New thread smell!

“Return of the Clintons”

How does one get one's account removed?

Financial foreboding and the return of the Clintons? Wheee!

George Clinton is Kool.

re: #3 Blackeyed Pierce

How does one get one's account removed?

Say something really stupid?

re: #3 Blackeyed Pierce

How does one get one's account removed?

It's very easy: Don't use it anymore.

I happened to catch a few bars of Mike Huckabee’s band playing “Twist and Shout” earlier on Fox News, and it robbed me of the will to live.

LMAO...Great line Charles. Can I pick out my new laptop, now.

I was in a cold-medication induced coma last night... and now I remember the "Fox" Huckabee "Twist and Shout" intruding into the feverish nightmare I was having.
It was a god-awful cover of T&S...

/What is a Huckabee?

re: #3 Blackeyed Pierce

How does one get one's account removed?

You don't need to ask, just stop coming here. Now, if you do something really dumb, then you'll never be able to get back.

That's right, watching them slaughter that song was even more pathetic than the Dan Rather talk. Maybe Huck should have shown him the throbbing memo once again?

NEWSFLASH:
The Clinton's have already returned. Virtually everyone Obama has appointed was a member of the Clinton Administration.

Huckabee’s band should be banned.

I happened to catch a few bars of Mike Huckabee’s band playing “Twist and Shout” earlier on Fox News, and it robbed me of the will to live.

Please don't tell me there was a saxaphone...

Their rendition of "Twist and Shout" was not the most brilliant thing I've ever heard...if the singer had been in tune, it would have been a lot better.

/just needs another rehearsal!

re: #7 Killgore Trout

It's very easy: Don't use it anymore.

I tried that. I was shocked it still worked.

I just had a Harry & dAVID'S Milk & Dark Chocolate Mint. Heaven! Sex can never be replaced but these come in second. Taking one to have tomorrow morning with coffee.

re: #3 Blackeyed Pierce

How does one get one's account removed?

Having fun yet?

re: #11 PatrioticNaturalizedAmerican

That's right, watching them slaughter that song was even more pathetic than the Dan Rather talk. Maybe Huck should have shown him the throbbing memo once again?

Probably. I appreciate the wide scope of guests he's brought on so far.

I happened to catch a few bars of Mike Huckabee’s band playing “Twist and Shout” earlier on Fox News, and it robbed me of the will to live.

/nothing can be as ridiculously embarrassing as the unspeakable travesty that occurred last week

Is anyone else watching this car chase in California?

Some actress stabbed her boyfriend, and is now running from police on I-5! I don't know my celebrities that well, but they keep calling her "Reese".

Yee-hawww!

My beloved Calgary Stampeders have beat the Montreal Alouettes for the Grey Cup. One of the most toughest, hard-fought games in the 96 years of CFL History and Montreal was a tough team to beat. 22-14.

My hat's off to Henry Burris, QB, for his extraordinary focus, punter DiAngelis and his magic tootsies and the offensive team for a job well done.

*applause*

G*d I love those guys.

/now I have to go through CFL withdrawal until next year *sob*

re: #16 Blackeyed Pierce

I tried that. I was shocked it still worked.

No, he means if you don't use it, then nothing comes of having it. It's sort of like having a TV, and if you don't like what's on, change the channel or turn it off.

Is this going to turn into a troll roast?

re: #21 gmsc

Is anyone else watching this car chase in California?

Some actress stabbed her boyfriend, and is now running from police on I-5! I don't know my celebrities that well, but they keep calling her "Reese".

Reese Witherspoon?

re: #16 Blackeyed Pierce

I tried that. I was shocked it still worked.

Try it again, but this time keep in mind that Charles has a tendency to "hide" accounts rather than "delete" them, so you'll never be purged. Bwahahaha!

re: #12 IlyaUnion

NEWSFLASH:
The Clinton's have already returned. Virtually everyone Obama has appointed was a member of the Clinton Administration.

The dems should have really just elected Hillary at this rate.

re: #21 gmsc

Is anyone else watching this car chase in California?

Some actress stabbed her boyfriend, and is now running from police on I-5! I don't know my celebrities that well, but they keep calling her "Reese".

Witherspoon?

re: #20 Killian Bundy

/nothing can be as ridiculously embarrassing as the unspeakable travesty that occurred last week

Doesnt he own a mirror? Isnt he aware of the fact that he is an old man?
..betcha he wears bell bottoms

re: #24 Walter L. Newton

Reese Witherspoon?

No, with her knife!

/Here all week!
/Try the veal!

re: #21 gmsc

Is anyone else watching this car chase in California?

Some actress stabbed her boyfriend, and is now running from police on I-5! I don't know my celebrities that well, but they keep calling her "Reese".

Witherspoon?!

re: #16 Blackeyed Pierce

I tried that. I was shocked it still worked.

You're doing it wrong. If you were not using your account you wouldn't know it it was still active. Try again, harder this time.

I happened to catch a few bars of Mike Huckabee’s band playing “Twist and Shout” earlier on Fox News,

Oh the humanity!

re: #21 gmsc

Link?

re: #29 gmsc

Booo!

re: #27 Sharmuta

Witherspoon?

No, with her . . . aaah, see #29.

Actually, I kinda like ol' Huckabee. He might have done better than McCain in the election, just because he comes from that place called "no need.."
I think McCain came across as "needy" --too anxious--and that's a deal breaker with most people.

Barry certainly has a lot of trust in mankind to put so many Clintonistas and the Chief Dragon Lady herself in his administration. I guess all that's left is "hope"-I don't see much change from ten years ago.

re: #12 IlyaUnion

NEWSFLASH:
The Clinton's have already returned. Virtually everyone Obama has appointed was a member of the Clinton Administration.

I recall when Clinton came in he re-treaded Carter idiots like Warren Christopher...wonder if he's still around so he can f**k up some more things...

re: #29 gmsc

Nice one.

Don't have to ask twice. Your account's blocked before you melt down.

re: #31 Killgore Trout

You're doing it wrong. If you were not using your account you wouldn't know it it was still active. Try again, harder this time.

Forget it, he may have a brain fart, you may scare him.

re: #34 Sharmuta

Booo!

{hugs}

I've been waiting for an open thread to use that joke.

re: #35 gmsc

No, with her . . . aaah, see #29.

Ok, I HATE PUNS, but that was clever.

re: #35 gmsc

No, with her . . . aaah, see #29.

Oh wow, gmsc. I think I heard crickets on that one...and a balloon deflating. :)

re: #21 gmsc

Is anyone else watching this car chase in California?

Some actress stabbed her boyfriend, and is now running from police on I-5! I don't know my celebrities that well, but they keep calling her "Reese".

peanut butter cup...

re: #42 gmsc

{hugs} I've been waiting for an open thread to use that joke.

Oh, shit. The whole thing was a set up. I missed that. Ok, I take it back, that was NOT CLEVER.

re: #21 gmsc

Is anyone else watching this car chase in California?

Some actress stabbed her boyfriend, and is now running from police on I-5! I don't know my celebrities that well, but they keep calling her "Reese".

Do u have an online link please?

re: #44 bosforus

Oh wow, gmsc. I think I heard crickets on that one...and a balloon deflating. :)

:-P

;)

re: #20 Killian Bundy

My God that was disturbing.

re: #35 gmsc

No, with her . . . aaah, see #29.

Oh THAT is funny! With her spoon...hahahaha

I am in ur dings, IyaUnion.

re: #48 gmsc

I'll have to remember that one. It's just my style.

Good evening.

Teh futures market is almost unmoved tonight, with the the DOW down 22 points, the S&P 500 up 1 point,a nd the NASDAQ down 1.5 points.

The Nikkei is up 207 points and the Hang Seng is down 419 points.

Also. it's starting to look a lot like Citigroup is going to get a gift from Santa.

Citigroup, Fed Said to Weigh Plan to Limit Losses

Nov. 23 (Bloomberg) -- Citigroup Inc. and U.S. regulators are in talks to limit the bank’s potential losses on more than $100 billion of toxic assets after the stock’s plunge last week sparked concerns about the company’s fate, four people familiar with the matter said.

The Federal Reserve and Treasury Department have been locked in discussions with Citigroup and other regulators throughout the weekend and a deal may be reached as soon as today, according to the people, who declined to be identified because the negotiations are confidential. The plan under consideration calls for the assets to remain at Citigroup, with the government agreeing to assume losses beyond a specified amount, two of the people said.

The holdings that may be guaranteed are a portion of the $400 billion pile of mortgages, bonds, auto loans and corporate loans that Chief Executive Officer Vikram Pandit pledged in May to shed within three years, the two people said. While the amount to be covered under the plan is under discussion, the talks are focused on about $100 billion to $200 billion of the assets, they said.

re: #42 gmsc

My dad would probably like it.

Who is IlyaUnion and why is she dinging down innocuous posts?

re: #12 IlyaUnion

NEWSFLASH:
The Clinton's have already returned. Virtually everyone Obama has appointed was a member of the Clinton Administration.

Some "change".

re: #3 Blackeyed Pierce

How does one get one's account removed?

ROTFLMAO... You just did it Wile E Coyote Super Genius...

re: #37 livefreeor die

Barry certainly has a lot of trust in mankind to put so many Clintonistas and the Chief Dragon Lady herself in his administration. I guess all that's left is "hope"-I don't see much change from ten years ago.

I wonder why you got a down ding for that? I do think that HOPE means one thing--more people from the Hope, Arkansas mafia--Clintonistas.

re: #23 Walter L. Newton

No, he means if you don't use it, then nothing comes of having it. It's sort of like having a TV, and if you don't like what's on, change the channel or turn it off.

Don't believe this! Actually, once you set up an LGF account, you are required to spent at least six hours a day logged in, and you must post at least 20 comments per day. It's an enormous time commitment. A lot of people can't handle it. It has been known to ruin marriages and careers.

Blackeyed Pierce, I congratulate you on making the decision to terminate your account. Here's how you do it: First, submit a $200 donation to LGF, which will serve as your administrative fee. Then email Charles and ask him to terminate your account. Make sure you check back every hour or two, to see when you're no longer able to log in.

re: #40 Charles

Don't have to ask twice. Your account's blocked before you melt down.

Looks like IlyaUnion is having a meltdown right now...everybody gets a ding.

re: #45 LGoPs

peanut butter cup...

No with her . . . um . . . darn!

Actually, I think that was a more of a collision than a car chase.

/There's No Right Way to Eat a Rhesus

I saw that Twist and Shout bit, I was uncertain when he started introducing people from around the studio as members of the band. When they started playing I only could handle the first twist and shout stanza, the sound warble and camera shots added to the nausea and I had to leave, too (but this was last night and I shied away tonight for that very reason)

As for tonight, I thought watching the weird but true animal stories would be a better watch, but I was wrong there too - vapid, obvious, uneducational...

So, I come here and see we might have a gamey barbecue?

re: #23 Walter L. Newton

No, he means if you don't use it, then nothing comes of having it. It's sort of like having a TV, and if you don't like what's on, change the channel or turn it off.

Is this going to turn into a troll roast?

MMM... if you don't want to be a member here anymore and want to give up your account in an uncivilized manner, irritate everyone enough to make them pile on and then do something really insulting!

re: #53 3 wood

Say, what's your sourse for market futures?

/CNN is time delayed

A Clintonian Mideast negotiator throws in the towel.

I've been a Palestinian firster for most of my professional life. I believe that the Palestinian issue is the core of the Arab-Israeli conflict, the key to regional peace, and the sine qua non for preserving Israel as a Jewish democratic state.

Surprisingly he doesn't blame Israel

The dysfunction and confusion in Palestine make a conflict-ending agreement almost impossible. The divisions between Hamas (itself divided) and Fatah (even more divided) are now geographic, political and hard to bridge. Until the Palestinian national movement finds a way to impose a monopoly over the forces of violence in Palestinian society, it cannot move to statehood.

Advice to Obama

I would, however, respectfully suggest to President-elect Barck Obama, in my capacity as an American who doesn't want to see America fail again, that he recognize there's no deal in this negotiation now.

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

Advice Obama will likely not take. Obama takes his advice from Israel haters who want Israel pressured.

WASHINGTON -- Many of the Republicans emerging as potential members of the Obama administration have professional and ideological ties to Brent Scowcroft, a former national-security adviser turned public critic of the Bush White House.

[Link: online.wsj.com...]

re: #58 katemaclaren

I wonder why you got a down ding for that? I do think that HOPE means one thing--more people from the Hope, Arkansas mafia--Clintonistas.

I must have violated the Fairness Doctrine.

re: #62 Right mind left

Well, Charles already toasted him, so he's gone. No fun.

Hillary has given me reason to really dislike Obama more then I already did.

re: #54 Sharmuta

My dad would probably like it.

As long as your dad is familiar enough with the actress to ask "Witherspoon?", it should work.

re: #40 Charles

Ummm...Any word, except NO, on my new laptop, Charles? LOL.

re: #49 lesbianrainforest

My God that was disturbing.

/take deep, slow breaths

Reese Whitherspoon did back-up with Huckabee on Twist and Shout?

I've got to get off this medication...

re: #67 DesertSage

Hillary has given me reason to really dislike Obama more then I already did.

I'm surprised she's dong this. I smell a trap.

re: #29 gmsc

No, with her knife!

/Here all week!
/Try the veal!

LOLOLOLOL!

re: #67 DesertSage

Hillary has given me reason to really dislike Obama more then I already did.

I'm still waiting for an apology from Bill for stealing my girlfriend Monica.

re: #35 gmsc

No, with her . . . aaah, see #29.

THAT was FUNNY!

re: #71 IslandLibertarian

Reese Whitherspoon did back-up with Huckabee on Twist and Shout?

I've got to get off this medication...

Only once the Clintons were back.

re: #66 Walter L. Newton

Well, Charles already toasted him, so he's gone. No fun.

Yeah, what a shame. This could have been worth an extra $200 (see my post #59, which was a little too late).

re: #71 IslandLibertarian

Reese Whitherspoon did back-up with Huckabee on Twist and Shout?

Someone played the spoons in Huckabee's Twist and Shout?

re: #74 Walter L. Newton

I'm still waiting for an apology from Bill for stealing my girlfriend Monica.

To hell with your girlfriend, what about my cigars?!

re: #75 Right mind left

THAT was FUNNY!

And I was stupid enough to go to Drudge, Cnn and Fox looking for a news flash.

re: #41 Walter L. Newton

Forget it, he may have a brain fart, you may scare him.

Speakin of brain farts, Billy Slater, the fullback for the Australian rugby league Kangaroos, has a massive brainfart during the world cup final against the NZ Kiwis.

Vid is not that good,sorry, but I think you will get the crux.

Thanks Billy, we appreciated your help. (NZ 34 - Aus 20)

re: #66 Walter L. Newton

Well, Charles already toasted him, so he's gone. No fun.

I'm always last to the barbecue and I need a chew toy -
WWWAAHHH

re: #72 Sharmuta

I'm surprised she's dong this. I smell a trap.

I agree. She'll be right there in the thick of things and before you know it, things just happen to start getting leaked.

re: #63 Killian Bundy

Say, what's your sourse for market futures?

/CNN is time delayed

He is personal friends with John Titor... lol...lol...lol... ;p

re: #55 Noam Sayin'

Who is IlyaUnion and why is she dinging down innocuous posts?

Beats me but, she got the stick.

re: #3 Blackeyed Pierce

How does one get one's account removed?

You've got to be kidding -- you want out? DO you know how long I waited for Open Registration?! Be assured that people will happily take your place so adios.

Whenever I lose the will to live I just take a gander at Megan Ortagus on the PJTV side ad. Rawr!

re: #79 OldLineTexan

To hell with your girlfriend, what about my cigars?!

You can have them back if you want.

re: #80 Walter L. Newton

And I was stupid enough to go to Drudge, Cnn and Fox looking for a news flash.

If it helps, Sean Hannity should see the Witherspoon story on here shortly, and tomorrow he'll broadcast it as an exclusive.

re: #74 Walter L. Newton

I'm still waiting for an apology from Bill for stealing my girlfriend Monica.

She was your girlfriend too?

She lied to me then...I want an apology!

re: #78 Mich-again

Someone played the spoons in Huckabee's Twist and Shout?

Bill Clinton was on Sax.

re: #88 Last Mohican

You can have them back if you want.

Not after Bill touched them.

/

re: #85 MandyManners

Beats me but, she got the stick.

Was there a full moon this weekend?

All kinds of crazy going on here.

re: #90 DesertSage

She was your girlfriend too?

She lied to me then...I want an apology!

I'm sorry.

re: #63 Killian Bundy

what's your sourse for market futures?

Indexrecord

I don't know if it is delayed or not.

re: #91 Lively

Bill Clinton was on Sax.

He loves Sax.

re: #93 Noam Sayin'

Full moon was the 13th.

Hey...is it official? Hillary? Because if it isn't--it could be that she wanted the job--leaked that she was being considered--and now Obama can't back out. oh hahahahaaa. I think that would be so funny.
Speaking of celebrities, did anyone hear about Michael Jackson converting to Islam? I wonder how that is going to go down with Liz Taylor?

re: #94 Sharmuta

I'm sorry.

I love a good running gag. +1.

Michael Moore is on Larry King right now. Yeecch.

Sadly, I've come to the conclusion that the economic meltdown has scuttled my plans to move to the coast, buy a boat and spend my time fishing, hunting and picking mushrooms. It's going to be a few years, maybe more.

re: #85 MandyManners

Beats me but, she got the stick.

Still kinda new...what's the stick? Is it a temporary blockage or permanent? Not that I want to find out personally...

:)

re: #98 katemaclaren

Hey...is it official? Hillary? Because if it isn't--it could be that she wanted the job--leaked that she was being considered--and now Obama can't back out. oh hahahahaaa. I think that would be so funny.
Speaking of celebrities, did anyone hear about Michael Jackson converting to Islam? I wonder how that is going to go down with Liz Taylor?

The hubby and I were wondering if she'd "consider it" and then blow him off after Thanksgiving.

re: #96 livefreeor die

He loves Sax.

Oral Sax

re: #100 katemaclaren

Michael Moore is on Larry King right now. Yeecch.

Eew, get it off! Get it off!

re: #89 gmsc

If it helps, Sean Hannity should see the Witherspoon story on here shortly, and tomorrow he'll broadcast it as an exclusive.

We could get it widespread on the MSM if we changed the rumor to include Sarah Palin!

re: #95 3 wood

Indexrecord

I don't know if it is delayed or not.

/thanks, bookmarked

re: #100 katemaclaren

Michael Moore is on Larry King right now. Yeecch.

I dunno, I can't think of a cuter couple.

re: #72 Sharmuta

I'm surprised she's dong this. I smell a trap.

Q: Yes, but whose trap?

re: #85 MandyManners

Beats me but, she got the stick.

How can you tell when someone gets the stick?

re: #104 katemaclaren

Oral Sax

One might say he's almost addicted to Sax.

re: #100 katemaclaren

Michael Moore is on Larry King right now. Yeecch.

Ef him! Goebbels wannabe...

/

re: #109 PSGInfinity

Q: Yes, but whose trap?

Soros?

re: #28 Wishing

Wishing - did you find a solution for your friend's unemployment benefits?

I live in TN, and maybe we can look together.

re: #110 songbird

Click the avatar

re: #110 songbird

How can you tell when someone gets the stick?

The first clue is usually when Charles say... That's it, you're done...

re: #93 Noam Sayin'

Was there a full moon this weekend?

All kinds of crazy going on here.

It has been strange.

re: #21 gmsc

Is anyone else watching this car chase in California?

Some actress stabbed her boyfriend, and is now running from police on I-5! I don't know my celebrities that well, but they keep calling her "Reese".

I love California car chases.
Which network?

My allergies are acting up something terrible today. I don't even know what I am allergic to, but I drip, drip, drip.

I never even had allergies (or colds, or flu's) until I stopped drinking 3 years ago.

It feels like someone is using a finger nail file in my left nostril. It stings to even breath in.

Nothing stops the dripping, steroids, claritan, no over the counter, nothing.

re: #106 Right mind left

She could be driving the Bronco?

re: #4 Killgore Trout

Financial foreboding and the return of the Clintons? Wheee!

/Thanks for reminding me.

re: #79 OldLineTexan

To hell with your girlfriend, what about my cigars?!

To hell with your cigars, what about my sister's dress?!

re: #101 Killgore Trout

Sadly, I've come to the conclusion that the economic meltdown has scuttled my plans to move to the coast, buy a boat and spend my time fishing, hunting and picking mushrooms. It's going to be a few years, maybe more.

You might have no choice, that could be your only way of survival!

Moore is stuttering and stammering (about the bailout for GM)

re: #106 Right mind left

We could get it widespread on the MSM if we changed the rumor to include Sarah Palin!

Let's see:

Car chase . . . stabbed her husband . . . "Sarah" somebody . . . Palin? . . . No, with her . . .

Hmmm . . . doesn't work.

re: #101 Killgore Trout

Sadly, I've come to the conclusion that the economic meltdown has scuttled my plans to move to the coast, buy a boat and spend my time fishing, hunting and picking mushrooms. It's going to be a few years, maybe more.

On the Beach

re: #115 Sharmuta

re: #116 doriangrey

Thanks!

re: #118 reine.de.tout

I love California car chases.
Which network?

See #29

re: #102 LGoPs

Still kinda new...what's the stick? Is it a temporary blockage or permanent? Not that I want to find out personally...

:)

Permanent or temporary is up to Charles.

re: #108 OldLineTexan

I dunno, I can't think of a cuter couple.

You're right. Moore looks like King if you can imagine inflating King's face with helium.

re: #118 reine.de.tout

I love California car chases.
Which network?

Oh good GMSC, another one.

Palate cleansing.

/just say no to Mean Mister Huckabee

re: #121 NY Nana

It's really bumming me out too but I guess we have to muddle on anyways. This is gonna suck.

Feds to bailout Citi -- that means you and me at the end of the day Poindexter

[Link: www.iht.com...]

re: #110 songbird

How can you tell when someone gets the stick?

Click her avatar. "This user is blocked".

re: #119 Walter L. Newton

My allergies are acting up something terrible today. I don't even know what I am allergic to, but I drip, drip, drip.

I never even had allergies (or colds, or flu's) until I stopped drinking 3 years ago.

It feels like someone is using a finger nail file in my left nostril. It stings to even breath in.

Nothing stops the dripping, steroids, claritan, no over the counter, nothing.

Start drinking quick!

re: #2 Sharmuta

“Return of the Clintons”

All the people who voted for "change": SUCKERS

re: #131 Walter L. Newton

Oh good GMSC, another one.

Somedays, it like shootin' fish in a barrel.

re: #123 Right mind left

I wish I had made the jump last year.

re: #135 MandyManners

Many thanks

re: #40 Charles

Don't have to ask twice. Your account's blocked before you melt down.

Never understood why people ask that kind of stupid question anyway. It's easy enough to walk away unless one has some sort of unbalance in one's life.

Wonder if he'll claim "martyr" status for the banning.
/half sarc. I'm sick of these sickos who want to be the internet's version of Islamic "martyrs".

re: #138 gmsc

Somedays, it like shootin' fish in a barrel.

Ah, present company excluded!

Well, too bad it wasn't a car chase and the car was a Chevy. That would have been good for GM. I remember the white Bronco sold a lot of metal for Ford.

Repost from last thread...

Okay, whatever you say...

Ore. hunter says dog shot him in the leg

re: #64 Opinionated

A Clintonian Mideast negotiator throws in the towel.

[Link: online.wsj.com...]

I've been a Palestinian firster for most of my professional life.

I stopped reading here.

re: #136 Right mind left

Start drinking quick!

Whatever you do, don't do that. I'd like you to stick around.

re: #104 katemaclaren

Oral Sax

He probably likes other kinds of sax (bass, say), but that's best left unexplored...

re: #141 Honorary Yooper

Never understood why people ask that kind of stupid question anyway. It's easy enough to walk away unless one has some sort of unbalance in one's life.

Wonder if he'll claim "martyr" status for the banning.
/half sarc. I'm sick of these sickos who want to be the internet's version of Islamic "martyrs".

He's probably posting on LGF2 right now.

re: #125 gmsc

Let's see:

Car chase . . . stabbed her husband . . . "Sarah" somebody . . . Palin? . . . No, with her . . .

Hmmm . . . doesn't work.

I agree, but none of the MSM rumor mill stuff ever worked for me, I kept wondering how many people were actually buying it (then our 7th grader comes home spewing it like it was truth and I had to take Mandy's clue by four to him!)

re: #144 JCM

Repost from last thread...

Okay, whatever you say...

Ore. hunter says dog shot him in the leg

The cat paid him to do it, but it was a double-cross.

re: #147 PSGInfinity

He probably likes other kinds of sax (bass, say), but that's best left unexplored...

Wait until he gets jealous of Hillary getting all the attention. Mwahahah!

Sigh.

Certain banned LGFers are now dropping by my VI Day post at zomblog, continuing to act like obsessed stalkers, in addition to spinning the usual leftist stupidity.

I don't have time for this.

What makes a stalker? What mental dysfunction could cause someone to glom on to an idol in a grotesque love/hate parasitic relationship, like a noxious limpet? (I'm talking about their Charles-centric dementia; I'm only being harrassed because I'm serving as a stand-in, someone who still has mana from the great despised/worshipped leader.)

Very disturbing.

re: #120 FightingBack

She could be driving the Bronco?

LAPD were instructed to arrest a slow-moving white Bronco. So they apprehended John Elway.

re: #29 gmsc

No, with her knife!

/Here all week!
/Try the veal!

ROTFLMAO! Never saw it coming . . .

re: #106 Right mind left

We could get it widespread on the MSM if we changed the rumor to include Sarah Palin!

And Chelsea. And Alicia Silverstone. And some whipped cream...

re: #139 Killgore Trout

I wish I had made the jump last year.

San Fransisco is the World's capitol of homeless people.

/they even travel in agressive packs

Speaking of Huckabee's band butchering "Twist and Shout"...This is funny-
Noise violatiors in Fort Lupton sentenced to listen to Barry Manilow

FORT LUPTON — Barry Manilow's "I Write the Songs" may begin with the line, "I've been alive forever,'" but for noise ordinance violators, listening to Manilow may feel like forever.

Fort Lupton Municipal Judge Paul Sacco says his novel punishment of forcing noise violators to listen to music they don't like for one hour has cut down on the number of repeat offenders in this northwestern Colorado prairie town.

About four times a year, those guilty of noise ordinance violations are required to sit in a room and listen to music from the likes of Manilow, Barney the Dinosaur, and The Platters' crooning "Only You"

"These people should have to listen to music they don't like," said Judge Paul Sacco for a segment about the program that aired Friday on Denver's KUSA-TV.

Sacco began the program years ago when he noticed that many of the repeat offenders simply showed up at his courtroom to pay their fine with cash.

"Most kids don't want to hear somebody like Glenn Close trying to sing opera," he said.

Video of a recent class showed teenagers with long faces shifting in their seats or looking up at the ceiling.

"You can't fall asleep," said teenager Rueben Fuentes right before letting out a bit of a sigh.

Members of a garage band were at the class after playing music late at night in their backyard.

"The cop station was two blocks away," said band member Robert Mort. "People who were at the party loved it. I'm not sure the cops did."

"Too much music, too loud, too late," added band member Harrison DeRuiter.

So what does Sacco think of Barry Manilow?

"I actually don't think Manilow's too bad," he said.

re: #139 Killgore Trout

I wish I had made the jump last year.

Last year...reminiscing...I should have done many things back then, too!

Maybe the opportunity will open for you...without the survival necessity stuff.

I am so gullible that when the car chase post was put up--I went looking for the channel where I could see it--and that's how I ended up on CNN looking at Michael Moore and Larry King. I MUST get up and find the remote.

re: #153 Crusty

LAPD were instructed to arrest a slow-moving white Bronco. So they apprehended John Elway.

Updinged!

/My Witherspoon joke is taking on a life of its own!

re: #153 Crusty

LAPD were instructed to arrest a slow-moving white Bronco. So they apprehended John Elway.

Had to upding you for that!
Football wise, Philly is all a-twitter this evening over Reid's benching McNabb for the second half.

re: #91 Lively

Bill Clinton was on Sax.

And Monica Lewinsky was on the organ.
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re: #113 Sharmuta

Soros?

Now there's a wild angle. What did George have to say to her? A primary challenge, perhaps?

CNBC reporting Government may likely infuse $10-20 billion into Citicorp.

re: #152 zombie

They have a disorder. It would be really interesting to see a good psychologist study internet behaviors and write a book about it. Sorry you're having to deal with these sickos.

re: #128 gmsc

See #29

pffft

re: #154 Defogger

ROTFLMAO! Never saw it coming . . .

If you pass that joke on, that's the key to telling it. If you crack a smile while you're telling it, the joke will die instantly.

Moore is saying that it isn't the workers' fault--the unions have given so much back, it's unbelievable..yada yada yada...planned obsolescence yada yada... What a schmuck.

re: #152 zombie

Sigh.

Certain banned LGFers are now dropping by my VI Day post at zomblog, continuing to act like obsessed stalkers, in addition to spinning the usual leftist stupidity.

I don't have time for this.

What makes a stalker? What mental dysfunction could cause someone to glom on to an idol in a grotesque love/hate parasitic relationship, like a noxious limpet? (I'm talking about their Charles-centric dementia; I'm only being harrassed because I'm serving as a stand-in, someone who still has mana from the great despised/worshipped leader.)

Sounds like you should create a 'room' that has access charges so you can start a kind of AA for these weirdos...hello, my name is toad and I am obsessed...hello toad...

Very disturbing.

re: #162 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

And Monica Lewinsky was on the organ.
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Zing!

re: #107 Killian Bundy

/thanks, bookmarked

My pleasure.

Here's something else to bookmark

LIBOR rates

Keep track of the spread between the 3 month LIBOR an the 3 month treasury rate. When the spread is down to 100 points or less, we are going to see a market rebound.

The spread now is about 215 points.

BTW, this is how that song goes. Nice try, though

re: #150 OldLineTexan

The cat paid him to do it, but it was a double-cross.

Na, the cat just explained to "drake" what getting neutered meant. Drake figured it was time that Matthew experienced the joys of being neutered himself...

re: #152 zombie

Didn't you see the sign?
Do not feed the trolls.

re: #152 zombie

I see you got blessed with the almighty ChenZhen. At least it's not Gordon or another one of the nuts.

re: #126 OldLineTexan

John the Fisherman

re: #131 Walter L. Newton

Oh good GMSC, another one.

yes, yes, yes.
ya got me.
Now, who can I get?

re: #162 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

And Monica Lewinsky was on the organ.
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Cue Dave "Baby" Cortez!

re: #162 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

And Monica Lewinsky was on the organ.
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YOu guys are KILLING me!

re: #152 zombie

What makes a stalker?

An egomaniac with a self-esteem problem.

re: #130 katemaclaren

You're right. Moore looks like King if you can imagine inflating King's face with helium.

A LOT of helium.
Aren't they having shortages?

I can't find this car chase thing on TV. What channel is it on? What happened? Sarah Palin stabbed Reese Witherspoon because she was jealous of Monica Lewinsky?

I never know what the hell is going on.

re: #175 Honorary Yooper

I see you got blessed with the almighty ChenZhen. At least it's not Gordon or another one of the nuts.

Now there's a name I'd forgotten. Weren't his posts mercilessly long?

re: #152 zombie

Sigh.

Certain banned LGFers are now dropping by my VI Day post at zomblog, continuing to act like obsessed stalkers, in addition to spinning the usual leftist stupidity.

I don't have time for this.

What makes a stalker? What mental dysfunction could cause someone to glom on to an idol in a grotesque love/hate parasitic relationship, like a noxious limpet? (I'm talking about their Charles-centric dementia; I'm only being harrassed because I'm serving as a stand-in, someone who still has mana from the great despised/worshipped leader.)

Very disturbing.

Weird, ain't it?

re: #156 Killian Bundy

San Fransisco is the World's capitol of homeless people.

/they even travel in agressive packs

I wouldn't go that far. Close, but not that far.

It certainly has among the worst homeless problems in the nation. Maybe not the worst. And elsewhere in the world, certain cities (Calcutta, etc.) actually have a much worse problem.

The reason they're so aggressive here is that they have the support of a huge network of nonprofits who defend them from any prosecution, as well as having sympathizers in the city government. As a result, some of the bums feel (correctly) that they can act with impunity.

re: #157 Ozark Mountain Daredevil

In the AF we lived in dorms which where under 24 hour quiet time since we had all kinds of shifts being worked. One guy insisted on coming in at the end of his shift and blaring R&B no matter what time he got off.

One night his First Sgt. calls the dorm looking for him he was late, no one answers so we get the person on duty with the master to open up his room.

He is duck taped to his chair with a pair of headphones on, with Glen Campbell playing.

re: #153 Crusty

LAPD were instructed to arrest a slow-moving white Bronco. So they apprehended John Elway.

The Kid's gonna' kick your butt.

re: #145 Alouette

I stopped reading here.

You should read it. One of the peace dreamers has seen a belated light- even if he doesn't state it as such, that the "Palestinians" are ungovernable violent thugs.

re: #177 reine.de.tout

yes, yes, yes.
ya got me.
Now, who can I get?

This is one of those jokes that you just have to wait for that perfect time.

Fortunately, since it claims to be a news story, there's plenty of situations you can find to inject the set-up out of nowhere.

re: #182 Last Mohican

I can't find this car chase thing on TV. What channel is it on? What happened? Sarah Palin stabbed Reese Witherspoon because she was jealous of Monica Lewinsky?

I never know what the hell is going on.

See #29:

Witherspoon?

No, with her knife!

/Here all week!
/Try the veal!

Good evening Lizards.

Charles, I'm glad to hear you are riding your bike ... sad that there are no more bike posts. You must have needed privacy.

It was a gorgeous day in Arizona; sunny and warm, but not hot. Just enough to redden my nose and cheeks.

And how are you all today?

re: #165 Sharmuta

They have a disorder. It would be really interesting to see a good psychologist study internet behaviors and write a book about it. Sorry you're having to deal with these sickos.

Maybe a few posts about this disturbing behavior on someone's blog, if one has the time. A psych blog could take it up as it would be a very interesting diagnosis of their behavior.

Where's the car swarm?

re: #161 livefreeor die

Had to upding you for that!
Football wise, Philly is all a-twitter this evening over Reid's benching McNabb for the second half.

Thank goodness! I always thought he was overrated.

re: #152 zombie

I'm still amazed that Savage and S&D man are so eager to hang out with ChenZen and Gordon. I just don't get it either.

re: #176 Killgore Trout

John the Fisherman

And, John the Fisherman

re: #152 zombie

Sad. Seriously, it's like he was intentionally irritating you, waiting for you to say "go away" so he could bring up Charles banning him from LGF. Good Lord.

Not totally Huck's fault. Band played once as a lark. Audience (people are tin-eared, or feel they need to be complimentary) response was positive, and got a lot of support from "tv land". So they brought it back.

As much as I dislike Rather, it was an interesting interview regarding the Kennedy assassination though.

re: #194 PSGInfinity

Thank goodness! I always thought he was overrated.

I'm not an Eagles fan and I've been fed up with his periodic press conference whinings at times but I felt bad for him. Reid had been defending him up the kazoo and then turned around and benched him. Apparently, Reid had one of the assistant coaches tell him-couldn't do it himself.

re: #192 Honorary Yooper

Maybe a few posts about this disturbing behavior on someone's blog, if one has the time. A psych blog could take it up as it would be a very interesting diagnosis of their behavior.

Cyber behavior could become a whole new category of psychology.

re: #152 zombie

What makes a stalker? What mental dysfunction could cause someone to glom on to an idol in a grotesque love/hate parasitic relationship, like a noxious limpet?

Keeping their focus on you keeps them from looking at something that frightens and disturbs them far, far more...

Themselves.

A lovely Sunday evening.

Berkshire Brewing Company "Coffeehouse Porter".

Giants take care of biz in Arizona.

Eagles fans are melting down; which makes me very happy.

Thanks to this Eagles fan for making my day:

AN ODE TO ANDY REID
By David Foley

There's a BIG problem in Philly I fear,
I doubt I can stomach another Eagles game this year.

Winning or losing, no matter the score,
My favorite team's coach says THROW IT SOME MORE!

Andy oh Andy your incompetence is complete,
As you keep letting number 5 throw at his receiver's feet.

But through it all you insist everything is ok,
As your horrible team keeps ruining my day.

Watching Eagles football drives me insane,
How about another run up the middle for no gain?

In my opinion the fans have a right to boo,
Reid calls his plays as if he's ordering at a drive-thru.

But have faith because this team can't continue to suck,
Because before long Lurie will fire the fat fuck.

I vaguely remember the Q& A portion involving the mockery of progressives.
ie: Progressives think-
"It would have been nice if Stalin took it to the next level."

re: #114 Intrepid

Hi Intrepid and thanks for your concern. No, no solution yet. I told her I would get up and try again at 7am. If we have no luck she will have to go sit at the unemployment office. You would think TN could afford a few servers.

re: #193 captain joe

Where's the car swarm?

Geez. It's been a while since I've heard the term "car swarm" on here.

re: #195 Killgore Trout

I'm still amazed that Savage and S&D man are so eager to hang out with ChenZen and Gordon. I just don't get it either.

Hatred of Charles produces strange bed-fellows.

Oral sax is not really sax.

re: #196 OldLineTexan

Heh. Les Claypool also did the Southpark theme song.

re: #193 captain joe

Where's the car swarm?

Twist and Shout!

re: #195 Killgore Trout

They have a disorder. They all need professional help.

re: #185 zombie

The reason they're so aggressive here is that they have the support of a huge network of nonprofits who defend them from any prosecution, as well as having sympathizers in the city government. As a result, some of the bums feel (correctly) that they can act with impunity.

San values, now leaking out of California.

/NANCY!, NANCY!

re: #202 bp sf

A lovely Sunday evening.

Berkshire Brewing Company "Coffeehouse Porter".

Giants take care of biz in Arizona.

Eagles fans are melting down; which makes me very happy.

Thanks to this Eagles fan for making my day:

AN ODE TO ANDY REID
By David Foley

There's a BIG problem in Philly I fear,
I doubt I can stomach another Eagles game this year.

Winning or losing, no matter the score,
My favorite team's coach says THROW IT SOME MORE!

Andy oh Andy your incompetence is complete,
As you keep letting number 5 throw at his receiver's feet.

But through it all you insist everything is ok,
As your horrible team keeps ruining my day.

Watching Eagles football drives me insane,
How about another run up the middle for no gain?

In my opinion the fans have a right to boo,
Reid calls his plays as if he's ordering at a drive-thru.

But have faith because this team can't continue to suck,
Because before long Lurie will fire the fat fuck.

LOL! We were watching the game and I said to my son, "The next four Eagles plays will be run, pass, pass, punt."

After the next four plays, he thought I was psychic.

re: #195 Killgore Trout

I'm still amazed that Savage and S&D man are so eager to hang out with ChenZen and Gordon. I just don't get it either.

Yeah, they're over at Gordon's Banned and Blocked blog regularly, with Bweep and the Sphinx. Now that last guy's a rather strange dude on the 'net.

re: #185 zombie

...SNIP...
The reason they're so aggressive here is that they have the support of a huge network of nonprofits who defend them from any prosecution, as well as having sympathizers in the city government. As a result, some of the bums feel (correctly) that they can act with impunity.

Shock troops to keep the proles in line?

re: #207 DesertSage

Oral sax is not really sax.

It depends upon what you mean by the word "is".

re: #208 Killgore Trout

Heh. Les Claypool also did the Southpark theme song.

Yeah, I figured there was some rib-nudging in that somewhere.

Hubby and I play in an acoustic trio...he on bass, me on guitar, and our other partner plays guitar and harmonica...played a 50th birthday party last night, and have to say...could probably do a better job acoustically than Huckabee-out-the-window did!

re: #191 hermeneutics

And how are you all today?

Better everyday.

re: #152 zombie

What makes a stalker? What mental dysfunction could cause someone to glom on to an idol in a grotesque love/hate parasitic relationship, like a noxious limpet?

No clue. I had an ex-gf pester me for an entire year (damn near every day) after she dumped me. Go figure.

Eventually I just moved away and forgot to leave a forwarding address. Been living peacefully single ever since.

Good night folks.

re: #118 reine.de.tout

I love California car chases.
Which network?

Are you a blond? Just wondering.

re: #213 Honorary Yooper

Yeah, they're over at Gordon's Banned and Blocked blog regularly, with Bweep and the Sphinx. Now that last guy's a rather strange dude on the 'net.

Where did Carol Herman go after Stinky capped her ass?

re: #193 captain joe

Where's the car swarm?

Down by the wharf?

re: #220 3 wood

Good night folks.

Good night my friend...

I am freaking starving. My wife (bless her heart, but drives me nuts) has all these little snack packs...100 calories each. Like three cookies in little bag. What the hell good are three cookies going to do!

How many bags should I eat?

re: #222 Alouette

How could I have forgotten Carol?!

re: #225 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I am freaking starving. My wife (bless her heart, but drives me nuts) has all these little snack packs...100 calories each. Like three cookies in little bag. What the hell good are three cookies going to do!

How many bags should I eat?

How many do ya' have?

re: #225 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I am freaking starving. My wife (bless her heart, but drives me nuts) has all these little snack packs...100 calories each. Like three cookies in little bag. What the hell good are three cookies going to do!

How many bags should I eat?

ONE... at a time until your hunger subsides...

re: #221 Haverwilde

Are you a blond? Just wondering.

Can someone please go back through the joke? I just got here, and can't figure out through the thread. Please?

And, why in the hell is Olbermann on football?

These LGF2 stalker types always remind me of an old Adam Sandler SNL skit, in which he played a lonely teenage boy who's obsessed with his ex-girlfriend who dumped him. He has his own cable TV talk show, and he uses it to do things like call his ex-girlfriend and hang up when she answers. Sometimes he has guests on the show, like maybe his ex-girlfriend's best friend, whom he asks if maybe someday she might take him back again.

I guess zombie's kind of like the ex-girlfriend's best friend, in this case.

re: #222 Alouette

Where did Carol Herman go after Stinky capped her ass?

That's one I haven't see again. I've seen Rodan's and Savage's screeds, and Ed spams the freaking internet with his narcissism. Gordon can't seem to let go, and there are slews of others out there, but Carol is not one I've come across since her banning.

well well

the NYTimes runs an op-ed that goes after the Holder pardon of Marc Rich
[Link: www.nytimes.com...]

re: #207 DesertSage

Oral sax is not really sax.

Must.Not.Go.There... ...Must.Not.Go.There...

re: #218 legalpad

Better everyday.

That's good to hear. May you continue.

re: #225 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I am freaking starving. My wife (bless her heart, but drives me nuts) has all these little snack packs...100 calories each. Like three cookies in little bag. What the hell good are three cookies going to do!

How many bags should I eat?

Two with a large steaming cup of tea - no cream but a pack of Splenda

re: #229 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Can someone please go back through the joke? I just got here, and can't figure out through the thread. Please?

And, why in the hell is Olbermann on football?

Roofies weren't doin' it for him anymore.

Wow. One last comment from me tonight, but WOW. Michael Moore says, "We're seeing the end of capitalism and I say good riddance." So, his next turkey will be free? Ha.
Good night all.

re: #233 PSGInfinity

Must.Not.Go.There... ...Must.Not.Go.There...

That's what the sax said...

Article on the cause of the consumer melt down.

OIL PRICE, NOT SUPRIME LOANS, BROKE US CONSUMERS

History Network News: [Link: hnn.us...]

re: #167 gmsc

If you pass that joke on, that's the key to telling it. If you crack a smile while you're telling it, the joke will die instantly.

No wonder you got away with it. I didn't see you smile . . .

I was laughing so hard, my wife thought I had lost it. It took awhile to regain my composure enough to retell it. Thanks for a good laugh. I've been needing one.

re: #225 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

You can come over and eat some of the awesome left over baked potato soup with me, but it does have bacon in it. - LOL

re: #227 Elcid

re: #228 doriangrey

Sorry Dor...liked Elcid's answer better. (a bunch of bags!)

re: #225 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I am freaking starving. My wife (bless her heart, but drives me nuts) has all these little snack packs...100 calories each. Like three cookies in little bag. What the hell good are three cookies going to do!

How many bags should I eat?

Popcorn; low cal, filling and vegetarian.

Jindal Denies Presidential Aspirations

/gee, where have I heard that before?

re: #225 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I am freaking starving. My wife (bless her heart, but drives me nuts) has all these little snack packs...100 calories each. Like three cookies in little bag. What the hell good are three cookies going to do!

How many bags should I eat?

Well, if you eat the bags with the cookies, that will ensure that you have negative calories, but might be somewhat hard to digest. We were supposed to have gamey barbecue here but I have not seen it. My fork was all ready and everything!

re: #229 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Can someone please go back through the joke? I just got here, and can't figure out through the thread. Please?

Here it is:
re: #21 gmsc

Is anyone else watching this car chase in California?

Some actress stabbed her boyfriend, and is now running from police on I-5! I don't know my celebrities that well, but they keep calling her "Reese".

re: #27 Sharmuta

Witherspoon?

re: #29 gmsc

No, with her knife!

/Here all week!
/Try the veal!

Charles, that just goes to show that everything in life should be taken in moderation, especially Fox News. Too much of ANY cable news network would rob anyone of the will to live!

re: #229 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Can someone please go back through the joke? I just got here, and can't figure out through the thread. Please?

And, why in the hell is Olbermann on football?

Because Rush told the truth about McNabb.

re: #222 Alouette

Where did Carol Herman go after Stinky capped her ass?

I hope she got some help. I honestly believe she was trending towards a Major Breakdown...

re: #184 Charles

Weird, ain't it?

I am curious. They didn't seem to be leftists BEFORE they LEFT, did they? Maybe it was the fact that they LEFT that they're LEFT out, so have turned LEFT?

re: #242 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

re: #228 doriangrey

Sorry Dor...liked Elcid's answer better. (a bunch of bags!)

Which of course explains your nic... lol...lol...lol...

We already knew this about elected officials, but here it is in black & white. Notice the economics score. It would be funny if they weren't spending your money and my money by the billions.

US officials flunk test of American history, economics, civics

Asked about the electoral college, 20 percent of elected officials incorrectly said it was established to "supervise the first televised presidential debates."

In fact, the system of choosing the US president via an indirect electoral college vote dates back some 220 years, to the US Constitution.

The question that received the fewest correct responses, just 16 percent, tested respondents' basic understanding of economic principles, asking why "free markets typically secure more economic prosperity than government's centralized planning?"

re: #237 katemaclaren

Wow. One last comment from me tonight, but WOW. Michael Moore says, "We're seeing the end of capitalism and I say good riddance." So, his next turkey will be free? Ha.
Good night all.

He makes tons of money off of his pro-communist propaganda films. Micheal Moore-- thy name is HYPOCRITE. What a dumb ass. The democrats can have him.

re: #252 ciaospirit

This was yesterday. I got only 31/33 right. So I can only be a Senator from Delaware. :(

re: #245 Right mind left

Well, if you eat the bags with the cookies, that will ensure that you have negative calories, but might be somewhat hard to digest. We were supposed to have gamey barbecue here but I have not seen it. My fork was all ready and everything!

Throw them on the floor. They lose their calories that way.