turning it down is not believable. At least that is how I took it.

119 ciaospirit  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:44:21am
Susan Sarandon on Sarah Palin:

"Jesus was a community organizer and Pontius Pilate was a governor. That's
all I have to say."

Promise? Now STFU and STFD.

120 nikis-knight  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:45:11am

Interesting article I'm reading right now by a liberal who is actually honestly trying to understand (primarily social) conservatives:
[Link: www.edge.org...]
H/T the corner

121 maddogg  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:45:14am

re: #116 buzzsawmonkey

Nobody would want Whoopi Goldberg for a slave. When was the last time she did an honest day's work?

Not to mention that I've caught catfish with prettier faces...

122 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:45:18am

re: #119 ciaospirit

LOL. You really think that's the last of her. One can hope.

123 RTLM  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:45:56am

re: #110 lawhawk


Galveston, September 1900

Looters found despoiling the dead were stood against the nearest wall or pile of debris and shot without hindrance of a trial. The grisly work of collecting the dead continued by torchlight. The workers were issued generous rations of bourbon and strong cigars. They breathed through handkerchiefs soaked in bourbon and smoked cigars to mask the smell.

In the sweltering heat that followed the storm, decomposition was rapid. The bodies soon lost the rigidity of rigor mortis and had to be shoveled into carts. At times the fixed bayonets of the militia were all that kept many of the men at their work. Superintendents of the work gangs were finally given permission to torch the wreckage wherever found rather than try to extricate pieces of flesh from the ruins and cart them away.

“It was like living in a battlefield. The fuel-oil smoke hung over the city, day and night, and the heavy air was never free of the smell of carbolic acid, of lime, of putrefaction.”

124 Gearhead  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:46:05am
Susan Sarandon on Sarah Palin:
"Jesus was a community organizer and Pontius Pilate was a governor. That's
all I have to say."

2 words: Bill Clinton

125 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:46:10am
126 WrathofG-d  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:46:29am

re: #77 RTLM

Whoopi Asks McCain: 'Do I Have To Be Worried About Becoming a Slave Again?'

Idiot of the day.

One should read the Newsbusters article that is linked. The author correctly and clearly points out that Whoopi has no knowledge of the Constitution, especially the 13th Amendment. I can only imagine that this aspect was lost on "The View" audience too.

What is interesting is that her statement was in response to a conversation about Abortion and Roe V. Wade. What she did was take an instance where the leftists in this country circumvented the appropriate channels of the Legislative Body to get their political opinion forced on the rest of the United States against their will by the Judicial Branch (Roe v Wade), with an instance where the appropriate steps were taken by the Legislative Branch to overturn Slavery and change the Constitution to appropriately REFLECT the will of the people.

A little insight into the mind of the common Democrat (ney, American?)

127 Natasha  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:47:39am

It amazes me what kind of trash is enjoying the status of "celebrities". Holy cow, a drunken crazy bum on the street corner begging for beer money has more class and brains than they do.

128 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:47:51am

re: #115 maddogg

From Drudge:

SENATE MAJORITY LEADER HARRY REID REFERS TO 'PRESIDENT MCCAIN'... DEVELOPING...

Good. He got my memo.

129 Shug  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:47:58am

re: #116 buzzsawmonkey

Nobody would want Whoopi Goldberg for a slave. When was the last time she did an honest day's work?


you could mop the floors with her head

130 wolfie  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:48:04am

re: #73 opnion

He should hav said , "Why yes I am instituting slavery for pretty women, so you see Whoppi, you are completely safe.

LOL !

How about:

"Abraham Lincoln was a Republican. Martin Luther King was a Republican.
And, BTW, when did you stop beating your wife?"

131 Jinx  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:48:14am

Whoopi demonstrates how pathetically ignorant of the Constitution she and liberals are while trying to trap McCain's statements to appoint constitutionalists to the bench.

Whoopi's stupidity for the view.

Talk about hysterics. The left does not understand that there are already constitutional amendments and a clear mindset in the American public that repudiates slavery.

Another case of fearmongering on the left.

132 Shug  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:48:22am

re: #124 Gearhead

2 words: Bill Clinton


Caligula

133 lawhawk  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:48:32am

re: #115 maddogg

Harry Reid said that? What a mo-ron. Of course, even mo-rons can be right every now and then. Get used to hearing that a whole lot more, and watch the Leftists go nuts calling for Reid's head (in which I concur, but for different reasons).

134 turn  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:49:05am

re: #110 lawhawk

Indeed. The City of Galveston lost half its population in one of those hurricanes, and they built a sea wall to protect it against future storms. That sea wall will be sorely tested over the next 36 hours.

It's already plenty bad in Galveston, and the worst is yet to come.

I was wondering about this at lunch and googled it just now. The energy expended in a large hurricane is equivalent to 200 times the world-wide electrical generating capacity. Wow!

[Link: www.aoml.noaa.gov...]

I know, I know - I've got way too much time on my hands.

135 Celtic Templar  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:49:11am

re: #57 Noam Chumpski

As one who partakes in a bet or 2, that is frankly amazing.

136 DisturbedEma  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:49:15am

re: #133 lawhawk

Harry Reid said that? What a mo-ron. Of course, even mo-rons can be right every now and then. Get used to hearing that a whole lot more, and watch the Leftists go nuts calling for Reid's head (in which I concur, but for different reasons).

Sedition and treason

137 nikis-knight  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:49:21am

re: #117 DaddyO

Are there any liberal celebs who aren't freakin' obnoxious ?

Probably, but the reason they aren't obnoxious is that they don't make abundantly clear what they believe and, unintentionally, how foolish they are.

138 turn  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:50:20am

re: #118 opnion

Barbara Walters makes a not so subtle suggestion that the story about Mccain being offered his freedom in Hanoi & turning it down is not believable. At least that is how I took it.

I didn't pick up on that, I'll watch it again. The thing that struck me was all the applause McCain was getting.

139 DisturbedEma  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:50:32am

re: #137 nikis-knight

Probably, but the reason they aren't obnoxious is that they don't make abundantly clear what they believe and, unintentionally, how foolish they are.


Kinf of like true moderates of any kind. . .their visability depends on so many things- least of which, the wilingness of their party or what have to to 'tolerate" dissent, I mean debate. .

140 The Other Les  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:50:43am

re: #30 nikis-knight

Hey, anyone else notice Charles Johnson is pictured in the PJ media ad on the right side? First time I've seen our host's picture.

That's just an illusion.

Charles actually looks like this: The Terrible Secret of LFG.

141 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:50:47am
142 Celtic Templar  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:50:56am

re: #120 nikis-knight

Interesting article I'm reading right now by a liberal who is actually honestly trying to understand (primarily social) conservatives:
[Link: www.edge.org...]
H/T the corner

His research is based on a false premise:

Why in particular do working class and rural Americans usually vote for pro-business Republicans when their economic interests would seem better served by Democratic policies?

143 ciaospirit  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:51:05am

re: #126 WrathofG-d

One should read the Newsbusters article that is linked. The author correctly and clearly points out that Whoopi has no knowledge of the Constitution, especially the 13th Amendment. I can only imagine that this aspect was lost on "The View" audience too.

I was hoping McCain would teach her a lesson about the Constitution and embarrass her about her lack of knowledge.

144 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:51:28am
145 Silhouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:51:50am

re: #119 ciaospirit

I wonder if the LLL really know where they are going with this whole "Governors can't be presidents" thing. Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter were governors.

Do the Dems really want to say that it is their official stance that being a governor isn't qualification for the Presidency?

Because the next time around, you know, it can easily be the Dems running a governor. They've already had to run around in circles explaining why young and new is good for them, and bad for the GOP while old and experienced is fatal for the GOP but great for them.

146 turn  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:52:22am

re: #119 ciaospirit

Promise? Now STFU and STFD.

I'm finally going to have to break down and go find out who the hell Pontius Pilate was ...

148 lawhawk  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:52:48am

re: #136 DisturbedEma

I was thinking obstructionism on energy policy including preventing completion and usability of the Yucca Mt nuclear repository so nuclear power plants can ship their waste to a secure facility rather than store it on-site.

149 alegrias  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:52:48am

Why can't fabulous honest reporters like Liz Trotta who reported FROM VIETNAM during the war, get tv shows?

I love Liz Trotta's little 5 minute section with Eric ________ on Fox News on Sundays.

Trotta is like Sarah Palin, only mature.

150 nikis-knight  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:53:28am

re: #142 Celtic Templar

I agree dems are wrong for economics even if all one wants is a handout, but the beginning of the article is mostly stating liberal common wisdom. the author gets more interesting a few paragraphs in.

151 maddogg  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:53:46am

re: #146 turn

I'm finally going to have to break down and go find out who the hell Pontius Pilate was ...

Just some old Roman with a sore spot for community organizers.

152 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:53:50am
153 DisturbedEma  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:54:13am

re: #148 lawhawk

I was thinking obstructionism on energy policy including preventing completion and usability of the Yucca Mt nuclear repository so nuclear power plants can ship their waste to a secure facility rather than store it on-site.


Oh, so you want to go POSTAL on him. . .harsh dude

154 lawhawk  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:54:21am

re: #134 turn

Indeed. I'm also concerned about the situation in Houston, where the Mayor (a Democrat btw) decided against a mandatory evacuation after the mess with Rita a few years back. I hope that doesn't come back to bite Houstonians in a bad way.

155 Jinx  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:54:26am

I think Whoopi's statement is an excellent example of:

Error is always talkative.

— Oliver Goldsmith

156 kynna  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:54:28am

re: #143 ciaospirit

I was hoping McCain would teach her a lesson about the Constitution and embarrass her about her lack of knowledge.

Same here. Unfortunately you can't anticipate that amount of stupidity. It's hard not to be flabbergasted when presented with that nincompoopery.

In the end the 'ladies' of The View looked like shrewish dunderheads and the McCains looked like decent people who were being abused. A silver lining.

157 turn  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:54:31am

re: #129 Shug

you could mop the floors with her head

LOL (is that racist of me?)

158 Silhouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:54:57am

re: #146 turn

I'm finally going to have to break down and go find out who the hell Pontius Pilate was ...

You don't know?

I wash my hands of you.

159 maddogg  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:55:00am

re: #152 buzzsawmonkey

Tell her to talk to the vagina.

160 Wyatt Earp  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:55:08am

Ali Landry. I suddenly have the urge for Doritos.

161 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:55:19am

re: #112 buzzsawmonkey

I notice that when McCain speaks of his time in prison on "The View," and says that "he served in the company of heroes," the applause is a long time coming--and that Hasselbeck is the only one of the women on the panel who applauds.

The three liberal hags do not.

To those hags, a hero is a women who has bravely had 30 abortions or gotten money by whining about an "evil" corporation or had a petition to ban something no one cared about except for busy bodies.

162 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:55:19am
163 DeafDog  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:55:22am

re: #130 wolfie

LOL !

How about:

"Abraham Lincoln was a Republican. Martin Luther King was a Republican.
And, BTW, when did you stop beating your wife?"

Martin Luther King was a Republican?

That surprised me, but it makes sense...

Surprise

164 Iron Fist  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:55:39am

re: #117 DaddyO

No. Obnoxious is part and parcel to being a Leftist.

165 turn  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:55:48am

re: #144 ploome hineni

see #37

166 Tilly  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:56:02am

Here's the Beverage list with recipes...It's is New Orleans policy to follow
all instructions and report to the nearest liquor store in the event of a hurricane! :)

MANDATORY EVACUATION
1 1/2 oz. Absolute Ruby Red vodka
1/2 oz.vermouth
Clamato
Prune juice
Combine vodka and vermouth in cocktail glass. Fill remainder of glass with equal parts clamato and prune juice. Stir. Drink. Ask next-door neighbor whose fichus tree blew over and crashed onto your roof - even though you'd warned him for months to uproot it - if you can use his bathroom. Repeat.

CATEGORY 5
1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. tequila
1/2 oz. rum
1/2 oz. bourbon
1/2 oz. gin
Sweet-and-sour mix
Splash of fruit juice
Combine vodka, tequila, rum, bourbon and gin in a tall glass. Fill remainder of glass with sweet-and-sour mix and splash of juice. Stir, then garnish with an inverted drink umbrella. Drink during peak storm hours, and vow not to believe anyone who tries to tell you the hurricane that flooded your garage and destroyed your shed was just a Category 1.

CONE OF PROBABILITY
1 oz. cinnamon schnapps
1 sugar cone
Pour the schnapps into the sugar cone. Every time you hear a TV weatherman say, "cone of probability," bite off the end of the cone and down the shot. If you hear Jim Cantore say it, drink two shots consecutively. (they should change this to the "Cantore Zone"... damn him. Have you ever noticed that, despite all the cone of probability talk, if Cantore is parked in front of your house your ass is toast?) - that is my personal favorite!

FEEDER BAND
2 oz. Midori
2 oz. rum
1 scoop vanilla ice cream
After your home loses power, combine Midori and rum in a cocktail glass. Add a scoop of the vanilla ice cream that is melting in your freezer. Stir, and drink through a straw. BEACH EROSION
1 1/2 oz. Goldschloger
1 1/2 oz. apple brandy
1 pack Sugar in the Raw
Combine Goldschloger, apple brandy and sugar in cocktail glass. As you drink, seriously contemplate moving your Yankee ass back to New Jersey where it belongs.

DOWNED POWER LINE
1 1/2 oz. rum
5 oz. Jolt Cola
Combine ingredients in a cocktail glass. Drink while trying to figure out how the heck you're supposed to go two freakin' weeks without television and AC.

Part II to follow

167 nikis-knight  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:56:03am

re: #152 buzzsawmonkey

I am a Feminist and have spent my life trying to build community, help empower women and stop violence against them. It is hard to write about Sarah Palin. This is why the Sarah Palin choice was all the more insidious and cynical.

Lady, it ain't all about you.

168 DisturbedEma  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:56:12am

re: #157 turn

LOL (is that racist of me?)


AND antisemetic. . .my son's Jewfro could do the job as well(jk). . .but he is quite cute with this military do. . .:)

169 WrathofG-d  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:56:15am

re: #143 ciaospirit

Yes, we often hope that this sort of thing happens.

170 turn  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:56:26am

re: #165 turn


You dumb shit, it was #17

171 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:56:54am
172 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:57:22am

re: #110 lawhawk

Indeed. The City of Galveston lost half its population in one of those hurricanes, and they built a sea wall to protect it against future storms. That sea wall will be sorely tested over the next 36 hours.

It's already plenty bad in Galveston, and the worst is yet to come.

It's been tested before, over the years. As long as they have maintained it, unlike the New Orleans levees, they should be fine. They designed it to withstand a storm surge or 15 to 17 feet. Ike will be below that.

It was first tested in 1915, and subsequently in 1931, 1934, 1943, 1980, and 1989.

173 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:58:16am
174 talking stick  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:58:21am

#107 Bubbaman 9/12/2008 11:40:12 am PDT

The only one dumber and more pathetic than Whoopie is Rosie. Clear proof that evolution is only a theory.

the poor dears are just sociopathic bottom feeding blowfish from the asylum

175 Tilly  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:58:21am

Here's the Beverage list with recipes...It's is New Orleans policy to follow all instructions and report to the nearest liquor store in the event of a hurricane! :)

FLOOD ZONE
2 oz. Kahlua
2 oz. Baileys Irish cream
4 oz. rum
Serve in a 6-ounce glass and laugh-cry deliriously as the mess spills all over the countertop.

COLD SHOWER
2 oz. Blue Aftershock
4 oz. Sprite
Combine in a cocktail glass with crushed ice you received after waiting in line for three hours at a mall parking lot. Take a deep breath, sip and scream like a little girl when the cold beverage hits your tongue. Repeat.

LOOTERS WILL BE SHOT
1 oz. Jack Daniel's
Splash of sarsaparilla
Rock salt
Load both barrels of a shotgun with rock salt. Climb to the roof of your house with gun, bottle of Jack Daniel's and can of sarsaparilla. Fill shot glass with Jack and splash of sarsaparilla. Watch for looters. When you spot one, blast his ass with
rock salt. Drink shot. Repeat.

THE CHAIN SAW
1 oz. Goldschlager
1 oz. Rumplemintz
3 oz. Jim Beam
Splash of vermouth
Combine Goldschloger, Rumplemintz and Jim Beam in an empty soup can. Add splash of vermouth. Drink. Remove chain saw from garage and attempt to cut up fallen tree limbs in yard. Ask neighbor to drive you to hospital when it all goes horribly wrong.

FOUR-WAY STOP
1 1/2 oz. vodka
1 1/2 oz. vodka and Midori
1 1/2 oz. vodka and Galliano 1 1/2 oz. vodka and grenadine
Pour each ingredient into a separate shot glass. Serve one to yourself and three other people. The person with the clear shot of vodka drinks first. The person to his right drinks the Midori shot, and so on. If somebody drinks out of order, develop a quick case of road rage and beat the living crap out of him.

BLUE TARP
1 1/2 oz. Curacao
2 oz. pineapple juice
Splash of lime
Combine ingredients in a leaky paper cup and serve. Wait six to eight months for someone to repair the cup. If you're impatient, hire an unlicensed, out-of-state contractor to do the job

176 nikis-knight  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:59:28am

re: #171 buzzsawmonkey

I urge everyone to read the talking points in the Ensler letter in ##152 and 162.

This is what is being poured into the minds of people, this is what undergirds the media blitz against Palin. It is these things, or their variant, which will have to be addressed again and again up to November.



If the Polar Bears don't move you to go and do everything in your power to get Obama elected then consider the chant that filled the hall after Palin spoke at the RNC, "Drill Drill Drill." I think of teeth when I think of drills. I think of rape. I think of destruction. I think of domination. I think of military exercises that force mindless repetition, emptying the brain of analysis, doubt, ambiguity or dissent. I think of pain.


Oh, I dare the democrats to try to sell that to the American people.
"If you want cheaper oil you are like a rapist, and hey, the military are idiots.

177 maddogg  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:59:29am

re: #171 buzzsawmonkey

I urge everyone to read the talking points in the Ensler letter in ##152 and 162.

This is what is being poured into the minds of people, this is what undergirds the media blitz against Palin. It is these things, or their variant, which will have to be addressed again and again up to November.

I think differently. Any person who takes this fool seriously is unlikely to be turned by reason. And they are the ones that read her drivel.

178 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:59:49am

re: #123 RTLM


Galveston, September 1900

My favorite book about the storm is John Edward Weems' A Weekend in September, first published in 1957. His book includes firsthand accounts from survivors.

179 alegrias  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 11:59:51am

re: #171 buzzsawmonkey

I urge everyone to read the talking points in the Ensler letter in ##152 and 162.

This is what is being poured into the minds of people, this is what undergirds the media blitz against Palin. It is these things, or their variant, which will have to be addressed again and again up to November.

* * *
Giuliani's former wife spouted this author's drivel from the stage. Good bye & good riddance, these women care nothing about women enslaved in burqas.

180 St. Pancake  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:00:50pm

Hi Ward!
I bet your town is crowded with refugees. I am hunkering down here with the two cats.

181 hermeneutics  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:01:01pm

A drive-by posting.

While going through old documents while doing research, I came across this doozy:

Barack Obama seems to be so leery of being identified as an urban Northern liberal that he's running away from the most obvious explanation of his association with the Rev. Jeremiah Wright and former Weatherman Bill Ayers: after Obama graduated from college he became an inner-city organizer in Chicago, and they were natural allies for someone in a situation like that.

Michael Hirch (a hardcore lefty) wrote these words in a Newsweek Web exclusive, 05 April 2008.

Now, back to work.

182 Gearhead  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:01:19pm

re: #176 nikis-knight

Oh, I dare the democrats to try to sell that to the American people.
"If you want cheaper oil you are like a rapist, and hey, the military are idiots.

I like polar bears, too. But I vote with the well being of my children in mind.

183 Silhouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:01:39pm
Drill Drill Drill." I think of teeth when I think of drills. I think of rape. I think of destruction. I think of domination. I think of military exercises that force mindless repetition, emptying the brain of analysis, doubt, ambiguity or dissent. I think of pain.

Man, if the "community organizers" of the country were mad at Palin, I know a lot of drillers (groundwater wells) and dentists that might not like having their life's work compared to rape and domination.

184 DaddyO  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:01:42pm

re: #164 Iron Fist

No. Obnoxious is part and parcel to being a Leftist.


I like debate & dialogue, but not hysteria & smears.
Consequently I don't often discuss things with leftists.

185 BoKemp  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:01:56pm

Wish he'd said this:

McCain: Whoopi, the only things enslaving you are the two pillars of the Left, your ignorance and your arrogance.

186 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:01:57pm
187 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:02:09pm

re: #152 buzzsawmonkey

I don't know if this is worthy of a good fisking or not, but I'll point out a couple of whoppers.

But everything Sarah Palin believes in and practices is antithetical to Feminism which for me is part of one story -- connected to saving the earth, ending racism, empowering women, giving young girls options, opening our minds, deepening tolerance, and ending violence and war.

She sure takes a lot on as part of feminism. But it certainly seems that Palin (and McCain are empowering women, opening minds, and giving young girls options. And her mind is closed.

She obviously does not believe in sex education or birth control. I imagine her daughter was practicing abstinence and we know how many babies that makes.

Zero, I believe, unlike most forms of birth control which aren't 100% effective. If her daughter had been practicing abstinence, she wouldn't be pregnant, idiot, just like someone who "practices" safe sex and decided not to use a condom this time isn't practicing safe sex.

188 The Other Les  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:02:21pm

re: #93 alegrias

McCain may not know how to send conventional email, but he wrote TAP CODE for 5.5 years in Hanoi, under threat of beatings!

TAP CODE was how POWs communicated through walls.

Try tap coding, leftists.

Oh, right, that requires ingenuity, numerical skill and courage.

And then there is binary.

189 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:03:02pm

re: #121 maddogg

Not to mention that I've caught catfish with prettier faces...

I've seen roadkill with a prettier face.

190 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:03:31pm

re: #183 Silhouette

Man, if the "community organizers" of the country were mad at Palin, I know a lot of drillers (groundwater wells) and dentists that might not like having their life's work compared to rape and domination.

Being a Dentist I not sure how to respond to that. Hell, I'll have a drink.

191 maddogg  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:03:45pm

re: #186 buzzsawmonkey

I find the attacks against Palin for her greenlighting the hunting of wolves kind of interesting. I wonder how many people who are emoting over the poor wolves would be so...sanguine if a hungry pack invaded their gated suburban development, leapt the fence, and tore their bichon frise limb from limb.

I dream of an America where you have to keep your eyes open when outdoors, and not because of the muggers, but because the muggers disappeared.

192 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:04:29pm

re: #190 Nevergiveup

Being a Dentist I not sure how to respond to that. Hell, I'll have a drink.

Tilly has some good recipies up above. :-)

193 DaddyO  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:04:36pm

re: #188 The Other Les

And then there is binary


There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who don't

194 ciaospirit  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:04:42pm

re: #162 buzzsawmonkey

more holes in our thinking

At least she admits she has holes in her thinking. That's the first step at Liberals Anonymous.

195 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:04:46pm

Gerlado still in Galveston. Keep hope alive!

196 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:05:09pm

Venezuela's Chavez says US ambassador must leave

CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) - President Hugo Chavez says the U.S. ambassador has 72 hours to leave Venezuela and he's recalling his ambassador from Washington.

Chavez said he's asking U.S. Ambassador Patrick Duddy to leave as a means of showing solidarity with Bolivian President Evo Morales, who expelled Washington's envoy in La Paz.

"They're trying to here what they were doing in Bolivia," Chavez said. "That's enough ... from you, Yankees," he said, using an expletive.

197 lawhawk  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:05:12pm

re: #172 Honorary Yooper

I hope you're right about the storm surge under 15 feet. According to my news sources, Ike may push 15-20 feet based on its huge size alone, not just wind speeds.

198 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:05:17pm

re: #180 St. Pancake

Hi Ward!
I bet your town is crowded with refugees. I am hunkering down here with the two cats.

Yes, they're pouring in. Last night there was a story on the news about the evacuees who are coming in their RVs, and filling up the RV parks.

How you doin', sweetie? Haven't seen you in awhile.

{ST Pancake}

199 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:05:28pm

re: #173 buzzsawmonkey

"No, We C*nt!"

Tw*t? I c*nt hear you.
(Apologies to the Conservative ladies...and liberal "men")

200 turn  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:05:34pm

re: #158 Silhouette

You don't know?

I wash my hands of you.

No, I didn't know. Hey, I'd rather be lucky than smart and/or Rome wasn't built in a day - whatever

201 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:05:35pm

re: #192 Honorary Yooper

Tilly has some good recipies up above. :-)

Pretty much a straight scotch drinker here. Keep it simple keep it stupid.

202 The Other Les  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:05:48pm

re: #110 lawhawk

Indeed. The City of Galveston lost half its population in one of those hurricanes, and they built a sea wall to protect it against future storms. That sea wall will be sorely tested over the next 36 hours.

It's already plenty bad in Galveston, and the worst is yet to come.

Mr. Welch, who does things that really annoy Dungeon Masters, is staying in Houston. He's apparently blogging it.

[Link: theglen.livejournal.com...]

203 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:06:09pm

re: #196 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Venezuela's Chavez says US ambassador must leave

Turds of a feather stink together.

204 Silhouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:06:15pm

re: #196 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

"Pay attention to me! Pay attention to me! Pay attention to me! Pay attention to me! Pay attention to me!"

/hugo

He hates it when we get distracted with elections, weather, and, oh yeah, relevant world leaders.

205 Talking Stick  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:06:31pm

#176 nikis-knight 9/12/2008 11:59:28 am PDT

re: #171 buzzsawmonkey

I urge everyone to read the talking points in the Ensler letter in ##152 and 162.

This is what is being poured into the minds of people, this is what undergirds the media blitz against Palin. It is these things, or their variant, which will have to be addressed again and again up to November.

If the Polar Bears don't move you to go and do everything in your power to get Obama elected then consider the chant that filled the hall after Palin spoke at the RNC, "Drill Drill Drill." I think of teeth when I think of drills. I think of rape. I think of destruction. I think of domination. I think of military exercises that force mindless repetition, emptying the brain of analysis, doubt, ambiguity or dissent. I think of pain.
----------
...sort of like Larry Flint's vision of the sexual revolution...

206 Silhouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:06:54pm

re: #200 turn

It was a joke, sweetie. Pilate is responsible for the phrase "I wash my hands of you." ;-)

207 maddogg  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:07:02pm

re: #201 Nevergiveup

Pretty much a straight scotch drinker here. Keep it simple keep it stupid.

Straight Burbon here, with the same philosophy.

208 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:07:04pm

So...what's up?

209 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:07:32pm

re: #207 maddogg

Straight Burbon here, with the same philosophy.

And the more I get in me, the stupider I get.

210 Silhouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:07:33pm

re: #193 DaddyO

There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who don't

Mr. Silhouette just can't understand why that is hilarious.

211 Son of the Black Dog  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:07:39pm

re: #62 Bubbaman

Cool, I just learned that the Galveston sea wall was built between 1902-1904. Geraldo is more informative that Osama - just barely.

Anybody else see Geraldo knocked on his tush by the wave?
Funniest thing I've seen on TV in a long time.

212 kcladderman  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:07:57pm

re: #189 Hard Right

I've seen roadkill with a prettier face.

With prettier backsides

213 KibbyKat  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:08:01pm

re: #189 Hard Right

I've seen roadkill with a prettier face.

Are we back on Nancy Pelosi? No? Okay, Whoopi is close enough.

214 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:08:01pm

re: #211 Son of the Black Dog

Anybody else see Geraldo knocked on his tush by the wave?
Funniest thing I've seen on TV in a long time.

Even nature hates him

215 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:08:14pm

re: #199 Hard Right

Tw*t? I c*nt hear you.
(Apologies to the Conservative ladies...and liberal "men")

I have an ear infucktion from screwba diving. I should get to the dicktor for some peniscilin.

216 calcajun  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:08:20pm

Ike heads for Texas. Be on weatherman decapitation watch! One of those news ninnies is going to go out in the storm to show us all how hard the wind is blowing--and risk a close encounter with a flying stop sign. I'm a quiver with anticipation.

I do hope and pray for normal people the get the hell outta there and make for the high ground.

217 The Other Les  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:08:37pm

re: #119 ciaospirit

Promise? Now STFU and STFD.

You have no idea how much I enjoy using the callback "SLUT" on Rocky Horror night.

218 St. Pancake  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:08:57pm

I have batteries, plenty of cat food, water, caffeine, candles, canned food....so far, so good. It is beginning to get a bit windy in Stinkadena. One of my favorite Italian restaurants in Kemah is already flooding from the surge. The water at the Kemah boardwalk is level now with the boardwalk.

Lol, I am a tad nervous.....

219 Iron Fist  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:09:29pm

re: #162 buzzsawmonkey

She really needs to lay off the booze.

220 lawhawk  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:09:42pm

re: #211 Son of the Black Dog

Indeed. Wave 1 - Geraldo 0

221 WrathofG-d  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:09:45pm

re: #203 Ward Cleaver

I heard this morning that this was because of "solidarity" with Boliva, that did the same thing.

I read somewhere however (check news links thing to the left sidebar) that Russia has had their business with Chavez affected by the U.S.

Maybe we here on LGF can connect the dots.

222 nikis-knight  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:10:05pm

This is shaping up to be the worst pun thread ever. And I mean that in the most genital way possible.

223 Ben Hur  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:10:10pm

re: #15 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Which reminds me;

Biden living up to his gaffe-prone reputation

Senator Joseph Biden Jr., the Democratic vice-presidential nominee, is an experienced, serious and smart man.

Is that meant to be an opinion piece?

224 St. Pancake  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:10:23pm

I know this is tacky, but the Galveston jail is NOT going to evacuate (as of yet). Three of the inmates are the three idiots who were caught looting yesterday.

225 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:10:26pm
226 KibbyKat  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:10:36pm

re: #211 Son of the Black Dog

Anybody else see Geraldo knocked on his tush by the wave?
Funniest thing I've seen on TV in a long time.

Hahahahaha! FNC just showed it again. It's already up on YouTube.

227 ciaospirit  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:10:38pm

Certain death. wow.

"All neighborhoods ... and possibly entire coastal communities ... will be inundated during the period of peak storm tide," the advisory said. "Persons not heeding evacuation orders in single-family one- or two-story homes will face certain death.

228 calcajun  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:10:53pm

re: #218 St. Pancake

Is it to late to snag a Honda generator from Lowes or HD? You might be without power for a few days.

229 sattv4u2  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:11:04pm

re: #220 lawhawk

Indeed. Wave 1 - Geraldo 0

I always knew he was all wet(back)

230 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:11:09pm
231 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:11:17pm

re: #215 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I have an ear infucktion from screwba diving. I should get to the dicktor for some peniscilin.

Peniscilin for an ear infucktion? Don't be ridickulous.

232 turn  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:11:37pm

re: #186 buzzsawmonkey


and tore their bichon frise limb from limb

LOL

233 lawhawk  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:11:47pm

HY:

Slosh models of different storm surges based on storm intensity. My concern (and that of some others) is that the SLOSH model undercounts size of storms relative to intensity.

234 Silhouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:12:10pm

re: #227 ciaospirit

Almost sounds like a threat rather than a warning about weather.

235 alegrias  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:12:24pm

re: #211 Son of the Black Dog

Anybody else see Geraldo knocked on his tush by the wave?
Funniest thing I've seen on TV in a long time.

* * *
He's got more guts than many in media.

And Geraldo loves our troops, with lots of emotion. That makes him ok by me.

236 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:12:31pm

re: #226 KibbyKat

Hahahahaha! FNC just showed it again. It's already up on YouTube.

Anybody else see Geraldo knocked on his tush by the wave?
Funniest thing I've seen on TV in a long time.

Actually, I think his great dig in Al Capone's old Hotel in Chicago looking for hidden loot was pretty funny funny also. What a boob!

237 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:13:12pm

re: #235 alegrias

* * *
He's got more guts than many in media.

And Geraldo loves our troops, with lots of emotion. That makes him ok by me.

Well when he isn't drawing maps in the sand giving away their position?

238 Halman  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:13:19pm

re: #172 Honorary Yooper

It's been tested before, over the years. As long as they have maintained it, unlike the New Orleans levees, they should be fine. They designed it to withstand a storm surge or 15 to 17 feet. Ike will be below that.

Been watching several live videos today from Galveston area. At the moment, the water level is already flush with the seawall. The heavy impact of the storm is still about 10 hrs. away. The NOAA has already stated that the entire island is predicted to be under water for an estimated time of 12 hrs. Storm surge estimated to be at 17-24 ft. Wind gust up to 125 mph.

239 ciaospirit  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:13:32pm

re: #220 lawhawk

Indeed. Wave 1 - Geraldo 0

Hahahahaha.

240 Shug  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:13:39pm

Jerry Rivers

241 St. Pancake  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:13:40pm

re: #228 calcajun

If it is bad, then I will check into a motel. I found a list of pet-friendly hotels/motels.

242 DaddyO  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:13:42pm

re: #210 Silhouette

Mr. Silhouette just can't understand why that is hilarious.


Give Mr. Silhouette this next Valentine's Day

243 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:13:43pm

re: #222 nikis-knight

This is shaping up to be the worst pun thread ever. And I mean that in the most genital way possible.

Killing the thread? Taint what's happening. Thes are good puns. Threads with bad ones? It rectum.

244 wrenchwench  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:13:47pm

re: #171 buzzsawmonkey

I urge everyone to read the talking points in the Ensler letter in ##152 and 162.

This is what is being poured into the minds of people, this is what undergirds the media blitz against Palin. It is these things, or their variant, which will have to be addressed again and again up to November.

Sorry, I couldn't get past the first paragraph:

I have a particular thing for Polar Bears. Maybe it's their snowy whiteness or their bigness or the fact that they live in the arctic or that I have never seen one in person or touched one. Maybe it is the fact that they live so comfortably on ice. Whatever it is, I need the polar bears.

They are kinda dingy yellow. And yes, please go touch one. Please.

245 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:13:49pm

re: #236 Nevergiveup

Anybody else see Geraldo knocked on his tush by the wave?
Funniest thing I've seen on TV in a long time.

Actually, I think his great dig in Al Capone's old Hotel in Chicago looking for hidden loot was pretty funny funny also. What a boob!

His throwaway line, "Maybe he collected dirt!". I remember watching that live.

246 maddogg  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:13:49pm

re: #235 alegrias

* * *
He's got more guts than many in media.

And Geraldo loves our troops, with lots of emotion. That makes him ok by me.

He insulted Michelle Malkin. I owe him a punch in the mouth.

247 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:14:12pm

re: #227 ciaospirit

Certain death. wow.

Really now. Dont we all face certain death? Is there such a thing as uncertain death? Is there some guy walking around wandering around right now who honestly thinks "Gee, I wonder if I'm going to die someday?"

248 KibbyKat  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:14:30pm

re: #236 Nevergiveup

Actually, I think his great dig in Al Capone's old Hotel in Chicago looking for hidden loot was pretty funny funny also. What a boob!

He'll never live that down.

249 Celtic Templar  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:14:30pm

re: #171 buzzsawmonkey

I urge everyone to read the talking points in the Ensler letter in ##152 and 162.

This is what is being poured into the minds of people, this is what undergirds the media blitz against Palin. It is these things, or their variant, which will have to be addressed again and again up to November.

These aint problems with Palin, these are fundamental problems b/w the 2 ideologies (socialism vs. conservatism). They better well come up from now to November. Do you think at this point that either side is going to back down?

250 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:14:41pm

re: #224 St. Pancake

Howdy. Good to see you again.

251 Shug  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:14:45pm

Geraldo, having failed at finding Al Capone's vaults, now searches for Davey Jones' locker

252 snowcrash  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:14:46pm

I remember how disgusting Whoopi Goldberg was in a monologue for a Kerry fund raiser in 04. Many sexual references to Bush/bush. She is a low class slob.

253 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:14:57pm

re: #229 sattv4u2

Love ya...but down 1.

254 lobo91  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:15:06pm

re: #218 St. Pancake

I have batteries, plenty of cat food, water...

I hope that means you have a cat.

Because there are much better things to eat during a storm than cat food. Even MREs.

255 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:15:15pm

re: #243 Hard Right

Killing the thread? Taint what's happening. Thes are good puns. Threads with bad ones? It rectum.

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

256 Natasha  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:15:23pm

Eve Ensler?
She is no sister of mine.

257 turn  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:15:27pm

re: #206 Silhouette


I knew it was a joke, my comment was intended to be a joke as well. Obviously I better not quit my day job :.)

258 Ben Hur  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:15:29pm

re: #77 RTLM

Whoopi Asks McCain: 'Do I Have To Be Worried About Becoming a Slave Again?'

Idiot of the day.

On par with Rape will become legal under Bush.

259 The Other Les  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:16:02pm

re: #211 Son of the Black Dog

Anybody else see Geraldo knocked on his tush by the wave?
Funniest thing I've seen on TV in a long time.

Is it on YouTube yet?

260 yma o hyd  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:16:02pm

re: #162 buzzsawmonkey

Stupidity is incurable - and even so-called 'cultured' people can be amazingly stupid, as this e-mail shows.

My next-door neighbour, 72, is not politically savvy, she is just your ordinary Welsh housewife, mother and granny. She doesn't read the papers much, doresn't watch much news on TV - she is just one of those 'little' people the LLL despise while making out that they want to help them.
She is my friend, we always chat - about our lives, dogs, anything.

By total chance I mentoned yesterday that I was interested in the U.S. elections, and the difference between B0 and McCain ...
When I spoke the 'O'-word, she came out with 'yeuch!', just like that, from her heart.
She may not be such an intellectual light as that writer of the 'Vagina Monologues' - but by golly, she ain't as stupid as that writer, not by a long chalk!

261 doppelganglander  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:16:03pm

All you really need to know about Whoopi Goldberg can be found in the book "The Choices We Made." She has had, IIRC, nine (9) abortions. Nine.

262 alegrias  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:16:05pm

re: #225 buzzsawmonkey

BTW, re Ensler's obsession with the polar bears in ##152, 162 above. I read somewhere recently that the appearance of polar bears in advertising (remember, they were big Coke spokescreatures last Christmas, etc.) and in the media generally was the result of focus group research that was intended to put a "cute face" on global warming. In other words, show a bunch of polar bears "stranded" on ice floes and you'll get all the we-love-fuzzy-animals crowd baying for measures to save the poor beasts.

The fact that polar bears are a) not endangered and b) vicious and dangerous makes it all the more beautiful.

Anyway, keep that in mind when you hear people prating about polar bears; they have been designated as the Poster Beast for Al Gore's fantasies.

* * *
Remember when 200,000 Germans went gaga over "Knut" the baby polar bear last year at the Berlin zoo? The Zoo didn't have to provide free food & beer either.

263 Alouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:16:13pm

re: #162 buzzsawmonkey

Eve Ensler, continued:

A vagina with rabies.

264 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:16:13pm

re: #254 lobo91

I hope that means you have a cat.

Because there are much better things to eat during a storm than cat food. Even MREs.

I'v had some pretty good MREs. And they do travel well.

265 KibbyKat  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:16:37pm

re: #247 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Really now. Dont we all face certain death? Is there such a thing as uncertain death? Is there some guy walking around wandering around right now who honestly thinks "Gee, I wonder if I'm going to die someday?"

Yes, his name is Obama, but to be fair the press do keep telling him he's immortal.

266 Silhouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:16:42pm

re: #242 DaddyO

Besides the graphic, does it say anything?

267 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:16:50pm

re: #244 wrenchwench

They are kinda dingy yellow. And yes, please go touch one. Please.

I believe before she goes near a polar bear, she should rub some salmon all over her. They love salmon.

268 ciaospirit  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:16:57pm

re: #235 alegrias

* * *
He's got more guts than many in media.

And Geraldo loves our troops, with lots of emotion. That makes him ok by me.

He's a closet racist. And a moron. And a hack. IMHO.

269 alegrias  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:17:10pm

re: #237 Nevergiveup

Well when he isn't drawing maps in the sand giving away their position?

* * * *
Yes, I noted above or somewhere, that Geraldo loves our troops lots, when he's not accidentally giving away their position!

Si Se Puede!

270 Iron Fist  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:17:11pm

re: #186 buzzsawmonkey

What the hell is a bitchin' freeze? Though I imagine that she'd be pissed if the wolves ate her little yappie dog that she has in lew of children, too.

271 calcajun  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:17:26pm

re: #255 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I sphincter, therefore I am.

272 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:17:32pm

Well damn... RCP got in synch... not with +2.7, not with +2.3... but with +2.5.

Good news is the trade gap has grown:

McCain 53.0
Obama: 46.3

Where's that drawing of the elephant standing on the Obama logo balloon!

273 St. Pancake  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:17:32pm

re: #254 lobo91

re: #250 Killgore Trout

ROFL!
Yes, two cats!

"waving"

Great to talk to you. No school yesterday, or today. No idea yet about Monday. The shindig is supposed to being early am.

274 Sharmuta  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:17:32pm

re: #119 ciaospirit

adolf hitler was a community organizer. Ronald reagan was a governor

Hat tip- Shug

275 saberry0530  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:17:50pm

re: #170 turn

You dumb shit, it was #17

Matt Kennseth?

276 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:17:55pm

re: #271 calcajun

I sphincter, therefore I am.

Are you shitting me?

277 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:17:59pm

re: #255 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

Don't get cocky. That's just nuts.

278 DaddyO  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:18:01pm

re: #266 Silhouette

Besides the graphic, does it say anything?


Ummmm, I dunno.

/slinks away

279 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:18:16pm

Making some dirty mashed potatoes. Think I overfilled the pressure cooker. It's going nuts!

280 Alouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:18:24pm

re: #261 doppelganglander

All you really need to know about Whoopi Goldberg can be found in the book "The Choices We Made." She has had, IIRC, nine (9) abortions. Nine.

Wow, she has had as many abortions as I have chosen to NOT have an abortion.

281 maddogg  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:18:27pm

Meals Rejected by Ethiopians

282 Rancher  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:18:32pm

Democrat scare e-mail.

Your Daughter will die!

/Pimp my Blog.

283 ciaospirit  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:18:54pm

re: #247 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Really now. Dont we all face certain death? Is there such a thing as uncertain death? Is there some guy walking around wandering around right now who honestly thinks "Gee, I wonder if I'm going to die someday?"

Some things make death more certain that others.

284 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:19:35pm
285 ggt  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:19:45pm

Good Afternoon Lizards! It's coolish, very humid, overcast and wet in the Very Far Western Suburbs of Chicagoland. Sleepin' kind of day. No, I don't get to.

How are you-all and what are we talking about?

286 MisterCookie  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:19:46pm

[Link: arstechnica.com...]

Even the tech media is horribly left wing biased now. Note that they put "terrorist" in quotes, but fail to mention that YouTube had formerly removed pro-right wing videos as racist.

287 kcladderman  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:19:54pm

re: #244 wrenchwench

They are kinda dingy yellow. And yes, please go touch one. Please.


Now I would pay to see that.

288 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:20:00pm

re: #276 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Are you shitting me?

Don't be an ass.
I'd have to kill and eat you first.

289 IslandLibertarian  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:20:31pm

Time Zone challenged here........I just watched (for the first time ever) the opening segment of the view. Turned it off once but forced myself to tune back in.
Bottom line, can you say ELITIST?
McCaine on now......the NVA have nothing on some of these women.

290 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:20:31pm

re: #283 ciaospirit

Some things make death more certain that others.

Bah! The odds of any event ever occuring are 50/50. Either it will or it wont. Any other odds mentioned are simple statistics and you know how those lie.

291 St. Pancake  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:20:32pm

This thread is hilarious.
Just had to say it.

292 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:20:41pm

re: #284 buzzsawmonkey

A bichon frise is a little fluffly white floofball of a dog, with a curly, fleecy, lamblike fur.

It would make a very small hors d'ouevre for a peckish wolf pack.

Libs are also big on the Maltese.

293 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:20:54pm

re: #270 Iron Fist

Bitchin' freeze is a whole lot worse than a...

killing frost.

294 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:21:02pm
295 turn  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:21:03pm

re: #230 ploome hineni

sorry

296 wolfie  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:21:19pm

re: #235 alegrias

* * *
He's got more guts than many in media.

And Geraldo loves our troops, with lots of emotion. That makes him ok by me.

Yes. We must give credit where credit is due. Geraldo may be share much of the left's idiocy, but he does NOT share their hatred of the military.

297 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:21:20pm
298 WrathofG-d  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:21:40pm

re: #258 Ben Hur

I heard on Air America that "if you vote for McCain" you will be sanctioning murder and DEATH, death, death!

posted about it at the time too.

Its too bad that the Republicans are the only ones that deal in fear politics.

299 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:21:48pm

re: #297 buzzsawmonkey

Falcon?

Where?
//

300 semper gumbi  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:21:50pm

Iowahawk publishes another gem

One Day on an Alaskan Cliffside

301 St. Pancake  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:21:51pm

re: #294 buzzsawmonkey

"waving"

Keeping my nerves together by going online. :)

302 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:21:52pm

NEW HAMPSHIRE DEMOCRATIC LEGISLATOR ENDORSES JOHN MCCAIN
For Immediate Release
Contact: Press Office

Friday, September 12, 2008
603-369-8744

MANCHESTER, NH -- The McCain-Palin campaign today announced that New Hampshire State Representative Doreen Howard, a Democratic legislator from Newmarket, has endorsed John McCain for president. Representative Howard previously supported Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton's candidacy.

"As a lifelong Democrat who enthusiastically backed Hillary Clinton in the primaries, I am now supporting John McCain. Like Senator Clinton, McCain values the importance of public service. Both Clinton and McCain put country first and that's critically important," said Howard. "John McCain and Sarah Palin are mavericks who have proven they can deliver real reform. As our nation faces challenges at home and abroad, Americans will benefit from their experience, judgment and strong leadership."

Elected in 2006, Representative Howard is a member of the State-Federal Relations and Veterans Affairs Committee. She represents Newmarket and Newfields.

Representative Howard supported John Kerry in 2004 and Al Gore in 2000.

[Link: ace.mu.nu...]

Great. Glad to have ya. Come aboard. But what the fuck took so long?

303 doppelganglander  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:21:53pm

re: #280 Alouette

Wow, she has had as many abortions as I have chosen to NOT have an abortion.

You have nine kids? My hat is off to you. My three just about wore me out.

304 lobo91  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:22:16pm

re: #262 alegrias

Remember when 200,000 Germans went gaga over "Knut" the baby polar bear last year at the Berlin zoo? The Zoo didn't have to provide free food & beer either.

I remember all the whackjobs who demanded that the zoo kill him, too, since he'd been raised by humans.

305 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:22:24pm

re: #292 Hard Right

Libs are also big on the Maltese.

Watch it!

(powder puff chinese crested maltese mix)

FOUR AND A HALF POUNDS OF THUNDER!

306 redhousebluestate  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:22:59pm

#10
Best bit of Advice I ever got was from my dad. A garbage man who dropped out of high school, to me, a brand new college graduate on my way to my first real job, with IBM in Burlington, Vt.

"Keep your eyes open and your mouth shut."

Sage words to live by.

307 The Other Les  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:23:06pm

re: #259 The Other Les

Okay. Saw it.

Seemed like he was having fun down there.

308 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:23:19pm

re: #305 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Watch it!

(powder puff chinese crested maltese mix)

FOUR AND A HALF POUNDS OF THUNDER!

How do they taste? ////
(sorry, sorry, sorry)

309 loppyd  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:23:25pm

Good Afternoon Lizard Nation....

This is the screaming headline on the front page of my local paper today:

Salem native figured in Palin's book-banning uproar

It only takes them 11 paragraphs to note this fact:

This week, ABC News reported that Baker, in her first public statement, said: "I simply do not recall a conversation with specific (book) titles."

310 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:23:33pm
311 Silhouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:23:36pm

re: #278 DaddyO

Ummmm, I dunno.

/slinks away

No, I'm glad you don't know.

Because I didn't know either and it took all the superiority out my sails from saying I got the binary joke yet my hubby didn't.

312 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:23:44pm

re: #304 lobo91

I remember all the whackjobs who demanded that the zoo kill him, too, since he'd been raised by humans.

Let them try to kill him now. Go ahead, get in the cage with him?

313 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:23:55pm

re: #306 redhousebluestate

#10
Best bit of Advice I ever got was from my dad. A garbage man who dropped out of high school, to me, a brand new college graduate on my way to my first real job, with IBM in Burlington, Vt.

"Keep your eyes open and your mouth shut."

Sage words to live by.

My dad's advice every day before I went to school, "Stay away from idiots."

314 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:24:27pm

re: #297 buzzsawmonkey

Falcon?

Penguin.
INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!

315 Ojoe  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:24:31pm

re: #298 WrathofG-d

Whenever I see these 180 degree twists I think the father of lies must be involved there.

316 Silhouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:24:50pm

re: #293 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Bitchin' freeze is a whole lot worse than a...

killing frost.

Is that like the cruel Afghan winter?

317 Alouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:25:02pm

re: #310 buzzsawmonkey

I can't remember which lib blogger said that her uterus is not a clown car.

Somebody should tell Whoopi that it's not an ice cream vat either.

My uterus is a uterus, and I have made good use of it.

318 The Other Les  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:25:06pm

re: #281 maddogg

Meals Rejected by Ethiopians

I actually preferred the old canned C-Rations.

319 redhousebluestate  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:25:09pm

#8

"The evil Zionists have a secret WMD to undermine our septic tanks. We are currently looking intently into Project: Roto-Rooter"

320 St. Pancake  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:25:26pm

Dr. Neil keeps on mentioning the code of disturbance which makes me think of this:Your text to link...

By the way, waiting for the storm is making me semi-deranged.

321 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:25:50pm

re: #316 Silhouette

Is that like the cruel Afghan winter?

Nah, but I've aways wondered how someone can be killed by a "frost."

Just wonderin'.

322 Cap'n DOC  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:25:55pm

re: #70 Bubbaman

I wonder if Osama will create a "Hurricaine Corp" that will mobilize the country's youth to man the sea-walls...

Nope. Only those on the Portside.

323 Ojoe  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:26:13pm

re: #309 loppyd

An e-mail list is circulating with titles on it that were not even published at the time in question.

324 DaddyO  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:26:34pm

re: #311 Silhouette

No, I'm glad you don't know.

Because I didn't know either and it took all the superiority out my sails from saying I got the binary joke yet my hubby didn't.

I suppose I could break out the ASCII chart to see if that graphic actually says anything, but I'm at work and really,really,really should be working now. Although I am posting, but that's easier than ASCII deciphering.

325 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:26:37pm

re: #316 Silhouette

Is that like the cruel Afghan winter?

I'll be our boys'll be more prepared for an Afgan winter than an Afgan this year. But, we'll probably give them some heat.

326 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:26:38pm

re: #320 St. Pancake

Dr. Neil keeps on mentioning the code of disturbance which makes me think of this:Your text to link...

By the way, waiting for the storm is making me semi-deranged.

I hate people who can't commit. ;)
/////

327 Silhouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:26:40pm

re: #280 Alouette

Wow, she has had as many abortions as I have chosen to NOT have an abortion.

Did I mention you're my hero?

The question remains, how many times have you heard the "own baseball team" joke?

328 loppyd  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:26:47pm

re: #302 Nevergiveup

Delicious timing. Barry is in NH today....

And this won't improve his mood, either:

Radio talk show host Michael Graham has been having women send in or drop off their lipsticks and he is going to deliver them to Obama tonight in Concord and is encouraging people to show up with their lipstick and creative signs.

I'd love to go, but it's a long ride.

329 WrathofG-d  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:26:49pm

re: #315 Ojoe

The most amazing thing is that this was probably the least offensive of things he said.

330 KibbyKat  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:26:58pm

re: #314 Hard Right

Penguin.
INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!

I imagine that being said James Bond-style.

Related: I still need to get out.

331 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:26:58pm

re: #300 semper gumbi

Iowahawk publishes another gem

One Day on an Alaskan Cliffside

Where's Chuck Jones when you need him? In keeping with those cartoons having no people, Palin should be played by a pitbull in lipstick.

332 calcajun  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:27:21pm

re: #276 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Are you shitting me?

You should be able to understand me since you are effluent in several languages.

333 ggt  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:27:26pm

re: #297 buzzsawmonkey

The Bichon and the Maltese are really nice little dogs, if you like little dogs. Great for little girls and old ladies or for people who can't handle bigger breeds for whatever reason. I have a family member with major knee/hip problems and her little dog is perfect for her. She could never hoist a big dog into the car for a trip to the vet if it were sick.

I myself like German Shepherds. Husband likes Labs. We compromised on Spaniels.

334 Silhouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:27:28pm

re: #308 Hard Right

How do they taste? ////
(sorry, sorry, sorry)

Like candy.

335 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:27:40pm

re: #330 KibbyKat

I imagine that being said James Bond-style.

Related: I still need to get out.

LOL!

336 lobo91  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:27:45pm

re: #318 The Other Les

I actually preferred the old canned C-Rations.

They were definitely better than the first generation MREs (dehydrated pork patty, anyone?).

The newer ones aren't bad, though.

337 alegrias  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:27:48pm

re: #302 Nevergiveup

* * *
Let's just welcome democrat Rep. Doreen Howard, she is involved in Veteran Affairs and at least recognizes McCain knows something about them. (Plus McCain used to be called President of New Hampshire).

338 Cap'n DOC  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:27:51pm

re: #160 Wyatt Earp

I suggest Crawfish...

339 yma o hyd  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:27:54pm

re: #267 Kosh's Shadow

I believe before she goes near a polar bear, she should rub some salmon all over her. They love salmon.

Didya know that polar bears are southpaws?

(Another bit of information which might come in handy one day ...)

340 loppyd  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:28:10pm

re: #323 Ojoe

An e-mail list is circulating with titles on it that were not even published at the time in question.

Harry Potter is one, IIRC

341 maddogg  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:28:15pm

re: #318 The Other Les

I actually preferred the old canned C-Rations.


Better in my opinion too, and you got a free P-38!

342 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:28:16pm

re: #332 calcajun

You should be able to understand me since you are effluent in several languages.

I'm flatulent in 3

343 calcajun  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:28:18pm

re: #334 Silhouette

Like candy.

Betcha can't eat just one!

344 lawhawk  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:28:27pm

re: #309 loppyd

It's a bogus story proffered by a media that doesn't bother to do basic fact checking.

Heck, it's been debunked for more than a week now - and yet the biased idiots (they are idiots if they think that their readers don't or can't find this stuff for themselves) keep proffering this nonsense.

345 St. Pancake  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:28:33pm

re: #326 Hard Right

*smile*

346 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:28:40pm

re: #328 loppyd

Delicious timing. Barry is in NH today....

And this won't improve his mood, either:

Radio talk show host Michael Graham has been having women send in or drop off their lipsticks and he is going to deliver them to Obama tonight in Concord and is encouraging people to show up with their lipstick and creative signs.

I'd love to go, but it's a long ride.

On a related topic, I got offered tickets to tonights Yankee game, but since we are out of it and it is raining, I'll watch on TV.

347 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:28:42pm

re: #333 ggt

The Bichon and the Maltese are really nice little dogs, if you like little dogs. Great for little girls and old ladies or for people who can't handle bigger breeds for whatever reason. I have a family member with major knee/hip problems and her little dog is perfect for her. She could never hoist a big dog into the car for a trip to the vet if it were sick.

I myself like German Shepherds. Husband likes Labs. We compromised on Spaniels.

I like women. (rimshot)

348 Alouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:28:56pm

re: #327 Silhouette

Did I mention you're my hero?

The question remains, how many times have you heard the "own baseball team" joke?

No designated hitter...

349 calcajun  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:29:03pm

re: #341 maddogg

Better in my opinion too, and you got a free P-38!

Are you referring to the Walther or the Lightening?

350 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:29:10pm

I wonder if libs like Ensler ever stop to ask 'Why do they hate us?'.

351 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:29:14pm

re: #332 calcajun

You should be able to understand me since you are effluent in several languages.

I speak fluent USMC. Speak loudly, slowly and gesture with a loaded firearm.

352 loppyd  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:29:17pm

re: #333 ggt

geeeeee geeeeee teeeeee!

My auntie has two Bichons. I don't feel the love. LOL

I'm a Lab girl.

353 alegrias  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:29:37pm

re: #304 lobo91

I remember all the whackjobs who demanded that the zoo kill him, too, since he'd been raised by humans.

* * *
Wow. Peaceful pro-choice, huh?

354 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:30:01pm

re: #319 redhousebluestate

#8

"The evil Zionists have a secret WMD to undermine our septic tanks. We are currently looking intently into Project: Roto-Rooter"

They're going to add a "reporter" to the crew. From Roto-Reuters.

355 calcajun  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:30:15pm

re: #347 Hard Right

I like women. (rimshot)

4 our of 5 doctors prefer Camels. The other one would rather have a girl.

356 loppyd  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:30:17pm

re: #350 Fenway_Nation

I wonder if libs like Ensler ever stop to ask 'Why do they hate us?'.

They asked that after 9/11.

357 KibbyKat  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:30:28pm

re: #332 calcajun

You should be able to understand me since you are effluent in several languages.

Yes, butt which ones?

358 maddogg  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:30:46pm

re: #349 calcajun

Are you referring to the Walther or the Lightening?

Neither, I am referring to the tiny key ring can opener that came in every box. I am carrying one made in 1962.

359 Shug  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:30:55pm

water already coming over the galveston seawall.

yIKEs

360 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:30:59pm
361 lobo91  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:31:21pm

re: #333 ggt

We couldn't decide on whether to get a big dog or a small one, so we have one of each (a Sheltie and a German Shepherd).

Interesting combination.

362 doppelganglander  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:31:34pm

re: #348 Alouette

No designated hitter...

You'll just have to play in the National League.

363 Cap'n DOC  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:32:07pm

re: #331 Kosh's Shadow

LOL Sarah Palin (Hockimomus Alaskus). Is that Genus or Genius?

364 ggt  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:32:18pm

re: #347 Hard Right

but can you get one to roll over and play dead?

:0

365 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:32:18pm

re: #356 loppyd

Lopps!

366 turn  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:32:36pm

re: #275 saberry0530

Matt Kennseth?

what?

367 loppyd  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:32:39pm

re: #346 Nevergiveup

On a related topic, I got offered tickets to tonights Yankee game, but since we are out of it and it is raining, I'll watch on TV.

That's rough.

Are you a Giants fan or a Jets fan? I think it goes Mets/Jets & Yankees/Giants....

In either case at least your MVP QB isn't out for the season!

368 Fenway_Nation  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:32:39pm

re: #298 WrathofG-d

I heard on Air America that "if you vote for McCain" you will be sanctioning murder and DEATH, death, death!

I am geniuinely shocked and amazed to hear that.

/Air America is still on the air?

369 Killgore Trout  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:32:42pm
370 ggt  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:32:49pm

re: #361 lobo91

To die-hard herders. Do they let you out of the house?

371 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:33:02pm

re: #291 St. Pancake

St. Pancake! Great to see you. How have you been?!?!

372 loppyd  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:33:10pm

re: #365 WriterMom

Lopps!

WriterMom!

How goes the battle?

I owe you an email....

373 DaddyO  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:33:23pm

re: #330 KibbyKat

I imagine that being said James Bond-style.


[Link: www.urbanmedium.com...]

374 St. Pancake  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:33:27pm

Ok, why is linking funky to me now?

375 Silhouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:33:39pm

re: #321 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Nah, but I've aways wondered how someone can be killed by a "frost."

Just wonderin'.

I wonder if that is like a deadly drizzle?

376 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:33:54pm

re: #367 loppyd

That's rough.

Are you a Giants fan or a Jets fan? I think it goes Mets/Jets & Yankees/Giants....

In either case at least your MVP QB isn't out for the season!

It does but I am Yankees/Jets. Go figure.

377 saberry0530  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:34:02pm

re: #358 maddogg

Neither, I am referring to the tiny key ring can opener that came in every box. I am carrying one made in 1962.

The one in the drawer in the kitchen, part of the hurricane kit is from 1973. Got it in boot camp in late '78. Used in on field ops all the way up to 1990. Still works just as good today as it did then.

378 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:34:12pm

re: #357 KibbyKat

Yes, butt which ones?

re: #364 ggt

but can you get one to roll over and play dead?

:0

Only when they don't have a headache. :)........:(

379 WrathofG-d  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:34:34pm

re: #368 Fenway_Nation

I am geniuinely shocked and amazed to hear that.

/Air America is still on the air?

Yup. This is where I listen to it.

380 calcajun  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:34:47pm

re: #351 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

When it positively has to be killed over night. Amen.

My Dad was in the Navy during WWII and Korea--his ship did a number of "insertions" into North Korea. He could never understand why the Marines would want to be off-loaded so quickly and get on shore and leave, what he thought, the comparative safety, of his DE. A Marine officer told him that he could not understand why my Dad and the other officers felt so comfortable being aboard such a big floating target.

381 loppyd  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:34:51pm

re: #376 Nevergiveup

It does but I am Yankees/Jets. Go figure.

PATS 24
JETS 21

You heard it here first.

382 lawhawk  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:34:53pm

Honor killings persist in Pakistan. No surprise there. The surprise is that MSNBC is running a story about it above the fold on the front page. Good on them for detailing the horrors that a bass-ackard misogynistic ideology inflicts on half of the population.

383 St. Pancake  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:34:57pm

re: #371 WriterMom

"waving"

I am online to keep my nerves together. I am in the hurricane zone, but it is expected maybe to get only 85ish miles per hour here, I hope. I have my supplies, and have the cats safe and sound.Hope you are doing well.

384 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:35:09pm
385 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:35:16pm

re: #372 loppyd

Hmmm...Does "GA!" count as an answer?

386 ggt  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:35:18pm

re: #352 loppyd

Labs are just about the best dog on the planet after they turn 4. I am not a candidate for a Lab puppy ownership.

387 lobo91  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:35:23pm

re: #370 ggt

To die-hard herders. Do they let you out of the house?

They both try to herd the cat. Doesn't usually go well.

388 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:35:26pm

re: #357 KibbyKat

Yes, butt which ones?

You people are nuts. You're all being so ovary top.

389 nightintheruts  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:35:30pm

speaking of error - it lies in the democratic candidate.

I work with abused children and sexually abused children. I spend time in front of our own state legislature and court rooms trying to get tougher laws on the sick people that hurt children.
I found this, this morning on 0bama:

On numerous occasions, according to a compilation of his state legislative votes, Mr. Obama voted "present," "no" or not at all when several major crime bills were offered. For instance, Mr. Obama was the only member of the Illinois Senate who:

cDid not support a bill permitting the Illinois Department of Children and Family Services to report suspected child abuse while protecting the identity of the facility or person providing the information. The bill, SB-853, was approved by the Senate by a vote of 54-0-1, with Mr. Obama voting "present," and 117-0-0 in the House. Known as the Abused and Neglected Child Reporting Act, it was signed into law by Illinois Gov. James Edgar in July 1997.
cVoted "present" on a bill in committee requiring criminals to serve consecutive sentences for separate crimes involving convictions for severe bodily harm or sexual assault but didn't vote at all when the measure came to the floor. The bill, HB-1558, was passed in the Senate by a 54-0-0 vote and the House by a 118-0-0 vote. Mr. Edgar signed the bill into law in July 1997.

cVoted "present" on a bill making it harder for abusive and neglectful parents to regain custody of their children. The bill, HB-1298, passed in the Senate by a vote of 57-0-1 and the House by a vote of 99-4-22. Gov. George H. Ryan signed the bill into law in January 2000.

cDid not vote on legislation to prohibit convicted sex offenders from serving on school boards. The bill, HB-338, was approved by the Senate by a 58-0-0 vote and the House by a 106-0-0 vote. Gov. Rod R. Blagojevich signed the bill into law in May 2003.
The records also show Mr. Obama voted "no" on a bill allowing police officers to execute warrants and enter buildings without knocking if there was a reasonable belief a weapon would be used against them; voted "present" on legislation requiring that minors who commit gun crimes on or near a school be prosecuted as adults; and did not vote on a bill requiring fingerprint background checks on school bus drivers.

Mr. Obama was the only member of the state Senate to vote against a bill to prohibit the early release of convicted criminal sexual abusers; and was among only four who voted against bills to toughen criminal sentences, increase penalties for criminals whose offenses were committed in the furtherance of gang activities, and increase penalties for the delivery of Ecstasy and other designer drugs.
What a p.o.s.
Also, as a member of an international motorcycle club called Bikers Against Child Abuse, this article has now gone worldwide.
Obambi, don't piss off the bikers...

390 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:35:32pm

re: #368 Fenway_Nation

I am geniuinely shocked and amazed to hear that.

/Air America is still on the air?

WHO KNEW?

Air America in San Diego got replaced with a a 24 hour sports channel.

391 Alouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:35:40pm

re: #362 doppelganglander

You'll just have to play in the National League.

We're all die-hard Tigers fans, except for my son in Toronto, who roots for the Mariners. Yes, he is kind of weird. He is the only one of my kids who did not name his daughter "Sarah"

392 Silhouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:35:47pm

re: #348 Alouette

No designated hitter...

Well get to work on it, woman!

;-)

393 nikis-knight  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:35:59pm

re: #304 lobo91

I remember all the whackjobs who demanded that the zoo kill him, too, since he'd been raised by humans.

Yes, that was a verr important story proving environmentalists, the movement's leaders at least, aren't pro-nature, they are anti-human.

394 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:36:04pm

re: #231 Hard Right

Disgusting!

I like it!

395 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:36:22pm

re: #381 loppyd

PATS 24
JETS 21

You heard it here first.

Sounds about right. I still don't think the Jets are quite ready for prime time, but we will see.

396 Cap'n DOC  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:36:36pm

re: #358 maddogg

Heh. Mine was made before they dated them. Came out of my first box of Beans & Balls in 1969.

397 saberry0530  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:36:45pm

re: #366 turn

You asked #17, I asked Matt Kennseth. (That is his car number in Nascar)

398 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:37:18pm

re: #383 St. Pancake

I hope everything will be OK for you and everyone down there.

399 calcajun  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:37:25pm

re: #381 loppyd

PATS 24
JETS 21

You heard it here first.

Old Farve vs. No Brady. I like the Jets in this one--but not by much.

400 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:37:48pm

As W said, urethra with us, or against us.

401 KibbyKat  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:38:02pm

re: #373 DaddyO

Ha! Thanks for that.

re: #378 Hard Right

Only when they don't have a headache. :)........:(

Boo!

402 loppyd  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:38:28pm

Tolerance at Harvard

Sarah Palin = Miss Piggy

403 yma o hyd  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:38:44pm

re: #333 ggt

The Bichon and the Maltese are really nice little dogs, if you like little dogs. Great for little girls and old ladies or for people who can't handle bigger breeds for whatever reason. I have a family member with major knee/hip problems and her little dog is perfect for her. She could never hoist a big dog into the car for a trip to the vet if it were sick.

I myself like German Shepherds. Husband likes Labs. We compromised on Spaniels.

Heh - that looks like down-sizing to me!
:-)))


Mind - Spaniels wag non-stop, I love seeing them!

404 alegrias  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:39:09pm

re: #382 lawhawk

Honor killings persist in Pakistan. No surprise there. The surprise is that MSNBC is running a story about it above the fold on the front page. Good on them for detailing the horrors that a bass-ackard misogynistic ideology inflicts on half of the population.

* * * *
Honor killings persist in Germany! And in the USA, though you have to watch Fox News to find out it's happening to American girls born to twisted parents.

"Feminists" lost their moral suasion because they are silent on the big issue of our time.

Abolitionists had more courage back in the day than all these super wealthy women who have it all, in the USA, yet "see no evil" being done to other "sisters"--while President Bush has been the biggest classic "feminist" of all time by liberating women in these crappy countries.

405 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:39:10pm

re: #401 KibbyKat

Ha! Thanks for that.

re: #378 Hard Right


Boo!

What's that Rodney Dangerfield joke? My dog taught my wife how to roll over and play dead.

406 St. Pancake  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:39:12pm

re: #398 WriterMom

Thanks! I appreciate it.

407 loppyd  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:39:27pm

re: #385 WriterMom

Hmmm...Does "GA!" count as an answer?

Uh oh.

Psycho boss from hell?

408 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:40:03pm

I told my girlfriend I had a joke for her.
She said, "No thanks, I have a headache."

409 HDrepub  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:40:05pm

Ensler quote exposing her rectal cranial inversion syndrome.

Sarah believes in guns. She has her own custom Austrian hunting rifle. She has been known to kill 40 caribou at a clip. She has shot hundreds of wolves from the air.

Where is the proof of 40 caribou at a clip? It would be illegal first of all, and I don't believe she has shot hundreds of wolves from the air, either.

I believe Ensler is talking out her a$$ instead of her mouth, and knows not what she is saying. Notice the juvenile paragraph construction, too.

410 IslandLibertarian  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:40:07pm

WHOOPIE jumped the shark!
She worries that McCaine might bring back slavery?

She has no cred' with me from now on.

411 yma o hyd  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:40:44pm

re: #361 lobo91

We couldn't decide on whether to get a big dog or a small one, so we have one of each (a Sheltie and a German Shepherd).

Interesting combination.

Who is top dog?
The sheltie?

412 ggt  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:40:50pm

re: #384 buzzsawmonkey

I was raised by a deer-huntin' father and don't cringe when I hear of animals being shot. (well, dogs and horses excepted). Wolves have really gotten the attention of the ignorant lately --posters, knick-knacks etc. They are not dogs. Yes, their pups are cute, but they grow to be wild animals. They cannot be domesticated.

I knew a 1/2 wolf 1/2 dog "pet" once. Got to see it grow from pup to adult. The longer I knew it, the less I trusted it.

BTW is it wolf "cub" or "pup"? I can't remember.

413 Cap'n DOC  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:40:51pm

re: #407 loppyd

Does "GA!" count as an answer?

It does - if it's a State of Mind.

414 So?  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:41:02pm

And truth is walkative.™

---So?

415 loppyd  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:41:31pm

re: #399 calcajun

Old Farve vs. No Brady. I like the Jets in this one--but not by much.

Farve may have a tough time with the Patriots D. If the Patriots' offensive line steps up and protects Cassel we'll have ourselves a good game to watch.

416 saberry0530  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:41:35pm

re: #408 Hard Right

I told my girlfriend I had a joke for her.
She said, "No thanks, I have a headache."

Just like Robin Williams says: the best form of birth control is "Pointing and laughing"

417 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:41:41pm

re: #409 HDrepub

Ensler quote exposing her rectal cranial inversion syndrome.


Where is the proof of 40 caribou at a clip? It would be illegal first of all, and I don't believe she has shot hundreds of wolves from the air, either.

I believe Ensler is talking out her a$$ instead of her mouth, and knows not what she is saying. Notice the juvenile paragraph construction, too.

Alaskan wolves can fly? Damn. I'm definitely not going there!
//////

418 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:41:52pm
419 Tigger2005  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:42:05pm

There is no use reasoning with Eva Ensler, or any of them, for that matter. They're way beyond rational debate.

People are going to see more and more of Sarah Palin, and they're not going to see this hideous beast the Left is painting her as.

We really shouldn't worry at all about any of this. The Left and the media couldn't get Kerry elected over George Bush. They couldn't get us out of Iraq. People just don't take these crazy people seriously anymore.

420 ggt  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:42:19pm

re: #389 nightintheruts

hey, link please, I want to send it around.

421 loppyd  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:42:34pm

re: #395 Nevergiveup

Sounds about right. I still don't think the Jets are quite ready for prime time, but we will see.

Bret Favreereerrrrrrr and Matt Cassel had to learn the plays this week.

422 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:42:58pm

re: #410 IslandLibertarian

WHOOPIE jumped the shark!
She worries that McCaine might bring back slavery?

She has no cred' with me from now on.

That scares me.

That implies she had cred with you before.

423 KibbyKat  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:43:10pm

re: #388 Hard Right

You people are nuts. You're all being so ovary top.

It's time to send uterus back to the labia to work on some better puns.

424 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:43:19pm

who is the jerk in the blue coat out on the beach in Galveston on Fox?

425 nikis-knight  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:43:21pm

re: #409 HDrepub

Ensler quote exposing her rectal cranial inversion syndrome.


Where is the proof of 40 caribou at a clip? It would be illegal first of all, and I don't believe she has shot hundreds of wolves from the air, either.

I believe Ensler is talking out her a$$ instead of her mouth, and knows not what she is saying. Notice the juvenile paragraph construction, too.

She hasn't shot any wolves from the air; she just allowed it to be done to control the pop.

426 doppelganglander  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:43:26pm

re: #391 Alouette

We're all die-hard Tigers fans, except for my son in Toronto, who roots for the Mariners. Yes, he is kind of weird. He is the only one of my kids who did not name his daughter "Sarah"

Your family sounds like a lot of fun. What's with the Sarah thing? Were you all just that far ahead of the Palin wave?

427 loppyd  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:43:43pm

re: #386 ggt

Labs are just about the best dog on the planet after they turn 4. I am not a candidate for a Lab puppy ownership.

My brother has two adult labs abd just got a new pup - 10 weeks old now. He's pretty mellow, actually.

428 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:43:46pm
429 lifeofthemind  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:43:48pm

re: #66 turn

Surprised to find out there are several clips of that interview on youtube already. Here is one where Woopie questions McCain

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

He should of turned to Whoopi and said over 600,000 Americans died to eliminate slavery and we changed the Consitution, what more do you want?

430 lawhawk  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:44:55pm

AP video feed of Galveston; rescue of pickup truck caught in Ike (looks like a boat if you're looking real quick).

431 ggt  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:44:59pm

re: #403 yma o hyd

Yes,if we could generate energy from the tail wagging, we'd solve all the worlds energy problems. Ours are docked and when they are sitting on furniture or the bed, the whole thing shakes.

Sometimes, if they are sitting on the hardwood floor it sounds like someone is knocking at the door. Sometimes even the dogs go to the door.

Spaniels can be very intelligent --but when the nose gets to the ground they might as well be hounds.

432 Silhouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:45:00pm

re: #417 Hard Right

Alaskan wolves can fly? Damn. I'm definitely not going there!
//////

If it's not sharks with lazer beams, it is Alaskan Flying Wolves.

433 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:45:04pm

re: #368 Fenway_Nation

I am geniuinely shocked and amazed to hear that.

/Air America is still on the air?

Kind of like Abe Vigoda.

434 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:45:45pm

re: #407 loppyd

It's the psycho boss from hell and her friend the militant, angry, horrendous lebanese.

435 lobo91  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:45:47pm

re: #411 yma o hyd

Who is top dog?
The sheltie?

She thinks so. The shepherd mostly ignores her.

436 WrathofG-d  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:45:58pm
437 Alouette  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:46:06pm

re: #426 doppelganglander

Your family sounds like a lot of fun. What's with the Sarah thing? Were you all just that far ahead of the Palin wave?

My mother-in-law's name was Sarah, but if it becomes the #1 girl's name I'll say that we were just ahead of the curve.

438 semper gumbi  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:46:29pm

re: #384 buzzsawmonkey

In any event, wolves are not Our Fluffy Friends in remote wilderness areas; they are, or can be, a danger to life and limb. So it is no surprise that Palin has shot wolves from a plane; she was killing/culling them as vermin, not trying to be sporting.

Has she actually shot wolves from the Air? I read that she only appropriated money for the program.

439 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:46:32pm

re: #429 lifeofthemind

He should of turned to Whoopi and said over 600,000 Americans died to eliminate slavery and we changed the Consitution, what more do you want?

A bitchslap would also have been an appropriate response.

440 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:46:47pm

"SENATE MAJORITY LEADER HARRY REID REFERS TO 'PRESIDENT MCCAIN'... DEVELOPING... "

From Drudge.

Rats fleeing a sinking ship?

441 turn  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:47:06pm

re: #386 ggt

Labs are just about the best dog on the planet after they turn 4. I am not a candidate for a Lab puppy ownership.

Labs ARE the best dogs on the planet, just ask my precious Luke - he'll tell ya.

442 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:47:06pm
443 hazzyday  Fri, Sep 12, 2008 12:47:24pm

re: #119 ciaospirit

Susan Sarandon on Sarah Palin:

"Jesus was a community organizer and Pontius Pilate was a governor. That's
all I have to say."

Promise? Now STFU and STFD.

If Susan Sarandon was any type of Christian I suppose she could repeat something like this without a backlash. In my area a community organizer is either a godless creature working for the state imposed morality religion of social justice or a state supported unjailed drug dealer.

Susan Sarandon is more of a Pilate Pirate type.

444 St. Pancake