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World | Sat, Oct 4, 2008 at 8:31:20 am PDT

Unfortunately, reports of the death of chubby Al Qaeda traitor Adam Gadahn have been greatly exaggerated.

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doriangrey Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:32:46am

Damn it... Why cant we drop a bomb on his fat ass...?

CapeCoddah Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:33:23am

Justice will prevail. It always does. Ask OJ.

Sharmuta Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:33:44am

That sucks, but the silver lining is we can celebrate his demise all over again when it happens.

Ojoe Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:34:02am

Hasn't he been charged with treason? What would be the penalty for that if we could haul him back to the USA?

loveguru Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:34:05am

what a misuse of oxygen

loveguru Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:34:29am

re: #2 CapeCoddah

OJ ?

jcm Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:34:37am

Waste of a Carbon footprint.

Someday a Hellfire will catch his ass, and introduce him to the fires of hell.

doriangrey Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:35:30am

re: #4 Ojoe

Hasn't he been charged with treason? What would be the penalty for that if we could haul him back to the USA?

Depends, If Obama gets elected he would probably be given the Congressional Medal of Honor...

pingjockey Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:35:54am

re: #4 Ojoe

Depends on how much guts DoJ has. Technically he's liable for death. IIRC, the Rosenburgs were the last people executed for treason.

CapeCoddah Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:36:36am

I believe the penalty for treason is still death, or life in prison. This one would call for the death penalty, but, he would just likely be kept in Colorado's supermax on our dime like the rest of them.

Dr. Shalit Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:36:47am

"RATS!" Lucy vanPelt

-S-

CapeCoddah Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:37:16am

re: #6 loveguru

OJ s currently locked up, convicted on all counts

Ojoe Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:37:30am

WHat does he say in the video? I won't watch it. Does he endorse 0bama? Someone with a rugged stomach please report, thanks.

JammieWearingFool Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:37:40am

Oddly enough I have a sudden craving for a double cheeseburger.

DeafDog Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:38:09am

re: #8 doriangrey

Depends, If Obama gets elected he would probably be given the Congressional Medal of Honor...

Let's be fair. Obambi will withdraw the military and support an ACLU lawsuit against him.

doriangrey Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:38:11am

re: #10 CapeCoddah

I believe the penalty for treason is still death, or life in prison. This one would call for the death penalty, but, he would just likely be kept in Colorado's supermax on our dime like the rest of them.

Get real... The democrats would give him a Townhouse overlooking 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. and a stipend of around a million a year.

unrealizedviewpoint Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:38:27am

re: #1 doriangrey

Damn it... Why cant we drop a bomb on his fat ass...?

If I had my dithers I may prefer capture. I'd be a circus.

MandyManners Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:38:33am

Gadahn Still Emitting Carbon Dioxide

Well, we can't all be perfect.

Ojoe Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:39:13am

re: #14 JammieWearingFool

A bacon double cheeseburger perhaps?

(or that's not kosher)

doriangrey Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:39:17am

re: #15 DeafDog

Let's be fair. Obambi will withdraw the military and support an ACLU lawsuit against him.

Only if by "him" you mean George Bush...

CapeCoddah Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:39:31am

re: #16 doriangrey
Dorian, do you really think the people would stand for that?

Quilly Mammoth Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:40:22am

Damn! We can console ourselves that the next time we might get gun camera footage from the helo or drone that _does_ take him out.

Carolyn Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:40:48am

The one way a fat loser kid can be important, kissing up to terrorists.
May he receive what he so richly deserves.

unrealizedviewpoint Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:40:54am

Suppose we heard of OJ's demise? There'd be so little satisfaction, as compared to the knowledge he hopefully will spend the remainder of his existence in a 4 x 10.

Sharmuta Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:40:57am

A half hour of that shit? I'd rather read a fjordman essay.

El Lizardo mejicano Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:41:04am

That coward is already dead for me..

In another note, here is the NYT today trying to minimize the damage between ayers and his "buddy" the messiah..

[Link: www.nytimes.com...]

Vinnie Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:41:10am

Allahdammit.

vapig Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:41:16am

Why the long silence? Perhaps it's his doppleganger?

Zimriel Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:41:54am

re: #1 doriangrey

Damn it... Why cant we drop a bomb on his fat ass...?

Or just light a match behind it...

Ojoe Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:42:13am

re: #28 vapig

It would be hard to find two people that ugly.

DeafDog Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:42:47am

re: #20 doriangrey

Only if by "him" you mean George Bush...

I was referring to the Obambi Gadahn and the anti-terrorism policy, but you are right. There will certainly be a slew of lawsuits headed george's way.

jamsler Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:42:56am

His day will come.

Ringo the Gringo Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:43:10am

I'd almost prefer to capture his fat ass and put him on trial for treason.

He'd sure as hell be found guilty; then we could put him out of our misery, in front of a firing squad.

wrenchwench Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:43:16am

re: #25 Sharmuta

A half hour of that shit? I'd rather read a fjordman essay.

Heh.

FrogMarch Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:43:59am

He's an Obama supporter - for sure.

doriangrey Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:44:19am

re: #21 CapeCoddah

Dorian, do you really think the people would stand for that?

Helloieee, do you honestly think for one second think the democrat give a rats ass what the people will stand for? They would have their advanced guard propaganda machine aka the MSM spin a complicated web of lies, deceit and half truths that blame BushMcChimpyHitler while portraying Adam Gadahn as a heroic figure battling the fascist rethuglians.

Noam Sayin' Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:44:23am

re: #33 Ringo the Gringo

Pay per view.

CapeCoddah Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:44:32am

re: #35 FrogMarch

He's an Obama supporter - for sure.

Even worse, an Osama supporter.

lone_wolf_in_illinois Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:44:46am

I have been watching it and all it does is talks about how Pakistan will pay for their assistance to the US while promising the extremists in Pakistan that they aren't. al Qaeda relegated to carving out their existence in a fundamentalist muslim land thanks to the efforts of our great military and it's leaders!

experiencedtraveller Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:45:34am

Hey! The fat dude with the lisp lives!

He is my favorite scumbag, indicted-for-treason, terrorist.

Steffan Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:45:57am

::sigh::

Well, better luck next time.

If it was up to me, that low-rent cocksucker would be toast, but it's not up to me. Unfortunately.

doriangrey Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:46:05am

re: #33 Ringo the Gringo

I'd almost prefer to capture his fat ass and put him on trial for treason.

He'd sure as hell be found guilty; then we could put him out of our misery, in front of a firing squad.

No... Kill him outright or the MSM and the democrats will make a national hero out of him.

lone_wolf_in_illinois Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:46:37am

Also says "Pakistan worships the democratic government established by the Jewish and crusader ideas".

I love my Jewish and crusader ideas!

/this guy could be a spokesperson for the Obama and leftist campaigns!

CapeCoddah Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:46:47am

re: #36 doriangrey

Calm down, Dorian, if Adam came back here today, he would be clapped in chains. No question. If he stays where he is, he will certainly be killed at some point. This kid does not have a bright future, either way. A condo overlooking a river? Not gonna happen.

samsgran1948 Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:46:52am

re: #28 vapig

Why the long silence? Perhaps it's his doppleganger?

Maybe he was actually severely wounded and has taken him this long to recuperate. If so, I can only hope it was a truly painful recovery. (OTOH, dang it, he has ready access to heaps and piles of opium.)

yesandno Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:47:33am

Tell me...has he lost an eye yet so he will look like every other terrorist mullah?

of course, the really good ones go blind...

wonder from what?

/sure he can handle it.

hl mencken Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:47:44am

Oh geez, the Dom DeLouise of al-Qaeda is still among the living -- how this guy survives being in the hinterlands of Pakistan without the benefit of a Taco Bell is an endless mystery to me.

doriangrey Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:50:15am

re: #44 CapeCoddah

Calm down, Dorian, if Adam came back here today, he would be clapped in chains. No question. If he stays where he is, he will certainly be killed at some point. This kid does not have a bright future, either way. A condo overlooking a river? Not gonna happen.

Wish I could believe that. The democrats however have proven that there is no act of treason that they will not embrace to gain control of the United States. Just look at the financial crises, the democrats purposefully and intentionally did their best to destroy our economy so they could claim Bush was responsible and deceive voters into granting them even more control over our government.

wiffersnapper Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:50:28am

Al Gore will jet over there soon to make sure his carbon wasting days are over.

wait, no he won't...

pat Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:51:04am

The title is The Believer Isn't Stung From The Same Hole Hole Twice.

this awkward canard seems to pass for deep thinking among Islamic nut cases.

El Lizardo mejicano Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:51:11am

re: #26 El Lizardo mejicano

This should be the picture next to obama's [Link: www.chicagomag.com...]

ayers/Gadahn/obama three of the same, quote"raiding villages and killing civilians" that sounds very familiar to all of them, something they all agree..

lone_wolf_in_illinois Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:51:16am

Says that our economy fall is by the grace of smAlla.

JSK1121 Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:51:22am

re: #2 CapeCoddah

Justice will prevail. It always does. Ask OJ.

Yeah, 13 years too late. I don't think we can afford to have this guy living for even 13 more days.

jcm Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:52:06am

re: #28 vapig

Why the long silence? Perhaps it's his doppleganger?

It was close, took that long to clean his skivvies.

yesandno Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:52:15am

The title is The Believer Isn't Stung From The Same Hole Twice.

this awkward canard seems to pass for deep thinking among Islamic nut cases

Ask the sheep...

Simple Voice Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:55:46am

Glad to hear the good news!
I always preferred he get the opportunity to set foot in the good ol'
U.S. of A. one last time.
Seems fairer he get his just rewards here, eh'?

Ziggy Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:58:31am

Look at the bright side, we'll get to rejoice in his demise again. It was so much fun the first time. If they captured him, do you think his execution should be public, if not PPV?

Sharmuta Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:58:43am

re: #14 JammieWearingFool

Oddly enough I have a sudden craving for a double cheeseburger.

Damnit, Jammie! Now I'm craving one, and I'm not kidding.

ErnieG Sat, Oct 4, 2008 8:59:21am

Maybe on the way to the gallows (or gurney) he would be invited to be the featured speaker at UC Irvine.

pingjockey Sat, Oct 4, 2008 9:02:07am

How can he stay so chunky eating rice and goat? Methinks he's living someplace to access with western food.
New cookbook idea for leftist bimbos...The OBL Diet...Rice and goat meat, the pounds will melt away!

jcm Sat, Oct 4, 2008 9:02:27am

re: #56 Simple Voice

Glad to hear the good news!
I always preferred he get the opportunity to set foot in the good ol'
U.S. of A. one last time.
Seems fairer he get his just rewards here, eh'?

A long drawn out trail which will turn into a circus about GWB and the conduct of the war?

No thanks, I think a JDAM up the wazoo will suffice.

Pullus Iulius Sat, Oct 4, 2008 9:04:56am

Not wanting to wish death upon anybody, I'll just say that I anticipate the day when I can express condolences to his family.

jcm Sat, Oct 4, 2008 9:05:05am

Hysterical edit of the McCain Obama debate.

Steffan Sat, Oct 4, 2008 9:07:44am

re: #61 jcm

A long drawn out trail which will turn into a circus about GWB and the conduct of the war?

No thanks, I think a JDAM up the wazoo will suffice.

I'd be happy with a steak knife..

Scoobie Sat, Oct 4, 2008 9:09:09am

One more person for Obama to give a Presidential pardon to.

Nancy Sat, Oct 4, 2008 9:14:15am

Actually, it seems to show they are rather desperate for a "figurehead" when a lowly "operative" like Adam has become their "spokesperson."

gwillie Sat, Oct 4, 2008 9:15:44am

Funny, He admits that the UN authorized the war in Iraq, Someone tell Medea Benjamin.

rightymouse Sat, Oct 4, 2008 9:16:25am

re: #63 jcm

OT

Hysterical edit of the McCain Obama debate.

HAHAHAHAHA!

itellu3times Sat, Oct 4, 2008 9:18:16am

Nothing here couldn't have been recorded a year ago.

lobo91 Sat, Oct 4, 2008 9:30:44am

re: #67 gwillie

Funny, He admits that the UN authorized the war in Iraq, Someone tell ~~Medea Benjamin~~ Joe Biden.

Osama Bin Porkchop Sat, Oct 4, 2008 9:40:12am

Darn, was hoping the worm was still being roasted in Hell...

Sol Roth Sat, Oct 4, 2008 10:04:03am

Not to worry, his pals get to keep their ass-toy for a little while longer. His judgement will come.

aaron Sat, Oct 4, 2008 10:06:56am

The focus is on the Pakistani intelligence service, first and foremost, for betraying the trust of the Muslims in general and the mujahedin in particular. There is also an appeal to any "true Muslims" who may still remain in the Pakistani army. The US economy gets honorable mention, if only to help prove that the video is recent.

If you're inclined to worry about secret coded messages, the video is titled "The Believer Isn't Stung From The Same Hole Twice," and contains the following quote from the Quran:

"O you who believe!
Take your precautions [for security],
then go forth in individual raiding parties
or go forth all together." (4:71)

The title could be a reference to the ISI and its alleged betrayal of the mujis, and it is a theme that gets discussed in the video itself. The quote from the Quran, however, is clearly someone's marching orders.

blueroom127 Sat, Oct 4, 2008 10:18:02am

So that he won't be befallen by what befell him before...

Are you bloody serious? It was an excellent laugh and an example of a very stupid person trying very hard to lecture us. Looks a little bit like a college professor...

uptight Sat, Oct 4, 2008 10:37:24am

BLOODY HELL!

I sat all the way through that video and he didn't read the football results.

What a waste of time.

tommygum Sat, Oct 4, 2008 10:44:24am

re: #24 unrealizedviewpoint

Suppose we heard of OJ's demise? There'd be so little satisfaction, as compared to the knowledge he hopefully will spend the remainder of his existence in a 4 x 10.

Are you going to take the speakers out first? Could get crowded.

Perplexed Sat, Oct 4, 2008 11:21:51am

Hey, if we messed him up pretty badly then that's fine with me. Hope it was very painful and that some of his bits and pieces don't work as well as they did before.

shug Sat, Oct 4, 2008 11:26:59am

CO2 is odorless. Al-Fart Gadahn seems to exhale Methane and Sulfurous gas instead of carbon dioxide.

Pass The Moonbaticide Sat, Oct 4, 2008 11:52:23am

Phew ! A true American hero lives !

/Obama Supporter

Moe Katz Sat, Oct 4, 2008 11:59:30am

[Link: abcnews.go.com...]

He's lost some weight, apparently. Maybe he can reinvent himself as a diet guru.

Pass The Moonbaticide Sat, Oct 4, 2008 12:27:53pm

re: #80 Moe Katz

He's lost some weight, apparently

Hopefully from a few missing limbs.

MrPaulRevere Sat, Oct 4, 2008 12:52:25pm

I tried to tamp down the enthusiasm for this story when it first popped up...it was a mix of speculation and wishful thinking.

Dar ul Harb Sat, Oct 4, 2008 9:33:33pm

re: #63 jcm

OT

Hysterical edit of the McCain Obama debate.

Much better than the Gadahn video. I'll watch it again and again!

paybacktime Sun, Oct 5, 2008 3:22:35am

Adam Gadahn?

Dead Man Walking.

paybacktime Sun, Oct 5, 2008 3:24:11am

Adam Gadahn's mail in vote is for Barack Hussein Obama.

Dotcoman Sun, Oct 5, 2008 11:52:55am

I hope that when we catch this traitor we trot out a rope and bring back public hanging as a special case for his treason, and then leave the body hanging from the scaffolding to rot at the entrance to UC Irvine. You know just to send a message.