Here's a creepy fact from across the pond. UK Sperm Banks in Need of a Bailout. Eww.

Bears will beat the packers on Sunday in Green Bay. You read it here first!

re: #1 Wyatt Earp

Here's a creepy fact from across the pond. UK Sperm Banks in Need of a Bailout. Eww.

I'd donate, but I'm broke.

re: #3 StudSupreme

You can't say that. Prepare to be deleted...

re: #4 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

I'd donate, but I'm broke.

I'd donate, but I'm snipped. 3 kids - and one on the way - will do that to a guy.

re: #1 Wyatt Earp

Here's a creepy fact from across the pond. UK Sperm Banks in Need of a Bailout. Eww.

This suggests something about UK males...

re: #3 StudSupreme

FIRST!
I've been waiting a while to say that. ;-)

and it may be awhile longer before you're in a position to do it again...

re: #5 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

You can't say that. Prepare to be deleted...

Yep, gotta read the rules, my friend.

re: #5 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

You can't say that. Prepare to be deleted...

I'm just kidding around!

re: #8 redc1c4

and it may be awhile longer before you're in a position to do it again...

Wow, you guys are just a barrel 'o fun...

re: #11 StudSupreme

Wow, you guys are just a barrel 'o fun...

Not trying to be snarky, but it's one of the LGF "Don'ts."

I think it auto-deletes if it's all by itself and actually the first post. Otherwise...

re: #6 Wyatt Earp

I'd donate, but I'm snipped. 3 kids - and one on the way - will do that to a guy.

All the fun without the consequences. Smart move.

re: #2 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

I'm still smarting after tonight's loss...

re: #10 StudSupreme

I'm just kidding around!

Like Wyatt said in his #12...

re: #14 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

All the fun without the consequences. Smart move.

Except I have a 9 month old. The next one - my first girl - is due on January 3rd. The missus is always early, so I'm looking at Irish twins . . . and a lot of OT to pay for them. :)

re: #12 Wyatt Earp

Not trying to be snarky, but it's one of the LGF "Don'ts."

You're no fun, and I can prove it!

I bet you don't even like this video:

re: #11 StudSupreme

Wow, you guys are just a barrel 'o fun...

take it up with Stinky... we just w*rk here.

/LNDT

re: #15 Fenway_Nation

I'm still smarting after tonight's loss...

Yeah, but your Bruins are playing out of their mind. Good thing, too, because I have Savard and Wideman on my fantasy team.

re: #15 Fenway_Nation

I'm still smarting after tonight's loss...

It was a great game. And Belecheck not kicking that field goal on fourth down from the 24 yard line in the third quarter came back to bite him in the butt. Terrible call there.

If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of. -Maier's Law

re: #18 StudSupreme

You're no fun, and I can prove it!

I bet you don't even like this video:

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

Magnificent Seven!

We had football?

re: #17 Wyatt Earp

Except I have a 9 month old. The next one - my first girl - is due on January 3rd. The missus is always early, so I'm looking at Irish twins . . . and a lot of OT to pay for them. :)

To quote Larry The Cable Guy: "That'll piss you off".

re: #4 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

I'd donate, but I'm broke.

Isn't there an operation to fix that? Oh, that "broke".

Sounds like no one is keeping the British end up.

re: #25 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

To quote Larry The Cable Guy: "That'll piss you off".

Eh, it's nice to have a girl, but in all honesty, she is an "Oops." (Of course, we'll never tell her that.)

re: #24 Rancher

We had football?

Jets-Patriots on NFL network. Jets won .

re: #26 calcajun

Well the lot of them seem to be coming pussified over there for some reason. I could quote a reason or a couple thousand . . .

re: #7 StudSupreme

This suggests something about UK males...

Look carefully at the Royal Family and you'll see the answer.

re: #27 Wyatt Earp

Eh, it's nice to have a girl, but in all honesty, she is an "Oops." (Of course, we'll never tell her that.)

I was an "oops", 40 years ago. I know what you mean.

re: #28 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Damn!

re: #20 Wyatt Earp

That's true...but I guess being bummed over any New England team losing to a New York team trumps any joy I have over another New England team beating up the Habs...still- I caught the 1st 2 periods on the drive home tonight. How come Price wasn't that Sieve-like in the 1st round against Boston last year?

Good win over the Hawks (both Black and just plain Hawks) the other night, tho'.

/Not sure who I'm supposed to hate more- Montreal or NYC

re: #26 calcajun

Isn't there an operation to fix that? Oh, that "broke".

Sounds like no one is keeping the British end up.

I don't know why, with incentive like this there.

A nation that sells "spotted dick" in supermarkets ought to be able to handle these kinda donations... just sayin'...

There's a game every Thursday night for the next 4 weeks.

re: #33 Fenway_Nation

That's true...but I guess being bummed over any New England team losing to a New York team trumps any joy I have over another New England team beating up the Habs...still- I caught the 1st 2 periods on the drive home tonight. How come Price wasn't that Sieve-like in the 1st round against Boston last year?

Good win over the Hawks (both Black and just plain Hawks) the other night, tho'.

/Not sure who I'm supposed to hate more- Montreal or NYC

Probably the Jets right now, because they're playing so well. The Habs are a good team, but Buffalo and the B's are the class of that division.

They call it Islam, we call it...

PIMF- re: #32 Rancher

Damn!

There's a game every Thursday night for the next 4 weeks.

After how many years and I still forget Thursday night football.

re: #27 Wyatt Earp

Eh, it's nice to have a girl, but in all honesty, she is an "Oops." (Of course, we'll never tell her that.)

until she starts searching the Internet for a school project in a few years...

/good move...

re: #35 stevieray

A nation that sells "spotted dick" in supermarkets ought to be able to handle these kinda donations... just sayin'...

That was my nickname in high school! Heh.

re: #40 Rancher

After how many years and I still forget Thursday night football.

Between pro and college, you can watch football every single night this time of year.

re: #21 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

No shit- the last time I was shaking my head at Belicheck coaching decisions like that was the Sunday night game in Indy...

/It's not often I say 'The Hoodie cost us the game with that decision..'

re: #36 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

There's a game every Thursday night for the next 4 weeks.

can't be... USC plays on Saturday.

re: #1 Wyatt Earp

Here's a creepy fact from across the pond. UK Sperm Banks in Need of a Bailout. Eww.

Why? Are they flooding because of a leak?

re: #40 Rancher

After how many years and I still forget Thursday night football.

I don't even have cable and I watched it on my computer. Less than perfect video quality, but I watched it.

re: #45 redc1c4

can't be... USC plays on Saturday.

University of South Carolina?
/

re: #46 Outrider

Why? Are they flooding because of a leak?

That sounds like the perfect scenario for Mighty Putty!

re: #1 Wyatt Earp

Here's a creepy fact from across the pond. UK Sperm Banks in Need of a Bailout. Eww.

I got yer stimulus package right heah'!

/giggity

re: #46 Outrider

Why? Are they flooding because of a leak?

Lack of real men?

re: #50 Fenway_Nation

I got yer stimulus package right heah'!

/giggity

LOL!

Eerily similar songs:

Britney Spears' Womanizer
Theme from Sid & Marty Krofft's Lidsville

re: #53 gmsc

Eerily similar songs:

Britney Spears' Womanizer
Theme from Sid & Marty Krofft's Lidsville

I am not even going to ask who you figured that one out? I mean, Sid and Marty Krofft? *shudder*

re: #50 Fenway_Nation
The US pays for sperm? Why am I selling plasma?

Next Thursday is Cincinnati at Pittsburgh.

re: #55 Rancher

The US pays for sperm? Why am I selling plasma?

$20 a "pop?"

re: #8 redc1c4
jumped ya hard on the last thread,
just doing my think, did not see the link...

re: #54 Wyatt Earp

I am not even going to ask who you figured that one out? I mean, Sid and Marty Krofft? *shudder*

I heard Womanizer for the first time earlier today. It bugged me immediately because it sounded familiar, but I couldn't place it. Every so often through the day, I'd hum the section that sounded familiar without the words.

While making dinner tonight, I found myself singing, "In the middle of the summer, in the middle of a park . . . " and it hit me it was Lidsville! I ran to YouTube (yes, dinner was saved anyway), searched for Lidsville, and there it was!

re: #57 Wyatt Earp

$20 a "pop?"

Oh cum on...

re: #57 Wyatt Earp

$20 a "pop?"

Once you pop, you can't stop.

re: #60 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Sorry, that was crude.

re: #59 gmsc

I heard Womanizer for the first time earlier today. It bugged me immediately because it sounded familiar, but I couldn't place it. Every so often through the day, I'd hum the section that sounded familiar without the words.

While making dinner tonight, I found myself singing, "In the middle of the summer, in the middle of a park . . . " and it hit me it was Lidsville! I ran to YouTube (yes, dinner was saved anyway), searched for Lidsville, and there it was!

That's actually pretty impressive. Bravo!

re: #62 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Sorry, that was crude.

"Pop" goes the weasel?

re: #58 Nightwatch

jumped ya hard on the last thread,
just doing my think, did not see the link...

that was last thread... and i haven't even seen it.

are you cute? %-)

/white smoke!

I see this thread has quickly found bottom.

/dynamite any one.

//you know, we can always dig our selves out of this hole.

Love to help, but I gotta get to bed. G'night all!

re: #59 gmsc

My uncle works at a music store in western mass...apparently one of the perks (prior to the advent of MP3s) was he could get a good deal on imported CDs.

One afternoon he was listening to some random Hindi pop CD and thought 'Hey...this sounds familiar'. It was 'borrowed' (to use a generous term) by the Black Eyed Peas for one of their songs...he never specified which one. He initially thought it was the other way around until he saw that the Hindi-pop song was from 1996 or thereabouts...

re: #62 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Sorry, that was crude.

delightfully tacky, yet unrefined...

/don't ever change. %-)

/drink!

Sperm donors are like male sharmutas.

/white smoke

re: #54 Wyatt Earp

Have Sid and Marty Krofft ever been prosecuted for H.R. Pufnstuf?

re: #66 BlueCanuck

I see this thread has quickly found bottom.

/dynamite any one.

//you know, we can always dig our selves out of this hole.

if we'd just toss all the empties out of the hole, there'd be room for the drilling rig!

re: #70 Sharmuta

Sperm donors are like male sharmutas.

/white smoke

Yeah, but just don't try doing it in Australia. May end up costing you.

/let me go find that linky.

re: #70 Sharmuta

Sperm donors are like male sharmutas.

/white smoke

if you're getting smoke, slow down and use a lubricant...

/white something %-)

Black Eyed Peas? Who?

re: #70 Sharmuta

Sperm donors are like male sharmutas.

/white smoke

We have a new Pope? What happened to Benedict XXXI?
/

re: #74 redc1c4

if you're getting smoke, slow down and use a lubricant...

/white something %-)

In a white room, with black curtains...

This is more like it- Talking to myself.

The only way to have an intelligent conversation!

re: #78 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

This is more like it- Talking to myself.

Shhh, you're interrupting the voices in my head.

re: #71 Rancher

Have Sid and Marty Krofft ever been prosecuted for H.R. Pufnstuf?

Why would they be prosecuted for H.R. Pufnstuf? While I'm thinking of Krofft and court cases, they did successfully sue McDonald's for ripping off the look and feel of the Krofft look for their McDonaldland ads.

Geez, I feel like Kevin from "Home Alone".

re: #75 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Black Eyed Peas? Who?

/Pump It

re: #53 gmsc

Eerily similar songs:

Britney Spears' Womanizer
Theme from Sid & Marty Krofft's Lidsville

Wow! That takes me back. I'd forgotten about that show, entirely. Charles Nelson Reilly and Butch Patrick. Talk about a gas from the past.

re: #81 gmsc

Why would they be prosecuted for H.R. Pufnstuf?

Ever watched it?

re: #85 Rancher

Ever watched it?

When I was younger, I'd never miss it.

re: #54 Wyatt Earp

I am not even going to ask who you figured that one out? I mean, Sid and Marty Krofft? *shudder*

They don't sound all that close to me, though.

re: #80 BlueCanuck

Shhh, you're interrupting the voices in my head.

Voices

re: #79 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

The only way to have an intelligent conversation!

you're not there yet...

/white smoke

re: #87 Salem

They don't sound all that close to me, though.

It's not similar all the way through, but there are segments that are almost identical.

re: #89 redc1c4

you're not there yet...

/white smoke

That's why mapquest was invented.

Just watched a Family Guy episode, the one with the NAAFP (National Association for the Advancement of Fat People), and they slammed Jeb Bush and Pes. Bush both. Can't wait to see them slam Obama.

re: #68 Fenway_Nation

My uncle works at a music store in western mass...apparently one of the perks (prior to the advent of MP3s) was he could get a good deal on imported CDs.

One afternoon he was listening to some random Hindi pop CD and thought 'Hey...this sounds familiar'. It was 'borrowed' (to use a generous term) by the Black Eyed Peas for one of their songs...he never specified which one. He initially thought it was the other way around until he saw that the Hindi-pop song was from 1996 or thereabouts...

It makes me wonder about "Oops! I Did It Again!" and "Oops! I Made A Mistake!".
;)

re: #88 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Voices

I am more worried about my voices.

/white smoke

re: #83 Killian Bundy

/Pump It

Funky Fire

re: #92 Rancher

Just watched a Family Guy episode, the one with the NAAFP (National Association for the Advancement of Fat People), and they slammed Jeb Bush and Pes. Bush both. Can't wait to see them slam Obama.

You're gonna wait a looong time, especially considering Family Guy is the series that featured Stewie in a Nazi uniform that included a McCain/Palin button.

Lets help Britain with their sperm donor problem!

re: #92 Rancher

Just watched a Family Guy episode, the one with the NAAFP (National Association for the Advancement of Fat People), and they slammed Jeb Bush and Pes. Bush both. Can't wait to see them slam Obama.

holding your breath?

re: #81 gmsc

Why would they be prosecuted for H.R. Pufnstuf? While I'm thinking of Krofft and court cases, they did successfully sue McDonald's for ripping off the look and feel of the Krofft look for their McDonaldland ads.

Can you say "thought crimes" or "crimes against humanity".

re: #76 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

We have a new Pope? What happened to Benedict XXXI?
/

Stop it with your straw man arguments///

H R Puffinstuff--an early indication taht Western civilization was in trouble

re: #92 Rancher

Don't get your hopes up. Unlike South Park, they are not equal opportunity offenders and I'm pretty sure McFarlane donated to the 0bama campaign.

re: #70 Sharmuta

Sperm donors are like male sharmutas.

/white smoke

Sharm... and I thought you were my one and only.

Heart break and melancoly settles over me like out first Republican President.

re: #95 redc1c4

Funky Fire

Now you're talking.

/where few white people dare to tread, for good reason

re: #103 shanec99

Sharm... and I thought you were my one and only.

Heart break and melancoly settles over me like out first Republican President.

maybe you should get into action...

/within the ROE, of course. %-)

re: #104 Killian Bundy

Now you're talking.

/where few white people dare to tread, for good reason

i was young and had a future when that song came out...

/and then they elected Carter.

re: #92 Rancher

Just watched a Family Guy episode, the one with the NAAFP (National Association for the Advancement of Fat People), and they slammed Jeb Bush and Pes. Bush both. Can't wait to see them slam Obama.

They had an episode about a month ago where some character was wearing a Nazi uniform and had a McCain/Palin button on it.

re: #102 Fenway_Nation
I figured.

Morning all from a beautiful,warm sunny day Durban S.Africa. I want to link an article from RedState and not to sure how to do this. You assistance would be greatly appreciated.

re: #109 Erik The Red

Morning Erik- what the hell is up with the Rand this month?

re: #109 Erik The Red

Do you want to link it in a post or use one of the spinoff links above-thread?

re: #105 redc1c4

Hmmm, think we should save this one for future occasions.

re: #110 Fenway_Nation

F**k knows. It is any ones guess. Will swing as much as 100cents in one day. It of great concern to me as I will be returning to the US mid next year and have lost about 40% in dollar terms on my money.

Morning, Lizardim!

re: #111 Fenway_Nation

link in post

re: #112 BlueCanuck

Hmmm, think we should save this one for future occasions.

as a test to see if you're hammered?

i gave up on it, but i wasted the dinner buzz on a public meeting.

/starting over

re: #114 haakondahl

Morning, Lizardim!

Guten tag. What's a lizardim?

re: #102 Fenway_Nation

Don't get your hopes up. Unlike South Park, they are not equal opportunity offenders and I'm pretty sure McFarlane donated to the 0bama campaign.

Yes MacFarlane did give $2300 directly to Obama plus another $38,900 to the DNC plus another $2300 to various other Democrats this year.

re: #117 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

I know what a sarc tag is but what's a Guten tag?

re: #119 Rancher

I know what a sarc tag is but what's a Guten tag?

It's German for good morning. Or maybe good night.

re: #110 Fenway_Nation
Rand al Thor?

re: #115 Erik The Red

Well, I usually open up the URL in another window, Copy/cut it from the address bar, click the little chain/link icon right above the comment box and then paste the URL in the little window that pops up.

/A little less straightforward if you have some sort of pop-up blocker.

re: #120 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Aloha.

re: #118 Neo Con since 9-11

Yes MacFarlane did give $2300 directly to Obama plus another $38,900 to the DNC plus another $2300 to various other Democrats this year.

Don't you love it when these imbecilic libs give money to people who they know will take more of their money? Mark Levin is right. Liberalism IS the philosophy of the stupid.

re: #120 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Ciao.

this is one of the 6 element's all time fave groups... (and it's all my fault. %-)

Alternative Ulster

Suspect Device

#27: Wyatt Earp
Girls or boys, take what comes, love them and let them know it.
I'm an old guy, veteran, disabled, but still enjoying life to the fullest. My plumbing doesn't work anymore the way it should, not like a young guy, but when it did I fathered one son, three daughters, and two stillborn. My wife still grieves the ones we lost, although it happened over fifty years ago. The son is a fine man, but he does his thing, he is a professional, and about all we see of him, mostly a function of location, is regular phone calls and a visit every year or two.
Our daughters too are professionals, but they cling to family, and we see them at least weekly.
We have grandchildren as well, four girls and four boys, all fine individuals.
It is my opinion that girls are more needful of tight family relationships. I would like to have had more boys, I guess to propagate the proud family name. That is certainly selfish of me, but I suspect many men feel that way. No matter, I have three grandsons who will do that, also two nephews.
To me, family is what life is all about. How lonely and uninteresting my life would be were there none.
Old Engineer

Your text to link...
re: #122 Fenway_Nation

Thanks lets see if this works.

re: #119 Rancher

I know what a sarc tag is but what's a Guten tag?

german for "white smoke"?

/white smoke

Adios. Guthaben. See ya later, good night Lizards. Any further posts will be Rustler's.

/Real Rancher

re: #128 Erik The Red

So much for change in the new administration. Look how many ex Clinton people are in his "Change" admin.

re: #118 Neo Con since 9-11

I've got faith in McFarlane. Doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who lies awake worrying about who he might offend.

re: #126 redc1c4

this is one of the 6 element's all time fave groups... (and it's all my fault. %-)

Alternative Ulster

Suspect Device

/Lou Reed wannabees

re: #53 gmsc

Disturbing, 42,689 comments on the Britney video.

After the first ten thousand, what's the point of saying anything?

And who would read them all?

re: #125 Rancher

Ciao.

I already ate. but thanks!

re: #133 Killian Bundy

/Lou Reed wannabees

Thought Lou Reed founded Velvet Underground?

re: #128 Erik The Red

Your text to link...

Thanks lets see if this works.

that reads like a "Who's Who" of "Who Can't".

but then again, look who we're talking about...

/drink

re: #134 Mauser

Disturbing, 42,689 comments on the Britney video.

After the first ten thousand, what's the point of saying anything?

And who would read them all?

Maybe they think Britney reads each comment personally.
** rolls eyes **

re: #126 redc1c4

this is one of the 6 element's all time fave groups... (and it's all my fault. %-)

Alternative Ulster

Suspect Device

What the hell was that? It looked like a 33 rpm record played at 78 rpm.

re: #138 gmsc

Maybe they think Britney reads each comment personally.
** rolls eyes **

She can read? Who knew?

re: #133 Killian Bundy

/Lou Reed wannabees

strange... i never considered the Velvet Underground to be Lou Reed wannabees... a little harsh with the judging, aren't you?

re: #134 Mauser

Disturbing, 42,689 comments on the Britney video.

After the first ten thousand, what's the point of saying anything?

And who would read them all?

they can read? wtf. lol. omg... etc.

re: #132 sdkruiser

I do to. I have faith in McFarlane's continued ability to cheap-shot Republicans, conservatives, christians and people from the flyover states in general with his program.

re: #140 Outrider

She can read? Who knew?

Maybe they think she can read?

re: #124 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Don't you love it when these imbecilic libs give money to people who they know will take more of their money? Mark Levin is right. Liberalism IS the philosophy of the stupid.

Honestly, I don't even credit wealthy liberals with being stupid. I think wealthy liberals they are greedy and cynical; greedy because they would never give that money to someone in true need and cynical because they think less wealthy liberals wouldn't give unless the government forces them too. Wealthy conservatives on the other hand would prefer to give directly to the needy and believe correctly that less wealthy conservatives will give to the needy without government coercion.
Proofy I'm correct

re: #132 sdkruiser

I've got faith in McFarlane. Doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who lies awake worrying about who he might offend.

Maybe not, but he's a stupid POS and I hope he will soon FOAD. Why are you defending the asshole?

re: #136 Outrider

Thought Lou Reed founded Velvet Underground?

/yes, and if you don't have the Loaded album in your inventory, you're a loser

re: #133 Killian Bundy

Hmmm, I think some one needs to refresh themselves on their new rock history a bit.

re: #138 gmsc

Maybe they think Britney reads each comment personally.
** rolls eyes **

she can read?

re: #139 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

PIMF-

What the hell was that? It looked like a 33 rpm record played at 78 rpm sounds.

re: #144 gmsc

Maybe they think she can read?

I'm with Redc1c4...they can read? And write?

re: #139 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

What the hell was that? It looked like a 33 rpm record played at 78 rpm.

classic punk... loud n'fast!

Thanks Fenway for your help. Will still need to perfect it but it is a start. Have go see the dentist be back later.

re: #143 Fenway_Nation

I left out the military, too...

re: #148 BlueCanuck

Hmmm, I think some one needs to refresh themselves on their new rock history a bit.

/really, schooling me on Velvet Underground?

re: #145 Neo Con since 9-11

Honestly, I don't even credit wealthy liberals with being stupid. I think wealthy liberals they are greedy and cynical; greedy because they would never give that money to someone in true need and cynical because they think less wealthy liberals wouldn't give unless the government forces them too. Wealthy conservatives on the other hand would prefer to give directly to the needy and believe correctly that less wealthy conservatives will give to the needy without government coercion.
Proofy I'm correct

I saw that! Liberals only like to give OPM- Other people's money.

re: #155 Killian Bundy

My apologies. Mis-read your sarc tag.

re: #151 Outrider

I'm with Rredc1c4...they can read? And write?

the coonass cumdumpster lives up on Mullholland, and routinely comes down the hill to bless the hoi palloi with her presence and cash... tying up traffic with the paperazi and drawing off the already short staffed local LAPD with bullshit.

can you tell i despise her, or should i go into details?

re: #132 sdkruiser

You could be correct. I'm not really sure about the Family guy series as I don't watch alot of TV. I was just bored and took a look at who the creator of the series contributed too, well over $45,000 to the dems $0 to the republicans

re: #147 Killian Bundy

/yes, and if you don't have the Loaded album in your inventory, you're a loser

(sigh) Yet more proof. I have hundreds of records but I do not have that one. i can not remember the name of the one I do have, just remember it is grayish and has a photo of him on the cover wearing sunglasses.

re: #155 Killian Bundy

/really, schooling me on Velvet Underground?

oh come on... you get schooled all the time.

(you just don't admit it. %-)

/white smoke

So now the MSM is identified as the source that trashed Gov Palen and blamed the McCain camp suggesting that Gov Paelen was ignorant and did not know that Africa was not a country.

Funny how this comes out after the election.
[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

If we ever trust anything that the MSM says about Conservatives again we should be ashamed.

re: #160 Outrider

(sigh) Yet more proof. I have hundreds of records but I do not have that one. i can not remember the name of the one I do have, just remember it is grayish and has a photo of him on the cover wearing sunglasses.

do you have a copy of "It's a Beautiful Day"?

re: #162 shanec99

So now the MSM is identified as the source that trashed Gov Palen and blamed the McCain camp suggesting that Gov Paelen was ignorant and did not know that Africa was not a country.

Funny how this comes out after the election.
[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

If we ever trust anything that the MSM says about Conservatives again, we should be ashamed.

lying bastids, one and all.

(fixed that for ya, btw! %-)

re: #145 Neo Con since 9-11

Honestly, I don't even credit wealthy liberals with being stupid. I think wealthy liberals they are greedy and cynical; greedy because they would never give that money to someone in true need and cynical because they think less wealthy liberals wouldn't give unless the government forces them too. Wealthy conservatives on the other hand would prefer to give directly to the needy and believe correctly that less wealthy conservatives will give to the needy without government coercion.
Proofy I'm correct

Levin is wrong... Liberalism is not the philosophy of the stupid... it is the philosophy of lies.

re: #159 Neo Con since 9-11

In fact going back to 05 Seth MacFarlane has contributed $77,000 to the Democrats and nothing to the Republicans. I doubt he's going to be fair on his show.

re: #158 redc1c4

the coonass cumdumpster lives up on Mullholland, and routinely comes down the hill to bless the hoi palloi with her presence and cash... tying up traffic with the paperazi and drawing off the already short staffed local LAPD with bullshit.

can you tell i despise her, or should i go into details?

I got the gist. ;-)>

She's just a name that flashes across the tabloids in the supermarket to me. Wouldn't know her if she flashed her non-panty wearing legs at me from the car seat. See. i got that much from the tabloids. lol

re: #164 redc1c4

lying bastids, one and all.

(fixed that for ya, btw! %-)

Appreciated

And another albulm you must have, New York.

/Dirty Boulevard

re: #166 Neo Con since 9-11

In fact going back to 05 Seth MacFarlane has contributed $77,000 to the Democrats and nothing to the Republicans. I doubt he's going to be fair on his show.

Only children watch cartoons.

re: #163 redc1c4

do you have a copy of "It's a Beautiful Day"?

california band? late 60s?

re: #170 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Only children watch cartoons.

In Soviet Russia, cartoo . . .

/Ah, skip it

re: #172 gmsc

In Soviet Russia, cartoo . . .

/Ah, skip it

LOL. My "better half" is from Russia.

re: #168 shanec99

Appreciated

de nada... it's all part of the free service!

being a career SP4, i found it handy to be useful. %-)

re: #170 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

I watch The Venture Brothers- guess that means I'm young at heart.

re: #87 Salem

They don't sound all that close to me, though.

Perhaps this edit will highlight the similarities a little better.

re: #171 Outrider

california band? late 60s?

White Bird

re: #176 gmsc

Well so much for going to bed early tonight. :p

re: #174 redc1c4

de nada... it's all part of the free service!

being a career SP4, i found it handy to be useful. %-)

SP4... what the devil is that?

re: #176 gmsc

Perhaps this edit will highlight the similarities a little better.

sorry, but after i jammed the pens into either ear canal, i really couldn't tell much about either one... but i felt much better.

re: #175 Fenway_Nation

I watch The Venture Brothers- guess that means I'm young at heart.

I have never heard of that. But then again, I've never watched Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Home Improvement, Friends, The Cosby Show, Coach, etc.

re: #178 BlueCanuck

Well so much for going to bed early tonight. :p

re: #180 redc1c4

sorry, but after i jammed the pens into either ear canal, i really couldn't tell much about either one... but i felt much better.

I guess I'm just evil tonight.

re: #179 shanec99

SP4... what the devil is that?

before your time FNG: SPC these days... %-)

my DOR was 3DEC83, and i was tossed out in 9/03, never having been promoted, demoted or given an Art 15... and yes, i know that's impossible.

re: #182 gmsc

Great, now you're going to make red jealous. And make him try to out do you.

/white smoke.

re: #181 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

I have never heard of that. But then again, I've never watched Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Home Improvement, Friends, The Cosby Show, Coach, etc.

"television is referred to as a medium because it is neither rare nor well done." Ernie Kovacs

re: #184 BlueCanuck

Great, now you're going to make red jealous. And make him try to out do you.

/white smoke.

i like to think of it as training my replacement... %-)

/white smoke

re: #185 redc1c4

"television is referred to as a medium because it is neither rare nor well done." Ernie Kovacs

And has been called an "idiot box". But I still watch it. I just limit what I watch.

re: #181 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Think of some of those 60's or 70's cartoon adventurers and sleuths (Scooby Doo, Johnny Quest) now embittered middle-aged failures.

re: #188 Fenway_Nation

Think of some of those 60's or 70's cartoon adventurers and sleuths (Scooby Doo, Johnny Quest) now embittered middle-aged failures.

...or, just think it as an embittered cartoon failure.

Good night all!

re: #183 redc1c4

OK you were an Army Bubba... I am Navy. I am familiar with USN and USMC ranks.

re: #186 redc1c4

i like to think of it as training my replacement... %-)

/white smoke

The Chamber Of 32 Doors

/and if you don't have The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway in your inventory, you're a loser too

re: #188 Fenway_Nation

Think of some of those 60's or 70's cartoon adventurers and sleuths (Scooby Doo, Johnny Quest) now embittered middle-aged failures.

I was specifically referring to the crap on Fox Sunday nights.

Three days of Day by Day on the topic of Onelam. (Or is it Obamalam?)

[Link: www.daybydaycartoon.com...]

[Link: www.daybydaycartoon.com...]

[Link: www.daybydaycartoon.com...]

Fly On A Windshield

/lessons learned

re: #192 Killian Bundy

The Chamber Of 32 Doors

/and if you don't have The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway in your inventory, you're a loser too

fixed that for ya!

re: #196 redc1c4

fixed that for ya!

/at your peril

re: #197 Killian Bundy

/at your peril

terrified i am...

(not)

whatcha gonna hit me with, a penguin attack?

re: #196 redc1c4

fixed that for ya!

Nevermind that they can pack Wembley stadium without Peter Gabriel.

/Lilywhite Lilith

I'm outta here, CY'ALL L8R.

re: #198 redc1c4

terrified i am...

(not)

whatcha gonna hit me with, a penguin attack?

/well, that's family friendly

re: #199 Killian Bundy

Nevermind that they can pack Wembley stadium without Peter Gabriel.

/Lilywhite Lilith

all that proves is the same thing coonass's CD and concert sales prove: there's lots of people with more money than musical taste.

popular != good

re: #202 redc1c4

all that proves is the same thing coonass's CD and concert sales prove: there's lots of people with more money than musical taste.

popular != good

/Joe Walsh never sprayed the crowd with God knows what

re: #203 Killian Bundy

/Joe Walsh never sprayed the crowd with God knows what

are you sure?

re: #203 Killian Bundy

/Joe Walsh never sprayed the crowd with God knows what

Maybe not but Gallagher did.

re: #204 redc1c4

are you sure?

/yep

^_Dead.

re: #207 littleoldlady

More Fruitcup for me!

re: #207 littleoldlady

^_Dead.

No it's not, it's just resting. ;)

^{_{morning littleoldlady}}

Fenway! :-)

BlueCanuck! :-)

re: #209 BlueCanuck

No it's not, it's just resting fermenting. ;)

^{_{morning littleoldlady}}

re: #207 littleoldlady

^_Dead.

It's just resting.

youtube keeps tyelling me stuff is no longer available... some weird server thing.

re: #212 The Other Les

It's just resting.

we should nail it's feet to the perch, just to be sure...

red! :-)

(Reboot the youtube page.)

Les! :-)

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet --->
Help yourselves!

w00t!

I can almost taste the cup of assorted fruits

re: #216 littleoldlady

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet --->
Help yourselves!

would you send me your fool-ade avatar graphic?

re: #216 littleoldlady

*DING DING DING* Well done. Thanks for the fruitcup. I think it's my bed time now so later everyone. Stay scaly.

re: #218 Fenway_Nation

I can almost taste the cup of assorted fruits

straight (pardon the term) from West Hollywood...

re: #220 BlueCanuck

*DING DING DING* Well done. Thanks for the fruitcup. I think it's my bed time now so later everyone. Stay scaly.

quiter!

re: #219 redc1c4

would you send me your fool-ade avatar graphic?

Sure. (Why?)

'Night, Blue!

truth!

buy'em while you still have a car to put them on.

re: #222 redc1c4

Yeah well, need some rest before I kill something.

/no liscence and no gun. think hunting season is over too. :(

re: #223 littleoldlady

Sure. (Why?)

'Night, Blue!

any one of several sick and perverse reasons...

(pick one. %-)

re: #225 BlueCanuck

Yeah well, need some rest before I kill something.

/no liscence and no gun. think hunting season is over too. :(

got house flies?

red,

Sent. See if it worked.

re: #215 littleoldlady

red! :-)

(Reboot the youtube page.)

Les! :-)

Hello!

re: #228 littleoldlady

red,

Sent. See if it worked.

splash...

shot, over.

re: #228 littleoldlady

red,

Sent. See if it w*rked.

fixed that for ya!

re: #230 redc1c4

splash...

shot, over.

Does that mean "yes"?

re: #232 littleoldlady

Does that mean "yes"?

i guess that all depends on what you mean by the word "yes"...

/white smoke

killed that sucker, didn't i?

i blame Blue for going to bed... the bastage.

Just remember, red, that's copyrighted material.

Royalties ---> Tuition

I hope you we make a bundle! :-)

re: #235 littleoldlady

Just remember, red, that's copyrighted material.

Royalties ---> Tuition

I hope you we make a bundle! :-)

if you have some other pics/graphics you wish to share, we could likely make even more money...

/white smoke

Our motto is APOTHEOSIS NOW!

I have never seen this before laughed my ass off. Enjoy

Dear Diary...

December 8 - 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

December 9 - We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life.

December 12 - The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. l don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.

December 14 - Snow lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish l wouldn't huff and puff so.

December 15 - 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.

December 16 - Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, Which I think was very cruel.

December 17 - Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.

December 20 - Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Goddamn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow
blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.

December 22 - Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white sh#t fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to pee. By the time I got undressed, peed and dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the bugger is lying.

December 23 - Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she nuts! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying.

cont..

What are we selling?

MNTS got quite proficient at PhotoShop in a relatively short time...

December 24 - 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the s.o.b who drives that snow plow I'll drag him through the snow by his ankles and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish
shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the damn snowplow.

December 25 - Merry frigging Christmas! 20 more inches of the damn slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think shes a fricking idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wondeful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave.

December 26 - Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.

December 27 - Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze, plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me 1,400 to replace all my pipes.

December 28 - Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. THE BITCH is driving me crazy!

December 29 - 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

December 30 - Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver and he is now suing me for a million dollars not only the beating I gave him but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass. The wife went home to her mother. 9" predicted.

December 31 - I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.

January 8 - Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?

Anybody watch the Virginia Tech - Miami game last night?

I was flipping through and saw a Virginia Tech player score a touchdown and then he raised his arms and formed an "O" with his hands. I assumed his was doing the Obama salute. Anyway, he received a penalty for excessive celebration.

re: #240 Erik The Red

December 24 - 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the s.o.b who drives that snow plow I'll drag him through the snow by his ankles and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish
shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the damn snowplow.

December 25 - Merry frigging Christmas! 20 more inches of the damn slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think shes a fricking idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wondeful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave.

December 26 - Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.

December 27 - Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze, plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me 1,400 to replace all my pipes.

December 28 - Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. THE BITCH is driving me crazy!

December 29 - 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

December 30 - Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver and he is now suing me for a million dollars not only the beating I gave him but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass. The wife went home to her mother. 9" predicted.

December 31 - I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.

January 8 - Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?

it's going to be 90mumble* here tomorrow, and my pool is still ~80 or so... i'm gonna do some yard w*rk and then go swimming while i drink beer. grilled lamb chops, wild rice and freas green salad with home grown tomatoes for dinner with a Paso Zin out on the patio for dinner under the moon...

what can i say? i LOVE LA

re: #242 redc1c4

I'm in Durban S. Africa and we are going into summer great weather here. I was born in Cleveland and that just brought childhood memories.

re: #243 Erik The Red

I'm in Durban S. Africa and we are going into summer great weather here. I was born in Cleveland and that just brought childhood memories.

born & raised in LA here... my dad is from Wisconsin, and lived all along the border with Canada growing up. my mom wants to move north, and dad just says, i'll buy you a house. he says he's never going to be cold again.

re: #244 redc1c4

Same here. I will be returning to the US next year and will be settling in central Florida. If I never see snow again it will be to soon. My kids love the stuff. I guess the wife and them can go on a ski trip by themselves.

to live and die in LA

re: #245 Erik The Red

Same here. I will be returning to the US next year and will be settling in central Florida. If I never see snow again it will be to soon. My kids love the stuff. I guess the wife and them can go on a ski trip by themselves.

my joints hurt even when it's warm. i can't imagine being cold and trying to function...

speaking of which, i should try and get some sleep...

hasta y'all...

L8r!

(vaya con Elvis! %-)

Darlin' I love you, but give me South Florida.

Erik! Hold down the fort! :-)

Good day, ALL!™

re: #238 Erik The Red

re: #240 Erik The Red

Don't think I've really laughed, till that post, since the 4th. I needed that.

Durban S. Africa

What strange weather I've been having in Sydney. Just today it was 95F followed by a severe thunderstorm - electricity was out 30 minutes. And now it's freezing cold outside. Expecting snow on the weekend on the "higher" peaks.

Usually the really hot weather doesn't kick in until after Christmas and it's 2 - 2 1/2 months of tropical weather (with the chance of a few cooler days interspersed).

Good morning, Lizards.

re: #253 goddessoftheclassroom

Good morning goddess

Its been very quiet on the dead threads the last couple of nights

Election over, BBC re-initiates two-minute hate against Israel

As Charles mentioned yesterday, now that the election is over and Obama is safely elected, the Pali war is heating up again. At the behest of Hamas, the press is kick starting the usual biased memes to re-groove the public mind back into the rote about Israel and her enemies, in case our brains got a little rusty during the election campaign when we weren't allowed to think about such distractions as the jihad.

The BBC is among the first to re-establish the correct line of thinking about who the heroes and villains are. In their effort today, note how they place Israel's response as a separate issue to the original Pali rocket attack which brought about Israel's response:

[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

Gaza air strikes and rocket fire

Israeli aircraft have fired missiles at targets in the northern Gaza Strip, injuring two Palestinian militants.

Militants fired rockets into Israel on Friday.

No, that is not a second day lead. It is a biased interpretation.

The UN is of course playing ball right along with the media to get the game going again. Here the UN executes a well-timed forward pass to the BBC that eliminates no doubt about who we are to single out for public and political displeasure.

'Disaster'

John Ging, of the United Nations Relief and Works Agency (Unrwa), said on Thursday that handouts for 750,000 Gazans would have to be suspended until Saturday at the earliest, and called Gaza's economic situation "a disaster".

Now that the MSM has done it's superlative job presenting in-depth coverage of President-elect Obama's background and record, someone has decided it is time for them to re-apply these same skills and standards to ME coverage again.

BBC does not note anywhere in its coverage -- ever! -- the odd coincidence that what they call the "five-month truce between the two sides", which was really Hamas' cessation of rocket attacks, just happened to coincide with the American election season to the liberal's advantage. We did here. McCain should have!