I was commenting on this before commenting on it was cool!

As mentioned in the previous thread, this interview [cough cough] could have been scripted by Tehran. Utter softball bullshit.

Hola?

Hi!

Sitting across from each other, the same thought must have been on each of their minds

"What a fuckin' goof THIS guy is "

Where is everybody?

re: #2 Occasional Reader

did you really think larry would grow a set? i think his gonads shriveled 2 wives ago.

Is the little jerk wearing suspenders?

re: #5 sattv4u2

Sitting across from each other, the same thought must have been on each of their minds

"What a fuckin' goof THIS guy is "

LOL!

re: #8 gibsonz

Is the little jerk wearing suspenders?

which one?

It's "time for culture and reason instead of atomic bombs", says Members Only. I'm sure Larry will call him on his threats against Israel, Qods Force operating in Iraq, etc., right? And then the Tooth Fairy will drop by.

King- "Would you meet Palin? You and Palin have something in common- you were both Mayors".

There are no words.

Is there supposed to be a link to this or am I just goin' nuts?

Finally i understand..whew..
It's all the fault of the United States...
Maybe i was confused

Larry "The Fossil" at his best.

He says this is the time for culture and reason.

By culture I guess he means beating women who don't conform to a ridiculous dress code. And by reason he must mean believing there are no gay people in Iran, except for the ones they hang from cranes.

He really is nuts.

So if Mahmoud could be any animal, which one would he pick?

"You were a mayor ... so what do you think of Sarah Palin?"

Look of total incomprehension.

Has Shortshit figured out that Larry is Jewish yet?

Oh yeah, my 1,000th post. Finally. Yeah!

re: #12 opinionated

King- "Would you meet Palin? You and Palin have something in common- you were both Mayors".

There are no words.

And then they shared a warm chuckle! Saw that, right?

I couldn't watch, as I don't know which of the two I find more repulsive.

Considering Larry's many bankruptcies, did he hit Hitler Jr. up for a loan or investment advice?

re: #18 Charles

"You were a mayor ... so what do you think of Sarah Palin?"

Look of total incomprehension.

Thats Larry's usual look!

Oh ,, wait ,, you were talking about DinnerJacket ,, nevermind

Larry King is so bad, it's embarrassing.

re: #10 sattv4u2

The ugly one...///

re: #23 guest77

Larry King is so bad, it's embarrassing.

And he's paid millions for this. The mind reels. Millions.

re: #24 gibsonz

The ugly one...///

that doesn't narrow it down any

I'm not able to watch, what kind of questions is King asking?

/I have a question- why the hell is this America hating, Israel/Jewish people hating, terrorist loving S.O.B. being given a platform on national television in this country? >:(

re: #19 semper gumbi

Has Shortshit figured out that Larry is Jewish yet?

Oh yeah, my 1,000th post. Finally. Yeah!

wtg semp

I feel good about one thing.. I won't need to watch Larry King for another 5 years...I forgot how bad a show he has...

re: #16 Sizzlack

He says this is the time for culture and reason.

By culture I guess he means beating women who don't conform to a ridiculous dress code. And by reason he must mean believing there are no gay people in Iran, except for the ones they hang from cranes.

He really is nuts.

Yaar, what so bad is that so much of the world accepts their whale-sh#t at face value. Something that even a child can see through. To watch the world perform mental gymnastics to satisfy insanity is insanity.
/huh?

Who's going to wade over to the Kos/DU fever swamps to report on their gushing admiration of Ahmadinejad?

Larry King was the Miami Dolphins' color analyst back in the day.

Not sure what to make of his career trajectory, although now he's well compensated.

Is he just asking questions, or is he getting a translation of the answers.

Achi is totally bullshitting Larry and he just sits there.

And through it all, everyone kisses up to Larry King to be on his show. I don't get it. He doesn't interview people so much as give 'em free advertising.

CNN laughs all the way to the bank, and they couldn't care less what Ahmadinejad said just as long as the ratings come in.

ohhh-after the break--you've said you want to wipe Israel off the map--do you REALLY mean it? no larry- its all a big joke you shmuck!

King. "Hey you really don't mean to wipe Israel of the map, you peace-nick you".

Wow. Wow. Wow.

Let me see if I can transcribe what King just said.

"Mr. President, you've called for Israel to be wiped off the map. But since you are a peaceful nation, you don't mean that militarily. So you mean it politically, diplomatically?"

Is this The Onion?

re: #37 Occasional Reader

Wow. Wow. Wow.

Let me see if I can transcribe what King just said.

"Mr. President, you've called for Israel to be wiped off the map. But since you are a peaceful nation, you don't mean that militarily. So you mean it politically, diplomatically?"

Fucking Iranian intelligence scripted this thing from start to finish. There's your proof, right there.

Larry King is seen by millions around the globe. CNN carries his show on their international stations.

With Larry as our ambassador, is it any wonder people think Americans are idiots?

/Not that I care what they think

larry just stares at him! doesnt even challenge!

Larry King going into break: He declared Israel should be wiped off the map but did he really mean it? Back after this.

Folks this might be the dumbest, most stupid segway ever in history. How does King stay on TV being the imbecile that he is. Geesh! Okay, deep breath here.

re: #37 Occasional Reader

Holy cow.

Maybe Larry will pull out a gun and shoot the bastard - wishful thinking

larry has lost his voice!

Peaceful nation that starts wars and sponsors terrorism. And is building a nuke to welcome the 12th Imam.

re: #37 Occasional Reader

Wow. Wow. Wow.

Let me see if I can transcribe what King just said.

"Mr. President, you've called for Israel to be wiped off the map. But since you are a peaceful nation, you don't mean that militarily. So you mean it politically, diplomatically?"

Larry King is clearly suffering from some sort of dementia. Please be kind.

Or maybe Larry will wrap Ahmanijihad in his suspenders and make him smell Larry's stinky breath.

OMG! larry is putting words in his mouth--you dont want to oblitarate people--YES HE DOES LARRY!

King: you don't want bombs you want peace..
Sure larry...We love blowing ourselves up and anybody nearby..
we want peace..

King- You don't want to obliterate Israel.

Ahmadinejad- Yeah, I do.

King- No you don't.

Ahmadinejad- I do.

King- Common, you don't mean it.

Ahmadinejad- I DO

Hey, ShortShit!

King excuses himself, goes to the restroom, retrieves the revolver from behind the toilet-tank.....RATINGS THROUGH THE ROOF!

/Network

From the Larry King question generator...

Is it just me or are you actually glowing a bit?
Boy I know one thing, that Ayatollah guy from Iran was sure a thorn in Ronald Reagan's side huh?
I read earlier that Iran is actually called the Islamic Republic of Iran? What was the inspiration for the name change?
So who were you rooting when you watched The 300? And Is it just me or was that Xerxes guy really handsome? I bet the ladies love him back home huh?
So whatever happened to Persia? I can't find it on my globe?
So have you ever weaved a carpet?
Does your wife like to shop as much as mine does?
Is it just me or do you seem taller on TV?

I didn`t think it was possible to be worse then Ellen saying...uh-huh...uh-huh...uh-huh for five minutes while doing a supposed "interview"...I see I was wrong!

Its probably for the best that I'm not watching right now, since nothing could prepare me for the sheer vapidness of the fluffball questions King is tossing at the leader of a regime who has been fighting a war with the United States through its proxies for the last 28 years.

/I'd likely be throwing something more substantive than fluffballs at the TV screen if I had to hear half with bullshit with the expectation that I take it seriously as a hard-hitting and insightful interview

re: #18 Charles

"You were a mayor ... so what do you think of Sarah Palin?"

Look of total incomprehension.

What the F%@#?

If it was only Geraldo guest hosting tonight...

re: #53 IslandLibertarian

larry should have such chutzpah! SPIT

Ask all you want Larry. You're only going to get a long speech that has nothing to do with the question.

Somebody posted that this is like the onion..
I just turned on the tivo..you can't make this shit up..

Actually Jerry Springer would have been a better host for ahmadenijihad

I don't even know what channel CNN is where I now live, and I'm not about to find out now.

After you answered that you want to destroy Israel, after this message we will find out if you really want to harm Jewish people.

This is just amazing.

I hate Larry King. Truly deeply I hate him. I have hated him since I used to study to his late night radio show in the background.

re: #60 David Simon

and after larry aks the question--NO FOLLOW UP or challenge!

re: #58 Truth Dr.

If it was only Geraldo guest hosting tonight...

First question from Geraldo:

"

You don't have a border fence do you?

"

re: #46 karmic_inquisitor

Peaceful nation that starts wars and sponsors terrorism. And is building a nuke to welcome the 12th Imam.

And they are killing our men and women in Iraq at this very moment.

Spit's too good.

Boy would I love to see Larry reach across the table and grab him by the necktie.

re: #23 guest77

Larry King is so bad, it's embarrassing.

It's like he doesn't realize there are different cultures with completely different perspectives on things. The questions are strange.

re: #62 Truth Dr.

Actually Jerry Springer would have been a better host for ahmadenijihad

With any luck, a brawl would have broken out on the set, and Ahmadinejad would have wound up getting [self-deleted].

re: #68 rawmuse

well, larry is giving him a mean glare--guess thats as good as it gets

He is a disgrace...Larry King-sitting down with a f*cking Iranian Nazi who would happily slit his throat and drink his blood.

King: "I assume you don't want to see Israelis die"

Good God.

re: #62 Truth Dr.

Actually Jerry Springer would have been a better host for ahmadenijihad

I dunno.....Springer had his own Err America show.

If you told Larry it was a woman with lipstick, Larry would be all over Ahmadenijihad slobbering her with kisses and sweet nothings....

You mean someone told larry it was a pig with lipstick...

larry- i assume you dont want to see israelis die-- yeah sure larry

re: #68 rawmuse

Boy would I love to see Larry reach across the table and grab him by the necktie.

That necktie is the only thing keeping his foreskin from covering his head.

Ahmadinejad can no longer believe King insisting that he doesn't want to destroy Israel.

re: #73 Occasional Reader

King: "I assume you don't want to see Israelis die"

Good God.

No, he meant "drive them in to the sea" in a GOOD way...

ESPN the magazine does these segments every so often. What if Larry King wrote for us.

Pure comedy.

Betcha When A-Rod and Madonna dine out neither looks at the prices on the menu…Won't be shocked if I see those Lopez twins in Vegas one day headlining the Sahara…Mark my words: If anyone can break The Rocket's record of seven Cy Youngs, it's Ricky Nolasco…Call me one stubborn hombre; I still say taking Dontrelle Willis with the first pick in my fantasy draft was pure genius…Wore my football helmet to cut the lawn to see what training camp is like…

Already youtubed.

Oh, gosh. The hairy little fucker's not sitting at the desk. Is this supposed to make him look friendlier, more approachable?

While I have always thought libs were intellectually challenged, this interview of Kings is boogling my mind with the level of simplistic thought and Kings clear inference that he doesn't believe the little f**ker is pure evil.

DinnerJacket: Vote the Jews out..

re: #71 mikeymom

well, larry is giving him a mean glare--guess thats as good as it gets

No, he just dozed off for a few seconds.

re: #37 Occasional Reader

Wow. Wow. Wow.

Let me see if I can transcribe what King just said.

"Mr. President, you've called for Israel to be wiped off the map. But since you are a peaceful nation, you don't mean that militarily. So you mean it politically, diplomatically?"

MSM is clueless. Hillary would be Democrat nominee if it wasn't for the MSM bias toward Obama. So the now the Democrats are beginning to find they have a very weak candidate with the Obama/Biden ticket. Notice how all the campaign signs in front of the houses simply say "Obama". Biden was an extremely poor choice and Hillary would be just as bad. IF a Obama/Hillary ticket is possible and Obama won, he would probably probably be shaking in his boots at the thought of ruthless Hillary putting a "hit" on the prez. Instant President Hillary, with Nancy Pelosi vice-president.
/that sounds really bad, time to start hitting the grog!

Persian Nazi:

What a stupid IDIOT JEW for giving me this platform! DIE JEW DIE...gallows, beheading-your choice, DHIMMI.

re: #73 Occasional Reader

King: "I assume you don't want to see Israelis die"

Good God.

Just disappear in a flash of white light.

re: #73 Occasional Reader

King: "I assume you don't want to see Israelis die"

Good God.

So what is Ach doing in response to those questions/comments? Is he just smirking, or is he actually laughing out loud?

re: #79 rawmuse

No, he meant "drive them in to the sea" in a GOOD way...

Oh, you mean, like, take them to beach! Well, that's nice of him!

/

re: #84 HoosierHoops

DinnerJacket: Vote the Jews out..

He will hand out the ballots in the form of rockets and bullets.

I can't stand this interpreter. I think she's talking like Emo Phillips just to piss people off.

re: #82 MandyManners

LOL

"H.L.F"

Hairy Little....

Larry doesn't want us to dislike Ahmadinejad. That would be bad for the progressive cause.

Larry King should have invited Sean Penn to be on the program with DinnerJacket so that Sean could read the notes he took furiously while in Iran as fanatics were chanting to him.

Sean could do a dramatic reading of his notes:

"Death to America."

"Death TO America."

"Death to AMERICA."

"DEATH. TO. AMERICA."

"Thank you, Larry."

re: #79 rawmuse

No, he meant "drive them in to the sea" in a GOOD way...

Yea.....all he meant was 'Give 'em a ride to the beach'

im sorry-- i need to go smoke and make a big drink--this is soo unbelievable that this bastard is allowed to spew this shit on american tv

King: "But you do not wish the Jewish people harm."

re: #93 Noam Sayin'

I hadn't noticed your avatar until just now.
I like it. A lot.

re: #90 gop_patriot

So what is Ach doing in response to those questions/comments? Is he just smirking, or is he actually laughing out loud?

What I see is a look on his face of disbelief that King is such a freak-in idiot.

No low too low for the cowering, putrid MSM.

re: #94 WriterMom

LOL

"H.L.F"

Hairy Little....

HILF

insert "Iranian"

re: #90 gop_patriot

So what is Ach doing in response to those questions/comments? Is he just smirking, or is he actually laughing out loud?

Really, honestly, no joke, he has a constant smirk on his face through this whole interview.

Ah, now mini Hitler is saying Jews aren't really a religion.

re: #73 Occasional Reader

King: "I assume you don't want to see Israelis die"

Good God.

He assumes that, does he.

"When you assume you make an ASS out of U and ME" -- Benny Hill.

He is a squinty little cuss, isn't he?

re: #88 WriterMom

Persian Nazi:

What a stupid IDIOT JEW for giving me this platform! DIE JEW DIE...gallows, beheading-your choice, DHIMMI.

achmywhaddawhackjob would keep him around with bells on the shoes and a funny hat since he can't have that many years left in him

re: #99 Occasional Reader

NO LARRY NOT THE JOOOOS JUST THE ZIONISTS!

re: #95 Luigi

Larry doesn't want us to dislike Ahmadinejad. That would be bad for the progressive cause.

He is in the act of peacemaking.

This is what Obama will do. It is all very easy.

/

Okay, credit where it's due: King is more or less squarely getting him to say he denies the Holocaust.

re: #99 Occasional Reader

King: "But you do not wish the Jewish people harm."

Yaar, the answer have to be a lie! Slimy bilge rats.....Arrr!

They renamed their country from Persia to Iran in 1935 in support of Hitler.

The name Iran is a cognate of Aryan, and means "Land of the Aryans"

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

re: #86 LoFlyer

MSM is clueless. Hillary would be Democrat nominee if it wasn't for the MSM bias toward Obama. So the now the Democrats are beginning to find they have a very weak candidate with the Obama/Biden ticket. Notice how all the campaign signs in front of the houses simply say "Obama". Biden was an extremely poor choice and Hillary would be just as bad. ...

I saw an Obama/Biden sticker on a car this evening. The Obama was bright white and visible from a long distance. Biden was a pale white/gray and unreadable form more than a car length or so back.

Yeah, Biden was a poor choice and is being marginalized. Dumb Democrats.

re: #93 Noam Sayin'

OMG your avitar is so funny!

It's mocking-time!

Ask not for whom the rope swings....

Say hello to my little friends.

Rock me, Schickelgruber.

WHERE'S MY TOY?

GAH! Just went into Daylife.com to see what photos they've come up with, and you get greeted by Ahmadinejad. UGH!

I'm sure King will segue from the "You don't want to see Israelis die" to "How do you like your coffee?" smooth as glass. King has no sense of proportion.

re: #101 opinionated

What I see is a look on his face of disbelief that King is such a freak-in idiot.

Do King's sponsors have any moral qualms about giving this psychopathic a--hat a forum?
Who has been advertising during this? (I'm pregnant-my blood pressure can't take watching this thing live.)

re: #42 Capitalistincharge

Larry King going into break: He declared Israel should be wiped off the map but did he really mean it? Back after this.

Folks this might be the dumbest, most stupid segway ever in history. How does King stay on TV being the imbecile that he is. Geesh! Okay, deep breath here.

Man, this is just short of waylon jennings on Dukes of Hazard before a commercial break... yet we are dealing with the heaviest subject possible?

WTF?

re: #106 rawmuse

He is a squinty little cuss, isn't he?

He just looks dirty. Unwashed. Smelly.

/so what!

Is this smellivision, or did my dog just let one go?

re: #118 livefreeor die

King's boss is Ted Turner.

I'm sure it's cool with him ('wow, Larry-what a coup, that's great news...')

Larry Queen,,Sorry,,just had to say it.Probably been said a million times,,but i just had to.

OT wtf? just had a survey--are you reg to vote? yes--is there a male in house reg to vote? yes is he avaialbe to answer a survet? no thanks--i axed why do you want to talk to the male and not the female? she said we have more surveys for women than men- i said thats cause females have more balss- she laughed and hung up before i could ask who was during survey

re: #108 WriterMom

NO LARRY NOT THE JOOOOS JUST THE ZIONISTS!

Yaar, and the Zionist all live in Israel....He must think we have the minds of children to believe this WS.

The fears of a clown.

Da Palin! Da Palin!

Mr. Big.

Me so dizzy.

re: #110 Occasional Reader

Okay, credit where it's due: King is more or less squarely getting him to say he denies the Holocaust.

The "There was no Holocaust" conference kind of gave that away. Also the fact that he repeats it at every opportunity.

Ugggggg! Watching these two is actually making me dumber! Please, someone make the bad man stop!

Little Known Fact:

Ahmadinejad's father was a flying money in 1939 production of The Wizard of Oz.

Monkey, damn it.

re: #124 mikeymom
oih man PIMF but i am pissed!

re: #130 HelloDare

Monkey, damn it.

Rotating title nomination.

re: #104 Occasional Reader

Ah, now mini Hitler is saying Jews aren't really a religion.

Oh, well of course he is.

So, if the Persian shiite is so concerned about the "Palestinian" sunni Arabs, why doesn't Larry ask him about their expulsion from Kuwait after Gulf War I?

I knew I recognized him from somewhere...

Dear Mr. King..
The lamest interview of all time..congradulations..

re: #104 Occasional Reader

Really, honestly, no joke, he has a constant smirk on his face through this whole interview.

Ah, now mini Hitler is saying Jews aren't really a religion.

How can that be if they and Christians are considered fellow "people of the book" (or something like that) by Islam?

Where are the daughters of Oriana Fallaci when you need them?

IRAN the new vacation spot--is there a sandals there?

Larry King is creepy

Who's next on Larry King? Osama Bin Laden? Jack the Ripper? This turns my stomach and we should start a protest to CNN for giving this thug a propaganda bonanza, (not that they would care that much). What can we do?

"Do you think America will attack you" WTF! Who does King think he is? This should be his last attempted interview ever.

Reading this thread is like watching The Sound of Music with the volume off.

Thank y'all for the entertainment!

Wouldn't it be cool if Larry had reached across the table killing Ahmedinejad with his bare hands, screaming: take that you Nazi bastard-you will not threaten my people!

/dream on

/hope I don't get deleted for that

re: #134 David Simon

So, if the Persian shiite is so concerned about the "Palestinian" sunni Arabs, why doesn't Larry ask him about their expulsion from Kuwait after Gulf War I?

This is SPARTA! ! !

That's what King should have said.

Hello Mahmoud, love the suit. Do you get them hand made? Off the rack? The hell you say.. OK, so about this tanker that radiated the pirates that tried to hijack it, what is in that baby? Oatmeal? Fine, what color is your wife's favorite burqa? Do you get many parking tickets in Manhattan? If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

re: #139 mikeymom

IRAN the new vacation spot--is there a sandals there?

Yes, but women have to wear burquas while consuming virgin margaritas by the pool.

re: #138 godfrey

Ahem!

/in spirit of course

re: #100 J.D.

I hadn't noticed your avatar until just now.
I like it. A lot.

I'll have it up through November 4. Then I'll go back to the Jedi Hamster.

If he wins, the rest of the country will figure it out on or shortly after January 19.

re: #146 rawmuse

ROFL

Did you see that face when Larry asked him about homosexuality?! I won't be sleeping for days now!

After the show are Madi boy and larry going to grab a tuna sub at Quizno's and then catch the dancin' girls?

LARRY for the love of all that is sacred--shut him down! challenge the asshole you wimp pussy!

re: #138 godfrey

Where are the daughters of Oriana Fallaci when you need them?

lol. Instead of a headscarf, Larry could throw a yarmulke in his face.
Assuming he owns one.

Comedian Dana Gould used to do a great parody bit about Larry King, pointing out how the obvious dichotomy between the importance of his guests shows how clueless and irrelevant he actually is: "He's back from the dead, live in our studios to take your calls -- Abraham Lincoln! Also, in the second half of our show -- the guy who played Fleagle on "The Banana Splits"! Stay Tuned!

Kill the gays!
It's the law...dinnerjacket..

re: #134 David Simon

"Facts shmacts."

Can anyone see if a fumeagation truck is outside Kings studio?

re: #155 StinkHammer

Comedian Dana Gould used to do a great parody bit about Larry King, pointing out how the obvious dichotomy between the importance of his guests shows how clueless and irrelevant he actually is: "He's back from the dead, live in our studios to take your calls -- Abraham Lincoln! Also, in the second half of our show -- the guy who played Fleagle on "The Banana Splits"! Stay Tuned!

Fleagle would have done a better interview than this.

re: #137 livefreeor die

How can that be if they and Christians are considered fellow "people of the book" (or something like that) by Islam?

Good point. Clearly, I am misunderstanding the role of the smirk in timeless Persian culture.... it's probably a mark of respect... I must consult Juan Cole!

re: #153 mikeymom

LARRY for the love of all that is sacred--shut him down! challenge the asshole you wimp pussy!

He only does that to callers. What's the question!

re: #154 David Simon

lol. Instead of a headscarf, Larry could throw a yarmulke in his face.
Assuming he owns one.

If he does, it's probably one of those ones that say Obama on top.

re: #136 HoosierHoops

Dear Mr. King..
The lamest interview of all time..congradulations..

Yaaar, Let Hannity have five minutes with him and we would see some real questions. Arrrrr! Strike that, Hannity would not allow himself to be in the same room with that scurvy lubber!

"we have nothing to do w/ the private lives of people" i really need a drink--my bp is soaring

re: #148 WriterMom

You and others! It'd be like Pentheus torn apart by the Maenads.

/popcorn

Larry King wouldn't know a yarmulke if it knocked his wig off.

Rubber-ducky, you're the one!

"So, which one should I hang first, Huggie?"

"Be still, my beating heart!"

Before his morning ablutions.

and to think i'm missing "the biggest loser" to watch this--ohh--wait-never mind

re: #149 Noam Sayin'

I must have missed the Jedi Hamster, but anyway...
he won't win. You'll see.

I need a drink

re: #164 mikeymom

"we have nothing to do w/ the private lives of people" i really need a drink--my bp is soaring

"...because our people have no private lives. We spy on them because they are so happy with life here."
/

re: #146 rawmuse

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

You cannot parody this, that's the problem.

King just said that "after the break", he'll ask the hard-hitting question of "if you could visit any part of the US, where would you visit?"

I'm tuckered out.

re: #163 LoFlyer

Yaaar, Let Hannity have five minutes with him and we would see some real questions. Arrrrr! Strike that, Hannity would not allow himself to be in the same room with that scurvy lubber!

If we end up with "direct negotiations":
My vote is Sarah Palin and him in a room.
Alone.
Wearing the naughty librarian outfit.

re: #163 LoFlyer

Yaaar, Let Hannity have five minutes with him and we would see some real questions. Arrrrr! Strike that, Hannity would not allow himself to be in the same room with that scurvy lubber!

There was a time when a decent Westerner wouldn't deign to speak with such overtly evil people. Today it's the norm. That's a real step backwards, as far as I'm concerned.

re: #173 Occasional Reader

it damn well not be colorado

re: #173 Occasional Reader

You cannot parody this, that's the problem.

King just said that "after the break", he'll ask the hard-hitting question of "if you could visit any part of the US, where would you visit?"

Duh, he'll say Ground Zero and then go on a rant about being kept away from it.

FBI on Fannie Mac, Freddie Mac and Lehmans?

re: #171 Racer X

I need a drink

Arrrrr, now ye' be talking matey. Grog is in the fridge.....

You know, I would have watched if they'd hooked the little moron up to a lie detector. Otherwise, why bother? Seriously.

Khaki is not his color.

re: #175 jwb7605

If we end up with "direct negotiations":
My vote is Sarah Palin and him in a room.
Alone.
Wearing the naughty librarian outfit.

Yaar, and a .45!

re: #167 buzzsawmonkey

That's clean Cole, I hope. We must be environmentally sound.

Only for China, not for the US.

/Biden

Mamood just gave Dem talking points on Iraq.

"What does your wife think of your genocidal ambitions?"

"So how many children are on death row in Iran these days?"

re: #179 MandyManners

FBI on Fannie Mac, Freddie Mac and Lehmans?

Nothing will come of it, IMHO. Just for show, just so they can say they did something. All the banks were doing were following the Democrat laws. The frikkin' thing was designed to implode.

I see him in a white shrit under a charcoal-grey jacket.

re: #174 MandyManners

I'm tuckered out.

Ah yes, what is it about a Larry King interview that always seems to add twenty pounds to my eyelids.

re: #177 mikeymom

it damn well not be colorado

It's OK.
I can play tour guide in some interesting parts of the state and beyond.
"Hey Dinnie ... ever seen Wyoming and Western Nebraska?"

re: #173 Occasional Reader

You cannot parody this, that's the problem.

King just said that "after the break", he'll ask the hard-hitting question of "if you could visit any part of the US, where would you visit?"

Bring him over...........December...........Ehukai.......... no fins............

Is there a time limit on when he has to get out of here?
Surely there is.

re: #188 MandyManners

I see him in a white shrit under a charcoal-grey jacket.

I see him in an orange jumpsuit.

Couldn't CNN have splurged on an interpretor whose voice is not so grating?

re: #180 LoFlyer

Arrrrr, now ye' be talking matey. Grog is in the fridge.....

I poured a crown and coke.
Matey

re: #176 Archimedes

There was a time when a decent Westerner wouldn't deign to speak with such overtly evil people. Today it's the norm. That's a real step backwards, as far as I'm concerned.

Yaaar! No shit, Then they refuse to debate the real issues of human rights for Islamic females, and the just plain nutty ideas they have and instill in the next generation of terrorists....

PBS hitting obama with the fluffy cushion tonight after brickbatting McCain
last night,,

re: #170 J.D.

I must have missed the Jedi Hamster, but anyway...
he won't win. You'll see.

Oh, I'm confident of that.

Going to be a dark day for my lib friends.

I'd like to hold him down and give him a shave. With an Epilady.

re: #194 Opinionated

Couldn't CNN have splurged on an interpretor whose voice is not so grating?

The woman under the burqa with the mic is his wife
/

This interview is on the same level as interviewing Hitler in 1933.

re: #194 Opinionated

Couldn't CNN have splurged on an interpretor whose voice is not so grating?

Emo Phillips' sister is the only know they knew of who understands and speaks Persian.

re: #189 David Simon

Ah yes, what is it about a Larry King interview that always seems to add twenty pounds to my eyelids.

I've ignore the little fucker. I'm tuckered out from all those links.

re: #199 MandyManners

*OUCH*

re: #201 Capitalistincharge

This interview is on the same level as interviewing Hitler in 1933.

Is that the one Joe Biden did on TV?

re: #199 MandyManners

I'd like to hold him down and give him a shave. With an Epilady.

Ahmadinejad could use one too.

re: #193 Occasional Reader

I see him in an orange jumpsuit.

Depending on the shade, he could do it well.

re: #85 Occasional Reader

No, he just dozed off for a few seconds.

Probably didn't have afternoon nap today.

Stupid old fart.

re: #186 godfrey

How many gays have you executed this year? Does this count towards your claim that gays don't exist in Iran?

How many centrifuges do you have in operation as part of your nuclear program. How many are necessary to get your civilian nuclear program in operation? And the rest?

If a wood chuck could chuck wood, would you be the same guy in that photo from the Iranian takeover of the US embassy in 1979?

Are you a Stalin fan or a Trotsky fan?

If you could sit down for dinner with Hitler, Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot, who would be your top choice for a one on one?

Have you had those visions checked out by a psychiatrist?

re: #204 Noam Sayin'

*OUCH*

I'm mean that way.

re: #177 mikeymom

it damn well not be colorado

I"d be happy to host him here in DC. I'd love to take him for a long walk in Rock Creek Park. Just the two of us.

[whistling innocently]

re: #198 Noam Sayin'

Oh, I'm confident of that.

Going to be a dark day for my lib friends.

Well, I hate that for them.

re: #207 Opinionated

Ahmadinejad could use one too.

LOL!

re: #199 MandyManners

I'd like to hold him down and give him a shave. With an Epilady.

Arrrr, Here is me' cutlass, It's sharp, don't cut yourself as you "shave" him!

re: #212 Occasional Reader

I"d be happy to host him here in DC. I'd love to take him for a long walk in Rock Creek Park. Just the two of us.

[whistling innocently]

got your back
{ I really can't whistle well.sorry }

re: #190 jwb7605

i'd love to get him near the edge of gunnison canyon--opps!

re: #215 LoFlyer

I'd prefer to wax him, and soak him in lemon juice afterwards

Dont' say Minnesota. Don't say Minnesota.

re: #210 lawhawk

If a wood chuck could chuck wood, would you be the same guy in that photo from the Iranian takeover of the US embassy in 1979?

Chuck Norris called. He needs a new punching-bag.

WASHINGTON - Vice presidential candidate Joe Biden says today's leaders should take a lesson from the history books and follow fellow Democrat Franklin D. Roosevelt's response to a financial crisis.

"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened,'" Barack Obama's running mate recently told the "CBS Evening News."

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

I think Biden's building a case to get off the ticket in favor of Hillary.

When is Amaddemonshit going to be on "The View"?

re: #222 Luigi

Isn't it technically too late?

re: #215 LoFlyer

Arrrr, Here is me' cutlass, It's sharp, don't cut yourself as you "shave" him!

He has a better place for that cutlass.

King: Which is more surprising, Clay Aiken is gay or that Lindsay Lohan is dating a gal.

Ahmadinejad: Well, that makes three more people who we'd never hear from again if they stepped foot in Iran. /

This is what little Hitler was thinking the entire time during the interview with old suspenders dude.

"I want to kill you,, pig - you are a pig - I think you should die...You filthy Jew...You filthy American.... you will be dead soon...How do I get a date with Rosie O'Donnell?...oh how I hate the smell of stinking Americans...I want to kill you"

re: #213 J.D.

Well, I hate that for them.

It's time they grow up. If they ran better candidates, they'd win more elections.

re: #217 mikeymom

i'd love to get him near the edge of gunnison canyon--opps!

Ah yes. Another scenic part of the state. A place to camp out under the stars, since October is nigh.

re: #199 MandyManners

I'd like to hold him down and give him a shave. With an Epilady.

I was thinking more a Husqvarna.

[whistling innocently, again]

re: #212 Occasional Reader

I"d be happy to host him here in DC. I'd love to take him for a long walk in Rock Creek Park. Just the two of us.

[whistling innocently]

You're utterly sublime.

re: #222 Luigi

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

I think Biden's building a case to get off the ticket in favor of Hillary.

You think Hillary would settle on being second choice for second place? No freaking way.

re: #218 buzzsawmonkey

Naw... he's looking for levy-ity.

re: #81 godfrey

Already youtubed.

Do Not read the comments at youtube because your head will explode.

re: #219 RememberSekhmet?

I'd prefer to wax him, and soak him in lemon juice afterwards

I thought I was mean!

Enough about destroying Israel. Are you a Dad, you young looking stud you.

King is now openly flattering him. "You don't look old enough to have married children".

Must be embarrassing to be a Democrat tonight, sounds like he's rattling off their talking points. "They must spend their money not in Iraq, but on their own education and housing".

re: #226 lawhawk

Didn't figure Lohan for the butch type.

Hillary would put up with it for about a year. It would take that long to get Obama impeached.

didnt watch it was busy drinking beer and getting 11/2 points on sunday with my redskins

Dear Mr. Bush.. It's OK..let dinnerjacket visit Indiana..he wants to go to LA. I swear we are the closest thing this side of..
No..but really..I think that a$shat did a poor interview..just pathetic..
Should have kept his mouth shut..

re: #228 Noam Sayin'

It's time they grow up. If they ran better candidates, they'd win more elections.

Shhhh!

Machines of Malice on the Discovery Channel if anyone's interested.

Me? I'm still ironing clothes.

re: #219 RememberSekhmet?

I'd prefer to wax him, and soak him in lemon juice afterwards

Yaaar, in South America they will strip you naked, stake you down to a fire-ant nest, and poor honey on your privates to attract the little buggers. It's slower that way....

Larry King's an idiot . It would have served the world and entertainment better , if he would interview a chimpanzee .
Is Larry really that stupid as to think Ahmadinejab would even pay attention let alone answer his questions ?

Larrry got porked and not even kissed .

re: #241 JimmyTheClaw

didnt watch it was busy drinking beer and getting 11/2 points on sunday with my redskins

uhh 11 1/2

pimf

Larry King: Tonight we have a very special guest - someone we all are familiar with but rarely see interviewed. Charles Manson.

Mr. Manson ..

Charles Manson: Charlie, Larry ...

King: OK. Charlie. It has been a while since you were interviewed. Catch us up on the last 25 years.

Manson: Well the -bleep- pigs have had me locked up in -bleep- prison trying to reprogram me, Larry.

King: Why would they do that, Charlie?

Manson : -bleep- -bleep- -bleep- -bleep- pigs -bleep- -bleep- -bleep- Bush -bleep- -bleep- -bleep- pigs.

King : So do you consider yourself a progressive?

Manson : Yes.

King : Favorite blogs?

Manson : Kos. Democratic Underground. All the normal stuff.

King : So let's talk about the events that broke up your family. You guys didn't mean to kill anyone, did you?

Manson : Ummm. We wanted those piggies to die, Larry.

King : But you were all high. Those were the drugs, right?

Manson : We wanted to kill them to start the -bleep- revolution, Larry.

King : But only because you were high, right?

Manson : Wrong. I am not high now and want to kill piggies and start the revolution, Larry.

King : But in a drug frenzied, brain fried kinda way ...

Manson : I guess ...

King : We'll be right back. Don't go away.

re: #203 MandyManners

I've ignore the little fucker. I'm tuckered out from all those links.

Randy Newman link was good. :D

Another one for Mahmoud:

re: #239 Noam Sayin'

Didn't figure Lohan for the butch type.

I didn't figure Aiken for that type either - and I was right.

re: #226 lawhawk

Perhaps the inspiration for the *fabulous* new song "I kissed a girl and I liked it"?

re: #248 JimmyTheClaw

uhh 11 1/2

pimf

You know i saw that jimmy but didn't want to say anything...

re: #237 Occasional Reader

King is now openly flattering him. "You don't look old enough to have married children".

Hey....if it was good enough for Mo'

/Aisha was unavailable for comment

re: #230 Occasional Reader

I was thinking more a Husqvarna.

[whistling innocently, again]

Gonna' need a big hose for that one.

What's next? Is larry king going to interview KSM? Is there any decency left in the msm?

re: #239 Noam Sayin'

Didn't figure Lohan for the butch type.

Well, nobody's perfect.

re: #146 rawmuse

That some good Larry

re: #249 karmic_inquisitor

Larry King: Tonight we have a very special guest - someone we all are familiar with but rarely see interviewed. Charles Manson.

Mr. Manson ..

Charles Manson: Charlie, Larry ...

King: OK. Charlie. It has been a while since you were interviewed. Catch us up on the last 25 years.

Manson: Well the -bleep- pigs have had me locked up in -bleep- prison trying to reprogram me, Larry.

King: Why would they do that, Charlie?

Manson : -bleep- -bleep- -bleep- -bleep- pigs -bleep- -bleep- -bleep- Bush -bleep- -bleep- -bleep- pigs.

King : So do you consider yourself a progressive?

Manson : Yes.

King : Favorite blogs?

Manson : Kos. Democratic Underground. All the normal stuff.

King : So let's talk about the events that broke up your family. You guys didn't mean to kill anyone, did you?

Manson : Ummm. We wanted those piggies to die, Larry.

King : But you were all high. Those were the drugs, right?

Manson : We wanted to kill them to start the -bleep- revolution, Larry.

King : But only because you were high, right?

Manson : Wrong. I am not high now and want to kill piggies and start the revolution, Larry.

King : But in a drug frenzied, brain fried kinda way ...

Manson : I guess ...

King : We'll be right back. Don't go away.

Your day job is with The Onion, right?

Yaaar, got chores to do! Evening mates!

I am not wtching the interview , because I am watching my baseball team be humiliated.
Your comments don't surprise me. Larry King is a no talent fool.

re: #250 Archimedes

Randy Newman link was good. :D

Another one for Mahmoud:
[Link: www.youtube.com...]

GET OUTTA' MAH BRAIN!

re: #234 JacksonTn

Do Not read the comments at youtube because your head will explode.

Just ding everybody down. After a few negatives, the comments are hidden.

/It always works to make me feel better, anyway

Clay Aiken is homosexual?!

Who's Clay Aiken?

Greta interviewing Billy Jeff now.

He speaks of admiration for McCain but still supports Obama. But you know when he said that he got that real deep throaty voice going. I think its a tell.

re: #234 JacksonTn

Oh my..yeah. What the hell is wrong with people?

re: #239 Noam Sayin'

Didn't figure Lohan for the butch type.

There's a "'lipstick' on a pig" joke in there somewhere.

re: #258 MandyManners

I thought you were?

re: #266 MandyManners

Clay Aiken is homosexual?!

Who's Clay Aiken?

Thank you. I thought I was alone here.