Obama won? Pinch me.

Saudi oud fight

I wish the "Fed" was dead!

Maybe if we stop feeding it?

A fly landed in my beer (I'm on Germany time, remember).

Prost!

Ahhh... smell that fresh air!

Revenge is a dish best served cold--and will be more popular than ever as the Holidays approach.

re: #5 imploder

A fly landed in my beer (I'm on Germany time, remember).

Prost!

Tell it to spit it out, the bastard!

re: #2 Killgore Trout

Saudi oud fight

The giggling struck me funny!

I'm not believing anything the O says. Between now and inauguration he may be saying what he thinks will please people/make for a smooth transition etc. It'll be his actions in office that either condemn or enshrine him.
Not that there's much to hope for their either... this asshat is appointing clintonites most likely because the left looks at the clinton terms as "successful" and forgetting how they failed at nearly everything...
sigh...

Anger nogg?

re: #9 debutaunt

I think the MTV show "Jackass" must have been a big hit over there. There are tons of videos like that.

re: #11 taxfreekiller

Resist is growing about 4,000 per hr. now.

Join.

I thought that was futile... according to my political adviser, M.R. Borgs...

Turned in my papers for school, uggghhh! I'm not a math guy but sometimes I can't avoid it. I guess if you are working on an MBA you have to expect some math to come up (FIN501 for example).

I mean, c'mon, the CAPM was divined in the early 60s, the ABT in the early 70's, the Gordon Growth model in the 80s.

Give me a 2000 version of how to be flummoxed by factors that are totally unpredictable.

re: #10 anotherindyfilmguy

I said from the beginning, he's part of a machine and he'll reward the cronies--just like Bush did. Only Bush was and idiot and Comrade Barry is inspired.

I'm sure his SecDef pick will make Les Aspin look like von Moltke.

good afternoon there

check this one

[Link: wnd.com...]

re: #15 imploder

Turned in my papers for school, uggghhh! I'm not a math guy but sometimes I can't avoid it. I guess if you are working on an MBA you have to expect some math to come up (FIN501 for example).

I mean, c'mon, the CAPM was divined in the early 60s, the ABT in the early 70's, the Gordon Growth model in the 80s.

Give me a 2000 version of how to be flummoxed by factors that are totally unpredictable.

I have an undergrad degree in mgmt and an MBA. Had to take stinkin' sadistics, um I mean statistics twice!

PEDROIA!

Saudis label pirates 'terrorists' after $100m loss

Well well well...

The fog is in. We went from 75 degrees to 40 in a matter of seconds.

re: #21 Maximu§

Saudis label pirates 'terrorists' after $100m loss

Well well well...

What happened to the Saudi Navy?

The joys of inter-faith dialogue...
Baptist raises hell in Jewish dialogue

A BAPTIST pastor has admitted telling Jewish leaders that Jews were "going to hell" and faced a fate "worse than the Holocaust" because they had not accepted Jesus as their saviour.

But Pastor Kevin Harris of the Illawarra Community Baptist Church in Wollongong says his comments were "misunderstood and misquoted" in a mass email circulated yesterday by the chief of the NSW Jewish Board of Deputies, Vic Alhadeff.

Mr Harris, a US-trained minister from Virginia, said his comments applied to all people who rejected Jesus, not only Jews, and were based in scripture. "The Bible says that all have sinned and all are worthy of hell," he told the Herald. "That includes everyone, until we receive Jesus as our saviour.

You're doing it wrong.

re: #22 rawmuse

The fog is in. We went from 75 degrees to 40 in a matter of seconds.

28 in Tennessee...and I left New England to get away from the cold. Sigh.

Good golly, I've made one of the Mohammedan bloggers out there notice me. Have a look here at this post from a real authentic head-smackin' Caliphate lover (safe to click).

URL:
[Link: muhammadghazi.wordpress.com...]

Would appreciate some support from my fellow Lizards at that comment thread. Any one interested?

re: #23 Nevergiveup

What happened to the Saudi Navy?

The camels still won't use the snorkel.

As President-elect Barack Obama mulls appointing Hillary Clinton to be the nation's top diplomat, pressure is rising on husband Bill Clinton to lift the lid on his vast network of business and philanthropic connections around the globe.

I can't stay long but it seems to me that there are a lot of worse choices than Hillary as SoS, at least in regard to the Middle East.

re: #19 poopeedoo

I have an undergrad degree in mgmt and an MBA. Had to take stinkin' sadistics, um I mean statistics twice!

That's funny, statistics was the only math class I enjoyed. The version I took was not very advanced, just enough to satisfy the math requirement for a liberal arts major. Is the business school version very different?

re: #22 rawmuse

Thanks for the head's up.

I knew I shouldn't have worn sandals in November!

re: #27 Killgore Trout

The camels still won't use the snorkel.

Well i hear if you grab em by the balls...

re: #21 Maximu§

Saudis label pirates 'terrorists' after $100m loss

Well well well...

Let the Saudis figure it out on their own. I am tired of the US hauling their nuts out of the fire.

re: #2 Killgore Trout

Now that's punk rock :)

re: #16 calcajun

I said from the beginning, he's part of a machine and he'll reward the cronies--just like Bush did. Only Bush was and idiot and Comrade Barry is inspired.

I'm sure his SecDef pick will make Les Aspin look like von Moltke.

I served under:

Weinberger
Carlucci III
Cheney
Aspin
Perry
Cohen

and (drumroll please)

Rummy

We always said about shitty bosses, be patient, they'll leave.

re: #31 Nevergiveup

Well i hear if you grab em by the balls...

Can't

The owner's head keeps getting in the way.

re: #29 doppelganglander

That's funny, statistics was the only math class I enjoyed. The version I took was not very advanced, just enough to satisfy the math requirement for a liberal arts major. Is the business school version very different?

I believe they are much the same. Just when I thought I was understanding a statistics concept... whammo... wrong answer. Oh well, I managed to squeek by and I'll never have to take it again ~ woo-hoo!

re: #30 Dianna

Thanks for the head's up.

I knew I shouldn't have worn sandals in November!

You're probably still in the sun. For me, the visibility just went from unlimited to about 30 feet.

re: #4 taxfreekiller

I just got that same email. It looks like the numbers are increasing daily.

Grrr! I resized the photo but all I get is this messege: Error: no file selected for uploading! Grrr. What am I doing wrong!

re: #36 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Eewww.

re: #41 conservativeChick

Grrr! I resized the photo but all I get is this messege: Error: no file selected for uploading! Grrr. What am I doing wrong!

Well the general consensus is that we like your old picture?

re: #11 taxfreekiller

JOINED.
thanks

re: #17 winston06

good afternoon there

check this one

[Link: wnd.com...]

Hi Winston06 - Do you think the modern liberal has a chemical or genetic imbalance, or maybe just spoiled upbringing?

re: #37 poopeedoo

I believe they are much the same. Just when I thought I was understanding a statistics concept... whammo... wrong answer. Oh well, I managed to squeek by and I'll never have to take it again ~ woo-hoo!

I had to take an (effin') class called "Quantitative Reasoning" for my undergrad business degree, and check this: my advisor assigned it to me as an elective course!

Fortunately a good friend of mine is a meteorologist and he was quick with the numbers. He tutored me (and dusted off some old math in his head, as well). It was the only class I really needed outside help with for my undergrad stuff.

re: #37 poopeedoo

I believe they are much the same. Just when I thought I was understanding a statistics concept... whammo... wrong answer. Oh well, I managed to squeek by and I'll never have to take it again ~ woo-hoo!

Congratulations. I know being told that my math classes transferred to my BA and no further credits were needed was a great moment in my life.

re: #25 Wishing
WTH!
It's sunny and warm in Central Utah... and I'm at almost a mile
high!
I know,Iknow I won't get used to it!

Did the earth get bumped off it's axis on Nov 4th!

re: #27 Killgore Trout

The camels still won't use the snorkel.

funny!

re: #4 taxfreekiller

Stand up resist.

[Link: www.grassfire.net...]

How do we know that site is for real?
Could be Rahm Emmanuel getting us to sign up for re-education camps.

Drive by posting -

For those who haven't read this heart warming story from Michael Yon

[Link: pajamasmedia.com...]

You might want to drop Bashar a welcome to America email.

I wrote him and encouraged him to spread the word about Saturday's Iraq war victory celebration.

re: #48 doppelganglander

Congratulations. I know being told that my math classes transferred to my BA and no further credits were needed was a great moment in my life.

If you don't mess with it much, you forget the basics, like do the multiplication in an equation before anything else. Is that right?

re: #21 Maximu§

Saudis label pirates 'terrorists' after $100m loss

Well well well...

Now we know how to really piss off the Saudis. Hit them in the wallet. Go figure.

re: #51 rawmuse

How do we know that site is for real?
Could be Rahm Emmanuel getting us to sign up for re-education camps.

No, you'll know it's your turn when they knock on your door at 3:00AM.

Re #19 - poopeedo

I took a statistics course in college, so I could apply the credits either to my bus. adm. major or a possible math minor. Almost flunked it. Worst I ever did in a class. Ugh.

re: #55 Nevergiveup

No, you'll know it's your turn when they knock on your door at 3:00AM.

They don't have to knock on my door. I have the threshold rigged to ring a bell and start recording on a web cam as soon as a foot falls on it.

I have been "gang-saved" one too many times around here.

re: #56 Sloppy

Re #19 - poopeedo

I took a statistics course in college, so I could apply the credits either to my bus. adm. major or a possible math minor. Almost flunked it. Worst I ever did in a class. Ugh.

I was very pissed to find out that there are equations to run in marketing. WTF?

re: #13 Killgore Trout

I think the MTV show "Jackass" must have been a big hit over there. There are tons of videos like that.

They need some sort of physical contact.

re: #51 rawmuse

How do we know that site is for real?
Could be Rahm Emmanuel getting us to sign up for re-education camps.

It is; you all fell for my evil plot! Muhahaha.

re: #56 Sloppy

Re #19 - poopeedo

I took a statistics course in college, so I could apply the credits either to my bus. adm. major or a possible math minor. Almost flunked it. Worst I ever did in a class. Ugh.

Same here, worst grade I ever got in my engineering studies was in probablity and statistics. Hated it, couldn't figure out why I couldn't figure it out.

re: #61 turn

Same here, worst grade I ever got in my engineering studies was in probablity and statistics. Hated it, couldn't figure out why I couldn't figure it out.

Classic! Accounting sucks, too. Although I made an A in it. Don't ask me how. I tried pretty hard.

re: #59 Ben Hur

They do seem to have a sense of humor despite their crappy religious hangups about it.

re: #55 Nevergiveup

No, you'll know it's your turn when they knock on your door at 3:00AM.

I don't think that it will go that way. I think that the migration to the camps will be triggered by a chanting Obama over loud speakers.
Resistence of course will be futile, cause you know that he is so persuasive. We all just go willingly & get our attitude adjustments.

re: #61 turn

Same here, worst grade I ever got in my engineering studies was in probablity and statistics. Hated it, couldn't figure out why I couldn't figure it out.

Hey what are the odds of 3 guys hating the same course?

re: #64 opnion

I don't think that it will go that way. I think that the migration to the camps will be triggered by a chanting Obama over loud speakers.
Resistence of course will be futile, cause you know that he is so persuasive. We all just go willingly & get our attitude adjustments.

Wait till they start playing recitations of "Boots" by Rudyard Kipling over the newly installed loudspeakers in your town.

/paranoia off

re: #62 imploder

Classic! Accounting sucks, too. Although I made an A in it. Don't ask me how. I tried pretty hard.

Never had to take an accounting class, had economic analysis which was very valuable.

re: #57 rawmuse

If your not kidding... That's a great set up!

re: #65 Nevergiveup

Hey what are the odds of 3 guys hating the same course?

infinitesimal? Let's run the numbers.

re: #63 Killgore Trout

They do seem to have a sense of humor despite their crappy religious hangups about it.

I guess it's an outlet.

New evidence proves scientists wrong and they are happy about it...
Kangaroo genes close to humans

Australia's kangaroos are genetically similar to humans and may have first evolved in China, Australian researchers said Tuesday.

Scientists said they had for the first time mapped the genetic code of the Australian marsupials and found much of it was similar to the genome for humans, the government-backed Center of Excellence for Kangaroo Genomics said.
...
"We thought they'd be completely scrambled, but they're not. There is great chunks of the human genome which is sitting right there in the kangaroo genome," Graves said, according to AAP.

Humans and kangaroos last shared an ancestor at least 150 million years ago, the researchers found, while mice and humans diverged from one another only 70 million years ago.

Science!

Re - Turn and imploder

And I'm not that dumb. I got As in some tough courses and eked my way through calculus and physics. Statistics is of the devil.

re: #65 Nevergiveup

Hey what are the odds of 3 guys hating the same course?

Haha, don't have a clue! Man I can't remember anything about that class other than the big fat D I got. I did great in every other math class, and I took a whole hell of a lot of math to get my engineering degree.

See ya all later, time to go walk the black lab along the american.

re: #67 turn

Never had to take an accounting class, had economic analysis which was very valuable.

I learned this in accounting: accountants don't know wtf they are doing
(there are about three or four different ways to account for things, the way a company accounts for things on its legal paper, its balance sheets, its cashflows, revenues, etc., are reported different than the way they account for things internally).

I'm filled with confidence in accounting. GAAP yo! Beer!

re: #71 Killgore Trout

I certianly din't get Kangaroo genes!
Can't hit a jumpshot for shit!

re: #43 Nevergiveup

Fine I well keep the old photot then seeing how everybody likes it.

re: #76 taxfreekiller

Act like a BS artist, talks like a BS artist, well it must be the new president of these United States.
/crying, God Help Us and this country!/

re: #53 imploder

If you don't mess with it much, you forget the basics, like do the multiplication in an equation before anything else. Is that right?

I'm pretty good up to about sixth grade math. I can even factor and reduce fractions. From algebra, I remember how to factor and solve a quadratic equation. (Yes, you multiply first.) I know a little geometry and I can recognize a Cartesian graph, but that's about it, aside from some statistics and probability concepts. My daughter is taking calculus and I could not even reliable tell you what calculus is.

re: #46 ploome hineni

yeah, John fkn Kerry, Cynthia McKinney, David Duke

Barney the Dinosaur...

re: #71 Killgore Trout

New evidence proves scientists wrong and they are happy about it...
Kangaroo genes close to humans

That makes me hopping mad

re: #68 RELOADINGISNOTAHOBBY

If your not kidding... That's a great set up!

Not kidding. My studio is in the back. I got the cam right here. I don't walk all the way out front for nothing, you know.

re: #74 imploder

I learned this in accounting: accountants don't know wtf they are doing
(there are about three or four different ways to account for things, the way a company accounts for things on its legal paper, its balance sheets, its cashflows, revenues, etc., are reported different than the way they account for things internally).

You are so right it's all about transaction posting to proper accounts. In many cases, accountants have little knowledge about you business and how you run it. That is the main reason I do all of the accounting and tax forms for my business. My accountant only does my end of year closing and corporate tax.

re: #81 A Kiwi Infidel

It should put a spring in your step.

The nutball "pirates" (other wise known as Al Queda, etc) are taking ships on the open oceasn while Iran is devolping nukes. But if your a liberal and you live in NYC, its all cool. Why worry. The defense budget needs cuts and we should open the borders more. We need more democrats.
I always though that people who smoked while filling gasoline cans where stupid, being a fireman at that time. Now I think they were left-wing liberals. These leftist are even dumber. If your smart, and live in NYC, move. If you are from New Jersey, you may be down wind when it goes. Remeber, Bill was more worried about that lipstick lesbian getting mad about Monica then he was about getting Osama after his earlier attack at our embassies. He would never attack us again. Why worry about the first truck bombing of the World Trade Center. They would never do it again, right?

Hey, pass me the bong, i need a smoke...

re: #78 conservativeChick

Act like a BS artist, talks like a BS artist, well it must be the new president of these United States.
/crying, God Help Us and this country!/

Don't cry, he wont be able to get away with too much ;-)

[Link: www.washingtonpost.com...]

re: #51 rawmuse
That thought went throught my mind as I was signing up...

re: #46: ploome hineni

Jim Jones? Or is he still dead?

re: #69 imploder

infinitesimal? Let's run the numbers.

Nooo!

/running around in circles waving hands in air.

re: #62 imploder

Classic! Accounting sucks, too. Although I made an A in it. Don't ask me how. I tried pretty hard.

I had to take accounting (I and II) for undergrad and grad school, too. Waaay better than statistics!

re: #5 imploder

just openned a bottle of chimay ale better than any german beer i ever had.

re: #30 Dianna
Heck, Dianna dahling, if your part of the City is as warm as mine, sandals would work! Its warm down in the Mission, believe me!
(Must go back lurking before law firm stalkers find me here again! Figure they won't be looking for me here.)

Smooches to all - I miss you guys!

re: #87 CalBear84 Will you be at Memorial Stadium Saturday to watch us whip Stanford?

Here's the thug scumbag who murdered one of our sergeants. Just wanted to put a name to the face.

re: #93 Carolina Girl

Hi CG.
Alas I will be at home.
Go BEARS!

Actually, psychologists will tell you that feeding anger just makes you more angry. If Emily had ever married, she would have discovered that to be true during her first fight with her husband. The only way to deal with anger is to realize that it's a dead end.

# 96 "Actually, psychologists will tell you that feeding anger just makes you more angry..."

1. Exactly right. This is part of what Theodore Dalrymple calls "the static electricity" view of human nature; anger, or lust, or whatever just builds up and needs some sort of release. The theory, if we can call it that, could not be more wrong.

2. Here goes Charles again showing his cultural leftism.

"With Bold Knife and Fork!"

re: #97 Sorge

re: #96 amateurpundit

Obviously you have never had your own person or family threatened with bodily (potentially FATAL) harm. Thats the difference between liberals and conservatives. Liberals, (Basically the NEW and improved PROGRESSIVE commies from the 50's) are all about Peace Love and understanding...THE GOVERNMENT WILL PROTECT
(pass the joint)...WWWHHHOOOAAHHH [Link: WWWOOAAH...]
Oh and spare me the lame vaporous grouping of "Clinicians" whatever the medical Ident to make your point "SEEM" more valid. Boring commie shell games from what ?, the "50's!" Not so progressive when you peel off the glossy outer shell, ain't that correct comrade? By subverting GOOD anger that stimulates the brain to action to combat the wrong(based on the moral principles of a Judea-Chirstian construct that was the foundation of this greatest nation) by whatever means necessary within the law of this land! (remember human nature pre PC?) Proves my point that the term ("PROGRESS") has been high-jacked and it most certainly ain't all "double plus good."

Damn, you trolls so bore me