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1 DesertSage  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:34:50pm

Farrah?

2 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:35:08pm

Spigot up your ... uh ... no, better not say that to Charles.

3 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:36:04pm

Well, someone knew to use teflon tape.

4 wrenchwench  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:36:06pm

Stinky did a nice job with the teflon tape.

5 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:36:21pm

re: #1 DesertSage

Farrah?

Nope, Leon.

/One time PGA tour player who lives by me.

6 Geepers  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:36:22pm

Thanks.

Spent 12 hours today plumbing a new water softener system, just what I wanted to see, more plumbing.

7 wrenchwench  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:36:42pm

....by 2 seconds....

8 bloodnok  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:37:07pm

Tap

9 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:37:32pm

re: #6 Geepers

Thanks.

Spent 12 hours today plumbing a new water softener system, just what I wanted to see, more plumbing.

Pipe down.
/or pipe sideways, in this case

10 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:37:47pm

re: #6 Geepers

Thanks.

Spent 12 hours today plumbing a new water softener system, just what I wanted to see, more plumbing.

No wonder you passed out earlier.

11 Charles  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:38:26pm

Hey, what's with all these chicks knowin' about teflon tape?

12 yochanan  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:38:47pm

what no $$$$$

13 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:38:56pm

re: #4 wrenchwench

Stinky did a nice job with the teflon tape.

And notice that he didn't use pliers. No teeth-marks on the brass.

14 wrenchwench  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:39:36pm

I do have a wrench in my nic.....

15 formercorpsman  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:39:41pm

I guess this could be a related question.

What is a tag? I see them listed under this photo, but what purpose do they serve?

16 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:39:41pm

re: #11 Charles

Hey, what's with all these chicks knowin' about teflon tape?

They're used to dealing with drips.

17 itellu3times  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:40:06pm

Bad night in LA for lizards and other living creatures, fires all around, getting smoke blowing back in from the ocean in west LA now, tv news giving it wall to wall coverage since last night.

18 Charles  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:40:22pm

Unfortunately, I can't claim credit for this faucet. It's near a stopping point on my rides.

19 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:41:06pm

re: #18 Charles

Unfortunately, I can't claim credit for this faucet. It's near a stopping point on my rides.

Ummm, what made you take a pic of it?

20 Charles  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:41:10pm

re: #15 formercorpsman

I guess this could be a related question.

What is a tag? I see them listed under this photo, but what purpose do they serve?

Click 'em and see.

21 Geepers  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:41:24pm

pre-Boomer Marine brat (#9),

Pipe down.

LOL.

Is this going to cascade into one of those pun threads?

22 formercorpsman  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:41:31pm

re: #20 Charles

Will do.

23 alegrias  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:41:36pm

We're all Joe the Plumber!

24 yochanan  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:41:36pm

i find italian bike parts collect dust just as well as japanese bike parts.

25 Charles  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:42:11pm

re: #19 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Ummm, what made you take a pic of it?

Seemed related to the fires. You could see this and the previous post as companions. If you like. Or not.

26 eon  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:42:18pm

re: #11 Charles

Hey, what's with all these chicks knowin' about teflon tape?

Teflon tape is to plumbing as 100-mph tape is to, well, the rest of the Universe.

/I doubt that there is an intelligent species anywhere in same that doesn't have an equivalent.

cheers

eon

27 experiencedtraveller  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:42:19pm

re: #3 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Quality brass spigot on 1/2" pipe. I bet its cold water....

28 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:42:35pm

re: #21 Geepers

pre-Boomer Marine brat (#9),

LOL.

Is this going to cascade into one of those pun threads?

Go ahead, let's sewer it gets us.

29 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:42:53pm

re: #21 Geepers

pre-Boomer Marine brat (#9),

LOL.

Is this going to cascade into one of those pun threads?

This might become a watershed moment in LGF history.

30 jcm  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:43:32pm

re: #28 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Go ahead, let's sewer it gets us.

It wrenching to see you plumb the depths like that.

31 bloodnok  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:43:42pm

re: #28 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Go ahead, let's sewer it gets us.

Don't you start spouting off...

32 alegrias  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:43:57pm

Is plumbing or any "vocational" training offered in the USA's public schools anymore, seeing as they are run by NEA unions & trustfunded Ayers types, busy pushing leftism & "alternative" education?

33 eon  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:44:06pm

re: #29 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

This might become a watershed moment in LGF history.

Hey, let's not go overboard.

cheers

eon

34 6pat6  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:44:34pm

Looks like a B-HO source of leaks of confidential conversations with a sitting President.

35 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:44:40pm

re: #27 experiencedtraveller

Quality brass spigot on 1/2" pipe. I bet its cold water....

Also a safe bet because it's apparently outside.

36 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:44:41pm

re: #25 Charles

Seemed related to the fires. You could see this and the previous post as companions. If you like. Or not.

Oh crap, I was about to say "Huh? Todd Rundgren?", then I looked and saw that was 2 threads back. Makes sense.

37 VegasRick  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:44:59pm

re: #32 alegrias

Is plumbing or any "vocational" training offered in the USA's public schools anymore, seeing as they are run by NEA unions & trustfunded Ayers types, busy pushing leftism & "alternative" education?

Carpentry, they teach the kids how to screw everybody.

38 Charles  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:45:01pm

Pipe down! I'm trying to admire the picture.

39 6pat6  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:45:30pm

re: #32 alegrias

Yes, it is. The traditional trades (electrical, masonry, woodworking, auto) are alive and well in the Vo-Tech system.

40 loppyd  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:45:36pm

Leaky Lahey?

41 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:45:40pm

re: #30 jcm

It wrenching to see you plumb the depths like that.

Can't you stand the pressure?

42 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:45:59pm

re: #31 bloodnok

Don't you start spouting off...

Thinking of puns is very draining.

43 gop_patriot  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:46:00pm

ROTFLOL!

You people scare me sometimes. X)

44 HoosierHoops  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:46:06pm

Time to log off..Going dancing
Best wishes lizards!

45 winston06  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:46:21pm

Pictures' day?

46 6pat6  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:46:31pm

Better cover that faucet before it freezes.

47 formercorpsman  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:46:51pm

Ok, I think I get it.

MIL just came through the door with my wife, and I'm sitting in my t-shirt and a pair of boxers.

My 2 boys on the couch in their underwear, no problem.

Me, I ain't moving out of this chair now.

48 winston06  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:46:51pm

re: #24 yochanan

buy American (is there any American made bike)

49 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:46:52pm

re: #38 Charles

Pipe down! I'm trying to admire the picture.

Tisk tisk. I already used that (in #9).

50 alegrias  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:46:53pm

As a former California resident, sitting here back East on a day so wet & soggy the fat earthworms are all out & about frollicking & sloshing, I do feel sorry for folks subject to combustible Santa Ana winds & hellish fires.

My thoughts are with the folks with few means who lost everything.

51 Geepers  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:46:55pm

Ozark Mountain Daredevil (#29),

This might become a watershed moment in LGF history.

Iron't goin' there.

Yes, I got used to have rusty well water.

52 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:47:40pm

re: #31 bloodnok

Don't you start spouting off...

Are you suggesting I flush it?

53 experiencedtraveller  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:47:48pm

re: #35 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Also a safe bet because it's apparently outside.

A good blast of cold water is always therapeutic.

54 Noam Sayin'  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:48:02pm

re: #38 Charles

Pipe down! I'm trying to admire the picture.

You're probably too late. You know how we get once the floodgates are open.

55 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:48:15pm

re: #46 6pat6

Better cover that faucet before it freezes.

IN LOS ANGELES?

56 itellu3times  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:48:20pm

Was creepy day today, I was walking around the 'hood, traffic was light, everything was quiet, almost like Christmas Day traffic. The fires? The economy? The Obamanation? Have I wandered into a parallel universe? Well, at least the Internet reaches here, whereever here is.

57 Charles  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:48:34pm

re: #49 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Tisk tisk. I already used that (in #9).

Hah! You win. Didn't see that one.

58 bloodnok  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:48:42pm

re: #52 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Are you suggesting I flush it?

Nah, just yanking your chain.

59 VegasRick  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:48:50pm

re: #52 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Are you suggesting I flush it?

You folks really should stop showering this thread with those horribly funny puns!

60 wrenchwench  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:49:08pm

re: #48 winston06

buy American (is there any American made bike)

The largest US manufacturer of bicycles: Worksman. They weigh about 50 lbs each.

61 jcm  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:49:14pm

re: #41 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Can't you stand the pressure?

It's relief to let it go sometimes.....

62 MandyManners  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:49:20pm

CBBHO is a real drip.

63 wiffersnapper  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:49:41pm

Farrah?

64 itellu3times  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:49:59pm

something something pipe dream something has a lot of brass something.

65 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:50:05pm

re: #57 Charles

Hah! You win. Didn't see that one.

It's always great to get in at the BEGINNING of a pun thread.

66 bloodnok  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:50:11pm

See how quickly an ordinary thread about an outdoor water tap can devolve into mere toilet humor?

67 MarineGrunt  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:50:29pm

Torneira de latão

68 VegasRick  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:50:31pm

re: #64 itellu3times

something something pipe dream something has a lot of brass something.

really?

69 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:51:12pm

re: #38 Charles

Pipe down! I'm trying to admire the picture.

That reminds me of this!

70 Sleepyone  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:51:28pm

re: #48 winston06

buy American (is there any American made bike)

My old, trusty Trek Liquid mountain bike is Made in the USA. However the components are from all over the place.

71 eon  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:51:31pm

re: #59 VegasRick

You folks really should stop showering this thread with those horribly funny puns!

Well, at least no one's gushing.

cheers

eon

72 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:51:36pm

re: #59 VegasRick

You folks really should stop showering this thread with those horribly funny puns!

Puns are impossible to ... stem ... on a faucet thread.

73 yochanan  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:51:37pm

re: #48 winston06

there are American assembled bikes but the components? hard to say doubt it.
besides i haven't riden any of the 4 bikes i own since before sept 11

74 razorbacker  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:51:47pm

This thread is already circling the drain.

75 Killgore Trout  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:52:06pm

OT: Jesus bleibt meine Freude

76 bloodnok  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:52:06pm

re: #69 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

That reminds me of this!

Reminded me of NJDHockeyfan.

77 bloodnok  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:52:27pm

re: #72 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Puns are impossible to ... stem ... on a faucet thread.

Oh stop your Moen-ing.

78 Noam Sayin'  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:52:28pm

re: #74 razorbacker

That's it, razor. Just let it flow.

79 eon  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:52:28pm

re: #74 razorbacker

This thread is already circling the drain.

Time to pull the plug?

cheers

eon

80 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:53:11pm

re: #74 razorbacker

This thread is already circling the drain.

It's turning into a laughatory.

81 alegrias  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:53:19pm

re: #37 VegasRick

Carpentry, they teach the kids how to screw everybody.

* * *
Speaking of sex in the schools,
A "progressive" European friend visiting bragged about his little daughter coming home with a banana and a condom after she had THAT lesson at her German school. The father was proud some unionized person taught his daugher about sex--instead of assuming that parental responsibility in the home, as a PARENT! Barf.

Didn't your parents accompany you to those special lectures about growing up, or talk to you about this before your teachers did?

82 Sleepyone  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:53:35pm

re: #60 wrenchwench

The largest US manufacturer of bicycles: Worksman. They weigh about 50 lbs each.

Those Worksman bikes are cool as hell.

83 loppyd  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:53:36pm

Anyone planning on watching the special on Fox - Television and the Presidency?

Tonight is all about Bubba and the chubby intern....

84 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:53:57pm

re: #62 MandyManners

CBBHO is a real drip.

CBBHO? Man, I hate having to learn a bunch of new acronyms every election.

85 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:54:04pm

re: #77 bloodnok

Oh stop your Moen-ing.

A rose by any other Koehler ....

86 loppyd  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:55:00pm

re: #85 pre-Boomer Marine brat

A rose by any other Koehler ....


You get the prize in my book!

87 reine.de.tout  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:55:03pm

re: #11 Charles

Hey, what's with all these chicks knowin' about teflon tape?

teflon tape is magical stuff.

88 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:55:14pm

re: #85 pre-Boomer Marine brat

A rose by any other Koehler ....

Go for the cloaca...

89 Sleepyone  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:55:28pm

re: #85 pre-Boomer Marine brat

A rose by any other Koehler ....

You guys are Peerless.

90 eon  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:55:34pm

re: #85 pre-Boomer Marine brat

A rose by any other Koehler ....

Plunging onward regardless....

cheers

eon

91 bloodnok  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:56:06pm

re: #86 loppyd

You get the prize in my book!

No kidding. I couldn't think of a way to work that one in... He is good.

92 yochanan  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:56:26pm

re: #82 Sleepyone
you can bench press um save money on the dumb bells.

93 John Blake  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:56:36pm

puns? I'm tapped out.

94 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:56:55pm

re: #92 yochanan

you can bench press um save money on the dumb bells.

You suggest a workout using Congresscritters?!?

95 MandyManners  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:56:55pm

re: #84 FurryOldGuyJeans

CBBHO? Man, I hate having to learn a bunch of new acronyms every election.

The CB are "Commie Bastard".

96 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:57:00pm

re: #88 FurryOldGuyJeans

Go for the cloaca...

It's clogging up.

/do we really want to head down THAT path?

97 Geepers  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:57:09pm

This thread is making my head swim.

98 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:57:28pm

re: #95 MandyManners

The CB are "Commie Bastard".

Ah, oh, urm, DO'H!

99 VegasRick  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:57:34pm

re: #81 alegrias

* * *
Speaking of sex in the schools,
A "progressive" European friend visiting bragged about his little daughter coming home with a banana and a condom after she had THAT lesson at her German school. The father was proud some unionized person taught his daugher about sex--instead of assuming that parental responsibility in the home, as a PARENT! Barf.

Didn't your parents accompany you to those special lectures about growing up, or talk to you about this before your teachers did?

I would go to the school and tell the teacher (hopefully female) that if you are going to teach my daughter how to put a condom on a penis do it the way all the men in my family have done it all these years, use a watermelon. Just to see her (or his) reaction.

100 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:57:55pm

re: #90 eon

Plunging onward regardless....

cheers

eon

Just don't go to the gutter.

101 jcm  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:57:57pm

re: #93 John Blake

puns? I'm tapped out.

I'm just dieing over that one.

102 gop_patriot  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:58:06pm

re: #95 MandyManners

The CB are "Commie Bastard".

Ah, thanks. I was just about to ask. lol

103 loppyd  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:58:21pm

re: #91 bloodnok

No kidding. I couldn't think of a way to work that one in... He is good.

I've got nuthin' tonight. Tapped out!

I love your Avatar....

104 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:58:24pm

re: #96 pre-Boomer Marine brat

It's clogging up.

/do we really want to head down THAT path?

Are you saying we shouldn't plumb to the depths?

105 jcm  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:58:33pm

re: #100 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Just don't go to the gutter.

I'm gonna' leaf that alone.

106 eon  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:58:52pm

re: #96 pre-Boomer Marine brat

It's clogging up.

/do we really want to head down THAT path?

No problem, we're Lizards, we can snake it.

cheers

eon

107 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:59:00pm

re: #101 jcm

I'm just dieing over that one.

Call a Craftsman for help.

108 MandyManners  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:59:18pm

Did Barney bite someone else?

109 bloodnok  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:59:24pm

I'll say this now because I'm terrified of seeing it in a pun. Pfister. There. It's out of the way.

110 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:59:27pm

re: #104 FurryOldGuyJeans

Are you saying we shouldn't plumb to the depths?

Y'mean, snaking thru the sewers?

111 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 5:59:49pm

re: #105 jcm

I'm gonna' leaf that alone.

Tree-mendous thought!

112 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:00:08pm

re: #110 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Y'mean, snaking thru the sewers?

Well they say it floats, and runs downhill.

113 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:00:22pm

re: #110 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Y'mean, snaking thru the sewers?

Shit, again?

114 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:00:25pm

re: #109 bloodnok

I'll say this now because I'm terrified of seeing it in a pun. Pfister. There. It's out of the way.

What price Pfister?

115 loppyd  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:00:26pm

BBIAM

116 alegrias  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:00:27pm

re: #83 loppyd

Anyone planning on watching the special on Fox - Television and the Presidency?

Tonight is all about Bubba and the chubby intern....

* * *
Hey Loppy D! Watching Clinton's "most ethical presidency ever" documentary will be fun. BUT the WashingtonPost's TV critic Tom Shales whined today it is a FOX NEWS CORP malicious vast right wing conspiracy to show a documentary about Pres. Clinton with warts and all!

What a paranoid ASS! It's a five part series about the presidency--but dem apologists can't handle the truth, and only approve if you talk about democrat wishful thinking about HOPE & CHANGE, not facts, lies and videotape!

Bwa hahah.

117 Sleepyone  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:00:28pm

re: #109 bloodnok

I'll say this now because I'm terrified of seeing it in a pun. Pfister. There. It's out of the way.

Heh, you said Pfister....

118 jcm  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:00:43pm

re: #111 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Tree-mendous thought!

Ahhh, getting to the root of our plumbing problem.

119 VegasRick  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:00:54pm

re: #109 bloodnok

I'll say this now because I'm terrified of seeing it in a pun. Pfister. There. It's out of the way.

Well, I did mention T&A awhile back............oh wait!.....err....ummmm.....wrong post!

120 itellu3times  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:00:55pm

all faucet no hose

121 John Blake  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:00:58pm

Galvanizing picture, Charles.

122 bloodnok  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:01:02pm

re: #103 loppyd

I've got nuthin' tonight. Tapped out!

I love your Avatar....

Thanks! It gets no better than yours, though.

123 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:01:11pm

re: #113 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Shit, again?

As a plumber I once knew called them, ... brown trout.

124 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:01:19pm

re: #118 jcm

Ahhh, getting to the root of our plumbing problem.

RidX was supposed to help, but not here with the punning lizards.

125 VegasRick  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:01:32pm

re: #111 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Tree-mendous thought!

I'm gonna leave that alone.

126 bloodnok  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:01:40pm

re: #113 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Shit, again?

potty mouth.

127 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:01:40pm

re: #118 jcm

Ahhh, getting to the root of our plumbing problem.

Speaking of root, I need a beer! BRB.

128 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:01:56pm

I've been trying to think of a pun to toss in, but can't think of one. Don't want to throw cold water on your party though.

129 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:02:16pm
130 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:02:25pm

re: #121 John Blake

Galvanizing picture, Charles.

And it makes a good thread, too.

131 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:02:37pm

re: #128 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I've been trying to think of a pun to toss in, but can't think of one. Don't want to throw cold water on your party though.

You just did ;)

132 BlueCanuck  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:02:46pm

Ah nuts, just when the thread gets good, and I catch up, I have to go to work and solder on.

/driveby punning.

133 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:03:09pm

re: #128 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I've been trying to think of a pun to toss in, but can't think of one. Don't want to throw cold water on your party though.

Come up with one using PVC and I'll buy you a beer.

134 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:03:26pm

re: #126 bloodnok

potty mouth.

I'm sorry, I'll wash my mouth out with soap. It's in the sink.

135 alegrias  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:04:00pm

You're plunging me into despair here, must go watch & relive the go go Clinton years...you remember them, the best years of our lives (for Al Qaida, that is)? The bridge to the 21st century of Jihad?

136 jcm  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:04:37pm

re: #130 pre-Boomer Marine brat

And it makes a good thread, too.

That's it keep twisting it till something gives.

137 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:04:41pm

re: #133 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Come up with one using PVC and I'll buy you a beer.

Polly V. Chloride. Nice girl.

138 poopeedoo  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:05:03pm

re: #95 MandyManners

The CB are "Commie Bastard".

If he lost, it could have stood for Cry Baby.

139 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:05:20pm

re: #132 BlueCanuck

I have to go to work and solder on

No sweat.

140 yochanan  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:05:31pm

well we will just have to wait wonder what al quada has in mind for obama?

141 Desert Dog  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:05:37pm

Get Ready, President Obama...

142 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:05:44pm

re: #136 jcm

That's it keep twisting it till something gives.

OKay, Chubby Checker.

143 alegrias  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:05:49pm

re: #137 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Polly V. Chloride. Nice girl.

* * *
PVC
Prolly Viet Cong
Jane Fonda!

144 jcm  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:06:04pm

re: #133 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Come up with one using PVC and I'll buy you a beer.

Poly put some vinyl on the turntable, and Chlo rides Charles' bike away.

145 VegasRick  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:06:11pm

re: #140 yochanan

well we will just have to wait wonder what al quada has in mind for obama?

His own sleeper cell?

146 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:06:23pm

re: #133 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Come up with one using PVC and I'll buy you a beer.

Not a pun, but pvc....

147 yah  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:06:35pm

re: #129 taxfreekiller
I don't think congress gives a damn what we think.

148 VegasRick  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:06:46pm

re: #143 alegrias

* * *
PVC
Prolly Viet Cong
Jane Fonda!

Private Viewing Club!

149 alegrias  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:06:52pm

re: #144 jcm

Poly put some vinyl on the turntable, and Chlo rides Charles' bike away.

* * *
Clo is toilet in German

After the old term "Water Closet" I presume.

150 cincinnati_kid37  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:06:55pm

I'll bet Barak Obama turned off that faucet.

151 alegrias  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:07:33pm

re: #148 VegasRick

Private Viewing Club!

* * *
What happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas, Mr. Rick!

152 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:07:36pm

re: #136 jcm

That's it keep twisting it till something gives.

heh ... I'm coming up dry now (literally)

153 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:07:46pm

re: #147 yah

I don't think congress gives a damn what we think.

They only care when it is time to re-elect the bastards.

154 loppyd  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:07:56pm

re: #116 alegrias

Watching now.

" did not have sexual relations with that woman...."

This is going to be delicious.

BBL

155 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:07:59pm

re: #150 cincinnati_kid37

I'll bet Barak Obama turned off that faucet.

I know our economy will go down the crapper due to his policies.

156 alegrias  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:08:19pm

re: #150 cincinnati_kid37

I'll bet Barak Obama turned off that faucet.

* * *
Naw, naw, naw! Obama's promised to turn wide open the spigots.

157 VegasRick  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:08:20pm

re: #151 alegrias

* * *
What happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas, Mr. Rick!

That's why it's private.

158 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:08:28pm

re: #144 jcm

Poly put some vinyl on the turntable, and Chlo rides Charles' bike away.

*THUMP*
*BOP*
"PUNCH*

159 jcm  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:08:35pm

re: #152 pre-Boomer Marine brat

heh ... I'm coming up dry now (literally)

Well have to come with something to prime the pump.

How's your weekend going?

160 eon  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:08:35pm

re: #135 alegrias

You're plunging me into despair here, must go watch & relive the go go Clinton years...you remember them, the best years of our lives (for Al Qaida, that is)? The bridge to the 21st century of Jihad?

Yes, and every MSM correspondent is reliving those glory days tonight, taking careful note of Ms. Lewinsky's posture, as they are panting for the opportunity to emulate her for the next eight years at least.

/According to Chris Muir's Day By Day, the official BHO White House Press Kit comes complete with Official Presidential Kneepads

cheers

eon

161 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:09:18pm

re: #156 alegrias

* * *
Naw, naw, naw! Obama's promised to turn wide open the spigots.

He said bigots, like Rev. Wright and Calypso Louie.

162 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:09:45pm

re: #149 alegrias

* * *
Clo is toilet in German

After the old term "Water Closet" I presume.

Yes, in loo of that name.

163 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:10:06pm

The Peoples Plumber...

164 jcm  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:10:29pm

re: #158 pre-Boomer Marine brat

*THUMP*
*BOP*
"PUNCH*

What? You want quality too?

worth every bruise.

165 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:10:30pm

re: #159 jcm

Well have to come with something to prime the pump.

How's your weekend going?

Great (because of this thread)!

166 razorbacker  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:10:38pm

I sure hope that this thread doesn't unravel into a bunch of toilet humor and result in a stay in the punitentiary.

167 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:11:03pm

re: #162 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Yes, in loo of that name.

LOL! Everybody have a nice bidet tomorrow.

168 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:11:04pm

re: #166 razorbacker

I sure hope that this thread doesn't unravel into a bunch of toilet humor and result in a stay in the punitentiary.

Too late

169 VegasRick  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:11:07pm

re: #155 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

I know our economy will go down the crapper due to his policies.

While you're there please let the media out of the tank.
Thanks.

170 alegrias  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:11:20pm

re: #154 loppyd

Watching now.

" did not have sexual relations with that woman...."

This is going to be delicious.

BBL

* * *
I will always prefer my President to be remembered reading "My Pet Goat" to small children, with plenty of adults in the room supervising. (Liberals laughed at a President who cared about children learning to read in school)

Wait until Pres. elect Obama reads a book to small children in crappy DC schools where kidz can't read and aren't taught to read either.
It will be treated like the Second Coming. Reading where no President has read before.

171 legalpad  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:11:28pm

re: #11 Charles

Hey, what's with all these chicks knowin' about teflon tape?

My wife does most of the plumbing here.

172 VMA211Dan  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:11:40pm

re: #32 alegrias

Is plumbing or any "vocational" training offered in the USA's public schools anymore, seeing as they are run by NEA unions & trustfunded Ayers types, busy pushing leftism & "alternative" education?

Nope. Industrial Arts are no longer taught in our public schools. That's why there is such a profession as handyman. Making a comeback.

173 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:12:12pm

re: #159 jcm

Well have to come with something to prime the pump.

How's your weekend going?

BTW, did you every work one of the old hand pumps? My father's mother had one.

174 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:12:15pm

re: #166 razorbacker

I sure hope that this thread doesn't unravel into a bunch of toilet humor and result in a stay in the punitentiary.

Pardon me?

175 Sleepyone  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:12:28pm

re: #169 VegasRick

While you're there please let the media out of the tank.
Thanks.

Ha! Thanks for the laughs lizards. Back to work for me....

176 Killgore Trout  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:12:37pm

Islam is the reason British teachers are suddenly happy to teach creationism

One in three teachers believe that creationism should be taught in school science lessons. Why? It's not because they've developed a sudden respect for fundamentalist Christian interpretations of the Bible. It's because devout Muslim pupils - and their parents - regard Darwin's teachings as blasphemous.

The science of evolution contradicts a literal reading of the Koran, just as it contradicts the seven-day creation narrative of Genesis. The difference is that most devout Muslims - more than 90 per cent worldwide - accept Islam's account of creation as the simple truth, whereas in Britain only a small minority of churchgoers are creationists.

In the last five years, Harun Yahya, a Turkish-based Islamic creationist propaganda machine, has been flooding the developed world with sophisticated material, including an incredibly glossy, huge and heavy 800-page Atlas of Creation which "proves" that all living species were created simultaneously. "Living beings have not undergone the slightest change for hundreds of millions of years," it asserts.

Multiple copies of this "atlas" have arrived at the two newspaper offices where I work, the Telegraph and the Catholic Herald.
.....
Meanwhile, as counterknowledge.com reports, the influence of Adnan Oktar, the fundamentalist who runs Harun Yahya, is growing enormously. Oktar has managed to block access in Turkey to numerous websites that challenge him, including at one stage Google groups.

177 yah  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:12:51pm

re: #169 VegasRick

While you're there please let the media out of the tank.
Thanks.

Wouldn't it be better to put the media IN the tank?

178 alegrias  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:12:52pm

re: #162 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Yes, in loo of that name.

* * *
THAT was a great pun!

179 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:13:11pm

re: #175 Sleepyone

Ha! Thanks for the laughs lizards. Back to work for me....

Gotta make more money for offerings to Holy Government, eh?

180 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:13:18pm

re: #166 razorbacker

I sure hope that this thread doesn't unravel into a bunch of toilet humor and result in a stay in the punitentiary.

You just bowl me over!

181 jcm  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:13:25pm

re: #173 pre-Boomer Marine brat

BTW, did you every work one of the old hand pumps? My father's mother had one.

Grandpa's barn had one. The one in the kitchen still worked but didn't much use since the plumbing went in.

182 Geepers  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:13:46pm

So I guess this is the Saturday Night Drinking Water Thread.

183 razorbacker  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:13:51pm

re: #174 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Pardon me?

Sorry, but this hole thing is too draining.

184 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:13:55pm

re: #178 alegrias

* * *
THAT was a great pun!

I thought it stunk.

185 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:14:30pm

re: #174 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Pardon me?

Mr Nixon, is that you?

186 Sleepyone  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:14:31pm

re: #179 FurryOldGuyJeans

Gotta make more money for offerings to Holy Government, eh?

Yeah, but I'm incorporated so I can keep a lot more than most.

187 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:14:35pm

re: #168 FurryOldGuyJeans

Too late

In plumbing, sooner or later everything winds up going downhill.

188 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:14:58pm

re: #183 razorbacker

Sorry, but this hole thing is too draining.

As Archie Bunker used to say: "Put a plug in it!".

189 BakaRanger  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:15:07pm

re: #170 alegrias

* * *
I will always prefer my President to be remembered reading "My Pet Goat" to small children, with plenty of adults in the room supervising. (Liberals laughed at a President who cared about children learning to read in school)

Wait until Pres. elect Obama reads a book to small children in crappy DC schools where kidz can't read and aren't taught to read either.
It will be treated like the Second Coming. Reading where no President has read before.

Maybe he can read "Prarie Fire" to them.

190 Basho  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:15:08pm

re: #176 Killgore Trout

Multicultural! Or how I learned to stop worrying and love Islamism.

191 Sleepyone  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:15:11pm

Now I'm really out.

Cheers.

192 alegrias  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:15:16pm

re: #185 FurryOldGuyJeans

Mr Nixon, is that you?

* * *
We don't have Richard Nixon to kick around anymore.

193 razorbacker  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:15:27pm

re: #187 pre-Boomer Marine brat

In plumbing, sooner or later everything winds up going downhill.

Wrap a pipe around it.

See? A sewer.

194 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:15:48pm

re: #181 jcm

Grandpa's barn had one. The one in the kitchen still worked but didn't much use since the plumbing went in.

Weren't those days fun. Did you ever wonder what might be living just underneath the outhouse "seat"?

195 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:15:52pm

re: #185 FurryOldGuyJeans

Mr Nixon, is that you?

I'm just playing checkers.

196 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:15:54pm

re: #192 alegrias

* * *
We don't have Richard Nixon to kick around anymore.

Bush is a good substitute for the Libs apparently.

197 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:16:30pm

re: #178 alegrias

*un-manly blush*
Thank you.

198 bloodnok  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:16:31pm

re: #180 pre-Boomer Marine brat

You just bowl me over!

A regular WC Fields, he is.

199 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:16:35pm

re: #193 razorbacker

Wrap a pipe around it.

See? A sewer.

I know a lawyer who's a sewer.

200 John Blake  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:17:01pm

Don't believe I've ever seen a fairer faucet.

201 Sleepyone  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:17:03pm

re: #195 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

I'm just playing checkers.

I thought I was signing off but you guys keep pulling me back in.

That was funny stuff OMD.

202 loppyd  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:17:08pm

re: #170 alegrias

* * *
I will always prefer my President to be remembered reading "My Pet Goat" to small children, with plenty of adults in the room supervising. (Liberals laughed at a President who cared about children learning to read in school)

Wait until Pres. elect Obama reads a book to small children in crappy DC schools where kidz can't read and aren't taught to read either.
It will be treated like the Second Coming. Reading where no President has read before.

Maybe he'll read them Prarie Fire....

203 OldLineTexan  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:17:19pm

re: #172 VMA211Dan

Nope. Industrial Arts are no longer taught in our public schools. That's why there is such a profession as handyman. Making a comeback.

At our local junior colleges, you can take all kinds of trade clases...welding, plumbing, carpentry, cabinetry, etc.

204 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:17:47pm

re: #200 John Blake

Don't believe I've ever seen a fairer faucet.

Were you talking to the Army Majors at the time you said that?

205 jcm  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:17:49pm

re: #194 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Weren't those days fun. Did you ever wonder what might be living just underneath the outhouse "seat"?

Night time with a flashlight.... all kinds of things could have been out there.

206 Killgore Trout  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:17:51pm

Re:#176
Islamic creationism arrives in the classroom. Why are we scared of debating it?
and....
Adnan Hajj and Ben Stein agree: Darwinism is a Shamanistic Religion

207 Geepers  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:18:03pm

pre-Boomer Marine brat (#173),

BTW, did you every work one of the old hand pumps? My father's mother had one.

Old?

New: $70.60.

208 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:18:32pm

re: #201 Sleepyone

I thought I was signing off but you guys keep pulling me back in.

That was funny stuff OMD.

Spiro me your excuses for not going back to work.

209 alegrias  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:18:41pm

re: #196 FurryOldGuyJeans

Bush is a good substitute for the Libs apparently.

* * *
Did you notice how they enjoyed kicking the pants off Palin? If a woman doesn't wear pantsuits, libs develop a clothes fetish!

How they hated Condoleeza Rice's long black leather boots!

210 OldLineTexan  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:18:49pm

re: #192 alegrias

* * *
We don't have Richard Nixon to kick around anymore.

We're not digging him up just for you.

/Nixon is a regular character on Futurama

211 Killgore Trout  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:19:22pm

re: #190 Basho

Adnan Hajj is gain ground.

212 Shug  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:19:24pm

Two photos in a row.

How about a super tanker?

213 Sleepyone  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:19:45pm

re: #208 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Spiro me your excuses for not going back to work.

must.....get......back......to......work......

make........money......pay......mortgage......

214 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:19:50pm

re: #209 alegrias

* * *
Did you notice how they enjoyed kicking the pants off Palin? If a woman doesn't wear pantsuits, libs develop a clothes fetish!

How they hated Condoleeza Rice's long black leather boots!

Libs hate ANYONE that is not a Lib; the reason expressed is just an excuse.

215 eon  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:20:07pm

re: #172 VMA211Dan

Nope. Industrial Arts are no longer taught in our public schools. That's why there is such a profession as handyman. Making a comeback.

Modern "vocational education" consists primarily of "information oriented" training aimed at starting the student off in a white-collar job earning enough to get hit with BHO's first tax hike ($40K/year minimum). This is why high-school graduates (who often can't read or write above what I would define as a third-grade level) go into the work force thinking that doing things like working in a major company's mailroom, etc., are "unsuitable"- they want the corner office, and they want it now.

Thanks to their equally-unrealistic instructors' attitudes, instead of telling their secretaries to get them their lattes' immediately, their actual job-related dialogue is more likely to be "Do you want fries with that?"

Assuming that they can even do that effectively.

/My recent experiences as a customer at local fast-food places tends to make me believe otherwise.

cheers

eon

216 razorbacker  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:20:12pm

As they say in South Vietnam, "Chúc ngủ ngon, y'all."

217 Killgore Trout  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:20:30pm

oppps, sorry Adnan Hajj = Adnan Oktar

218 alegrias  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:20:34pm

re: #210 OldLineTexan

We're not digging him up just for you.

/Nixon is a regular character on Futurama

* * *
What wasn't there to like about his jowly "My fellow Americans" speeches, I ask you? With his hands crossed in front of him? I loved watching those as a kid.

219 loppyd  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:20:42pm

Jammies? Check.
Cuddly blanket? Check.
Chocolate chip cookies? Check.
An hour of re-living Clinton's shame? Check!

BBL if I don't fall asleep.

220 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:21:05pm

re: #216 razorbacker

As they say in South Vietnam, "Chúc ngủ ngon, y'all."

As they say in North Vietnam, "Damn it's dark here."

221 MandyManners  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:21:21pm

There ain't shit on television tonight.

222 Desert Dog  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:21:24pm

re: #202 loppyd

Maybe he'll read them Prarie Fire....

Or, perhaps, Das Capital? or, some selections from the Chairman's Little Red Book?

223 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:21:33pm

re: #213 Sleepyone

must.....get......back......to......work ......

make........money......pay......mortgage ......

But....I thought after BOzo got elected we wouldn't have to pay our mortgages or buy gas.

224 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:21:42pm

re: #219 loppyd

Jammies? Check.
Cuddly blanket? Check.
Chocolate chip cookies? Check.
An hour of re-living Clinton's shame? Check!

BBL if I don't fall asleep.

Only an hour? That sure is skimming the surface.

225 Basho  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:21:43pm

re: #206 Killgore Trout

226 VMA211Dan  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:21:55pm

re: #203 OldLineTexan

At our local junior colleges, you can take all kinds of trade clases...welding, plumbing, carpentry, cabinetry, etc.


Exactly. But that good old shop class in high school is long gone.

227 Silhouette  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:21:59pm

re: #213 Sleepyone

must.....get......back......to......work ......

make........money......pay......mortgage ......

mortgages. Plural.

Obama says you get to pay someone else's mortgage too because it is only nice to spread the wealth.

228 DisturbedEma  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:22:01pm

re: #213 Sleepyone

must.....get......back......to......work ......

make........money......pay......mortgage ......


dear leader will pay it. . .just ask Peggy. . .STAY:)

229 loppyd  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:22:05pm

re: #224 FurryOldGuyJeans

Only an hour? That sure is skimming the surface.

I'll take what I can get! :~)

230 Shug  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:22:13pm

re: #219 loppyd

Clinton has no shame

231 alegrias  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:22:25pm

re: #213 Sleepyone

must.....get......back......to......work ......

make........money......pay......mortgage ......

* * *
YOu're resisting the hypnosis of the One promising change--to pay your mortgage and make working for yourself a thing of the past!

232 DisturbedEma  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:22:27pm

re: #222 Desert Dog

Or, perhaps, Das Capital? or, some selections from the Chairman's Little Red Book?

The Communist Manifesto?

233 loppyd  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:22:28pm

re: #221 MandyManners

There ain't shit on television tonight.


Turn on Fox News....

234 loppyd  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:22:51pm

re: #230 Shug

Clinton has no shame

Point taken.

Still, it's making me happy.

235 DisturbedEma  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:22:56pm

re: #230 Shug

Clinton has no shame

It is a shame to have had Clinton. . .

236 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:22:59pm

Hmmm, I think "plumbing" has pooped out.

/and on that I'll run like hell ... g'night all!

237 Shug  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:23:00pm

The Godfather and the Wizard of Oz are on.

and you have college football.

so no whining

238 sattv4u2  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:23:04pm

re: #220 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

As they say in North Vietnam, "Damn it's dark here."

OR ,,,,,

'Honey ,,, didn't we just have dirt for dinner two nights ago?"

BAD SATT ,,,, BAD BAD BAD

239 DisturbedEma  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:23:15pm

re: #233 loppyd

Turn on Fox News....

Oh oh. . .DO tell. . .

240 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:23:20pm

re: #216 razorbacker

As they say in South Vietnam, "Chúc ngủ ngon, y'all."

They say "y'all" in South Vietnam?

241 itellu3times  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:23:38pm

re: #206 Killgore Trout

Re:#176
Islamic creationism arrives in the classroom. Why are we scared of debating it?
and....
Adnan Hajj and Ben Stein agree: Darwinism is a Shamanistic Religion

um, turn down your audio before clicking on that nutjob site, or you get Hitler screaming at you.

Nice list of garbage science claims.

And who or what is [Link: www.harunyahya.com?...] I don't wish to click on it. Oh, famous turkish islamic creationist antisemite nutjob. good grief. that whole site seems to prove devolution is at work, anyway.

242 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:23:38pm

re: #221 MandyManners

There ain't shit on television tonight.

Flip to the History Channel. Secrets of Body Language. Interesting.

243 bloodnok  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:23:42pm

re: #219 loppyd

Jammies? Check.
Cuddly blanket? Check.
Chocolate chip cookies? Check.
An hour of re-living Clinton's shame? Check!

BBL if I don't fall asleep.

Antonin Dvorak? Czech.

244 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:23:43pm

re: #233 loppyd

Turn on Fox News....

I would prefer to doing a pre-frontal lobotomy on myself by shoving candy corn up my nose to watching ANY news right now.

245 OldLineTexan  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:23:44pm

re: #226 VMA211Dan

Exactly. But that good old shop class in high school is long gone.

I will check with the high school. But even back in the late '70's, one could not get into shop or trades classes in my high school without making grades LOWER than C's.

That's right, the counselor insisted that only "dumb" kids could be in shop or auto mechanics or building trades.

246 MandyManners  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:23:58pm

re: #224 FurryOldGuyJeans

Only an hour? That sure is skimming the surface.

Must refrain from making a cheap joke about that being what Clinton said to Monica.

247 loppyd  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:24:06pm

re: #237 Shug

The Godfather and the Wizard of Oz are on.

and you have college football.

so no whining

Damn you!

What channel is Godfather on?

248 Steffan  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:24:07pm

re: #11 Charles

Hey, what's with all these chicks knowin' about teflon tape?

It's one of those feminist things, I think. Lots of them are even swatting their own spiders.

/

249 sattv4u2  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:24:22pm

re: #240 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

They say "y'all" in South Vietnam?

YES ,in the southren RedNeck areas

250 DisturbedEma  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:24:25pm

re: #240 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

They say "y'all" in South Vietnam?

Sure nuff. . .that's how you know you are in the South silly!

251 MandyManners  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:24:31pm

re: #233 loppyd

Turn on Fox News....

I'm in no mood for politics right now.

252 Basho  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:24:35pm

re: #206 Killgore Trout


Adnan Hajj and Ben Stein agree: Darwinism is a Shamanistic Religion

Haha, what joke. Sadly, I've seen every one of those points from the website repeated on evolution threads on this site...

(I think I messed up the html on my 225 post, so please ignore that... Need to use the preview button more often.)

253 alegrias  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:24:38pm

re: #222 Desert Dog

Or, perhaps, Das Capital? or, some selections from the Chairman's Little Red Book?

* * *
"Marxist dreams of your grandfather", based on Obama's "Dreams of My Father"?

254 Shug  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:24:57pm

re: #247 loppyd

AMC

255 sattv4u2  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:25:00pm

re: #244 FurryOldGuyJeans

I would prefer to doing a pre-frontal lobotomy on myself by shoving candy corn up my nose to watching ANY news right now.

you have some interesting hobbies!

256 MandyManners  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:25:09pm

re: #237 Shug

The Godfather and the Wizard of Oz are on.

and you have college football.

so no whining

Wizard was last night. I don't like The Godfather.

257 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:25:12pm

re: #226 VMA211Dan

Exactly. But that good old shop class in high school is long gone.

Shop class! Good old Mr. Watson...

Me- "Mr Watson, can I go to the bathroom?"

Mr. Watson- "I don't know, can you?"

258 FurryOldGuyJeans  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:25:20pm

re: #246 MandyManners

Must refrain from making a cheap joke about that being what Clinton said to Monica.

Don't refrain on my account, mandy. Gutter time is hard to find. ;)

259 The Sanity Inspector  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:25:40pm

Something else that will be lost when Shariah is imposed on the Netherlands: flu shot pranks.

260 Sleepyone  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:25:59pm

re: #223 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

But....I thought after BOzo got elected we wouldn't have to pay our mortgages or buy gas.

Oh Great Obama, please rescue me from my obligations!

/My signature on the dotted line meant something? No fair!

261 6pat6  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:26:08pm

re: #215 eon

Boy, your local vo-tech system sucks! That certainly does not describe our local system at all - in fact, it's the only area local schools aren't totally inculcated with all the PC bullshit. And, they are learning useful trades!

262 Shay4l  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:26:21pm

re: #240 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

They say "y'all" in South Vietnam?

Of course, SOUTH Vietnam

263 MandyManners  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:26:43pm

re: #242 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Flip to the History Channel. Secrets of Body Language. Interesting.

I'm bored.

264 6pat6  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:26:46pm

re: #221 MandyManners

Nope, this IS shit on TV tonight. That's all there is.

265 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:26:51pm

re: #246 MandyManners

Must refrain from making a cheap joke about that being what Clinton said to Monica.

Give the lady a cigar!

266 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:27:02pm

re: #240 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

They say "y'all" in South Vietnam?

Deep South Vietnam.

267 Killgore Trout  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:27:04pm

re: #252 Basho

Yes, it used to be a popular theory here.

268 DisturbedEma  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:27:05pm

re: #260 Sleepyone

Oh Great Obama, please rescue me from my obligations hope and change!

/My signature on the dotted line meant something? No fair!

Fixed

269 loppyd  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:27:08pm

re: #254 Shug

AMC

Thank you. I think. LOL

270 eon  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:27:28pm

Well, I'm a dry hole, now.

Good night, Lizards.

Don't forget to brush before bed.

cheers

eon

271 alegrias  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:27:37pm

re: #227 Silhouette

mortgages. Plural.

Obama says you get to pay someone else's mortgage too because it is only nice to spread the wealth.


* * *
Everybody sing:

"You've got the whole worlds' mortgage
In your hands,
You've got the whole world's gas tank
In your hands,
You've got the whole world's retirement liabilities
In your hands,
So don't die yet,
you capitalist pig"

--words by trustfund revolutionary mis-educator William Ayres

272 loppyd  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:27:43pm

re: #256 MandyManners

Wizard was last night. I don't like The Godfather.

You broke my heart, Mando.

273 MandyManners  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:27:48pm

re: #248 Steffan

It's one of those feminist things, I think. Lots of them are even swatting their own spiders.

/

Swatting? Heck, no. I smash their guts out.

274 DisturbedEma  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:27:50pm

re: #265 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Give the lady a cigar!

EWWWWWWWWWWW- Cuban SO bad here tonight!

275 OldLineTexan  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:27:53pm

re: #265 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Give the lady a cigar!

Monica to Clinton upon entering the broom closet, "Do you come in here a lot?"

276 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:28:06pm

re: #256 MandyManners

Wizard was last night. I don't like The Godfather.

How can you not like the Godfather? I'll admit the opening wedding scene was like a SNL skit, way too long. But other than that...

277 6pat6  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:28:12pm

B-HO shows up on TV, it gets turned to a different channel like right friggin' NOW. His voice is like that of Bill Clinton. I can not stand to hear either of them speak.

278 Ozark Mountain Daredevil  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:28:48pm

re: #266 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Deep South Vietnam.

Larry the crable guy?

279 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:28:55pm

re: #263 MandyManners

I'm bored.

Springsteen, but appropriate.

280 DisturbedEma  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:29:10pm

re: #275 OldLineTexan

Monica to Clinton upon entering the broom closet, "Do you come in here a lot?"

Mercy!


Must work on "light my fire" cigar reference. . .

281 loppyd  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:29:20pm

Funny, but I don't remember the MSM ragging on Bubba for calling pronouncing Usama Bin Laden as Yusama Bin Laiden.

282 Sleepyone  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:29:22pm

re: #231 alegrias

* * *
YOu're resisting the hypnosis of the One promising change--to pay your mortgage and make working for yourself a thing of the past!

Oh, I see clearly now Dear Leader (said in monotone).

283 Shay4l  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:29:40pm

FYI googling Stinky and the Hamsters turns up nothing interesting.

284 sattv4u2  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:29:44pm

re: #278 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Larry the crable guy?

Larry The Kimchi Guy

285 Moody leo  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:29:45pm

I for one am glad I can't watch LSU play Troy. It's Troy 24 LSU 3 and it's only 1st half.

286 MandyManners  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:30:31pm

re: #272 loppyd

You broke my heart, Mando.

LOL!

287 6pat6  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:30:34pm

re: #285 Moody leo

Loser State U. Can't stand that asshole coach of theirs, Les Brains.

288 DistantThunder  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:30:56pm

Watch a rerun of Burn Notice. The hottest spy on TV.

289 Shay4l  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:31:13pm

re: #276 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

How can you not like the Godfather? I'll admit the opening wedding scene was like a SNL skit, way too long. But other than that...

I really preferred the second, but the first was so classic! I'll never forget the Mad Magazine sendup, either.

290 MandyManners  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:31:16pm

They're analyzing CBBHO.

291 MandyManners  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:32:08pm

re: #290 MandyManners

They're analyzing CBBHO.

No, they're not. Chickens.

292 Basho  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:32:44pm

re: #252 Basho

"The global Darwinist dictatorship must apologize to the entire world!"

I love that, coming from an Islamist.

293 sattv4u2  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:32:48pm

re: #285 Moody leo

I for one am glad I can't watch LSU play Troy. It's Troy 24 LSU 3 and it's only 1st half.

Who is Troys Quarterback,, Achilles?!?!?!

294 VMA211Dan  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:33:06pm

re: #284 sattv4u2

Larry The Kimchi Guy


Kimchi is Korean. I don't think it's a Vietnam dish. But I bet they could smell that foul crap down in the Nam. Whole country reeks of it.

295 lostlakehiker  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:33:11pm

Go Charles! Fearlessly spigotting up for America when the thread level is high.

He has taken a deep insight into faucetography and brought it to a hose new level. There is knot the shadow of a doubt.

296 alegrias  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:33:31pm

re: #276 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

How can you not like the Godfather? I'll admit the opening wedding scene was like a SNL skit, way too long. But other than that...

* * *
It was Saddam Hussein's favorite Movie series.
Maybe some of us don't like to watch mafioso totalitarian violent expansionist thugs prosper.

Take can their revolutionary taxes & shove them. (I'm talking about Basque ETA terrorists who are like the mafia and also deal in drugs & arms)

297 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:33:36pm

re: #286 MandyManners

LOL!

I didn't even get that until you Lolled it. You can't tell me you haven't watched it.

Wife called me into the bathroom one night, there was a spider. I had to kill it for her (that's what I'm for, take out the trash, kill the bugs), anyway, flushed it away. Came to her, with my most gravelly voice and told her...

"The spider sleeps with the feces."

I thought it was funny. She gave me one of those looks that only wives give.

298 loppyd  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:33:59pm

BBL maybe....

Enjoy the night, Lizard Nation.

299 Shay4l  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:34:34pm

I smell Fomalhaut B

300 reine.de.tout  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:35:19pm

re: #287 6pat6

Loser State U. Can't stand that asshole coach of theirs, Les Brains.

My. You're a diplomatic one, aren't you?

We here more or less prefer to "can't stand" sabin.

301 legalpad  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:36:04pm

re: #256 MandyManners

Wizard was last night. I don't like The Godfather.

My step-daughter looked exactly like Judy Garland at that age. It was uncanny.

302 eon  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:36:21pm

re: #261 6pat6

Boy, your local vo-tech system sucks! That certainly does not describe our local system at all - in fact, it's the only area local schools aren't totally inculcated with all the PC bullshit. And, they are learning useful trades!

Most of our local trades work on what used to be called the apprenticeship system. Precisely because "vocational education" no longer actually has anything to do with anything like an actual blue-collar job.

On the one hand, the local small business contractors, garages, etc., really hate having to take applicants "on spec" and hope they're smart enough to train. On the other, as one told me, "At least I don't have to un-teach them a lot of B.S. first."

This is looking more and more like the "High Renaissance" to me. In which, as James Burke related in The Day The Universe Changed, the early industrial revolution that began during the medieval period continued in the trade guilds, while the universities (where all the "people of quality" sent their scions) had become "temples of irrelevant logic-chopping" teaching what should have been serious subjects (politics, medicine, etc.) in a manner totally unrelated to reality.

And on that note, I'm really outta here, while I'm still awake enough to say...

Good night, Lizards.

Sleep tight.

cheers

eon

303 winston06  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:36:43pm

re: #60 wrenchwench

So is it a good thing that they weigh like 50 lbs? I don't think so. ;-)

I'd rather ride one of those light ones

304 sattv4u2  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:38:19pm

re: #294 VMA211Dan

Kimchi is Korean. I don't think it's a Vietnam dish. But I bet they could smell that foul crap down in the Nam. Whole country reeks of it.

cut a guy some slack ,,, I was trying to be alliterate

305 legalpad  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:40:24pm

You know what is funny? Flicking between The Godfather and The Wizard of Oz. One second you're following the yellow brick road, the next - "Then I'll kill 'em both."

306 Moody Leo  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:41:41pm

re: #293 sattv4u2


No, Brown

307 6pat6  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:43:45pm

re: #300 reine.de.tout

Les Miles said he would "never, ever leave" Oklahoma State, then one month later, he jups to Loser State U. He's a tool. Hope he gets his ass beat tonight.

308 VMA211Dan  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:44:00pm

re: #304 sattv4u2

cut a guy some slack ,,, I was trying to be alliterate

Oh, no offense. Just throwing out the kimchi info.

309 sattv4u2  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:44:14pm

re: #306 Moody Leo

No, Brown

that one went right over your head ,, didn't it ?

310 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:45:02pm

re: #304 sattv4u2

cut a guy some slack ,,, I was trying to be alliterate

I wuz alliterate then I learnt how to reed.

311 reine.de.tout  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:45:41pm

re: #307 6pat6

Les Miles said he would "never, ever leave" Oklahoma State, then one month later, he jups to Loser State U. He's a tool. Hope he gets his ass beat tonight.

About what we heard from sabin.

312 sattv4u2  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:45:48pm

re: #310 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I wuz alliterate then I learnt how to reed.

funny ,,, you don't LOOK alliterate!

313 6pat6  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:46:26pm

re: #307 6pat6

And I am no OSU fan, but Les Miles showed what little character he has and took off in the night for Louisiana. Fortunately, the OSU program is doing just fine without him. LSU...we'll see what happens at bowl time.

314 Das  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:50:37pm

Two Bathroom Poems


To the Faucet


you're not an ocean
a river a lake by the bay
but you're my galaxy
my bringer of life and form
with the sway of a hand
or an engineer's torque
screws gaskets and pressure
swig me your gorgeous noise
fountain's cousin hydro pour
stand and twist and obey
your power is you own us
and we ignore you in return


To the Toilet


white empty may you always be
a clean throat of many favors
a courier not unpleasing in shape
(an elephant embryo no less)
you let us decide anytime your hospitality
firm or choked your gargle your flush
recedes all from the surface
how you welcome our hugs when at our lowest
we give back to you our blasphemed essences
without reproach blameless dutiful
with such joyful sush and rush
you force on us the celebration
of commodious internal wash

315 Moody Leo  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 6:57:29pm

re: #309 sattv4u2

No, I thought it was kinda lame

316 grandma  Sat, Nov 15, 2008 7:47:31pm

Is this the Saturday thread where we tell tales about the plumbing problems we’ve dealt with? If so, I’ll entertain you with an story that’s 30 years old, just for fun.

The bathroom sink became clogged. I mentioned to my mate at the time, George, that I had to get a plumber to unclog it. George suggested that we could do it ourselves, save the $$, and he knew just how to help. So I let him at it. At the time, George was the fixed asset accountant at his company. He checked out, with a property pass, a tool called the "Plumber’s Friend". He brought it after work to my house. Back then, George (as a bean counter) wore a suit and tie to work every day. The tool came in a large metal case and operated as a tire pump on steroids with a trigger, a pressure gauge, and rubber fittings. The concept was that when the air pressure hit the water in the clog, the clog would act as a bullet and force the water and junk down the drain.

George’s right arm suffered motor nerve problems, so he couldn’t hand pump the tool up to the 60-psi required. That’s when he got my 12-year old son involved. He told the kid to pump it up to 100-psi on the gauge (Oy vay). My son complied.

Then George put the proper rubber fitting on the end, stuck it into the drain of the sink and pulled the trigger. What George missed was the overflow opening at the backside of the sink. Well, pressure will find the easiest way out, and all that pressure blasted onto George out of the overflow hole right in his face and all over his suit. It was not clean. My son ran out of the bathroom very fast and disappeared (he knew a sh*tstorm when he saw it coming). I fell on the floor laughing until I almost cried. And George hardly knew what hit him.

I gave George some spare clothes, took his to the cleaners, and called the plumber the next day.

Hope I gave you a giggle on this chilly Saturday evening in the Carolinas, and have a nice day with no plumbing problems.

317 Dr. Shalit  Sun, Nov 16, 2008 1:30:08am

re: #11 Charles

Hey, what's with all these chicks knowin' about teflon tape?

Charles -

My Personal apartment is being renovated - New Paint and Tile Floors - Love the idea of "artsy" throw rugs instead of the "Indoor/Outdoor" wall to wall when it is done. The renovation will leave the place acoustically "bright," which I like. Getting a new kitchen as well. When the old sink was taken out, a leak developed, solved by, of all things - A FAUCET!

-S-

318 Walk Not So Softly  Sun, Nov 16, 2008 6:55:02am

All the fun words like stopcock or sillcock and pipe dope have been phased out with faucet and teflon tape...It's a damn shame too.

I love to tell customers; "It's leaking because the last guy didn't put enough dope on your cock."


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