Overnight Open Thread

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Open • Sat Nov 22, 2008 at 11:01 pm PST • Views: 283

Soldier: Quite a sight, wasn’t it Sir?

Col. Edwards: A sight I’d rather not be seeing.

Soldier: Are you worried about them, Sir?

Col. Edwards: Well, they must have a reason for their visits.

Soldier: Visits? Well that would indicate visitors! Are big guns the usual way of welcoming visitors?

Col. Edwards: We haven’t always fired at them.

Soldier: Oh?

Col. Edwards: For a time we tried to contact them by radio, but no response. Then they attacked a town. A small town, I’ll admit. But nevertheless a town of people. People who died.

Soldier: I never heard about that, Sir.

Col. Edwards: Well, it was covered up by the higher echelon. Take any fire, any earthquake, any major disaster, then wonder. Flying saucers, Captain, are still a rumour. Officially.

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 Frank says:

Carl Orestes Franzoni...is *freaky* down to his toe nails. Some day he will live next door to you and your lawn will die. -- Liner notes for "Hungry Freaks, Daddy" on "Freak Out!"