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ElBaradei: 'All Is Not Well With the IAEA'

World | Tue, Sep 30, 2008 at 10:40:27 am PDT

The UN’s blind, toothless nuclear watchdog, Mohamed ElBaradei, says Iran just might be trying to get nuclear weapons ... and “all is not well with the IAEA.”

What was your first clue, Captain Obvious?

VIENNA, Austria - A six-year probe of Iran has failed to rule out the possibility that the country may be running clandestine nuclear programs, the chief U.N nuclear inspector said Monday, urging the country to end its secretive ways.

Mohammed ElBaradei, the head of the International Atomic Energy Agency, also warned a 145-nation conference that his organization is increasingly stretched in trying to monitor responsibilities that include nonproliferation in countries like Iran and preventing terrorists from acquiring the bomb.

“All is not well with the IAEA,” ElBaradei said, asking the opening session of the agency’s general conference for more money and authority.

Right, because this pesky nuclear proliferation thing can all be solved by giving more money to an organization that has utterly failed in every single case.

Meanwhile, Islamic nations, seeing Iran on the brink of the Bomb, think it’s a good time to ratchet up the pressure on Israel.

Arab countries, backed by Iran and frustrated over Israel’s refusal to put its nuclear program under international purview, are pushing to force a vote for the third year running.

After losing the vote two consecutive years, Islamic nations are threatening to up the ante this year, warning they will call for a ballot on every item, no matter how uncontroversial.

Let’s give them more money!

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1 Irene NYC  9/30/08 10:41:12 am reply quote

No shit Sherlock.

2 Oh no...Sand People!  9/30/08 10:42:31 am reply quote

Good thing Ramadan is almost over...

3 Joan Not of Arc  9/30/08 10:42:34 am reply quote

Those money-grubbing, spineless bootlickers! When will anyone stand up to Iran and North Korea?!

4 Irene NYC  9/30/08 10:42:37 am reply quote

But let's not throw good money after bad. No amount of money will fix the IAEA.

5 Abu Bin Squid  9/30/08 10:43:12 am reply quote

Shall I forward my LGF/Zionist check to the UN?

6 victor_yugo  9/30/08 10:44:07 am reply quote

Dammit, I was gonna say "no shit, Sherlock," but Irene beat me (and everyone else) to the punch!

7 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  9/30/08 10:45:37 am reply quote
Right, because this pesky nuclear proliferation thing can all be solved by giving more money to an organization that has utterly failed in every single case.

Throwing money into grossly negligent and corrupt organization so they can try and fix their own fuck ups seem to be all the rage nowadays.

8 laZardo  9/30/08 10:47:16 am reply quote

re: #2 Oh no...Sand People!

And as it happens, I don't have school tomorrow. 8D

9 laZardo  9/30/08 10:47:28 am reply quote

re: #8 laZardo

Or technically, today. >_>

10 cliffster  9/30/08 10:48:08 am reply quote

I have an idea, let's give them $100 Billion! That's fix the problem!

11 WitchDoctor  9/30/08 10:48:14 am reply quote

This "League of Extraordinary Democratic Gentlemen Nations" or whatever McCain calls it is looking better every single minute.

12 Silhouette  9/30/08 10:48:28 am reply quote
warning they will call for a ballot on every item, no matter how uncontroversial.

It's FUN to give dictatorships votes in assemblies along side democracies.

13 obscured by clouds  9/30/08 10:48:39 am reply quote

If Obama gets elected, may be we could divert some of the UN-bound, US paid, "global poverty tax" to the IAEA. Maybe that would do the trick. Regardless, the problem is money! They need more money!

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14 ErnieG  9/30/08 10:48:50 am reply quote

To paraphrase a line from Walt Kelly, IAEA and ElBaradei couldn't see lumps in a lump factory.

15 Quilly Mammoth  9/30/08 10:48:51 am reply quote

Six years and they can't tell one way or another? I'd err on the side of caution and call it real.

16 opnion  9/30/08 10:49:07 am reply quote

Wait, I'm confused. Didn't Iran say that they just wanted a peaceful nuclear project for energy? You know, all of that oil, they would just like to give to the West & they can't do that without an alternate energy source. See , no problem.

17 MandyManners  9/30/08 10:49:31 am reply quote

Don't worrry! He'll save the day!

18 Sharmuta  9/30/08 10:49:36 am reply quote

And in other news, water is wet.

19 realwest  9/30/08 10:50:20 am reply quote

HEY ALL Y'ALL - On the prior thread I couldn't get the ratings to work, nor could I post a comment - when I came to THIS THREAD I had to log in again for like the 4th time today!
What's up with that?!

20 Fat Jolly Penguin  9/30/08 10:50:36 am reply quote

When asked, Dinnerjacket will respond, "No, we don't have that phenomenon in Iran."

21 Silhouette  9/30/08 10:51:05 am reply quote
A six-year probe of Iran has failed to rule out the possibility that the country may be running clandestine nuclear programs

Somewhere, right now, a moonbat is reading that and thinking, "They didn't prove that Iran HAS a program either. You can't prove a negative, but after 6 years of looking, they'd have found a program if there was one.

This is all a Bush lie to justify more killing of brown people."

22 Desert Dog  9/30/08 10:51:06 am reply quote

It won't matter. In a few months, when President Obama meets the Iranians, without preconditions, they will voluntarily give up all this nuclear nonsense. And, the birds will sing louder, the sun will shine brighter, and unicorns will dance in fields of flowers...all will be right again.

23 laZardo  9/30/08 10:52:01 am reply quote

Heading to bed. G'night.

24 Sharmuta  9/30/08 10:52:54 am reply quote

I know! We should sit down and try to understand them.

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26 x-ray  9/30/08 10:53:56 am reply quote

What did Dinnerjacket's check bounce?

27 karmic_inquisitor  9/30/08 10:54:14 am reply quote

Q: What is the difference between Inspector Clouseau and Mohammed ElBaradei?

A: One is a bumbling detective who is easily flattered by criminals and tends to make a mess of everything he does.

The other is French.

28 Desert Dog  9/30/08 10:55:07 am reply quote

re: #25 Silhouette

OT - How did your representative vote on the bailout?

Wow, all 8 of the Arizona delegation voted no. 4 Dems and 4 Repubs. I would guess for different reasons though

29 Fat Jolly Penguin  9/30/08 10:55:20 am reply quote

re: #23 laZardo

Heading to bed. G'night.

Weet dreams...

30 wright1  9/30/08 10:55:40 am reply quote

I just heard some idiot on NPR who is a so-called expert on this subject that says we must sit down with the Iranians - they just want respect. Moreover, they have a million man army and state of the art weaponry.


Also that we should send Jim Baker.

Well, I say you are not given respect for bad behavior. Moreover, the aims of this theocratic state ahave designs on what they percieve to be the next world, not this one.

31 Hooray for Captain Spaulding  9/30/08 10:56:40 am reply quote
What was your first clue, Captain Obvious?

Love it!

He already knew this. He isnt ignorant, he is evil.

32 Sharmuta  9/30/08 10:57:34 am reply quote

I thought I read ol' Mo was calling it quits. What scares me is that we could end up getting a new head of the IAEA that's even more incompetent than El Baradei.

33 Desert Dog  9/30/08 10:57:56 am reply quote

re: #27 karmic_inquisitor

Q: What is the difference between Inspector Clouseau and Mohammed ElBaradei?

A: One is a bumbling detective who is easily flattered by criminals and tends to make a mess of everything he does.

The other is French.

Inspector Clouseau usually caught the bad guy too, even if only by dumb luck

34 Desert Dog  9/30/08 10:59:22 am reply quote

re: #30 wright1

I just heard some idiot on NPR who is a so-called expert on this subject that says we must sit down with the Iranians - they just want respect. Moreover, they have a million man army and state of the art weaponry.


Also that we should send Jim Baker.

Well, I say you are not given respect for bad behavior. Moreover, the aims of this theocratic state ahave designs on what they percieve to be the next world, not this one.

Those weapons would do good against the UAE or Iraq.....They would be blown to bits if they decide to test our meddle

35 Fat Jolly Penguin  9/30/08 10:59:31 am reply quote

Who is on the left in this picture?

36 opnion  9/30/08 11:00:02 am reply quote

re: #19 realwest

HEY ALL Y'ALL - On the prior thread I couldn't get the ratings to work, nor could I post a comment - when I came to THIS THREAD I had to log in again for like the 4th time today!
What's up with that?!


Real, there are powerful forces working against you ,to silence your voice.
Now more than ever, we need your voice. Stop the madness!
How ya doin?

37 Eowyn2  9/30/08 11:00:49 am reply quote

re: #5 Abu Bin Squid

Shall I forward my LGF/Zionist check to the UN?


nay! it will only provide them with proof of our complicity.

38 freedombilly  9/30/08 11:01:41 am reply quote

Maybe Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi could organize an IAEA bailout!

39 Desert Dog  9/30/08 11:03:26 am reply quote

re: #36 opnion

Real, there are powerful forces working against you ,to silence your voice.
Now more than ever, we need your voice. Stop the madness!
How ya doin?

My vote is the Obama truth squad.....doing their best to silence it, conceal it, cloud it and prefabricate it

40 samsgran1948  9/30/08 11:03:35 am reply quote

OT: Charles, for the past several days, LGF has been taking forever and a day to load. I use IE 7.0.5 No other sites that I visit take this long to load. Thanks.

41 realwest  9/30/08 11:03:37 am reply quote

re: #36 opnion Hey my friend - they won't silence me - although the undocumented workers using the leaf blowers (for moving the newly cut grass around) under my window are sure as hell trying to silence me! LOL!

42 looking closely  9/30/08 11:03:37 am reply quote

Has the IAEA ever prevented anyone from obtaining nuclear weapons?

43 rightwinger3  9/30/08 11:04:17 am reply quote

re: #32 Sharmuta

I thought I read ol' Mo was calling it quits. What scares me is that we could end up getting a new head of the IAEA that's even more incompetent than El Baradei.

Sharm, How hard is that to do? I know absolutely nothing about nukes except maybe they are bad when they go boom. I still think that I could do a better job than Elbaradei because he doesn't seem like he knows even that much.

44 Eowyn2  9/30/08 11:04:24 am reply quote

re: #30 wright1

I just heard some idiot on NPR who is a so-called expert on this subject that says we must sit down with the Iranians - they just want respect. Moreover, they have a million man army and state of the art weaponry.


Also that we should send Jim Baker.

Well, I say you are not given respect for bad behavior. Moreover, the aims of this theocratic state ahave designs on what they percieve to be the next world, not this one.


Did they give any reason for sending Baker?

45 scottishbuzzsaw  9/30/08 11:04:37 am reply quote

re: #35 Fat Jolly Penguin

Who is on the left in

46 Desert Dog  9/30/08 11:05:02 am reply quote

re: #35 Fat Jolly Penguin

Who is on the left in this picture?

Mitch McConnell and some other guy....looks familiar though

47 scottishbuzzsaw  9/30/08 11:05:54 am reply quote

re: #46 Desert Dog

Mitch McConnell and some other guy....looks familiar though

Whoops...not Forbes...the other guy is Judd Gregg if I'm not mistaken...again.

48 realwest  9/30/08 11:06:03 am reply quote

re: #40 samsgran1948
Charles changed his filters (the ones to block out spam or spybots, iirc) and ever since, LGF has been inundated with Visitors and with more and more "hatchlings" coming on board and commenting, Charles needs to give the hamsters steroids right now - the IOC be damned!

49 rightwinger3  9/30/08 11:06:09 am reply quote

re: #46 Desert Dog

Isn't that Mr. Bean?

50 opnion  9/30/08 11:06:18 am reply quote

re: #39 Desert Dog

My vote is the Obama truth squad.....doing their best to silence it, conceal it, cloud it and prefabricate it


Ah hah! Just like them.

51 eschew_obfuscation  9/30/08 11:06:25 am reply quote

re: #35 Fat Jolly Penguin

Who is on the left in this picture?

Mitch McConnell?

52 NC State of Mind  9/30/08 11:06:35 am reply quote

re: #47 scottishbuzzsaw

Whoops...not Forbes...the other guy is Judd Gregg if I'm not mistaken...again.

Haha. I thought it was Steve Forbes too.

53 realwest  9/30/08 11:07:05 am reply quote

re: #42 looking closely
No.

54 Fat Jolly Penguin  9/30/08 11:07:26 am reply quote

re: #46 Desert Dog

re: #47 scottishbuzzsaw

Thanks!

55 realwest  9/30/08 11:08:23 am reply quote

Well y'all I gotta go eat some lunch - hope you all have a great day and that I get the chance to see you all down the road!

56 HoosierHoops  9/30/08 11:08:38 am reply quote

re: #41 realwest

Hey my friend - they won't silence me - although the undocumented workers using the leaf blowers (for moving the newly cut grass around) under my window are sure as hell trying to silence me! LOL!


See the whole thing is..Well Charles posted on this..
He was just messing with you and wanted us to have a few laughs at your expense.
It was a slow day and we had a good time watching him log you out..then you'd log in..and sure enough..we'd all start giggling and he would log you out again.. The moving the mouse on you right before you would click Reply was a classic..
/

57 bosforus  9/30/08 11:09:12 am reply quote
his organization is increasingly stretched in trying to monitor responsibilities that include nonproliferation in countries like Iran and preventing terrorists from acquiring the bomb.

Two words: Operation Opera.

58 experiencedtraveller  9/30/08 11:11:48 am reply quote

OK... who hit Mo'elBar with da' cluebat?

59 Pyrocles  9/30/08 11:13:13 am reply quote

Knowing NPR, he's probably one of Obama's 300 foreign policy advisors.

re: #30 wright1

I just heard some idiot on NPR who is a so-called expert on this subject that says we must sit down with the Iranians - they just want respect. Moreover, they have a million man army and state of the art weaponry.


Also that we should send Jim Baker.

Well, I say you are not given respect for bad behavior. Moreover, the aims of this theocratic state ahave designs on what they percieve to be the next world, not this one.

60 Ward Cleaver  9/30/08 11:15:50 am reply quote
“All is not well with the IAEA,” ElBaradei said, asking the opening session of the agency’s general conference for more money and authority.

Instead, how about giving him a one-way ticket to Nowhereistan?

61 wright1  9/30/08 11:16:35 am reply quote

re: #44 Eowyn2


No - but he always appears to be the useful idiot cited.

62 mattm  9/30/08 11:19:37 am reply quote

Let's just throw more money at the IAEA for workbribes.

63 ArmyWife  9/30/08 11:26:38 am reply quote

re: #17 MandyManners

Did he get peck implants?

64 opnion  9/30/08 11:28:36 am reply quote

re: #41 realwest

Hey my friend - they won't silence me - although the undocumented workers using the leaf blowers (for moving the newly cut grass around) under my window are sure as hell trying to silence me! LOL!


Right on!

65 CyanSnowHawk  9/30/08 11:30:55 am reply quote

re: #35 Fat Jolly Penguin

Who is on the left in this picture?

I don't know, but I think he has a pretty good case for sexual harassment against the guy on the right.

66 alegrias  9/30/08 11:36:26 am reply quote

Hezbollah approves of ElBaradei's message.

(Fire him now.)

67 sandspur  9/30/08 11:54:03 am reply quote
68 CommonSense  9/30/08 11:58:21 am reply quote

How thick is the wool already?

69 hazzyday  9/30/08 12:02:59 pm reply quote

More John Bolton please

70 hazzyday  9/30/08 12:05:54 pm reply quote

re: #30 wright1

Respect is not what they want. The NPR idiot is clueless. They want power and influence in the Middle East and beyond. They will lie, cheat, and steal to get their way. We can't send naive moonbats against them for negotiations.

71 CommonCents  9/30/08 12:25:50 pm reply quote
Islamic nations are threatening to up the ante this year, warning they will call for a ballot on every item, no matter how uncontroversial

Oh No! Not the ballot!

Pandering dhimmis unite by surrending their territorial "integrity" and right to exist in order to NOT have to vote. Makes alotta sense.

72 nyc redneck  9/30/08 12:36:40 pm reply quote

everyone knows what iran is up to.
and we know their intended first target.
because they never quit telling us.
the question is who will stop iran from getting nukes before it's too late.

73 freeus  9/30/08 1:32:34 pm reply quote

Someone in the past week suggested that Israel is not strong enough military wise to strike back. And that politically the nation is not stable enough to strike at the nuke sites. So much has gone on that I apologize for forgetting who said it. With Livni in and this being a possibility, it looks to me like Bibi needs to get it in gear because I know he would strike. But what I have found disturbing is that those in the know are saying WE do not want Israel to strike if need be! Arutz Sheva has had some reports on this.

If McCain wins, I sure hope Bolton gets back into this mix. I think the bad dudes do not like him and that is a good thing!

74 Mr Spiffy  9/30/08 3:03:00 pm reply quote

re: #17 MandyManners

Don't worrry!

75 Mr Spiffy  9/30/08 3:05:13 pm reply quote

re: #22 Desert Dog

It won't matter. In a few months, when President Obama meets the Iranians, without preconditions, they will voluntarily give up all this nuclear nonsense. And, the birds will sing louder, the sun will shine brighter, and unicorns will dance in fields of flowers...all will be right again.

you forgot "the seas will stop rising..."

76 solomonpanting  9/30/08 4:58:56 pm reply quote

Let's say that Inspector Cloubaradei did find a clandestine nuclear weapons facility. What could he possibly do? Call for a UN Special Session?

77 unclassifiable  9/30/08 4:59:35 pm reply quote

This reminds me.

I really miss the 16 ton weight from Monty Python.

Where is that when you need it?

/ElBaradei I'm thinking of you):

78 unclassifiable  9/30/08 5:00:14 pm reply quote

re: #76 solomonpanting

Very very seriously nasty worded letter.

79 solomonpanting  9/30/08 5:03:12 pm reply quote

re: #78 unclassifiable

Very very seriously nasty worded letter.


If I were an Iranian mucky-muck, that extra emphasized "very" would have me quaking in my robe and sandals.

80 Macker  9/30/08 9:10:03 pm reply quote

re: #2 Oh no...Sand People!

Good thing Ramadan Bombadan is almost over...

There, fixed that for ya!

81 Macker  9/30/08 9:11:02 pm reply quote

re: #75 Mr Spiffy

you forgot "the seas will stop rising..."

And what about the free-flowing chocolate rivers?
Oh wait a sec...that was Saddam. My bad.

/snicker


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