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Open | Tue, Sep 23, 2008 at 11:05:49 am PDT
The tiny door of opportunity has creaked open. Read the fine print, please, and play nice. Monitor lizards are watching, as always.
UPDATE at 9/23/08 12:02:47 pm:
Now closed, with 267 hatchlings.
1167 comments
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saberry0530 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:08:29am |
"For thou has thy Gamey Buttocks" OH and welcome! Please be courteous and pick up you rshells and droppings.
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Opinionated Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:09:26am |
Biden on History:
"When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed," Biden told Couric. "He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'"
[Link: www.politico.com...]
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saberry0530 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:11:23am |
re: #7 Opinionated
Biden on History:
"When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed," Biden told Couric. "He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'"
[Link: www.politico.com...]
WHAT A F'IN TOOL.
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WrathofG-d Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:11:31am |
Sweet, I'm finally in!
I'm a bit nervous to be around such sage and brilliant minds.
H0pe my 1st post was good enough!
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joncelli Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:12:07am |
Keep it nice, keep it factual, stand the old-timers a round of drinks, don't be an obnoxious troll lest we make you into a pinata, and welcome. (Did I miss anything?)
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Racer X Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:12:43am |
Write your congressman and tell them what you think of them sneakily adding student loans and car loans into the financial bailout package.
Deny socialism in America!
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midwestgak Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:13:09am |
The first time I saw an open door thread it had already closed, but the commentary within was so good I knew I would be registering when it opened and I could get my foot in the door.
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J.D. Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:13:37am |
re: #14 Racer X
Write your congressman and tell them what you think of them sneakily adding student loans and car loans into the financial bailout package.
Deny socialism in America!
Cool! I'll have to tell my son about the school loans thingy.
*sheesh*
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saberry0530 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:13:38am |
re: #11 WrathofG-d
Sweet, I'm finally in!
I'm a bit nervous to be around such sage and brilliant minds.
H0pe my 1st post was good enough!
I knew a WrathofG-D once. Nice guy.
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nightwatch Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:13:42am |
Can we pass on the "Hatch-ling Dip" from the last opening?
It took us weeks to clean up after the last one.
/sarc
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Walter L. Newton Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:14:16am |
re: #14 Racer X
Write your congressman and tell them what you think of them sneakily adding student loans and car loans into the financial bailout package.
Deny socialism in America!
Why waste your time? The whole bailout is socialism. I'm totally done with the whole bunch of them
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zombie Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:14:37am |
And don't forget: today is...
But more importantly, it's Ray Charles' birthday as well.
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Alaska Kim Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:15:37am |
Hi y'all.
I saw a t-shirt I absolutely have to have:
Your garden club called.
Their ho' is missing.
Heh
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jcm Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:15:46am |
Welcome, Hatchlings!
Speak up and introduce yourselfs.
Trolls, line up over at the BBQ pit!
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Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:15:47am |
re: #24 zombie
And don't forget: today is...
But more importantly, it's Ray Charles' birthday as well.
mine too
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WrathofG-d Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:15:54am |
re: #18 saberry0530
Your comment actually made me wonder something....
I wonder if names become "off limits" once someone uses it but gets banned; or if similar names are forbidden by "the program" (or programmer).
You don't see too many similar names, etc. I've been registered here so long, I never had to deal with it.
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pat Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:15:55am |
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DaddyO Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:16:00am |
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rawmuse Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:16:08am |
re: #24 zombie
But more importantly, it's Ray Charles' birthday as well.
I am Ray alum. I have played chess with him. Yes, chess.
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HoosierHoops Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:16:23am |
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J.D. Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:16:49am |
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zombie Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:16:49am |
re: #7 Opinionated
Biden on History:
"When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed," Biden told Couric. "He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'"
[Link: www.politico.com...]
Biden makes about 27 gaffes per hour. And, naturally, the media ignores them. But if Palin ever mis-used a semicolon -- hooboy, we'd be hearing about it for weeks!
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doppelganglander Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:16:55am |
Fun! I have to work now, but I'll be sure to check in later for some freshly roasted troll meat.
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JacksonTn Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:16:56am |
I was shocked I finally saw an open reg that I typed the first thing that came to me ....now I am stuck with a nick that I have no idea what it means other than I do live in Tennessee.
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Racer X Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:17:12am |
re: #23 Walter L. Newton
Why waste your time? The whole bailout is socialism. I'm totally done with the whole bunch of them
Why vote at all then? It does matter Walter. Your voice must be heard.
(btw - hope you are recovering well from your recent procedure)
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jorline Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:17:19am |
re: #35 sambor
holy crap i made it!
*runs around in circles*
He who runs in circles doesn't get far...welcome
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Shug Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:17:24am |
re: #38 buzzsawmonkey
Bisexuality--it's such a breeze!
Double your chances for STDs!
not to mention, double the number of available bathrooms.
just pick the one with the shortest line
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zombie Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:17:38am |
re: #29 Eowyn2
mine too
Happy birthday!
I know absolutely nothing about you, but let me pull a guess out of thin air:
Happy 51st birthday!
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WrathofG-d Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:18:10am |
Bisexuality: Hedonism, and complete lack of self control all in one.
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lawhawk Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:18:42am |
Heck, Biden is giving Dan Quayle a run for the money on the gaffe meter. Biden is making a Quayle a day.
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Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:18:54am |
re: #44 jorline
He who runs in circles doesn't get far...welcome
Eh, sometimes he wins the Winston Cup. ;-)
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GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:18:54am |
Hey, don't let THAT one in. His hair looks funny. He may be an amphibian in disguise.
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OCJdub Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:19:05am |
Finally after a few years of reading LGF I happened to log on the site during open registration! Yay!
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reine.de.tout Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:19:09am |
re: #11 WrathofG-d
Sweet, I'm finally in!
I'm a bit nervous to be around such sage and brilliant minds.
H0pe my 1st post was good enough!
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Are you buying the drinks?
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Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:19:12am |
re: #34 rawmuse
I am Ray alum. I have played chess with him. Yes, chess.
Ray played chess. Interesting.
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JacksonTn Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:19:17am |
re: #29 Eowyn2
Hey Happy Birthday to you! I am new too. Tough crowd here but very funny and very good taste in music. But, the last two links I followed for music were both for people who has passed on. Eva and Iz both voices of angels. I am now afraid to link on any music ......
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vxbush Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:19:34am |
re: #40 zombie
Biden makes about 27 gaffes per hour. And, naturally, the media ignores them. But if Palin ever mis-used a semicolon -- hooboy, we'd be hearing about it for weeks!
Yes, but people aren't paying attention (well, we are, but so many aren't).
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zombie Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:19:41am |
re: #35 sambor
holy crap i made it!
*runs around in circles*
Your registration ceremony is not complete until you add, "Woop woop woop woop woop!"
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guzziguy Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:19:47am |
re: #14 Racer X
Write your congressman and tell them what you think of them sneakily adding student loans and car loans into the financial bailout package.
Deny socialism in America!
Cool! I don't have any student loans left, but does that mean you guys will stand good for that red mid-life-crisis-mobile I'd like to have? You people are the best!
/socialism....no thanks.
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rawmuse Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:20:26am |
re: #57 Eowyn2
Ray played chess. Interesting.
He not only played, he was damn good. I am no slouch and he put me in check pretty in less than 20 moves more than once.
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Castlebravo Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:20:47am |
Thanks! I'm finally in! I'm glad to have timed the slim, narrow opening, too.
Yes, I know, I'm a noob, newbie, whatever. yuk yuk yuk.
Listen, I want to take this brief opportunity that with each passing day, I hope more and more that what the left in this country reaps, they will eventually sow. I grow more confident, too, that come November, their chickens will come home to roost, and we will have McCain and Palin on the winning ticket.
Thanks, and I'll "see" you in the comment-sphere!
Cheers,
Brian
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jcm Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:21:02am |
re: #58 JacksonTn
Hey Happy Birthday to you! I am new too. Tough crowd here but very funny and very good taste in music. But, the last two links I followed for music were both for people who has passed on. Eva and Iz both voices of angels. I am now afraid to link on any music ......
What the worst that could happen..... other than everlasting embarrassment that is?
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midwestgak Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:21:16am |
re: #42 JacksonTn
I was shocked I finally saw an open reg that I typed the first thing that came to me ....now I am stuck with a nick that I have no idea what it means other than I do live in Tennessee.
I had the same panic and I rushed the typing of Midwestgal. Didn't notice the error until registration was complete. It's growin on me.
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Aldamir Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:21:19am |
I wonder whether Bill Clinton is going to vote McCain/Palin. See this:
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GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:21:21am |
So are "scottishbuzzsaw" and "buzzsawmonkey" within the same genus or merely coincidence?
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rawmuse Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:21:22am |
re: #66 rawmuse
He not only played, he was damn good. I am no slouch and he put me in check
prettyin less than 20 moves more than once.
PIMF
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Cap'n DOC Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:21:34am |
Hmmmm.
/looks in sock drawer for an unholey pair...
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HoosierHoops Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:21:38am |
re: #49 WrathofG-d
Bisexuality: Hedonism, and complete lack of self control all in one.
/yea..but twice the dates..
*running*
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zombie Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:21:58am |
re: #42 JacksonTn
I was shocked I finally saw an open reg that I typed the first thing that came to me ....now I am stuck with a nick that I have no idea what it means other than I do live in Tennessee.
You need to have thought about it carefully. Most people have their name on a post-it noite stuck to their computer screen, waiting for the day...
Registration is still open, so you can always now quickly come up with a better name, register that, and then say you want "JacksonTn" deleted. Maybe?
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Truck Monkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:22:03am |
re: #65 buzzsawmonkey
Clearly you missed New York in the '70s. Everyone crowded into bathroom looking for the longest lines.
Goodness gracious. Why on earth would they do that?
/channeling my dear late grandmother
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The Other Les Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:22:09am |
re: #7 Opinionated
Biden on History:
"When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed," Biden told Couric. "He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'"
[Link: www.politico.com...]
My lack of G-d! What a moron!
How the Hell did he ever get elected to any office?
Perhaps I should move to Delaware and run against him for the Senate seat.
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Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:22:23am |
re: #58 JacksonTn
welcome
i'm not really new. just couldnt type properly
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Joe Six Pack Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:22:30am |
Wow! Wow, wow, wow. wow! I'm finally in! Hope I'm worthy! Greetings all from the western 'burbs of Chicago!
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jill e Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:23:01am |
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
—Woody Allen
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eThib Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:23:16am |
Finally! After three years of missing the door by mere minutes!
I feel like I won a really bad lottery.
(pulls out knapsack of kos diaries)
j/k!
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Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:23:28am |
re: #11 WrathofG-d
Sweet, I'm finally in!
I'm a bit nervous to be around such sage and brilliant minds.
H0pe my 1st post was good enough!
/Slap
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J.D. Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:23:34am |
re: #82 jill e
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
—Woody Allen
I like it.
Welcome in.
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letsgosurf Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:23:35am |
Welcome one and all!
Do these deleted individuals just wait at the door for it to open, only to be stepped on?
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karmic_inquisitor Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:23:38am |
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8 My Foot Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:23:39am |
Hi.
I seem to have eaten my foot. My left one of course.
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vxbush Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:23:42am |
re: #81 Joe Six Pack
Wow! Wow, wow, wow. wow! I'm finally in! Hope I'm worthy! Greetings all from the western 'burbs of Chicago!
Greetings to you and all the new lizards. Several are from northern Illinois. We need a lizard group there.
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jcm Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:23:45am |
re: #68 Castlebravo
Interesting nic.
24 February 1954, over run to 15MT, our largest shot, you need an avatar.
Any particular reason for the nic, if I may ask?
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zombie Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:23:52am |
re: #63 Eowyn2
50
Not bad -- eh? One year off.
Only I have secret access to the LGF Demographic Databases.
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nevergiveup Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:24:03am |
re: #82 jill e
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
—Woody Allen
And if you also sleep with your kids the odds sky rocket?
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jill e Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:24:08am |
I bet Biden speaks clearly and thoughtfully when he's drunk.
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The Other Les Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:24:19am |
re: #52 Silhouette
Eh, sometimes he wins the Winston Cup. ;-)
I think they call it the NEXTEL cup now.
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Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:24:20am |
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kcladderman Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:24:31am |
re: #24 zombie
Wonder if loflyer is going to celebrate this for days like he did talk like a pirate day?
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midwestgak Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:24:41am |
re: #81 Joe Six Pack
Wow! Wow, wow, wow. wow! I'm finally in! Hope I'm worthy! Greetings all from the western 'burbs of Chicago!
Welcome. How many miles west? I'm 11 miles west.
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Kosh's Shadow Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:24:49am |
re: #79 The Other Les
My lack of G-d! What a moron!
How the Hell did he ever get elected to any office?
Perhaps I should move to Delaware and run against him for the Senate seat.
Now, calm down. Biden just didn't have anyone to plagiarize from at the moment, so he got it wrong.
/sarc
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yma o hyd Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:24:51am |
re: #55 OCJdub
Finally after a few years of reading LGF I happened to log on the site during open registration! Yay!
Best feeling evah!
Welcome - I know how that feels - happened to me as well!
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dnomyar62 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:24:57am |
Been reading LGF since Rathergate.
Thrilled to finally be able to get registered.
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HoosierHoops Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:25:09am |
re: #70 midwestgak
I had the same panic and I rushed the typing of Midwestgal. Didn't notice the error until registration was complete. It's growin on me.
That funny as crap.. I thought you were a gak farmer this whole time..
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zombie Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:25:19am |
re: #68 Castlebravo
Listen, I want to take this brief opportunity that with each passing day, I hope more and more that what the left in this country reaps, they will eventually sow.
They've invented a time machine? Damn, we're in trouble now!
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GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:25:23am |
Welcome to all the new hatchlings. We all hope you take the responsibilty of being thrust into the midst of history very seriously.
LGF is one of the last bastions against the onslaught of the Light Being and his Horde of Minions. Pick up your wooden stakes and mallets at the quartermaster near the rear of the hall.
Remember: through the heart. :)
/
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Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:25:28am |
re: #83 eThib
Finally! After three years of missing the door by mere minutes!
I feel like I won a really bad lottery.
(pulls out knapsack of kos diaries)j/k!
i won a vacuum cleaner once. dyson.
no lottery. damn
welcome
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Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:25:47am |
re: #96 The Other Les
I think they call it the NEXTEL cup now.
I know, but I refuse to be reconstructed.
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The Other Les Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:26:18am |
re: #82 jill e
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
—Woody Allen
But he's still a creep.
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rwmofo Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:26:21am |
re: #82 jill e
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
—Woody Allen
My children called to thank me for not taking them to any Woody Allen movies.
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jcm Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:26:23am |
re: #94 nevergiveup
And if you also sleep with your kids the odds sky rocket?
Thank you, I need another keyboard and roll of paper towels to clean my monitors off.
So not funny, while being funny as hell.
Hatchling! coffee refill over here!
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Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:26:34am |
re: #104 zombie
They've invented a time machine? Damn, we're in trouble now!
I think it is like sellling short.
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Buck Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:26:40am |
re: #49 WrathofG-d
Bisexuality: Hedonism, and complete lack of self control all in one.
You say it like that is a bad thing....
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Truck Monkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:27:02am |
re: #95 jill e
I bet Biden speaks clearly and thoughtfully when he's drunk.
He is not so bad actually.
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godfrey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:27:21am |
re: #111 Charles
103? At that rate, are we entering record territory?
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Shug Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:27:29am |
re: #81 Joe Six Pack
Wow! Wow, wow, wow. wow! I'm finally in! Hope I'm worthy! Greetings all from the western 'burbs of Chicago!
Hope you're not a six pack of old style
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midwestgak Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:27:31am |
re: #93 buzzsawmonkey
Let's see; we can figure out where you're from if we use an algorithm for all the known combinations of "Oak," "River," "Park," "Forest," and "Wood."
So very true LOLOLOL
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Honorary Yooper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:27:34am |
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Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:27:36am |
Bisexual Day hasn't taken off with Hallmark yet because they are still in committee debating whether to make the cards pink or blue.
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debutaunt Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:27:41am |
re: #103 HoosierHoops
That funny as crap.. I thought you were a gak farmer this whole time..
I'm an idiot. I thought she was a yak farmer.
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LockeOn Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:27:44am |
I finally made it! Thanks for opening the door today Charles!
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GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:27:44am |
re: #79 The Other Les
My lack of G-d! What a moron!
How the Hell did he ever get elected to any office?
Perhaps I should move to Delaware and run against him for the Senate seat.
That's why they put Biden in Delaware, to minimize the damage he could cause. Then they made him take the train so he wouldn't have to drive a car. A bit much for the guy...
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Joe Six Pack Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:27:48am |
re: #89 vxbush
Greetings to you and all the new lizards. Several are from northern Illinois. We need a lizard group there.
Are you up by the Chain O' Lakes area?
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Cap'n DOC Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:27:54am |
I'm not as considered about the hatchlings we hear from, but about those who we don't...
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lifeofthemind Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:28:05am |
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scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:28:24am |
re: #114 Knuckles
Old lady noob has entered the room!
Welcome! You don't drag those knuckles, do you?
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eThib Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:28:29am |
re: #106 Eowyn2
i won a vacuum cleaner once. dyson.
no lottery. damn
welcome
A Dyson? Broad use of the word 'won', friend.
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The Other Les Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:28:32am |
re: #100 Kosh's Shadow
Now, calm down. Biden just didn't have anyone to plagiarize from at the moment, so he got it wrong.
/sarc
So if I send him a copy of ATLAS SHRUGGED he'll start talking about the collapse of civilization after the Big Strike?
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WrathofG-d Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:28:34am |
re: #56 reine.de.tout
Sure, a bottle of 1926 Macallan Fine and Rare Collection Scotch whisky for everyone.
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Joe Six Pack Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:28:40am |
re: #93 buzzsawmonkey
Let's see; we can figure out where you're from if we use an algorithm for all the known combinations of "Oak," "River," "Park," "Forest," and "Wood."
Actually, I'm from Hinsdale.
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karmic_inquisitor Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:28:42am |
So who had the deletes at the top of the thread? Sandman? (aka "Sleepy" the troll from GCP?)
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thefallingman Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:28:49am |
At long last! By sheer fate I swung by while waiting on my minions to prepare documents for me to use a a cudgel against the unsuspecting. And now I'm registered! Oh, joyous day!
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Honorary Yooper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:28:57am |
re: #81 Joe Six Pack
Wow! Wow, wow, wow. wow! I'm finally in! Hope I'm worthy! Greetings all from the western 'burbs of Chicago!
Welcome then, from the far SW 'burbs, out in Will County.
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Death from Above Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:29:10am |
I feel like a kid free from their parents for the first time. Actually, I am humbled to be in the presence of those great lizards that have preceded this hatchling. Thank you to all, for the information, humor and dose of sanity lgf has provided to me the past 4 years. Charles, I am grateful to finally enter your presence. (Bowing humbly) Finally, Lizard Nation, let the games begins.
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Knuckles Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:29:15am |
re: #81 Joe Six Pack
Wow! Wow, wow, wow. wow! I'm finally in! Hope I'm worthy! Greetings all from the western 'burbs of Chicago!
Far south burbs for this old babe!
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Semper Gumbi Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:29:17am |
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midwestgak Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:29:21am |
re: #103 HoosierHoops
That funny as crap.. I thought you were a gak farmer this whole time..
HAHAHAHAH
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GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:29:45am |
Can I get another ID, to wear for Sunday go to Meetin'? :)
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reine.de.tout Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:29:46am |
re: #98 kcladderman
Wonder if loflyer is going to celebrate this for days like he did talk like a pirate day?
LOL! Probably. 'bout drove me nuts. And then, somebody else picked it up and started talking like a pirate again!
whoosh . . .
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ecs05norway Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:29:46am |
Hullo all.
And no, I don't live in Norway. It's a riff on a sci-fi novel.
Damn glad to be here, though.
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Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:29:49am |
re: #92 zombie
Not bad -- eh? One year off.
Only I have secret access to the LGF Demographic Databases.
I'm one of hillary's demographics
middle aged, divorced, white woman.
unfortunately for her, I cant figure out how we can call her a powerful independent woman. I would have dumped that philanderer years before he became governor.
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jwb7605 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:29:50am |
re: #19 pat
"Oh Mr Sandman, bring me your dreams."
Ain't he the cutest critter we've ever seen?
He deserves the magic wand,
MandyManners, lend him some charm!
la la la la la la la la, lalalalalaaaa ....
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Opinionated Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:29:50am |
re: #79 The Other Les
My lack of G-d! What a moron!
How the Hell did he ever get elected to any office?
Perhaps I should move to Delaware and run against him for the Senate seat.
If McCain had said this they would have diagnosed him with Alzheimer's and if Palin had said this, it would be front page in the Times.
I just hope Biden isn't using up all his stupidity before the debate.
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Wishing Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:30:00am |
Am i late on this?
5th grader suspended for wearing anti-obama T-shirt Your text to link...
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The Other Les Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:30:00am |
re: #105 GreenBear
Welcome to all the new hatchlings. We all hope you take the responsibilty of being thrust into the midst of history very seriously.
LGF is one of the last bastions against the onslaught of the Light Being and his Horde of Minions. Pick up your wooden stakes and mallets at the quartermaster near the rear of the hall.
Remember: through the heart. :)
/
Then bury it in separate pieces at a crossroads and nuke it from orbit just to be sure.
/
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realwest Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:30:13am |
Well it's been grand as usual y'all but I gotta go eat some lunch now.
I hope you all have a GREAT DAY and that I get the chance to see you down the road!
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Joe Six Pack Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:30:32am |
re: #117 Shug
Hope you're not a six pack of old style
Nope, Bud Light. I was going to use Joe 12 Pack, but I didn't want anyone thinking I had a drinking problem.
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jcm Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:30:41am |
re: #136 Death from Above
I feel like a kid free from their parents for the first time. Actually, I am humbled to be in the presence of those great lizards that have preceded this hatchling. Thank you to all, for the information, humor and dose of sanity lgf has provided to me the past 4 years. Charles, I am grateful to finally enter your presence. (Bowing humbly) Finally, Lizard Nation, let the games begins.
Welcome to the fray!
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Utah Chris Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:30:54am |
What are the stats for rogue's attempting to obtain registrations? I see comments when some are revoked or rather banned might be a better word.... to catch the registrations, if they were a rogue, you'd have to visit fairly regularly and keep current with lgf happenings?
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Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:30:55am |
CEO murdered by mob of sacked Indian workers
Lalit Kishore Choudhary, 47, the head of the Indian operations of Graziano Transmissioni, an Italian-headquartered manufacturer of car parts, died of severe head wounds on Monday afternoon after being attacked by scores of laid-off employees, police said.
The incident, in Greater Noida, just outside the Indian capital, followed a long-running dispute between the factory's management and workers who had demanded better pay and permanent contracts.
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J.D. Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:30:59am |
re: #149 realwest
Well it's been grand as usual y'all but I gotta go eat some lunch now.
I hope you all have a GREAT DAY and that I get the chance to see you down the road!
See ya, {real}.
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reine.de.tout Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:31:01am |
re: #70 midwestgak
I had the same panic and I rushed the typing of Midwestgal. Didn't notice the error until registration was complete. It's growin on me.
I like midwestgak.
Very expressive . . .
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jcm Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:31:01am |
re: #149 realwest
Well it's been grand as usual y'all but I gotta go eat some lunch now.
I hope you all have a GREAT DAY and that I get the chance to see you down the road!
Take care Real!
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Kosh's Shadow Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:31:04am |
re: #130 The Other Les
So if I send him a copy of ATLAS SHRUGGED he'll start talking about the collapse of civilization after the Big Strike?
We can hope. But I doubt he'll understand it.
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eThib Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:31:09am |
It's really great to finally be a commenter. I've been waiting forever.
So, how bout those Adnan Hajj photos?
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Shug Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:31:13am |
re: #150 Joe Six Pack
Nope, Bud Light. I was going to use Joe 12 Pack, but I didn't want anyone thinking I had a drinking problem.
no. not here. that's frowned upon
/
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Honorary Yooper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:31:14am |
re: #137 Knuckles
Far south burbs for this old babe!
Whereabouts? Somewhere near I-80, or further south?
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The Other Les Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:31:25am |
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WrathofG-d Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:31:30am |
re: #146 Wishing
The father's comments are funny.
“It’s the public school system,” he said. “Let’s be honest, it’s full of liberal loons.”
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JacksonTn Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:31:33am |
Blah, blah, blah .....The One is now giving a speech. Why does he always speak like he is already president. The msm will start saying his speech was brillant in ........5 4 3 ......
Turning sound off NOW.
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sudaman Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:31:49am |
Hi all,
Glad to finally have gotten my timing right to get in!
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The Other Les Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:32:02am |
re: #120 Silhouette
Bisexual Day hasn't taken off with Hallmark yet because they are still in committee debating whether to make the cards pink or blue.
How about pink on blue?
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Wishing Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:32:12am |
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Opinionated Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:32:15am |
I've always felt that if I ever needed them, I would get hair transplants.
Now I don't know.
Can anyone assure me Biden was this stupid before his plugs.
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GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:32:19am |
re: #147 The Other Les
Then bury it in separate pieces at a crossroads and nuke it from orbit just to be sure.
/
That's the kind of "outside the box" thinking we like around here... never leave a job half done.
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yma o hyd Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:32:34am |
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jill e Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:32:51am |
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colossus911 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:33:00am |
Whhooottt...I am in...I am now a part of the smartest most responsible blogging network in America...
...man how am I ever going to live up to this privledge.
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jill e Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:33:18am |
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J.D. Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:33:34am |
re: #180 colossus911
Whhooottt...I am in...I am now a part of the smartest most responsible blogging network in America...
...man how am I ever going to live up to this privledge.
You can buy the first round of drinks!
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Joe Six Pack Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:33:55am |
re: #135 Honorary Yooper
Welcome then, from the far SW 'burbs, out in Will County.
My ex lives in Wilmington. If you see her tell her I said she's a B*tch.
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lifeofthemind Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:34:07am |
re: #156 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
That will produce enthusiastic buyers eager to snap up the distressed factory and invest money.
/Hey Joe will you come in to my office for a minute? I want to discuss a promotion opportunity with you.
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Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:34:10am |
re: #146 Wishing
Dalton’s suspension was for willful disobedience and defiance, not for wearing the shirt. His father said he intends to sue the district.
ties right in with the "shut up and be happy" thread yesterday.
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Stinky Beaumont Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:34:12am |
A sweet little database query that uses a temporary table to find new hatchlings with duplicate IP addresses. (A no-no.)
CREATE TABLE tmp
SELECT COUNT(*) AS count, ip
FROM users
WHERE created >= '2008-09-23'
GROUP BY ip HAVING count > 1;
SELECT users.*
FROM tmp, users
WHERE tmp.ip = users.ip
AND users.created >= '2008-09-23'
ORDER BY users.ip, users.name
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Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:34:15am |
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godfrey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:34:17am |
re: #167 buzzsawmonkey
Dann Dalton, the boy’s father — a “proud conservative” who has taken part in anti-abortion protests
As if protesting infanticide is to twist some sort of knife in the word "conservative." To some copywriters, it must by now be a muscle reflex.
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alegrias Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:34:18am |
Lizards, Guess who is threatening appeasing, "yihadi"-pleasing Spain? For Spain's illegal okkupayshun of Ceuta & Melilla in northern Africa!
"El líder de Al Qaida en el Magreb, Abu Musab Abdul Wadud, ha instado a los musulmanes del norte de Africa a unirse a una guerra santa contra España, Francia, Estados Unidos y los gobiernos de sus propios países...."
[Link: www.larazon.es...]
Appeasers never prosper.
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jcm Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:34:25am |
re: #147 The Other Les
Then bury it in separate pieces at a crossroads and nuke it from orbit just to be sure.
/
Then pave it, paint lines and put in a WalMart.
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arethusa Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:34:36am |
I got in last week after only two weeks of reading the site. Is that some kind of record?
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reine.de.tout Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:34:38am |
re: #169 JacksonTn
Blah, blah, blah .....The One is now giving a speech. Why does he always speak like he is already president. The msm will start saying his speech was brillant in ........5 4 3 ......
Turning sound off NOW.
Because in his head, he thinks he already is president - The Chosen One, you know.
I've heard him say, now, five or six times, "I'm not trying to dictate . . .".
Interesting choice of words. A better word for a freedom-lover who understands that the people are the gov't, would be "suggest", I think. But he apparently thinks "dictate" is the appropriate word.
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eThib Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:34:38am |
re: #180 colossus911
Whhooottt...I am in...I am now a part of the smartest most responsible blogging network in America...
...man how am I ever going to live up to this privledge.
Not misspelling privilege would be a good start. ;)
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Honorary Yooper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:34:38am |
re: #183 Joe Six Pack
My ex lives in Wilmington. If you see her tell her I said she's a B*tch.
LOL! I'm a bit further north than that. Joliet.
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Knuckles Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:34:41am |
re: #93 buzzsawmonkey
Let's see; we can figure out where you're from if we use an algorithm for all the known combinations of "Oak," "River," "Park," "Forest," and "Wood."
As in "Park"
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BelchSpeak Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:34:48am |
Wow, I can't believe I actually caught a registration window! Whoopee!
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GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:34:50am |
Hey, Charles,
Have you ever done a map showing distribution of our miserable lizaroid souls around the nation. Or do we supply such info at reg?
It would be interesting to see.
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Freedom Ben Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:35:05am |
As one of the many longtime readers that are just making it through the door, I want to say thank you to Charles and the many contributors on this site for severely troubling, enlightening, and humorous posts that I've enjoyed reading.
Jumping up and down in joy would be a hatchling thing, eh?
| 204 |
Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:35:26am |
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Racer X Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:35:36am |
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midwestgak Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:35:57am |
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godfrey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:35:58am |
re: #194 reine.de.tout
I've heard him say, now, five or six times, "I'm not trying to dictate . . ."
Because hell, for him, dictating comes naturally.
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Honorary Yooper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:36:11am |
re: #205 Racer X
What the heck did you do to get deleted? A sly firstie?
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The Other Les Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:36:25am |
re: #162 Kosh's Shadow
We can hope. But I doubt he'll understand it.
Well I wouldn't expect him to understand it. I would expect him to mention that oil well fire in Colorado that no one can put out.
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Joe Six Pack Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:36:37am |
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lifeofthemind Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:36:39am |
re: #188 Stinky Beaumont
If people use a machine with public wifi, say at a Starbucks, wouldn't they all have the same IP number?
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cdajoe Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:36:40am |
OMG.....finally in the hall of the lizard king !And its true the threads are paved with gold
| 218 |
LockeOn Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:37:00am |
re: #200 GreenBear
Agreed! The lizard community map. Blogger 5!
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Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:37:09am |
re: #150 Joe Six Pack
Nope, Bud Light. I was going to use Joe 12 Pack, but I didn't want anyone thinking I had a drinking problem.
did you bring enough for everyone.
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jcm Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:37:14am |
re: #201 Freedom Ben
As one of the many longtime readers that are just making it through the door, I want to say thank you to Charles and the many contributors on this site for severely troubling, enlightening, and humorous posts that I've enjoyed reading.
Jumping up and down in joy would be a hatchling thing, eh?
Charles knows where we are, in continuous real time display in the chamber beneath DIA!
Location-based geocasting and forwarding (LGF) routing protoco
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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nevergiveup Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:37:16am |
re: #180 colossus911
Whhooottt...I am in...I am now a part of the smartest most responsible blogging network in America...
...man how am I ever going to live up to this privledge.
Just keep picking up the checks.
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Alouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:37:28am |
re: #24 zombie
And don't forget: today is...
But more importantly, it's Ray Charles' birthday as well.
It's not on the google logo. I thought they celebrated this stuff.
| 224 |
godfrey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:37:34am |
Welcome to all the hatchlings. It seems you're a fairly large entering class.
| 225 |
Racer X Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:37:40am |
re: #211 Honorary Yooper
What the heck did you do to get deleted? A sly firstie?
Not sly enough I guess.
:-(
First time I've been deleted.
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kcladderman Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:37:40am |
re: #70 midwestgak
Ahh I have often wondered about your nic
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The Other Les Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:37:52am |
re: #176 GreenBear
That's the kind of "outside the box" thinking we like around here... never leave a job half done.
If I didn't live on the planet I would also suggest blowing it up.
/
| 230 |
midwestgak Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:37:56am |
re: #136 Death from Above
I feel like a kid free from their parents for the first time. Actually, I am humbled to be in the presence of those great lizards that have preceded this hatchling. Thank you to all, for the information, humor and dose of sanity lgf has provided to me the past 4 years. Charles, I am grateful to finally enter your presence. (Bowing humbly) Finally, Lizard Nation, let the games begins.
Welcome. Do your parents know where you are?
| 231 |
vxbush Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:38:00am |
re: #200 GreenBear
Hey, Charles,
Have you ever done a map showing distribution of our miserable lizaroid souls around the nation. Or do we supply such info at reg?
It would be interesting to see.
We had something on Flickr once. Anyone remember the link?
And we really need to make sure that newbies also bring chocolate.
| 232 |
zombie Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:38:02am |
re: #191 alegrias
Lizards, Guess who is threatening appeasing, "yihadi"-pleasing Spain? For Spain's illegal okkupayshun of Ceuta & Melilla in northern Africa!
"El líder de Al Qaida en el Magreb, Abu Musab Abdul Wadud, ha instado a los musulmanes del norte de Africa a unirse a una guerra santa contra España, Francia, Estados Unidos y los gobiernos de sus propios países...."
[Link: www.larazon.es...]
Appeasers never prosper.
Wow, we were just talking about Ceuta & Melilla a couple nights ago! From backwater, to center stage!
| 233 |
yma o hyd Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:38:04am |
re: #191 alegrias
Lizards, Guess who is threatening appeasing, "yihadi"-pleasing Spain? For Spain's illegal okkupayshun of Ceuta & Melilla in northern Africa!
"El líder de Al Qaida en el Magreb, Abu Musab Abdul Wadud, ha instado a los musulmanes del norte de Africa a unirse a una guerra santa contra España, Francia, Estados Unidos y los gobiernos de sus propios países...."
[Link: www.larazon.es...]
Appeasers never prosper.
And they never learn either ...
| 234 |
Honorary Yooper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:38:05am |
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rwmofo Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:38:07am |
re: #175 Opinionated
I've always felt that if I ever needed them, I would get hair transplants.
Now I don't know.
Can anyone assure me Biden was this stupid before his plugs.
1) Go to Great Clips once a month. 4 on top - 2 around the sides. Throw the combs away and don't worry about being pretty.
2) Don't be hatin' Biden. The more that he says, the more reasons we have to commerate his ramblings with drinking games.
| 237 |
GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:38:10am |
re: #204 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
lol
POW! Right to the belly first thing out! :)
Sweep the leg!
lol
| 238 |
Joe Six Pack Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:38:13am |
re: #166 The Other Les
And what pray tell was wrong with Old Style?
Old Style= Carbonated Monkey Piss, IMHO
| 239 |
Ward Cleaver Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:38:20am |
re: #167 buzzsawmonkey
It will be so funny to see all the Vietnam-era moratorium-armband cases brought to bear on this...
I remember those, and I was in elementary school then. I remember a seventh-grader being sent home for wearing one.
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Buck Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:38:34am |
re: #188 Stinky Beaumont
A sweet little database query that uses a temporary table to find new hatchlings with duplicate IP addresses. (A no-no.)
More than one lizard in the same household would have IP address. So my daughter, and I often have the same IP.
Just so you know.
| 241 |
The Other Les Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:38:59am |
re: #190 godfrey
As if protesting infanticide is to twist some sort of knife in the word "conservative." To some copywriters, it must by now be a muscle reflex.
I think its a keyboard macro command now.
| 242 |
jill e Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:39:01am |
Is Biden trying to sabotage Obama? —Instapundit
I don't think he even needs to try...
| 245 |
Cannadian Club Akbar Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:39:50am |
It took me 2 years and waking in the middle of the night before I got here. I was so jacked I misspelled my name but didn't care. You hatchlings need to make the drinks and watch yourselves. 'Cause we are watching you.
| 247 |
jill e Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:39:59am |
re: #71 Aldamir
I wonder whether Bill Clinton is going to vote McCain/Palin. See this:
[Link: www.youtube.com...]
Bill understands why Palin is "hot." Heh!
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looking closely Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:40:08am |
re: #40 zombie
Biden makes about 27 gaffes per hour. And, naturally, the media ignores them. But if Palin ever mis-used a semicolon -- hooboy, we'd be hearing about it for weeks!
Gaffes make for great partisan entertainment, but the reality is that they rarely decide elections.
Biden is particularly immune. . .he can make all the gaffes he likes, as nobody is listening to him or even paying attention.
| 249 |
cdajoe Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:40:08am |
re: #231 vxbush
around the nation ? surely you mean the globe
| 250 |
lifeofthemind Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:40:09am |
Wearily sets up cashbox on table.
OK hatchlings time to talk about you health care, processing fees and liability bonds.
/
| 251 |
jcm Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:40:15am |
re: #240 Buck
More than one lizard in the same household would have IP address. So my daughter, and I often have the same IP.
Just so you know.
Not to worry.....
It's being scanned for the banned.
| 252 |
Truck Monkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:40:18am |
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Fat Jolly Penguin Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:40:26am |
re: #242 jill e
Is Biden trying to sabotage Obama? —Instapundit
I don't think he even needs to try...
Biden's a PUMA? *grabs popcorn*
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GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:40:28am |
re: #229 The Other Les
If I didn't live on the planet I would also suggest blowing it up.
/
Yes, a "little" radiation is manageable, but even in several rather large chunks, a planet is marginal at best.
/
| 255 |
DeeMack Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:40:29am |
re: #200 GreenBear
Hey, Charles,
Have you ever done a map showing distribution of our miserable lizaroid souls around the nation. Or do we supply such info at reg?
It would be interesting to see.
me thinks that would be FUN! yeah yeah yeah
(and useful if indeed the end is neer and we need to find eachother for survival) /semi-sarc
| 256 |
Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:40:39am |
| 257 |
The Other Les Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:40:41am |
re: #198 BelchSpeak
Wow, I can't believe I actually caught a registration window! Whoopee!
Welcome to the ranks of the damned.
Of course you're being damned by morons so it doesn't really matter.
| 258 |
midwestgak Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:40:46am |
| 259 |
CAD Daddy Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:40:47am |
Welcome hatchlings.
Hey Charles, how many total lizards are there any way?
| 260 |
Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:40:51am |
re: #246 buzzsawmonkey
Now, now--no need to call people sods.
We haven't had a good "Sod off, swampy" in a long time.
| 261 |
Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:40:54am |
re: #193 arethusa
I got in last week after only two weeks of reading the site. Is that some kind of record?
I would say most likely a record.
it took me three months to get a window and that was after I begged in emails for a weekday opening.
| 263 |
Racer X Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:41:11am |
re: #242 jill e
Is Biden trying to sabotage Obama? —Instapundit
I don't think he even needs to try...
Rove you magnificent bastard!
| 264 |
HoosierHoops Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:41:13am |
re: #166 The Other Les
And what pray tell was wrong with Old Style?
You forgot the /sarc tag...right?
right?
:)
| 265 |
Mike in Georgia Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:41:13am |
Dang, can't get a comment in edge wise around here anymore.
"No body goes there any more. It's too crowded." Yogi
| 266 |
jill e Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:41:14am |
re: #223 Charles
157...
Doesn't anybody have to WORK for a living? Oh yeah...I'm at work right now, too!
| 267 |
Charles Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:41:25am |
Mahmoud's addressing the UN, surrounded by white light, at 4 pm ET.
| 268 |
nevergiveup Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:41:27am |
21:27 Top adviser says McCain will not get in way of Israel-Syria talks (Reuters)
Hum. Just so it's clear. If any one can arrange a trade to get A-Rod outa NY and away from my Yankees, I will not stand in the way!
| 269 |
Mr. Owl Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:41:31am |
Man, it took long enough. I've been coming here for months now and i always managed to miss the registration times. I think one time i missed by about 5 mins. Glad i finally got in.
| 273 |
HoosierHoops Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:42:00am |
re: #231 vxbush
We had something on Flickr once. Anyone remember the link?
And we really need to make sure that newbies also bring chocolate.
Looks like you are holding your own with the Migrane..you Ok?
| 274 |
BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:42:02am |
re: #256 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!
WHERE'S APONE?!
Quit yer grinnin' & drop yer linen!
| 275 |
jwb7605 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:42:06am |
re: #257 The Other Les
Welcome to the ranks of the damned.
Of course you're being damned by morons so it doesn't really matter.
At which end of the IQ scale would a "winning" moron be?
/nevermind
| 276 |
Knuckles Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:42:06am |
re: #209 buzzsawmonkey
Are you referring to the far south suburb made famous by the book "The Organization Man?"
Getting kind of rough down there, last I heard.
Bingo to the buzzsawmonkey! Not rough at all, one of best kept secrets of the south burbs!
| 277 |
J.D. Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:42:09am |
| 278 |
Buck Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:42:14am |
re: #255 DeeMack
me thinks that would be FUN! yeah yeah yeah
(and useful if indeed the end is neer and we need to find eachother for survival) /semi-sarc
There was a google map mashup done... I just don't remember the URL.
| 280 |
Josephine Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:42:18am |
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Joe Six Pack Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:42:24am |
re: #206 midwestgak
Beautiful town.
I really like it, I've lived here for 3 years- It's not as pretentious as the snobs in Oak Brook.
| 282 |
lifeofthemind Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:42:32am |
| 283 |
StarOfDavid Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:42:38am |
First Comment, I just made it,
I feel privileged to have a login for lgf.
| 284 |
BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:42:44am |
re: #265 Mike in Georgia
Dang, can't get a comment in edge wise around here anymore.
"No body goes there any more. It's too crowded." Yogi
"The food was terrible. And such small portions, too."
/Woody Allen
| 285 |
midwestgak Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:42:46am |
re: #180 colossus911
Whhooottt...I am in...I am now a part of the smartest most responsible blogging network in America...
...man how am I ever going to live up to this privledge.
/Hit the floor and give me 20.
| 286 |
West Coast Freedom Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:42:50am |
Greetings from an Blue State Republican! I hope that I can participate in bringing topics of interest to the forum from the Pacific Northwest. I'm a little slow at typing due to an old neck injury that makes my right arm go numb.
But... that does not stop me from voting Rossi again for the second time!
| 287 |
nevergiveup Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:42:50am |
re: #267 Charles
Mahmoud's addressing the UN, surrounded by white light, at 4 pm ET.
How did he manage to get any white light, I thought Obama had a death grip on the supply?
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vxbush Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:42:53am |
re: #249 cdajoe
around the nation ? surely you mean the globe
I think so, yes. But I haven't seen a link to that database in ages.
Surely there's posting somehwere that still has it...
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Ward Cleaver Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:42:55am |
re: #267 Charles
Mahmoud's addressing the UN, surrounded by white light, at 4 pm ET.
Oh goody!
/let the fisking begin
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Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:43:01am |
re: #266 jill e
Doesn't anybody have to WORK for a living?
Haven't you heard? Bailouts for everyone!
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runrabbitrun Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:43:02am |
re: #81 Joe Six Pack
Wow! Wow, wow, wow. wow! I'm finally in! Hope I'm worthy!
::bows and offers a nicely dusted-off spot on the plushycouch, and a slice of ~Happy Birthday Eowyn~! cake (WITH the spunsugar rose)::
From what I hear, LGF grades 40% for brains (here I fake it with the inspiration gained from standing on giant lizardoid shoulders), 10% for looks ::preens & bats darklashed blueeyes:: and 50% for interesting.
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godfrey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:43:08am |
re: #241 The Other Les
I'd like to see NYT stylesheets. Do they vary by editor's desk? Let's imagine:
1. The word "conservative" must always be qualified by an appropriate adjective, e.g. "far-right," "hardline," "extreme."2. All references to Democrat party affiliation must remain neutral. Use of modifiers is forbidden.
3. All paragraphs referring to Sarah Palin must include the word 'lipstick.'
And so on.
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They Call Him Boss Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:43:08am |
Awesome. Am I registered to vote?
Wait......no nasaly girlish voices using racial and sexual epithets and badly spoken ebonics....in fact, there's no voices at all...just text...
OMG THIS ISN'T XBOX LIVE HOW DID I GET HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hiya folks. :)
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karmic_inquisitor Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:43:10am |
re: #188 Stinky Beaumont
Can't you do that with a self join?
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Joe Six Pack Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:43:28am |
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Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:43:32am |
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jwb7605 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:43:49am |
re: #267 Charles
Mahmoud's addressing the UN, surrounded by white light, at 4 pm ET.
He's immune from the beam though, because of his invisible tin-foil hat.
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jcm Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:43:51am |
re: #267 Charles
Mahmoud's addressing the UN, surrounded by white light, at 4 pm ET.
One of these time's he'll announce he is holding world nuclear hostage.
| 300 |
CapeCoddah Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:43:58am |
re: #271 eThib
Love to hike the Presidentials, Does that count?
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Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:43:59am |
re: #200 GreenBear
you're looking a bit green around the gills.
bad fish?
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midwestgak Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:44:19am |
re: #200 GreenBear
Hey, Charles,
Have you ever done a map showing distribution of our miserable lizaroid souls around the nation. Or do we supply such info at reg?
It would be interesting to see.
I agree with Green
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ZinsWolf Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:44:26am |
re: #188 Stinky Beaumont
A sweet little database query that uses a temporary table to find new hatchlings with duplicate IP addresses. (A no-no.)
Hatchling here. Also sharing IP (and systems, and dwelling, and life) with a frequently-perched lizard... so kindly dont boot me out for the duplicate IP address - unless you want to, of course. Freedom of choice and personal responsibility is mantra in our den. Warm regards to all.
| 304 |
GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:44:29am |
re: #262 freedombilly
Welcome my freedom brother!
Great. Now we're the "Green Panthers"...is "freedom brother" what we have to call French guys now?
| 305 |
Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:44:31am |
re: #266 jill e
Doesn't anybody have to WORK for a living? Oh yeah...I'm at work right now, too!
me too
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BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:44:37am |
re: #298 jwb7605
He's immune from the beam though, because of his invisible tin-foil hat.
Nuke him from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
| 307 |
Joe Six Pack Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:45:16am |
re: #224 godfrey
Welcome to all the hatchlings. It seems you're a fairly large entering class.
Can I run for President of the Freshman class? My campaign slogan will be based upon Hope and Change!
| 308 |
rwmofo Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:45:24am |
Hey isn't that John Kerry? No, over there. By that tree...Oh sorry. That tree looks like, oh never mind.
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joekowalski247 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:45:30am |
Welcome welcome!
watch those fingers that door slams shut tight!
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GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:45:40am |
re: #291 runrabbitrun
::bows and offers a nicely dusted-off spot on the plushycouch, and a slice of ~Happy Birthday Eowyn~! cake (WITH the spunsugar rose)::
From what I hear, LGF grades 40% for brains (here I fake it with the inspiration gained from standing on giant lizardoid shoulders), 10% for looks ::preens & bats darklashed blueeyes:: and 50% for interesting.
Grades?! I was taking this pass/fail.
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Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:46:16am |
re: #286 West Coast Freedom
I'm a little slow at typing due to an old neck injury that makes my right arm go numb.
Obama will be along any minute to mock you for not being internet savvy enough.
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nevergiveup Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:46:20am |
re: #308 rwmofo
Hey isn't that John Kerry? No, over there. By that tree...Oh sorry. That tree looks like, oh never mind.
You mean the John Kerry who is the richest man in the Senate?
| 314 |
Hockeytemper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:46:20am |
Alright! Saw the open door, today is my lucky day!
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vxbush Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:46:28am |
re: #273 HoosierHoops
Looks like you are holding your own with the Migrane..you Ok?
No; I had to leave work and come home. I feel kind of sick, like feverish and something else. It seems my immune system is fighting something.
But so far, no official migraine. So that's good.
| 316 |
WrathofG-d Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:46:34am |
re: #174 Wishing
btw: I like the Roo avatar.
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Ojoe Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:46:56am |
re: #7 Opinionated
Well.
There was no TV in 1929 when the stock market crashed.
F.D.R. was not president until 1933.
Is Biden smart enough to be vice president?
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midwestgak Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:47:11am |
re: #226 kcladderman
Ahh I have often wondered about your nic
Sorry to disappoint the gak and yak farmers though.
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jcm Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:47:36am |
The Coffebeeeeaaans are coming hoooome to roooost!
Seattle snubbed in list of 9 best coffees
Studies prove Seattle coffee love is the greatest coffee love, yet when Saveur magazine ranked the top nine world brews, it left us buzzed Washingtonians out.
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GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:47:39am |
re: #301 Eowyn2
you're looking a bit green around the gills.
bad fish?
Nah. Just another day swallowing the crap BHO dishes out.
But the ladle shakes a little more each day. He may have to call in and airstrike form Bill Ayers if we don't watch it...
| 324 |
Joe Six Pack Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:47:44am |
BTW, thank you Charles. I've been lurking for months reading the comments posted by the usually brilliant folks here on LGF, and consider an honor to be here among you all.
| 325 |
ModerateWolverine Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:47:51am |
Welcome, welcome. I hope everyone enjoys this.
It's a "what if business meetings were like internet comments"
Enjoy.
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lifeofthemind Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:47:54am |
re: #313 nevergiveup
You mean the John Kerry who is the richest man in the Senate?
Ssshhhhh keep it a secret, he's really very shy. Did you know he was in Vietnam?
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BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:47:56am |
re: #319 Ojoe
Well.
There was no TV in 1929 when the stock market crashed.
F.D.R. was not president until 1933.
Is Biden smart enough to be vice president?
Racist!
/
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kcladderman Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:47:57am |
re: #321 midwestgak
Gak farmer sounds like something from Dr Suess
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Kosh's Shadow Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:48:02am |
re: #299 jcm
One of these time's he'll announce he is holding world nuclear hostage.
He might have been planning to do so, but the ship with the materials got caught by pirates. (See the links and some other threads)
/only slightly sarc
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Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:48:03am |
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rightside Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:48:27am |
re: #279 kcladderman
Whats your rating rightside?
I am a retired Firecontrolman.
"In God we trust, all others we track!"
| 333 |
Cap'n DOC Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:48:30am |
re: #322 jcm
The Buzz fades about the time it hits Puget Sound.
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Lizard by the Bay Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:48:34am |
The Biden gaffe machine is in full swing!
Biden opposes AIG bailout before Obama has chance to support it.
Biden opposes clean coal after Obama pledges support for it.
Biden calls Obama's ad "Terrible".
Biden's Depression-era History knowledge deeply faulty.
And these are all from the last 24 hours! Biden is a natural disaster. He is blowing through the Obama campaign like a Cat-4 hurricane.
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ModerateWolverine Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:48:54am |
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kcladderman Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:48:58am |
re: #322 jcm
Best coffee in the world is the first cup in the morning.
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lurking faith Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:49:14am |
re: #82 jill e
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
—Woody Allen
"It also doubles your chances for rejection."
--a bisexual acquaintance, not a Woody Allen fan
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Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:49:15am |
re: #319 Ojoe
Is Biden smart enough to be vice president?
Since he doesn't come from an insignificant state like Alaska with only 3 electoral votes, he must be.
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Stinky Beaumont Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:49:15am |
re: #294 karmic_inquisitor
Can't you do that with a self join?
You can show the duplicates with a self-join, but this way you can easily see the entire row of each entry with a dup IP.
| 341 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:49:22am |
re: #256 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!
WHERE'S APONE?!
Why did it take them until Alien 3 for the military to figure out that if you're fighting enemies with hydrochloric acid blood, you might want to outfit your soldiers with acid-proof protective gear?
| 342 |
arethusa Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:49:39am |
I third the Lizards map-distribution thing, if it's possible.
| 343 |
Maximu§ Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:49:41am |
re: #336 kcladderman
Best coffee in the world is the first cup in the morning.
With lots or creame and lots of sugar.
| 344 |
jcm Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:49:51am |
re: #329 Kosh's Shadow
He might have been planning to do so, but the ship with the materials got caught by pirates. (See the links and some other threads)
/only slightly sarc
I saw those....
Nightmare scenario, irradiated cobalt and AMFO. Offshore and upwind, bad mojo.
| 345 |
Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:49:52am |
re: #307 Joe Six Pack
Can I run for President of the Freshman class? My campaign slogan will be based upon Hope and Change!
your slogan should be based on beer and chips.
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godfrey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:50:07am |
re: #334 Lizard by the Bay
I find Joe Biden incredibly entertaining. I hope he isn't a complete embarrassment in the debates. He's a very useful addition to the Obama ticket.
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MrSilverDragon Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:50:12am |
re: #336 kcladderman
Best coffee in the world is the first cup in the morning.
Forget the cup... I.V. all the way.
| 348 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:50:16am |
re: #319 Ojoe
There was no TV in 1929 when the stock market crashed.
F.D.R. was not president until 1933.
Okay, fine, so FDR sent a text message.
The point is, Bush sux!
/
| 349 |
UdderCha0s Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:50:17am |
Greetings all from coastal South Carolina. I'm a long time reader who has finally managed to get in while the door was opened!
| 350 |
rwmofo Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:50:29am |
It's getting crowded in here. Hey where's my beer?
| 351 |
jamgarr Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:50:47am |
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jill e Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:50:52am |
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Wishing Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:50:57am |
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kcladderman Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:50:59am |
re: #332 rightside
Got out as an ABH3 in 85, still in touch with a few of my old shipmates hard to believe they are Senior Chiefs .
| 355 |
Ojoe Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:50:59am |
re: #331 buzzsawmonkey
There were some TV girlfriends serving in the Union Army too, I think, "passing" it was called.
| 356 |
lifeofthemind Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:51:03am |
I'm waiting for Biden to take his coat off and offer to "beat the piss out of any pencil necked geek in the house" when on the press bus with a scout troop nearby.
| 357 |
Cap'n DOC Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:51:04am |
re: #346 godfrey
Oooooh. Worth at least one Dingy (even if it's rubber and leaks).
| 358 |
Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:51:06am |
re: #341 Occasional Reader
Why did it take them until Alien 3 for the military to figure out that if you're fighting enemies with hydrochloric acid blood, you might want to outfit your soldiers with acid-proof protective gear?
the contracts on the current suits had not yet been fulfilled?
| 360 |
Ward Cleaver Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:51:12am |
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midwestgak Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:51:32am |
re: #281 Joe Six Pack
I really like it, I've lived here for 3 years- It's not as pretentious as the snobs in Oak Brook.
/Careful. We might have some lizards in that town. :)
| 362 |
The Pulchritudinous Patriot Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:51:38am |
re: #334 Lizard by the Bay
The Biden gaffe machine is in full swing!
Biden opposes AIG bailout before Obama has chance to support it.
Biden opposes clean coal after Obama pledges support for it.
Biden calls Obama's ad "Terrible".
Biden's Depression-era History knowledge deeply faulty.And these are all from the last 24 hours! Biden is a natural disaster. He is blowing through the Obama campaign like a Cat-4 hurricane.
I'm tellin ya'll, there is an Eagleton maneuver in the works...watch Biden really f'up at the debate.
| 363 |
Maximu§ Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:51:41am |
re: #330 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Noob is so racist! Its Lizards of newness.
Oppps, I guess its off to the re-education camp for Maximu§...:(
| 364 |
GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:51:42am |
re: #319 Ojoe
Well.
There was no TV in 1929 when the stock market crashed.
F.D.R. was not president until 1933.
Is Biden smart enough to be vice president?
Well, technically, there was TV but like Albert Einstein and Isaac Newton had the only sets. Folks weren't exactly sitting around watching the "Honeymooners" waiting for Brockaw to break in with a newsflash... :)
| 365 |
Cap'n DOC Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:52:18am |
re: #359 Charles
And we've heard from how many so far? I'm pondering the number of those who haven't even raised their periscopes yet.
| 366 |
arethusa Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:52:24am |
What the heck? An email from Michelle Obama just popped into my inbox. How did they get my name? Never given money, never written the campaign, never signed up for text messages. They better not have gotten my info from one of those "sign up 5 of your friends" things.
More importantly: is this grounds for kicking me out?
| 367 |
kcladderman Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:52:26am |
re: #345 Eowyn2
your slogan should be based on beer and chips.
More votes with beer and chips than "hope and change" around here.
| 368 |
WrathofG-d Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:52:46am |
re: #324 Joe Six Pack
I'm one of those "brilliant" people....right?....right?..........right?
| 369 |
Sgt. Fury Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:52:48am |
Long did I lurk through the bitter days and long nights! Forward then back against the raging tide of the brief open door. And then, and then, when all seemed lost I have been delivered to the harbor.
Was it merely luck? Nay, it was determination and impeccable timing.
| 370 |
DeeMack Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:52:50am |
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Lizard by the Bay Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:52:59am |
re: #330 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Noob is so racist! Its Lizards of newness.
N00b is a race? Sheesh, ever since the Muslims, everyone gets to be a "race" now.
| 373 |
Rose Parade Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:53:17am |
Like the other hatchlings, I can't believe I finally caught Registration while it was still open. So happy to finally make it in!
I'm in Southern California, so you can imagine what a common sense oasis LGF is for me. Thanks for opening the door.
| 374 |
JacksonTn Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:53:29am |
re: #366 arethusa
What the heck? An email from Michelle Obama just popped into my inbox. How did they get my name? Never given money, never written the campaign, never signed up for text messages. They better not have gotten my info from one of those "sign up 5 of your friends" things.
More importantly: is this grounds for kicking me out?
You didn't sign up for that 3 a.m. text message did you?
/
| 375 |
HoosierHoops Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:53:34am |
re: #307 Joe Six Pack
Can I run for President of the Freshman class? My campaign slogan will be based upon Hope and Change!
We are actively signing up tree sitters for a gig in Northern California..sign up sheet is in the back..
/
| 376 |
Semper Gumbi Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:53:35am |
re: #283 StarOfDavid
First Comment, I just made it,
I feel privileged to have a login for lgf.
Welcome. What I find amazing is that your nick was available. I'd have thought StarOfDavid would have been snapped up years ago.
| 379 |
rwmofo Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:53:55am |
| 380 |
lifeofthemind Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:53:58am |
re: #366 arethusa
More importantly: is this grounds for kicking me out?
You owe us penance, sprinkled donuts will do.
| 382 |
BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:54:01am |
re: #341 Occasional Reader
Why did it take them until Alien 3 for
the military to figure out that if you're fighting enemies with
hydrochloric acid blood, you might want to outfit your soldiers with
acid-proof protective gear?
No one knew what the aliens were in Alien, and in Aliens, The Company wanted the Marines dead so they would transport the beasties through quarantine.
| 383 |
reloadingisnotahobby Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:54:04am |
re: #53 GreenBear
Hey, don't let THAT one in. His hair looks funny. He may be an amphibian in disguise.
He's Irish?
| 384 |
jcm Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:54:07am |
re: #334 Lizard by the Bay
Biden was against the ad before for it.
“Having now reviewed the ad, it is even more clear to me that given the disgraceful tenor of Senator McCain’s ads and their persistent falsehoods, his campaign is in no position to criticize,” Biden said in the statement.
| 385 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:54:37am |
re: #331 buzzsawmonkey
the Renaissance Ballroom in Harlem (where Malcolm X was assassinated many years later
Audubon Ballroom.
| 386 |
letsgosurf Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:54:44am |
re: #166 The Other Les
I went to UW-LaCrosse - home of G. Heileman Brewing Co.
My brother lived across the street from the 6 big silo's they painted like a 6 pack of Old Style.
Too many brewery tours of Friday afternoons for the free beer.
Probably drank a silo of Old Style while in college!
| 387 |
gringotipico Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:54:46am |
Why is everyone wearing the kuffiyeh at my University today? Is it ignorant-white-affluent-kids-for-Palestinian-solid arity day already?
We should have a yarmulke day... Where does a gentile get one of those?
| 388 |
Lizard by the Bay Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:54:49am |
| 390 |
BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:55:04am |
| 391 |
Daddio Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:55:05am |
OK, I'm in....darn, meant to post that over at Daily Kos.
| 392 |
jcm Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:55:54am |
re: #366 arethusa
What the heck? An email from Michelle Obama just popped into my inbox. How did they get my name? Never given money, never written the campaign, never signed up for text messages. They better not have gotten my info from one of those "sign up 5 of your friends" things.
More importantly: is this grounds for kicking me out?
You! Hands where we can see them! Turn and face the wall!
What you you doing in here? Is that an email for WAB in your back pocket?
What's it doing in there?
//
Obama's buying email lists!
| 393 |
WrathofG-d Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:56:09am |
re: #371 Lizard by the Bay
After numerous committee meetings, billions of tax dollars and private super delegate referendums, we have decided for you that the politcally acceptable term is: "Novel Lizardoid Americans".
| 394 |
J.D. Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:56:15am |
Charles,
What is the grand total of registrations...not just today, but all?
| 396 |
Dianna Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:56:37am |
re: #360 Ward Cleaver
Bob Barr loses one:
Court denies Libertarian Bob Barr's effort to kick McCain, Obama off Texas ballot
What?!
| 397 |
Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:56:42am |
| 398 |
GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:56:47am |
Now, when Charles finally closes the door, get ready, that's when the hazing begins and we can winnow out the "chaff".
/
| 399 |
karmic_inquisitor Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:56:48am |
re: #188 Stinky Beaumont
A sweet little database query that uses a temporary table to find new hatchlings with duplicate IP addresses. (A no-no.)
CREATE TABLE tmp
SELECT COUNT(*) AS count, ip
FROM users
WHERE created >= '2008-09-23'
GROUP BY ip HAVING count > 1;
SELECT users.*
FROM tmp, users
WHERE tmp.ip = users.ip
AND users.created >= '2008-09-23'
ORDER BY users.ip, users.name
This should do roughly the same. Did a quick test but I don't have the user table.
SELECT u.name, COUNT(u.ip) AS count, u.ip
FROM users u, users u2
WHERE u.created >= '2008-09-23'
and u.ip =u2.ip
GROUP BY name, ip HAVING count > 1;
| 400 |
lifeofthemind Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:56:49am |
re: #384 jcm
The real Joe Biden is sitting bound gagged and bug eyed in a closet.
| 402 |
yma o hyd Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:56:56am |
re: #303 ZinsWolf
Hatchling here. Also sharing IP (and systems, and dwelling, and life) with a frequently-perched lizard... so kindly dont boot me out for the duplicate IP address - unless you want to, of course. Freedom of choice and personal responsibility is mantra in our den. Warm regards to all.
Welcome - and do tell: does the f'requently-perched lizard' with whom you share life, dwelling and IP address also share a part of your nic?
(Yeah, I'm a nosy lizard ..)
| 404 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:57:19am |
re: #382 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
No one knew what the aliens were in Alien, and in Aliens, The Company wanted the Marines dead so they would transport the beasties through quarantine.
1) They needed SOME of them alive to do the transporting.
2) They knew there was a high possibility of acid blood, 'cause Ripley had told them.
3) In the future, Marines will agree to be called "soldiers", so there.
| 405 |
Joe Six Pack Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:57:27am |
re: #354 kcladderman
Got out as an ABH3 in 85, still in touch with a few of my old shipmates hard to believe they are Senior Chiefs .
I got out in the same year as an AT3, kc. Where were you stationed?
| 406 |
midwestgak Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:57:28am |
| 407 |
GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:57:42am |
| 408 |
Opinionated Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:57:47am |
re: #319 Ojoe
Well.
There was no TV in 1929 when the stock market crashed.
F.D.R. was not president until 1933.
Is Biden smart enough to be vice president?
Is he smart enough to be a US Senator?
Is he even competent to vote?
| 410 |
debutaunt Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:58:05am |
| 411 |
jcm Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:58:07am |
re: #400 lifeofthemind
The real Joe Biden is sitting bound gagged and bug eyed in a closet.
In an outhouse in the bus lane more like.
| 412 |
Dianna Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:58:10am |
re: #369 Sgt. Fury
I read your nic as "Sgt. Furry." This worried me.
| 413 |
karmic_inquisitor Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:58:12am |
re: #339 Stinky Beaumont
You can show the duplicates with a self-join, but this way you can easily see the entire row of each entry with a dup IP.
Got it - didn't see this response. Was hacking at a mySql db to try it out.
| 414 |
Maximu§ Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:58:20am |
re: #387 gringotipico
Why is everyone wearing the kuffiyeh at my University today? Is it ignorant-white-affluent-kids-for-Palesti nian-solidarity day already?
We should have a yarmulke day... Where does a gentile get one of those?
Just walk up, blow your nose on their kuffiyeh scarfs, thank them and walk away.
| 416 |
looking closely Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:58:45am |
re: #362 The Pulchritudinous Patriot
I'm tellin ya'll, there is an Eagleton maneuver in the works...watch Biden really f'up at the debate.
Everyone is talking about Obama dumping Biden, but I just don't see it.
Obama has a VERY hard time admitting mistakes.
Apart from the obvious show of indecisiveness (and bad vetting), Biden is concurrently running for re-election in the Senate, and if he drops out for "health" reasons, he'd put his Senate seat in jeopardy. Why would he want to do that?
Plus Obama and his campaign are nothing, if not arrogant. He's ahead in the polls right now. So why change things?
Lastly, if the ship is sinking so fast that Obama feels the need to toss Biden over the side, why the hell would Hilary Clinton then want to jump onboard? At best, she'd be playing second fiddle to Obama (who could toss her as easily as he tossed Biden). At worst, she'd go down with him, tarring her prospects for a future run.
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Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:58:47am |
Man, the class reunion for today's group is going to have to rent a really big ballroom.
| 418 |
freedombilly Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:59:00am |
Ton of hatchlings! Now how many of them are undercover, malicious morons armed with MSM talking points?
We are watching you.
And to everyone else, welcome!
| 419 |
General Sherman Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:59:07am |
"Politics is hell, there's no use trying to reform it." Thanks for letting me in Charles. Keep up the good work
| 420 |
Desert Dog Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:59:13am |
re: #24 zombie
And don't forget: today is...
But more importantly, it's Ray Charles' birthday as well.
It's Mrs. Desert Dog's Bday too! I will tell her she needs to find a "special friend" to celebrate the other event. nudge nudge wink wink
| 421 |
Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:59:17am |
re: #391 Daddio
that was verrry good.
ground control to major kos
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Lizard by the Bay Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:59:21am |
re: #360 Ward Cleaver
Bob Barr loses one:
Court denies Libertarian Bob Barr's effort to kick McCain, Obama off Texas ballot
Barr is a lunatic. Makes you wonder why he didn't pick RuPaul as his running mate. It's a frighteningly perfect match.
| 423 |
BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:59:25am |
| 424 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:59:26am |
re: #53 GreenBear
Hey, don't let THAT one in. His hair looks funny. He may be an amphibian in disguise.
Who let all the riff-raff
into the room?
There's one smoking a joint
and another with spots!
If I had my way
I'd have all of you shot...
-Pink Floyd
| 426 |
Joe Six Pack Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:59:32am |
re: #360 Ward Cleaver
Bob Barr loses one:
Court denies Libertarian Bob Barr's effort to kick McCain, Obama off Texas ballot
What a detestable POS Barr is. He also called our troops in Iraq an "occupying force".
| 427 |
Gorgon Zola Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:59:33am |
Hi Lizards!,,nice to find a sunny basking rock in this rainy clime,,,
| 428 |
arethusa Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:59:34am |
re: #374 JacksonTn
You didn't sign up for that 3 a.m. text message did you?
/
I don't have a cell phone. No 3 am texts for me. I opened it and it's not even my name! Here's Michelle. Hey, do you suppose there's some way we could infiltrate the Debate Parties? Conservative trolls!
"Joan--
This Friday, we'll reach another milestone in this campaign -- the first debate
of the general election, on September 26th at 9:00 p.m. Eastern time. Millions of Americans will tune in to watch Barack debate John McCain about
America's foreign policy and our role in the world. Barack will share his plan to bring the change we need -- to restore our place in the world, ensure security at home and abroad, and reestablish the United States as the world's economic leader. This is a great opportunity for you to learn more about the issues. And it's also a great opportunity for you to share Barack's message of change with your friends, family, and neighbors by attending or hosting a Debate Watch Party. Watch the debate with friends and supporters, and talk about how you can get involved in this movement.
I recorded a brief message about these parties. Please take a moment to watch the video and sign up to attend or host a Debate Watch Party in your community: [Link: my.barackobama.com...] Many Americans are still learning about Barack and this movement for change. They don't know about his plan to restore the middle class, cut taxes for 95 percent of American families, provide health care for every American, achieve
energy independence, improve our schools, and responsibly end the war in Iraq. Many people also don't know that John McCain has voted with George Bush more than 90 percent of the time -- including to continue Bush's failed Iraq policies, not investigating the government response to Katrina, not supporting children's health care, not supporting college benefits for returning veterans, and passing tax cuts for the rich at the expense of the middle class. This debate is a chance for Americans to hear directly from Barack. And with just a few weeks left before Election Day, it's more important than ever that we bring people together and talk about the issues that matter in our communities. I hope you'll watch my short message and sign up to attend or even host a Debate Watch Party: [Link: my.barackobama.com...] Thank you for all that you're doing,
Michelle
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Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 11:59:44am |
re: #416 looking closely
Obama has a VERY hard time admitting mistakes.
He could no sooner disown Biden than his own grandmother.
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jcm Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:00:02pm |
re: #408 Opinionated
Is he smart enough to be a US Senator?
Is he even competent to vote?
Hell, he's 10x smarter than our resident genius Senator Patty "Osama Mama" Murry.
She came out after 9/11 saying Osama was popular because he build daycare centers, schools and hospital in Afghanistan.
| 431 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:00:16pm |
re: #415 buzzsawmonkey
It's a Fonzie scheme! Everyone wants to be cooooooooooooooool.
Every Fonzie scheme ends with a Malachi Crunch.
| 432 |
Hard Right Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:00:18pm |
re: #20 nightwatch
Can we pass on the "Hatch-ling Dip" from the last opening?
It took us weeks to clean up after the last one.
/sarc
Well, that would require the use of the de-lousing spray gun. That was fine until someone managed to get it confused with the flame thrower. Burned scales do not smell good.
///
| 433 |
Dianna Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:00:25pm |
| 434 |
ladycatnip Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:00:27pm |
#338 Silhouette
re: #319 Ojoe
Is Biden smart enough to be vice president?
Since he doesn't come from an insignificant state like Alaska with only 3 electoral votes, he must be.
Of course being guilty of plagiarism in college can also be a plus - as long as he's copying from someone smarter than he is.
| 435 |
Mike in Georgia Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:00:35pm |
over 400 comments in less than an hour, I can't read that fast
| 436 |
Rancher Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:01:02pm |
re: #334 Lizard by the Bay
Rush has called for a new offensive, Operation SOB! Save our Biden!
| 437 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:01:16pm |
re: #417 Silhouette
Man, the class reunion for today's group is going to have to rent a really big ballroom.
Perhaps the Audubon Ballroom? Every event there is guaranteed to have be a hit.
| 438 |
rightside Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:01:26pm |
re: #354 kcladderman
Some of the PO3's I taught in school are now E-7/8/9 now LOL
| 439 |
Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:01:30pm |
re: #425 buzzsawmonkey
It's "Talk Like an ISM Tool Day." Hadn't you heard?
I wonder if we could pull that off here, on April Fools Day or something.
Non-stop LLL posting, all day, no breaking character.
| 440 |
WrathofG-d Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:01:48pm |
re: #403 Eowyn2
Very interesting suggestion, I will have to run it through the committees, rewrite the proposal per their suggestiions, present it to the committees again, request final approval on a committee level, offer it to the executive board, rewrite their proposal per their suggestions, make copies, distribute to the executive review sub-committee, re-propose to the executive board, get acceptance, make copies, bind the volumes, submit to the attorneys, submit to the accountants, resubmit to the executive committee, get a signature from the chief executive, get it notarized, resubmit to the attorneys.....then get back to you on it!
| 441 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:01:50pm |
| 442 |
GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:02:20pm |
re: #362 The Pulchritudinous Patriot
I'm tellin ya'll, there is an Eagleton maneuver in the works...watch Biden really f'up at the debate.
I agree. Wait until he goes down in flames against Palin, replace him and whoever it is doesn't have to debate the Sarracuda. It would actually be quite a clever dirty trick, doomed to utterly fail, of course.
| 443 |
Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:02:21pm |
| 445 |
Hard Right Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:02:22pm |
re: #426 Joe Six Pack
What a detestable POS Barr is. He also called our troops in Iraq an "occupying force".
Yet people like him and RP are "True Patriots". (barf)
More like true nutjobs.
| 447 |
Joe Six Pack Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:02:42pm |
re: #361 midwestgak
/Careful. We might have some lizards in that town. :)
The snobs tend to lean left. That seems to be a pattern around the world- wealthy liberals= snobs
| 448 |
BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:02:44pm |
re: #369 Sgt. Fury
Nice nic. I expect a Sgt. Fury avatar from you.
| 449 |
alegrias Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:02:50pm |
re: #232 zombie
Wow, we were just talking about Ceuta & Melilla a couple nights ago! From backwater, to center stage!
* * * *
Zombie,
Don't know whether they are backwater cities in North Africa but as kids we used to pretend we could swim from the beaches of flamenco guitarrist Paco de Lucia's hometown, Algeciras, all the way to Ceuta!
Algeciras in 1975 was just a town with a cool guitarrist in Cadiz, Spain to us then, not the homonym of yihadi global news network...
| 450 |
Spenser (with an S) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:02:51pm |
Does anyone have a general idea what the WCC Mennonite/Quaker dinner for shorty will cost?
| 451 |
Pvt Bin Jammin Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:02:52pm |
Good afternoon, Lizards, and welcome to all of the hatchlings!
| 453 |
WrathofG-d Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:03:10pm |
re: #414 Maximu§
nah, scream "takfir". Then keep it up till they all walk away.
Or
Get in the middle, scream "boom" as loud as you can. Then explain that if you were actually a Phakestinian they would be dead, as you just exploded yourself up among them to protest their occupying the campus.
| 455 |
Conservative in Liberal Hands Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:03:17pm |
| 457 |
Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:03:31pm |
re: #424 Occasional Reader
Who let all the riff-raff
into the room?
There's one smoking a joint
and another with spots!
If I had my way
I'd have all of you shot...-Pink Floyd
Mamma told me not to come,
that aint the way to have fun suuuuunnnn
mamma told me, momma told me,
mamma told me not to come.
| 460 |
Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:03:45pm |
re: #434 ladycatnip
as long as he's copying from someone smarter than he is.
How funny would it have been if he copied off someone less intelligent?
| 461 |
Joe Six Pack Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:03:54pm |
| 462 |
Fat Jolly Penguin Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:04:03pm |
| 464 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:04:18pm |
re: #448 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
Nice nic. I expect a Sgt. Fury avatar from you.
I'm thinking of changing my nic to Sgt. Reasoned Debate.
(Of course, I wouldn't want to be promoted to Master Sgt. Debate, for obvious reasons)
| 465 |
Creeping Eruption Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:04:44pm |
Oh Lord, give me strength so I do not throttle the building manager where I work:
I had a 1:30 (my time) meeting on 3 client matters. Around 1:15 I go to my parking garage only to find one of the ceiling light fixtures violently splashed across my car, yet still attached to live wires from the ceiling (Don't ask me how). Here is the kicker: My building does not own the lot, a parking company owns the lot . . . but, the ceiling and fixtures, are owned by a third party. I told them very nicely in my best courtroom voice that they had better remove the debris from my car in an expedient manner or I will be resorting to self help to remove my car - and the damage to their garage will by much more extensive than currently exists. Oh yeah, and call your fucking insurance company!
I am trying to channel nice thoughts, but . . .
| 466 |
kcladderman Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:04:56pm |
re: #418 freedombilly
Ton of hatchlings! Now how many of them are undercover, malicious morons armed with MSM talking points?
We are watching you.
And to everyone else, welcome!
I am sure we will here from a few by sunrise tomorrow.
| 467 |
doppelganglander Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:05:10pm |
Foxnews.com has a link to Stanley Kurtz's piece in the WSJ on Obama, Ayers and their reeducation camp plans. Nothing on CNN, of course, but if Fox covers something, sooner or later the rest of the media have to mention it. I wouldn't be surprised to see this come up on Brit Hume tonight.
| 468 |
Outrider Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:05:10pm |
re: #169 JacksonTn
Blah, blah, blah .....The One is now giving a speech. Why does he always speak like he is already president. The msm will start saying his speech was brillant in ........5 4 3 ......
Turning sound off NOW.
When will he lose that phony Southern accent?
| 470 |
Vendicus Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:05:15pm |
Sweet, now I can post if I want to! But now I have to get used to not seeing all the little footballs in front of people names. And now there are new buttons too!
| 472 |
Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:05:36pm |
re: #460 Silhouette
How funny would it have been if he copied off someone less intelligent?
I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump
| 476 |
Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:06:01pm |
| 477 |
BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:06:13pm |
| 479 |
Peter Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:06:37pm |
Hallo Welt :)
As a German LGF Reader since so many years I am happy that I have decided to use the opportunity...
Hello World :)
| 480 |
Rose Parade Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:06:37pm |
re: #378 J.D.
Parents are from Arcadia and I was born in Pasadena. Currently living in Hollywood. Long story short, it was a purely financial move and my apartment is rent controlled, so at this point it's a sweet deal. Plus I've lived in So Cal my whole life, so I'm used to it.
I do love the Arcadia/Pas area, wouldn't mind moving back there someday.
| 481 |
redstateredneck Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:06:38pm |
re: #462 Fat Jolly Penguin
Linky fail...
It's workin' here. Maybe your server thinks it's lizard pr0n.
| 482 |
Dianna Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:06:40pm |
re: #441 Occasional Reader
Sci-fi writer. Trotskyist. Busy ruining the Honorverse.
| 483 |
Bobblehead Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:06:40pm |
re: #470 Vendicus
Sweet, now I can post if I want to! But now I have to get used to not seeing all the little footballs in front of people names. And now there are new buttons too!
Fun, ain't it?
| 484 |
Outrider Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:06:52pm |
re: #200 GreenBear
Hey, Charles,
Have you ever done a map showing distribution of our miserable lizaroid souls around the nation. Or do we supply such info at reg?
It would be interesting to see.
Awhile back there was a world map that could be accessed here that pointed to the locations of on-line LGF posters. I've not seen it for awhile now.
| 485 |
Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:06:59pm |
re: #475 Ben Hur
who is he suing again?
Dan RAther vs daniel Rather Esq.?
| 486 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:07:05pm |
re: #460 Silhouette
How funny would it have been if he copied off someone less intelligent?
I'd certainly like to know who he cribbed his "President FDR addresses the nation by T.V. in 1929" answer from.
| 487 |
karmic_inquisitor Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:07:09pm |
re: #475 Ben Hur
Rather's lawsiut shall proceed.
I will pop popcorn. Watching that kind of fratricide will be fun.
| 488 |
Sir Harris the Awesome Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:07:17pm |
Man, after two years of lurking I finally get to bless everyone with my insightful musings. I had to make up a weird screen name, though, but whatever, I finally got in. (I had one whole minute to spare.)
| 490 |
lifeofthemind Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:07:20pm |
Obama isn't tossing Biden over, fun as it is to wish for let us not get distracted. Michelle's email was fun. Like that they are still beating the gov't response to Katrina drum. Just goes to prove that giving a left wing crook a pass never works. Negrin and Landrieau should both have been handcuffed for criminally negligent homicide and violations of the civil rights of the people who died because of their incompetence.
| 491 |
Vendicus Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:07:38pm |
Still getting trying everything out, not sure what some buttons do yet, but yes indeed it is fun!
| 492 |
Hard Right Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:07:54pm |
re: #477 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
Here's some hatchlings - ain't they cute?
Aww, they're just dying to get a first taste of gamey troll buttocks.
| 493 |
Outrider Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:07:57pm |
re: #470 Vendicus
Sweet, now I can post if I want to! But now I have to get used to not seeing all the little footballs in front of people names. And now there are new buttons too!
Ahh The benefits of the privileged classes! ;-)>
| 494 |
Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:08:11pm |
re: #480 Rose Parade
Parents are from Arcadia and I was born in Pasadena. Currently living in Hollywood. Long story short, it was a purely financial move and my apartment is rent controlled, so at this point it's a sweet deal. Plus I've lived in So Cal my whole life, so I'm used to it.
I do love the Arcadia/Pas area, wouldn't mind moving back there someday.
Grew up in Pasadena
| 495 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:08:18pm |
re: #479 Peter
Hallo Welt :)
As a German LGF Reader since so many years I am happy that I have decided to use the opportunity...
Hello World :)
Willkommen! We can assume you brought beer, right?
| 496 |
unrealizedviewpoint Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:08:22pm |
re: #465 Creeping Eruption
Oh Lord, give me strength so I do not throttle the building manager where I work:
I had a 1:30 (my time) meeting on 3 client matters. Around 1:15 I go to my parking garage only to find one of the ceiling light fixtures violently splashed across my car, yet still attached to live wires from the ceiling (Don't ask me how). Here is the kicker: My building does not own the lot, a parking company owns the lot . . . but, the ceiling and fixtures, are owned by a third party. I told them very nicely in my best courtroom voice that they had better remove the debris from my car in an expedient manner or I will be resorting to self help to remove my car - and the damage to their garage will by much more extensive than currently exists. Oh yeah, and call your fucking insurance company!
I am trying to channel nice thoughts, but . . .
It's unlikely some parking company owns the lot. Just go rent a car. Do nothing. Your insurance company and some judge will sort out who owns what and who is responsible.
| 497 |
redstateredneck Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:08:23pm |
re: #477 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
My link was just one little tiny one on the end of a finger. You got yerself a mess of 'em!
| 498 |
yma o hyd Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:08:30pm |
re: #467 doppelganglander
Foxnews.com has a link to Stanley Kurtz's piece in the WSJ on Obama, Ayers and their reeducation camp plans. Nothing on CNN, of course, but if Fox covers something, sooner or later the rest of the media have to mention it. I wouldn't be surprised to see this come up on Brit Hume tonight.
Thing is - how will they play it?
B0 sowing a few wild oats?
Or as the scandal it really is?
| 499 |
Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:08:57pm |
re: #470 Vendicus
Sweet, now I can post if I want to! But now I have to get used to not seeing all the little footballs in front of people names. And now there are new buttons too!
by clicking on the avatar you can even find out how long a person has been on "the list" and also see some profound thoughts of some peoples.
| 500 |
terrificmale Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:08:59pm |
So I check out the "My Account" page and notice there are fonts available to change. Ok... cool. Oh wait... NOT COOL! NO FUTURA! Come on Charles... everyone loves Futura. It is by far the best and most futuristic font in the world.
| 501 |
Moishe Oofnik Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:09:10pm |
Finally! Here I am! A new little lizard! I shall remember this day as "September 23, the day I finally caught the door while still open".
| 502 |
Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:09:25pm |
| 503 |
kcladderman Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:09:30pm |
re: #484 Outrider
Seems like that was quite awhile back IIRC
| 505 |
midwestgak Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:09:55pm |
re: #463 buzzsawmonkey
That would be hilarious.
That would would be hilarious and fun and and funny.
| 506 |
Sgt. Fury Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:09:56pm |
re: #412 Dianna
Not to worry Dianna. I am many things but "furry" is not one of them. However, I have an ex wife named Dianna. Perhaps I am the one who should worry?
| 507 |
BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:10:06pm |
| 508 |
Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:10:25pm |
re: #501 Moishe Oofnik
Finally! Here I am! A new little lizard! I shall remember this day as "September 23, the day I finally caught the door while still open".
and the rest of us will remember it as celebrate bisexual day (thanks a lot zombie)
| 509 |
JacksonTn Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:10:27pm |
re: #468 Outrider
When will he lose that phony Southern accent?
You mean that southern/southside/Chicago accent. I live in the south and I never hear blacks sound that way. Unless they are doing the Memphis swagger. My guess is he will lose it on November 5 and revert to his Pakeeeeeeeestani accent. He is a Slick Nick.
| 510 |
alegrias Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:10:31pm |
re: #468 Outrider
When will he lose that phony Southern accent?
* * *
Many rural southerners moved north to congregate in urban centers in huge migrations of labor to find work, pay & dignity--it is not inconceivable disgruntled southerners mentored the ONE.
| 512 |
Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:10:53pm |
| 513 |
Ward Cleaver Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:11:00pm |
| 514 |
Pvt Bin Jammin Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:11:01pm |
re: #373 Rose Parade
Welcome! I'm just up the hill from Pasadena.
| 515 |
JacksonTn Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:11:17pm |
re: #509 JacksonTn
Slick Nick not to be confused with a Slick Rick.
| 517 |
yma o hyd Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:11:23pm |
re: #495 Occasional Reader
Willkommen! We can assume you brought beer, right?
... and bratwurst?
(Getting a bit peckish, I am .. .)
| 518 |
Peacekeeper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:11:26pm |
YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL TALK!
-The devastating truth sinks in.
| 519 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:11:31pm |
re: #498 yma o hyd
Thing is - how will they play it?
"It's another right-wing smear job."
Er, but, can you show any part of this story is untrue?
"It's another right-wing smear job."
Right, but aren't the facts actually...
"It's another right-wing smear job."
| 520 |
Joe Six Pack Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:11:34pm |
re: #452 kcladderman
USS Independence. V-1 Division
I was stationed at NAS North Island for my entire hitch.
| 521 |
karmic_inquisitor Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:11:40pm |
Here is a map for Joe Biden.
How to punt 21 electoral votes.
| 523 |
Dianna Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:11:56pm |
re: #499 Eowyn2
by clicking on the avatar you can even find out how long a person has been on "the list" and also see some profound thoughts of some peoples.
Please don't click me!
| 524 |
unrealizedviewpoint Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:11:56pm |
re: #500 terrificmale
So I check out the "My Account" page and notice there are fonts available to change. Ok... cool. Oh wait... NOT COOL! NO FUTURA! Come on Charles... everyone loves Futura. It is by far the best and most futuristic font in the world.
font complaints? huh?
| 525 |
psyop Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:11:56pm |
re: #470 Vendicus
Sweet, now I can post if I want to! But now I have to get used to not seeing all the little footballs in front of people names. And now there are new buttons too!
Just don't break anything.
....this is why we can't have nice things....
| 526 |
Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:11:56pm |
re: #513 Ward Cleaver
It's on.
I'm waiting for Biden to be heard uttering "Listen, you jumped up little shit..."
| 527 |
Outrider Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:12:00pm |
re: #479 Peter
Hallo Welt :)
As a German LGF Reader since so many years I am happy that I have decided to use the opportunity...
Hello World :)
That time difference has got to be an ass kicker. ;-)>
| 528 |
Land Shark Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:12:03pm |
Ah, I remember the happy day when I finally got to see my moniker with a little green football next to it after so many failed attempts to find registration open. Treasure your little green football, hatch lings. Sniff, sorry, getting a little emotional here... ;-)
| 529 |
Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:12:08pm |
re: #486 Occasional Reader
I'd certainly like to know who he cribbed his "President FDR addresses the nation by T.V. in 1929" answer from.
Somehow, somewhere, I credit Karl Rove.
| 530 |
Bobblehead Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:12:14pm |
re: #501 Moishe Oofnik
Finally! Here I am! A new little lizard! I shall remember this day as "September 23, the day I finally caught the door while still open".
Welcome! There are good people here.
| 532 |
Ward Cleaver Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:12:17pm |
re: #467 doppelganglander
Foxnews.com has a link to Stanley Kurtz's piece in the WSJ on Obama, Ayers and their reeducation camp plans. Nothing on CNN, of course, but if Fox covers something, sooner or later the rest of the media have to mention it. I wouldn't be surprised to see this come up on Brit Hume tonight.
Link please.
| 533 |
reloadingisnotahobby Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:12:20pm |
| 534 |
reine.de.tout Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:12:24pm |
re: #334 Lizard by the Bay
The Biden gaffe machine is in full swing!
Biden opposes AIG bailout before Obama has chance to support it.
Biden opposes clean coal after Obama pledges support for it.
Biden calls Obama's ad "Terrible".
Biden's Depression-era History knowledge deeply faulty.And these are all from the last 24 hours! Biden is a natural disaster. He is blowing through the Obama campaign like a Cat-4 hurricane.
"JustMyView", a few days ago, made a comment to the effect that "everybody knows" that Palin spent several days with various experts getting up to speed on things, and I responded that the politician who does not seek the advice and counsel of experts is not doing what he/she should be doing.
And here we seem to have severak examples of that.
Obama and Biden need to have a meeting and get clear on what their platform is, before either of them speaks again.
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lawhawk Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:12:36pm |
re: #521 karmic_inquisitor
Don't confuse him with facts. He's on a roll.
| 536 |
GulfCoastBamaFan Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:12:53pm |
I'm In! I'm In!
"Long time listener, first time caller poster."
| 537 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:12:56pm |
| 538 |
redstateredneck Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:13:05pm |
re: #484 Outrider
Awhile back there was a world map that could be accessed here that pointed to the locations of on-line LGF posters. I've not seen it for awhile now.
That was a frappr map that one of the lizards set up.
| 539 |
yma o hyd Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:13:06pm |
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terrificmale Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:13:32pm |
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Joe Six Pack Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:13:34pm |
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karmic_inquisitor Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:13:45pm |
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Dianna Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:13:48pm |
re: #506 Sgt. Fury
I never married, so we're both safe!
So, your ex was one of the 5 other people in the US whose mom committed the minor act of parental malpractice of sticking that second "n" in the name?
| 545 |
yma o hyd Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:13:50pm |
| 546 |
lifeofthemind Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:13:54pm |
re: #232 zombie
Isn't "Celebrate Bisexuality Day" in San Francisco something like the "Annual Rain Festival" in Seattle?
| 547 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:13:58pm |
re: #517 yma o hyd
... and bratwurst?
(Getting a bit peckish, I am .. .)
I love the word "peckish". We need to import it here.
| 548 |
Ward Cleaver Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:14:13pm |
| 549 |
Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:14:15pm |
re: #523 Dianna
Please don't click me!
Ha! I didn't click you. So your clever attempt at reverse psychology failed.
/Bond villain voice.
| 551 |
midwestgak Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:14:29pm |
re: #480 Rose Parade
I do love the Arcadia/Pas area, wouldn't mind moving back there someday.
Lived in Pasadena for eight years. Will never go back. The LA area is not build on a grid system like Chicago. I could never get my directions straight. "The mountains are north," I would be told. Well the mountains go almost completely in a circle. No help.
| 552 |
Onamesa Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:14:30pm |
Hi all,
I'm also a first timer. I'm from New Mexico, living under the benevolent thumb of the Emperor Richardson.
Is this where I spin around and shout whoop whoop whoop?
| 553 |
Peacekeeper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:14:53pm |
re: #529 Silhouette
Somehow, somewhere, I credit Karl Rove.
I think Charles had a thread about that televised FDR speech back in the mid 1980's.
| 554 |
Omega Man Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:14:54pm |
re: #66 rawmuse
Did you strictly enforce the touch-move rule?
| 555 |
psyop Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:14:55pm |
re: #479 Peter
Hallo Welt :)
As a German LGF Reader since so many years I am happy that I have decided to use the opportunity...
Hello World :)
Cool.... International Lizards.
Sounds like a movie, or a comic...
International Lizards of Justice unite!
Anyway, welcome.
| 556 |
Lacertus Atrioli Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:15:01pm |
Whoohoo! I'm finally a hatchling! It's an honor to be amongst such fine lizards. Out here in Hawaii it's a veritable sea of moonbats, granola heads and crystal-bangers, so having LGF is a breath of fresh air in a midden of mushbrained poo-flinging libtards.Thanks LGF!
| 557 |
Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:15:14pm |
re: #547 Occasional Reader
I love the word "peckish". We need to import it here.
Anyone have any Venezulean Beaver Cheese?
| 558 |
kcladderman Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:15:14pm |
re: #520 Joe Six Pack
I was lucky enough to make three deployments in the 3 years and 4 months I was aboard the Indy. Two med cruises spent months providing air support for the Marines in Beruit, and on the last cruise we went through the Suez and over into the Indian Ocean.
| 559 |
looking closely Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:15:22pm |
re: #456 buzzsawmonkey
Because that worked out so well the first time.
Short of his *legitimate* physical incapacitation, switching out the VP candidate would probably backfire, as it would absolutely reek of indecisiveness and desperation on Obama's part.
Its true Obama could replace Biden without his consent, but not only would abruptly firing Biden look absolutely horrible, but Biden would be virtually guaranteed to then turn around and bite Obama back.
So for this to happen Biden would have to agree to it. Why would he agree? As already mentioned, he's running for re-election in the Senate too, and pulling out of the race with serious illness (real or imagined) could put his Senate seat in jeopardy. Plus if he fakes it, there is a good chance he'd get caught, potentially making him a laughingstock (or more of one).
Also Biden has been eyeing the White House for years, and this is the furthest he's ever gotten. Its also likely the closest he ever WILL get to it. So why would he give up now?
| 560 |
debutaunt Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:15:22pm |
re: #398 GreenBear
Now, when Charles finally closes the door, get ready, that's when the hazing begins and we can winnow out the "chaff".
/
Please use coasters under your frosty beverages.
| 561 |
Kenneth Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:15:26pm |
Is Obama a Manchurian candidate?
A must read piece.
| 562 |
Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:15:53pm |
well, I guess I'll get some work done this afternoon.
happy hunting
| 563 |
BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:15:58pm |
re: #514 Pvt Bin Jammin
Welcome! I'm just up the hill from Pasadena.
"The house... on a hill... in Pasadena!"
/Dolemite II: The Human Tornado.
| 565 |
kcladderman Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:16:33pm |
re: #533 reloadingisnotahobby
Nice Truck!
But does the stereo work?
They do come with factory installed stereos these days.
| 566 |
looking closely Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:16:34pm |
re: #510 alegrias
* * *
Many rural southerners moved north to congregate in urban centers in huge migrations of labor to find work, pay & dignity--it is not inconceivable disgruntled southerners mentored the ONE.
In Hawaii?
| 567 |
lawhawk Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:16:35pm |
For those so inclined, 1010wins is running a live feed for when Ahmadinejad speaks at the UN at around 4pm edt.
| 568 |
Peacekeeper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:16:42pm |
re: #561 Kenneth
Is Obama a Manchurian candidate?
A must read piece.
Kenneth if that is some whackjob piece,,,to the MOON!
| 569 |
reloadingisnotahobby Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:16:48pm |
re: #465 Creeping Eruption
What?
Who the hell wants to be the third party owner of friking
lightfixtures?
Where's the money in that!There is so much I truely do not understand!LOL
| 570 |
Wishing Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:16:48pm |
re: #526 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
I'm waiting for Biden to be heard uttering "Listen, you jumped up little shit..."
hahahahhahah..that just struck me funny, spit out my coffee and uppers
| 571 |
Outrider Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:16:56pm |
re: #506 Sgt. Fury
Not to worry Dianna. I am many things but "furry" is not one of them. However, I have an ex wife named Dianna. Perhaps I am the one who should worry?
Sgt Fury. First name Nick?
| 572 |
Dianna Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:17:09pm |
| 573 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:17:10pm |
re: #557 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Anyone have any Venezulean Beaver Cheese?
No, nor do I even know where Venezulia is.
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redstateredneck Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:17:31pm |
Bless their little hearts! All these months they've had to wait for registration, noses pressed up against their monitors, trying to see inside...it just warms the cockles of my heart to see their joy when they make it to the promised land!
| 575 |
Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:17:32pm |
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WrathofG-d Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:17:43pm |
re: #518 Peacekeeper
YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL TALK!
-The devastating truth sinks in.
Technically we are ALL TYPE.(s?)
| 577 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:17:47pm |
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kansas Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:18:12pm |
re: #7 Opinionated
Biden on History:
"When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed," Biden told Couric. "He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'"
Was that on cable in HDTV, Joe?
| 580 |
Pvt Bin Jammin Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:18:16pm |
re: #563 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
LOL
I am in Altadena really. It's a little burb at the foot of the mountains.
| 581 |
Bobblehead Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:18:18pm |
re: #528 Land Shark
Ah, I remember the happy day when I finally got to see my moniker with a little green football next to it after so many failed attempts to find registration open. Treasure your little green football, hatch lings. Sniff, sorry, getting a little emotional here... ;-)
That's okay. I think we all get a little emotional when we think about our own registration day..... Wiping tears from keyboard.
| 582 |
yma o hyd Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:18:28pm |
re: #547 Occasional Reader
I love the word "peckish". We need to import it here.
Aww - its a good one, do import it, and speead it far and wide!
| 583 |
newsjunkie_ky Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:18:42pm |
Need to ask you all for a favor.
Dog is very sick. It's her heart. She is at the Vet's now. Please say a quick little prayer or send some positive thoughts her way. My way, too. She has been my little constant companion for almost 13 years.
Thanks.
news.
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Hard Right Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:19:01pm |
re: #508 Eowyn2
and the rest of us will remember it as celebrate bisexual day (thanks a lot zombie)
How do you celebrate...never mind. I don't want to know.
| 585 |
psyop Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:19:02pm |
re: #564 jcm
Any hatchlings for the Northwet?
Was that a purposeful spelling error?
Although finally getting some rain around here. 'Bout damn time, it is September, after all.
| 586 |
snowcrash Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:19:02pm |
Welcome hatchlings! Haven't been in on an Open Registration in a while. The debates start Friday night...hope we didn't get too many die hard Obama supporters.
| 587 |
Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:19:18pm |
re: #582 yma o hyd
Aww - its a good one, do import it, and speead it far and wide!
Mind what you speead around here. Pervert.
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Outrider Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:19:29pm |
re: #510 alegrias
* * *
Many rural southerners moved north to congregate in urban centers in huge migrations of labor to find work, pay & dignity--it is not inconceivable disgruntled southerners mentored the ONE.
Possibly. I'm here in Georgia.
Personally I think his accent is put on.
| 589 |
unrealizedviewpoint Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:19:45pm |
Hatchlings sure contribute more during election season.
| 590 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:19:49pm |
re: #579 kansas
No, it was network. They preempted Who Wants to Be a Hundredaire? for the speech.
| 591 |
psyop Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:19:50pm |
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jamgarr Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:20:10pm |
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Joe Six Pack Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:20:17pm |
re: #558 kcladderman
I was lucky enough to make three deployments in the 3 years and 4 months I was aboard the Indy. Two med cruises spent months providing air support for the Marines in Beruit, and on the last cruise we went through the Suez and over into the Indian Ocean.
I wish now that I had been on a ship, but I was in a P-3 ASW squadron. I've been watching the series "Carrier" (that was on PBS last spring) on Netflix hoping to see some shipmates who'd all be E-7's or above by now.
| 594 |
HoosierHoops Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:20:18pm |
re: #486 Occasional Reader
I'd certainly like to know who he cribbed his "President FDR addresses the nation by T.V. in 1929" answer from.
sssshhhh. not too loud.. I've been slipping Joe some talking points..
| 595 |
joncelli Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:20:20pm |
re: #552 Onamesa
Is this where I spin around and shout whoop whoop whoop?
Yes, but don't forget to put your fingertips on your head while doing it. (Are you on any mesa in particular?)
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scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:20:22pm |
re: #582 yma o hyd
Aww - its a good one, do import it, and speead it far and wide!
Spouse and I have used it since seeing "Wallace & Grommit" for the first time...love it!
| 597 |
Pvt Bin Jammin Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:20:31pm |
re: #583 newsjunkie_ky
You and she will be in my prayers. Hopefully they can put her on heart meds or something.
| 598 |
redstateredneck Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:20:31pm |
re: #583 newsjunkie_ky
{newsjunkie_ky} Prayers for you and your friend.
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doppelganglander Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:20:32pm |
re: #498 yma o hyd
Thing is - how will they play it?
B0 sowing a few wild oats?
Or as the scandal it really is?
Do you get Fox in Wales? At this stage of the news cycle, it's most likely to show up in the Grapevine section, which is a series of quick hits on assorted topics. Some of them are humorous, others not. This is most assuredly not humorous. If the story gets legs, it may get its own segment, which will probably include a correspondent, comments from Stanley Kurtz, background about CAC, etc. The ultimate, IMHO, is when it's a topic for the All-Stars (a rotating panel that frequently includes Charles Krauthammer, Fred Barnes, Mort Kondrake, Mara Liasson, Juan Williams and others). At that point, it's broken wide open and may easily dominate the news cycle for days.
Can you tell I watch waaaaay too much Brit?
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Kenneth Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:20:33pm |
re: #568 Peacekeeper
The tone is one of, "well, if he isn't a Manchurian candidate, he sure looks like one."
Actually, if he was a real stealth candidate, they would have hidden his tracks better. Either way, Obama is unfit for public office.
| 601 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:20:40pm |
re: #588 Outrider
Possibly. I'm here in Georgia.
Are there still any Russian troops there?
/sorry, couldn't resist
| 602 |
midwestgak Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:20:59pm |
re: #583 newsjunkie_ky
Need to ask you all for a favor.
Dog is very sick. It's her heart. She is at the Vet's now. Please say a quick little prayer or send some positive thoughts her way. My way, too. She has been my little constant companion for almost 13 years.
Thanks.
news.
So sorry. They do make their way into our hearts.
| 603 |
lifeofthemind Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:21:06pm |
re: #561 Kenneth
Is Obama a Manchurian candidate?
A must read piece.
The big puzzle with Obama is where is the reality? Is he the ultimate self made man, the new Gatsby? Is he really an empty suit, the new Chance from Being There? Is he a sociopath creating a reality he gets others to submit to, the Talented Mr Ripley? Is he truly the product of long term planning and training by Frank Davis, Bill Ayers and Islamists in Indonesia and Pakistan, a Manchurian Candidate? These choices become increasingly bizarre and unlikely. The problem is that we begin to reject them based on the very intolerability of their implications and not because of anything we know about the man himself. After this election I expect that there will be a push to ensure that we have a healthier system in which politicians are carefully observed over a period of time. That would produce a more Parliamentary form of government with stronger party organizations. The problem is that system would have produced only one of the four national candidates now running, Joe Biden. Neither McCain nor Palin, or any other reformer, would have been raised to the top in a British system of strong party controls. The wonder is that Thatcher did.
| 605 |
TheReverand Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:21:39pm |
Hey! What's this? Why...I do believe I have hatched!
| 606 |
Hard Right Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:21:44pm |
re: #594 HoosierHoops
sssshhhh. not too loud.. I've been slipping Joe some talking points..
You been slipping Obama stuff too? Ya know, "talking points powder."
| 607 |
musicman Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:21:49pm |
re: #479 Peter
Hallo Welt :)
As a German LGF Reader since so many years I am happy that I have decided to use the opportunity...
Hello World :)
I was privileged to live in Goeppingen Germany (Cooke Barracks US Army) from August 1974 - August 1977. I absolutely loved it!
| 608 |
Kenneth Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:21:56pm |
Please help yourselves to some cheese & crackers.
| 609 |
Dianna Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:21:58pm |
re: #583 newsjunkie_ky
I'm so sorry. I'm holding you in my thoughts.
| 610 |
jamgarr Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:22:08pm |
re: #583 newsjunkie_ky
Need to ask you all for a favor.
Dog is very sick. It's her heart. She is at the Vet's now. Please say a quick little prayer or send some positive thoughts her way. My way, too. She has been my little constant companion for almost 13 years.
Thanks.
news.
Done
| 611 |
Bobblehead Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:22:09pm |
re: #583 newsjunkie_ky
So sorry to hear that. Fingers crossed for a speedy recovery.
| 612 |
Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:22:14pm |
| 613 |
redstateredneck Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:22:16pm |
re: #588 Outrider
Possibly. I'm here in Georgia.
Personally I think his accent is put on.
Why would he even have that accent? He was raised in Hawaii by white people. It's definitely a put on.
| 614 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:22:33pm |
re: #604 Ben Hur
Who let the Hebrew in?
[Explanation for the newbies: Ben Hur has an, ah, idiosynchratic sense of humor.]
| 615 |
Peacekeeper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:23:01pm |
| 616 |
Ward Cleaver Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:23:10pm |
re: #581 Bobblehead
That's okay. I think we all get a little emotional when we think about our own registration day..... Wiping tears from keyboard.
Some of use remember pre-registration days.
/long ago
| 618 |
Olderthandirt Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:23:17pm |
Why is "He" letting more of "Them" into our haven, our home away from whatever? Why, oh why? Have "They" brought food, I'm hungry?
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unrealizedviewpoint Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:23:21pm |
re: #579 kansas
Biden on History:
"When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed," Biden told Couric. "He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'"
Was that on cable in HDTV, Joe?
It seems Joe found a way to get some notice.
| 620 |
reloadingisnotahobby Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:23:34pm |
re: #565 kcladderman
I 'd hope so !
Our little berg just got a ladder truck.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ But very cooool!
| 621 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:23:35pm |
re: #583 newsjunkie_ky
Need to ask you all for a favor.
Dog is very sick. It's her heart. She is at the Vet's now. Please say a quick little prayer or send some positive thoughts her way. My way, too. She has been my little constant companion for almost 13 years.
Thanks.
news.
I'm very sorry to hear this. Best wishes for your dog's speedy and full recovery.
| 622 |
redstateredneck Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:23:41pm |
| 623 |
lifeofthemind Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:23:43pm |
re: #583 newsjunkie_ky
Need to ask you all for a favor.
Dog is very sick. It's her heart. She is at the Vet's now. Please say a quick little prayer or send some positive thoughts her way. My way, too. She has been my little constant companion for almost 13 years.
Thanks.
news.
Two praying here
| 624 |
lurking faith Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:23:47pm |
| 625 |
Hard Right Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:23:49pm |
| 626 |
looking closely Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:24:01pm |
| 627 |
GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:24:03pm |
re: #479 Peter
Hallo Welt :)
As a German LGF Reader since so many years I am happy that I have decided to use the opportunity...
Hello World :)
Willkommen!
| 628 |
psyop Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:24:08pm |
re: #607 musicman
I was privileged to live in Goeppingen Germany (Cooke Barracks US Army) from August 1974 - August 1977. I absolutely loved it!
You are very fortunate indeed. I only saw Germany on my way to, and coming back from, various deployments. Usually at night. When it was cold. With no beer available.....
meh....
| 629 |
Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:24:08pm |
| 630 |
alegrias Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:24:08pm |
re: #552 Onamesa
Hi all,
I'm also a first timer. I'm from New Mexico, living under the benevolent thumb of the Emperor Richardson.
Is this where I spin around and shout whoop whoop whoop?
* * *
Your governor Bill Richardson stunk as Clinton's UN embassador, even failing to get Monica Lewinsky a job in New York's UN bulding, to get her out of the Oval Office.
But now the dem team is all about keeping Sarah Palin out of the same place.
| 631 |
joncelli Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:24:11pm |
re: #583 newsjunkie_ky
Good luck to you and your dog. I know I'd want that for my pup.
| 632 |
Outrider Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:24:14pm |
re: #538 redstateredneck
That was a frappr map that one of the lizards set up.
Possibly. I have the impression it was a "backroom" thing on the blog statistics side for Charles' use that we could access.
| 633 |
yma o hyd Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:24:16pm |
re: #583 newsjunkie_ky
Need to ask you all for a favor.
Dog is very sick. It's her heart. She is at the Vet's now. Please say a quick little prayer or send some positive thoughts her way. My way, too. She has been my little constant companion for almost 13 years.
Thanks.
news.
{news}
Prayers for the both of you - I hope she pulls through, vets can work amazing things nowadays.
My babe is on heart medication, I know how you feel - hugs an love to you you!
| 634 |
MrSilverDragon Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:24:29pm |
| 635 |
Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:24:29pm |
re: #616 Ward Cleaver
Some of use remember pre-registration days.
/long ago
And we were thrilled for registration, because it cut down on trollage by 38.7%.
| 636 |
Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:24:35pm |
| 637 |
Sgt. Fury Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:24:41pm |
| 638 |
doppelganglander Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:24:42pm |
re: #532 Ward Cleaver
So far, it's just a direct link to the WSJ with the headline "WSJ Opinion: Guilt by Participation." At present it's hidden a bit under the big headline "Ahmadinejad at Center Stage." I'm hoping the little linky will grow up to be a real, live story.
| 639 |
JacksonTn Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:24:52pm |
re: #613 redstateredneck
Why would he even have that accent? He was raised in Hawaii by white people. It's definitely a put on.
Because if he is black, has a microphone and speaks with a southern accent then he is ... in fact MLK. Yes He Can, ya'll.
/
| 640 |
faraway Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:25:00pm |
re: #613 redstateredneck
Why would he even have that accent? He was raised in Hawaii by white people. It's definitely a put on.
Actually, he was raised in a Muslim country. A lot of lelelelelele stuff.
| 642 |
lurking faith Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:25:07pm |
re: #552 Onamesa
This is the place. Did you bring any chiles?
| 643 |
Bobblehead Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:25:16pm |
re: #586 snowcrash
Welcome hatchlings! Haven't been in on an Open Registration in a while. The debates start Friday night...hope we didn't get too many die hard Obama supporters.
Ah..the thrill of the live blog. Can't..uh..wait..uh for..uh..Friday..uh.
| 644 |
Vergeltung Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:25:17pm |
re: #557 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Anyone have any Venezulean Beaver Cheese?
it's not her fault. she has a condition, meany.
| 645 |
Peacekeeper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:25:29pm |
go ask Cialis, when she's ten feet tall...
| 646 |
yma o hyd Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:25:44pm |
re: #587 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Mind what you speead around here. Pervert.
Weren't me, mun - was just being agreeable to a Lizard who asked for import rights!
Perv- the idea!
| 647 |
GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:25:44pm |
| 648 |
debutaunt Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:25:47pm |
| 649 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:25:48pm |
re: #616 Ward Cleaver
Some of use remember pre-registration days.
/long ago
I 'member when a man could just ride his horse into LGF, with a Henry repeating rifle slung to his saddle, and post a comment any durn way he pleased. 'course, that was back before the war.
| 650 |
Hard Right Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:25:49pm |
| 651 |
Creeping Eruption Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:25:58pm |
re: #569 reloadingisnotahobby
What?
Who the hell wants to be the third party owner of friking
lightfixtures?
Where's the money in that!There is so much I truely do not understand!LOL
You would not believe the ownership of this place, it is only something lawyers could come up with (no offense intended). The building has two underground parking lots accessed through the same door and ramp.
One is directly underneath the building and owned and operated by the building owner. The other (where I park) is not under the footprint of the building, rather it is directly underneath an outside parking lot, next to our building. Yes, for any attorneys out there, the building has an easement to use the parking ramp which is the only access to the parking lot directly under the building, and yes they can, with notice, prohibit people from using it (bad deal, but I didnt make it).
Many moons ago, the owners went into bankruptcy and began to sell off assets - such as greatly valued downtown parking. The Parking company only owns the inside lot underneath the outside parking. The outside parking is owned by the third party.
Who owns what only becomes an issue like now, when there is some sort of liability to share. The parking company claims that the light fixture on top of my car (just paid off) is part of the land owned by the third party lot owner above.
I told them, sweetly, that I could not care less who own what, at 4:00 p.m. I am leaving with or without the issue resolved and will bill them for the repairs to my car (which I will do anyway).
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tomg51spence Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:26:07pm |
Welcome hatchlings. I'm just sunning in Spring TX after last weeks storm. Watch your tails. Don't end up as someones earring if you're an anole. Charles, can I change my name to MCEscher?
reptiles, 1943
| 653 |
kcladderman Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:26:10pm |
re: #593 Joe Six Pack
Yea hard to believe the same guys who I stumbled my way around the world with are now running the Navy.
| 654 |
Josephine Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:26:23pm |
re: #387 gringotipico
Why is everyone wearing the kuffiyeh at my University today?
Really? That's terrible.
| 655 |
snowcrash Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:26:26pm |
re: #617 They Call Him Boss
I guess thats dyin hard. welcome hatchling.
| 658 |
Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:26:56pm |
re: #635 Silhouette
And we were thrilled for registration, because it cut down on trollage by 38.7%.
wow, and i thought I was getting old.
| 659 |
doppelganglander Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:26:57pm |
re: #583 newsjunkie_ky
Need to ask you all for a favor.
Dog is very sick. It's her heart. She is at the Vet's now. Please say a quick little prayer or send some positive thoughts her way. My way, too. She has been my little constant companion for almost 13 years.
Thanks.
news.
So sorry to hear it. Hoping for the best for your little friend.
| 660 |
jcm Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:26:58pm |
re: #565 kcladderman
They do come with factory installed stereos these days.
It isn't a REAL truck unless you can wash the cab out with a hose!
| 661 |
Kenneth Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:26:58pm |
re: #603 lifeofthemind
Interesting questions, but I don't think the US will change to a British parliamentary system. As a Canadian, where our system is based on the British model, I can tell you the average citizen has even less input into who our party leaders are. A far smaller percentage of Canadians are members of any party, party power brokers wield much greater control and the media is even more in cahoots with the leftist & liberal parties.
| 662 |
yma o hyd Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:27:00pm |
re: #596 scottishbuzzsaw
Spouse and I have used it since seeing "Wallace & Grommit" for the first time...love it!
Wallace and Grommit - ahhh!
| 663 |
Hard Right Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:27:03pm |
re: #646 yma o hyd
Weren't me, mun - was just being agreeable to a Lizard who asked for import rights!
Perv- the idea!
Pervert? Card carrying member since 1985.
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musicman Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:27:05pm |
re: #628 psyop
Oh my goodness, you never had a chance to even sample the food. German food is the BEST. Not many German Restaurants around the states can come close to true German cooking.
| 665 |
redstateredneck Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:27:07pm |
re: #632 Outrider
Possibly. I have the impression it was a "backroom" thing on the blog statistics side for Charles' use that we could access.
That must be above my pay grade...don't know about it.
| 666 |
lurking faith Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:27:11pm |
re: #637 Sgt. Fury
Nick or just John. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you to, just John.
/somebody had to
| 668 |
unrealizedviewpoint Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:27:39pm |
re: #635 Silhouette
And we were thrilled for registration, because it cut down on trollage by 38.7%.
Are you sure about your numbers?
| 670 |
jamgarr Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:27:57pm |
re: #645 Peacekeeper
go ask Cialis, when she's ten feet tall...
Consult your doctor if you have a teaparty lasting more than four hours.
| 671 |
Oriculum Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:28:01pm |
Wow! Managed to dive in before the door shut. Hello everybody! Being from California, it's going to be great to talk to people who don't make me want to pull my hair out.
| 672 |
Peacekeeper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:28:03pm |
re: #649 Occasional Reader
I 'member when a man could just ride his horse into LGF, with a Henry repeating rifle slung to his saddle, and post a comment any durn way he pleased. 'course, that was back before the war.
Yeah! Didn't have none of them fancy fonts, and sissy heart buttons. No monitor lizards to hold our hands neither. A man was free to be a total ass... the way Ghanesh intended.
| 673 |
Carolina Kathy Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:28:09pm |
Wow - registration open! Made me look. Yes you did.
| 674 |
MrSilverDragon Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:28:09pm |
| 675 |
BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:28:10pm |
re: #587 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Mind what you speead around here. Pervert.
"Don't trust Whitey, see a doctor & get rid of it."
The Jerk
| 676 |
Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:28:11pm |
re: #639 JacksonTn
Because if he is black, has a microphone and speaks with a southern accent then he is ... in fact MLK.
He has a dream...that if he says things like "I don't look like Presidents on dollar bills" and "I don't look like other Americans who have spoken here" enough, everyone will judge him by his skin and not the content of his character.
| 678 |
runrabbitrun Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:28:21pm |
re: #513 Ward Cleaver
It's on.
Convenient? Setting up 'Biden gaffes, Barry attacks' diversions to occupy airspace/cyberspace as the MSM prepares to provide cover for The Two Stooges playing to type during their debates.
| 679 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:28:26pm |
re: #617 They Call Him Boss
You might want to review the rules before posting further.
| 681 |
scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:28:35pm |
| 682 |
Peacekeeper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:28:42pm |
| 683 |
Pvt Bin Jammin Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:28:45pm |
bbl, Lizards, work to attend to for awhile. LOL
| 684 |
looking closely Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:28:54pm |
re: #657 lawhawk
They better have brought the beer with 'em.
By the way, I've tried this. . .its not bad, but neither is it anything special for a craft brew.
| 685 |
Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:29:10pm |
re: #649 Occasional Reader
I 'member when a man could just ride his horse into LGF, with a Henry repeating rifle slung to his saddle, and post a comment any durn way he pleased. 'course, that was back before the war.
And we wore onions on our belts, which was the fashion at the time.
| 686 |
lurking faith Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:29:22pm |
| 687 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:29:30pm |
re: #672 Peacekeeper
Yeah! Didn't have none of them fancy fonts, and sissy heart buttons. No monitor lizards to hold our hands neither. A man was free to be a total ass... the way Ghanesh intended.
I was wearing an onion on my belt (which was the style at the time)...
| 688 |
Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:29:48pm |
| 689 |
jwb7605 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:29:53pm |
re: #634 MrSilverDragon
Jeez, no luck here. I only got the ones from my mother. They didn't do anything at all...
| 691 |
yma o hyd Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:29:59pm |
re: #599 doppelganglander
Do you get Fox in Wales? At this stage of the news cycle, it's most likely to show up in the Grapevine section, which is a series of quick hits on assorted topics. Some of them are humorous, others not. This is most assuredly not humorous. If the story gets legs, it may get its own segment, which will probably include a correspondent, comments from Stanley Kurtz, background about CAC, etc. The ultimate, IMHO, is when it's a topic for the All-Stars (a rotating panel that frequently includes Charles Krauthammer, Fred Barnes, Mort Kondrake, Mara Liasson, Juan Williams and others). At that point, it's broken wide open and may easily dominate the news cycle for days.
Can you tell I watch waaaaay too much Brit?
Nope - I personally don't get FOX. I'm still on the old-fashioned free-to-air TV, and refuse to pay good money for effen cable or satellite.
Mostly, I get stuff from the web - faster and easier to switch around to check who is saying what and who is copying whom.
| 692 |
Sgt. Fury Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:30:16pm |
re: #544 Dianna
Well I feel better then and yes she had the extra "n" which I believed was for extra nastiness! As anyone can tell it had to be her and not me. I am a sweetheart...
| 693 |
Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:30:21pm |
re: #668 unrealizedviewpoint
Are you sure about your numbers?
I got them direct from the same firm that does stats for Obama, so they should be pretty accurate.
| 694 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:30:31pm |
re: #685 Silhouette
And we wore onions on our belts, which was the fashion at the time.
GAH! Curse you!
| 696 |
GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:30:48pm |
Let's see if I have all the taboos (for the newbies):
Don't mention "Globular Clusters"
Don't mention Comment #17
Don't ask what "Little Green Footballs" stands for.
Don't poke the dog, he don't take kindly to it.
Anything else?
| 697 |
Outrider Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:30:58pm |
re: #601 Occasional Reader
Are there still any Russian troops there?
/sorry, couldn't resist
No. But we had some Brits here at Ft Stewart awhile back. And I recall some German pilots at Hunter AAF last year. Do they count?
| 698 |
looking closely Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:31:00pm |
re: #667 UFO TOFU
What's a "cockle"?
There is a good explanation in this video at about 31 seconds.
(Not safe for work).
| 699 |
lurking faith Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:31:11pm |
re: #668 unrealizedviewpoint
Are you sure about your numbers?
Good question. After all, 27.6% of all statistics are made up.
| 700 |
BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:31:23pm |
re: #583 newsjunkie_ky
I'm sorry. Prayers on the way.
| 701 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:31:54pm |
... and the upding buttons had bumblebees on 'em! "I got three bees on that last post", you'd say.
| 702 |
Onamesa Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:32:05pm |
re: #595 joncelli
Consider it done!
I live in Las Cruces. More specifically Mesilla. Mountain views during the day and city lights at night,
| 703 |
Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:32:17pm |
re: #696 GreenBear
Don't mention "Globular Clusters"
You can mention them. Just be aware that they were photoshopped.
| 704 |
Dianna Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:32:20pm |
| 705 |
runrabbitrun Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:32:24pm |
re: #583 newsjunkie_ky
Need to ask you all for a favor.
Dog is very sick. It's her heart. She is at the Vet's now. Please say a quick little prayer or send some positive thoughts her way. My way, too. She has been my little constant companion for almost 13 years.
Thanks.
news.
((newsjunkie_ky))
((bestest friend))
Got you covered, stay strong, both of you....
| 706 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:32:46pm |
re: #695 buzzsawmonkey
One of those weird shellfish beloved by inhabitants of the British Isles.
They're not all shellfish. Some of them are very giving.
| 707 |
Peacekeeper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:32:53pm |
re: #701 Occasional Reader
... and the upding buttons had bumblebees on 'em! "I got three bees on that last post", you'd say.
By the Johnson! Those were the days ayup.
| 708 |
Josephine Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:33:05pm |
re: #450 Spenser (with an S)
Does anyone have a general idea what the WCC Mennonite/Quaker dinner for shorty will cost?
I'm so disappointed in the Mennonite church.
| 709 |
joelmichael Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:33:30pm |
I am thrilled to be able to express my views on one of the more interesting and controversial blogs.
| 710 |
Josephine Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:33:44pm |
| 711 |
reine.de.tout Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:34:30pm |
re: #695 buzzsawmonkey
One of those weird shellfish beloved by inhabitants of the British Isles.
"Cockle" is also:
4. a wrinkle; pucker: a cockle in fabric.
5. a small, crisp candy of sugar and flour, bearing a motto.
–verb (used without object)
6. to contract into wrinkles; pucker: This paper cockles easily.
7. to rise in short, irregular waves; ripple: The waves cockled along the shore.
–verb (used with object)
8. to cause to wrinkle, pucker, or ripple: The wind cockled the water.
—Idiom
9. cockles of one's heart, the depths of one's emotions or feelings: The happy family scene warmed the cockles of his heart.
| 713 |
UFO TOFU Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:34:58pm |
| 714 |
newsjunkie_ky Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:35:02pm |
Thanks you all.
I'm lurking and reading. Need to keep my mind off Dog. Vet is calling at 5pm EDT.
| 715 |
redstateredneck Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:35:05pm |
re: #696 GreenBear
Let's see if I have all the taboos (for the newbies):
Don't mention "Globular Clusters"
Don't mention Comment #17
Don't ask what "Little Green Footballs" stands for.
Don't poke the dog, he don't take kindly to it.
Anything else?
Don't feed the trolls.
| 716 |
StinkHammer Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:35:11pm |
re: #40 zombie
Biden makes about 27 gaffes per hour. And, naturally, the media ignores them.
Limbaugh really took Biden to the woodshed today, gaffe-wise. Hysterically devastating.
| 717 |
Outrider Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:35:14pm |
re: #637 Sgt. Fury
Nick or just John. Nice to meet you.
I saw the nic and just in a flash remembered my old Sgt Nick Fury and the Howling Commandos comic books. I had totally forgotten them. ;-)>
| 718 |
reloadingisnotahobby Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:35:18pm |
re: #651 Creeping Eruption
Sounds like a perfect situation for a money laundering idea I had years ago.....To confusing to investigate!
............Ha !just kidding!LOL
........It was last week....................Loader leaving the building!
Welcome all hatchlings!
Prayers, all good thought for you" News"... And your little friend!
| 719 |
snowcrash Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:35:25pm |
re: #709 joelmichael
Why does that comment scare me? Has to be the use of the word "view".
| 720 |
nevergiveup Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:35:26pm |
"CNN is genuinely fair and balanced, says anchor Rick Sanchez. The proof?"
[Link: www.snappedshot.com...]
And he apparently flunked math also.
| 721 |
BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:35:32pm |
re: #685 Silhouette
And we wore onions on our belts, which was the fashion at the time.
And nickles had bumblebees on them - 'give me five bees for a quarter', you'd say...
| 722 |
joncelli Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:35:51pm |
re: #702 Onamesa
God that sounds wonderful. The wife and I are both tired of the East coast and she keeps talking about going to the southwest. We took a tour through Arizona after a couple nights in Vegas and fell in love with it. It's tempting, but we have too many responsibilities here.
| 723 |
yma o hyd Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:35:55pm |
re: #663 Hard Right
Pervert? Card carrying member since 1985.
Phew - thass orlright then - 1985 is pre-historic ...
| 724 |
alegrias Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:35:57pm |
re: #664 musicman
Oh my goodness, you never had a chance to even sample the food. German food is the BEST. Not many German Restaurants around the states can come close to true German cooking.
* * *
Hey! McCain found a great German restaurant in Ohio, while Obama was cheerleading in Berlin, Germany, handing out free Bier & Wurst to Berliners.
| 725 |
eschew_obfuscation Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:36:05pm |
Welcome hatchlings!
The more, the merrier.....might even have some troll for dinner ;~)
| 726 |
Peacekeeper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:36:18pm |
The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few.
| 729 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:36:39pm |
re: #721 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
And nickles had bumblebees on them - 'give me five bees for a quarter', you'd say...
I am so far ahead of you, I've already circled the Earth and passed you again.
| 730 |
debutaunt Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:36:41pm |
re: #518 Peacekeeper
YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL TALK!
-The devastating truth sinks in.
You are saying that it's all just words?
| 731 |
midwestgak Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:36:54pm |
re: #696 GreenBear
Let's see if I have all the taboos (for the newbies):
Don't mention "Globular Clusters"
Don't mention Comment #17
Don't ask what "Little Green Footballs" stands for.
Don't poke the dog, he don't take kindly to it.
Anything else?
No addresses or phone numbers
| 732 |
Cap'n DOC Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:37:28pm |
| 733 |
Onamesa Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:37:59pm |
re: #630 alegrias
I woefully agree with you. We call him the High Plains Drifter.
BTW, He still stinks!
| 734 |
lurking faith Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:38:07pm |
| 735 |
gringotipico Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:38:11pm |
palestinianre: #654 Josephine
Yeah- I even saw a guy wearing one over a "Go Army" t-shirt... He's either the biggest idiot on earth or trying to make some statement that was way too deep for me. But.... he had a pretty sweet mullet so I'm guessing it's the former.
| 736 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:38:12pm |
re: #731 midwestgak
re: #696 GreenBear
Let's see if I have all the taboos (for the newbies):
Don't mention "Globular Clusters"
Don't mention Comment #17
Don't ask what "Little Green Footballs" stands for.
Don't poke the dog, he don't take kindly to it.
Anything else?
No addresses or phone numbers
Try not to stare at Peacekeeper's mole
| 737 |
Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:38:16pm |
re: #731 midwestgak
No addresses or phone numbers
All checks are to made payable to Kragar c/o Kragaristan.
| 738 |
alegrias Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:38:18pm |
re: #566 looking closely
In Hawaii?
* * *
Silly wabbit, he spent TWENTY YEARS speaking Southern in that Chicago church.
Naw, naw, naw is NOT Hawaiian.
| 739 |
Bobblehead Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:38:26pm |
re: #716 StinkHammer
Limbaugh really took Biden to the woodshed today, gaffe-wise. Hysterically devastating.
Especially the "ta dum" drum sound affect every time he played a Biden gaffe.
| 740 |
redstateredneck Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:38:27pm |
re: #713 UFO TOFU
Oh.
So what's it got to do with one's heart?
/I'm so lost...
| 741 |
Josephine Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:38:30pm |
re: #508 Eowyn2
and the rest of us will remember it as celebrate bisexual day (thanks a lot zombie)
LOL.
| 742 |
jorline Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:38:35pm |
Charles, the name of a beer got my #5 deleted? Please advise so I don't make the same mistake twice...thanks
| 745 |
Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:38:50pm |
re: #736 Occasional Reader
re: #696 GreenBear
Try not to stare at Peacekeeper's mole
What mo-OH MY GOD!
| 746 |
musicman Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:38:51pm |
re: #724 alegrias
* * *
Hey! McCain found a great German restaurant in Ohio, while Obama was cheerleading in Berlin, Germany, handing out free Bier & Wurst to Berliners.
Maybe he can go back and continue that job after November 5th. That's about all he is good for...handing stuff out!
| 747 |
lifeofthemind Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:38:55pm |
re: #661 Kenneth
Interesting questions, but I don't think the US will change to a British parliamentary system. As a Canadian, where our system is based on the British model, I can tell you the average citizen has even less input into who our party leaders are. A far smaller percentage of Canadians are members of any party, party power brokers wield much greater control and the media is even more in cahoots with the leftist & liberal parties.
All valid problems. The genuis of the US Constitution, copied partly by our brave friend to the North, is entrenchment of both stability and popular soveriegnty. Stable because the Republican system deliberatly should ensure that popular passions are kept away from the central government. That is why there is an Electoral College instead of direct election and why the Senate was originally elected by state legislatures. Popular soveriegnty is strengthened in theory by having Representatives and those state legislatures accountable directly to the people and not to party bosses who draw up lists of approved candidates.
That end of things has broken down. Local citizens have no control over their party organizations, no control over who runs or is elected to local offices or legislative slots, and no way to prevent a completely unqualified idiot from getting into office. At the same time the weak level of party discipline compared to a more British system means that it is much easier for a demogogue like Obama to interject himself into the system.
| 748 |
Kenneth Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:39:00pm |
re: #727 Geata
"Polar bears resort to cannibalism as Arctic ice shrinks"
Polar bears have always been cannibals. Male polar bears will attack and eat anything. Anything and anyone.
| 750 |
unrealizedviewpoint Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:39:30pm |
re: #696 GreenBear
Let's see if I have all the taboos (for the newbies):
Don't mention "Globular Clusters"
Don't mention Comment #17
Don't ask what "Little Green Footballs" stands for.
Don't poke the dog, he don't take kindly to it.
Anything else?
...and buy a round and clean up your own shells.
| 751 |
Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:39:33pm |
Maybe Obama is from southern Hawaii. And Indonesia is pretty far south, right?
| 752 |
doppelganglander Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:39:34pm |
re: #691 yma o hyd
Nope - I personally don't get FOX. I'm still on the old-fashioned free-to-air TV, and refuse to pay good money for effen cable or satellite.
Mostly, I get stuff from the web - faster and easier to switch around to check who is saying what and who is copying whom.
You're getting much more accurate info on the web, and certainly more different viewpoints. I've gotten to the point where media analysis is a major hobby for me, and a terrible annoyance to my family. As my mom says, "Why can't you just watch TV like other people?"
| 753 |
looking closely Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:39:38pm |
re: #738 alegrias
* * *
Silly wabbit, he spent TWENTY YEARS speaking Southern in that Chicago church.Naw, naw, naw is NOT Hawaiian.
This is not the Hawaiian I know.
| 756 |
BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:40:11pm |
re: #748 Kenneth
"Polar bears resort to cannibalism as Arctic ice shrinks"
Polar bears have always been cannibals. Male polar bears will attack and eat anything. Anything and anyone.
Don't polar bears eat fish? Wouldn't rising sea levels mean more fish?
| 758 |
Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:40:33pm |
re: #748 Kenneth
"Polar bears resort to cannibalism as Arctic ice shrinks"
Polar bears have always been cannibals. Male polar bears will attack and eat anything. Anything and anyone.
| 760 |
jorline Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:40:51pm |
| 761 |
Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:40:54pm |
re: #742 jorline
the name of a beer got my #5 deleted?
I very much doubt that. I've posted lots of names of beers here over the years. For instance, the very interesting, complex Dogfish Head "Palo Santo Marron" I had last night.
| 762 |
Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:40:57pm |
re: #752 doppelganglander
As my mom says, "Why can't you just watch TV like other people?"
I prefer not to have my food pre-chewed, thankyouverymuch.
| 763 |
Cap'n DOC Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:41:03pm |
re: #755 Shug
No, not unless Stinky is tossin' them grenades and coverin' 'em up right quick.
| 765 |
Josephine Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:41:16pm |
re: #536 GulfCoastBamaFan
Ummmm, hey, BamaFan. What's a Bama?
| 766 |
Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:41:36pm |
re: #607 musicman
I was privileged to live in Goeppingen Germany (Cooke Barracks US Army) from August 1974 - August 1977. I absolutely loved it!
Is that near manheim?
| 767 |
Spenser (with an S) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:41:36pm |
Just posted this on my church's "justice blog".
Should church leaders welcome Ahmadinejad?
I would posit "No". Some pacifist Christians have tried to paint this as a modern-day version of Jesus sitting down to eat with the Tax Collectors, etc.. but there's some crucial differences they fail to see. What was Jesus' purpose for doing that? What equivalent action are we as His followers supposed to take? He accepted their invitation of hospitality and took the Truth to them. He wouldn't have backed down or stayed quiet in the presence of evil or given tacit approval to an unrepentant leader who was in the middle of murdering Christ's people and other innocents. Two women in Tehran are due to be stoned to death next week for adultery which is sadly ironic considering what Jesus said about stoning the adulteress. These church "leaders" who are hosting their very expensive party love the cameras and the press they get and the laudatory comments from the world and therefore will not press him on any injustices because that would be gauche and would ruin their relationship. What good is a relationship if it is not to call evil evil and thus bring the Truth to our world? As you can see, I am very bothered by this injustice in the name of ecumenism and peace.
| 768 |
yma o hyd Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:41:36pm |
re: #714 newsjunkie_ky
Thanks you all.
I'm lurking and reading. Need to keep my mind off Dog. Vet is calling at 5pm EDT.
Hang in there - waiting is difficult, but she's well looked after!
{news}
{news' bestest friend}
| 769 |
Onamesa Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:41:40pm |
re: #642 lurking faith
Yep and we're steady picking and roasting them. Heck, you can buy a case of chiles at Walmart (or any supermarket), walk outside and they will roast them for you free of charge. Smells great too.
| 770 |
BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:41:41pm |
re: #751 Silhouette
Maybe Obama is from southern Hawaii. And Indonesia is pretty far south, right?
Equatorial - just like Kenya
| 771 |
Dianna Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:41:45pm |
re: #756 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
Don't polar bears eat fish? Wouldn't rising sea levels mean more fish?
Seals, each other, and they make the occasional attempt on visiting submarines.
| 772 |
midwestgak Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:41:45pm |
re: #737 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
All checks are to made payable to Kragar c/o Kragaristan.
I have a $50,000 check made out to Kragar. If you will please send me $10,000 in cash I will forward the check to you and you can keep the balance.
| 773 |
jorline Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:41:52pm |
re: #761 Occasional Reader
I very much doubt that. I've posted lots of names of beers here over the years. For instance, the very interesting, complex Dogfish Head "Palo Santo Marron" I had last night.
lol...deleted
| 774 |
Shug Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:42:04pm |
re: #772 midwestgak
I have a $50,000 check made out to Kragar. If you will please send me $10,000 in cash I will forward the check to you and you can keep the balance.
mugu !
| 775 |
Cap'n DOC Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:42:24pm |
re: #760 jorline
Hell, I don't know, Jorline! I just thought I'd crack wise and take a stab at it.
| 776 |
Eowyn2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:42:25pm |
| 777 |
Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:42:43pm |
| 778 |
irish rose Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:42:54pm |
Welcome, hatchlings!
I anticipate a lively evening of highly animated discussion.
Good thing, too. I've just completed two nearly back-to-back 10 hours shifts, and I'm in the mood for some roasted buttock.
| 779 |
right_wing2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:42:54pm |
Welcome hatchlings! If you're bringing drinks, I'll take an Irish Whiskey, neat.
| 780 |
Charles Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:42:55pm |
re: #742 jorline
Charles, the name of a beer got my #5 deleted? Please advise so I don't make the same mistake twice...thanks
Wasn't the beer - you quoted a firsty.
| 781 |
Oriculum Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:42:58pm |
re: #690 Dianna
Born in San Francisco, now living in LA. Up to my ears in liberals, so this is a very welcome respite.
| 782 |
Peacekeeper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:43:21pm |
Dear Advertisers, I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to hear on television again. Number one: bra. Number two: horny. Number three: family jewels."
| 783 |
BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:43:25pm |
re: #761 Occasional Reader
I
very much doubt that. I've posted lots of names of beers here over the
years. For instance, the very interesting, complex Dogfish Head "Palo
Santo Marron" I had last night.
Maybe the beer was so bad that it should not be named?
| 784 |
lifeofthemind Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:43:57pm |
re: #696 GreenBear
Let's see if I have all the taboos (for the newbies):
Don't mention "Globular Clusters"
Don't mention Comment #17
Don't ask what "Little Green Footballs" stands for.
Don't poke the dog, he don't take kindly to it.
Anything else?
Do not advocate violence
Do not discuss the merits of abortion
| 786 |
Peacekeeper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:44:11pm |
re: #773 jorline
Just don't set him off on Brazilian models...
| 787 |
Buck Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:44:16pm |
re: #772 midwestgak
I have a $50,000 check made out to Kragar. If you will please send me $10,000 in cash I will forward the check to you and you can keep the balance.
Kragar, make sure the check clears that Nigerian Bank....
| 788 |
Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:44:19pm |
re: #772 midwestgak
I have a $50,000 check made out to Kragar. If you will please send me $10,000 in cash I will forward the check to you and you can keep the balance.
Not a problem, $10,000 Kragaristani Sheckels are on their way as we speak
| 789 |
jcm Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:44:32pm |
Oh, for F*&$s sake!
I've been involved in two cases like this as a firefighter.
The court documents allege "witnesses observed that the Medic One personnel appeared overwhelmed by the situation, and they did not know what medical devices to use on Devan."The documents also state the medics did not get the boy to the hospital fast enough, and even contend the ambulance drove too slowly.
The 911 operators on duty "negligently canceled" a helicopter airlift, the family alleges, and the county's medics and 911 staff are not properly trained.
Were this occurred the Medics are full time professional, the FD would be volunteer, my first volunteer FD was just north of these guys.
We used to call situations like this assholes and elbows. All a bystanders sees is the asses and elbows of the rescue effort. It's controlled chaos, and unless you've been there it looks like pure chaos.
| 790 |
Shug Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:44:40pm |
jorline, if you mentioned coors lite then you should be banned for mentioning bad beer
| 791 |
irish rose Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:44:42pm |
re: #780 Charles
Wasn't the beer - you quoted a firsty.
And Charles really means business with that "firsty" thing :).
| 792 |
BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:44:48pm |
| 793 |
Cap'n DOC Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:44:48pm |
re: #783 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
LOL. I wouldn't cast any aspersions with a NIC like yours.
| 794 |
UFO TOFU Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:44:51pm |
re: #756 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
Wouldn't rising sea levels mean more fish?
No, they're just easier to reach.
| 795 |
Joe Six Pack Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:44:52pm |
re: #583 newsjunkie_ky
Need to ask you all for a favor.
Dog is very sick. It's her heart. She is at the Vet's now. Please say a quick little prayer or send some positive thoughts her way. My way, too. She has been my little constant companion for almost 13 years.
Thanks.
news.
Done here also. I'd also suggest reading Mark Levin's book "Rescuing Sprite", about his dog and having to make the decision to put him down. It was a very moving read.
| 796 |
GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:44:58pm |
re: #686 lurking faith
Not sure, but you can wheel them in a barrow (alive alive-o).
Wow. We singin' sea shanties?! Let's sing McIntire (the Old Dung Cow) and then Barret's Privateers, and the Pirate Song.
| 797 |
lurking faith Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:45:41pm |
| 798 |
redstateredneck Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:45:41pm |
re: #765 Josephine
Ummmm, hey, BamaFan. What's a Bama?
I would assume the University of Alabama.
Roll, tide...
| 799 |
Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:45:51pm |
re: #782 Peacekeeper
Heheheheh. You said "number two." heheheh
| 800 |
yma o hyd Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:46:05pm |
re: #752 doppelganglander
You're getting much more accurate info on the web, and certainly more different viewpoints. I've gotten to the point where media analysis is a major hobby for me, and a terrible annoyance to my family. As my mom says, "Why can't you just watch TV like other people?"
Exactly!
I love it when my sister goes 'whaaaa?'
Being on LGF helps greatly in that info-gathering skill, though!
| 802 |
jorline Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:46:28pm |
re: #780 Charles
Wasn't the beer - you quoted a firsty.
Got me on the old quote trick...got it Charles. I actually thought Racer got away with that one by wording it the way he did.
Thanks...in that case I'm going to have a cold Dos XX's
| 804 |
jcm Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:46:39pm |
re: #715 redstateredneck
Don't feed the trolls.
The terrible secret of LGF has been uncovered!
I may get banned for this....
It's Charles method for tracking his minions....
Location-based geocasting and forwarding (LGF) routing protocol
| 805 |
J.S. Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:47:05pm |
re: #720 nevergiveup
Sanchez is the same goofus who had on some Mennonites (the one's who are also so anxious to honour the Iranian hitlerite.) It's just par for the course for CNN...
(from the website Joo-Tube)
"Ronald S. Lauder, president of the World Jewish Congress, said: 'These organizations, who present themselves as altruistic and who have global influence, are promoting the world's foremost supporter of terrorism and an egregious violator of human rights. It was Ahmadinejad who held the first-ever state-sponsored international conference of Holocaust deniers. It is Ahmadinejad who is posing a threat to the United States and to Europe, and who has repeatedly called for the annihilation of Israel. It is Ahmadinejad who is defying the United Nations Charter with his mistreatment of minorities and women, and violates the UN Genocide Convention by threatening the destruction of another member state. It is Ahmadinejad who is steadfastly ignoring UN Security Council resolutions and who continually lies to the International Atomic Energy Agency about the real intentions of his nuclear program, endangering not only his neighbors in the Middle East but the entire world. Such a man cannot be a partner for peace and inter-faith dialogue.'
Lauder added: 'These groups, who claim to hold up values such as peace and mutual understanding, make a mockery of themselves by shamelessly providing a cruel dictator and racist with a platform for his invective. There is no purpose in dignifying him. The World Council of Churches, the Quakers and the other sponsors of the event in New York have a long and distressing record of demonizing Israel. With their bow to Ahmadinejad, they have brazenly chosen a racist dictator as their friend."
| 806 |
Peacekeeper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:47:07pm |
| 807 |
Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:47:08pm |
re: #803 ploome hineni
...........I missed the open registration
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Maybe you can get in next time.
| 808 |
Cap'n DOC Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:47:17pm |
re: #796 GreenBear
Let's not. BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey can't carry a tune in a bucket.
| 809 |
Wishing Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:47:26pm |
re: #714 newsjunkie_ky
Thanks you all.
I'm lurking and reading. Need to keep my mind off Dog. Vet is calling at 5pm EDT.
Am praying all is well....
| 810 |
redstateredneck Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:47:36pm |
| 811 |
doppelganglander Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:47:46pm |
re: #762 Silhouette
I prefer not to have my food pre-chewed, thankyouverymuch.
LOL. My mom is awesome, actually. She's 79 and nobody's fool. Last night she asked me what I thought of Sarah Palin (she approves, of course). Usually I'm the one who brings up politics and she teases me about having been a teenage Democrat.
| 812 |
Cap'n DOC Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:47:52pm |
re: #802 jorline
Racer lost his Spandex on that one as well.
| 814 |
BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:48:05pm |
What album should I listen to now? Taking any suggestions - I'm in a classic rock mood.
| 815 |
GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:48:06pm |
re: #736 Occasional Reader
re: #696 GreenBear
Try not to stare at Peacekeeper's mole
And don't make fun of the way Zombie drags that one leg.
| 816 |
right_wing2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:48:07pm |
re: #583 newsjunkie_ky
Need to ask you all for a favor.
Dog is very sick. It's her heart. She is at the Vet's now. Please say a quick little prayer or send some positive thoughts her way. My way, too. She has been my little constant companion for almost 13 years.
Thanks.
news.
Done. I know what it's like to worry about a 4 legged friend like that.
| 818 |
Outrider Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:48:24pm |
re: #685 Silhouette
And we wore onions on our belts, which was the fashion at the time.
And had to walk ten miles just to post a comment. In deep snow. Uphill. Both coming and going. Through hordes of flaming liberals.
| 819 |
Who Watches the Watchmen? Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:48:37pm |
re: #783 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
Maybe the beer was so bad that it should not be named?
Ah, yes...Comment 17 Lager. Not ordered by name where Lizards congregate.
| 820 |
eschew_obfuscation Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:48:37pm |
re: #782 Peacekeeper
Dear Advertisers, I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to hear on television again. Number one: bra. Number two: horny. Number three: family jewels."
I suppose sitting naked in separate bath tubs on a dock and staring into the sunset is out too?
| 822 |
redstateredneck Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:49:15pm |
re: #804 jcm
The terrible secret of LGF has been uncovered!
I may get banned for this....
It's Charles method for tracking his minions....
Location-based geocasting and forwarding (LGF) routing protocol
It's still a secret; means nothing to me!
| 824 |
midwestgak Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:49:22pm |
re: #791 irish rose
And Charles really means business with that "firsty" thing :).
Please enlighten. What is a firsty?
| 825 |
Peacekeeper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:49:36pm |
re: #820 eschew_obfuscation
I suppose sitting naked in separate bath tubs on a dock and staring into the sunset is out too?
Damn skippy!
| 826 |
Russkilitlover Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:49:37pm |
Afternoon, all! Been too busy today to do anything other than an occasional lurk. Now I just made a bowl of fresh guacamole and can kick back for a while. What's everyone talking about?
| 828 |
Dianna Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:49:58pm |
| 829 |
lurking faith Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:50:11pm |
re: #769 Onamesa
I can smell it now...
Around here, they pretty much only come in little bitty cans.
| 830 |
right_wing2 Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:50:17pm |
re: #823 West Coast Freedom
It's not my trigger finger the Obamessiah would be seeing...
| 831 |
GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:50:22pm |
re: #821 buzzsawmonkey
What shall we do with a moonbat poster
What shall we do with a moonbat poster
What shall we do with a moonbat poster
Early in the morning?Fact-check his ass and demand some linkies
Fact-check his ass and demand some linkies
Fact-check his ass and demand some linkies
Early in the morning!Hooray! his hackles' rising
Hooray! his hackles' rising
Hooray! his hackles' rising
Early in then morning!
Very nice. Do you know the Martin Mull classic "A**holes Rule the Navy"?
| 832 |
Outrider Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:50:28pm |
re: #709 joelmichael
I am thrilled to be able to express my views on one of the more interesting and controversial blogs.
We're controversial? Who knew?
| 833 |
jamgarr Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:50:31pm |
re: #826 Russkilitlover
Afternoon, all! Been too busy today to do anything other than an occasional lurk. Now I just made a bowl of fresh guacamole and can kick back for a while. What's everyone talking about?
Channeling Granpa Simpson
| 834 |
SummerSong Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:50:32pm |
re: #193 arethusa
I got in last week after only two weeks of reading the site. Is that some kind of record?
Ugh. I took me several years to catch an open registration.
| 836 |
scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:50:49pm |
| 837 |
jcm Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:50:55pm |
Nickelsville in Seattle. Nickels is the moron mayor. You've got to see the pic.
How many meals would 150 pink tents buy?
| 839 |
Peacekeeper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:51:07pm |
"Make me proud, or at least less ashamed."
| 840 |
LGoPs Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:51:07pm |
I'm honored to be here.....little bit intimidating. Just hope I can live up to Lizard standards. Thanks for the opportunity Charles.
| 841 |
Dianna Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:51:09pm |
re: #814 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
What album should I listen to now? Taking any suggestions - I'm in a classic rock mood.
A Night at the Opera. If it's not classic rock, it ought to be.
I miss Freddie.
| 842 |
Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:51:15pm |
re: #814 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
What album should I listen to now? Taking any suggestions - I'm in a classic rock mood.
Thin Lizzy or Golden Earring
| 843 |
jorline Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:51:16pm |
| 844 |
beblebrox Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:51:19pm |
re: #814 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
What album should I listen to now? Taking any suggestions - I'm in a classic rock mood.
Led Zepplin 2. Some of the best blues riffs out there.
| 846 |
redstateredneck Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:51:30pm |
re: #814 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
Traffic - John Barleycorn Must Die.
| 847 |
yma o hyd Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:51:30pm |
re: #818 Outrider
And had to walk ten miles just to post a comment. In deep snow. Uphill. Both coming and going. Through hordes of flaming liberals.
Why - since they were flaming, they must have kept you warm, no?
| 848 |
Cap'n DOC Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:52:07pm |
re: #836 scottishbuzzsaw
I'm wondering how many socks we'll find in the garbage can by this time tomorrow.
| 849 |
redstateredneck Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:52:18pm |
re: #820 eschew_obfuscation
I suppose sitting naked in separate bath tubs on a dock and staring into the sunset is out too?
What is up with that?
| 850 |
Shug Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:52:18pm |
re: #824 midwestgak
Please enlighten. What is a firsty?
Much you have to learn , young jedi.
Look at the top
Posts that contain phone numbers, addresses, or other personal information will also be deleted, as will posts that consist only of a variation on the word, "First!"
| 851 |
Russkilitlover Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:52:19pm |
re: #583 newsjunkie_ky
Need to ask you all for a favor.
Dog is very sick. It's her heart. She is at the Vet's now. Please say a quick little prayer or send some positive thoughts her way. My way, too. She has been my little constant companion for almost 13 years.
Thanks.
news.
Prayers to both of you. How awful.
| 852 |
Ben Hur Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:52:19pm |
Don't forget to register for your share of the Jew Tax.
| 854 |
irish rose Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:52:42pm |
re: #796 GreenBear
Wow. We singin' sea shanties?! Let's sing McIntire (the Old Dung Cow) and then Barret's Privateers, and the Pirate Song.
OK that's it.
I'm breaking out my accordion.
| 855 |
BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:52:46pm |
re: #819 Who Watches the Watchmen?
Ah, yes...Comment 17 Lager. Not ordered by name where Lizards congregate.
I know what my next homebrew will be named!
| 856 |
lifeofthemind Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:52:48pm |
Charles, perhaps a set of the Rules as one of the toggle links would help hatchlings?
| 857 |
jamgarr Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:52:58pm |
re: #846 redstateredneck
Traffic - John Barleycorn Must Die.
Is that the one with Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys?
| 858 |
alien_mind Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:53:04pm |
re: #89 vxbush
Greetings to you and all the new lizards. Several are from northern Illinois. We need a lizard group there.
another chicagoland lizard here.
| 859 |
Creeping Eruption Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:53:15pm |
re: #814 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
What album should I listen to now? Taking any suggestions - I'm in a classic rock mood.
Allman Brothers at the Fillmore East
| 860 |
Bobblehead Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:53:20pm |
An 80%er meets an 80%er. Gov. Palin is looking very (Vice)Presidential.
| 861 |
funky chicken Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:53:26pm |
re: #14 Racer X
Write your congressman and tell them what you think of them sneakily adding student loans and car loans into the financial bailout package.
Deny socialism in America!
What the hell? Hey, if they want to "buy" my student and car loan, more power to them, I guess. Of course I actually pay mine faithfully and on time. I guess I'm just a damned sucker, huh?
GRRRRRRR
| 863 |
Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:53:54pm |
re: #856 lifeofthemind
Charles, perhaps a set of the Rules as one of the toggle links would help hatchlings?
Knowledge of the rules is grounds for summary execution.
/Paranoia
| 864 |
OldLineTexan Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:54:02pm |
re: #837 jcm
Nickelsville in Seattle. Nickels is the moron mayor. You've got to see the pic.
How many meals would 150 pink tents buy?
A field of hemorrhoids.
How nice.
| 865 |
Dianna Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:54:04pm |
| 866 |
Shug Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:54:16pm |
re: #856 lifeofthemind
Charles, perhaps a set of the Rules as one of the toggle links would help hatchlings?
I think natural selection dictates that those hatchlings who can't figure it out, are doomed to extinction.
/ unless you're a new earth creationist
| 867 |
scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:54:21pm |
re: #848 Cap'n DOC
I'm wondering how many socks we'll find in the garbage can by this time tomorrow.
With 267 to work with, probably a few...
| 868 |
Onamesa Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:54:22pm |
re: #722 joncelli
Joncelli,
We moved from Chadds Ford, PA. My husband fell in love with Las Cruces. We sold the house, one child came with us and within one year our son followed. We bought a hacienda and I really love it here. Slower pace. Goodbye rat race. Plus, they are opening an authentic Irish Pub nearby tomorrow that has Paddy's, Black Bush, Single Malts (Irish and Scotch) and every Irish beer on tap that you can imagine. Woowee.
Life doesn't get any better!
| 869 |
Russkilitlover Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:54:24pm |
re: #836 scottishbuzzsaw
The possibility of fresh gamey buttocks...
Over 800 on this thread - an open thread, no less - and STILL no gamey buttocks?
| 870 |
Cap'n DOC Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:54:25pm |
re: #856 lifeofthemind
Methinks the best approach is to not let on there are any rules.
/I like the sound of a ClueBat hitting home - any time.
| 872 |
eschew_obfuscation Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:55:10pm |
re: #849 redstateredneck
What is up with that?
Cialis commercials......see also...sitting naked in separate bath tubs in a flowery meadow at sundown.
I'm really unclear on how that would induce anyone to buy the product....
| 873 |
funky chicken Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:55:10pm |
Oh, and lizards, please check out pumapac, and this post in particular. Very impressive:
[Link: blog.pumapac.org...]
| 874 |
yma o hyd Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:55:15pm |
re: #860 Bobblehead
An 80%er meets an 80%er. Gov. Palin is looking very (Vice)Presidential.
Nice piccie!
| 875 |
Who Watches the Watchmen? Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:55:23pm |
re: #857 jamgarr
Is that the one with Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys?
No, that would be Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys.
| 876 |
wolfie Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:55:30pm |
re: #826 Russkilitlover
Afternoon, all! Been too busy today to do anything other than an occasional lurk. Now I just made a bowl of fresh guacamole and can kick back for a while. What's everyone talking about?
I want some. Bad.
Guacamole, I mean.
Really bad.
I'd ask for some, but it would be rude.
| 877 |
GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:55:31pm |
re: #838 buzzsawmonkey
No, never run across that one.
Truth be told, MM just sang it, I'm not sure he wrote it but here: Link
Another good one You Can't be a Pirate with All of Your Parts
| 878 |
lurking faith Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:55:32pm |
| 879 |
Peacekeeper Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:55:33pm |
re: #856 lifeofthemind
Charles, perhaps a set of the Rules as one of the toggle links would help hatchlings?
No more! We drew the line at the "I have to go to the bathroom toggle" fiasco.
| 880 |
jamgarr Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:55:33pm |
re: #869 Russkilitlover
Over 800 on this thread - an open thread, no less - and STILL no gamey buttocks?
They're keeping their powder dry until the Dinnerjacket thread
| 881 |
Creeping Eruption Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:55:34pm |
re: #869 Russkilitlover
Over 800 on this thread - an open thread, no less - and STILL no gamey buttocks?
Too early in the day. Grade school has not yet let out for all of the Kos kiddies.
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Dianna Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:55:48pm |
re: #849 redstateredneck
What is up with that?
There are, I understand, places in Napa and Sonoma where you can do that. It's supposed to be both excitingly exhibitionist and private.
Do not ask me. I don't quite get it, either.
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unrealizedviewpoint Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:55:50pm |
re: #860 Bobblehead
An 80%er meets an 80%er. Gov. Palin is looking very (Vice)Presidential.
Someone please splain me the differing numbers with regard to Palin's approval. Is it 65% or 80%.
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WrathofG-d Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:55:58pm |
re: #852 Ben Hur
How is that going to be offset this upcoming year (5769) by the LGF Zionist Check?
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Russkilitlover Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:55:59pm |
re: #814 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
What album should I listen to now? Taking any suggestions - I'm in a classic rock mood.
Deep Purple.
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Shug Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:56:01pm |
re: #872 eschew_obfuscation
Cialis commercials......see also...sitting naked in separate bath tubs in a flowery meadow at sundown.
I'm really unclear on how that would induce anyone to buy the product....
After moving the bathtubs all the way up the hill, then carrying all that water, I'd be too tired for sex
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Josephine Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:56:19pm |
re: #735 gringotipico
palestinian
Yeah- I even saw a guy wearing one over a "Go Army" t-shirt... He's either the biggest idiot on earth or trying to make some statement that was way too deep for me. But.... he had a pretty sweet mullet so I'm guessing it's the former.
I think my head would have exploded.
I'm a non-violent person by nature but I secretly want to smack anyone I see wearing a terrorist scarf. Smack or lecture sternly. But I'm afraid my head will explode so I just walk on by and fume about the stupidity and racism in our world.
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Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:56:26pm |
re: #857 jamgarr
Is that the one with Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys?
There's no reason to drag Dirk Diggler into this.
(Where the heck is Dirk, anyway?)
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eschew_obfuscation Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:56:39pm |
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redstateredneck Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:56:40pm |
re: #857 jamgarr
Is that the one with Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys?
"Glad" (Winwood) 6:59
"Freedom Rider" (Winwood/Capaldi) 5:35
"Empty Pages" (Winwood/Capaldi) 4:47
"Stranger To Himself" (Winwood/Capaldi) 4:02
"John Barleycorn" (traditional-arr. Winwood) 6:20
"Every Mother's Son" (Winwood/Capaldi) 7:05
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newsjunkie_ky Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:56:44pm |
re: #768 yma o hyd
Hang in there - waiting is difficult, but she's well looked after!
{news}
{news' bestest friend}
Thanks.
And thanks to all of you all.
Make fun of 0bamalama and plugs some more for me.
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Shug Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:56:45pm |
re: #814 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
What album should I listen to now? Taking any suggestions - I'm in a classic rock mood.
what's an album ?
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OldLineTexan Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:56:52pm |
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Russkilitlover Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:57:04pm |
re: #880 jamgarr
They're keeping their powder dry until the Dinnerjacket thread
Oh, dear. I forgot that that little twerp is actually here and will be given the floor for his nonsense.
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HoosierHoops Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:57:10pm |
re: #696 GreenBear
Let's see if I have all the taboos (for the newbies):
Don't mention "Globular Clusters"
Don't mention Comment #17
Don't ask what "Little Green Footballs" stands for.
Don't poke the dog, he don't take kindly to it.
Anything else?
Sure.. When posting on an ID thread always make sure to tell Charles that you want the topic changed..
2. When Mandy comes on-line try to be the first one to tell her to piss up a rope..for some reason she likes that..
3. If you are the first one on a thread..It's a tradition to post 'First!'
/you get extra lizard points for that...
4. If you can't make sense..It's better to just resort to flaming lizards..
/ Jorline makes a mean flaming Lizard dish
5. Don't forget..If you got a problem..It's always the joos that caused it.
6. Posting while drunk is a privilege not a right..
I think those are the major points..anyone else?
oh yea..this '/' means you really frigging mean it..
/See?
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BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:57:23pm |
re: #846 redstateredneck
Traffic - John Barleycorn Must Die.
Good call - putting it (well, Traffic's Greatest Hits vol. 2) on right now.
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Bobblehead Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:57:35pm |
re: #883 unrealizedviewpoint
Someone please splain me the differing numbers with regard to Palin's approval. Is it 65% or 80%.
I don't know. I'll take the 80% though.
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Izzy Dunne Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:57:43pm |
re: #854 irish rose
OK that's it.
I'm breaking out my accordion.
Q: What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you take out a knife and cut up the accordion.
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lurking faith Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:57:46pm |
re: #821 buzzsawmonkey
What shall we do with a moonbat poster
What shall we do with a moonbat poster
What shall we do with a moonbat poster
Early in the morning?Fact-check his ass and demand some linkies
Fact-check his ass and demand some linkies
Fact-check his ass and demand some linkies
Early in the morning!Hooray! his hackles' rising
Hooray! his hackles' rising
Hooray! his hackles' rising
Early in then morning!
Next verse!
Tie him up in knots with a rope of logic
Tie him up in knots with a rope of logic
Tie him up in knots with a rope of logic
Early in the morning!
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WrathofG-d Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:57:48pm |
re: #887 Josephine
I usually point, and state loudly "Hey look, that guy is wearing a Terrorist Scarf!"
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Silhouette Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:58:11pm |
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scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:58:38pm |
re: #869 Russkilitlover
Over 800 on this thread - an open thread, no less - and STILL no gamey buttocks?
Give it time...they're marinating.
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eschew_obfuscation Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:58:42pm |
re: #886 Shug
After moving the bathtubs all the way up the hill, then carrying all that water, I'd be too tired for sex
I know I was sure tired after I built that dock!......Honey!....Where'd you go?
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doppelganglander Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:58:49pm |
re: #841 Dianna
A Night at the Opera. If it's not classic rock, it ought to be.
I miss Freddie.
Good choice. There's an excellent VH1 program on the making of that album. I learned that Freddie could sing something precisely the same, take after take, enabling them to layer the vocals to get that amazing sound. What a voice.
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lifeofthemind Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:58:53pm |
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GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:58:57pm |
re: #854 irish rose
OK that's it.
I'm breaking out my accordion.
Good G-d man, we have to deal with Barry, haven't we suffered enough?!
Now, if you were to drag out the wee bagpipes, maybe we could talk...
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redstateredneck Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:59:07pm |
re: #872 eschew_obfuscation
Cialis commercials......see also...sitting naked in separate bath tubs in a flowery meadow at sundown.
I'm really unclear on how that would induce anyone to buy the product....
I know that, I just don't understand about the bathtubs. Is that some kind of weirod foreplay?
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Russkilitlover Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:59:25pm |
re: #876 wolfie
I want some. Bad.
Guacamole, I mean.
Really bad.
I'd ask for some, but it would be rude.
If you can get over here in the next 15 mins, you're welcome! I still have four more avocados.
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midwestgak Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:59:25pm |
re: #814 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
What album should I listen to now? Taking any suggestions - I'm in a classic rock mood.
Uriah Heep
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OldLineTexan Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:59:39pm |
re: #882 Dianna
There are, I understand, places in Napa and Sonoma where you can do that. It's supposed to be both excitingly exhibitionist and private.
Do not ask me. I don't quite get it, either.
So it's possibly a real-world reference.
Thank you. The concept of that ad has been driving me crazy; now it makes a infinitesimal bit of sense...
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Outrider Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:59:41pm |
re: #847 yma o hyd
Why - since they were flaming, they must have kept you warm, no?
Liberals have always kept me warm in a manner of speaking.
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Josephine Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:59:48pm |
re: #767 Spenser (with an S)
Just posted this on my church's "justice blog".
Justice blog or Social Justice blog?
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Dianna Tue, Sep 23, 2008 12:59:55pm |
re: #889 eschew_obfuscation
Low Spark of High Heeled Boys....
Traffic and Steve Winwood are huge favorites of mine. I admit, though, that I sometimes listen to Traffic and wonder if there's something wrong with me, because some of it sounds like they were completely stoned.
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UFO TOFU Tue, Sep 23, 2008 1:00:05pm |
re: #886 Shug
After moving the bathtubs all the way up the hill, then carrying all that water, I'd be too tired for sex
Isn't that what the Cialis is for?
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jcm Tue, Sep 23, 2008 1:00:05pm |
re: #872 eschew_obfuscation
Cialis commercials......see also...sitting naked in separate bath tubs in a flowery meadow at sundown.
I'm really unclear on how that would induce anyone to buy the product....
Cast iron tubs are heavy, have to drag them to the meadow.
Boil 150 gallons of water, haul it to the meadow.
Moving cows to the upper pasture, don't want the cows sticking their slobbering nose in the tub.
Clear the path to the tub of cow pies.
Since I so hot, sweaty, and smell like cow pies from all the work need to shower first.
Get to tubs....
Water's gone cold.
Fuggitaboutit.
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unrealizedviewpoint Tue, Sep 23, 2008 1:00:52pm |
re: #898 Bobblehead
I don't know. I'll take the 80% though.
donks silent on this. not so dumb sometimes.
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Dianna Tue, Sep 23, 2008 1:01:09pm |
re: #893 OldLineTexan
Indeed, an excellent choice.
Now, a little Al Stewart...
Which album? I'm presently playing Gillian Welch's Revival, and don't want to interrupt.
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eschew_obfuscation Tue, Sep 23, 2008 1:01:51pm |
re: #908 redstateredneck
I know that, I just don't understand about the bathtubs. Is that some kind of weirod foreplay?
I think that's above my pay grade ;~)
(I took that thing an hour ago......it's gettin' cold in here.....I'll let you know when it breaks the surface)
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scottishbuzzsaw Tue, Sep 23, 2008 1:01:52pm |
re: #907 GreenBear
Good G-d man, we have to deal with Barry, haven't we suffered enough?!
Now, if you were to drag out the wee bagpipes, maybe we could talk...
Some bagpipes for you...
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debutaunt Tue, Sep 23, 2008 1:02:08pm |
re: #685 Silhouette
And we wore onions on our belts, which was the fashion at the time.
I love that story!
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GreenBear Tue, Sep 23, 2008 1:02:20pm |
re: #895 HoosierHoops
Sure.. When posting on an ID thread always make sure to tell Charles that you want the topic changed..
2. When Mandy comes on-line try to be the first one to tell her to piss up a rope..for some reason she likes that..
3. If you are the first one on a thread..It's a tradition to post 'First!'
/you get extra lizard points for that...
4. If you can't make sense..It's better to just resort to flaming lizards..
/ Jorline makes a mean flaming Lizard dish
5. Don't forget..If you got a problem..It's always the joos that caused it.
6. Posting while drunk is a privilege not a right..
I think those are the major points..anyone else?
oh yea..this '/' means you really frigging mean it..
/See?
Got some free time since you got that report done, huh? :)
Of course, if they go into the lounge, the drinkin' starts and the rules fly out the window. We have some real interesting discussions in there...
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wolfie Tue, Sep 23, 2008 1:02:35pm |
re: #909 Russkilitlover
If you can get over here in the next 15 mins, you're welcome! I still have four more avocados.
Er, I don't suppose you live in southwest Virginia ?!
But thanks anyway! :D
Boy. I have really got a craving for guacamole now, though.
Funny how that works.
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Occasional Reader Tue, Sep 23, 2008 1:02:44pm |
re: #814 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
What album should I listen to now? Taking any suggestions - I'm in a classic rock mood.
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Perplexed Tue, Sep 23, 2008 1:02:47pm |
re: #664 musicman
Oh my goodness, you never had a chance to even sample the food. German food is the BEST. Not many German Restaurants around the states can come close to true German cooking.
When in Mn try out the German eateries in New Ulm (home of Herman the German).
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Josephine Tue, Sep 23, 2008 1:02:53pm |