Send them to Nancy Pelosi's house!

Anyway we pick it, Change!

That seems to have fixed the problem. My work here is done.

What's this? A do-over?

I think Barney Frank has a basement all decked out doesn't he?

Deja Vu or do I need sleep?

I voted for tent city twice. And I didn't even need ACORN's help!

I was thinking that answer before I saw it offered.

Burning Man Festival. Now in DC!

My first post, so just sayin' hello.

re: #10 i poop u scoop

Hello.

One tent city on the White House lawn, another at the Vice President's residence, and each Democrat in congress required to allow one to reside in their guest bedroom.

This may sound silly but when it comes to enemy POWs and stolen Hummers, has anyone considered putting tracking devices on them? Drug them, implant beneath the skin, you know, like the stuff I see them do on the National Geographic channel.

Barack Obama has pledged to make it a priority to close the detention camp in Guantanamo Bay.

At least we know that Guantanamo Bay will remain open, then.

Some one remind me how many of these knuckle heads we have.

Do we have to comment in the same order as last time?

Howdy, IPUS!

re: #10 i poop u scoop

My first post, so just sayin' hello.

Welcome!

re: #3 Charles

That seems to have fixed the problem. My work here is done.

Not quite. Where's Luap Nor?
/

The one chance I get to change my vote, and I don't want to.

re: #10 i poop u scoop

My first post, so just sayin' hello.

I gave you a karma point, just for popping your head up. : )

re: #10 i poop u scoop

My first post, so just sayin' hello.

Welcome aboard! Virtual drinks are on you!

re: #10 i poop u scoop

My first post, so just sayin' hello.

hello

re: #13 Jason X

This may sound silly but when it comes to enemy POWs and stolen Hummers, has anyone considered putting tracking devices on them? Drug them, implant beneath the skin, you know, like the stuff I see them do on the National Geographic channel.

Hey! Great idea...but it would violate their "civil liberties", no? They'll do it to us before they'll do it to them, I'd bet.

re: #22 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

Welcome aboard! Virtual drinks are on you!

The FNDT now has virtual drinks? WTF?

That's not the LGF I knew!

As long as the tent city is secure, I'll go with that. Then again, the terrorist animals would be in deep sh*t in some DC 'hoods.

Just imagine the mayhem on Coronation Day.

re: #13 Jason X

This may sound silly but when it comes to enemy POWs and stolen Hummers, has anyone considered putting tracking devices on them? Drug them, implant beneath the skin, you know, like the stuff I see them do on the National Geographic channel.

What are you, some kind of Evil Republican Meanie?

This is the dawning of the Age of Obama. We won't have those horrible intelligence agencies doing mean things to people any more.

You know, them cosmetics companies can't use lab rats anymore, know what I mean.

BTW, there's this new product out there called Soylent Green...//

Witness against Stevens says he lied on stand

[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

Now ain't that just dandy?

RON PAUL!

Ummmm Charles, I tried clicking the "Shoot them" box and it did not register.

re: #10 i poop u scoop

My first post, so just sayin' hello.

You know mama winger, by any chance?

/just poop.

re: #26 JammieWearingFool

As long as the tent city is secure, I'll go with that. Then again, the terrorist animals would be in deep sh*t in some DC 'hoods.

Just imagine the mayhem on Coronation Day.

Proposed new poll: Which network will be the first to slip on air and refer to Inauguration Day as "Coronation Day"?

re: #27 Last Mohican

Right! Just be nice to them and they'll be fine.
Why isn't he sending the girls to DC Public Schools?

re: #26 JammieWearingFool

As long as the tent city is secure, I'll go with that. Then again, the terrorist animals would be in deep sh*t in some DC 'hoods.

Just imagine the mayhem on Coronation Day.

speaking of Coronation Day . . . . , do you think O and Michelle will walk the route?

re: #15 rawmuse

Some one remind me how many of these knuckle heads we have.

/As of November 10, 2008, approximately 250 detainees remained at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba

My first post here as well so, gonna keep it simple. Treat the prisoners EXACTLY the way the Geneva Convention (that the left keeps insisting we follow) states we should treat enemy combatants who are captured out of uniform while engaged in acts of war.

Someone more familiar with the specifics please feel free to correct me but I believe it runs something along the lines of summary execution for espionage?

Failing that, I second DesertSage's idea.

Obama also intends to withdraw the troops from Iraq. Is he also going to take away their guns?

re: #27 Last Mohican

What are you, some kind of Evil Republican Meanie?

This is the dawning of the Age of Obama. We won't have those horrible intelligence agencies doing mean things to people any more.

At least not to foreigners. Who knows what they might do at home. Let me adjust my tin-foil hat.

re: #15 rawmuse

Some one remind me how many of these knuckle heads we have.

Let's see...Obama, Biden, Pelosi, Reid, Clinton (Both), Frank, Kennedy, Dodd, Durbin, Jackson Jr., Conyers, Waters, Lee, Moran, Miller, Kerry..I'll get back to you with the rest.
/Give a day or three.

re: #35 Killian Bundy

/As of November 10, 2008, approximately 250 detainees remained at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba

thanks

re: #34 outsidephilly

speaking of Coronation Day . . . . , do you think O and Michelle will walk the route?

What's the route? From the police car to the precinct house?
//////

re: #40 outsidephilly

thanks

How about walk them to the front gate and give them Fidel's address?

re: #26 JammieWearingFool

As long as the tent city is secure, I'll go with that. Then again, the terrorist animals would be in deep sh*t in some DC 'hoods.

Just imagine the mayhem on Coronation Day.

Might as well be as secure as a tent city. It's no less dangerous than Obama's other possible ways he could actually follow through on his promise to close Gitmo.

re: #12 capitalist piglet

One tent city on the White House lawn, another at the Vice President's residence, and each Democrat in congress required to allow one to reside in their guest bedroom.

That would be interesting. The Constitution forbids the housing of soldiers in peace time unless prescribed by law, so I'd love to see how the left would handle housing terrorists. I bet we'd see a dramatic, overnight shift in how the left views these men if they had to house them and there's no way they'd pass a law that they would be the providers.

Let's release them to all of those stinkin' sanctuary cities.

Well since there are only 250 of them, lets divide them up between the democratic senators, let them take them home and take care of them, like exchange students.

re: #33 FightingBack

Right! Just be nice to them and they'll be fine.
Why isn't he sending the girls to DC Public Schools?

Because no one in their right mind would voluntarily send their children do a public DC school mate..

How about a fourth option: Enslave them to Mary Kay cosmetic sales reps for a period of 5 years. Use them as models for face scrubbers, emulsifiers, and the various creams used in a demonstration.

re: #31 JammieWearingFool

You know mama winger, by any chance?

/just poop.

No. The nic came to me while I was wondering what my dog was trying to communicate to me when I took him out for a walk this morning. Silly, I know.

Charles for President. Also please not that terrorists are no longer shipped to Gitmo. Jeez, is that because we aren't capturing any more terrorists? Or are we sending them elsewhere - or is there a "none of the above" option?

re: #46 bellamags

Well since there are only 250 of them, lets divide them up between the democratic senators, let them take them home and take care of them, like exchange students.

Now, THAT's an idea which MUST be considered!

re: #47 LoFlyer

Because no one in their right mind would voluntarily send their children do a public DC school mate..

Jimmy carter did. Oh you said in their right mind...sorry...your correct.

Give them a computer that is firewalled so the only site they can get to is dailykos.com. They'll be begging to go back to Guantanamo within a week.

If this this gets you down just meditate on this instead.

Drinking time.

I voted to release them in their home countries. Since most of their home countries refuse to take them back, the release will have to happen from 35,000 feet. I'm so nice I think we should even give each one a functional parachute.

Bon voyage!

re: #47 LoFlyer

Yes, but. He can improve the school, right? The kids who have to go there are Americans, too, aren't they? The kids from Sidwell can share the wealth?

Let's turn them over to the City of San Francisco to work in the Up Your Alley street fair.

re: #26 JammieWearingFool

As long as the tent city is secure, I'll go with that. Then again, the terrorist animals would be in deep sh*t in some DC 'hoods.

Just imagine the mayhem on Coronation Day.

Coronation day? Does the coronation happen after the clouds part, legions of angels play trumpets and sing and he descends on a rainbow whilst riding on the back of a unicorn? Does the rapture happen then? Will they be serving vegan meals? And, do I have to order one early?

I have misplaced my souvenir coronation schedule.

Need a glass a wine.

Woo-hoo! I voted twice. Now I truly know what it is like to be a St. Louis democrat.

OR we could give them to Cindy Sheehan and the code pink freaks to take care of.

re: #45 P. Aaron

Let's release them to all of those stinkin' sanctuary cities.

Austin, Texas is a sanctuary city and they would put them in east Austin. Typical libs.

Not only should we send them to Nancy Pelosi's house, we should fit them with explosive ankle bracelets in case they try to leave.

re: #56 FightingBack

Yes, but. He can improve the school, right? The kids who have to go there are Americans, too, aren't they? The kids from Sidwell can share the wealth?

That should make for some interesting parent mixers, considering most of those parents will be involuntarily sharing their wealth thanks to Barry.

re: #32 gmsc

Proposed new poll: Which network will be the first to slip on air and refer to Inauguration Day as "Coronation Day"?

It'll be MSNBC, hands down. While Channel flipping the other night I caught a bit of news over there and was ill afterwards.

re: #46 bellamags

Well since there are only 250 of them, lets divide them up between the democratic senators, let them take them home and take care of them, like exchange students.

Haar! It will be a cultural exchange thing! And we will get rid of a lot of excess socialist congressman and senators who strongly believe in gun-control, unlike the exchange students...

Why don't we just open up the gate at Gitmo and let them wonder off into Cuba proper. I mean Castro did that to us once. Now who was President when Castro fucked us that time....hum?...let me see....oh yeah the same guy who sent his kid to the DC Public School?

re: #59 NYCHardhat

Need a glass a wine.

Yes.

re: #55 funky chicken

I voted to release them in their home countries. Since most of their home countries refuse to take them back, the release will have to happen from 35,000 feet. I'm so nice I think we should even give each one a functional parachute.

Bon voyage!

That occurred to me, too. NOBODY wants these vermin, except Al Qaeda and the moonbat Left!

re: #63 DesertSage

Not only should we send them to Nancy Pelosi's house, we should fit them with explosive ankle bracelets in case they try to leave.

You know her husband infamously selects her clothes for her. I read it in an interview with her. Creepy. "He likes a certain look."

re: #49 i poop u scoop

You have twice as many karma points as you do comments.

re: #56 FightingBack

Yes, but. He can improve the school, right? The kids who have to go there are Americans, too, aren't they? The kids from Sidwell can share the wealth?

I can't believe I'm defending CBBHO and WAB but, their job as parents is to make sure their kids the best education available.

It's Friday! So what is everyone drinking? I'm having bottles a glass Martini and Rossi Asti myself. *hic*

re: #65 Pvt Bin Jammin

It'll be MSNBC, hands down. While Channel flipping the other night I caught a bit of news over there and was ill afterwards.

Hey y'all, tomorrow is Victory In Iraq Day . . . . . . .

To be fair; McCain was going to close Gitmo too.

re: #32 gmsc

Proposed new poll: Which network will be the first to slip on air and refer to Inauguration Day as "Coronation Day"?

I prefer to call it Ascension Day

re: #70 DistantThunder

You know her husband infamously selects her clothes for her. I read it in an interview with her. Creepy. "He likes a certain look."

You mean the "Gloria Swanson meets Night of the Living Dead" look?

re: #56 FightingBack

Yes, but. He can improve the school, right? The kids who have to go there are Americans, too, aren't they? The kids from Sidwell can share the wealth?

We are pouring money into a black hole mate. Education must be fixed and it will not happen under the upcoming administration.

re: #67 Nevergiveup

Why don't we just open up the gate at Gitmo and let them wonder off into Cuba proper. I mean Castro did that to us once. Now who was President when Castro fucked us that time....hum?...let me see....oh yeah the same guy who sent his kid to the DC Public School?

Open the gate and leave the island. What a wonderful idea. Lets hope Bush thinks of this soon

re: #77 livefreeor die

You mean the "Gloria Swanson meets Night of the Living Dead" look?

There you go.

re: #70 DistantThunder

You know her husband infamously selects her clothes for her. I read it in an interview with her. Creepy. "He likes a certain look."

OK. nope. that is fking weird. no way will a dude i am sleeping with be able to pick out a proper ensemble.

re: #35 Killian Bundy

OK I'll go on the record.
Half of that number will be living among us in the US in 3 years or less.
Another 100 will serve short sentences, maybe time off for time already served.
The hard core ones will end up in Super Max.

re: #70 DistantThunder

You know her husband infamously selects her clothes for her. I read it in an interview with her. Creepy. "He likes a certain look."

Did he also fix it so that she cannot completely blink her eyes?

re: #70 DistantThunder

You know her husband infamously selects her clothes for her. I read it in an interview with her. Creepy. "He likes a certain look."

EEEW. Now I'm blind.

re: #81 bellamags

OK. nope. that is fking weird. no way will a dude i am sleeping with be able to pick out a proper ensemble.

Maybe he is bisexual.

re: #74 outsidephilly

Hey y'all, tomorrow is Victory In Iraq Day . . . . . . .

Indeed it is! I'm going to download one of those bumper sticker type things at Zombie's site to put in my car tomorrow.

Seriously? Go ahead and hold trials. Ask prospective jurors if they've contemplated suicide recently. Accept only those who indicate they're determined to go through with it. That way, but only in that way, you can get a jury that isn't intimidated.

Next, you need an 80 year old judge who isn't senile but who has terminal cancer and wants to move things right along.

Where you find the prosecutor I don't know.

And give them a William Kunstler for defense counsel. If he wins the case, he's lived up to his highest ideals. If he loses, he earns the undying gratitude of al Qaeda for a good effort. And I have a bridge in Brooklyn I could sell ya for cheap.

re: #75 Killgore Trout

To be fair; McCain was going to close Gitmo too.

. . . which is why I held my nose while voting for him. Yecch.

re: #72 MandyManners

What's wrong with Public Schools? They have Union contracts, and they don't teach religion, and they instill liberal principles, and I could go on and on and on.
He's a hypocrite to send his kids to Private Schools.

re: #85 DistantThunder

Maybe he is bisexual.

ya think? too feminine. that is a TOTAL turnoff. gross. he probably wears panties.

re: #73 monkeytime

It's Friday! So what is everyone drinking? I'm having bottles a glass Martini and Rossi Asti myself. *hic*

That would be a 40oz Colt 45 Malt liquor over here. Nothing but the best for me.

re: #72 MandyManners

I can't believe I'm defending CBBHO and WAB but, their job as parents is to make sure their kids the best education available.

Absolutely, but then don't lecture the rest of us. It's the old do as I say not as I do?

re: #70 DistantThunder

You know her husband infamously selects her clothes for her. I read it in an interview with her. Creepy. "He likes a certain look."

Does it bother anyone else that the Speaker of the House doesn't dress herself and lets her husband do it? My hubby wouldn't dare suggest selecting my clothes for me.

Hi, Milly Bayes here with a great offer to brighten your lives: the amazing Gitmo-ite! Guaranteed to turn your neighborhood into a war zone. He swears allegiance to a rich, murdering, terrorist, demands submission to Allah, and rolls his pant legs up to show how amazingly spiritual he is! Just $19.95 and you can have your very own Gitmo-ite terrorist. But wait. Send your money now, and we'll send you two Gitmo-ites, plus a year-pass to all CAIR meetings and rallies. You'll never have so much fun!

re: #89 FightingBack

What's wrong with Public Schools? They have Union contracts, and they don't teach religion, and they instill liberal principles, and I could go on and on and on.
He's a hypocrite to send his kids to Private Schools.

fixed it .. . . . . . .

re: #73 monkeytime

It's Friday! So what is everyone drinking? I'm having bottles a glass Martini and Rossi Asti myself. *hic*

Just opened the first Sam Adams Boston Lager of 6 that I will indulge ton this very chilly evening.

re: #90 bellamags

ya think? too feminine. that is a TOTAL turnoff. gross. he probably wears panties.

I am really blind now. STOP IT!

McCain was trying to be Democrat light.

re: #91 Truck Monkey

That would be a 40oz Colt 45 Malt liquor over here. Nothing but the best for me.

Vodka and grapefruit. Really need it this week

re: #73 monkeytime

It's Friday! So what is everyone drinking? I'm having bottles a glass Martini and Rossi Asti myself. *hic*

Too early for me. Have a West Coast War Council tonight and am meeting a new lizard. Martini's later.

re: #10 i poop u scoop

Ok, who left the door open, again? ;)

Seriously, welcome to the lizard den.

Palestinian security gets a feminine touch

"When our forces used to enter houses in the past, before this campaign, the women would hide the weapons in their underclothes, and then they were automatically off limits," says Khitam Farraj, a female police officer with a PhD in psychology. "Before, women were part of the security apparatus, but we didn't have the capability or the training we needed, and we weren't well organized."

But now women are taking a leading role in many security operations in the West Bank. When police enter a house, the female officers immediately take the women aside, usually to a separate room, and search them in a respectful way, while the men go to work on the men.

re: #90 bellamags

ya think? too feminine. that is a TOTAL turnoff. gross. he probably wears panties.

Yuck. Must find brain bleach.

NP: By eightish I start going to breakfasts, two or three a day. By 9:00, I start having other meetings. I don’t have a nightlife. People say, “You need these cocktail dresses for all the receptions” — except I don’t go, because we have no idea if we are going to be in session. But my husband has encouraged me to, shall we say, keep up with fashion.

HB: We hear he shops for you.

NP: I’m not a shopper. Paul’s very generous, and he’s very concerned about fit.

re: #97 Cathypop

I am really blind now. STOP IT!

did you poke out your minds eye? LOL. white lacey ones with flowers.

re: #98 DesertSage

McCain was trying to be Democrat light.

What do mean "was trying"? He was!

re: #33 FightingBack

You gotta give Carter credit for sending Amy to a public school in DC, unlike all those other We-Support-Public-Schools Democrats.

True, that only gives him one + for roughly 432,867,000 -, but...........

(On the other hand, sacrificing your own flesh and blood on the altar of political BS might not be such a fine thing. )

re: #103 livefreeor die

Yuck. Must find brain bleach.

brain bleach would be a good name for a really strong adult beverage.

West Coast War Council?

Where?

When?

re: #105 bellamags

did you poke out your minds eye? LOL. white lacey ones with flowers.

Minds eyes, white lacey ones ... HUH?

re: #75 Killgore Trout

To be fair; McCain was going to close Gitmo too.

He's old; he woulda forgotten.

/

re: #108 bellamags

brain bleach would be a good name for a really strong adult beverage.

You'd have to have vodka in it. Nothing screams bleach to me like vodka.

One more month of gestating and I can have a rum and diet Coke! Wheee!

re: #75 Killgore Trout

To be fair; McCain was going to close Gitmo too.

The Joint Chiefs Chairman wants to close Guantanamo. The question is, what do you do with them?

/when their home countries won't accept them and national security concerns preclude them being tried in U.S. civilian courts

Hey Lizards,
anyone seen the ad for the remake of "The Day the Earth stood still"?
think it might be worth a sh*t?
can't hollywood come up with some new ideas.... Bwahahahahaha
I crack myself up

re: #111 OldLineTexan

He's old; he woulda forgotten.

/

Oh Yeah!

re: #107 wolfie

True, that only gives him one + for roughly 432,867,000 -, but...........

That's some pretty bad karma.

re: #89 FightingBack

What's wrong with Public Schools? They have Union contracts, and they don't teach religion, and they instill liberal principles, and I could go on and on and on.
He's a hypocrite to send his kids to Private Schools.

My 3rd grde son has a cartoon book called Super Diaper Baby that he got at school from the school library. The baby's poop walks to the "Chainy New Clear Power Plant" crawls inside and becomes a large poop godzilla mutant. There is a skeleton lying on the ground underneath a sign that says - This New Clear Power Plant is safe" with a paintbrush in his hand.

i was appalled. Super Diaper Baby is black - written by a black author.

Third grade literature.

re: #113 Killian Bundy

The Joint Chiefs Chairman wants to close Guantanamo. The question is, what do you do with them?

/when their home countries won't accept them and national security concerns preclude them being tried in U.S. civilian courts

We could send them to that turkey farm in Alaska that all the liberals have their knickers in a twist about.

re: #109 DesertSage

LOL You had better be there. I e-mailed Red C too but don't know if he will make it. Revobob is definitely attending.

Colt 45! Quit bragging.

re: #91 Truck Monkey

re: #98 DesertSage

McCain was trying to be Democrat light.

Trying?!? He WAS Dem-Lite.

re: #105 bellamags

did you poke out your minds eye? LOL. white lacey ones with flowers.

Haar, one of 'me best friends wife called me up and detailed their sex life including the husband wearing panties during sex. Needless to say they are divorced but I believed every word she was saying and image was horrible....

re: #75 Killgore Trout

To be fair; McCain was going to close Gitmo too.

...and close the gun show loophole

/siver lining, I can dislike Obama with a clear conscience--I always would have felt guilty disliking a war hero

re: #118 livefreeor die

That's pretty funny.

Barack Obama has pledged to make it a priority to close the detention camp in Guantanamo Bay. What do you think should be done with the detainees?

Fill a few still vacant positions in his new cabinet, mebbe?

re: #114 rain of lead

Hey Lizards,
anyone seen the ad for the remake of "The Day the Earth stood still"?
think it might be worth a sh*t?
can't hollywood come up with some new ideas.... Bwahahahahaha
I crack myself up

There is no way they can remake this. Klatu Verata niktum. Spelling may be off but my husband could never remeber this line.

re: #103 livefreeor die

Yuck. Must find brain bleach.

Here you go!

re: #111 OldLineTexan

He's old; he woulda forgotten.

/

Um, forgotten what? ;)

re: #112 livefreeor die

You'd have to have vodka in it. Nothing screams bleach to me like vodka.

One more month of gestating and I can have a rum and diet Coke! Wheee!

Captain and diet used to be my drink of choice. Now just give me 4 shots of Kettle One Vodka, some lemon slices and sugar packets and I'm good.

re: #113 Killian Bundy

The Joint Chiefs Chairman wants to close Guantanamo. The question is, what do you do with them?

/when their home countries won't accept them and national security concerns preclude them being tried in U.S. civilian courts

Send them to our public schools!

re: #128 FurryOldGuyJeans

Um, forgotten what? ;)

HUH?

re: #128 FurryOldGuyJeans

Um, forgotten what? ;)

Whose turn it is to dress up like Little Bo Peep.

re: #117 DistantThunder

My 3rd grde son has a cartoon book called Super Diaper Baby that he got at school from the school library. The baby's poop walks to the "Chainy New Clear Power Plant" crawls inside and becomes a large poop godzilla mutant. There is a skeleton lying on the ground underneath a sign that says - This New Clear Power Plant is safe" with a paintbrush in his hand.

i was appalled. Super Diaper Baby is black - written by a black author.

Third grade literature.

No Captain Underpants?

re: #131 Cathypop

HUH?

Eh?

How about they be taken down to the beach and pointed east?

After the mess halls dump their garbage in the water.....

re: #132 rawmuse

Whose turn it is to dress up like Little Bo Peep.

Who?

re: #133 MandyManners

No Captain Underpants?

He's the principal - same author. - I think.

re: #126 Cathypop

There is no way they can remake this. Klatu Verata niktum. Spelling may be off but my husband could never remeber this line.

oh yes they can remake it............very very badly I'm sure.
every time they do a remake they botch it

Tent city? By all means. Let Sheriff Joe Arpaio deal with them.

They'll wish they were back in Gitmo. They won't be gettin' their 3 halal meals a day at Joe's Place. They'll eat their green baloney and STFU.

re: #119 Pvt Bin Jammin

LOL You had better be there. I e-mailed Red C too but don't know if he will make it. Revobob is definitely attending.

Red C?

Revobob?

?

?

re: #117 DistantThunder

My 3rd grde son has a cartoon book called Super Diaper Baby that he got at school from the school library. The baby's poop walks to the "Chainy New Clear Power Plant" crawls inside and becomes a large poop godzilla mutant. There is a skeleton lying on the ground underneath a sign that says - This New Clear Power Plant is safe" with a paintbrush in his hand.

i was appalled. Super Diaper Baby is black - written by a black author.

Third grade literature.

My third grader is in public school an hasn't brought that home.

If he does, the principal (a wonderful woman) will receive it back from me in a conference.

I'm not expecting this to happen.

re: #136 FurryOldGuyJeans

Who?

What?

re: #133 MandyManners

No Captain Underpants?

What ever happened to the book "One Poop, Two Poop, We All Poop".

re: #138 rain of lead

oh yes they can remake it............very very badly I'm sure.
every time they do a remake they botch it

That's true-look at the Manchurian Candidate we're stuck with for the next four years.

re: #102 Sharmuta

Palestinian security gets a feminine touch

while the men go to work on the men.

. . .

NTTAWT

re: #142 rawmuse

What?

How?

re: #122 LoFlyer

Haar, one of 'me best friends wife called me up and detailed their sex life including the husband wearing panties during sex. Needless to say they are divorced but I believed every word she was saying and image was horrible....

That is just wrong. There is no room in panties for man stuff. If someone told me in the heat of the moment they wanted to wear panties I would make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of there. Speedos are even gross.

re: #139 Colonel Panik

Tent city? By all means. Let Sheriff Joe Arpaio deal with them.

They'll wish they were back in Gitmo. They won't be gettin' their 3 halal meals a day at Joe's Place. They'll eat their green baloney and STFU.

Best option yet! I gave you a point. Wish it could be more!

re: #129 bellamags

Captain and diet used to be my drink of choice. Now just give me 4 shots of Kettle One Vodka, some lemon slices and sugar packets and I'm good.

Michelob works for me mate! I am on 'me second. Things don't seem quiet as bad as before I had the first one!

re: #143 Cathypop

What ever happened to the book "One Poop, Two Poop, We All Poop".

Flushed.

re: #146 FurryOldGuyJeans

How?

One leg at a time.

So super diaper baby wraps toilet paper around the huge turd and takes it to - where else - Uranus. My son laughs so hard at this.

bbl

re: #138 rain of lead

oh yes they can remake it............very very badly I'm sure.
every time they do a remake they botch it

I have it in DVD, Lser Disc and VHS and plan onkeeping them all. All time favorite movie. Up there with The Thing

re: #147 bellamags

That is just wrong. There is no room in panties for man stuff. If someone told me in the heat of the moment they wanted to wear panties I would make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of there. Speedos are even gross.

Not on Michael Phelps. And a few of those other swimmers. Only.

re: #129 bellamags

Captain and diet used to be my drink of choice. Now just give me 4 shots of Kettle One Vodka, some lemon slices and sugar packets and I'm good.

I'm making a new drink
Obamarita
2 shots tequila
1 oz lime juice
2 alka seltzer

re: #151 rawmuse

One leg at a time.

Ewwwww!

Gitmo yacht club inaugural regatta, Jan. 21, 2009.

re: #114 rain of lead

Hey Lizards,
anyone seen the ad for the remake of "The Day the Earth stood still"?
think it might be worth a sh*t?
can't hollywood come up with some new ideas.... Bwahahahahaha
I crack myself up

Now, now. Hollywood is very original. Why, just look at the list of upcoming movies:
Ice-Age 3
Star Trek
Friday The 13th
The Pink Pather 2
Transporter 3
Madagascar 2
My Bloody Valentine 3
High School Musical 3
Watchmen
The Day The Earth Stood Still

I wear speedos when I post here.

What?

re: #137 DistantThunder

He's the principal - same author. - I think.

Dav Pilkey?

re: #146 FurryOldGuyJeans

How?

Can I shoot them now?

re: #145 Palandine

I know it's bad, but I thought about that too. This writer might have some issues.

re: #139 Colonel Panik

Hey, just curious, is your nic in tribute to Lt. Col Jonas Panik?
(lost his life on 9/11 at the Pentagon)

re: #149 LoFlyer

Michelob works for me mate! I am on 'me second. Things don't seem quiet as bad as before I had the first one!

maybe thats what i need. having a weird day.

re: #143 Cathypop

What ever happened to the book "One Poop, Two Poop, We All Poop".

I have no idea.

re: #140 DesertSage

White smoke.

?

?

Who's in Gitmo, what's in Waziristan, I don't know who or what is coming to a prison near you.

re: #162 Cathypop

Can I shoot them now?

Only if you see the whites of their eyes.

re: #156 monkeytime

I'm making a new drink
Obamarita
2 shots tequila
1 oz lime juice
2 alka seltzer

Sounds kinda bitter and full of air.

re: #160 DesertSage

I wear speedos when I post here.

What?

Major ding downonthat YUCK

re: #161 MandyManners

Dav Pilkey?

Yep - same guy

re: #169 Timbre

Who's in Gitmo, what's in Waziristan, I don't know who or what is coming to a prison near you.

Anyone that shows any disrespect to Dear Leader.

re: #147 bellamags

That is just wrong. There is no room in panties for man stuff. If someone told me in the heat of the moment they wanted to wear panties I would make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of there. Speedos are even gross.

'Me mate was weird. He was a house-painter type. And I knew enough about him to believe every word she said...
/I wore Speedo's when I was on the swim team. I thought I was sexy for some strange reason!

When they release all the prisoners, maybe we could book a week or two down there. Sleeping out in the open, eat what we want, free medical care....and bound to be safer then the place they release those terrorists to....

re: #174 FurryOldGuyJeans

Anyone that shows any disrespect to Dear Leader.

He's ugly and WAB dresses him funny.

re: #160 DesertSage

I wear speedos when I post here.

What?

My, how formal of ya.

re: #168 Pvt Bin Jammin

White smoke.

?

?

Do we have to wear speedos to this West Coast War Council?

re: #175 taxfreekiller

Put the sob's from git mo in fight club, it they win, they get pardons from Obama, if they lose, they lose, end of story.

We could use them for a remake of "The Running Man".

re: #143 Cathypop

What ever happened to the book "One Poop, Two Poop, We All Poop".

The books I read as a kid seem so much more intelligent than the ones for kids today.

re: #173 DistantThunder

Yep - same guy

I've not seen anything bad about Capt. Underpants books.

re: #100 Pvt Bin Jammin

Good luck with your meeting. I will have a toast for your good luck!

re: #154 Cathypop

the old b/w monster movies from the 50's are the best.
and Godzilla. my daughter loves Godzilla

re: #175 taxfreekiller

Put the sob's from git mo in fight club, it they win, they get pardons from Obama, if they lose, they lose, end of story.

that screams pay per view...

re: #183 MandyManners

I've not seen anything bad about Capt. Underpants books.

The "chainy new clear power plant" can't be a coincidence.

re: #172 Cathypop

Major ding downonthat YUCK

I have been on several cruises and for some reason, short fat hairy men have a thing for wearing speedos, knee socks and loafers. Most of them are not American. My sis and I started calling this one guy Peter Little. Anyway, they always seem to either play basketball in the speedos or shuffleboard. weird.

re: #162 Cathypop

Can I shoot them now?

I dunno. Charles or Stinky might delete you for that.

re: #180 DesertSage

Do we have to wear speedos to this West Coast War Council?

Oh Gawd. Now I need brain bleach just picturing it.

re: #182 gmsc

The books I read as a kid seem so much more intelligent than the ones for kids today.

Dr. Seuess is wonderful. My favorite growing up.

re: #172 Cathypop

Major ding downonthat YUCK

Why thank you.

I'd return the favor, but I don't down ding people.

re: #184 monkeytime

Thanks!

re: #44 Sharmuta

That would be interesting. The Constitution forbids the housing of soldiers in peace time unless prescribed by law, so I'd love to see how the left would handle housing terrorists. I bet we'd see a dramatic, overnight shift in how the left views these men if they had to house them and there's no way they'd pass a law that they would be the providers.

Sharm, we have garden-variety homeless people (some just down on their luck, but most with alcohol, drug, and/or psychological problems) in tent cities here in the Seattle area, and I can tell you the Democrats who hoist them on the rest of us don't want them anywhere near their houses/kids. I think they should camp on the lawn of the King County Executive, Ron Sims, but I'm sure he'd never go for it.

I honestly wish there were some way to make these people feel the impact of their decisions. Terrorists on the White House lawn for closing Gitmo would be an excellent start.

re: #54 Dar ul Harbarian

If this this gets you down just meditate on this instead.

Drinking time.

It will take a lot more that a panty waist like Tom Daschle to kill conservatism.

Found out last week that I'm, going to be a grandmother. DD age 22 - and her, captain of the basketball team, and NCAA champ husband doing the right thing.

re: #183 MandyManners

I've not seen anything bad about Capt. Underpants books.

They're OK...but I did not recognize the excerpt; sounded bad. My son brings home "chapter books" from the school library.

re: #194 capitalist piglet

Oh- I'm sure. Because being a leftist means being a hypocrite.

re: #171 bellamags

Sounds kinda bitter and full of air.

Thats why I named it "Obamarita" - hair of the dog eh?

re: #192 DesertSage

I'd return the favor, but I don't down ding people.

Not even nasty trolls?

re: #196 DistantThunder

Found out last week that I'm, going to be a grandmother. DD age 22 - and her, captain of the basketball team, and NCAA champ husband doing the right thing.

Congratulations! Get ready to spoil them rotten. Trust me it is loads of fun. Just let go and do it. I am jealous!

re: #147 bellamags

That is just wrong. There is no room in panties for man stuff. If someone told me in the heat of the moment they wanted to wear panties I would make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of there. Speedos are even gross.

Guys in panties? Not this one, ever.

And truth be told...some chicks don't belong in panties either.

Not what you think.

As a Steelers fan, I was deeply offended.

Japanese Toilet Training for Kids

/leave it to the Japanese

re: #198 Sharmuta

Oh- I'm sure. Because being a leftist means being a hypocrite.

Another part is calling anyone who disagrees with them as being a hypocrite.

re: #196 DistantThunder

Found out last week that I'm, going to be a grandmother. DD age 22 - and her, captain of the basketball team, and NCAA champ husband doing the right thing.

wonderful!

re: #118 livefreeor die

We could send them to that turkey farm in Alaska that all the liberals have their knickers in a twist about.

Better yet, send them to a good old fashioned Southern family gathering known as a "hog killin' ". Fond memories of my childhood, all that gore with the killing and butchering of the hogs. Not to mention fresh tenderloin for supper, with momma's cat head biscuits and milk gravy.

re: #200 Sharmuta

Not even nasty trolls?

No, I basically just ignore them.

Or pound their heads into the dirt.

re: #166 bellamags

maybe thats what i need. having a weird day.

I had a bad day also, I just could not get the thing to work, and the bypass that failed revealed what the original problem was. I will go in tomorrow to fix the mess. What really pisses me off, is that someone did something like moving interface cables to reciprocal network ports. Arrrr!

re: #202 brickthruplateglasswindow

Guys in panties? Not this one, ever.

And truth be told...some chicks don't belong in panties either.

Not what you think.
OH Crap!. Blind again. Why did I look?

As a Steelers fan, I was deeply offended.

re: #199 monkeytime

Thats why I named it "Obamarita" - hair of the dog eh?

that's good - did you really make it or was it in jest?

re: #193 Pvt Bin Jammin

Thank you for your service.
God Bless.

re: #202 brickthruplateglasswindow

Gaaaaahhhh! A little warning for something like that, holy crap. lol

re: #202 brickthruplateglasswindow

Guys in panties? Not this one, ever.

And truth be told...some chicks don't belong in panties either.

Not what you think.

As a Steelers fan, I was deeply offended.

That is the fucking sickest shit I have ever seen. Talk about brain bleach....damn.

re: #197 OldLineTexan

They're OK...but I did not recognize the excerpt; sounded bad. My son brings home "chapter books" from the school library.

Capt. Underpants is a chapter book.

re: #202 brickthruplateglasswindow

Guys in panties? Not this one, ever.

And truth be told...some chicks don't belong in panties either.

Not what you think.

As a Steelers fan, I was deeply offended.

It would be much better if it said Pacman Jones or Terrell Owens.

re: #206 HDrepub

Better yet, send them to a good old fashioned Southern family gathering known as a "hog killin' ". Fond memories of my childhood, all that gore with the killing and butchering of the hogs. Not to mention fresh tenderloin for supper, with momma's cat head biscuits and milk gravy.

Why don't we make them all compete for their life on Paris Hiltons New BFF show? I would watch that.

re: #207 DesertSage

Well- that seems a bit silly. The down dinger is there for a reason.

re: #202 brickthruplateglasswindow

Guys in panties? Not this one, ever.

And truth be told...some chicks don't belong in panties either.

Not what you think.

As a Steelers fan, I was deeply offended.

What is that?

re: #208 LoFlyer

I had a bad day also, I just could not get the thing to work, and the bypass that failed revealed what the original problem was. I will go in tomorrow to fix the mess. What really pisses me off, is that someone did something like moving interface cables to reciprocal network ports. Arrrr!

I hate when that happens.

re: #218 MandyManners

What is that?

LOL.

Good poll. I chose correctly.
So, will 0bama throw the detainees under the bus?

But will he? He has flip-flopped on other issues, I.e. Iraq. Hmmm

re: #202 brickthruplateglasswindow

Guys in panties? Not this one, ever.

And truth be told...some chicks don't belong in panties either.

Not what you think.

As a Steelers fan, I was deeply offended.

Reminds me of my favorite Tony Clifton line: Whooops! Hey! Lookout! I think you sat in some cottage cheese. Pardon me, that's your ass!

re: #213 bellamags

That is the fucking sickest shit I have ever seen. Talk about brain bleach....damn.

Not as bad as my ex-bosses gag Christmas gift of a calender featuring similar ladies. He took great pleasure in grossing us out! A very smart man with a perverse sense of humor! My kind of mate! Mates!

re: #217 Sharmuta

Well- that seems a bit silly. The down dinger is there for a reason.

As for me, I'm a ding-down daddy, except when it comes to a certain 3-apple high belle.

I am slowly learning not to click on just anything.

re: #222 mattm

But will he? He has flip-flopped on other issues, I.e. Iraq. Hmmm

Asked.

re: #14 gmsc

At least we know that Guantanamo Bay will remain open, then.

Answered.

re: #213 bellamags

That is the fucking sickest shit I have ever seen. Talk about brain bleach....damn.

That showed up on the 'puter this afternoon from a fellow Steelers fan, during a group "team building" session. Good thing I wasn't on the overhead projector at the time. Just had to share. :)

Good evening, Lizards.

One thing I expected to happen that never did was various terrorist groups grabbing hostages and demanding the release of one or more Gits. As to why it didn't, my guesses are;

1. Airline hijacking is a thing of the past- if someone tries to commandeer an airliner today, the crew and passengers will kill them, accepting whatever casualties they take in the process as the price of doing business. The alternative, of course, being the possibility of another 9/11.

2. Taking U.S. military personnel hostage is a practical impossibility ( they are armed, and trained to fight) and counterproductive even if it could be done (it calls down the wrath of God on the hostage takers).

3. There is also the possibility that al-Qaeda, etc., simply don't give a rat's a$$ about their "brothers" in Club G, on the grounds that there are always more wannabee "martyrs" available at the neighborhood madrassa.

4. Or- they may simply have been waiting for a new Administration which they think they can intimidate into giving them all 250 or so for one or two hostages, the way Olmert's government in Israel did a couple of times.

If I'm correct on (4), it won't matter where we put them. As long as they're in our custody, and we have a President the jihadists think can be rolled (either because of his "philosophy", or just because they think he is a wimp they can bulldoze), the threat of hostage-taking is, once more, on the table.

The moral, of course, is- don't vote for a wimp or a starry-eyed pseudo-intellectual/borderline mystic for President. I'm sort of wondering if 52% of the electorate will be confronted, in no uncertain terms, with the magnitude of their error within the next six months.

/just a guess

cheers

eon

re: #210 bellamags

I didn't really make it. Just thinking that reading about O gives me heartburn and leaves me needing a drink - why not kill two birds with one stone.

re: #165 rawmuse

Hey, just curious, is your nic in tribute to Lt. Col Jonas Panik?
(lost his life on 9/11 at the Pentagon)

No, it is a UNIX joke. Kernel Panic. Charles had a thread about kernel panics back in 2004 after doing an OS X upgrade when I registered for the second time after forgetting the spelling of my original nic and login pwd from 2001...

After hearing of this gentleman I should probably change my nic. Wouldn't want anyone to take it the wrong way...

Obama - our first post-masculine, metrosexual - sissy president.

C'mon, the world will love us.

re: #224 LoFlyer

Not as bad as my ex-bosses gag Christmas gift of a calender featuring similar ladies. He took great pleasure in grossing us out! A very smart man with a perverse sense of humor! My kind of mate! Mates!

yuck.. some men like that ya know?

re: #217 Sharmuta

Well- that seems a bit silly. The down dinger is there for a reason.

I know it is, Sharm. And I'm not opposed to using it.

How 'bout I give you an up ding and we'll call it even?
:')

re: #202 brickthruplateglasswindow

Guys in panties? Not this one, ever.

Back in the draft 'em and send 'em to Nam days, some guys showed up for their pre-induction physical wearing panties I heard. Supposedly it would disqualify you for military service.

re: #218 MandyManners

What is that?

Hey - I didn't give you permission to post that picture of me!

since this is shaping up to be a fndt I challange ya'll to post links for
fav rock songs
I'll start

loflyer this is for you yar! :)

re: #214 MandyManners

Capt. Underpants is a chapter book.

I thought it was a cartoon book.

I love how liberals cite the Geneva Convention like they have a clue.

The Geneva Convention says they can be executed for being foreign fighters hiding among the population and not having some kind of uniform that deliniates them from the general population. Local Afghanis would not be included under this I believe but many of those fighting with the Taliban are from other countries. The bottom line is, at least per this body of law, they have a right to be executed.

I say give em their full rights under the Geneva Convention. Read it below.

spies

Combatant who are captured while spying do not have the right to prisoner of war status unless they were wearing their military uniforms. (Protocol I, Art. 46)

Art. 46. Spies

1. Notwithstanding any other provision of the Conventions or of this Protocol, any member of the armed forces of a Party to the conflict who falls into the power of an adverse Party while engaging in espionage shall not have the right to the status of prisoner of war and may be treated as a spy.

2. A member of the armed forces of a Party to the conflict who, on behalf of that Party and in territory controlled by an adverse Party, gathers or attempts to gather information shall not be considered as engaging in espionage if, while so acting, he is in the uniform of his armed forces.

3. A member of the armed forces of a Party to the conflict who is a resident of territory occupied by an adverse Party and who, on behalf of the Party on which he depends, gathers or attempts to gather information of military value within that territory shall not be considered as engaging in espionage unless he does so through an act of false pretences or deliberately in a clandestine manner. Moreover, such a resident shall not lose his right to the status of prisoner of war and may not be treated as a spy unless he is captured while engaging in espionage.

4. A member of the armed forces of a Party to the conflict who is not a resident of territory occupied by an adverse Party and who has engaged in espionage in that territory shall not lose his right to the status of prisoner of war and may not be treated as a spy unless he is captured before he has rejoined the armed forces to which he belongs.

I take that as: coming to Afghanistan, hiding among the population and blowing thing us and trying to meld back into the population = you're engaged in clandestine acts of a military nature and you get to be made dead. Correct me if I'm wrong.

re: #202 brickthruplateglasswindow

Guys in panties? Not this one, ever.

And truth be told...some chicks don't belong in panties either.

Not what you think.

As a Steelers fan, I was deeply offended.

As a formerly functioning human being, now I am FUCKIN BLIND!
/Hope i spelled everything correct.

Oh, my goodness. It's a woman.

re: #239 docremulac

Like I said - no more terrorists coming to Gitmo.....hmmmm.

re: #228 brickthruplateglasswindow

That showed up on the 'puter this afternoon from a fellow Steelers fan, during a group "team building" session. Good thing I wasn't on the overhead projector at the time. Just had to share. :)

I send my sister (who is in meetings all day) posts from LGF that make her laugh. I know she has a hard time keeping composure.

re: #211 monkeytime

I am really just a "fake" soldier, got the nic from that Goldie Hawn movie "Private Benjamin". LOL I'll extend that thank you to my nephew who is serving in the Marines, however. ; ).

I'm sure it's in this stack of posts somewhere...but choice 4 should've been to move them in with the federal judges and attorneys responsible for this ruling.
You make the ruling, argue the case, you literally can LIVE with it.

re: #229 eon

O probably tradied them for some magic beans.

I think all the terrorists from Guantanamo should be given seats on the board of the Annenberg Challenge and the Woods Fund.

re: #231 Colonel Panik

No, it is a UNIX joke. Kernel Panic. Charles had a thread about kernel panics back in 2004 after doing an OS X upgrade when I registered for the second time after forgetting the spelling of my original nic and login pwd from 2001...

After hearing of this gentleman I should probably change my nic. Wouldn't want anyone to take it the wrong way...

Here is his memorial.

Give 'em to General Jack Ripper so he can sap and impurify their precious bodily fluids.

With lead.

re: #229 eon

I'm sort of wondering if 52% of the electorate will be confronted, in no uncertain terms, with the magnitude of their error within the next six months.
/just a guess

Biden, is that you?

re: #239 docremulac

no correction needed. Well said.

Ummm..Ron Paul!

LOL

re: #249 ClosetConservative

Give 'em to General Jack Ripper so he can sap and impurify their precious bodily fluids.

With lead.

LMAO

re: #241 MandyManners

Oh, my goodness. It's a woman.

Indeed it is.

And it's also why there'll never be a Roethlisberger thong.

Drink!

re: #233 bellamags

yuck.. some men like that ya know?

It was a joke, and 'me friend took deep pleasure in grossing us out. My friend is saving 'me employer about a 100 million a year in network bandwidth costs for almost zilch money. Six million for the equipment and 500 grand in maintenance. I am severely unappreciated by my employer...

re: #244 Pvt Bin Jammin

Please do. I have a son in the Air Force and step son in the Marines. They are both very brave. I pray for all our servicemembers everyday.

Recount, day 3: Ballot challenges rise in Ramsey County

The U.S. Senate recount entered its third day with more than half the 2.9 million ballots still to be reviewed and Republican incumbent Norm Coleman's lead over DFL challenger Al Franken standing at 147 votes, a slight rise from earlier today but fewer than his unofficial advantage of 215 that was certified Tuesday by the state Canvassing Board.

/plenty O' drama

re: #233 bellamags

Bind ones maybe ...

I didn't see the answer I wanted to chose:

"Send them home, but during the flight home they try to escape by exiting the aircraft in flight."