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The Window Opens - Update: The Window Slams Shut

Open | Mon, Nov 17, 2008 at 6:19:09 pm PST

The registration window of opportunity has opened for the standard limited time, which may vary according to the motion of the planets or other factors. Please read all the rules and commit them to memory, don’t register with a proxy, don’t register with a throwaway email address, don’t register more than one account, don’t be a jerk, be nice, and everything will be cool.

UPDATE at 11/17/08 6:57:33 pm:

138 hatchlings later, the window closes for the day.

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1 lone_wolf_in_illinois  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:20:05pm

Fresh eggshells! Little leathery though!

2 sngnsgt  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:20:13pm

Hi newbies!

3 doriangrey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:20:39pm

Baton down the hatches, prepare for rough seas....................

4 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:20:53pm

Welcome Newbies!

5 gmsc  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:20:56pm

Twice in one day? Wow!

Welcome, new lizards!

6 Thanos  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:21:27pm

I'm checking out a bit, I missed Dexter last night.

7 Cheeseland  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:21:27pm

Again. I am getting dizzy.

8 gmsc  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:22:23pm

re: #6 Thanos

I'm checking out a bit, I missed Dexter last night.

I've been fortunate enough to miss Dexter every night.

9 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:22:25pm

Newbies, step up and introduce yourselves.

(Hint, we get suspicion when some posts weeks or months after they registered)

10 Perplexed  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:22:43pm

What percentage won't make it through next Sunday?

11 A Kiwi Infidel  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:23:04pm

I am not commenting on that arsehole traitor Ayers.

Welcome newbies, if you are out in the sun, watch for seagulls.

12 ArmyWife  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:23:11pm

re: #10 Perplexed

Or tonight, or this thread? Giddy with anticipation!

13 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:23:26pm

re: #9 jcm

Newbies, step up and introduce yourselves.

(Hint, we get suspicion when some posts weeks or months after they registered)

I first posted weeks, nay months, after I registered.

Of course at that time, there weren't these nice announcement threads.

14 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:23:31pm

re: #10 Perplexed

What percentage won't make it through next Sunday?

Forget Sunday, what percentage won't make it to reg closed?

15 Wishing  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:23:45pm

Read the rules, buy the drinks, play nice. Really, that's all you need to know...for NOW.

16 Perplexed  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:24:02pm

Tonight? Hard to tell.
This thread? They would have to work at it.

17 BlueCanuck  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:24:14pm

Oh boy, does this mean we get a new crop of chew toys?

/quick some one inform Rancher/Rustler. . . .. .

18 JacksonTn  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:24:28pm

I hope Rancher son gets in ...

19 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:24:29pm

Watered by the tears of the poor and cultivated by working-class labor, the dreams that sprout from the unmolested eggshells of hatchlings are those engineered by the ruling class. You're all a product of The Man.

20 Guanxi88  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:24:43pm

Well, as a veteran (almost 2 hours now) of LGF, let me welcome the new arrivals.

21 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:25:28pm

Fresh meat!

22 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:25:31pm

re: #13 reine.de.tout

I first posted weeks, nay months, after I registered.

Of course at that time, there weren't these nice announcement threads.

Hmmmm, what have we got here....
A troll?

*sniff* *sniff*

/

23 BlueCanuck  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:25:33pm

re: #20 Guanxi88

Well, as a veteran (almost 2 hours now) of LGF, let me welcome the new arrivals.

As what a warning? ;)

/white smoke

24 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:25:42pm

re: #18 JacksonTn

I hope Rancher son gets in ...

JacksonTN, haven't seen you in awhile, hello!

25 RitzFG2  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:25:47pm

I joined during the last open reg during a history class, I keep finding myself on here more and more frequently.
Excuse my weak LGF-fu, but I can't find the rules, can someone guide me?

26 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:25:55pm

When is Talk Like a Marxist Day?

27 winston06  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:26:04pm

welcome new lizards

28 A Kiwi Infidel  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:26:12pm

re: #20 Guanxi88

Well, as a veteran (almost 2 hours now) of LGF, let me welcome the new arrivals.


You veteran, you, a veritable leatherback.

29 mich-again  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:26:15pm

re: #20 Guanxi88

Well, as a veteran (almost 2 hours now) of LGF, let me welcome the new arrivals.

Ha. 2 hours does not a veteran of LGF make.

30 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:26:16pm

re: #17 BlueCanuck

Oh boy, does this mean we get a new crop of chew toys?

/quick some one inform Rancher/Rustler. . . .. .

re: #21 Iron Fist

Fresh meat!

Easy, now, you have to coax them out first.......

31 Wishing  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:26:27pm

re: #19 Sharmuta

Watered by the tears of the poor and cultivated by working-class labor, the dreams that sprout from the unmolested eggshells of hatchlings are those engineered by the ruling class. You're all a product of The Man.

Where do you find this stuff? WHY do you find this stuff? LOL

32 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:26:40pm

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

33 Perplexed  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:26:54pm

re: #25 RitzFG2

25 comments

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34 Cannadian Club Akbar  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:27:02pm

Start pouring newbies.

35 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:27:05pm

re: #29 mich-again

Ha. 2 hours does not a veteran of LGF make.

Ah, but no longer newbie with a fresh batch of lizards coming in.

36 Guanxi88  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:27:07pm

re: #29 mich-again

Bah, Kerry had what, two months in 'Nam, right? And he's been dining out on that for years

37 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:27:08pm

re: #31 Wishing

What stuff, re-writing ayers, or Jack Black?

38 gymnast  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:27:14pm

Shitbirds are requested to line up on the left.

39 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:27:18pm

re: #31 Wishing

See previous thread

40 ArmyWife  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:27:21pm

re: #26 Sharmuta

One thread down, apparently!

41 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:27:48pm

re: #19 Sharmuta

Watered by the tears of the poor and cultivated by working-class labor, the dreams that sprout from the unmolested eggshells of hatchlings are those engineered by the ruling class. You're all a product of The Man.

Well, if we're talking hatchlings, is it OK to imagine Bill Ayers being dragged down a hole by a Ghost Crab?

/kidding

42 CyanSnowHawk  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:27:51pm

re: #25 RitzFG2

I joined during the last open reg during a history class, I keep finding myself on here more and more frequently.
Excuse my weak LGF-fu, but I can't find the rules, can someone guide me?

They are in a box at the top of every comment thread.

43 Stinky Beaumont  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:28:04pm

The path of not being a jerk is the hardest for some to follow. So it is written.

44 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:28:23pm

re: #25 RitzFG2

I joined during the last open reg during a history class, I keep finding myself on here more and more frequently.
Excuse my weak LGF-fu, but I can't find the rules, can someone guide me?

Look in the green box underneath Charles' post (underneath the comment count), and also here.

45 mich-again  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:28:34pm

re: #36 Guanxi88

Bah, Kerry had what, two months in 'Nam, right? And he's been dining out on that for years

Yeah but he had a stack of Lavender Heart medals.

46 IslandLibertarian  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:28:37pm

Gotta keep the window closed here, it's raining perros y gatos!

47 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:28:41pm

Did Rancher Jr make it?

48 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:28:46pm

re: #25 RitzFG2

I joined during the last open reg during a history class, I keep finding myself on here more and more frequently.
Excuse my weak LGF-fu, but I can't find the rules, can someone guide me?

Fine print at the top of each thread, under the thread topic before the comments.

Upper left side bar, tools and info. Lot of good stuff in the LGF dictionary.

Listen when a big old lizard give you some help. Click on the lizard's avatar to see how big and how old they are.

49 JacksonTn  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:28:47pm

re: #24 reine.de.tout

JacksonTN, haven't seen you in awhile, hello!

Still recovering ...

50 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:28:50pm

Veteran of the Psychic Wars

51 RitzFG2  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:28:50pm

re: #42 CyanSnowHawk

Yeah, just noticed that. A bit of a SAOAFR moment.

52 ArmyWife  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:28:51pm

re: #42 CyanSnowHawk

It could be confusing (insert yeah right smiley face icon here)!

53 MissedShift  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:29:02pm

Holy crap, I actually made it in. Whats up all?

54 Guanxi88  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:29:29pm

re: #45 mich-again

I thought he got rid of those? Or were those some other guy's medals? Wait, it was those round minty things wrapped up in foil, wasn't it? That's what he threw at that protest.

55 IslandLibertarian  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:29:48pm

re: #26 Sharmuta

When is Talk Like a Marxist Day?

Today.
Repeat after me:
CHANGE
HOPE
CHANGE
HOPE

56 ArmyWife  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:29:49pm

re: #46 IslandLibertarian

but are they living together! Can't have chaos and such.

57 Wishing  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:29:50pm

re: #37 Sharmuta

What stuff, re-writing ayers, or Jack Black?

f The Man.

58 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:30:22pm

re: #49 JacksonTn

Still recovering ...

Didn't know you had anything you needed to recover from.
Hope you are doing well, or at least getting better.

59 albusteve  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:30:38pm

re: #37 Sharmuta

What stuff, re-writing ayers, or Jack Black?

a fine combo indeed!...a prosperous future for someone...drink!

60 Right mind left  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:30:44pm

Hey, why do these newbies get such a meaty thread when all we earlier ones got was stinky cheese? Oh wait, not necessarily stinky, there are many cheeses that have fine odor...and toasted cheese can be fine, unless it is raclette, then it is fine if you don't have to smell! Sorry for this post, I just got stuck in the twirling circle of death and I am dizzy.

61 lostlakehiker  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:30:56pm

The thing to watch out for is being insulting. Flashpoint topics such as global warming, evolution/creationism, Islam, and generally third-rail topics can set a fellow off. Why, I've been disagreed with time and again, and that's insulting. Those idjits should realize that they know nothing and that I'm right all the time on everything. I never even make a speling misteak. Not a wun.

/self-important bloviator

62 JacksonTn  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:31:02pm

re: #58 reine.de.tout

Didn't know you had anything you needed to recover from.
Hope you are doing well, or at least getting better.

The election ...But thanks!

63 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:31:32pm

re: #57 Wishing

I love that little rant. It's the line about the Man ruining rock-n-roll with MTV.

64 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:32:01pm

Oh gawd!

65 bluedawn  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:32:09pm

Reader for several years. Now a member. Change in which I can believe :)

"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

66 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:32:48pm

re: #64 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oh gawd!

Did you need some cake, there FBV?

67 Wishing  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:33:09pm

re: #63 Sharmuta

I love that little rant. It's the line about the Man ruining rock-n-roll with MTV.

Truth to it...The Man fed them the opiate of the masses, circa 20th cent.

68 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:33:28pm

re: #65 bluedawn

We like you already.

69 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:33:32pm

Cake? There's Cake?

70 FredFlintstone  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:33:43pm

I got in! I saw the open window! Wow!

71 Photon Cowboy  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:33:50pm

Which one of the new guys is going to go home with lizard bites all over their butt tonight ? Be careful you follow all the rules because this is a family friendly site and we like it that way.

72 Jaded  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:33:58pm

Thank you so much for opening up registration. I have waited to sign up for the last 2 years and always missed your hatchlings.....I am now one of the kewl kidz....well I am in my middle 40's but you get what I am saying.....your site totally rocks.

73 mich-again  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:34:08pm

re: #53 MissedShift

Holy crap, I actually made it in. Whats up all?

You only get one chance to make your first post. And I just checked the archives and that was the first first post that started with Holy crap. So you got that going for ya!

74 Wishing  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:34:12pm

re: #68 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

We like you already.

Love the avatar. LOL

75 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:34:18pm

re: #55 IslandLibertarian

Today.
Repeat after me:
CHANGE
HOPE
CHANGE
HOPE

SHARE THE WEALTH

76 BlueCanuck  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:34:23pm

re: #69 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Only after I get my beer.

/I saw a couple newbies around here somewhere.

77 ggt  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:34:27pm

Hey hatchlings --

read the rules; clean-up your shells; and remember, Lizards have thick skins--made mostly of scar tissue.

Oh, and I take fresh coffee, cream and sugar.

welcome!

78 Perplexed  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:34:36pm

re: #67 Wishing

Truth to it...The Man fed them the opiate of the masses, circa 20th cent.

Bread and much, much better circuses. Try walking away from television for several months then come back and watch what a hold it has over you.

79 IslandLibertarian  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:34:58pm

Pau hana.
It's raining so hard I can't see the mountains. And they're, like, right there.
The commute home should be interesting.

80 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:35:13pm

re: #66 Sharmuta

Did you need some cake, there FBV?

I like cake.

81 x-wing  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:35:13pm

re: #69 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

I see newbies posting and I don't have a beer yet.

/didn't anyone tell them the rules?

82 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:35:16pm

What do you think of this writing:

Watered by the spit of Typicalwhitey and run over by my cultivater, ayers quivered his wittle wips as he licked the boots of those he is not fit to name. The mighty military man.

Ayers today: get off my lawn or I am calling the cops.
Loser.

83 NoSpam  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:35:19pm

Any lizards out therehave anything funny to share? I've had a pretty lousy day... :(

84 NoSpam  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:35:34pm

re: #69 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Cake? There's Cake?

The cake is a lie.

85 Wishing  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:35:45pm

re: #77 ggt

Hey hatchlings --

read the rules; clean-up your shells; and remember, Lizards have thick skins--made mostly of scar tissue.

Oh, and I take fresh coffee, cream and sugar.

welcome!

Make it two please.

86 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:35:51pm

re: #75 FurryOldGuyJeans

Spreading the disease wealth!

87 bluedawn  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:35:56pm

Prepare to have the lizard ranks swollen.

88 ArmyWife  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:36:01pm

re: #68 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Thank goodness you are here! I need the whirling circle of death prayer, STAT

89 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:36:03pm

re: #72 Jaded

Thank you so much for opening up registration. I have waited to sign up for the last 2 years and always missed your hatchlings.....I am now one of the kewl kidz....well I am in my middle 40's but you get what I am saying.....your site totally rocks.

One of the young ones!

90 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:36:13pm
91 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:36:18pm

re: #74 Wishing

heh

92 jaunte  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:36:20pm

Welcome new folks.
...
Anyone have any pie left?

93 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:36:28pm

re: #43 Stinky Beaumont

The path of not being a jerk is the hardest for some to follow. So it is written.

So it shall be.

At least we can hope.

94 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:36:31pm

re: #69 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Cake? There's Cake?

Cake

95 albusteve  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:36:45pm

re: #67 Wishing

Truth to it...The Man fed them the opiate of the masses, circa 20th cent.

I blame the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as well...Rolling Stone magazine supplied the fodder...but it's still a good idea not to cover the Beatles imo...

96 RitzFG2  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:37:07pm

re: #84 NoSpam

The cake is a lie.

I've got some Chocolate Ice Cream birthday cake left over.

97 Kaehurowing  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:37:12pm

Yay! Although I have been a regular reader on this site for a couple of years, this is the first time it has been open for registration when I have been on the computer (time zone differences a big reason). This is the first time I haven't seen "the window opens . . . the window closes" when I come on.

98 gop_patriot  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:37:19pm

re: #79 IslandLibertarian

Are you on the big Island? I know you've told us before, but I can't remember.
Is there still a drought on Maui?

99 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:37:22pm

re: #69 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Cake? There's Cake?

I left it out in the rain.....

100 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:37:26pm

re: #88 ArmyWife

I've forgotten what the hell you're talking about....6 beers in.

101 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:37:33pm

re: #92 jaunte

Welcome new folks.
...
Anyone have any pie left?

I think it's cake tonight.

102 NoSpam  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:37:41pm

re: #90 buzzsawmonkey

That, sadly, isn't funny.

103 A Kiwi Infidel  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:37:57pm

re: #90 buzzsawmonkey

Here's a knee-slapper; Obama will be President in just over two months.


That would be funny if it werent so foreboding.

104 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:38:01pm

re: #99 jcm

I left it out in the rain.....


Oh great, I remember that song, now it is stuck in my head.

105 jaunte  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:38:11pm

re: #101 reine.de.tout

No kek. Pai!

106 BlueCanuck  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:38:12pm

re: #90 buzzsawmonkey

Damn you, you ruined my buzz dude.

/at least the Conservatives are in power up here.
//happy thoughts, happy thoughts, happy thoughts. . . . . . . . . . .

107 Wishing  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:38:15pm

re: #78 Perplexed

Bread and much, much better circuses. Try walking away from television for several months then come back and watch what a hold it has over you.

108 experiencedtraveller  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:38:16pm

re: #25 RitzFG2

Hey Ritz, what history class where you in?

109 A Kiwi Infidel  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:38:40pm

re: #102 NoSpam


ding!

110 ArmyWife  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:38:49pm

re: #61 lostlakehiker

Joe Biden? Is that you? How'd you get the duct tape off?

111 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:39:03pm

re: #65 bluedawn

Reader for several years. Now a member. Change in which I can believe :)

"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson

Great words with which to greet us. Welcome, friend.

112 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:39:03pm

re: #105 jaunte

No kek. Pai!

but kek are what we haz

113 IslandLibertarian  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:39:04pm

re: #98 gop_patriot

I'm on Oahu.
Yeah Maui is still a bit dry but that could be changing as I type this.

Time to get on the road.

Later 'tiles..........

114 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:39:10pm

re: #90 buzzsawmonkey

Still tryin' to get me to slit my wrists, are you? I'm going to live just out of spite.

115 RitzFG2  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:39:11pm

re: #108 experiencedtraveller

20th Century European History at the Hartford Branch of Uconn.

116 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:39:16pm

Cake

117 ggt  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:39:19pm

I saw a man today with a hat on that said President Barack Obama. Now, I understand the happiness those who voted for him feel, BUT he is NOT yet the president.

Do any of the hard-core history buffs here know of any other president-elect that was called "president" before the inauguration?

118 gmsc  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:39:33pm

re: #92 jaunte

Welcome new folks.
...
Anyone have any pie left?

Yep - just check my logo!

119 notutopia  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:39:45pm

WELCOME. Fill all the seats in the front please before you go to the seats by the back door.
: )

120 coquimbojoe  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:40:05pm

Whew! I finally made it!

First!

9/11 was an inside job!

Dan Rather is smart!

Juan Cole knows his shit!

Great to be here! Great room! Don't forget to try the fish!

121 Karridine  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:40:06pm

re: #53 MissedShift

"What's up?"

We ain't! Got some of that Rhode Apple Red?

122 ArmyWife  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:40:17pm

re: #100 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Just great. I never ask you for a darn thing, do I? Just once, just ONCE I need something and what is your response? Not now, honey!

/ ;)

123 ggt  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:40:28pm

re: #104 Typicalwhitey

Donna Summer

124 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:40:29pm

re: #117 ggt

Don't ask RitzFG2. He was lgfing during history class.

125 NoSpam  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:40:38pm

re: #104 Typicalwhitey

Youtube Video

126 P40Fan  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:40:39pm

Whoo Hoo! I'm in. Yay!

Been reading LGF for a looong time now. I kept barely missing the door before it closed. Anyway, it's good to be here. Thanks for having me.

127 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:40:52pm

re: #117 ggt

Maybe Truman? I could see it in any event. He didn't have two months and a massive transition team.

128 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:40:53pm

re: #83 NoSpam

Any lizards out therehave anything funny to share? I've had a pretty lousy day... :(

Ok here goes:
A woman lost 400K to the nigerian scam.
Her husbands pension is gone, she mortgaged her home and car.

YOU AIN'T HER.
Feel better?

129 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:40:54pm

re: #120 coquimbojoe

Whew! I finally made it!

First!

9/11 was an inside job!

Dan Rather is smart!

Juan Cole knows his shit!

Great to be here! Great room! Don't forget to try the fish!

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot?

130 coquimbojoe  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:41:26pm

re: #126 P40Fan

Whoo Hoo! I'm in. Yay!

Been reading LGF for a looong time now. I kept barely missing the door before it closed. Anyway, it's good to be here. Thanks for having me.

Welcome!

131 DesertSage  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:41:42pm

I'm in.....I'm in!

Yay!

132 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:41:51pm

re: #129 Dark_Falcon

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot?

Sarcasm, man, massive does of fine aged sarcasm ;)

133 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:41:53pm

The cake is just a plot of the man to tempt and distract from the needs of society in his overwhelming desire to dominate the genderclass!

134 notutopia  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:41:53pm

re: #126 P40Fan

Thank the Head Lizard, it's his house. We're all guests!
Welcome!

135 theblakester  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:41:53pm

Charles, can I register twice? I often don't agree with myself and could use the therapy!

136 ArmyWife  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:41:54pm

re: #129 Dark_Falcon

I think its being funny. It will learn.

137 astronmr20  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:41:55pm

Holy shit.

Clinton is SecState.

138 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:42:02pm

re: #131 DesertSage

I'm in.....I'm in!

Yay!

lol

139 Wishing  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:42:04pm

re: #95 albusteve

I blame the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as well...Rolling Stone magazine supplied the fodder...but it's still a good idea not to cover the Beatles imo...

McCartney is about to release a *lost* track. Circus something or other, I think.

140 mich-again  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:42:07pm

The tree of stupidity must be refreshed from time to time with the stage blood of protesters and actors.

141 A Kiwi Infidel  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:42:08pm

re: #117 ggt

I saw a man today with a hat on that said President Barack Obama. Now, I understand the happiness those who voted for him feel, BUT he is NOT yet the president.

Do any of the hard-core history buffs here know of any other president-elect that was called "president" before the inauguration?


They may as well feel happy now, but you wait. In 12 months they will not be singing the same tune.

142 jaunte  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:42:10pm

re: #128 Typicalwhitey

I think that means she qualifies for a federal bailout.

143 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:42:24pm

re: #133 Sharmuta

genderclass?

144 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:42:27pm

re: #126 P40Fan

Whoo Hoo! I'm in. Yay!

Been reading LGF for a looong time now. I kept barely missing the door before it closed. Anyway, it's good to be here. Thanks for having me.

P-40? As in Curtis P-40 Warhawk?

145 Ben Hur  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:42:34pm

The "How Barack Obama Got Elected" in the spin offs should be required viewing.

And spell check STILL doesn't recognize Barack or Obama as words.

146 ArmyWife  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:42:46pm

re: #133 Sharmuta

countless tears where shed by working class bakers just so the lips of the bourgeoisie could eat...cake.

147 coquimbojoe  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:42:55pm

re: #129 Dark_Falcon

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot?

Just had to get it out of my system. Oh, and, the Discovery Institute is on solid scientific footing! That's what (tango, foxtrot).

148 notutopia  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:43:06pm

re: #137 astronmr20

Rumour or Truth?

149 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:43:12pm

re: #133 Sharmuta

The cake is just a plot of the man to tempt and distract from the needs of society in his overwhelming desire to dominate the genderclass!

Dadgum, you're awful good at the gobbledygook speak.

150 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:43:27pm

re: #137 astronmr20

Holy shit.

Clinton is SecState.

3 open Senate seats that need replacements.

151 coquimbojoe  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:43:29pm

re: #131 DesertSage

I'm in.....I'm in!

Yay!

Getting back into your pants doesn't count...

152 RitzFG2  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:43:30pm

re: #124 J.D.

HEY! We were discussing Japanese history in a European history class. So I decided LGF was more interesting, and I caught an open registration. So I stand by my decision. And off hand, I don't think I've seen/read/ or failed to listen to any instance where the president elect was referred to as the president.

153 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:43:42pm

re: #123 ggt

Donna Summer

For the love of G.D!
I learned something though, I did NOT know that Donna Summer sang that song!

154 Socrates died for your sins  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:43:47pm

Ha! I made it, but unfortunately don't have time to chat right now... So, "Hi," and "Bye..." for now.

155 astronmr20  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:43:51pm

re: #148 notutopia

Rumour or Truth?

[Link: www.guardian.co.uk...]

156 mich-again  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:43:54pm

re: #137 astronmr20

Holy shit.

Clinton is SecState.

From Condie to Blondie.

157 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:44:06pm

re: #143 J.D.

genderclass?

You don't know about the genderclass? That's because The Man doesn't want you thinking about it! If you thought about the genderclass, you'd realize it's all the military-industrial complex, man!

158 theblakester  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:44:07pm

re: #129 Dark_Falcon

Not bad for a first post! Just keep it up you smart alick?

159 Kulhwch  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:44:08pm
... don’t register with a proxy, don’t register with a throwaway email address, don’t register more than one account, don’t be a jerk, be nice, and everything will be cool.

()(shiver)()*

}:E     [*Gamey Buttocks Anticipation.]

160 gop_patriot  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:44:08pm

re: #133 Sharmuta

The cake is just a plot of the man to tempt and distract from the needs of society in his overwhelming desire to dominate the genderclass!

*snort*

Someone needs to make one of those Marxist-speech generators like the LOLcats and pirate ones.

161 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:44:34pm

re: #152 RitzFG2
Alrighty then!

I was just seeing if you're paying attention.
:D

162 Perplexed  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:44:34pm

re: #141 A Kiwi Infidel

They may as well feel happy now, but you wait. In 12 months they will not be singing the same tune.

Bumper sticker too appear soon;

Obama?
I didn't vote
for him/.

163 UberInfidel67  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:44:35pm

Lizards Lizards! Everywhere I turn it is friggin' Lizards! w00t! lol

164 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:44:52pm

re: #84 NoSpam

The cake is a lie.

No, there must be cake.

I want my cake.

Or a foot rub... I'd like that too!

165 jaunte  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:44:58pm

re: #143 J.D.

One of the fundamentals of Hegelian thought is that inorganic, organic and social formations arise, develop and are destroyed, to be replaced by new genderclasses.

166 NoSpam  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:44:58pm

re: #137 astronmr20

Strangely, this could have been a lot worse. While I can't stand Hillary and disagree with pretty much everything that comes out of her mouth, I will admit that she is at least intelligent unlike some of the idiots filling out the Messiah's cabinet.


And also a position as Secretary of state will theoretically keep her from pushing HillaryCare.

167 farleyman  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:45:08pm

Finally! I always caught the "Registration now closed" headlines. I couldn't believe my eyes tonight! I'm soooo honored. Now a proud member of the lizadoid army.

168 P40Fan  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:45:09pm
P-40? As in Curtis P-40 Warhawk?

Yep!

169 RitzFG2  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:45:12pm

re: #161 J.D.

Round here, we call it multitasking.

170 ggt  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:45:17pm

re: #153 Typicalwhitey

LOL!

171 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:45:22pm

re: #156 mich-again

From Condie to Blondie.

From Chic to BLECH

172 astronmr20  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:45:23pm

I really don't see Obama and Hildog seeing eye to eye on foreign policy.


This is going to get interesting.

173 albusteve  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:45:26pm

re: #139 Wishing

McCartney is about to release a *lost* track. Circus something or other, I think.

with Jann Wenners endorsement I presume?...what a sick joke

174 notutopia  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:45:38pm

re: #155 astronmr20

Why are we getting this from the UK first?

175 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:45:40pm

re: #157 Sharmuta

Now it all makes sense.
Thank you.

176 astronmr20  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:46:06pm

re: #166 NoSpam

Strangely, this could have been a lot worse. While I can't stand Hillary and disagree with pretty much everything that comes out of her mouth, I will admit that she is at least intelligent unlike some of the idiots filling out the Messiah's cabinet.


And also a position as Secretary of state will theoretically keep her from pushing HillaryCare.

I actually agree, we can do a lot worse for a democrat as SecState.

177 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:46:21pm

re: #166 NoSpam

Strangely, this could have been a lot worse. While I can't stand Hillary and disagree with pretty much everything that comes out of her mouth, I will admit that she is at least intelligent unlike some of the idiots filling out the Messiah's cabinet.


And also a position as Secretary of state will theoretically keep her from pushing HillaryCare.

Theory is all the Dems have, so don't discount ANYTHING from happening in the next 4 years.

178 ArmyWife  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:46:21pm

re: #166 NoSpam

What it does is keep her from criticizing Obama.

179 BlueCanuck  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:46:29pm

Has Rustler got his chance to register yet?

/fingers crossed.

180 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:46:31pm

re: #165 jaunte
Awesome.

181 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:46:34pm

re: #175 J.D.

Don't thank me, thank bill ayers- he's a real inspiration into crappy marxist writing.

182 astronmr20  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:46:57pm

re: #174 notutopia

Why are we getting this from the UK first?

Because our press has not yet recovered from it's week-long orgasm. It's hard to type when you are gooey and shaking.

183 coquimbojoe  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:46:57pm

re: #176 astronmr20

I actually agree, we can do a lot worse for a democrat as SecState.

I was worried he was going to reappoint Madeline Albright...

184 Perplexed  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:46:58pm

re: #166 NoSpam

Strangely, this could have been a lot worse. While I can't stand Hillary and disagree with pretty much everything that comes out of her mouth, I will admit that she is at least intelligent unlike some of the idiots filling out the Messiah's cabinet.


And also a position as Secretary of state will theoretically keep her from pushing HillaryCare.

Obama defanged her. She will lose her position in the Senate and she will be front and center for any foreign policy mess. She's toast.

185 pickle-pie  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:47:08pm

Thanks for having me. I intend to make a difference.

186 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:47:08pm

re: #170 ggt

I vill pay you bock

187 notutopia  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:47:09pm

re: #167 farleyman

Welcome!

188 jaunte  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:47:10pm

Welcome, revolutionaries of the proletariat. Come out, all you Mensheviks and revolutionary defensists.

189 Ashbridge  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:47:12pm

I'm in! I'm finally in! Like others, I always barely missed the previous openings and have been reading this for a long time.

Is there an initiation ceremony?

190 farleyman  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:47:16pm

re: #162 Perplexed
NOBAMA-- Don't blame, I didn't vote for him!

191 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:47:20pm

re: #178 ArmyWife

What it does is keep her from criticizing Obama.

That sure hasn't stopped a lot of people working the Bush administration from opening their big yaps.

192 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:47:23pm

re: #168 P40Fan

Yep!

Cool, a bunch of warbird fans around here, late on the FNDT (Friday Night Drinking Thread) the talk can turn to guns or warbirds.

193 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:47:26pm

re: #174 notutopia

I've got nothing from either Fox News or CNN about the Hildabeast of State. Maybe she's gone stealth to get away from the legacy of the Clinis?

194 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:47:28pm

re: #169 RitzFG2

So do we...round here.
Welcome.

195 clyde_m  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:47:30pm

after reading the 97 comments above, i'm wondering just what i waltzed in to ... ok - newbie lizard with eggshell still on my head here.

been blogging for 5 years this february. it won't be weeks or months before i post here.

196 theblakester  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:47:42pm

re: #151 coquimbojoe

So you are a smart alick. Keep it up we need you kind since we lost the election to the One.

197 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:47:48pm

re: #178 ArmyWife

What it does is keep her from criticizing Obama.

So will this stop her run in 2012?

198 RitzFG2  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:47:48pm

re: #189 Ashbridge

You have to provide cake. lol

199 ArmyWife  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:47:52pm

re: #189 Ashbridge

TFK? You on?

200 blackpajamas  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:48:11pm

re: #83 NoSpam

Any lizards out therehave anything funny to share? I've had a pretty lousy day... :(

The Victory Opera of Our Savior:

L’Obama, ossia L’Avvento del Messia Opera in Tre Atti

Personaggi:
Barracco Obama, Il Messia, Redentore del Mondo ... Tenore Miracoloso
Santa Micaela della Revoluzione, sua sposa ... Soprano Amaro
Giovanni Maccheno, Senatore, Avversario dello Obama ... Basso Buffo
Sara Palino, Governatrice del Alaska e Reginetta di Bellezza ... Coloratura Buffa
Guglielmo Priapo, Ex-Presidente ... Tenore Mentitore
...

Note: this link is probably not the original source of the Opera.

201 jmdshort  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:48:12pm

Never thought I would catch a registration opening.

Hope I don't disappoint the masses... (or masters, for that matter).

202 astronmr20  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:48:15pm

re: #183 coquimbojoe

I was worried he was going to reappoint Madeline Albright...

Me too.


Hillary actually has balls.

203 adagioforstrings  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:48:16pm

Yea! I finally got in!

204 DesertSage  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:48:19pm

re: #151 coquimbojoe

Getting back into your pants doesn't count...

We're supposed to wear pants when we post here?

When did that start?

205 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:48:22pm

I'm putting up a $10 bounty on the inevitable Cognito sock puppet.

I'll send you a Starbucks gift card.

Heh.

206 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:48:33pm

I call BS on the Guardian article.

207 coquimbojoe  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:48:34pm

re: #195 clyde_m

after reading the 97 comments above, i'm wondering just what i waltzed in to ... ok - newbie lizard with eggshell still on my head here.

been blogging for 5 years this february. it won't be weeks or months before i post here.

Dive right in, the water is fine. Just know you will get chewed up and spit out occasionally.

208 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:48:44pm

re: #184 Perplexed

Obama defanged her. She will lose her position in the Senate and she will be front and center for any foreign policy mess. She's toast.

Yep, I cannot understand how or why she thinks this is a good move for her.

209 ggt  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:48:45pm

re: #189 Ashbridge

Other than you serving drinks?

no

210 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:48:46pm

re: #201 jmdshort

Never thought I would catch a registration opening.

Hope I don't disappoint the masses... (or masters, for that matter).

Learn to grovel better ;)

211 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:48:48pm

re: #205 Noam Sayin'

Heh

212 UnderCoverGuy  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:48:55pm

Thank you

213 astronmr20  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:48:56pm

re: #197 Typicalwhitey

So will this stop her run in 2012?

She can't run in 2012. O will be the candidate.

214 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:49:18pm

re: #195 clyde_m

rub my feet!

215 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:49:19pm

re: #205 Noam Sayin'

I'm putting up a $10 bounty on the inevitable Cognito sock puppet.

I'll send you a Starbucks gift card.

Heh.

What's to say Cognito isn't his own sockpuppet?

216 mich-again  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:49:23pm

re: #162 Perplexed

Bumper sticker too appear soon;


Don't blame me. I voted for More of the Same.

217 coquimbojoe  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:50:01pm

re: #204 DesertSage

We're supposed to wear pants when we post here?

When did that start?

The rule is they at least have to be within walking distance...

218 NoSpam  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:50:04pm

re: #178 ArmyWife

Not necessarily. She will probably continue to do her little doubletalk thing that she'd been doing during the whole general election time. Also, she may or may not 'leak' things if she wants to get back at him.

Obama pissed off the Clintons. The Clintons are not people you want actively working to undermine you. They will succeed.

219 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:50:04pm

re: #147 coquimbojoe

Just had to get it out of my system. Oh, and, the Discovery Institute is on solid scientific footing! That's what (tango, foxtrot).

Read you loud and clear. Welcome to the team.

220 Charles  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:50:08pm

120 hatchlings today ... the window is beginning to close ...

221 theblakester  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:50:13pm

re: #189 Ashbridge

Yes know go get us some whiskey, then you can start the bobbing for apples!

222 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:50:16pm

re: #215 FurryOldGuyJeans

What's to say Cognito isn't his own sockpuppet?

Now that is deep.

223 notutopia  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:50:22pm

re: #193 Iron Fist

I just checked as well, and the only source is the UK.
Today they were commenting and speculating in the UK about Obama and McCain's meeting in Chicago, a possible Sec. Of Defense offering for him.
Have you heard or seen anything new on that?

224 ggt  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:50:29pm

re: #208 reine.de.tout

Let's see, could it have something to do with Saudi Money and getting hubby elected to Sec Gen of the UN?

225 DistantThunder  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:50:31pm

I thought our goal was to make the world love and respect us again, so why would we sic Clinton on all those people who just want to be our friends?

(Cue hillary cackle.)

226 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:50:34pm

re: #217 coquimbojoe

The rule is they at least have to be within walking distance...

The pants or the person?

227 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:50:40pm

re: #213 astronmr20

She can't run in 2012. O will be the candidate.

There you go again... assuming there will be an election in 2012. Silly Wabbit.

228 ArmyWife  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:50:43pm

re: #197 Typicalwhitey

It could. IF this is true and she isn't booted because Billy couldn't keep his pants zipped or his wallet closed at the right times. In the Senate she could bloviate ad naseum about how Barry is screwing this up, and that up, and can't get the health care right, had they voted for HER like she said, we wouldn't be in this mess. Now? She is part of the mess.

229 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:50:44pm

re: #213 astronmr20

She can't run in 2012. O will be the candidate.

She could challenge him right?

230 pat  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:50:58pm
which may vary according to the motion of the planets or other factor

Planetary motion is not is fun as sex, but it is more regular.

231 astronmr20  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:51:03pm

re: #223 notutopia

I just checked as well, and the only source is the UK.
Today they were commenting and speculating in the UK about Obama and McCain's meeting in Chicago, a possible Sec. Of Defense offering for him.
Have you heard or seen anything new on that?

Whaaaa?

232 JacksonTn  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:51:09pm

re: #153 Typicalwhitey

For the love of G.D!
I learned something though, I did NOT know that Donna Summer sang that song!

Here is the first version of that song I ever heard ...

Youtube Video

Richard Harris ...

233 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:51:10pm

re: #224 ggt

Let's see, could it have something to do with Saudi Money and getting hubby elected to Sec Gen of the UN?

I really really have no clue. There's an undercurrent we don't know about, I'm sure.

234 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:51:18pm

re: #220 Charles

120 hatchlings today ... the window is beginning to close ...

Please tell us Rustler made it...

235 mich-again  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:51:20pm

Buy stock in Pantsuits!

236 Wishing  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:51:23pm

re: #139 Wishing

McCartney is about to release a *lost* track. Circus something or other, I think.

Oops: forgot to add that it was recorded during the recording of the White Album.

237 Killgore Trout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:51:27pm

re: #217 coquimbojoe

What are these "pants" that you speak of? Is it like a bathrobe?

238 Jaded  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:51:33pm

Plus my husband got to join and he has been monitoring for me for the past 6 months checking many times a day for me......so we are a family of hatchlings!

239 farleyman  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:51:44pm

re: #187 notutopia
Thanks! I've been reading LGF for a couple of years, nice to be able to participate.

240 Van Helsing  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:51:49pm

re: #140 mich-again

The tree of stupidity must be refreshed from time to time with the stage blood of protesters and actors.

And mindless, rambling, vapid professors of education (Bill Ayers, BA, hmmm...)

241 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:51:51pm

re: #215 FurryOldGuyJeans

What's to say Cognito isn't his own sockpuppet?

I don't think he'll try that. Cog often was a fool here, but he was never two-faced. If Charles says he's banned, I don't think he'll try to circumvent said ban.

242 albusteve  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:51:59pm

re: #202 astronmr20

Me too.


Hillary actually has balls.

so did Bonnie Parker

243 notutopia  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:52:02pm

re: #201 jmdshort

Around here, the only one you are responsible for is yourself!
Welcome!

244 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:52:06pm

re: #238 Jaded

Plus my husband got to join and he has been monitoring for me for the past 6 months checking many times a day for me......so we are a family of hatchlings!

Well, that's great!

245 ggt  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:52:08pm

re: #226 FurryOldGuyJeans

YOu have pants that can walk?

246 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:52:16pm

Wait!
Was Cognito banned?

247 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:52:23pm

re: #241 Dark_Falcon

I don't think he'll try that. Cog often was a fool here, but he was never two-faced. If Charles says he's banned, I don't think he'll try to circumvent said ban.

Whoa, he's banned?!?

248 ArmyWife  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:52:31pm

re: #213 astronmr20

If he isn't impeached and removed. Not that I want that or wish that, I hope he does come up with 8 katrillion unicorns in various shades of pink and purple. But in case he doesn't, well, she would be there waiting to pick up the pieces. Now? Not so much.

249 pat  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:52:37pm

I have one word re Hillary as Sec of State. "China"

250 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:52:40pm

re: #245 ggt

YOu have pants that can walk?

Brotherhood of the traveling pants?

251 gmsc  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:52:51pm

re: #237 Killgore Trout

What are these "pants" that you speak of? Is it like a bathrobe?

What makes the hottentot so hot?
Pants!
What puts the "ape" in apricot?
Pants!
What do they got that I ain't got?

252 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:53:03pm

re: #245 ggt

YOu have pants that can walk?

*AHEM* My nic? ;)

253 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:53:13pm

re: #249 pat

I have one word re Hillary as Sec of State. "Chinagate"


Nite, pat.

254 Yankee Division Son  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:53:30pm

Murdoch to media: You dug yourself a huge hole

To make his point, Murdoch criticized the media reaction after bloggers debunked a "60 Minutes" report by former CBS anchor, Dan Rather, that President Bush had evaded service during his days in the National Guard.

"Far from celebrating this citizen journalism, the establishment media reacted defensively. During an appearance on Fox News, a CBS executive attacked the bloggers in a statement that will go down in the annals of arrogance. '60 Minutes,' he said, was a professional organization with 'multiple layers of checks and balances.' By contrast, he dismissed the blogger as 'a guy sitting in his living room in his pajamas writing.' But eventually it was the guys sitting in their pajamas who forced Mr. Rather and his producer to resign.

"Mr. Rather and his defenders are not alone," he continued. "A recent American study reported that many editors and reporters simply do not trust their readers to make good decisions. Let's be clear about what this means. This is a polite way of saying that these editors and reporters think their readers are too stupid to think for themselves."

255 ggt  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:53:33pm

re: #241 Dark_Falcon

Cog got banned? when did this happen?

256 experiencedtraveller  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:53:33pm

re: #115 RitzFG2

20th Century European History at the Hartford Branch of Uconn.

Wow. Now that is a good time. Do tell from time to time!

/Personally, I blame Kaiser Wilhelm II

257 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:53:39pm

re: #246 J.D.

Wait!
Was Cognito banned?

Yes

258 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:53:42pm

re: #241 Dark_Falcon

I don't think he'll try that. Cog often was a fool here, but he was never two-faced. If Charles says he's banned, I don't think he'll try to circumvent said ban.

Cog got banned?
When?

259 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:53:52pm

re: #189 Ashbridge

I'm in! I'm finally in! Like others, I always barely missed the previous openings and have been reading this for a long time.

Is there an initiation ceremony?

My car needs to be waxed and my clue-by-four needs to be sanded.

WELCOME!

260 mich-again  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:53:54pm

re: #249 pat

I have one word re Hillary as Sec of State. "China"

I also have one word re Hillary as Sec of State. " Buddhist Monks"
/

261 SeptemberStorm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:54:00pm

Took a year but I finally made it in! Probably just in time for that crises J. Biden is promising.

262 notutopia  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:54:06pm

re: #231 astronmr20

For True. They met today, it was a photo op to say the least and then they were to have a private meeting.

263 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:54:17pm

re: #223 notutopia

I've not heard or seen anything like that. It wouldn't be a bad move on Obama's part. I was kind of thinking that he'd tap Weaselly Clark for the position. Going for the lowest common denominator, as it were. They don't come any lower than Weaselly.

264 ggt  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:54:22pm

Whoa--with Hillary SoS, that makes her What? number in line for the presidency?

Closer than she has ever been before?

265 LoFlyer  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:54:43pm

re: #258 Typicalwhitey

Cog got banned?
When?

For what?

266 cups_n_cakes  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:54:44pm

*emerges from eggshell*

267 Kulhwch  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:54:47pm

Ah, I remember when I registered.  I didn't even know registration was open, I was just very frustrated at never finding it open.  I was reading one day and saw the register link, and though there was no note about registration being opened, I clicked on it anyway, and it let me register.  In retrospect, I must have hit the link between Charles' opening it and typing in his opening message, but at the moment it seemed like Kismet.

}:)     [Ah, youth ... ]

268 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:54:48pm
269 mich-again  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:54:50pm

re: #254 Yankee Division Son

Maybe Charles can go back in time and make a thread out of that.

Dang. he just did!

270 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:54:52pm

re: #259 MandyManners

My car needs to be waxed and my clue-by-four needs to be sanded.

WELCOME!

Doncha need some new clothes for the gas station, too?

271 Van Helsing  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:55:00pm

re: #259 MandyManners

My car needs to be waxed and my clue-by-four needs to be sanded.

WELCOME!

If you sand your clue-by-four it reduces the chance of leaving slivers of clue behind.

272 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:55:03pm

re: #264 ggt

Whoa--with Hillary SoS, that makes her What? number in line for the presidency?

Closer than she has ever been before?

5th, iirc.

273 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:55:27pm

re: #255 ggt

Cog got banned? when did this happen?

It was a dark and stormy night.

274 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:55:29pm

re: #254 Yankee Division Son

Murdoch to media: You dug yourself a huge hole

"My summary of the way some of the established media has responded to the internet is this: it's not newspapers that might become obsolete. It's some of the editors, reporters, and proprietors who are forgetting a newspaper's most precious asset: the bond with its readers," said Murdoch


Ya think?

275 saberry0530  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:55:36pm

re: #202 astronmr20

Me too.


Hillary actually has Bill's balls from his first administration still in a lock box.

COuldn't resist!

276 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:55:44pm

re: #264 ggt

Whoa--with Hillary SoS, that makes her What? number in line for the presidency?

Closer than she has ever been before?

4th in line, behind Biden, Pelosi, and Byrd.

277 caliredst8r  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:55:47pm

My wife is now a lizard! Treat her kindly!

278 Yankee Division Son  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:55:51pm

re: #269 mich-again

Maybe Charles can go back in time and make a thread out of that.

Dang. he just did!

Heh... I feel a throbbing memo coming on

279 Wishing  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:56:04pm

re: #228 ArmyWife

It could. IF this is true and she isn't booted because Billy couldn't keep his pants zipped or his wallet closed at the right times. In the Senate she could bloviate ad naseum about how Barry is screwing this up, and that up, and can't get the health care right, had they voted for HER like she said, we wouldn't be in this mess. Now? She is part of the mess.

She keeps her name in the spotlight, owes no one anything, grooms a few insiders to keep her up on Obamachinations, then drops out half-way through to run her campaign..I say she is smart.

280 Guglielmo Priapo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:56:11pm

re: #200 blackpajamas

The Victory Opera of Our Savior:

L’Obama, ossia L’Avvento del Messia Opera in Tre Atti

Personaggi:
Barracco Obama, Il Messia, Redentore del Mondo ... Tenore Miracoloso
Santa Micaela della Revoluzione, sua sposa ... Soprano Amaro
Giovanni Maccheno, Senatore, Avversario dello Obama ... Basso Buffo
Sara Palino, Governatrice del Alaska e Reginetta di Bellezza ... Coloratura Buffa
Guglielmo Priapo, Ex-Presidente ... Tenore Mentitore
...

Note: this link is probably not the original source of the Opera.

I love that opera! I am in it! Its about me!

281 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:56:13pm

re: #237 Killgore Trout

I usually blog (when I'm not at work :-) wearing my tattoos and a smile.

282 jaunte  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:56:14pm

re: #272 Sharmuta

Just a stone's throw away.
/the hand that cradles the rock

283 astronmr20  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:56:21pm

re: #275 saberry0530

COuldn't resist!

Yes, but she also has her own.

284 DesertSage  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:56:23pm

re: #264 ggt

Whoa--with Hillary SoS, that makes her What? number in line for the presidency?

Closer than she has ever been before?

Pelosi is still ahead of her.

Not that that makes it any better.

285 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:56:29pm

re: #270 reine.de.tout

Doncha need some new clothes for the gas station, too?

I now carry some spares in my trunk.

286 albusteve  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:56:41pm

re: #265 LoFlyer

For what?

a forgotten moment of indiscresion...tis a small thing

287 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:56:41pm

re: #276 FurryOldGuyJeans

4th in line, behind Biden, Pelosi, and Byrd.

So THAT'S why I saw the ad for three food tasters.....

288 Guglielmo Priapo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:56:53pm

re: #237 Killgore Trout

What are these "pants" that you speak of? Is it like a bathrobe?

No pants for me!

289 sngnsgt  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:57:00pm

re: #202 astronmr20

She stole Bill's years ago. Or cut off, which ever way you look at it.

290 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:57:00pm

re: #271 Van Helsing

If you sand your clue-by-four it reduces the chance of leaving slivers of clue behind.

Oooh. I hadn't thought about that.

291 Kimbob  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:57:01pm

Newbies from rural northern Idaho. Can't wait to learn the rules.

Be nice.

292 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:57:03pm

re: #257 Sharmuta

Yes

When?
Why?
Give! ! !

293 astronmr20  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:57:07pm

If O appoints McCain as SecDefense, the moonbats' heads will all explode simultaneously.

294 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:57:11pm

re: #272 Sharmuta

5th, iirc.

4th, Sharm.

295 ArmyWife  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:57:29pm

re: #279 Wishing

Plausible. How does Michelle deal with Bill and his family traipsing through the White House? THAT would be something funny to watch!

296 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:57:32pm

re: #281 Iron Fist

I usually blog (when I'm not at work :-) wearing my tattoos and a smile.

Got pictures?
What?

297 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:57:38pm

re: #246 J.D.

Wait!
Was Cognito banned?

Yes, he refused to give up questioning Charles on a point regarding Bobby Jindal and exorcism, even after Charles had shown decisive proof to support his contention. When Cognito persisted in his obtuseness, Charles first warned him, then banned him when he kept right on going.

298 FortunateSon  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:57:39pm

I guess the only change we're going to be seeing is Clinton-era reptiles (and maybe even the old gal herself!) changing posts. Think people will see through this? Nah, probably not.

299 DesertSage  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:57:42pm

Alexander Haig thought that he was 2nd in line to the Presidency.

300 AdamWebber  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:57:50pm

re: #273 MandyManners

It was a dark and stormy night.

All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

301 nchoosier  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:57:56pm

Whooo hooo! My very first post!

302 ArmyWife  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:58:03pm

re: #281 Iron Fist

egads.

303 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:58:17pm

re: #285 MandyManners

I now carry some spares in my trunk.

Good idea.

304 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:58:27pm
305 saberry0530  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:58:37pm

re: #283 astronmr20

And wears them up just little higher!

306 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:58:37pm

re: #255 ggt

I hold him a suicide, the way he was fucking with Charles. It almost reminded me of Yair's last posts to us. Cognito died of the dumbs, he did.

307 mich-again  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:58:39pm

re: #259 MandyManners

Clue by four? Didn't anyone teach you the Jedi Mind Trick™ yet?

308 Perplexed  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:58:55pm

re: #298 FortunateSon

I guess the only change we're going to be seeing is Clinton-era reptiles (and maybe even the old gal herself!) changing posts. Think people will see through this? Nah, probably not.

She's got a chance to dig up a lot of the skeletons she and Bill put down.

309 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:58:57pm

re: #297 Dark_Falcon

He never did seem to know when to quit thinking he knew everything.

310 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:59:04pm

re: #291 Kimbob

Newbies from rural northern Idaho. Can't wait to learn the rules.

Be nice.

My folks are in Garden Valley. Where be you? If you care to divulge that info, I won't mind if you choose not to.

311 ggt  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:59:11pm

re: #306 Iron Fist

It was written in the sand, inevitable.

312 CharlieBravo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:59:30pm

As a recent hatchling myself - welcome new brothers and sisters.

313 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:59:43pm

No beer... no cake... no footrub... nobody noticed when Cog got the axe...

Gonna be a long night.

314 Opilio  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:59:45pm

re: #229 Typicalwhitey

She could challenge him right?

Kennedy challenged Carter in 1980, Reagan challenged Ford in 1976. LBJ didn't run for re-election in 1968. So it's only 99.77% probable that Ø will be the Dem candidate in '12.

315 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:59:52pm

re: #296 Typicalwhitey

Heh™

316 MAV  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:59:56pm

re: #83 NoSpam

Any lizards out therehave anything funny to share? I've had a pretty lousy day... :(


After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for SocialSecurity. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license toverify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair..
She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, ‘you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.’

And then the fight started…

317 LoFlyer  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:59:59pm

re: #286 albusteve

a forgotten moment of indiscresion...tis a small thing

But traumatic for Cog. I am losing good friends at a rate that is is unacceptable. I say no more on the subject, and 'me NIC is blue. Especially for Charles!

318 notutopia  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:59:59pm

re: #281 Iron Fist

[Link: patriotroom.com...]
Here it is. There is a vid of the press photo op before the meeting.

319 leap  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 6:59:59pm

Ok, rounds on me, but no stinky cheese plates please!

Been here a while, enjoy the reads immensely.
~formerly leap_frog, (nothing to do with the kids learning thingies, although my speed reading skills could use an upgrade ;) )
I try to keep up, my daughter knows when I'm on this site I read, then click and she sees my eyes go big and roll, then frantically go side to side! lol
Also overexposed my email addy, on our last canuk election night - drunk on good cheer that we staved off the fiberals for a few more years.
So now my email is real again, phew, felt so bad, as I knew it was dead..I killed it! Might be some lizard violation 'bout that, but it's all good now...
;~)

320 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:00:00pm

re: #297 Dark_Falcon

Well, I sometimes wondered whether it would ever come to that.
Thanks for the explanation.

321 experiencedtraveller  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:00:02pm

re: #277 caliredst8r

My wife is now a lizard! Treat her kindly!

Depends on her position on shaken/stirred. ;)

322 poopeedoo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:00:16pm

re: #5 gmsc

Twice in one day? Wow!

Welcome, new lizards!

GMSC ~ I'm surprised as well. That's over 200 new hatchlings in one afternoon. Welcome y'all! Read the rules and play nice. :)

323 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:00:29pm

re: #307 mich-again

Clue by four? Didn't anyone teach you the Jedi Mind Trick™ yet?

Too subtle for me.

324 CharlieBravo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:00:49pm

re: #113 IslandLibertarian

I'm on Oahu.
Yeah Maui is still a bit dry but that could be changing as I type this.

Time to get on the road.

Later 'tiles..........

Aloha from Haleiwa

325 DesertSage  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:00:57pm

First order of business for new hatchlings....find a good avatar!

326 theblakester  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:01:10pm

re: #298 FortunateSon

You know, Charles has had a few post on evolution. Does he know something about the Clintons and ilk that the rest of us don't?

327 Guglielmo Priapo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:01:10pm

re: #289 sngnsgt

She stole Bill's years ago. Or cut off, which ever way you look at it.

I have mine... when she lets me.

328 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:01:14pm

re: #323 MandyManners

Too subtle for me.

Too subtle? For you? MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

329 poopeedoo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:01:19pm

re: #313 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Cog as in Cognito?

330 Kulhwch  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:01:28pm

re: #264 ggt

Whoa--with Hillary SoS, that makes her What? number in line for the presidency?

Closer than she has ever been before?

Per the Wikipaedia:

1 Vice President and President of the Senate
2 Speaker of the House of Representatives
3 President pro tempore of the Senate
4 Secretary of State

She'll be a busy girl, won't she?

}:)     [Heard a rumor that 0 is just doing this to park her, make her unable to get to the presidency in 2012.]

331 FortunateSon  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:01:29pm

re: #316 MAV

Oh snap!

332 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:01:43pm

re: #316 MAV

[chuckle]

333 astronmr20  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:01:50pm

Seriously;

McCain SecDefense? ?

Discuss.

334 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:02:17pm

re: #302 ArmyWife

I've put a lot of money in my tattoos. I show them off every chance I get :-þ

335 RockmanVermont  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:02:19pm

I am now happy to be a hatchling! A website of rare common sense and reason that generally calls it like it is. Thanks Charles!

336 gmsc  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:02:22pm

re: #330 Kulhwch

Per the Wikipaedia:

1 Vice President and President of the Senate
2 Speaker of the House of Representatives
3 President pro tempore of the Senate
4 Secretary of State

She'll be a busy girl, won't she?

}:)     [Heard a rumor that 0 is just doing this to park her, make her unable to get to the presidency in 2012.]

In short, at no point is the president in line for the presidency.

337 Guglielmo Priapo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:02:28pm

re: #306 Iron Fist

I hold him a suicide, the way he was fucking with Charles. It almost reminded me of Yair's last posts to us. Cognito died of the dumbs, he did.

As a newly hatched sock puppet, I am surprised to learn Cognito was banned. When did this happen?

338 notutopia  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:02:29pm

Wow! 138 Hatchlings! A personal welcome to each and every one of you!

339 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:02:31pm

re: #300 AdamWebber

All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

I wonder what a bandersnatch would look like.

340 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:02:31pm

re: #333 astronmr20

Seriously;

McCain SecDefense? ?

Discuss.

Nope..... McCain wants to win.

341 poopeedoo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:02:36pm

re: #330 Kulhwch

My thoughts on Hill, exactly.

342 Opilio  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:02:55pm

re: #276 FurryOldGuyJeans

4th in line, behind Biden, Pelosi, and Byrd.

Wow. That's a sobering roll call: Obama, Biden, Pelosi, Byrd.

343 sngnsgt  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:03:14pm

re: #316 MAV

LOL!

344 Ashbridge  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:03:17pm

Do we have team pajamas?

345 ArmyWife  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:03:21pm

re: #334 Iron Fist

If you recall, I revealed the super super super secret that I also have tattoos. FBV said he hated women with them. I explained what mine was, he said that was ok.

346 astronmr20  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:03:21pm

re: #335 RockmanVermont

I am now happy to be a hatchling! A website of rare common sense and reason that generally calls it like it is. Thanks Charles!

Generally?


Banished! ! ! ! ! !


j/k.


It's cool. Proceed to de-lousing.

347 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:03:31pm

re: #303 reine.de.tout

Good idea.

You never know when you'll need spares.

348 gmsc  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:03:33pm

re: #335 RockmanVermont

I am now happy to be a hatchling! A website of rare common sense and reason that generally calls it like it is. Thanks Charles!

Congratulations, new hatchling! Happy bird-day!

349 ArmyWife  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:03:52pm

re: #339 MandyManners

Oh Mandy, did you have to do that? You know what these guys are going to do now that you opened THAT door!

350 rawmuse  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:03:56pm

re: #333 astronmr20

Seriously;

McCain SecDefense? ?

Discuss.

Not a chance. Not after the campaign. BHO would have to pretend it never happened.

351 albusteve  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:03:58pm

re: #317 LoFlyer

But traumatic for Cog. I am losing good friends at a rate that is is unacceptable. I say no more on the subject, and 'me NIC is blue. Especially for Charles!

well said and I concure...lastly...no one is above the rules or the propriety charles so graciously endows...there is always a warning or two at the least...

352 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:04:11pm

re: #329 poopeedoo

Cog as in Cognito?

Yup.

353 Guglielmo Priapo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:04:21pm

re: #339 MandyManners

I wonder what a bandersnatch would look like.

I'll show you...

354 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:04:28pm

re: #320 J.D.

Well, I sometimes wondered whether it would ever come to that.
Thanks for the explanation.

It did in the end come down to simple refusal on Cognito's part to accept reality. I, too, have had that problem, and I too have been punished for it. I learned my lesson and I hope he does as well. I hope that in time he will repent sincerely and be allowed to return. Contrarians are welcome here, but he took being contrary to absurd lengths.

355 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:04:30pm

re: #344 Ashbridge

Do we have team pajamas?

Nah....
We're skins....

*ducks*

356 Perplexed  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:04:30pm

re: #342 Opilio

Wow. That's a sobering roll call: Obama, Biden, Pelosi, Byrd.

1) Empty suit
2) 'Plugs'
3) Botox Babe
4) Grand Dragon

357 astronmr20  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:04:34pm

re: #350 rawmuse

Not a chance. Not after the campaign. BHO would have to pretend it never happened.

Pretend what never happened? McCain practically kissed his ass the entire time.

358 Van Helsing  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:04:35pm

re: #328 FurryOldGuyJeans

Too subtle? For you? MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I like the thunk of a good clue-by-four connection myself.

359 poopeedoo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:04:53pm

re: #344 Ashbridge

Do we have team pajamas?

Charles doesn't wear pajamas. So if we had team pajamas... eye bleach, where's the eye bleach!

360 DesertSage  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:05:00pm

re: #344 Ashbridge

Do we have team pajamas?

Most of us are in our underwear.

Noam is usually naked, but that's a whole other topic.

361 experiencedtraveller  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:05:05pm

re: #340 jcm

Nope..... McCain wants to win.

Wow that hurts both ways

362 Geepers  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:05:19pm

Kimbob (#291),

Newbies from rural northern Idaho. Can't wait to learn the rules.

Be nice.

Rules in a blog fight?

Welcome aboard. And you're neighbors with an LGF Old-Timer - Gymnast. If yo see him on the slopes of Sun Valley be sure to say "Hi."

363 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:05:27pm

Think she'll don a burqa and go to saudi arabia?

364 gmsc  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:05:46pm

re: #339 MandyManners

I wonder what a bandersnatch would look like.

Google can answer that question for you!

365 rawmuse  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:05:53pm

re: #357 astronmr20

Pretend what never happened? McCain practically kissed his ass the entire time.

But the ass kissing was definitely not reciprocal.

366 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:05:59pm
367 theblakester  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:06:06pm

re: #306 Iron Fist

Watch the language, we have new hatchlings, don't want you to get Cognitoed!

368 NYCHardhat  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:06:10pm

re: #357 astronmr20

leads me to believe he knew he would lose.

369 Van Helsing  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:06:10pm

re: #339 MandyManners

I wonder what a bandersnatch would look like.

Regular or frumious? African or European?

370 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:06:10pm

re: #342 Opilio

Wow. That's a sobering roll call: Obama, Biden, Pelosi, Byrd.

Each worse than the one before. *BRRRRRRRR*

371 OldLineTexan  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:06:32pm

re: #342 Opilio

Wow. That's a sobering roll call: Obama, Biden, Pelosi, Byrd.

Name a zero, a blank, a fruit leather, and a bedsheet.

372 Perplexed  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:07:10pm

'Night all.

373 Guanxi88  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:07:33pm

re: #372 Perplexed

Me, too, gotta go.

374 rawmuse  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:07:36pm

I realize that there is no percentage in predicting the first thing that BHO would do. I'd have better luck guessing whether the next car that goes by has an odd or even license plate.

375 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:07:36pm

re: #360 DesertSage

Most of us are in our underwear.

Noam is usually naked, but that's a whole other topic.

How do you know?!?

376 experiencedtraveller  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:07:36pm

Standard issue lizard pajamas...

377 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:07:41pm

re: #344 Ashbridge

Do we have team pajamas?

I wear silk long-johns.

378 Guglielmo Priapo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:07:58pm

re: #360 DesertSage

Most of us are in our underwear.

Noam is usually naked, but that's a whole other topic.


I'm naked from the waist down. Buts that's how I spent 8 years in the White House...

379 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:08:07pm

re: #354 Dark_Falcon

I always thought so.

Live and learn...

380 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:08:19pm
381 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:08:21pm

re: #337 Guglielmo Priapo

As a newly hatched sock puppet, I am surprised to learn Cognito was banned. When did this happen?

A couple of nights ago.
If you go to the search feature upper right corner, select "more options", select "comments" and do a a search for "user:Cognito", if you really want to find where and how it happened.

382 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:08:37pm

re: #349 ArmyWife

Oh Mandy, did you have to do that? You know what these guys are going to do now that you opened THAT door!

Photos of snipes? Jackalopes?

383 Silvergirl  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:08:39pm

Introduce myself? I heard I might be a chew toy.

This was my first try to join you! I've been reading for a couple months. Palin fan, so I came here for reinforcement and solace. I liked the classy way you handled the death of Obama's grandma and the way you congratulated him on the win. Of course I was for Palin/McCain, but here we are.

384 utebell  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:08:42pm

Newly hatched - so please be gentle

385 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:08:46pm

re: #337 Guglielmo Priapo

Last week sometime. I saw it coming. He kept pushing Charles, until he got tired of it. Cognito could be an intelligent poster, but he had too fine an opinion of himself and he didn't really try to conceal it. That kind of shit gets old.

In that he was kinda like ViewFromIreland (the screaming banshee, and, I believe, one of my stalkers) or FreebourneSecularia. They were very impressed with themselves and it showed. kinda like the Obamessiah, now that I think of it.

386 ArmyWife  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:08:48pm

ArmyHusband just caught my 10 year old reading with a flashlight under her covers. Teehee! He is so good at by the rules parenting! He then came in here laughing, but he wasn't when he was in her room!

387 Racer X  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:09:10pm

re: #375 Typicalwhitey

How do you know?!?

Charles installed that new blog-o-vision software. We can see each other now. Nice shoes!

388 Guglielmo Priapo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:09:14pm

re: #381 reine.de.tout

A couple of nights ago.
If you go to the search feature upper right corner, select "more options", select "comments" and do a a search for "user:Cognito", if you really want to find where and how it happened.

Hiya, Reine! thanks, I will.

389 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:09:20pm

re: #353 Guglielmo Priapo

I'll show you...

Jackalope?

390 Kimbob  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:09:20pm

re: #310 jcm
Not the northernmost realm of the frozen wasteland, but further
south (Nez Perce County)

Still cloudy, tho.

391 ArmyWife  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:09:25pm

re: #382 MandyManners

nekkid ones, no doubt.

392 poopeedoo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:09:29pm

re: #383 Silvergirl

Welcome! :)

393 DesertSage  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:09:32pm

re: #375 Typicalwhitey

How do you know?!?

I thought everyone knew?

394 Ashbridge  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:09:39pm

re: #376 experiencedtraveller

haha! I can't wait to get mine...

395 astronmr20  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:09:53pm

re: #384 utebell

Newly hatched - so please be gentle

De-lousing. Go to it.

396 Guglielmo Priapo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:09:58pm

re: #384 utebell

Newly hatched - so please be gentle

That's what she said!

/ G. Priapo humor....

397 LoFlyer  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:10:03pm

Trolling for ATL lizards! I am looking at 'me calendar for December and propose Dec 7th, the first Sunday of December at 5 PM, as the meeting date at Station "M", a bastion of socialism in the ATL, and the perfect place for a secret meet of conservative lizards. The further we stay away from the holidays the better the attendance. Plus we can give a well deserved toast to 'me courageous and fallen comrades!

398 OldLineTexan  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:10:04pm

re: #380 buzzsawmonkey

Hey, I like fruit leather!

Seriously, your list recalls the song from "It's Always Fair Weather" where the war buddies, re-united, are assessing each other: "A hick, a square, a snob, a punk..."

She looks like they tried a face lift, but when they saw what was under it, they slammed it back down!

/ba-dump

399 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:10:15pm

re: #385 Iron Fist

FreebourneSecularia


I was just trying to remember that name...thanks.

400 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:10:21pm

re: #384 utebell

Newly hatched - so please be gentle

newly hatched with an avatar already!

401 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:10:23pm

re: #354 Dark_Falcon

It did in the end come down to simple refusal on Cognito's part to accept reality. I, too, have had that problem, and I too have been punished for it. I learned my lesson and I hope he does as well. I hope that in time he will repent sincerely and be allowed to return. Contrarians are welcome here, but he took being contrary to absurd lengths.

He was contrary for the sake of being contrary, and it did not further debate or discussion.

402 jaunte  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:10:26pm

re: #384 utebell

Welcome and what are you welding?

403 BlueCanuck  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:10:27pm

re: #383 Silvergirl

Introduce myself? I heard I might be a chew toy.

Only if you turn out to be a Troll-op. We likes our gamey buttocks. BBQ'd if you please.

404 ArmyWife  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:10:32pm

Night all. Bed time in the People's Republic of Maryland.

405 astronmr20  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:10:51pm

re: #397 LoFlyer

Trolling for ATL lizards! I am looking at 'me calendar for December and propose Dec 7th, the first Sunday of December at 5 PM, as the meeting date at Station "M", a bastion of socialism in the ATL, and the perfect place for a secret meet of conservative lizards. The further we stay away from the holidays the better the attendance. Plus we can give a well deserved toast to 'me courageous and fallen comrades!

Be they pirates?

406 MAV  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:10:54pm

re: #371 OldLineTexan

Name a zero, a blank, a fruit leather, and a bedsheet.


I'll take Shrillary for four hundred

407 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:11:04pm

re: #390 Kimbob

Not the northernmost realm of the frozen wasteland, but further
south (Nez Perce County)

Still cloudy, tho.

Grand country, I'm an exile in Blue Seattle longing to return to the State where I was born.

408 Wishing  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:11:11pm

re: #376 experiencedtraveller

Standard issue lizard pajamas...

awwwwww!

409 Guglielmo Priapo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:11:15pm

re: #385 Iron Fist

Last week sometime. I saw it coming. He kept pushing Charles, until he got tired of it. Cognito could be an intelligent poster, but he had too fine an opinion of himself and he didn't really try to conceal it. That kind of shit gets old.

In that he was kinda like ViewFromIreland (the screaming banshee, and, I believe, one of my stalkers) or FreebourneSecularia. They were very impressed with themselves and it showed. kinda like the Obamessiah, now that I think of it.

I thought Cogs was coming around a bit lately. I have gotten into it a couple of times with him, but I guess he could stand just being a voice of discension. Why do so many of them have to be idiots too?

410 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:11:16pm

Ok... I don't know the names of the three little ones sitting my tail... but please get off.

/Thanks.

411 bluedawn  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:11:25pm

How will people react to announcement of Sec State Hillary?

412 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:11:30pm

re: #364 gmsc

Google can answer that question for you!

I like the one from smosh.com. Pretty.

413 Palandine  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:11:35pm

re: #255 ggt

Cog got banned? when did this happen?

It was all anticlimactic--I was in an undisclosed location and missed it all.

/now I kind of miss him
//I'll get over it

414 Racer X  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:11:40pm

re: #383 Silvergirl

re: #384 utebell

Welcome!

415 Guglielmo Priapo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:11:40pm

re: #389 MandyManners

Jackalope?

No, Joe-kalope

416 jamgarr  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:11:41pm

Welcome hatchlings! Play nice.

417 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:12:02pm

re: #369 Van Helsing

Regular or frumious? African or European?

Regular European.

418 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:12:02pm

re: #410 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Ok... I don't know the names of the three little ones sitting my tail... but please get off.

/Thanks.

I hate when that happens.

419 rawmuse  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:12:11pm

re: #409 Guglielmo Priapo

Don't look now but you just outed yourself as a sockie.

420 blackpajamas  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:12:29pm

re: #280 Guglielmo Priapo

I love that opera! I am in it! Its about me!

Whereas Signore Guillermo Clintono suffers resolutely from priapism, as his aides keep a stiff upper lip, Barracco Obama (Il Messia, Redentore del Mondo) probably prefers onanism, as it's more of a solo event, hand tailored for The One.

I myself must confess that I derive pleasure from clicking "Ignore" when the spell-checker prompts for "Obama".

421 RitzFG2  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:12:39pm

re: #360 DesertSage

Most of us are in our underwear.

Noam is usually naked, but that's a whole other topic.

This hatchling wears khakis when on LGF.

422 Guglielmo Priapo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:12:41pm

re: #383 Silvergirl

Introduce myself? I heard I might be a chew toy.

This was my first try to join you! I've been reading for a couple months. Palin fan, so I came here for reinforcement and solace. I liked the classy way you handled the death of Obama's grandma and the way you congratulated him on the win. Of course I was for Palin/McCain, but here we are.

Hey, Silver girl, sail on by!

423 Ashbridge  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:12:43pm

Is there where I sign up for the National Civil Defense?

424 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:12:43pm
425 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:12:50pm

re: #413 Palandine

/now I kind of miss him
//I'll get over it


There there, Palandine. There there.

426 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:13:03pm

re: #378 Guglielmo Priapo

I'm naked from the waist down. Buts that's how I spent 8 years in the White House...

Is that you, Monica?

Oh, wait.

427 mich-again  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:13:03pm

re: #383 Silvergirl

Hi Silvergirl. Yes we quite a classy bunch here. Always. Usually. Once in a while anyway.

428 Wishing  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:13:14pm

re: #386 ArmyWife

ArmyHusband just caught my 10 year old reading with a flashlight under her covers. Teehee! He is so good at by the rules parenting! He then came in here laughing, but he wasn't when he was in her room!

Was she reading Rifleman?

429 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:13:29pm

re: #409 Guglielmo Priapo

I thought Cogs was coming around a bit lately. I have gotten into it a couple of times with him, but I guess he could stand just being a voice of discension. Why do so many of them have to be idiots too?

Huh? thought you just registered. How is it you've gotten into it a couple of times with him?

430 poopeedoo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:13:39pm

re: #420 blackpajamas


I myself must confess that I derive pleasure from clicking "Ignore" when the spell-checker prompts for "Obama".

Ha, I do the same thing! ;)

431 traderrays  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:13:57pm

Hello Ya All Greetings From Tampa Florida To All At LGF

432 Palandine  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:14:06pm

re: #276 FurryOldGuyJeans

4th in line, behind Biden, Pelosi, and Byrd.

!
!
!
/I know that's the order, but...damn

433 LoFlyer  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:14:20pm

re: #405 astronmr20

Be they pirates?

All but the management mate!

434 sngnsgt  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:14:22pm

re: #420 blackpajamas

I myself must confess that I derive pleasure from clicking "Ignore" when the spell-checker prompts for "Obama".

LOL!

435 Guglielmo Priapo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:14:26pm

re: #419 rawmuse

Don't look now but you just outed yourself as a sockie.


re: #337 Guglielmo Priapo

As a newly hatched sock puppet, I am surprised to learn Cognito was banned. When did this happen?

I saw the name and couldn't help myself - I damn near outed myself immediately!

436 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:14:29pm

re: #431 traderrays

Hello Ya All Greetings From Tampa Florida To All At LGF

Greetings from south of Tampa.

437 OldLineTexan  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:14:45pm

re: #429 reine.de.tout

Huh? thought you just registered. How is it you've gotten into it a couple of times with him?

He already said he was a sock, plain as day.

438 gmsc  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:14:55pm

re: #342 Opilio

Wow. That's a sobering roll call: Obama, Biden, Pelosi, Byrd.

Name an indiscreet, a cheat, an elite and a sheet!

439 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:15:13pm

re: #387 Racer X

Charles installed that new blog-o-vision software. We can see each other now. Nice shoes!

re: #435 Guglielmo Priapo

I saw the name and couldn't help myself - I damn near outed myself immediately!


So who were you?

440 utebell  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:15:32pm

re: #402 jaunte
6G

441 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:15:33pm

re: #391 ArmyWife

nekkid ones, no doubt.

Oh, shit. Now I get it.

*blushing*

442 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:15:39pm

re: #437 OldLineTexan

He already said he was a sock, plain as day.

I'll have to look, didn't see it.

443 Guglielmo Priapo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:15:43pm

re: #429 reine.de.tout

Huh? thought you just registered. How is it you've gotten into it a couple of times with him?

Socko puppetto.

444 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:15:53pm

re: #381 reine.de.tout

A couple of nights ago.
If you go to the search feature upper right corner, select "more options", select "comments" and do a a search for "user:Cognito", if you really want to find where and how it happened.

Thanks for the user:xxxxxxxx tidbit. Researching the whacking now.

445 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:16:03pm

re: #431 traderrays

Hello Ya All Greetings From Tampa Florida To All At LGF

Welcome from diagonal opposite corner of the country, sometimes called Seattle.

446 OldLineTexan  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:16:10pm

re: #441 MandyManners

Oh, shit. Now I get it.

*blushing*

Thank goodness. I almost broke down and told you.

447 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:16:18pm

re: #409 Guglielmo Priapo

I thought Cogs was coming around a bit lately. I have gotten into it a couple of times with him, but I guess he could stand just being a voice of discension. Why do so many of them have to be idiots too?

He isn't an idiot. He was acting stupid. Not trying to be hard on you, but the difference matters. Its both sad and lame when someone who aught to no better runs themselves into the ground.

448 Guglielmo Priapo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:16:23pm

re: #439 Typicalwhitey

So who were you?

Am, baby, am. Like the DaVinci code, the clues are there.

449 blackpajamas  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:17:05pm

re: #360 DesertSage

Most of us are in our underwear.

Noam is usually naked, but that's a whole other topic.

If somebody absolutely must be naked, it's probably best that they're usually naked.

If they were unusually naked, then Guglielmo Priapo, (Ex-Presidente) may get excited.

450 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:17:19pm

re: #443 Guglielmo Priapo

Socko puppetto.

yas, missed it when you said you were a newly hatched sockpuppet.
Of who?

451 Jolie Melusine  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:17:34pm

re: #321 experiencedtraveller

Depends on her position on shaken/stirred. ;)

Shaken!
Hi everybody! Caliredst8r's wife in person!

452 carefulnow  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:17:39pm

Hello from SoCal.

453 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:17:46pm

re: #450 reine.de.tout

yas, missed it when you said you were a newly hatched sockpuppet.
Of who?


He won't say.

454 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:17:47pm

re: #448 Guglielmo Priapo

Am, baby, am. Like the DaVinci code, the clues are there.

Gordon? Is that you?

455 bluedawn  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:18:16pm

This is like a train wreck where they keep sending in more trains, a la that Futurama episode.

456 Guglielmo Priapo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:18:23pm

re: #447 Dark_Falcon

He isn't an idiot. He was acting stupid. Not trying to be hard on you, but the difference matters. Its both sad and lame when someone who aught to no better runs themselves into the ground.

I totally agree, I don't think Cogs was stupid at all. He certainly was spirited in his defenses and made us all work a little when debating him. That's why i think he was behaving like an idiot....

No one can be harder than G. Priapo!

457 lifeofthemind  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:18:27pm

I am only an egg
- Valentine Michael Smith

458 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:18:32pm

re: #444 FurryOldGuyJeans

Thanks for the user:xxxxxxxx tidbit. Researching the whacking now.

Heh.
Took me a long time to figure out how to format that looky-uppy thing.

459 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:18:35pm
460 DesertSage  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:18:40pm

re: #452 carefulnow

Hello from SoCal.

Do you want to go to a West Coast War Council?

461 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:18:54pm

re: #454 J.D.

Gordon? Is that you?

Oh, I hope not. That man was a jerk to the 8th power.

462 experiencedtraveller  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:18:59pm

re: #451 Jolie Melusine

Shaken!
Hi everybody! Caliredst8r's wife in person!

Welcome!

463 Racer X  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:18:59pm

re: #452 carefulnow

Hello from SoCal.

Smoking or non-smoking?

464 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:19:03pm

Is it Ben Hur?

465 DesertSage  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:19:19pm

nodroG is back?

466 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:19:20pm

re: #455 bluedawn

This is like a train wreck where they keep sending in more trains, a la that Futurama episode.

Rather typical evening 'round here, have another drink it will start to make more sense.

467 Neo Con since 9-11  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:19:47pm

re: #448 Guglielmo Priapo

I just saw the site you got that name from. Freakin hilarious.

468 carefulnow  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:19:51pm

A what?

How do you reply anymore?

469 Guglielmo Priapo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:20:00pm

re: #450 reine.de.tout

yas, missed it when you said you were a newly hatched sockpuppet.
Of who?

Lets just say it isn't abu mahmood al alcohol, or savage nation. My usual nic actually kinda rhymes with Guglielmo Priapo.

470 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:20:11pm

re: #461 Dark_Falcon

Oh, I hope not. That man was a jerk to the 8th power.

And only 16 experience points away from 9th power.

471 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:20:12pm

re: #461 Dark_Falcon

Oh, I hope not. That man was a jerk to the 8th power.

Well... yeah...he was...

472 jaunte  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:20:16pm

re: #440 utebell

6G


&#8709 Test on pipe?

473 AmericanMe  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:20:17pm

re: #452 carefulnow

Hello from SoCal.

Howdy neighbor!

474 Guglielmo Priapo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:20:42pm

re: #454 J.D.

Gordon? Is that you?

No.

475 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:20:54pm

re: #469 Guglielmo Priapo

Lets just say it isn't abu mahmood al alcohol, or savage nation. My usual nic actually kinda rhymes with Guglielmo Priapo.

Occasional Reader!

476 monkeytime  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:21:23pm

Welcome new Lizards!

Now make me a sandwich.

477 Guglielmo Priapo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:21:24pm

re: #467 Neo Con since 9-11

I just saw the site you got that name from. Freakin hilarious.

I saw the name up thread and had to have it as mine.

478 carefulnow  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:21:33pm

re: #473 AmericanMe
Hi there! Do you know what a war council is?

479 DesertSage  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:21:41pm

re: #468 carefulnow

A what?

How do you reply anymore?

Dude, you have almost 800 comments and you don't know how to reply?

Look next to your name...it says "reply" and "quote". Click one of them.

480 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:22:05pm

re: #461 Dark_Falcon

Actually, I think there were only five or six Gordons using the same nic and password. That or he was a schitz. He was very changable in his online persona.

481 utebell  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:22:05pm

re: #472 jaunte
get cert in 2 weeks. Got everything else already----except a job

482 carefulnow  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:22:35pm

re: #460 DesertSage
What is a war council?

483 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:22:38pm

re: #469 Guglielmo Priapo

Lets just say it isn't abu mahmood al alcohol, or savage nation. My usual nic actually kinda rhymes with Guglielmo Priapo.

Oh, boy!
A puzzle.
Hm.
Have we conversed under your usual nic?
Did you contribute to the cookbook?
Which recipe?

484 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:22:50pm

re: #480 Iron Fist

Actually, I think there were only five or six Gordons using the same nic and password. That or he was a schitz. He was very changable in his online persona.

Probably the whole NYT newsroom, of course they are remarkably consistent.

485 gop_patriot  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:23:01pm

re: #451 Jolie Melusine

Welcome!

486 OldLineTexan  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:23:09pm

re: #482 carefulnow

What is a war council?

It's like a peace council, but there's cake.

487 carefulnow  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:23:16pm

re: #479 DesertSage
Uhhh. I furgot.

488 lifeofthemind  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:23:25pm

Went away a few hours, came back to see what's up, saw an open thread, damn thing had been hijacked by the Cheesey Mafia, thought they were going to set course for Somalia or even that the French had taken over

489 SteveC  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:23:26pm

re: #478 carefulnow

Hi there! Do you know what a war council is?

No, but I know that there is no fighting in the War Room! :)

490 DesertSage  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:23:46pm

Watch the tails wag!

Liveleak Video

This is so cool!

491 notutopia  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:23:53pm

re: #428 Wishing

Like minds! I thought Guns N Ammo?
: )

492 Guglielmo Priapo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:23:57pm

re: #483 reine.de.tout

Oh, boy!
A puzzle.
Hm.
Have we conversed under your usual nic?
Did you contribute to the cookbook?
Which recipe?

1. Yes. 2. No, but I make some mean Italian stuffing.

So do you like my avatar?

493 jaunte  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:24:10pm

re: #481 utebell

Best of luck skill, to you.

494 srb1976  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:24:21pm

re: #300 AdamWebber

All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Fantastic, outstanding even!

On a personal note, better half is recovering nicely from shoulder surgery this morning (by recovering nicely I mean stoned out of his gourd of course)
Both kids are in bed if not asleep, and all is right with the world.
Yay

495 DesertSage  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:24:24pm

re: #482 carefulnow

What is a war council?

It's a meet-up of SoCal Lizards.

496 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:24:36pm

re: #482 carefulnow

What is a war council?

That's where you sit in a circle, nekkid, smoke the Peace Pipe (and then break it), dance around the fire and swear blood oaths.

Good old fashioned family fun, bring the kids.

497 Guglielmo Priapo  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:24:40pm

re: #484 jcm

Probably the whole NYT newsroom, of course they are remarkably consistent.

What's a schitz?

498 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:24:42pm

re: #492 Guglielmo Priapo

1. Yes. 2. No, but I make some mean Italian stuffing.

So do you like my avatar?

LOL!
Yep.
Looked at it a few minutes ago.

499 jamgarr  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:24:47pm

Do you work in the service industry?
Would most people recognize your name?
Have you ever held public office?


/Enter, and sign in please.

500 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:24:48pm

re: #492 Guglielmo Priapo

So do you like my avatar?

I recognize Monica, who are the other two?

501 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:25:18pm

re: #497 Guglielmo Priapo

What's a schitz?

schizophrenia

502 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:25:46pm

re: #492 Guglielmo Priapo

So do you like my avatar?


omg
Too funny.

503 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:26:05pm

re: #454 J.D.

Gordon? Is that you?

Just me, but it sounds a lot like Cognito in "I'm MSM , I'm better than you" sneer mode.

504 carefulnow  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:26:09pm

re: #495 DesertSage
Sounds splendid! Where is it?

505 SteveC  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:26:16pm

Always late to the party - at least i come bearing adult beverages maintained at a low temperature! That's gotta be worth sumtin'!

506 Russkilitlover  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:26:25pm

re: #492 Guglielmo Priapo

1. Yes. 2. No, but I make some mean Italian stuffing.

So do you like my avatar?

Ah, yes, your avatar. The Dog That Soon Demised under Clinton leadership. Bodes well for State, non?

507 rawmuse  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:26:28pm

re: #490 DesertSage

I never tire of watching that one.

508 albusteve  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:26:38pm

War Council...

Youtube Video

509 coquimbojoe  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:26:45pm

Huh? What? I fell asleep there for awhile, what's been going on?

510 Kulhwch  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:26:47pm

re: #336 gmsc

In short, at no point is the president in line for the presidency.

Good thing he's already the president then, huh?

}:)     [Though I don't know why he'd be in the line of succession for himself ... ]

511 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:26:49pm

Night all... teach the little ones some manners... beat up the sock puppet.

512 Infidel_One  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:27:02pm

Are hatchlings..or their shells Kosher?

513 USCMSNE  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:27:06pm

"Hey! Wow. What are the odds?"

"Two times in one day."

"What's come over you?"

"I don't know. Must be hormonal."

514 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:27:16pm

re: #480 Iron Fist

Actually, I think there were only five or six Gordons using the same nic and password. That or he was a schitz. He was very changable in his online persona.

Six personalities and all of them asshats. That does speak to the underlying truth of the man, does it not?

515 DesertSage  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:27:17pm

re: #504 carefulnow

Sounds splendid! Where is it?

At the Conrad Bldg. In Pasadena. In the bar. In the back.

516 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:27:33pm

re: #399 J.D.

I was rarely able to stay polite when dealing with that motherfucker. and we all know that I am the very milk of kindness flowing from the breast of compromize.

Fuck that! I never tried that hard to be polite to the oxygen-thief.

517 snowbunnybutt  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:27:46pm

Greetings and Salutations, to all the new hatchlings :D

518 LoFlyer  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:27:51pm

re: #494 srb1976

Fantastic, outstanding even!

On a personal note, better half is recovering nicely from shoulder surgery this morning (by recovering nicely I mean stoned out of his gourd of course)
Both kids are in bed if not asleep, and all is right with the world.
Yay

Good for you SRB! We need some good news for a change! Our prayers are with you!

519 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:28:04pm

re: #503 FurryOldGuyJeans

Well, they both end in "o"...

520 lifeofthemind  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:28:24pm

re: #492 Guglielmo Priapo

1. Yes. 2. No, but I make some mean Italian stuffing.

So do you like my avatar?

Your 1st Upding

521 coquimbojoe  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:28:39pm

re: #519 J.D.

Well, they both end in "o"...

Yes, they do. hmmmmmm. We'll have to look into this closely.

522 SteveC  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:28:47pm

re: #514 Dark_Falcon

Six personalities and all of them asshats. That does speak to the underlying truth of the man, does it not?

Almost an asshat for every day of the week! Be sure to save the best one for Sunday go to meetings!

523 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:28:50pm

I think it's Ben Hur.

524 mich-again  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:28:59pm

re: #514 Dark_Falcon

Six personalities and all of them asshats. That does speak to the underlying truth of the man, does it not?

Whats the chance that someone would have six personalities and they would all be asshats?

525 monkeytime  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:28:59pm

re: #499 jamgarr

Do you work in the service industry?
Would most people recognize your name?
Have you ever held public office?


/Enter, and sign in please.

Are you bigger than a bread box?

526 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:29:30pm

re: #482 carefulnow

A sit-down that generally preceeds general havoc, bloodletting and destruction. You know, a council of war.

527 David IV of Georgia  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:29:41pm

re: #120 coquimbojoe

Whew! I finally made it!

First!

9/11 was an inside job!

Dan Rather is smart!

Juan Cole knows his shit!

Great to be here! Great room! Don't forget to try the fish!

You forgot:

I'm tired of these kind of posts Charles—do something else.

Hugo Chavez is the hope of South America.

Russia liberated Georgia.

Israel is an imperialistic fascist state.

My IQ is 167.

War is caused by testosterone imbalances.

Why no basketball posts?

και τοι λοιπο ι...

528 jamgarr  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:29:43pm

re: #525 monkeytime

Are you bigger than a bread box?

No. Next to Kitty Carlyle.

529 coquimbojoe  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:29:52pm

re: #523 Sharmuta

I think it's Ben Hur.

He has been known to use the occasional sock puppet.

530 lifeofthemind  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:29:55pm

re: #523 Sharmuta

I think it's Ben Hur.

We called our cat Ben until it had kittens.

531 Stonemason  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:30:01pm

I guess being a lurker has its plusses, The G.P. is a sock puppet for....

oh heck, it's more fun to watch y'all try to figure it out even as he/she gives it away.

532 JacksonTn  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:30:08pm

re: #526 Iron Fist

A sit-down that generally preceeds general havoc, bloodletting and destruction. You know, a council of war.

Is that what happens before you go to the mattresses? ...

533 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:30:38pm

re: #529 coquimbojoe

He has been known to use the occasional sock puppet.

And Ben was here not too long ago. Left a comment in a spinoff link. Clues around indeed.

534 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:30:50pm

re: #503 FurryOldGuyJeans

Just me, but it sounds a lot like Cognito in "I'm MSM , I'm better than you" sneer mode.


I believe we have a winna!
I think the same thing.

535 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:30:50pm

re: #516 Iron Fist

we all know that I am the very milk of kindness flowing from the breast of compromize.


[Demonic Cackling]

That one was...unique, to say the least.

536 aainca  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:30:51pm

re: #291 Kimbob

North Idaho, what part? CDA area.

537 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:31:05pm

re: #490 DesertSage

I got dust in my eye on that one.

538 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:31:50pm

re: #516 Iron Fist

I was rarely able to stay polite when dealing with that motherfucker. and we all know that I am the very milk of kindness flowing from the breast of compromize.

Fuck that! I never tried that hard to be polite to the oxygen-thief.

Who was FreebourneSecularia?

539 rawmuse  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:31:53pm

re: #526 Iron Fist

"Havoc" is an old military order. It is an order to disorder. Really.

540 sngnsgt  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:31:54pm

re: #492 Guglielmo Priapo

Bill, Hil, and Monica!

541 carefulnow  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:31:58pm

re: #508 albusteve
Ahhh! I quite enjoyed that.

542 Bat Boy  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:31:59pm

re: #533 Sharmuta

And Ben was here not too long ago. Left a comment in a spinoff link. Clues around indeed.

Bat Boy thinks it is Raw Muse! Or Mandy.

Bat Boy, out!

543 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:32:16pm

re: #537 Noam Sayin'

I got dust in my eye on that one.

What are you wearing Noam?

/WHAT?

544 thumbelina  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:32:17pm

Welcome, noobies! :)

545 Kulhwch  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:32:19pm

re: #344 Ashbridge

Do we have team pajamas?

No, that's Heff's team.  As far as I know, the lizard army doesn't use pajamas.

}:)     [They're reserved for our glorious leader ... ]

546 DesertSage  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:32:30pm

re: #537 Noam Sayin'

I got dust in my eye on that one.

Are you posting naked again?

547 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:32:32pm

re: #538 MandyManners

Who was FreebourneSecularia?

Oh, Mandy. You would have loved...it.

548 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:32:34pm

re: #539 rawmuse

"Havoc" is an old military order. It is an order to disorder. Really.

And decimate means you only killed one out of ten.

549 Bat Boy  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:32:37pm

re: #540 sngnsgt

Bill, Hil, and Monica!

Bat Boy wonders what the dog did to deserve that?

Bat Boy, out!

550 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:32:45pm

re: #542 Bat Boy

LMAO

551 carti3r  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:32:47pm

Ahh, The air is so fresh outside the egg shell.

552 Right mind left  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:33:11pm

re: #476 monkeytime

Welcome new Lizards!

Now make me a sandwich.

Peanut butter and banana? No, toasted cheese, right?

You know maybe egg salad would be more appropriate.

... crack myself up - hatchling...heh.

553 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:33:26pm
554 Bat Boy  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:33:29pm

re: #531 Stonemason

I guess being a lurker has its plusses, The G.P. is a sock puppet for....

oh heck, it's more fun to watch y'all try to figure it out even as he/she gives it away.

He. It could only be a he.

555 lifeofthemind  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:33:41pm

I'm not schizo
Yes I am
No I'm Not

Argues with self, loses argument - Definition of an Ensign.

556 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:33:49pm

LOLOL

557 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:33:53pm

re: #409 Guglielmo Priapo

This was beyond idiot. I mean, if Charles says you are getting on his one last nerve, and you keep it up, what do you expect?

558 rawmuse  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:33:56pm

re: #548 jcm

And decimate means you only killed one out of ten.

Yes, and for what was it a punishment?

559 Bat Boy  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:34:16pm

re: #550 Sharmuta

LMAO

Hiya, Shar! Check out my website - click on my nic. SFW!

560 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:34:30pm
561 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:34:38pm

kos's new crusade is Prop 8

562 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:34:55pm

re: #543 Typicalwhitey

What are you wearing Noam?

/WHAT?

Wearing?

We're supposed to wear stuff when we're posting?

563 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:34:59pm

re: #559 Bat Boy

Yer killin me.

564 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:35:17pm

re: #530 lifeofthemind

We called our cat Ben until it had kittens.

We called our cat Charlene until it didn't have kittens.

565 Athos  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:35:17pm

re: #385 Iron Fist

Wow, those are some names from the old past.....

566 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:35:17pm

It was a Lizard?

567 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:35:18pm

re: #562 Noam Sayin'

Wearing?

We're supposed to wear stuff when we're posting?

News to me!

568 saberry0530  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:35:23pm

re: #562 Noam Sayin'

Wearing?

We're supposed to wear stuff when we're posting?

At least a hat!

569 Bat Boy  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:35:28pm

re: #546 DesertSage

Are you posting naked again?

Bat Boy hangs upside down in his lair, naked, and posting!

Bat Boy, out!

570 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:35:46pm

re: #566 MandyManners

It was a Lizard?

In name only...temporarily...

571 Athos  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:35:56pm

re: #553 ploome hineni


gak, that is a name from ancient history

GMTA

572 Charles  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:35:56pm

coquimbojoe: I see what you're doing and I'm not sure what point you're trying to make, but I'm blocking that account.

573 lifeofthemind  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:35:59pm

re: #561 Typicalwhitey

kos's new crusade is Prop 8

Why would Kos want to limit his magnificence to monogomy?

574 rawmuse  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:36:06pm

Nekkid. Nekkid is better than naked.
Sounds dirtier.

575 DesertSage  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:36:30pm

Busted!

:')

576 albusteve  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:36:36pm

re: #562 Noam Sayin'

Wearing?

We're supposed to wear stuff when we're posting?

just wear a smile and all's well...
do not wear thin...

577 Dianna  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:36:40pm

re: #558 rawmuse

Yes, and for what was it a punishment?

Mutiny, or fleeing the enemy; the Romans were big on discipline.

578 monkeytime  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:36:43pm

re: #552 Right mind left

Grill Cheese and a cold Fat Tire
Thanks!

579 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:36:47pm

re: #538 MandyManners

Who was FreebourneSecularia?

I'm wondering too.
The first self-loving AH I came across was CharlyeSarte.

580 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:36:52pm

easy come
easy go

581 Stonemason  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:36:57pm

re: #572 Charles

coquimbojoe: I see what you're doing and I'm not sure what point you're trying to make, but I'm blocking that account.

Ding, ding, ding...the lurker had it!

582 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:37:06pm

re: #560 ploome hineni

what happened to secularia?

Who was secularia?

583 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:37:14pm

re: #558 rawmuse

Yes, and for what was it a punishment?

Cowardice or mutiny.

584 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:37:16pm

re: #579 reine.de.tout

I'm wondering too.
The first self-loving AH I came across was CharlyeSarte.

I miss the 3D chess.

585 notutopia  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:37:22pm

re: #497 Guglielmo Priapo

Priaprism? As in erect and stuck that way?

586 sngnsgt  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:37:48pm

re: #574 rawmuse

It's that double-letter word score. ;-)

587 rawmuse  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:37:49pm

re: #577 Dianna

It was a punishment on the local populace for the killing of a Roman Legionaire.
But it may have been used in other circumstances, including the ones you named.

588 Charles  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:37:53pm

And I'm about to block 'coquimboe' too, because you just wasted some of my time.

589 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:37:55pm

re: #532 JacksonTn

Well that's what they say in the Godfather. I'm also reminded of something that happened, IIRC, in Southern California. I don't remember all the details, but a Hell's Angel and couple of other guys (don't remember which MC) wrote out their wills before going into a convention and starting shooting. I guess you could call writing out your will in tandem with other people counts as a war council, too.

590 coquimbojoe  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:37:56pm

re: #572 Charles

coquimbojoe: I see what you're doing and I'm not sure what point you're trying to make, but I'm blocking that account.

Just saw the name and thought it would be a perfect nic. Just having fun. Sorry to worry any! Please don't block this one!

591 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:38:09pm

re: #585 notutopia

Him can't answer you now.........

592 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:38:18pm

re: #562 Noam Sayin'

Wearing?

We're supposed to wear stuff when we're posting?

Something to cut down the glare from your light-sabre would be nice.

593 AmericanMe  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:38:18pm

re: #478 carefulnow

Hi there! Do you know what a war council is?

You're on your own kid. Have no idea, I'm a reader and lurker mostly, but thought I'd say hello. :-)

594 Dianna  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:38:30pm

re: #590 coquimbojoe

Just saw the name and thought it would be a perfect nic. Just having fun. Sorry to worry any! Please don't block this one!

Oops.

595 DesertSage  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:38:34pm

re: #584 Sharmuta

I miss the 3D chess.

Who was that other one...the one who was a huge Hillary fan?

596 coquimbojoe  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:38:35pm

re: #588 Charles

And I'm about to block 'coquimboe' too, because you just wasted some of my time.

Sorry! Please don't!

597 Wishing  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:38:40pm

re: #491 notutopia

Like minds! I thought Guns N Ammo?
: )

They are already taking cues from Sarah!

598 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:38:46pm

re: #584 Sharmuta

I miss the 3D chess.

And the 167 IQ.

599 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:38:55pm

re: #595 DesertSage

Who was that other one...the one who was a huge Hillary fan?

That was Sandrine.

600 monkeytime  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:39:06pm

re: #551 carti3r

Ahh, The air is so fresh outside the egg shell.

Just watch who you are standing behind!

601 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:39:06pm

re: #598 reine.de.tout

And the 167 IQ.

Who could forget?!

602 notutopia  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:39:22pm

re: #539 rawmuse

CRY HAVOC!

603 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:39:23pm

re: #568 saberry0530

At least a hat!

"A hat should be removed in the presence of a lady, and never put on your head again. There is nothing more stupid than a hat."

- PJ O'Rourke

604 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:39:33pm

re: #592 MandyManners

Something to cut down the glare from your light-sabre would be nice.

Uh Mandy....that's a pen light............

605 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:39:40pm
606 carefulnow  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:39:50pm

re: #515 DesertSage
This Conrads?
[Link: local.yahoo.com...]
(Read the reviews.)

607 Athos  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:39:59pm

re: #599 Sharmuta

Yeah - good memory, Sharm.

608 Right mind left  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:40:08pm

re: #578 monkeytime

Grill Cheese and a cold Fat Tire
Thanks!

American or Cheddar? I trust a fat tire is amber ale and not a mountain bike...that would be real indigestion!

609 Killgore Trout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:40:32pm

I can't believe this is in NewsWeek.....
Is Obama the Antichrist?

Before Christ comes again, those who are saved will ascend to heaven, according to this end-times theology, in a huge, upward whoosh called the Rapture. Strandberg is so certain that the Rapture is coming, he's bought a number of Internet addresses in addition to RaptureReady: AntiAntichrist, Tribulationus and RaptureMe. In the event that RaptureReady crashes during the apocalypse, anyone who needs an update will, with a simple Google search, be able to get one. Strandberg says Obama probably isn't the Antichrist, but he's watching the president-elect carefully. On his Web site, he has something called the Rapture Index, a calculation based on signs and prophecy of the proximity of the end. According to Strandberg, any number over 160 means "fasten your seat belts." Obama's win pushed the index to 161.

Who will save us from the wingunts?

610 Dianna  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:40:32pm

re: #598 reine.de.tout

And the 167 IQ.

Yeah, yeah.

And I'm such a genius, but I can't make the formatting daemon leave me alone. What does that say?

I don't believe IQ tests any more. They keep insisting I'm multi-talented and a freakin' genius. I know I'm not.

611 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:40:45pm

re: #590 coquimbojoe

Oh, Joe! Naughty.

612 DesertSage  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:40:53pm

re: #599 Sharmuta

That was Sandrine.

Yes, Sandrine! What ever happened to her?

613 coquimbojoe  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:41:01pm

re: #605 ploome hineni

a poster freebourne secularia

a kook I think

/too many senior moments AND so many kooks,so little time

speaking of which

what's going on with cokojoe?

Just saw a Name upthread that would have been a great nic. since it was open reg, I thought i would try it..... Trying not to get in trouble.... But managing to anyway. Story of my life!

614 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:41:25pm

re: #605 ploome hineni

a poster freebourne secularia

a kook I think

/too many senior moments AND so many kooks,so little time

speaking of which

what's going on with cokojoe?

He registered a sock, Guglielmo Priapo, and has been toying with us.

615 DesertSage  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:41:35pm

re: #606 carefulnow

This Conrads?
[Link: local.yahoo.com...]
(Read the reviews.)

That be the one. Are you close?

616 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:41:39pm

re: #609 Killgore Trout

I can't believe this is in NewsWeek.....
Is Obama the Antichrist?


Who will save us from the wingunts?

Hey dood....the Illinois state lotter pick three was 666 the day after obama won LOLOL!

617 Dianna  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:41:45pm

re: #609 Killgore Trout

I can't believe this is in NewsWeek.....
Is Obama the Antichrist?

Who will save us from the wingunts?

I say the wingnuts and moonbats should unite! If nothing else, we could find all the gibbering in one place.

618 The Sanity Inspector  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:41:48pm

Welcome to the hatchlings. Be advised that one of the rules is that you have to visit the blogs of all the oldtimers. ;P

619 coquimbojoe  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:41:52pm

re: #611 MandyManners

Oh, Joe! Naughty.

Hiya Mandy! How's the boy?

620 bosforus  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:42:01pm

re: #596 coquimbojoe

Sorry! Please don't!

Coquimbo! Are you going insane?

621 rawmuse  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:42:21pm

re: #609 Killgore Trout

His name has 6 letters each

BARACK HUSSEI NOBAMA

6-6-6

There ya go.

622 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:42:26pm

re: #592 MandyManners

Something to cut down the glare from your light-sabre would be nice.

I'm just happy to see you.

623 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:42:26pm

re: #609 Killgore Trout

Wow

624 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:42:33pm
625 jaunte  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:42:35pm

re: #609 Killgore Trout

"In the event that RaptureReady crashes during the apocalypse, anyone who needs an update will, with a simple Google search..."

He may be wrong about whose side Google is on.
/

626 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:42:35pm

re: #604 Typicalwhitey

Uh Mandy....that's a pen light............

ROFLMAO!

627 coquimbojoe  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:42:37pm

re: #614 reine.de.tout

He registered a sock, Guglielmo Priapo, and has been toying with us.

But nicely, I've been toying nicely. And I didn't really try to hide it....

628 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:42:43pm

re: #566 MandyManners
re: #560 ploome hineni

Old, old troll from before we were even calling ourselves lizards, back in the day when Mommydoc was a frequent poster and ranbutan was "He Who Should Not Be Named". I think it didn't survive registration.

629 3 wood  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:42:45pm

Looks like Obama's going to have a $350 billion to play with for Christmas:

Source: Paulson Tells Congress Obama Will Control Half of Bailout Funds

WASHINGTON — The outgoing Bush administration has told top lawmakers it does not plan to use at least half of the $700 billion bailout fund that Congress approved this fall to aid the financial industry, congressional officials said Monday.

The Treasury Department denied the claim, but stopped short of saying the funds would be tapped.

The congressional officials said Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson passed the word over the weekend that he intends to leave $350 billion untouched when the administration leaves office on Jan. 20. That would mean the incoming Obama administration would decide whether and how the funds should be spent.

Ho boy, hand outs for every left wing loon group known to the moonbat world.

630 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:42:46pm

re: #621 rawmuse

His name has 6 letters each

BARACK HUSSEI NOBAMA

6-6-6

There ya go.

We're doomed. Doomed, I tells ya...

631 Killgore Trout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:42:47pm

re: #621 rawmuse

Oh, noes!

632 coquimbojoe  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:42:49pm

re: #624 ploome hineni

just a victim aren't you?

If only...

633 Opilio  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:43:26pm

The definitive When Did Cognito Get Banned timeline:

11/12/08 8:02 pm  Cog gets condescending (hard to believe)

11/12/08 8:03 pm  Phasers locked.

11/12/08 8:04 pm  Cog employs the "I know you are but what am I" defense

11/12/08 8:06 pm  Final Warning Delivered

11/12/08 8:10 pm  Cog gets indignant with a dash of self-righteousness

11/12/08 8:11 pm  Target Obliterated

634 Infidel_One  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:43:35pm

All this "naked" talk is making me very uncomfortable.
The thought of some big hairy dude with his naughty bits dangling in the wind
is very disturbing to my brain.
However...if you are between 22 and 40..in reasonably good shape and FEMALE
well I can deal with that.

635 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:43:35pm

re: #610 Dianna

Yeah, yeah.

And I'm such a genius, but I can't make the formatting daemon leave me alone. What does that say?

I don't believe IQ tests any more. They keep insisting I'm multi-talented and a freakin' genius. I know I'm not.

I've known people with very high IQ's who could not work a regular job. They had promise, but no self-discipline, no imagination, no drive.

It takes all sorts of things in a good combination to be successful at whatever it is you want to be successful at.

636 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:43:37pm
637 Athos  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:43:50pm

re: #610 Dianna

I'm convinced that the only ones who bloviate and get all excited over IQ are the hard core el cubos.....and they generally have to add 30 to their score in order to get it to match their ego and elitism. None of them are as smart as they think they are....otherwise they wouldn't be el cubos.

638 coquimbojoe  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:43:55pm

re: #624 ploome hineni

just a victim aren't you?

Hiya Ploomie, how are you? I lurk a lot lately cause I don't have time to post much.

639 carefulnow  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:44:04pm

re: #593 AmericanMe
I don't think I'm lurking, but I read more than I post. Thanks just the same!

640 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:44:05pm

re: #609 Killgore Trout

I can't believe this is in NewsWeek.....
Is Obama the Antichrist?

Who will save us from the wingunts?

God?

Seriously, these dipwads piss me off too. I can't think of one scriptural endtimer who makes a big public noise who is not in it for the money in the here and now.

641 CynicalConservative  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:44:07pm

re: #633 Opilio

LMAO!

642 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:44:12pm

re: #619 coquimbojoe

Hiya Mandy! How's the boy?

Asleep, I hope.

643 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:44:16pm

re: #630 J.D.

We're doomed. Doomed, I tells ya...

DOOMED!

644 Dianna  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:44:23pm

re: #624 ploome hineni

just a victim aren't you?

Of his own bad judgement.

However, since he's apologized to Charles, and Charles seems inclined to let it slide...I'm not going to be mean.

Provided, naturally, that it doesn't happen again. *Glances significantly at the violin case.*

645 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:44:30pm

Ranbutan. *phew* Whattaguy.

646 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:44:55pm

re: #610 Dianna

Yeah, yeah.

And I'm such a genius, but I can't make the formatting daemon leave me alone. What does that say?

I don't believe IQ tests any more. They keep insisting I'm multi-talented and a freakin' genius. I know I'm not.

What that makes you is someone who knows there limits, and that is a most valuable bit of knowledge to have.

647 notutopia  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:45:04pm

re: #597 Wishing

You Betcha!

648 Athos  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:45:25pm

re: #609 Killgore Trout

Has Alex Jones or Lew Rockwell bought Newsweak?

649 DesertSage  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:45:39pm

Ahh...hell, they called Reagan the anti-Christ also.

Why pay attention to these idiots?

650 monkeytime  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:45:57pm

I think we have some great new hatchlings!
nite lizards.

651 Dianna  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:46:26pm

re: #635 reine.de.tout

I've known people with very high IQ's who could not work a regular job. They had promise, but no self-discipline, no imagination, no drive.

It takes all sorts of things in a good combination to be successful at whatever it is you want to be successful at.

Indeed.

Which reminds me that I'm writing, and therefore anti-social. I'm going to finish this piece before the end of the month if it means I have to stay up late every night from now to the 30th.

Carry on!

652 AdamWebber  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:46:34pm

re: #629 3 wood

For a while there, it looked like Paulson was going to spend it all before EOY and keep it out of the new administration's reach. I guess I was just being hopeful.

/At least now I'll get my tank filled and rent paid.

653 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:46:39pm

re: #636 ploome hineni

remember the poster "beaver eater"?

/gak

NO!
Don't think I ever saw that one.
What an idiot nic.

654 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:46:46pm

re: #624 ploome hineni

just a victim aren't you?

Well, I did bring up the subject of a cognito sock puppet. I take partial responsibility.

I'm a bad influence.

Let this be a lesson to you newbies. When your ol' pal, Noam says something like, "Hold my beer. Watch this."

Leave the room.

Might be a good idea to wipe the place down, too.

655 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:46:51pm

re: #642 MandyManners

Asleep, I hope.

Our two year old earned a nic name last night. Beans, as in full of beans. She got up about 9 and came out, she made it very clear she did not want to go back to bed, she just wanted to hang out with mom. Wasn't fussy or cranky or acted sleepy, just wanted to have mom to herself without the other kids.

656 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:46:52pm

Where did Bat Boy go?

657 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:46:57pm

re: #622 Noam Sayin'

I'm just happy to see you.

I can tell.

658 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:47:03pm

re: #609 Killgore Trout

That's not any more crazy than the creepy Cultists that voted for Obama. Hell, Obama was practically calling himself Christ, and he's still sane enough to be POTUS. At least, no one is willing to stop him from taking office.

659 bellamags  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:47:11pm

re: #653 reine.de.tout

NO!
Don't think I ever saw that one.
What an idiot nic.

LOL

660 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:47:28pm
661 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:47:36pm

re: #656 Sharmuta

Where did Bat Boy go?

Somebodies sock, comes and goes.

662 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:47:36pm

re: #643 Sharmuta

Told ya.
:D

663 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:47:40pm

re: #628 Iron Fist

re: #560 ploome hineni

Old, old troll from before we were even calling ourselves lizards, back in the day when Mommydoc was a frequent poster and ranbutan was "He Who Should Not Be Named". I think it didn't survive registration.

The Ice Ages.

664 Dark_Falcon  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:47:46pm

re: #633 Opilio

The definitive When Did Cognito Get Banned timeline:

11/12/08 8:02 pm  Cog gets condescending (hard to believe)

11/12/08 8:03 pm  Phasers locked.

11/12/08 8:04 pm  Cog employs the "I know you are but what am I" defense

11/12/08 8:06 pm  Final Warning Delivered

11/12/08 8:10 pm  Cog gets indignant with a dash of self-righteousness

11/12/08 8:11 pm  Target Obliterated

That should be saved under 'LGF Tools' as a reminder of what not to say when posting.

665 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:47:48pm

re: #452 carefulnow


Welcome! Am in So Cal myself.

666 gmsc  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:47:50pm

re: #562 Noam Sayin'

Wearing?

We're supposed to wear stuff when we're posting?

re: #592 MandyManners

Something to cut down the glare from your light-sabre would be nice.

re: #604 Typicalwhitey

Uh Mandy....that's a pen light............

Well, they say the pen is mightier than the sword.

667 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:47:54pm
668 carefulnow  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:47:55pm

re: #615 DesertSage
About 50 miles close. Are there other Lizards you know of?

669 Xplodeit  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:48:22pm

Welcome newbies.

670 Athos  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:48:41pm

re: #645 J.D.

Ranbutan. *phew* Whattaguy.

Now that was a real POS....

671 CynicalConservative  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:49:02pm

re: #660 ploome hineni

ranbutan........ugh

one of the major wonks

along with the nodrog...that other individual who shall not be named but gives me hives,

who else...o yes viewfrom Ireland, now calling herself viewfromherass

we had some real doozies here

Speaking of doozies, where's JustMyView? Had some fun in the past sparring there....

672 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:49:23pm

re: #646 jcm

What that makes you is someone who knows there limits, and that is a most valuable bit of knowledge to have.

It also means she has the proper level of humility.

For instance, I am a genius, but no one would know it from what I say here.
Heh.

673 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:49:25pm

re: #633 Opilio

The definitive When Did Cognito Get Banned timeline:

11/12/08 8:02 pm  Cog gets condescending (hard to believe)

11/12/08 8:03 pm  Phasers locked.

11/12/08 8:04 pm  Cog employs the "I know you are but what am I" defense

11/12/08 8:06 pm  Final Warning Delivered

11/12/08 8:10 pm  Cog gets indignant with a dash of self-righteousness

11/12/08 8:11 pm  Target Obliterated

You are amazing!

674 lifeofthemind  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:49:31pm

I don't trust the online IQ tests ever since I saw the button that said for $5 extra not only will my IQ go up but I'll test as handsome and charming also.

675 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:49:38pm

re: #663 MandyManners

The Ice Ages.

Ooooo....that hurt!

676 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:49:40pm

re: #645 J.D.

You remember the posts where I said we could only have the conversation in Cyberspace because if they were face to face someone would get killed? The Rant Button was one of those people I was talking about.

677 bosforus  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:49:52pm

And oh yeah, welcome noobs, here's my welcome gift.

678 Typicalwhitey  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:50:01pm

re: #666 gmsc

Well, they say the pen is mightier than the sword.

You know we are just lying to spare your feelings when we say that ..........right?

679 Sharmuta  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:50:04pm

re: #664 Dark_Falcon

I stuck it in my favorites.

680 Dianna  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:50:11pm

re: #671 CynicalConservative

Speaking of doozies, where's JustMyView? Had some fun in the past sparring there....

Probably still hasn't recovered from the celebratory bender she/he went on.

Sadly, his/her hangover is just beginning.

681 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:50:11pm

re: #670 Athos

Now that was a real POS....

He lasted a lot longer than they do these days.

682 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:50:34pm

re: #655 jcm

Our two year old earned a nic name last night. Beans, as in full of beans. She got up about 9 and came out, she made it very clear she did not want to go back to bed, she just wanted to hang out with mom. Wasn't fussy or cranky or acted sleepy, just wanted to have mom to herself without the other kids.

She's making an important point, methinks.
I can recall times when I wanted my mom all to myself.

683 coquimbojoe  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:50:50pm

re: #667 ploome hineni

seems like a good plan...keep it up

Ouch!

684 gmsc  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:50:53pm

re: #678 Typicalwhitey

You know we are just lying to spare your feelings when we say that ..........right?

I plead the 5th.

685 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:51:00pm

re: #633 Opilio

Favorited (for a while). Great play-by-play.

686 CynicalConservative  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:51:05pm

re: #680 Dianna

Probably still hasn't recovered from the celebratory bender she/he went on.

Sadly, his/her hangover is just beginning.

Was thinking something along those lines. Well said!

687 Right mind left  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:51:06pm

re: #652 AdamWebber

For a while there, it looked like Paulson was going to spend it all before EOY and keep it out of the new administration's reach. I guess I was just being hopeful.

/At least now I'll get my tank filled and rent paid.

There should have been a clause in there to closeout the line of credit if it was not needed after all. So many bad loopholes in that piece of...uhhh...adjective-challenged...

What gets me is the treasury secretary and the committee have the power over the whole thing without any requirement for checks or balances, except to run it by their senate, maybe.

688 Athos  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:51:15pm

Some other older ones - EvolutionsEve, Minigun.....

689 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:51:33pm
690 carefulnow  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:51:42pm

re: #665 Pvt Bin Jammin
Thanks!

691 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:52:05pm

re: #676 Iron Fist

Oh, how well I remember.
You lent me a grenade, iirc...

692 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:52:12pm

re: #670 Athos

IIRC, he ferreted out Mommydoc's real name and tried to cause her problem at her job. A real Class act.

Low class, that is.

693 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:52:42pm
694 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:52:44pm
695 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:52:47pm

re: #690 carefulnow

You're welcome. Sage and I are the Conrad's folks. It's just a coffee shop type place but lots of nice folks go there & the drinks are great.

696 DesertSage  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:53:05pm

re: #668 carefulnow

About 50 miles close. Are there other Lizards you know of?

Pvt. Bin Jammin.

You should really talk to her about it....she runs the War Councils.

697 CynicalConservative  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:53:17pm

re: #689 ploome hineni

and.....
that other individual who shall not be named but gives me hives?

still out to lunch

what a loooooozer

Sorry to bring up bad memories... :-(

698 Right mind left  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:53:19pm

re: #665 Pvt Bin Jammin

Welcome! Am in So Cal myself.

Hey, I've been to So Cal, does that count?

Looks like you both are in the smoking section... : )

699 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:53:25pm

re: #688 Athos

Some other older ones - EvolutionsEve, Minigun.....

Wasn't EvolutionsEve Occasional Reader?

700 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:53:25pm

re: #691 J.D.

Those were the days :-)

701 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:53:39pm

No, it was someone else...

702 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:53:49pm

re: #696 DesertSage

LOL The War Council

703 bcgirl  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:54:01pm

cog is banned and there is a time line! ? geez i take a couple days off and all kind of things happened,, need to go read back,, welcome newbies,, i am out of beer and need to read back, i drink Michelob Ultra light
re: #673 MandyManners

You are amazing!

704 carefulnow  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:54:13pm

re: #695 Pvt Bin Jammin
Excellent. Is it a regular gathering?

705 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:54:13pm

re: #699 J.D.

Right Wing Conspirator, IIRC.

706 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:54:17pm

re: #655 jcm

Our two year old earned a nic name last night. Beans, as in full of beans. She got up about 9 and came out, she made it very clear she did not want to go back to bed, she just wanted to hang out with mom. Wasn't fussy or cranky or acted sleepy, just wanted to have mom to herself without the other kids.

Kids sometimes need Me time.

707 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:54:49pm

re: #693 ploome hineni

thank Charles

/whew

I think Charles' patience is wearing a bit thinner these days...not that that's a bad thing!

708 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:54:57pm

re: #698 Right mind left

It's the smoking section all right. Terrible air where I am and not even very close to the fires.

709 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:55:00pm

re: #682 reine.de.tout

She's making an important point, methinks.
I can recall times when I wanted my mom all to myself.

Very true....
We try hard to make sure everyone gets one on one, it's tough.

710 Athos  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:55:03pm

re: #699 J.D.

Now you have me trying to remember - or was it OR spoofing Eve after the original Eve was shown the door?

711 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:55:15pm
712 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:55:17pm

re: #705 Iron Fist

Right Wing Conspirator, IIRC.

Yes!
I always liked him...

713 bosforus  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:55:18pm

re: #683 coquimbojoe

Hey, cojo, i don't see you for weeks and when i do you're 3 inches away from getting the stick and getting trashed by ploome? What's up with that?

714 bellamags  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:55:32pm

I am watching the Barrett Jackson Auto Auction on the tube tonight and I just learned that the Plymouth Roadrunner's horn sounds just like the roadrunner "beep beep" on the cartoon. Never knew that.

715 lifeofthemind  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:55:54pm

Has anybody remembered to go over the HR paperwork with the hatchlings? Reviewed the benefits and liability plan? collected their direct deposit account information?

*sighs and sets up cash box, forms and sharpened tiny pencils

716 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:56:04pm

re: #704 carefulnow

We just show up two or three nights a week. LOL Friday or Saturday nights are usually good.

717 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:56:21pm

re: #707 J.D.

I think Charles' patience is wearing a bit thinner these days...not that that's a bad thing!

I think also he's done some things recently that have made it a bit easier to monitor things.

718 coquimbojoe  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:56:30pm

re: #694 taxfreekiller

CHARLES THIS ONE NEEDS A THREAD

oh my God this is rich,
I think I will be sick
These people voted.......

[Link: www.howobamagotelected.com...]

That is just stunning!

719 experiencedtraveller  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:56:36pm

re: #649 DesertSage

Ahh...hell, they called Reagan the anti-Christ also.

Why pay attention to these idiots?

And its a left wing rag...

720 MandyManners  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:56:41pm

re: #675 J.D.

I'm sorry!

721 Wishing  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:56:44pm

re: #677 bosforus

And oh yeah, welcome noobs, here's my welcome gift.

lolol

722 Abu Lahab  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:57:00pm

I'm so far from being an old lizard here, but I welcome the new hatchlings and I want to point out to one sentence in the disclaimer above that I really like:

REMEMBER: posting comments at LGF is a privilege, not a right.


Try not to lose it.

723 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:57:01pm

re: #706 MandyManners

Kids sometimes need Me time.

Yep, which is way we let her stay up.

724 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:57:04pm

re: #710 Athos

Iron Fist got it in #705^.

725 Right mind left  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:57:15pm

re: #708 Pvt Bin Jammin

It's the smoking section all right. Terrible air where I am and not even very close to the fires.


Sorry to hear that. Invest in a good respirator, may come in handy down the road : (

Hope everyone is okay. Get lots of marshmallows?

726 jcm  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:57:57pm

Gotta run gang,

High to all the hatchlings.

If a troll pops up save me plate.

727 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:58:17pm
728 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:58:32pm

re: #717 reine.de.tout

I think also he's done some things recently that have made it a bit easier to monitor things.

This place has changed so much since I came. It is a marvel to behold!

I don't even know what all this new stuff does...
I need a[nother] kid!

No...wait...

729 Right mind left  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:58:51pm

re: #726 jcm

Gotta run gang,

High to all the hatchlings.

If a troll pops up save me plate.

They'd be post-toasties!

I need to get off to bed, obviously. G'nite!

730 bcgirl  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:59:21pm

serioulsy, me to I just simply cannot believe that these people did not know who harry and nancy and barney were or that obama said and did the things they asked, I am not saying that those people are stupid, but i really did not know that i was that smart, and that gal inthe pink, the last thing she says,, maybe iam not as informed as i thought i was but it still would not change my vote. what a piece of work! i am going to to that web site though and read the rest, with a puke bucket by my side, and then share it with everyone i now,, my God, help us! evenof Obama does not completely ruin the country those wonderfuly informed people may find someone else to back for no apparent reason than he or she is pretty and speaks well, or is black


re: #694 taxfreekiller

CHARLES THIS ONE NEEDS A THREAD

oh my God this is rich,
I think I will be sick
These people voted.......

[Link: www.howobamagotelected.com...]

731 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 7:59:28pm

re: #561 Typicalwhitey

Tell him to put his money where his mouth is, and move to Massatschuttes and marry his boyfriend. Put up or shut up.

732 sngnsgt  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:00:00pm

re: #694 taxfreekiller

Wow, that's like heavy man.

733 JacksonTn  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:00:20pm

re: #589 Iron Fist

Well that's what they say in the Godfather. I'm also reminded of something that happened, IIRC, in Southern California. I don't remember all the details, but a Hell's Angel and couple of other guys (don't remember which MC) wrote out their wills before going into a convention and starting shooting. I guess you could call writing out your will in tandem with other people counts as a war council, too.

Pagans ...bad boys ...

[Link: www.jcs-group.com...]

The Pagans nodded and shook each other’s hands. Anticipating the worst, two had recently completed their wills. Others were wearing bulletproof vests. When Katona gave the word at roughly 3 p.m., they filed out into 10 vans, armed with baseball bats, ax handles, and knives. They had a bone to pick.

734 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:00:42pm

re: #720 MandyManners

I'm sorry!

Well *sniff* OK *sniff**sniff*.

735 David IV of Georgia  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:00:45pm

re: #644 Dianna

Of his own bad judgement.

However, since he's apologized to Charles, and Charles seems inclined to let it slide...I'm not going to be mean.

Provided, naturally, that it doesn't happen again. *Glances significantly at the violin case.*

This violin case ?

736 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:01:01pm

re: #712 J.D.

Me, too. So many good posters have gone by the wayside over the years. That's life, I reckon.

737 Athos  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:01:07pm

re: #726 jcm

Gotta run gang,

High to all the hatchlings.

If a troll pops up save me plate.

OK - you've got dibs on the first gamey buttock......

738 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:01:52pm
739 Dianna  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:01:58pm

re: #699 J.D.

Wasn't EvolutionsEve Occasional Reader?

I hope not.

EE was one of the few posters who ever caused me to completely lose my composure.

740 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:02:01pm

re: #727 ploome hineni

I won't breathe a word of it!

741 Opilio  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:02:14pm

re: #673 MandyManners

You are amazing!

Aw, shucks.

/just occupying my niche in the LGF ecosystem.

742 rawmuse  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:02:47pm

Today was a good day for me. There is a mountain that I climb once a week. I drive my car a short distance to a place where the State Park begins, then do my hike up the mountain. From that peak I can see 3 other mountains (Hamilton, Diablo and Tamalpais), and with almost unlimited visibility out to the Pacific Ocean like today, I can see the Farallon Islands.

Today I dispensed with the car. Walked from my house to the top of the mountain. That added 4 miles of city streets and about 5 thousand additional feet change in elevation, carrying a 12 lb rucksack.

I am pooped.

743 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:04:19pm

re: #725 Right mind left

There was a lizard who said he was close to the fires the other night but I can't recall his nic. Hope he's okay.

Moving to the next thread.

744 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:04:25pm

re: #736 Iron Fist

Can't say it hasn't been interesting!

745 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:05:15pm

re: #739 Dianna

It was all a joke.
He did a good job with it, though!

746 gop_patriot  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:05:57pm

re: #694 taxfreekiller

The idiots in that video, holy crap!

747 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:07:35pm

re: #723 jcm

Yep, which is way we let her stay up.

good for you!

748 bellamags  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:07:48pm

re: #694 taxfreekiller

CHARLES THIS ONE NEEDS A THREAD

oh my God this is rich,
I think I will be sick
These people voted.......

[Link: www.howobamagotelected.com...]

DAMN. that was good work.

749 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:08:01pm
750 Infidel_One  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:09:19pm

re: #694 taxfreekiller

CHARLES THIS ONE NEEDS A THREAD

oh my God this is rich,
I think I will be sick
These people voted.......

[Link: www.howobamagotelected.com...]

Holy Chit..I am a Canuck and could get all those questions right....
Maybe it's time for a political intelligence test to get a voter registration card.

751 Hobbes  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:09:42pm

re: #629 3 wood

Looks like Obama's going to have a $350 billion to play with for Christmas:

Source: Paulson Tells Congress Obama Will Control Half of Bailout Funds

Ho boy, hand outs for every left wing loon group known to the moonbat world.

I guess it wasn't that URGENT to get the bailout bill passed.

752 aainca  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:10:02pm

re: #698 Right mind left

Hey, I've been to So Cal, does that count?

Looks like you both are in the smoking section... : )

Something burning, I thought it was a bit smoggy.

753 WindHorse  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:10:19pm

TFK - thanks for that link....

that is truly amazing.... I will have to send this to my moonbat sister and see how she responds

754 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:10:43pm

re: #733 JacksonTn

I thought one of the Angels had an Uzi. I don't know whether it's my faulty memory or if that's the way the MSM reported the guy with a semi-automatic pistol.

I also remember the thing in Copenhagen with the RPG. Those dudes are all kind of serious.

755 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:11:40pm

re: #738 ploome hineni

I remember a Thom. I can't recall a "James".

756 Van Helsing  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:12:25pm

re: #694 taxfreekiller

CHARLES THIS ONE NEEDS A THREAD

oh my God this is rich,
I think I will be sick
These people voted.......

[Link: www.howobamagotelected.com...]

Kinda tells you what works in the media, doesn't it?
geez.

757 reine.de.tout  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:13:42pm

re: #749 ploome hineni

OT

it was a joke, we were just having fun.......don;t you have a sense of humor?

IT WAS A JOKE

/SPIT

double spit.

758 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:13:55pm
759 JacksonTn  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:15:35pm

re: #754 Iron Fist

I thought one of the Angels had an Uzi. I don't know whether it's my faulty memory or if that's the way the MSM reported the guy with a semi-automatic pistol.

I also remember the thing in Copenhagen with the RPG. Those dudes are all kind of serious.

You not losing it ...

As the Pagans fled, 100 police cruisers and two helicopters swarmed the scene. When they stopped and searched all 10 vans as well as the Vanderbilt, they found nearly 500 weapons, including a loaded Uzi, handguns and knives, a lipstick container with a hidden blade, plus “a large amount of cocaine.”

760 ggt  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:19:01pm

OMG!

I didn't give the hatchlings the BOOK CATEGORY OF THE SPIN-OFF LINKS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

/I guess, they'll just have to catch it on the next book thread.

761 Iron Fist  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:22:03pm

re: #759 JacksonTn

Serious people. I saw someone once around here that had Angels colors on their car, but I don't think we have a chapter around here. Outlaws, yes. Quite a few. And I used to work with a guy who was Southern Sons, I generally take a live and let live approach to them all.

762 Thanos  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:23:05pm

Wow, 760 deep and I missed the mayhem. Guess I shouldn't have walked the dogs after Dexter.

763 psyop  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 8:25:03pm

Just wanted to say hello to the bright, new lizards.....

764 Yankee Division Son  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 9:20:37pm

re: #269 mich-again

Maybe Charles can go back in time and make a thread out of that.

Dang. he just did!

Oh yea, so he did. The Lizard King knows all...

765 J.D.  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 9:33:02pm

I remember Thom.

One of my least favorites was Robert Brandtjen(sp?).
I think he bit the dust here...

766 Throbert McGee  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 10:47:00pm

re: #705 Iron Fist

Right Wing Conspirator, IIRC.

Yep, EvolutionsEve was RWC's long-term alter ego. He's a good guy and definitely one of the Discarded Lies regulars that I'm going to miss now that I'm banned there.

767 Throbert McGee  Mon, Nov 17, 2008 10:55:20pm

re: #26 Sharmuta

When is Talk Like a Marxist Day?

Аяяя, мэ нэаятiэs, sнivэя мэ тiмвэяs!

768 Sharmuta  Tue, Nov 18, 2008 1:53:18am

re: #767 Throbert McGee

LMAO!

769 rancher  Tue, Nov 18, 2008 4:09:55am

heya all Rustler here rancher regestered me but no activation email re4ceived betting he put his own email addy down.

770 rancher  Tue, Nov 18, 2008 4:12:08am

re: #26 Sharmuta
Every day from Jan 20 2009 until Jan 20 2013 : P

771 weimdog02  Tue, Nov 18, 2008 5:22:31am

Finally!

I've been a fan of LGF since 9/11 and never happened upon a registration opening, but last night I did. I kind fell like I won the lottery...woot!


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