You scared me Charles. I thought it was starting now, and I don't have my popcorn ready.

The GOP had a good one setup for the convention. Maybe they'll have something similar tonight.

Thanks, Charles, I hate commentators over that stuff!

I hope Mac rested, i hope he comes out of the corner ready to rumble!

Ship Seized by Somali Pirates Carrying 33 Russian Tanks

Yo-ho Yo-ho a pirates life for me.............

ot: (is there actually a topic here?)

Abbas Threatens Violence if Israel Doesn't Do What They Demand.
(and Headline States Israel Is Violating UN By Building Homes [it doesn't btw]. The UN "resolutions" most often sighted by Anti-Israel types are non binding)

I think this is it ?

Waqf Insulting Every Jew In The World By Physically Attacking Them If They Pray On The Temple Mount? = no coverage.

Waqf Insulting ONE Muslim By Asking Him To Recite Koran Verses to Prove He Is Muslim? = coverage.

Don't know of one, but I'll probably just be following the erudite commentary of my betters on LGF anyway. Lehrer's spoon-feeding of softballs to 0, and the furious maneuvering to get the follow-up comment are just going to be too tedious for me to take, live. I hate these "debates" like Nixon hated them.

Date night with the wife tonight. I'll be at LGF for post-game analysis.

An Anti-Semitic Rant By A Madman That Should Have Shocked The UN (& The World) Instead Receives Applaud & Hugs By The UN General Assembly

re: #10 Gearhead

Date night with the wife tonight. I'll be at LGF for post-game analysis.

Awww. That's nice.

I'm such a political junkie that the BF knows he's under no pressure to take me out on the town tonight.

I think C-SPAN has an embedded stream too. At least I saw one mentioned when I was on their site earlier.

Oh....this is rich.....

Later, in a speech to the General Assembly, Abbas deplored as "racial terrorism" what he said were daily attacks by Israeli settlers on Palestinian civilians, and urged the international community to take action.

re: #8 WrathofG-d

I've wanted to take a trip to the Temple Mount- to pray. I might not be speaking words, or making movements, but I would be praying. Let's see the *%(#@ Waqf try and stop me thinking. Bastards.

re: #7 Jimash

I think this is it ?

Yeah - says they'll have it at 9:10 ET.

re: #9 Pullus Iulius

Call me naive, but I trust Lehrer to be even-handed. To use a baseball analogy, I also think Lehrer will pitch a couple of curve balls for both candidates. Mac will smack it for a line drive doubles, but Obama's knees might buckle.

re: #14 WrathofG-d

Oh....this is rich.....

Later, in a speech to the General Assembly, Abbas deplored as "racial terrorism" what he said were daily attacks by Israeli settlers on Palestinian civilians, and urged the international community to take action.

You would think the Palis would be able to at least export manure given all the bullshit they have piling up over there.

U.N. Security Counsel To Discuss Israeli "Settlement" Building.

The building of homes on 'disputed' land, still more offensive to the U.N. then the murder of innocent civilians, denial of the Holocaust, the advancing of terrorism, and Arab Anti-Semitism.

re: #15 gop_patriot

I've wanted to take a trip to the Temple Mount- to pray. I might not be speaking words, or making movements, but I would be praying. Let's see the *%(#@ Waqf try and stop me thinking. Bastards.

Oh, they got ways to do that too.

/spit on Waqf

re: #15 gop_patriot

When a non-Muslim goes to the Temple Mount, they are followed by Muslim "employees" of the Waqf. If they believe you are praying, it WILL get ugly.

re: #18 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

You would think the Palis would be able to at least export manure given all the bullshit they have piling up over there.

you would think they'd be able to grow their own food in the gardens of Gaza -- lack of greenhouses notwithstanding... (deploy mop to clean up dripping sarc)

Popcorn? Maybe.

With so much riding on the election and things (still) this close, I'll relax Nov. 5. Either that or buy some new guns to cling to while I still can, should things break the wrong way. If Husseinovich does half the things he threatens^Wpromises to do, a good hunting rifle and skills in stalking mooses and squirrels will at least put meat on the table.

I predict I will forget what the question was by the time Obama finishes his answer.

MySpace says it has an embeddable widget for streaming the debate live here: but I couldn't figure out how to embed that into a site...

As much as I enjoy doing the blow-by-blow with you guys, and barring a tirade from my wife, at my continued inattention,
my experience with the McCain acceptance speech (that I got it better the second time just watching the TV) makes me think I should focus in on this more closely than I can when I type and read posts.
I may give it my full frakin' attention.

( of course some people would say that this just makes me even more susceptible to the TV mind control rays, but I try not to think about that.)

I really wish McCain would have passed on this unless there was a solid deal.

re: #18 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

You would think the Palis would be able to at least export manure given all the bullshit they have piling up over there.

They DO nothing, they MAKE nothing, they INVENT nothing..They are nothing except murderers. And they do export murder.

re: #24 snowcrash

I predict I will forget what the question was by the time Obama finishes his answer.

If you can't say it in less than fifty words, you shouldn't be running for President. That's my motto.

re: #28 Wishing

They DO nothing, they MAKE nothing, they INVENT nothing..They are nothing except murderers. And they do export murder.

"Cows may come and cows may go, but the Bull in that place goes on forever"

re: #24 snowcrash

I predict I will forget what the question was by the time Obama finishes his answer.

LOL

He's in evil genius like that.

re: #18 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

You would think the Palis would be able to at least export manure given all the bullshit they have piling up over there.

According to the logic professed by the Phakestinians, the resulting attacks by individuals who have lived on that land for multiple generations, under constant attack by others that wish to remove them from that land, and take their homes should be considered acceptable resistance.

"Palestine" is Judenrien; while Israel allows full citizenship to non-Jewish Arabs.

When moonbats commit larceny
A campaign volunteer for DFL Congressional candidate Ashwin Madia stole lawn signs advertising the Republican candidate, Eric Paulsen, and got caught on camera doing it.

(Video included)

This was a big problem in Southern NH back in '04. Entiire neighborhoods would wake up to see their Bush/Cheney signs were missing.

re: #24 snowcrash

I predict I will forget what the question was by the time Obama finishes his answer.

If you can't dazzle 'em with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullshit.

I am so excited--I haven't felt this way for a while. Already have my jammies on, and my husband still has one client coming. Better go hide.

re: #24 snowcrash

re: #31 DeafDog

he won't even be listening to the question. he'll go right into the talking point on his list.

the BIG question is will the questioner say. 'But Senator Obama, that doesn't speak to the question"

re: #35 Pigtown Water Dog

Are you in Baltimore?

re: #17 DeafDog

I hope you're right. One thing this past week has taught me is that my crystal ball is badly in need of repair.

duh ... what's an "embeddable live stream"?

re: #35 Pigtown Water Dog

I am so excited--I haven't felt this way for a while. Already have my jammies on, and my husband still has one client coming. Better go hide.

put a sheer neglige on ,,,, the client may sign a BIGGER contract with hubby !

re: #39 pre-Boomer Marine brat

duh ... what's an "embeddable live stream"?

I'm glad you asked because I have no clue!

re: #20 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

re: #21 WrathofG-d

Oh I understand how those creeps work. But I often pray during the day, eyes open, going about my daily business. Another person would never be able to tell. And even if one would have to keep it secret, it would be worth it.

Although I can't wait for the day that Jews and Christians are back in charge of the Temple Mount.

Anyone know of an embeddable live stream?

No, but if you hum a few bars, and I'll fake it.

re: #39 pre-Boomer Marine brat

duh ... what's an "embeddable live stream"?

Live video that Charles can link to in such a way that it plays within a post. Sheesh, old-timer!

re: #27 mailmars

Lots of money and people's time were on the line and a case was being made that he was wasting them. Not good in the long run for McCain.

re: #39 pre-Boomer Marine brat

duh ... what's an "embeddable live stream"?

you take your air mattress down by the little river. you clinmbin and have someone float you into the water

you are now in bed in a live stream

Is it beer-thirty yet?

re: #47 Alaska Kim

It is beer forty five!

re: #39 pre-Boomer Marine brat

duh ... what's an "embeddable live stream"?

A live video feed he can post on LGF like he did with the conventions.

/or a good place to fish

Paul Kanjorski (D, PA-11): “I don't know that we included them in enough"

Rep. Paul Kanjorski (D-Pa.) on Friday suggested Democratic leaders did not solicit enough input from House Republicans on the financial rescue package.

[snip]

Asked whether House GOP lawmakers are right to believe they were slighted, Kanjorski replied, "I don't know that we included them in enough, and that's always a dangerous thing in politics. Remember, you're dealing with egomaniacs. We're all egomaniacs down here."

[snip]

Kanjorski said, "Now, what we have to do is open that door for the House Republicans, bring them on in and say, 'Guys, you know, we can't cast your idea aside.' Let's listen to it ... I think we have to allow them to talk their idea out. We have to be willing to listen."

You know, when the stock market crashed in 1929, President FDR immediately got on an embeddable live stream to explain to Americans what had happened.

/Biden

Proposal: Give Judea-Samaria to Jordan.

re: #48 CapeCoddah

My son got 2 deer last weekend. Gonna have fried back strap and beer for the debates.

re: #51 Occasional Reader

Biden is hilarious!

re: #51 Occasional Reader

You know, when the stock market crashed in 1929, President FDR immediately got on an embeddable live stream INVENTED BY AL GORE to explain to Americans what had happened.

/Biden

/fixed

re: #39 pre-Boomer Marine brat

duh ... what's an "embeddable live stream"?

Involves, bending over and a boot.........
I won't go into greater detail.
////

It's a stream that Charles can put in "embed" into a thread here so you can watch it on LGF and not at the source site.

re: #51 Occasional Reader

LOL, You know, I loved the line about "people being confident that their leaders know what they are talking about" which immediately preceded the FDR line!

re: #54 Alaska Kim

My son got 2 deer last weekend. Gonna have fried back strap and beer for the debates.

He shot Bambi?

Oh, I'm going to cry!

re: #6 WrathofG-d

ot: (is there actually a topic here?)

Abbas Threatens Violence if Israel Doesn't Do What They Demand.
(and Headline States Israel Is Violating UN By Building Homes [it doesn't btw]. The UN "resolutions" most often sighted by Anti-Israel types are non binding)

don't get me started on the u.n. don't want to get the monator lizards mad at me

re: #44 Tigger2005

Live video that Charles can link to in such a way that it plays within a post. Sheesh, old-timer!

I was visualizing water coming out of my monitor. Trout. Frogs. Very peaceful.

re: #36 sattv4u2

It's part of the art of politics and a good pol can get away with long winded answers in an interview....the MSM calls it being 'thoughtful.'

With a side-by-side comparison with straightfoward answers from McCain, however, the dynamic changes. If BHO obsfucates or plays the 'blame Bush' card too much, he will be totally exposed.

We'll see. It could be that BHO surprises us. They are certainly playing that expectation game.

re: #46 sattv4u2

you take your air mattress down by the little river. you clinmbin and have someone float you into the water

you are now in bed in a live stream

*GROAN*
/compliment

re: #39 pre-Boomer Marine brat

re: #57 jcm

Involves, bending over and a boot.........
I won't go into greater detail.
////

It's a stream that Charles can put in "embed" into a thread here so you can watch it on LGF and not at the source site.

that way, Charles can sell soda and popcorn and have the concession income

re: #59 Tigger2005

He shot Bambi?

Oh, I'm going to cry!

And Bambi's Mom!

re: #59 Tigger2005

No. Just 2 bucks this time. Bambi dodged a bullet this time. No pun intended.

re: #57 jcm

I won't go into greater detail.

And I'm going to stay FAAAAARRRR away from YOU!

The Palin Song

(with apologies to Judy Garland)
(From the musical Meet Me in D.C.)

Sarah:
With my drop-dead figure
and my drop-dead looks
and my hair piled high upon my head

I'll get the Presidency,
White House residency
when John McCain drops dead!

Vote vote vote go the rednecks
Plop plop plop goes McCain
Me me me in the White House!
Then you liberals will start to feel pain

You'll worship God
We'll pray in schools
I'll teach that Darwin and Copernicus were fools
Your one-night stands
will have a price
You'll catch motherhood along with the crab lice

Democrats:
With his left-wing mantra
and his light brown skin
He's the One we've dreamt of all our lives

We're not about to let some
MILF like you upset him
So darling out come the knives!

Lie lie lie go the bloggers
Smear smear smear goes the press
Down down down goes your polling

As election day nears we will play on the fears of the left!
We will leave you bereft!

Sarah:
Don't you count on it
I stole your meme, I'm a dream, I'm the cream of the crop!
All the way to the top!

re: #64 sattv4u2

re: #57 jcm

that way, Charles can sell soda and popcorn and have the concession income

seesh, and I thought congress was ripping us off.....

////////////

re: #64 sattv4u2

re: #57 jcm

that way, Charles can sell soda and popcorn and have the concession income

How about a porta-potty?

re: #54 Alaska Kim

My son got 2 deer last weekend. Gonna have fried back strap and beer for the debates.

can this jew move to alaska i am getting sick and tired of liberals

re: #67 pre-Boomer Marine brat

And I'm going to stay FAAAAARRRR away from YOU!

Way my day is going, I'm staying far away from me.
;-P

re: #53 ploome hineni

Yes ,first and foremost the blame goes to the ghetto-Jews, who accept their 2nd class citizenship in the world.

If Wrath were PM....

re: #70 pre-Boomer Marine brat

How about a porta-potty?

he flushed that idea

Obama beat Hillary by out organizing her. With the debate situation unresolved this morning, I finally learned that it was on via Instapundit.

Normally I get 2-4 e-mails from the McCain campaign per day. Today, I got one, an invite to a $39K dinner for Palin in mid-October. No preparation work at all.

This is just lame. Someone dropped the ball bigtime. I'd hate to see McCain lose because The One out organizes him. Attention to detail is endemic to every older aviator I know. This is not the Naval Aviator I knew.

Don't know who these people are, but check this out: [Link: www.freepress.net...]

I suspect the Obamatrons will be there in force.

re: #54 Alaska Kim

Congrats, I think. I can skin a fish, and boil a lobster, but, I have only gone "Hunting" once. Some friends shot a deer in Maine, years ago, then came back to the house for help carrying it outta the woods. Damned cute animal, with its tongue hanging out dripping blood all the way back to the house. I could not bring myself to eat any. I still carry the psychological damage! lol.

re: #54 Alaska Kim

My son got 2 deer last weekend. Gonna have fried back strap and beer for the debates.

The poooooor THINGS!
*sob*

re: #71 yochanan

can this jew move to alaska i am getting sick and tired of liberals

Didn't you hear what Alcee Hastings said about that? Stay away for your own good!
/

re: #58 CapeCoddah

LOL, You know, I loved the line about "people being confident that their leaders know what they are talking about" which immediately preceded the FDR line!

I just don't understand it. Don't people in public office feel ANY obligation to pickup a history book, ever? I mean, I knew when I was 12 or 13 or so that Herbert Hoover was President when the stock market crashed and that FDR wasn't elected until the Depression was under way.

And incidentally, the Depression didn't start right after the crash. It took a few months for it to get into full swing.

re: #71 yochanan

can this jew move to alaska i am getting sick and tired of liberals

sure! but we have our share of liberals here too. I think I'm the only republican in my office of six.

re: #68 zombie

Terrific!

re: #78 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Didn't you hear what Alcee Hastings said about that? Stay away for your own good!
/

for the 1st 54 years of my life I have managed to stay away from Alcee Hastings. Hopefully, my luck will continue

re: #72 jcm

Way my day is going, I'm staying far away from me.
;-P

heh
I saw something way earlier by you about a hardware meltdown. Plenty of time to complete, but lots of design changes, etc.

re: #79 Tigger2005

Well, they get what they vote for, the morons.

re: #76 CapeCoddah

Congrats,
I think. I can skin a fish, and boil a lobster, but, I have only gone
"Hunting" once. Some friends shot a deer in Maine, years ago, then came
back to the house for help carrying it outta the woods. Damned cute
animal, with its tongue hanging out dripping blood all the way back to
the house. I could not bring myself to eat any. I still carry the
psychological damage! lol.

Yeah, my son felt kinda bad the first time he killed a deer. It lasted for about 5 seconds!

re: #80 Alaska Kim

sure! but we have our share of liberals here too. I think I'm the only republican in my office of six.

so intellectually you have them outnumbered!

I never thought I'd see the day when a Presidential debate was national entertainment.

Brevity is the soul of wit.........William Shakespeare

Ahh Err Hem Ha Umm Ehh.......Barack Obama

re: #74 sattv4u2

he flushed that idea

I thought he brought the blue color back

re: #17 DeafDog

Call me naive, but I trust Lehrer to be even-handed. To use a baseball analogy, I also think Lehrer will pitch a couple of curve balls for both candidates. Mac will smack it for a line drive doubles, but Obama's knees might buckle.

You're naive.

Lehrer will throw great big ol' slow-pitch marshmallows to BHO.
He'll beanball McCain with his best fastball.

re: #75 billy hank

Obama beat Hillary by out organizing her.
.

IMO, BHO (with his media supporters) also out-debated Hillary by making Hillary look shrill. Likewise, appearances are th biggest pitfall for McCain, too. McCain can give all the right answers but look like a jerk. BHO can give all the wrong answers, but look like a nice guy.

re: #83 pre-Boomer Marine brat

heh
I saw something way earlier by you about a hardware meltdown. Plenty of time to complete, but lots of design changes, etc.

But, hey, I've got sign-offs on everything from here to tomorrow!
But it's still "my" hardware. Who cares if it's designed to spec!

re: #77 pre-Boomer Marine brat

The poooooor THINGS!
*sob*

oops. I guess i won't mention the 2 hearts we're gonna fry up this weekend!

//

Here's the moderators for the upcoming debates. I trust there won't be any bias in the questions or the frame and tone of the debates:

Sept. 26 -- Jim Lehrer of PBS
Oct. 2 -- Gwen Ifil of PBS
Oct. 7 -- Tom Browkaw of NBC
Oct. 15 -- Bob Schieffer of CBS

Question I would LOVE to hear tonight

"Senator Obama. I'd like to ask you about that phony contemplative head tilt you do when on camera. Is your brain that large or your spine too thin?

re: #81 Wishing

Terrific!

I strove mightly to make every single line and every single syllable mesh perfectly with the original song!

re: #87 arethusa

I never thought I'd see the day when a Presidential debate was national entertainment.

When I was in high school we watched one of the Reagan/Mondale debates in a social studies class. The class was solidly pro-Reagan. I think the teacher was for Mondale.

re: #86 sattv4u2

so intellectually you have them outnumbered!

Hey, I like that!

re: #85 Alaska Kim

I could not bring myself to shoot one. Hubby was making fun of me the other night because a rabbit committed suicide under the truck when I went to the store the other night. He is still saying to me, "yeah, but I don't kill bunnies" at every opportune moment. The bastid. I don't have any problem with anyone else hunting, though.

re: #95 sattv4u2

Question I would LOVE to hear tonight

"Senator Obama. I'd like to ask you about that phony contemplative head tilt you do when on camera. Is your brain that large or your spine too thin?

he's a pencil neck.

re: #98 Alaska Kim

Hey, I like that!

hehehe ,, it's yours , gratis !

re: #90 Son of the Black Dog

You're naive.

Lehrer will throw great big ol' slow-pitch marshmallows to BHO.
He'll beanball McCain with his best fastball.

I really don't think so. Lehrer is a liberal, but I've always found him to be relatively fair. Same with Gwen Ifill. IF I recall correctly, she was the one who asked John Edwards "so if you and Senator Kerry had been in the White House these last four years, wouldn't Saddam Hussein still be in power?" Damn, girl! I liked that.

re: #91 DeafDog

BHO can give all the wrong answers, but look like a nice guy.

He looks scary if you ask me

He's not strong in many ways

Only the strong can be gentle

re: #90 Son of the Black Dog

You're naive.

Lehrer will throw great big ol' slow-pitch marshmallows to BHO.
He'll beanball McCain with his best fastball.

I agree with DeafDog. But even if Obama gets only fat, slow pitches, do you think those watching (besides us) won't notice and react? They noticed Gibson's condescension and ABC's terrible editing. 51% think the media is in the tank for Obama. A pretense of fairness at least is what Obama needs.

re: #68 zombie

Nice job, Zombie... we seem to be saying that quite a bit lately!

re: #99 CapeCoddah

I could not bring myself to shoot one. Hubby was making fun of me the other night because a rabbit committed suicide under the truck when I went to the store the other night. He is still saying to me, "yeah, but I don't kill bunnies" at every opportune moment. The bastid. I don't have any problem with anyone else hunting, though.

Tell 'im Carter had trouble with that too!
;-)

I can't wait to see what Obama has to say. If I am impressed I will just have to vote for him.

They are both great choices.

re: #80 Alaska Kim

sure! but we have our share of liberals here too. I think I'm the only republican in my office of six.

i live in the middle of the north side of chicagostan even a R.I.N.O. feels ill at ease here. can a R.I.N.O. SAY I ♥ GOV'R PALIN?

Time to say goodnight. See y'all tomorrow.

re: #83 pre-Boomer Marine brat

MWAH!

re: #99 CapeCoddah

I
could not bring myself to shoot one. Hubby was making fun of me the
other night because a rabbit committed suicide under the truck when I
went to the store the other night. He is still saying to me, "yeah, but
I don't kill bunnies" at every opportune moment. The bastid. I don't
have any problem with anyone else hunting, though.

I love going hunting. And when most women are at the mall, I'm at the shooting range.

re: #92 jcm

But, hey, I've got sign-offs on everything from here to tomorrow!
But it's still "my" hardware. Who cares if it's designed to spec!

Have you got multiple copies of "the spec", all subtly different, all signed off, suitably imprinted with other people's fingerprints, photos of senior managers holding them, etc .... ?

re: #106 jcm

Our big orange tomcat eats lots of little bunnies every spring.

re: #103 Ojoe

He looks scary if you ask me

You're kidding, right?

re: #106 jcm

LOL

re: #90 Son of the Black Dog

You're naive.

Lehrer will throw great big ol' slow-pitch marshmallows to BHO.
He'll beanball McCain with his best fastball.

Thanks for the dose of reality....but in my happy naive place (which I care to stay in until Lehrer proves me wrong), both candidates are going to get a question on obsure provisions in Lechenstein banking laws.

McCain understands foreign policy. Any bets on how many minutes pass before the debate questions turn to the economy? I say 5 minutes including intro.

re: #111 Alaska Kim

I love shooting, just not big on hitting anything animate!

re: #99 CapeCoddah

I could not bring myself to shoot one.

Nor could I.

re: #114 Occasional Reader

Not in that context, but if I imagine him with power.

re: #107 WrathofG-d

I can't wait to see what Obama has to say. If I am impressed I will just have to vote for him.

They are both great choices.

You seem to have started drinking early today.

;-)

re: #28 Wishing

Precisely. The Pallies only cash crop is misery. They export it and some of them (such as Abbas) turn a pretty penny on the deal.

re: #54 Alaska Kim

My son got 2 deer last weekend. Gonna have fried back strap and beer for the debates.

and them's good eatin'

(would really like some venison right about now. or some moose.)

re: #93 Alaska Kim

oops. I guess i won't mention the 2 hearts we're gonna fry up this weekend!

//

*SHRIEK!*
[SELF CENSORED !]

/guess I better add a sarc

re: #118 CapeCoddah

I love shooting, just not big on hitting anything animate!

Yeah, but do you put live lobster in boiling water? For some reason I might have trouble with that!

re: #118 CapeCoddah

If you don't thin the herd with some clean shots, all the animals have a hard winter and some of the actually starve before spring, or wolves eat them when they are weak and still alive at the start

etc

nature is brutal

humans can mitigate that

but only somewhat.

re: #103 Ojoe

He looks scary if you ask me

He's not strong in many ways

Only the strong can be gentle

That does not matter. You aren't the one who this debate matters for. You are voting McCain.

For the ones who like BHO, he is all warm and cuddly. This debate does not matter for them either. They are voting for McCain.

There is only 10-20% of the population that are available for persuassion and for them, appearances matter.

re: #125 Alaska Kim

Yeah, but do you put live lobster in boiling water?

I always dispatch them painlessly with a 9mm round to the back of the head first.

I'm also really confused why my neighbors never stop by to visit...

re: #125 Alaska Kim

Yeah, but do you put live lobster in boiling water? For some reason I might have trouble with that!

Nah, lobsters are big bugs. Tasty bugs, but, no doe eyes. Ugly bastards.
Seafood is on a different plane for me. I have no pity.

I DON'T HUNT BECAUSE I KEEP KOSHER but i worked in a butcher shop for 20 years and my son works in a slaughter house and i love meat.

for those who hunt enjoy your kill.
i love meat

re: #123 Querent

and them's good eatin'

(would really like some venison right about now. or some moose.)

If you are ever in Alaska, let me know. I'll invite you over for deer roast, mashed taters, and all the fixins.

It goes really fast but everyone must watch this video to know who's primarily at fault in this financial crises.

re: #110 goddessoftheclassroom

MWAH!

{goddess}!
MWAH!

They look like a cloning experiment which drifted a bit from the original plan.

Obama's job is to hijack the debate off foreign policy and onto domestic policy.

McCain's job is to let him -- just enough for McCain to say, "Gee, if the American people had seen how you took control of the President's meeting -- turning what you thought was a done deal into partisan recriminations and acrimony -- they'd see you're even weaker on domestic economic policy than on foreign policy, and that you have no credibility in bringing people together across party lines."

BIDEN AT HIS NEXT FUND RAISER

"hey, everyone ,, there's Stevie Wonder! hey, Stevie, LOOK AT THIS.... Oh, God, what the hell am I talking about. HEY ,,everyone,, look at this for Stevie!"

re: #126 Ojoe

If you don't thin the herd with some clean shots, all the animals have a hard winter and some of the actually starve before spring, or wolves eat them when they are weak and still alive at the start

etc

nature is brutal

humans can mitigate that

but only somewhat.

I understand that perfectly. I just dont want to be the one to do the thinning.

re: #128 Occasional Reader

I always dispatch them painlessly with a 9mm round to the back of the head first.

I'm also really confused why my neighbors never stop by to visit...

ROFLMAO!

Are Mandy and Sharmuta in the house?

re: #136 CapeCoddah

Ah well, others will.

But in Calif. The Fish & game has to let some of the deer herd starve every winter because there are not enough hunters here anymore.

re: #128 Occasional Reader

ROFL

re: #129 CapeCoddah

"lobsters are big bugs"..... I'll have to remember that!

re: #128 Occasional Reader

I always dispatch them painlessly with a 9mm round to the back of the head first.

I'm also really confused why my neighbors never stop by to visit...

We, here on the seashore, would refer to that as overkill. The butter cant cover up the lead taste!

Where did the H in Barack H. Obama go? Apparently down the memory hole.

Barack H. Obama was his name when he belonged to the Chicago law firm.
I saw it on the link on his lawsuit against City Bank for red-lining in 1994.

I had never noticed that before. Of course that was before 9/11. I wonder when he dropped the H?

If that was the name he used why is it verbotem to use the H? (That is a rhetorical question)

Goddess! You still here? This is for you:

T-shirt

re: #129 CapeCoddah

Nah, lobsters are big bugs. Tasty bugs, but, no doe eyes. Ugly bastards.
Seafood is on a different plane for me. I have no pity.

I'd love to chow down on some red bugs tonight. With some drawn buttah

re: #128 Occasional Reader

I always dispatch them painlessly with a 9mm round to the back of the head first.

(Of course, finding the "back" of a lobster's head is a little complicated.)

re: #141 Alaska Kim

"lobsters are big bugs"..... I'll have to remember that!

Same as your awesome crab population! Big ass, tasty water bugs!

re: #110 goddessoftheclassroom

My Reply

re: #144 vxbush

Goddess! You still here? This is for you:

T-shirt

I LOVE IT!

re: #145 loppyd

Aren't lobsters benthic detritivores (bottom dwelling trash eaters) like crabs?

EEECH.

re: #144 vxbush

Goddess! You still here? This is for you:

T-shirt

GOOD one!

re: #147 CapeCoddah

Same as your awesome crab population!

Hey, hey, there's no need to get personal.

/

re: #135 sattv4u2

BIDEN AT HIS NEXT FUND RAISER

"hey, everyone ,, there's Stevie Wonder! hey, Stevie, LOOK AT THIS.... Oh, God, what the hell am I talking about. HEY ,,everyone,, look at this for Stevie!"

You all aer makin me laugh so much that i forgot i was supposed to be making dinner. lol
(lettem eat cake!)

re: #131 Alaska Kim

If you are ever in Alaska, let me know. I'll invite you over for deer roast, mashed taters, and all the fixins.

Alaska's on my to-visit list (along w/ Iceland) -- although i have been to Canada it was so long ago that i'll simply have to visit again in order for it to count.

re: #150 Ojoe

Aren't lobsters benthic detritivores (bottom dwelling trash eaters) like crabs?

EEECH.

Nothing you will say will sway me. LOL

Prediction:

BHO is going to go gutter. I think that he's been hearing from his looney lefty base and is going to go for cheap shots. Maybe he thinks he can provoke McCain to say something ugly or stupid in reply, maybe not. But I expect BHO to abandon his pretense of abandoning "old-style" politics and get nasty. I think it will back fire.

re: #145 loppyd

Had a lobstah roll for lunch!

Just as an aside... the Dems have spent upwards of $380M on this campaign so far. I for one am clicking on every single Obama ad that I encounter. Just doing my part :)

re: #148 pre-Boomer Marine brat

My Reply

ROTFL!

Thinking of you...

re: #147 CapeCoddah

Same as your awesome crab population! Big ass, tasty water bugs!

That's why I love it here. I can take my crab ring down to the dock, bait it with some herring, drop that sucker down about 100 feet.......come back a few hours later and I have live dungeness crab. You can't beat it.

re: #116 DeafDog

Thanks for the dose of reality....but in my happy naive place (which I care to stay in until Lehrer proves me wrong), both candidates are going to get a question on obsure provisions in Lechenstein banking laws.

Or asked to name the Deputy Agriculture Minister of Lower Slobbovia.

re: #146 Occasional Reader

(Of course, finding the "back" of a lobster's head is a little complicated.)

"Between the eyes" would work a little better for you, but, I would suggest a .22

re: #152 Occasional Reader

Hey, hey, there's no need to get personal.

/

Aww, nasty!

re: #78 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Didn't you hear what Alcee Hastings said about that? Stay away for your own good!
/

Alcee Hastings doesn't know what he's talking about. No moose hunter is going to go after Jews: they're stringy and there's hardly any meat on 'em.

cud chewing quadapeds go well with beer you may have my sea bugs

re: #154 Tigger2005

eh chem: You have violated LGF secret rule #?

re: #164 CapeCoddah

"Between the eyes" would work a little better for you, but, I would suggest a .22

Or I could use the Mossberg.... instant bisque!

re: #152 Occasional Reader

lol, smartypants. Shows where your mind is, on STD's

Dang, I will miss the debate. I am now on the road. Post lots of comments I can read later, I always enjoy those.

re: #164 CapeCoddah

"Between the eyes" would work a little better for you, but, I would suggest a .22

Or a sling shot.

re: #160 goddessoftheclassroom

ROTFL!

Thinking of you...

Cute!
Someone struggled (or was suddenly inspired) to caption that one.

Yowza!

Sarah Palin was a babe when she was younger!

Found Footage: Sarah Palin's 1984 Miss Alaska Pageant Video, Swimsuit Competition

re: #168 WrathofG-d

eh chem: You have violated LGF secret rule #?

Yeah, good point. (Not secret, actually, it says so right up top.)

re: #150 Ojoe

Aren't lobsters benthic detritivores (bottom dwelling trash eaters) like crabs?

EEECH.

They are, and damned fine tasting ones, too!

re: #168 WrathofG-d

eh chem: You have violated LGF secret rule #?

It's public information and her office address, etc., so I don't think there's a problem, but Charles, feel free to edit my post if I did wrong.

re: #175 Occasional Reader

Yeah, good point. (Not secret, actually, it says so right up top.)

Right I was wrong it in violation of LGF Rule #3.

re: #175 Occasional Reader

Yeah, good point. (Not secret, actually, it says so right up top.)

uh oh...did someone mention comment #... 34 / 2?

Sniffle... :-( I remember bringing Rugby the Rat to watch one of the 2004 debates and hang out with a few other LGFers at the Hawk 'n' Dove restaurant on Capitol Hill.

re: #161 Alaska Kim

That's why I love it here. I can take my crab ring down to the dock, bait it with some herring, drop that sucker down about 100 feet.......come back a few hours later and I have live dungeness crab. You can't beat it.

Yeah, we have 5 traps too, just for personal use.

re: #175 Occasional Reader

Yeah, good point. (Not secret, actually, it says so right up top.)

It says phone numbers, addresses, or other PERSONAL information, so I didn't think it was a problem. This is public info, an office address & phone #, freely available on the Internet.

re: #177 Tigger2005

It's public information and her office address, etc., so I don't think there's a problem, but Charles, feel free to edit my post if I did wrong.

Actually, I wouldn't mind a clarification from the Rules Committee on that (the Rules Committee being Charles and Stinky), come to think of it.

re: #155 Querent

been to canukastan too many times the last time i alsmost went to alaska i wish i could go there seems to be were i would be happy.

re: #174 Racer X

Yowza!

Sarah Palin was a babe when she was younger!

Found Footage: Sarah Palin's 1984 Miss Alaska Pageant Video, Swimsuit Competition

Correction:

She is still a babe!

re: #167 yochanan

cud chewing quadapeds go well with beer you may have my sea bugs

LOL, never heard of "surf and turf" Have you!

Fuck the UN, Fuck the Palis, fuck the donks, oh the hell with it FUCK 'EM ALL! Bring on the debate! TGIF!

re: #169 Occasional Reader

LOL, Good luck finding your bisque after that!

re: #71 yochanan

can this jew move to alaska i am getting sick and tired of liberals

There is a fairly long tradition of Jews settling in Alaska, from what I have read. They were among the first Americans to settle there.

re: #178 WrathofG-d

Right I was wrong it in violation of LGF Rule #3.

It says "personal" information. Is an office # and address that's freely available on the Internet and intended for public contact "personal"?

re: #184 yochanan

been to canukastan too many times the last time i alsmost went to alaska i wish i could go there seems to be were i would be happy.

my earliest memory is a glacier beneath my feet.
(of course that glacier is probably gone by now, thanks to Al Gore's Traveling Hot Air Global Warming Show)
(/ do i really...)

re: #174 Racer X

Yowza!

Sarah Palin was a babe when she was younger!

Found Footage: Sarah Palin's 1984 Miss Alaska Pageant Video, Swimsuit Competition

HOT DAMN YOWZA MILF 4 VPOTUS

re: #190 Tigger2005

I don't make these decisions. I was only making you aware.

My experience however is that ALL phone numbers have been discouraged.

LGF really likes it when you advocate End Of Days theories however.
^(kidding!)

re: #167 yochanan

cud chewing quadapeds go well with beer you may have my sea bugs

No lobster, no prosciutto, and a piece of land surrounded by Palis... you guys really need to renegotiate that whole "Covenant" business!

re: #186 CapeCoddah

LOL, never heard of "surf and turf" Have you!

SURF AND TURF ISN'T KOSHER FOR MY GENTILE LIZARDS ENJOY MY SURF

I'm sure CNN's not happy with syndicated Navarette.

Commentary: McCain has his priorities straight

Some in the Obama-friendly media were quick to dismiss McCain's move as a political stunt. I don't know. It's not like launching one's candidacy in Springfield, Illinois, in the hopes of conjuring up comparisons to Abraham Lincoln, or moving one's convention speech to a football stadium to accommodate a larger crowd.

I think McCain deserves applause for having his priorities straight. For the past several days, the media and members of both parties have been scaring the daylights out of the American people by calling this the most serious economic crisis since the Great Depression.

Brovo

re: #192 yochanan

HOT DAMN YOWZA MILF 4 VPOTUS

Yoch, dont keep your feelings bottled up like that, it's not good for you, LOL

re: #194 Occasional Reader

No lobster, no prosciutto, and a piece of land surrounded by Palis... you guys really need to renegotiate that whole "Covenant" business!

oh come on OR, you know that the Jews are God's Chosen People, but sometimes you wonder, what exactly he chose them FOR...
(to be the Universe's Personal Punching Bags? I mean, sometimes it does seem like it!)

re: #193 WrathofG-d

LGF really likes it when you advocate End Of Days theories however.

My End of Days theory: The underappreciated Robin Tunney hoped it would be a big break, and Arnie needed to pay the rent on his ski chalet.

re: #196 jorline

I'm sure CNN's not happy with syndicated Navarette.

Commentary: McCain has his priorities straight

Brovo

Yes, I figure his career is probably over and he will be reduced to writing public interest stories for a small-town paper.

re: #197 CapeCoddah

Yoch, dont keep your feelings bottled up like that, it's not good for you, LOL

re: #110 goddessoftheclassroom

MWAH!

Hiya Goddess!
can cats really have different colored eyes? That was a cute picture

re: #192 yochanan

HOT DAMN YOWZA MILF 4 VPOTUS

About to be a "GILF"...

re: #195 yochanan

I know, Yochanan, I am just razzing you!

re: #174 Racer X

Yowza!

Sarah Palin was a babe when she was younger!

Found Footage: Sarah Palin's 1984 Miss Alaska Pageant Video, Swimsuit Competition

Wooooooot...

EVIL BEER GRIN

re: #184 yochanan

been
to canukastan too many times the last time i alsmost went to alaska i
wish i could go there seems to be were i would be happy.

why don't you then? I heard a saying somewhere, I think it was in a movie......You only live once, you can either make it chicken shit or chicken salad!

GOOSE ISLAND OATMEAL STOUT ISN'T BAD NOT AS GOOD AS CHIMAY BUT......

re: #199 Occasional Reader

My End of Days theory: The underappreciated Robin Tunney hoped it would be a big break, and Arnie needed to pay the rent on his ski chalet.

Funnny!, Funnny!

re: #200 Tigger2005

Yes, I figure his career is probably over and he will be reduced to writing public interest stories for a small-town paper.

He writes for the San Diego Union-Tribune.

oh a shiker is a goy(NEVER SAID I WAS P.C.) her song YEAH RIGHT

re: #174 Racer X

Dayumm! Just, dayummm!

re: #193 WrathofG-d

I don't make these decisions. I was only making you aware.

My experience however is that ALL phone numbers have been discouraged.

LGF really likes it when you advocate End Of Days theories however.
^(kidding!)

Better to link to those publicly available number, imo.

re: #150 Ojoe

Aren't lobsters benthic detritivores (bottom dwelling trash eaters) like crabs?

EEECH.

Yep. And with apologies to Jesus, turning water into wine is as nothing compared with the lobster's miracle of turning sea-garbage into sweet, succulent tail meat.

re: #212 rawmuse

Dayumm! Just, dayummm!

Actually, no kidding, I think she's more attractive now. Can't quite explain why.

re: #202 HoosierHoops

Hiya Goddess!
can cats really have different colored eyes? That was a cute picture

Yes, they can. And so can David Bowie.

re: #210 jorline

He writes for the San Diego Union-Tribune.

Speaking as a San Diegan, that isn't exactly a good thing.

re: #27 mailmars

I really wish McCain would have passed on this unless there was a solid deal.

I don't think Mac's statements about participating tonight had anything more to do with the debates than last month's leaks about pregnancy and the Palin family had to do with the upcoming RNC Convention.

Remember how the monolith in 2001 was floating incongruously about in Jupiter space, and the astronauts were flummoxed as to what it was and what it was about? Turned out the only reason it was there was to direct attention to the place it was IN (the stargate), it wasn't DOING anything else there at all.

All this attention by Mac was similar flag-waving to direct attention to the debates, imo, not to why he will or won't be there. As I've said before, Repubs have only one way to reach the voters, and that is to leap over the heads of the MSM, and talk directly to them. Mac effectively used the MSM's own negative talking points about his 'debate gaffe' against them, with that meme flowing all over the airwaves and newpapers hyping up the country's interest in tuning in. The voters must hear the difference between leftist ideology and the principles upon which this nation was founded (and that presentation is Mac's primary job tonight - NOT clever zingers and personal attacks)... It was the Palin dynamic, all over again.

re: #207 Alaska Kim
WELL THE TRAIN THAT WENT THAT WAY ONLY WENT TWICE A WEEK AND I WAS GOING EAST AT THE TIME and it cost too much to stay in banif as it is a rich boy's turist trap.

re: #214 Throbert McGee

Yep. And with apologies to Jesus, turning water into wine is as nothing compared with the lobster's miracle of turning sea-garbage into sweet, succulent tail meat.

Hey, rabbits are pretty tasty, and they eat shit. Literally.

re: #143 Dalibama

Where did the H in Barack H. Obama go? Apparently down the memory hole.

Barack H. Obama was his name when he belonged to the Chicago law firm.
I saw it on the link on his lawsuit against City Bank for red-lining in 1994.

I had never noticed that before. Of course that was before 9/11. I wonder when he dropped the H?

If that was the name he used why is it verbotem to use the H? (That is a rhetorical question)

iirc very early in his campaign he showed that he was very out of touch w/ the american people. he bragged that he was going to run for potus as barack hussein obama.
he actually thought that he could be the one who could bring everyone together w/ that middle name. that he could be the one to heal us and bridge the gap btw us and "them" (w/ understanding .)
well that didn't last long.
as it was a very obnoxious ridiculous presumtion. very quickly he saw the middle name was a huge liability. he dropped it like a hot potato. he misjudged america.
it reminded me, sort of, of the screaming dean who hollered abt. how he was going to get everybody's vote and that included southern rednecks w/ gun racks in their pick ups. arrrrrwwww.
now i think you can get arrested in st. louis county if you even whisper the word hussein.
lol

re: #214 Throbert McGee

you said "sweet, succulent tail meat"...

re: #213 reine.de.tout

Better to link to those publicly available number, imo.

that is exactly my understanding too.

I didn't mean to become the rule cop here...(as I tend to break them myself), so if you have issues with the rules....discuss them with LGF.

beer and spelling YEAH THAT WILL WORK LOL

Pirates hit payload.

Ship Seized by Somali Pirates Carrying 33 Russian Tanks

MOSCOW — A Russian warship on Friday rushed to intercept a Ukrainian vessel carrying 33 battle tanks and ammunition that was seized by pirates off the Horn of Africa — a bold hijacking that heightened fears about the surging piracy and high-seas terrorism.

re: #202 HoosierHoops

Hiya Goddess!
can cats really have different colored eyes? That was a cute picture

Yep, my parents had a cat with one blue and one green eye. (It's also a popular misconception that such cats are always deaf; they have a higher incidence of deafness, but it's still very low.)

re: #214 Throbert McGee

Yep. And with apologies to Jesus, turning water into wine is as nothing compared with the lobster's miracle of turning sea-garbage into sweet, succulent tail meat.

A truly educated Lizard!

re: #215 Occasional Reader

Actually, no kidding, I think she's more attractive now. Can't quite explain why.

She's, you know... solid!

re: #226 Occasional Reader

Yep, my parents had a cat with one blue and one green eye. (It's also a popular misconception that such cats are always deaf; they have a higher incidence of deafness, but it's still very low.)

The odds are 50/50, though there is only a 10% chance of that.

Any doubt (not that you had any) that CNN in the tank for "The One" here is text message he is sending out:

Watch Barack Obama debate John McCain tonight at 9 p.m. Eastern on CNN," the message said. Also, remind friends to register to vote at VoteforChange.com. Please forward this message.

Lynn Sweet reports on it at the Chicago SunTimes:

[Link: blogs.suntimes.com...]

re: #217 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Speaking as a San Diegan, that isn't exactly a good thing.

LOL...my father's side of the family is from San Diego...I thought it was pretty conservative for CA?

re: #215 Occasional Reader

Actually, no kidding, I think she's more attractive now. Can't quite explain why.

Possibly because we're old enough to say "we don't date babies"?

re: #202 HoosierHoops

Hiya Goddess!
can cats really have different colored eyes? That was a cute picture

Yes, they can! Those two kitties must be siblings.

re: #225 jorline

Pirates hit payload.

Ship Seized by Somali Pirates Carrying 33 Russian Tanks

Kenyan maritime welfare activist Andrew Mwangura told The Associated Press that the hijacking of such cargo was unprecedented.

"This is a jackpot in the piracy world," he told AP.

I think just the opposite. These pirates are now well & thoroughly fooked. If the Russians don't zap 'em, our guys will.

HAD rabbit pot pie once tastes sort of like chicken not bad but don't miss it one way or the other. lucky for me beer is kosher and i really like beef, lamb, deer, veal, goat etc

re: #231 jorline

LOL...my father's side of the family is from San Diego...I thought it was pretty conservative for CA?

San Diego is pretty Conservative. The Union Tribune is a rag that makes rotten fish stink.

re: #214 Throbert McGee

Yep. And with apologies to Jesus, turning water into wine is as nothing compared with the lobster's miracle of turning sea-garbage into sweet, succulent tail meat.

It's too bad trolls can't do the same thing.

bbl, all this talk of lobster has me hungry. I think I will get takeout!

re: #230 JacksonTn

Any doubt (not that you had any) that CNN in the tank for "The One" here is text message he is sending out:

Watch Barack Obama debate John McCain tonight at 9 p.m. Eastern on CNN," the message said. Also, remind friends to register to vote at VoteforChange.com. Please forward this message.

Lynn Sweet reports on it at the Chicago SunTimes:

[Link: blogs.suntimes.com...]

Gosh, CNN, you're so ...nuanced. I don't suppose you could be just a LITTLE BIT MORE BLATANT?
/

OK, Lizards, I'll be signing off now, from a little coffee shop north of Santa Rosa, on my way to the Petrified Forest. Gives me a stiff neck just thinking about it.

Later!

re: #229 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

had a white male cat deaf as a door nail nice cat though i will miss him he acted more like a dog which was easy since he was a 30 lber

re: #232 jwb7605

Possibly because we're old enough to say "we don't date babies"?

Well, I'm just talking about "finding attractive". And I will the first to admit, and with no shame at all, hell yeah, I am quite capable of finding good-looking 18 - 20 year old women attractive. We are hard-wired that way, there's no use denying it.

re: #147 CapeCoddah

Same as your awesome crab population! Big ass, tasty water bugs!

Our Dungeness crabs could kick your lobster's ummmmmm, do lobsters have asses?

re: #234 Occasional Reader

I think just the opposite. These pirates are now well & thoroughly fooked. If the Russians don't zap 'em, our guys will.

Agree...hell, they wouldn't know what to do with them anyway not to mention have fuel available to run these suckers.

Looking for something else on the net...I found this. Pretty funny to see who uses the most energy and causes the most light pollution.

re: #231 jorline

LOL...my father's side of the family is from San Diego...I thought it was pretty conservative for CA?

I was born there. Mom moved back to TX when I was 11 mos. old.

/is that why I'm normal?

re: #230 JacksonTn

Any doubt (not that you had any) that CNN in the tank for "The One" here is text message he is sending out:

Watch Barack Obama debate bend over for John McCain tonight at 9 p.m. Eastern on CNN," the message said. Also, remind friends to register to vote at VoteforChange.com. Please forward this message.

Lynn Sweet reports on it at the Chicago SunTimes:

[Link: blogs.suntimes.com...]

Fixed!

re: #240 rawmuse

OK, Lizards, I'll be signing off now, from a little coffee shop north of Santa Rosa, on my way to the Petrified Forest. Gives me a stiff neck just thinking about it.

Later!

Drive carefully.

re: #238 CapeCoddah

bbl, all this talk of lobster has me hungry. I think I will get takeout!

get N5

i had it last night.
it was delicious.

re: #236 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

San Diego is pretty Conservative. The Union Tribune is a rag that makes rotten fish stink.

Then he is toast.

I'm wondering how many questions Barry will let McCain answer first so he can answer "Ditto"?

re: #245 WrathofG-d

Looking
for something else on the net...I found this. Pretty funny to see who
uses the most energy and causes the most light pollution.

Where's Alaska?

re: #243 debutaunt

Our Dungeness crabs could kick your lobster's ummmmmm, do lobsters have asses?

They have "sweet, succulent tails", so we're told.

Just a drive-by post. I am not going to be able to enjoy the debate with my fellow lizards, as Mr. Doppelganglander and I are working the table for the county Republican party at the fair. This is like shooting fish in a barrel, since I think the only county redder than mine is Orange County, CA, but I'm looking forward to hanging out with some cool folks. Hopefully I'll be able to swing by for the post-game analysis. Have fun, and play nice with the trolls!

re: #246 pre-Boomer Marine brat

I was born there. Mom moved back to TX when I was 11 mos. old.

/is that why I'm normal?

Yes...bless your mother.

My father retired in San Antonio. The plan was to move back to San Diego, but everyone fell in love with S.A.

There must be a reason Obama is insisting on a debate. Somebody somewhere must of written something witty for him to pontificate on . So either he’s anxious to show us once more how he is the ONE or he’s just BSing his way along again.

First thing McCain should do is challenge the Obamabot to a series of town hall debates. If he refuses, McCain should call him a lily-livered wimp.

re: #252 Alaska Kim

Where's Alaska?