It's GOOD news!

Mugabe is running out friends. When even Jimmy Carter is liable to give a tyrant a problem, he has a problem.

You know it's pretty pathetic when despots think you're not worth having around.

Seriously though, it's pretty telling that Mugabe figures that it's not a good idea for Carter or Annan to be snooping around because what they'd find might actually be shocking to even them. After all, Mugabe's run the Zimbabwean economy into the ground - poverty is rampant, unemployment is 80%+ and inflation is probably around 2 million percent.

Elders of Zion: 1

Elders of Carter: 0

Your chickens coming home to roost, Jimmah and Kofi.

It's ironic no?

Since Carter is responsible for Mugabe being in power.

imagine if they bar carter, how terrible it must really be there.
a completely ruined country and suffering and pain that can not be witnessed.
mugabe is a monster.

re: #3 lawhawk

You know it's pretty pathetic when despots think you're not worth having around.

ROTFLMAO... I was just thinking the same thing...

Can we bar those two jerks from our country?

/today

And people say there's no justice in the world...

Nelson Mandela's wife, Graca Machel

Where's Winnie?

They maybe a lousy vaudeville act but still they need a better agent.

Jimmah and his elders, what a joke. He just doesn't have the sense to lay down and die.

I don't know if I blame Mugabe.

I wish we could still do giant fonts:

HEH.

Rabbit Bait PNGed!

ROFLMAO!

Weird- who could possibly be a better friend to despots than these two?

I guess the two of them will just have to retire to Iran instead...

re: #13 lifeofthemind

They maybe a lousy vaudeville act but still they need a better agent.

Life on the road is tough...

re: #15 MandyManners

I don't know if I blame Mugabe.

ROFL

re: #12 MandyManners

Where's Winnie?

Probably giving Bernadine and Michelle lessons on necklacing.

re: #22 lifeofthemind

Probably giving Bernadine and Michelle lessons on necklacing.

ouch

The Elders.

bu... bu... but it's me Jimmah

To quote the immortal Nelson Muntz: "Ha, Ha!"

re: #22 lifeofthemind

Probably giving Bernadine and Michelle lessons on necklacing.

Zounds!

Jimmah and Kofi: Never met a thug they did not love.

Wonder why? Do they really think Carter and Annan are going to notice the starving people and the worthless money?

re: #24 MandyManners

The Elders.

Holy crap you have exposed the Legion of Doom...

Jimmy and Kofi will find a way to blame Bush.

It is likely a real shock to Carter and Annan. They were no doubt going over to legitimize the coalition government. It is likely Mugabe is terrified that the press will see first hand the living conditions of the citizenry.

re: #13 lifeofthemind

They maybe a lousy vaudeville act but still they need a better agent.

They remind me of an Abbot and Costello routine:

Carter: So, Kofi, I hear that you've organized a UN baseball team.

Annan: Yes, I have.

Carter: Well, who's on first?

Annan: That's right. :)

re: #31 doriangrey

Holy crap you have exposed the Legion of Doom...

Which one is Lex Luthor?

mebbe if Dhimmi just tells him how he lusts in his heart after Mugabe's wife...

they can always hang out with their friends in Hamas!

re: #31 doriangrey

Holy crap you have exposed the Legion of Doom...

Not hardly. Aung San Suu Kyi is a true striver for freedom, and Muhammad Yunus's micro-loans have been a great boon to the world's poor. Neither of them should be lumped in with Carter and Annan.

They should go to Somalia and bring them peace and good tidings.

I'd love to see that pair of ass clowns get kidnapped!

re: #34 Dark_Falcon

They remind me of an Abbot and Costello routine:

Carter: So, Kofi, I hear that you've organized a UN baseball team.

Annan: Yes, I have.

Carter: Well, who's on first?

Annan: That's right. :)

No, who's on second.

What's on second?

No, what's on third.

I don't know, who?

I just told you, who's on second.

The 2002 and 2006 Idiotarians of the Year: Jimmy and Kofi. Such ignominy is well-deserved.

Any bets on this year's winner?

re: #18 Sharmuta

Weird- who could possibly be a better friend to despots than these two?

It just goes to show you how much a despot Mugabe is, and how clueless these earth-hugging clowns like Carter are.

Sorry to see Aung San Suu Kyi in with that group, I admire her.

re: #24 MandyManners

Of all the up-jumped self aggrandizing horse manure... It'd be comedy gold if these self serving self righteous halfwits people weren't responsible for so much misery in the world.

re: #41 Blackacre

Any bets on this year's winner?

The msm in a landslide.

re: #40 Tigger2005

No, who's on second.

What's on second?

No, what's on third.

I don't know, who?

I just told you, who's on second.

[Smiles] Thank you.

now if we could ban them from the U.S...

Reap what you sow, Carter, Annan. Now go play tea at the UN headquaters in Geneva and admire the $23 million ceiling.

re: #37 Gunny Highway

Heh...great nic!

HAHAHAHA!

I've been watchin' this turd of an ex-president booger up foreign affairs(some first hand) since he rose to federal office.

FINALLY someone said "That's enough!"

I never thought I'd say this but way to go Zimbabwe.

Today...Zimbabwe...tomorrow, the world!

And they lived happily ever after.

Okay, got the wife coffeeed and fed.

I'll see youse guys later.

re: #44 toaster_empire

Of all the up-jumped self aggrandizing horse manure... It'd be comedy gold if these self serving self righteous halfwits people weren't responsible for so much misery in the world.

As Dark Falcon posted at No. 38, not everyone in that organization is a half-wit.

re: #47 phoenixgirl

now if we could ban them from the U.S...

Annan we could ban. Carter we cannot so ban, sad to say.

Wouldn't it be better if instead of Mugabe keeping these two out of his gulag he admitted them and then wouldn't let them leave?

re: #52 MandyManners

As Dark Falcon posted at No. 38, not everyone in that organization is a half-wit.

Thank you, Mandy.

re: #48 Idle Drifter

Reap what you sow, Carter, Annan. Now go play tea at the UN headquaters in Geneva and admire the $23 million ceiling.

I briefly heard about that yesterday. What's up with that?

re: #42 Walter L. Newton

It just goes to show you how much a despot Mugabe is, and how clueless these earth-hugging clowns like Carter are.

In a way, it's sad because I think the people deserve better than a thug dictator, but on the other hand, it's unlikely that jimmy or kofi would improve the lives of the average Zimbabwian anyways.

carter is an evil person, by design or ignorance.
he facilitated the collapse of a once prosperous and stable african country.
rhodesia was the gem of the continent until mugabe took over and destroyed the infrastructure.
the greedy commie sob started just giving away land. spreading the wealth around to his cronies and strong arm backers.
and soon farms, that had supplied much of south africa w/ food, stopped producing.
the stupid morons who now paraded around their newly acquired 'plantations' had no idea there was more to it than parading.

and now carter is not allowed in. he of all people needs to see what he has wrought.
starvation, sickness, despair.

We don't want them either.

re: #54 lifeofthemind

Wouldn't it be better if instead of Mugabe keeping these two out of his gulag he admitted them and then wouldn't let them leave?

Ummm...Carter is a former president and that would piss me off. Kidnapping is a serious crime.

Is this going to be an hour for each 1%?

happy VI day!
[Link: www.zombietime.com...]

re: #45 Sharmuta

Now that's a good bet.

So I wonder, . . .

If asked, could your average Obama voter identify Jimmy Carter, Kofi Annan, and Robert Mugabe?

re: #63 Blackacre

After this election season- you know it.

re: #64 Syrah

So I wonder, . . .

If asked, could your average Obama voter identify Jimmy Carter, Kofi Annan, and Robert Mugabe?

No

Sic Semper Tyranni

I really do believe the Elders group was put together to counter the Elders of Zion.

They believe it.

The Arabs believe it and try to fight it by buying up banks, media, donating to unis, lobbying (yes, the do it more, with more money than that evil Joo lobby)etc.

They're delusional.

re: #64 Syrah

So I wonder, . . .

If asked, could your average Obama voter identify Jimmy Carter, Kofi Annan, and Robert Mugabe?

Carter, maybe.

re: #52 MandyManners

Indeed, I was typing when that went up. I amend my previous sentiment to exclude those poor bastards unfairly lumped in with the scoundrels truly deserving of contempt and ire.

re: #67 FlightERDoc

Sic Semper Tyranni

Great words, even if they were once greatly misused.

re: #26 taxfreekiller

How about we nuke the site from orbit? It's the only way to be sure.

re: #38 Dark_Falcon

Not hardly. Aung San Suu Kyi is a true striver for freedom, and Muhammad Yunus's micro-loans have been a great boon to the world's poor. Neither of them should be lumped in with Carter and Annan.

Do you think she even knows she's in that group?

And if she does, she's probably happy to be in any group that will publicize her plight.

Carter stands for the opposite of what that woman is trying to do.

Her father was a nationalist.

Barred? They should both be forced to live there.

Why is Africa such a comedy?

re: #67 FlightERDoc

Sic Semper Tyranni

Check out my avatar.

re: #64 Syrah

So I wonder, . . .

If asked, could your average Obama voter identify Jimmy Carter, Kofi Annan, and Robert Mugabe?

Are you serious? Some people have posters of their favorite sports figures on their bedroom walls, others their favorite pop culture stars

The average Obama voter has the entire series of Anti-Americans on theirs

re: #70 toaster_empire

Indeed, I was typing when that went up. I amend my previous sentiment to exclude those poor bastards unfairly lumped in with the scoundrels truly deserving of contempt and ire.

You have a lovely way with words.

re: #26 taxfreekiller

Rush was funny yesterday, said the pirates had a higher rating from Moody's than Citigroup did.

re: #39 WhiteRasta

They should go to Somalia and bring them peace and good tidings.

I'd love to see that pair of ass clowns get kidnapped!

I can just see the ransom note:

"Give us $100 million in unmarked bills by Friday or we'll SEND THEM BACK!"

re: #77 sattv4u2

Bingo we have a winnah!

re: #68 Ben Hur

Islam is a manifestation of mental illness.

re: #56 MandyManners

I damn near punched my monitor when I read the story. What a waste of money! I think the United States should ban the UN from our shores and all American investment into it for the UN being a financier of terrorism and enabling crimes against humanity.

re: #82 WhiteRasta

Islam is a manifestation of mental illness.

It's communism on brown acid.

re: #83 Idle Drifter

I damn near punched my monitor when I read the story. What a waste of money! I think the United States should ban the UN from our shores and all American investment into it for the UN being a financier of terrorism and enabling crimes against humanity.

I've yet to find a link.

re: #80 CIA Reject

I can just see the ransom note:

"Give us $100 million in unmarked bills by Friday or we'll SEND THEM BACK!"

That's ransom I'd consider paying.

re: #84 MandyManners

It's communism on brown acid.

"DON'T EAT THE BROWN ACID!"

re: #77 sattv4u2

Well, that or an ever expanding list of the things America has "done" that have "resulted" in creating "global tyranny". Go figure.

The ceiling.

[Link: www.thefirstpost.co.uk...]

re: #80 CIA Reject

I can just see the ransom note:

"Give us $100 million in unmarked bills by Friday or we'll SEND THEM BACK!"

ROTFLMAO... Shit we better pay up quick...

re: #80 CIA Reject

I can just see the ransom note:

"Give us $100 million in unmarked bills by Friday or we'll SEND THEM BACK!"

Ransom of Red Chief

Would Schadenfreude be applicable here?

Over an hour at 52%, groans

re: #89 MandyManners

The ceiling.

[Link: www.thefirstpost.co.uk...]

So the cave ceiling is intended to make terrorists and Islamists feel at home, yes?

/spits

re: #78 MandyManners

Both parents were English teachers so growing up was all books today jam tomorrow. Still, thank you kindly.

$23 million dollar ceiling

I hate to admit to taking some Schadenfreude over the discomfort of such feel-good stalwarts.

It is only tempered by the tragic misery of the people of Zimbabwe

how long does that fcking asshole mugabe think he can hold on?
who is supporting him? and why.
he seems to be committed to going down w/ the hell hole mess of a place that he has made of his country.
of course as a 'good' communist sob, he is not moved at all by the suffering of his people.
everything was in place for the bastard to take over and keep the country going, but communists like power. and the welfare of the citizens wasn't even an after thought.
i hope that carter at least has an upset stomach over his rebuke.

re: #96 Idle Drifter

feggin ugly to boot. This will be more of our tax dollars wasted if The Obama has his way with his Global Poverty tax scam.

re: #33 pat

It is likely a real shock to Carter and Annan. They were no doubt going over to legitimize the coalition government. It is likely Mugabe is terrified that the press will see first hand the living conditions of the citizenry.

That was my guess, as well. Also, Mugabe may see Carter as a problem now, in that the soon-to-be POTUS is an admirer of same. If Jimmy went to TEO and said, "We have to do something about the situation in Zimbabwe", backed up by press reports of the real misery there (all inflicted by Mugabe and his kleptocracy), it's very likely that The One would be faced with having to do something, no matter how much he'd prefer to just vote "present" again.

It would be one issue about which his critics on the extreme left, and everyone else who didn't vote for him, would be in full agreement. That's the sort of PR nightmare no new Administration wants.

It's also one that TEO may get stuck with, whether he wants it or not.

cheers

eon

Rasmussen Poll just called. Do you think President Obama is doing a good job as president?

I KID YOU NOT

Now if we can only bar them from America, oh well wishful thinking.

...Spanish artist Miquel Barcelo told the press that his 16,000-square-foot ceiling artwork reminded him of "an image of the world dripping toward the sky"...

Or...you know...of a physical reminder of the true nature of liberalism; "Pretty picture make me feel good. Starving kids be happy now." platitudes to make baseless ego stroking seem shiny and substantial.

So Mugabe doesn't trust Jimmy Carter?
What a peanut head.

Now we need to bar Carter from entering the United States.

More testing.

Old Mugabe had a farm
Zimbab- Zimbabwe

re: #98 nyc redneck

how long does that fcking asshole mugabe think he can hold on?
who is supporting him? and why.

I understand he gets most of his weaponry from Lil' Kim in North Korea and the Chicoms. They were the ones who helped bring him to power along with the leftist sycophants in the Western media and governments who derided Rhodesia as a "racist fascist state".

Why do they keep him in power? Well, one reason might be some of the world's largest chromium deposits are there. Chrome is not just used for automobile trim, but for lining gun barrels and in jet engine parts. The Chicoms want that chrome.

re: #12 MandyManners

Either in or out of jail. Got into a spot of trouble years ago.

re: #77 sattv4u2

Are you serious? Some people have posters of their favorite sports figures on their bedroom walls, others their favorite pop culture stars

The average Obama voter has the entire series of Anti-Americans on theirs

I have my doubts.

I know that there are some that would know, but I think it would end up being a decidedly small fraction. Some might recognize Carter's name, but few would be able identify Annan or Mugabe.

Another test.

re: #101 Wishing

Rasmussen Poll just called. Do you think President Obama is doing a good job as president?

I KID YOU NOT

What did you tell them?

I was always taught to have respect for my elders. I think I'll make an exception for this group.

re: #22 lifeofthemind

Probably giving Bernadine and Michelle lessons on necklacing.

Pretty damned tacky that is. I like it.

re: #108 Charles

More testing.

You deleted yourself?

Some new auto-delete mechanism in the works?

re: #101 Wishing

Rasmussen Poll just called. Do you think President Obama is doing a good job as president?

I KID YOU NOT

Ohfercryinoutloud.

What a load of shit you must be to be rejected by a running sewer.

Maybe if we included the Mugabe government in the bailout package? I mean, why not offer them citizenship too while we're at it.

At current exchange rates, $1.00 US exchanges for $38,000,000,000,000 ($38 quadrillion) old Zimbabwe Dollars (i.e. before August, 2008) or $38,000 new Zimbabwe Dollars.

Carter tried to do the same thing here, but like everything else, failed. (I haven't heard of any of his houses falling in, maybe he should stick to construction work.)

Can the US bar an ex-President from entering the country?

re: #101 Wishing

Rasmussen Poll just called. Do you think President Obama is doing a good job as president?

I KID YOU NOT

If you look at their site, although in the copy they still call him President- elect, the headline is Presidential approval.

[Link: www.rasmussenreports.com...]

Forty percent approve how he is "handling the role" of President-elect.

Note to Jimmah and Annan;

The Useful Idiot Visa expires when your 'Useful Idiot" status does

re: #124 Opinionated

If you look at their site, although in the copy they still call him President- elect, the headline is Presidential approval.

[Link: www.rasmussenreports.com...]

Forty percent approve how he is "handling the role" of President-elect.

That means he has a 60% disapproval rating.

re: #126 Perplexed

That means he has a 60% disapproval rating.

My mistake. Forty strongly approve. Another 21% approve, less strongly- I guess.

re: #56 MandyManners

I briefly heard about that yesterday. What's up with that?

They dropped $23 million bucks worth of the world's taxpayer's money on a new ceiling design:

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

Some Spanish artist is extremely happy.

re: #127 Opinionated

My mistake. Forty strongly approve. Another 21% approve, less strongly- I guess.

No, just using the same standards with obama that the left used with Bush.

This would really be funny if the situation in Zimbabwe weren't so sad. And yet the loony leftists of the world hail Mugabe for his brave whatever. Still, it would be nice to send Carter and Anan into exile with the octogenarian

re: #77 sattv4u2

Are you serious? Some people have posters of their favorite sports figures on their bedroom walls, others their favorite pop culture stars

The average Obama voter has the entire series of Anti-Americans on theirs

Well, at least there was a lot of Che Guevara imagery in their offices.

Although a quick, unscientific survey of students sporting Che T-shirts on my son's campus quickly revealed that not a single one of them knew who he was, what he had done or even what the person's name whose face they were sporting was.

It's amazing how many people you can pack into the left-hand side of the Bell Curve. Some days, it seems like it holds way more than half.

Carter and Annan Barred from Zimbabwe

Hum. Sounds like a Zionist conspiracy for sure.

Now, if we could only keep Kofi and Jimmy out of the USA, what a wonderful world it would be.

re: #31 Doriangrey,

Holy Crap! they are the Legion of Doom!

Actually, I feel Jimmah, Koffi, & Robbie Moogabe are more like the "3 stooges!" I guess "Mo" is upset at Jimmy & Koffi! Those 3 morons love stirring up trouble! And besides, Mo, Curly, Larry, Shep, & Joe were better doing things than these so-called leaders!

HEY! I am the Legion of Doom- doom saying this Barry jimmah carter II presidency will trash the USA to dust. We are all dooommmeeeddd.

OWNED!

But seriously, how desperate does Mugabe have to be to bar one of the guys who put him in power entry into the country? You'd think he'd make some good PR with the UN or something.

Mugabe's still there? Why that senile marxist klepto! Thought he was consulting full time in Caracas and Washington these days.

I think they should also be barred from re entering the US

LOL.

We don't want them either!

re: #24 MandyManners

The Devil's Waiting Room.

re: #138 bombarafat

I think they should also be barred from re entering the US

In Carter's case I don't think we are allowed to do that, unfortunately.

Bless his heart.

As kind and well-intentioned as Jimmy Carter is, I do fervently wish he would stick to Habitat for Humanity, where he does much more good than attempting to intervene in international crises.

Zimbabwe is a catastrophe, and the last thing anyone needs is a president from thirty years ago attempting to fix the situation. While I'm no fan of the liberal illuminati, I do hope that in coming months assumed-new-Sec-of-State Clinton has better success in that arena than Annan and Carter had this week.

Can Carter be barred from entering America?

perhaps there's a place in Jimmah's Library for a portrait of Mugabe ...right next to the collection of Billah's empty beer cans .

how can a man who was president be so obtusely wrong about virtually everything he supports

Oh no, he lost his Zimbab privliges! Oh how the mighty have fallen.