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Open | Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 4:20:37 pm PDT

OK, you selfish, bitter, gun-clinging redneck racist wingnuts, here’s your open thread...

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1 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:22:15pm

Happy halloween!

2 zombie  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:22:34pm

Selfish and bitter. AND PROUD!

3 chicken kiev  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:22:46pm

This is going to be one heck of a looong weekend.

4 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:23:11pm

Reporting for action, sir.

5 zombie  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:23:29pm

How about:

I'm bitter . . . AND I VOTE!

6 razorbacker  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:24:23pm

Something you don't see so much in big cities.

Wife wants fish for Friday, so I'm at a local cafe to get takeout. I'm a bad man, so I've already stereotyped the patrons by sight. One table worries me. A lot. Big guy. Muddy boots, flannel shirt. Dude with a face like Freddie Kruger before the reconstructive surgery. Just sitting there, quiet-like. At the table a boy, I don't know how old but less than ten. Kid's chattering away about everything and nothing, bouncing around in his seat, craning his neck around to see everything to be seen.

Their food comes and the kid reaches for his burger. The man says the first word I've heard him speak. Sounds like someone shaking gravel in a galvanized bucket. One word. "Son."

The kid stops, they both bow their heads to pray.

I'm still stereotyping, but I don't think that Obadin has his vote.

7 Perplexed  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:24:23pm

re: #5 zombie

How about:

I'm bitter . . . AND I VOTE!

Voted yesterday. It felt good in some ways.

8 MandyManners  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:24:49pm
9 NomadOfNorad  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:24:51pm

Hey, check out today's t-shirt at Woot! Pity it's sold out already! :-|

10 razorbacker  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:24:55pm

Krep.

Double post.

Sorry.

11 sadhu  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:24:57pm

re: #2 zombie

Selfish and bitter. AND PROUD!

and a famous aperson

[Link: latimesblogs.latimes.com...]

12 RirghtSideOfTheFence  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:25:07pm

re: #5 zombie

How about:

I'm bitter . . . AND I VOTE!

Beter yet:
I'm selfish AND I VOTE!

13 zombie  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:25:31pm

re: #4 aboo-Hoo-Hoo

Reporting for action, sir.

This is no traditional army! No one gives the orders -- you come up with your own assignments!

Now get out there and -- do whatever you choose. BUT DO SOMETHING!

14 MandyManners  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:25:46pm
15 Noam Sayin'  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:25:47pm

ROFLMAO!

16 libertexian  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:25:50pm
OK, you selfish, bitter, gun-clinging redneck racist wingnuts, here’s your open thread...

Oh daddy... come on... slap me again ! ! !

17 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:26:04pm
18 DoubleU  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:26:07pm

So how come I can not post in someone else's message, that would seem fair.

19 MandyManners  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:26:28pm
20 Salem  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:26:43pm

Um. Happy Halloween?

21 hermeneutics  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:27:15pm

re: #9 NomadOfNorad

Hey, check out today's t-shirt at Woot! Pity it's sold out already! :-|

I don't get it. Tell me what it means. It is a play on the word oar/or?

22 zombie  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:27:43pm

re: #11 sadhu

and a famous aperson

[Link: latimesblogs.latimes.com...]

I saw that! I can't believe the L.A. Times actually published my letter.

23 IslandLibertarian  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:27:53pm

LIBERATE THE ICONS!
POWER TO THE ICONS!
GIVE ME ICONS OR GIVE ME DEATH!

24 Sheldon  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:27:57pm

The roller-coaster may go higher and faster starting Nov.5th.

25 dave in NC  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:28:10pm

re: #12 RirghtSideOfTheFence
I'm bitter, selfish, clinging, and xenophobic--and I vote.

26 unrealizedviewpoint  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:28:32pm

This arrived via email this morning.


Letter from a business owner to his Small Business Association

Dear Fellow Business Owners,
As a business owner who employs 30 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama, will be our next President, and that my Taxes will go up in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, I figure that the customer will have to see an increase in my fees to them of about 8%. I will also have to lay off 6 of my employees. This really bothered me as I believe we are family here and didn't know how to choose who will have to go.

So, this is what I did. I strolled through the parking lot and found 8 Obama
bumper stickers on my employee's cars. I have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of another fair way to approach this problem. If you have a better idea, let me know. They're all good people.

27 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:28:41pm

re: #23 IslandLibertarian

LIBERATE THE ICONS!
POWER TO THE ICONS!
GIVE ME ICONS OR GIVE ME DEATH!

Uhhh, do you mean avatars?

28 NomadOfNorad  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:28:55pm

re: #21 hermeneutics

What, you didn't get the "Row" vs "Wade" joke? Shoulda been obvious!

29 Lee Coller  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:29:04pm

I'm selfish, and I vote. Apparently I'm rich too.

30 Intrepid  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:29:27pm
OK, you selfish, bitter, gun-clinging redneck racist wingnuts, here’s your open thread...

Charles, you're such a charming sweet-talker.

Heh.

31 svines  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:29:57pm

I have just about worn my brain out reading all of the political websites and blog. Now I have to put up with Halloween and all I keep seeing when I close my eyes is Beezurk Obama.

Talk about a nightmare, I can only say that I voted for McCain in early voting here in Texas and I've got my fingers crossed.

At least that trial balloon that the Obama campaign tried to float about him having a chance to win in Texas disappeared in a hurry. Being from El Paso is bad enough since it's a Democratic stronghold. I would move to another red state if Texas went Beezurk for Obama.

Anyone heard any new polls today? Not that I trust them, but I find that they are entertaining in their efforts to poll more Democrats and then state that Obama is up 12 points.

Will be opening a fine pilsner beer in just a few moments so Happy Halloween to all of the LGF lizardoids.

32 sattv4u2  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:30:23pm

re: #24 Sheldon

The roller-coaster may go higher and faster starting Nov.5th.

actually,,,, Roller Coasters go faster when they're heading DOWNhill

33 NomadOfNorad  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:30:33pm

re: #28 NomadOfNorad

The name of the t-shirt, BTW, is "Row vs Wade"

34 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:30:47pm
35 IslandLibertarian  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:31:28pm

re: #27 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

YEAH, THOSE TOO..............

36 ted  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:31:39pm

"OK, you selfish, bitter, gun-clinging redneck racist wingnuts, here’s your open thread..."

How Audacious !

37 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:31:47pm

re: #35 IslandLibertarian

YEAH, THOSE TOO..............

LOL!

38 callahan23  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:32:16pm

YES PLEASE BRING BACK OUR AVATARS.
BRING BACK OUR AVATARS
BRING BACK OUR AVATARS
...

39 Daisy  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:32:26pm

Happy Halloween!

40 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:32:29pm
41 svines  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:32:30pm

re: #12 RirghtSideOfTheFence

I am Obama's worst nightmare on Halloween. I vote conservative, cling to my religion and my guns.

42 The Other Les  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:33:15pm

For the record I also have a problem with cannibalism.

(I just finished a cheeseburger with homemade fries. When the Hell are restaurants going to offer Havarti as an option for cheeseburgers?)

43 HelloDare  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:33:18pm

Bitter as arugula.

44 hermeneutics  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:33:41pm

Charles, I'm not selfish, bitter, gun-clinging, rednecked or racist. I'm sickly, scrawny, nerdy and MAD AS HELL.

And I vote, by the way.

45 stashiu  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:33:45pm

re: #17 taxfreekiller

[Link: www.fredeaglesmith.com...]

Get Tinderbox

"lighting will not strike them"
"the cops will not book them"

"all's we know is you sure can not trust them"

Men have left their homes, they defend you with their lives in Iraq,
to help the people of Iraq be free, all's you have to do is stand in
line and smell a loon long enough to vote no to the big "O" hole.

Yours true
taxfreekiller
"of commies in Vietnam"

screw you John F. Kerry
screw you Obama

Welcome Home and Thank You for your Service!
Got guns and Bibles in my Ford Pickup truck..............
stash.....RVN 69-70

46 FightingBack  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:33:54pm

What a great night. I had a kid come to the door, looked to be about 6, wearing a GWB mask. I gave him all the Hershey Bars.

47 Daisy  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:34:07pm

re: #41 svines

I am Obama's worst nightmare on Halloween. I vote conservative, cling to my religion and my guns.

But most importantly - Do You Share Your Candy?!

48 Salem  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:34:17pm

My jack-o-lanterns for the year/

And years gone.

49 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:34:21pm

re: #38 callahan23

YES PLEASE BRING BACK OUR AVATARS.
BRING BACK OUR AVATARS
BRING BACK OUR AVATARS
...

He turned them off temporarily because pageloads are much faster and it uses less bandwith when there's high traffic at LGF.

50 poopeedoo  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:34:27pm

Don't forget, I'm clinging to my religion, too. Go Jesus! Woot!

51 BlueCanuck  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:34:37pm

Bitter? Check.
Selfish? Check.
Gun-clinging? When I get the chances.
Racist? Hell no.
Wingnut? Depends on who you ask.
Redneck? Helll Yaaaahhhh.

52 MandyManners  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:34:43pm

re: #34 taxfreekiller

If your not rich now,
and O hole gets elected
all of us will be rich
until the tax man cometh.

Something scarier than werewolves, Frankenstein and ghouls, the
TAX MAN!

53 Kilroy  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:35:04pm

Just put 40 rounds through the new .30-06, it was right on even though it was made in Massachusetts.Then I went and cast an early vote. What a nice afternoon!

54 DoubleU  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:35:42pm

Avitars and signatures, the biggest waste of bandwidth.

55 unrealizedviewpoint  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:35:59pm

It appears avatars are now afforded.

56 poopeedoo  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:36:03pm

re: #9 NomadOfNorad

Cute Tee!

57 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:36:04pm

re: #13 zombie

This is no traditional army! No one gives the orders -- you come up with your own assignments!

Now get out there and -- do whatever you choose. BUT DO SOMETHING!

We have a verrrry non-traditional army. We have, we are...and we do, do.

Happy Halloween, zombie.

58 svines  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:36:13pm

re: #47 Daisy

Actually, yes I do. The kids will get some really good sweets. The wife does most of the handing out as she really likes to see the kids.

We have packets of candy corn and small Snickers bars.

59 hermeneutics  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:36:39pm

I've been living in this fortress of a gated community for four years and haven't seen a kid on Halloween since. It's horrible. All these old farts with golf carts and no families with kids.

Before I moved here, I gave my kids doubled pillowcases for candy and told them to choose candy that Mom liked ... or else. They got the message.

60 Salem  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:36:40pm

Oops! Previous jack-o-lanterns...

61 HelloDare  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:36:45pm

Hey, kids, after you trick-or-treat go over to Mr. Obama's house so he can redistribute your candy to the kids who didn't go trick-or-treating.

62 Killgore Trout  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:37:01pm

Lizard news: Rare dragon-like reptile found breeding in New Zealand for the first time in 200 years

A rare dragon-like reptile with lineage dating back to the dinosaur age has been found nesting on the New Zealand mainland for the first time in about 200 years, officials said.

Four leathery, white eggs from an indigenous tuatara, which once roused fears of extinction, were discovered today by staff at the Karori Wildlife Sanctuary in Wellington, conservation manager Rouen Epson said.

'The nest was uncovered by accident and is the first concrete proof we have that our tuatara are breeding,' Epson said.

63 stashiu  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:37:15pm

re: #53 Kilroy

Just put 40 rounds through the new .30-06, it was right on even though it was made in Massachusetts.Then I went and cast an early vote. What a nice afternoon!

Just got myself a nice new .357 carbine to go with my .357 snub nose revolver..................yee hah! ride'm cowboy!

64 vegasjew  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:37:31pm

GOOD NEWS !

1. made calls for McCain Pailin,today is Nevada Day alot of people were home. In a few hours of calling,I had only one caller who told me he would not vote. Nobody for Obama. Many had already voted.Spirits were high. there were more volunteers than phones available, door to door operations in progress.

2. early voting stations had long lines ,and cars were overwhelmingly tagged with McCain/Pailin stickers. I think we are going to win the swing state of Nevada,and one of the biggest stickers volunteers wanted was Democrats for McCain. Polls are wrong here and that could mean that PA OHIO FLA will be easy McCain wins.

65 Charles  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:37:36pm

I notice that Gates of Vienna and Brussels Journal are back in the blogroll at Jihad Watch.

66 MandyManners  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:37:39pm

Off to ToT with Darth Vader, a/k/a The Kid.

67 grumpy old codger  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:37:41pm

If The One wins, will LGF be shut down, along with anyone who opposed His Greatness, or called for objectivity? Will Charles have to institute an equal time provision for the Kos Kids? Will Charles and his underlings (especially Stinky) be banished to to SF for compulsory training?
Tune in Tuesday for the exciting conclusion!
Same Bat time, same Bat channel.

68 Fat Jolly Penguin  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:38:00pm

Who's wearing a costume? I'm a Jedi Knight!

69 sattv4u2  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:38:00pm

re: #62 Killgore Trout

Rare dragon-like reptile found breeding in New Zealand for the first time in 200 years

I really need to get out more!

70 JacksonTn  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:38:01pm

re: #48 Salem

My jack-o-lanterns for the year/

And years gone.

those are great ...

71 svines  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:38:08pm

re: #61 HelloDare

Oohh! a reverse Candy Man. Obama the chiclets redistributor.

72 LoFlyer  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:38:20pm

Haar, If Obama wins, I order 'me new gun the day after the election!

73 IslandLibertarian  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:38:34pm

AVATARS REDISTRIBUTED............
function before form...........

as it should be.

Power to the Efficient People!

74 Fat Jolly Penguin  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:38:36pm

re: #66 MandyManners

Off to ToT with Darth Vader, a/k/a The Kid.

Awesome. The Kid has good taste. :D

75 Racer X  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:38:38pm
76 HelloDare  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:38:47pm

I think kid's candy should be taxed and the proceeds used to fight global warming which is a serious threat to chocolate worldwide.

77 Basho  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:38:47pm

New Pat Condell video for anyone interested:

78 sattv4u2  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:38:59pm

re: #68 Fat Jolly Penguin

Who's wearing a costume? I'm a Jedi Knight!

whats the big deal? You wear that EVERY night while on here !

79 Daisy  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:39:04pm

re: #58 svines

Good. Wouldn't want the Messiah's civilian army rounding you up for being Selfish. :)

80 callahan23  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:39:24pm

re: #49 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

He turned them off temporarily because pageloads are much faster and it uses less bandwith when there's high traffic at LGF.

Oops, I must have gotten a little carried away in my euphoria about my functioning computer and Internet-connection.

/please excuse the juvenile lizards exuberance

81 FightingBack  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:40:09pm

re: #6 razorbacker

Reminds me of the Norman Rockwell
Cover

82 itellu3times  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:40:25pm

If you inflate your kids to the proper pressure, we won't have to drill for candy.

83 quickjustice  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:40:31pm

It's Halloween night in NYC, meaning the city is infested with costumed supporters of the big O. Time to start laughing and pointing! ;-)

84 The Other Les  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:40:35pm

re: #67 grumpy old codger

If The One wins, will LGF be shut down, along with anyone who opposed His Greatness, or called for objectivity? Will Charles have to institute an equal time provision for the Kos Kids? Will Charles and his underlings (especially Stinky) be banished to to SF for compulsory training?
Tune in Tuesday for the exciting conclusion!
Same Bat time, same Bat channel.

If The Big ZERO (Die Grosse NULL for his German supporters) wins then I will go out to the range to make sure the Red Dot sight on my AK clone is properly zeroed in.

85 sattv4u2  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:41:06pm

re: #83 quickjustice

It's Halloween night in NYC, meaning the city is infested with costumed supporters of the big O. Time to start laughing and pointing! ;-)

Hows that different from every other night of the year in NYC?

86 IslandLibertarian  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:41:09pm

re: #68 Fat Jolly Penguin

I'm the Invisible Man............

87 debutaunt  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:41:21pm

re: #69 sattv4u2

Rare dragon-like reptile found breeding in New Zealand for the first time in 200 years

I really need to get out more!

Was Alan Colmes involved?

88 Daisy  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:41:24pm

re: #76 HelloDare

I think kid's candy should be taxed and the proceeds used to fight global warming which is a serious threat to chocolate worldwide.

Or just hand it all over to the Goracle. He'll know what to do with it.

Ooops time to go .. Happy Halloween Lizards!

89 svines  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:41:25pm

re: #79 Daisy

Me? Selfish? Never! However, I only loan firearms to close friends and relatives when we are at the range or hunting together. I even share my religion with those who seem interested.

90 Noam Sayin'  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:41:41pm

In the desert

In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said: "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter-bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."

-- Stephen Crane


Courtesy...

91 MobileVideoEngineer  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:41:45pm

We have our own Murtha here in Ohio. Her name is Brunner. She is a little more artful and careful with her words however.

Southeastern Ohioans not quite as keen to diversity.

92 Killgore Trout  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:41:48pm

re: #65 Charles

Bummer. I don't read Jihad watch much anymore, I wonder if anything has changed.

93 sattv4u2  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:41:53pm

re: #87 debutaunt

Was Alan Colmes involved?

gggggaaaaaaakkkk... I just threw up a little in my throat!

94 Daisy  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:41:57pm

re: #68 Fat Jolly Penguin

Who's wearing a costume? I'm a Jedi Knight!

I'm a Lizard.

95 Killgore Trout  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:42:10pm

re: #77 Basho

A nice rant as always.

96 Noam Sayin'  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:42:23pm

re: #75 Racer X

Heh. Fool me once...

97 zombie  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:42:32pm

So, just in the last 90 minutes or so, various lizards have informed me of three different instances of zombietime breaching the MSM:

Hannity & Colmes talking about Prairie Fire and rasing the exact same points I did (but not naming me as the source -- which is fine)

National Review article by Bill Whittle linking to me at the end and calling the conclusion to my essay "That may be the most prophetic sentence of the year."

The L.A. Times publishing my letter (under the user name "aperson") about the tape story.

Now I must go back to the grindstone! That was last hour. But what have I done to defeat Obama lately?

98 missouri boy  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:42:43pm

OK, you selfish, bitter, gun-clinging redneck racist wingnuts, here’s your open thread

Woo Hoo, home at last! Once BO is Pres., we all will quit being selfish, bitter, gun-clinging redneck racist wingnuts! All the World's problems will be solved~! Let's drink!

99 HelloDare  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:42:50pm

re: #71 svines

Sammy Davis. Candy Man. Look at that jacket. Love Sammy. Hate this song.

100 BlueCanuck  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:43:06pm

re: #68 Fat Jolly Penguin

Who's wearing a costume? I'm a Jedi Knight!

I am a Dan Rather blogger.

(sitting in my P.J.'s)

101 mikalm  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:43:31pm

...

102 saberry0530  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:43:33pm

re: #75 Racer X

Happy Halloween!

NSFW

Not safe for anywhere or anytime or anything

103 LoFlyer  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:44:17pm

re: #97 zombie

So, just in the last 90 minutes or so, various lizards have informed me of three different instances of zombietime breaching the MSM:

Hannity & Colmes talking about Prairie Fire and rasing the exact same points I did (but not naming me as the source -- which is fine)

National Review article by Bill Whittle linking to me at the end and calling the conclusion to my essay "That may be the most prophetic sentence of the year."

The L.A. Times publishing my letter (under the user name "aperson") about the tape story.

Now I must go back to the grindstone! That was last hour. But what have I done to defeat Obama lately?


How about a picture of Obama in the sack with Clinton! Bill that as is!

104 quickjustice  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:44:20pm

re: #85 sattv4u2

People who enjoy dressing up in costumes come to NYC from 300 miles around on Halloween, so it's even livelier than the usual cross-dressing crowd!

105 solomonpanting  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:44:27pm

I was thinking of opening a seafood business, but don't want complaints and taunts because I sell fish.

106 DoubleU  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:44:39pm

How many South Florida Lizards are there?

107 Intrepid  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:45:05pm

Alcee Hastings is in trouble again - this time, for allegedly issuing a death threat against his opponent.

On Fox

108 astronmr20  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:45:05pm

What's also interesting to consider, fellow lizards, if the enormous bump that the McCain campaign received after selecting Palin for VP.

It's telling, that perhaps there IS a large silent majority evading pollsters and keeping quiet, as they do practically every election.

Some of these polls had McCain/Palin up 10 points over Obama that week. Where did they go? Are you telling me that suddenly, because of Palin, that an enormous amount if people suddenly decided to vote for McCain-- then suddenly changed their minds back again?

We know the polls are whack to begin with, but can someone explain this? It's unimaginable that the media's immediate tearing down of Palin caused thousands of minds to change after they thought she was a good idea to vote for. This may just be more evidence of people "embarrassed" to tell a pollster what they really think, based on constant media barrages.

109 BlueCanuck  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:45:26pm

Ah, Hallowe'en. Hey girls, need a costume still?

NSFW

110 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:45:38pm
selfish, bitter, gun-clinging redneck racist ... AVATAR-LESS ... wingnuts

The ultimate in victimhood.
WAAAAAAHHHHH!
Big Traffic is ripping me off!
My very MANHOOD has been stol ... uh ... oh, nevermind

111 outsidephilly  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:45:46pm

re: #6 razorbacker

Something you don't see so much in big cities.

Wife wants fish for Friday, so I'm at a local cafe to get takeout. I'm a bad man, so I've already stereotyped the patrons by sight. One table worries me. A lot. Big guy. Muddy boots, flannel shirt. Dude with a face like Freddie Kruger before the reconstructive surgery. Just sitting there, quiet-like. At the table a boy, I don't know how old but less than ten. Kid's chattering away about everything and nothing, bouncing around in his seat, craning his neck around to see everything to be seen.

Their food comes and the kid reaches for his burger. The man says the first word I've heard him speak. Sounds like someone shaking gravel in a galvanized bucket. One word. "Son."

The kid stops, they both bow their heads to pray.

I'm still stereotyping, but I don't think that Obadin has his vote.

brings a smile to my face . . .

112 Jimmah  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:45:57pm

Ah... Halloween - time for some Carcass. The title of this one seems to resonate...

Swarming Vulgar Mass of Infected Virulency

113 vegasjew  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:46:03pm

all you jews
go to shabbat services
talk politics at the oneg
jews are liberals but they dont like Obama
they know he is a jew hater and anti-Israel
some of these guys need a push .
FLA OHIO Penn all have many Jews going to temple with the election on their mind. GO GO ,or you will be looking for real estate in Tel Aviv shortly.

114 DoubleU  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:46:44pm

re: #107 Intrepid

and? All his other crimes didn't bother the people of South Florida.

115 saberry0530  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:46:59pm

re: #97 zombie

So, just in the last 90 minutes or so, various lizards have informed me of three different instances of zombietime breaching the MSM:

Hannity & Colmes talking about Prairie Fire and rasing the exact same points I did (but not naming me as the source -- which is fine)

National Review article by Bill Whittle linking to me at the end and calling the conclusion to my essay "That may be the most prophetic sentence of the year."

The L.A. Times publishing my letter (under the user name "aperson") about the tape story.

Now I must go back to the grindstone! That was last hour. But what have I done to defeat Obama lately?

Dateline Novenber 5th Wall street Journal

"OBAMA LOSES ELECTION BECAUSE OF A ZOMBIE" No better praise is necessary.

116 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:47:42pm

re: #101 mikalm

...

/Couldn't have said it better! You obviously put a lot of thought into that, and we all appreciate it!

117 The Other Les  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:47:50pm

re: #107 Intrepid

Alcee Hastings is in trouble again - this time, for allegedly issuing a death threat against his opponent.

On Fox

The Democratic Party has degenerated into a kind of Fascist Party without the spiffy paramilitary uniforms.

118 callahan23  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:48:02pm

re: #76 HelloDare

I think kid's candy should be taxed and the proceeds used to fight global warming which is a serious threat to chocolate worldwide.

Global warming will not in any way threaten the chocolate as 'cacao' is a tropical tree which thrives on hot temperatures.
So no alarm on that front.

119 bcgirl  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:48:21pm

why thank you charles,, that is the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day,

120 DoubleU  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:48:25pm

re: #113 vegasjew

I worry that liberalism comes first.

121 svines  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:48:42pm

I have noticed that this open thread is a little slow. Where are all of the best commentators on LGF? Trick or treating?

Bad lizards. You must be under 5 feet tall and not have a real beard to go trick or treating. I had some real "old" treaters last year, and they hadn't missed many meals either.

It isn't dark here yet so no traffic at the door.

122 LoFlyer  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:48:46pm

What I find is that the female Obama supporters find that Palin is "unqualified" as vice president because she has "no experiance" Whilst their hero Obama has far less "experiance" than Palin! Un-fracken-believable!

123 ErislDysnomia  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:48:52pm
OK, you selfish, bitter, gun-clinging redneck racist wingnuts, here’s your open thread...

Dear Mr. Obama,

At least we mostly don't have scrawny legs and arms.

-- Arnold

124 debutaunt  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:49:13pm

re: #119 bcgirl

why thank you charles,, that is the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day,

I have a real shortage of wingnuts.

125 Piglet-U93  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:49:16pm

re: #103 LoFlyer

Yes, I am inside the loop. Looking to hookup with others as well now that I am back from a long stint in CA.

126 bcgirl  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:49:50pm

re: #115 saberry0530

Dateline Novenber 5th Wall street Journal

"OBAMA LOSES ELECTION BECAUSE OF A ZOMBIE" No better praise is necessary.


yeah all hail the zombie

127 BlueCanuck  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:49:55pm

re: #117 The Other Les

The Democratic Party has degenerated into a kind of Fascist Party without the spiffy paramilitary uniforms.

Give it time, if Zero™ gets his way they will.

128 hermeneutics  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:49:59pm

re: #123 ErislDysnomia

Dear Mr. Obama,

At least we mostly don't have scrawny legs and arms.

-- Arnold

Obama has a "stuck-up" visage.

129 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:50:09pm

re: #97 zombie

*salute*

130 vegasjew  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:50:17pm

ok lizards have to go trick or treating with my daughter
next 3 days go to a McCain center make some calls
do a victory walk,do something more than complain.
I promise to cry if we lose but I am going to work to the buzzer and leave it all on the floor,please do the same.

131 ErislDysnomia  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:50:24pm

re: #122 LoFlyer

What I find is that the female Obama supporters find that Palin is "unqualified" as vice president because she has "no experiance" Whilst their hero Obama has far less "experiance" than Palin! Un-fracken-believable!

Welcome to the world of political warfare. Stupid statements meant to make us spin our wheels.

It's not worth wasting time on other than to laugh at, and to point out to others how 1st grade it is.

132 Racer X  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:50:37pm

re: #97 zombie

So, just in the last 90 minutes or so, various lizards have informed me of three different instances of zombietime breaching the MSM:

Hannity & Colmes talking about Prairie Fire and rasing the exact same points I did (but not naming me as the source -- which is fine)

National Review article by Bill Whittle linking to me at the end and calling the conclusion to my essay "That may be the most prophetic sentence of the year."

The L.A. Times publishing my letter (under the user name "aperson") about the tape story.

Now I must go back to the grindstone! That was last hour. But what have I done to defeat Obama lately?

Zombie - thanks so much for what you do! You truly walk the walk. Your efforts are very much appreciated!

133 IslandLibertarian  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:50:58pm

Hey look what I found!
We can be commies and still be cool!
WORD!

/we are all individuals..........'til Tuesday.......

134 LoFlyer  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:50:59pm

re: #125 Piglet-U93

Yes, I am inside the loop. Looking to hookup with others as well now that I am back from a long stint in CA.


'Me nic is blue mate, I will clue you in to the meet at station "M"!

135 tackle  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:51:09pm

Nice work, Zombie. Posted this at the dead end of the last thread:
Headline on Drudge:

Obama: "Like Any Politician at This Level, I've Got a Healthy Ego"
Yea. Abe Lincoln was so full of himself. That's what made him such a great president.
/


I don't know how Obama does it, but I despise him more every day.

136 dave in NC  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:51:40pm

Happy hallowe'en.

137 vagabond trader  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:51:43pm

Holy cats, for the first time in 12 years 2 kids had the courage to schlepp up my long dark driveway! Now what to do with the rest of the candy. Hmmm.

138 Ojoe  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:52:00pm

re: #123 ErislDysnomia

Scrawny not get Sasquatch vote. Acorn register us. Address is forest. Vote by mail. Acorn make big mistake. Many Sasquatch register. Cousin in post 6 register. Grunt.

139 ErislDysnomia  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:52:06pm

re: #97 zombie

So, just in the last 90 minutes or so, various lizards have informed me of three different instances of zombietime breaching the MSM:

Hannity & Colmes talking about Prairie Fire and rasing the exact same points I did (but not naming me as the source -- which is fine)

National Review article by Bill Whittle linking to me at the end and calling the conclusion to my essay "That may be the most prophetic sentence of the year."

The L.A. Times publishing my letter (under the user name "aperson") about the tape story.

Now I must go back to the grindstone! That was last hour. But what have I done to defeat Obama lately?

A finer American may not exist.

140 quickjustice  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:52:21pm

I voted earlier today, and I'll be heading to Pennsylvania for election day security operations in Pittsburgh.

-H

141 bcgirl  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:52:25pm

re: #130 vegasjew

ok lizards have to go trick or treating with my daughter
next 3 days go to a McCain center make some calls
do a victory walk,do something more than complain.
I promise to cry if we lose but I am going to work to the buzzer and leave it all on the floor,please do the same.


hey vegasjew,, i assume that means you are in vegas,, i am in reno, i think the north will go for mccain and most of the other nevada counties,, what is happening in clark county? i think it is all going to come down to you guys,, McCain will be in henderson of monday night and Sarah will be in reno on monday night,, come on las vegas do not let obama take this state

142 HelloDare  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:52:35pm

re: #118 callahan23

Global warming will not in any way threaten the chocolate as 'cacao' is a tropical tree which thrives on hot temperatures.
So no alarm on that front.

I'm talking about candy bars melting.

143 Jimmah  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:52:42pm

re: #65 Charles

I notice that Gates of Vienna and Brussels Journal are back in the blogroll at Jihad Watch.

Spencer gave Fjordman a full vindication last week here. Sad...

144 Killer Tomato  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:52:55pm

All set for Halloween at the Tomato house!
Only had half a dozen kids so far, but there was a deer on the front lawn eating the crabapples that have fallen from the tree. Guess they go trick or treating too.

145 dave in NC  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:53:09pm

re: #135 tackle
A man of sense and discrimination.

146 JohnGaltLives  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:53:10pm

re: #84 The Other Les


I have a few laser sights too but I use an EOTech open eye sight. This way I can see them sneaking up on me.

147 astronmr20  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:53:17pm

re: #143 Jimmah

Spencer gave Fjordman a full vindication last week here. Sad...

..... oh no. ):

148 profitsbeard  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:53:19pm

Snickers and Obama have more in common than you'd think.

No particular core and dependably nutty.

Trick or Treat!

149 DoubleU  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:53:40pm

re: #133 IslandLibertarian

If you want to see something strange watch Penn & Teller's Magic and Mystery tour. It is a documentary on magic in Egypt, India and China.

150 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:53:47pm

We don't get any trick-or-treaters; they'd get run over on this road.

But the scariest one would be one with an Obama mask, as president.

Scariest thing to me today was the three 0bama stickers at a company where I interviewed. At least the election would be over before I start.
(And I forgot those in the parking lot.)

151 onepistoffyid  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:53:49pm

Here in PA, I am optimistic....McCain has a good shot here, based on a non-scientific palpitation of neighbors in Bucks County.

I am worried that Obama will win the popular vote and McCain the electoral college....that could make for some interesting "reactions" in Philly.

152 Piglet-U93  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:54:15pm

re: #134 LoFlyer

'Me nic is blue mate, I will clue you in to the meet at station "M"!

Great, I will be there. Since I am not working now I have plenty of time.
I have over 30 McCain/Palin bumper stickers to distribute before the 4th.
Waiting for your msg. :)

153 LoFlyer  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:54:19pm

re: #147 astronmr20

..... oh no. ):

Arrr you into astronomy mate?

154 stuiec  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:54:41pm

re: #142 HelloDare

I'm talking about candy bars melting.

It's really not a problem. I would be just fine with squeezable packets of chocolate frosting as with solid candy bars. Or we can stick with M&Ms.

155 Slumbering Behemoth  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:55:08pm

re: #75 Racer X

Did you have a friend help you with that, or did you use a mirror?
/s

156 bcgirl  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:55:37pm

so now obama is already gettng ready to "lower expectations" of his followers because he can't delieve, even he is saying it, but the sheeple are still going over the cliff

157 callahan23  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:55:41pm

re: #142 HelloDare

I'm talking about candy bars melting.

You are right, they'll certainly melt with higher temperatures unless the producer changes it's formula.

158 Basho  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:55:49pm

re: #136 dave in NC

Happy hallowe'en.

159 JohnGaltLives  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:55:58pm

re: #155 Slumbering Behemoth


Not funny guys. That looks like my ex-wife!

160 HelloDare  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:56:09pm

Hawaii officials declare Obama birth certificate genuine


Health Department Director Dr. Chiyome Fukino said today she and the registrar of vital statistics, Alvin Onaka, have personally verified that the health department holds Obama's original birth certificate.

Fukino says that no state official, including Republican Gov. Linda Lingle, ever instructed that Obama's certificate be handled differently.

She says state law bars release of a certified birth certificate to anyone who does not have a tangible interest.

Some Obama critics claim he was not born in the U.S.

Earlier today, a southwest Ohio magistrate rejected a challenge to Obama's citizenship. Judges in Seattle and Philadelphia recently dismissed similar suits.

161 astronmr20  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:56:34pm

re: #143 Jimmah

Spencer gave Fjordman a full vindication last week here. Sad...

I just read it... he posted Fjordmann's statements, then proceed to say he "stands with him," even though Fjordmans statements focused on race, rather than culture or religion, which is the issue.

Very troubling indeed..

162 Dublin(CA)Dude  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:56:36pm

This bitter gun clinging Californian voted two weeks ago. No hope for a McCain win in this state, but damn, my gut says this is gonna be a very long election night. Still, not one single Obama lawnsign in a town that J. Kerry carried in 04. Lots of local dem candidates have signs all over, but no one has an Obama sign.

163 astronmr20  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:56:44pm

re: #153 LoFlyer

Arrr you into astronomy mate?

Absolutely

164 Cicero05  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:56:57pm

My avatar! It's back!

I love you, avatar.

165 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:57:03pm

re: #156 bcgirl

so now obama is already gettng ready to "lower expectations" of his followers because he can't delieve, even he is saying it, but the sheeple are still going over the cliff

Anyone see that ad for one of the package delivery company, where a motivational speaker takes out a lemming? He's telling the people not to be like lemmings, but the lemming bites him, runs off, and all the attendees get on their hands and knees and scurry after the lemming.
A parody with 0bama is obvious.

166 DoubleU  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:57:04pm

re: #156 bcgirl

so now obama is already gettng ready to "lower expectations" of his followers because he can't delieve, even he is saying it, but the sheeple are still going over the cliff

They have ignored everything else about him.

167 JustAGal  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:57:15pm

Trick or Treaters have now ceased here in ugly Democratic Maryland. The McCain signs in the yard have been vandalized as expected. We passed out Slim Jims and Fiber One bars along with organic fruit tape rolls - our neighbors still hate us even though the beggars were allowed to fill their pumpkin holders.

On to victory Wednesday all.

168 stuiec  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:57:24pm

re: #151 onepistoffyid

Here in PA, I am optimistic....McCain has a good shot here, based on a non-scientific palpitation of neighbors in Bucks County.

I am worried that Obama will win the popular vote and McCain the electoral college....that could make for some interesting "reactions" in Philly.

I think it likelier that it could split the other way round, with McCain winning the popular vote and Obama winning the electoral college. But I still think it more likely that McCain will win both.

169 stuiec  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:57:41pm

re: #159 JohnGaltLives

Not funny guys. That looks like my ex-wife!

Which end?

170 Sharmuta  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:57:44pm

I did not realize this book existed. Only on page 13 and I'm hooked.

171 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:58:00pm

re: #160 HelloDare

Hawaii officials declare Obama birth certificate genuine


Health Department Director Dr. Chiyome Fukino said today she and the registrar of vital statistics, Alvin Onaka, have personally verified that the health department holds Obama's original birth certificate.

Fukino says that no state official, including Republican Gov. Linda Lingle, ever instructed that Obama's certificate be handled differently.

She says state law bars release of a certified birth certificate to anyone who does not have a tangible interest.

Some Obama critics claim he was not born in the U.S.

Earlier today, a southwest Ohio magistrate rejected a challenge to Obama's citizenship. Judges in Seattle and Philadelphia recently dismissed similar suits.

Good thing we spent time on all the problems with 0bama, instead of the red herring birth certificate. This was going to come out just about now anyway.

172 Tigger2005  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:58:06pm

re: #127 BlueCanuck

Give it time, if Zero™ gets his way they will.

The uniforms will be powder blue and pink, with rainbows.

173 solomonpanting  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:58:44pm

Any indication of early voting habits, such as who votes in greater numbers, Dems or Reps?

174 BlueCanuck  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:58:47pm

re: #149 DoubleU

If you want to see something strange watch Penn & Teller's Magic and Mystery tour. It is a documentary on magic in Egypt, India and China.

Saw that a couple of years ago. Really good discussion and illumination of old magic tricks from the ages that were still used today.

175 jetprop  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:58:50pm

Happy Halloween from a selfish bitter clinging pickup truck driver..

176 Spider Mensch  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:58:57pm

for Halloween! Boo! here's a really scary old, never seen before, still photo of Frankenstein and his bride...spooky! But why is there a butane flame coming straight out of her head?
[Link: a.abcnews.com...]

177 onepistoffyid  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:59:04pm

re: #168 stuiec

I think it likelier that it could split the other way round, with McCain winning the popular vote and Obama winning the electoral college. But I still think it more likely that McCain will win both.

Either way, if The One doesn't make it, expect a wild and violent reaction.

178 HelloDare  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:59:20pm

re: #171 Kosh's Shadow

Obama was born in the United States.
However, his policies are from Mars.

179 dave in NC  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:59:31pm

re: #151 onepistoffyid

if Hussein loses, you may want to head west to Lancaster or York on Wednesday. Or maybe north to Allentown, Scranton, etc.

180 astronmr20  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 4:59:50pm

re: #178 HelloDare

Obama was born in the United States.
However, his policies are from Mars.

As a martian, I take umbrage with that statement.

181 astronmr20  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:00:06pm

re: #179 dave in NC

if Hussein loses, you may want to head west to Lancaster or York on Wednesday. Or maybe north to Allentown, Scranton, etc.

I'm heading for my basement.

182 DoubleU  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:00:23pm

re: #174 BlueCanuck

It made me glad to living free in America.

183 Killgore Trout  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:00:26pm

re: #143 Jimmah

The learned European essayist Fjordman here reviews Ali Sina's Understanding Muhammad. Since Fjordman has been accused of being a white supremacist and a neofascist, some people have also accused me of being a white supremacist and neofascist, because I publish his fine essays on jihad and the Islamization of Europe. So I thought I would take this opportunity to say that while white supremacism and neofascism are wrong and should everywhere be opposed, I do not believe Fjordman is a white supremacist or a neofascist. What many have taken as "white supremacism" is his interest in trying to stem the tide of immigration into Europe, which threatens to make Europeans into minorities in their own countries, and -- because the immigrants are overwhelmingly Muslim -- to create a series of Sharia states across Europe.


Oh, well. Robert never liked me much anyways. Under the bus with him.

184 Noam Sayin'  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:00:31pm

More Crane

Once there came a man
Who said,
"Range me all men of the world in rows."
And instantly
There was terrific clamour among the people
Against being ranged in rows.
There was a loud quarrel, world-wide.
It endured for ages;
And blood was shed
By those who would not stand in rows,
And by those who pined to stand in rows.
Eventually, the man went to death, weeping.
And those who staid in bloody scuffle
Knew not the great simplicity.

Haven't read this stuff in years.

It's from Black Riders and Other Lines, if interested. I think you can download from google books for free.

185 astronmr20  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:00:36pm

re: #179 dave in NC

if Hussein loses, you may want to head west to Lancaster or York on Wednesday. Or maybe north to Allentown, Scranton, etc.

Let me re-phrase;

I'm heading for my basement, and getting "clingy."

186 LoFlyer  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:00:37pm

re: #152 Piglet-U93

Great, I will be there. Since I am not working now I have plenty of time.
I have over 30 McCain/Palin bumper stickers to distribute before the 4th.
Waiting for your msg. :)

Haaar mates, Had to take care of some rug-rats! Piglet give me s few minutes to get back to you on the email, I have to access 'me email!

187 callahan23  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:00:43pm

re: #178 HelloDare

Obama was born in the United States.
However, his policies are from Mars.

I'd say they are rather from Venus.

188 outsidephilly  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:00:44pm

re: #151 onepistoffyid

Here in PA, I am optimistic....McCain has a good shot here, based on a non-scientific palpitation of neighbors in Bucks County.

I am worried that Obama will win the popular vote and McCain the electoral college....that could make for some interesting "reactions" in Philly.

McCain is doing well here in Delaware County, PA!

189 Sharmuta  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:00:58pm

re: #143 Jimmah

Spencer gave Fjordman a full vindication last week here. Sad...

Beyond sad.

190 DoubleU  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:01:04pm

re: #181 astronmr20

I'm heading for my basement.

I am also, and in Florida we don't have basements.

191 The Other Les  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:01:13pm

re: #178 HelloDare

Obama was born in the United States.
However, his policies are from Mars.

There used to be an independently published comic book called COMMIES FROM MARS.

192 LoFlyer  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:01:30pm

re: #163 astronmr20

Absolutely

Arrr mate, I own a 10 inch dob and tonight would be good night to use it!

193 onepistoffyid  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:01:31pm

re: #181 astronmr20

I'm heading for my basement.

All I can think about is Reginald Denney being pulled out of his truck in LA.

194 Slumbering Behemoth  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:01:32pm

re: #159 JohnGaltLives

Not funny guys. That looks like my ex-wife!

Why is that not funny? You did say ex, right?

195 HelloDare  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:01:40pm

re: #187 callahan23

I'd say they are rather from Venus.

They're from his-anus.

196 astronmr20  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:02:00pm

re: #192 LoFlyer

Arrr mate, I own a 10 inch dob and tonight would be good night to use it!

You are a pirate astronomer?

197 BlueCanuck  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:02:08pm

re: #172 Tigger2005

The uniforms will be powder blue and pink, with rainbows.

With unicorn medals? I want a unicorn medal with that. :)

198 bcgirl  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:02:09pm

re: #173 solomonpanting

Any indication of early voting habits, such as who votes in greater numbers, Dems or Reps?


well in nevada they say that more that like 50thousand people have doen the early voting and that they mostly voted for snobama,, i went with my 22 year old son yesterday HE voted for McCain,, i will wait till Election DAY like manymanymanymany other "traditional" selfish, bitter, gun and religion clining Americans,, that is my hope, let the lemmings go now in droves and give all the votes to there guy then we can all swoop in and overtake them ,, all mccain all the time at the polls on 4 NOV

199 onepistoffyid  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:02:09pm

re: #190 DoubleU

I am also, and in Florida we don't have basements.

you better dig one fast

200 The Other Les  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:02:14pm

I'm going out for my evening walk.

Bye.

201 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:02:15pm

The commie says, " A single spark can ignite a prairie fire." I say on Tuesday, the world will learn that a single Alaskan snowflake can trigger an avalanche. Obama can ride his stinkin' echo chamber plane back to Grant Park and enjoy his last hurrah. McCain is winning this election.

202 Tigger2005  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:02:17pm

re: #180 astronmr20

As a martian, I take umbrage with that statement.

Hey, you Martians have nothing to be proud of. You've tried to take us over twice that I know of. The first time our germs stopped you, the second time our pop music stopped you!

203 astronmr20  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:02:28pm

re: #195 HelloDare

They're from his-anus.

They are most certainly for someone's anus.

204 JohnGaltLives  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:02:51pm

re: #194 Slumbering Behemoth

You know-- bad memories. Not the huge alimony or property settlement. The nagging!

205 Killgore Trout  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:02:59pm

re: #189 Sharmuta

More recently (two weeks ago), the genuinely neofascist VNN Forum (an evil site to which I will provide no link) criticized one of Fjordman's articles about Europe for not blaming Jews for the problem. VNN Forum writers called Fjordman "a neocon jew-ass-kisser who is either oblivious of the fact that jews are responsible for what is happening or is aware but doesn't have the guts to name the jew." They also pointed out that "the Brussels Journal is never critical towards the Jew" and went on to complain that "multiculturalism stops when the Jew is down and out. Those Islamophobic 'nationalist' parties accomplish nothing....I would rather see anti-synagogue marches over anti-mosque ones. The mosques become a non-issue if you defeat the wretched sheeny."

I would rather stand with Israel, and Fjordman, than with those racist neofascists.


The old "fascists can't support Israel" gimmick.

206 Tigger2005  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:03:08pm

re: #197 BlueCanuck

With unicorn medals? I want a unicorn medal with that. :)

You can be a 5 unicorn general in the Civilian Armed Forces.

207 razorbacker  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:03:26pm

When I was a boy I loved Halloween. Not for the costumes or the scary bits, shoot man, life was already scary enough. Didn't need a bunch of store-boughten costumers to strike a pose.

Nope. It was Mom's homemade popcorn balls. Once a year, always at Halloween.

I close my eyes and it all comes rushing back. The smell of the fresh-popped corn. The pot of warm thick syrup with enough butter to clog any artery known. Mom at the stove, humming something, reaching up to push an uinruly lock of hair back with the back of her hand.

And the taste. Sweet crunchy buttery salty. Man, I'm getting old.

208 Spider Mensch  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:03:35pm

re: #176 Spider Mensch

for Halloween! Boo! here's a really scary old, never seen before, still photo of Frankenstein and his bride...spooky! But why is there a butane flame coming straight out of her head?
[Link: a.abcnews.com...]


oh wait now I figured it out! michelle is a candle! and senator goverment looks like he's just been embalmed..lol

209 DoubleU  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:03:35pm

re: #199 onepistoffyid

you better dig one fast

Hurricane shutters.

210 vagabond trader  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:03:37pm

Just heard that off duty Chicago firefighters will be bringing their gear home on Tuesday evening. Oh-oh.

211 astronmr20  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:03:49pm

re: #202 Tigger2005

Hey, you Martians have nothing to be proud of. You've tried to take us over twice that I know of. The first time our germs stopped you, the second time our pop music stopped you!

...but our heads have healed since then. If you Americans elect The One, we may be forced to again intervene.

212 Racer X  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:03:58pm

Halloween can be fun for adults too.

213 Killer Tomato  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:04:18pm

Got home tonight and hanging on my front door was a McCain/Palin flyer. Written at the top was 'Please Vote!' and it was signed 'Carol'. There was a xeroxed sheet of paper with it. At the top it said 'Community Outreach to New Hampshire Citizens' and the first paragraph said "I have flown from Orange County California to New Hampshire to do everything I can to assist...." and at the bottom of the page in small print was written "Paid for by California Citizen, Carol (last name)"
Just wow.
I was going to go out leafleting later tonight, but I guess I'll wait until Sunday rather than hammer everyone at once.

214 yah  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:04:21pm

re: #97 zombie
You can add this show too:

[Link: schnittshow.com...]
Your work was the highlight of day.
Also has a real interesting video of woman leaving Obama Rally "I won't have to work to put gas in my car or work to pay my mortgage" (about 3/4 way through)
Zombi, thank you so much for all you do. I hope you are having some fun doing your resesarch. Your "expose'" was awesome.

215 Cicero05  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:04:22pm

re: #195 HelloDare

They're from his-anus.

That's also where the monkeys fly out from.

216 Jimmah  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:04:24pm

re: #161 astronmr20

I just read it... he posted Fjordmann's statements, then proceed to say he "stands with him," even though Fjordmans statements focused on race, rather than culture or religion, which is the issue.

Very troubling indeed..

Yes, , despite his flimsy attempt to repackage it as a natural concern for the fate of his children, his obsession with race is there for all to see.

217 Slumbering Behemoth  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:04:39pm

re: #204 JohnGaltLives

Shoot, I thought you were joking. Look at it this way, at least you made it out alive.

218 HelloDare  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:04:43pm

re: #191 The Other Les

There used to be an independently published comic book called COMMIES FROM MARS.

Never knew that. The internet is a wonderful thing.

219 IslandLibertarian  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:04:58pm

re: #149 DoubleU

If you want to see something strange watch Penn & Teller's Magic and Mystery tour. It is a documentary on magic in Egypt, India and China.

And how do I find this Doc'?

220 BlueCanuck  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:05:14pm

re: #190 DoubleU

You probably will by Tuesday.

221 jetprop  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:05:20pm

re: #210 vagabond trader

Just heard that off duty Chicago firefighters will be bringing their gear home on Tuesday evening. Oh-oh.

My buddy is a firefighter in North FL and I asked him if they are worried about having problems next week.

His answer: "Yes."

222 Sharmuta  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:05:21pm

re: #205 Killgore Trout

The old "fascists can't support Israel" gimmick.

He's as foolish as pamela.

223 outsidephilly  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:05:22pm

re: #207 razorbacker

When I was a boy I loved Halloween. Not for the costumes or the scary bits, shoot man, life was already scary enough. Didn't need a bunch of store-boughten costumers to strike a pose.

Nope. It was Mom's homemade popcorn balls. Once a year, always at Halloween.

I close my eyes and it all comes rushing back. The smell of the fresh-popped corn. The pot of warm thick syrup with enough butter to clog any artery known. Mom at the stove, humming something, reaching up to push an uinruly lock of hair back with the back of her hand.

And the taste. Sweet crunchy buttery salty. Man, I'm getting old.

thanks for sharing that memory! My mom made them, also! Do you know how they're made?

224 Killgore Trout  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:05:23pm

re: #207 razorbacker

When I was a kid somebody gave me a package of razor blades with an apple hidden in it. I got apple all over my face while shaving. The horror!

225 callahan23  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:05:39pm

re: #195 HelloDare

They're from his-anus.

You're right, his policies are from the a-nus of ideological history.

226 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:05:55pm

re: #210 vagabond trader

Just heard that off duty Chicago firefighters will be bringing their gear home on Tuesday evening. Oh-oh.

Wow. Really and truly, or is it a rumor?

227 DoubleU  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:05:57pm

re: #219 IslandLibertarian

And how do I find this Doc'?

I rented it from NetFlix, I am sure other rentals have it. It might be on YouTube.

228 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:06:16pm

Happy Halloween, Lizards!

229 ErislDysnomia  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:07:03pm

re: #192 LoFlyer

Arrr mate, I own a 10 inch dob and tonight would be good night to use it!

Check the Halloween apropos picture at APOD!

A Witch by Starlight

230 JSK1121  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:07:03pm

re: #228 goddessoftheclassroom

Happy Halloween, Lizards!

Right back at ya. I'm heading into DC dressed as Freddie Mac. I just hope I don't run into Barney Frank or Chris Dodd. Could get a little awkward.

231 vagabond trader  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:07:04pm

re: #221 jetprop

My hubby as well. He's off duty Tuesday, but I'm pretty sure there will be a contingency plan.

232 IslandLibertarian  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:07:04pm
233 astronmr20  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:07:07pm

I expect moderate celebratory gunfire in my neighborhood if he wins, but not much more.

234 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:07:12pm

re: #226 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Cats just LOVE Halloween!

235 The Shadow Do  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:07:23pm

Sitting here in my darkened house. Do not ring my doorbell. This candy is mine, all mine. You bloodsucking, Commie, candy grubbing kids, go find some bleeding heart lefty. No handouts here.
/

236 JohnGaltLives  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:07:31pm

I just found instructions on building a bomb shelter. Link below.

My plan is to refinance my home with Fannie Mae, use the $$$ to build the shelter and ask for bailout money to pay it off. //

Home sweet home

237 Tigger2005  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:07:38pm

re: #224 Killgore Trout

When I was a kid somebody gave me a package of razor blades with an apple hidden in it. I got apple all over my face while shaving. The horror!

You were shaving at such a young age? I bet you were the envy of the locker room.

238 Sharmuta  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:07:39pm

I'm not giving out any candy this year. But I'm not sure if I'm being selfish or if I've redistributed the wealth to my own sweet-tooth.

239 Killgore Trout  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:07:48pm

re: #222 Sharmuta

Pamela's foolish because they'll turn on her if they get the chance. Robert's a Christian and a Serb supporter. He knows what he's doing. I think he only backed away from Vlaams Belang (et al) because he thought it would hurt his career. He's full aware what he's doing.

240 astronmr20  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:07:50pm

re: #232 IslandLibertarian

Tonight the GF and I will bike down to Waikiki to watch the cultural exchange on this All Hallows Eve.
Don't be that guy...........

hahahah!

That guy.

241 saberry0530  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:08:22pm

re: #207 razorbacker

When I was a boy I loved Halloween. Not for the costumes or the scary bits, shoot man, life was already scary enough. Didn't need a bunch of store-boughten costumers to strike a pose.

Nope. It was Mom's homemade popcorn balls. Once a year, always at Halloween.

I close my eyes and it all comes rushing back. The smell of the fresh-popped corn. The pot of warm thick syrup with enough butter to clog any artery known. Mom at the stove, humming something, reaching up to push an uinruly lock of hair back with the back of her hand.

And the taste. Sweet crunchy buttery salty. Man, I'm getting old.

Old cause you can't remember how to make them or old because the doctor said they would kill your heart and arteries?

//

242 ErislDysnomia  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:08:24pm

re: #229 ErislDysnomia

Check the Halloween apropos picture at APOD!

A Witch by Starlight

Wait a minute!

Gun-clinging, Bible (or Old Testament as the case may be) thumping, bigoted non-Ivy-league hicks like us have no business being interested in cerebral things like astronomy, no?

243 Sharmuta  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:08:27pm

re: #239 Killgore Trout

Pamela's foolish because they'll turn on her if they get the chance. Robert's a Christian and a Serb supporter. He knows what he's doing. I think he only backed away from Vlaams Belang (et al) because he thought it would hurt his career. He's full aware what he's doing.

I can't argue with that.

244 vagabond trader  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:08:36pm

re: #226 pre-Boomer Marine brat

It was on a talk radio national news feed.

245 JohnGaltLives  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:09:02pm

re: #217 Slumbering Behemoth


LOL. I was joking. Just pulling your leg.

I need to laugh. This election is keeping me up at night.

246 Killgore Trout  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:09:03pm

re: #238 Sharmuta

I'm not giving out candy this year either.

247 Dublin(CA)Dude  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:09:09pm

re: #235 The Shadow Do

Sitting here in my darkened house. Do not ring my doorbell. This candy is mine, all mine. You bloodsucking, Commie, candy grubbing kids, go find some bleeding heart lefty. No handouts here.
/

If I don't get rid of this damn candy tonight I'm going to gain thirty pounds.

248 Jimmah  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:09:09pm

re: #183 Killgore Trout

Oh, well. Robert never liked me much anyways. Under the bus with him.

Careful Killgore, thats St Bob of the Anti-Jihad you're talking about there. Criticising him puts our planet's fate in danger, didn't you hear?
/sarc

249 dave in NC  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:09:14pm

re: #207 razorbacker
And these are the things that last. Seems as we get older, we come to understand what really mattered.

thank God for memories.

250 littleoldlady  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:09:25pm

I am Joe the Plumber Pennsylvanian!

/bitter, racist, redneck, bible-thumping, gun-clinging...and durn proud of it, too!

But I'm NOT a wingnut.

/yet. ;-)

251 BlueCanuck  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:09:36pm

A dedication to Zero™

/also good Hallowe'en music

252 DoubleU  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:09:50pm

re: #240 astronmr20

And a unibrow !

253 dmjung  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:10:02pm
OK, you selfish, bitter, gun-clinging redneck racist wingnuts, here’s your open thread...

I'm not racist.


(But I did order some ammunition today.)

254 JohnGaltLives  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:10:03pm

re: #232 IslandLibertarian

I live in Makakilo fellow Lizard.

255 astronmr20  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:10:10pm

re: #239 Killgore Trout

Pamela's foolish because they'll turn on her if they get the chance. Robert's a Christian and a Serb supporter. He knows what he's doing. I think he only backed away from Vlaams Belang (et al) because he thought it would hurt his career. He's full aware what he's doing.

This is most unfortunate. I have every book he has written.

256 ErislDysnomia  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:10:10pm

re: #224 Killgore Trout

When I was a kid somebody gave me a package of razor blades with an apple hidden in it. I got apple all over my face while shaving. The horror!

Obama's sneaking in the lines about a "civilian security force" after speaking glowing nothings were a razor blade in an apple.

257 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:10:14pm

re: #244 vagabond trader

It was on a talk radio national news feed.

verrrrrry interesting!

258 Killgore Trout  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:10:26pm

re: #248 Jimmah

Criticising him puts our planet's fate in danger, didn't you hear?


What's he going to do, show up and yell at me again?

259 solomonpanting  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:10:34pm

re: #198 bcgirl

The reason I ask is this article shows results (if they are accurate) from three states. (Scroll down)
Colorado is nearly a tie. Florida shows Obama ahead by 7%, but I figure it's just a majority of Dems who don't want to get hung up by those confusing hanging chads. I haven't yet figured out Iowa.

260 USBeast  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:10:35pm

Whew, back online after two days. Some idiot with a backhoe discovered the internet and cut a fiber optic cable. Chaos at work, teen daughter deprived of facebook etc. and much wailing and gnashing of teeth all over the hot water city.

I'll be back. I've got to catch up elsewhere. Next stop: Rusty's place.

261 saberry0530  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:10:39pm

re: #250 littleoldlady

I am Joe the Plumber Pennsylvanian!

/bitter, racist, redneck, bible-thumping, gun-clinging...and durn proud of it, too!

But I'm NOT a wingnut.

/yet. ;-)


Forgot the newest one, Selfish!

262 Racer X  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:10:52pm

re: #155 Slumbering Behemoth

Did you have a friend help you with that, or did you use a mirror?
/s

LOL!

I sat on a big pumpkin.

263 redc1c4  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:10:52pm

re: #185 astronmr20

Let me re-phrase;

I'm heading for my basement, and getting "clingy."

got no basements here in The Valley, but late tues day afternoon, before anything can start, we're going by to pickup HRH's impulse purchases from last week.

her own Glock, so i can get my High Power back, and a 1903 Springfield.

then we're driving home, parking the good car in back, and the beater truck out by the street and waiting to see what happens. it starts getting stupid out, i'll go get things from the locker and play 11B, just like the old days. %-)

264 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:10:54pm

re: #234 goddessoftheclassroom

Cats just LOVE Halloween!

The link didn't get pasted in.

265 Slumbering Behemoth  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:11:10pm

re: #245 JohnGaltLives

Grrr! You're probably the same guy who told me the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.
/s

266 outsidephilly  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:11:16pm

re: #246 Killgore Trout

I'm not giving out candy this year either.

. . . , I'm eating the candy as I wait for my gang to get home from the Phillies parade.

267 Sharmuta  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:11:21pm

re: #246 Killgore Trout

I'm not giving out candy this year either.

I mean, really! Reinforcing to children that they can expect hand-outs. It's so un-American.

268 Dublin(CA)Dude  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:11:25pm

re: #253 dmjung

I'm not racist.


(But I did order some ammunition today.)

I picked up a couple more boxes today, now have 1000 rounds at home, never can tell what an Obama regime could bring.

269 LoFlyer  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:12:00pm

re: #196 astronmr20

You are a pirate astronomer?

Amatuer mate! But its a lot of fun to take along the scope when camping in dark spots!

270 littleoldlady  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:12:29pm

re: #266 outsidephilly

. . . , I'm eating the candy as I wait for my gang to get home from the Phillies parade.

Stuck on SEPTA? ;-)

271 outsidephilly  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:12:41pm

re: #250 littleoldlady

I am Joe the Plumber Pennsylvanian!

/bitter, racist, redneck, bible-thumping, gun-clinging...and durn proud of it, too!

But I'm NOT a wingnut.

/yet. ;-)

there are NO 'wing-nuts' in Pennsylvania!

272 tackle  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:12:44pm

re: #177 onepistoffyid
The MSM have already promised blood in the streets if O doesn't win.

273 Noam Sayin'  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:13:01pm

I'm hiding in my basement.

Last year was just atrocious. I went through about $100 in candy in a little over 90 minutes.

And they kept coming for quite a while afterwards - far more children than I know exist in the surrounding neighborhoods.

274 JohnGaltLives  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:13:13pm

re: #265 Slumbering Behemoth

Sorry about that. Still friends?/

275 BlueCanuck  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:13:26pm

re: #250 littleoldlady

Hey there littleoldlady, how you doing this evening.

/a real switch, bumping into each other on an Evening open thread versus the dead thread.

276 outsidephilly  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:13:29pm

re: #270 littleoldlady

Stuck on SEPTA? ;-)

yep, ya got that right! (and one has type 1 diabetes . . . UGH)

277 razorbacker  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:13:39pm

re: #223 outsidephilly

thanks for sharing that memory! My mom made them, also! Do you know how they're made?

I know the short way to make them, but not the 'start from stratch' method.

Popcorn
Karo syrup with as much butter melted in it as your conscience will stand
Mix well, form into balls.

Mom used corn, sugar, water, butter, vanilla, and I-don't-know-what-all.

Being Halloween, I guess we could seance her up and ask.

278 littleoldlady  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:13:45pm

re: #261 saberry0530

Forgot the newest one, Selfish!

This is really starting to eat up the bandwidth...

/sigh

279 LoFlyer  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:13:53pm

re: #152 Piglet-U93

Great, I will be there. Since I am not working now I have plenty of time.
I have over 30 McCain/Palin bumper stickers to distribute before the 4th.
Waiting for your msg. :)


No email yet, mate!

280 ErislDysnomia  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:13:54pm

OT

I have an original iMac G5 bouth around Dec 2004. Never had problem with it but never use it that much.

That series had a problem with failed capacitors that bulge. Mine look OK.

Did any of these original machines NOT fail?

281 redc1c4  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:13:54pm

re: #223 outsidephilly

thanks for sharing that memory! My mom made them, also! Do you know how they're made?

well, first you castrate all the male popcorn......

/white smoke!

282 ErislDysnomia  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:14:12pm

re: #280 ErislDysnomia

OT

I have an original iMac G5 BOUGHT around Dec 2004. Never had problem with it but never use it that much.

That series had a problem with failed capacitors that bulge. Mine look OK.

Did any of these original machines NOT fail?

283 jetprop  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:14:43pm

re: #272 tackle

The MSM have already promised blood in the streets if O doesn't win.

..and 0bama (D-ACORN) said things are 'going to get nasty'

284 razorbacker  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:14:56pm

re: #241 saberry0530

Old cause you can't remember how to make them or old because the doctor said they would kill your heart and arteries?

//

I ain't worried bout not farking heart attackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

285 littleoldlady  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:14:58pm

re: #275 BlueCanuck

Hey there littleoldlady, how you doing this evening.

/a real switch, bumping into each other on an Evening open thread versus the dead thread.

BlueCanuck! :-)

I know. I'm so confused! ;-)

286 astronmr20  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:15:06pm

re: #280 ErislDysnomia

OT

I have an original iMac G5 bouth around Dec 2004. Never had problem with it but never use it that much.

That series had a problem with failed capacitors that bulge. Mine look OK.

Did any of these original machines NOT fail?

I too have a G5 (tower) from '04.

not one problem with it so far...

287 KZnextzone  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:15:23pm

Just doing some laundry. Heading back to Nevada in the morning to work for McCain-Palin in Jean and Henderson. I hear Mayor Rudy may be out there. Last weekend it was Dennis Miller. We knocked 30,000 doors last weekend. Lot's of support out there!
This ain't over by far!

288 FightingBack  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:15:24pm

re: #165 Kosh's Shadow

Delivery Companies are in competition with Government Mail.

289 littleoldlady  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:15:25pm

re: #276 outsidephilly

yep, ya got that right! (and one has type 1 diabetes . . . UGH)

Ruh roh! :-(

290 outsidephilly  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:15:25pm

re: #277 razorbacker

I know the short way to make them, but not the 'start from stratch' method.

Popcorn
Karo syrup with as much butter melted in it as your conscience will stand
Mix well, form into balls.

Mom used corn, sugar, water, butter, vanilla, and I-don't-know-what-all.

Being Halloween, I guess we could seance her up and ask.

There's a LGF recipe book in the works, I wonder . . . . .

291 JSK1121  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:15:28pm

re: #280 ErislDysnomia

OT

I have an original iMac G5 bouth around Dec 2004. Never had problem with it but never use it that much.

That series had a problem with failed capacitors that bulge. Mine look OK.

Did any of these original machines NOT fail?

Flux Capacitors?

292 Noam Sayin'  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:15:34pm

I think XwarZone up-dinged this thread by mistake. He usually shows his displeasure with open threads.

293 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:15:43pm

re: #251 BlueCanuck

A dedication to Zero™

/also good Hallowe'en music

No, THIS is good Halloween music!

294 imploder  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:15:43pm

My guns are in storage and I don't read the bible as much as I do the Anglican prayer book.

I still voted for big Mac.

295 ErislDysnomia  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:16:00pm

re: #276 outsidephilly

yep, ya got that right! (and one has type 1 diabetes . . . UGH)

SEPTA?

Could that be the "car-hits-bus-at-2 MPH-and-driver-and-75-passengers-out-of-30-actuall y-on-bus are-injured" SEPTA?

296 redc1c4  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:16:00pm

re: #273 Noam Sayin'

I'm hiding in my basement.

Last year was just atrocious. I went through about $100 in candy in a little over 90 minutes.

And they kept coming for quite a while afterwards - far more children than I know exist in the surrounding neighborhoods.

the only kids that showed up in our AO were the anchor offspring of the local maids, gardners etc...... so we quit giving out candy or decorating until after 1NOV.

297 tackle  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:16:07pm

re: #283 jetprop

..and 0bama (D-ACORN) said things are 'going to get nasty'


I think I smell a self-fulfilling prophecy.

298 cfomahm  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:16:18pm

Only 4 kids so far. Worst year ever. Next one that comes is getting all the rest.

On the election side, I had to pick a "personal day" holiday back in January - I thought for a moment and asked for Nov 5th. They were curious and asked why I would pick a Wednesday. I told them that no matter how the election went, I would not be fit to work - either crying or gloating. I am less worried about the possibility of crying. And I also got Tuesday the 4th off as a "voluntary-without-pay" day. I am going to go vote Tuesday and then I am going to go buy (another) gun.

299 Sharmuta  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:16:32pm

re: #273 Noam Sayin'

I'm hiding in my basement.

Last year was just atrocious. I went through about $100 in candy in a little over 90 minutes.

And they kept coming for quite a while afterwards - far more children than I know exist in the surrounding neighborhoods.

See? That's what I'm talking about. I can't afford this socialist holiday. So I think it's important for the kids to know that some will support their insatiable desire for free goodies from the community, but others of us will be the ones to teach them the hard reality of life- candy doesn't grow on trees.

300 Slumbering Behemoth  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:16:36pm

re: #274 JohnGaltLives

That depends. How much beer ya got?

/And why can't we adults have a holiday where we go door to door getting free beer?
//I'm egging any house that hands out Pabst!

301 ErislDysnomia  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:17:07pm

re: #291 JSK1121

Flux Capacitors?

No, electrolytics.

Flux capacitors are only in PC's. Cheaply made with a lot of solder flux from cheap soldering.

302 dave in NC  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:17:28pm

re: #263 redc1c4

Got plenty of ammo?

303 outsidephilly  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:17:38pm

re: #289 littleoldlady

Ruh roh! :-(


. . . , need a lizard pray chain, for sure!

304 The Shadow Do  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:17:57pm

re: #247 Dublin(CA)Dude

If I don't get rid of this damn candy tonight I'm going to gain thirty pounds.

Send it to that skinny President Socialist guy. He says he will redistribute it, but I betcha he eats it all his self.

305 yah  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:18:03pm

re: #264 pre-Boomer Marine brat

The link didn't get pasted in.


Is this a trick?

306 littleoldlady  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:18:11pm

re: #293 goddessoftheclassroom

No, THIS is good Halloween music!

EXCELLENT! :-) So is this.

307 Jimmah  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:18:14pm

re: #258 Killgore Trout

What's he going to do, show up and yell at me again?

Probably. I've seen him do that with a couple of other posters here as well. The terms 'inveterate liar' and 'smear artist' spring to mind...I believe it was yourself, medaura and mph who got it that time over the Serbian connection if memory serves.

308 Racer X  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:18:20pm

Instead of candy - give the little ones a small bottle of water.

Trick-or-treating makes you thirsty!

309 saberry0530  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:18:24pm

re: #284 razorbacker

Someone put up a link a few subjects back where a guy bowled his first 300 game, gave a High-five to his buds and died of a heart attack right on the lanes. I glad I only bowled that 297!

310 outsidephilly  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:18:28pm

re: #295 ErislDysnomia

SEPTA?

Could that be the "car-hits-bus-at-2 MPH-and-driver-and-75-passengers-out-of- 30-actually-on-bus are-injured" SEPTA?

I hope not . . .

311 Sharmuta  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:18:30pm

re: #258 Killgore Trout

Not sure if this is the best place to try to rehabilitate fjordy.

312 Piglet-U93  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:18:38pm

re: #279 LoFlyer

You waiting on me or am I waiting on you?

313 Tigger2005  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:18:39pm

Hey, did I mention a friend and I won the Halloween costume contest at work yesterday? We won first 4 years in a row ... sometimes just the two of us, sometimes as a group. First time we won we did the Men in Black. Then we got with a group to do Village People. Then we did Sonny and Cher (I was Cher, she was Sonny). Then we did Gilligan's Island (I was Gilligan, she was Mary Ann, and we got a group to play the rest of the castaways). The next year we did Popeye and Olive Oyl (I was Olive) and came in second--everyone thought we wuz robbed. Then we got one other person and played Elvis impersonators ... came in third. But this year we got back on top (admittedly the competition was not that great) playing fitness coaches from hell. Our employer just outfitted the fitness center (which for two decades consisted of a track and some old crappy equipment) with brand new Nautilus machines, a Smith machine, reclining bikes, treadmills, climbing machines, dumbbells, and other cool stuff, so we decided to kind of "promote" it. I dressed up like Coach Hines from MAD TV, although I wasn't able to get a partly-bald wig and just went all bald, and she dressed like a female gym coach with a big butt and hairy legs. People loved it.

314 Noam Sayin'  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:18:50pm

re: #299 Sharmuta

Normally I thoroughly enjoy it. But last year I felt I was played for a sucker.

315 Intrepid  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:18:50pm

re: #173 solomonpanting

Any indication of early voting habits, such as who votes in greater numbers, Dems or Reps?

Got this from the Hillary Clinton Forum - on Colorado's early voting percentages by party breakdown.

Dems 37.6%, Reps 35.9%, Ind 25.9%

(it's from a Freeper thread, I think)

316 littleoldlady  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:19:09pm

re: #295 ErislDysnomia

SEPTA?

Could that be the "car-hits-bus-at-2 MPH-and-driver-and-75-passengers-out-of- 30-actually-on-bus are-injured" SEPTA?

That only happens on the trolleys.

;-)

317 JacksonTn  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:19:10pm

Can I just say .... F*CK LUNTZ .... he just said he was going to do the group dial test thing on the first 100 days of Senator Government administration ... I did not like the guy before but now .....TOTAL ASS HE IS ....

318 ErislDysnomia  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:19:15pm

Friday, October 31, 2008
Top One Reason Why McCain Might Win
Posted by: Bill Dyer at 7:25 PM

(Guest Post by Bill Dyer a/k/a Beldar)

J-Pod has 10 Reasons Why McCain Might Win, and it's a nice list, worth a glance at least.

With due respect to him, however, I'll have a better list. It has precisely one item on it:

1. We haven't had the election yet. So anyone who tells you — based on public opinion polls or science or guesswork or magic or anything else — that he or she knows what the outcome is going to be is lying to you.

Read the whole thing...

319 captwfcall  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:19:22pm

Spent all day trying to convince my brother to go vote. You'd think I was asking him to cure cancer or something. All he does is complain about the election and here i can't hardly get him to vote! darn!

320 razorbacker  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:19:30pm

re: #224 Killgore Trout

When I was a kid somebody gave me a package of razor blades with an apple hidden in it. I got apple all over my face while shaving. The horror!

When Only Child was little we used to take the candy to the local hospital to have it X-rayed. Good idea, as then she could find it in the dark.X-rays? Glow-in-the-dark? Hey, is this thing turned on?

321 astronmr20  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:19:51pm

re: #313 Tigger2005

A few years ago I was Stevie Wonder-woman.

My roommate was Luke Sky-walker-texas Ranger.

322 Sharmuta  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:20:05pm

re: #314 Noam Sayin'

Normally I thoroughly enjoy it. But last year I felt I was played for a sucker.

Me too- the little ones are so cute.

I do hope everyone realizes I'm being very tongue in cheek.

323 HelloDare  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:20:10pm

Iran threatens US with suicide bombers

Only a few days ahead of the American presidential election, Iranian parliamentary speaker 'Ali Larijani and Supreme Leader Ayatollah 'Ali Khamanai have launched harsh verbal attacks against the United States.

Referring to the US army's attacks in Pakistan and Syria, Larijani said they would not be answered with diplomatic protests.

"The US method and conduct, expressed by this aggression, will only be stopped by a clear-cut and unexpected response, whose grounds were set by the martyr Hussein Fahmida," Larijani said during a parliamentary session on Wednesday.

Fahmida was 13 when he detonated an explosive device he carried on him, destroying an Iraqi tank during the Iran-Iraq War in the 1980s.

"America should be aware not to put its huge body on top of the suicide bombers' explosive devices," Larijani said.

On the same day, Khamanai said the differences between Iran and the US were far beyond differences of opinion.

"The Iranian people hate the US… [because of] the various plots the US government has hatched against Iran and the Iranian nation for the past five decades," Khamanai said.

The Supreme Leader added that any nation that would not honor Iran's identity and independence would have its "hands cut off."

Meanwhile, Iran and the United Arab Emirates (UAE) signed a Memorandum of Understanding on Wednesday to set up a joint UAE-Iran committee.

The MoU was signed during UAE Foreign Minster Sheikh 'Abdullah Bin Zayyid Al Nahyan's visit to Teheran.

"We shall push the relations toward a horizon that will serve the interests of the two peoples," Bin Zayyid told reporters after the signing ceremony.

The MoU may facilitate the setting up of a joint security organization between Iran and the Gulf Cooperation Council (GCC), of which the UAE is a member.

The GCC's secretary general, 'Abd A-Rahman Bin Hamad Al-'Atiyya, is currently holding a series of meetings with Iranian officials in Teheran.

324 astronmr20  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:20:19pm

re: #317 JacksonTn

Can I just say .... F*CK LUNTZ .... he just said he was going to do the group dial test thing on the first 100 days of Senator Government administration ... I did not like the guy before but now .....TOTAL ASS HE IS ....

so?

325 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:20:31pm

re: #305 yah

Is this a trick?

No. Goddess was obviously wanting to send me a LOLcat link, but it didn't get pasted into the Link dialog box while she was building the comment.

326 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:20:36pm

re: #264 pre-Boomer Marine brat

The link didn't get pasted in.

Take 2...

327 Jimmah  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:21:05pm

re: #299 Sharmuta

They seem to have got the message where I am. I actually had some candy today, but no guisers came(it's past midnbight now). An unusually quiet halloween here.

328 SurferDoc  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:21:22pm

OZYMANDIAS

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamp'd on these lifeless things,
The hand that mock'd them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains: round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

329 ErislDysnomia  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:21:40pm

re: #319 captwfcall

Spent all day trying to convince my brother to go vote. You'd think I was asking him to cure cancer or something. All he does is complain about the election and here i can't hardly get him to vote! darn!

Ask him if he supports a 250,000-member "civilian security force" run by Obama, with Ayers as a consultant.

330 spirochete  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:22:02pm

re: #152 Piglet-U93

I want one! Are you near Boston?

331 Cygnus  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:22:11pm

Is that Rosie's costume?

re: #75 Racer X

Happy Halloween!

NSFW

332 Noam Sayin'  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:22:13pm
VII

Mystic shadow, bending near me,
Who art thou?
Whence come ye?
And -- tell me -- is it fair
Or is the truth bitter as eaten fire?
Tell me!
Fear not that I should quaver.
For I dare -- I dare.
Then, tell me!

333 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:22:14pm

re: #317 JacksonTn

Can I just say .... F*CK LUNTZ .... he just said he was going to do the group dial test thing on the first 100 days of Senator Government administration ... I did not like the guy before but now .....TOTAL ASS HE IS ....

Seconded. I'd like to wrap that damn... err... well...

334 saberry0530  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:22:15pm

re: #323 HelloDare

Iran can send as many suicide bombers as they want. It's the homicide bombers that I worry about.

335 whiterasta  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:22:35pm

Ok. last week I had the nerve to point out that Colin Powell is a patriotic American and I was cursed roundly for my opinion.

I still think Powell is a patriotic American for the following reasons:

He is joining the winning side and that may not be a bad thing. The man is canny and obviously has great survival instincts.

He has vast experience in the dirty business known as international diplomacy.

Who would you rather be defense Secretary, Powell, or Bill Ayers?

336 Sharmuta  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:23:01pm

re: #327 Jimmah

I'm actually in a secured building, so the kids can't get in, so there's no point in buying candy.

That is....... until tomorrow when all the overstock goes on sale. ;)

337 redc1c4  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:23:10pm

re: #277 razorbacker

I know the short way to make them, but not the 'start from stratch' method.

Popcorn
Karo syrup with as much butter melted in it as your conscience will stand
Mix well, form into balls.

Mom used corn, sugar, water, butter, vanilla, and I-don't-know-what-all.

Being Halloween, I guess we could seance her up and ask.

popcorn balls recipes

help yourself!

338 Killgore Trout  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:23:23pm

re: #307 Jimmah

Yup. I don't think he personally monitors comments here that closely. People must email him whenever his name comes up.

339 Killer Tomato  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:23:25pm

re: #300 Slumbering Behemoth

That depends. How much beer ya got?

/And why can't we adults have a holiday where we go door to door getting free beer?
//I'm egging any house that hands out Pabst!

Couple years ago I was out taking my niece and nephew door to door - I'd wait at the bottom of the steps or the end of the walk. This one guy calls out to me "honey, don't you want any candy?" I said "I'm the adult". Took him a fraction of a second and he said "you want a beer?"
LOL

340 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:23:29pm

re: #293 goddessoftheclassroom

No, THIS is good Halloween music!

Only Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor, please!

341 Sharmuta  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:23:32pm

re: #335 whiterasta

0bama's not going to win.

342 yah  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:23:54pm

re: #308 Racer X

I offer them a choice of water or candy. 90% Want the water.

343 jcm  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:24:10pm

re: #323 HelloDare

Ali Khamanai repeat after me very slowly......
smokin' hole in the ground.

344 whiterasta  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:24:16pm

re: #341 Sharmuta

I hope you are right and I am wrong.

345 Intrepid  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:24:25pm

re: #213 Killer Tomato

God bless California Citizen Carol! Mac/Sarah are going to win this thing for Joe the Plumber, Tito the Builder and California Citizen Carol!

346 redc1c4  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:24:42pm

re: #302 dave in NC

Got plenty of ammo?

OPSEC. %-)

347 JacksonTn  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:24:47pm

re: #324 astronmr20

so?

So .... I am sick of people on tv who say they do not have a dog in the hunt saying the race if over ..... bullcrap .....

348 Tigger2005  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:24:48pm

Powell knows if McCain wins, he'll be forgiven for his perfidy. He would be persona non grata under an Obama administration if he didn't sell out now.

re: #335 whiterasta

Ok. last week I had the nerve to point out that Colin Powell is a patriotic American and I was cursed roundly for my opinion.

I still think Powell is a patriotic American for the following reasons:

He is joining the winning side and that may not be a bad thing. The man is canny and obviously has great survival instincts.

He has vast experience in the dirty business known as international diplomacy.

Who would you rather be defense Secretary, Powell, or Bill Ayers?

349 Racer X  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:24:54pm
350 Noam Sayin'  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:25:15pm

Heh. This one's [almost] prophetic.

IX

I stood upon a high place,
And saw, below, many devils
Running, leaping,
and carousing in sin.
[The] One looked up, grinning,
And said, "Comrade! Brother!"

351 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:25:16pm

re: #326 goddessoftheclassroom

Take 2...

YIKES!
And I have Toccata and Fugue in D Minor on the CD player too!

/bbib after I change my underwear

352 Cygnus  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:25:26pm

re: #128 hermeneutics

Obama has a "stuck-up" visage.

I heard somewhere that The One has a striking resemblance to an Easter Island statue. Smug expression and big ears.

353 LoFlyer  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:25:45pm

re: #312 Piglet-U93

You waiting on me or am I waiting on you?

I am waiting on you mate, the nic is blue, and I have been dealing with rug-rats and mates with computer problems...

354 Racer X  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:25:45pm

re: #342 yah

I offer them a choice of water or candy. 90% Want the water.

Awesome!

I thought I was the only one who did that.

355 Noam Sayin'  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:25:49pm

re: #349 Racer X

I f'ing hate that tune.

356 Slumbering Behemoth  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:25:53pm

re: #306 littleoldlady

EXCELLENT! :-) So is this.

I like this one.

357 HelloDare  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:26:05pm

re: #335 whiterasta

So if Collin Powell didn't endorse Obama, Barack would nominate Ayers? Did you forget a sarc tag?

358 outsidephilly  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:26:28pm

re: #337 redc1c4

popcorn balls recipes

help yourself!

THANK YOU!

359 mich-again  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:26:39pm

re: #352 Cygnus

I heard somewhere that The One has a striking resemblance to an Easter Island statue. Smug expression and big ears.

Or maybe Mr. Potato Head.

360 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:27:10pm

re: #335 whiterasta

Powell chose black, Powell chose socialism or worse, Powell chose wrong. He pissed away any cred he had left.

361 yah  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:27:10pm

re: #326 goddessoftheclassroom

Take 2...

OK - I won't soap your monitor.

362 IslandLibertarian  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:27:30pm
363 guzziguy  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:27:45pm

re: #268 Dublin(CA)Dude

I picked up a couple more boxes today, now have 1000 rounds at home, never can tell what an Obama regime could bring.

Beginner!

Seriously, congratulations.

364 Dr. Shalit  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:27:52pm

re: #5 zombie

How about:

I'm bitter . . . AND I VOTE!

Zombie -

DO NOT BE BITTER - Vote - WIN - and Live Well -- It Is The Ultimate Revenge!

-S-

365 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:28:15pm

re: #97 zombie

Zombie the Person is my new hero!

366 ErislDysnomia  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:28:16pm

re: #360 Kreuzueber Halbmond

Powell chose black, Powell chose socialism or worse, Powell chose wrong. He pissed away any cred he had left.

The best I can figure is maybe Powell figures he can prevent 0, if 0 wins, from doing REALLY stupid things.

That's the best I can figure.

367 spidly  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:28:17pm

I haven't been selfish before, but someone sticking a gun to my head and others' for more national ponzi schemes gets me feeling like clinging to my religion, guns and my money. going to be hiding funds in any tax shelter I can find. 2K in charity last year, which I am not able to deduct is goin' somewhere else this coming year.

I was part of a small business startup a few years back - 1 silent owner, owner/salesman, 1 autocad/estimator, 1secretary/accts rec, and me fabricator/foreman of myself and 5% off the books owner.
500K in first 6 months, 1 million in the 2nd 6 months and up to 8 guys in the shop. But we barely made payroll most of the time and you bet quarterlies were a massive kick in the nuts for the owners of a small s-corp with our on the book profits - basically eliminated what little there was. so great lets jack that up.

re: #238 Sharmuta

I'm not giving out any candy this year. But I'm not sure if I'm being selfish or if I've redistributed the wealth to my own sweet-tooth.

Thought about not handing out candy the little Obamanoids....maybe I'll give it out like Robin Hood in "Time Bandits" - there you go... WHACK!

368 Cygnus  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:28:17pm

re: #163 astronmr20

Absolutely

Me too. Of course, here in the Northwest you have to peek between the clouds.

369 LoFlyer  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:28:22pm

re: #361 yah

OK - I won't soap your monitor.

Soap? toilet paper is much better mate!

370 astronmr20  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:28:35pm
371 Noam Sayin'  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:28:44pm

Powell was just taking a dump on Bush. As late as it came, it was a safe endorsement for him to make.

372 BBEV  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:28:46pm

re: #336 Sharmuta

I'm actually in a secured building, so the kids can't get in, so there's no point in buying candy.

That is....... until tomorrow when all the overstock goes on sale. ;)

I remember those days when ex-girlfriends could not get past the guard, those were the days.

373 littleoldlady  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:28:58pm

re: #356 Slumbering Behemoth

I like this one.

Slumbering! :-)

Nice!

374 Jimmah  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:29:15pm

Totentanz.

Proper halloween music.

375 redc1c4  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:29:22pm

re: #339 Killer Tomato

Couple years ago I was out taking my niece and nephew door to door - I'd wait at the bottom of the steps or the end of the walk. This one guy calls out to me "honey, don't you want any candy?" I said "I'm the adult". Took him a fraction of a second and he said "you want a beer?"
LOL

i've tried to get the neighbors to play trick or drink, but they just look at me funny...... %-)

376 razorbacker  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:29:22pm

re: #352 Cygnus

I heard somewhere that The One has a striking resemblance to an Easter Island statue. Smug expression and big ears.

Nope. There was a fellow ran Italy during WWII, though. Mussolini (sp?) Il Duce. He'd let out the most astounding line of clap-trap, shut his pizza hole, jut out his jaw and stare up and to the right.

Obama has him nailed. I'm going looking for the pics.

But he made the trains run on time, I'm told. So he had that going for him.

377 Cygnus  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:30:01pm

re: #187 callahan23

I'd say they are rather from Venus.

Or Uranus.

378 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:30:11pm

re: #273 Noam Sayin'

I'm hiding in my basement.

Last year was just atrocious. I went through about $100 in candy in a little over 90 minutes.

And they kept coming for quite a while afterwards - far more children than I know exist in the surrounding neighborhoods.

I turn off the porch light when I see cars drop of loads of kids.

The funniest part about Halloween is an hour after the little kids are done, stoned teenagers with pillowcases and no costumes start making the rounds.

379 jcm  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:30:17pm

re: #360 Kreuzueber Halbmond

Powell chose black, Powell chose socialism or worse, Powell chose wrong. He pissed away any cred he had left.

Not only that he back stabbed McCain. McCain has been courting Powell for years, it was McCain who recommended Micheal Powell for the FCC. To rub salt in the wound Powell deliberately delayed his announcement till late, for maximum influence.

380 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:30:21pm

re: #369 LoFlyer

Soap? toilet paper is much better mate!

Both, for you.
Pirates tend to stink up the room.

/running like hell

381 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:30:25pm

re: #366 ErislDysnomia

The best I can figure is maybe Powell figures he can prevent 0, if 0 wins, from doing REALLY stupid things.

That's the best I can figure.

Yes, he could be his brotha's keeper.

382 Sharmuta  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:30:43pm

re: #344 whiterasta

Do you watch msnbc, by chance?

383 redc1c4  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:30:49pm

re: #358 outsidephilly

THANK YOU!

lots to chose from: there a 3 separate links there, two with multiple recipes.

try'em all and get back to us....... if you can. %-)

384 whiterasta  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:31:32pm

re: #357 HelloDare

Not at all. I'm saying that at least there is Powell with his experience available.

Can you imagine the amatueres and clowns who are going to be appointed to cabinet in an Obama Administration?

At least Powell is Pro American.

385 Cygnus  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:31:34pm

re: #192 LoFlyer

Arrr mate, I own a 10 inch dob and tonight would be good night to use it!

Dress up as some sci-fi character and do a Trick or Treat star party! The kids would love it. Jupiter is lookin' good these days.

386 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:31:44pm

re: #380 pre-Boomer Marine brat

2nd Best Halloween Kitteh

387 FrogMarch  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:32:30pm

My neighbor's pumpkin is carved with the Obama symbol.

BARF!

388 hazzyday  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:32:31pm

re: #65 Charles

I notice that Gates of Vienna and Brussels Journal are back in the blogroll at Jihad Watch.

That would be disappointing. I remember Brussels Journal folks as purveyors of ugly ad hominem attacks. A snotty bunch lacking values of discourse. They do represent a facsist ilk. I now remember Gates of Vienna as a repository of active racists. It would be sad to find that Medaura is right after all.

389 Noam Sayin'  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:32:38pm

I think I'm going to go track and kill my own bottle of wine.

BBL

390 LoFlyer  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:32:54pm

re: #380 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Both, for you.
Pirates tend to stink up the room.

/running like hell

Haar, 'ye scurvy bilge-rat!
/reaching for 12 gage, and think twice. Do I really want to blow 'me laptop to hell?

391 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:33:34pm

re: #374 Jimmah

Totentanz.

Proper halloween music.

Good!

392 ErislDysnomia  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:33:51pm

re: #352 Cygnus

I heard somewhere that The One has a striking resemblance to an Easter Island statue.

Ap0phis! Ap0phis!

393 Piglet-U93  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:34:27pm

re: #330 spirochete

I want one! Are you near Boston?

Nope, Atlanta, GA

394 LoFlyer  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:34:34pm

re: #385 Cygnus

Dress up as some sci-fi character and do a Trick or Treat star party! The kids would love it. Jupiter is lookin' good these days.


I put on an patch and give 'em 'me pirate speel! Kids and parants love it! I might have to crank up the scope later on!

395 Killer Tomato  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:34:35pm

re: #387 FrogMarch

My neighbor's pumpkin is carved with the Obama symbol.

BARF!

Does it look something like a bullseye? Be a shame if it got hit with a flaming arrow...

396 Slumbering Behemoth  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:34:41pm

Well, since I don't think it's likely that I can get free beer by going door to door, I am gonna go out and buy my own.

Besides, I don't have a costume.
/the first person to make a rubber-band joke is getting egged

Happy Halloween, Lizards!

397 BlueCanuck  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:34:51pm

re: #340 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Only Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor, please!

Here you go. Your wish is my command.

/us mutts must stick together.

398 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:34:53pm

re: #386 goddessoftheclassroom

2nd Best Halloween Kitteh

I'm NOT going to click that link. Instead, I'm going to get a shotgun and blow the living **** out of the monitor!

399 The Shadow Do  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:34:58pm

re: #335 whiterasta

Ok. last week I had the nerve to point out that Colin Powell is a patriotic American and I was cursed roundly for my opinion.

I still think Powell is a patriotic American for the following reasons:

He is joining the winning side and that may not be a bad thing. The man is canny and obviously has great survival instincts.

He has vast experience in the dirty business known as international diplomacy.

Who would you rather be defense Secretary, Powell, or Bill Ayers?

Are you really arguing that being "canny" and a "survivor" is to be respected, or even honored with the Patriot title? Doing the "dirty business of international diplomacy" (read, roll with it) is somehow a testament to his patriotism? You really do dishonor to those who do have principals.

As for the Ayers comparative that is just a silly straw man and you know it.

It is clear, at least to me, that Powell has thrown in where he sees he is personally best served. I don't think it is race. I do think it is petty revenge.

I am left with none, zero, zilch respect for this man.

400 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:35:15pm

re: #379 jcm

Not only that he back stabbed McCain. McCain has been courting Powell for years, it was McCain who recommended Micheal Powell for the FCC. To rub salt in the wound Powell deliberately delayed his announcement till late, for maximum influence.

Always thought Colon was a strange bird.

401 Killgore Trout  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:35:27pm

re: #372 BBEV

Did your wife ever start the indoor garden? Mine's doing great. I had my first harvest of basil today. I made about a pint of homemade pesto and I'm guessing I can do that every 4-5 weeks. My tomatoes are just starting to sprout. Snowpeas and pablano peppers are doing well too. The Malabar spinach loves the lights and I'm getting 2-3 salads a week.

402 spidly  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:35:49pm

re: #376 razorbacker

Nope. There was a fellow ran Italy during WWII, though. Mussolini (sp?) Il Duce. He'd let out the most astounding line of clap-trap, shut his pizza hole, jut out his jaw and stare up and to the right.

Obama has him nailed. I'm going looking for the pics.

But he made the trains run on time, I'm told. So he had that going for him.

big fan of public/private partnerships too. Had to make sure the evil capitalists served the people

403 FrogMarch  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:35:50pm

re: #2 zombie

Selfish and bitter. AND PROUD!

Damn right.

404 ErislDysnomia  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:35:51pm

re: #385 Cygnus

Dress up as some sci-fi character and do a Trick or Treat star party! The kids would love it. Jupiter is lookin' good these days.

Nomad.

405 jcm  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:35:58pm

re: #387 FrogMarch

My neighbor's pumpkin is carved with the Obama symbol.

BARF!

Easily solved......

406 Jimmah  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:36:02pm

re: #391 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Good!

Cheers! Here's part two.

407 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:36:09pm

re: #386 goddessoftheclassroom

2nd Best Halloween Kitteh

ROFL!
That's gotta be one mild-mannered cat, to put up with that.

408 tackle  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:36:12pm

re: #378 Who Watches the Watchmen?
I turn off the porch light when I see cars drop of loads of kids.

That happens in my parents neighborhood. Parents haul their kids up to neighborhoods where they can get the good candy.
That wouldn't be "selfish" would it? /

409 Killer Tomato  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:36:13pm

re: #330 spirochete

I want one! Are you near Boston?

We've got them up here. Drive on up. There's a McCain HQ just over the border in Nashua.

410 Cygnus  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:36:42pm

re: #237 Tigger2005

You were shaving at such a young age? I bet you were the envy of the locker room.

He didn't say that he was shaving his face.

412 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:37:29pm

re: #390 LoFlyer

Haar, 'ye scurvy bilge-rat!
/reaching for 12 gage, and think twice. Do I really want to blow 'me laptop to hell?

*yelling loudly into the broadband modem*
FIRE!

413 NomadOfNorad  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:37:52pm

re: #404 ErislDysnomia

Nomad.

You want him to dress up as ME? I'm honored! :D :D :D :D

414 spirochete  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:37:57pm

re: #409 Killer Tomato

Is there a place in Newton I could get one?

415 whiterasta  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:38:53pm

re: #399 The Shadow Do

Yes you make some good arguments. I',m not a good debater, but I do think Powell is at least pro American which is a lot better than than the rest of The One's team.

416 Dr. Shalit  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:39:03pm

re: #384 whiterasta

w-rasta -

In the possible - UNFORTUNATE - event that Sen. Obama wins - let him put together his OWN cabinet - Make His Own Mistakes - and be "JUDGED" accordingly. That is all.

-S-

417 goddessoftheclassroom  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:39:06pm

re: #407 pre-Boomer Marine brat

ROFL!
That's gotta be one mild-mannered cat, to put up with that.

BESTEST Halloween Kitteh!

418 redc1c4  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:39:17pm

re: #381 Kreuzueber Halbmond

Yes, he could be his brotha's keeper.

or he could be just another shameless opportunist and political hack that used to be a decent company level Infantry officer.......

419 bombay311  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:39:32pm

I cant believe this hack is my secy of state
[Link: www.cleveland.com...]

420 Charles  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:39:37pm

re: #205 Killgore Trout

They also pointed out that "the Brussels Journal is never critical towards the Jew" and went on to complain that "multiculturalism stops when the Jew is down and out.

Not that it matters, but when I was still bothering to check Brussels Journal, I saw some extremely hateful antisemitism at the site.

I guess Robert has chosen his side.

I'm sad that it's come to this.

421 Cygnus  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:39:45pm

re: #269 LoFlyer

Amatuer mate! But its a lot of fun to take along the scope when camping in dark spots!

Totally fun! Years ago, I got to see the Veil Nebula through a dinky little Astroscan. Both arcs - very cool!

422 ErislDysnomia  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:39:54pm

re: #411 razorbacker

Il Duce in happier times (second photo)


Il Duce in happier times for the rest of us (scroll down, not for the squeamish or faint of heart)

Alessandra Mussolini (born December 30, 1962) is an Italian conservative politician, previously an actress and model. She is the leader and founder of the national conservative political party Social Action; since 2003 Mussolini has also been a Member of the European Parliament.

Amazing.

423 x-wing  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:40:00pm

re: #386 goddessoftheclassroom

2nd Best Halloween Kitteh

Would you please feed that poor cat, it's all....bones ;>}

/

424 BlueCanuck  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:40:05pm

re: #386 goddessoftheclassroom

2nd Best Halloween Kitteh

Nope, this is even better. :)

425 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:40:08pm

re: #411 razorbacker

Il Duce in happier times (second photo)


Il Duce in happier times for the rest of us (scroll down, not for the squeamish or faint of heart)

Yeah, with his mistresses' skirt tied up around her knees.
There once was a time when decency really meant something.

426 spidly  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:41:14pm

re: #399 The Shadow Do

Are you really arguing that being "canny" and a "survivor" is to be respected, or even honored with the Patriot title? Doing the "dirty business of international diplomacy" (read, roll with it) is somehow a testament to his patriotism? You really do dishonor to those who do have principals.

As for the Ayers comparative that is just a silly straw man and you know it.

It is clear, at least to me, that Powell has thrown in where he sees he is personally best served. I don't think it is race. I do think it is petty revenge.

I am left with none, zero, zilch respect for this man.

Some of us lost their taste for him, oh, 12 years ago

427 jcm  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:41:22pm

re: #419 bombay311

I cant believe this hack is my secy of state
[Link: www.cleveland.com...]

WTF? They keep the database on a 386 with 768Mb of RAM?

428 FrogMarch  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:41:25pm

re: #395 Killer Tomato

Does it look something like a bullseye? Be a shame if it got hit with a flaming arrow...

ha! It does look like a bullseye.
I'm just so sick of the cult like adoration. This man is going to screw us over to the sound of applause.

429 Sarge1984  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:42:13pm

Glass of dead Hamilton wine, no nose miners knocking at the door, and too lazy to read all 400+ comments...and been too long since I visited.

What's the magic drinking word for this spooky FNDT?

430 FrogMarch  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:42:15pm

re: #405 jcm

Easily solved......

I love American ingenuity!

431 Jimmah  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:42:17pm
432 nightlight  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:42:20pm

hmm... I wonder if Obama ran to Ayer's house to get away from the photographers?

Obama then crossed the street with Sasha. At least one video cameraman who was not part of Obama's traveling press corps followed him for a while. Obama grew visibly irritated.

He and his daughter then began jogging, and even running, to get away from the media.

They ended up out of sight at a friend's house, where they were headed all along...

[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

433 Walter L. Newton  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:42:39pm

re: #422 ErislDysnomia

Alessandra Mussolini (born December 30, 1962) is an Italian conservative politician, previously an actress and model. She is the leader and founder of the national conservative political party Social Action; since 2003 Mussolini has also been a Member of the European Parliament.

Amazing.

And here she is too. Not safe for work.

[Link: img0.liveinternet.ru...]

434 ErislDysnomia  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:43:00pm

re: #427 jcm

WTF? They keep the database on a 386 with 768Mb of RAM?

It's those darn IT people the Dems hire. That's all they know how to use.

435 Sarge1984  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:43:40pm

re: #423 x-wing

Love your avatar. Fond memories of the patch over the heart.

436 ErislDysnomia  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:43:43pm

re: #433 Walter L. Newton

And here she is too. Not safe for work.

[Link: img0.liveinternet.ru...]

Granddad must be rolling in his grave....

437 FrogMarch  Fri, Oct 31, 2008 5:44:28pm

Now my neighbor is