The 50-year-old pop star, who changed his name to Mikaeel

Oh, come on now.

That's just too much.

Makes sense to me- Mo was a pedophile, also.

I'm sure the mullahs are Thrillered to their toes.

islam loves child molesters ... he should fit right in ...

Well, Mikaeel is Michael, so I guess it's just as well.

And we care why...?

Interesting times...this can't do much to enhance the rep of Islam

re: #7 SpartanWoman

Interesting times...this can't do much to enhance the rep of Islam

It might for those who think he's okay.

If this really is true (and I think it IS)...then it's a good thing that self-made mutant now identifies himself with that group, like his brother did in 1989. They can keep him!

re: #8 MandyManners

It might for those who think he's okay.

And who might that be?

re: #10 SpartanWoman

And who might that be?

I don't know anyone personally but, I'm sure they exist.

Of course. Pedophiles are ok in Islam. It's homosexuals who are evil.

Hmmm, kinda the opposite of what we have in America.

Now where do the transgendered stand?

re: #11 MandyManners

I don't know anyone personally but, I'm sure they exist.

Like believing in unicorns and fairies, IMO

Would they dress him in a burqa? He always seem girlish to me.

re: #4 _RememberTonyC

islam loves child molesters ... he should fit right in ...

Speaking of the devil...

A link between terrorism plots and hardcore child pornography is becoming clear after a string of police raids in Britain and across the Continent, an investigation by The Times has discovered. Images of child abuse have been found during Scotland Yard antiterrorism swoops and in big inquiries in Italy and Spain.

Secret coded messages are being embedded into child pornographic images, and paedophile websites are being exploited as a secure way of passing information between terrorists.

British security services are also aware of the trend and believe that it requires further investigation to improve understanding of terrorists’ methods and mindsets. Concerns within the Metropolitan Police led to a plan to run a pilot research project exploring the nature of the link. One source familiar with the proposal said that this could eventually lead to the training of child welfare experts to identify signs of terrorist involvement as they monitor pornographic sites.

SNIP

Hat tip to a Lizard in the previous thread.

re: #13 SpartanWoman

Like believing in unicorns and fairies, IMO

More than that.

The 50-year old pop-star, who first morphed from being a poor black kid into being a rich white woman, has now changed his name from "Michael" to "Mikaeel". No one is sure whether he will wear a burqa or merely the hijab.

Ok, that was awful, completely uncalled for and out of line, I will now give myself many lashes with a wet noodle.

...He was joined for celebration by British singer Yousef Islam, 60, who was called Cat Stevens until he famously converted. However, Jacko is currently faced with charges against him by Sheikh Abdulla bin Hamad Al Khalifa, second son of the King of Bahrain. Reportedly Sheikh Abdulla had lend 7 million dollars to the singer after he faced the child molestation trial.

Maybe this is why he converted? Or am I being cynical again? link

Oh, for pity's sake. Exchange one Neverland for another--Mikaeel's such a [deleted].

Wouldn't be a suprise. His brother Jermaine converted ( reverted ) and I'm sure has been putting the whole Medinan Koranic verses out there and completely omitted the jihad, antisemitism, racism, sexism and hatred of the infidel. Wonder if it'll make the lawsuit from the Baharaini sheik go away?

Will he have to give up all his money that he made making all that un-Islamic music?

re: #17 reine.de.tout

The 50-year old pop-star, who first morphed from being a poor black kid into being a rich white woman, has now changed his name from "Michael" to "Mikaeel". No one is sure whether he will wear a burqa or merely the hijab.

Ok, that was awful, completely uncalled for and out of line, I will now give myself many lashes with a wet noodle.

Give yourself a few more, a just spewed all over my monitors and keyboard...
ROFLMAO!

re: #20 Wilderstad

Wouldn't be a suprise. His brother Jermaine converted ( reverted ) and I'm sure has been putting the whole Medinan Koranic verses out there and completely omitted the jihad, antisemitism, racism, sexism and hatred of the infidel. Wonder if it'll make the lawsuit from the Baharaini sheik go away?

What lawsuit?

Islamist: "...and so that pretty much sums it up. Prepare to die."

Mikaeel: "No, fellas. You must not have heard. I'm Muslim, now."

Islamist: "Oh, we're not killing you because you're an infidel. Or because of the questionable sex practices. Or the androgynous appearance. We're killing you because of HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book I. I mean seriously. You can't call it 'Book I' if there's no 'Book II,' dude."

It's nice to know he balked at being named "The Chosen One", at least.

Anyone can convert to Islam, but that doesn't mean you'll be accepted or not marked for death by other Muslims. Most Muslims will probably give him a wide berth.

Surprised he didn't go with "muhammed" since they have so much in common.

re: #20 Wilderstad

Sorry got the Meccan and Medinan verses mixed up.
Medinan =War
Mecca= Peace. love.

re: #4 _RememberTonyC

islam loves child molesters ... he should fit right in ...

Indeed! Now when he molests children, it will be holy and not criminal.

Jackson also noted he intends to soon move all his assets and his studio from the U.S. to Bahrain, and expressed his hope to be rid of various legal troubles and enjoy the kind of freedom he says he does not have in America.
Notably, if the reports are correct Jackson would not be the first member of his family to make the move to Islam. His brother, Jermaine, who moved to the Gulf nation of Dubai, is also a convert.

Funny! Enjoy the freedom he doesn't have in the USA?

Regardless. His career is so over.

re: #23 MandyManners

The one referenced in post 18 by Outrider.

re: #14 the_flying_pig

Would they dress him in a burqa? He always seem girlish to me.

Strangely enough, I saw him in a photo today wearing a burka. He was walking with his kid in Bahrain, I think.

got to find that photo.

re: #29 Outrider

Funny! Enjoy the freedom he doesn't have in the USA?

Isn't his kind of music haraam?

Hey, I see some duets with Cat Stevens in his future. Won't that be swell?

Is he aware that Islam is only OK with heterosexual pedophiles?

Well, that's a shame. I haven't heard about Michael in a long, long time. Last I heard, Michael was going to buy Oaklawn (Horse) Racetrack along with Tayna Harding.

Tayna planned to do the handicapping, while Michael was interested in riding the three-year-olds.

But this will prolly work out better.

If Jacko did not have money he'd be in a state hospital on haldol

re: #31 Wilderstad

The one referenced in post 18 by Outrider.

Thanks!

re: #31 Wilderstad

The one referenced in post 18 by Outrider.

see my post 29. lol

re: #18 Outrider

Maybe this is why he converted? Or am I being cynical again? link

Won't he have to pay it back any way?

re: #29 Outrider

Funny! Enjoy the freedom he doesn't have in the USA?

Um waht freedoms were those, Michael?

re: #37 SpartanWoman

If Jacko did not have money he'd be in a state hospital on haldol

Or in prison.

re: #33 MandyManners

Isn't his kind of music haraam?

.
and that dance of his! Strictly verbotten! ;-)>

re: #17 reine.de.tout

The 50-year old pop-star, who first morphed from being a poor black kid into being a rich white woman, has now changed his name from "Michael" to "Mikaeel". No one is sure whether he will wear a burqa or merely the hijab.

Ok, that was awful, completely uncalled for and out of line, I will now give myself many lashes with a wet noodle.

Actually, he's already worn a burkha. More than once, IIRC.

re: #39 Outrider

Assets? He still has some? Que'lle suprise!

re: #40 MandyManners

Won't he have to pay it back any way?

in the real world he would. But when has this lad ever been in the real world?

Mohammed’s prophecy

What prophecy?

re: #43 Outrider

.
and that dance of his! Strictly verbotten! ;-)>

re: #47 BignJames

What prophecy?

The one about bad plastic surgery being miraculously erased

I'm confused - I thought Jackson left the US after the charges of child molestation last year, but now he's in LA. Where does he live now?

re: #44 Steffan

Actually, he's already worn a burkha. More than once, IIRC.

Here is one of him with his kid. Looks like they are both in burkas.

re: #46 Outrider

in the real world he would. But when has this lad ever been in the real world?

I wonder what happened to him.

Wonder if an Islamic court will now hear this lawsuit.

LONDON -- Michael Jackson may be too ill to travel to London to testify in a suit which claims he owes an Arab sheikh $7 million, the pop star's lawyer said Tuesday.

Sheikh Abdulla bin Hamad Al Khalifa, the second son of the king of Bahrain, claims that Jackson reneged on a contract for an album, a candid autobiography and a stage play, after accepting millions from the sheikh

re: #29 Outrider

The freedom to indulge in pedophilia and kiddie porn, most likely.

The faces of MJ.

re: #51 Outrider

Here is one of him with his kid. Looks like they are both in burkas.

Good grief!

Proof that they are not brilliant masters of public relations. I can not see how this makes the Moslem community look good. Farrakhan must be spitting. Has he said anything?

Louis Farakhan must be thinking "why couldn't it be James Brown".

Fun fact for the day. Who will the left demonize now that there are no Republicans leading anything? Accidently read the first frame of today's Dunesberry and he went after Dan Qualye and Governor Palin. It's getting kind of sad. Maybe the Republicans should have Newt run the party. That will fire up the left.

re: #52 MandyManners

I wonder what happened to him.

He grew up as a Jehovahs Witness? Too much fame too early? He sang nice when a boy, then just got stranger and weirder. He made the guys in AV club look normal.

re: #52 MandyManners

His sister LaToya at one time had a lot to say about that.
One supremely messed up family.

re: #59 Outrider

He grew up as a Jehovahs Witness? Too much fame too early? He sang nice when a boy, then just got stranger and weirder. He made the guys in AV club look normal.

I think it's the second one.

Ugh, his poor children.

That woman who had his babies for him should be smacked for creating those sweet little kids and then handing them over to this deranged lunatic.

re: #60 Wilderstad

His sister LaToya at one time had a lot to say about that.
One supremely messed up family.

Didn't she go through some freaky cosmetic surgery?

re: #62 gop_patriot

Ugh, his poor children.

That woman who had his babies for him should be smacked for creating those sweet little kids and then handing them over to this deranged lunatic.

Was she paid?

Now lemme see if I've got this right.

Prince becomes a Jehovah's Witness.
'
Madonna becomes Jewish. Guy Ritchie (!?!?) is the stable one in that relationship, so he gets the kids.

Jackson reverts to mussulman.

Travolta becomes a Scientologist, which I assume is not the same as a Scientist.

I'm thinking it must be something to do with the bright lights. Must kinda confuse the synapses somehow.

Prolly why Merle Orbison wore those dark glasses all the time.

re: #58 Dave the...

Louis Farakhan must be thinking "why couldn't it be James Brown".

Fun fact for the day. Who will the left demonize now that there are no Republicans leading anything? Accidently read the first frame of today's Dunesberry and he went after Dan Qualye and Governor Palin. It's getting kind of sad. Maybe the Republicans should have Newt run the party. That will fire up the left.

Garry Trudeau is going to have to start running repeats of his old toons with Obama in there and a Democrat Senate/House. ;-)>

He likes to shop at The Gap Kids in Dubai since he heard boys pants were half off

re: #64 MandyManners

Was she paid?

Probably. Double ugh.

re: #65 razorbacker

Now lemme see if I've got this right.

Prince becomes a Jehovah's Witness.
'
Madonna becomes Jewish. Guy Ritchie (!?!?) is the stable one in that relationship, so he gets the kids.

Jackson reverts to mussulman.

Travolta becomes a Scientologist, which I assume is not the same as a Scientist.

I'm thinking it must be something to do with the bright lights. Must kinda confuse the synapses somehow.

Prolly why Merle Orbison wore those dark glasses all the time.

Ritchie got custody?

and Mikeel already owns his own Niqab so it's a perfect match

re: #67 shug

*WHACK*

re: #65 razorbacker

Merle Orbison

Who?

Will they be hurling him off a building anytime soon?

re: #62 gop_patriot

Ugh, his poor children.

That woman who had his babies for him should be smacked for creating those sweet little kids and then handing them over to this deranged lunatic.

She was paid and paid handsomely for her birthing services. I think she has no feeling for those kids whatsoever. She should be smacked for stupidity and her utter lack of decency.

re: #64 MandyManners

Was she paid?

Oh yeah!

re: #68 gop_patriot

Probably. Double ugh.

Did they do the deed itself or was a turkey baster involved?

re: #70 shug

and Mikeel already owns his own Niqab so it's a perfect match

He already veils his kids too.

I ask for a boobthread and I get this. Charles is torturing me.

re: #62 gop_patriot

Ugh, his poor children.

That woman who had his babies for him should be smacked for creating those sweet little kids and then handing them over to this deranged lunatic.

Personally, I think she should be locked up.

re: #71 gop_patriot

*WHACK*

*WHACKWHACKWHACKWHACK*

re: #72 BignJames

Merle Orbison

Who?

a combo of Merle Oberon and Roy Orbison?

This just breaks my heart. How can the kids be protected?

re: #63 MandyManners

That I don't know. What I do know some can be found here : [Link: www.chicagodefender.com...]

re: #75 vapig

Oh yeah!

Not enough money in the world for me.

re: #74 reine.de.tout

She was paid and paid handsomely for her birthing services. I think she has no feeling for those kids whatsoever. She should be smacked for stupidity and her utter lack of decency.

She tried to get them back, but I think her attempt failed.

re: #72 BignJames

Merle Orbison

Who?

Roy's evil twin

and his kids...

Blanket had his name changed to Flying Carpet

Prince Michael had his name changed to Prince Mickeel

Paris kept her name as it is since Paris is already an Islamic city

I thought he converted to Islam already few years back.
Not surprising, if true.

re: #37 SpartanWoman

If Jacko did not have money he'd be in a state hospital on haldol

The NYP said yesterday that he's so broke, he doesn't even have a bank account.

Apparently his Bahraini sponsor is suing him over money and snacks (including a $7 tub of ice cream) because Jacko reneged on a deal to cut a record in Bahrain.

re: #72 BignJames

Merle Orbison

Who?

Not Merle, Roy. My bad.

Oh, Pretty Woman

Ho. Lee. Sh*t.

re: #69 MandyManners

Ritchie got custody?

That's what I heard on the radio last week. Seems he gave up any claim to her cash and she gave Ritchie custody.

From the sounds of it, if true, Mr. Jackson has basically sold himself into slavery, surrendering his faith to get out of a debt.

re: #90 Iron Fist

Allah's angels? Is that kinda like the Hell's Angels on camels?

DynaClydes.

re: #83 Wilderstad

That I don't know. What I do know some can be found here : [Link: www.chicagodefender.com...]

Here.

re: #76 MandyManners

Did they do the deed itself or was a turkey baster involved?

If she was lucky, the turkey baster.

How icky does someone have to be, when artificial insemination is preferable to the real thing? Yikes.

So what is he going to do for a living? Islam is not most music/dancing/being weirder than snake shoes friendly religion.

re: #81 SpartanWoman

a combo of Merle Oberon and Roy Orbison?

I escaped being named Merle because my father hated being named Merle, and claimed if he wanted to screw up his son he call him Beverly, or Sue, or some such.

I guess Granny really liked '30s movies.

re: #93 razorbacker

That's what I heard on the radio last week. Seems he gave up any claim to her cash and she gave Ritchie custody.

Guess we know what's important to her.

Bitch.

re: #97 gop_patriot

If she was lucky, the turkey baster.

How icky does someone have to be, when artificial insemination is preferable to the real thing? Yikes.

If he could even do it.

Rerelease of MJ Song Ben for new friend OBL

Bin
Bin, the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a friend to call my own
I'll never be alone
And you, my friend, will see
You've got a friend in me
(you've got a friend in me)

Bin, you're always running here and there
You feel you're not wanted anywhere
If you ever look behind
And don't like what you find
There's one thing you should know
You've got a place to go
(you've got a place to go)

I used to say "I" and "me"
Now it's "us", now it's "we"
I used to say "I" and "me"
Now it's "us", now it's "we"
Bin, most people would turn you away
I don't listen to a word they say
They don't see you as I do
I wish they would try to
I'm sure they'd think again
If they had a friend like Ben
(a friend) Like Bin
(like Bin) Like Bin

"An associate said that Jackson chose his new name, which is the name of one of Allah’s angels, after rejecting another Muslim name, Mustafa, which means “the chosen one.”

I guess he didn't want to tread on Obama's territory.

re: #65 razorbacker

Now lemme see if I've got this right.

Prince becomes a Jehovah's Witness.
'
Madonna becomes Jewish. Guy Ritchie (!?!?) is the stable one in that relationship, so he gets the kids.

Jackson reverts to mussulman.

Travolta becomes a Scientologist, which I assume is not the same as a Scientist.

I'm thinking it must be something to do with the bright lights. Must kinda confuse the synapses somehow.

Prolly why Merle Orbison wore those dark glasses all the time.

I believe it's Roy Orbison

I need some mental bleach. brb

just a drive by to check avatar my new delightful d-i-l put up--will check in later!

I can understand why he rejected Mustafa. Remember Mustafa Shag?

A living? He might re-do that Pepsi ad with a more explosive hairspray than before. There's a living. And a shaheed-ing. Don't forget the virgins.

re: #96 MandyManners

Looks like no change from when I saw pictures of her last. Eyes have been lifted with the deer in the headlights look, but her nose job is just as bad as it ever was.

re: #98 USBeast

So what is he going to do for a living? Islam is not most music/dancing/being weirder than snake shoes friendly religion.

Sell his children?

he is so pathetic.
50 and still trying to find himself in such desperate ways.
name change and all.
(i'm still praying "his" children are ok)

re: #84 MandyManners

Not enough money in the world for me.

You and me both! To hand over your child to that monster? *shudder*

re: #110 Daisy

Sell Rent his children?

Fixed.

never liked him...ever...

re: #85 Sharmuta

She tried to get them back, but I think her attempt failed.

Yes, but if I recall how that played out - she made a very feeble attempt to get them back. I remember wondering at the time whether someone was "behind" her in that attempt - in other words, the attempt was not, really, from any feeling she had for the kids, but from someone else wanting to "get" Michael.

re: #114 IslandLibertarian

never liked him...ever...

nor have i.

re: #111 nyc redneck

His children will never be ok.

...for the small boys.

re: #97 gop_patriot

If she was lucky, the turkey baster.

How icky does someone have to be, when artificial insemination is preferable to the real thing? Yikes.

I don't believe he was even involved. These children are biologically white - not mixed blood.

re: #101 MandyManners

If he could even do it.

Eeeww.

I think Mr. Jackson is doing it for the clothes - remember the abaya incident? /

re: #65 razorbacker

You mean Roy Orbison, of course. He was sensitive to light, and wore the glasses (by mistake0 on stage once, and the the look stuck.

Maybe we can start a trend. Any other really dysfunctional has-beens that we can offload onto the Ummah?

How about the UAW pension fund list?

re: #74 reine.de.tout

She was paid and paid handsomely for her birthing services. I think she has no feeling for those kids whatsoever. She should be smacked for stupidity and her utter lack of decency.

i don't think either one of them are biologically related to those children.
i think she was a surrogate for other peoples DNA.
also not connected to him.

re: #109 Wilderstad

Looks like no change from when I saw pictures of her last. Eyes have been lifted with the deer in the headlights look, but her nose job is just as bad as it ever was.

I've seen better looking Pekingese.

In an earlier era, he would have ran off to India to meet his Guru. How things change, yet remain the same.

Ho, hum.

re: #112 vapig

You and me both! To hand over your child to that monster? *shudder*

What was she thinking?!

re: #119 vapig

I don't believe he was even involved. These children are biologically white - not mixed blood.

Really? Didn't know that. I haven't seen pictures of them where they weren't in, well, burkas. :/

Philipino prisoners dance Thriller...

re: #55 jcm

The faces of MJ.

His nose is gone!

re: #127 MandyManners

What was she thinking?!

$$$

so lets listen to a real musician...

/I think it's about zerO...

re: #123 lifeofthemind

Maybe we can start a trend. Any other really dysfunctional has-beens that we can offload onto the Ummah?

How about the UAW pension fund list?

How about the entire Hollywood A list?

/and the B list too

I can't wait for him to go all Jihad-on-the-Infidels and start making Arabic-laced inflammatory statements in that pre-pubescent voice of his.

It's at the point where you can't tell the difference between the real Michael Jackson and the South Park Michael Jackson.

re: #117 pink freud

His children will never be ok.

i guess that's why i'm praying.

paging Buzzsaw...urgent...rewrites of MJ lyrics required

re: #97 gop_patriot

If she was lucky, the turkey baster.

How icky does someone have to be, when artificial insemination is preferable to the real thing? Yikes.

Do you remember when he was married to LisaMarie Presley and they kissed onstage? And it was just cringe-worthy, didn't look real, natural or passionate at all, in any way, shape or form.

By the way, did y'all know that regardless of the good advice, "Never take your troubles to bed" that many men still sleep with their wives?

re: #120 gop_patriot

Eeeww.

Hence my need for mental bleach.

re: #125 MandyManners

Unnatural looking in the extreme. Her plastic surgeon should turn in his scalpel.

re: #128 gop_patriot

Really? Didn't know that. I haven't seen pictures of them where they weren't in, well, burkas. :/

There was some early shots as toddlers. They were white and blue eyed but had the dirty blond look. Sick bastard was dying their hair tow-head blond and you could see the darker roots.

re: #127 MandyManners

What was she thinking?!

"$$$" And here I thought selling children was illegal in this country.

His meeting with Ronaldus Magnus was an 80's oddity I'd rather forget. What was he being honored for, anyway?

You know what is a shame, is the guy actually HAD talent back in the Thriller! days. Then, he went bat-shit loony, was diggin' hanging out and banging little boys (their parents should be shot for allowing their kids to BE there!), and now he completes the circle by becoming a Cult of Splodeydopes sympathizer. Ain't life a bitch.

re: #129 experiencedtraveller

Philipino prisoners dance Thriller...

Over 40,000 comments and over Nineteen million plays!

re: #134 Pawn of the Oppressor

I can't wait for him to go all Jihad-on-the-Infidels and start making Arabic-laced inflammatory statements in that pre-pubescent voice of his.

It's at the point where you can't tell the difference between the real Michael Jackson and the South Park Michael Jackson.

And don't forget his umbrella to protect his delicate skin

Now he gets to wear dresses.

re: #147 Rancher

Now he gets to wear dresses.

Oh so pretty. Yuck!

What did the lady say to MJ on the beach?
Get outa my sun.

re: #147 Rancher

Now he gets to wear dresses.

And lovely "peace scarves"!

re: #131 vapig

$$$

That's the only thing I can think of.

Says a lot about her character.

re: #122 6pat6

You mean Roy Orbison, of course. He was sensitive to light, and wore the glasses (by mistake0 on stage once, and the the look stuck.

For years, I thought that Roy was blind. There was a bio on Ovation channel a while back about his career.

Heartbreaking, and ironic, about the housefire and losing his kids when he'd hit it big.

And I loved him with the Traveling Wilburys, with Tom Petty, Dylan, and that other guy who I can't recall.

I'm sure he'll be quite happy. I wonder what country he'll move too?

re: #12 Dayenu

Of course. Pedophiles are ok in Islam. It's homosexuals who are evil.

Hmmm, kinda the opposite of what we have in America.

Now where do the transgendered stand?

...what is
"in line at the women's bathroom?"
I'll take "your momma" for $200 dollars, alex!

re: #140 Wilderstad

Unnatural looking in the extreme. Her plastic surgeon should turn in his scalpel.

What the customer wants...

re: #153 Sharmuta

I'm sure he'll be quite happy. I wonder what country he'll move too?

Hollywood of course

We watched a dvd from 1991 called Not Without My Daughter last night. Sally Field played a wife and mother of a young daughter stuck in Iran, married to an Iranian doctor. It was based on a true story and was excellent.

re: #144 6pat6

You know what is a shame, is the guy actually HAD talent back in the Thriller! days. Then, he went bat-shit loony, was diggin' hanging out and banging little boys (their parents should be shot for allowing their kids to BE there!), and now he completes the circle by becoming a Cult of Splodeydopes sympathizer. Ain't life a bitch.

The first father that found out and settled should be shot. Had he gone forward with the case instead of being bought off it would have stopped then. Think of the many children he could have saved.

The alleged "King/Queen of Pop" is one weird, tormented bastard, that is for certain. He'll fit right in with the adherents of the "Religion of Whackjobs".

re: #142 Daisy

"$$$" And here I thought selling children was illegal in this country.

Surrogacy isn't as long as no money changes hands. Right?

Shar, he already moved to Bahrain a few years ago. I surmised at the time that it was because Bahrain (among other UAR oiltick states) allows the sale of humans for sex.

re: #137 reine.de.tout

Do you remember when he was married to LisaMarie Presley and they kissed onstage? And it was just cringe-worthy, didn't look real, natural or passionate at all, in any way, shape or form.

Proof positive that Elvis really is dead.

Seeing as how he didn't punch Michael right in the mouth.

re: #158 vapig

Indeed.

re: #162 razorbacker

Proof positive that Elvis really is dead.

Seeing as how he didn't punch Michael right in the mouth.

Agreed. Elvis would have beat the crap out of the dude.

re: #161 Taqiyyotomist

Shar, he already moved to Bahrain a few years ago. I surmised at the time that it was because Bahrain (among other UAR oiltick states) allows the sale of humans for sex.

PIMF: UAE that is.

re: #17 reine.de.tout
Michael Jackson Spotted in Robe and Veil
[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

re: #164 Cathypop

Agreed. Elvis would have beat the crap out of the dude.

Elvis was a southern gentleman. He would never hit a girl.

re: #145 lifeofthemind

Wow!

re: #164 Cathypop

Agreed. Elvis would have beat the crap out of the dude.

And buried him where no one would've ever found him, too.

re: #167 monkeytime

Elvis was a southern gentleman. He would never hit a girl.

Good laugh. Glad I did not have my mouth full of beer.

re: #141 vapig

There was some early shots as toddlers. They were white and blue eyed but had the dirty blond look. Sick bastard was dying their hair tow-head blond and you could see the darker roots.

they are simply accouterments, used by him to further his own fantasy of being white.
he is a sick s.o.b.

re: #162 razorbacker

Proof positive that Elvis really is dead.

Seeing as how he didn't punch Michael right in the mouth.

Punch? He would've used that .44 of his...

re: #164 Cathypop

Agreed. Elvis would have beat the crap out of the dude.

And this once-brilliant performer is relevant how?

re: #167 monkeytime

Elvis was a southern gentleman. He would never hit a girl.

ROFLMAO!

Jackson is a creepy guy, and this doesn't subtract from that.

re: #137 reine.de.tout

Do you remember when he was married to LisaMarie Presley and they kissed onstage? And it was just cringe-worthy, didn't look real, natural or passionate at all, in any way, shape or form.

Yes! Everyone almost threw up. LOL And there was a video with her in it also, wasn't there? I seem to remember gagging about that one too.

When will Oprah have him on via satelite feed?

There will be more, I'll bet. More celebs embracing the ROP.

re: #100 MandyManners

Guess we know what's important to her.

Bitch.

I so agree.

As awful as the last evening my EH was in the house was, I'm actually grateful that his actions allowed me to secure sole custody during our separation.

He hasn't responded to the divorce petition, so I have no idea when things will be finalized.

re: #65 razorbacker

Now lemme see if I've got this right.

Prince becomes a Jehovah's Witness.
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Madonna becomes Jewish. Guy Ritchie (!?!?) is the stable one in that relationship, so he gets the kids.

Jackson reverts to mussulman.

Travolta becomes a Scientologist, which I assume is not the same as a Scientist.

I'm thinking it must be something to do with the bright lights. Must kinda confuse the synapses somehow.

Prolly why Merle Orbison wore those dark glasses all the time.

Tom Cruise is not only a Scientologist, He's their celebrity poster child.

Karen Black is a Scientologist, also, but she stays out of the limelight and most people who don't remember the several nude scenes she shot during her career probably don't know who she is.

Jim Baen once explained that L. Ron Hubbard made a bet with John Campbell that he could create a religion and get people to believe in it. That's when he wrote "Dianetics."

Roy Orbison wore sunglasses because it was one of his trademarks.

re: #139 MandyManners

LOL

re: #141 vapig

Sick bastard was dying their hair tow-head blond and you could see the darker roots.

Oh no. I had no idea.

re: #179 Taqiyyotomist

There will be more, I'll bet. More celebs embracing the ROP.

Jacko is on the scrabby end of trends these days.

re: #173 MandyManners

Thanks Mandy. Was having a blue day and now I know why. Need to go put an Elvis Disc on the player. maybe 3 or 4. Night all. Going to enjoy some Elvis

re: #180 goddessoftheclassroom

I so agree.

As awful as the last evening my EH was in the house was, I'm actually grateful that his actions allowed me to secure sole custody during our separation.

He hasn't responded to the divorce petition, so I have no idea when things will be finalized.

Isn't there a rule that will allow the court to finalize it if he refuses to respond?

Code Pink goes to Iran...
Code Pink, Ahmadinejad, Peace Delegation to Iran

Ahmadinejad came to America recently and met for TWO HOURS with a bunch of American peace groups. Code Pink asked to be allowed to go to Iran and meet with people there and Ahmadinejad said YES (and mentioned he'd like for Iranian peace groups to be allowed into the US for the same reason). So Code Pink folks are there RIGHT NOW working for peace.
...

He also used the opportunity to tell us that - I believe - 60% of the energy used in Iran is sustainable - the majority is water and they have solar and wind. They are developing that more and he has a commitment to that but he also wanted the freedom to develop nuclear power.
...
The CODEPINK women proposed inviting American and Iranian artists to build a "peace park" in Tehran, a memorial dedicated to people-to-people commitment to peace and diplomacy between our two countries.

They also proposed a plan to invest funds in an Iranian business, one that produces green and sustainable products, such as bicycles. This grassroots investment would be the opposite of efforts by the Bush administration and Congress to tighten sanctions, a move which CODEPINK thinks would only hurt ordinary, everyday Iranians. Such a symbolic CODEPINK investment in a green, sustainable business would challenge U.S. regulations blocking trade with Iran and would show how diplomacy and trade are preferable to war and sanctions.

Ha!

re: #64 MandyManners

Was she paid?

IIRC, yes. And MJ dumped a lot of money on her as part of the divorce settlement, six or seven figures' worth.

re: #179 Taqiyyotomist

There will be more, I'll bet. More celebs embracing the ROP.

It will be a cold day in hell when most starlets willing cover up all that expensive plastic surgery to walk around in burqa.

Madonna was a neighbor of mine in Miami. She enjoyed bicycling nude up Brickell Avenue after midnight. Letterman actually got some footage of that, IIRC.

re: #187 Steffan

IIRC, yes. And MJ dumped a lot of money on her as part of the divorce settlement, six or seven figures' worth.

Isn't that similar to selling one's soul?

re: #181 Steffan

I read the bet was with Robert A. Heinlein

re: #160 MandyManners

Surrogacy isn't as long as no money changes hands. Right?

Surrogacy is one thing (paying the woman for her medical costs and some small amt of $ ) but from some of the posts here I gather that the 'mother' was paid handsomely -- which sounds like the kids themselves were bought and paid for. But do I really know? No. And surrogate mothers may indeed be paid for the kids they carry, for all I really know. Let's just hope there aren't too many willing to sell their offspring to pedophiles, as happened in the case of MJ.

re: #188 Sharmuta

It will be a cold day in hell when most starlets willing cover up all that expensive plastic surgery to walk around in burqa.

BINGO!

re: #186 Killgore Trout

Isn't that illegal?

re: #186 Killgore Trout

Code Pink goes to Iran...
Code Pink, Ahmadinejad, Peace Delegation to Iran

Ha!

Oh great. More ugly women in pink. I am sooo out of here.
Elvis and I are having a good time grilling.

re: #192 Daisy

Surrogacy is one thing (paying the woman for her medical costs and some small amt of $ ) but from some of the posts here I gather that the 'mother' was paid handsomely -- which sounds like the kids themselves were bought and paid for. But do I really know? No. And surrogate mothers may indeed be paid for the kids they carry, for all I really know. Let's just hope there aren't too many willing to sell their offspring to pedophiles, as happened in the case of MJ.

Did she know he was then?

re: #185 MandyManners

Isn't there a rule that will allow the court to finalize it if he refuses to respond?

Sort of. As of Aug. 28, 2009, I can file an affidavit stating that we've lived apart for two years, to which he'll have 20 days to respond. The financial settlement will be the challenging part; I know he's going to make things difficult--he just doesn't deal with things. As long as I continue to get the court-ordered support I currently do, I don't really care.

Well, he could come back here and run for president. Apparently an embarrassing history and questionable friends are not an obstacle...

re: #189 quickjustice

Madonna was a neighbor of mine in Miami. She enjoyed bicycling nude up Brickell Avenue after midnight. Letterman actually got some footage of that, IIRC.

Not even some panties?

re: #197 goddessoftheclassroom

Sort of. As of Aug. 28, 2009, I can file an affidavit stating that we've lived apart for two years, to which he'll have 20 days to respond. The financial settlement will be the challenging part; I know he's going to make things difficult--he just doesn't deal with things. As long as I continue to get the court-ordered support I currently do, I don't really care.

If he refuses to agree, won't the court just order whatever it deems fair?

re: #190 MandyManners

Isn't that similar to selling one's soul?

It's even worse. It's selling someone else's soul.

re: #125 MandyManners

I've seen better looking Pekingese.

Dye half of her hair blond and she could be the cartoon version of Cruella De Vil.

Islamic Secret Council:
Mustafa: We have to get an American celebrity to promote Islam, like the scientologists did, without the creepy factor
Ackbar: I'm on it!
Mustafa: Not Tom Cruise! No couches!
Ackbar: Deal!

(3 months later).

Ackbar: I got someone, very famous, everyone knows them!
Mustafa: Angelina and Brad? I loved them in Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
A: No.
M: Aniston? She still seems to not be over things. Hmmm... The fat guy from King Kong? Ooooh... Bill O'Reilly? that would really tick off the Palin folks
A: No.
M: Not Michael Moore...
A: No. He asked about pay and sex equality in the Imam field, and was cranky when the gift dates gave him the runs.
M: Praise Allah, I think they got him right in Team America. Ok, so who then? Someone big, yes?
A: Michael Jackson!
M: (long pause)... Michael Jackson?
A: Yuppers! Cool eh?
M: Did you, uhm, google him?
A: No, he's always on the front of the papers... very popular, yes?!
M: Yeah, you're fired.

re: #201 Daisy

It's even worse. It's selling someone else's soul.

I hadn't thought of it that way. That's evil.

re: #166 jaunte

Michael Jackson Spotted in Robe and Veil
[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

LOL.
So I wasn't so far off!

re: #202 Steffan

Dye half of her hair blond and she could be the cartoon version of Cruella De Vil.

Wow! Spot on.

re: #189 quickjustice

Madonna was a neighbor of mine in Miami. She enjoyed bicycling nude up Brickell Avenue after midnight. Letterman actually got some footage of that, IIRC.

That just puts so many images running through my feelthy leetle mind.

And a question as to the type of bicycle seat she preferred. I guess it's too much to ask that she used one of those 70s style banana bikes?

re: #194 Sharmuta

Sending money to Iran is very illegal. Any Iranian investment will most likely get them some jail time. Obama may change things.

re: #195 Cathypop

Oh great. More ugly women in pink. I am sooo out of here.
Elvis and I are having a good time grilling.

All Code Pink women would look better in a burqa.

re: #186 Killgore Trout

Where to begin .. good Lord .. where to begin?

re: #200 MandyManners

If he refuses to agree, won't the court just order whatever it deems fair?

I don't know. I hope so. The ridiculous thing is that although I'm the "injured party," I'm willing to be civil and fair, but he's not.

MC Ren and Ice Cube (formerly of N.W.A.) are on the list. Quite a few celebs in there. A disproportionate number of rappers. Look way down the page for the "undetermined former religion" section, it is the largest...probably contains more celebs than converts from Christianity or Judaism for example.

So sad when a good gangsta rapper turns to something destructive like Islam.
/

re: #208 Killgore Trout

Sending money to Iran is very illegal. Any Iranian investment will most likely get them some jail time. Obama may change things.

That's a troubling thought.

re: #211 goddessoftheclassroom

I don't know. I hope so. The ridiculous thing is that although I'm the "injured party," I'm willing to be civil and fair, but he's not.

Don't forget that the asshole is counting on that. Typical abuser crap.

re: #186 Killgore Trout

Code Pink goes to Iran...
Code Pink, Ahmadinejad, Peace Delegation to Iran

Ha!

If we're really lucky, maybe they'll volunteer to be human shields when Israel finally gets fed up with Ahmadinnerjacket and the mullahs.

re: #181 Steffan

Who's John Campbell? Is there a wiki bio?

re: #214 MandyManners

Don't forget that the asshole is counting on that. Typical abuser crap.

You're right, of course. One thing, though, I'm willing to tough out the negations no matter how tempting it is to just get it over with.

re: #186 Killgore Trout

Will the "cats" be interested in that sort of "meat"?

Will Dinnerjacket draw the line at the Boobs not Bombs broads?

Elvis may have had a problem with food and pills, but he was a standup guy right to the end. The 50s rebel actually was pretty normal.

re: #67 shug

I thought that was JCPenney.

re: #217 goddessoftheclassroom

You're right, of course. One thing, though, I'm willing to tough out the negations no matter how tempting it is to just get it over with.

I ended up taking ALL the marital debt (and, his premarital debt) just to make him go away.

re: #96 MandyManners

Here.

As if having MJ as a 'father' weren't bad enough, they also have a Aunt LaToya.
God help them.

In other musical-religious news:

Vatican forgives John Lennon for Jesus remark

re: #218 OldLineTexan

Will the "cats" be interested in that sort of "meat"?

Will Dinnerjacket draw the line at the Boobs not Bombs broads?

Even Mr. Dinnerjacket will be totally turned off by Sherry Glaser's..."attributes"...

/Londo

re: #186 Killgore Trout

Code Pink goes to Iran...
Code Pink, Ahmadinejad, Peace Delegation to Iran

Ha!

it must be so difficult for dinner jacket to suffer the presence of these slobs.
but he is so stupid he actually thinks they are embarrassing america.
so he welcomes them.
has he no idea whatsoever that people here don't give a shit abt. these irrelevant demented ugly, old, obese hags all dressed up like 12 yr. olds.

great, let them play together.

Code Pink goes to Iran...

There's a photo out there of a female protest at the Capital in DC in November of 1941. They called Roosevelt a war monger and were demanding he demilitarize. Wisc Governor LaFollete said the same thing that week. I should do a search for the photo.

Maybe Mikaeeel should try to play a concert for his new brothers here.

re: #216 lifeofthemind

Who's John Campbell? Is there a wiki bio?

He was a sci-fi magazine editor and occasional writer. he wrote "Who Goes There?" which was adapted as "The Thing from Another World", better known for the Carpenter adaptation, titled simply "The Thing".

Did the men in the Codepink delegation wear pink? The Prevention of Vice and Promotion of Virtue cops must have been just itching to give tune-ups. And they all were probably told, do not touch them, this is propaganda. But you know they wanted to.

re: #221 MandyManners

I completely understand that. I've had a few moments when that ran through my mind. I'm VERY lucky to have an excellent job that I love, my house, my kids, and my mom nearby.

After what I've gone through, I truly don't know how less well-employed, less educated, less well-supported women cope.

re: #211 goddessoftheclassroom

I don't know. I hope so. The ridiculous thing is that although I'm the "injured party," I'm willing to be civil and fair, but he's not.

Do not, under any circumstances, stick your hand in the cage of a barking biting dog.

re: #225 nyc redneck

it must be so difficult for dinner jacket to suffer the presence of these slobs.
but he is so stupid he actually thinks they are embarrassing america.
so he welcomes them.
has he no idea whatsoever that people here don't give a shit abt. these irrelevant demented ugly, old, obese hags all dressed up like 12 yr. olds.

great, let them play together.

Why didn't the CIA steal their passports while they were there? THen we could have laughed our asses off at Dinnerjacket being stuck with them.

re: #231 Daisy

Do not, under any circumstances, stick your hand in the cage of a barking biting dog.

Excellent advice.

John Wood Campbell, Jr

re: #223 Sharmuta

In other musical-religious news:

Vatican forgives John Lennon for Jesus remark

Whew!

re: #222 Daisy

As if having MJ as a 'father' weren't bad enough, they also have a Aunt LaToya.
God help them.

I'm beginning to think there's some kind of mental illness at play.

re: #207 razorbacker

That just puts so many images running through my feelthy leetle mind.

And a question as to the type of bicycle seat she preferred. I guess it's too much to ask that she used one of those 70s style banana bikes?

It puts even worse images into my head.

The Japanese can be remarkable perverts at times. Google "Japanese bicycle" with the filters off. Hint: NSFW!

My peripheral vision keeps telling me that the former thread is something about Katie Couric. Hm.

re: #233 goddessoftheclassroom

Excellent advice.

I.E. Don't shake Joy Behar's hand.

re: #186 Killgore Trout

Why don't they stay in Iran and enjoy the wonderful treatment of women there? Ahmadinedjad surely has some pink chadors for them.

re: #235 Daisy

Whew!

Yeah- I was pretty concerned over that too. But now I can listen to my Beatles guilt free!

re: #230 goddessoftheclassroom

I completely understand that. I've had a few moments when that ran through my mind. I'm VERY lucky to have an excellent job that I love, my house, my kids, and my mom nearby.

After what I've gone through, I truly don't know how less well-employed, less educated, less well-supported women cope.

They don't.

re: #236 MandyManners

I think LaToya and Mikeel are the same person. They are never, ever photographed together as bro/sis. Some Velcro boobs and a wig, Voila!, we go from Mikeel to LaToya.

They are one and the same.

re: #230 goddessoftheclassroom

I completely understand that. I've had a few moments when that ran through my mind. I'm VERY lucky to have an excellent job that I love, my house, my kids, and my mom nearby.

After what I've gone through, I truly don't know how less well-employed, less educated, less well-supported women cope.

Close friends of ours just went through a divorce. She was a stay at home mom with three kids, and is struggling. The kids are not handling it very well, 11, 8 and 6. I can't imagine how how tough it is.

re: #59 Outrider

He grew up as a Jehovahs Witness? Too much fame too early? He sang nice when a boy, then just got stranger and weirder. He made the guys in AV club look normal.

I was with the Witnesses when he was disfellowshipped. We didn't even know he was a member. The organization in Brooklyn kept this basically a secret.

It was quite a surprise.

re: #238 Taqiyyotomist

My peripheral vision keeps telling me that the former thread is something about Katie Couric. Hm.

LOL!

re: #243 6pat6

I think LaToya and Mikeel are the same person. They are never, ever photographed together as bro/sis. Some Velcro boobs and a wig, Voila!, we go from Mikeel to LaToya.

They are one and the same.

That explains it!

re: #247 MandyManners

Am I right!

re: #189 quickjustice

Madonna was a neighbor of mine in Miami. She enjoyed bicycling nude up Brickell Avenue after midnight. Letterman actually got some footage of that, IIRC.

re: #199 MandyManners

Not even some panties?

This is Madonna we're talking about. I'd be surprised if her bicycle had a seat.

re: #216 lifeofthemind

Who's John Campbell? Is there a wiki bio?

Yeppers.

He was one of the primo SF editors during the Golden Age.

re: #237 Steffan

It puts even worse images into my head.

The Japanese can be remarkable perverts at times. Google "Japanese bicycle" with the filters off. Hint: NSFW!

Wow. Who'd a thought that?

Battery dying, so razorbacker is out.

re: #244 jcm

Close friends of ours just went through a divorce. She was a stay at home mom with three kids, and is struggling. The kids are not handling it very well, 11, 8 and 6. I can't imagine how how tough it is.

I'll say a prayer for her and her children tonight. I hope she finds the support she needs.

re: #233 goddessoftheclassroom

Excellent advice.

I've been there and learned my lesson. Took me a $300 plus per hour Harvard law school graduate to stand between me and the cage and protect me. Best money I've ever spent. Having said that, divorce stinks. Then again, my current husband is the best guy in the world. :) Life will keep getting better.

re: #249 gmsc

This is Madonna we're talking about. I'd be surprised if her bicycle had a seat.

GAK! Brain Bleach, Brain Bleach, Brain Bleach, Brain Bleach!

re: #248 6pat6

Am I right!

Mebbe'.

re: #249 gmsc

This is Madonna we're talking about. I'd be surprised if her bicycle had a seat.

Oh, you're just terrible.

re: #246 MandyManners

LOL!

Nope...

[Link: www.imdb.com...]

re: #257 Walter L. Newton

Obvious photoshop.

re: #244 jcm

Close friends of ours just went through a divorce. She was a stay at home mom with three kids, and is struggling. The kids are not handling it very well, 11, 8 and 6. I can't imagine how how tough it is.

Is he paying child support? On time?

re: #252 goddessoftheclassroom

I'll say a prayer for her and her children tonight. I hope she finds the support she needs.

We're doing what we can, which realistically isn't much, her mom is close which is a big help. The 6 year girl has really latched onto me, she sees her father regularly, but what's a girl to think when daddy leaves?

grrr...

re: #254 jcm

Jeez, ain't that true! Where that part of Madonna has been over the years, I'll bet the seat needed to be changed out after every ride...

...assuming there WAS a seat, of course.

Yeah, I know...ewww!