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The Anti-Museum

Science | Thu, Nov 13, 2008 at 6:40:51 pm PST

Here’s a highly entertaining account of a trip to the Creation Museum in Kentucky, by Daniel Phelps, president of the Kentucky Paleontological Society: The Anti-Museum.

Well, it would be highly entertaining if it weren’t so very sad.

The Dragon Theater features a short video on dinosaurs that absurdly argues they were in the Bible and were around until at least Medieval times where they were called dragons. Much of the narration is done by the same actor that played the paleontologist in the “Last Adam” video and whose likeness was used at the “Dinosaur Dig Site.” Most of the film is taken up by a cheesy retelling of the legend of St. George and the Dragon. Widespread dragon legends in other cultures are also mentioned. According to artwork in the film, children in ancient Japan even had pet Stegosaurs. Creationist paleontologist Kurt Wise (a Harvard Graduate, who now works for the Southern Baptist Seminary in Louisville, KY) tells the audience that Behemoth and Leviathan from the book of Job are likely to be dinosaurs. Wise also claims that dinosaur extinction was likely due to post-Flood climate change and the sudden rarity of certain gymnosperm plants that dinosaurs munched on before the Flood. This video is certainly the low point of Dr. Wise’s career.

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1 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:41:21pm
2 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:41:48pm
3 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:42:58pm

Uh, I'm a Christian. I think these people are idiots.

4 FloridaAnole  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:43:26pm

Is this dragon museum for real? Or is it just a major practical joke like the Piltdown Man?

5 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:43:57pm

re: #3 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Uh, I'm a Christian. I think these people are idiots.

I do too but I'm not that interested in this topic. I'll check back later.

6 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:44:01pm
7 Pastorius  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:44:31pm

Japanese children had pet Stegosaurs?

That explains the whole Pokemon phenomenon.

:)

8 MandyManners  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:45:01pm

re: #7 Pastorius

Japanese children had pet Stegosaurs?

That explains the whole Pokemon phenomenon.

:)

LOL!

9 experiencedtraveller  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:45:59pm

That pterodactyl's private parts be covered.

/Outraged

10 HelloDare  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:46:06pm

I just think it's sad that unicorns never made it on Noah's Ark. I can understand about some of those dinosaur -- they're bullies. But the uncorn?

11 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:46:07pm
12 Killian Bundy  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:46:39pm
The Dragon Theater features a short video on dinosaurs that absurdly argues they were in the Bible

/I'm sorry, did I miss some verses in any version of the Bible printed in the last 700 years?

13 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:46:49pm
Wise also claims that dinosaur extinction was likely due to post-Flood climate change and the sudden rarity of certain gymnosperm plants that dinosaurs munched on before the Flood. This video is certainly the low point of Dr. Wise’s career.

Yea, and the foot and a half, 3 inch thick dino bone I have fossilized sometime after the flood, oh about 600 years ago.

Oh, and the 20-30 pounds of meteorites in my collection, which are made up of chondrules composed of the stardust that revolved around the proto-sun, they formed just a few eons ago.

Ah, and the...

Brain dead people, the whole bunch of them.

14 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:47:27pm

re: #3 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Uh, I'm a Christian. I think these people are idiots.

I'm an atheist, and I agree with you.

15 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:47:34pm

re: #10 HelloDare

Well, there were green alligators, and long necked geese...

16 HelloDare  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:47:39pm
17 angst  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:48:39pm
18 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:48:39pm

re: #15 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Well, there were green alligators, and long necked geese...

Some humpty back camels and some chimpanzees.

19 Thanos  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:48:52pm
A native of Australia, Ken Ham arrived in Northern Kentucky in 1994. Previously, he had worked for the Institute for Creation Research (ICR) near San Diego, California. During his stint at the Institute for Creation Research, Reverend Ham developed a reputation for being a firebrand for the creationist movement. For example, his most popular book The Lie: Evolution is intended for adult readers, but features cartoons of "evolutionists" dressed as pirates with cannons shooting up a castle labeled "Christianity" (as Dave Barry says, "I'm not making this up!"). While at the ICR Reverend Ham was one of the ministry's most in-demand speakers; often putting a strong social commentary in his anti-evolution sermons. According to Ham, almost every ill of modern society can be traced to the widespread acceptance of evolution.

Where have I heard that bit before... oh ya, at the Discovery Institute.

20 HelloDare  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:48:53pm

re: #15 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Well, there were green alligators, and long necked geese...

Tokenism.

21 angst  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:49:03pm

re: #15 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Aw, you beat me to it.

22 Oh no...Sand People!  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:49:50pm

re: #14 Walter L. Newton

I'm an atheist, and I agree with you.

BWAAHAA!

23 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:49:51pm
24 Charles  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:49:58pm

And yes, I am trying to make a point by juxtaposing this with the previous article. If you were wondering.

I'm evil that way.

25 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:50:40pm

re: #4 FloridaAnole

Is this dragon museum for real? Or is it just a major practical joke like the Piltdown Man?

That is the optimistic interpretation.

I don't know whether to roll around on my rug, howling with laughter, or cry.

26 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:50:52pm

Some cats and rats and elephants, as sure as you're born...

27 FightingBack  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:50:56pm

He calls himself a Doctor?

28 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:50:57pm

re: #24 Charles

And yes, I am trying to make a point by juxtaposing this with the previous article. If you were wondering.

I'm evil that way.

Ah, figured that out. Nice bookends to the topic.

29 Pastorius  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:51:21pm

If only Hunter S. Thompson were alive and vital still, and Scanlan's Monthly were still around, to pay him to take a trip out to Kentucky to do a story on the Creationist Museum. Him and Rauol Duke.

Oh, that would be great.

I hope I dream about that tonight.

30 Oh no...Sand People!  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:52:08pm

Come on now...we already have the real reason why dinosaurs became extinct.

31 FightingBack  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:52:10pm

Ah, the brain damage that this will inflict.

32 Ozymandias[deleted]  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:52:12pm
33 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:52:19pm

re: #18 Walter L. Newton

Some humpty back camels and some chimpanzees.

Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born,
The loveliest of all was the unicorn!

34 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:52:24pm

re: #26 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Some cats and rats and elephants, as sure as you're born...

Shel Silverstein wrote that song. I always assumed it was some roving guy from Ireland.

35 howyadoin  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:52:29pm

re: #19 Thanos

Funny, these "ills" have existed LOOOOOOONNNNG before the theory of evolution become a sparkle in Darwin's eye!

36 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:53:22pm

re: #24 Charles

And yes, I am trying to make a point by juxtaposing this with the previous article. If you were wondering.

I'm evil that way.

There are varieties of evil that are quite fun.

However, most of them involve calories or carbs I'm not supposed to have, so this is something of a relief.

I won't mention the other kind of fun evil.

37 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:53:23pm

re: #32 Ozymandias

Do not question the owner of a site for content.

38 Salem  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:53:46pm

Here thar be idjits...

39 pat  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:53:49pm

What is the genome of this dragon?

40 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:53:50pm

Perhaps the only valid point in this whole exercise is that many cultures around the world have legends about dragons. This may well be the result of ancient people trying to explain the fossil remains of dinosaurs.

(Or, if you're into cryptozoology...)

41 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:54:03pm

re: #36 Dianna

I like cake.

42 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:54:17pm

re: #32 Ozymandias

why you waste good bandwidth on this issue is beyond me, when there are so any other subjects to discuss.

Hmmm. Because it's Charles' blog.

43 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:54:38pm
44 HelloDare  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:54:55pm

Noah's Ark. You could cram a couple dinosaurs on it. Heck, you could stick a 747 on it and put velociraptors in first class. (On second thought, I think the wings would be too wide.)

45 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:55:03pm

re: #41 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I like cake.

INFIDEL!

/pie

46 experiencedtraveller  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:55:22pm

re: #30 Oh no...Sand People!

Come on now...we already have the real reason why dinosaurs became extinct.

Election is over. You can stop covering for Sara Palin. We all heard the story of her shooting all those dinosaurs...

47 MandyManners  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:55:29pm
According to Ham, almost every ill of modern society can be traced to the widespread acceptance of evolution.

Has he not read the Bible? Sin's been around almost as long as humanity.

48 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:55:31pm

re: #43 buzzsawmonkey

Gosh you're smart.

49 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:56:04pm

re: #48 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Gosh you're smart.

It's a great poem.

50 Sean  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:56:10pm

Anybody got a graphic of Jesus riding a dinosaur into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday?
How about the hebrews fleeing pharoah's dino-charioteers?

51 HelloDare  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:56:49pm

Dinosaur Melts. Like squirrel melts but bigger.

52 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:56:57pm

re: #50 Sean

Anybody got a graphic of Jesus riding a dinosaur into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday?
How about the hebrews fleeing pharoah's dino-charioteers?

You're looking for the last thread for that particular bit of creative flourish.

53 Thanos  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:57:13pm

Here's a book the article mentions that would probably be a good read:

The Counter-Creationism Handbook (Isaak, 2007).

54 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:57:15pm

re: #51 HelloDare

Dinosaur Melts. Like squirrel melts but bigger.

But steel melts not.

55 howyadoin  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:57:18pm

re: #47 MandyManners

Wouldn't fit his "paradigm".

re: #47 MandyManners

Has he not read the Bible? Sin's been around almost as long as humanity.

56 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:57:21pm

re: #41 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I like cake.

Yeah? Well, I have a naked, burning, unslakeable passion for cheesecake.

57 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:57:25pm

Oh hell, there's football on, isn't there?

58 lone_wolf_in_illinois  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:57:38pm

re: #31 FightingBack

Ah, the brain damage that this will inflict.

To be able to have brain damage implies that there were brains to begin with.

59 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:57:39pm

re: #24 Charles
Ya forgot to insert the evil villian laugh!

60 Truck Monkey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:57:40pm

re: #45 OldLineTexan

INFIDEL!

/pie

enjoy

61 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:57:49pm

re: #47 MandyManners

According to Ham, almost every ill of modern society can be traced to the widespread acceptance of evolution.

Ham?

You mean they actually interviewed one of Noah's sons?

/

62 Charles  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:57:57pm

Countdown to the first person telling I'm "obsessed" about this topic, and it's boring, and I must hate Christians, and ...

63 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:58:06pm

re: #56 Dianna

Yeah? Well, I have a naked, burning, unslakeable passion for cheesecake.

Yeah. I eat it naked too. But not burned.

64 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:58:17pm

re: #43 buzzsawmonkey

I do so like a man who can deploy a Shelley reference.

65 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:58:54pm

re: #56 Dianna

Yeah? Well, I have a naked, burning, unslakeable passion for cheesecake.

I'm off to the Cheesecake Factory for no apparent reason. Hold that thought...

66 jaunte  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:58:54pm

re: #53 Thanos

Here's a book the article mentions that would probably be a good read:

The Counter-Creationism Handbook (Isaak, 2007).

There's a Kindle edition...

67 Pvt Bin Jammin  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:58:55pm

Oh noes, my daughter's going to be so disappointed that she went all the way to Loisville a few weeks ago and missed this museum.

68 Sean  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:58:59pm

re: #52 OldLineTexan

Darn.
But I had noooo idea that original sin began with Darwin!

69 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:59:03pm

re: #42 Walter L. Newton
The dipstick got deleted. Some people never learn.

70 Oh no...Sand People!  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:59:08pm
When close relatives marry today, there is an increased likelihood of deformities in the offspring because of the mutations (mistakes) that have accumulated in the human race since Adam's sin. The closer the relatives, the more likelihood that such people will have similar mistakes. If these mutations are inherited in offspring from both parents, then there is an increased probability of major physiological problems.

So 'sinning' is what causes deformities?

That is crazy talk.

71 FurryOldGuyJeans  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:59:29pm

Ahh, the mysteries of science refuted once again by a "museum". *snicker*

Seriously, time to get out a power screw-driver to do some tightening up of all the screw-balls.

72 howyadoin  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:59:34pm

re: #62 Charles

Countdown to the first person telling I'm "obsessed" about this topic, and it's boring, and I must hate Christians, and ...

Aw, heck, I'll do it. "Charles, their obsessed with calling you obsessed and they love to write the word, 'hate'."

73 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:59:44pm

re: #60 Truck Monkey

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

enjoy

He's too white.

/I have seen the act

74 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:59:50pm

re: #63 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

A slice cools the burning.

But only for a while.

Moan.

75 Pvt Bin Jammin  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 6:59:56pm

re: #67 Pvt Bin Jammin

Dang, Charles, I really did hit the sarc tag. Sorry.

76 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:00:08pm

re: #62 Charles
What? You mean that hasn't come up yet?! Amazing.

77 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:00:10pm

re: #64 Dianna

I do so like a man who can deploy a Shelley reference.

And who knows how to treat a female impersonator.

78 Sean  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:00:42pm

Ever get the feeling that the era of enlightenment is ending?

79 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:00:43pm

re: #68 Sean

Darn.
But I had noooo idea that original sin began with Darwin!

You didn't hear it from me.

80 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:00:45pm

re: #62 Charles

I do not think your obsessed. It's not my favorite subject, but it is not boring. I know you love me.

Take that!

81 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:01:05pm

re: #77 Dar ul Harb

And who knows how to treat a female impersonator.

?!

82 Occasional Reader  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:01:13pm

re: #44 HelloDare

Noah's Ark. You could cram a couple dinosaurs on it. Heck, you could stick a 747 on it and put velociraptors in first class. (On second thought, I think the wings would be too wide.)

Damn! Well, that settles it, then.

83 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:01:38pm

re: #78 Sean

Ever get the feeling that the era of enlightenment is ending?

Every day. But I'm a pessimist.

84 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:02:20pm

I thought I had original sin.
But turns out it was just a reprint.

85 Killian Bundy  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:02:29pm
Luk 19:33 And as they were loosing the colt, the owners thereof said unto them, Why loose ye the colt?
Luk 19:34 And they said, The Lord hath need of him.
Luk 19:35 And they brought him to Jesus: and they cast their garments upon the colt, and they set Jesus thereon

Colt, donkey, ass, the argument continues to this day.

/one thing's for damn sure, Jesus did not ride into Jerusalem on a velociraptor

86 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:02:46pm

re: #78 Sean

Ever get the feeling that the era of enlightenment is ending?

Nope. The genie of knowledge is out of the bottle.

However, the battle against ignorance is eternal, because new ignorants are born every day.

87 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:03:24pm

re: #81 Dianna

?!

Monty Python reference.

88 spidly  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:03:24pm

dinosaurs shoulda learned to surf

89 Occasional Reader  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:03:28pm

re: #64 Dianna

I do so like a man who can deploy a Shelley reference.

I thought his citation was ABysshemal.

90 FurryOldGuyJeans  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:03:30pm

re: #78 Sean

Ever get the feeling that the era of enlightenment is ending?

Too bad so many people want to hide the light of science under a bushel.

91 HelloDare  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:04:09pm

re: #85 Killian Bundy

Colt, donkey, ass, the argument continues to this day.

/one thing's for damn sure, Jesus did not ride into Jerusalem on a velociraptor

"Colt". I think this is a reference to gun control.

92 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:04:20pm

re: #85 Killian Bundy
How do you know? Where you there? Nyah, nyah, nyah! Mwahahaha!

93 FurryOldGuyJeans  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:05:02pm

re: #91 HelloDare

"Colt". I think this is a reference to gun control.

And here I thought Colt was a crappy beer knock-off.

94 Occasional Reader  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:05:04pm

re: #85 Killian Bundy

Colt, donkey, ass, the argument continues to this day.

Well, now it's "colt, springfield, kimber".

(Behead those who insult Kimber)

95 Charles  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:05:11pm

Please note: more than $27 million was spent on this monument to ignorance.

Imagine how many people could have been helped in real, material ways with that much money.

96 lone_wolf_in_illinois  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:05:19pm

re: #91 HelloDare

"Colt". I think this is a reference to gun control.

A gun thread!

97 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:05:31pm

re: #85 Killian Bundy

We can tell, because the scribes and the pharisees didn't get eaten.

98 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:05:48pm

re: #93 FurryOldGuyJeans

And here I thought Colt was a crappy beer knock-off.

Note to self: Do not choose FOGJ for gunfighting team.

99 Oh no...Sand People!  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:05:55pm

I take this on faith that eventually the bridge between science and religion will be crossed and we will realize they are different sides of the same coin. IMHO.

100 lone_wolf_in_illinois  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:06:10pm

re: #95 Charles

Please note: more than $27 million was spent on this monument to ignorance.

Imagine how many people could have been helped in real, material ways with that much money.

We could have given it to GM, GE, AIG, (insert bailout recipient here)..
/

101 Occasional Reader  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:06:13pm

re: #87 Dar ul Harb

Monty Python reference.

"Did the dinosaurs build Stonehenge?"

102 Sean  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:06:22pm

re: #79 OldLineTexan
BTW- I love the Gonzales flag.

103 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:06:41pm

re: #97 Dianna
Maybe the scribes and pharisees weren't kosher.

104 FurryOldGuyJeans  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:07:18pm

re: #95 Charles

Please note: more than $27 million was spent on this monument to ignorance.

Imagine how many people could have been helped in real, material ways with that much money.

Wasting money is not just a creationist wet dream. Look at what it cost to buy the presidency.

105 Occasional Reader  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:07:23pm

re: #96 lone_wolf_in_illinois

A gun thread!

My reaction.

106 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:07:28pm

re: #95 Charles

Please note: more than $27 million was spent on this monument to ignorance.

Imagine how many people could have been helped in real, material ways with that much money.

A drop in a bucket compared to the $ spent electing Obama. And less harmful, IMO. Localized.

107 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:07:40pm

re: #95 Charles

Please note: more than $27 million was spent on this monument to ignorance.

Imagine how many people could have been helped in real, material ways with that much money.

Yeah, they could have made another sequel to Jurassic Park.

(Or Indy IV.)

108 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:07:49pm

re: #89 Occasional Reader

I thought his citation was ABysshemal.

That's Coleridge!

It was an Abyssinian maid,
And on her dulcimer she played,
And sang of Mount Abora.
Could I but revive within me
Her symphony and song,
To such deep delight 'twould win me
That with music loud and long,
I should build that dome in air,
That sunny dome! Those caves of ice!

109 FurryOldGuyJeans  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:07:55pm

re: #98 OldLineTexan

Note to self: Do not choose FOGJ for gunfighting team.

I prefer winchester myself. ;)

110 Pvt Bin Jammin  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:08:05pm

Wonder why I can't get baby Godzilla out of my head:


LOL

111 reine.de.tout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:08:09pm
Creationist paleontologist Kurt Wise (a Harvard Graduate, who now works for the Southern Baptist Seminary in Louisville, KY) tells the audience that Behemoth and Leviathan from the book of Job are likely to be dinosaurs

Proof that a Hahvahd degree is not necessarily such a wonderful thing?

112 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:08:14pm

re: #102 Sean

BTW- I love the Gonzales flag.

Thanks!

113 lone_wolf_in_illinois  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:08:25pm

re: #105 Occasional Reader

My reaction.

I heard that Obama was looking to use this as the new "Hail to the Chief"!

114 jaunte  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:08:30pm

re: #95 Charles

"Since most Mennonites in Kentucky and southern Ohio are hard working farmers with a limited income and large families, their visit to the Creation Museum at this time of year represents an important investment of time and money."

On that same theme, there's more money continuing to flow in, from people who probably can't afford much discretionary spending.

115 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:09:13pm

re: #99 Oh no...Sand People!

I take this on faith that eventually the bridge between science and religion will be crossed and we will realize they are different sides of the same coin. IMHO.

The type of folks we are dealing with in these topics will never cross that bridge.

116 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:09:22pm

re: #103 pingjockey

Maybe the scribes and pharisees weren't kosher.

And this would worry a velociraptor, why?

117 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:09:29pm

re: #111 reine.de.tout

Proof that a Hahvahd degree is not necessarily such a wonderful thing?

Are you stealth-doubting The Obama?

118 lone_wolf_in_illinois  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:09:55pm

re: #115 Walter L. Newton

The type of folks we are dealing with in these topics will never cross that bridge.

There was going to be a bridge in Alaska that was designed for them to cross.

119 FurryOldGuyJeans  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:09:57pm

re: #115 Walter L. Newton

The type of folks we are dealing with in these topics will never cross that bridge.

They would apparently prefer to burn the bridge.

120 Sean  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:10:02pm

re: #95 Charles
Well at least it employs construction workers and custodians!
Better than socialism anyday.
Can we get a Flying Sphaghetti Monster Museum going?
/I'm a Catholic with a sense of humor

121 Salem  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:10:09pm

Abandon all brains ye who enter here.

122 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:10:15pm

re: #114 jaunte

"Since most Mennonites in Kentucky and southern Ohio are hard working farmers with a limited income and large families, their visit to the Creation Museum at this time of year represents an important investment of time and money."

On that same theme, there's more money continuing to flow in, from people who probably can't afford much discretionary spending.

Too bad. I don't believe in deciding how to spend other's money, though.

123 reine.de.tout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:10:39pm

re: #95 Charles

Please note: more than $27 million was spent on this monument to ignorance.

Imagine how many people could have been helped in real, material ways with that much money.

This place is a huge waste of time, energy and intellect, that's for sure.

But I'm sure at least some of that $27 million was used to pay the wages of construction workers, craftsmen, artisans, and others who put this stupid place together.

124 Oh no...Sand People!  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:10:44pm

re: #115 Walter L. Newton

The type of folks we are dealing with in these topics will never cross that bridge.

Yeah, I should have put a disclaimer after I typed that. I myself am a 'creationist' but not that type of creationist...

125 HelloDare  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:10:46pm
126 Occasional Reader  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:10:48pm

Eva Mendes.
Meeeeow.

127 Jim in Virginia  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:11:10pm

re: #112 OldLineTexan

I can't believe it- the Owls are having a winning season!

128 jaunte  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:11:23pm

re: #122 OldLineTexan

Yes, it's theirs to spend. Sorry they have made that decision.

129 Oh no...Sand People!  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:11:29pm

re: #121 Salem

Abandon all brains ye who enter here.

ROFL!

That struck me as the funniest line of the day so far...

130 experiencedtraveller  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:11:32pm

Well, good old fashioned hucksterism is a tradition in America.

/Travelling circus'; sideshow freaks; stunt shows and &...

131 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:11:38pm

re: #127 Jim in Virginia

I can't believe it- the Owls are having a winning season!

I told you the End was near.

132 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:11:50pm

re: #111 reine.de.tout

Creationist paleontologist Kurt Wise (a Harvard Graduate, who now works for the Southern Baptist Seminary in Louisville, KY) tells the audience that Behemoth and Leviathan from the book of Job are likely to be dinosaurs

Proof that a Hahvahd degree is not necessarily such a wonderful thing?

And uneducated, barely getting out of high school Walter L. Newton tells an audience (which is anyone who will listen to me) that Behemoth and Leviathan from the book of Job are likely to be an ancient Hebrew fable designed to teach a lesson.

133 lone_wolf_in_illinois  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:11:56pm

re: #123 reine.de.tout

And keep it running, like the janitors that have to clean up the Dino's droppings!

134 Occasional Reader  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:12:19pm

re: #127 Jim in Virginia

I can't believe it- the Owls are having a winning season!

Wait... this is a Twin Peaks reference, isn't it?

135 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:12:20pm

re: #116 Dianna
I was being silly, not exact!

136 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:12:28pm

re: #126 Occasional Reader

Eva Mendes.
Meeeeow.

I seriously hope that's not to my address, OR, because then my abysmal ignorance of pop culture will once again be on display.

137 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:12:29pm

re: #128 jaunte

Yes, it's theirs to spend. Sorry they have made that decision.

A fool and his money are soon...

I got bigger fish to fry than sorrowing over that. Like the fools that want to part me from my money.

138 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:12:37pm

re: #121 Salem

Abandon all brains ye who enter here.

Welcome to the zombie museum!

139 reine.de.tout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:12:41pm

re: #117 OldLineTexan

Are you stealth-doubting The Obama?

Before the election, I got a nasty e-mail from a loony lib I correspond with, courtesy of a high-school friend.

The e-mail went on to say that blue-staters were going to "secede" from red-staters - part of the e-mail said that they would have Harvard, we would have Ole Miss.

It was supposed to be insulting. I sure didn't take it that way.

140 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:12:54pm

re: #56 Dianna

Wow! Some pent up thoughts you would like to just get out? Go ahead, I am here for you!

141 Jim in Virginia  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:13:24pm

re: #131 OldLineTexanDare we hope for a bowl invite?

142 Salem  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:13:26pm

Wonderful taxidermy job on that Texas pterodactyl, wot?

143 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:13:46pm

re: #134 Occasional Reader

Wait... this is a Twin Peaks reference, isn't it?

A backward-speaking flaming dwarf would be much less bizarre than a winning season for the Owls.

144 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:13:51pm

re: #135 pingjockey

I was being silly, not exact!

So am I!

On a topic like this, I think we can get as silly as we like, and no one will notice, or care, too much.

145 jaunte  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:13:59pm

re: #139 reine.de.tout

You could send them a county-by-county voting map and ask them what they plan to do for farmland.

146 ggt  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:14:20pm

hey Lizards!

I liked the title the Moron Magnet myself.

I see it even has a listing in the Urban Dictionary.

How are you-all tonite and anyone planning a trip to Peterburg KY?

147 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:14:24pm

re: #139 reine.de.tout

Before the election, I got a nasty e-mail from a loony lib I correspond with, courtesy of a high-school friend.

The e-mail went on to say that blue-staters were going to "secede" from red-staters - part of the e-mail said that they would have Harvard, we would have Ole Miss.

It was supposed to be insulting. I sure didn't take it that way.

We get to keep Faulkner? Woo-hoo! Juleps all around.

148 Typicalwhitey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:14:26pm

OT:
Ayers: Oh, by the way, Obama and I actually are “family friends”

Have you guys seen this?!?!:
snip:

“We had served together on the board of a foundation, knew one another as neighbors and family friends, held an initial fund-raiser at my house, where I’d made a small donation to his earliest political campaign,” he writes.

obama flat out lied about the fundraiser at ayers house in the debate with Senator McCain.

149 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:14:33pm

re: #134 Occasional Reader

Wait... this is a Twin Peaks reference, isn't it?

Wow. That is about the most obscure reference to owls that anyone could ever find. A pat on your back.

150 Jim in Virginia  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:14:33pm

re: #134 Occasional Reader
Nope , an inside joke.
Think of Great American Universities named after cereal grains.

151 FurryOldGuyJeans  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:14:39pm

re: #144 Dianna

So am I!

On a topic like this, I think we can get as silly as we like, and no one will notice, or care, too much.

Silly is what prompted the topic in the first place. ;)

152 reine.de.tout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:14:46pm

re: #145 jaunte

You could send them a county-by-county voting map and ask them what they plan to do for farmland.

Whoa! I might just do that!

153 CynicalConservative  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:15:09pm

re: #145 jaunte

You could send them a county-by-county voting map and ask them what they plan to do for farmland.

That won't scare them, everybody knows that food comes from the grocery store!
///

154 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:15:12pm

re: #141 Jim in Virginia

Dare we hope for a bowl invite?

Is Satan buying snowshoes?

155 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:15:17pm

re: #144 Dianna
Aha! Well if it was an observant raptor, I would assume it would want its vittles to be kosher!

156 Sean  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:15:24pm

re: #139 reine.de.tout

The e-mail went on to say that blue-staters were going to "secede" from red-staters - part of the e-mail said that they would have Harvard, we would have Ole Miss.

It was supposed to be insulting. I sure didn't take it that way.

I can't wait for all the people who voted him in without vetting him see his agenda!
We won't need to secede.

157 jaunte  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:15:36pm

re: #153 CynicalConservative

Who needs farms? We go to the deli!

158 Jim in Virginia  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:15:38pm

Best line of this story:

creationist paleontologist
159 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:15:39pm

re: #140 ArmyWife

Wow! Some pent up thoughts you would like to just get out? Go ahead, I am here for you!

Ah...probably.

I'm working on a story that's rapidly turning into a novel. This means I've been horribly anti-social; I have a great deal of "pent up."

The problem being that I shall have to repent of my pent up-ness...

160 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:15:42pm

re: #148 Typicalwhitey

OT:
Ayers: Oh, by the way, Obama and I actually are “family friends”

Have you guys seen this?!?!:
snip:

obama flat out lied about the fundraiser at ayers house in the debate with Senator McCain.

Yes, it was the topic of two threads ago.

161 lone_wolf_in_illinois  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:15:42pm

re: #146 ggt

My favorite line from that link:

They didn't know before their visit that The Flintstones was actually a documentary!

Classic!

162 Charles  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:15:46pm

This paragraph really struck me, for what it reveals about the people who promote this stuff:

In front of the ticket booth is a very nice composite wooly Rhino fossil from Siberia on loan to AIG from two of its supporters. I thought this was merely a cast when I first saw the skeleton, because only a thin strip of cloth blocked it off. This cavalier attitude towards a valuable specimen is rather remarkable for a museum, even this one. The mannequins of various biblical characters that appear much later in the museum tour were much more protected by railings and other security.

163 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:15:58pm

re: #142 Salem

Wonderful taxidermy job on that Texas pterodactyl, wot?

How do you know it's from Texas?

/it was the hat and boots, wasn't it?

164 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:16:12pm

re: #111 reine.de.tout

what? WHAT? Oh surely you jest. Ivy League is THE standard of intelligence and anything other is computer paper.

/the only exception is for those who ran and won US Presidential elections in the years 2000 and 2004.

165 CynicalConservative  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:16:14pm

re: #157 jaunte

Who needs farms? We go to the deli!

Or have it delivered.

166 FurryOldGuyJeans  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:16:17pm

re: #148 Typicalwhitey

Get very used to the idea that virtually anything and everything Obama has said about His past is nothing more than gloss.

167 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:16:24pm

re: #143 OldLineTexan

A backward-speaking flaming dwarf would be much less bizarre than a winning season for the Owls.

I really like that!

Now, what game do the Owls play, and what city or school do they represent?

168 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:17:06pm

re: #148 Typicalwhitey

OT:
Have you guys seen this?!?!

Oh, it seems like it was just a few threads ago

169 Occasional Reader  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:17:16pm

re: #136 Dianna

I seriously hope that's not to my address, OR, because then my abysmal ignorance of pop culture will once again be on display.

Nope, just a generalized "Meeeow". Eva Mendes, on the screen right now in We Own The Night.

I will say, my wife can do quite a good Eva Mendes vibe.

170 reine.de.tout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:17:33pm

re: #153 CynicalConservative

That won't scare them, everybody knows that food comes from the grocery store!
///

Wow, you are indeed cynical!

(and actually, that describes me to a T)

171 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:17:56pm

re: #151 FurryOldGuyJeans

Silly is what prompted the topic in the first place. ;)

Then jump right in!

172 Killian Bundy  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:17:57pm
Job 40:15 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox
Job 41:1 Canst thou draw out leviathan with an hook? or his tongue with a cord which thou lettest down?
Psa 74:14 Thou brakest the heads of leviathan in pieces, and gavest him to be meat to the people inhabiting the wilderness.
Psa 104:26 There go the ships: there is that leviathan, whom thou hast made to play therein.
Isa 27:1 In that day the LORD with his sore and great and strong sword shall punish leviathan the piercing serpent, even leviathan that crooked serpent; and he shall slay the dragon that is in the sea.

/they come up with dinosaurs from these four verses?

173 jaunte  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:18:05pm

Eva Mendes looks like a Bandwidth Exceeded sign tonight.

174 Jim in Virginia  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:18:23pm

re: #154 OldLineTexan

Is Satan buying snowshoes?


Global climate change comes to Hell.

175 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:18:31pm

re: #168 Dar ul Harb

Oh I laughed out loud. Alone in my hotel room. What next?

176 coquimbojoe  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:18:42pm

So, Noah had Dinosaurs on the Ark? This is gonna make my Sunday school lessons so much cooler. It goes something like this...

Little child: Brother Smith, why didn't the first birdy come back after Noah released it?

Me: It did, but the T-rex ate it before Noah saw it.

Amen and amen to that!

177 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:18:46pm

re: #162 Charles

This paragraph really struck me, for what it reveals about the people who promote this stuff:

It just adds to what we already know about these people. They are not scientist, they have no concern for valuable specimens, the proper way to display them, or even how the item relates to the scientific record.

178 FurryOldGuyJeans  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:18:53pm

re: #171 Dianna

Then jump right in!

Hey Moe! *POKE* Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

179 Salem  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:18:56pm

re: #163 OldLineTexan

How do you know it's from Texas?

/it was the hat and boots, wasn't it?



Texas has the biggest pterodactyls.

180 Typicalwhitey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:18:59pm

re: #152 reine.de.tout

Whoa! I might just do that!


Here you go

181 Occasional Reader  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:19:16pm

re: #150 Jim in Virginia

Nope , an inside joke.
Think of Great American Universities named after cereal grains.

Go, Sorghum U! Beat Quinoa!

182 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:19:18pm

re: #155 pingjockey

Aha! Well if it was an observant raptor, I would assume it would want its vittles to be kosher!

It would have an awful time with the kosher salt, that's all I can say.

183 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:19:30pm

re: #176 coquimbojoe

How did they fit on the ark, might I ask? And just who cleaned up the dino poo?

184 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:19:43pm

re: #167 Dianna

I really like that!

Now, what game do the Owls play, and what city or school do they represent?

Rice University Owls football. Three of the four words are true.

Now Rice baseball, that's different.

185 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:19:49pm

Totally OT, this was on ESPN radio yesterday...Yes we have elected a closet socialist, the economy is circling the bowl, etc...However, people here do not fall into the roadside ditch and get boiled to death. Seems in St. Petersburg, Russia, in the winter they run boiling water through the city pipes for heating. Well with the infrastructure being in such fine shape they get boiling water sink holes. This lady slipped, fell into a ditch which was filled with boiling water from the sinkhole.

186 FurryOldGuyJeans  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:19:56pm

re: #177 Walter L. Newton

It just adds to what we already know about these people. They are not scientist, they have no concern for valuable specimens, the proper way to display them, or even how the item relates to the scientific record.

Why bother with scientific accuracy when you want to abolish science.

187 coquimbojoe  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:20:00pm

re: #124 Oh no...Sand People!

Yeah, I should have put a disclaimer after I typed that. I myself am a 'creationist' but not that type of creationist...

Amen, brother! I am also a creationist, but not that type of creationist either.

188 CharlieBravo  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:20:14pm

Some people have way too much time on their hands. Who the heck funds these folks anyway? It wouldn't surprise me to learn the Saudis fund environmentalists in order to keep domestic energy production low. But this...? Mystery 2 me

189 Moe Katz  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:20:29pm

Does anyone remember - it was back in the 80's - McDonald's was giving out little plastic dinosaurs with the Kids Meal and some religious authority in Israel stopped them from handing them out because it contradicted the Biblical account of creation?

190 FurryOldGuyJeans  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:20:43pm

re: #183 ArmyWife

How did they fit on the ark, might I ask? And just who cleaned up the dino poo?

Speaking as a Clinton-era Medical-retired disabled Sailor veteran, ballast.

191 coquimbojoe  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:21:15pm

re: #183 ArmyWife

How did they fit on the ark, might I ask? And just who cleaned up the dino poo?

All good questions that shall be made known to us in the fullness of times. Question not my flawless doctrine!

192 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:21:21pm

re: #169 Occasional Reader

Nope, just a generalized "Meeeow". Eva Mendes, on the screen right now in We Own The Night.

I will say, my wife can do quite a good Eva Mendes vibe.

Good for you.

The only vibe I'm currently receiving from my Male is "I hate my email."

193 Oh no...Sand People!  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:21:26pm

re: #162 Charles

This paragraph really struck me, for what it reveals about the people who promote this stuff:

One word: Gratitude...?

194 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:21:28pm
195 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:21:37pm

re: #185 pingjockey

Is roadside boiling some kind of Russian sport?

196 Jim in Virginia  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:21:38pm

re: #167 Dianna
See this

Yes, I'm being obscure. The sport is football.

197 Sean  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:21:40pm

re: #185 pingjockey

Hey, give hope and change a chance! We can do it!

198 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:22:01pm

re: #179 Salem


Texas has the biggest pterodactyls.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No way, we'd have BBQ'd it by now.

199 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:22:25pm

re: #175 ArmyWife

Oh I laughed out loud. Alone in my hotel room. What next?

Suddenly, I want to quote Joan Osborn, and I'm absolutely sure that would be something to repent.

200 Oh no...Sand People!  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:22:41pm

re: #191 coquimbojoe

All good questions that shall be made known to us in the fullness of times. Question not my flawless doctrine!

I don't in every fiber of my being...

*wink* *wink*...

201 reine.de.tout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:22:50pm

re: #198 OldLineTexan

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No way, we'd have BBQ'd it by now.

And we would have made a gumbo.

202 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:22:54pm

re: #181 Occasional Reader

Go, Sorghum U! Beat Quinoa!

I like to cheer for Farmer's University of Central Kansas, meself.

203 Hobbes  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:22:59pm

re: #95 Charles

Please note: more than $27 million was spent on this monument to ignorance.

Imagine how many people could have been helped in real, material ways with that much money.

And just think how many people could have been helped with BHO's campaign money!

204 Occasional Reader  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:23:08pm

re: #162 Charles

This paragraph really struck me, for what it reveals about the people who promote this stuff:

Well, it's only 6,000 years old, max, what's the big deal?

205 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:23:10pm

Definition of a Christian; A person who, having accepted they are separated from God by Sin, ie the fallen human nature, see their need for a Saviour and turn to Christ, who suffered and died on a Cross as a once and perfect sacrifice for their sin (nature, not deeds), and in so doing, receive His Righteousness as an imputed free gift.

Definition of a Creationist; A person who calls themself a Christian but insists that if one cannot and will not accept in the literal 6 days of creation of the earth and all that encompasses, ie young earth theology, you CANNOT be a Christian.....like them.

206 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:23:29pm

re: #191 coquimbojoe

a thousand humble apologies. I shall go repent by saying 1000000 hope and changes.

207 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:23:57pm

re: #199 Dianna

Suddenly, I want to quote Joan Osborn, and I'm absolutely sure that would be something to repent.

I know that song. Nothing wrong with makin' that hotel room disappear.

Stop feelin' sorry for me, I hate that look on your face.

208 experiencedtraveller  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:24:03pm

re: #162 Charles

on loan to AIG from two of its supporters

Do you know how much it would cost to ship a wooly rhino fossil back to Russia?

209 rboa  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:24:12pm

I am 100% certain dinosaurs were around in biblical times... just in bone form.

IMO: dino bones are the source of a lot of the dragon, etc. myths

210 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:24:16pm

re: #162 Charles


I thought AIG was an insurance Company? Does have a woolly credit rating?

211 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:24:18pm

re: #183 ArmyWife

How did they fit on the ark, might I ask? And just who cleaned up the dino poo?

Noah's wife and daughters-in-law.

If it's poop, women end up dealing with it. I do not understand this rule, but it seems to be universal.

212 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:24:30pm

re: #195 ArmyWife
I think the guy was commenting on the state of some sports in the USA. Mainly the stupidity of MLB.

213 CynicalConservative  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:24:38pm

re: #206 ArmyWife

a thousand humble apologies. I shall go repent by saying 1000000 hope and changes.

So what's that equal to in Pre-Obama terms? 1?

214 FurryOldGuyJeans  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:25:01pm
re: #198 OldLineTexan

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No way, we'd have BBQ'd it by now.

re: #201 reine.de.tout

And we would have made a gumbo.

BBQed gumbo?

215 reine.de.tout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:25:08pm

re: #211 Dianna

Noah's wife and daughters-in-law.

If it's poop, women end up dealing with it. I do not understand this rule, but it seems to be universal.

Because guys gag.
Women who have borne babies and tended to them, don't gag at much of anything.

216 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:25:11pm

re: #206 ArmyWife

a thousand humble apologies. I shall go repent by saying 1000000 hope and changes.


You will need hippies beads for that. See Bill Ayers, he is running a stall outside the Whitehouse.

217 Sean  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:25:41pm

re: #214 FurryOldGuyJeans
re: #198 OldLineTexan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No way, we'd have BBQ'd it by now.

re: #201 reine.de.tout

And we would have made a gumbo.

BBQed gumbo?

FLYING FAJITAS!

218 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:26:45pm

re: #211 Dianna

This is a mystery worth researching. Women and Poo: The Universal Relationship coming up next on the History Channel.

219 coquimbojoe  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:26:50pm

re: #206 ArmyWife

a thousand humble apologies. I shall go repent by saying 1000000 hope and changes.

In Latin please

Dominae
minibus
microbus
obambus
imbiliciae
esperantus et cambius

220 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:27:08pm

re: #213 CynicalConservative

1/2

221 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:27:10pm

re: #207 OldLineTexan

I know that song. Nothing wrong with makin' that hotel room disappear.

Stop feelin' sorry for me, I hate that look on your face.

Have you had the good fortune of seeing her live? It's been a few years for me, but she gives a great show.

222 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:27:31pm

re: #217 Sean

re: #198 OldLineTexan HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No way, we'd have BBQ'd it by now. re: #201 reine.de.tout
And we would have made a gumbo. BBQed gumbo?
FLYING FAJITAS!

And in Colorado, we would fry the balls!

223 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:27:31pm

re: #219 coquimbojoe
you forgot getunderthebus

224 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:27:37pm

re: #215 reine.de.tout

Because guys gag.
Women who have borne babies and tended to them, don't gag at much of anything.

I changed a ton of diapers.

225 jaunte  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:28:02pm

re: #215 reine.de.tout

Some of us guys are unperturbed by dirty diapers or dog-gifts.
You do what needs doing.

226 coquimbojoe  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:28:08pm

re: #223 ArmyWife

you forgot getunderthebus

excellent!

227 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:28:21pm

re: #221 Dianna

Have you had the good fortune of seeing her live? It's been a few years for me, but she gives a great show.

Nope, but I really like Relish.

228 Oh no...Sand People!  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:28:23pm

re: #211 Dianna

Noah's wife and daughters-in-law.

If it's poop, women end up dealing with it. I do not understand this rule, but it seems to be universal.

I would LOVE for that to be true at home, along with dishes, cleaning, cooking, taking care of kids...

Yes. I am the perfect man.
*thank you* bows with humility...

229 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:28:37pm

re: #199 Dianna

Love Joan Osborne. What song are you talking about?

230 CynicalConservative  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:28:49pm

re: #225 jaunte

Some of us guys are unperturbed by dirty diapers or dog-gifts.
You do what needs doing.

Exactly.

Hire somebody else to take care of it. Keep the economy strong!

231 Steffan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:28:49pm

re: #13 Walter L. Newton

Yea, and the foot and a half, 3 inch thick dino bone I have fossilized sometime after the flood, oh about 600 years ago.

Oh, and the 20-30 pounds of meteorites in my collection, which are made up of chondrules composed of the stardust that revolved around the proto-sun, they formed just a few eons ago.

Ah, and the...

Brain dead people, the whole bunch of them.

Yep. And all the fossils they dug up when they were excavating the Diamond Valley Reservoir were also plaster-of-Paris fakes.

Including the mastodon spine mounted on one of the walls.

This area has much better museums than that KY sideshow.

232 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:29:15pm

re: #222 Walter L. Newton

And in Colorado, we would fry the balls!

So if it's a galadactyl, you go hungry.

/

We eat the meat first, argue over the offal later.

233 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:29:23pm

re: #215 reine.de.tout

Because guys gag.
Women who have borne babies and tended to them, don't gag at much of anything.

Not true - I am a social up-chucker.

I can't even clean up the cat's hairballs, and let's not even begin to let our minds contemplate (even glancingly) the behavior of dogs in conjunction with vomit.

234 jaunte  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:30:14pm

re: #233 Dianna

(Restraining myself for the good of the thread)

235 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:30:23pm

re: #218 ArmyWife

This is a mystery worth researching. Women and Poo: The Universal Relationship coming up next on the History Channel.

It can't be any worse than their presentation on Bodicea!

236 reine.de.tout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:30:27pm

re: #222 Walter L. Newton

And in Colorado, we would fry the balls!

eewwwwwwww!
And this from a guy who doesn't like something as unremarkable as fish?

237 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:30:40pm

re: #234 jaunte
Well that sucks!

238 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:30:46pm

Gone for the weekend.

BBM

239 Salem  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:30:58pm

Someone should get these guys on the phone and ask what wine goes best with pterodactyl.

240 jaunte  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:31:01pm

re: #237 pingjockey

ulp.

241 lone_wolf_in_illinois  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:31:28pm

re: #205 A Kiwi Infidel

Definition of a Christian; A person who, having accepted they are separated from God by Sin, ie the fallen human nature, see their need for a Saviour and turn to Christ, who suffered and died on a Cross as a once and perfect sacrifice for their sin (nature, not deeds), and in so doing, receive His Righteousness as an imputed free gift.

Definition of a Creationist; A person who calls themself a Christian but insists that if one cannot and will not accept in the literal 6 days of creation of the earth and all that encompasses, ie young earth theology, you CANNOT be a Christian.....like them.

"Judge not that ye be not judged" doesn't apply to them. Similar to science, they pick and choose from the Bible as to what applies as much as they pick and choose from the science what makes sense to them.

242 FurryOldGuyJeans  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:31:45pm

re: #239 Salem

Someone should get these guys on the phone and ask what wine goes best with pterodactyl.

Just watch a few episodes of the Flintstones.

243 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:31:46pm

re: #229 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Love Joan Osborne. What song are you talking about?

I'm naked in a hotel room,
My station coming in loud and clear.
I'm making out with my one true love
I'm making this hotel room disappear.


It was on Oyster, and I love it.

244 Iron Fist  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:32:12pm

re: #85 Killian Bundy

Jesus had a Colt? Kewl!

245 lone_wolf_in_illinois  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:32:12pm

re: #222 Walter L. Newton

And in Colorado, we would fry the balls!

Believe it or not, I grew up on a ranch in western Colorado and enjoyed branding season, where they were fresh!

246 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:32:47pm

re: #236 reine.de.tout

eewwwwwwww!
And this from a guy who doesn't like something as unremarkable as fish?

Ah, I didn't say I like the fired balls, only that would be something they would do here. Ewwwww... fish..... (makes sign of the cross with two fingers).

247 reine.de.tout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:33:06pm

re: #233 Dianna

re: #225 jaunte

OK, OK, OK, OK!
I give up, I was wrong, wrong, wrong.

248 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:33:07pm

re: #241 lone_wolf_in_illinois

"Judge not that ye be not judged" doesn't apply to them. Similar to science, they pick and choose from the Bible as to what applies as much as they pick and choose from the science what makes sense to them.


Well, actually it does. When you judge them, they throw that verse back (bearing in mind it is only about a quarter of the full text and is therefore out of context anyway)

249 Occasional Reader  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:33:30pm

re: #232 OldLineTexan

So if it's a galadactyl, you go hungry.

/

We eat the meat first, argue over the offal later.

Texans. You only think you're "Southerners", and you don't have the biggest dinosaurs.

250 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:33:38pm

re: #240 jaunte
Heh. We had sympathetic pukers on my missle tracking ship. Buncha sub sailors. Not used to heavy seas. One would hurl and three or four would join in. Who cleaned up the mess? Why me of course. While eating sardines in mustard sauce with a big green cigar! Mwahahaha!

251 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:33:47pm
252 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:33:56pm

re: #245 lone_wolf_in_illinois

Believe it or not, I grew up on a ranch in western Colorado and enjoyed branding season, where they were fresh!

That's very nice, lone wolf. Thanks for sharing.
/

253 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:34:19pm

re: #227 OldLineTexan

Nope, but I really like Relish.

She actually made me like a Bob Dylan song!

And her version of My Love is Alive is breathtaking. I heard her do a cover of Dolly Parton's Do I Ever Cross Your Mind? that I liked nearly as well as the Trio version.

254 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:34:35pm

re: #244 Iron Fist

Jesus had a Colt? Kewl!

Jesus just left Chicago, and he's bound for New Orleans.

/not D.C.

255 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:34:45pm

Argentinosaurus drops a doozy outside the cave door.

"Woman, clean up mess!"

256 Charles  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:34:46pm
257 Sean  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:34:47pm

Add this to the prayer of repentance to The One:

Maledictus socialismus redacto amnesium

258 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:35:09pm

re: #249 Occasional Reader

Careful, Cowboy. We have cattle to go with our hats and have no qualms proving it. ;)

259 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:35:12pm

re: #246 Walter L. Newton

I'm a vegetarian. Not a real strict one though. I eat beef, chicken and pork. But I don't eat seafood, cause it's disgusting!

Ever seen what grows in the ocean? MONSTERS!

-Jim Gaffigan

260 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:35:20pm

re: #234 jaunte

(Restraining myself for the good of the thread)

Why, thank you!

261 lone_wolf_in_illinois  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:35:20pm

re: #248 A Kiwi Infidel

Sorry, forgot to word it as well as I wanted to. I meant it the same way that you did. They are hypocrites was what I was trying to get across.

(But definitely not "hippychicks"!)

262 mattm  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:35:21pm

Note to self: boycott animal planet. They are showing "Whale Wars." Ie a show where they put camera crew n the Greenpeace type bots that go around harassing whaling vessels. The also throw stuff at said vessels.

263 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:35:38pm

re: #249 Occasional Reader

Texans. You only think you're "Southerners", and you don't have the biggest dinosaurs.

Texans KNOW that they aren't Southerners. And all our dinosaurs were carefully crafted into oil...

264 jaunte  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:36:02pm

re: #247 reine.de.tout

Thanks for not asking for a link!

265 FurryOldGuyJeans  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:36:11pm

re: #258 ArmyWife

Careful, Cowboy. We have cattle to go with our hats and have no qualms proving it. ;)

Are you saying you wear cattle and 'rustle hats?!? ;)

266 IslandLibertarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:36:19pm

re: #224 OldLineTexan

I changed a ton of diapers.

The advantage of living in a tropical climate allowed me to take my dirty diapered daughter outside and hose her off.

/and she loved it!

But I did learn the meaning of unconditional love at 3:00am........without going outside.

267 Iron Fist  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:36:31pm

re: #262 mattm


I think the French had the right idea about how to handle Greenpeace. Send their ass to the bottom.

268 Steffan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:36:51pm

re: #95 Charles

Please note: more than $27 million was spent on this monument to ignorance.

Imagine how many people could have been helped in real, material ways with that much money.

Probably with the expectation that he would recoup his money several times over from ticket sales to the True Believers.

269 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:37:26pm

re: #257 Sean

Add this to the prayer of repentance to The One:

Maledictus socialismus redacto amnesium

Praise Obama, and buy some ammunition!

270 A Kiwi Infidel  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:37:28pm

re: #261 lone_wolf_in_illinois


No prob, and I agree. Self-righteousness is a sin in itself. They are good at it.

271 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:37:34pm

re: #250 pingjockey

Heh. We had sympathetic pukers on my missle tracking ship. Buncha sub sailors. Not used to heavy seas. One would hurl and three or four would join in. Who cleaned up the mess? Why me of course. While eating sardines in mustard sauce with a big green cigar! Mwahahaha!

You are my kind of evil.

Unfortunately, I'd be part of the puking contingent, so I wouldn't be laughing.

272 FurryOldGuyJeans  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:37:45pm

re: #268 Steffan

Probably with the expectation that he would recoup his money several times over from ticket sales to the True Believers.

Worshiping Mammon, eh?

273 Sean  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:38:11pm

re: #267 Iron Fist

Greenpeace makes me embarrassed to be anti-whaling and pro-French.

274 lostlakehiker  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:38:24pm

How can it be doubted? There are indeed dragons. For instance, I'm dragon my ass tonight, and cannot come up with decent puns.

But the Dragon Museum is an ass of a different color. Teaching this stuff is wrong. It's like telling children who are permanently unable to penetrate the deception that Santa Claus is really truly real. Educated people should not spin a web of lies to make fools of gullible people who trust them.

Evolution or not, fire breathing, flying dragons are just flat impossible in the natural world. As to sudden rarity of gymnosperm plants, well, the ceratopsians were grass eaters. Was there a sudden shortage of grass?

The Dragon museum is aiding and abetting pterarism.

275 reine.de.tout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:38:25pm

re: #256 Charles

Night at the Creation Museum.

LOL! Those guys are hilarious.

The dinosaurs would have eaten all the other animals on the ark.

No - lions - lions would keep 'em in check.

276 Killgore Trout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:38:33pm

re: #256 Charles

Ha!

277 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:38:34pm

re: #273 Sean

Pro-French what?

278 lone_wolf_in_illinois  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:38:43pm

re: #252 Walter L. Newton

You brought it up!

279 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:38:53pm

re: #259 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

-Jim Gaffigan

He's right. What the hell is a lobster? Turn a lobster upside down, on it's back. Now, do the same thing with a cockroach. A SEA COCKROACH.

Put a crab upside down in your hand, on it's back. Now, do the same thing with a spider. OH NO, A SEA SPIDER.

Put a crayfish upside down in your hand, on it's back. Now, do the same thing with a and eight legged inset. RUN, A SEA BUG.

Made my point.

280 ggt  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:39:30pm

Is this a balls thread now?

281 reine.de.tout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:39:31pm

re: #264 jaunte

Thanks for not asking for a link!

Now that you mention it . . .

282 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:40:07pm

re: #271 Dianna
I didn't laugh until later, after the mess was cleaned up. Poor guys, never been seasick and I'm told you think you're gonna die.

283 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:40:43pm

re: #282 pingjockey

I didn't laugh until later, after the mess was cleaned up. Poor guys, never been seasick and I'm told you think you're gonna die.

And then, later, you're worried that you won't.

284 Sean  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:40:45pm

re: #279 Walter L. Newton

Put a crayfish upside down in your hand, on it's back. Now, do the same thing with a and eight legged inset. RUN, A SEA BUG.

Suck the heads and eat the tails!
(Cold beer required!)

285 SpaceJesus  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:40:49pm

is that a god damn tricerotops with a saddle on it? I have to go to this place.

286 Steffan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:41:24pm

re: #148 Typicalwhitey

Obama flat out lied about everything under the sun.

52% of the voting population didn't care.

287 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:41:35pm

re: #279 Walter L. Newton
I don't care, they are all very damn tasty.

288 ggt  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:41:38pm

re: #259 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Most seafood looks like insects.

I can't fathom eating something that looked like it should be crawling around a cave. Seafood--blahhhghhh

289 Ojoe  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:41:39pm

Zppelin vs. Pterodactyl (1936)

Some of the cheesiest black and white movie trailer footage ever made.

best (worst) scenes at the end.

6:36

Enjoy !

290 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:41:40pm

re: #282 pingjockey

I didn't laugh until later, after the mess was cleaned up. Poor guys, never been seasick and I'm told you think you're gonna die.

I've been told that during sustained sea-sickness, it's "thinking you're gonna die and afraid you won't."

291 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:42:02pm

re: #284 Sean

Put a crayfish upside down in your hand, on it's back. Now, do the same thing with a and eight legged inset. RUN, A SEA BUG.

Suck the heads and eat the tails!
(Cold beer required!)

Soup's on!

We have a boil once a year. All-day affair.

292 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:42:04pm

re: #280 ggt

I think we got over that, we are now talking about how one should not eat bottom dwellers.

Walter - shrimp. Shrimp look, and I dare assume taste, like bugs. Those big ugly ones that splat on the front of your truck and you have to get them off with a full can of Great American Chemical Bug Dissolver.

293 FurryOldGuyJeans  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:42:36pm

re: #277 ArmyWife

Pro-French what?

Pro-French toast

294 Sean  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:42:37pm

re: #277 ArmyWife
The French had their spec ops guys sink a Greenpeace trawaler in harbor in the 1980's IIRC.

295 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:42:41pm

re: #285 SpaceJesus

is that a god damn tricerotops with a saddle on it? I have to go to this place.

You shouldn't take your name in vain like that. I am pretty sure you won't like it.

296 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:42:43pm

re: #209 rboa

I am 100% certain dinosaurs were around in biblical times... just in bone form.

IMO: dino bones are the source of a lot of the dragon, etc. myths

GMTA.

297 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:43:06pm

re: #293 FurryOldGuyJeans

just checkin'

298 Occasional Reader  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:43:13pm

re: #263 OldLineTexan

Texans KNOW that they aren't Southerners.

Okay, okay, "Fugitive Mexicans", if you prefer.

299 Iron Fist[deleted]  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:43:38pm
300 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:43:40pm

re: #292 ArmyWife

I think we got over that, we are now talking about how one should not eat bottom dwellers.

Walter - shrimp. Shrimp look, and I dare assume taste, like bugs. Those big ugly ones that splat on the front of your truck and you have to get them off with a full can of Great American Chemical Bug Dissolver.

I will eat your share. Shrimp taste like Happiness.

301 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:43:40pm

Forgive me, but I think I shall retreat into word-processor world and become entirely anti-social. I've got a good idea, and it would be a pity if it went glimmering.

I'll peek in periodically, but I doubt I'll have anything to say.

302 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:43:41pm

re: #284 Sean

Put a crayfish... "Suck the heads and eat the tails!
(Cold beer required!)"

I lived in Houston for six years, and my moms family was from Naw Ahlins. I've been to crayfish boils. They should be outlawed. Very anti-social behavior, IMHO.

303 HelloDare  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:43:56pm

Charles,

Ever been here? Museum of Jurassic Technology.

304 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:44:24pm

re: #298 Occasional Reader

Okay, okay, "Fugitive Mexicans", if you prefer.

Ex-Mexicans, actually.

/but that's changing.
/HOPE!

305 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:44:28pm

re: #283 OldLineTexan
So I've been told. We were way up in the North Atlantic, icebergs and such, 40-50 knot winds, 20-30 foot seas and trying to do a missle shoot for one of our subs. Had about 6 guys capable of working. Mass hysteria, and great fun.

306 Occasional Reader  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:44:32pm

re: #267 Iron Fist

I think the French had the right idea about how to handle Greenpeace. Send their ass to the bottom.

Uh, no.

Much as I dislike Greenpeace, killing them was not cool.

307 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:44:36pm

re: #223 ArmyWife

you forgot getunderthebus

vero possumus

308 Steffan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:45:07pm

re: #211 Dianna

Noah's wife and daughters-in-law.

If it's poop, women end up dealing with it. I do not understand this rule, but it seems to be universal.

After 40 days and 40 nights, it's no wonder Noah was out on the deck when the dove appeared.

309 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:45:17pm

re: #302 Walter L. Newton

I lived in Houston for six years, and my moms family was from Naw Ahlins. I've been to crayfish boils. They should be outlawed. Very anti-social behavior, IMHO.

I always stack the head into a Pyramid of the Dead.

310 reine.de.tout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:45:37pm

re: #291 OldLineTexan

Soup's on!

We have a boil once a year. All-day affair.

I was part of the "host committee" for a multi-state conference being held here in La. one year.

We thought we'd give everyone a real taste of Louisiana, a real treat, and have a really big crawfish boil.

Nobody from out of state liked 'em, OR they thought the crawfish were just an appetizer, ate 2 or 3. Who eats 2 or 3 crawfish? I think you're supposed to have 5 pounds for each person. We had a ton of boiled crawfish left over. Peeled 'em all, froze 'em, and the "host committee" had a great etouffee dinner one night.

311 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:46:18pm

re: #292 ArmyWife

I think we got over that, we are now talking about how one should not eat bottom dwellers.

Walter - shrimp. Shrimp look, and I dare assume taste, like bugs. Those big ugly ones that splat on the front of your truck and you have to get them off with a full can of Great American Chemical Bug Dissolver.

Do you know what shrimp eat? A friend's mother (nurse in Cook County back in the late 30's) wouldn't eat them. She knew where they'd been and what they'd done.

312 reine.de.tout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:46:23pm

re: #263 OldLineTexan

Texans KNOW that they aren't Southerners. And all our dinosaurs were carefully crafted into oil...

Texans don't even talk like Southerners. They talk like Texans. No one else in the world talks like that. I love it.

313 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:46:28pm

re: #309 OldLineTexan


I do that with...um...nevermind.

314 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:46:31pm

re: #309 OldLineTexan

I always stack the head into a Pyramid of the Dead.

As I said, very anti-social behavior. I mean, we're talking Hank Hill here...

315 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:46:47pm

re: #309 OldLineTexan
Ahahahaha! Got to remember that.

316 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:46:48pm

re: #310 reine.de.tout

I was part of the "host committee" for a multi-state conference being held here in La. one year.

We thought we'd give everyone a real taste of Louisiana, a real treat, and have a really big crawfish boil.

Nobody from out of state liked 'em, OR they thought the crawfish were just an appetizer, ate 2 or 3. Who eats 2 or 3 crawfish? I think you're supposed to have 5 pounds for each person. We had a ton of boiled crawfish left over. Peeled 'em all, froze 'em, and the "host committee" had a great etouffee dinner one night.

I "steal" some for a next-morning omelette. Mmmmmmm...

317 Bumr50  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:47:05pm

re: #306 Occasional Reader

Is there a Redwar in Bizarro World?

318 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:47:09pm

re: #311 Dianna

or catfish! Egads!

319 Occasional Reader  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:47:12pm

re: #304 OldLineTexan

Ex-Mexicans, actually.

/but that's changing.
/HOPE!

Geez, what did you guys have to do to get kicked out of northern Mexico?

320 Iron Fist  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:47:25pm

re: #306 Occasional Reader

They always had the option of staying out of the way. I make it a point to teach my students to never allow themselves to be hurt because they are trying to protect an assailent from the natural consequences of their actions.

321 Bumr50  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:47:45pm

re: #314 Walter L. Newton

Yep.

322 Occasional Reader  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:47:45pm

re: #309 OldLineTexan

I always stack the head into a Pyramid of the Dead.

As a warning to the other crayfish?

323 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:47:46pm

re: #311 Dianna

Do you know what shrimp eat? A friend's mother (nurse in Cook County back in the late 30's) wouldn't eat them. She knew where they'd been and what they'd done.

All the best seafood eats shit.

Lobsters, crabs, shrimp, catfish...it's part of the Circle of Poo.

324 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:48:15pm
325 FurryOldGuyJeans  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:48:16pm

re: #314 Walter L. Newton

As I said, very anti-social behavior. I mean, we're talking Hank Hill here...

More like Dale Gribble

326 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:48:29pm

re: #310 reine.de.tout
2 or 3 crawfish? Philistines. Eat till you're stuffed, then eat some more.

327 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:48:30pm

re: #323 OldLineTexan

And just who cleans up that poo? Women.

328 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:48:31pm

re: #314 Walter L. Newton

As I said, very anti-social behavior. I mean, we're talking Hank Hill here...

That boy ain't right.

/I grew up down the block from a Hank Hill

329 Bumr50  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:49:10pm

I believe lobster was what the poorer classes ate for a long time, kind of like BBQ.

330 jopa416  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:49:20pm

The creation museum is what the creation museum is, but you know what, they built it all with private money & it sustains itself with its own revenue & ZERO help from government finance. They don't force people to go there & it is off the beaten path.

As far as I am concerned they can say that man was created when humans flew out of monkey's butts & that the Flintstones was a true story. It is their opinion & they are allowed to have it.

I don't see what they say as being any worse than the creative, and just plain untrue, reporting done by most of the media in this country every single day. Or than the politically biased text books that quietly rewrite history that our children are FORCED to learn at taxpayer expense in the public school systems all across this country. Or than the activist professors who spew their hate to our kids at state universities and receive huge funds from government grants to do it.

No, I don't really have a problem with the creation museum using a bit of revisionist history to tell their story when compared to these other institutions.

331 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:50:02pm

But, all that said about my dislike for fish, I love Andouille (wow, I spelt that right the first time).

Had my first taste if it in Paris about 8 years ago. My ex-wife almost had to leave the table, find a toilette (told her to try the basement) and puke. She said as soon as the smell arrive at the table it was gagging her. When i slapped on the dijon mustard, she went green.

Love it.

332 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:50:09pm

re: #322 Occasional Reader

As a warning to the other crayfish?

It's only fair. Plus, my guests objected to lining the garden path with skewers as a safety matter.

333 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:50:14pm

re: #328 OldLineTexan
Did you have a dude that talked like that one that can't be understood?

334 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:50:17pm

re: #309 OldLineTexan

I always stack the head into a Pyramid of the Dead.

Thus was the samahd made perfect...

335 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:50:21pm

re: #328 OldLineTexan

I swear to whoever my ex-boyfriend's dad was the inspiration for Hank Hill. He is from Longview.

I am still in touch with said ex-boyfriend. He is going through divorce number 4, bless his heart.

336 Sean  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:50:28pm

What self-respecting cajun leaves corn on the cob and new red potatoes OUT of the boil pot? It's a fully balanced meal (With the cold beer)!

337 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:51:00pm

re: #319 Occasional Reader

Geez, what did you guys have to do to get kicked out of northern Mexico?

You do NOT want to know.

I still feel kind of bad about it.

338 reine.de.tout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:51:11pm

re: #329 Bumr50

I believe lobster was what the poorer classes ate for a long time, kind of like BBQ.

In some places - you're right! Wiki:

In North America prior to the 20th century, local lobster was not a popular food. In the Canadian Maritimes, eating lobster was considered a mark of poverty or as a food for slaves or lower members of society. Lobsters were also used as a fertilizer for farms.[citation needed] Outside of the rural outports lobster was sold canned.
339 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:51:19pm

re: #328 OldLineTexan

That boy ain't right.

/I grew up down the block from a Hank Hill

One of the best show ever on TV, and I watch very little TV.

340 Sean  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:51:42pm

re: #335 ArmyWife

FOUR?
ouch.

341 reine.de.tout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:52:14pm

re: #330 jopa416

. . .
No, I don't really have a problem with the creation museum using a bit of revisionist history to tell their story when compared to these other institutions.

A "bit" of revisionist history?

342 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:52:24pm

re: #333 pingjockey

Did you have a dude that talked like that one that can't be understood?

No, but I have met three or four guys that, if combined, would make Dale.

And we had a rotund Cajun across the street. But he was married to the sweetest, homeliest woman on the planet.

343 Bumr50  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:52:29pm

re: #330 jopa416

I agree. Think and let think.

344 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:52:35pm

re: #335 ArmyWife

I swear to whoever my ex-boyfriend's dad was the inspiration for Hank Hill. He is from Longview.

I am still in touch with said ex-boyfriend. He is going through divorce number 4, bless his heart.

I had a roommate in Dallas for 4 years, he was from Longview.

345 Steffan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:52:58pm

re: #289 Ojoe

Zppelin vs. Pterodactyl (1936)

Some of the cheesiest black and white movie trailer footage ever made.

best (worst) scenes at the end.

6:36

Enjoy !

Hmmm. At 1:04, we've seen three models, a fly-by shot of either the USS Akron or USS Macon (they were sisters), and an interior mockup of a DC-3.

Yep, high budget stuff here.

346 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:53:04pm
347 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:53:26pm

re: #340 Sean

He blames me. Seriously.

348 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:53:27pm

re: #340 Sean

FOUR? ouch.

No big deal. I've had four, it's a hobby!

349 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:53:55pm

re: #344 Walter L. Newton

There were probably related.

350 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:54:18pm

#312 reine.de.tout

Texans don't even talk like Southerners. They talk like Texans. No one else in the world talks like that. I love it.

It's a whole nuther country.

351 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:55:07pm

re: #348 Walter L. Newton

Its blood sport for some!

352 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:55:15pm

re: #342 OldLineTexan
Dale! That's who I was trying to think of last nite watching the Waterboy, with Adam Sandler. They had a Cajun assistant coach, whom you couldn't understand.

353 Moe Katz  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:55:21pm

re: #338 reine.de.tout

"In North America prior to the 20th century, local lobster was not a popular food. In the Canadian Maritimes, eating lobster was considered a mark of poverty or as a food for slaves or lower members of society"

That's an odd Wiki entry insofar as there was no slavery in the Canadian Maritimes or elsewhere in Canada, for that matter.

354 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:55:34pm

re: #346 taxfreekiller

I'm taking the second option. My head will hurt less in the morning.

355 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:55:41pm

re: #346 taxfreekiller

As you lay your little heads down to sleep this night,, sleep sound,
knowing that each of you taxpayers have an I.O.U.'s from all the
New York City Big Banks, ya, off into dream land, ye big stock holders
of the titans of NYC.

Or, get way drunk, and pass out.

May as well, we've already been screwed.

356 Salem  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:55:45pm

I love lobster and crab, but scallops are cheaper and dipped in drawn butter they're practically indistinguishable. But then, you can say that about most things dipped in drawn butter.

357 Sean  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:55:57pm

ArmyWife- Not your fault; his problem
Walter- Ever tried model railroading, spoon collecting, ...divorce is a very expensive hobby.

358 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:56:06pm

re: #349 ArmyWife

There were probably related.

Most people in Longview are. Family trees their don't have to many branches.

359 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:56:14pm

re: #352 pingjockey

Dale! That's who I was trying to think of last nite watching the Waterboy, with Adam Sandler. They had a Cajun assistant coach, whom you couldn't understand.

Boomhauer (sp?) is the mumbler.

360 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:56:55pm

re: #353 Moe Katz

"In North America prior to the 20th century, local lobster was not a popular food. In the Canadian Maritimes, eating lobster was considered a mark of poverty or as a food for slaves or lower members of society"

That's an odd Wiki entry insofar as there was no slavery in the Canadian Maritimes or elsewhere in Canada, for that matter.

Sure there were. Native Americans practiced slavery.

361 reine.de.tout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:56:55pm

re: #350 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

#312 reine.de.tout

It's a whole nuther country.

It is.
My sister-in-law is from Connecticut. From there, one can apparently travel through several states in a few hours time.

In talking with some of the folks there, they truly had absolutely no clue how huge Texas is, compared with the other states. None whatsoever. Thought we could just hop in our car and visit anybody, anywhere in Texas within a few hours LOL.

362 Bobibutu  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:56:59pm

re: #282 pingjockey

I didn't laugh until later, after the mess was cleaned up. Poor guys, never been seasick and I'm told you think you're gonna die.

We had a guy that would report on board our MSO - come up the gangplank - drop his duffle bag - walk straight across the deck and puke over the far rail. And then would die for 3-4 days in his rack after we got underway.

He put in for carrier duty many times - refused.

I don't know WTH he was doing in the Navy.

There were only 5 of us out of 65 that never got seasick - thank goodness - because we had to run the ship for a week during a storm in the Med back in the 60s.

363 Steffan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:57:00pm

re: #292 ArmyWife

I think we got over that, we are now talking about how one should not eat bottom dwellers.

Walter - shrimp. Shrimp look, and I dare assume taste, like bugs. Those big ugly ones that splat on the front of your truck and you have to get them off with a full can of Great American Chemical Bug Dissolver.

Breaded and deep-fried shrimp is expensive but tasty.

You can find large bags of frozen, cooked, unbreaded shrimp in most grocery stores. Excellent with cocktail sauce or garlic butter, and no bug-appearance to gross you out.

364 Bumr50  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:57:00pm

re: #346 taxfreekiller

You obviously don't live in Allegheny County - home of the infamous drink tax

365 lone_wolf_in_illinois  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:57:29pm

IMHO, marriage &#8800 hobby, marriage = bliss!
/ Mrs. Wolf los!

366 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:57:35pm

re: #359 OldLineTexan
Well, that's why I didn't specify, I had no idea who the mumbler/mangler of words was!

367 Moe Katz  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:57:46pm

re: #360 OldLineTexan

Sure there were. Native Americans practiced slavery.

I don't even know if the Atlantic coast tribes did.

368 jaunte  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:58:26pm

re: #352 pingjockey

There is a small comedy troupe in Houston called Radio Music theater. One of their funniest stock characters from Dumpster TX (part of the Tri-City area) is Doc, who speaks fluently in complete southeastern Louisiana gibberish.

369 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:58:43pm

re: #367 Moe Katz

I don't even know if the Atlantic coast tribes did.

Could they be referring to indentured servants?

370 Occasional Reader  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:59:06pm

re: #356 Salem

I love lobster and crab, but scallops are cheaper and dipped in drawn butter they're practically indistinguishable. But then, you can say that about most things dipped in drawn butter.

"I ate his liver, dipped in butter, with fava beans and a nice chianti."

-H. Lecter

(btw, I disagree, I can definitely distinguish lobster from scallops, even dipped in butter)

371 reine.de.tout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:59:12pm

re: #366 pingjockey

Well, that's why I didn't specify, I had no idea who the mumbler/mangler of words was!

Speaking of mumbling manglers of words - have you seen the new cell phone ad with Ozzie Osborne? No one can understand him so he uses his handy-dandy phone to text them what he wants.

372 Sean  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:59:38pm

For a true "Eat-like-a Klingon-meal":

Fried soft-shell crab- Yummy! You eat the entire bug!

Calamari anyone?

Oysters on the half-shell.

373 reine.de.tout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:59:40pm

re: #368 jaunte

There is a small comedy troupe in Houston called Radio Music theater. One of their funniest stock characters from Dumpster TX (part of the Tri-City area) is Doc, who speaks fluently in complete southeastern Louisiana gibberish.

Link for this one? I'd like to hear this guy. . .

374 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:59:40pm

re: #368 jaunte

There is a small comedy troupe in Houston called Radio Music theater. One of their funniest stock characters from Dumpster TX (part of the Tri-City area) is Doc, who speaks fluently in complete southeastern Louisiana gibberish.

YES! But I think they have retired.

375 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:59:57pm

re: #357 Sean

ArmyWife- Not your fault; his problem
Walter- Ever tried model railroading, spoon collecting, ...divorce is a very expensive hobby.

Yep, I know. It never bothered me. I just let them have what they want, saves a lot of hassle. Besides, my motto is "most of the fun is in the gettin', not the havin'"

I've gone from pauper to king and back again. High tech professional to starving artist (currently) and every step of the way has been an adventure. (gee, this is starting to sound like a Sinatra song).

376 Moe Katz  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 7:59:59pm

re: #369 Dar ul Harb

Could they be referring to indentured servants?

I don't know what they had in mind. It's weird.

377 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:00:22pm

re: #357 Sean

I don't blame me. HE blames me. He was the first guy I honestly loved and walking away from him hurt like the dickens, but he never grew up. That hasn't changed. He called me when he had proposed to number 3 and I said "good, I hope you finally find peace and love" He says "We can't always marry the one we love, can we?" I counted the months for that marriage!

378 MandyManners  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:00:29pm

re: #371 reine.de.tout

Speaking of mumbling manglers of words - have you seen the new cell phone ad with Ozzie Osborne? No one can understand him so he uses his handy-dandy phone to text them what he wants.

Very creative ad company.

379 Moe Katz  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:00:37pm

re: #369 Dar ul Harb

Could they be referring to indentured servants?

Indentured servants or servants that still had all their teeth?

380 jaunte  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:00:45pm

re: #373 reine.de.tout

Here is their site:
[Link: www.radiomusictheatre.com...]

I don't know if there's anything else online.

381 reine.de.tout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:01:04pm

re: #380 jaunte

thanks!

382 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:01:45pm

re: #367 Moe Katz

I don't even know if the Atlantic coast tribes did.

Yes, but I am at a loss for a cite for you.

383 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:01:56pm

re: #361 reine.de.tout

Texas rancher talking to West Virginia farmer.

Texas... How big is your spread.
WV...I got about 90 acres.
TX...Son, I can get into my truck and drive for three hours and not be all the way across my place.
WV...Yeah. I had a truck like that one time too.

384 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:02:15pm

re: #377 ArmyWife

I don't blame me. HE blames me. He was the first guy I honestly loved and walking away from him hurt like the dickens, but he never grew up. That hasn't changed. He called me when he had proposed to number 3 and I said "good, I hope you finally find peace and love" He says "We can't always marry the one we love, can we?" I counted the months for that marriage!

His name is not Ronnie, is it?

385 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:02:15pm

re: #362 Bobibutu
MSOs be small! Went on a couple in Newport RI in 1983 to 1985.

386 logboy  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:02:38pm

re: #274 lostlakehiker

Educated people should not spin a web of lies to make fools of gullible people who trust them.

Why not? Obama just did it and won an election!

387 Occasional Reader  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:03:22pm

re: #372 Sean

For a true "Eat-like-a Klingon-meal":

Fried soft-shell crab- Yummy! You eat the entire bug!

That's what I thought the first time I ate a soft shell crab; "Klingon food".

Good night.

388 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:03:40pm

re: #384 Walter L. Newton

No. Wesley.

389 Salem  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:03:46pm

re: #370 Occasional Reader

"I ate his liver, dipped in butter, with fava beans and a nice chianti."

-H. Lecter

(btw, I disagree, I can definitely distinguish lobster from scallops, even dipped in butter)

Well, there's definitely a textural difference. Let's just say it's a reasonable substitute on a tight budget.

390 Killian Bundy  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:03:57pm

You Know, You Know

/John resists the temptation to take off after the violin

391 experiencedtraveller  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:04:12pm

re: #330 jopa416

Its a free market. And I hope that some young minds that visit this sideshow will be intrigued by dinosaurs, evolution and science and will grow to become quality scientists.

392 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:04:17pm

re: #371 reine.de.tout
That is damn funny. Ozzy speaks a foreign language. Maybe Keith Richards can understand him.

393 Sean  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:04:18pm

re: #377 ArmyWife

Didn't blame you. You had him pegged from the start. Some lovers are "For recreational use only"!

Walter- Check the back-story for "That's life". The producer purposely PO'd Sinatra for the take that went to vinyl to get the emotion he wanted in the song.

394 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:04:21pm

re: #383 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Texas rancher talking to West Virginia farmer.

Texas... How big is your spread.
WV...I got about 90 acres.
TX...Son, I can get into my truck and drive for three hours and not be all the way across my place.
WV...Yeah. I had a truck like that one time too.

A million updings!

395 Bobibutu  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:04:48pm

re: #385 pingjockey

MSOs be small! Went on a couple in Newport RI in 1983 to 1985.

Hey 173 ft. The smallest allowed to cross an ocean under their own power. Wooden ships - Iron men!

396 lone_wolf_in_illinois  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:05:01pm

re: #371 reine.de.tout

Speaking of mumbling manglers of words - have you seen the new cell phone ad with Ozzie Osborne? No one can understand him so he uses his handy-dandy phone to text them what he wants.

I am afraid that my daughter will start to talk like him because all she does is text and doesn't talk much at all anymore.

397 Moe Katz  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:05:10pm

re: #382 OldLineTexan

Yes, but I am at a loss for a cite for you.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

I just found this on Wikipedia. There were some black slaves in Nova Scotia, when the French were there and before the British got there.

398 Van Helsing  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:05:11pm

re: #382 OldLineTexan

Yes, but I am at a loss for a cite for you.

[Link: www.slaveryinamerica.org...]

I didn't read the whole thing, but a quick scan looked interesting.

399 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:06:20pm

re: #397 Moe Katz

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

I just found this on Wikipedia. There were some black slaves in Nova Scotia, when the French were there and before the British got there.

They were not "black." They were yooths.

400 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:06:28pm

re: #398 Van Helsing

[Link: www.slaveryinamerica.org...]

I didn't read the whole thing, but a quick scan looked interesting.

I found that, and the apologetics for Native American slavery were a bit much for me.

401 Salem  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:06:30pm

Lobster and crab are no better than insects? Well, if you aren't going to finish that bug, I'll take it!

402 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:07:22pm

Freakin' Jets might be about to beat the Pats.

403 Dianna  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:07:23pm

re: #377 ArmyWife

To be absolutely fair, when the person you love is unavailable, you do seek someone you can be good with. Happiness is - in the cliche - a journey, not a destination.

404 Sean  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:07:24pm

Night all!

405 reine.de.tout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:07:41pm

re: #396 lone_wolf_in_illinois

I am afraid that my daughter will start to talk like him because all she does is text and doesn't talk much at all anymore.

I worry about the texting because you miss the nuances of speaking face-to-face with someone, or even hearing their voice on the phone. Inflections, whether something is said straight or sarcastically - all sorts of things can be communicated verbally but not in text.

But, all in all - I think they'll grow up OK. Different methods, but they're doing the same things we did.

406 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:08:48pm

Marriage? I'm just in it for the sex.

407 logboy  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:10:15pm

re: #406 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Marriage? I'm just in it for the sex.

I'm married, so now I KNOW you're a liar!

408 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:10:15pm

Ever notice that the word "rage" is in marriage? So is "Mar". "Gag" is in engaged.

409 Rancher  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:10:26pm

Hey, the guy's from Harvard! That means he's smart enough to be president!

410 jaunte  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:11:13pm

re: #408 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Egair ram!

411 logboy  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:11:35pm

re: #408 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ever notice that the word "rage" is in marriage? So is "Mar". "Gag" is in engaged.


OK, but so is ma and age.

412 Salem  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:11:46pm

re: #408 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ever notice that the word "rage" is in marriage? So is "Mar". "Gag" is in engaged.

And mirage!

413 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:11:48pm

re: #403 Dianna

To be absolutely fair, when the person you love is unavailable, you do seek someone you can be good with. Happiness is - in the cliche - a journey, not a destination.

Very realistic advice. Too many people get to hooked on the process, and miss what's important. It took me four times to realize that.

It doesn't happen anymore. At 55, I've had some of the healthiest relationships I have ever had, because I look for the good, not the perfect. I look for what is working, not what is broken. I see myself for what I am, not what someone else wants me to be. It's all based on respect, for oneself and another.

414 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:12:02pm

Luap Nor!

415 rawmuse  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:12:54pm

re: #3 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Uh, I'm a Christian. I think these people are idiots.

Gah. Don't we have enough problems?

416 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:12:54pm

re: #414 pingjockey

Luap Nor!

Bless you!

417 Bobibutu  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:13:12pm

re: #401 Salem

Lobster and crab are no better than insects? Well, if you aren't going to finish that bug, I'll take it!

Back in the 60s - the divers on our boat - MSO 495 - with a temp home port of Charlotte Amalie (MinDiv 43Ville) would collect longusters and give them to the cook - who froze them. When we had over 150 - we had a beach party for the crew. Longuster (lobsters w/o claws) and beer - yes!

418 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:13:14pm

Night folks!

419 reine.de.tout  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:13:35pm

been fun.
Good night all.

420 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:13:49pm

re: #407 logboy

I'm married, so now I KNOW you're a liar!

Heh. Heard a comedian once. Said, "I'm getting married. You know what that means. I am going to get to have sex every night for the rest of my life."

Was pretty funny.

421 pingjockey  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:13:56pm

re: #416 Walter L. Newton
You be welcome n' such. Later.

422 Salem  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:14:06pm

re: #415 rawmuse

Gah. Don't we have enough problems?

Well, what does that tell you?

423 rawmuse  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:15:13pm

re: #422 Salem

Well, what does that tell you?

Some crazy people have moved in to the basement.

424 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:15:44pm

re: #422 Salem

Well, what does that tell you?

Wait...let me guess...I should base my faith, beliefs, and religious experiences on the actions of others?

/no, maybe not

425 Killian Bundy  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:15:55pm

Eternity's Breath

/John chases the violin

426 Steffan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:16:10pm

re: #329 Bumr50

I believe lobster was what the poorer classes ate for a long time, kind of like BBQ.

It's a staple of the diet in ME. Everybody, or so it seems, owns at least one lobster trap.

427 logboy  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:16:48pm

re: #423 rawmuse

Some crazy people have moved in to the basement.


Moved in? No, they never left.

428 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:17:51pm

re: #403 Dianna

Agreed. He hasn't been able to mature enough emotionally to understand "Ms. Right Now" actually had feelings and would take issue with being put in the role of void filler. I can analyze him til the cows come home - all that does is take up my time.

He is in the Army, too and the world being small, ran into my husband a couple few years ago. My husband has always outranked him throughout their careers, but at this time, W was an E4 and my husband was an E6. W calls my husband a d*ck. My husband looks down at him (he is 6'3, W is 5'8) and says "That's Sergeant D*ck to you"

429 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:20:19pm

re: #422 Salem

Hey, after all the "bug" talk, I can't get the movie "Starship Troopers" out of my skull.

430 Cato the Elder  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:21:01pm

I really love the Adam and Eve in the Pool display. Wonder who did Adam's hair. Eve? Cain? Abel? One of the Nephilim?

431 rawmuse  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:21:01pm

Any of you ever see the movie called "Bug"?
Definitely the stuff of nightmares.

432 Bobibutu  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:21:35pm

re: #428 ArmyWife


He is in the Army, too and the world being small, ran into my husband a couple few years ago. My husband has always outranked him throughout their careers, but at this time, W was an E4 and my husband was an E6. W calls my husband a d*ck. My husband looks down at him (he is 6'3, W is 5'8) and says "That's Sergeant D*ck to you"

First rule in the mil ... respect the rank!

433 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:23:07pm

re: #431 rawmuse

Any of you ever see the movie called "Bug"?
Definitely the stuff of nightmares.

No, but I have seen the play. The movie is based on a play by Tracy Letts.

434 ArmyWife  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:23:54pm

Night all - I am going to read and get ready to do a down and dirty presentation at the plant tomorrow and then hop on an airplane to return to the Balt/Wash metro area.

435 Steffan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:24:56pm

re: #370 Occasional Reader

"I ate his liver, dipped in butter, with fava beans and a nice chianti."

-H. Lecter

(btw, I disagree, I can definitely distinguish lobster from scallops, even dipped in butter)

Tomalley (lobster liver) is supposed to be a delicacy.

It's green when cooked. The only green food I want to put in my mouth is something like broccoli. Green seafood just don't cut it.

Besides which, it's poisonous.

uly 28, 2008 -- The FDA today warned consumers to avoid eating tomalley in American lobster (also called Maine lobster) because of a potential contamination of dangerous levels of toxins that can cause paralytic shellfish poisoning, which can be fatal.

The warning only applies to tomalley, the soft, green substance found in the lobster body cavity that functions as the liver and pancreas.

Now, don't that just make your mouth water?

436 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:25:13pm

Respect the meat...

From "My Name is Earl".

437 rawmuse  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:25:18pm

A "Children's Play Area". That is just what we need.

438 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:26:01pm

re: #437 rawmuse

A "Children's Play Area". That is just what we need.

What?

439 rawmuse  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:26:31pm

re: #438 Walter L. Newton

In the exhibit. A triceratops with a saddle on it.

440 Charles  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:26:51pm

Sure enough, the same people who ding down every science and evolution-related thread are hitting the minus button on this one. And none of them ever post a comment.

441 OldLineTexan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:26:57pm

re: #437 rawmuse

A "Children's Play Area". That is just what we need.

OK, you got it.

442 Pvt Bin Jammin  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:27:04pm

OT Terrible brush fire out of control in Montecito, CA (near Santa Barbara). Homes and structures are already lost and winds gusting 50 to 60 mph.
[Link: cbs2.com...]

443 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:27:08pm

Freaking patriots just scored a touchdown to tie the game with 1 second left. (well, with the extra point) Replay being looked at.

444 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:27:13pm

re: #439 rawmuse

In the exhibit. A triceratops with a saddle on it.

Oh, ok, this thread has gotten so far off topic, I didn't have a clue as to what you were talking about.

445 rawmuse  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:28:02pm

re: #444 Walter L. Newton

I got here late. I was compelled, under protest, to be productive today.

446 jaunte  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:28:08pm

re: #440 Charles

I wonder if they've even found the comments yet.

447 Moe Katz  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:28:31pm

I don't remember seeing anything at all from these folks.

448 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:29:11pm

Do you have to be registered to ding?

449 Killian Bundy  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:29:30pm

re: #435 Steffan

Now, don't that just make your mouth water?

/beats Eating Live Octopus

450 Moe Katz  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:29:35pm

re: #448 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Yes.

451 stevieray  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:29:58pm

Once again, the "prevent defense" proves itself to be a failure.

Rushing three or four, and dropping everyone else into coverage is a losers strategy.

452 Pvt Bin Jammin  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:30:06pm

re: #448 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Yes

453 MandyManners  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:30:27pm

re: #440 Charles

Sure enough, the same people who ding down every science and evolution-related thread are hitting the minus button on this one. And none of them ever post a comment.

Maybe it's just me but, I'd boot their butts.

454 Walter L. Newton  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:30:29pm

re: #445 rawmuse

I got here late. I was compelled, under protest, to be productive today.

And I didn't do poop. Just came off a 2 week tech/crossover, 3 concerts, (a local folk act and then Roger McGuinn of the Byrds for two nights), the opening of our Christmas show and the public reading of my new play (which Meremortal, a local Lizard, managed to attend).

So, I did poop. Of course, weekend is tomorrow, busy starts again.

455 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:30:39pm

Yeah, you do. (just saw my answer).

I hardly ever think to ding a thread. Who am I to tell the boss that I approve or disapprove.

456 Steffan  Thu, Nov 13, 2008 8:30:51pm

re: #440 Charles

Sure enough, the same people who ding down every science and evolution-related thread ar