The great all seeing orb

Looks weird

Whoops. You lose-deletion pending ;-)>

Dude! Like...Dude!

I know it's a semi-open thread, but rules is rules.

Nice bong.

#1

Can't pass up the opportunity to laugh at your impending deletion

re: #5 Pshawalaw

happy birthday. you are deleted.

Why?

why yes, it is spherical.

I turned 40 today

yuck

re: #7 Charles

I know it's a semi-open thread, but rules is rules.

and on his birthday too. how heartless.

Someone posted this in the previous thread, but it deserves wider exposure: Steele Likely to Seek RNC Leadership.

I'm down with that.

re: #6 joncelli

Dude! Like...Dude!

You tried to tell him

I must reread the rules I suppose.

re: #14 shug

I turned 40 today

yuck

happy birthday. enjoy your 40s. I did

re: #7 Charles

I know it's a semi-open thread, but rules is rules.

"A toll is a toll
And a roll is a roll
And if I don't get my tolls
Then I don't get no rolls.

Made that up myself."

-Little John, Robin Hood (Men in Tights)

re: #16 doppelganglander

Someone posted this in the previous thread, but it deserves wider exposure: Steele Likely to Seek RNC Leadership.

I'm down with that.

me too. so far i like that guy

re: #12 Pshawalaw

Iron law of firsties: Say you're first in the first comment, get deleted. (Charles's house, Charles's rules.)

re: #14 shug

I turned 40 today

yuck

Death is nearer for you. Enjoy!///

Spherical, eh? What comes around--how true.

re: #15 Eowyn2

and on his birthday too. how heartless.

On your birthday, you should get one rule-free post.

;-)

I'm off to see the new Clint movie "Changeling".
Full report later.

re: #14 shug

I turned 40 today

yuck

Happy birthday! I turned 46 two weeks ago. It's really not so bad.

re: #5 Pshawalaw

How about that, first in, and its my birthday, what a swell gift.

Happy Birthday. Happy Deletion. ;-(>

re: #18 Pshawalaw

Rules? There ain't no rules in a knife fight!///

re: #18 Pshawalaw

If you say you are first? You will be last.

So what does everybody thinK about Obama's loudmouth minions? Think its on purpose, or think he has employed idiots who can not be trusted.

.
.
.
or both?

re: #21 Eowyn2

me too. so far i like that guy

There are a lot of capable republicans. Just that most of them are not in office.

40 is the new 20

re: #22 joncelli

Iron law of firsties: Say you're first in the first comment, get deleted. (Charles's house, Charles's rules.)

I did not know that, I recall others saying they were first, I must not have noticed the deletion later.

re: #29 buzzsawmonkey

You blowhard.

re: #28 Iron Fist

How does it feel to be over the hill?

Oh, we know things you won't know for years.

And by then, we'll know all new things.

nah nah nah nah

re: #26 doppelganglander

Happy birthday! I turned 46 two weeks ago. It's really not so bad.

From the perspective of being 54-46 looks pretty damn good., lol

re: #20 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

"A toll is a toll
And a roll is a roll
And if I don't get my tolls
Then I don't get no rolls.

Made that up myself."

-Little John, Robin Hood (Men in Tights)

"Blinkin, what are you doing up there"
"I'm guessing, I guesss nobodys coming"

If you have the dvd version, watch all of the credits and the "thanks to". At almost the very end, comes the line "and absolutely no thanks to Bill Clinton." I saw that in the theater when it came out and my boyfriend and I almost rolled on the floor.

re: #29 buzzsawmonkey

Whoever's making that thing in the pic is a glass act.

I knew you'd get around to it.

re: #33 shug

Tell that to my knees.

re: #27 Outrider

Happy Birthday. Happy Deletion. ;-(>

Welcome to Logan's Run. Renew!

re: #5 Pshawalaw

happy birthday

Happy birthday to the both of you!
Sto ljet, as they say in Poland: a hundred years!

(No, I'm not Polish ...)

re: #21 Eowyn2

me too. so far i like that guy

I thought this part was interesting:

Meanwhile, Steele is said to be hoping that his entry into the race will scare off other hopefuls, including current RNC chairman Mike Duncan.

Others vying for the post include Chip Saltsman, who chaired Mike Huckabee's presidential campaign.

Mike who? That could explain some of the recent lackluster performance of the party. It seems to me the head of the RNC should have a higher profile. And anyone associated with the Huckabee campaign has no business in leadership, IMO.

Dumbledore: Harry, pay close attention to my words and concentrate, as you watch the powerful magical sphere.
Harry: Ooooh, pretty, pretty ball!
D: HARRY! It's not pretty, it contains powerful magic that will help you defeat Voldemort!
H: It's shiny, and it has swirly green and pink and gold and magenta - can I hold it and play with it?
D: (exasperated) Screw this, where's Hermione?

:-)

re: #43 Eowyn2

happy birthday

Thanks, 55 today, the double nickel, the old speed limit.

Can we taunt this sphere?

re: #38 Eowyn2

"No, I didn't say 'Abe Lincoln'. I said 'Hey Blinkin'."

Charles,
Nice photographic composition. Nice form on taking the photo. Hands in proper location too. What kind of camera were you using? Can't quite make that out in the reflection on the orb.

What I wanna know - is that Charles, vaguely visible in the orb/sphere, taking the photo?

re: #48 Silhouette

Can we taunt this sphere?

I wouldn't. Looks like that thingy from "Heavy Metal". Oh God, talk about misspent youth.

re: #47 Pshawalaw

Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Pain and sorrow fill the air
Lots of candles everywhere
It's your birthday
Happy birthday
You are going to die.

re: #44 yma o hyd

Happy birthday to the both of you!
Sto ljet, as they say in Poland: a hundred years!

(No, I'm not Polish ...)

Not if Biden has anything to do with it:

Poland president: Biden says no missile decision

re: #31 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

If you say you are first? You will be last.

So what does everybody thinK about Obama's loudmouth minions? Think its on purpose, or think he has employed idiots who can not be trusted.
or both?

tough call. Was it Obama's keen intellect which won him the white house or was it the chicago machine and he is just a cog. My money is on cog and as such, does what the machine says.

re: #50 Iron Fist

I turn 40 in June. I can honestly say I never expected to live this long.

Email me around that time and I'll take you to lunch for your birthday.

re: #52 yma o hyd

What I wanna know - is that Charles, vaguely visible in the orb/sphere, taking the photo?

Must be - except for the very tippy top of his head and one arm, the rest is green.

re: #37 Outrider

From the perspective of being 54-46 looks pretty damn good., lol

Ha! I was a bit sad about being outside the 18-45 demographic coveted by television advertisers. Most of the stuff I watch seems to be sponsored by AARP, the Scooter Store, and various denture creams (none of which I need). I'm hip, really, I swear!

re: #50 Iron Fist

I turn 40 in June. I can honestly say I never expected to live this long.

You ain't there yet. Lots of potential nastiness is out there. So, live every day as if it were going to be your last. One day, you're sure to be right.

re: #50 Iron Fist

I turn 40 in June. I can honestly say I never expected to live this long.

Know what you mean - I was amazed to actually see in the new millenium. Never thought I'd live that long either ...

re: #45 doppelganglander

Mike who? That could explain some of the recent lackluster performance of the party. It seems to me the head of the RNC should have a higher profile. And anyone associated with the Huckabee campaign has no business in leadership, IMO.

the only duncan I know is Duncan Hunter.

STEELE ! STEELE! STEELE! !
Listen, this is one of the best people we have in the GOP today.
(Unfortunately, he CAN'T be a governor or senator because he is from DEMaryland.)

re: #52 yma o hyd

What I wanna know - is that Charles, vaguely visible in the orb/sphere, taking the photo?

It is either a naked woman, a space alien, or Cheney's hand holding a fishing rod.

/old reference

re: #52 yma o hyd

What I wanna know - is that Charles, vaguely visible in the orb/sphere, taking the photo?

Life? The Universe? Everything?

Did you effing READ THIS, lizards?

OMGWTFBBQ!

/

re: #66 Irish Rose

Hiya Rose! Purrr

re: #54 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Well, that was perky!

re: #49 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

"No, I didn't say 'Abe Lincoln'. I said 'Hey Blinkin'."

"Fagallas"

I turned 41 last month. On Halloween I was talking with a 42 year old about Dio (as in Ronnie James) and she asked me how a 28'er knew so much about him. ;-> I'm the man in the Silver mountain.

re: #63 wolfie

STEELE ! STEELE! STEELE! !
Listen, this is one of the best people we have in the GOP today.
(Unfortunately, he CAN'T be a governor or senator because he is from DEMaryland.)

Great. We have a commie as president-elect and now we want a man whose name in Russian is "Stalin" to run the GOP. Got any more warm n'fuzzies for me?

re: #66 Irish Rose

We knew the Big O had no class, this is just confirmation.

re: #66 Irish Rose

Did you effing READ THIS, lizards?

OMGWTFBBQ!

/

Yep...at least I did. First damn thing I said when I got here too!

re: #68 wolfie

Well, that was perky!

Oh, it's more depressing when it is sung.

re: #67 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Hiya, FBV ;).

re: #53 calcajun

I wouldn't. Looks like that thingy from "Heavy Metal". Oh God, talk about misspent youth.

re: #55 Ben Hur

Not if Biden has anything to do with it:

Poland president: Biden says no missile decision

Ah.
Well ...
Any bets that B0/Biden will be screaming for even more missile defences everywhere once the content of the CIA and NSA briefings have started to sink in?

"Senator Obama may not be familiar with a long-standing tradition of presidents holding their private conversations, private," a senior adviser explained to the DRUDGE REPORT.

Obama may not be familiar with anything which could be construed as classy. imo.

re: #74 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

FBV, maybe you were a beat poet in a previous life.

re: #66 Irish Rose

My 78 was a reply to your article.

Take 92 minutes and enjoy yourself!
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re: #14 shug

I turned 40 today

yuck

Happy Birthday...have a great day, shug!

I actually enjoyed my 40's.

re: #48 Silhouette

Can we taunt this sphere?

hahahhahahahhaahhaaa

So who do you think ran to the Times and the AP with this confidential information to get it out before press time?

Anonymous aides?
Michelle?
The President-elect himself?

re: #58 Intrepid

Must be - except for the very tippy top of his head and one arm, the rest is green.

Good call!
Why didn't I think of that meself, sigh ...

re: #62 Eowyn2

{Duncon Hunter}

I see the stick came out early in this thread.

Couple arrested for 'having sex' on crowded train

[Link: www.dailymail.co.uk...]

And this ocured on the VIRGIN intercity train. I don't think so?

re: #66 Irish Rose

Did you effing READ THIS, lizards?

OMGWTFBBQ!

/

Just for that, I'd be tempted to remove all the "O's" from the keyboards if I were president.

re: #71 calcajun

Great. We have a commie as president-elect and now we want a man whose name in Russian is "Stalin" to run the GOP. Got any more warm n'fuzzies for me?

No, that would be Staline, which means, I dunno. Stalin was a nom-de-guerre as his real name is Josef Larionivich or Jones or something. His ruthlessness put his nemeses (no Godwin here) to shame, although too bad we couldn't have nuked 'em both somewhere on the dusty steppe. Thanks for propping him up, FDR.

re: #89 MandyManners

Just for that, I'd be tempted to remove all the "O's" from the keyboards if I were president.

Put '0's on all of them.

re: #79 joncelli

Didn't make it up or anything. Here it is in full (at least all I've heard)

THE BIRTHDAY DIRGE

Now you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
They say that cancer's caused by beer
Death, destruction, and despair
People dying everywhere
Typhoid, plague and polio
Coffins lined up in a row
Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
Long ago your hair turned grey
Now it's falling out, they say
Birthdays come but once a year
Marking time as Death draws near
Pain, sorrow and despair
People dying everywhere
Oh - Happy Birthday

re: #54 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

For the Emo birthday party?

re: #64 Silhouette

It is either a naked woman, a space alien, or Cheney's hand holding a fishing rod.

/old reference

Wow - I remember that Cheney thingie!
Was only reading, wasn't a Lizard, but that was a-ma-zing!

The msm isn't stopping their obsequious fawning over Obama. Time Magazine is comparing him to Jesus.

Can this get any more ridiculous?

I'm going to be sick

re: #16 doppelganglander

Someone posted this in the previous thread, but it deserves wider exposure: Steele Likely to Seek RNC Leadership.

I'm down with that.

I would prefer Newt, but Steele would be a close second.

re: #91 bosforus

Put '0's on all of them.

Nah, put an umlauted :O in there. Actually, why not just install cyrilic keyboards?

re: #95 ladycatnip

The msm isn't stopping their obsequious fawning over Obama. Time Magazine is comparing him to Jesus.

Can this get any more ridiculous?

/self-deleted

re: #82 jorline

Hey jorline - how you doing today? Cold and grey here, but otherwise doing well.

re: #90 SFGoth

No, that would be Staline...

Ain't that the stuff you use to clean contact lenses?

re: #95 ladycatnip

Do you remember the sory of the antichrist?

re: #65 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Life? The Universe? Everything?

Ah - Intrepid solved this riddle ...

re: #98 SFGoth

Nah, put an umlauted :O in there. Actually, why not just install cyrilic keyboards?

Switch 'em all to Dvorak.

re: #14 shug

I turned 40 today

yuck

I turned 42 today.

Yuck².

re: #77 yma o hyd

Ah.
Well ...
Any bets that B0/Biden will be screaming for even more missile defences everywhere once the content of the CIA and NSA briefings have started to sink in?

At least 4 years of Barry turning to Biden asking, "You knew about all this?!?"

re: #90 SFGoth

No, that would be Staline, which means, I dunno. Stalin was a nom-de-guerre as his real name is Josef Larionivich or Jones or something. His ruthlessness put his nemeses (no Godwin here) to shame, although too bad we couldn't have nuked 'em both somewhere on the dusty steppe. Thanks for propping him up, FDR.

Jughashvili

re: #87 jorline

I see the stick came out early in this thread.

Variation of a very early number

re: #91 bosforus

Put '0's on all of them.

I like your style.

Maybe switch them.

re: #95 ladycatnip

The msm isn't stopping their obsequious fawning over Obama. Time Magazine is comparing him to Jesus.

Can this get any more ridiculous?

Are they really. Well, if he keeps up his indiscretions, he might end up a lot like Jesus--metaphorically speaking. Let's see if he can come back from the politically dead.

avatar test

re: #107 MandyManners

Jughashvili

Yeah, that sounds Georgian.

re: #107 MandyManners

Jughashvili

Gesundheit.

re: #105 gop_patriot

Wow. Big lizard birthday bash going on.

What the hell happened 9 months ago? Valentines Day perhaps? Hmmm?

re: #66 Irish Rose

yes

re: #111 Creeping Eruption

nice

re: #113 calcajun

Gesundheit.

I was thinking Archievili's and Veronicavili's friend.

re: #111 Creeping Eruption

avatar test

Lizard coming through loud and clear

re: #111 Creeping Eruption

avatar test

Nice. I can't see the lizard, though.///

re: #95 ladycatnip

If it weren't so scary it would be funny. What, exactly, do they think this guy is going to/able to do?

re: #116 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Thanks. Took that one in AZ. A few feet down the trail was a Gila Monster sitting in the shade. My pics of that did not turn out so well.

#102 NYCHardhat

re: #95 ladycatnip

Do you remember the story of the antichrist?

When he starts performing miracles, then that would be him.

re: #114 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Wow. Big lizard birthday bash going on.

What the hell happened 9 months ago? Valentines Day perhaps? Hmmm?

Groundhog's Day.

Or maybe it is just cooold in February!

re: #106 Ben Hur

At least 4 years of Barry turning to Biden asking, "You knew about all this?!?"

Wait til they take him down below Area 51...

Just kidding (I think)

Ok, I give. What is that thing anyway, some sort of a tool to handle hot glass?

re: #64 Silhouette

It is either a naked woman, a space alien, or Cheney's hand holding a fishing rod.

/old reference

Do not taunt the happy fishing rod photo.

re: #95 ladycatnip

The msm isn't stopping their obsequious fawning over Obama. Time Magazine is comparing him to Jesus.

Can this get any more ridiculous?

Well, the TIMES/London cartoonist is seeing the ridiculous side ofi t, all right!

re: #51 lawhawk

Charles,
Nice photographic composition. Nice form on taking the photo. Hands in proper location too. What kind of camera were you using? Can't quite make that out in the reflection on the orb.

It's my early Christmas present to myself: [Link: www.amazon.com...]

re: #100 midwestgak

Hey jorline - how you doing today? Cold and grey here, but otherwise doing well.

{gak}

All is well here...high of 85 degrees today...lol

re: #122 ladycatnip

#102 NYCHardhat

When he starts performing miracles, then that would be him.

um, aren't they deceptions as opposed to actual miracles?

re: #126 debutaunt

Extra points for multiple references.

re: #110 calcajun

Are they really. Well, if he keeps up his indiscretions, he might end up a lot like Jesus--metaphorically speaking. Let's see if he can come back from the politically dead.

What we were once respectable news orgs have turned to dime store tabloid trash...this is the swing away from Bush as the Worst Living Human Ever.

You, it is kinda funny to think of using the theme song from "The Jeffersons" as the music for the inaugural parade. In fact, Biden would make a good Harry Bentley.

re: #105 gop_patriot

I turned 42 today.

Yuck².

Happy Birthday gop!

re: #106 Ben Hur

At least 4 years of Barry turning to Biden asking, "You knew about all this?!?"

And, giving that his aides are so into leaking, we'll get to hear about it straightaway!

re: #124 JohnAdams

Wait til they take him down below Area 51...

Just kidding (I think)

But will it be the same Barry that comes back up? Think about it.

re: #105 gop_patriot

I turned 42 today.

Yuck².

Another birthday lizard! Much happiness to you!

re: #133 calcajun

You, it is kinda funny to think of using the theme song from "The Jeffersons" as the music for the inaugural parade. In fact, Biden would make a good Harry Bentley.

Was he the white guy who was married to wizzie's friend?

re: #133 calcajun

More like Ralph the Doorman if you ask me. Hand out...waiting for your money...

I read Gitmo, that "Terror Prison" according to The One, is going to closes just as soon as he can. Fair trials for all interred (unless they are set free, of course) I guess the US taxpayer will fund this as well?

No sarc

re: #130 midwestgak

I believe the story starts something like this...He arrived out of nowhere to copious amounts of adoration...Sound familiar?

re: #86 midwestgak

{Duncon Hunter}

really? I didnt know. I never noticed.

re: #138 Nevergiveup

Was he the white guy who was married to wizzie's friend?

Nope, the doddering Brit neighbor.

re: #111 Creeping Eruption

avatar test

Nice!
Did you take that photo?

re: #138 Nevergiveup

Who the heck is Wizzie?

re: #114 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Wow. Big lizard birthday bash going on.

What the hell happened 9 months ago? Valentines Day perhaps? Hmmm?

LOL!

/cut it out, them's my parents you're talking about eewww

re: #144 yma o hyd

Thanks. I did. Hiking in Arizona.

re: #140 A Kiwi Infidel

Yes we will!

re: #140 A Kiwi Infidel

I read Gitmo, that "Terror Prison" according to The One, is going to closes just as soon as he can. Fair trials for all interred (unless they are set free, of course) I guess the US taxpayer will fund this as well?

No sarc

Most of these swell fellows will be let go since the information needed to convict them could never be made public.

re: #134 jorline

Happy Birthday gop!

Thank You! :)

re: #133 calcajun

You, it is kinda funny to think of using the theme song from "The Jeffersons" as the music for the inaugural parade. In fact, Biden would make a good Harry Bentley.

I can totally see WAB as Mother Jefferson--they each have an excellent CBF.

re: #140 A Kiwi Infidel

Oh yeah. Not only that, the trials will take place in the US court system, thus clogging up the works even more than they already are. Change!

re: #96 NYCHardhat

I'm going to be sick

Wow. It's back to the mattresses - or the Swiss numbered accounts.

re: #133 calcajun

You, it is kinda funny to think of using the theme song from "The Jeffersons" as the music for the inaugural parade. In fact, Biden would make a good Harry Bentley.

I'm not even gonna ask if you saw what I think you saw...I sure didn't.

re: #138 Nevergiveup

Was he the white guy who was married to wizzie's friend?

That was Tom Willis.

re: #146 gop_patriot

LOL!

/cut it out, them's my parents you're talking about eewww

(calm down. they did the nasty! you can be proud of them. now...think of it at dinner tonight)

YOU. ARE. WELCOME.

re: #145 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Who the heck is Wizzie?

Wasn't that Jefferson's wife?

re: #139 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

More like Ralph the Doorman if you ask me. Hand out...waiting for your money...

Ooooh. Spot on.

re: #141 NYCHardhat

I believe the story starts something like this...He arrived out of nowhere to copious amounts of adoration...Sound familiar?

Yeah. It took the Jewish elders only a week to solve their problem of that pesky Nazarene rabbi. I fear it might take a tad longer for our elders to figure a solution to Comrade Barry.

re: #145 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Who the heck is Wizzie?

Louise.

#120 PAgirlinNC

re: #95 ladycatnip

If it weren't so scary it would be funny. What, exactly, do they think this guy is going to/able to do?

Beats me. What I find worrisome is how much he eats this stuff up. If he weren't a narcissist he'd be telling people he's no messiah, just a man. The fact that he calls himself a Christian, yet is strangely silent in telling the media who the real Messiah is - that's troubling.

re: #157 Nevergiveup

Wasn't that Jefferson's wife?

WEEZY! (louise)

re: #31 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

If you say you are first? You will be last.

So what does everybody thinK about Obama's loudmouth minions? Think its on purpose, or think he has employed idiots who can not be trusted.

.
.
.
or both?

Both!

re: #151 MandyManners

CBF?

Hey, that's my Locnar!

re: #141 NYCHardhat

I believe the story starts something like this...He arrived out of nowhere to copious amounts of adoration...Sound familiar?

uh huh. A he deceives the world.

(NOT referring to OB as the anti - but the anti will deceive.

re: #154 JohnAdams

I'm not even gonna ask if you saw what I think you saw...I sure didn't.

OK--I'm intrigued here. What is it you think I saw?

re: #166 midwestgak

I get you. I won't call him that, but you gotta laugh.

re: #160 MandyManners

Now, Wabby? Mother Jefferson was actually a lot more subtle then Mrs. O.

re: #153 legalpad

Wow. It's back to the mattresses - or the Swiss numbered accounts.

I think Paypal would work. Not quite a bank, but secure place to store money away from IRS and other prying eyes...

re: #137 doppelganglander

Thanks!

And a happy birthday to all the other lizards having a birthday today. :)

re: #150 gop_patriot

Thank You! :)

From me as well!

#127 yma o hyd

Love that cartoon! At least the Brits got it right.

re: #165 Buck

Hey, that's my Locnar!

Wow, I haven't seen Heavy Metal in years. Brings back some memories... and many lost brain cells...

re: #165 Buck

Hey, that's my Locnar!

It's everyone's Locnar. Now, $1 each at Big Lots!

on topic...

Obama made a joke a couple of weeks ago about "The Jefferson's", "Weezy, I'm coming to join you!".

Even mixed up "Sanford and Son" with "The Jeffersons".

Shit, I'm blacker than he is.

Probably think the maids name on "The Jeffersons" was Florida.

re: #167 calcajun

OK--I'm intrigued here. What is it you think I saw?

I will go no further...never mind (trashy internet viral thing).

re: #140 A Kiwi Infidel

I read Gitmo, that "Terror Prison" according to The One, is going to closes just as soon as he can. Fair trials for all interred (unless they are set free, of course) I guess the US taxpayer will fund this as well?

No sarc

If Obama can truly grant fair trials to the already interred, then I guess he really is the One.

re: #162 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

WEEZY! (louise)

I have a sister Louise, and that is what we called her as a kid! Weeze, or Weezey! Not now of course, its just Lou.

re: #176 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

on topic...

Obama made a joke a couple of weeks ago about "The Jefferson's", "Weezy, I'm coming to join you!".

Even mixed up "Sanford and Son" with "The Jeffersons".

Shit, I'm blacker than he is.

Probably think the maids name on "The Jeffersons" was Florida.

hahahahahaha

re: #176 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Probably think the maids name on "The Jeffersons" was Florida.

Flo was the waitress on Alice. (sic)

re: #156 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

(calm down. they did the nasty! you can be proud of them. now...think of it at dinner tonight)

YOU. ARE. WELCOME.

did the nasty? Beast of two backs? Bumping uglies? Wonder how many euphemisms there are?

re: #31 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

If you say you are first? You will be last.

So what does everybody thinK about Obama's loudmouth minions? Think its on purpose, or think he has employed idiots who can not be trusted.

.Veggie: Last night your wife was on her way to ER..
Is she OK?
How are you holding up?
.
.
or both?

re: #181 Silhouette

Flo was the waitress on Alice. (sic)

Kiss mah grits!

re: #177 JohnAdams

I will go no further...never mind (trashy internet viral thing).

Ok. Thanks.

Of course given the way the job ages our Presidents, I expect Comrade Barry to look like Redd Foxx circa "Sanford & Son" in four years.

re: #145 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Who the heck is Wizzie?

Weezie. Louise Jefferson.

re: #164 joncelli

CBF?

Cat-butt face.

re: #173 ladycatnip

#127 yma o hyd

Love that cartoon! At least the Brits got it right.

The last person to ride in on a donkey with a Halo surrounding the head met a very gruesome end just one week later.

re: #184 buzzsawmonkey

That's "Daytona Beeatch" to you!

She wasn't named after the State. She was named after the orange.

Old Florida Evans joke from "Maude".

re: #181 Silhouette

Flo was the waitress on Alice. (sic)

I think it was Florida on the Jeffersons, who became Florida Evans on Good Times. Wasn't that a spinoff of the Jeffersons?

re: #185 MrSilverDragon

Kiss mah grits!

Joe was one of the girl on The Facts of Life

re: #170 Buck

I think Paypal would work. Not quite a bank, but secure place to store money away from IRS and other prying eyes...

Wrong, wrong, wrong!

re: #188 MandyManners

Cat-butt face.

Ouch.

re: #181 Silhouette

Flo was the waitress on Alice. (sic)

Florida was Maude's maid before she move to Chicago and had "Good Times"

Oh, dear Lord, how is it our minds have become full of completely worthless information? I suppose it does help to immunize us from alien abductions and random anal probing.

re: #191 JohnAdams

No. It was a spin-off of Maude, which was a spin-off of All in the Family.

re: #105 gop_patriot

I turned 42 today.

Yuck².

Happy Birthday.

Lots of 11-11 babies here today.

the best day to have a birthday, BTW

re: #176 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

on topic...

Obama made a joke a couple of weeks ago about "The Jefferson's", "Weezy, I'm coming to join you!".

Even mixed up "Sanford and Son" with "The Jeffersons".

Shit, I'm blacker than he is.

Probably think the maids name on "The Jeffersons" was Florida.

Wait...see if I get this right. Florida was the maid on Maude and she was the mother on Good Times. Right?

re: #141 NYCHardhat

I believe the story starts something like this...He arrived out of nowhere to copious amounts of adoration...Sound familiar?

AND WELCOME TOOO..Madison Square Garden!
Starring the Hoopster!
/ Loud applause!
//mmm.why did I have to wake up? thanks for that!
LOL

re: #176 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

on topic...

Obama made a joke a couple of weeks ago about "The Jefferson's", "Weezy, I'm coming to join you!".
Even mixed up "Sanford and Son" with "The Jeffersons".

Shit, I'm blacker than he is.

Probably think the maids name on "The Jeffersons" was Florida.

That's freakin' pathetic.

re: #195 calcajun

Florida was Maude's maid before she move to Chicago and had "Good Times"

Oh, dear Lord, how is it our minds have become full of completely worthless information? I suppose it does help to immunize us from alien abductions and random anal probing.

hahaha - I was thinking the same thing. We all know so much about so little. :)

re: #191 JohnAdams

I think it was Florida on the Jeffersons, who became Florida Evans on Good Times. Wasn't that a spinoff of the Jeffersons?

No. Florida Evans was a spin off of Maude.
To Good Times.
The Jeffersons came from All in the Family.

I'm pretty sure.

re: #197 buzzsawmonkey

There's a "heavy Flo day" joke in there somewhere, but I think it's probably better ignored.

too late

Perhaps OT - but I had a quick look at the video on the Beeb, about B0 and WAB (she's not 'First' yet!) meeting President Bush and his wife.
Struck me that WAB didn't seem to really shake Pres.Bush's hand - and then she grabbed Mts. Bush and must have kept hold of her.
As they all stood for the photographers, Mrs. Bush sort of tweaked her arm away and gave WAB a look ...
I thought to meself - whoa, did WAB pinch her?

re: #194 A Kiwi Infidel

Ouch.

The pursed lips.

re: #191 JohnAdams

I think it was Florida on the Jeffersons, who became Florida Evans on Good Times. Wasn't that a spinoff of the Jeffersons?

Florida was the mom on Good Times, which was a spin-off of Maude, where she played the maid. Jeez, what were you people doing in the 70s?

/and The Jeffersons was a spinoff of All in the Family, as was Maude.

re: #191 JohnAdams

I think it was Florida on the Jeffersons, who became Florida Evans on Good Times. Wasn't that a spinoff of the Jeffersons?

All of them came from "All in the Family"; "Maude" The Jeffersons" "Good Times" "Gloria" and lest we forget "Archie Bunker's Place."

Sigh.

re: #192 midwestgak

Joe was one of the girl on The Facts of Life

Actually, it was spelled "Jo", as it was short for "JoAnn".

re: #199 VMA211Dan

Wait...see if I get this right. Florida was the maid on Maude and she was the mother on Good Times. Right?

ding ding ding ding! We have a winner. Now, Johnny, what has Dan won...

re: #196 wolfie

No. It was a spin-off of Maude, which was a spin-off of All in the Family.

Right. For those of you under 30, that was back when there only about 4 channels. This is why we all had the exact same childhood.

#189 A Kiwi Infidel

The last person to ride in on a donkey with a Halo surrounding the head met a very gruesome end just one week later.

Metaphorically speaking, no empty tomb for the O. I think the media will soon tire of this once they realize he can't walk on water.

re: #209 gmsc

Actually, it was spelled "Jo", as it was short for "JoAnn".

You sure know your Facts

re: #203 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

No. Florida Evans was a spin off of Maude.
To Good Times.
The Jeffersons came from All in the Family.

I'm pretty sure.

Wasn't Maude a spin-off from All in the Family? Maude was one of Edith's cousins.

Note to all: (sic) means I was intentionally getting the Flo reference wrong.

Geez, why you guys go with the Flo? ;-)

re: #209 gmsc

Actually, it was spelled "Jo", as it was short for "JoAnn".

I did not know that

re: #201 MandyManners

That's freakin' pathetic.

And absolutely true.

Asshole probably thinks that JJ Walker played "Sticks" on Happy Days.

Anyone remember that episode?

re: #191 JohnAdams

I think it was Florida on the Jeffersons, who became Florida Evans on Good Times. Wasn't that a spinoff of the Jeffersons?

Maude.

re: #203 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

No. Florida Evans was a spin off of Maude.
To Good Times.
The Jeffersons came from All in the Family.

I'm pretty sure.

They all came from "All in the family". Maude was edith's cousin or something like that?

re: #203 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

It did,the Jeffersons were the next door neighbors of the Bunkers

re: #213 Creeping Eruption

You sure know your Facts

I had a crush on Jo when that show was on.

re: #214 MandyManners

Wasn't Maude a spin-off from All in the Family? Maude was one of Edith's cousins.

Correct. She was even more caustic to Archie than she was on Maude

re: #95 ladycatnip

The msm isn't stopping their obsequious fawning over Obama. Time Magazine is comparing him to Jesus.

Can this get any more ridiculous?

Beyond the blatant blasphemy? No.

re: #161 ladycatnip

I never thought about that but it's true. He does nothing to discourage any of that kind of comparison...

re: #211 JohnAdams

This is why we all had the exact same childhood.

I agee. Except I've met a surprising number of people who do not remember Gnip-Gnop.

Back to the photo - the figure you can see in there reminded me of that classic ebay pic where the fat naked guy took the photo of something shiny and his reflection was in the auction photo.

Well I thought it was funny!

re: #220 Nevergiveup

They all came from "All in the family". Maude was edith's cousin or something like that?

So I'm thinking- that kinda makes Archie like G-D?

re: #217 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

And absolutely true.

Asshole probably thinks that JJ Walker played "Sticks" on Happy Days.

Anyone remember that episode?

I didn't watch it much after a while.

Was it before or after Fonzie jumped the shark?

re: #208 calcajun

All of them came from "All in the Family"; "Maude" The Jeffersons" "Good Times" "Gloria" and lest we forget "Archie Bunker's Place."

Sigh.

I believe you have the complete genealogy there sir.

re: #214 MandyManners

Wasn't Maude a spin-off from All in the Family? Maude was one of Edith's cousins.

Yes. Bea Arthur (the dictionary definition of "man face") & Bill Macy and Adrienne Barbeau (to whom time has seemingly been very kind)

I just had a moonbat tell me that a lot of $ was pulled from social programs to fund the war in Iraq. I know this is BS and I know that Bush hasn't cut any domestic funding (much to our chagrin), has he? Anyone know where I can find some stats on this? Thank you.

re: #203 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

They all go back to All in the Family because Maude originally appeared there as Edith's liberal cousin.

bbl

re: #14 shug

I turned 40 today

yuck

No, not at all! I hope you will find, as I have, that some of the things that upset you or worried you in your 20s and 30s just don't matter and that you're less afraid to stand up for yourself.

I LOVE being 40-something!

re: #223 sattv4u2

Correct. She was even more caustic to Archie than she was on Maude

Actually, if you ever see those episode again, she is downright ugly nasty to her husband.

re: #222 gmsc

Ahhh . . you like the Tom-boys, huh?

#218 buzzsawmonkey

re: #212 ladycatnip

#189 A Kiwi Infidel

Metaphorically speaking, no empty tomb for the O. I think the media will soon tire of this once they realize he can't walk on water.

"And they came unto the closet and lo, the louvered door stood open and the suit was empty."

That's priceless! Can I quote you?

re: #217 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

And absolutely true.

Asshole probably thinks that JJ Walker played "Sticks" on Happy Days.

Anyone remember that episode?

Whoa. Sticks died. Became a Porn Star.

wow.

re: #217 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

And absolutely true.

Asshole probably thinks that JJ Walker played "Sticks" on Happy Days.

Anyone remember that episode?

The actor that played 'Sticks' on Happy Days later ended up in adult films

(don't EVEN ask me how/why I know that!)

re: #231 calcajun

Yes. Bea Arthur (the dictionary definition of "man face")
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re: #224 unreconstructed rebel

Beyond the blatant blasphemy? No.

You do know some of Jesus' most vitriolic attackers were the same people who had been praising him mere days before. Comrade Barry might want to take note that the MSM can be pretty bitchy.

re: #210 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

ding ding ding ding! We have a winner. Now, Johnny, what has Dan won...

Thank you.Thank you. I would like to thank the long Ohio winters and that tiny B&W TV I had as a kid.

re: #195 calcajun

I suppose it does help to immunize us from alien abductions and random anal probing.

As opposed to well-planned anal probing?

/Thank you! Tip your waitress!

re: #231 calcajun

That is with a bra on.

re: #237 buzzsawmonkey

Why not ask Mr. Moonbat to provide his proof?

Why not ask Mr. Moonbat to insert his head in a microwave and press start? The election is over.

Boy am I slow.
I can't help it. I'm waiting for a plumber.
What that has to do with being slow I dunno. But I'm sticking to it.

We had five spinoffs from AITF, and only three from Happy Days. So AITF wins.

re: #226 Silhouette

I agee. Except I've met a surprising number of people who do not remember Gnip-Gnop.

What if I told you Gnip-Gnop was behind Door Number 3!

re: #248 Creeping Eruption

Why not ask Mr. Moonbat to insert his head in a microwave and press start? The election is over.

I doubt anyone would notice a diffence from the before and after...

re: #124 JohnAdams

Wait til they take him down below Area 51...

Just kidding (I think)

YOu don't think that Barry and Michelle (maybe with a couple of friends) are going to check out historical files like FBI files on famous people or friends, CIA files?

It's going to be like high-school in there.

I can hear it now, "I always wondered if this or that were true..." and off they go to check.

Frightening.

re: #248 Creeping Eruption

Why not ask Mr. Moonbat to insert his head in a microwave and press start? The election is over.

seems like a waste of a perfectly good microwave oven if you ask me!

re: #237 buzzsawmonkey

Why not ask Mr. Moonbat to provide his proof?

Yes, I did that too. It is on another blog (I feel so cheap) and haven't heard yet. Wanted to get ahead of the curve.

re: #244 calcajun

You do know some of Jesus' most vitriolic attackers were the same people who had been praising him mere days before. Comrade Barry might want to take note that the MSM can be pretty bitchy.

Sorry, I am having huge problems with attempted connections between Jesus any anybody like this. Even in jest.

re: #250 wolfie

Slow drain?

re: #233 wolfie

They all go back to All in the Family because Maude originally appeared there as Edith's liberal cousin.

Even all the hunger in Biafra and elsewhere is from All in the Family because that fat bastard Gloria eat all their food?

re: #247 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

That is with a bra on.

Who, Bill Macy?///

re: #249 buzzsawmonkey

No, that would be Helen Thomas, winner of the Danny-DeVito-as-the-Penguin-Lookalike Award.

I vote Donna Shalala

re: #249 buzzsawmonkey

No, that would be Helen Thomas, winner of the Danny-DeVito-as-the-Penguin-Lookalike Award.

again hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
breathe
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