What if we cut down all the trees?

Pardon me lizards, is this the 11:08 thread to nowhere in particular?

I almost forgot my traditional Veteran's day post.

I still have a little time since I'm on the west coast.

In Flanders Fields
By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-1918)
Canadian Army
In Flanders Fields the poppies grow
Between the crosses row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

re: #2 Fenway_Nation

Pardon me lizards, is this the 11:08 thread to nowhere in particular?

Albuquerque isn't it? Midnight express?

re: #1 logboy

What if we cut down all the trees?

Earth First! Log the other planets later.

And - another Star Trek motion picture.

LINK

re: #3 JCM

I almost forgot my traditional Veteran's day post.

I still have a little time since I'm on the west coast.

In Flanders Fields
By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-1918)
Canadian Army
In Flanders Fields the poppies grow
Between the crosses row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

That's an excellent one. I put that one on my site yesterday. That and "A Pittance of Time", another favorite.

re: #5 JCM

Earth First! Log the other planets later.

Q: How many loggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They can't do it, the light will disturb the spotted owls

The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best.

eh. The hawks, owls, and stray cats will get the noisy birds anyway.

re: #8 logboy

Q: How many loggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They can't do it, the light will disturb the spotted owls

Down here we have to "worry" about the cockaded woodpecker. Entire areas of the training areas are closed off because of these damn birds. The environmentalists say it is because they only nest in older growth and all the older growth around here is all on the Army base. I had a cockaded woodpecker living in the tree over my house down here and it nested and bred quite well thank you.

re: #8 logboy

Q: How many loggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They can't do it, the light will disturb the spotted owls

I loved the bumper stickers we had on logging trucks around here.

SPOTTED OWL MOBILE HOME

Collective Intelligence

I say let's get ahead of curve and ...........as my mom used to say "use it or lose it:"
Move along, nothing to see here/

Spread the sound around.

re: #11 JCM

I loved the bumper stickers we had on logging trucks around here.

SPOTTED OWL MOBILE HOME

Are them "stick trucks" as dangerous there as they are here? They get paid by the load so they tend to haul ass every where they go.

Speaking of Veteran's Day, I wrote a post on my blog called "Coping" when I was a patient at Walter Reed. The post was later picked up and published in the book "The Sandbox" by Gary Trudeau. Here's a small tidbit.

Now I’m struggling with the mentality that I’m just a one-armed, four-fingered gimp. I have sharp memories of the accident that haunt me every day; the sudden explosion, the taste of blood in my mouth, realizing the bottom half of my arm was missing with nothing left but a couple of fingers and part of my hand hanging off by some skin and tendons, and then realizing how much pain I was in. All I could do was hold the end of my blown-off right arm with my shrapnel-filled left hand and wait for the medic to arrive and put a tourniquet on. The most terrifying part of the memories is constantly remembering my gunner screaming and then looking down and realizing my arm was nothing more than some ragged meat and two bones sticking out.

Here is the whole thing.

re: #2 Fenway_Nation

Pardon me lizards, is this the 11:08 thread to nowhere in particular?

Why you axing me? Do I look like a frikkin' travel agent?

The woods would be very silent if you were deaf.

— Dick Van Dyke

re: #10 Outrider

Down here we have to "worry" about the cockaded woodpecker. Entire areas of the training areas are closed off because of these damn birds. The environmentalists say it is because they only nest in older growth and all the older growth around here is all on the Army base. I had a cockaded woodpecker living in the tree over my house down here and it nested and bred quite well thank you.

I know! We had those feckin white banded trees all over Ft Benning that we couldn't go near because of the "Red Headed Cock Sucking Woodpecker" (as my Drill Sergeants so affectionately called them).

I owe my life and my family's existence to the US armed forces. Long ago, far away from here in a long forgotten town, a group of American men put their lives on the line to save my grandfather and grandmother.

Saying thank you seems not enough.

Let our saved lives be their gift, let our voices sing there praises for eternity.

re: #14 Outrider

Are them "stick trucks" as dangerous there as they are here? They get paid by the load so they tend to haul ass every where they go.

WA State law requires by the hour, a series of nasty wreaks with dump trucks paid by the load change it years ago. Loggers tend to be a bit cash strapped so the maintenance on the rigs can be a little shaky. Also for some reason a lot of outfits hire drivers with problem records.

Egyptian Lawmaker: Sexually Assault Female Jews Out Of Israel

"its a new form of resistance!"

re: #10 Outrider

re: #18 logboy

Same with Ft. Stewart. Can't bee too threatened of a species if they're found in a pretty wide swath of the state of Georgia.

re: #15 logboy

Thanks so much for your service, logboy!

re: #18 logboy

I know! We had those feckin white banded trees all over Ft Benning that we couldn't go near because of the "Red Headed Cock Sucking Woodpecker" (as my Drill Sergeants so affectionately called them).

same same. Fort Stewart here. And the whole thing is a farce.

I'm thinking all those environmental activists in college in the 60/70s are now on the government payroll at every military post. They create more havoc with field training than any amount of weather or budget cuts.

Overnight Open Thread! SANCTUARY!

re: #20 JCM

WA State law requires by the hour, a series of nasty wreaks with dump trucks paid by the load change it years ago. Loggers tend to be a bit cash strapped so the maintenance on the rigs can be a little shaky. Also for some reason a lot of outfits hire drivers with problem records.

We have Georgia/Pacific paper just down the road, so we get lots of the stick trucks. Gets real exciting when the load wasn't secured properly and the logs slide out on the Interstate. lol

I think I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall
I shall never see a tree at all.

-Ogden Nash

re: #22 Fenway_Nation

re: #18 logboy

Same with Ft. Stewart. Can't bee too threatened of a species if they're found in a pretty wide swath of the state of Georgia.

Its just another ploy by the dems to screw the Military. If it were up to them we'd be fighting with rocks and sling shots. I've talked quite a bit to guys in the Army through the Clinton years. They didn't even have money for blanks, so on every training mission they were running around the woods yelling "bang! bang! bang!" They saw live ammo once a year to qualify, that was it.

re: #22 Fenway_Nation

re: #18 logboy

Same with Ft. Stewart. Can't bee too threatened of a species if they're found in a pretty wide swath of the state of Georgia.

just more environmentalists creating an issue out of a non issue. And getting paid for it.

re: #1 logboy

What if we cut down all the trees?

They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot
With a pink hotel, a boutique
And a swinging hot spot
Dont it always seem to go
That you dont know what youve got
Till its gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot

They took all the trees
Put em in a tree museum
And they charged the people
A dollar and a half just to see em
Dont it always seem to go
That you dont know what youve got
Till its gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot

Hey farmer farmer
Put away that d.d.t. now
Give me spots on my apples
But leave me the birds and the bees
Please!
Dont it always seem to go
That you dont know what youve got
Till its gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot

Late last night
I heard the screen door slam
And a big yellow taxi
Took away my old man
Dont it always seem to go
That you dont know what youve got
Till its gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot

re: #26 Outrider

We have Georgia/Pacific paper just down the road, so we get lots of the stick trucks. Gets real exciting when the load wasn't secured properly and the logs slide out on the Interstate. lol

Weyerhaeuser is big here, they do a real good job with there rigs, very professional. It's the little guys to watch our for.

re: #26 Outrider

We have Georgia/Pacific paper just down the road, so we get lots of the stick trucks. Gets real exciting when the load wasn't secured properly and the logs slide out on the Interstate. lol

I hate it when people drop logs on the interstate. Don't care much for them that drop trees, either.

re: #21 WrathofG-d

Egyptian Lawmaker: Sexually Assault Female Jews Out Of Israel

"its a new form of resistance!"

It's already happened a number of times in northern Israel.

The "women" are usually around 13 years old and they have been raped.

It seems that the Israeli police are doing more to protect the women in northern Israel now, though, since these incidents seem to have been stopped.

What a bunch of low-life creeps:

"No. Sexual harassment… In my view, the [Israeli women] do not have any right to respond. The resistance fighters would not initiate such a thing, because their moral values are much loftier than that. However, if such a thing did happen to them, the [Israeli women] have no right to make any demands, because this would put us on equal terms – leave the land so we won't rape you. These two things are equal," she said.

Al-Imam added that she did not want "young Arab men to be interrogated," but rather, she wanted "these Zionist girls with Israeli citizenship to be expelled from our Arab countries. This is a form of resistance, and a way of rejecting their presence."

re: #21 WrathofG-d

Egyptian Lawmaker: Sexually Assault Female Jews Out Of Israel

"its a new form of resistance!"

Didn't we see something like this a year or two back with mobs of Egyptians assaulting females on the street?

re: #26 Outrider

We have Georgia/Pacific paper just down the road, so we get lots of the stick trucks. Gets real exciting when the load wasn't secured properly and the logs slide out on the Interstate. lol

They're not too bad here in NW WI. We have a huge Louisiana Pacific OSB plant here, and a ton of other paper and sawmills around. The state DOT keeps them on their toes.

re: #8 logboy

re: #26 Outrider

re: #20 JCM

Anyone here see the History Channel's Ax Men?

re: #31 JCM

What? You mean the guys on "Ax Men" aren't that competent? Mercy.//

Morning Adina.

re: #3 JCM
Rendevous

I have a rendezvous with Death
At some disputed barricade,
I have a rendezvous with Death
At some disputed barricade,
When Spring comes back with rustling shade
And apple-blossoms fill the air--
I have a rendezvous with Death
When Spring brings back blue days and fair.

It may be he shall take my hand
And lead me into his dark land
And close my eyes and quench my breath--
It may be I shall pass him still.
I have a rendezvous with Death
On some scarred slope of battered hill,
When Spring comes round again this year
And the first meadow-flowers appear.

God knows 'twere better to be deep
Pillowed in silk and scented down,
Where love throbs out in blissful sleep,
Pulse nigh to pulse, and breath to breath,
Where hushed awakenings are dear . . .
But I've a rendezvous with Death
At midnight in some flaming town,
When Spring trips north again this year,
And I to my pledged word am true,
I shall not fail that rendezvous.

re: #34 Outrider

Didn't we see something like this a year or two back with mobs of Egyptians assaulting females on the street?

You're thinking Mardi Gras. Perfectly normal.///

re: #36 Fenway_Nation

re: #26 Outrider

re: #20 JCM

Anyone here see the History Channel's Ax Men?

Yup. You know you're talking to a professional log roller here?

re: #36 Fenway_Nation

re: #26 Outrider

re: #20 JCM

Anyone here see the History Channel's Ax Men?

Rabbit ear TV....

re: #36 Fenway_Nation

re: #26 Outrider

re: #20 JCM

Anyone here see the History Channel's Ax Men?

The them to which should have been Monty Python's "Lumberjack" song.

re: #28 logboy

Its just another ploy by the dems to screw the Military. If it were up to them we'd be fighting with rocks and sling shots. I've talked quite a bit to guys in the Army through the Clinton years. They didn't even have money for blanks, so on every training mission they were running around the woods yelling "bang! bang! bang!" They saw live ammo once a year to qualify, that was it.

I retired in Oct 93. So we were still off the previous year budget until I retired. I missed all the crap of the Clinton years. It wasn't as bad as the Carter years though from talking to my neighbors. I still live around Ft Stewart.

Evening/morning all. Night shift finally checking in. Saw a sad sight today. At the City Hall ceremonies the veterans marched by as usual. There couldn't have been more than 30 of them from WWII. A far cry from when I first started going to them back in the early 80's.

re: #41 logboy

Hence the name.

re: #43 calcajun

The them to which should have been Monty Python's "Lumberjack" song.

PIMF-- The "theme".... a thousand pardons

re: #44 Outrider

Live Oak? Richmond Hill? Hineysville?

re: #37 calcajun

What? You mean the guys on "Ax Men" aren't that competent? Mercy.//

LOL, nope not all. Just some of 'em. The big guys have been in business long enough to figured out the safety / liability thing.

re: #15 logboy

I am at a loss for words other than to offer a wholly inadequate, but with-all-my-heart, 'thank you'.

re: #39 redc1c4

Had he and I but met
By some old ancient inn,
We should have set us down to wet
Right many a nipperkin!

But ranged as infantry,
And staring face to face,
I shot at him as he at me,
And killed him in his place.

I shot him dead because—
Because he was my foe,
Just so: my foe of course he was;
That's clear enough; although

He thought he'd 'list, perhaps,
Off-hand like—just as I—
Was out of work—had sold his traps—
No other reason why.

Yes; quaint and curious war is!
You shoot a fellow down
You'd treat, if met where any bar is,
Or help to half a crown.

Thomas Hardy

re: #32 calcajun

I hate it when people drop logs on the interstate. Don't care much for them that drop trees, either.

If it wasn't for Georgia-Pacific and Weyerhouser there would be precious few trees around here. We would see the entire Coastal Georgia as solid strip malls, industry, and tract housing. Those companies own miles and miles; planting fast growing pines that are harvested rotationally every five years.

re: #33 Adina in Judea

This is just another situation where individuals are lucky that Wrath is not P.M. of Israel.

Raping, or otherwise sexually assaulting Jewish girls does not go over well with me.

I'd probably impose stricter sentences (ie: banishment, or worse) then I would for Terrorism.

Setting up a new computer to be the way I want it is quite the arduous task.

re: #34 Outrider

Yes. During some holiday if I recall correctly.

"Due to logging regulations, we are no longer able to supply you with trees for toilet paper. We suggest you start wiping your ass with a spotted owl."

re: #25 Intrepid

Overnight Open Thread! SANCTUARY!

At least it will be now. ;)

re: #35 logboy

They're not too bad here in NW WI. We have a huge Louisiana Pacific OSB plant here, and a ton of other paper and sawmills around. The state DOT keeps them on their toes.

The DOT white enforcement cars do a fair job. But we have a lot of little road that bypass the major routes they can and do take.

re: #15 logboy

Thank you and God Bless you.

re: #28 logboy

Its just another ploy by the dems to screw the Military. If it were up to them we'd be fighting with rocks and sling shots. I've talked quite a bit to guys in the Army through the Clinton years. They didn't even have money for blanks, so on every training mission they were running around the woods yelling "bang! bang! bang!" They saw live ammo once a year to qualify, that was it.

We had the same problems up here during the Liberal years of Trudeau and his ilk. We subsituted "Bang, bang" with " Budget Cut, Budget Cut".

/never seemed to go over that well with the Orficers for some reason.

G'night all, tis late the house work is done, and morning comes early.

To all the vets.

Thank you.

re: #48 Fenway_Nation

Live Oak? Richmond Hill? Hineysville?

Richmond Hill. Couldn't pay me enough to live in Hinesville. lol

One of my favorite songs that we play at all the lumberjack competitions:

The Frozen Logger

re: #15 logboy

Words can't...

Yes they can:

Thank you.

Learning to like Camille Paglia

To all vets - thank you from me, too!

re: #15 logboy

Wow. I cannot put into words the feeling other than
Thank You
from me and my family
I had no idea

re: #56 logboy

Now that's funny!

Lohan: First "colored(?)" president?

whadshesay?

Frozen Logger Lyrics

As I sat down one evening within a small cafe,
A forty year old waitress to me these words did say:

"I see that you are a logger, and not just a common bum,
'Cause nobody but a logger stirs his coffee with is thumb.

My lover was a logger, there's none like him today;
If you'd pour whiskey on it he could eat a bale of hay

He never shaved his whiskers from off of his horny hide;
He'd just drive them in with a hammer and bite them off inside.

My lover came to see me upon one freezing day;
He held me in his fond embrace which broke three vertebrae.

He kissed me when we parted, so hard that he broke my jaw;
I could not speak to tell him he'd forgot his mackinaw.
I saw my lover leaving, sauntering through the snow,
Going gaily homeward at forty-eight below.

The weather it tried to freeze him, it tried its level best;
At a hundred degrees below zero, he buttoned up his vest.

It froze clean through to China, it froze to the stars above;
At a thousand degrees below zero, it froze my logger love.

They tried in vain to thaw him, and would you believe me, sir
They made him into axeblades, to chop the Douglas fir.

And so I lost my lover, and to this cafe I come,
And here I wait till someone stirs his coffee with his thumb."

re: #60 BlueCanuck

We had the same problems up here during the Liberal years of Trudeau and his ilk. We subsituted "Bang, bang" with " Budget Cut, Budget Cut".

/never seemed to go over that well with the Orficers for some reason.

I'll bet in private they agreed and were laughing their asses off at the antics. ;-)> I know as a 1SG, I would chew someones butt, and later me and the other 1SGs or the Cdr would swap stories about things like it. lol

re: #52 Outrider

If it wasn't for Georgia-Pacific and Weyerhouser there would be precious few trees around here. We would see the entire Coastal Georgia as solid strip malls, industry, and tract housing. Those companies own miles and miles; planting fast growing pines that are harvested rotationally every five years.

Sorry. I meant it to be a funny. Forgot the sarc tag.

I have no beef with anyone in the forestry industries. I know about re-plants and harvesting. Drive through Mississippi and Louisiana and you see the swaths of pine stands waiting to be be harvested--they're industries which provide thousands of jobs and put food on the table for many more. No offense meant.

Are they even doing much logging in WI? I thought paper valley was facing rough times.

re: #28 logboy

re: #60 BlueCanuck

We (an infantry company) went to the range to qualify with the SAW's one afternoon. The finance company that came in behind us were using M60s, which many of the NCOs were quite nostalgic for.

Couldn't believe that the accountants were better armed than the infanrty.

/Still- the NCO's wanted to make sure we didn't return any live ammo. There's something cathartic about firing off a 250+ round belt...even if we had to wait awhile for the barrel to cool

re: #69 WrathofG-d

Lohan: First "colored(?)" president?

whadshesay?

At least she didn't ask a guy in a wheelchair to stand up and take a bow...
:-D

Weet dreams!

re: #63 logboy

One of my favorite songs that we play at all the lumberjack competitions:

The Frozen Logger

Here's a Canadian song that is an oldy and goldy. The Log Drivers Waltz.

Another favorite:

Johnny Cash, Lumberjack

re: #72 calcajun

Sorry. I meant it to be a funny. Forgot the sarc tag.

I have no beef with anyone in the forestry industries. I know about re-plants and harvesting. Drive through Mississippi and Louisiana and you see the swaths of pine stands waiting to be be harvested--they're industries which provide thousands of jobs and put food on the table for many more. No offense meant.

Oh, none taken! Sometimes some people just don't realize how the paper industry works. I've got into the habit of explaining it to the tourists. Sorry about that ;-)>

Should I be good now?

re: #69 WrathofG-d

Lohan: First "colored(?)" president?

whadshesay?

Isn't she one of those Hollywood strumpets who stopped wearing panties when they heard that California law requires public utilities to be open for inspection at all times?

re: #81 shiplord kirel

Yea, maybe she is just bitter that Prop 8 passed.

Oh for gawds sake, who cares what Lindsay Lohan said.
O-_________ dissed her way back before the election.
Get he some rehab, stat!

re: #82 WrathofG-d

What is there for her to cling to besides her skankiness?

re: #28 logboy

Its just another ploy by the dems to screw the Military. If it were up to them we'd be fighting with rocks and sling shots. I've talked quite a bit to guys in the Army through the Clinton years. They didn't even have money for blanks, so on every training mission they were running around the woods yelling "bang! bang! bang!" They saw live ammo once a year to qualify, that was it.

in the Guard it got stupider than that. you'd drive up one month cause you had the fuel. but no ammo, and the next month, you'd stay home with ammo but no fuel, and all because no one wanted to report that they couldn't do what they were told, so they lied on the reports to higher.

Anthem for the Obama administration after the first year....

Sing it, Patsy!

I'm a logger, just up from CoosBay, Oregon.......

re: #65 Intrepid

Blink.......Blink

She used to be pretty nice looking, too bad not so much anymore.

re: #73 Sharmuta

Are they even doing much logging in WI? I thought paper valley was facing rough times.

No way... the towns up here were created by logging, every one of them. The lumber cut here from the giant White Pine built the large cities of Milwaukee and Chicago in the late 1800s. Logging is still very much alive in these parts, and is one of the few industries supplying jobs. Farms went by the wayside long ago. There are still paper mills around Duluth, Superior and spread around northern WI.

re: #89 WrathofG-d

She used to be pretty nice looking, too bad not so much anymore.

I guess all that clean living didn't agree with her, eh?

////

re: #88 nightwatch

Blink.......Blink

What? (said what a long "aaahhh")

re: #74 Fenway_Nation

re: #60 BlueCanuck

We (an infantry company) went to the range to qualify with the SAW's one afternoon. The finance company that came in behind us were using M60s, which many of the NCOs were quite nostalgic for.

Couldn't believe that the accountants were better armed than the infanrty.

/Still- the NCO's wanted to make sure we didn't return any live ammo. There's something cathartic about firing off a 250+ round belt...even if we had to wait awhile for the barrel to cool

that's what 30 weight is for.... since they don't make LSA anymore....

GUNS UP!

re: #88 nightwatch

Blink.......Blink

POKE! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

the best thing about firing a 50 cal at night is that if the barrel gets hot enough, you can see the projo going down range......

well, that and the damage it does to a target..... %-)

re: #10 Outrider

The spotted owl only nests in old growth forests. And Wallmart signs.

Can you hot swap barrels on the M60? You can on the 240B, its replacement.

Charles, could one get around the "first" rule by asking for the last name of the actor who played Kent "Flounder" Dorfman in Animal House? Has this been tried?

re: #91 FurryOldGuyJeans

yea not so much.

re: #98 flutesnoot

Now you let the cat out of the bag, and since you have we won't be able to get away with it.

*whack*

re: #98 flutesnoot

C"I"J doesn't stay up this late me no thinks

Hi, {Blue}

re: #96 Rancher

The spotted owl only nests in old growth forests. And Wallmart signs.

I don't pretend to know a lot about these birds, but from my observations, these birds seem to nest nigh on any where they want no matter what we humans do.

I'm a LumberJack...

You knew it was coming..

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.

In Africa news: the govt of Rwanda has issued arrest warrants for the entire former leadership of France on charges of complicity in genocide. Balladur, Juppe, deVillepin, the whole rotten crew. Well done, Rwanda! Of course they won't be extradited (darn!) but at least it will embarrass those salauds.

Morning {Sharm}, how you doing today?

re: #104 Mel Lono

I'm a LumberJack...

You knew it was coming..

Bastards! I was doing a lumberjack show in Georgia a few years ago. We ended up singing that at 6am for "Good Morning Atlanta". I refused to sing it ever again.

re: #106 miguelj

Salauds, French for what?

Sharmuta - you still here?

ISPs you do NOT want: Xanadoo Wireless Hi-Speed Internet: Wireless it is, high speed it isn't, and it isn't any speed during the 6-8 hours per day that it isn't working. 16 hour a day service rather than 24, no tech support (two chicks in India can't keep up with 100,000 irate customers), dishonest billing practices, so many other problems it would take a week to list them.

NTS-Communications: Tech support droids have master's degrees in excuse making but no computer knowledge at all. E-mail servers down for five days and counting.

re: #110 Intrepid

Sharmuta - you still here?

Nah, she's there (points)

re: #106 miguelj

In Africa news: the govt of Rwanda has issued arrest warrants for the entire former leadership of France on charges of complicity in genocide. Balladur, Juppe, deVillepin, the whole rotten crew. Well done, Rwanda! Of course they won't be extradited (darn!) but at least it will embarrass those salauds.

Why not implicate Clinton too? That #$%&*^% did nothing while thousands died. Remember what he said? "We are closely monitoring the situation."

re: #112 FurryOldGuyJeans

Nah, she's there (points)

Heh heh heh.....I need a drink.

re: #94 FurryOldGuyJeans

POKE! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

I tried to think, and nothing happened

Curly Howard

re: #108 logboy

Bastards! I was doing a lumberjack show in Georgia a few years ago. We ended up singing that at 6am for "Good Morning Atlanta". I refused to sing it ever again.

You have my respect and thanks you rotten SOB!/

re: #115 Dustyvet

I tried to think, and nothing happened

Curly Howard

Hey Moe!

re: #115 Dustyvet

I tried to think, and nothing happened

Curly Howard

Oooh, a Wise Guy!

re: #97 logboy

Can you hot swap barrels on the M60? You can on the 240B, its replacement.

yup.... it just takes one of those bakers gloves, and a bit of practice

re: #117 FurryOldGuyJeans

Hey Moe!

Ollie: Didn't I just tell you I was going to be married?
Stan: Who to?
Ollie: Why, a woman, of course. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?
Stan: Sure.
Ollie: Who?
Stan: My sister.
Ollie: This is no time for levity

The Log Song, by Blamo!

re: #113 logboy

Why not implicate Clinton too? That #$%&*^% did nothing while thousands died. Remember what he said? "We are closely monitoring the situation."

Then there's General Dallaire, who was pretty shaken and almost broken by what he couldn't do.

re: #118 Intrepid

Oooh, a Wise Guy!

Oliver: Where is she?
Stan: Maybe she went to the mountains.
Oliver: I'll bet she did. You know she makes me sick.
Stan: Well if she didn't go to the mountains, then Mohammad would have to come here.

Hey Intrepid, what did you mean by this?

You're nuts. Seriously.
That sounds pretty much like "Fool"

It's knowitall christians like you that really crack me up.
You just have to be right.

re: #123 Dustyvet

*WHACK*

Mandy has give us women the power!

re: #110 Intrepid

Yes

re: #124 IslandLibertarian

The Monk Slappy Fight is in the previous thread, not here.

Hey- fighting overnight was last night.

I was overseeing my herd out on the llano when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards me. The driver, a young man dressed to the nines, leans out the window and asks me, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?” I figured this would be interesting so I said, “Sure, Why not?” The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The guy then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany. Within mere seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data is stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to me and says, “You have exactly 869 cows and calves.”

“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,” I said.

I watched this clown select one of my animals and looked on amused as
he stuffed it into the trunk of his car.

Then I asked him, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?”

He thought about it for a second and then said, “Okay, why not?”

“You’re a Congressman for the U.S. Government”, I told him.

"Wow! That’s correct,” he exclaimed, “but how did you guess that?”

“No guessing required,” I answered. “You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don’t know a thing about cows...this is a herd of sheep."

"Now give me back my dog."

re: #128 Sharmuta

Hey- fighting overnight was last night.

Party pooper! ;)

It's always about remembering and being thankful.

re: #128 Sharmuta

Does that troll-op still have an account?

re: #124 IslandLibertarian

Hey Intrepid, what did you mean by this?

You're nuts. Seriously.
That sounds pretty much like "Fool"

It's knowitall christians like you that really crack me up.
You just have to be right.

Heh - you're bringing this over here? Dude! You are nuts for keeping this issue going. You quoted scripture dedicated to all the "WWJD types", but neglected to quote the scripture in context. I added the context and refuted your argument. Including personal anecdotal info.

And yes, if I am right, I'd like to be noticed as being right. But unlike you, I don't have to be.

Dude. Give it up.

re: #130 FurryOldGuyJeans

Were it not for the stick I'd say next month you'd be accused of soiling.

re: #132 BlueCanuck

NO

re: #127 FurryOldGuyJeans

The Monk Slappy Fight is in the previous thread, not here.

You ever seen one of those westerns where the brawl just keeps crashing through walls?
Sorry 'bout that pardner.

re: #69 WrathofG-d

Lohan: First "colored(?)" president?

whadshesay?

Meet the Obama voter.

Ironjack Tree Climbing

re: #134 Sharmuta

Were it not for the stick I'd say next month you'd be accused of soiling.

That's never stopped me before. ;)

re: #126 Sharmuta

Yes

Can you go back and check me from the last thread, starting at post #213?

Just want to know if I'm being too sensitive.

re: #132 BlueCanuck

Does that troll-op still have an account?

Nah - Edgar and his buddy JohnDakota got the boot yesterday morning. Check out the last bit of yesterday's overnight thread.

re: #131 BlueCanuck

It's always about remembering and being thankful.

and for all those that just don't have time.....

With a hat-tip to Ojoe, here's a view of Pasadena and the Los Angeles Basin from the Towercam at the Mt. Wilson Observatory. Last one out, please turn off the lights:

[Link: www.astro.ucla.edu...]

re: #142 redc1c4

Well, I went to the ceremony for the moment of silence the parading of colours, and the martch of the veterans. After our mayor made his speech I went home. Even had a fly past too. Brought tears to my eyes they did.

re: #113 logboy

Why not implicate Clinton too? That #$%&*^% did nothing while thousands died. Remember what he said? "We are closely monitoring the situation."

The French were there; we were not. The French knew the internal dynamics; we did not. By the time we got people there, it was all over....military logistics is a real bitch, unfortunately.

Bush 41 cut the military, and Clinton slashed it. Because of that we really couldn't do much about Rwanda.

re: #140 Intrepid

I just took a look. I guess I'd say that if you think you might be being to sensitive, perhaps you are. Today I responded to an email and I guess I was being too sensitive. It happens.

But then, when it comes to my faith, I let a lot roll off my back where other people don't, so I might not be the best judge.

re: #133 Intrepid

Can you go back and check me from the last thread, starting at post #213?
Just want to know if I'm being too sensitive

Oh brother.
You are a piece of work.
I forgive you misunderstanding my attempt to make a WWJD joke.

So- is there early laced fruitcup around here?

re: #146 Sharmuta

I just took a look. I guess I'd say that if you think you might be being to sensitive, perhaps you are. Today I responded to an email and I guess I was being too sensitive. It happens.

But then, when it comes to my faith, I let a lot roll off my back where other people don't, so I might not be the best judge.

Thanks, Shar.

re: #113 logboy

Why not implicate Clinton too? That #$%&*^% did nothing while thousands died. Remember what he said? "We are closely monitoring the situation."

You talked about not having live ammo for training. My husband's a pilot, flies heavies. Around Rwanda time, the percentage of transports that could have made it all the way to Rwanda? um, let's just say that you might have gotten to spend a nice week in the Azores waiting for a new engine or something en route.

re: #149 Intrepid

I know Killgore's offended a lot of people at times. I've never been offended by his comments though. I have faith in God and no one can shake that. If their views are different, then that's what it is, but I know in my heart and soul what I know and no one will change that with words on a blog.

re: #147 IslandLibertarian

Can you go back and check me from the last thread, starting at post #213?
Just want to know if I'm being too sensitive

Oh brother.
You are a piece of work.
I forgive you misunderstanding my attempt to make a WWJD joke.

Good gracious! Do you not understand having another person's perspective? It's called maturity.

Yeesh.

Laced?

And on that depressing note, I'm off to bed. good night eveyone.

re: #147 IslandLibertarian

Can you go back and check me from the last thread, starting at post #213?
Just want to know if I'm being too sensitive

Oh brother.
You are a piece of work.
I forgive you misunderstanding my attempt to make a WWJD joke.

If it was a JOKE you should have said so!

re: #145 funky chicken

The French were there; we were not. The French knew the internal dynamics; we did not. By the time we got people there, it was all over....military logistics is a real bitch, unfortunately.

Bush 41 cut the military, and Clinton slashed it. Because of that we really couldn't do much about Rwanda.

that sure sounds convincing.....

i just didn't know we didn't have the 82nd during those years..... musta missed the draw down notice.

want =! can

re: #155 Intrepid

If it was a JOKE you should have said so!

Other people did try to tell you it was joking and got slapped for their efforts.

re: #152 Intrepid

Good gracious! Do you not understand having another person's perspective? It's called maturity.

Yeesh.

Maturity is being able to stand up for yourself. Not look for others to back you up.

re: #153 littleoldlady

Good morning littleoldlady. How are you doing today?

/little early aren't you?

re: #145 funky chicken

The French were there; we were not. The French knew the internal dynamics; we did not. By the time we got people there, it was all over....military logistics is a real bitch, unfortunately.

Bush 41 cut the military, and Clinton slashed it. Because of that we really couldn't do much about Rwanda.

Wrong. We could have done something, but we did nothing. I don't buy the "we had an ineffective military" argument. We both know thats not true. When it came to human rights and doing the right thing Clinton is just a douche bag. Remember the Khobar Towers bombing where 19 Americans died? Clinton went to the Saudis to ask for money for his library but didn't even ASK about the people they had locked up for the crime. Talk about doing the dead Airmen justice.

re: #153 littleoldlady

Laced?

Thanks, Lady!

re: #159 BlueCanuck

BlueCanuck! :-)

Nightmare. They came to get my kid for re-education camp. :-(

Was almost back asleep when the dog and cat decided it was play-time...in the bed.

re: #157 FurryOldGuyJeans

Other people did try to tell you it was joking and got slapped for their efforts.

I didn't see it as a joke, though! No sarc tags, no "hee" type statements.

I missed it.

re: #148 Sharmuta

So- is there early laced fruitcup around here?

if not, the leftovers have been bubbling along since last night....

and you can always ask the cook for a taste.

/white smoke

re: #162 littleoldlady

Sorry about the nightmare. :(

Cat's and dogs living together? Now that's just weird. ;)

re: #25 Intrepid

SANCTUARY!

"Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day. Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea. And then it stopped coming. And they came instead. So I store them here. I'm ready. And you're ready. It's my job. To freeze you."

re: #158 IslandLibertarian

Maturity is being able to stand up for yourself. Not look for others to back you up.

It is also asking trusted others to look over what you've said and tell you to the truth.

Which is what Sharmuta has done.

And why was our military so cash strapped? Because HE cut the budget. Are you telling me he couldn't have appropriated funds? Come on...

re: #165 BlueCanuck

Sorry about the nightmare. :(

Cat's and dogs living together? Now that's just weird. ;)

No, I believe that would be mass hysteria.

re: #165 BlueCanuck

Cat's and dogs living together? Now that's just weird. ;)

Weird is par for the course around here. ;-)

Alright, I've said my two cents for the night, I'm off to bed. Happy Vets Day for all who missed it.

To IslandLibertarian I offer my humblest of apologies for misunderstanding what he/she wrote in his/her posts.

Please, I ask forgiveness.

re: #166 gmsc

Logans Run?

Night logboy. Rest well.

re: #171 logboy

Alright, I've said my two cents for the night, I'm off to bed. Happy Vets Day for all who missed it.

You ain't getting away that cheap...you have to pitch in at least 2 bits. ;)

re: #173 BlueCanuck

Logans Run?

Yep! That's Roscoe Lee Browne as "Box", the robot who stored protein, including humans.

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!

re: #131 BlueCanuck

re: #142 redc1c4

To both of you... you made me cry... again.

And now... here's my contribution in observance of Veterans' Day and Remembrance Day.

re: #175 FurryOldGuyJeans

You ain't getting away that cheap...you have to pitch in at least 2 bits. ;)

i'd say he's already paid his pittance in full....

if not, i'll cover it. his money's no good here.

/Scouts Out

re: #177 Sharmuta

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!

Hey Ren! Where's the litter box?

re: #173 BlueCanuck

Yup!

re: #175 FurryOldGuyJeans

You ain't getting away that cheap...you have to pitch in at least 2 bits. ;)

I've already paid the cost. Night.

re: #172 Intrepid

To IslandLibertarian I offer my humblest of apologies for misunderstanding what he/she wrote in his/her posts.
Please, I ask forgiveness.

Pilgrim, I already forgave you up thread, but I threw in a zinger with it so I guess it don't count.
So I accept your apology and ask that if I have offended you in any way, I am sorry.

And for the record, I'm not a he/she. I look horrible in heels.

/can't we all just get along?

re: #177 Sharmuta

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!

"I'll teach your Grandmother to suck eggs"!

Hee......hee hee....

re: #178 LeePro

Morning {LeePro}. And thank you for that picture.

re: #184 Intrepid

"I'll teach your Grandmother to suck eggs"!

Hee......hee hee....

Why won't they leave me....ALONE!?!?

re: #177 Sharmuta

Hey Sharm, you still love me?

Where I am, it's already November 12th. Among the great things that happened in history on November 12th:

1918 - Austria becomes a republic.
1936 - In California, the San Francisco – Oakland Bay Bridge opens to traffic.
1946 - A branch of the Exchange National Bank in Chicago, Illinois opens the first ten drive-up teller windows.
1980 - The NASA space probe Voyager I makes its closest approach to Saturn and takes first images of its rings.
1981 - The Space Shuttle Columbia becomes the first spacecraft to be launched twice.
1982 - Lech Wałęsa, a Solidarity leader, is released from a Polish prison after eleven months.

Yes, IL- I love you still.

re: #185 BlueCanuck

Morning {LeePro}. And thank you for that picture.

{Blue}, "that picture" is one of my father's award-winning editorial cartoons during the Korean War.

:)

re: #183 IslandLibertarian

Pilgrim, I already forgave you up thread, but I threw in a zinger with it so I guess it don't count.
So I accept your apology and ask that if I have offended you in any way, I am sorry.

And for the record, I'm not a he/she. I look horrible in heels.

/can't we all just get along?

Heh - as long as you don't keep calling me "pilgrim". I keep thinking of John Wayne when I see that. Although, I am still a pilgrim. Aren't we all?

No, it was my bad. Scripture is too precious to be used as a stick. And I tried to whack you with it.

Heh - no heels from now on. Me too. I hate them, though I am expected to wear them occasionally.

/stupid girl rules.....

re: #189 Sharmuta

Yes, IL- I love you still.

Will you still love me tomorrow?

It's LOG!™

re: #193 Sharmuta

It's LOG!™

Better than Powered Toastman

re: #189 Sharmuta

awwwwwwww gosh-o-golly........that makes up for all the drivel I've given and taken.
And now to sleep.
G'nite 'tiles.

re: #191 Intrepid

There are girl rules?! Why was I not informed of this?

re: #187 IslandLibertarian

Hey Sharm, you still love me?

"still"?

re: #194 FurryOldGuyJeans

Better than Powered Toastman

I'm firmly convinced that, when future archaeologists examine the early days of the internet, they will believe that the question of whether the hero's name was "Powered Toast Man" or "Powdered Toast Man" was a matter of great importance, due to the number of forum threads dedicated to the issue.

re: #193 Sharmuta

It's LOG!™

Check out the Obama ears on that LOG kid!

Heh.

re: #198 gmsc

I'm firmly convinced that, when future archaeologists examine the early days of the internet, they will believe that the question of whether the hero's name was "Powered Toast Man" or "Powdered Toast Man" was a matter of great importance, due to the number of forum threads dedicated to the issue.

Hey, you stole my "D"! ;)

It's better than bad, it GOOD!

Log! is right up there with Happy Fun Ball™

re: #196 Sharmuta

There are girl rules?! Why was I not informed of this?

Ssshhhh - honey, you're a yankee, and us Southern gals have different rules than ya'll do.

We gotta wear heels and skirts every once in a while. It's the nature of the game here.

re: #199 Intrepid

Check out the Obama ears on that LOG kid!

Heh.

There's only one way to make 0bama's ears smaller - Nan0bama!

Log can't beat the fun one can have with a Pet Rock.

re: #202 Sharmuta

Log! is right up there with Happy Fun Ball™

Or Big Red™ (the toy, not the gum)

re: #205 Rancher

Log can't beat the fun one can have with a Pet Rock.

Does a pet rock roll over your neighbour's dog?

Oh yeah- I'm bookmarking this for future use.

FOOD FIGHT!

re: #207 FurryOldGuyJeans

Does a pet rock roll over your neighbour's dog?

Depends how big the rock is or how small the dog is.

/and mathematics. ;)

re: #208 Sharmuta

Oh yeah- I'm bookmarking this for future use.

You seem to have turned into a John K fan all of the sudden!

re: #210 BlueCanuck

Depends how big the rock is or how small the dog is.

/and mathematics. ;)

Oh yeah, muddy things up with facts, why don't ya!

re: #212 FurryOldGuyJeans

Oh yeah, muddy things up with facts, why don't ya!

Who knew that 0bama logged on LGF with the name FurryOldGuyJeans?

re: #211 gmsc

You seem to have turned into a John K fan all of the sudden!

Ren and Stimpy is more addicting that crack.

We had to bail out the banks because they were the engine that effects all sectors of the economy. We do not have to bail out ever other industry, state, or city that is experiencing tough times. I just saw that Philadelphia will ask Obama for a bailout. Look for a deep depresion if we borrow, print money or soak the "rich" so we can throw money everywhere. Can't folks see this makes no sense?

re: #208 Sharmuta

Oh yeah- I'm bookmarking this for future use.

Oh honey, have some Nora to help you out.

re: #208 Sharmuta

Oh yeah- I'm bookmarking this for future use.

For reference, this is what Stimpy's singing.

re: #213 gmsc

Who knew that 0bama logged on LGF with the name FurryOldGuyJeans?

When Obama turns out to be an old hairy white dude who is also a disabled vet do let me know.

re: #217 Sharmuta

For reference, this is what Stimpy's singing.

I prefer to not know what she is singing, thank you very much ;)

re: #218 FurryOldGuyJeans

When Obama turns out to be an old hairy white dude who is also a disabled vet do let me know.

He's saving that surprise for the last day of his presidency.
;)

re: #217 Sharmuta

heh, I knew that. Don't even have to click the link for the "Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen."

/oohrah

Since it seems to be cartoon music night, how about a little The Cat Came Back?

One more time, with fervor [I seem to be invisible to all except Blue].

re: myself
...here's my contribution in observance of Veterans' Day and Remembrance Day.

Good night, good souls. I'm going to go upstairs and feel sorry for myself.

:-[

re: #223 LeePro

One more time, with fervor [I seem to be invisible to all except Blue].

Good night, good souls. I'm going to go upstairs and feel sorry for myself.

:-[

Lee! Don't leave us! And don't feel sorry for yourself!

Here, have some Nora!

Night {Lee}, have yourself a good sleep.

re: #223 LeePro

One more time, with fervor [I seem to be invisible to all except Blue].

Good night, good souls. I'm going to go upstairs and feel sorry for myself.

:-[

tag, you're it......

/and no cooties!

re: #215 Rancher

Many years ago during a time when a lot of U.S. cities were going bankrupt, or were on the verge of bankruptcy, Ed Rendell became mayor of Philadelphia and inherited a similar mess. He p*ssed off a lot of people (city unions in particular) with cuts and cost saving measures, but managed to get the city budget back in line in a couple of years.

And that's how he became Governor.

Last I heard, while states and cities all over the country are in trouble, Rendell announced that Pennsylvania is in "pretty good shape" to weather this storm.

Once upon a time voters held politicians accountable. Anymore, nobody's accountable for anything.

re: #227 littleoldlady

Many years ago during a time when a lot of U.S. cities were going bankrupt, or were on the verge of bankruptcy, Ed Rendell became mayor of Philadelphia and inherited a similar mess. He p*ssed off a lot of people (city unions in particular) with cuts and cost saving measures, but managed to get the city budget back in line in a couple of years.

And that's how he became Governor.

Last I heard, while states and cities all over the country are in trouble, Rendell announced that Pennsylvania is in "pretty good shape" to weather this storm.

Once upon a time voters held politicians accountable. Anymore, nobody's accountable for anything.

The taxpayers are always held accountable.

re: #222 gmsc

Since it seems to be cartoon music night, how about a little The Cat Came Back?

And I reply with "Blackfly".

re: #227 littleoldlady

I switched parties to work for Ed in his first campaign, got to meet and chat with him one Friday afternoon. Nice enough guy, I was happy with what he had done to my Parents hometown so I gave back.

In a 2006 interview with Ben Smith of the NY Daily News, Rahm Emanuel, who will be Barack Obama's White House chief of staff, laughed at Smith's concerns about how far-reaching a mandatory civil-service plan would be.


UPDATE FULL VIDEO AVAILABLE HERE (first one had an error)

[Link: www.eyeblast.tv...]


Rahm Emanuel, Obama Chief of Staff on MANDATORY CIVIL SERVICE PLAN

Damn, I don't get to see any of these links, they're all blocked.

re: #232 Rancher

At work? Here's a hint for later. Hit the show links button when you get home. Saves time in filtering through the thread looking for these nice little nuggets.

re: #227 littleoldlady

Once upon a time voters held politicians accountable. Anymore, nobody's accountable for anything.

Well, out here Arnold is still trying to get his biceps around how big the deficit will be this year (and probably next year.) Estimates run over $20 billion. That is a lot of money, and the state is now saying they need to raise sales tax about 1.5 points! That, on-top of some pretty broad budget cuts.

As the Japanese found out in the last decade, raising sales tax just reduces commerce by about the same amount, when the economy is stagnant. Californian politicians are so used to a growing California economy that they don't realize that in a recession increasing taxes at the state level just moves commerce across state lines.

re: #231 milton

That's stunning.

re: #230 Stonemason

I switched parties to work for Ed in his first campaign, got to meet and chat with him one Friday afternoon. Nice enough guy, I was happy with what he had done to my Parents hometown so I gave back.

Right. I've met him, too. When you filter out some of the off-the-wall partisan party stuff he says (which, when you see him say in person, you'd SWEAR he was rolling his eyes ;-) he's a "good politician".

If there is such a thing. :-/

Meanwhile, Philadelphia has a wage tax, over and above the state tax, a +1% sales tax added to the state's, and higher business taxes than the surrounding counties. (I think it still does, anyway.)

Gee? Where did the tax base go?

re: #236 littleoldlady

(which, when you see him say in person, you'd SWEAR he was rolling his eyes ;-)

OH MY...when I met him, there was a life-sized cardboard Bill Clinton in the office. I swear he rolled his eyes at it when he saw it!

He was always a conservative Dem, or a Liberal Rep (as he ran the first time he tried to be Mayor)

geenstijl reportsthat he iraian ship where lgf reported aboutearlier
has arrived in Rotterdam

I put it through google translate and corrected some errors of the translating

In the port this afternoon is Deyanat MS Iran arrived, BNR reported, and according conspiracy theorists this is the largest dirty bomb ever created. Do you remember? Somali pirates hijacked the ship earlier this year, but they all mysteriously deceased when theyopened the holds. The pirates showed symptoms that appeared on many suspected radiation sickness. Lost hair, blood poop, bleeding gums and death. Why the ship is now in Rotterdam, is a mystery. Within the Port Authority would circulate a memo in which order is given to additional checks on Iran Deyanat. Think men in white suits, AIVD'ers and no doubt a lost American.
Update 08.00 Despite the strongest lead ever in the Dutch maritime history that we have a nuclear / illegal, scary and strange ship have, nothing happens. The Port Authority finds an examination of the contents are not needed. That would only make some friendly Muslim states angry.

re: #231 milton

Have you put that up in the spinoffs yet?

re: #236 littleoldlady

As far as the Philly taxes now, yup, they are killing the City. Nutter is trying hard to clean up after the thieves that ran the place for eight years but he is fighting an uphill battle.

this one is for my 6 element, without whom i'd be FUBAR.....

Moonchild

i went out at twilight this evening, and there was the (more or less) full moon, just up from the east, surrounded by the evening haze, which was a pastel of pink/red/purple......... think Jimi Hendrix in a visual.

Fruitcup = T-8 minutes and counting.

re: #242 Intrepid

Fruitcup = T-8 minutes and counting.

Time Killer

re: #242 Intrepid

Fruitcup = T-8 minutes and counting.

fruit cup: fixed and fermenting......

/white smoke

re: #240 Stonemason

I like Nutter. I wish him much success.

And nothing could be better for the city than to get the Street brothers OUTTA THERE!

Which gets more laughs - "Dong!" or "Pleung"

I dare you not to laugh.

re: #239 BlueCanuck

Perhaps he doesn't know how. Why don't you add it?

Mmm...fruitcup!

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet ------------------->
Help yourselves!

Woot! Fruitcup from littleoldlady!

Yay!

re: #249 littleoldlady

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet ------------------->
Help yourselves!

nothing tastes quite as good as tardy fruit cup:
it gives the fixins more time to meld......

re: #250 Intrepid

Psst- you gotsta ding it, Trep.

Thanks LOL

re: #251 redc1c4

nothing tastes quite as good as tardy fruit cup:
it gives the fixins more time to meld......

Yes, that .01 second gives it that extra edge!

heh/white smoke?

re: #247 Sharmuta

Done. Ooops, maybe I should have put in a hat tip.

/getting tired and wonky

re: #249 littleoldlady