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Islamist 'Students' Mock Holocaust on Jerusalem Day

World | Fri, Sep 26, 2008 at 11:34:47 am PDT

While Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was meeting with journalists, Code Pink, and loony leftist religious leaders in New York, back home in Iran they released with great fanfare a depraved new book full of cartoons mocking the Holocaust.

TEHRAN (AFP) — Iranians chanted “Death to Israel” on Friday as Islamist students unveiled a book mocking the Holocaust in an Al-Quds (Jerusalem) Day annual parade to show solidarity with the Palestinians.

The book “Holocaust,” published by members of Iran’s Islamist Basij militia, features dozens of cartoons and sarcastic commentary. Education Minister Alireza Ali-Ahmadi attended the official launch of the book in Tehran’s Palestine Square.

The cover shows a Jew with a crooked nose and dressed in traditional garb drawing outlines of dead bodies on the ground.

Inside, bearded Jews are shown leaving and re-entering a gas chamber with a counter that reads the number 5,999,999.

Another illustration depicts Jewish prisoners entering a furnace in a Nazi extermination camp and leaving from the other side as gun-wielding “terrorists.”

Yet another shows a patient draped in an Israeli flag and on life support breathing Zyklon-B, the poisonous gas used in the extermination chambers.

UPDATE at 9/26/08 11:45:58 am:

Al-Quds Day in Pakistan.

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1 Eowyn2  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:36:25am

pigs

2 Tarkus289  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:36:26am

But if you have a cartoon about Mo, the world burns....

3 Sharmuta  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:36:41am

Disgusting.

4 loppyd  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:37:11am

I'll get deleted if I say what I really want to.

5 CommonSense  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:37:25am

Come on Dinnerjacket! I thought the Holocast was made up!

6 Fat Jolly Penguin  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:37:40am

Sick bastards.

7 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:38:12am

[Comment pre-deleted as commentor is so fucking pissed off right now and wants to [deleted] to these assholes.]

8 Buck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:38:15am

We should make fun of what happened when the Shah was in power. We should have cartoons that show the people in Iran prospering, and gaining freedoms...

Nah...Wouldn't be funny.

9 Shug  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:38:25am

Be careful what you wish for Iran. Israel is going to supply you with the martyrdom you crave

10 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:38:35am
11 conservativeChick  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:38:50am

Ahh those sick bastards! There is no hell hot enough for them. Even Stan is to classy for them.

12 MrSilverDragon  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:38:54am

Infuriating. Absolutely infuriating.

I want to say more, but I know those comments will most assuredly be deleted.

13 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:38:55am

Scum.

14 venezuela lover  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:39:20am

Stupid turds. One day soon the Iranian regime will be asking for mercy and there will be none. The next day the Mahdi will arrive with a gift giving them a half-life of 10,000 years.

15 FightingBack  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:39:28am

We do have the guns now. We're not all Soap. So watch it.

16 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:40:04am

I think it time for a cartoon competition on LGF.

17 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:40:05am

Time to start to deploying those "Death to" seeking missiles.

Also, the term Islamic students is bullshit. Oh boy you can recite the Koran, whoopedy do! How about something useful for a change?

18 Eowyn2  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:40:15am

re: #14 venezuela lover

Stupid turds. One day soon the Iranian regime will be asking for mercy and there will be none. The next day the Mahdi will arrive with a gift giving them a half-life of 10,000 years.

"glass ceiling" will have a whole new meaning.

19 Slumbering Behemoth  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:40:20am

Yeah, that shit is real fucking funny. Assholes!

20 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:40:33am

re: #15 FightingBack

We do have the guns now. We're not all Soap. So watch it.

Indeed. And those guns will need to be used, sooner rather than later.

21 CommonSense  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:40:46am

Is this yet another example of the ignorant West misunderstanding Islam?

//sarc

22 Big Steve  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:40:55am

I am tuning out today.....all these posts are angering up my blood.

23 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:41:30am

Is this the cultural exchange Medea Benjamin wants?

24 pygmalienation  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:41:37am

The face of Evil in our time.

25 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:41:44am

re: #5 CommonSense

Come on Dinnerjacket! I thought the Holocast was made up!

They want to have it both ways. According to them the Holocaust never happened, but on the other hand, they'd like to start another one.

26 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:41:52am

Well I getting ready for the debate by drinking and watching "Animal House" on cable.

27 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:42:26am

re: #16 Creeping Eruption

I think it time for a cartoon competition on LGF.

I'd be going for some guaranteed seething with mine.

28 David IV of Georgia  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:42:56am

I mis Cox and Forknum on days like this. I'm gonna read Matamoros #1 again.

29 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:42:56am

re: #16 Creeping Eruption

I think it time for a cartoon competition on LGF.

Islamists are already retched cartoon versions of human beings, what's the point?

30 midwestgak  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:43:05am

/////They are as funny as Gary Larson
////////////////////////////////////////////////// /

31 Eowyn2  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:43:16am

re: #17 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Time to start to deploying those "Death to" seeking missiles.

Also, the term Islamic students is bullshit. Oh boy you can recite the Koran, whoopedy do! How about something useful for a change?

Its from the 60s. ALL anti-US protestors are 'students' and/or 'youths' per the msm. Like 40+ mohammhead atta. He was a student. He was a youth.

32 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:43:23am

Maybe Dinnerjacket will present The One with a souvenir copy when they meet for "tough, direct talks".

/if bho wins

33 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:43:24am
Another illustration depicts Jewish prisoners entering a furnace in a Nazi extermination camp and leaving from the other side as gun-wielding "terrorists."

I think I'm going to be sick...

34 WrathofG-d  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:43:26am

It should be noticed that the AFP excuses and whitewashes this blatent Anti-Semitism by calling it "supporting Palestinians".

Where I come from, that is called a "slipping of the mask" from the same people who claim that Anti-Zionism (at least theirs) isn't Anti-Semitism.

If that were so....how would the mocking of the death of 6 Million Jews (before there was even a Jewish state) and using blatant Anti-Semitic canards and imagery to do so be considered "Supporting Palestinians"?

35 Fat Jolly Penguin  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:43:31am

re: #27 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I'd be going for some guaranteed seething with mine.

The more seething they cause, the more points you get.

That's how I would judge it, anyway.

36 cliffster  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:43:32am

re: #4 loppyd

I'll get deleted if I say what I really want to.

Say what's on your mind

37 CommonSense  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:43:42am

Democrat Math:

NObama + Support Israel + Just talk to Dinnerjacket = Death to Israel?

38 David IV of Georgia  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:43:47am

re: #28 David IV of Georgia

Er, Forkum.

39 Eowyn2  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:43:53am

re: #23 Who Watches the Watchmen?

Is this the cultural exchange Medea Benjamin wants?


maybe she'll get invited back to Iran for a swell interview with the morality police.

40 vagabond trader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:43:56am

Fugem, we have Jerusalem, come and get it!

41 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:44:00am

re: #26 Nevergiveup

Well I getting ready for the debate by drinking and watching "Animal House" on cable.

I'm thinking Billy Madison. "I choose Business Ethics. THAT IS NOT A FAIR QUESTION!"

42 loppyd  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:44:21am

re: #26 Nevergiveup

Well I getting ready for the debate by drinking and watching "Animal House" on cable.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

/Bluto or Biden

43 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:44:48am

re: #27 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I'd be going for some guaranteed seething with mine.

Oh, I think that if they were submitted to LGF by Lizards, we could expect a major seethe. But hey, let the tick sperm seethe I say. Maybe a few will have aneurysms.

44 nyc redneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:45:09am

double standards the world over.
amazing how the lowlifes everywhere get a pass.
libs, dems, moslems.
who will condemn this?

45 CommonSense  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:45:12am

re: #25 Ward Cleaver

They want to have it both ways. According to them the Holocaust never happened, but on the other hand, they'd like to start another one.


Talk about being a history book editor............head spins...

46 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:45:20am

Uh-oh, blasphemous cartoons! I'm sure angry Jewish mobs are going to start rioting all over the world now, right?

/

47 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:45:23am

re: #29 Dark_Falcon

Islamists are already retched cartoon versions of human beings, what's the point?

Fun for us. Who cairs about them anyway?

48 WrathofG-d  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:45:37am

It should also be pointed out that these "Islamists" are not random students (as it is claimed) but actually a part of the Iranian Government.

Basij Malitia

49 Hard Right  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:45:42am

re: #44 nyc redneck

double standards the world over.
amazing how the lowlifes everywhere get a pass.
libs, dems, moslems.
who will condemn this?

Just us. We don't control the media tho.

50 loppyd  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:45:43am

re: #36 cliffster

Say what's on your mind

Seeing John Mayer didn't help me feel better.

But thanks for trying. :)

51 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:45:53am

re: #9 Shug

Be careful what you wish for Iran. Israel is going to supply you with the martyrdom you crave

I wish. The US is blocking Israel from attacking; without US support Iran is too far for their aircraft, and Israel shouldn't be first with nuclear missiles.
Meanwhile, EVEN THE IAEA is saying Iran is developing weapons.

They will have to rely on G-d, which is the only entity to rely on anyway.

52 undhimmicratic  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:46:06am

There really are no words for this. It is truly unspeakable.

53 Charles  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:46:14am
54 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:46:19am

re: #42 loppyd

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

/Bluto or Biden

Is this a test? Nobody said anything about a test!

55 vagabond trader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:46:19am

re: #33 scottishbuzzsaw

Scottishbuzzsaw, this is SOP in the Islamic world. Just google Arab anti semitic cartoon images, if you can stand to. Every day of the week this garbage is published.

56 loppyd  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:46:25am

re: #46 Occasional Reader

Uh-oh, blasphemous cartoons! I'm sure angry Jewish mobs are going to start rioting all over the world now, right?

/

KFCs will be shuttering their locations in preparation.

57 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:46:33am

re: #35 Fat Jolly Penguin

The more seething they cause, the more points you get.

That's how I would judge it, anyway.

thinking of a few keys labeled Gaza, West Bank, Al Aqsa with the caption:

Weez in ur homez, steelin ur landz LOL

Pretty sure that would cause some riots.

Yeah, its bullshit, but it would drive them nuts.

58 Ford_Prefect  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:46:43am

re: #53 Charles

Meanwhile, in Pakistan...

Yeah! The blue is back!

59 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:46:45am

re: #35 Fat Jolly Penguin

The more seething they cause, the more points you get.

That's how I would judge it, anyway.

Charles would have to release one cartoon at a time and set up some kind of seethe-o-meter, and maybe a car-bbq meter.

60 arethusa  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:47:13am

Keep in mind, this is a country that still burns Alexander the Great in effigy on the anniversary of the Islamic Revolution.

61 CommonSense  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:47:16am

re: #44 nyc redneck

double standards the world over.
amazing how the lowlifes everywhere get a pass.
libs, dems, moslems.
who will condemn this?


What is sad this will get no exposure let alone condemn, that is because Islam is a political movement disguised as a religion.

62 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:47:21am
In an address to the UN General Assembly in New York on Tuesday, he said "the Zionist regime is on a definite slope to collapse and there is no way for it to get out of the cesspool created by itself and its supporters."

Quds Day was started by the late Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, founder of the Islamic republic, who called on the world's Muslims to show solidarity with Palestinians on the last Friday of the fasting month of Ramadan.

The demonstration was held under an official slogan: "The Islamic world will not recognise the fake Zionist regime under any circumstances and believes that this cancerous tumour will one day be wiped off the face of the earth."

Can we please accept that they mean what they say?!

63 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:47:25am

re: #53 Charles

Meanwhile, in Pakistan...

Was Rage Boy there?

64 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:47:29am

re: #42 loppyd

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

/Bluto or Biden

In these times we need a man like Senator Blutarsky.

65 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:47:47am

re: #53 Charles

Meanwhile, in Pakistan...

Must be Fatwa Friday where cocktails of hate are half off.

What the fuck is wrong with these people!?!
/Yes, it's redundant.

66 CommonSense  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:47:56am

re: #46 Occasional Reader

Uh-oh, blasphemous cartoons! I'm sure angry Jewish mobs are going to start rioting all over the world now, right?

/


Waiting on Jewish death fatwa......3.........2.........1....1.........1... ....1

67 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:48:04am

re: #25 Ward Cleaver

They want to have it both ways. According to them the Holocaust never happened, but on the other hand, they'd like to start another one.

Well, if they can think Mohammed (pork and bacon upon him) was the "most perfect human being" and also that he wed a 6 year old (or 9?), broke treaties, and was an all-around caravan robber, I guess they can handle the cognitive dissonance.

68 Fat Jolly Penguin  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:48:15am

re: #53 Charles

Meanwhile, in Pakistan...

*snarl*

Going for lunch before my head blows up. BBL...

69 The Other Les  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:48:23am

There are people who don't believe in barbarians.

Unfortunately they are often found in front of chalkboards in classrooms.

70 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:48:46am

re: #67 Kosh's Shadow

Well, if they can think Mohammed (pork and bacon upon him) was the "most perfect human being" and also that he wed a 6 year old (or 9?), broke treaties, and was an all-around caravan robber, I guess they can handle the cognitive dissonance.

He wed her at 6, bedded her at 9.

71 loppyd  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:48:56am

re: #54 Nevergiveup

Is this a test? Nobody said anything about a test!

I always said if I had a sock puppet it would be Fawn Leibowitz.

72 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:49:11am

The Basij (or Baseej) function as the ubiquitous religious police. They're who you're likely to be seeing in the various videos of women arrested for being uncovered, et cetera, et cetera.

73 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:49:13am

re: #64 Who Watches the Watchmen?

In these times we need a man like Senator Blutarsky.

Senator Blutarsky, what is your position on the current bailout plan?

Blowjob!

74 WrathofG-d  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:49:15am

re: #53 Charles

did you see my 48?

Although the MSM is claiming these were unafilliated "students" the facts don't agree. The Basij malitia, is directly associated with the Ruling Government.

75 WrathofG-d  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:49:25am

ok I'll be back.

76 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:49:31am

re: #69 The Other Les

There are people who don't believe in barbarians.

Unfortunately they are often found in front of chalkboards in classrooms.

Updinged that. Very good!

77 lawhawk  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:50:21am

Over in Gaza, Hamas is urging thousands of their acolytes and useful idiots to be suicide bombers for the cause.

Lawmaker Ahmed Abu Helbiya tells crowd of over 2,000 protestors, 'We call on all the factions to undertake efforts to contain the enemy and halt its aggression by planning martyrdom operations'

The cause being - the elimination of Israel.

78 Wishing  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:50:51am

re: #53 Charles

Meanwhile, in Pakistan...

Photo op for the boy's ears...

79 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:50:51am

re: #53 Charles

Meanwhile, in Pakistan...

Pakistani Shi'ite Muslims hold placards during an al-Quds day rally in Multan September 26, 2008. The annual al-Quds day rallies are a show of support for the Palestinian people. Al-Quds day is held on the last Friday of the Muslim holy fasting month of Ramadan.

That's some caption.

80 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:51:00am

re: #73 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Senator Blutarsky, what is your position on the current bailout plan?

Blowjob!

The only movie that contains more wisdom the Animal House is the GodFather.

81 Eowyn2  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:51:02am

re: #34 WrathofG-d

It should be noticed that the AFP excuses and whitewashes this blatent Anti-Semitism by calling it "supporting Palestinians".

Where I come from, that is called a "slipping of the mask" from the same people who claim that Anti-Zionism (at least theirs) isn't Anti-Semitism.

If that were so....how would the mocking of the death of 6 Million Jews (before there was even a Jewish state) and using blatant Anti-Semitic canards and imagery to do so be considered "Supporting Palestinians"?

The only end I see to this is when Iran wipes out most of the middle east (along with itself) but unfortunately, Israel will also be hit. The question is only how badly. May God Bless and Keep Israel.

82 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:51:16am

re: #67 Kosh's Shadow

Well, if they can think Mohammed (pork and bacon upon him) was the "most perfect human being" and also that he wed a 6 year old (or 9?), broke treaties, and was an all-around caravan robber, I guess they can handle the cognitive dissonance.

You premise is faulty. Cognitive dissonance ipso facto requires cognition.

83 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:51:22am

re: #34 WrathofG-d

It should be noticed that the AFP excuses and whitewashes this blatent Anti-Semitism by calling it "supporting Palestinians".

For my money, the Dreyfuss Affair is probably "alive and well".

85 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:52:29am

re: #73 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Senator Blutarsky, what is your position on the current bailout plan?

Blowjob!

Mister Horse, what about you?

No sir, I don't like it.

86 Cap'n DOC  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:52:59am

re: #46 Occasional Reader

No, but I'm positive the LutheranLutefiskLadies will have something to say about it.

87 quickjustice  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:53:01am

Third Reich. Germany. 1937. 'Nuff said.

88 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:53:28am

re: #74 WrathofG-d

did you see my 48?

Although the MSM is claiming these were unafilliated "students" the facts don't agree. The Basij malitia, is directly associated with the Ruling Government.

Yep, the Basij were formed specifically to protect the regime. A force of "brown shirt" irregulars to have on the streets.

89 Eowyn2  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:53:34am

re: #44 nyc redneck

double standards the world over.
amazing how the lowlifes everywhere get a pass.
libs, dems, moslems.
who will condemn this?


I would love to see the Pope slam this down. It would gather attention.

90 lawhawk  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:53:58am

re: #77 lawhawk

And we've got photos!

91 jsk1121  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:54:39am

re: #78 Wishing

Photo op for the boy's ears...

Holy gigantic ears, Batman, I think that guy is Obama's illegitimate lovechild from when he was in Pakistan in the 80s.

As they say, like father, like son. By that, I'm referring both to Barry's large ears and Barry Sr.'s propensity to love 'em and leave 'em.

92 HoosierHoops  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:55:03am

re: #26 Nevergiveup

Well I getting ready for the debate by drinking and watching "Animal House" on cable.

What time is the debate smackdown tonight?

93 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:55:06am

re: #48 WrathofG-d

Interesting. Their symbol is the same hand holding the gun that Hizb'allah has.

94 blangwort  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:55:33am

re: #53 Charles

Meanwhile, in Pakistan...

I'd like to celebrate Al Quds day too. Who am I supposed to hate?

Who did they hate before the US or Israel existed?

It must suck to be them.

95 Shug  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:55:42am

I'd love to see their reaction to a cartoon book featuring Muehommed and his child bride engaged in some karma sutra style honeymoon action.

might not be met with the same laughter

97 Lazarus  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:56:05am

This is not a culture that is enslaved by a few radical mullahs, or is on the brink of overthrowing their Islamofascist theocracy if they just had a little help from America. They are animals and their threats deserve to be answered with annihilation, and no amount of Western commercialism and English media and "university degrees" can negate that fact.

98 celtic templar  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:56:27am

WTF is with the mannequins?

[Link: www.daylife.com...]

Creepy ass religion.

99 Tarkus289  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:56:28am

Drudge has the Burning down the house video linked, how long till YouTube pulls it?

100 lifeofthemind  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:56:36am

"Caedite eos! Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius"

101 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:56:38am

re: #90 lawhawk

From the caption:

A Hamas parliamentarian called today for more suicide attacks against Israel as thousands of Palestinians marched through Gaza in honour of Al-Quds (Jerusalem) Day, an Iranian-declared observance.
102 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:56:50am

re: #11 conservativeChick

Ahh those sick bastards! There is no hell hot enough for them. Even Stan is to classy for them.

Thankfully, it's not up to Stan who gets into hell.

103 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:57:06am

re: #99 Tarkus289

Drudge has the Burning down the house video linked, how long till YouTube pulls it?

They won't pull it.

104 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:57:20am
105 reine.de.tout  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:57:22am

re: #44 nyc redneck

double standards the world over.
amazing how the lowlifes everywhere get a pass.
libs, dems, moslems.
who will condemn this?

We will.
Think about what goes on here (and other similar blogs, but particularly here).

I don't know a group of people in my hometown who have the collective knowledge that people here have.

And here we are, educating and encouraging one another.

I heard from another Lizard the other day - participation here helped her develop the factual knowledge and confidence to stand up and challenge a college prof who had the class engaged in some loony project.

That may not have happened without the knowledge gained here and the support she finds here from other readers.

So she reached a group of people who may have continued to be blind, and maybe at least a few of them will have their eyes opened. And they will reach others.

This is no small matter, even though each individual step is a small one.

106 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:57:35am

re: #104 buzzsawmonkey

LOL

107 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:57:42am

re: #92 HoosierHoops

What time is the debate smackdown tonight?

That's a good question, and also who are the moderators? They are going to be as biased as they come. McCain better be ready. And why the hell McCain agreed to have this spectacle in Oxford Mississippi with all that symbolism? What were they thinking?

108 Wishing  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:58:03am

re: #99 Tarkus289

Drudge has the Burning down the house video linked, how long till YouTube pulls it?

109 FightingBack  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:58:15am

re: #97 Lazarus

This is not a culture that is enslaved by a few radical mullahs, or is on the brink of overthrowing their Islamofascist theocracy if they just had a little help from America. They are animals and their threats deserve to be answered with annihilation, and no amount of Western commercialism and English media and "university degrees" can negate that fact.

I saw Condi on TV last night. She was falling all over herself to say that the culture and people of Iran are a great bunch. She repeated it at every chance.

110 David IV of Georgia  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:58:41am

re: #94 blangwort

I'd like to celebrate Al Quds day too. Who am I supposed to hate?

Who did they hate before the US or Israel existed?

It must suck to be them.

Russia, Austria, the Balkan States, Byzantium, Georgia, the Roman Catholic States, Byzantium (still), and so on...

111 Eowyn2  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:58:49am

re: #79 Ward Cleaver

That's some caption.

here's a great contrast

[Link: www.daylife.com...]

112 MrSilverDragon  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:58:52am

"Hate America and Crush Israel"... really?

I'd like for those protesters to consider what the world would be like if both those countries never existed.

Your festering cesspools in the Middle East would probably be 10 times deeper in fecal matter. Top on that, every separate faction of Islam trying to be the head of the Caliphate, meaning absolutely no solidarity and constant war there as well.

Oh, and forget any possible technology existing there, and your life expectancies cut at LEAST in half (not including those who chose to martyr themselves).

Yeah, hate America. Good for you.

Morons.

113 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:58:59am

re: #107 Nevergiveup

That's a good question, and also who are the moderators? They are going to be as biased as they come. McCain better be ready. And why the hell McCain agreed to have this spectacle in Oxford Mississippi with all that symbolism? What were they thinking?

8pm CDT.

114 HoosierHoops  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:59:06am

re: #100 lifeofthemind

"Caedite eos! Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius"


Now I know why Obama wants me to learn so many languages..
Just to read LGF's all the way..
:)

115 midwestgak  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:59:38am

re: #105 reine.de.tout

We will.
Think about what goes on here (and other similar blogs, but particularly here).

I don't know a group of people in my hometown who have the collective knowledge that people here have.

And here we are, educating and encouraging one another.

I heard from another Lizard the other day - participation here helped her develop the factual knowledge and confidence to stand up and challenge a college prof who had the class engaged in some loony project.

That may not have happened without the knowledge gained here and the support she finds here from other readers.

So she reached a group of people who may have continued to be blind, and maybe at least a few of them will have their eyes opened. And they will reach others.

This is no small matter, even though each individual step is a small one.


Hi Renie. Absolutely true. Gave you an upding

116 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 11:59:59am

re: #105 reine.de.tout

We will.
Think about what goes on here (and other similar blogs, but particularly here).

I don't know a group of people in my hometown who have the collective knowledge that people here have.

And here we are, educating and encouraging one another.

I heard from another Lizard the other day - participation here helped her develop the factual knowledge and confidence to stand up and challenge a college prof who had the class engaged in some loony project.

That may not have happened without the knowledge gained here and the support she finds here from other readers.

So she reached a group of people who may have continued to be blind, and maybe at least a few of them will have their eyes opened. And they will reach others.

This is no small matter, even though each individual step is a small one.

Very well said, reine...LGF truly is a wonderful resource.

117 celtic templar  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:00:07pm

re: #100 lifeofthemind

"Caedite eos! Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius"

Love it.

Kill them all, let G-d sort them out.

118 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:00:07pm

re: #112 MrSilverDragon

Dogs are known to bite the hands that feed them.

119 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:00:23pm

re: #109 FightingBack

I saw Condi on TV last night. She was falling all over herself to say that the culture and people of Iran are a great bunch. She repeated it at every chance.

Yup and the Palestinians are the blacks of the Middle East also. Well Paul sang give peace a chance in Tel Aviv the other day, so I am finally satisfied we are about to have peace in our time?

120 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:00:34pm
121 lifeofthemind  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:00:40pm

re: #114 HoosierHoops

Now I know why Obama wants me to learn so many languages..
Just to read LGF's all the way..
:)

For that sophisticated European air of savoir fair.

122 reine.de.tout  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:00:52pm

re: #115 midwestgak

Hi Renie. Absolutely true. Gave you an upding

Thanks, Gak!
(I just really love that name!)

123 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:01:05pm

re: #62 scottishbuzzsaw

Can we please accept that they mean what they say?!

They know what the evil dwarf means. What do you think most of the UN was applauding for?

124 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:01:19pm

re: #105 reine.de.tout

We will.
Think about what goes on here (and other similar blogs, but particularly here).

I don't know a group of people in my hometown who have the collective knowledge that people here have.

And here we are, educating and encouraging one another.

I
heard from another Lizard the other day - participation here helped her
develop the factual knowledge and confidence to stand up and challenge
a college prof who had the class engaged in some loony project.

That may not have happened without the knowledge gained here and the support she finds here from other readers.

So
she reached a group of people who may have continued to be blind, and
maybe at least a few of them will have their eyes opened. And they will
reach others.

This is no small matter, even though each individual step is a small one.

That's why I think of LGF as a university in it's truest sense - a community of people, engaged in the open exchange of ideas.

125 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:01:28pm
126 Eowyn2  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:01:35pm

re: #94 blangwort

I'd like to celebrate Al Quds day too. Who am I supposed to hate?

Who did they hate before the US or Israel existed?

It must suck to be them.

they hated each other. the Hindu. the Buddhist. the Christian. All religions older than islam, which is just about all religions.

127 lawhawk  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:01:45pm

Meanwhile, someone better be asking questions about this (full series here): How exactly is Abid Katib/Getty Images getting photos of Islamic Jihad showing off their rocket firing prowess in Gaza? We're told that these are practice launches. Right.

Oh, and where are these "practice launches" taking place? It's taking place in the former Israeli settlement of Atsmona.

The same settlement from which Israel forcibly removed Israelis as part of the 2005 disengagement. Arabs and Islamists around the world rail against Israeli settlements again in the UN. They're engaged in worldwide rallies against Israel.

The terrorists use the settlements as terror training camps. The media gets funneled these stories from stringers and reporters who are sympathetic to the cause, and no one bothers to note the irony that the terrorists are busy firing rockets (and that occasionally Israel will fire back at the area where rockets are fired from).

128 HoosierHoops  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:01:51pm

re: #113 Dark_Falcon

Thanks Falcon.. I think that means 9pm EST..
Isn't that one dude from PBS newshour the moderator?

129 Alouette  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:01:59pm

Oy, ich bin azoy umgebroyzelt! A groyse umgebroyzelnish! Ich gey yezt aroys umkehrn mistkastens.

130 celtic templar  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:02:20pm

re: #126 Eowyn2

they hated each other. the Hindu. the Buddhist. the Christian. All religions older than islam, which is just about all religions.

Islam needs to hate, easy to explain the Shia, Sunni division ... perpetuity.

131 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:02:37pm

re: #124 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

That's why I think of LGF as a university in it's truest sense - a community of people, engaged in the open exchange of ideas.

Absolutely, but which frat house has the keg party tonight?

132 David IV of Georgia  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:02:48pm

re: #100 lifeofthemind

"Caedite eos! Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius"

Attero! Dominatus! Caelum Denique! Interimo!

133 Eowyn2  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:03:19pm

re: #112 MrSilverDragon

"Hate America and Crush Israel"... really?

I'd like for those protesters to consider what the world would be like if both those countries never existed.

Your festering cesspools in the Middle East would probably be 10 times deeper in fecal matter. Top on that, every separate faction of Islam trying to be the head of the Caliphate, meaning absolutely no solidarity and constant war there as well.

Oh, and forget any possible technology existing there, and your life expectancies cut at LEAST in half (not including those who chose to martyr themselves).

Yeah, hate America. Good for you.

Morons.

No US, No Israel, No West - we know exactly what it would be like. There would be no restoration, nada, zip, just like the world was in 700 AD

134 Wishing  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:03:23pm

Burning Down the House
LINK

135 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:03:23pm

re: #123 Kosh's Shadow

They know what the evil dwarf means. What do you think most of the UN was applauding for?

I was speaking of the civilized world...it does still exist, yes?

136 MandyManners  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:03:29pm

My dinger's broken!

137 reine.de.tout  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:03:36pm

re: #124 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

That's why I think of LGF as a university in it's truest sense - a community of people, engaged in the open exchange of ideas.

And ideas and thoughts based on logic, not feelings.

138 FloridaAnole  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:03:48pm

Is this masterpiece in German or in Farsi?

139 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:03:57pm

re: #128 HoosierHoops

Thanks Falcon.. I think that means 9pm EST..
Isn't that one dude from PBS newshour the moderator?

Yes, I didn't remember how to spell his last name, so I only posted the time.

140 Ward Cleaver  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:04:01pm

re: #85 Who Watches the Watchmen?

Mister Horse, what about you?

No sir, I don't like it.

Fellow Ren & Stimpy Fan?

141 cliffster  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:04:48pm

re: #136 MandyManners

My dinger's broken!

That doesn't sound like a problem a "Mandy" would have.

142 Tarkus289  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:04:50pm

re: #136 MandyManners

I am glad you are a woman.

143 Wishing  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:05:05pm

I hope John gets some some rest before the match tonight.

144 lifeofthemind  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:05:11pm

re: #124 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

That's why I think of LGF as a university in it's truest sense - a community of people, engaged in the open exchange of ideas.

Pedantically, the Collegium was a community of scholars. The Unversitat was formed as the original Student's Union, designed to assist the pupils in negotiating their positions with the various Colleges.

145 eschew_obfuscation  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:05:16pm

re: #100 lifeofthemind

"Caedite eos! Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius"

Welcome to the LGF Learning Center Hotline!
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146 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:05:30pm
147 jiminycricket  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:05:44pm

Here is some of that vile filth.

[Link: www.irancartoon.com...]

This stuff is straight out of Der Stürmer. These people are the Nazis reincarnated.

148 yma o hyd  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:06:12pm

That just added to a day where the news made me feel sick non-stop.

I'm beginning to think the MSM are shilling for B0 because they are institutionally anti-semitic and would have no difficulties if someone like that evil dwarf got rid of the troublesome Jewish state for them.

Sick?
I can't eat as much as I want to vomit!

149 So?  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:07:15pm

...and what the US government is trying to re-instate relations with Iran which is why it didn't give Israel the green light to bomb their nuke facilities.


This display by the Iranians has made me so sick that bombing the facilities isn't good enough, Israel should nuke them. Prove to the world yes, it has nukes!
Fuck you Iran.

150 midwestgak  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:07:20pm

re: #122 reine.de.tout

Thanks, Gak!
(I just really love that name!)

Like so many things in America, many good things can come from a simple mistake. Sorta like Post-Its

151 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:07:23pm
152 reine.de.tout  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:07:23pm

re: #146 ploome hineni

I was thinking a few days ago, that 'slipperyslope' would be a hilarous name

Yes!
Lurkers, take heed! A great name for the taking, during next registration.

I missed the first registration I came across because I realized I didn't have a name, and as I was pondering, the registration closed.

153 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:07:31pm

re: #147 jiminycricket

Here is some of that vile filth.

[Link: www.irancartoon.com...]

This stuff is straight out of Der Stürmer. These people are the Nazis reincarnated.

No, they're not. The Nazis could fight. These people can only strike from ambush. Whenever they try a stand-up fight, we whip their asses.

154 Lazarus  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:07:58pm

re: #109 FightingBack

I saw Condi on TV last night. She was falling all over herself to say that the culture and people of Iran are a great bunch. She repeated it at every chance.

And we're to blame for putting people like this in power, who are supposed to be defending us. Instead they hand us over, agonizingly slowly, to the barbarians, and we just shrug indifferently, with the attitude that it doesn't really matter and we couldn't do any better.

The only answer is to stop accepting the usual conservative/liberal false alternative and commit to supporting only those who will defend our rights.

155 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:08:03pm

re: #148 yma o hyd

That just added to a day where the news made me feel sick non-stop.

I'm beginning to think the MSM are shilling for B0 because they are institutionally anti-semitic and would have no difficulties if someone like that evil dwarf got rid of the troublesome Jewish state for them.

Sick?
I can't eat as much as I want to vomit!

I hear you...I think I've about reached my limit for one day...

156 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:08:14pm
157 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:08:15pm

re: #140 Ward Cleaver

Fellow Ren & Stimpy Fan?

I am the Keeper of the Cheese and you...are the Lemon Merchant!

158 dhg4  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:08:27pm

Just for reference the Hebrew term for the Jewish Temple is Bait Hamikdash (literally "The House of the Holy").

So Jerusalem is referred to by the Arabs as Bayt al-Maqdis or Bayt al-Muqaddas, which was shortened to Al Quds.

Al Qods (or Quds) is simply an attempt to appropriate territory by corrupting a name.

159 ratso  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:08:27pm

I'll be this really makes the Menonittes (SIC?) really, really, mad huh?

160 MandyManners  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:08:29pm

*shaking head*

Seriously, is anyone else's dinger broken?

161 midwestgak  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:08:56pm

re: #122 reine.de.tout

Thanks, Gak!
(I just really love that name!)

I love this place. I already have two nicknames.
Jorline calls me mwg
and now Gak. Makes me feel so special. :)

162 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:09:07pm

Russia and the United States have reached a deal to seek a new U.N. resolution on Iran, Britain's U.N. ambassador said Friday.
Ambassador John Sawers spoke before heading into a high-level meeting at U.N. headquarters of nations concerned with events in Pakistan.

After the meeting, British Foreign Secretary David Miliband said the resolution will be introduced in the Security Council on Friday.

Western diplomats said the resolution would reaffirm three rounds of earlier U.N. sanctions to make clear that the process has not been dropped and that the council wants Iran to comply.

[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

Hey we really mean it this time!

What a bunch of weenies!

163 Tarkus289  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:09:09pm

re: #160 MandyManners

Thankfully not, which browser do you use?

164 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:09:14pm
165 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:09:18pm

re: #160 MandyManners

*shaking head*

Seriously, is anyone else's dinger broken?

My dinger is in perfect health...

166 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:09:19pm

re: #145 eschew_obfuscation

Welcome to the LGF Learning Center Hotline!
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167 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:09:28pm

re: #160 MandyManners

*shaking head*

Seriously, is anyone else's dinger broken?

mine's working just fine.

168 Wishing  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:09:41pm

re: #153 Dark_Falcon

No, they're not. The Nazis could fight. These people can only strike from ambush. Whenever they try a stand-up fight, we whip their asses.

lol...didnt the British say something like that about the flegling *Americans*? lol

169 kansas  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:09:46pm

re: #160 MandyManners

*shaking head*

Seriously, is anyone else's dinger broken?

Too personal Mandy.

170 eschew_obfuscation  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:09:52pm

re: #160 MandyManners

*shaking head*

Seriously, is anyone else's dinger broken?

I'm not touching that with a 10-foot dinger!

171 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:09:57pm

re: #135 scottishbuzzsaw

I was speaking of the civilized world...it does still exist, yes?

Somewhere, but not well represented at the UN.

172 vxbush  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:10:09pm

re: #160 MandyManners

*shaking head*

Seriously, is anyone else's dinger broken?

I had problems yesterday. Reloading the page fixed it.

173 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:10:18pm

re: #124 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

That's why I think of LGF as a university in it's truest sense

Welcome to Irony 101.

:P

174 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:10:21pm

re: #165 scottishbuzzsaw

My dinger is in perfect health...

So is mine, I just took that little blue pill.

175 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:10:31pm

re: #171 Kosh's Shadow

Somewhere, but not well represented at the UN.

That goes without saying.

176 Eowyn2  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:10:32pm

re: #135 scottishbuzzsaw

I was speaking of the civilized world...it does still exist, yes?

In some areas. The UN has the pissant iranian puke come 'talk' about the 'need' for the US and Israel to accomodate his fellow psychopaths with more weapons during the Israeli celebration which the f@#$%% islamist pigs want the world to forget. Half the world looks at this and says "they're only mad at the US and Israel, not at us" and yet, there are more and more small time terror attacks all of the time.

I hope the veneer of civility that the US has adopted is shattered prior to us all dying for the islamist cause.

177 Ben Hur  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:10:34pm

no comment.

178 kansas  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:10:38pm

re: #172 vxbush

I had problems yesterday. Reloading the page fixed it.


I'll tell my doctor.

179 rwmofo  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:10:40pm

Ho - ly - Cow!

Elly May is 75. Gotta wonder if Dash Riprock ever met his objective there.

...and Olivia Newton-John is 60.

Jeepers.

180 MandyManners  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:10:56pm

I.E. 7.

181 MrSilverDragon  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:10:58pm

re: #160 MandyManners

*shaking head*

Seriously, is anyone else's dinger broken?

Been working great... even better with that little blue pill.

182 ratso  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:11:13pm

errrrr, guys can't talk about their "dingers" can they?

183 Tarkus289  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:11:49pm

re: #180 MandyManners

When in doubt, reboot...

184 MandyManners  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:12:00pm

re: #172 vxbush

I had problems yesterday. Reloading the page fixed it.

That worked! Thanks!

185 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:12:14pm

re: #181 MrSilverDragon

Been working great... even better with that little blue pill.

Got one of those stuck in my throat once. Had a stiff neck for hours.

186 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:12:14pm

re: #168 Wishing

lol...didnt the British say something like that about the flegling *Americans*? lol

They did, then we had Von Steuben train our forces so they could take the British head to head. We learned and adapted, concepts the Islamists have a serious problem with.

187 lifeofthemind  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:12:21pm

The way to deal with Iran now may no longer be with Psyops but with SIOPs (Single Integrated Operational Plan). Twenty targets with varying payload that can be dialed in for each target as appropriate, 10kt to 200kt. Two Trident missiles will do the job. Apologies to those downwind.

188 unreconstructed rebel  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:12:22pm

Doe I understand that our lassies are looking for a man with a working dinger?

189 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:12:52pm

re: #174 Nevergiveup

So is mine, I just took that little blue pill.

Whoops...didn't think of how that would be used...I should have said that my husband's dinger is in perfect health...oh, goodness, did I just say that outloud?

190 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:13:18pm
191 cliffster  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:13:52pm

re: #184 MandyManners

That worked! Thanks!

So was this adolescent reaction at all unexpected?

192 So?  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:13:58pm

This shit by the Iranians is UNACCEPTABLE! What about a statement from Prez Bush? And every other leader in the free world. Nothing has changed in thousands of years. The whole world sits around in silence. Hey Larry King, why don't you invite the author of this book on your show.

193 eschew_obfuscation  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:13:59pm

re: #188 unreconstructed rebel

Doe I understand that our lassies are looking for a man with a working dinger?

Uh oh.....do they have to belong to the union?

194 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:14:12pm

re: #185 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Got one of those stuck in my throat once. Had a stiff neck for hours.

Did Bob Woodward write a book about that?

195 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:14:24pm

re: #145 eschew_obfuscation

re: #100 lifeofthemind

"Caedite eos! Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius"

Welcome to the LGF Learning Center Hotline!
Press '1' for English
Press '2' for Hebrew
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Roughly, "Kill 'em all, and let God sort 'em out."

196 FloridaAnole  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:14:32pm

re: #162 Nevergiveup

Russia and the United States have reached a deal to seek a new U.N. resolution on Iran, Britain's U.N. ambassador said Friday.
Ambassador John Sawers spoke before heading into a high-level meeting at U.N. headquarters of nations concerned with events in Pakistan.

After the meeting, British Foreign Secretary David Miliband said the resolution will be introduced in the Security Council on Friday.

Western diplomats said the resolution would reaffirm three rounds of earlier U.N. sanctions to make clear that the process has not been dropped and that the council wants Iran to comply.

[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

Hey we really mean it this time!

What a bunch of weenies!

Why is everything starting to sound like the 1930's all over again? The diplomatic community slapping an aggressor's wrist, the mess on wall street... etc. etc. ecchhh

197 FightingBack  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:14:43pm

re: #192 So?

This shit by the Iranians is UNACCEPTABLE! What about a statement from Prez Bush? And every other leader in the free world. Nothing has changed in thousands of years. The whole world sits around in silence. Hey Larry King, why don't you invite the author of this book on your show.

He's already had the boss.

198 J.S.  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:14:56pm

re: #148 yma o hyd

Early this morning (in the AM -- before I turned off CNN), CNN decided to go "behind the scenes" -- at their so-called "news desk" -- a group of CNN bimbos were "discussing" an interview made by Sarah Palin...these gals were trying to figure out some remarks made by Palin and how they were going to "spin" it -- that is, twist what Palin had said in the most unfavorable way imaginable -- and they were mulling it over amongst themselves...I imagine similar situations occur whenever the subject of Israel arises -- that is, they'll call a huddle and decide how to "spin it" -- that is, make it as nasty and disgusting as possible without becoming too blatantly or overtly racist...

199 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:14:58pm

re: #189 scottishbuzzsaw

Whoops...didn't think of how that would be used...I should have said that my husband's dinger is in perfect health...oh, goodness, did I just say that outloud?

Goodness has nothing to do with it darling.

200 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:15:01pm

re: #162 Nevergiveup

Russia and the United States have reached a deal to seek a new U.N. resolution on Iran, Britain's U.N. ambassador said Friday.
Ambassador John Sawers spoke before heading into a high-level meeting at U.N. headquarters of nations concerned with events in Pakistan.

After the meeting, British Foreign Secretary David Miliband said the resolution will be introduced in the Security Council on Friday.

Western diplomats said the resolution would reaffirm three rounds of earlier U.N. sanctions to make clear that the process has not been dropped and that the council wants Iran to comply.

[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

Hey we really mean it this time!

What a bunch of weenies!

What, no strongly worded letter?
There should be one. Delivered by ICBM.

201 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:15:10pm

re: #190 buzzsawmonkey

Note how many of the images are based on Western European stories: Pinocchio, the Little Match Girl, and, of course, the whole Holocaust/Nazi imagery (not to mention the allusion in one cartoon to French Holocaust-denier Faurisson, who is surely not very well known in the Ummah). These are made to appeal to Western European sensibilities and knowledge more than to those of Muslims--particularly as there is much sympathy and affection for the Nazis and their death camps in Muslim lands. It is in the West, not in the Ummah, that Nazis and the Holocaust are considered bad.

While these cartoons may perhaps speak to some Muslims, they are transparently aimed at fomenting antisemitism and anti-Israel sentiment in the West above all.

And it's our job to ensure they make no headway. Never again (though I'm not Jewish), means not letting Iran run this crud past us.

202 jiminycricket  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:15:10pm

re: #162 Nevergiveup

Russia and the United States have reached a deal to seek a new U.N. resolution on Iran, Britain's U.N. ambassador said Friday.
Ambassador John Sawers spoke before heading into a high-level meeting at U.N. headquarters of nations concerned with events in Pakistan.

After the meeting, British Foreign Secretary David Miliband said the resolution will be introduced in the Security Council on Friday.

Western diplomats said the resolution would reaffirm three rounds of earlier U.N. sanctions to make clear that the process has not been dropped and that the council wants Iran to comply.

[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

Hey we really mean it this time!

What a bunch of weenies!

It's one pathetic resolution after another just to pretend they care while they continue doing business with the barbarians. Hypocrites and quislings. Yuk! Here in Switzerland the Foreign Minister, Calmy Rey, recently signed a 30bn dollar gas deal with the Thug...complete with headscarf. Truly sickening.
Iran means 'Aryan nation'. No surprises there. Birds of a feather.

203 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:15:18pm

re: #195 Occasional Reader

Roughly, "Kill 'em all, and let God sort 'em out."

[Note, I am merely giving the translation, not endorsing this nor suggesting whether the comment is or is not delete-worthy.]

204 lawhawk  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:15:20pm

Biden: Telling the crowd what they want to hear in Pittsburgh. Now, what went unreported is whether he once again blamed the driver of the vehicle of being DUI when there's no such evidence?

205 So?  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:15:53pm

re: #162 Nevergiveup

It's all simply pathetic. You know what they can do with all their UN resolutions?Create a new toilet paper company.

206 MandyManners  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:16:29pm

re: #191 cliffster

So was this adolescent reaction at all unexpected?

Only before I posted. Once I did, I cringed.

207 rwmofo  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:16:34pm

Did anyone else have trouble getting on LGF yesterday or today?

208 FightingBack  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:16:34pm

re: #201 Dark_Falcon

Never Again is for everybody.

209 zombie  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:16:50pm

Grrrrr!

The New York Times just published an op-ed by a kindergarten teacher who congratulates herself for being a brilliant multiculturalist in the classroom. The crux of the op-ed is this anecdote:

I was moving around the classroom checking students’ writing when a question popped up out of nowhere. One of my American students, David, called out, “Ms. Shunnarah, can an elephant be a god?”

...I remembered from my studies of Hinduism in college that there is a religious entity known as Ganesh, who takes the form of an elephant....

This information about Ganesh came to me quickly and I am glad that it did, because I could have carelessly dismissed David’s comment as silly. Instead, I told him yes, and described Ganesh and his place in the Hindu religion. After I said this, I noticed that one of my students from India, Abhra, pulled out his own drawings of Ganesh from his backpack. He had been discussing his beliefs with David, when David had called out the question. This small bit of knowledge I had retained turned out to be important. After my response, Abhra smiled; his religious beliefs and identity were acknowledged. ...

Later Abhra’s mother came to me and said that I had made her son happy because I knew about Ganesh....What if I had responded from my own personal biases and religious perspective? What would have been the outcome for my student Abhra? Would he have been ashamed? Would he have kept his pictures hidden, damaging his sense of self?

Needless to say, most of the comments lavish praise on the teacher for being so sensitive.

I was so incensed that I took the rare step of actually submitting a comment of my own. Since I doubt it will ever see the light of day (NYTimes comments are moderated), I'll post it here:

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Why were you so cruel to your student? You congratulate yourself for improving the self-esteem of the Hindu student, but when you told the "American" (presumably Christian) student that elephants could be gods, did it ever even occur to you that you were destroying HIS self-esteem, and turning HIS world upside-down? No, apparently this did not occur to you, because attending to the feelings of and supporting the worldview of the non-Western students is paramount in your philosophy. It's more important to crush the beliefs of the Americans than it is to be even-handed. For all you know, you just ruined that little Christian boy's life: now he doubts his parents, because he no longer can trust what they say is true. If they lied about God, then they can lie about anything.

It would have been equally valid, and equally one-sided, to tell the Hindu boy that No, elephants cannot be Gods. But you didn't do that. Yet you did the mirror image, which is just as bad. And by taking sides, you gave your imprimatur to Hinduism, while rejecting monotheism. In your quest to be multicultural, you ended up taking sides anyway. It sickens me to see your overwhelming concern for the feelings of one of your students (the Hindu), and a complete unconscious lack of concern for the other student, who is just roadkill on your superhighway to a multicultural utopia.

As one of the other commenters here noted, saying to a Muslim that there are other gods besides Allah would rank as a capital offense in some countries; and informing the monotheist children -- Christian, Muslim, Jewish -- that it is a FACT that elephants can be gods, is likely to be extremely upsetting to them. Despite your fantasies, there is no middle ground on this issue, and you blundered spectacularly by supporting one religious viewpoint over the others. Stop patting yourself on the back for one moment to see the damage you've done, and probably do every single day of the year when you force all of your students through the multicultural sieve.

210 reine.de.tout  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:16:58pm

re: #160 MandyManners

*shaking head*

Seriously, is anyone else's dinger broken?

Mine was earlier.
close it out and reopen.

211 MrSilverDragon  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:17:12pm

re: #205 So?

It's all simply pathetic. You know what they can do with all their UN resolutions? Create a new toilet paper company.

The rash would be horrific.

212 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:17:13pm

re: #186 Dark_Falcon

They did, then we had Von Steuben train our forces so they could take the British head to head. We learned and adapted, concepts the Islamists have a serious problem with.

Because everything is in the Koran, and that only covers treachery, like breaking truces.

213 celtic templar  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:17:26pm

re: #203 Occasional Reader

[Note, I am merely giving the translation, not endorsing this nor suggesting whether the comment is or is not delete-worthy.]

From one of the Crusades, re: Cathars and Catholics, should the Crusaders discriminate, "Kill them all, G-d will know his own"

214 The Other Les  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:18:07pm

re: #179 rwmofo

Ho - ly - Cow!

Elly May is 75. Gotta wonder if Dash Riprock ever met his objective there.

...and Olivia Newton-John is 60.

Jeepers.

Okay.

You had to mention her...

215 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:18:51pm

re: #196 FloridaAnole

Why is everything starting to sound like the 1930's all over again? The diplomatic community slapping an aggressor's wrist, the mess on wall street... etc. etc. ecchhh

Because they're not teaching real history any more, and
those who forget history are condemned to repeating it.

216 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:18:59pm

re: #213 celtic templar

From one of the Crusades, re: Cathars and Catholics, should the Crusaders discriminate, "Kill them all, G-d will know his own"

Who said "Kill em all, and let G-D sort them out" or is that a play on the same?

217 celtic templar  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:19:04pm

re: #213 celtic templar

Albigensian Crusade ...

218 maddogg  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:19:19pm

It seems to me that, given the circumstances, the best course of action for Israel is to launch a campaign of conquest. Conquer the whole of the Middle east, then secure her boarders and subdue her enemies, then set up the surrounding countries as satellite buffer states. Radical idea? Well, how does living in a tiny space you could throw a hand grenade across while surrounded by deadly enemies intent on your destruction and murder sound? Reasonable? Is it reasonable to let these enemies have a piece of your holiest city for their own? How about letting them build mosques on your holy sites? Radical? Who has a better idea?

219 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:19:31pm

re: #182 ratso

errrrr, guys can't talk about their "dingers" can they?

Evidently you can...welcome to LGF, cousin!

220 Tarkus289  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:19:37pm

The history book on shelf....
is always repeating itself..

221 HoosierHoops  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:20:03pm

re: #160 MandyManners

*shaking head*

Seriously, is anyone else's dinger broken?


My dinger is fine.. I dinged you just to make sure..

222 celtic templar  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:20:24pm

re: #216 Nevergiveup

Who said "Kill em all, and let G-D sort them out" or is that a play on the same?

I would bet it is the same ...

According to the Cistercian writer Caesar of Heisterbach, one of the leaders of the Crusader army, the Papal legate Arnaud-Amaury, when asked by a Crusader how to distinguish the Cathars from the Catholics, answered: "Caedite eos! Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius" – "Kill them [all]! Surely the Lord discerns which [ones] are his". On the other hand, the legate's own statement, in a letter to the Pope in August 1209 (col.139), states:
while discussions were still going on with the barons about the release of those in the city who were deemed to be Catholics, the servants and other persons of low degree and unarmed attacked the city without waiting for orders froom their leaders. To our amazement, crying "to arms, to arms!", within the space of two or three hours they crossed the dotches and the walls and Béziers was taken. Our men spared no one, irrespective of rank, sex or age, and put to the sword almost 20,000 people. After this great slaughter the whole city was despoiled and burnt, as Divine vengeance miraculously...

In the footnotes

223 yma o hyd  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:20:33pm

re: #160 MandyManners

*shaking head*

Seriously, is anyone else's dinger broken?

Not now - was earlier on.
I closed LGF and started again, then it was okey-dokey ...

224 Wishing  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:20:34pm

re: #196 FloridaAnole

...not learning from their mistakes, they are doomed to repeat them, ya mean?
I think Americans, by and large, did learn from WW II, the holocaust and etc, but the same forces that produced that nightmare seem to lurk in the human psyche..Greed, malice, covetousness. Righteousness cant be legislated: it begins in the heart, as do all the world's evils.

225 redstateredneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:20:36pm

re: #214 The Other Les

Elly May
They only stay young in re-runs.

226 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:20:38pm

re: #217 celtic templar

Albigensian Crusade ...

Albigensian you
in all the old familiar places...

227 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:21:18pm

re: #221 HoosierHoops

My dinger is fine.. I dinged you just to make sure..

"Teacher says every time we ding MandyManners down, an angel gets its wings!"

228 Coldpizza  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:21:28pm

Would it be over the top to say Cut off their flea infested beards?

229 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:21:51pm

re: #136 MandyManners

I bet there are plenty of Boy Lizards who would lend you theirs.

230 FightingBack  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:21:53pm

re: #209 zombie

What, it was religious instruction hour? She would have swatted down any kid who asked a question referring to Judeo-Christian beliefs.

231 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:22:08pm

re: #227 Occasional Reader

HAHAHA you beat me to it.

232 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:22:21pm

re: #216 Nevergiveup

Who said "Kill em all, and let G-D sort them out"

I believe that particular formulation is usually attributed to Judge Roy Bean.

233 kansas  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:22:42pm

re: #225 redstateredneck

Elly May
They only stay young in re-runs.


Ouch!

234 rwmofo  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:22:42pm

re: #225 redstateredneck

Elly May
They only stay young in re-runs.

Thanks for killing the buzz...

235 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:23:30pm

re: #224 Wishing

...not learning from their mistakes, they are doomed to repeat them, ya mean?
I think Americans, by and large, did learn from WW II, the holocaust and etc, but the same forces that produced that nightmare seem to lurk in the human psyche..Greed, malice, covetousness. Righteousness cant be legislated: it begins in the heart, as do all the world's evils.

"Outlined against a blue-gray October sky, the Four Horsemen rode again. In dramatic lore they are known as famine, pestilence, destruction and death. These are only aliases. Their real names are: Stuhldreher, Miller, Crowley and Layden. They formed the crest of the South Bend cyclone before which another fighting Army team was swept over the precipice at the Polo Grounds this afternoon as 55,000 spectators peered down upon the bewildering panorama spread out upon the green plain below."

236 ratso  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:23:38pm

I like you cuz, glad I'm here :)re: #219 scottishbuzzsaw

Evidently you can...welcome to LGF, cousin!

237 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:23:47pm
238 Desert Dog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:23:57pm

re: #212 Kosh's Shadow

Because everything is in the Koran, and that only covers treachery, like breaking truces.

Our cause back in 1776 was a bit more nobler too. What do Islamists offer the world or their people? A return to the 7th century and a load of BS. They can call Israel whatever they wish, mock the Holocaust, compare Jews and Christians to monkeys and pigs, but when the day is over, they are still a bunch of as*holes believing a load of crap. Ever wonder why Jews and Christians succeed everywhere they go? Ever wonder why Muslims are trapped in perennial upheaval and have, for the most part, very terrible leaders? Gee, I wonder why that is?

239 Gearhead  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:24:22pm

re: #225 redstateredneck

Elly May
They only stay young in re-runs.

'Twould be less shocking if she'd get rid of the "Elly May" hairdo.

240 So?  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:25:09pm

/Yes, we can count on the Iranian students to save the day.

Fuck them and fuck Elly May. How did she get on such a serious thread?

241 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:25:34pm

re: #209 zombie

I remembered from my studies of Hinduism in college that there is a religious entity known as Ganesh, who takes the form of an elephant

And *I* learned that from a Simpsons episode. So there.

242 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:25:51pm

re: #236 ratso

I like you cuz, glad I'm here :)

I hear someone let you off the hook and you're not bringing the Bailey's tomorrow morning? Someone needs a whacking...with a clue-bat I mean...just so there's no misunderstanding...

243 jiminycricket  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:26:11pm

re: #216 Nevergiveup

244 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:26:31pm

re: #225 redstateredneck

Elly May
They only stay young in re-runs.

Not every woman can age as well as Sophia Loren.

245 loppyd  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:26:36pm

Heading out into the rain soaked afternoon.

BBL for the Friday Night Smackdown.

246 ratso  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:26:43pm

re: #242 scottishbuzzsaw

I hear someone let you off the hook and you're not bringing the Bailey's tomorrow morning? Someone needs a whacking...with a clue-bat I mean...just so there's no misunderstanding...


hahahah, what can I say, geeesh, I'll bring da baileys, I'll bring da baileys

247 MandyManners  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:26:46pm

re: #225 redstateredneck

Elly May
They only stay young in re-runs.

She still is pretty.

248 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:27:07pm
249 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:27:20pm

Dang, and here I went and came in to work, completely forgetting that today is Al-Quds Day.

250 yma o hyd  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:27:27pm

re: #162 Nevergiveup

Btw - and a bit OT:
That David Miliband, British Foreign secretary: any of you read David Horowitz autobiography? He mentions living close to his father in London.
Ralph Miliband was, of course, a communits, or Marxist as we call them when they're academics ...
Yep, he's another red diaper baby, is that David M.

251 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:27:27pm

re: #241 Occasional Reader

And *I* learned that from a Simpsons episode. So there.

"No offense Apu, but when they were handing out religions, you must have been taking a whiz or something."
/Homer Simpson

252 redstateredneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:27:55pm

re: #233 kansas

Ouch!

re: #234 rwmofo

Thanks for killing the buzz...


re: #237 buzzsawmonkey

I'm sure she will be renewed when she goes on Carousel...

re: #239 Gearhead

'Twould be less shocking if she'd get rid of the "Elly May" hairdo.


Reality is a mofo, y'all!
:D

253 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:28:13pm

re: #222 celtic templar

In many ways, modern warfare is much more civilized than it was in the Medieval Era. We actively avoided civilians in Iraq and Afghanistan, and they burnt and entire city to a crisp.

And yet, according to the moonbats, we're barbarians.

254 MandyManners  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:28:15pm

re: #239 Gearhead

'Twould be less shocking if she'd get rid of the "Elly May" hairdo.

It does nothing for her.

255 FightingBack  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:28:43pm

re: #247 MandyManners

She still is pretty.

I think so, too. I'd tone down the phoney hair, the eyebrows and the sequins a tad, but her beautiful face is still there.

256 walksatnight  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:28:47pm

No gold for you. I wonder if Alex Jones is having a fit over this news.

257 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:28:51pm

re: #248 buzzsawmonkey

...and Ganesh's family is known in Yiddish as the Ganesha Mishpocha.

[blank look]

My cat's breath smells like cat food!

(In other words, I don't get it)

258 Desert Dog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:28:54pm

re: #247 MandyManners

She still is pretty.

Jethro is still hanging in there too

259 MandyManners  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:29:06pm

re: #244 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Not every woman can age as well as Sophia Loren.

The face has been lifted. If not, it'd be sagging like the rest.

260 jiminycricket  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:29:12pm

Whoops. ? Gremlins.

261 lawhawk  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:29:18pm

re: #237 buzzsawmonkey

Just in case she didn't go to carousel.

262 MandyManners  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:29:28pm

re: #255 FightingBack

I think so, too. I'd tone down the phoney hair, the eyebrows and the sequins a tad, but her beautiful face is still there.

Good skin.

263 maddogg  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:29:29pm

re: #253 Honorary Yooper

In many ways, modern warfare is much more civilized than it was in the Medieval Era. We actively avoided civilians in Iraq and Afghanistan, and they burnt and entire city to a crisp.

And yet, according to the moonbats, we're barbarians.

Civilized war is for those who will tolerate losing.

264 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:29:31pm

"On Wall Street, nerves were stretched tighter after Washington Mutual Inc. became the largest U.S. bank to fail. British prime minister Gordon Brown arrived in Washington to hand in a bill of up to $95 bn for to rescue faltering British banks to be included in the American bail-out plan."

Think he wants a Mercedes with that?

265 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:29:41pm

re: #239 Gearhead

'Twould be less shocking if she'd get rid of the "Elly May" hairdo.

And lighten up just a tad on the eyebrow pencil...

266 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:29:47pm

re: #259 MandyManners

The face has been lifted. If not, it'd be sagging like the rest.

I think a couple of other things have been lifted, too.

267 Deafdog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:30:08pm

re: #249 Occasional Reader

Dang, and here I went and came in to work, completely forgetting that today is Al-Quds Day.

According to my calender, Sept 26 is "Native American Day"....I have no idea what the celebration is meant to entail, but I'll drink a few beers in their honor.

268 lobo91  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:30:45pm

re: #253 Honorary Yooper

In many ways, modern warfare is much more civilized than it was in the Medieval Era. We actively avoided civilians in Iraq and Afghanistan, and they burnt and entire city to a crisp.

And yet, according to the moonbats, we're barbarians.

That would be because the moonbats are completely ignorant of anything that occurs in the real world, pretty much by definition.

269 lifeofthemind  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:31:00pm

There is a concept that is becoming more appealing to me. Deal with each according to their own values. If a community is officially open to inquiry and tolerant of those who are peaceful even if in error then be tolerant of them. If a people adhere to a faith that calls for the systematic degredation of all others and the elimination of communities that subscribe to other faiths then treat them in accordance with their own precepts.

270 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:31:04pm

re: #264 Nevergiveup

"On Wall Street, nerves were stretched tighter after Washington Mutual Inc. became the largest U.S. bank to fail. British prime minister Gordon Brown arrived in Washington to hand in a bill of up to $95 bn for to rescue faltering British banks to be included in the American bail-out plan."

Think he wants a Mercedes with that?

Just fries. He wants 'em supersized.

271 MandyManners  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:31:13pm

re: #258 Desert Dog

Jethro is still hanging in there too

Remember the iron-coated hat for Double-Nought Seven?

272 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:31:21pm
273 jcw46  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:31:38pm

OT pardon me but I saw no other thread on this:

Yesterday I was unable to access LGF.
I received the same error message as when the sitemeter thing happened.
I don't think it was me as I didn't change anything and today I can access it again. Since I can access the site it's a moot point concerning what happened I just wanted to note this for whoever might be interested. I'm using xp sp3 I.E. 6.0

As an aside, I went looking for any site that was termed "LGF Alternate" and found a bunch of sites that for some reason are not happy with LGF or Charles. WAY TO GO CHARLES. They were not too cogent and some threads had posts that were DAYS apart.

"While it is true that a man can be judged by his friends, it is no less true that he can be judged by his enemies. A weak character does not have enemies, but only those who pity or despise him."

274 Desert Dog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:31:40pm

re: #271 MandyManners

I preferred his acting name: Beef Jerky

275 unreconstructed rebel  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:31:41pm

re: #268 lobo91

Yup. The world-view from Mom's basement apartment is pretty limited.

276 celtic templar  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:31:45pm

re: #253 Honorary Yooper

In many ways, modern warfare is much more civilized than it was in the Medieval Era. We actively avoided civilians in Iraq and Afghanistan, and they burnt and entire city to a crisp.

And yet, according to the moonbats, we're barbarians.

Demonization of the righteous ... nothing new.

277 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:31:51pm

re: #267 Deafdog

According to my calender, Sept 26 is "Native American Day"....I have no idea what the celebration is meant to entail, but I'll drink a few beers in their honor.

Well shoot, that can be anyone who was born in America. Count me in on the celebration. :-)

278 jiminycricket  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:31:52pm

It's a bit disturbing when you think hundreds of millions of people in India actually believe in the literal existence of an elephant god hanging out somewhere in the Himalayas when in fact he's a.......symbol.

279 FloridaAnole  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:31:53pm

Speaking of religions, what the hell were the Quakers ( or at least the American Friends Service Committee) doing eating a meal last night with Achmedine --- oh well, Dinner Jacket? I thought they were these big Peace and amnesty and tolerance advocates. I find their snuggling up to a bomb-making terrorism exporter incomprehensible.

280 redstateredneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:31:53pm

re: #259 MandyManners

The face has been lifted. If not, it'd be sagging like the rest.

Naw, that's why she's posed with her chip up.

281 MandyManners  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:31:57pm

re: #266 Occasional Reader

I think a couple of other things have been lifted, too.

Maybe just good push-up bra.

282 ggt  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:32:07pm

Good Morning Lizards! It is a beautiful Day in the Very Far Western Suburbs of Chicagoland.

GDP is up. Life can't be all that bad. Right? I am trying hard to understand all this with the current doom-and-gloom attitude of the MSM. Help!

How are you-all and what are we talking about?

283 redstateredneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:32:15pm

chin, not chip, dammit!

284 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:32:29pm

re: #267 Deafdog

According to my calender, Sept 26 is "Native American Day"....I have no idea what the celebration is meant to entail, but I'll drink a few beers in their honor.

given the history of alcohol among Native Americans, I would think that improper.

285 The Other Les  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:32:29pm

re: #244 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Not every woman can age as well as Sophia Loren.

Yes.

But I wouldn't looking at a long term relationship there.

286 Wishing  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:32:45pm

re: #267 Deafdog

This evening is Rosh haSHanah...

287 Raven1  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:32:48pm

This is OT. I have a friend who has sacrificed to send his children to catholic schools. He would have owned a house if he sent his children to public schools, but he wanted the best for his children. Will the government be sending him a check? After all, he is still renting. He played by the rules, so where is his bailout?

288 HoosierHoops  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:33:01pm

re: #272 buzzsawmonkey

The word "mishpocha" means "family" in both Hebrew and Yiddish. "The whole family" in Yiddish is the "ganze mishpocha," as in, "we had the ganze mishpocha to visit for the holidays."

In other words, lame interplay between the name of Ganesh and Yiddish term for "whole." Having offended the Elephant God, of course, I now fully expect to either be sat on, or crushed beneath many sacks of peanuts.


You might have 6 more arms start growing on you..
/ Yankee pitching prospect

289 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:33:19pm

re: #261 lawhawk

Just in case she didn't go to carousel.

Has somebody, somewhere, done a remix of the musical "Carousel", complete with "Sandmen" and lifeclocks?

Possible musical numbers: A Sandman singing to wannabe Carousel escapees, "You'll Never Run Alone".

290 lawhawk  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:33:24pm

re: #286 Wishing

Nope. Rosh HaShana starts Monday night.

291 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:33:49pm

re: #282 ggt

Good Morning Lizards! It is a beautiful Day in the Very Far Western Suburbs of Chicagoland.

GDP is up. Life can't be all that bad. Right? I am trying hard to understand all this with the current doom-and-gloom attitude of the MSM. Help!

How are you-all and what are we talking about?

Nope. With GDP up, no two consecutive quarters of negative growth, life is better than the MSM makes it out to be.

292 Gearhead  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:33:51pm

re: #266 Occasional Reader

I think a couple of other things have been lifted, too.

Did you notice what her earrings are hanging from?


Her ankles.

293 Desert Dog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:33:52pm

re: #287 Raven1

This is OT. I have a friend who has sacrificed to send his children to catholic schools. He would have owned a house if he sent his children to public schools, but he wanted the best for his children. Will the government be sending him a check? After all, he is still renting. He played by the rules, so where is his bailout?

Maybe Wamu will hire him as the CEO for 15-20 minutes. That should recoup his investment

294 GeeWiz  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:34:01pm

re: #120 ploome hineni

..............and I wil say this again

these people are not human, they are humanoid........behave like baboons

/spit

All humans are animals in the strict sense. Some of us strive to rise above it, others, not so much.

295 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:34:13pm

re: #283 redstateredneck

chin, not chip, dammit!

Good thing that chip...I mean chin...isn't on her shoulder...

296 kansas  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:34:14pm

re: #273 jcw46

I didn't see anybody else, but on another thread Charles hit this. He did something then undid it. I couldn't load this AM then it got better.

297 The Other Les  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:34:24pm

re: #284 Dark_Falcon

given the history of alcohol among Native Americans, I would think that improper.

Give them a couple of thousand years and they will adjust.

298 MandyManners  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:34:31pm

re: #274 Desert Dog

I preferred his acting name: Beef Jerky

Remember when he wanted to be a 5-star general?

299 yma o hyd  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:35:02pm

re: #198 J.S.

Yep - but I think it goes even deeper: they only need to get some coded words in about Israel and the RoP, thats all.
They're doing very well already: the BBC isn't reporting on muslim teorrorist attacks any longer - its bomb attacks, or 'some insurgents' or similar anodyne stuff.
No need to get exited ...

Of course, with affirmative action, the number of muslim reporters and journalists is probably greater than the percentage of muslims in the population. You've all noticed how successful the RoPers are at screaming 'racist' when someone attacks their religion.

Funny how attacking Jews and/or Israel isn't racist, or anti-semitic ...

300 Desert Dog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:35:11pm

re: #298 MandyManners

I loved that show growing up, it's still funny today....

301 Wishing  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:35:14pm

re: #290 lawhawk

My mistake..sorry! Shanah Tovah anyway!

302 nyc redneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:35:24pm

re: #89 Eowyn2

I would love to see the Pope slam this down. It would gather attention.

it's like we ignore this and give it a pass because we lower the bar of expectation for these scum. i say we raise it (too bad michelle) and hold them to the same standards for human behavior as the rest of us. ridicule and taunt them and shine a light on their vulgar antics .

303 MandyManners  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:35:25pm

re: #280 redstateredneck

Naw, that's why she's posed with her chip up.

That pose would not reverse the sinkage.

304 celtic templar  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:36:13pm

re: #302 nyc redneck

it's like we ignore this and give it a pass because we lower the bar of expectation for these scum. i say we raise it (too bad michelle) and hold them to the same standards for human behavior as the rest of us. ridicule and taunt them and shine a light on their vulgar antics .

Hear Hear ...

305 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:36:25pm

And the Dow is on track to have, um, a moderately good day.

I *definitely* didn't expect that when I went to bed last night.

306 Twilight  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:36:27pm

Disgusting bastards! It's just plain infuriating! And they keep it doing all the time.

[The rest of the comment has been self-deleted due to a language self-control system that is barely holding up]

The day of reckoning is coming, though. They WILL pay.

307 jiminycricket  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:37:00pm

re: #190 buzzsawmonkey

Some of those cartoons are by westerners and I'm sure plenty more too. Noticeably, by Brazilians and Italians.

308 kansas  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:37:15pm

re: #305 Occasional Reader

And the Dow is on track to have, um, a moderately good day.

I *definitely* didn't expect that when I went to bed last night.

Got 30 minutes then after hours.

309 ggt  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:37:19pm

re: #291 Honorary Yooper

considering I know ONE person who is having trouble with their mortgage and in danger of losing their home --due to their own mishanding of funds, I have to wonder WHO AND WHERE the people are that are affected by this crisis.

310 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:37:20pm

re: #298 MandyManners

Remember when he wanted to be a 5-star general?

Kinda like when Obama wanted to join the Marines?

311 Buck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:37:25pm

re: #273 jcw46

OT pardon me but I saw no other thread on this:

Yesterday I was unable to access LGF.
I received the same error message as when the sitemeter thing happened.
I don't think it was me as I didn't change anything and today I can access it again. Since I can access the site it's a moot point concerning what happened I just wanted to note this for whoever might be interested. I'm using xp sp3 I.E. 6.0

As an aside, I went looking for any site that was termed "LGF Alternate" and found a bunch of sites that for some reason are not happy with LGF or Charles. WAY TO GO CHARLES. They were not too cogent and some threads had posts that were DAYS apart.

"While it is true that a man can be judged by his friends, it is no less true that he can be judged by his enemies. A weak character does not have enemies, but only those who pity or despise him."

Can you explain why you are still using IE 6.0?
I am just curious.

312 Dianna  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:37:54pm

Off to the doc's, which is beginning to feel like a regular Friday date.

I'm suffering from the psychological longing for a smoke, because of anxiety.

Someone think calm thoughts in my direction!

313 midwestgak  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:38:22pm

re: #302 nyc redneck

it's like we ignore this and give it a pass because we lower the bar of expectation for these scum. i say we raise it (too bad michelle) and hold them to the same standards for human behavior as the rest of us. ridicule and taunt them and shine a light on their vulgar antics .

That reminds me of a song that's just on the tip of my tongue

314 kansas  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:38:32pm

re: #309 ggt

considering I know ONE person who is having trouble with their mortgage and in danger of losing their home --due to their own mishanding of funds, I have to wonder WHO AND WHERE the people are that are affected by this crisis.

I had a client in the office today from California. Says he knows where they are. Se Habla.

315 Desert Dog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:38:35pm

re: #305 Occasional Reader

And the Dow is on track to have, um, a moderately good day.

I *definitely* didn't expect that when I went to bed last night.

Maybe it's because we have 435+1 Santa Claus' working on an extra early Christmas present for them. "$1 Trillion dollars! How did you know what I wanted? THANK YOU SANTA!" Maybe I am mistaken, but bad little boys and girls don't get $1 Trillion dollars", do they?

316 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:38:50pm

re: #312 Dianna

Off to the doc's, which is beginning to feel like a regular Friday date.

I'm suffering from the psychological longing for a smoke, because of anxiety.

Someone think calm thoughts in my direction!

Sure but can you pick me up a pack while your out?

317 Dianna  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:39:24pm

re: #316 Nevergiveup

Sure but can you pick me up a pack while your out?

Cruel!

But very funny!

Bye!

318 SummerSong  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:39:26pm

re: #305 Occasional Reader

Agreed. With futures down they way they were at midnight, I was thinking 200 or so points down. Glad it didn't happen.

319 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:39:32pm

re: #310 Nevergiveup

Kinda like when Obama wanted to join the Marines?

Wasn't that Hillary?

320 jcw46  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:39:32pm

re: #297 The Other Les

Ah. Thanks for the reply. Given windows past performance I'm still waiting for xp to do something stupendously wrong one day. I know, I know it's proven to be very stable but I learned my 'puter skills on the old black dos screen and windows 3.1 so whenever I'm using the computer and something doesn't work right my first instinct is to -- blame the Operating System -- not the operator :>

321 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:39:40pm

re: #312 Dianna

Off to the doc's, which is beginning to feel like a regular Friday date.

I'm suffering from the psychological longing for a smoke, because of anxiety.

Someone think calm thoughts in my direction!

On the way...

322 ggt  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:39:41pm

re: #312 Dianna

Deep Cleansing Breath Deep Cleansing Breath Deep Cleansing Breath . . .

323 Deafdog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:39:56pm

re: #277 Honorary Yooper

Well shoot, that can be anyone who was born in America. Count me in on the celebration. :-)

Apparantly, my Philadelphia-born heritage does not qualify me.....

NATIVE AMERICAN DAY

Before you diss it too much, Ronnie Ron Reagan made it the official holiday in California back in 1968

California law in 1968

I'll drink to the holiday anyway...

324 ggt  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:40:10pm

re: #314 kansas

ah!

325 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:40:10pm

re: #308 kansas

Got 30 minutes then after hours.

Well, sure, and then Monday. But I was expecting that the Dow would work up a Number 6* on us today.

__________________________________________________ ________
*that's where the bear market goes a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

326 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:40:13pm

re: #313 midwestgak

That reminds me of a song that's just on the tip of my tongue

Rolling Stones?

327 Raven1  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:40:15pm

re: #315 Desert Dog

Hwat comes after a trillion?

328 midwestgak  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:40:36pm

re: #312 Dianna

Off to the doc's, which is beginning to feel like a regular Friday date.

I'm suffering from the psychological longing for a smoke, because of anxiety.

Someone think calm thoughts in my direction!

Hang in there with that miseable longing crap. I quit 3 months ago. Keep remembering why you quit in the first place.

Strength to you.

329 FloridaAnole  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:41:08pm

re: #319 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Wasn't that Hillary?

No, Hillary was shot down over Bagdad when she was in the Air Force.

330 HoosierHoops  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:41:13pm

Can you explain why you are still using IE 6.0?
I am just curious.

Because, In my case, There are issues with Oracle 11i in the upgraded version of IE and Firefox..When we upgrade to Oracle 12 then I can upgrade..
/Life without Oracle is like the world without air.
an empty empty existance..

331 SummerSong  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:41:20pm

re: #312 Dianna

Dianna,

Cut a straw to the same size as a cigarette. Draw deep breathes through it. It helps.

332 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:41:29pm
333 Lazarus  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:41:41pm

re: #269 lifeofthemind

There is a concept that is becoming more appealing to me. Deal with each according to their own values. If a community is officially open to inquiry and tolerant of those who are peaceful even if in error then be tolerant of them. If a people adhere to a faith that calls for the systematic degredation of all others and the elimination of communities that subscribe to other faiths then treat them in accordance with their own precepts.


Well said. You're exactly right. And there is a simple, elegant word that captures the virtue of judging people according to their values: justice.

334 Deafdog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:41:48pm

re: #286 Wishing

This evening is Rosh haSHanah...

Well, Shanni tova (I think that's right) to my Jewish friends.

335 ggt  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:41:49pm

re: #327 Raven1

googleplex ;)

(meaning: too high for me to count)

336 Jimash  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:41:54pm

re: #53 Charles

Ooooh, an international event. Joy to the world !

These fuckers should pray hard that Americans don't start demonstrating like this.

337 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:41:57pm

re: #327 Raven1

Hwat comes after a trillion?

a trillion and one, of course.

338 SummerSong  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:42:02pm

Breaths, even...

339 midwestgak  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:42:17pm

re: #326 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Let the sun shine, Let the sun shine in, the sun shine it.

340 Desert Dog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:42:28pm

re: #329 FloridaAnole

No, Hillary was shot down over Bagdad when she was in the Air Force.

"I remember that day....shot down over Baghdad.....then, I put in another quarter and I was back in business.....whew, I love living the dangerous life!"

341 Raven1  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:42:44pm

I knew that, what is the next big number? A zillion?

342 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:42:50pm

re: #329 FloridaAnole

No, Hillary was shot down over Bagdad when she was in the Air Force.

Over Bagdad?
I don't think I'll ever be over Bagdad.

343 eschew_obfuscation  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:42:51pm

re: #327 Raven1

Hwat comes after a trillion?

A Gob!

344 Nevergiveup  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:42:54pm

re: #329 FloridaAnole

No, Hillary was shot down over Bagdad when she was in the Air Force.

I thought she was shot down over Macho Grande?

345 Desert Dog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:43:01pm

re: #327 Raven1

Hwat comes after a trillion?

I hope we never find out.....bailout-wise

346 kansas  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:43:10pm

re: #325 Occasional Reader

I thought that too, and then I'd been seeing the big dump in the last hour, looks like this is gonna be up. No bail out and the markets are up. What's that about?

347 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:43:27pm

re: #339 midwestgak

Let the sun shine, Let the sun shine in, the sun shine it.

Ah. The 5th Dimension - Age of Aquarius.

348 unreconstructed rebel  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:43:27pm

Quiz time: Somebody quote Obama.

tic...tic....tic

Quickly, quickly.

tic...tic...tic

Couldn't, could ya?

349 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:43:32pm

re: #309 ggt

considering I know ONE person who is having trouble with their mortgage and in danger of losing their home --due to their own mishanding of funds, I have to wonder WHO AND WHERE the people are that are affected by this crisis.

I don't know of any out here in real life that are. I too wonder where these folks are. My guess is that the majority of them were people who invested in houses and condos in the California and Florida markets expecting these prices to go up rapidly. Thus, they didn't actually live in the units, but they expected to make a quick profit by selling them quickly. Basically a large game of hot potato, and they got caught with the potato when the music stopped.

Now, the ones in the Midwest (MI, OH, etc) are due mostly to job losses rather than speculation. I find it very interesting that there are two entirely differing reasons for house foreclosure. I don't mind aiding the job loss folks, but the speculators who wanted a quick buck should just plain lose. They knew the game and they lost.

350 Buck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:43:48pm

re: #330 HoosierHoops

Can you explain why you are still using IE 6.0?
I am just curious.

Because, In my case, There are issues with Oracle 11i in the upgraded version of IE and Firefox..When we upgrade to Oracle 12 then I can upgrade..
/Life without Oracle is like the world without air.
an empty empty existance..

However, in theory you could have more than one browser (like Chrome, or FF) and use them for the net, and IE 6.0 for internal database queries...

Your business, but for me anything but IE 6.0 for the regular internet.

351 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:43:57pm

re: #344 Nevergiveup

I thought she was shot down over Macho Grande?

Over Macho Grande?
I'll never get over Macho Grande.

352 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:44:00pm

re: #348 unreconstructed rebel

Quiz time: Somebody quote Obama.

tic...tic....tic

Quickly, quickly.

tic...tic...tic

Couldn't, could ya?

Hope & Change...

353 ggt  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:44:01pm
354 HoosierHoops  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:44:02pm

re: #312 Dianna

Off to the doc's, which is beginning to feel like a regular Friday date.

I'm suffering from the psychological longing for a smoke, because of anxiety.

Someone think calm thoughts in my direction!


How about some positive thoughts.. You are going to live many many more years and feel so much better..
and you'll be so proud of your accomplishment of stopping..
Best Wishes Dianna and hang tough

355 midwestgak  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:44:05pm

re: #339 midwestgak

Let the sun shine, Let the sun shine in, the sun shine itin.

356 kansas  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:44:11pm

re: #341 Raven1

I knew that, what is the next big number? A zillion?

I'm guessing quadrillion.

357 ratso  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:44:17pm

good morning? where ya been? re: #282 ggt

358 Desert Dog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:44:19pm

re: #347 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Let the Midnight Special shine her light on me,
Let the Midnight Special shine her ever-loving light on me.
?

359 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:44:21pm

re: #342 Kosh's Shadow

Over Bagdad?
I don't think I'll ever be over Bagdad.

It was the Macho Hembra Grande of all battles!

360 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:44:40pm

re: #348 unreconstructed rebel

Quiz time: Somebody quote Obama.

tic...tic....tic

Quickly, quickly.

tic...tic...tic

Couldn't, could ya?

Above my paygrade, typical white person, bitter clingers, I can think of lots of Obama quotes.

361 HoosierHoops  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:44:52pm

re: #332 ploome hineni

how can I check which version of IE I am using?

Click Help and select 'about internet explorer'

362 willowone  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:45:08pm

re: #352 scottishbuzzsaw uh , uh, uhm,

363 Russkilitlover  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:45:08pm

re: #305 Occasional Reader

And the Dow is on track to have, um, a moderately good day.

I *definitely* didn't expect that when I went to bed last night.

Neither did I, but then, I expected a bit more clarity on the bailout and none has come forth today. So the markets will react to a deal and they will react if a deal drags out, then will react again once they digest the deal. You need to be fast on your feet in this market for the next few weeks.

364 nyc redneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:45:21pm

i think i've lost 10 lbs. since 9-11.
who needs a diet?

365 Deafdog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:45:25pm

re: #348 unreconstructed rebel

Quiz time: Somebody quote Obama.

tic...tic....tic

Quickly, quickly.

tic...tic...tic

Couldn't, could ya?


What is "Uh...."?

366 unreconstructed rebel  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:45:32pm

Alright! No crib sheets.

367 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:45:38pm

re: #327 Raven1

Hwat comes after a trillion?

A trillion and one. :-)

No, seriously, it's a quadrillion, followed by a quintrillion.

368 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:45:52pm

re: #362 willowone

uh , uh, uhm,

*spew*...thanks, sweetie...I forgot that one...;>)

369 redstateredneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:46:14pm

re: #358 Desert Dog

Let the Midnight Special shine her light on me,
Let the Midnight Special shine her ever-loving light on me.
?

That's what came to my mind.

370 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:46:14pm

re: #327 Raven1

Hwat comes after a trillion?

Impeachments and term limits

371 Son of the Black Dog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:46:19pm

re: #215 Kosh's Shadow

Because they're not teaching real history any more, and
those who forget history are condemned to repeating it.

And that's what really scares me about BHO. I don't believe that he has ever learned any history (or geography), and thus is without the frame of reference needed by a President to make informed decisions. He has no concept of the magnitude of what he doesn't know.

372 ggt  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:46:20pm

million = 1
biillion = 2
trillion = 3
quadrillion = 4

Ach, I should have had a V-8! Considering I've been helping my kid with his latin homework all week.

373 SummerSong  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:46:22pm

re: #346 kansas

Big players standing aside and the little retail guys buying?

374 ratso  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:46:28pm

good eveing lizard nation

375 FloridaAnole  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:46:38pm

... but that's nothing; Biden was shot at while he was flying in a helicopter over Afghanistan.

376 unreconstructed rebel  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:46:45pm

re: #370 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Impeachments and term limits

You wish.

377 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:46:48pm

re: #348 unreconstructed rebel

Quiz time: Somebody quote Obama.

tic...tic....tic

Correct!

(I think it's fair to describe "uhhh" as a kind of nervous tic)

378 yma o hyd  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:47:00pm

re: #312 Dianna

Off to the doc's, which is beginning to feel like a regular Friday date.

I'm suffering from the psychological longing for a smoke, because of anxiety.

Someone think calm thoughts in my direction!

{Dianna}

~ calm thoughts ~
~~gentle sound of small waves breaking on the shingles ~~
~~~ soft rustle of leaves in the wind ~~~

Hope you'll be fine tonight!

379 nyc redneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:47:19pm

re: #105 reine.de.tout

great answer to that question.

380 Gearhead  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:47:25pm

re: #348 unreconstructed rebel

Quiz time: Somebody quote Obama.

tic...tic....tic

Quickly, quickly.

tic...tic...tic

Couldn't, could ya?

"Umm, uh, ahh, umm, I..er, uhhh. They're gonna try and make you afraid of me"

381 midwestgak  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:47:28pm

re: #347 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Thanks, that would have bothered me all night :)

382 jiminycricket  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:47:58pm

re: #326 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Rolling Stones?

Exile on main Street..Rolling Stones. Track 17 'Shine a Light'

383 cliffster  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:48:02pm

re: #330 HoosierHoops

Can you explain why you are still using IE 6.0?
I am just curious.

Because, In my case, There are issues with Oracle 11i in the upgraded version of IE and Firefox..When we upgrade to Oracle 12 then I can upgrade..
/Life without Oracle is like the world without air.
an empty empty existance..

VM with Oracle. Need Oracle? Fire up the VM. Oracle ravages a system - it asks too much.

384 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:48:12pm

re: #375 FloridaAnole

... but that's nothing; Biden was shot at while he was flying in a helicopter over Afghanistan.

The crafty taliban somehow managed to use their snow weapons on Biden

385 HoosierHoops  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:48:20pm

re: #368 scottishbuzzsaw

*spew*...thanks, sweetie...I forgot that one...;>)

ohho hooo I know one *raises hand*
' This is silly season '

386 Desert Dog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:48:23pm

re: #353 ggt

million, trillion , , ,

$1 vigintillion (63 zeros)! Ouch

387 nyc redneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:48:31pm

re: #304 celtic templar

Hear Hear ...

:D

388 eschew_obfuscation  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:48:33pm

re: #378 yma o hyd

{Dianna}

~ calm thoughts ~
~~gentle sound of small waves breaking on the shingles ~~
~~~ soft rustle of leaves in the wind ~~~

Hope you'll be fine tonight!

If the waves are breaking on the shingles, she's gonna need a boat to get home ;~)

389 ggt  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:48:36pm

re: #357 ratso

hey, I'm in my own time-zone. (not enough fresh coffee)

:)

390 redstateredneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:48:49pm

re: #381 midwestgak

Thanks, that would have bothered me all night :)

Now you'll be singing it in your head all night.

391 unreconstructed rebel  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:48:51pm

re: #380 Gearhead

"Umm, uh, ahh, umm, I..er, uhhh. They're gonna try and make you afraid of me"

Don't ever try this without a teleprompter.

392 Raven1  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:49:35pm

re: #356 kansas

Here are the large numbers:
[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

393 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:50:05pm

re: #382 jiminycricket

Exile on main Street..Rolling Stones. Track 17 'Shine a Light'

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

Putting Exile on right now. I'm amazed that album sounds as great as it does considering how many drugs were consumed during its production.

394 midwestgak  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:50:05pm

re: #369 redstateredneck

That's what came to my mind.

That works too! :)

395 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:50:27pm

re: #312 Dianna

Off to the doc's, which is beginning to feel like a regular Friday date.

I'm suffering from the psychological longing for a smoke, because of anxiety.

Someone think calm thoughts in my direction!

Moby to the rescue!

(No, really.)

396 unreconstructed rebel  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:50:33pm

The correct answer is "Change we can believe in".

My problem - I have not a clue what that means.

397 FloridaAnole  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:50:37pm

re: #384 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
Snow weapons - good one!

398 midwestgak  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:50:53pm

re: #390 redstateredneck

Now you'll be singing it in your head all night.

LOLOLOLO

399 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:50:57pm

re: #386 Desert Dog

$1 vigintillion (63 zeros)! Ouch

Oh, vigintillion. I read that wrong at first.

400 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:51:05pm
401 HoosierHoops  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:51:23pm

re: #383 cliffster

VM with Oracle. Need Oracle? Fire up the VM. Oracle ravages a system - it asks too much.


Ask not what Oracle can do for you..But what you can do for Oracle..
/yummy..this kool-aid tastes great..

402 ggt  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:51:27pm

Well, my allotted time on the computer us up for this afternoon.

Have a great day all!

403 jiminycricket  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:51:39pm

re: #393 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Putting Exile on right now. I'm amazed that album sounds as great as it does considering how many drugs were consumed during its production.

It's one of the best. Raw and no tricks. Enjoy!

404 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:51:45pm

re: #395 Occasional Reader

Moby to the rescue!

(No, really.)

Brave of you to insert a moby into the thread, OR...

405 yma o hyd  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:51:54pm

re: #388 eschew_obfuscation

Aww - they be tiny little waves, on a lake shore!
And only for looking at ...

406 Gearhead  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:52:04pm

re: #391 unreconstructed rebel

Don't ever try this without a teleprompter.

No teleprompters tonight. I really hope McCain hands Obama his own ass tonight, after what the Reid and Dodd tried to pull this morning.

407 midwestgak  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:52:09pm

re: #402 ggt

Well, my allotted time on the computer us up for this afternoon.

Have a great day all!

Bye ggt

408 redstateredneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:52:24pm

re: #402 ggt

Well, my allotted time on the computer us up for this afternoon.

Have a great day all!

What... you run out of quarters?

409 eschew_obfuscation  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:52:40pm

re: #405 yma o hyd

Aww - they be tiny little waves, on a lake shore!
And only for looking at ...

Well.....in that case....

410 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:53:18pm
411 yma o hyd  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:53:30pm

re: #399 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Did you also think there was an 'r' in there?

I had to look twice ...

412 Scion9  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:54:25pm

re: #57 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

thinking of a few keys labeled Gaza, West Bank, Al Aqsa with the caption:

Weez in ur homez, steelin ur landz LOL

Pretty sure that would cause some riots.

Yeah, its bullshit, but it would drive them nuts.

Heh. Something like that, while hilarious, really wouldn't be distinguishable from the kind of vile propaganda that the Arabs themselves produce.

The idea typically isn't to villify your own side. A better idea for political cartoons would be to draw attention to the fact that it was now very wealthy Arab families that sold that land to Jews.

To draw attention to the hypocracy of the rhetoric of Muslim world's leadership. How extravagently wealthy they are, and how little they give in aid. Worth pointing out that Saudi Arabia and UAE have better diplomatic and economic relationships to the USA and UK than they do with other Arab and Muslim countries.

Also, not to mention for South Asian, African and Persian consumption, highlighting the cultural colonialism aspects of Islam. Insinuating that it isn't even a part of Islam at all would probably be a better idea. I mean, Iran is shooting fish in a barrel really. Aren't like 70+ of the 86 Mullahs that run the country Arabs? They don't seem to keen on letting Persians running their own country.

Who rules Iran? Are they the slaves of Allah, or the slaves of Arabs?

413 Wm T Sherman  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:54:30pm

Whenever you see this sort of crapola out of Iran, keep in mind that it is stage-managed and performed by a thin brown line of regime hacks.

What the general population in Iran thinks and wants has little or nothing to do with this. The government is robbing them blind and running the country into the ground. There is widespread, grinding poverty.

Why do these corrupt, theocratic despots do these productions? Many obvious reasons, but one reason that should not be forgotten is that it serves to drive a wedge between the outside world and the general public of Iran. It serves the interests of the regime if we lump the entire population of Iran together and assume that they are all on-board with this.

The government of Iran is weaker than it appears. That's why they need the shows.

414 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:54:58pm

re: #411 yma o hyd

Did you also think there was an 'r' in there?

I had to look twice ...

Yeah. A friend sent me an email last night: "Help with election." I saw an "R" in there too - thought it was a viagra spam!

415 celtic templar  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:55:11pm

re: #395 Occasional Reader

Moby to the rescue!

(No, really.)

Moby makes me want to gauge my own eyes out ...
Tool : Aenima

416 HoosierHoops  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:55:23pm

re: #411 yma o hyd

Did you also think there was an 'r' in there?

I had to look twice ...

Me too.. I was sure a virgintillion had 72 zero's

417 jcw46  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:55:38pm

re: #311 Buck

Can you explain why you are still using IE 6.0?
I am just curious.

Ah yes, good question.
I have tried netscape, firefox and I.E. 7.0

Wasn't thrilled about tabs and also i.e. 7 uses a multiple key combo to allow popups on a case by case basis. (a real problem for me as my banking site uses popups for check viewing and it just got to be more aggro than it was worth), Don't like some of the stuff/features they stuck in and the reduced page footprint. I'm interested in google's chrome but only after it's out of beta. Installing/uninstalling software can be an adventure that I don't have the time or interest anymore to spend on doing. I.E. works good enough, no surprises. I got a fast dsl line that's on all the time so I don't have any complaints.
Back when I was younger (all of 5-10 yrs ago) I was always changing stuff and installing programs, uninstalling stuff, trouble shooting computer hangups because of a faulty install etc. That was when I was a compter fanatic/geek. I knew all the ins and outs of the O.S. I Programmed in Assembly, Quckbasic, C, Pascal, Visual Basic and Visual .Net. I was a computer hobbyist. Then one day -- Poof. All my enthusiasm was used up. Now I use the Computer like,,,, a utensil. I don't want to have to think about the innards, I just want it to work. Sorry for the long winded explanation.

418 celtic templar  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:55:54pm

re: #415 celtic templar

Moby makes me want to gauge my own eyes out ...
Tool : Aenima

PIMF: gouge - was in the middle of gouging my eyes out with Moby on youtube.

419 Cognito  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:56:32pm
Education Minister Alireza Ali-Ahmadi attended the official launch of the book in Tehran’s Palestine Square....

Another illustration depicts Jewish prisoners entering a furnace in a Nazi extermination camp and leaving from the other side as gun-wielding “terrorists.”

Nice.

I'm sure Iranian children are receiving the very best educations in insanity.

420 Dad O' Blondes  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:56:36pm

How about something SALACIOUS?

From the Daily Mail:

As the daughter of firebrand cleric Omar Bakri Mohammed, you might expect Yasmin Fostok to adhere to his fanatical beliefs. But not for her, the facial veil and burqa covering from head to toe.

Instead, the radical Muslim's daughter has ditched not only his extreme interpretation of Islam - but also much of her clothing. For the busty blonde 26-year-old has been uncovered as a topless, tattooed pole-dancer.

Check out her pix -- WOW!

[Link: www.dailymail.co.uk...]

.

421 UFO TOFU  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:56:49pm

re: #393 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
You still have vinyl?

422 FloridaAnole  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:57:19pm

re: #396 unreconstructed rebel

" 'Change' we can believe in" is coming out of our wallets soon.

423 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:57:21pm

re: #415 celtic templar

Moby makes me want to gauge my own eyes out ...

What gauge do you use for that?

I associate "Whispering Wind" with getting a massage (favorite tune for massage therapists), so it's a good thing to me.

424 midwestgak  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:58:16pm

Gotta go - Have a great weekend you wonderful lizards

425 SummerSong  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:58:35pm

re: #420 Dad O' Blondes

re: #420 Dad O' Blondes

Awww. She inherited her dad's unibrow...

426 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:58:46pm
427 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:58:54pm

re: #421 UFO TOFU

You still have vinyl?

No, to me an album is a group of songs issued together, like Exile on Main Street, or The Joshua Tree. I don't know what the kids are calling them these days - they probably think that Dark Side of The Moon is just an awesome playlist!

428 unreconstructed rebel  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 12:59:05pm

re: #422 FloridaAnole

I'm trying to decide whether to go on the dole & let all his Hollywood buddies pay.

429 Wishing  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:00:26pm

re: #406 Gearhead

No teleprompters tonight. I really hope McCain hands Obama his own ass tonight, after what the Reid and Dodd tried to pull this morning.

Who is asking questions tonight? and what is source of questions, anyone know?

430 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:00:39pm

re: #420 Dad O' Blondes

The article appears to give jihadists all the information they need to hunt this young woman down. Unless they've included some deliberate disinformation in the piece, it's incredibly irresponsible.

431 FloridaAnole  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:01:01pm

re: #428 unreconstructed rebel

You suppose Pamela Anderson and Whoopi Goldberg will fork out?

432 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:01:20pm

re: #420 Dad O' Blondes

How about something SALACIOUS?

From the Daily Mail:

As the daughter of firebrand cleric Omar Bakri Mohammed, you might expect Yasmin Fostok to adhere to his fanatical beliefs. But not for her, the facial veil and burqa covering from head to toe.

Instead, the radical Muslim's daughter has ditched not only his extreme interpretation of Islam - but also much of her clothing. For the busty blonde 26-year-old has been uncovered as a topless, tattooed pole-dancer.

Check out her pix -- WOW!

[Link: www.dailymail.co.uk...]

.

She's going to need a bodyguard to prevent an "honor killing".

433 jcw46  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:01:51pm

re: #312 Dianna
As ex-smoker I can relate. Think of how the alcoholics do it; one day at a time. Tell yourself you won't smoke TODAY. Not tomorrow or the next day but just TODAY. I smoked for 35 years and had to quit. Went cold turkey. Funny thing is there was awhile there when I didn't think of smoking but lately I've been thinking about it more ofte.

YOU WILL ALWAYS WANT TO SMOKE. Realize this. You aren't a non-smoker, you're a smoker who doesn't smoke. There's a difference. There is no easy way. (now if I could only lose the weight I put on after I quit!)

434 unreconstructed rebel  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:02:04pm

re: #422 FloridaAnole

What part of Florida?

I was born there (a very long time ago)

We lived there for bit more recently. My cats thought the anoles were a trip.

435 jiminycricket  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:02:49pm

re: #420 Dad O' Blondes

How about something SALACIOUS?

From the Daily Mail:

As the daughter of firebrand cleric Omar Bakri Mohammed, you might expect Yasmin Fostok to adhere to his fanatical beliefs. But not for her, the facial veil and burqa covering from head to toe.

Instead, the radical Muslim's daughter has ditched not only his extreme interpretation of Islam - but also much of her clothing. For the busty blonde 26-year-old has been uncovered as a topless, tattooed pole-dancer.

Check out her pix -- WOW!

[Link: www.dailymail.co.uk...]

.

Well....thank goodness she doesn't take after her Dad.

436 Gearhead  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:03:00pm

re: #429 Wishing

Who is asking questions tonight? and what is source of questions, anyone know?

I heard the moderator is Jim Lehrer. Don't know about source of questions - wish it was Kruathammer.

437 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:03:04pm

And the Dow closes.... UP a solid 135. S&P up, too, Nasdaq very slightly down.

Go figure.

438 Eowyn2  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:03:23pm

re: #241 Occasional Reader

And *I* learned that from a Simpsons episode. So there.


Homer, quit playing with my God

439 Wishing  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:03:45pm

re: #420 Dad O' Blondes

How about something SALACIOUS?

From the Daily Mail:

As the daughter of firebrand cleric Omar Bakri Mohammed, you might expect Yasmin Fostok to adhere to his fanatical beliefs. But not for her, the facial veil and burqa covering from head to toe.
[Link: www.dailymail.co.uk...]
.

She is probably as good as dead now...unless she is now in hiding.ng

440 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:04:05pm
441 yma o hyd  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:04:17pm

re: #414 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

It happens ...

On the back doors of our busses here, they've printed 'EMERGENCY EXIT'.
One bright spark used his time gainfully and scratched off some of the print so that it now read ' V I RGI N EXIT' ...

Ah well, anything for a laugh!

442 UFO TOFU  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:04:28pm

re: #434 unreconstructed rebel
I'm not entirely sure that I want to know, but what is an anole?

443 FloridaAnole  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:04:56pm

re: #434 unreconstructed rebel

Central East Coast. Live 60 miles south of Cape Canaveral and about 60 miles north of Palm Beach.

444 Eowyn2  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:05:05pm

re: #348 unreconstructed rebel

Quiz time: Somebody quote Obama.

tic...tic....tic

Quickly, quickly.

tic...tic...tic

Couldn't, could ya?

hope, change, hope
me me me me
Michelle
Me
hope
change
uh

445 unreconstructed rebel  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:05:07pm

re: #442 UFO TOFU

You will be pleased to know they are lizards.

446 yma o hyd  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:05:09pm

re: #416 HoosierHoops

Me too.. I was sure a virgintillion had 72 zero's

Outstanding!

447 nyc redneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:05:22pm

i wonder if moby has ever been asked how he feels abt. his name being used to reference the snarky category of devious underhanded yellow bellied insinuators.

(he brought it on himself so too bad if he doesn't like it.)

448 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:05:31pm
449 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:06:09pm

re: #447 nyc redneck

i wonder if moby has ever been asked how he feels abt. his name being used to reference the snarky category of devious underhanded yellow bellied insinuators.

(he brought it on himself so too bad if he doesn't like it.)

Who cares? He's a dick.
/joke

450 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:06:16pm

re: #444 Eowyn2

hope, change, hope
me me me me
Michelle
Me
hope
change
uh


"If you need me, call me."

I can never think of a time when I would need Barry O

451 nyc redneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:07:25pm

re: #449 Kosh's Shadow

Who cares? He's a dick.
/joke

he might be proud.
what a doofus.

452 unreconstructed rebel  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:08:03pm

re: #443 FloridaAnole

Born at Cecil Air Station (Dad was a fighter jock during WWII)

Lived in Clermont (outside of Orlando) for a bit when real young.

1991-2, Delray Beach.

453 Semper Gumbi  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:08:10pm

re: #442 UFO TOFU

I'm not entirely sure that I want to know, but what is an anole?


Green Anole

454 joncelli  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:08:22pm

Market closes up. No depression today, moonbats, you'll have to wait a bit longer for the terminal crisis of capitalism.

455 nyc redneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:08:59pm

re: #453 Semper Gumbi

Green Anole

cute.

456 yma o hyd  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:09:11pm

Well - better go and pay some attention to my resident pocket house wolf!

Am looking forward to reading all your comments on the forthcoming debate - don't hold back!

Seeya tomorrow - and keep laughing!

457 FloridaAnole  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:09:46pm

re: #449 Kosh's Shadow

Who cares? He's a dick.
/joke

Herman Melville Alert! Herman Melville Alert! Get the hook, Ishmael!

458 unreconstructed rebel  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:10:09pm

re: #455 nyc redneck

cute.

That's what the cats thought.

459 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:10:09pm
460 UFO TOFU  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:10:15pm

re: #448 buzzsawmonkey
Okay, thanks.


Boy's Life?

461 Wishing  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:10:34pm

re: #455 nyc redneck

Are those pat boone boots? (sorry, couldnt hep mahsef)

462 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:10:46pm

re: #457 FloridaAnole

Herman Melville Alert! Herman Melville Alert! Get the hook, Ishmael!

It's a fluke; just blowing off.

464 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:11:25pm

re: #438 Eowyn2

Homer, quit playing with my God

"There you go, always taking someone else's side - Flanders, the Water Department, God,.."

465 MrSilverDragon  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:12:05pm

re: #460 UFO TOFU

Okay, thanks.


Boy's Life?

Was a magazine for Boy Scouts. I used to get them back in the day when I was in Scouting. Stopped shortly after I reached Eagle. :)

466 WrathofG-d  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:12:11pm
467 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:12:16pm

re: #462 Kosh's Shadow

It's a fluke; just blowing off.

Is that your entire post? I thought it was just a Stubb.

468 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:12:24pm

re: #457 FloridaAnole

Herman Melville Alert! Herman Melville Alert! Get the hook, Ishmael!

Billy, this Budd's for you.

469 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:12:47pm

re: #460 UFO TOFU

Boy's Life?

My brother used to get it. It was a magazine put out by the Boy Scouts, I think...

470 lobo91  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:13:03pm

re: #463 WrathofG-d

OT:

Interesting uniforms these Islamic Jihad (ie: Fatah (ie: Abu Mazen's) Terrorist Group) have.

What, no flaming hoops? What kind of palestinian graduation is that?

471 FloridaAnole  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:13:14pm

re: #459 buzzsawmonkey

But sometimes, outside
When temperatures change
My skin-tone will alter
Within a set range
I'm an anole, I'm an anole

--lizard channeling Dennis Leary

Wha?! Skin tone? You a racist or something?

472 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:13:15pm

re: #458 unreconstructed rebel

That's what the cats thought.

lizard mingon to them

473 UFO TOFU  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:13:25pm

re: #453 Semper Gumbi
Cool. I was picturing this.

474 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:13:50pm

re: #468 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Billy, this Budd's for you.

I think we've all crashed on lack of caffeine. Starbucks?

475 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:14:45pm
476 WrathofG-d  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:14:55pm

re: #470 lobo91

Ha! Pretty funny.

But what isn't so funny is that those "graduates" are from "Moderate" Mahmood Abbas/Abu Mazen's Fatah/Islamic Jihad....and thus probably got those uniforms [which look like stripped down IDF ones] (and weapons) from Israel and the United States and are now practicing to use them AGAINST Israel.

477 nyc redneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:15:13pm

re: #461 Wishing

Are those pat boone boots? (sorry, couldnt hep mahsef)

LOL oh no his are pink w/ a higher heel.
and oddly his zip in the BACK.

478 unreconstructed rebel  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:15:14pm

re: #473 UFO TOFU

Cool. I was picturing this.

That is a very fine specimen of the dreaded anole.

479 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:15:27pm

re: #474 Occasional Reader

I think we've all crashed on lack of caffeine. Starbucks?

What I like best about you OR is that there's seldom any Typees on your posts.

480 SummerSong  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:15:29pm

re: #463 WrathofG-d

OT:

Interesting uniforms these Islamic Jihad (ie: Fatah (ie: Abu Mazen's) Terrorist Group) have.

Heh. Jihadi bling - weeds stuffed into your shirt.

481 willowone  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:15:57pm

re: #444 Eowyn2

punished with a baby

482 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:16:16pm
It was a black and hooded head; and hanging there in the midst of so intense a calm, it seemed the Sphynx's in the desert. "Speak, thou vast and venerable head," muttered Ahab, "which, though ungarnished with a beard, yet here and there lookest hoary with mosses; speak, mighty head, and tell us the secret thing that is in thee. Of all divers, thou hast dived the deepest. That head upon which the upper sun now gleams, has moved amid this world's foundations. Where unrecorded names and navies rust, and untold hopes and anchors rot; where in her murderous hold this frigate earth is ballasted with bones of millions of the drowned; there, in that awful water-land, there was thy most familiar home. Thou hast been where bell or diver never went; hast slept by many a sailor's side, where sleepless mothers would give their lives to lay them down. Thou saw'st the locked lovers when leaping from their flaming ship; heart to heart they sank beneath the exulting wave; true to each other, when heaven seemed false to them. Thou saw'st the murdered mate when tossed by pirates from the midnight deck; for hours he fell into the deeper midnight of the insatiate maw; and his murderers still sailed on unharmed- while swift lightnings shivered the neighboring ship that would have borne a righteous husband to outstretched, longing arms. O head! thou has seen enough to split the planets and make an infidel of Abraham, and not one syllable is thine!"

[I never tire of quoting that.]

483 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:16:42pm

re: #475 buzzsawmonkey

I'm celebrating anole diversity.

Anole you are. But what am I?

484 neoconundrum  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:17:13pm

Looks like Condi (I'll have her President of the USA ANY day) wants the UN to tackle Iran's obsession with "the Zionist Entity":

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

Of course, liberal Jews would prefer the anti-semite Zbigniew Brzezinski (please check the spelling)

~spit!~

485 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:17:21pm
486 Wishing  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:17:24pm

re: #477 nyc redneck

LOL oh no his are pink w/ a higher heel.
and oddly his zip in the BACK.

Whew, was worried there for a minute.

487 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:17:26pm

re: #474 Occasional Reader

I think we've all crashed on lack of caffeine. Starbucks?

Yes, as soon as I Stubb out my cigarette.

488 nyc redneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:18:06pm

re: #481 willowone

punished with a baby

that is the worst most damning thing he has ever said.
it tells you everything abt. this hollow empty vapid person.

489 UFO TOFU  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:18:38pm

re: #479 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

What I like best about you OR is that there's seldom any Typees on your posts.

Indeed (just don't use the eye-are word...).

490 Luco-Brazzi  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:18:45pm

not related to the topic of this thread, however if you want to know the real cause of this financial crisis. Watch now.

491 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:18:51pm

re: #485 buzzsawmonkey

Iguana hear that from your own lips.

Yeesh, that sounds a little gay. Are you about to komodo the closet?

492 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:18:59pm

re: #485 buzzsawmonkey

Iguana hear that from your own lips.

The lizard puns are a gila a good time.

493 WrathofG-d  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:19:00pm

re: #480 SummerSong

I guess this photo of the Terrorist wearing a stipped-down IDF uniform and attacking a building made up to look Israeli would have been a better picture to show that the PLO/PA/Fatah/Islamic Jihad (many names for the same thing) are using the uniforms and weapons donated by Israel (and training from the U.S.) to prepare for attacking Israel.

(just like when they did it the other X number of times)

494 willowone  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:19:05pm

re: #488 nyc redneck
i love babies, yet they turn into teenagers! laughing

495 willowone  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:19:47pm

re: #494 willowone
or 47 year old Neros

496 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:19:49pm
497 greenmiler  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:20:04pm

re: #491 Occasional Reader

Yeesh, that sounds a little gay. Are you about to komodo the closet?

lizard Joke!

498 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:20:19pm

re: #416 HoosierHoops

OMG. I thought that said "virginization".

Then I remembered-they only do that in France.

499 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:20:50pm

re: #491 Occasional Reader

GOOD LORD

STOP!

500 Eowyn2  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:21:23pm

re: #440 buzzsawmonkey

"Do not offer my god a peanut, sir."

THATS IT

501 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:21:28pm

re: #479 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

What I like best about you OR is that there's seldom any Typees on your posts.

It shows a lot of Confidence, Man.

502 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:21:52pm

Iguana go home!

503 greenmiler  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:22:08pm

re: #501 Who Watches the Watchmen?

It shows a lot of Confidence, Man.

Or a good chellspecker!

504 unreconstructed rebel  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:22:12pm

re: #471 FloridaAnole

So, how are you likin' it here in LizardLand?

505 Gearhead  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:22:45pm

re: #496 buzzsawmonkey

Not at all--but are you the site monitor?

re: #491 Occasional Reader

Yeesh, that sounds a little gay. Are you about to komodo the closet?

Get thee to a punnery!

506 greenmiler  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:22:53pm

re: #502 WriterMom

Iguana go home!


somebody kill me

507 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:22:57pm

This lizard thread is starting to skink.

508 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:22:58pm
509 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:23:06pm

re: #499 WriterMom

GOOD LORD

STOP!

Aw, do they have to, Mom? Laughter's good for the soul...especially in times like these...

510 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:23:17pm
511 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:23:21pm

re: #505 Gearhead

Get thee to a punnery!

Iphelia, brother.

512 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:23:51pm

re: #501 Who Watches the Watchmen?

It shows a lot of Confidence, Man.

If you need me, I'll be at the Bar. 'Tleby a good time for all, I promise!

513 WrathofG-d  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:23:56pm

Oh its romper room time. YAWN!

514 willowone  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:24:07pm

re: #499 WriterMom
no no no, they are delightful pun masters, i'm baskilating in their brilliant quips

515 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:24:16pm

re: #506 greenmiler

somebody kill me

What squamata you?

516 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:24:28pm

re: #509 scottishbuzzsaw

I like the puns...but if OR and buzz are making teh ghey jokes amongst themselves...I'm thinking STOOOOOOOOPPPPP

517 Eowyn2  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:24:45pm

re: #450 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

"If you need me, call me."

I can never think of a time when I would need Barry O

the "if you need me, call me" sounds like the guy who OFFERED to work on the plumbing on my house six months ago but was always too busy to take more than a quick look.

I can do anything but I can never really be bothered to do it.

518 MrSilverDragon  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:24:55pm

re: #514 willowone

no no no, they are delightful pun masters, i'm baskilating in their brilliant quips

She's concerned that it's starting to dragon.

519 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:25:25pm

re: #507 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

If we get some skanky lizards, it would be even more fun.

520 willowone  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:25:36pm

re: #514 willowone
er uh uh (my obama moment) basi

521 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:25:57pm

re: #512 Occasional Reader

If you need me, I'll be at the Bar. 'Tleby a good time for all, I promise!

I prefer not to.

522 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:26:12pm

re: #513 WrathofG-d

Oh its romper room time. YAWN!

Are we offending you?

523 Eowyn2  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:26:16pm

I think I want to buy a lotto ticket. I have the numero uno post as well as the numero 500, No planning involved.

524 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:26:19pm

re: #518 MrSilverDragon

No-it's just all agama to them...all jokes and agamas.

525 willowone  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:26:22pm

hell Basilisking! i can never get my Pun card. i'm done for

526 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:26:57pm

re: #516 WriterMom

but if OR and buzz are making teh ghey jokes

(Uh, no, we're making reptile jokes.)

527 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:27:03pm

re: #513 WrathofG-d

Oh its romper room time. YAWN!

Oh, go take a nap...

528 WrathofG-d  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:27:18pm

re: #522 Occasional Reader

Offending me? Gosh no.

I think it is all a bit silly for a middle of the day thread....but who died and left me in charge.

529 willowone  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:28:33pm

re: #526 Occasional Readershe's los her aprasia of youze

530 Tigger2005  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:29:02pm

re: #437 Occasional Reader

And the Dow closes.... UP a solid 135. S&P up, too, Nasdaq very slightly down.

Go figure.

It's the end of the world. Why rush it?

531 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:29:04pm

re: #526 Occasional Reader

I was just riffing on the komoda da closet stuff...

Obviously-my joke sucked.

532 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:30:38pm
533 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:31:04pm

DID I KILL THE THREAD?

sniff sniff...do I stank?

534 UFO TOFU  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:31:22pm
I have never encountered a legislator who was more hostile towards or more disinterested in sportsmen's rights than Barack Obama."

'Nobody Knows Obama's Record on Guns Better Than I Do,' Says ISRA Executive Director Richard Pearson
Okay, how can you be hostile towards something, and yet disinterested in it at the same time?
Feeble minds want to know.

535 willowone  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:31:44pm

re: #519 WriterMom
It is quite a delma for sure.

536 Gearhead  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:32:15pm

re: #533 WriterMom

DID I KILL THE THREAD?

sniff sniff...do I stank?

Nope. I'm juggling work, listening to Rep. Boehner on Hannity, and LGF right now.

537 eschew_obfuscation  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:32:30pm

O.K. Way OT....

Trivia question of the day....

Does anyone know where I can get the mobile phone ringer of Cartman singing the theme song to Wild Wild West?

Preferably free...

538 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:33:00pm

re: #532 WriterMom

Some clarity and serenity from Hizballah.

It is certainly clear. Why does anyone still push for a "peace process" unless they also want Israel destroyed. (Do you hear me, Bush, Rice, and Livni?)

539 WrathofG-d  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:33:05pm

re: #532 WriterMom

Ha! Even Nasrallah doesn't know the history of the region. If he is going to be exact that should be "palestine" belongs to the Phakestinians from the Sea to Iraq/Saudi Arabia.

Personally though, I think this is a result of Israel offering Judea/Samaria. Seeing a victory (and per the Phased Plan) the Arabs are not going to demand "the rest".

Palestinians were Jews before there were any Phakestinians.

540 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:33:42pm

re: #528 WrathofG-d

Offending me? Gosh no.

I think it is all a bit silly for a middle of the day thread....but who died and left me in charge.

Heaven forbid there be any laughter in the middle of the day...wouldn't want to give the gift of relieving stress on an oppressive news day...sheesh.

541 DistantThunder  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:34:33pm

Imbeciles. Enablers of genocide. Obama supporters.

542 unreconstructed rebel  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:35:11pm

re: #540 scottishbuzzsaw

That's right. Get it (laughter) while you can, honey. Cuz on Jan 21 it could very well all go away.

543 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:35:13pm

re: #538 Kosh's Shadow

I think the "peace process" is pretty much code for "destruction of Israel". I wish it were different, but I believe that until the world jihad is dealt a decisive blow-there can be no realistic 'peace' process.

544 jamgarr  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:35:16pm

Do be a doo-bee!

545 Cap'n DOC  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:35:53pm

re: #482 Occasional Reader

Whatever are you reading? That Hideous Strength?

546 jamgarr  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:35:56pm

Not a doobie

547 WrathofG-d  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:36:04pm

re: #532 WriterMom

Palestine before 1948 can be seen below.

If you want to "Free Palestine" give the so-called Palestinians JORDAN TOO

548 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:36:10pm

re: #528 WrathofG-d

I think it is all a bit silly for a middle of the day thread

On the East coast, it's 4:30 pm on a Friday. In our culture, this is often a time associated with levity, humor and hijinks. And you're not anti-hijinks, are you? ARE YOU?!

549 maddogg  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:36:36pm

re: #534 UFO TOFU

'Nobody Knows Obama's Record on Guns Better Than I Do,' Says ISRA Executive Director Richard Pearson
Okay, how can you be hostile towards something, and yet disinterested in it at the same time?
Feeble minds want to know.

It means that given a choice Obama votes against Sportsman, and otherwise he doesn't give a fuck about them.

550 unreconstructed rebel  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:37:03pm

re: #545 Cap'n DOC

Whatever are you reading? That Hideous Strength?

I have tried 3 times to read that & could never get into it. Normally a big C.S Lewis fan, put that is impenetrable.

551 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:37:06pm

re: #545 Cap'n DOC

Whatever are you reading? That Hideous Strength?

Eh? No, that's from Moby Dick. Chapter 70(?), "The Sphynx". Ahab addressing the head of a slaughtered sperm whale.

552 GeeWiz  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:37:22pm

re: #540 scottishbuzzsaw

Your response is just one of many reasons why I love this site. When times and news are dire, lizards inject humor into their wisdom of events.

553 WrathofG-d  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:37:25pm

re: #548 Occasional Reader

Fair enough. I didn't consider the East Coast & out of Country.

(truth is, I'm a bit discouraged by the type of discussion that takes place around here lately compared to how it used to be....but if I don't like it I can just leave. I get that!)

554 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:37:35pm

nancy pelousi's voice grates on my nerves.

555 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:37:56pm

re: #553 WrathofG-d

Fair enough. I didn't consider the East Coast & out of Country.

(truth
is, I'm a bit discouraged by the type of discussion that takes place
around here lately compared to how it used to be....but if I don't like
it I can just leave. I get that!)

Do you want more boob threads or less?

556 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:38:08pm

Yes-I'm on the east coast, too. Which means 19 more minutes of MOONBATS and angry derranged womyn before I get outa here.

557 unreconstructed rebel  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:38:36pm

re: #550 unreconstructed rebel

Now, I am blaming that one on shitty software. P is nowhere near B.

558 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:38:42pm

re: #555 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Do you want more boob threads or less?

Let's leave obama out of this for once.

559 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:38:50pm

re: #555 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

If you pull out the boobs, this thread is going FIREMAN.

/just warning you

560 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:38:55pm

"That Hideous Strength" would be a good name for a Christian-themed sports club.

561 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:38:58pm

re: #552 GeeWiz

Your response is just one of many reasons why I love this site. When times and news are dire, lizards inject humor into their wisdom of events.

The only place I know of that does...love it!

562 DistantThunder  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:39:20pm

re: #530 Tigger2005

It's the end of the world. Why rush it?

Doomsday:
September 23, 2008
September 24, 2008
September 25, 2008
September 26, 2008

Some time in the very, very near future.....

563 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:39:59pm
564 jamgarr  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:40:00pm

Akkkkkk! My daughter's in San Fran this weekend and I just learned that this is Folsom Street weekend!

565 HoosierHoops  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:40:16pm

re: #548 Occasional Reader

On the East coast, it's 4:30 pm on a Friday. In our culture, this is often a time associated with levity, humor and hijinks. And you're not anti-hijinks, are you? ARE YOU?!

The minutes are now dragging by till 5pm...
I command more jokes!

566 lobo91  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:40:23pm

re: #549 maddogg

It means that given a choice Obama votes against Sportsman, and otherwise he doesn't give a fuck about them.

That's pretty much how I took it, too.

567 jorline  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:40:25pm

Hey, it's the Barney and Pelosi show

Let's bail out everyone...

Behind on your credit card...no problem
Behind on your mortgage...no problem
You bank made bad loans...no problem
More botox and another face lift for me...no problem

568 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:40:27pm

re: #563 buzzsawmonkey

New mouse condo.

569 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:40:34pm
570 DistantThunder  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:41:11pm

re: #567 jorline

Hey, it's the Barney and Pelosi show

Let's bail out everyone...

Behind on your credit card...no problem
Behind on your mortgage...no problem
You bank made bad loans...no problem
More botox and another face lift for me...no problem

Don't forget Harry - he's the life of the party.

571 jwb7605  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:41:12pm

re: #563 buzzsawmonkey

When an optical mouse starts skipping and/or freezing temporarily, does that mean it's time for a new mouse, or a new mouse pad?

usually.

572 UFO TOFU  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:41:16pm

re: #549 maddogg

573 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:41:25pm
574 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:41:55pm
575 jorline  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:41:57pm

re: #570 DistantThunder

Don't forget Harry - he's the life of the party.

Quoting Mandy...Harry's an asshole!

576 mama winger  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:42:02pm

re: #556 WriterMom

Yes-I'm on the east coast, too. Which means 19 more minutes of MOONBATS and angry derranged womyn before I get outa here.

Come work with me WM. We have pit bulls.

577 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:42:05pm

re: #573 buzzsawmonkey

Groovy! New pad!

578 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:42:06pm

re: #573 buzzsawmonkey
New batteries?

579 jamgarr  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:42:07pm

re: #569 buzzsawmonkey

I'm sure she will have Folsom praise for the quaint native customs.


I just hope she doesn't have to post bondage for anyone.

580 UFO TOFU  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:42:08pm

re: #563 buzzsawmonkey
On mine it means a battery.

581 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:42:17pm

re: #556 WriterMom

Yes-I'm on the east coast, too. Which means 19 more minutes of MOONBATS and angry derranged womyn before I get outa here.

I didn't realize you're a teacher!

582 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:42:31pm

re: #576 mama winger

{mammawinger}

You got one with lipstick I can hang with?

583 WrathofG-d  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:42:41pm

re: #563 buzzsawmonkey

A new battery!

584 redstateredneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:42:47pm

re: #576 mama winger

Come work with me WM. We have pit bulls.


Do they wear lipstick?

585 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:42:49pm

re: #574 buzzsawmonkey

re: #571 jwb7605

usually.

Which one?

Yes.

586 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:42:57pm

re: #581 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

THAT'S FUNNNNNYYYY

Me a teacher! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

587 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:43:18pm

re: #563 buzzsawmonkey

When an optical mouse starts skipping and/or freezing temporarily, does that mean it's time for a new mouse, or a new mouse pad?

Try a new mouse pad first. I have that problem when an optical mouse is on a surface that was worn smooth.

588 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:43:19pm

re: #584 redstateredneck

GMTA!

589 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:43:21pm
590 GeeWiz  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:43:30pm

re: #553 WrathofG-d

(truth is, I'm a bit discouraged by the type of discussion that takes place around here lately compared to how it used to be....but if I don't like it I can just leave. I get that!)

Please don't be a drama queen. I have two in my family already and two is two too many. I value your input here, but lighten up already.

Stay Gold.

/kudos to anyone who gets that reference

591 unreconstructed rebel  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:44:02pm

Time to roll down the desk top & go face I-66. Y'all have a good weekend.

592 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:44:02pm

re: #569 buzzsawmonkey

I'm sure she will have Folsom praise for the quaint native customs.

Indeed, one would have to travel 'round the world to find anything like it.

/sorry

593 mama winger  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:44:18pm

re: #582 WriterMom

{mammawinger}

You got one with lipstick I can hang with?

We had a baby gray pitt this morning. Cute as a bug and full of worms.

I'll take that over moonbats any day of the week.

594 sparrowlake  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:44:23pm

re: #528 WrathofG-d

Offending me? Gosh no.

I think it is all a bit silly for a middle of the day thread....but who died and left me in charge.

Friday afternoon is not a work day...do the math, Wrath.
D
.....R
..........I
..............N
..................K
......................!

595 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:44:27pm
596 maddogg  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:45:00pm

The number of people Obama actually gives a fuck about would be very very small. Like Bill Clinton, the solar system revolves around The One. The rest of us merely serve as a means to his end.

597 therewaslight  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:45:02pm
Cologne, Germany
Two terrorist suspects arrested on KLM flight
(0)
26. September 2008, 11:35 Uhr

German police commandos grabbed two terrorist suspects from an Amsterdam-bound flight early Friday before the plane took off from Cologne, police said. A KLM spokeswoman said police boarded the plane when it was at its "point of departure" and grabbed the two suspects.

LGF not interested in this? What's happened?

598 mama winger  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:45:03pm

re: #584 redstateredneck

Do they wear lipstick?

I have been known to leave lipstick prints on them during exams :)

599 jwb7605  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:45:03pm

re: #574 buzzsawmonkey

Which one?

put a shirt (stretched 'tight') over your mouse pad and try things.
if no fixee, buy mousey.
(I recommend the Logitech cordless ... had one for almost a year, zero problems, no cord getting in the way. Slightly pricey, but worth it.)

It's pretty tough to need a new mouse pad with an optical mouse, unless the surface is really torn up.

600 debutaunt  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:45:30pm

re: #586 WriterMom

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

THAT'S FUNNNNNYYYY

Me a teacher! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Damn! I've been furiously taking notes - for NOTHING!

601 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:45:35pm

re: #589 buzzsawmonkey

Unless there is something I don't know about it, which is more than likely.

Your mouse has a hidden agenda.

602 greenmiler  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:45:54pm

Lizards,
This choice of locations for this debate is no fluke. nobama and the msm will make a point to bring up that Ole Miss was the site 'old white guy' segregationist trying to block blacks from attending college and how wonderful and 'full circle' we've come that this is the site of the first debate. More 'feel-good' reasons to vote for this socialist with no sane ideas. The 'old white guy' is of course McCain. This is like holding the first debate in the Hanoi-Hilton for McCains benefit

603 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:45:54pm

re: #590 GeeWiz

Stevie Wonder?

604 redstateredneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:46:01pm

re: #598 mama winger

I have been known to leave lipstick prints on them during exams :)

Awwww.

605 GeeWiz  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:46:18pm

re: #563 buzzsawmonkey

When an optical mouse starts skipping and/or freezing temporarily, does that mean it's time for a new mouse, or a new mouse pad?

If it's a wireless, it's new battery time. If it's corded, time for cleaning.

606 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:46:53pm

re: #602 greenmiler

Interesting point.

607 UFO TOFU  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:46:57pm

So, will we be discussing the debate tonight?
If so,
will there be adult beverages?

608 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:47:03pm

re: #601 Occasional Reader

Yes. Definitely. Buzz's mouse-if it gets fixed is going to roll back Roe Vs. Wade, and turn America into a fundamentalistoracy, and stuff like that-...

609 mama winger  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:47:21pm

So - I have been out of the loop today. Did the good guys win?

610 redstateredneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:47:22pm

re: #607 UFO TOFU

So, will we be discussing the debate tonight?
If so,
will there be adult beverages?

BYOB

611 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:47:41pm

re: #597 therewaslight

LGF not interested in this? What's happened?

It was commented on, hours ago.

612 mama winger  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:47:41pm

re: #608 WriterMom

Yes. Definitely. Buzz's mouse-if it gets fixed is going to roll back Roe Vs. Wade, and turn America into a fundamentalistoracy, and stuff like that-...

It's about damn time.

613 lobo91  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:47:59pm

re: #607 UFO TOFU

So, will we be discussing the debate tonight?
If so,
will there be adult beverages?

God, I hope so...

614 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:48:17pm

For WriterMom and all those getting to end their workday in a few minutes.
Five O'clock World.

615 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:48:23pm

re: #597 therewaslight

LGF not interested in this? What's happened?

I thought it was worth its own thread, but that's the BLIC's call, not ours.

616 greenmiler  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:48:34pm

re: #607 UFO TOFU

So, will we be discussing the debate tonight?
If so,
will there be adult beverages?


I'm a nurse; just started my own IV

617 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:48:37pm

re: #608 WriterMom

Yes. Definitely. Buzz's mouse-if it gets fixed is going to roll back Roe Vs. Wade, and turn America into a fundamentalistoracy, and stuff like that-...

I had it more pegged as a sleeper from the other side of the political spectrum. A Gramscian mouse.

618 mama winger  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:49:05pm

re: #616 greenmiler

I'm a nurse; just started my own IV

I love nurses.

619 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:49:32pm

re: #616 greenmiler

I'm a nurse; just started my own IV

Do you make house calls?

620 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:49:35pm
621 HoosierHoops  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:49:49pm

re: #607 UFO TOFU

So, will we be discussing the debate tonight?
If so,
will there be adult beverages?


Well i hope the key word for drinking isn't ..uhhh or ummm
Cause that is a hang-over waiting to happen.

622 Gearhead  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:49:49pm

re: #563 buzzsawmonkey

When an optical mouse starts skipping and/or freezing temporarily, does that mean it's time for a new mouse, or a new mouse pad?

If it's a Logitech Obamouse, you may need to call it. Or it may not be receiving enough adulation.

623 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:50:37pm
624 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:50:37pm

re: #621 HoosierHoops

Well i hope the key word for drinking isn't ..uhhh or ummm
Cause that is a hang-over waiting to happen.

Hey, good one!

625 mama winger  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:51:02pm

Can someone confirm or debunk the rumor that there are earmarks for ACORN in this bill?

Say it ain't so.

626 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:51:03pm

re: #609 mama winger

So - I have been out of the loop today. Did the good guys win?

Er... You mean you didn't notice the Spetznaz parachuting onto your lawn?

WOLVERINES!

627 therewaslight  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:51:14pm

re: #611 Occasional Reader

It was commented on, hours ago.

Commented on? I thought this was a serious anti-Jihad blog. No wonder I rarely come back now. I'm fed up with reading retard threads about retarded creationism.

628 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:51:21pm

re: #622 Gearhead

If it's a Logitech Obamouse, you may need to call it. Or it may not be receiving enough adulation.

Or maybe it is a Chinese mouse; see if it has a mousey tongue.

629 GeeWiz  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:51:41pm

re: #603 WriterMom

Sorry no. It is a quote from a movie. It came at the end and was very moving.

630 Tigger2005  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:51:55pm

Just to let everyone know, I really can't take it anymore. I can't take the Democrats, I can't take Obama supporters, I can't take Obama. I just can't.

I really thought Obama would wait until AFTER the election, assuming he won it, to unleash Chicago mafia-style politics on the nation. Obviously he started doing it even before McCain started catching up with him in the polls, but since then, it's clear that the gloves have come off, the marching orders have gone out, and Obama's supporters (including the MSM) have been instructed to lie and threaten and bully with naked abandon and brazenness. And they are only too eager to do so. They are behaving like starved pit bulls released from their chains.

And very few, if any, "decent" Democrats seem willing to call them on it. In fact, most of them seem to think it's fine. It's like Muslims with Islamic terror. Most of them are so quiet about it you can only conclude they not-so-secretly approve of it.

In fact, while it's been fun to watch Bill Clinton not-so-subtly backhand Obama, the only reason he is doing it is not out of any fundamental sense of decency but because he sees an advantage in it for himself.

While the Democrats have plenty of out-and-out thugs on their side, I think countless others who might otherwise be disgusted by Obama's tactics have come to truly believe the propaganda that Bush is worse than Hitler, that imprisoning terrorists without due process is like putting Jews in death camps, that we were lied to about Iraq, and that hundreds of people are being "disappeared" nightly for violations of the Patriot Act, and that therefore anything goes to stop the evil Republicans. They are turning their own fiction into a reality at a rapid pace.

Now comes the story of two St. Louis, Missouri, prosecutors, both known Obama supporters, and a St. Louis sheriff (also an Obama supporter) joining forces to form a "Truth Squad" dedicated to prosecuting people who make "untruthful" statements about Obama (oh, they don't say that right out, but do you think they give a crap what anybody says about McCain?). They are clearly trying to chill debate, to make McCain supporters think they have to back up and triple check everything they say before they dare to speak out. Meanwhile, Obama's supporters know they are free to smear, smear, smear with no consequences.

I have e-mailed Attny's Joyce and McCulloch and I suggest everyone else do the same. Flood their mailboxes.

[Link: www.co.st-louis.mo.us...]
[Link: stlcin.missouri.org...]

631 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:52:01pm

re: #628 Kosh's Shadow

Or maybe it is a Chinese mouse; see if it has a mousey tongue.

ROTFLMAO!

632 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:52:02pm

re: #623 buzzsawmonkey

No, this is just a Kensington

It's an insufferably snooty mouse from a posh district in London?

633 mama winger  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:52:36pm

re: #627 therewaslight

Commented on? I thought this was a serious anti-Jihad blog. No wonder I rarely come back now. I'm fed up with reading retard threads about retarded creationism.

I'm fed up with the use of that word.

634 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:52:48pm

re: #628 Kosh's Shadow

Or maybe it is a Chinese mouse; see if it has a mousey tongue.

LOL...

If so, buzzsaw will have to make a long march to return it for a refund.

635 greenmiler  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:53:00pm

re: #619 scottishbuzzsaw

Do you make house calls?


yeah, I find you have to let daquiris melt first..the little ice chips get caught in the tube

636 Wishing  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:53:10pm

re: #620 buzzsawmonkey

How do you clean an optical mouse?

Little tiny lens paper, of course.

637 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:53:17pm

re: #627 therewaslight

Bye, then.

638 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:53:45pm
639 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:53:50pm

re: #617 Occasional Reader

Damn, you're good!

640 greenmiler  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:53:55pm

love you too mama

641 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:54:08pm

re: #632 Occasional Reader

It's an insufferably snooty mouse from a posh district in London?

Or a really shitty neighborhood in Philly.

642 mama winger  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:54:11pm

re: #626 Occasional Reader

Er... You mean you didn't notice the Spetznaz parachuting onto your lawn?

WOLVERINES!

This is Wisconsin. We have badgers. Similarly vicious, but rather endearing.

643 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:54:25pm
644 redstateredneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:54:32pm

re: #625 mama winger

Can someone confirm or debunk the rumor that there are earmarks for ACORN in this bill?

Say it ain't so.


ACORN and more

645 UFO TOFU  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:54:58pm

re: #621 HoosierHoops
Yeah, kind of like having to take a drink everytime someone says "Frankenstein" in Young Frankenstein, and then again when Gene Wilder corrects the pronunciation.
I still haven't seen how that movie ends.

646 MrSilverDragon  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:55:07pm

re: #627 therewaslight

Commented on? I thought this was a serious anti-Jihad blog. No wonder I rarely come back now. I'm fed up with reading retard threads about retarded creationism.

No one is forcing you to stay... and perhaps a better choice of words is in order? Or is the object to get people fired up and screaming at you?

647 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:55:22pm

re: #638 buzzsawmonkey

Maybe that poor mouse's organs were donated liberated for Glorious Motherland?

648 therewaslight  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:55:40pm

re: #637 Occasional Reader

Bye, then.

Not worried about taking your eye off the ball?

I'm surprised you are so nonchalant that I sometimes go days without checking the latest threads here now. It's only chance I heard this news on the radio. It's not on Sky or the BBC. I count on LGF for this stuff.

649 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:55:40pm

re: #642 mama winger

This is Wisconsin. We have badgers.

[insert obligatory "steenking badgers!" quote here]

650 Jimash  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:56:03pm

re: #554 newsjunkie_ky

nancy pelosi's voice grates on my nerves.

That's why they call 'em Harpies .

651 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:56:12pm

re: #627 therewaslight

Retard threads?

Perhaps you could kindly Fuck Off And Die.

Thanks.

652 Perplexed  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:56:16pm

Mocking the holocaust on the Jewish Jerusalem Day by muslims = furled brows.

Mocking the muslim prophet for profit and their moon-dog alan = death threats.

I wonder which religion truly is the religion of peace? Hmmmm, death threats sure don't sound peaceful. Aha, I get it the Jews really are the religion of peace. Whew, that was a tough one.

/s

653 redstateredneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:57:06pm

re: #651 WriterMom

Retard threads?

Perhaps you could kindly Fuck Off And Die.

Thanks.

The part of Mandy Manners is being played by Writer Mom.
;-)

654 lobo91  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:57:16pm

re: #625 mama winger

Can someone confirm or debunk the rumor that there are earmarks for ACORN in this bill?

Say it ain't so.

Sorry. It's true.

655 sparrowlake  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:57:36pm

re: #627 therewaslight

Commented on? I thought this was a serious anti-Jihad blog. No wonder I rarely come back now. I'm fed up with reading retard threads about retarded creationism.

Say a little prayer, dickhead.

656 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:57:43pm

re: #648 therewaslight

I'm surprised you are so nonchalant that I sometimes go days without checking the latest threads here now

You'll find that I'm remarkably nonchalant about pretty much everything you do. Really.

657 jamgarr  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:58:00pm

From tiny ACORNs mighty hoax do grow

658 willowone  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:58:02pm

re: #630 Tigger2005
When i read that link, i have to admit it scared the skirt off me.

659 mama winger  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:58:07pm

re: #644 redstateredneck

ACORN and more

Oh dear Lord ......

Someone sent me this as well: Housing Bailout contains millions in earmarks for leftist groups.

[Link: www.onenewsnow.com...]


I think I may be ill.

660 DeafDog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:58:39pm

I'm getting butterfly's about tonight's debate like it was a basketball or football game that I cared about.....silly, isn't it.

Johnny Mac better bring his A game!

661 Perplexed  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:59:14pm

re: #642 mama winger

This is Wisconsin. We have badgers. Similarly vicious, but rather endearing.

Badgers? Badgers? Snakes? Mushrooms?

662 mama winger  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:59:21pm

re: #654 lobo91

Sorry. It's true.

I just can't believe this. How can this happen? Are they seriously going to pass this stinking piece of garbage?

663 Occasional Reader  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:59:34pm

re: #643 buzzsawmonkey

A long March? But it's almost October!

But it'll be worth your time, they're running a special; buy one, get a gang of four.

664 mama winger  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:59:50pm

re: #661 Perplexed

Badgers? Badgers? Snakes? Mushrooms?

Oh gee now I am going to have that stuck in my head ....

lol

665 WriterMom  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 1:59:54pm

SHABBAT SHALOM LIZARDIM.

666 MrSilverDragon  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:00:07pm

re: #660 DeafDog

Johnny Mac better bring his A game!

Agreed, but I think McCain's "C" game is better than Obama's "A+" game any day.

667 jwb7605  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:00:07pm

re: #644 redstateredneck

ACORN and more

I was making picante sauce all afternoon, but I think that is the version Rush said McCain was 'requested' to come back and rally against.

Nobody knows what's in the bill that might get put together by midnight tonight, for sure.

668 GeeWiz  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:00:20pm

re: #620 buzzsawmonkey

How do you clean an optical mouse? I can't figure out how to open it up, and wouldn't know what to clean when I did--not like the old ball-type mouse, where you could see the gunk accumulated on the ball.

Un-plug the mouse, turn it over and you will see a depression where the sensor resides. That depression will accumulate gunk like the old mouse-balls did. (did I just say mouse-balls?). Clean off the gunk from the depression as well as the sliders the mouse rides on. Gunky sliders can also create erratic mouse behaviour. I have to stop now because it's beginning to sound like porn.

669 mama winger  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:00:47pm

re: #665 WriterMom

SHABBAT SHALOM LIZARDIM.

God bless you and keep you till again we meet, Writer Mom. God bless your family too.

670 Wishing  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:01:11pm

re: #659 mama winger

Oh dear Lord ......

Someone sent me this as well: Housing Bailout contains millions in earmarks for leftist groups.

[Link: www.onenewsnow.com...]


I think I may be ill.

This was done in early August? So what happens NOW...with Fannie and freddie in the terlet? What about those *earmarks*? Gawd help us, we are being raped

671 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:02:01pm
672 lobo91  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:02:07pm

re: #662 mama winger

I just can't believe this. How can this happen? Are they seriously going to pass this stinking piece of garbage?

Hopefully not.

Pelosi can ram pretty much anything through the House, but they know they can't pass the Senate without at least 60 votes.

673 Lynn B.  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:02:26pm

re: #630 Tigger2005

Obama's ferris wheel commercial is now on the radio in Pennsylvania.

And the RCP average and electoral map shows BHO rocketing ahead.

The tactics are working. For now.

WTF is wrong with these people?

674 HoosierHoops  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:02:31pm

Well I hear that whistle blowing
It must be time to leave
And i ain't seen sunshine
Since I don't know when
I'm stuck in Cubical prison
and time keeps dragging on
But that clock keeps on rolling
Till it's time for home
When i was just a newhire
My Boss told me 'Son
Always be a good boy
Don't ever have no fun..
But I shot a troll in Reno
Just to watch it die
When I hear that Whistle blowing
I hang my head and cry...

Folsom Prison Blues sorry Mr. Cash...

It's 5:01pm yippie...See ya in abit!

675 mama winger  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:02:35pm

I am starting to think that there are diabolical people behind the scenes in Washington. In front of the scenes too.

676 jwb7605  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:02:43pm

re: #668 GeeWiz

How do you clean an optical mouse? I can't figure out how to open it up, and wouldn't know what to clean when I did--not like the old ball-type mouse, where you could see the gunk accumulated on the ball.

Un-plug the mouse, turn it over and you will see a depression where the sensor resides. That depression will accumulate gunk like the old mouse-balls did. (did I just say mouse-balls?). Clean off the gunk from the depression as well as the sliders the mouse rides on. Gunky sliders can also create erratic mouse behaviour. I have to stop now because it's beginning to sound like porn.

Alcohol (I use Everclear!) works great as a cleaner/degreaser. Use a Q-tip to get in the 'depressions'.
Everclear is appropriate for porn, too.

677 Tigger2005  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:02:53pm

re: #658 willowone

When i read that link, i have to admit it scared the skirt off me.

It proves it beyond a doubt. If Obama is elected, there is no limit to what his goon squads will do to stifle dissent. And we already know that the media will not utter a peep in protest.

678 DeafDog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:03:41pm

re: #666 MrSilverDragon

Agreed, but I think McCain's "C" game is better than Obama's "A+" game any day.

Agreed, but you and I are not the ones who need convincing. Johnny Mac needs to appeal to the tweeners. Mac needs to whack BHO hard without appearing mean-spirited or he can lose even if he's right on every issue of substance. It's a very tight balance.

679 UFO TOFU  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:03:50pm

re: #644 redstateredneck
Aw crap, redstate. I guess that I'm glad you posted that, but...shit.

680 Perplexed  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:03:55pm

re: #670 Wishing

Ah, yes, we, the citizens do have one very powerful tool available to us when our congress critters misbehave and their ratings are significantly below the Presidents?

681 mama winger  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:03:56pm

FOX news is reporting that Obama has lots of snarky one-liners planned to attack McCain with tonight.

Change we can believe in.

682 therewaslight  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:03:58pm

Today German commandos boarded a KLM fight to stop an act of Jihad. Is it not interesting because it happened in Europe? You're always saying there's no hope for us, so why should you bother to highlight acts of Jihad...

I'm sorry I've chosen this thread to make my comment in. This post is one of the very appropriate ones.

683 greenmiler  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:04:34pm

re: #662 mama winger

I just can't believe this. How can this happen? Are they seriously going to pass this stinking piece of garbage?


Acorn has been needing more funding for years; registering only a fraction of dead people ; with new funding just think of it; they could go way beyond freshly dead people; one day we may even people from the Mayflower voting again!

684 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:04:36pm
685 maddogg  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:04:42pm

re: #648 therewaslight

Not worried about taking your eye off the ball?

I'm surprised you are so nonchalant that I sometimes go days without checking the latest threads here now. It's only chance I heard this news on the radio. It's not on Sky or the BBC. I count on LGF for this stuff.

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686 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:04:51pm
687 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:05:10pm

re: #677 Tigger2005

It proves it beyond a doubt. If Obama is elected, there is no limit to what his goon squads will do to stifle dissent. And we already know that the media will not utter a peep in protest.

Turning off the media during goverment mandated viewing hours will result in strict disciplinary measures.

"An off switch? She'll get years for that!"

/Trivia time for source

688 lobo91  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:05:19pm

re: #673 Lynn B.

Obama's ferris wheel commercial is now on the radio in Pennsylvania.

And the RCP average and electoral map shows BHO rocketing ahead.

The tactics are working. For now.

WTF is wrong with these people?

I work in Denver, so I've been subjected to that crap non-stop for weeks. About 3/4 of the TV commercials are political ads now, too.

I'm starting to miss the ShamWow guy...

689 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:05:34pm

re: #681 mama winger

FOX news is reporting that Obama has lots of snarky one-liners planned to attack McCain with tonight.

Change we can believe in.


I just hope McCain comes back with, aren't you clever, all you have ever done is run your mouth.

690 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:05:35pm
691 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:05:44pm
692 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:06:08pm

re: #682 therewaslight

Today German commandos boarded a KLM fight to stop an act of Jihad.
Is it not interesting because it happened in Europe? You're always
saying there's no hope for us, so why should you bother to highlight
acts of Jihad...

I'm sorry I've chosen this thread to make my comment in. This post is one of the very appropriate ones.

Dude, take it up with Charles. He decides what subjects get threads & which don't. I would have thought it thread-worthy, but I don't make the calls.

693 Perplexed  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:06:20pm

re: #687 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

1984?

694 therewaslight  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:06:32pm

re: #685 maddogg

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What does that prove? It doesn't prove a post was made about an act of Jihad that was stopped by German commandos, apparently at the very very last moment.

695 redstateredneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:06:50pm

re: #667 jwb7605

I was making picante sauce all afternoon, but I think that is the version Rush said McCain was 'requested' to come back and rally against.

Nobody knows what's in the bill that might get put together by midnight tonight, for sure.

Right...this is the version the Dems were pushing. Slimy bastids.

696 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:07:13pm

re: #688 lobo91

I
work in Denver, so I've been subjected to that crap non-stop for weeks.
About 3/4 of the TV commercials are political ads now, too.

I'm starting to miss the ShamWow guy...

That guy creeps the damn out of me. WTF is with the bluetooth? Are you expecting a call during the commercial?

697 musicman  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:07:19pm

OT
Is Biden still running for VP?

698 redstateredneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:07:55pm

re: #675 mama winger

I am starting to think that there are diabolical people behind the scenes in Washington. In front of the scenes too.

We call them Democrats.

699 formercorpsman  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:07:56pm

re: #682 therewaslight

Come on.

Are seriously getting pissy because of this?

Look at the function of the spin-off links above. It very well could be that this becomes a topic of discussion in a little while.

You do realize, you seem like an imbecile.

700 CapeCoddah  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:08:02pm

Afternoon all, I see the disgusting ROP is at hard at it again! They are nothing but filthy swine shit.

701 willowone  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:08:09pm

re: #677 Tigger2005

i wonder if we found all the advertisers for each - Marxist Smears Media- , and signed petitions by Internet, against the egregious mishandling of News. what would we threaten? would it work?

702 newsjunkie_ky  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:08:09pm

re: #694 therewaslight
If you have a problem with LGF, you are free to NOT comment or READ.

703 Pullus Iulius  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:08:18pm

re: #697 musicman

OT
Is Biden still running for VP?

Was he ever?

704 DeafDog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:08:39pm

re: #689 newsjunkie_ky

I just hope McCain comes back with, aren't you clever, all you have ever done is run your mouth.


I hope Mac has the comebacks, but school-yard put-downs would be fatal, IMO.

705 Buck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:09:03pm

re: #681 mama winger

FOX news is reporting that Obama has lots of snarky one-liners planned to attack McCain with tonight.

Change we can believe in.

If you saw him on SNL, you know he does not have timing...and timing is
.
..
...
.
.
.
.
.
.
everything.

If he tries to be funny he will fail.

706 musicman  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:09:18pm

re: #703 Pullus Iulius

LOL!

707 lobo91  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:09:19pm

re: #696 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

That guy creeps the damn out of me. WTF is with the bluetooth? Are you expecting a call during the commercial?

"It's made in Germany! You know the Germans make good stuff!"

708 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:09:32pm
709 sparrowlake  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:09:46pm

re: #675 mama winger

I am starting to think that there are diabolical people behind the scenes in Washington. In front of the scenes too.

And the ones IN the scenes ain't so hot either.

710 mama winger  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:09:57pm

re: #697 musicman

OT
Is Biden still running for VP?

Who?

711 Tigger2005  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:10:08pm

re: #673 Lynn B.

Obama's ferris wheel commercial is now on the radio in Pennsylvania.

And the RCP average and electoral map shows BHO rocketing ahead.

The tactics are working. For now.

WTF is wrong with these people?

I want to talk to the people in my neighborhood who have Obama signs, but I have no idea what to say to them. Surely they can't be ignorant about all of this stuff, yet they still support him. If I tell them about Obama's lack of experience, his background, his associations, his lies and flip-flops, the thuggish behavior of his goons, and on and on and on, is it going to make any difference? Have they no shame? Do they truly believe Bush, and even McCain, are worse than this?

712 Wishing  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:10:11pm

re: #680 Perplexed

At this point, every *recumbent* better be cleaning out his desk..he WONT be coming back!

713 therewaslight  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:10:20pm

re: #699 formercorpsman

Come on.

Are seriously getting pissy because of this?

Look at the function of the spin-off links above. It very well could be that this becomes a topic of discussion in a little while.

You do realize, you seem like an imbecile.

This is not about political point scoring. I don't have time to post here in the comment section. I like LGF because it keeps me updated on the war against the Jihadist, or lack of it. A lot of the criticism directed against Europe is correct. I'm pretty much on Charles' side against the Fjordman alliance with the white supremacists thing.

714 redstateredneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:10:40pm

re: #681 mama winger

FOX news is reporting that Obama has lots of snarky one-liners planned to attack McCain with tonight.

Change we can believe in.

Fine, suckah...my boy John gonna attack you with the facts!
(I hope)

715 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:10:45pm

re: #681 mama winger

FOX news is reporting that Obama has lots of snarky one-liners planned to attack McCain with tonight.

Change we can believe in.

He'll remember the one-liners, and forget the actual answers.
Unless they've built a teleprompter into his podium.

716 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:11:37pm

re: #704 DeafDog

I hope Mac has the comebacks, but school-yard put-downs would be fatal, IMO.

"Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry!"

717 CapeCoddah  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:11:52pm

re: #681 mama winger

I hope McCain is studying Reagan debate film, Mama

718 willowone  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:11:53pm

re: #704 DeafDog
well i would Hope. that McCain has the List of the snarky one liners, and would say yes i have that list, let's list them now. and than lets debate.

719 formercorpsman  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:11:57pm

re: #713 therewaslight

Then perhaps putting it the link, or mailing it in might get some attention.

I have seen it today myself. Great job, perhaps they are waking up.

720 Perplexed  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:12:01pm

re: #715 Kosh's Shadow

He'll remember the one-liners, and forget the actual answers.
Unless they've built a teleprompter into his podium.

That's a teleprompter I would like to see get hacked in real time.

721 Buck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:12:06pm

re: #696 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

That guy creeps the damn out of me. WTF is with the bluetooth? Are you expecting a call during the commercial?

That is his mic.... when I was working as a barker selling knives I had one just like it.

(I can still cut a tomato so thin, my inlaws never come back.)

722 jamgarr  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:12:12pm

That stuff sells itself

723 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:12:46pm
724 mama winger  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:12:47pm

re: #717 CapeCoddah

I hope McCain is studying Reagan debate film, Mama

Amen.

I just want him to do as well as he did at Saddleback. The contrast was striking between the two men.

725 Gearhead  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:13:09pm

re: #681 mama winger

FOX news is reporting that Obama has lots of snarky one-liners planned to attack McCain with tonight.

Change we can believe in.

I wonder how snarky one liners would go over in Camp David meetings with heads of state.

726 DeafDog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:13:14pm

re: #716 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

"Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry!"

LOL

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

727 mama winger  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:13:22pm

re: #723 ploome hineni

winger

for all us sophisticated city folk, would you please send reindetouts a recipe for 'HOT DISH'

thats for the LGF community cookbook....and send a copy of your avatar, along with some words of mama wisdom

:D

{winger}

Oh sure you betcha doncha know

will d will do
roger that

728 lobo91  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:13:26pm

re: #715 Kosh's Shadow

He'll remember the one-liners, and forget the actual answers.
Unless they've built a teleprompter into his podium.

As soon as Obama brings up the current economic situation, McCain should ask "So, could you tell us what, exactly, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac got in return for all that money they gave you over the past 4 years?"

729 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:14:14pm

re: #726 DeafDog

LOL

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama was such a slut she screwed around with random guys who left her, and dumped her son with her mother.

730 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:14:41pm
731 Perplexed  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:14:43pm

re: #728 lobo91

Obambi would go snake sh*t crazy over retorts like that. He doesn't like having his own game played on him.

732 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:14:43pm

re: #726 DeafDog

LOL

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

yo mama so old, God said let there be light, she flipped the switch

733 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:14:47pm

re: #726 DeafDog

LOL

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is ham!

734 DeafDog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:15:58pm

re: #718 willowone

well i would Hope. that McCain has the List of the snarky one liners, and would say yes i have that list, let's list them now. and than lets debate.

If Mac can do that with the right condecending tone (not too much, but enough to let the viewers know he is above it), it would be perfect. But that's a tough game. He doesn't want to come off like an Al Gore 'sigher'

735 greenmiler  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:16:05pm

Oh man, lets bring back the puns :)

736 lobo91  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:16:12pm

re: #731 Perplexed

Obambi would go snake sh*t crazy over retorts like that. He doesn't like having his own game played on him.

Exactly, which is why McCain should do it!

737 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:16:15pm

re: #730 ploome hineni

can you please send reine de tout a recipe containing beer for the LGF cookbook?

or maybe monkey?

:D

Beer Can Chicken

738 willowone  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:17:05pm

re: #733 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

re: #732 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

re: #729 Kosh's Shadow
alright don't you'all have any "your daddy " jokes?

739 Gearhead  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:17:36pm

re: #728 lobo91

As soon as Obama brings up the current economic situation, McCain should ask "So, could you tell us what, exactly, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac got in return for all that money they gave you over the past 4 years?"

Maybe slip in a comment about astroturf just to see what happens.

740 DeafDog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:17:37pm

re: #729 Kosh's Shadow

Yo mama was such a slut she screwed around with random guys who left her, and dumped her son with her mother.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale

741 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:17:44pm
742 HD Woman  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:17:51pm

re: #646 MrSilverDragon

No one is forcing you to stay... and perhaps a better choice of words is in order? Or is the object to get people fired up and screaming at you?

I for one seem to be running out of adrenaline, and refuse to suffer fools. I'm going to go enjoy the beautiful day that God has made so that I can refill my soul with thoughts of all that is good.

See you guys after the debate.
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743 redstateredneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:17:52pm

re: #737 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Beer Can Chicken

You could prob'ly substitute a monkey for the chicken. Just sayin...

744 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:18:02pm

Time to head home and get supplies (drinkables) before the debate.

745 mama winger  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:19:19pm

Today I saw the very first Obama bumper sticker on a car. The first one.

I have not seen any Obama yard signs. I have seen three 'Another Democrat for McCain' signs. This is a blue collar town that tilts Democrat.

746 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:19:39pm

"re: #738 willowone

re: #732 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

re: #729 Kosh's Shadow
alright don't you'all have any "your daddy " jokes?

Why should those bother Barry? Not like he knew the guy.

747 DeafDog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:19:44pm

re: #732 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

yo mama so old, God said let there be light, she flipped the switch

Yo mama so hairy she's got afros on her nipples.

748 CapeCoddah  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:19:50pm

re: #724 mama winger

Yeah, they should all be saddleback, no one had the questions. Barry will have gotten these the day the debate was scheduled

749 DeafDog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:20:21pm

re: #733 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is ham!

Yo mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

750 jorline  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:20:56pm

The Dow closed +121 and crude oil at 107.

751 lobo91  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:21:04pm

re: #744 Kosh's Shadow

Time to head home and get supplies (drinkables) before the debate.

Ugh. I'll be lucky if I even get home before the debate, after the 90 minute drive through Friday Denver traffic.

On the plus side, there are very few Obambi signs in my north Colorado Springs neighborhood.

752 UFO TOFU  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:21:07pm

re: #737 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

753 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:21:07pm

re: #661 Perplexed

Badgers? Badgers? Snakes? Mushrooms?

One night I watched that damned movie for two hours before I fell asleep. Never did see how it ended.

754 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:21:10pm

re: #746 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

"

Why should those bother Barry? Not like he knew the guy.

But a man can dream...

755 musicman  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:21:13pm

Okay here's what Biden is up too....

I was against clean coal before I was for it!

756 Wishing  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:21:14pm

re: #745 mama winger

I went in to work today (I volunteer) and the Sheriff got me a 3" McCain/ Palin pin...I wear it proudly!

757 Pullus Iulius  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:21:22pm

re: #681 mama winger

FOX news is reporting that Obama has lots of snarky one-liners planned to attack McCain with tonight.

Change we can believe in.

The debate's on foreign policy. The Golden Child's jibes will probably be directed at Bush and will try to pull McCain in with the whole guilt-by-association thing. A big GAZE might be effective. That works on other types of pests. Otherwise, if we see a little of McCain's purportedly incandescent anger, I won't complain. Truman could peel paint, I understand. Goldwater, too. I'm ready.

758 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:21:25pm

re: #747 DeafDog

Yo mama so hairy she's got afros on her nipples.

yo mama so fat, when she back up, she goes BEEP BEEEP BEEP

759 yochanan  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:22:19pm

I was reading reports that bush told israel they could n't bomb iran anyone know the truth on this matter? If it is true i just got a case of BDS a bit late but what the heck

760 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:22:38pm

re: #749 DeafDog

Yo mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

761 DeafDog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:22:48pm

re: #750 jorline

The Dow closed +121 and crude oil at 107.

It was a bi-polar day...at least in my portfolio...the banks were all up and the borrowers were all down.

762 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:23:06pm

re: #757 Pullus Iulius

The
debate's on foreign policy. The Golden Child's jibes will probably be
directed at Bush and will try to pull McCain in with the whole
guilt-by-association thing. A big GAZE might be effective. That works
on other types of pests. .

McCain should have a spray bottle of water at the ready, like my mom uses on her cat when he's a pest.

763 willowone  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:23:38pm

re: #746 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) haha , k, point made.

764 Wishing  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:24:11pm

As the MAVERICK, do u think maybe Mac has some suprises for OhDama?

765 yochanan  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:24:42pm

has bush wussied out? any reports? how about a friday drinking thread chimay on me.

766 DeafDog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:24:44pm

re: #758 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

re: #760 Who Watches the Watchmen?

Yo Mamma so fat she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.

767 lobo91  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:24:51pm

Urgh...the stupid ferris wheel radio spot again.

I'm getting sick of hearing it.

768 jorline  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:25:15pm

re: #761 DeafDog

It was a bi-polar day...at least in my portfolio...the banks were all up and the borrowers were all down.

It my be the same way Monday my friend.

769 JeremiahRight  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:25:26pm

the ultimate song on "Yo Mama"

*if your into hip-hop from the early 90s, which I'm not, but for this I make an exception. The lyrics are priceless

770 UFO TOFU  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:25:46pm

Damn, my computor is having a hard time with lgf today.
re: #737 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
Dude, I expected more from you. A recipe for homebrew at the very least.

771 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:26:14pm

re: #766 DeafDog

re: #760 Who Watches the Watchmen?

Yo Mamma so fat she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.

Yo mama so skanky, she went to the beach and left a ring around the ocean.

772 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:26:15pm
773 Pullus Iulius  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:26:34pm

re: #764 Wishing

As the MAVERICK, do u think maybe Mac has some suprises for OhDama?

Considering the times and the circumstances, I think it's all going to be surprises.

774 GeeWiz  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:27:17pm

re: #603 WriterMom

I guess the reference was too obscure. It came from the movie "The Outsiders". It was an excellent movie from Francis Ford Coppola. The line I referenced came from the closing scenes, where Ponyboy(C. Thomas Howell) is reading a note from his friend Johnny(Ralph Macchio) who has just died. It comes at the end of the note when Johnny tells Ponyboy to stay gold.

Great movie and a great novel from S.E. Hinton.

The Outsiders...

775 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:27:33pm
776 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:28:27pm
777 yochanan  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:28:34pm

re: #773 Pullus Iulius

Considering the times and the circumstances, I think it's all going to be surprises.

john mccain has already got obama in the deer in the head lights look twice

remember he is not dealing with bush i think john mccain knows how to go in for the kill.

778 DeafDog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:29:30pm

re: #768 jorline

It my be the same way Monday my friend.

Yep, it's the nature of the market. But I take comfort in knowing that the majority is almost always wrong. When everyone else is buying, it's probably time to sell and now that everyone else is selling, it is hopefully a good time to buy.....(the problem, of course, is that there is no way to know how long this 'buying opportunity' will last.)

779 DeafDog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:30:16pm

re: #771 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Yo mama so skanky, she went to the beach and left a ring around the ocean.

Yo mamma so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

780 yochanan  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:30:23pm

i am going to miss this debate shabos and all. hope there is a good report for me to see sat. nite.

781 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:30:58pm

re: #779 DeafDog

Yo mamma so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

You mama so dumb, she though manual labor was the President of Mexico.

782 DeafDog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:31:55pm

re: #775 ploome hineni

?

As in dogs of the dow?

783 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:32:31pm
784 formercorpsman  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:32:45pm

Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

785 yochanan  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:32:59pm

beer (chimay) in the yochanan evil grin

786 DeafDog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:33:12pm

re: #781 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

You mama so dumb, she though manual labor was the President of Mexico.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat people yell, "Taxi!"

787 formercorpsman  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:33:24pm

Your momma's so dumb she heard someone say it was chilly outside so she ran and grabbed a bowl

788 scottishbuzzsaw  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:33:31pm

re: #783 buzzsawmonkey

Gotta go, gang. I won't be seeing the debate, what with Shabbat, and the recording device is screwed up.

So here's hoping McCain hands the Lightworker his head.

Goodbye...thanks for the laughter...

789 jorline  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:34:55pm

re: #778 DeafDog

Yep, it's the nature of the market. But I take comfort in knowing that the majority is almost always wrong. When everyone else is buying, it's probably time to sell and now that everyone else is selling, it is hopefully a good time to buy.....(the problem, of course, is that there is no way to know how long this 'buying opportunity' will last.)

Have faith in five and ten year averages...throw out the high and low days.

790 redstateredneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:35:43pm

Gotta go buy beer for the debate and practice head squishing. I like to close one eye and line Obama's head up between my thumb and index finger and squeeze...
Later, lizards!

791 yochanan  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:35:46pm

scottish jew here at least my grand parents came from scotland just think of the stero types. held that eagle till it grined, laid a egg hatched the egg and .....

792 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:37:08pm

re: #787 formercorpsman

Your momma's so dumb she heard someone say it was chilly outside so she ran and grabbed a bowl

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

793 UFO TOFU  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:37:37pm

re: #790 redstateredneck
Later redstate. I'm outta here too. Hope every one gets to enjoy the weekend!

794 mama winger  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:37:38pm

Goodnight and God bless to those who are leaving us for the Sabbath. We'll keep the light on for you :)

795 mama winger  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:40:25pm

re: #783 buzzsawmonkey

Gotta go, gang. I won't be seeing the debate, what with Shabbat, and the recording device is screwed up.

So here's hoping McCain hands the Lightworker his head.

I hadn't thought of this before. Perhaps it was inconsiderate for them to schedule the debate during the Jewish sabbath.

796 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:40:40pm
797 yochanan  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:42:00pm

A little chimay grande reserve goes a long way any one know the iron fist rule?

798 DeafDog  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:42:36pm

re: #796 ploome hineni


I can't hear you

799 nyc redneck  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:43:53pm

clever one liners won't make obama look good. he's not going to impress the viewer w/ little snide remarks.
the guy has no substance. he doesn't command respect even when he reads from the prompter.
i can't wait to see mccain clean his clock.

800 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:44:16pm
801 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:44:21pm
802 yochanan  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:47:27pm

1pt. 9.4 fl oz at 9% plus one oat meal stout yochanan is feeling no pain lucky yochanan is a happy drunk.

803 yochanan  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:49:16pm

now if i had to take a drink every time the light worker said change or hope the monks at chimay would have to put on a extra shift.

804 Infidel_One  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 2:58:42pm

To every islamist...
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your rectum.

And a special one for Dinnerjacket
May bloody piles torment you.
May corns grow on your feet.
May crabs as big as turtles, grow up your ass and eat.
And when you're old and feeble, and become a nervous wreck.
I hope your head fall through your ass and breaks your f*#%ing neck.

Signed....A JEW

805 J.S.  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 3:06:09pm

re: #711 Tigger2005

I think it's because of the economy. The mood on the street is that "Mccain doesn't know enough about economics...The Democrats have a history of success (re: Clinton years), etc."

806 pingjockey  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 3:07:26pm

Such a kind and caring people. Right.

807 reine.de.tout  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 3:16:39pm

re: #796 ploome hineni

? hotdogs as weiners

You've been busy here today, I see, trying to get us some busines

808 Scion9  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 3:40:34pm

re: #209 zombie

They posted you. A few other people agreed with you, and I posted my .02 as well. Mabye my developmental psychology angle can get through to the multi-Cult sycophants there.

Childhood Development 101 for a K Teacher.

POP QUIZ:

Billy: 'Is Santa Claus real?'

Billy: 'Why, no of course not, your parents are filthy liars, Billy.'

FAIL!

809 Scion9  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 3:51:53pm

re: #463 WrathofG-d

Is the 'uniform' in question the explosion in the background?

810 Lynn B.  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 4:06:49pm

re: #711 Tigger2005

I want to talk to the people in my neighborhood who have Obama signs, but I have no idea what to say to them. Surely they can't be ignorant about all of this stuff, yet they still support him. If I tell them about Obama's lack of experience, his background, his associations, his lies and flip-flops, the thuggish behavior of his goons, and on and on and on, is it going to make any difference? Have they no shame? Do they truly believe Bush, and even McCain, are worse than this?

Sadly, yes. I just wanted to respond to this (in case anyone comes back here). I feel the same way, but I have friends and relatives who are Obama supporters, people who I actually have a personal relationship with and would expect to at least listen to what I have to say. They're all heavily infected with NPR talking points, to say the least, and when I bring these points up tell me I've been brainwashed by Karl Rove and Fox News. Since they haven't heard this information from their own news sources, they assume it's a lie and not worth even listening to. At the last family get-together (in June), I was told by four different people that Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld had all tricked up into going into Iraq by claiming Saddam Hussein was behind 9-11. The discussion got heated. They all promised to deliver a link or a source .... I'm still waiting.

I expect my neighbors would be worse.

When I put up a Bush lawn sign up in 2004, my next door neighbor actually came over to tell me what an idiot I was and how sick it made him that I wanted to send his son off to fight a war for oil. It was no use pointing out that there wasn't a draft (he was sure there would be), that the war wasn't for oil (yes, it was) and that it was in the best interests of the Western world to see the situation in the Middle East stabilized and vicious genocidal dictators removed (zzzzz). Our relationship has been strained ever since.

811 Pygmalienation  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 4:08:48pm

re: #327 Raven1
1 trillion-one

812 ploome hineni[deleted]  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 4:16:55pm
813 WrathofG-d  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 4:27:49pm

re: #809 Scion9

um no the "uniform" is the uniform the guys are actually wearing which look like stipped down IDF uniforms (which they probably are as Israel donated weapons, training, etc. to Abu Mazen/Mahmood Abbas/FATAH/Islamic Jihad/PLO/PA.

They are going to be used against Israel.

814 paybacktime  Fri, Sep 26, 2008 9:52:23pm

DEATH to the Islamofascist Regime of iran.

815 Yankee Sojourner  Sat, Sep 27, 2008 7:48:28am

re: #9 Shug

Be careful what you wish for Iran. Israel is going to supply you with the martyrdom you crave


Bears repeating.

816 ebed_melech  Sat, Sep 27, 2008 1:20:12pm

I'm sure it's been said before, but it's worth restating - those who deny or ridicule the Holocaust fully participate in the guilt of its perpetrators.

These cartoons make the blood boil.

But enough preaching to the converted this needs pointing out to Muslims face to face.

Incidentally for those with time now to read this very old thread, there's an useful new biography of the Palestinian Grand Mufti with details of his close cooperation with Hitler, Eichmann, von Trapp and Himmler, and his 3 years of service inciting Arabs to murder from Berlin. The Nazi - Islamo-fascist link is stronger than many realise - and he is a principal bridge between old and new anti-Semitism.

817 Ban Draoi  Sat, Sep 27, 2008 11:23:52pm

Ahmadamndingdong's rants and antisemitic antics, like these cartoons (shades of Der Sturmer and Volkishcer Beobachter, anyone?) are getting tiresome.

So he wants Israel and the Jewish people exterminated?

Fine.

Maybe he will realize the error of his ways when he comes face to face with the original "bottled sunshine" courtesy of the One Who made it in the first place


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