The Door’s Been Open… Update: And Now It Shuts

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… for more than 6 hours today, and you have about 30 minutes more to register an LGF account.

Before taking this momentous step, please read all the rules and commit them to memory, don’t register with a proxy, don’t register with a throwaway email address, don’t register more than one account, don’t be a jerk, do play nice, and everything will be groovy.

UPDATE at 11/25/08 6:28:36 pm:

Now closed, with 94 hatchlings.

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1 Griffon  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 5:55:23pm

Do the hatchlings have egg teeth?

2 A Kiwi Infidel  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 5:56:02pm

Thats a sneaky opening...

3 mikalm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 5:56:22pm

Welcome new Lizards!

4 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 5:56:50pm

How many hatchlings in the first six hours Charles?

5 Dar ul Harb  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 5:57:41pm

It's the LGF Open House!

6 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 5:59:04pm

I conducted an experiment today and found out that alcohol has no effect on me.

7 gulfloafer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 5:59:18pm

I like groovy. Not so much the state of mind, just the word. Groovy.

8 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 5:59:42pm

re: #5 Dar ul Harb

is it b.y.o.b.? if so, i'm set thanks

9 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:00:39pm

re: #6 rwmofo

I conducted an experiment today and found out that alcohol has no effect on me.

I conducted an experiment tonight, and pain pills make me stupid!

10 freedombilly  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:01:01pm

The secret's out!

11 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:01:29pm

re: #9 LoFlyer

what are you and why, if i may ask? wanna share?

12 Steffan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:01:37pm

Welcome, younglings!

Incidentally, schadenfreude can be such fun...

A year ago, when Barack Obama said it was time to turn the page, his campaign declaration seemed to promise a fresh start for Washington. I, for one, failed to foresee Obama would turn the page backward. The president-elect's lineup for key governing positions has opted for continuity, not change. Virtually all of his leading appointments are restoring the Clinton presidency, only without Mr. Bill. In some important ways, Obama's selections seem designed to sustain the failing policies of George W. Bush.

This is not the last word and things are changing rapidly. But Obama's choices have begun to define him. His victory, it appears, was a triumph for the cautious center-right politics that has described the Democratic party for several decades. Those of us who expected more were duped, not so much by Obama but by our own wishful thinking.

Awww. Will a cookie make it feel better?

//snrrrk bwa-ha-ha-ha!

Go read the whole thing, but you might want to have some cheese with that whine.

13 Dar ul Harb  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:01:41pm

6 Hours!?

Uh... I meant to do that.
--Big Lizard thought balloon

14 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:02:10pm

re: #9 LoFlyer

I conducted an experiment tonight, and pain pills make me stupid!

Well, I need them sometimes when my ankle acts up.

15 The Other Les  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:02:50pm

Sometimes I think that I spend way too much time in here.

Sometimes I don't.

16 jcm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:03:01pm

Fe Fi Fo Fum...
I smell...
Hatchlings!

Step into the light little ones, show no fear, show what you're made of!

17 Steffan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:03:01pm

re: #6 rwmofo

I conducted an experiment today and found out that alcohol has no effect on me.

I'd suggest some continued experimentation on this subject.

Everclear and orange juice might work...

18 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:03:08pm

re: #9 LoFlyer

I conducted an experiment tonight, and pain pills make me stupid!

Actually they make me smarter, quicken the dance step and make me sing like Gladys Knight - without the Pips.

19 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:03:09pm

re: #11 mikeymom

what are you and why, if i may ask? wanna share?

I am a pirate! 'me back is hurting me so I took some pain pills. Made me sick mate!

20 onlyme  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:03:15pm

Woo hoo! I made it this time. I think I was hit in the rear by the closing door during the last "opening"! Excited to be here, but a little intimidated. You guys are just so good.

21 Charles Johnson  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:03:21pm

52 so far. One already blocked.

22 Charles Johnson  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:03:52pm

Another one on the watch list.

23 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:05:17pm

re: #21 Charles

52 so far. One already blocked.

Why did the perp get blocked so quickly? Just curious.

24 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:05:27pm

re: #19 LoFlyer

back probs here too-had surgery 3 yrs ago--helped alot- but it still knocks me to my knees once in a while-thank the gods for vicodin! hope you feel better soon, mate

25 Steffan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:05:48pm

re: #21 Charles

52 so far. One already blocked.

Some people never learn.

26 sngnsgt  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:06:24pm

Welcome hatchlings.

27 Sarge1984  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:06:57pm

re: #25 Steffan

Heh. You just can't fix stupid.

28 quickslow87  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:07:37pm

Sweet, I finally made it in.

/celebrate

29 Charles Johnson  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:07:45pm

re: #23 rwmofo

Why did the perp get blocked so quickly? Just curious.

I was traveling today and spent some time developing back-end tools to detect trolls and sockpuppets. More than this I cannot say.

30 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:07:50pm

re: #9 LoFlyer

I conducted an experiment tonight, and pain pills make me stupid!

You need pain pills? I get it naturally!

31 Charles Johnson  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:08:18pm

Now that I announced it, the pace is picking up.

32 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:08:21pm

re: #28 quickslow87

WELCOME!

I upped your Karma.

33 Charles Johnson  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:08:40pm

63...

34 Last Mohican  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:08:43pm

re: #6 rwmofo

I conducted an experiment today and found out that alcohol has no effect on me.

Are you sure? Try it again.

35 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:08:45pm

re: #29 Charles

Charles? Is it okay to set up an account for someone else who is never around at an open? But is here a lot for the early morning threads?

36 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:09:07pm

I'm dying to know who got the stick.

37 Shay4l  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:09:14pm

re: #27 Sarge1984

Heh. You just can't fix stupid.

But you can try to smack some sense into it. Doesn't always work, but it feels good.

38 Boogberg  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:09:14pm

Charles,

Didn't it used to say Registration: Open or Registration: Closed back when I registered? Now it just says "Register".

39 quickslow87  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:09:19pm

re: #32 MandyManners

Thanks. I did the same.

40 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:09:19pm

re: #24 mikeymom

back probs here too-had surgery 3 yrs ago--helped alot- but it still knocks me to my knees once in a while-thank the gods for vicodin! hope you feel better soon, mate

'Me back is generally under control, herniated disk, L-3. I was sitting on 'me brothers steps last Sunday stood up and last my balance with 'me back hitting the stairs. Ouch! I would of taken off Monday but just have too much going on at work...

41 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:09:26pm

re: #35 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Charles? Is it okay to set up an account for someone else who is never around at an open? But is here a lot for the early morning threads?

Rustler?

42 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:09:46pm

re: #28 quickslow87

welcome! and newbies buy a round-dirty greygoose martini up w/3 olives, thanks!

43 Steffan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:10:16pm

re: #27 Sarge1984

Heh. You just can't fix stupid.

I think Robert A. Heinlein had it right:

Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can’t help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.
--from The Notebooks of Lazarus Long

44 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:10:39pm

Ann Coulter has a new book coming out. This means that while I'm out Christmas shopping, I get something for me.

45 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:10:58pm

re: #41 MandyManners

Rustler?

yeah.

46 [deleted]  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:11:07pm
47 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:11:47pm

re: #40 LoFlyer

ow-ow-ow-sorry- feel better soon- no more swashbuckling for you for a while!

48 Charles Johnson  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:11:53pm

73...

49 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:11:59pm

re: #46 buzzsawmonkey

I always think of "The Silver Chair" in these threads--specifically the scene where the chasm to the deep regions of Narnia is closing and all the gnomes released from the witch's spell go diving in.

Is that in a book?

I had that happen in the hallway of my apartment building a few minutes ago.

50 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:12:00pm

It's getting kinda drafty in here.

51 dtman.com  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:12:19pm

Geez, I have been trying to register an account forever... and finally see a window... and then find out that I already registered sometime in the past, and forgot.

Must have been drunk.

52 [deleted]  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:12:48pm
53 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:13:02pm

re: #51 dtman.com

Geez, I have been trying to register an account forever... and finally see a window... and then find out that I already registered sometime in the past, and forgot.

Must have been drunk.

Could be CRS.

54 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:13:20pm

re: #51 dtman.com

Must have been drunk.

Sir. This is a temperance blog. We do not allow drinking.

55 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:13:37pm

re: #54 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Sir. This is a temperance blog. We do not allow drinking.

Or overeating!

56 snowcrash  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:13:53pm

Woohoo New hatchlings for Thanksgiving!

57 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:14:09pm

re: #55 Walter L. Newton

ZING!

58 jcm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:14:10pm
59 Shay4l  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:14:22pm

re: #54 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Sir. This is a temperance blog. We do not allow drinking.

Whoah! I musta walked into the wrong forum

60 christophermdavis  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:14:27pm

I made it! Feel like I got the last chopper out!

I note this evening that Barry Obama is asking Bill Gates to stay on. Can you imagine what it's like down at Code Pink headquarters tonight? Gotta be ugly. Uglier than usual, that is.

61 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:14:29pm

re: #50 rwmofo

It's getting kinda drafty in here.

Zip up your pants.

62 A Kiwi Infidel  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:14:30pm

re: #36 MandyManners

I'm dying to know who got the stick.

Do not die, please, trolls are not worth it.

63 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:14:48pm

Welcome hatchlings! Which one of you is making the drinks?

64 wolfie  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:15:00pm

re: #54 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Not even tofu martinis?

65 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:15:05pm

re: #54 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Sir. This is a temperance blog. We do not allow drinking.

ROFLMAO!

66 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:15:06pm

re: #58 jcm

For the first time, video of a lizard hatching!

Ok, no way, that's like watching paint dry, to country music. Gag.

67 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:15:16pm

re: #61 MandyManners

mandy? What about Rustler? What do you think?

68 red satellite  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:15:27pm

c'mon loggerheads...make it to the ocean...hurry.

69 Sarge1984  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:15:30pm

re: #43 Steffan

I like it. Although I'm guilty of it myself, like I'm sure many of us are, from time to time. That's why I believe stupid people shouldn't breed.

Then again, they can be entertaining from a safe distance.

70 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:15:48pm

re: #64 wolfie

Not even tofu martinis?

There's always room for Tofu!

71 A Kiwi Infidel  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:15:50pm

re: #50 rwmofo

It's getting kinda drafty in here.


Indeed, as Mandy said.

If you do not have a licence to operate a hotdog stand, do not advertise.

72 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:16:14pm

re: #62 A Kiwi Infidel

Do not die, please, trolls are not worth it.

Okay. I'll just stay extremely curious. Nosey.

73 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:16:21pm

re: #60 christophermdavis

I made it! Feel like I got the last chopper out!

I note this evening that Barry Obama is asking Bill Gates to stay on. Can you imagine what it's like down at Code Pink headquarters tonight? Gotta be ugly. Uglier than usual, that is.

Well, that's interesting, considering the government tried to practically break up his software company during Clinton's administration.
/

74 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:16:33pm

re: #67 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

mandy? What about Rustler? What do you think?

I have no idea.

75 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:16:34pm

re: #56 snowcrash

Woohoo New hatchlings for Thanksgiving!

Good, we can feast on any trolls we catch!

76 Sarge1984  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:16:55pm

re: #51 dtman.com

So you stumbled across the realization on a FNDT? Gotta love the irony!

77 AmericanPoliticalOrphan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:17:22pm

Welcome new hatchlings!

78 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:17:53pm

re: #74 MandyManners

I have no idea.

Me neither. Sucks to be an early bird.

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
-Steven Wright

79 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:18:54pm

I'm trying to figure out which time I banged my head into the side of the golf cart today and opened up this gash on the left side. I guess it doesn't matter and it sure didn't hurt - then. I hope the golf cart is OK because I want to do it again (golf, not bang my head so much).

80 Charles Johnson  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:19:13pm

87...

81 Sarge1984  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:19:32pm

re: #78 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Who gets the beer?

82 Yankee Division Son  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:20:03pm

The Lizard master surprises us once again.. the force in this one, strong it is

83 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:20:23pm

re: #75 Dark_Falcon

Good, we can feast on any trolls we catch!

Just put a little hot sauce on them.

84 Killian Bundy  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:20:33pm

Mystery `Eleanor Rigby' document goes to auction

Eleanor Rigby: fact or fiction?

That question, which has bedeviled Beatles' fans for decades, may be answered in part by a 1911 hospital payroll sheet to be auctioned in London on Thursday.

The document, sent by Paul McCartney in 1990 to the director of a music charity who had asked for funding, contains the signature of a scullery maid named "E. Rigby" who worked in a Liverpool hospital.

The director of the company auctioning the document believes the woman who signed the payroll is the same Eleanor Rigby buried in 1939 in a Liverpool graveyard next to the church where McCartney met the young John Lennon.

"I've spoken to the person who lived in the house where she used to live, and they've confirmed that the signature is the same signature of the person in the graveyard," said Tom Owen of the Fame Bureau auction house, adding that the finding may contradict McCartney's longtime assertion that the song was based on a made-up character.

"It's intriguing that McCartney owned it because he says he created the song around a fictitious figure," said Owen. "And yet, how did he have this document and why did he have it? When he was asked to donate money, he sent this."

/next topic: the Abbey Road cover

85 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:21:28pm

re: #79 rwmofo

I'm trying to figure out which time I banged my head into the side of the golf cart today and opened up this gash on the left side. I guess it doesn't matter and it sure didn't hurt - then. I hope the golf cart is OK because I want to do it again (golf, not bang my head so much).

Two beers?

You'd be an excellent life of the party. I can see you dancing with a lampshade on your head.

86 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:21:36pm

re: #83 rwmofo

Just put a little hot sauce on them.

No, tomorrow is Thanksgiving. We need some gravy for those turkeys.

87 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:21:47pm

re: #84 Killian Bundy

Mystery `Eleanor Rigby' document goes to auction


/next topic: the Abbey Road cover


But...but...how could Paul have it if he died in 1967?
/

88 reine.de.tout  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:22:10pm

re: #86 Dark_Falcon

No, tomorrow is Thanksgiving. We need some gravy for those turkeys.

I thought Thanksgiving was on Thursday?

89 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:22:18pm

re: #85 MandyManners

Two beers?

You'd be an excellent life of the party. I can see you dancing with a lampshade on your head.

I used to be a dancer, but the music threw me off.

90 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:22:44pm

re: #88 reine.de.tout

I thought Thanksgiving was on Thursday?

Barry moved it. It was interfering with his tee time.

91 snowcrash  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:22:46pm

Is there a magic number for this clutch of eggs?

92 Truck Monkey  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:22:46pm

re: #86 Dark_Falcon

No, tomorrow is Thanksgiving. We need some gravy for those turkeys.

Tomorrow? Where do you live?

93 gop_patriot  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:22:56pm

re: #81 Sarge1984

Speaking of beer- did Zombie ever identify the beer can in the photo she posted? Besides the one I found, has anyone found another white/silver can with a green logo with a red ribbon on it?

I searched until I could barely see, then went to bed and dreamed about beer cans of the world. lol

94 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:23:10pm

re: #89 rwmofo

I used to be a dancer, but the music threw me off.

Have you ever placed your bare buttocks on a Xerox machine?

95 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:23:17pm

re: #84 Killian Bundy

Paul is dead mate!

96 jcm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:23:18pm

re: #84 Killian Bundy

Mystery `Eleanor Rigby' document goes to auction

/next topic: the Abbey Road cover

lnɐd pǝllıʞ ı

97 Silhouette  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:23:32pm

re: #86 Dark_Falcon

No, tomorrow is Thanksgiving. We need some gravy for those turkeys.

Unless you are outside the US (Aussie?), this is not true. Tomorrow is the day before Thanksgiving.

Do NOT put the turkey in the oven yet. REPEAT, do not put the turkey in the oven yet.

98 jcm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:24:26pm

re: #97 Silhouette

Unless you are outside the US (Aussie?), this is not true. Tomorrow is the day before Thanksgiving.

Do NOT put the turkey in the oven yet. REPEAT, do not put the turkey in the oven yet.

My goes in the smoker tomorrow.

99 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:24:53pm

re: #97 Silhouette

Unless you are outside the US (Aussie?), this is not true. Tomorrow is the day before Thanksgiving.

Do NOT put the turkey in the oven yet. REPEAT, do not put the turkey in the oven yet.

Sorry, I goofed. I was thinking it was Wednesday. Excuse me please.

100 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:24:55pm

re: #97 Silhouette

Love your hokie thingie.

101 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:25:43pm

re: #97 Silhouette

Unless you are outside the US (Aussie?), this is not true. Tomorrow is the day before Thanksgiving.

Do NOT put the turkey in the oven yet. REPEAT, do not put the turkey in the oven yet.

Can't help myself.

Hat-tip to DaddyG?

102 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:25:43pm

Fahrenheit not Celsius! Remember!

103 Silhouette  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:25:44pm

re: #99 Dark_Falcon

Sorry, I goofed. I was thinking it was Wednesday. Excuse me please.

Just looking out for you.

/and anyone who had to eat turkey cooked for 36 hours. ;-)

104 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:25:48pm

re: #97 Silhouette

Do NOT put the turkey in the oven yet. REPEAT, do not put the turkey in the oven yet.

I do, however, reserve the right to flame the troll.

105 LeePro  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:26:00pm

re: #51 dtman.com

Geez, I have been trying to register an account forever... and finally see a window... and then find out that I already registered sometime in the past, and forgot.

Must have been drunk.

Happened to me, too, but I was stone-cold sober!

Had a long email exchange w/Charles about logging in/accepting my password, etc. He finally discovered/informed me that I was already registered.

Problem is (still, even now), my "member since" (or whatever it says), has the newer date, not the original one, which was verified with an older email client of mine — so I can't go find original email acceptance from LGF.

Oh well...

:’[

106 Irish Rose  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:26:01pm

Yay!
Fresh (and some not-so-fresh) meat!

Firing up the grill for a nice meal of gamey buttocks this evening...

107 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:26:02pm

re: #94 MandyManners

Have you ever placed your bare buttocks on a Xerox machine?

No, but I dated a "dancer" for about three months and lost track of the definition of the word "boring" for, well about three months.

108 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:26:15pm

Is it too early in the thread to go off topic?
Who's having turducken Thursday?

109 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:26:22pm

re: #103 Silhouette

Just looking out for you.

/and anyone who had to eat turkey cooked for 36 hours. ;-)

I'm not going to be cooking, but thank you.

110 jcm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:26:31pm

re: #102 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Fahrenheit not Celsius! Remember!


Except at -40...

111 Sharmuta  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:26:33pm

re: #106 Irish Rose

Yay!
Fresh (and some not-so-fresh) meat!

Firing up the grill for a nice meal of gamey buttocks this evening...

Hope it's not reheated leftovers.

112 saberry0530  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:26:41pm

re: #84 Killian Bundy

Mystery `Eleanor Rigby' document goes to auction

/next topic: the Abbey Road cover

What the hell do you know, Paul has been dead since '69, Don't you pay attention!

///

113 jcm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:27:13pm

re: #108 Jim in Virginia

Is it too early in the thread to go off topic?
Who's having turducken Thursday?

Still waiting for the turkey to eat the duck, might have to have them separately.

114 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:27:15pm

Hey Silhouette. I work with lots of hokies, where you at?

115 Silhouette  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:27:49pm

re: #100 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Love your hokie thingie.

Isn't he cute?

Time and nature love Hokie football. The mountains are decorated in maroon and orange just in time for football season, and then near the end, we have turkeys everywhere!

116 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:28:11pm

re: #114 Jim in Virginia

She's right behind the preposition!

Still don't really know what a preposition, but my son uses that joke on me all the time!

117 gop_patriot  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:28:17pm

re: #105 LeePro

Hey, Lee! What's up? :)

118 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:28:58pm

re: #107 rwmofo

No, but I dated a "dancer" for about three months and lost track of the definition of the word "boring" for, well about three months.

Gonna' refrain.

119 Irish Rose  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:28:58pm

/sniff sniff

/is that a creationist thread that I smell?

120 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:29:17pm

re: #116 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

She's right behind the preposition!

Still don't really know what a preposition is, but my son uses that joke on me all the time!

Sheesh!

121 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:29:21pm

Rats I missed posting my guess. I would have stuck with 83 and this time I was closer, without going over.

122 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:29:26pm

How are you tonight FBV? Still traveling too much?

123 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:29:41pm

re: #119 Irish Rose

/sniff sniff

/is that a creationist thread that I smell?

Or, one about Serbia?

124 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:29:59pm

I have another OT question as we try to finalize the name of the baby lizard to be-
Do people think of Avery as a boy's name or a girl's name more?

125 Mark the Hiker  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:30:03pm

I finally catch a registration window - ironically on a day I chose to not drink any beer!

I've been lurking for a very long time.

126 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:30:10pm

re: #122 Jim in Virginia

Yeah, but not this week. Staying close to home. Hanging out with you guys 24-7.

127 Silhouette  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:30:11pm

re: #114 Jim in Virginia

Hey Silhouette. I work with lots of hokies, where you at?

Knoxville.

128 jcm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:30:20pm

re: #123 MandyManners

Or, one about Serbia?

Was Serbia created? Or did it Evolve?

129 Archimedes  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:30:25pm

My cat is trying to get a response from me, going nuts. Opening cabinet doors, shaking blinds, running around like a mad ninja, but I'm just ignoring him as if he's not there. He hates that. :D

130 The Other Les  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:30:38pm

re: #112 saberry0530

What the hell do you know, Paul has been dead since '69, Don't you pay attention!

///

If Paul is dead then who is the walrus?

131 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:30:39pm

re: #124 livefreeor die

I have another OT question as we try to finalize the name of the baby lizard to be-
Do people think of Avery as a boy's name or a girl's name more?

Sounds more like a boys name, mate...

132 Charles Johnson  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:30:43pm

Today's registered usernames, in chronological order:

IranianZionist
orangecat
ProudConserative
Sternit Fortem
fclass308
OldElephant
Jeremiah Right Winger
tim2tahoe
dridel
dewi
ZeroGain
Pauley
BearRob
Bilbo
blac
Grrrl
MrsMusicMan
johnb
RondinellaMamma
curquhart
NashvilleMama
biosaari
pilot-in-fla
mikexkerns
goehler
Turk
PacCraig
ohiogirl
will48
Jimbo1970
FullRoller
yahbaby
invictus1
Waterlilymist
aussieguy77
CtrlAltDelete
SteveLA
neeps
commiles
Porter
JuciBeri
Jake90024
foxsecret
MarkBlunt
Ectopistes migratorius
cookies mom
onlyme
jimmygee
JasonBourne
SteveS
whattheheck51
sonofliberty5991
quickslow87
broom19
ericredwings
drwink
Slavink
SigniferOne
#1ofChicks
zinger888
NoWhereAlaska
butterhead
dummnutzer
cgtime
Naptown 'Neck
Thirsty Ears
Christophermdavis
cakemancasss
Blackwater28
giantdan
yomama
dtih
joy1
Howard Roarke
Dave AAA
Mitsubob
ggnolan
kgill
Leecifer
mikegre
ChancreSore
mep481@gmail.com
Exordium
geoweeg
rsdavis
GOLDFISH T BOGGLESWORTH
mike444
rtservo
bertambala
DAMIS
Mark the Hiker
Jon Brooks
Hellblazer
trapper john

133 Sharmuta  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:30:54pm

re: #123 MandyManners

Or, one about Serbia?

Another Holocaust denier in the VB?

134 Irish Rose  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:30:57pm

re: #123 MandyManners

Or, one about Serbia?

VB!

135 Killian Bundy  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:31:06pm

What's a good off the grocery store shelf marinade for grilled turkey breasts?

/no recipes please

136 Silhouette  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:31:06pm

re: #116 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

She's right behind the preposition!

I said that outloud, but didn't think of posting it. LOL!

137 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:31:17pm

re: #125 Mark the Hiker

Remember me Mark. I was first to up your karma. Live up to the mark of the fat.

138 jcm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:31:23pm

re: #125 Mark the Hiker

I finally catch a registration window - ironically on a day I chose to not drink any beer!

I've been lurking for a very long time.

Welcome!

Hatchlings man the bar and we're thirsty! A couple of beers would slow you down.

139 Archimedes  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:31:41pm

Question OThority T-Shirt:
[Link: pigraphics.com...]

Love that!

140 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:31:54pm

re: #132 Charles

Not very original names.

141 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:32:00pm

re: #128 jcm

Was Serbia created? Or did it Evolve?

Is it pro-choice?

142 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:32:14pm

re: #139 Archimedes

Question OThority T-Shirt:
[Link: pigraphics.com...]

Love that!

Awesome!

143 Silhouette  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:32:16pm

re: #130 The Other Les

If Paul is dead then who is the walrus?

And who took his bucket?

144 Sharmuta  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:32:22pm

re: #134 Irish Rose

GMTA

145 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:32:25pm

re: #129 Archimedes

My cat is trying to get a response from me, going nuts. Opening cabinet doors, shaking blinds, running around like a mad ninja, but I'm just ignoring him as if he's not there. He hates that. :D

Poor puddy-tat.

146 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:32:35pm

re: #124 livefreeor die

I have another OT question as we try to finalize the name of the baby lizard to be-
Do people think of Avery as a boy's name or a girl's name more?


I think of Murphy Brown's character - her mother was Avery. I believe she named her son Avery in the show. I think of the mom.

147 Irish Rose  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:32:42pm

re: #132 Charles

My leg just had a tingle.

148 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:32:55pm

Welcome to Fantasy Island. Holy cow! He's 88 now? I tried using that pickup line a few times, then I tried...anything else.

149 foxsecret  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:33:21pm

Hello all!

I would be one of those hatchlings.

I heard about LGF from Rush's show a couple of years ago.

Hope I can contribute knowledge and wisdom to the ever important discussions!

Later

150 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:33:23pm

re: #132 Charles

JasonBourne

MATT DAMON'S HERE?

*swoon*

151 jcm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:33:30pm

re: #141 MandyManners

Is it pro-choice?

As long as it doesn't tell Charles what to post.

152 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:33:36pm

re: #130 The Other Les
I am the walrus.
Koo koo ka choo.

153 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:33:55pm

re: #133 Sharmuta

Another Holocaust denier in the VB?

Is he kin to Schiavo?

154 Irish Rose  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:34:11pm

Welcome, hatchlings!

Just a reminder: you are required to buy the first round.

155 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:34:30pm

re: #134 Irish Rose

VB!

Robert Spencer.

156 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:34:31pm

re: #126 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Yeah, but not this week. Staying close to home. Hanging out with you guys 24-7.


You don't sleep?

157 foxsecret  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:34:54pm

re: #154 Irish Rose

How about I be the designated driver?

158 Irish Rose  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:35:03pm

re: #155 MandyManners

Robert Spencer.

Who?

159 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:35:03pm

re: #140 Walter L. Newton

Not very original names.

Chankresore sounds like a winner! The lizzettes are going to love him!

160 Sharmuta  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:35:05pm

re: #153 MandyManners

Is he kin to Schiavo?

A so-con thread might be lively.

161 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:35:19pm

re: #150 MandyManners

Watched the Bourne Ultimatum (whichever the last one was) last night. Excellent action.

162 Archimedes  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:35:29pm

re: #140 Walter L. Newton

Not very original names.

re: #145 MandyManners

Poor puddy-tat.

He does this stuff all of the time. Drives me nuts. Runs, hides, bolts from door to door. Seems to be in hyper play mode a lot.

Sometimes I attack him with a puppet raccoon.

163 wolfie  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:35:31pm

re: #124 livefreeor die

Metrosexual mysterious.

164 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:35:31pm

bbiab

165 The Other Les  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:35:38pm

re: #152 Jim in Virginia

I am the walrus.
Koo koo ka choo.

Um...sure.

166 lawhawk  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:35:56pm

re: #150 MandyManners

JasonBourne

MATT DAMON'S HERE?

*swoon*

Matt Damon?! Matt Damon!

167 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:36:09pm

re: #154 Irish Rose

i axed for a greygoose martini upthread--and- NADA! bunch of slackers, i say!

168 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:36:15pm

re: #154 Irish Rose

Welcome, hatchlings!

Just a reminder: you are required to buy the first round.

And work the bar for the rest of us all night.

169 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:36:34pm

re: #156 Jim in Virginia

Time to sleep when I'm dead. On that note; going to bed. G'night kids.

(I'm a bad liar).

170 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:36:35pm

re: #164 MandyManners

bbiab

Be back in a bottle?

171 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:36:47pm

re: #166 lawhawk

Matt Damon?! Matt Damon!

Fuck yeah!

172 LeePro  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:36:52pm

re: #68 red satellite

c'mon loggerheads...make it to the ocean...hurry.

Um...

I think you're in the wrong house. We are lizards, not turtles!

173 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:37:16pm

re: #170 LoFlyer

Be back in a bottle?

Smack! (since she's not here to whack you.)

174 Griffon  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:37:31pm

re: #124 livefreeor die

I have another OT question as we try to finalize the name of the baby lizard to be-
Do people think of Avery as a boy's name or a girl's name more?

Girl's name.

175 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:37:35pm

I watched "I Am Legend" last night. Yawn. Actually it kept me awake because I was hoping it would just end.

176 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:37:53pm

re: #170 LoFlyer

Be back in a bottle?

Be back in a bikini.
(I can dream...)

177 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:38:13pm

re: #156 Jim in Virginia

You don't sleep?

He must not be planning to watch the Titans-Lions game on Thanksgiving.

178 jcm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:38:40pm

re: #174 Griffon

Girl's name.

Tex Avery would call you out! (okay last name)

179 RubyTuesday  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:38:40pm

It's really tempting to register again with another name for the times when creation vs evolution is debated. Don't want to be banned for either, however. Carry on...

180 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:38:58pm

re: #176 Jim in Virginia

Be back in a bikini.
(I can dream...)

Jim, we don't need to see you in a bikini (and it's nothing I ever dreamed of)

181 Learned Mother of Zion  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:39:05pm

re: #21 Charles

52 so far. One already blocked.

A retread?

182 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:39:08pm

re: #176 Jim in Virginia

Be back in a bikini.
(I can dream...)

Even if it's Rosie O'Donnell?

183 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:39:13pm

re: #179 RubyTuesday

It's really tempting to register again with another name for the times when creation vs evolution is debated. Don't want to be banned for either, however. Carry on...

Would you argue wth yourself?

184 LeePro  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:39:28pm

re: #117 gop_patriot

Hey, Lee! What's up? :)

The temperature in the kitchen!

lol

185 RubyTuesday  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:39:43pm

re: #135 Killian Bundy
Daddy Hinkle's.

186 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:39:51pm

re: #177 livefreeor die

He must not be planning to watch the Titans-Lions game on Thanksgiving.

That won't be much a game. Just the Titans kicking to Lions butts up one side of the field and back down the other.

187 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:39:58pm

re: #180 Walter L. Newton
I meant Mandy.

188 The Other Les  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:40:12pm

Gosh I'm tired.

Good Night.

189 lawhawk  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:40:17pm

Grrr... the media seems to love these inside stories. The latest? Inside the Somali pirates lifestyle. Gee. Thanks MSNBC.

Besides, the New York Times already covered that ground a few weeks back.

190 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:40:26pm

re: #182 rwmofo

Even if it's Rosie O'Donnell?

Ewww!

191 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:40:27pm

re: #187 Jim in Virginia

I meant Mandy.

You did!
*whack*

192 Haverwilde  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:40:29pm

re: #176 Jim in Virginia

Be back in a bikini.

Would you post a picture please.

193 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:40:36pm

re: #182 rwmofo

Even if it's Rosie O'Donnell?


EWWW.

194 Bacchus's daddy  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:40:36pm

re: #161 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Yep. Each one of the series seemed to get better. Which is not to say that Damon improved as an actor. :)

195 Mich-again  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:41:02pm

re: #177 livefreeor die

He must not be planning to watch the Titans-Lions game on Thanksgiving.

Curses on those people who bought the last 1,000 tickets today that got the TV blackout lifted here.

196 RubyTuesday  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:41:11pm

re: #183 Jim in Virginia
ha! No, I'd protect Ruby and let the other identity (dangit, what's the name for that? I'm having a Denny Crain moment!) get booted.

197 Learned Mother of Zion  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:41:12pm

re: #84 Killian Bundy

Mystery `Eleanor Rigby' document goes to auction

/next topic: the Abbey Road cover

"Eleanor Rigby": most. depressing. song. ever.

198 lawhawk  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:41:18pm

re: #175 rwmofo

Try Omega Man on for size. You get Charlton Heston to boot.

199 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:41:21pm

re: #186 Dark_Falcon

That won't be much a game. Just the Titans kicking to Lions butts up one side of the field and back down the other.

Thank goodness it's the early game. The Eagles game should be interesting-there is much drama around here in Philly with the whole McNabb benching and fans calling for people to wear black to the game and boo the whole time.

200 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:41:33pm

re: #192 Haverwilde

Would you post a picture please.


Trust me, you don't want to see that.

201 Silhouette  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:42:27pm

re: #189 lawhawk

Grrr... the media seems to love these inside stories. The latest? Inside the Somali pirates lifestyle. Gee. Thanks MSNBC.

Besides, the New York Times already covered that ground a few weeks back.

Because no one is more important to empathize with than criminals.

202 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:42:42pm

The Kid and I are trying to figure out if we're gonna' make omelets or quiche for breakfast in the morning. The Ratatouille game has a recipe for omelets and other dishes, and he's eager to learn how to cook some more.

203 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:43:03pm

re: #189 lawhawk

Grrr... the media seems to love these inside stories. The latest? Inside the Somali pirates lifestyle. Gee. Thanks MSNBC.

Besides, the New York Times already covered that ground a few weeks back.

Well, that's so cozy.

204 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:43:08pm

re: #201 Silhouette

Because no one is more important to empathize with than criminals.

Speaking of which-when does OJ get sentenced?

205 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:43:44pm

re: #176 Jim in Virginia

Be back in a bikini.
(I can dream...)

So can we all mate!

206 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:43:50pm

re: #199 livefreeor die

Thank goodness it's the early game. The Eagles game should be interesting-there is much drama around here in Philly with the whole McNabb benching and fans calling for people to wear black to the game and boo the whole time.

Who are the Eagles playing?

207 Haverwilde  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:44:01pm

re: #200 Jim in Virginia

Trust me, you don't want to see that.


But, but I wanted to add it to my collection of things that should never be seen by the human eye. Shall I share some of my collection?

208 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:44:16pm

re: #198 lawhawk

Try Omega Man on for size. You get Charlton Heston to boot.

I heard that earlier today. Nuthin' against Will Smith. Undoubtedly he pulled in a nice paycheck for it.

209 Killian Bundy  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:44:24pm

re: #185 RubyTuesday

Daddy Hinkle's.

/I'll look for it, thanks

210 [deleted]  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:44:39pm
211 Irish Rose  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:44:40pm

OK hatchlings, it's time to sort.
Raise your hand if you are one of the following:

1. boot licker
2. ass kicker
3. RINO
4. Atheist
5. a true conservative
6. Paulian
7. Vlaams Belang
8. Discovery Institute
9. unrepentant troll registering new socks
10. Ed

212 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:44:44pm

re: #202 MandyManners

i'd vote for omelettes-less labor intensive and quicker--faster reward!

213 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:44:44pm

re: #202 MandyManners

The Kid and I are trying to figure out if we're gonna' make omelets or quiche for breakfast in the morning. The Ratatouille game has a recipe for omelets and other dishes, and he's eager to learn how to cook some more.

I would go with the quiche. Remember, serve it room temperature.
You know that there is no rat in Ratatouille.

214 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:44:48pm

re: #201 Silhouette

Because no one is more important to empathize with than criminals.


First question for a broadcast network: Will it get ratings?
Second: Will it deliver a desirable demographic?
Nothing else matters.

215 wolfie  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:45:04pm

re: #199 livefreeor die

I think you should name the baby after Barack.
Unless it's a girl. Then you should name her Barbarack.

216 Last Mohican  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:45:08pm

re: #207 Haverwilde

But, but I wanted to add it to my collection of things that should never be seen by the human eye. Shall I share some of my collection?

Oh man, it's gonna be another one of those threads.

217 NYCHardhat  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:45:11pm

re: #211 Irish Rose

11. Ron Paul

218 Nylecoj  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:45:15pm

re: #140 Walter L. Newton

Not very original names.

I chuckled at CtrlAltDelete

219 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:45:17pm

re: #206 Dark_Falcon

Who are the Eagles playing?

Cardinals. Mwahaha! (Not an Eagles fan, so I just get to watch the fun!)

220 Randall Gross  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:45:29pm

re: #124 livefreeor die

All of the Averys I've met have been male, I have know a couple of female Averils however.

221 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:45:31pm

re: #189 lawhawk

Grrr... the media seems to love these inside stories. The latest? Inside the Somali pirates lifestyle. Gee. Thanks MSNBC.

Besides, the New York Times already covered that ground a few weeks back.

Their other buds, the Russians are the only ones about to something about the pirates.

222 Sharmuta  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:45:38pm

re: #211 Irish Rose

Heh

223 gop_patriot  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:45:48pm

re: #184 LeePro

The temperature in the kitchen!

lol

Cooking furiously? Or are you just smokin' hot? ;)

We're having dinner at my husband's cousin's house Thursday. I get to just show up with pie and the family (not necessarily in that order), and eat and drink. :)

224 Silhouette  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:45:54pm

re: #204 livefreeor die

Speaking of which-when does OJ get sentenced?

I thought he was already behind bars.

225 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:46:31pm

re: #202 MandyManners

The Kid and I are trying to figure out if we're gonna' make omelets or quiche for breakfast in the morning. The Ratatouille game has a recipe for omelets and other dishes, and he's eager to learn how to cook some more.

Just make sure ya got some bacon to go with it.

Mmmm. Bacon.

226 freedombilly  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:46:51pm

If any of you like video games and want to be productive DO NOT buy Tiger Woods golf for the Wii. Trust me.

227 fclass308  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:46:55pm

Definitely a boy's name.re: #174 Griffon

228 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:46:57pm

re: #224 Silhouette

I thought he was already behind bars.

He is but I think that's because he violated his bail before the trial-witness tampering or something.

229 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:47:00pm

re: #213 Walter L. Newton

Omelets are much easier.

230 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:47:06pm

re: #189 lawhawk

I've been thinking about this issue. I think we should take a look at the Russian proposal for a joint amphibious assault on pirate strongholds. The Russians are nasty, its true, but nasty is what we need to deal with pirates. We need an occupying force in those towns that will strip them bare. The pirates need to have the war brought home to them.

231 Archimedes  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:47:24pm

re: #198 lawhawk

Try Omega Man on for size. You get Charlton Heston to boot.

232 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:47:53pm

re: #212 mikeymom

i'd vote for omelettes-less labor intensive and quicker--faster reward!

I sometimes screw up folding it over. It's hard to mess up quiche.

233 NYCHardhat  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:47:54pm
234 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:47:58pm

re: #212 mikeymom

i'd vote for omelettes-less labor intensive and quicker--faster reward!

Agreed, I like omlettes.

235 yah  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:48:04pm

re: #132 Charles
I can hardly wait to me yahbaby.

236 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:48:17pm

re: #213 Walter L. Newton

I would go with the quiche. Remember, serve it room temperature.
You know that there is no rat in Ratatouille.

There's not?!

237 LeePro  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:48:20pm

re: #223 gop_patriot

Cooking furiously? Or are you just smokin' hot? ;)

We're having dinner at my husband's cousin's house Thursday. I get to just show up with pie and the family (not necessarily in that order), and eat and drink. :)

Cooking the whole durn meal. Having at daughter's house out in Fayette county. Much fun!

238 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:48:22pm

re: #198 lawhawk

Try Omega Man on for size. You get Charlton Heston to boot.

I suggested Charlton as a name (It's a boy) but no one else in the household liked it.

239 LeePro  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:48:50pm

More cookin'...

biaw...

240 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:48:50pm

The French do omelets for dinner. A liver omelet, salad, wine, cheese. Very tasty.

241 tripletdad  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:49:03pm

We got us a butterhead - lol!

242 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:49:26pm

re: #225 rwmofo

Just make sure ya got some bacon to go with it.

Mmmm. Bacon.

We're going with ham in either.

243 Haverwilde  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:49:27pm

re: #233 NYCHardhat
I don't get anything on the link.

244 2SoonOld2LateSmart  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:49:29pm

re: #70 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

There's always room for Tofu!

I hate Tofu.

Does that make me a tofuist?

245 Shay4l  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:50:13pm

re: #244 2SoonOld2LateSmart

I hate Tofu.

Does that make me a tofuist?

Tofuphobe

246 Silhouette  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:50:17pm

re: #244 2SoonOld2LateSmart

I hate Tofu.

Does that make me a tofuist?

Tofobia?

247 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:50:29pm

re: #232 MandyManners

use more butter so it doesnt stick and use two spatulas--and as for quiche, i cant make a pie crust to save my neck- use pre-made ones

248 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:50:47pm

re: #244 2SoonOld2LateSmart

Soy is making kids 'gay'

249 [deleted]  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:50:52pm
250 NYCHardhat  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:50:52pm
251 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:51:00pm

re: #230 Dark_Falcon

I've been thinking about this issue. I think we should take a look at the Russian proposal for a joint amphibious assault on pirate strongholds. The Russians are nasty, its true, but nasty is what we need to deal with pirates. We need an occupying force in those towns that will strip them bare. The pirates need to have the war brought home to them.


Information Dissemination makes a good argument for the US to do nothing about the pirates.

252 Nylecoj  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:51:05pm

re: #218 Nylecoj

I chuckled at CtrlAltDelete

but then again mine is not very original, so what do I know?

253 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:51:28pm

re: #224 Silhouette

I thought he was already behind bars.

Sort of interesting how justice is served nowadays. OJ dodged a bullet with the criminal murder trial, but he got hammered in the civil trial and got run over by a bull dozer in this latest tiff. The only consolation OJ has is that he will feel right at home with his new mates, and that they probably will not gang rape him.

254 NYCHardhat  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:51:29pm

re: #243 Haverwilde

I don't know how that happened. I fixed it.

255 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:51:33pm

re: #229 Killgore Trout

Omelets are much easier.

I know. I never saw quiche served at room temperature until the first time I went to Europe, France to be exact (surprised?).

For a matter of fact, I found a lot of foods served and stored at room temperature. They are not into over cooled anything. Soft drinks are luke-cool, beer is luke-cool or warm, I saw meats just laid out on counters, not in coolers, most places had lost the recipe for ice. Milk was warm (and not pasteurized).

Interesting.

256 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:51:59pm

re: #247 mikeymom

use more butter so it doesnt stick and use two spatulas--and as for quiche, i cant make a pie crust to save my neck- use pre-made ones

The Kid over-rode my veto so we're going with omelets.

257 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:52:14pm

re: #240 Killgore Trout

The French do omelets for dinner. A liver omelet, salad, wine, cheese. Very tasty.

And lunch, and snacks.

258 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:52:24pm

re: #240 Killgore Trout

The French do omelets for dinner. A liver omelet, salad, wine, cheese. Very tasty.

We've done that when we've had people over unexpectedly, though the omelets are never liver. I shudder to think what my Male would say to liver.

259 Shay4l  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:52:25pm

re: #250 NYCHardhat

Goes to show you they have no clue what they're doing.

260 Haverwilde  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:52:58pm

re: #247 mikeymom

use more butter so it doesnt stick and use two spatulas--and as for quiche, i cant make a pie crust to save my neck- use pre-made ones

Me too, I quit making quiches and switched to frittatas, same thing without a crust.

261 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:53:04pm

re: #252 Nylecoj

but then again mine is not very original, so what do I know?


Dr Elders? Is that you?

262 Last Mohican  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:53:16pm

Excuse me,

Could someone please go over to Drudge right now, take a look at the picture of Peter Orszag, Obama's new budget chief, and explain to me what that thing on his head is?

Thanks,

Last Mohican

263 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:53:22pm

re: #258 Dianna

You'd be surprised, a liver omelet is much tastier than it sounds.

264 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:53:33pm

re: #240 Killgore Trout

The French do omelets for dinner. A liver omelet, salad, wine, cheese. Very tasty.

Whenever I have liver I found that it pays to have a cat nearby. In these cases you can lick the cat in the ass in order to get the taste of liver out of your mouth.

265 lawhawk  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:53:57pm

re: #201 Silhouette

True. And the NYT and AP were both covering that same angle a few weeks back (NYT) and a few days ago (AP).

Want to know how to deal with the pirate threat? Eliminate their income stream. Stop paying the damned ransoms and eliminate the threat. Pirates need the income and if everyone stops paying, they wont be able to sustain their efforts.

Instead, we get stories that suggest the INS Tabar somehow fired on the wrong vessel. Fact is, the pirates were in control of that ship and they fired on the Tabar. The Tabar acted within its rights. Meanwhile, what exactly was that Thai trawler doing off the coast of Somalia in the first place. Seems a long way off from Thailand.

266 NYCHardhat  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:54:00pm

re: #259 Shay4l

And I keep hearing how smart he is because he is apointing Clintonites and the occasional Republican. Is that because he is winging the presidency? Raise your hand if you understand.

267 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:54:11pm

re: #238 livefreeor die

I suggested Charlton as a name (It's a boy) but no one else in the household liked it.

Just don't name him Troy, Bubba, Leroy or Barbie!

268 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:54:13pm

The best crust is made with lard.

I'm currently swearing because the butcher doesn't have a block smaller than 3 pounds.

269 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:54:28pm

re: #256 MandyManners

enjoy! let us all know how it goes--and give him a hug and kiss from me-- i miss that little boy smell!

270 Defogger  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:54:39pm

Good evenin' Lizards!

Welcome, Hatchlings!

What's happening?

271 [deleted]  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:54:45pm
272 Desert Dog  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:54:46pm

re: #262 Last Mohican

Excuse me,

Could someone please go over to Drudge right now, take a look at the picture of Peter Orszag, Obama's new budget chief, and explain to me what that thing on his head is?

Thanks,

Last Mohican

I like looking at La Presidentette of Argentina better! WOW

273 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:54:52pm

re: #262 Last Mohican

Excuse me,

Could someone please go over to Drudge right now, take a look at the picture of Peter Orszag, Obama's new budget chief, and explain to me what that thing on his head is?

Thanks,

Last Mohican

A beret.

274 Boogberg  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:54:59pm

GM stock still up! Woohoo! :D

275 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:55:00pm

re: #263 Killgore Trout

You'd be surprised, a liver omelet is much tastier than it sounds.

My Male and organ meats are not to be found in the same house. It's just the way it is.

276 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:55:33pm

re: #251 Jim in Virginia

Information Dissemination makes a good argument for the US to do nothing about the pirates.

I am reading this but I disagree. To me, the ideal solution would be to simply nuke the largest pirate stronghold. That is not politically possible, so a ground assault is the next best thing.

277 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:55:36pm

re: #264 rwmofo

Whenever I have liver I found that it pays to have a cat nearby. In these cases you can lick the cat in the ass in order to get the taste of liver out of your mouth.

Well, you let us know how that works out.

Eeewww...

278 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:55:48pm

re: #264 rwmofo

im sorry--that is just---wrong

279 Mich-again  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:56:04pm

re: #230 Dark_Falcon

The pirates need to have the war brought home to them.

That sounds a bit like the Bush Doctrine, no?

280 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:56:22pm

re: #270 Defogger

Good evenin' Lizards!

Welcome, Hatchlings!

What's happening?

I'm writing. This means I'm about to go anti-social.

281 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:56:28pm

re: #135 Killian Bundy

What's a good off the grocery store shelf marinade for grilled turkey breasts?

/no recipes please

World Harbors Maui Mountain® Hot Teriyaki

A couple quarts should suffice.

/turkey sucks

282 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:56:31pm

re: #267 LoFlyer

Just don't name him Troy, Bubba, Leroy or Barbie!

Yes, our "no way" name list is quite long!

283 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:56:33pm

re: #273 Walter L. Newton

A beret.

Of course I would know that. Me, crazy assed Francophile.

284 Nylecoj  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:56:48pm

re: #261 Jim in Virginia

Dr Elders? Is that you?


Well I am elder (than some)

285 Opilio  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:56:56pm

re: #224 Silhouette

I thought he was already behind bars.

He is. Has been since his conviction in October. Sentencing is scheduled for Dec. 5th. Couldn't be happening to a nicer guy.

286 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:57:05pm

re: #278 mikeymom

im sorry--that is just---wrong

What, it's a beret. What's wrong?

287 Defogger  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:57:21pm

re: #279 Mich-again

That sounds a bit like the Bush Doctrine, no?

Yes. But look where it got him.

288 Racer X  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:57:22pm

re: #262 Last Mohican

Excuse me,

Could someone please go over to Drudge right now, take a look at the picture of Peter Orszag, Obama's new budget chief, and explain to me what that thing on his head is?

Thanks,

Last Mohican

HAHAHAHA!

Put away the Flowbee!

289 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:57:35pm

re: #285 Opilio

He is. Has been since his conviction in October. Sentencing is scheduled for Dec. 5th. Couldn't be happening to a nicer guy.

Want to take bets on Barry pardoning him?

290 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:57:46pm

re: #262 Last Mohican

Excuse me,

Could someone please go over to Drudge right now, take a look at the picture of Peter Orszag, Obama's new budget chief, and explain to me what that thing on his head is?

Thanks,

Last Mohican

That's my lost sock!

291 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:57:49pm

re: #281 Noam Sayin'

World Harbors Maui Mountain® Hot Teriyaki

A couple quarts should suffice.

/turkey sucks

It probably does after marinating in that, mate!

292 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:57:52pm

re: #264 rwmofo

Whenever I have liver I found that it pays to have a cat nearby. In these cases you can lick the cat in the ass in order to get the taste of liver out of your mouth.

ROFLMAO!

293 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:58:07pm

re: #282 livefreeor die

Yes, our "no way" name list is quite long!

Leslie would be a nice moonbat gender-neutral name.

294 Shay4l  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:58:22pm

re: #251 Jim in Virginia

Information Dissemination makes a good argument for the US to do nothing about the pirates.

The pirates are attacking business entities. Let business entities deal with it. Pay protection money or pay for protection forces.

295 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:58:49pm

re: #269 mikeymom

enjoy! let us all know how it goes--and give him a hug and kiss from me-- i miss that little boy smell!

He's learned how to fart on command.

296 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:58:54pm

re: #286 Walter L. Newton

i was replying to rwmofo about the cat's behind comment walter--btw is it as cols in golden as it is in longmont? brrr

297 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:59:00pm

re: #290 rwmofo

That's my lost sock!

Does anyone care to consider that it's a beret. Case closed.

298 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:59:02pm

re: #293 Walter L. Newton

Leslie would be a nice moonbat gender-neutral name.

Maybe we should name him "Hope".

299 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:59:17pm

re: #278 mikeymom

im sorry--that is just---wrong

That's exactly what the cat said when I tried to give him liver.

300 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:59:19pm

re: #271 buzzsawmonkey

If you put Danish ham in them, you could start teaching him about Shakespeare.

Omelet prints of Denmark, you know.

LOL!

301 reine.de.tout  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:59:23pm

re: #268 Dianna

The best crust is made with lard.

I'm currently swearing because the butcher doesn't have a block smaller than 3 pounds.

Is lard even legal anymore?

302 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:59:43pm

re: #293 Walter L. Newton

Leslie would be a nice moonbat gender-neutral name.

How about "Rain" or Skye"?

303 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 6:59:57pm

re: #295 MandyManners

LOLOL--thats not quite what i meant-

304 Mich-again  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:00:07pm

re: #287 Defogger

Yes. But look where it got him.

Far too early to really know how effective the Bush Doctrine is/was. I say its kind of like cleaning out a cluttered basement or garage. Halfway into the job, things look worse than they did before you started. But the alternative is to do nothing and live with the mess.

305 Sarge1984  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:00:13pm

re: #295 MandyManners

What a great boy!

306 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:00:18pm

re: #286 Walter L. Newton

What, it's a beret. What's wrong?

Once upon a time, my boss tried growing a beard. Granted veto power, at the end of the week, when he came in one morning, he found a razor and a beret on his desk.

I informed him that these were his options.

He shaved.

307 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:00:27pm

re: #285 Opilio

He is. Has been since his conviction in October. Sentencing is scheduled for Dec. 5th. Couldn't be happening to a nicer guy.

What's he facing?

308 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:00:36pm

re: #296 mikeymom

i was replying to rwmofo about the cat's behind comment walter--btw is it as cols in golden as it is in longmont? brrr

Oh, got it, sorry.

It was 21 last night, suppose to be 23-24 tonight, but I think it will be higher. I just step across the street for some M&M's at Walgreens (I have to stop that) and it didn't feel like it's going to get that low tonight.

309 Defogger  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:00:45pm

re: #280 Dianna

I'm writing. This means I'm about to go anti-social.

I know what that's about. It's lonely -- living in my head, scouring the corners for a good idea and a cogent way of expressing it. Hard work, it is.

310 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:00:59pm

re: #289 livefreeor die

Want to take bets on Barry pardoning him?

Fortunately, he can't. State, not Federal.

311 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:01:07pm

re: #302 LoFlyer

How about "Rain" or Skye"?


My sons got punchy one night and were pushing for "Othello".

312 Racer X  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:01:17pm

re: #297 Walter L. Newton

Does anyone care to consider that it's a beret. Case closed.

No, I'm pretty sure that lid is natural and attached.

313 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:01:34pm

re: #255 Walter L. Newton

How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese?
- Charles de Gaulle

314 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:01:43pm

re: #303 mikeymom

LOLOL--thats not quite what i meant-

My widdle baby is growing up.

315 Killian Bundy  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:01:57pm

re: #262 Last Mohican

Excuse me,

Could someone please go over to Drudge right now, take a look at the picture of Peter Orszag, Obama's new budget chief, and explain to me what that thing on his head is?

Wow, that's a unique hairstyle.

/A mullet beret?

316 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:01:59pm

re: #301 reine.de.tout

Is lard even legal anymore?

So far as I know! It's in the butcher's case, anyway. Just not in the old one-pound bricks that you can use up in one holiday season.

317 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:02:00pm

re: #305 Sarge1984

What a great boy!

I'm so proud.

318 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:02:27pm

re: #275 Dianna

You'll have to get him into Anthony Bordain. Organ meat is manly.

319 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:02:32pm

re: #262 Last Mohican

Excuse me,

Could someone please go over to Drudge right now, take a look at the picture of Peter Orszag, Obama's new budget chief, and explain to me what that thing on his head is?

Thanks,

Last Mohican

Biden must not realize that his toupee is missing.

320 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:02:34pm

re: #308 Walter L. Newton

cant believe we havent had any snow yet/ducks

321 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:02:42pm

re: #306 Dianna

Once upon a time, my boss tried growing a beard. Granted veto power, at the end of the week, when he came in one morning, he found a razor and a beret on his desk.

I informed him that these were his options.

He shaved.

It's not as common in France as you would imagine. At least not around the cities. I see it more in the countryside. It's popular in the country just like a baseball cap is.

322 Sarge1984  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:02:52pm

re: #318 Killgore Trout

Heh.

323 Nylecoj  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:02:52pm

re: #316 Dianna

So far as I know! It's in the butcher's case, anyway. Just not in the old one-pound bricks that you can use up in one holiday season.

We have it in the Mexican food section at the grocery store. Manteca

324 reine.de.tout  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:02:56pm

re: #316 Dianna

So far as I know! It's in the butcher's case, anyway. Just not in the old one-pound bricks that you can use up in one holiday season.

I'm just surprised the fat-content police haven't outlawed it yet.
It do make things good.

325 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:02:58pm

re: #297 Walter L. Newton

Does anyone care to consider that it's a beret. Case closed.

You mean one of those gay looking french berets like what the Army special forces wear. Must be embarrassing as hell, or maybe it just make them mad, and that why they are so mean in a fight!
/Haaar!

326 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:03:17pm

re: #311 livefreeor die

i like jedidiah--jed for short

327 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:03:41pm

re: #309 Defogger

I know what that's about. It's lonely -- living in my head, scouring the corners for a good idea and a cogent way of expressing it. Hard work, it is.

Oh, the story is going fine. I just hate writing tense emotional scenes. And sex. And this piece has far too much of both.

328 Mich-again  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:03:42pm

re: #314 MandyManners

My widdle baby is growing up.

My oldest is a freshman in College. sigh. It goes by in a minute.

329 yah  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:03:47pm

The news is saying that the pirate ship fired on and sunk really belonged to village fisherman. Totally innocent.

Next, we'll be getting photos of a bloody stricken child, holding a cute little stuffed animal (spotless) - an innocent victim of the attack.

How many days do you bet it will take?

330 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:04:02pm

re: #322 Sarge1984

I guess you have to knock it back with booze, a pack of smoke and line of coke.

331 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:04:03pm

So how many sock-puppets invaded?

332 Defogger  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:04:09pm

re: #304 Mich-again

Far too early to really know how effective the Bush Doctrine is/was. I say its kind of like cleaning out a cluttered basement or garage. Halfway into the job, things look worse than they did before you started. But the alternative is to do nothing and live with the mess.

I agree, and I think history will be kind to W. But the conventional wisdom of the day says he is a most "unpopular" President.

333 Killian Bundy  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:04:16pm

re: #281 Noam Sayin'

World Harbors Maui Mountain® Hot Teriyaki

A couple quarts should suffice.

/turkey sucks

I never liked Teriyaki.

/that's why I'm doing turkey breasts, only good part of the bird

334 Last Mohican  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:04:22pm

re: #273 Walter L. Newton

A beret.

In that case, it is the worst beret I have ever seen.

Now back in the Clinton administration, they had some decent berets in the White House.

335 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:04:30pm

re: #325 LoFlyer

You mean one of those gay looking french berets like what the Army special forces wear. Must be embarrassing as hell, or maybe it just make them mad, and that why they are so mean in a fight!
/Haaar!

Dickhead looked good in his.

336 Haverwilde  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:04:43pm

re: #318 Killgore Trout

Well at least Rocky Mountain oysters are manly organ meat.

337 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:05:00pm

re: #312 Racer X

No, I'm pretty sure that lid is natural and attached.

Ok, I looked at the article under the picture, the front view, heavens, it is his hair (or someone's hair).

re: #313 Killgore Trout

How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese?
- Charles de Gaulle

I believe that count is now officially up to 365, one per day of the year.

338 [deleted]  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:05:01pm
339 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:05:12pm

re: #328 Mich-again

My oldest is a freshman in College. sigh. It goes by in a minute.

He's also perfected belching on command.

340 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:05:28pm

re: #328 Mich-again

heh- mine are 31 and 28--big strapping lads, too- 6'4 and 6'2--sigh

341 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:05:30pm

re: #323 Nylecoj

We have it in the Mexican food section at the grocery store. Manteca

Good!

A little far to go, for me, but I'll check in the local Mexican market. San Jose is chock-a-block with them.

342 Last Mohican  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:05:42pm

re: #319 livefreeor die

Biden must not realize that his toupee is missing.

If Biden had worn that toupee, Obama wouldn't have been elected, no matter how many Disney characters ACORN registered to vote.

343 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:05:44pm

re: #326 mikeymom

i like jedidiah--jed for short

Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed.

344 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:05:56pm

re: #291 LoFlyer

It probably does after marinating in that, mate!

It's pretty good stuff. I use it on big portabellos, then grill 'em like burgers.

345 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:06:06pm

re: #334 Last Mohican

In that case, it is the worst beret I have ever seen.

Now back in the Clinton administration, they had some decent berets in the White House.

And, some really tasteful navy dresses from The Gap.

346 big steve  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:06:10pm

re: #326 mikeymom

i like jedidiah--jed for short

Jed Bartlett...now that was a President!

347 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:06:15pm

re: #336 Haverwilde

Well at least Rocky Mountain oysters are manly organ meat.

And your point is... ?

Walter in Golden, Co.

348 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:06:19pm

re: #326 mikeymom

i like jedidiah--jed for short

No kids, here, but if they'd come along, a boy would have been Gideon and a girl would have been Judith.

349 reine.de.tout  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:06:35pm

re: #339 MandyManners

He's also perfected belching on command.

My sweet, precious angelic daughter was champion belcher in 3rd grade.

I thought only boys could do that.

Then one day I discovered my daughter and my mom having a contest. I was speechless. Never knew my mom had that particular talent.

350 Sarge1984  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:06:48pm

re: #330 Killgore Trout
re: #336 Haverwilde

I just don't know how to respond to that.

351 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:06:53pm

re: #338 buzzsawmonkey

I prefer piano tuna.

I prefer a clavichord. Meaty.

352 wolfie  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:07:19pm

re: #321 Walter L. Newton

I think it may originally have been a Basque thing. You see them in the Basque regions of Spain, where they are called boinas.

353 sadhu  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:07:25pm

re: #262 Last Mohican

a scalp

354 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:07:50pm

re: #326 mikeymom

i like jedidiah--jed for short

That's a nice name-I'll run it by the crew.
Although, since I go through pregnancy and labor, I have the ultimate vote.

355 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:07:59pm

re: #332 Defogger

I agree, and I think history will be kind to W. But the conventional wisdom of the day says he is a most "unpopular" President.

If we go by the MSM and the university intelligentsia no Republican President will ever be anything less than the worst President ever, while Clinton and Obama will be the pinnacle of it all.

356 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:08:26pm

re: #348 Dianna

love those biblical names-daughter would have been sarah--NOT sara

357 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:08:27pm

re: #352 wolfie

I think it may originally have been a Basque thing. You see them in the Basque regions of Spain, where they are called boinas.

It's an epidemic...

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

358 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:08:28pm

re: #349 reine.de.tout

My sweet, precious angelic daughter was champion belcher in 3rd grade.

I thought only boys could do that.

Then one day I discovered my daughter and my mom having a contest. I was speechless. Never knew my mom had that particular talent.

I'm sitting here with tears welling in my eyes laughing.

359 Mich-again  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:08:36pm

We ate liver and onions about once a week in my house when I was growing up. Used to dip the pieces of liver in applesauce, mashed potatoes, or anything else just to try to disguise the taste, but nothing worked. Liver is the most god-awful crapola anyone ever served up on a dinner plate. Yech. Double Yech.

360 big steve  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:08:43pm

re: #349 reine.de.tout

My sweet, precious angelic daughter was champion belcher in 3rd grade.

I thought only boys could do that.

Then one day I discovered my daughter and my mom having a contest. I was speechless. Never knew my mom had that particular talent.

Mrs Big Steve is the world's champion belcher. She and I were once on a softball team and she played 2nd base and the guy who played Left Field marveled that he could hear her belch from where he was at. Lately, when my sons bring dates home, they have to remind their mom not to belch.

361 Silvergirl  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:08:56pm

re: #66 Walter L. Newton

Ok, no way, that's like watching paint dry, to country music. Gag.

Turn the sound off and start watching about 1:50 when the actual coming out of the shell takes place. If nothing else, it's sweet.

362 Racer X  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:09:34pm

re: #337 Walter L. Newton

Ok, I looked at the article under the picture, the front view, heavens, it is his hair (or someone's hair).


I made a comment on his Goofy lid on the Obama video thread. You get a good view of it.

363 Sarge1984  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:10:03pm

re: #359 Mich-again

It's the blood flavor. I can't handle it, either. Venison has the same effect for me.

364 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:10:22pm

re: #359 Mich-again

We ate liver and onions about once a week in my house when I was growing up. Used to dip the pieces of liver in applesauce, mashed potatoes, or anything else just to try to disguise the taste, but nothing worked. Liver is the most god-awful crapola anyone ever served up on a dinner plate. Yech. Double Yech.

I totally agree, but there's always room for oysters.

365 Haverwilde  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:10:24pm

re: #356 mikeymom
Why not Sirah, I always loved petit sirah.

366 reine.de.tout  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:10:59pm

re: #360 big steve

Mrs Big Steve is the world's champion belcher. She and I were once on a softball team and she played 2nd base and the guy who played Left Field marveled that he could hear her belch from where he was at. Lately, when my sons bring dates home, they have to remind their mom not to belch.

ROFL.
I've never been able to do it.
But - I can wiggle my ears. Each one independently, or both at the same time.
Now, there's a talent that really comes in handy.

367 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:11:10pm

re: #329 yah

The news is saying that the pirate ship fired on and sunk really belonged to village fisherman. Totally innocent.

Next, we'll be getting photos of a bloody stricken child, holding a cute little stuffed animal (spotless) - an innocent victim of the attack.

How many days do you bet it will take?

There must be some sort of manual or set of rules and protocols agreed upon by the terrorists, ME and African criminals and pirates and the global media has to how the propaganda is to be disiminated; Glorifying criminals and vilifying the good guys is starting to get a little tiresome to the average Joe or Jane Six-pack!

368 [deleted]  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:11:37pm
369 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:11:37pm

re: #365 Haverwilde

smack

370 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:11:38pm

re: #359 Mich-again

We ate liver and onions about once a week in my house when I was growing up. Used to dip the pieces of liver in applesauce, mashed potatoes, or anything else just to try to disguise the taste, but nothing worked. Liver is the most god-awful crapola anyone ever served up on a dinner plate. Yech. Double Yech.

Then I guess foie gras is out of the question? Goodness, I love foie gras, along with some brie and some fresh bread and cheese with cream and sugar and... ok... stop Walter, stop.

371 saberry0530  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:11:40pm

re: #349 reine.de.tout

My sweet, precious angelic daughter was champion belcher in 3rd grade.

I thought only boys could do that.

Then one day I discovered my daughter and my mom having a contest. I was speechless. Never knew my mom had that particular talent.

I've heard that it skips a generation

372 Defogger  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:11:50pm

re: #359 Mich-again

We ate liver and onions about once a week in my house when I was growing up. Used to dip the pieces of liver in applesauce, mashed potatoes, or anything else just to try to disguise the taste, but nothing worked. Liver is the most god-awful crapola anyone ever served up on a dinner plate. Yech. Double Yech.

I'll second that. Bleccchhh!

373 NY Nana  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:12:22pm

re: #328 Mich-again

Kwit yer kvetching. My oldest granddaughter is in Grade 3! ;)

374 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:12:26pm

re: #370 Walter L. Newton

Then I guess foie gras is out of the question? Goodness, I love foie gras, along with some brie and some fresh bread and cheese with cream and sugar and... ok... stop Walter, stop.

I hate liver but I like a good pate.

375 gop_patriot  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:12:33pm

re: #315 Killian Bundy

Wow, that's a unique hairstyle.

/A mullet beret?

OK now I have to go look. lol

376 Opilio  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:12:36pm

re: #307 MandyManners

What's he facing?

The top counts of kidnapping with use of a deadly weapon carry a possible life sentence. The robbery and burglary convictions are more in the 3-to-10 range.

377 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:12:48pm

re: #370 Walter L. Newton

stick with the m&m's walter

378 Mich-again  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:12:55pm

re: #363 Sarge1984

Venison has the same effect for me.

I happen to like venison but only when its prepared by a pro. The best is a venison roast wrapped in strips of bacon and slow cooked all day.

379 Haverwilde  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:13:01pm

While we are on the disgusting topic of liver. The best liver I have ever eaten is rabbil liver. I takes quite a few for a meal but they are good. Thankfully my doctor forbids me eating liver, too much iron.

380 mep481@gmail.com  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:13:15pm

it took almost two years of reading LGF and missing opportunities to join by minutes sometimes. but finally... finally... i got a username. Thank you Charles for holding the "window" open for so long.

381 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:13:17pm

re: #376 Opilio

The top counts of kidnapping with use of a deadly weapon carry a possible life sentence. The robbery and burglary convictions are more in the 3-to-10 range.

But...he was set up by The Man!

382 Defogger  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:13:30pm

re: #375 gop_patriot

OK now I have to go look. lol

You'll be sorry.
I once saw a dead skunk that looked similar.

383 big steve  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:13:30pm

re: #366 reine.de.tout

ROFL.
I've never been able to do it.
But - I can wiggle my ears. Each one independently, or both at the same time.
Now, there's a talent that really comes in handy.

I can do that too...do you hear a roaring sound in your ears when you do it?

384 Last Mohican  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:13:31pm

re: #370 Walter L. Newton

Then I guess foie gras is out of the question? Goodness, I love foie gras, along with some brie and some fresh bread and cheese with cream and sugar and... ok... stop Walter, stop.

Mmmm. Foie gras.

Weird how it can be so incredibly good, whereas your basic fried-up-liver-and-onions is so incredibly gross.

385 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:13:43pm

re: #374 livefreeor die

i hate liver, but love boar's head smoked liverwurst! YUM

386 FrogMarch  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:13:48pm
387 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:13:48pm

re: #335 MandyManners

Dickhead looked good in his.

Looks like a little mini-condom!

388 Occasional Reader  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:13:56pm

Evenin'.

Okay, if any of you have been thinking "gee, that Occasional Reader is such a great guy, I'd really like to spend about a thousand bucks or so on a Christmas gift for him"; I think these are pretty cool. Just sayin'.

389 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:14:02pm

Has anyone here, as an adult, eaten liver - on purpose?

I admit I had a craving for it, once. Then I took a vitamin with iron and saved myself from the experience.

390 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:14:08pm

re: #374 livefreeor die

I hate liver but I like a good pate.

Will make your mouth water...

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

391 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:14:26pm

re: #380 mep481@gmail.com

it took almost two years of reading LGF and missing opportunities to join by minutes sometimes. but finally... finally... i got a username. Thank you Charles for holding the "window" open for so long.

So what's your email address?

392 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:14:40pm

re: #132 Charles

A lot of those nics seem oddly familiar, but spend enough time on the intertoobs and pretty soon every nic starts to seem familiar.

Has anyone ever picked the nic "Stevil"?

393 yah  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:14:48pm

A friend of mine had the job of doing autopsies on small farm animals - chickens mainly, to see why they died.

He said he would rather eat an oil filter from a overheated car than a liver.

394 NY Nana  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:14:52pm

re: #349 reine.de.tout

Wait until you are a grandmother! You will also discover new talents that will drive your kids up the wall! ;)

/Been there, done that!

395 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:14:58pm

re: #380 mep481@gmail.com

welcome but--umm- i think e-mail addys are verboten

396 Haverwilde  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:15:10pm

Alaskan deer are not gamey. I love making steak fingers with the venison. Wonderful.

397 gop_patriot  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:15:16pm

re: #382 Defogger

You'll be sorry.
I once saw a dead skunk that looked similar.

Wow, that's his hair. LOL Interesting.

398 lobo91  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:15:19pm
399 big steve  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:15:21pm

re: #380 mep481@gmail.com

it took almost two years of reading LGF and missing opportunities to join by minutes sometimes. but finally... finally... i got a username. Thank you Charles for holding the "window" open for so long.

All that waiting and you put your email address as your user name?

400 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:15:26pm

re: #391 rwmofo

So what's your email address?

something at hotmail?

401 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:15:36pm

re: #390 Walter L. Newton

Will make your mouth water...

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

Only a few more weeks and I can have pate again as well as soda, caffeinated beverages, an adult beverage here or there, real bacon, deli meat...

402 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:16:04pm

re: #376 Opilio

The top counts of kidnapping with use of a deadly weapon carry a possible life sentence. The robbery and burglary convictions are more in the 3-to-10 range.

That's a lot.

403 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:16:15pm

re: #399 big steve

All that waiting and you put your email address as your user name?

Guess he likes spam.

404 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:16:36pm

re: #377 mikeymom

stick with the m&m's walter

Since I stopped smoking cold on Aug. 16th 2008, my appetite won't stop. I probably do a few 2 ounce bags of M&M's every couple of days. And I have certainly added a few pounds (though some folks say I am getting too skinny).

I don't know what to do about the appetite.

405 Haverwilde  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:16:40pm

re: #380 mep481@gmail.com
Ain't that dangerous using an emal as a name. I hope the spam does kill you.

406 Mich-again  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:16:42pm

re: #373 NY Nana

Kwit yer kvetching.

I'm not quite sure what you mean by kvetching but I promise to try to stop doing it.

407 Defogger  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:16:52pm

re: #327 Dianna

Oh, the story is going fine. I just hate writing tense emotional scenes. And sex. And this piece has far too much of both.

Once in awhile, I have to address the issue of sex --- from the pulpit! Or talking with teens. It's never easy for me.

408 Last Mohican  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:17:02pm

re: #391 rwmofo

Charles does have that policy prohibiting posting anyone's email address here. That may be a problem.

Not that I'm so psyched about my own nic. I thought of it in about two seconds once, when I suddenly noticed registration was open, and didn't want to miss it.

409 Occasional Reader  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:17:03pm

re: #390 Walter L. Newton

Will make your mouth water...

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

Sorry, it don't send me.

It's not like, say... prosciutto. Mmmm.

410 Haverwilde  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:17:27pm

re: #405 Haverwilde

Ain't that dangerous using an emal as a name. I hope the spam does kill you.


oos doesn't kill you.

411 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:17:29pm

re: #401 livefreeor die

Only a few more weeks and I can have pate again as well as soda, caffeinated beverages, an adult beverage here or there, real bacon, deli meat...

What, why?

412 yah  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:17:50pm

re: #380 mep481@gmail.com

I hope that's a fake email address.

413 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:17:54pm

re: #411 Walter L. Newton

What, why?

Pregnant.

414 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:17:58pm

re: #404 Walter L. Newton

Since I stopped smoking cold on Aug. 16th 2008, my appetite won't stop. I probably do a few 2 ounce bags of M&M's every couple of days. And I have certainly added a few pounds (though some folks say I am getting too skinny).

I don't know what to do about the appetite.

The cravings should taper off after a while, hopefully. Once you retrain yourself to not use food as a substitute for that smoke it will be much easier.

415 Silvergirl  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:18:11pm

re: #108 Jim in Virginia

Is it too early in the thread to go off topic?
Who's having turducken Thursday?

I asked about it in another thread, but didn't hear anything. ("Marcia, Marcia, Marcia . . . ")

416 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:18:17pm

re: #389 Noam Sayin' As fate would have it, I picked up some fresh liver and bacon tonight. Fry up ablout half a pound of bacon and sliced sweet onions, dredge the liver in flour and fry it up. Enough fat and cholesterol to kill an anorexic, but wonderful comfort food as we wait for the first real rainstorm of the season!

417 Last Mohican  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:18:37pm

Well, as mep481 has been waiting so patiently to register, I move that he or she should be allowed a free name change, even though the Window o' Opportunity is closed now.

418 reine.de.tout  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:18:38pm

re: #383 big steve

I can do that too...do you hear a roaring sound in your ears when you do it?

uh, no.
Maybe that's the crowd cheering you on?

419 Silhouette  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:18:44pm

re: #413 livefreeor die

Pregnant.

I was guessing you were in some country that didn't allow alcohol or pork.

Congrats!

420 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:18:55pm

re: #415 Silvergirl

I asked about it in another thread, but didn't hear anything. ("Marcia, Marcia, Marcia . . . ")

Has anyone ever actually had turducken or met someone who has had it?

421 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:18:56pm

re: #404 Walter L. Newton

bless you on the not smoking thing-havent been able to do it yet. one time i tried and used sugar-free candy--omg the farts did me in! use the m&m's--youre entitled!

422 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:19:24pm

re: #388 Occasional Reader

Evenin'.

Okay, if any of you have been thinking "gee, that Occasional Reader is such a great guy, I'd really like to spend about a thousand bucks or so on a Christmas gift for him"; I think these are pretty cool. Just sayin'.

Sweetie, I'm getting my Male a desk-top USB missile launcher. That's about as large as I'm living, these days. You're a great guy, and all, but you've got a wife. Ask her!

423 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:19:37pm

re: #405 Haverwilde

Ain't that dangerous using an emal as a name. I hope the spam does kill you.

I think we scared him off, is there anyway of changing your nic? I am sure Charles could help out the hatchling...

424 NY Nana  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:19:43pm

re: #406 Mich-again

Kvetching=complaining...it is the Yiddish word for it. And if you do stop, what would you do for fun?

425 big steve  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:19:44pm

re: #418 reine.de.tout

uh, no.
Maybe that's the crowd cheering you on?

LOL

426 Occasional Reader  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:20:10pm

re: #422 Dianna

Sweetie, I'm getting my Male a desk-top USB missile launcher.

A wha?

427 Irish Rose  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:20:16pm
428 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:20:17pm

re: #413 livefreeor die

due when? can i be an honorary g-ma?

429 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:20:55pm

re: #408 Last Mohican

Charles does have that policy prohibiting posting anyone's email address here. That may be a problem.

Not that I'm so psyched about my own nic. I thought of it in about two seconds once, when I suddenly noticed registration was open, and didn't want to miss it.

It looks like we may have something in commom. I'm also native American. Slapaho Nation.

430 NYCHardhat  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:21:04pm

NYCHardhat's Government Cheese Cake

(2) 8 oz packages of cream cheese
(2) pints of sour cream
1 cup of sugar
2 tsp of vanilla extract
1/2 tsp of almond extract
1/4 tsp of salt
3 eggs beaten well

Have all the ingredients at room temperature. Soften cream cheese and add sugar, salt, vanilla, almond, and then sour cream. After those are mixed, fold in the 3 beaten eggs. 325 degrees F for 45-50 min

431 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:21:12pm

re: #414 FurryOldGuyJeans

The cravings should taper off after a while, hopefully. Once you retrain yourself to not use food as a substitute for that smoke it will be much easier.

Well, I was doing really well for the last 3 years with cutting the eating down good. As many Lizards know, I lost 170 pounds (I don't look nothing like my avatar anymore).

But the last 3 months has been murder. It's not that I am been bingeing, but still, I have added maybe 6-8 pounds and it sort of scares me a little. Maybe a few pounds more are ok and I am just stressing for no reason.

What ever.

432 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:21:22pm

re: #428 mikeymom

due when? can i be an honorary g-ma?

Due end of December. I would be psyched to have LGF honoraries for him!

433 Haverwilde  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:21:44pm

re: #413 livefreeor die

Pregnant.

You may want to change your name, because if you are pregnant you ain't going to live free, and dying is just not an option. Congrats.

434 Nylecoj  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:21:48pm

re: #389 Noam Sayin'

Has anyone here, as an adult, eaten liver - on purpose?

I admit I had a craving for it, once. Then I took a vitamin with iron and saved myself from the experience.

I love the stuff, when we were kids my Dad used to call it calves steak to try to trick us, as soon as my siblings found out what it really was they had fits.

435 [deleted]  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:21:49pm
436 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:21:59pm

Not speaking as a vegetarian...but as a caring human being...
Careful with the organ meats. One word...

GOUT!

437 Silhouette  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:22:01pm

re: #422 Dianna

Sweetie, I'm getting my Male a desk-top USB missile launcher.

And I thought MY office was tough.

438 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:22:22pm

re: #407 Defogger

Once in awhile, I have to address the issue of sex --- from the pulpit! Or talking with teens. It's never easy for me.

You have my sympathies. I can be fairly raunchy, but actual discussions...eeep!

And writing sex scenes makes me cringe. I think of all the sex scenes I've skipped in books.

I want to go back to blood on the bulkheads, but until this piece is finished, it's all I'm doing.

439 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:22:52pm

re: #422 Dianna

Sweetie, I'm getting my Male a desk-top USB missile launcher. That's about as large as I'm living, these days. You're a great guy, and all, but you've got a wife. Ask her!

What is that?

440 yah  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:22:57pm

re: #408 Last Mohican

I love your nick. A little sad, but very romantic. I wonder if there will be a movie in the future "The Last of The Americans?"

441 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:22:58pm

re: #404 Walter L. Newton

Since I stopped smoking cold on Aug. 16th 2008, my appetite won't stop. I probably do a few 2 ounce bags of M&M's every couple of days. And I have certainly added a few pounds (though some folks say I am getting too skinny).

I don't know what to do about the appetite.

That's a long time. Good for you. Don't hate the chocolate. What did it do to you?

442 AMER1CAN  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:23:13pm

Welcome hatchlings. Play nice!

I've created waves on occasion, but it's always been unintentional. Honest to goodness.

443 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:23:31pm

re: #408 Last Mohican

Charles does have that policy prohibiting posting anyone's email address here. That may be a problem.

Not that I'm so psyched about my own nic. I thought of it in about two seconds once, when I suddenly noticed registration was open, and didn't want to miss it.

I just used my first name. It's not so very usual, and it's easy to remember.

444 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:23:31pm

re: #433 Haverwilde

You may want to change your name, because if you are pregnant you ain't going to live free, and dying is just not an option. Congrats.

Thanks! I have two older boys who are currently eating me out of house and home (13 y.o. and 10 y.o.) so living free doesn't really apply anyway!

445 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:24:02pm

re: #432 livefreeor die

big CONGRATS! keep us all posted and good luck and God bless!

446 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:24:14pm

re: #436 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I'd kick you in the shins for that, but my toe is too sore!

447 Opilio  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:24:39pm

re: #406 Mich-again

I'm not quite sure what you mean by kvetching but I promise to try to stop doing it.

kvetch (kvěch)
  intr.v. kvetched, kvetch·ing, kvetch·es
  To complain persistently and whiningly.

[Yiddish kvetshn, to squeeze, complain, from MH German quetzen, quetschen, to squeeze.]

448 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:24:42pm

re: #438 Dianna

... And writing sex scenes makes me cringe. I think of all the sex scenes I've skipped in books...

Dianna, what have I missed here? Are you a fellow writer?

449 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:24:46pm

re: #431 Walter L. Newton

Well, I was doing really well for the last 3 years with cutting the eating down good. As many Lizards know, I lost 170 pounds (I don't look nothing like my avatar anymore).

But the last 3 months has been murder. It's not that I am been bingeing, but still, I have added maybe 6-8 pounds and it sort of scares me a little. Maybe a few pounds more are ok and I am just stressing for no reason.

What ever.

Was it a sudden weight gain or one over the course of several months. Sudden weight gain ain't good (time to see a doctor maybe), yet some weight gain as one gets older is common if not desired.

450 rwmofo  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:24:51pm

re: #443 Dianna

I just used my first name. It's not so very usual, and it's easy to remember.

They say that your memory is the second thing to go. Can't remember what goes first.

451 [deleted]  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:24:55pm
452 Defogger  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:24:59pm

re: #422 Dianna

Sweetie, I'm getting my Male a desk-top USB missile launcher. That's about as large as I'm living, these days. You're a great guy, and all, but you've got a wife. Ask her!

I don't know what that is, but it sure sounds like fun. I used to make and launch model rockets . . .

453 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:25:04pm

re: #435 buzzsawmonkey

Sweet dreams!

I promise to get up the guts to check my e-mail box tomorrow.

454 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:25:07pm

re: #416 revobob

Mmm... I bet bacon never tasted so good. ;)

455 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:25:13pm

re: #426 Occasional Reader

A wha?

It's on thinkgeek.com. It's a cubicle toy. He's going to use it on a subordinate who talks too much, or so he tells me.

It's got a camera, so you can aim it without having to be obvious about it.

456 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:25:31pm

re: #436 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Not speaking as a vegetarian...but as a caring human being...
Careful with the organ meats. One word...

GOUT!

Huh?

457 mikeymom  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:26:02pm

night all- weet dreams!

458 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:26:07pm

re: #443 Dianna

I just used my first name. It's not so very usual, and it's easy to remember.

And I use my real name because... well... because I have an ego.

459 livefreeor die  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:26:19pm

Well, got to go get everyone to bed. Thanks for all the baby name feedback!

460 Mich-again  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:26:36pm

re: #398 lobo91

Last time I checked the scoreboard said that oil was going for about $50 per barrel. Sooner or later Khatami and his Mullah buddies are going to have to cut off the allowance to Hexbollah.

461 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:27:00pm

re: #458 Walter L. Newton

And I use my real name because... well... because I have an ego.

*GAAASP* You don't say! Ego? YOU?!?

462 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:28:20pm

re: #448 Walter L. Newton

Dianna, what have I missed here? Are you a fellow writer?

Yep.

When I'm not terrorizing the nonprofit world into not using the word "disenfranchised" for anything except a person deprived of the right to vote.

463 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:28:30pm

re: #456 MandyManners

Huh?

Organ meats are a major contributor to raising the purines in the blood. Purines help make Uric Acid, which forms crystals, which sink to the lowest part of your body...you big toe knuckle, causing gout.

The worst fate imaginable. (With the exception of many worse fates).

It is awful. Was laid up in a hotel in detroit for three days unable to leave my room.

464 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:28:39pm

re: #454 Noam Sayin'

Mmm... I bet bacon never tasted so good. ;)

True dat, but I really like the whole meal. Then there is 'Sunday Pot With Liver". A sweet little Norwegian neighbor back in Mpls gave us that recipe- liver, carrots, potatoes, 'shrooms, etc. all stewed in a red wine sauce. Plus I always think of Helena...

465 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:29:03pm

re: #458 Walter L. Newton

And I use my real name because... well... because I have an ego.

And you're the one bitching about people not being original with nics?

466 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:29:11pm

re: #449 FurryOldGuyJeans

Was it a sudden weight gain or one over the course of several months. Sudden weight gain ain't good (time to see a doctor maybe), yet some weight gain as one gets older is common if not desired.

No, what I am saying is 3 years ago I stopped drinking, started eating right and since then I lost 170 pounds.

Then this last Aug. 16th, 2008, I stopped smoking. And since that time, my appetite has been very strong. And I tend to eat a few packs of M&M's every few days, and I have gain about 6 or so pounds over these last 3 months.

I don't think anything is wrong accept that I have added bit too much sugar back into my diet and I need to stop it.

But, the lost of the nicotine in my system has really set my appetite off. I just have to buck up and stop the snacking.

467 Last Mohican  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:30:19pm

re: #440 yah

I think that was the general line of thinking that led me to "Last Mohican". It's fine, but it ain't GOLDFISH T. BOGGLESWORTH in all caps. Now THAT is a nic.

BTW, I like the idea of posting the names of the newest class of matriculated hatchlings. Let's all drink a welcoming toast to the freshmen!

468 Nylecoj  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:30:20pm

re: #455 Dianna

It's on thinkgeek.com. It's a cubicle toy. He's going to use it on a subordinate who talks too much, or so he tells me.

It's got a camera, so you can aim it without having to be obvious about it.


I love thinkgeek! I bought my ex the Encyclopedia Shatnerica for a Christmas present from there. Last year My SIL got his gifts from there as well.

469 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:30:25pm

re: #461 FurryOldGuyJeans

*GAAASP* You don't say! Ego? YOU?!?

Ah, yes, why? Is it showing?
/

470 pingjockey  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:30:41pm

The door was open 6 hours?! And only 94 hatchlings? Hmmm...Some wannabe lizards were asleep at the switch.

471 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:30:47pm

re: #463 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Organ meats are a major contributor to raising the purines in the blood. Purines help make Uric Acid, which forms crystals, which sink to the lowest part of your body...you big toe knuckle, causing gout.

The worst fate imaginable. (With the exception of many worse fates).

It is awful. Was laid up in a hotel in detroit for three days unable to leave my room.

Oh, wow. That sounds awful.

472 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:30:57pm

re: #466 Walter L. Newton

No, what I am saying is 3 years ago I stopped drinking, started eating right and since then I lost 170 pounds.

Then this last Aug. 16th, 2008, I stopped smoking. And since that time, my appetite has been very strong. And I tend to eat a few packs of M&M's every few days, and I have gain about 6 or so pounds over these last 3 months.

I don't think anything is wrong accept that I have added bit too much sugar back into my diet and I need to stop it.

But, the lost of the nicotine in my system has really set my appetite off. I just have to buck up and stop the snacking.


They say fruit good- have you tried those fig cookies?

473 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:31:06pm

re: #436 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Gout? I was told I'd go blind, but no one ever said anything about gout.
/

474 big steve  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:31:08pm

re: #438 Dianna

I think of all the sex scenes I've skipped in books.

Difference between men and women...you see I skip most of the book just to get to the sex scenes!

475 big steve  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:31:35pm

re: #471 MandyManners

Oh, wow. That sounds awful.

holiday week

476 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:31:54pm

re: #466 Walter L. Newton

No, what I am saying is 3 years ago I stopped drinking, started eating right and since then I lost 170 pounds.

Then this last Aug. 16th, 2008, I stopped smoking. And since that time, my appetite has been very strong. And I tend to eat a few packs of M&M's every few days, and I have gain about 6 or so pounds over these last 3 months.

I don't think anything is wrong accept that I have added bit too much sugar back into my diet and I need to stop it.

But, the lost of the nicotine in my system has really set my appetite off. I just have to buck up and stop the snacking.

When my dad quit smoking, he said food tasted better than it had in many years.

477 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:32:02pm

re: #469 Walter L. Newton

Ah, yes, why? Is it showing?
/

About as much as Freud wearing a slip. ;)

478 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:32:08pm

re: #473 Slumbering Behemoth

Gout? I was told I'd go blind, but no one ever said anything about gout.
/


Wrong organ meat...

479 Archimedes  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:32:27pm

re: #390 Walter L. Newton

Will make your mouth water...

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

Some time ago (circa two years) I edited that particular entry to country some animal rights stuff.

480 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:32:41pm

re: #466 Walter L. Newton

You could always start smoking again.

Just a couple.

C'mon, Walter. Let's go out on the deck and have a smoke.

481 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:32:41pm

re: #475 big steve

holiday week

Huh?

482 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:33:03pm

re: #471 MandyManners

Oh, wow. That sounds awful.

My boss has gout flare-ups, now and again. I tease him about how much he likes red wine.

Then I consider my own consumption, and cringe in prospect.

483 Mich-again  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:33:06pm

re: #424 NY Nana

Kvetching=complaining...it is the Yiddish word for it. And if you do stop, what would you do for fun?

Work is fun. I almost hate to take all my vacation days!

484 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:33:16pm

re: #480 Noam Sayin'

You could always start smoking again.

Just a couple.

C'mon, Walter. Let's go out on the deck and have a smoke.

*whack*

485 big steve  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:33:37pm

re: #481 MandyManners

Huh?

sorry meant to respond to #474...I am an idiot.

486 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:33:40pm

re: #478 revobob

Wrong organ meat...

Nice catch. Totally missed the joke.

487 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:33:43pm

re: #480 Noam Sayin'

You could always start smoking again.

Just a couple.

C'mon, Walter. Let's go out on the deck and have a smoke.

*THUMP*

488 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:33:54pm

re: #482 Dianna

My boss has gout flare-ups, now and again. I tease him about how much he likes red wine.

Then I consider my own consumption, and cringe in prospect.

Is it caused just by eating organs?

489 CapeCoddah  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:34:10pm

Good evening everyone!

490 Silvergirl  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:34:11pm

re: #480 Noam Sayin'

You could always start smoking again.

Just a couple.

C'mon, Walter. Let's go out on the deck and have a smoke.

No, Walter, no!

"Get thee behind me, STAN!"

491 Archimedes  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:34:12pm

re: #479 Archimedes

Some time ago (circa two years) I edited that particular entry to country some animal rights stuff.

country = counter. egad. :)

492 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:34:24pm

re: #485 big steve

sorry meant to respond to #474...I am an idiot.

And this is supposed to be news to anyone here how? ;)

493 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:34:29pm

re: #485 big steve

sorry meant to respond to #474...I am an idiot.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

494 pingjockey  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:34:47pm

re: #484 MandyManners
Do it again. I'm having a helluva time quitting. Don't tempt someone once they've beat the damn nicotine fiend!

495 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:34:58pm

re: #489 CapeCoddah

'Sup?

496 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:35:01pm

re: #488 MandyManners

Is it caused just by eating organs?


Pianos and bass viols can trigger it too
/

497 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:35:16pm

re: #472 revobob

They say fruit good- have you tried those fig cookies?

You probably hit the nail on the head. I'm basically poor and tend to spend carefully on food, but I really need to go ahead and stock up on fresh fruit to snack on.

I work from home 3-4 days a week, writing, sometimes some contract programming and then I work 3-4 days at a live theatre, I'm doing the starving artist thing at age 55.

But you are right. My health has improved 200 percent in the last 3 years, and I can't backslide now, I feel too good.

I think I will hit up the fruit department on Thursday, spend a few bucks and try to make myself stick to snacking on fruit.

498 Mich-again  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:35:19pm

Quitting smoling is easy. I've done it lots of times!

499 Learned Mother of Zion  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:35:25pm

re: #463 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Organ meats are a major contributor to raising the purines in the blood. Purines help make Uric Acid, which forms crystals, which sink to the lowest part of your body...you big toe knuckle, causing gout.

The worst fate imaginable. (With the exception of many worse fates).

It is awful. Was laid up in a hotel in detroit for three days unable to leave my room.

Which hotel? Westin Renaissance isn't so bad.

500 Mich-again  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:35:35pm

PIMF smoking,

501 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:35:35pm

re: #480 Noam Sayin'

You could always start smoking again.

Just a couple.

C'mon, Walter. Let's go out on the deck and have a smoke.

By special request in No. 494:

*whack*

502 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:35:37pm

re: #488 MandyManners

Is it caused just by eating organs?

and alcohol consumption. Gout is simply awful. Think ole Ben Franklin had it. Wiki Time!

503 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:35:43pm

re: #470 pingjockey

The door was open 6 hours?! And only 94 hatchlings? Hmmm...Some wannabe lizards were asleep at the switch.

Yep, Charles slid it in without an announcement until six hours with it open, then they started pouring in. From their nics it looks like half are trolls, I mean who would name themselves "chancresore" mates?

504 yah  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:35:44pm

re: #467 Last Mohican
Yes, I like the names posted. For the newbies must be like seeing your name in lights.
Grandest entrance of a new lizard I ever saw was "Rides a Pale Horse"
I don't see him post anymore.

505 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:35:57pm

re: #496 revobob

Pianos and bass viols can trigger it too
/

Must need to boil them a long time.

506 big steve  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:36:06pm

re: #488 MandyManners

Is it caused just by eating organs?

Gout is uric crystals building up in joints. It is essentially a kidney issues. Many causes but diets high in protein are one of them.

507 Last Mohican  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:36:08pm

re: #499 Alouette

Which hotel? Westin Renaissance isn't so bad.

It is if you're having a gout attack.

508 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:36:14pm

re: #494 pingjockey

Do it again. I'm having a helluva time quitting. Don't tempt someone once they've beat the damn nicotine fiend!

Sure ain't no temptation to me since I quit 4 July 2002, and I had a major jones for the things.

509 NYCHardhat  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:36:24pm

re: #502 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

seafood, alcohol, tomatoes, rich foods.

510 CapeCoddah  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:36:29pm

Not much here, quiet night. our 2 1/2 yo granddaughter left a few hours ago after 2 days, and, wow, it is quiet!

511 Mich-again  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:36:40pm

re: #463 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Was laid up in a hotel in detroit for three days unable to leave my room.

Yorba?

512 pingjockey  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:36:43pm

re: #503 LoFlyer
What? Is there a roll of the newbies?

513 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:36:43pm

re: #478 revobob

Bite your tongue, sir! There is absolutely nothing wrong with mine.
/

514 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:36:45pm

re: #480 Noam Sayin'

You could always start smoking again. Just a couple.
C'mon, Walter. Let's go out on the deck and have a smoke.

Get behind me 667, the neighbor of the beast.

515 Occasional Reader  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:36:49pm

re: #493 MandyManners

Don't be so hard on yourself.

You said "hard on"... huh huh huh, huh huh.

/[Butthead voice]

516 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:37:02pm

re: #474 big steve

Difference between men and women...you see I skip most of the book just to get to the sex scenes!

No, it's not. I'd bet you've never read a romance novel (safeway porn, or pretty much anything with Fabio on the cover) in your life.

I think, personally, of when I was reading John Ringo's Ghost, and finally asked John how many pages I needed to skip to get to the violence. I'm furious with Laurell Hamilton, because she hasn't written a coherent plot in at least four books because all she does is write sex, and I'm bored witless. I sometimes think I should get a 1/4 refund on every J.D. Robb book I buy, because that's how much of the book I skip because of the sex.

I'm more like guys than most gals. I like my books with action.

And here I am, writing a book in which all the action is internal!

517 OldLineTexan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:37:12pm

re: #483 Mich-again

Work is fun. I almost hate to take all my vacation days!

I hate to take mine, because there is always something waiting for me when I get back. I am off this week, and I am already dreading Dec. 1.

518 big steve  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:37:14pm

re: #492 FurryOldGuyJeans

And this is supposed to be news to anyone here how? ;)

you are risking your Karma ;)

519 Last Mohican  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:37:19pm

re: #503 LoFlyer

Yep, Charles slid it in without an announcement until six hours with it open, then they started pouring in. From their nics it looks like half are trolls, I mean who would name themselves "chancresore" mates?

"yomama" is the one I have my eye on. Something about the name suggests a certain belligerence. I can't quite put my finger on it.

520 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:37:21pm

re: #502 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

and alcohol consumption. Gout is simply awful. Think ole Ben Franklin had it. Wiki Time!

My grandfather had it but, he didn't drink nor eat much organ meat. However, my grandmother cooked EVERYTHING with lard or fat-back.

521 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:37:22pm

re: #505 MandyManners

Must need to boil them a long time.


It'll help, but they'll still be stringy...

522 Occasional Reader  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:37:27pm

re: #499 Alouette

Which hotel? Westin Renaissance isn't so bad.

Maybe, but it's still in Detroit.

523 FullRoller  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:37:33pm

Nice to finally get in on the action here...

thankyewverymuch

524 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:37:53pm

re: #499 Alouette

Which hotel? Westin Renaissance isn't so bad.

Didn't matter. Holiday Inn Express near the airport. Used the ice bucket as a bedpan for a few days. To make it worse, you have to drink a lot of water to clear out the system.

You know that plastic bag they give you in a hotel ice bucket? I highly recommend that you use it.

Waiting for the eewww moment.

525 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:37:54pm

re: #518 big steve

you are risking your Karma ;)

PFFFT! ;)

526 NYCHardhat  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:37:59pm

re: #519 Last Mohican

Yomama=Obama?

527 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:38:04pm

re: #504 yah

Yes, I like the names posted. For the newbies must be like seeing your name in lights.
Grandest entrance of a new lizard I ever saw was "Rides a Pale Horse"
I don't see him post anymore.

I seem to remember he got the stick.

528 Mich-again  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:38:15pm

re: #517 OldLineTexan

I hate to take mine, because there is always something waiting for me when I get back. I am off this week, and I am already dreading Dec. 1.

Its like being a farmer. Sure, you can take a day off, but when you do, all the work will just be waiting for you when you come back.

529 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:38:40pm

re: #510 CapeCoddah

Not much here, quiet night. our 2 1/2 yo granddaughter left a few hours ago after 2 days, and, wow, it is quiet!

I bet! And I also bet y'all had a great time mate...

530 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:38:42pm

re: #488 MandyManners

That one practically writes itself, so won't touch it.

531 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:38:57pm

re: #488 MandyManners

Is it caused just by eating organs?

My boss is a fellow fond of rich food and wine. Including, I regret to say, some organ meats. He works out religiously, and has a springer spaniel to keep him occupied, but there are penalties, anyway.

532 Occasional Reader  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:38:58pm

Organ meats also have mongo cholesterol, in general, if I'm not mistaken.

533 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:38:58pm

re: #515 Occasional Reader

You said "hard on"... huh huh huh, huh huh.

/[Butthead voice]

*snicker*

534 big steve  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:39:07pm

re: #516 Dianna

No, it's not. I'd bet you've never read a romance novel (safeway porn, or pretty much anything with Fabio on the cover) in your life.

I think, personally, of when I was reading John Ringo's Ghost, and finally asked John how many pages I needed to skip to get to the violence. I'm furious with Laurell Hamilton, because she hasn't written a coherent plot in at least four books because all she does is write sex, and I'm bored witless. I sometimes think I should get a 1/4 refund on every J.D. Robb book I buy, because that's how much of the book I skip because of the sex.

I'm more like guys than most gals. I like my books with action.

Can't say I have ever read a book with Fabio on the cover...there are some places man was never meant to go!

And here I am, writing a book in which all the action is internal!

535 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:39:11pm

re: #513 Slumbering Behemoth

Bite your tongue, sir! There is absolutely nothing wrong with mine.
/


Tongue- now there is an organ meat I can't deal with!

536 Last Mohican  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:39:28pm

re: #526 NYCHardhat

Yomama=Obama?

I resent that insult!

;)

537 Irish Rose  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:39:37pm

re: #515 Occasional Reader

You said "hard on"... huh huh huh, huh huh.

/[Butthead voice]

Is this a boob thread now?

538 OldLineTexan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:39:48pm

re: #514 Walter L. Newton

Get behind me 667, the neighbor of the beast.

Now that's funny right there, I don't care who ya are.

539 NYCHardhat  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:39:56pm

re: #536 Last Mohican

Oh lord!

540 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:39:58pm

re: #521 revobob

It'll help, but they'll still be stringy...

Let the puns begin!

541 Mich-again  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:40:18pm

re: #524 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Holiday Inn Express near the airport.

I'm just a few miles from there. Oh and by the way.. Ewww!

542 CapeCoddah  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:40:19pm

re: #529 LoFlyer

I bet! And I also bet y'all had a great time mate...

Oh yeah,we had a blast, and the dogs came out of hiding, too!

543 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:40:23pm

re: #520 MandyManners

My grandfather had it but, he didn't drink nor eat much organ meat. However, my grandmother cooked EVERYTHING with lard or fat-back.

Was your grandmother from the south? My mom and grandmother was from LA. and there was always bacon fat in a skillet on the stove or a jar of bacon fat in the fridge.

All green vegetables went in a saucepan with a few strips of bacon in the bottom.

Hell, I use to pour bacon grease on grits.

544 FrogMarch  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:40:32pm

Sometime republicans do such insanely dumb things I want to go bang my head against the wall.

[Link: wuzzadem.typepad.com...]

545 Defogger  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:40:33pm

re: #455 Dianna

It's on thinkgeek.com. It's a cubicle toy. He's going to use it on a subordinate who talks too much, or so he tells me.

It's got a camera, so you can aim it without having to be obvious about it.

Cool! Like a Cruise Missile, perhaps? I gotta go take a look . . .

546 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:40:35pm

re: #524 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Didn't matter. Holiday Inn Express near the airport. Used the ice bucket as a bedpan for a few days. To make it worse, you have to drink a lot of water to clear out the system.

You know that plastic bag they give you in a hotel ice bucket? I highly recommend that you use it.

Waiting for the eewww moment.

*WHACK*

547 Syrah  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:40:42pm

Chorizo!

Really Yummy, . . . so long as you do not read the list of ingredients.

548 legalpad  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:40:44pm

re: #389 Noam Sayin'

Has anyone here, as an adult, eaten liver - on purpose?

Ate it, drank it.

549 big steve  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:40:52pm

re: #537 Irish Rose

Is this a boob thread now?

Yes...we are helping Dianna write a sex scene for her book.

550 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:41:03pm

re: #535 revobob

Tongue- now there is an organ meat I can't deal with!

It tastes you back!

551 Sarge1984  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:41:23pm

re: #516 Dianna
I'm with you on the Laurell Hamilton. It was disappointing for me when her books stooped to that level.

552 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:41:40pm

re: #530 Slumbering Behemoth

That one practically writes itself, so won't touch it.

MEAT.

553 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:41:55pm

re: #519 Last Mohican

"yomama" is the one I have my eye on. Something about the name suggests a certain belligerence. I can't quite put my finger on it.

We got on the "yomama" thing during high school and after, nearly got into a fight with a mate during boot camp when he mistook 'me use of it as serious instead of joking. He was a big fellow and I had to some fast talking! I was a real smart-ass back then mates!

554 yah  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:41:59pm

re: #497 Walter L. Newton

Fruit is full of sugar. Stick with the m&m's. Easy to carry, you can nibble one at a time, let the sugar coat melt, then the chocolate - keeps your mouth and tongue busy. A good sub for cigs I think.

I gotta go get some chocolate - now.

555 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:42:00pm

re: #530 Slumbering Behemoth

That one practically writes itself, so won't touch it.

There's a Monica joke in there somewhere.

556 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:42:19pm

re: #520 MandyManners

My grandfather had it but, he didn't drink nor eat much organ meat. However, my grandmother cooked EVERYTHING with lard or fat-back.

That last sentence explains it. Really.

557 Occasional Reader  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:42:29pm

re: #524 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Holiday Inn Express near the airport.

Did you at least come out of the experience feeling smarter?

558 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:42:41pm

re: #531 Dianna

My boss is a fellow fond of rich food and wine. Including, I regret to say, some organ meats. He works out religiously, and has a springer spaniel to keep him occupied, but there are penalties, anyway.

I wonder if the Brits get it--all that steak and kidney pie.

559 OldLineTexan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:42:49pm

re: #528 Mich-again

Its like being a farmer. Sure, you can take a day off, but when you do, all the work will just be waiting for you when you come back.

I have unreliable lackeys. Up one day, down the next. When I leave, they see it as a sign to shoot for the bottom.

I miss my old crew. I had an east Texas workaholic with a sense of humor and a moody, sweaty 12-year USMC veteran of Norwegian extraction. Those guys did NOT need babysitting or a referee.

560 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:43:26pm

re: #557 Occasional Reader

Did you at least come out of the experience feeling smarter?

Well...it smarted. Does that count?

561 [deleted]  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:43:26pm
562 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:43:32pm

Oh goodness, I've brought this up before on food threads, but I love andouille. At least the andouille I had in France. Never had it here. The stuff they sell here doesn't smell right, too clean or something.

563 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:43:38pm

re: #516 Dianna

No, it's not. I'd bet you've never read a romance novel (safeway porn, or pretty much anything with Fabio on the cover) in your life.

get a 1/4 refund on every J.D. Robb book I buy, because that's how much of the book I skip because of the sex.

I'm more like guys than most gals. I like my books with action.

And here I am, writing a book in which all the action is internal!

I have thought that books like JD Robbs must be much easier since word processors came on- I swear that the sex scenes have about 9 words changed from book to book. And 'watching' Eve operate is like those teen-age movies where you're hollerin at the kids "Do not split up, do not for what is going on, get the f@#K out of that run -down old house!"

564 Sharmuta  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:43:38pm

Hillbuzz makes a compelling case that 0bama is a Smurfist!

565 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:43:44pm

re: #534 big steve

I thought it was a good comment, myself, but a simple upding would have sufficed!

/silliness.

566 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:43:53pm

re: #552 MandyManners

MEAT.

Ren: What kind of sandwich would you like, Kowalski?

Kowalski: MEAT!

Ren: And what kind of bread would you like, Kowalski?

Kowalski: MEAT!

Ren: [makes sandwich] Here ya go. Your meat-on-meat sandwich.

Kowalski: [chewing] AAAGH!

Ren: What's wrong, Kowalski?

Kowalski: TOAST MEAT!

Ren: [toasts meat in toaster]

Ren: What's wrong NOW, Kowalski?

Kowalski: THIRSTY! WAN GRINK!

Ren: And what kind of "grink" would you like, Kowalski?

Kowalski: MEAT!

Ren: Get him a glass of meat, Stimpy!

567 [deleted]  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:44:16pm
568 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:44:18pm

re: #535 revobob

Tongue- now there is an organ meat I can't deal with!

I've had a lengua burrito before. Was actually very tasty, but a lot of work. Not tough, but extremely chewy. Like beef flavored gum.

569 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:44:25pm

re: #556 Dianna

That last sentence explains it. Really.

Yep. He dropped dead of a massive MI one day. Literally. He was dead before he hit the ground.

570 pingjockey  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:44:51pm

re: #548 legalpad
Just elk or mule deer liver. I will not eat beef liver. Haven't since I was out of the parents house. It is also not served in my house now. So my kids do not have to deal with that issue!

571 Right mind left  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:45:07pm

Hey, did anyone else realize that Reese Witherspoon is on Letterman tonight? I cracked up when I saw that...I was so hoping we buried that utensil!

We have new hatchlings, any new fun topic to lure them out? I'm sure our Hotel California chatter (stabbing with forks and the like) won't bring out the beast in any of them?

572 Mich-again  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:45:07pm

re: #559 OldLineTexan

I say almost anyone has what it takes to be the boss, but it takes a special person to be a good worker.

573 OldLineTexan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:45:30pm

re: #549 big steve

Yes...we are helping Dianna write a sex scene for her book.

His pulse exploded as he ripped off her babushka...

574 big steve  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:45:31pm

re: #565 Dianna

I thought it was a good comment, myself, but a simple upding would have sufficed!

/silliness.

thought I had updinged #516

575 Occasional Reader  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:45:35pm

re: #570 pingjockey

Just elk or mule deer liver. I will not eat beef liver.

Not even with a nice Chianti?

576 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:45:49pm

re: #568 Slumbering Behemoth

I've had a lengua burrito before. Was actually very tasty, but a lot of work. Not tough, but extremely chewy. Like beef flavored gum.

It's like chewing silly putty.

577 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:46:11pm

re: #537 Irish Rose

Is this a boob thread now?


Welll- Big Steve was saying how stupid he is...

578 big steve  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:46:30pm

re: #573 OldLineTexan

His pulse exploded as he ripped off her babushka...

...exposing the most perfect set of...

579 wolfie  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:46:34pm

re: #497 Walter L. Newton

I ate raisins when I quit.
One at at time, s-l-o-w-l-y, savoring every itty bitty bite.
It's a quick convenience food, good for you, and gives you the sweetness you crave.

580 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:46:35pm

re: #569 MandyManners

That is the way to go.

581 Occasional Reader  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:46:38pm

re: #573 OldLineTexan

His pulse exploded as he ripped off her babushka...

... she gasped, and reached for the defibrillator...

582 [deleted]  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:46:48pm
583 CapeCoddah  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:46:51pm

Liver debate? My vote, Ewww. Liver is the body's filter for all the toxic nastiness we need to get rid of. I repeat, Ewww. A close family friend had a liver transplant a year and a half ago. I was with his wife in the waiting room, and when the surgeon came out and told us how it went, his description of the damaged liver was not pretty. No thanks, not for dinner. Filet here, please, still mooing.
(Our friend has had a remarkable recovery, and has 100% normal liver function, as the result of a rare absolutely perfect unknown donor match.)

584 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:46:53pm

re: #577 revobob

Welll- Big Steve was saying how stupid he is...

He said he was an idiot...there is a difference, you know. ;)

585 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:46:57pm

re: #549 big steve

Yes...we are helping Dianna write a sex scene for her book.

No, you're not. You really don't want any part of this story.

If this gets published, I'm going to have bricks through my window, and a bunch of lizards are going to decide I'm a very sick (if not bad) individual.

I plan to blame it on pneumonia, steroids and codeine. I don't expect that excuse to fly, but I'm gonna try it.

586 NYCHardhat  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:46:59pm

re: #578 big steve

ribs?

587 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:47:04pm

re: #566 FurryOldGuyJeans

That's a cartoon I've never seen.

588 big steve  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:47:24pm

re: #577 revobob

Welll- Big Steve was saying how stupid he is...

Hey watch it...I only plead idiocy not stupidity.

589 pingjockey  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:47:33pm

re: #575 Occasional Reader
Nor fava beans.

590 gop_patriot  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:47:33pm

re: #550 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

It tastes you back!

Eewww!

ROTFLMAO

591 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:47:47pm

re: #571 Right mind left

Hey, did anyone else realize that Reese Witherspoon is on Letterman tonight? I cracked up when I saw that...I was so hoping we buried that utensil!

We have new hatchlings, any new fun topic to lure them out? I'm sure our Hotel California chatter (stabbing with forks and the like) won't bring out the beast in any of them?

Is she on with her fork?

592 OldLineTexan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:48:07pm

re: #572 Mich-again

I say almost anyone has what it takes to be the boss, but it takes a special person to be a good worker.

Any old asshole can be boss, as the punchline says.

593 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:48:21pm

re: #575 Occasional Reader

Not even with a nice Chianti?

And, fava beans.

594 OldLineTexan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:48:40pm

re: #575 Occasional Reader

Not even with a nice Chianti?

The fava beans are integral to the experience.

595 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:49:00pm

re: #580 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

That is the way to go.

Not really. He was in his 60s. Should've lived a lot longer.

596 ciaospirit  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:49:02pm

Lieberman. Tool.

HARTFORD, Conn. – Connecticut Sen. Joe Lieberman took another step Tuesday toward mending his relationship with Democrats, saying that Barack Obama's actions since winning the presidency have been "just about perfect."

"Everything that President-elect Obama has done since election night has been just about perfect, both in terms of a tone and also in terms of the strength of the names that have either been announced or are being discussed to fill his administration," Lieberman said during a visit to Hartford.

597 pingjockey  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:49:08pm

re: #591 MandyManners
But, why did her spoon wither?

598 NYCHardhat  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:49:10pm

re: #594 OldLineTexan

I guess Lechter doesn't like starch.

599 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:49:12pm

re: #561 Iron Fist

I've read all the Mack Bolans, but I don't believe I've run across the Survivalist books.

I learned a lot of technique from the Mack books.

And yes, folks, feel free to have fun with that phrasing...

600 Occasional Reader  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:49:28pm

OKAY OKAY INCLUDE THE FAVA BEANS

Sheesh, what are you people, spokesmen for the Fava Bean Council or something?

601 Sarge1984  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:49:56pm

re: #589 pingjockey

re: #593 MandyManners

re: #594 OldLineTexan

Three times in wix comments! Drink!

602 Defogger  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:50:14pm

re: #532 Occasional Reader

Organ meats also have mongo cholesterol, in general, if I'm not mistaken.

Liver does, for sure.

/won't touch it

603 Right mind left  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:50:14pm

re: #591 MandyManners

Is she on with her fork?

That's what I wanted to know! I figured Let-her-man would ... let her...

604 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:50:25pm

re: #569 MandyManners

Yep. He dropped dead of a massive MI one day. Literally. He was dead before he hit the ground.

I'm sorry.

My dad smoked, drank and ate very badly. His heart giving out was not exactly a shock, last year, but very hard on my mother.

605 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:50:37pm

re: #597 pingjockey

But, why did her spoon wither?

It saw Rosie?

606 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:50:52pm

re: #579 wolfie

I ate raisins when I quit.
One at at time, s-l-o-w-l-y, savoring every itty bitty bite.
It's a quick convenience food, good for you, and gives you the sweetness you crave.

Now that's a really good idea. I tried the sugarless candy, but the sugar substitutes they use (sorbitol and some other stuff) just gives me gas and quick tricks to the bathroom.

And yes, it's certainly sweetness I crave. I don't have cravings for regular food, but sweet, it's strange.

Does nicotine withdrawal tend to make you crave sweet?

I did smoke 3 packs a day, stopped cold, smoked like that for 20 years (this time around), so I have a big hurtle to get over.

607 Sarge1984  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:50:52pm

re: #601 Sarge1984

Dang. PIMF.

Six, not wix Sarge.

608 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:50:57pm

re: #484 MandyManners

*whack*

Did you want to come along?

609 pingjockey  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:51:03pm

re: #601 Sarge1984
Mwahaha! glug, glug.

610 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:51:03pm

re: #590 gop_patriot

Eewww!

ROTFLMAO

To the tune of "O for a thousand tongues to sing"

Don't feed to me a cattle tongue
I do not wish to snack
On any portion of a cow
That just might taste me back.

(wrote that in church one day. Have no idea what the pastor said.)

611 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:51:08pm

re: #584 FurryOldGuyJeans

He said he was an idiot...there is a difference, you know. ;)


Yeah, and I'm probably an idiot too, for choosing off a guy named BIG STEVE
/ducks

612 Mich-again  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:51:19pm

re: #605 MandyManners

It saw Rosie?

The Dish ran away Witherspoon.

613 NYCHardhat  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:51:23pm

re: #596 ciaospirit

It seems every politician and media sap is making sure the One will succeed in his quest to rule America.

614 legalpad  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:51:29pm

re: #570 pingjockey

Just elk or mule deer

Ate that. Not the liver though. Haven't had any liver in a long time.

615 big steve  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:51:30pm

re: #605 MandyManners

It saw Rosie?

ROFLOL...

616 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:51:49pm

re: #552 MandyManners

MEAT.

CHEESE.
(What are we playing?)

617 Right mind left  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:52:01pm

re: #597 pingjockey

But, why did her spoon wither?

no, take it with her...and it might have melted like a peanut butter cup (not a boob joke)

618 reine.de.tout  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:52:06pm

re: #543 Walter L. Newton

Was your grandmother from the south? My mom and grandmother was from LA. and there was always bacon fat in a skillet on the stove or a jar of bacon fat in the fridge.

All green vegetables went in a saucepan with a few strips of bacon in the bottom.

Hell, I use to pour bacon grease on grits.

I keep bacon fat. It's great to season - just about anything, really.

619 pingjockey  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:52:06pm

re: #605 MandyManners
That is a sure cure if a guy eats to many viagra pills.

620 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:52:06pm

re: #608 Noam Sayin'

Did you want to come along?

Smack!

621 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:52:17pm

re: #587 MandyManners

That's a cartoon I've never seen.

R&S was good until Nickelodeon fired John Kricfalusi the creator for being too violent in the show.

622 Silhouette  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:52:18pm

re: #610 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

(wrote that in church one day. Have no idea what the pastor said.)

It was a sermon on paying attention in church.

623 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:52:21pm

re: #608 Noam Sayin'

I stepped away for a bit. Hadn't noticed what a beating I took from my #480.

624 big steve  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:52:31pm

re: #611 revobob

Yeah, and I'm probably an idiot too, for choosing off a guy named BIG STEVE
/ducks

now that is much better...fear the username because it is very descriptive.

625 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:52:34pm

re: #603 Right mind left

That's what I wanted to know! I figured Let-her-man would ... let her...

re: #604 Dianna

I'm sorry.

My dad smoked, drank and ate very badly. His heart giving out was not exactly a shock, last year, but very hard on my mother.

626 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:52:44pm

re: #581 Occasional Reader

... she gasped, and reached for the defibrillator...

Send it to Obama!

627 Occasional Reader  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:52:45pm

Good night.

628 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:52:50pm

re: #625 MandyManners

Oops.

629 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:52:50pm

re: #622 Silhouette

It was a sermon on paying attention in church.

Huh?

630 Last Mohican  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:53:06pm

re: #596 ciaospirit

Lieberman. Tool.

I dunno, I think he's just giving credit where credit is due. If he was hoping to ingratiate himself to the Democratic leadership, he's screwed that up so badly that he could never unscrew it.

631 OldLineTexan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:53:16pm

re: #600 Occasional Reader

OKAY OKAY INCLUDE THE FAVA BEANS

Sheesh, what are you people, spokesmen for the Fava Bean Council or something?

Look for
The Fava label
When you are dining
On victims, or deer!
Remember somewhere
Our union's planting,
Obama chanting,
and trying somehow
to get you
to eat them
But who's complaining?

632 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:53:35pm

re: #604 Dianna

I'm sorry.

My dad smoked, drank and ate very badly. His heart giving out was not exactly a shock, last year, but very hard on my mother.

My grandmother forgot how to make her biscuits, which were perfection in flour.

633 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:53:38pm

re: #555 MandyManners

Bent Nail Gout?

634 LoFlyer  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:53:46pm

Later mates, The pills have made me stupid and sleepy!

635 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:54:12pm

re: #628 MandyManners

Mandy, I posted this above, but they posts are flying by...

Was your grandmother from the south? My mom and grandmother was from LA. and there was always bacon fat in a skillet on the stove or a jar of bacon fat in the fridge.

All green vegetables went in a saucepan with a few strips of bacon in the bottom.

Hell, I use to pour bacon grease on grits.

636 Last Mohican  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:54:19pm

re: #591 MandyManners

Is she on with her fork?

No, WITHERSPOON!

(hee hee... I'm almost tired of that one. Almost.)

637 pingjockey  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:54:21pm

re: #631 OldLineTexan
Groan!

638 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:54:22pm

re: #612 Mich-again

The Dish ran away Witherspoon.

And, the cow jumped over the moon.

639 Mich-again  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:54:22pm

re: #619 pingjockey

That is a sure cure if a guy eats to many viagra pills.

I heard a little-known side effect of Viagra is tennis elbow.

640 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:54:35pm

re: #634 LoFlyer

Later mates, The pills have made me stupid and sleepy!

Lucky you!

641 Silhouette  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:54:40pm

re: #629 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Huh?

I thought you were saying that you wrote it in church and, being distracted by your writing, you didn't hear the sermon and you were wondering what it was that you missed.

642 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:54:45pm

re: #624 big steve

now that is much better...fear the username because it is very descriptive.


Course, so's mine...

643 OldLineTexan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:54:52pm

re: #606 Walter L. Newton

Now that's a really good idea. I tried the sugarless candy, but the sugar substitutes they use (sorbitol and some other stuff) just gives me gas and quick tricks to the bathroom.

And yes, it's certainly sweetness I crave. I don't have cravings for regular food, but sweet, it's strange.

Does nicotine withdrawal tend to make you crave sweet?

I did smoke 3 packs a day, stopped cold, smoked like that for 20 years (this time around), so I have a big hurtle to get over.

Not just nicotine; other addictions can cause a sugar craving. For years, AA recommended chocolate as a help for recovering alcoholics. Not now, though.

644 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:54:53pm

re: #636 Last Mohican

No, WITHERSPOON! (hee hee... I'm almost tired of that one. Almost.)

Tired of what?

645 big steve  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:54:57pm

by the way, if the weather is clear in your area there is a wonderful conjunction of Venus and Jupiter tonight low in the western sky.

646 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:55:14pm

re: #616 Slumbering Behemoth

CHEESE.
(What are we playing?)

I'm battling the Sandman.

647 reine.de.tout  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:55:17pm

re: #635 Walter L. Newton

Mandy, I posted this above, but they posts are flying by...

Was your grandmother from the south? My mom and grandmother was from LA. and there was always bacon fat in a skillet on the stove or a jar of bacon fat in the fridge.

All green vegetables went in a saucepan with a few strips of bacon in the bottom.

Hell, I use to pour bacon grease on grits.

Walter - it's still the way here in La.
Bacon seasons most green veggies.
And I always keep a bit in the fridge.

648 Mich-again  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:55:21pm

re: #634 LoFlyer

Later mates, The pills have made me stupid and sleepy!

Don't blame the pills!

649 Sarge1984  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:55:25pm

re: #639 Mich-again

So...what do you get when you give a poodle Viagra?

...Don King...

650 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:55:45pm

re: #619 pingjockey

That is a sure cure if a guy eats to many viagra pills.

She'd make any...AW, NUTZ. Forget it. Even I have standards.

651 pingjockey  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:55:58pm

re: #639 Mich-again
And lower back pain. D'oh. They also don't say your wife will go around with a very cheesy grin for a couple of days.

652 [deleted]  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:56:10pm
653 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:56:13pm

re: #608 Noam Sayin'

Did you want to come along?

Huh? Where?

654 Right mind left  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:56:30pm

re: #628 MandyManners

Oops.

Some things trump all things.

655 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:56:34pm

re: #641 Silhouette

I missed something. A spoon? What?

656 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:56:37pm

re: #576 Walter L. Newton

It's like chewing silly putty.

Exactly, silly putty describes it perfectly.

657 Silhouette  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:56:43pm

Reese should have listened to Obiwan.

658 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:56:48pm

re: #639 Mich-again

I heard a little-known side effect of Viagra is tennis elbow.


Only on the fore-hand side

659 [deleted]  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:56:59pm
660 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:57:04pm

re: #621 FurryOldGuyJeans

R&S was good until Nickelodeon fired John Kricfalusi the creator for being too violent in the show.

Well, it's a kids' channel.

661 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:57:06pm

re: #646 MandyManners

I'm battling the Sandman.

So glad he's gone.

662 gop_patriot  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:57:06pm

re: #610 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

That's hilarious.

When my mom was a small child, living in a tiny east Arkansas town, she said her favorite thing for breakfast was brainseneggs.

That was until she found out that what she was being served was brains-and-eggs. LOL Said she almost never recovered from that one. ::shudder::

663 Irish Rose  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:57:08pm

Speaking of meat...

My sweetie and I were in a resort town a couple of summers ago and we stopped at a gourmet cooking shop... rows and rows of bulk spices, gourmet salt, gourmet pepper, vinegars etc.

We paused at the "meat rub" display, and after reading the directions on one of the labels, ("Gently rub the mixture into both sides of the meat" "make a wet rub to put some heat into your meat!" ) we laughed ourselves silly.

To this day I can't walk down a spice aisle at the grocery store without cracking up.

664 Sharmuta  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:57:11pm

re: #655 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I missed something. A spoon? What?

I thought it was with her knife.

665 pingjockey  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:57:24pm

re: #650 MandyManners
Ha! That woman would make a freight train take a dirt road.

666 Defogger  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:57:41pm

re: #585 Dianna

No, you're not. You really don't want any part of this story.

If this gets published, I'm going to have bricks through my window, and a bunch of lizards are going to decide I'm a very sick (if not bad) individual.

I plan to blame it on pneumonia, steroids and codeine. I don't expect that excuse to fly, but I'm gonna try it.

You mean . . . Obama turns out to actually be the hero?

/Oh, the humanity!

667 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:57:46pm

re: #624 big steve

now that is much better...fear the username because it is very descriptive.

Weren't you the Lizard who gave his wife a *ahem* gift for voting for McCain?

668 wolfie  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:58:07pm

re: #606 Walter L. Newton

You must have nerves of steel, going cold turkey like that! I never managed to quit until I tried the patch. I did crave sugar.
The raisins worked best for me because they don't dissolve. You can take forever to eat them.
(I can run through a pack of M&Ms in ten minutes!)

669 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:58:23pm

re: #647 reine.de.tout

Walter - it's still the way here in La. Bacon seasons most green veggies. And I always keep a bit in the fridge.

Well, that's how I got to be 280 pounds by the time I was 18. Great food, bad results. And when i went to visit family in Naw Arlins, the Tasty Creme donuts every morning (didn't have that in NYC).

Lots of bad eating habits for a long time.

670 Right mind left  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:58:36pm

re: #638 MandyManners

And, the cow jumped over the moon.

And there were two little bears...sitting on chairs...

671 OldLineTexan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:58:39pm

re: #657 Silhouette

Reese should have listened to Obiwan.

Reese, use the Forks!

/like that?

672 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:58:48pm

re: #666 Defogger

You mean . . . Obama turns out to actually be the hero?

/Oh, the humanity!

That, at least, would make the moonbats happy.

673 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:59:18pm

re: #635 Walter L. Newton

Mandy, I posted this above, but they posts are flying by...

Was your grandmother from the south? My mom and grandmother was from LA. and there was always bacon fat in a skillet on the stove or a jar of bacon fat in the fridge.

All green vegetables went in a saucepan with a few strips of bacon in the bottom.

Hell, I use to pour bacon grease on grits.

Yes, she's from the South. I remember the first meal I cooked for the X. I called her long-distance to ask her how she cooked her green beans. With fat-back and rosemary.

674 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:59:42pm

re: #673 MandyManners

Yes, she's from the South. I remember the first meal I cooked for the X. I called her long-distance to ask her how she cooked her green beans. With fat-back and rosemary.

That stupid fucker never knew how good he had it.

675 reine.de.tout  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 7:59:47pm

re: #669 Walter L. Newton

Well, that's how I got to be 280 pounds by the time I was 18. Great food, bad results. And when i went to visit family in Naw Arlins, the Tasty Creme donuts every morning (didn't have that in NYC).

Lots of bad eating habits for a long time.

Portion control is the key.

676 big steve  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:00:01pm

re: #667 MandyManners

Weren't you the Lizard who gave his wife a *ahem* gift for voting for McCain?

yes...you keep bringing that up. It just that I thought she deserved sex for having gone into the booth planning to vote Obama but pulling the lever for Mac.

677 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:00:10pm

re: #667 MandyManners

Weren't you the Lizard who gave his wife a *ahem* gift for voting for McCain?

I always think that any reward is a good reward.

However, I'm very, very doubtful about sex as a bribe, reward, or quid pro quo for married couples. I think it leads to anger.

678 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:00:13pm

re: #646 MandyManners

I'm battling the Sandman.

Same here. Must be why I am feeling so goofy. Well, more goofy than usual.

679 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:00:31pm

re: #668 wolfie

You must have nerves of steel, going cold turkey like that! I never managed to quit until I tried the patch. I did crave sugar.
The raisins worked best for me because they don't dissolve. You can take forever to eat them.
(I can run through a pack of M&Ms in ten minutes!)

No shit. Earlier on this thread, with so much food talk, I ran across the street (Walgreens) and bought two packs (the 1.68 ounce size). Gone in 20 comments.

I'm going to try the raisins.

680 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:00:39pm

re: #659 Iron Fist

He's not gotten banned? He always seemed like a dick to me.

Mr. Sandman.

681 Mich-again  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:00:51pm

Yes! Brooke Burke wins Dancing with the Stars.

Hef buddy, give her a call.

682 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:01:21pm

re: #668 wolfie

You must have nerves of steel, going cold turkey like that! I never managed to quit until I tried the patch. I did crave sugar.
The raisins worked best for me because they don't dissolve. You can take forever to eat them.
(I can run through a pack of M&Ms in ten minutes!)

I still say a really horrific case of pneumonia + asthma does the trick beautifully.

Not that I don't long for a cigarette while writing.

683 Right mind left  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:01:33pm

re: #664 Sharmuta

I thought it was with her knife.

Or Blend-her?

684 Irish Rose  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:01:51pm

re: #585 Dianna

No, you're not. You really don't want any part of this story.

If this gets published, I'm going to have bricks through my window, and a bunch of lizards are going to decide I'm a very sick (if not bad) individual.

Doubtful, unless you're writing a XXX fanfic.

If that's that case, then I may just have to lower your karma :)

685 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:01:52pm

re: #675 reine.de.tout

Portion control is the key.

Sure, but when you are a youngster and your grandmother equates loving with feeding, well, hard to say no to love.

686 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:01:55pm

re: #665 pingjockey

Ha! That woman would make a freight train take a dirt road.

If I had a dog that looked like her, I'd shave its butt and make it walk backwards.

687 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:02:01pm

G'night John-Boy.

688 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:02:22pm

re: #670 Right mind left

And there were two little bears...sitting on chairs...

I don't know that one.

689 Defogger  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:02:38pm

re: #641 Silhouette

I thought you were saying that you wrote it in church and, being distracted by your writing, you didn't hear the sermon and you were wondering what it was that you missed.

FBV was joking, Sil.

I hope.

690 Right mind left  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:03:03pm

re: #680 MandyManners

Mr. Sandman.


..Bring me a dream...

691 TheMatrix31  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:03:03pm

I made a Facebook post just now...tell me what you all think;

---

First Positive Move By President Obama: Keeping Secretary of Defense Robert Gates on.

[Link: townhall.com...]

I love it. LOVE IT. You know why? President Obama is so vehemently against the Iraq war, has been idiotic and ridiculous in his continued condenmation of the surge strategy, despite the fact that Secretary Gates and General Petraeus among others, have run a military campaign the last two years that has absolutely kicked ass and seen violence drop SIGNIFICANTLY, and control of cities mostly lies in the hands of Iraqis at this point.

In a bit of irony, Obama's hometown of Chicago experienced 125 murders over the summer of 2008. That's MORE THAN DOUBLE the US Soldier Death Toll in Iraq over the same period. [Link: cbs2chicago.com...]

Yet he chose to keep Secretary Gates on, the man who's been "in control" of the war for a couple of years now. The war that Obama, Reid, Pelosi, the media and so many of you have declared "lost", "unjust", and all these other ridiculous adjectives. The war that has been turned around with hard work and dedication, and faith, even when SO MANY PEOPLE turned their backs.

And it's hilarious, too. Obama ran on "change". The biggest (and only) "criticism" any of you Bush-haters and Obama-supporters can come up with is the war in Iraq, and all this negative rhetoric regarding it.

It's how he won, too. He got elected on this notion of "change" from the "failed administration of the last eight years that has brought embarrassment to our country" and all this other bullshit that everyone just ate up. Yet, he keeps Gates who was in charge of the biggest "black mark" on this current administration. Shouldn't liberal heads be exploding over this? After all, their "savior" goes and keeps the guy in charge of the thing they claim to hate the most, especially after what he promised to people and preached to people for his tenure (lol, how many days was it again before he declared his candidacy?) in the Senate and during his campaign?

Good job President Obama, you made a great choice here.
---

692 OldLineTexan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:03:11pm

re: #689 Defogger

FBV was joking, Sil.

I hope.

Why? Obama apparently did it for twenty years.

693 NY Nana  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:03:25pm

re: #432 livefreeor die

Due end of December.

Our 2 oldest were both due in early January, but had the decency to arrive in mid-December...income tax deductions 2 years apart!

The 2 youngest were June and August, and we adore them anyway.;)

Good luck!

694 pingjockey  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:03:31pm

re: #686 MandyManners
Bingo! She is one of the few people that I actually have a visceral dislike for. If she shows up on the tv, I want to blast the tv.

695 Learned Mother of Zion  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:03:42pm

re: #516 Dianna

No, it's not. I'd bet you've never read a romance novel (safeway porn, or pretty much anything with Fabio on the cover) in your life.

I think, personally, of when I was reading John Ringo's Ghost, and finally asked John how many pages I needed to skip to get to the violence. I'm furious with Laurell Hamilton, because she hasn't written a coherent plot in at least four books because all she does is write sex, and I'm bored witless. I sometimes think I should get a 1/4 refund on every J.D. Robb book I buy, because that's how much of the book I skip because of the sex.

I'm more like guys than most gals. I like my books with action.

And here I am, writing a book in which all the action is internal!

Yeah, I have noticed that female authors tend to write more explicit scenes than men. I used to belong to a romance writers' group, but never did get my novel published. I like thrillers and mysteries better than romance.

696 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:03:44pm

re: #684 Irish Rose

Doubtful, unless you're writing a XXX fanfic.

If that's that case, then I may just have to lower your karma :)

I have never written fanfic, barring an unfinished short where I borrowed Steve Earle for a minute!

697 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:04:22pm

bbiab

698 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:04:39pm

re: #665 pingjockey

Ha! That woman would make a freight train take a dirt road.

I once heard that she walked into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck.

699 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:04:45pm

I want to thank everyone for the great ideas about my snacking problem. I will be at my girlfriends tomorrow through Thursday morning, so I will be off LGF for about 36 hours, but Thursday, on my way home, I'm going to stop at the store, pick up some healthy snack and try to put my mind to cutting down on the candy.

Gee, 36 hours without LGF. Maybe I'll just stay up all night tonight and play.

700 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:05:14pm

re: #695 Alouette

Yeah, I have noticed that female authors tend to write more explicit scenes than men. I used to belong to a romance writers' group, but never did get my novel published. I like thrillers and mysteries better than romance.

I'm a blood on the bulkheads military SF girl.

701 NYCHardhat  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:05:15pm

re: #691 TheMatrix31

I do believe he made the right choice because he is a deer in headlights at this point.

702 Right mind left  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:05:55pm

re: #688 MandyManners

I don't know that one.

Goodnight moon, newer baby book that has the cow jumping over the moon, and little bears, sitting on chairs as pictures on the wall. The rabbit is going to bed and says good night to all the things in the room as the moon comes up and things get dark. There is a mouse in the pictures that moves around a lot and it is fun to find...

I could recite the whole thing...

703 Killian Bundy  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:06:24pm

re: #663 Irish Rose

Speaking of meat...

My sweetie and I were in a resort town a couple of summers ago and we stopped at a gourmet cooking shop... rows and rows of bulk spices, gourmet salt, gourmet pepper, vinegars etc.

We paused at the "meat rub" display, and after reading the directions on one of the labels, ("Gently rub the mixture into both sides of the meat" "make a wet rub to put some heat into your meat!" ) we laughed ourselves silly.

To this day I can't walk down a spice aisle at the grocery store without cracking up.

You've never used a meat rub?

/Famous Dave's

704 pingjockey  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:06:41pm

re: #698 Slumbering Behemoth
That there is funny. Also, Safeway cola burns just like Coke when it comes out your nose.

705 NY Nana  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:06:41pm

re: #630 Last Mohican

Lieberman is loyal to no one. I wish they had thrown him out. He is an opportunist, and was Albore's lap dog and Court Jew when Bore ran...the Demonrats can keep him. He does not deserve to be a Republican.

/He and Mayor Boooberg must be distant cousins, 4 times removed.

706 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:07:03pm

re: #700 Dianna
Could a fella who reads a fair amount of that genre know some of your titles? (PLEEEZE be David Drake or David Weber!:))

707 Mich-again  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:07:11pm

re: #703 Killian Bundy

Big fan of Famous Dave's here. I love the Devil Spit.

708 OldLineTexan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:07:13pm

re: #700 Dianna

I'm a blood on the bulkheads military SF girl.

All of the good ones are taken...

709 pingjockey  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:07:37pm

re: #702 Right mind left
I read that my youngest for at least 3 years at bedtime.

710 Right mind left  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:08:25pm

re: #696 Dianna

I have never written fanfic, barring an unfinished short where I borrowed Steve Earle for a minute!

Hey, what is internal action? (your 516 mentions it...)

711 wolfie  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:09:01pm

re: #691 TheMatrix31

Excellent! Pungent, yet not snarky!

712 Karridine  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:09:09pm

re: #643 OldLineTexan

Not just nicotine; other addictions can cause a sugar craving. For years, AA recommended chocolate as a help for recovering alcoholics. Not now, though.

Chocolate contains theobromine, a central nervous system stimulant only slightly less potent than caffeine, OldLine!

713 Defogger  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:09:17pm

re: #692 OldLineTexan

Why? Obama apparently did it for twenty years.

Updinged you for that! LOL!

714 Sharmuta  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:09:17pm

re: #691 TheMatrix31

Excellent!

715 OldLineTexan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:09:29pm

re: #709 pingjockey

I read that my youngest for at least 3 years at bedtime.

Twenty-plus years ago, I dated a divorcee with a two year-old daughter that could recite Where The Wild Things Are in toto from memory, due to nightly bedtime demands.

716 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:10:01pm

re: #710 Right mind left
Johnsonville brats, Bush's beans, and a couple of Dos Equiis- git ya all the internal action you need!

717 pingjockey  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:10:20pm

re: #715 OldLineTexan
We have that one around somewhere. Love the illustrations.

718 Right mind left  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:10:27pm

re: #709 pingjockey

I read that my youngest for at least 3 years at bedtime.

Yep, all four of our kids. One of the few bedtime books I really had fun with, clever how the pictures changed. While I love Seuss and the rhyming and other books for the adventure, I just developed an affection for Goodnight Moon...

719 Throbert McGee  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:10:38pm

re: #202 MandyManners

The Kid and I are trying to figure out if we're gonna' make omelets or quiche for breakfast in the morning.

I vote for the quiche, just so the Kid won't grow up to be one of those people who thinks that quiches are difficult, mysterious, or faggy. (They're pretty much just an omelette poured into a pie crust and baked in the oven instead of being cooked in a skillet. If you think the name "quiche" sounds too Frawnch, call them "cackleberry-pies" or "deep-dish omelettes" or whatever.)

720 OldLineTexan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:10:49pm

re: #712 Karridine

Chocolate contains theobromine, a central nervous system stimulant only slightly less potent than caffeine, OldLine!

I went to the addiction lecture at family week. I would have to get out the crib notes to see if they spelled that out. But I am suffering from near-terminal laziness at the moment.

721 wolfie  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:10:58pm

re: #693 NY Nana

I had two with due dates in December. The little nincompoops were born on Jan 1 and Jan 3.
I will remember this in my will!

722 pingjockey  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:11:33pm

All right folks, see ya in the mornin'.

723 wolfie  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:11:56pm

re: #699 Walter L. Newton

Good luck! And Happy Turkeyfest!

724 TheMatrix31  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:12:06pm

re: #711 wolfie

Excellent! Pungent, yet not snarky!

re: #714 Sharmuta

Excellent!

Thanks guys. Let's see if anyone comments on it. Somehow, I doubt it.

725 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:12:10pm

re: #700 Dianna

I'm a blood on the bulkheads military SF girl.

I can't write novels. I've tried, real hard, just can't do it. I have no problem with column length articles and short form story, and of course, plays are a whiz for me.

I just can't get interested having to frame a set up with paragraph after paragraph. In a play, we are in the scene right away. The actors perform the scene, the designers build the scene and the director fills the scene with motivation.

I supply the dialog, which the scene revolves around.

That's what I do best.

726 Right mind left  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:12:16pm

re: #716 revobob

Johnsonville brats, Bush's beans, and a couple of Dos Equiis- git ya all the internal action you need!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA...

for me it is raisins...but not fermented grapes!

727 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:12:31pm

re: #720 OldLineTexan And theobromine is VERY toxic to dogs! That's why you need to be careful to keep the dogs and chocolate apart/

728 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:12:45pm

re: #723 wolfie

Good luck! And Happy Turkeyfest!

Thanks, I'll be here awhile tonight.

729 OldLineTexan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:12:56pm

re: #716 revobob

Johnsonville brats, Bush's beans, and a couple of Dos Equiis- git ya all the internal action you need!

You need boiled or steamed okra in there for fast action.

730 Sharmuta  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:13:08pm

re: #724 TheMatrix31

You swung a mighty cluebat.

731 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:13:41pm

re: #706 revobob

Could a fella who reads a fair amount of that genre know some of your titles? (PLEEEZE be David Drake or David Weber!:))

No, I'm neither person. I'm unpublished, though, if you google "Dianna" you will find the story I won an award for.

I had David Weber as my guest after a book signing back in August, though.

732 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:13:52pm

re: #704 pingjockey

It's a classic "yo mama" joke.

733 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:14:35pm

re: #710 Right mind left

Hey, what is internal action? (your 516 mentions it...)

Memory, and discussion.

Lots and lots and lots of remembered sex.

Which is what I'm gonna get in trouble for.

734 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:15:14pm

re: #705 NY Nana

Lieberman is loyal to no one. I wish they had thrown him out. He is an opportunist, and was Albore's lap dog and Court Jew when Bore ran...the Demonrats can keep him. He does not deserve to be a Republican.

/He and Mayor Boooberg must be distant cousins, 4 times removed.

When Lieberman came out and supported McCain told me all I needed to know about how much of a RINO McCain is.

735 NY Nana  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:15:15pm

re: #721 wolfie

I had two with due dates in December. The little nincompoops were born on Jan 1 and Jan 3.
I will remember this in my will!

ROTFLMAOOO!

/You didn't sue?

736 TheMatrix31  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:15:31pm

re: #730 Sharmuta

You swung a mighty cluebat.

I wish I could swing a mighty hamburger-bat into my mouth. I'm starving.

737 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:15:47pm

re: #708 OldLineTexan

All of the good ones are taken...

I'll have to click that in the morning. I'm still denied youtube at home, by decree of the Male, who's technical.

738 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:16:37pm

re: #729 OldLineTexan

You need boiled or steamed okra in there for fast action.


Raised in Wisconsin and Minnesota- okra would probably do it too, but it's not second nature to a northern feller. Besides, my German forebears would probably deal badly with bratwurst and okra. Kartuffles, kraut, beans, jawohl, okra, night ser gut!

739 Right mind left  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:16:47pm

re: #733 Dianna

Memory, and discussion.

Lots and lots and lots of remembered sex.

Which is what I'm gonna get in trouble for.

Oh goody, that is what I figured. I've been told my internal monologue is really loud.

Just that the way you said it, there were quite a few offshoots to the meaning, (as Whose Line would say - "if you know what I mean...")

740 Right mind left  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:17:18pm

re: #736 TheMatrix31

I wish I could swing a mighty hamburger-bat into my mouth. I'm starving.

Wouldn't the wings be a bit bony?

741 OldLineTexan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:17:36pm

re: #737 Dianna

I'll have to click that in the morning. I'm still denied youtube at home, by decree of the Male, who's technical.

It's the Ian Hunter version, is all. I think the Kinks did it, but I couldn't find it. It could be a figment of my imagination.

742 TheMatrix31  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:18:25pm

re: #740 Right mind left

Wouldn't the wings be a bit bony?

Wings in a hamburger? Hmm, is that kind of like a turducken?

743 OldLineTexan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:18:31pm

re: #740 Right mind left

Wouldn't the wings be a bit bony?

Hamburger-bat is not nearly as meaty as a spamalope, but still tasty.

744 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:19:08pm

re: #736 TheMatrix31

Careful, I hear organ meat gives ya gout.
/let the groaning begin

745 NY Nana  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:19:08pm

re: #734 FurryOldGuyJeans

When Lieberman came out and supported McCain told me all I needed to know about how much of a RINO McCain is.

It said even more about Lieberman...we live in NY (obviously), but near the CT border, and know more than we want to about him. I would literally not vote for him if he ran unopposed for the Presidency, but that will not happen, I don't think.

746 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:19:08pm

re: #731 Dianna
One of the biggest regrets in my life is that I can always read 'em faster than you guys can write 'em. That's how I ended up reading JD Robb- ran out of Belisarius and Honor and JP Beaumont, and, and,...

747 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:19:35pm

re: #725 Walter L. Newton

I can't write novels. I've tried, real hard, just can't do it. I have no problem with column length articles and short form story, and of course, plays are a whiz for me.

I just can't get interested having to frame a set up with paragraph after paragraph. In a play, we are in the scene right away. The actors perform the scene, the designers build the scene and the director fills the scene with motivation.

I supply the dialog, which the scene revolves around.

That's what I do best.

I write very good dialogue, provided you're reading it, and not speaking. I work on dialog harder than my descriptive passages, which come easily; but I tend to let my characters' speeches carry a lot of the burden of characterization, which means my characters need to talk very well.

It drives people around me mad, because I pace, and act out the dialogue. Until you've had a girlfriend speaking in two voices in the shower, you have not had a disturbing time - or so said at least two males in my life.

748 Right mind left  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:19:48pm

re: #742 TheMatrix31

Wings in a hamburger? Hmm, is that kind of like a turducken?

hamburger BAT - is not exactly in the vicinity of turducken because it is more rabid...

I have to go to bed, it is past my bedtime AGAIN, just when you all are getting warmed up - good night!

749 Crusty  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:20:40pm

re: #48 Charles

73...

It's like watching a bug zapper, ain't it?

750 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:21:07pm

re: #743 OldLineTexan

Hamburger-bat is not nearly as meaty as a spamalope, but still tasty.


Needs more garlic!

/Quigley

751 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:21:10pm

re: #745 NY Nana

It said even more about Lieberman...we live in NY (obviously), but near the CT border, and know more than we want to about him. I would literally not vote for him if he ran unopposed for the Presidency, but that will not happen, I don't think.

Lieberman is the quint-essential example of a panderer. The man's only principles are to go whichever way he thinks will get him the most votes. Hell, that describes most of Congress.

752 Tigger2005  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:21:40pm

re: #29 Charles

I was traveling today and spent some time developing back-end tools to detect trolls and sockpuppets. More than this I cannot say.

I did not have relations with that sockpuppet.

753 Crusty  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:22:08pm

re: #6 rwmofo

I conducted an experiment today and found out that alcohol has no effect on me.

Alcohol never had an effect on me either. Until I started to drink it that is.

754 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:22:31pm

re: #750 revobob

Needs more garlic!

/Quigley

Everything goes better with garlic. ;)

755 TheMatrix31  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:22:37pm

If I didn't live on a hill, I'd be more than willing to go pick something up. The prospect of rolling down the hill right now is daunting for my lazy ass.

756 sngnsgt  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:22:56pm

re: #498 Mich-again

Quitting smoling is easy. I've done it lots of times!

Me too, but those patches taste horrible! Besides that, you have to roll your own.

757 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:23:11pm

re: #752 Tigger2005

I did not have relations with that sockpuppet.

But did the sockpuppet have relations with you? ;)

758 Karridine  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:23:44pm

re: #720 OldLineTexan

And the Take-Home Jewel is: Addiction is a characteristic of the HUMAN, not the external substance or activity.

759 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:23:53pm

re: #746 revobob

One of the biggest regrets in my life is that I can always read 'em faster than you guys can write 'em. That's how I ended up reading JD Robb- ran out of Belisarius and Honor and JP Beaumont, and, and,...

Lois McMaster Bujold; Tom Krattman; C.J. Cherryh; Neal Stephenson (if you don't end up pitching the books halfway through); Jim Butcher - who really is wonderful; Susan R. Matthews (my hero!); Alistair Reynolds; a bunch of others. I'll read anything that doesn't annoy me beyond bearing.

Just don't mention Mercedes Lackey in my company.

760 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:24:14pm

re: #757 FurryOldGuyJeans

But did the sockpuppet have relations with you? ;)


and if you did, how did you get the stains out?
/channeling Monica...

761 NY Nana  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:24:47pm

re: #751 FurryOldGuyJeans

Lieberman is the quint-essential example of a panderer. The man's only principles are to go whichever way he thinks will get him the most votes. Hell, that describes most of Congress.

Bingo! About 95% of them, being kind.

762 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:24:48pm

Hey all y'all - sorry I'm a bit late tonight! What have I missed?

763 OldLineTexan  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:25:09pm

re: #758 Karridine

And the Take-Home Jewel is: Addiction is a characteristic of the HUMAN, not the external substance or activity.

Oh, we got the 85% - 15% speech, too. It was informative, if not all that helpful.

764 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:25:47pm

re: #762 realwest

Hey all y'all - sorry I'm a bit late tonight! What have I missed?

Reese "what's-her-name" can give you gout, I think.

765 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:25:47pm

re: #762 realwest

Hey all y'all - sorry I'm a bit late tonight! What have I missed?

Nearly 7 hours of open registration

766 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:25:49pm

re: #762 realwest

Hey all y'all - sorry I'm a bit late tonight! What have I missed?

Organs. Gout. Spoons that wither. Novels.

767 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:25:58pm

re: #758 Karridine

And the Take-Home Jewel is: Addiction is a characteristic of the HUMAN, not the external substance or activity.

That sounds like something I'd say!

Of course, I'm infamously bad about that; I regard all addictions (especially my own) as a choice. I'm not sympathetic.

768 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:26:09pm

And, Rosie.

769 jcm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:26:29pm

re: #762 realwest

Hey all y'all - sorry I'm a bit late tonight! What have I missed?

Just got back in after rocking the kids to sleep, I use a rock about thiiis big!

Any hatchlings acting up?

*rolls up sleeves*

770 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:27:05pm

I know this has probably been posted and commented on already, but this poor girl is going to dry up and blow away with her jaw wired shut.

771 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:27:06pm

re: #760 revobob

and if you did, how did you get the stains out?
/channeling Monica...

The metaphysical and philosophical implications of a stained sockpuppet are nearly too awesome and terrible to contemplate. ;)

772 Defogger  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:27:15pm

re: #762 realwest

Hey all y'all - sorry I'm a bit late tonight! What have I missed?

Well, Dianna is remembering sex, a gigantic hamburger bat flew by, and Walter went to get some more M&M's.

Usual day at the office.

773 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:27:38pm

re: #760 revobob

and if you did, how did you get the stains out?
/channeling Monica...

I have an extremely crude quote about that. But if I use it, I'm dead-sure that Charles would delete it, and probably warn me to be a good girl.

It's really, really crude. I got it from a guy I used to see.

774 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:27:48pm

re: #772 Defogger

Well, Dianna is remembering sex, a gigantic hamburger bat flew by, and Walter went to get some more M&M's.

Usual day at the office.

I'm still here. I'm on the phone.

775 NY Nana  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:27:51pm

re: #498 Mich-again

Quitting smoling is easy. I've done it lots of times!

/Ah, but have you ever tried quitting smoking?

776 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:28:27pm

re: #768 MandyManners

Quit kidding around, Mandy. No one here misses Rosie.
/

777 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:28:41pm

re: #774 Walter L. Newton

I'm still here. I'm on the phone.

Sniffing the mouthpiece again? ;)

778 NY Nana  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:29:00pm

re: #770 Noam Sayin'

/Does that mean, that I, as a Jew, have extra time to become perfected?

779 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:29:13pm

re: #770 Noam Sayin'

I know this has probably been posted and commented on already, but this poor girl is going to dry up and blow away with her jaw wired shut.

How did she break it?

780 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:29:15pm

re: #771 FurryOldGuyJeans

The metaphysical and philosophical implications of a stained sockpuppet are nearly too awesome and terrible to contemplate. ;)


Did socky evolve, or was it knitted?

781 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:29:29pm

re: #764 Slumbering Behemoth
I have no doubt Reese whatshername can give you something you don't want, but never thought of gout!
and
re: #765 FurryOldGuyJeans
SEVEN HOURS OF OPEN REGISTRATION?!
Oy Vey!

782 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:29:45pm

re: #773 Dianna

I have an extremely crude quote about that. But if I use it, I'm dead-sure that Charles would delete it, and probably warn me to be a good girl.

It's really, really crude. I got it from a guy I used to see.

Just whisper.

783 Defogger  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:30:17pm

re: #774 Walter L. Newton

I'm still here. I'm on the phone.

That's odd. I hung up on you ten minutes ago.

784 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:30:20pm

re: #773 Dianna
so... can you use it in the book?

785 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:31:01pm

re: #781 realwest

The weird thing is registration was open for 6 hours before Charles announced it and hardly a sign-up. When Charles posted 30 minutes were left the stampede began.

786 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:31:06pm

re: #766 MandyManners
"Organs. Gout. Spoons that wither. Novels." Uh, I hope you mean musical organs, good new novels and I have no idea what spoons that ...oh, wait, Reese Witherspoon! OK, got it.
Thank you.

787 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:31:19pm

re: #776 Slumbering Behemoth

Quit kidding around, Mandy. No one here misses Rosie.
/

Not even this one?

788 Karridine  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:31:44pm

re: #769 jcm

Don't think so, tonite...

The Wanna-Be-Here's are courteous, and grateful for the chance to participate in a higher-order collaborative investigation of reality.

The Wanna-Waaah's are biding their time, having noted in weeks and days past the ever more stringent application of Anti-Idiotarian fumigation and Dis-Courteous Closures...

/LGF is a tougher nut to crack than ANY leftist, rant-n-rave, frothing moonbatz ever thought!

789 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:31:54pm

re: #780 revobob

Did socky evolve, or was it knitted?

Sleep, that knits up the ravelled sleeve of care...

790 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:32:08pm

re: #768 MandyManners
GAG! NO, ROSIE?!
For once I'm glad I wasn't on LGF!

791 Defogger  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:32:25pm

re: #786 realwest

You really don't want to know about the organs.
Pianos are OK, though.

792 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:32:32pm

re: #786 realwest

"Organs. Gout. Spoons that wither. Novels." Uh, I hope you mean musical organs, good new novels and I have no idea what spoons that ...oh, wait, Reese Witherspoon! OK, got it.
Thank you.

Liver. Tongue. Kidneys.

793 outsidephilly  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:32:37pm

re: #691 TheMatrix31

I'm just doing a quick drive by/read through. Your post caught my eye, good wording, great job!
See y'all tomorrow.

794 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:33:00pm

re: #782 MandyManners

Just whisper.

I don't know. I'd have to receive immunity from Charles, I think.

795 jcm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:33:17pm

re: #788 Karridine

Don't think so, tonite...

The Wanna-Be-Here's are courteous, and grateful for the chance to participate in a higher-order collaborative investigation of reality.

The Wanna-Waaah's are biding their time, having noted in weeks and days past the ever more stringent application of Anti-Idiotarian fumigation and Dis-Courteous Closures...

/LGF is a tougher nut to crack than ANY leftist, rant-n-rave, frothing moonbatz ever thought!

Ahhh! Put's clue bat back on the mantle.

In that case welcome one and all!

I'm thirsty! Who's turn to buy?

796 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:33:20pm

re: #770 Noam Sayin'

Ya know, I was thinking that very same thing when I first heard the story. I ain't trying to start a rumor (seriously), but I do recall hearing about folks who would get that done in order to lose weight. I seriously doubt that is the case here, though.

797 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:33:23pm

re: #778 NY Nana

/Does that mean, that I, as a Jew, have extra time to become perfected?

I'd estimate about six weeks, give or take a week to get the mouth working again.re: #779 MandyManners

How did she break it?

As much as she goes on, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Ha! Seriously, though. The NYPost doesn't mention, and at that, it's only a rumor.

However, in my search for the story, I found a lot of lefty sites are jumping on it.

798 Wookieelips  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:33:58pm

re: #703 Killian Bundy

You've never used a meat rub?

/Famous Dave's


Oh, I'll vouch for the restaurant and the rubs, sauces and spices.

799 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:34:02pm

re: #794 Dianna

I don't know. I'd have to receive immunity from Charles, I think.

Is it worse than the one about the paraplegic parrot?

800 Karridine  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:34:08pm

re: #786 realwest

Reese Witherspoon...

Somehow Candy-cup Sporkdwindle just doesn't cut it!

801 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:34:58pm

re: #784 revobob

so... can you use it in the book?

Yes. I probably will, someday.

Here's the difference:

The vulgarity uttered by a character, even if I wrote it, isn't me; it's characterization.

A vulgarity typed by me on LGF is me. And Charles would be quite within his rights to think it's over the line, and warn me.

802 jcm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:35:25pm

Former First Lady Barbara Bush Taken to Hospital

Former first lady Barbara Bush is in a Houston hospital after complaining of a "little bit of pain."

Family spokesman Jim McGrath said Mrs. Bush went to Methodist Hospital about 6 p.m. Tuesday as a precaution. She had been experiencing some pain this week but McGrath did not know where she felt pain.

Prayers for a speeding recovery. A best wishes for a marvelous woman.

803 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:35:36pm

re: #800 Karridine

Reese Witherspoon...

Somehow Candy-cup Sporkdwindle just doesn't cut it!

Just the name is a better actor/actress.

804 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:36:04pm

re: #802 jcm
That gets a big AMEN!

805 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:36:07pm

re: #796 Slumbering Behemoth

She's going to need shakes. Lots and lots of shakes.

With any luck and a little effort, she'll come out of this with hips.

806 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:36:49pm

re: #799 revobob

Is it worse than the one about the paraplegic parrot?

I haven't a clue. I just know that I think it's quite amazingly vulgar.

807 Sharmuta  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:37:07pm

re: #802 jcm

Former First Lady Barbara Bush Taken to Hospital

Prayers for a speeding recovery. A best wishes for a marvelous woman.

Prayers for Mrs. Bush and the entire Bush family.

808 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:37:11pm

re: #787 MandyManners

Not even this one?

Love the old-school AC/DC.

809 jcm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:37:31pm

re: #800 Karridine

Reese Witherspoon...

Somehow Candy-cup Sporkdwindle just doesn't cut it!

If some Lizard every meets Ms. Witherspoon how are they going to explain the uncontrollable fit of giggles at the introduction?

810 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:37:40pm

Good evening, Lizards! And new Lizards!
How is everyone tonight? I had a nice stroll downtown. Saw the pets in Macy's window, Union Square. Ended up at Pier 23. Outstanding piano music there.
It was a nice night out with the boys.

811 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:38:34pm

re: #809 jcm

If some Lizard every meets Ms. Witherspoon how are they going to explain the uncontrollable fit of giggles at the introduction?

Briefly, explain that a thread took her name in vain. But it was a fun thread!

812 CapeCoddah  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:38:48pm

This is really off any of the topics, but, our daughter took me shopping today at a place I had not been to since she was little. For any cheese fans out there, or really good , top quality produce and specialty stuff. I tried two cheeses. A chocolate goat cheese, (sounded dubious, but different, had to go for it) and a Wensleydale white cheese with cranberries. I have to go back tomorrow for more. These are the two best cheeses I have ever tasted. I also bought the Marscapone, and my husband tried it then hid it, I think. Anyone who likes cheese for the holidays should take a look. Weird, I know, but, I had to share the link to this stuff.
[Link: www.sidwainer.com...]
[Link: www.sidwainer.com...]

813 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:38:59pm

re: #809 jcm

If some Lizard every meets Ms. Witherspoon how are they going to explain the uncontrollable fit of giggles at the introduction?

If I ever meet Ms. Witherspoon, giggling will be the last thing on my mind. I'm not all that attracted to blonds, but that girl is yummy.

814 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:39:05pm

re: #810 rawmuse

Good evening, Lizards! And new Lizards!
How is everyone tonight? I had a nice stroll downtown. Saw the pets in Macy's window, Union Square. Ended up at Pier 23. Outstanding piano music there.
It was a nice night out with the boys.

They still have pets?

815 NY Nana  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:39:45pm

re: #787 MandyManners

And what about this one? My 2 little granddaughters adore it.

816 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:40:13pm

re: #812 CapeCoddah

Oh, the Wensleydale with either cranberries or currants! Mmmm!

817 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:40:22pm

re: #814 Dianna

The SPCA has a nice little exhibit. You can adopt right there if you wish.
I only saw some kitties tonight. No pups.

818 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:40:31pm

re: #810 rawmuse

Good evening, Lizards! And new Lizards!
How is everyone tonight? I had a nice stroll downtown. Saw the pets in Macy's window, Union Square. Ended up at Pier 23. Outstanding piano music there.
It was a nice night out with the boys.

Thank goodness you didn't jump.

819 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:40:53pm

re: #806 Dianna
Then keep your silence. I may have more fun trying to guess what it is than actually knowing, and there is certainly enough vulgarity in the world without adding any more. My own preference is always the double entendre or the pun rather than the explicit crudity. (But the paraplegic parrot is really FUNNY!)

820 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:41:19pm

re: #813 Noam Sayin'

If I ever meet Ms. Witherspoon, giggling will be the last thing on my mind. I'm not all that attracted to blonds, but that girl is yummy.

I look just like her!

821 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:41:28pm

re: #770 Noam Sayin'
HEY NOAM! Do you know how she broke her jaw?
I also frittered away some time reading the NY Post football experts pick the Jets over the Giants - great chuckles and laughs at that!

822 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:42:27pm

re: #818 Walter L. Newton

Pier 23 is actually a little bit of San Francisco history. I used to play there regularly 20 years ago. I is a great little dive.

823 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:43:41pm

re: #785 FurryOldGuyJeans
Oh why does that make me think we've just registered more sock puppets and former LGF'ers who were banned now using yet another alias?!

824 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:44:05pm

re: #820 MandyManners

I look just like her!

*THUD*

825 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:44:13pm

re: #815 NY Nana

And what about this one? My 2 little granddaughters adore it.

I love Carole King!

826 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:44:38pm

re: #823 realwest

Oh why does that make me think we've just registered more sock puppets and former LGF'ers who were banned now using yet another alias?!

That is why I asked earlier if someone knew how many sock-puppets we had invading.

827 x-wing  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:44:52pm

re: #815 NY Nana

And what about this one? My 2 little granddaughters adore it.

Hot 'bout some Rosie with a little attitude?

828 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:45:28pm

re: #824 Noam Sayin'

*THUD*

*slap...slap...slap*

Noam, wake up, Noam.

829 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:45:40pm

re: #810 rawmuse

I hate playing holiday music in public. Back in the 70's, I worked part time at a mall music store and I ran the organ department (ok, no jokes please) and of course, during Xmas season, we would put one of the large theater style organs out in front of the store and I would play.

I felt like a monkey with an organ grinder. It was a Thomas organ, and I would have to show off all those automatic features that filled in a lot of arrangement for you.

The sell factor was even you could sound like a professional organist with all the bells and whistles. But it was a scam. I could make all the bells and whistles sound so good because I was so good.

If you didn't know what you were doing, you would sound like poop. I finally quite the store since I felt like I was ripping people off with this sort of thing.

830 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:46:21pm

re: #826 FurryOldGuyJeans
I was kinda hopin to hear from 'fclass308'- I don't know many benchrest shooters- my friends are more into action pistol, etc.

831 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:46:38pm

re: #802 jcm
Whoa. Prayers for a full and speedy recovery to a very classy lady and best wishes her and to the current President's Dad!

832 Desert Dog  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:46:38pm

re: #827 x-wing

Hot 'bout some Rosie with a little attitude?

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

Or, this little ditty, for your easy listening pleasure: A Whole Lotta Rosie

833 BlueCanuck  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:46:55pm

Evening all, night shift checking in real early. 6 hour open registration? Wow, now where did I put that BBQ sauce.

834 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:47:00pm

re: #820 MandyManners

Whether or not that is true, I am going to pretend it is. Sooo...busy Saturday? ;)

835 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:47:28pm

re: #829 Walter L. Newton

Sounds like those first drum machines that had a "shufflelize" button on them.
It would turn whatever you programmed in to a shuffle beat, with a Japanese flavor.

836 jcm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:47:38pm

He hasn't done diddle squat yet...

Could there soon be a Barack Hussein Obama Middle School in Tacoma?

There’s talk of that – but it might be only that. Talk. Plenty of other names are in the running for the campus under construction on the city’s East Side.


Yep, I'm a proud graduate of Jimmy Carter High. I had GPA of 12.0 out of 4.0, never won a game, and have an abiding attraction for thugocracies, it was a great education.
/

837 Bumr50  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:48:00pm

Obama just appointed a gal named Higginbottom yesterday.

As a person with probably one of the most made fun of last names in history, I'm allowing myself to laugh uproariously over that one.

Don't ask me where that came from.

838 NY Nana  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:48:20pm

re: #797 Noam Sayin'

Wow! That takes me into 2009!

Try as I might, I cannot feel a lot of sympathy after her rant on the Jews. She is so full of herself.

/Did I mention smarmy and sanctimonious?

839 Defogger  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:48:47pm

Well, I'm packin' it in for the night.

Have a great evening, my Reptilian friends.

840 CapeCoddah  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:49:39pm

re: #816 Dianna

Oh, the Wensleydale with either cranberries or currants! Mmmm!

That one is purely addictive, the cranberries. I have eaten nearly the whole pound. I should be ashamed, but, I am not. It was too good. The chocolate goat cheese is a semi sweet chocolate, and it is indescribable too. Still cant find the Marscapone.

841 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:49:46pm

re: #828 MandyManners

*slap...slap...slap*

Noam, wake up, Noam.

Huh? What?

Oh, Hi, RE- er, Mandy. What are you doing with that spoon?

842 Bumr50  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:49:56pm

re: #835 rawmuse

I learned a couple of weeks back, just after Richard Wright passed, that the electronic organ heard on "Shine on You Crazy Diamond" was so vintage that it could only play one note at a time.

843 Desert Dog  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:50:15pm

re: #836 jcm

He hasn't done diddle squat yet...

Could there soon be a Barack Hussein Obama Middle School in Tacoma?


Yep, I'm a proud graduate of Jimmy Carter High. I had GPA of 12.0 out of 4.0, never won a game, and have an abiding attraction for thugocracies, it was a great education.
/

I remember you guys! I went to Ayatollah High, we kicked your butts bad in Football every year! We learned to stone people to death, harbor hatred in our hearts, judge other religions and people unworthy, and how to chant DEATH TO AMERICA every Friday. No chicks though...so that part was bad...

844 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:50:48pm

re: #842 Bumr50

Monophonic, we call that.

845 gmsc  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:50:59pm

re: #802 jcm

Former First Lady Barbara Bush Taken to Hospital

Prayers for a speeding recovery. A best wishes for a marvelous woman.

It sounds like she'll be OK, but considering her age, this is a wise precaution.

I hope she gets through this, and will be better soon.

846 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:51:11pm

re: #835 rawmuse

Sounds like those first drum machines that had a "shufflelize" button on them.
It would turn whatever you programmed in to a shuffle beat, with a Japanese flavor.

Right. Hell, I can make a 20 casio keyboard sound like a small band. Too bad I couldn't stand sales, cause I probably would own a music store now. I was able to demo the hell out of those machines.

And all the popular stuff, polkas, spanish, movie themes, hell, I sounded like a Audrey Hepburn movie.

847 MandyManners  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:51:51pm

I either get in the bed now or fall asleep at my desk.

Good night, Lizards!

848 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:52:08pm

re: #838 NY Nana

I enjoy reading her from time to time, because no one cuts deep on the liberals like she does. But when she does that over the top thing it's like a fart in church.

Or temple, as it were. :)

849 Bumr50  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:52:20pm

re: #836 jcm

There's already an elementary school on Long Island

850 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:52:38pm

re: #843 Desert Dog

I remember you guys! I went to Ayatollah High, we kicked your butts bad in Football every year! We learned to stone people to death, harbor hatred in our hearts, judge other religions and people unworthy, and how to chant DEATH TO AMERICA every Friday. No chicks though...so that part was bad...

The chicks were there, just that the camo burkha cheerleader outfits made them hard to see.

851 Bumr50  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:52:39pm

re: #847 MandyManners

Desk! Desk! Desk!

852 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:52:52pm

re: #847 MandyManners
Good night Mandy - sleep well!

853 Sarge1984  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:53:29pm

Weet dreams, Miss Mandy

854 CapeCoddah  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:53:48pm

Night, Mandy!

855 jcm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:53:50pm

re: #849 Bumr50

There's already an elementary school on Long Island

I saw that, now one in my neck of the woods.

I'd think they might to wait to see how he turns out.

856 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:53:57pm

I just got that little piano app for my iPhone. And the More Cowbell one.

857 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:53:58pm

Slrrp well, Mandy.

Damn, I wish that one caught on.

I doubt even the originator realizes he did it.

858 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:54:08pm

re: #842 Bumr50

I learned a couple of weeks back, just after Richard Wright passed, that the electronic organ heard on "Shine on You Crazy Diamond" was so vintage that it could only play one note at a time.

Do you know what organ it was? I don't know of any monophonic organs that were commercial. Even the Hammonds from the 30's were polyphonic.

859 wee fury  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:54:32pm

Here's a Happy Organ.

860 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:55:01pm

re: #836 jcm

Wow, Debbie Winskill is the only smart one on the school board apparently. With administrators like those on the school board it is no wonder kids don't get an education any more, only indoctrination.

861 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:55:05pm

re: #858 Walter L. Newton

Prolly a Moog.

862 Bumr50  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:55:16pm

re: #844 rawmuse

A Hammond I guess it was.

863 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:55:34pm

re: #859 wee fury

Here's a Happy Organ.

That sounds like a Vox Continental.

864 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:56:18pm

re: #856 rawmuse

I got Matchbox 20's "How Far" that I use as my alarm clock ringer. Just got sick of what Sprint offered for ringers.

And if you have Sprint, and wish to maybe download some cool stuff for alerts and alarms, don't bother. It's all hip-hop bullshit and supposed "pop" stuff no one has ever heard.

Do they think I don't listen to the radio?

865 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:56:30pm

re: #862 Bumr50

A Hammond I guess it was.

The only Hammond that was monophonic was the Hammond chord organ. I doubt it was that.

866 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:57:00pm

re: #864 Noam Sayin'

I make my own ringtones.

867 jcm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:57:05pm
868 NY Nana  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:57:07pm

re: #825 MandyManners

I love Carole King!

So do I. Here are more of her videos.

Enjoy!

869 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:57:26pm

re: #855 jcm
Nah, the one on Long Island had been named Ludlum
Elementary School - hell I'd a changed it to just about anything.
And it's about 80% Black 15% Hispanic and 5% "other" so ya gotta figure they'd go for Obama!

870 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:57:28pm

re: #847 MandyManners

G'nite, MM.

BTW, I've been told I look like Bruce Willis. Don't see it myself, but more than a few people have said so.

I owe Mr. Willis a debt of gratitude for making bald, white dudes attractive to the fairer sex. I am about this [...] close to shaving my dome, out of necessity.

871 bloodnok  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:58:05pm

re: #867 jcm

Making a Hammond sing...

Major upding.

872 Desert Dog  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:58:08pm

re: #858 Walter L. Newton

Do you know what organ it was? I don't know of any monophonic organs that were commercial. Even the Hammonds from the 30's were polyphonic.

This recording does not do it justice. There's a pizza joint near my house that has this incredible organ...the guys playing it are really good too. Definitely a polyphonic model if there ever was. (The pizza is so so, but the entertainment is awesome)

Wurlitzer in Mesa, AZ

873 slokat  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:58:09pm

re: #859 wee fury

Here's a Happy Organ.

I am glad that most of my organs do not show any signs of emotion, yet they keeping steadfastly working...

874 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:58:11pm

re: #863 Walter L. Newton

That sounds like a Vox Continental.

Wiki says it was recorded in 1959. No Vox then. I'm trying to find out what he was using. It's not a Hammond.

875 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:59:01pm

re: #874 Walter L. Newton

Sounded like a Farfisa.

876 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:59:21pm

re: #867 jcm
Ah yes, Booker T and the MG's! Great Band!

877 Bumr50  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:59:23pm

re: #865 Walter L. Newton

I'm wrong! It was a miniMoog! I'm trying to find a link.

878 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 8:59:51pm

re: #867 jcm

Making a Hammond sing...

He's not using the pedalboard. There is a bass player. I wonder if he knew how to use it?

879 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:00:06pm

re: #859 wee fury

Here's a Happy Organ.

Here's an Organ Donor.

Not gore, it's music.

880 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:00:08pm

re: #874 Walter L. Newton
You could have known it was a Continental by the spare diapaison hump on the back deck..

881 bloodnok  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:00:28pm

re: #874 Walter L. Newton

Wiki says it was recorded in 1959. No Vox then. I'm trying to find out what he was using. It's not a Hammond.

Perhaps a Farfisa?

882 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:00:44pm

re: #876 realwest

Ah yes, Booker T and the MG's! Great Band!

Booker lives near me. I see him every now and again.

883 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:00:55pm

re: #875 rawmuse

Sounded like a Farfisa.

Good call. Possible. Farfisa was made in Italy. Basically the same insides went into a the early Thomas organs here in the states.

884 x-wing  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:00:56pm

re: #867 jcm

Making a Hammond sing...

Man, it's like I'm at the roller rink all over again.

885 NY Nana  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:01:06pm

re: #827 x-wing

*Oy!* My ears, my ears! ;)

/Do their parents know that they are up so late?

886 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:01:13pm

re: #879 Slumbering Behemoth

Here's an Organ Donor.

Not gore, it's music.

Gee, Behemoth, was there supposed to be a link there or something?

887 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:01:16pm

re: #877 Bumr50

I'm wrong! It was a miniMoog! I'm trying to find a link.

Told ya. Moog.

888 Dustyvet  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:01:23pm

Wait till some twit comes up with the idea of renaming a major US Military base, Fort Obama...

889 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:01:41pm

re: #874 Walter L. Newton

Good ear just the same.

890 Bumr50  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:01:42pm

Here's where I saw it.

891 wee fury  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:01:57pm

re: #874 Walter L. Newton

Wiki says it was recorded in 1959. No Vox then. I'm trying to find out what he was using. It's not a Hammond.

Doug Moody, owner and producer of Clock Records, told us how this song came together:
"Dave lost his voice that Saturday morning and could not sing 'The Cat And The Dog.' The guys were restless and started jamming. Dave was at the piano and was doing a funky version of 'Shortnin' Bread.' Our engineer (owner of the studio) had one eye a rag top (which frequently slipped off) and yelled to Dave, 'Try the organ.' He went out and fired up the huge Hammond B3 in the corner. Dave could only play it in the key of C and we did one take of an instrumental. I lived with it all through the Christmas weekend and called it The Happy Organ.

892 Desert Dog  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:02:30pm

re: #878 Walter L. Newton

That is not just some run of the mill bassists, it's Donald "Duck" Dunn on the bass, man! The hottest rhythm section ever...Steve Cropper and Donald Dunn, two white guys that tore it up with Booker T and Otis Redding...the Memphis Sound, baby! I am only 45 and I know those guys when I hear them.

893 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:02:56pm

re: #890 Bumr50

Here's where I saw it.

Wow, of those 5, I own 4 of them. I don't have a B3.

894 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:02:56pm

re: #887 rawmuse

Told ya. Moog.

Well, that's not an organ. And yes, it is monophonic. And analog. And cool. I had one. In the 60's-70's I must of had every new keyboard that came out, at one time or another.

895 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:03:13pm

re: #889 Noam Sayin'

Good ear just the same.

Thanks.

896 Bumr50  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:04:17pm

re: #888 Dustyvet

More like an Obama Scout camp.

897 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:04:18pm

re: #866 rawmuse

I make my own ringtones.

I thought about doing that. But I'd have to dig up my old sheet music. I was thinking of taking the melody from "Concerto for Beer©."

898 bloodnok  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:04:58pm

re: #894 Walter L. Newton

Well, that's not an organ. And yes, it is monophonic. And analog. And cool. I had one. In the 60's-70's I must of had every new keyboard that came out, at one time or another.

With the patchboard or the MiniMoog? I'm very jealous. (If you say you had a Mellotron...)

899 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:05:15pm

re: #897 Noam Sayin'

I thought about doing that. But I'd have to dig up my old sheet music. I was thinking of taking the melody from "Concerto for Beer©."

AKA "Pull my Finger"

900 Bumr50  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:05:38pm

re: #894 Walter L. Newton

Synthesizer. Sorry.

901 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:06:14pm

re: #897 Noam Sayin'
Thass in B Flat, iznit?

902 x-wing  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:07:03pm

re: #885 NY Nana

*Oy!* My ears, my ears! ;)

/Do their parents know that they are up so late?

What? what did you say? Their carrots are on the plate?

/

903 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:07:05pm

re: #864 Noam Sayin'

I got Matchbox 20's "How Far" that I use as my alarm clock ringer. Just got sick of what Sprint offered for ringers.

And if you have Sprint, and wish to maybe download some cool stuff for alerts and alarms, don't bother. It's all hip-hop bullshit and supposed "pop" stuff no one has ever heard.

Do they think I don't listen to the radio?

I happen to like the song with the chorus,

But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell,
I know, right now, you can't tell;
But in a while you're going to think of me,
And how I used to be.
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired;
I know, right now, you don't care.

904 Killian Bundy  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:07:11pm

Big Twist & Mellow Fellows

/best Cabooze shows ever, besides, of course, Dr. Mambo's Combo

905 gmsc  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:07:23pm

re: #890 Bumr50

Here's where I saw it.

I love the Mellotron in Strawberry Fields Forever

906 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:07:34pm

Not knowing how many music geeks might be on this thread that could answer the "which organ is it" question by ear, I started to do some googling. Although of no immediate use, I thought y'all might enjoy this find.

Keyboards and a Summary of Early-Rock Instrumentation

907 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:07:58pm

re: #882 rawmuse
Really? That's sorta cool. He and the MG's didn't make a lot of dough with their own recordings but were the "back up band" or house band

In 1992, Bob Dylan asked them to again serve as house band, this time at the concert commemorating his thirty years in the music business. There, they backed up Dylan, Stevie Wonder, Johnny Cash, Eric Clapton, and even Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder. While there, Neil Young asked the group to back him up on his world tour the following year.

Also in 1992, Booker T. & The M.G.'s were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.[12]

In 1994, the group recorded its first album in 17 years, called That's The Way It Should Be. Steve Jordan was the featured drummer on most tracks.

In 1995, when the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame opened its museum in Cleveland, Ohio, the M.G.'s served as the house band for the opening ceremonies, playing behind Aretha Franklin, Sam Moore, John Fogerty, and Al Green, as well as performing themselves.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

908 wee fury  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:08:01pm

re: #891 wee fury

Should have clarified -- those are not my words -- quote came from here. Sorry and ashamed I am.

909 gmsc  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:08:17pm

re: #888 Dustyvet

Wait till some twit comes up with the idea of renaming a major US Military base, Fort Obama...

You mean the 0bama Civilian Security Force Base?

910 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:08:36pm

re: #893 rawmuse

Wow, of those 5, I own 4 of them. I don't have a B3.

I've had every one of them except the Mellotron. Had a Hammond XK3 up to a year ago, sold it since I don't gig anymore and it was really too kick-ass for the apartment. And I had a hughes kettner leslie simulator for it. It was no fun playing it if I couldn't crank it, so I downgraded to a mid-sized Yamaha. It's got all those gimmack voices and stuff, but it does a passable grand and tone generator style organ.

Gee, full circle on the organ stuff. I guess I could sell Yamaha's by the boatload.

911 jcm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:09:37pm

re: #878 Walter L. Newton

He's not using the pedalboard. There is a bass player. I wonder if he knew how to use it?

I think Booker Jones might have had a clue...

Booker T. Jones (born November 12, 1944) is a multi-instrumentalist, songwriter, record producer and arranger, best known for fronting the band, Booker T. and the MGs.

Born in South Memphis, Tennessee, Jones was a child prodigy, playing the oboe, saxophone, trombone, and piano at school and serving as organist at his church.

No matter, I like Booker T & the MGs, and don't have a musical background to critic methodology.

912 Dustyvet  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:09:54pm

re: #896 Bumr50

More like an Obama Scout camp.

Hello Mudder, Hello Fodder, here I am at Camp Obama...

913 JacksonTn  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:10:19pm

Good Evening Lizards ...and hatchlings

Just back tonight from visiting my accountant and he assures me I have picked the worst time to start a new business ...too late already started the build and sent papers to sec. of state ...could the economy get better before March?

Will it ever be safe to change my avatar?

914 revobob  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:10:54pm

Nite all- wheat dreams

915 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:11:22pm

re: #899 rawmuse

AKA "Pull my Finger"

I did have an parenthesized name for it, but I think that's how I remember it.

re: #901 revobob

Thass in B Flat, iznit?

I think I wrote it in D minor - the saddest of all keys.

Crap. Now I'm going to spend the weekend digging through my sheet music just to find that piece.

916 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:12:06pm

re: #906 Noam Sayin'

Not knowing how many music geeks might be on this thread that could answer the "which organ is it" question by ear, I started to do some googling. Although of no immediate use, I thought y'all might enjoy this find.

Keyboards and a Summary of Early-Rock Instrumentation

Nice doc, saved it. Thanks.

917 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:12:19pm

re: #903 Dianna

Unwell?

918 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:12:24pm

re: #910 Walter L. Newton
Hey Walter, are you old enough or have you heard any oldies by "Johnny and the Hurricanes"? They were BIG in the late 50's!

919 jcm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:12:39pm

re: #913 JacksonTn

Good Evening Lizards ...and hatchlings

Just back tonight from visiting my accountant and he assures me I have picked the worst time to start a new business ...too late already started the build and sent papers to sec. of state ...could the economy get better before March?

Will it ever be safe to change my avatar?

I joined a start up bringing a new tech to market just as the tech bubble burst, then just as we started to pick up the pieces 9/11. Fortunately we had understanding investors who thought the product had merit.

If you've got the product, and the wherewithal hang in there.

920 WestTexas  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:12:52pm

Welcome new hatchlings. It's impressive that this site can have a steady influx of newbies. I think it speaks to the quality of the blog. Thank you Charles.

921 bloodnok  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:12:54pm

re: #905 gmsc

I love the Mellotron in Strawberry Fields Forever

I'm a huge fan of the Mellotron. I found a free Mellotron emulator online that reproduces the sound through a MIDI keyboard. Sounds nice. It really nails the Strawberry Fields Forever flutes.

A Mellotron anthem Watcher of the Skies

922 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:13:27pm

re: #918 realwest

Hey Walter, are you old enough or have you heard any oldies by "Johnny and the Hurricanes"? They were BIG in the late 50's!

I'm old enough, but I don't recognize the name. I'm 55 (56 in Dec.).

923 Desert Dog  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:13:29pm

re: #913 JacksonTn

Good Evening Lizards ...and hatchlings

Just back tonight from visiting my accountant and he assures me I have picked the worst time to start a new business ...too late already started the build and sent papers to sec. of state ...could the economy get better before March?

Will it ever be safe to change my avatar?

Congratulations. As a fellow small business owner, I have a few suggestions: Load up on Maalox, Grecian Formula, and tissues (for your tears). Other than that, go out there and kick ass! My business is down, but we are not even close to being out...There's plenty of money to be made out there.

924 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:13:45pm

re: #910 Walter L. Newton

I am a bit of collector. I buy stuff and very seldom sell anything. I have a warehouse space that I rent with other collectors. The mellotron was the most unlikely instrument. You had to release the note, which was produced by making a spring loaded magnetic tape make contact with a head. The spring returned the tape back to its start position, then you could play it again. I have 3 racks of sounds, strings, vocal and flutes. The flute ones are like the ones on the Sgt. Pepper album. The string ones were on a bunch of Moody Blues cuts.

925 RememberSekhmet?  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:14:02pm

Well, as part of the preparations, I decided to call a friend from high school to see if he needs any more help before I'm no longer an employee.

Hey, imagine the face of Jamie Bamber, the body of a classical sculpture, but no hair. Yeah, I'll make sure he's helped.

926 gmsc  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:14:14pm

re: #912 Dustyvet

Hello Mudder, Hello Fodder, here I am at Camp Obama...

Though they promised milk and honey,
All they've done is spend our money . . .

927 Bumr50  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:14:52pm

Funny keyboardist in this clip. I free associated this song with organ.

928 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:15:01pm

re: #821 realwest

Sorry, buddy. I wasn't ignoring you. I fainted dead away when Mandy told me she looked just like Reese Witherspoon.

As far as Coulter goes, I could have sworn I heard a bit of her on Hannity's radio broadcast today - and that aired after the NYPost gossip column came out.

Rumor, I guess, at this point.

929 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:15:46pm

re: #913 JacksonTn
Whoa - what kinda business? Some businesses do well in an economic recession (it only becomes a depression a month or so after Obama is sword in!).

930 NY Nana  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:15:47pm

From a friend:

Life in the Australian Army...

Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland)

Dear Mum & Dad,

I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the farm - tell them to get in bloody quick
smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all yagotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No bloody cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack - nothin'! Ya haz gotta shave though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing!

At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew like wot Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock!

This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin' - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody possum's bum and it don't move and it's not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - it's a piece of piss! You don't even load your own cartridges they comes in little boxes and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!

Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster.

Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet,but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer.

I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is.


Your loving daughter,

Sheila

931 Desert Dog  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:15:55pm

re: #926 gmsc

Though they promised milk and honey,
All they've done is spend our money . . .

Yes, you will HOPE there is CHANGE left when camp is done.

932 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:15:55pm

re: #888 Dustyvet

Wait till some twit comes up with the idea of renaming a major US Military base, Fort Obama...

Naval Station Obama...BLECH!

933 Randall Gross  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:16:10pm

re: #906 Noam Sayin'

Not knowing how many music geeks might be on this thread that could answer the "which organ is it" question by ear, I started to do some googling. Although of no immediate use, I thought y'all might enjoy this find.

Keyboards and a Summary of Early-Rock Instrumentation

I'm good enough to tell the diff between a Farfisa organ and an electric clavinet, but not much else.

934 JacksonTn  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:16:20pm

re: #919 jcm

I joined a start up bringing a new tech to market just as the tech bubble burst, then just as we started to pick up the pieces 9/11. Fortunately we had understanding investors who thought the product had merit.

If you've got the product, and the wherewithal hang in there.

Thanks JCM ...the only thing in my favor is that I am not taking out a loan for anything but it is a new venture for me. First time outside of my farming and that makes me a little nervous. I guess I will just have to stay in town and work the business myself more than I had wanted to ...but I will give it all I got ...

I am hoping that now that Obama has been "advised" of the real business of being president instead of just campaigning he may come to his senses ...HOPE

935 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:16:21pm

re: #916 Walter L. Newton

Nice doc, saved it. Thanks.

I figured someone would want it.

Sometimes blogs are like a free innernets garage sale.

936 bloodnok  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:16:25pm

re: #924 rawmuse

I am a bit of collector. I buy stuff and very seldom sell anything. I have a warehouse space that I rent with other collectors. The mellotron was the most unlikely instrument. You had to release the note, which was produced by making a spring loaded magnetic tape make contact with a head. The spring returned the tape back to its start position, then you could play it again. I have 3 racks of sounds, strings, vocal and flutes. The flute ones are like the ones on the Sgt. Pepper album. The string ones were on a bunch of Moody Blues cuts.

What model is it? The 300? MKI or II?

937 Killian Bundy  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:16:59pm

You ani't [expletive deleted] in Jazz without a good tenor saxiphonist and horn section.

/Squib Cakes, ignore the mindless video

938 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:17:25pm

re: #930 NY Nana

Good one!

939 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:18:18pm

re: #906 Noam Sayin'
Hey Noam - for some reason I can't get the site you linked to to open - just goes to oup.com something or other, but otherwise just a blank page!

940 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:18:23pm

re: #924 rawmuse

I am a bit of collector. I buy stuff and very seldom sell anything. I have a warehouse space that I rent with other collectors. The mellotron was the most unlikely instrument. You had to release the note, which was produced by making a spring loaded magnetic tape make contact with a head. The spring returned the tape back to its start position, then you could play it again. I have 3 racks of sounds, strings, vocal and flutes. The flute ones are like the ones on the Sgt. Pepper album. The string ones were on a bunch of Moody Blues cuts.

Yea, I know the innards. We had one at the music store I worked at. I think the going price was about 3 grand.

I use to collect instruments, when I was making money and had the room. I was really big on the analog keyboards.

I have the Yamaha (64 keys), a Epiphone Les Paul make-believe model, an good accordion and about 40 harmonicas (harps and orchestral models). Enough stiff to keep me happy.

If you can find me a WASP synth, I kill for it.

941 Dustyvet  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:18:39pm

re: #926 gmsc

Though they promised milk and honey,
All they've done is spend our money . . .

942 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:18:46pm

re: #936 bloodnok

MkVI. in white.

943 NY Nana  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:19:15pm

re: #902 x-wing

What? what did you say? Their carrots are on the plate?

Louder, please...I can't hear you!

944 JacksonTn  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:19:22pm

re: #929 realwest

Whoa - what kinda business? Some businesses do well in an economic recession (it only becomes a depression a month or so after Obama is sword in!).

realwest ...food and beverages ...it is in a great location so the traffic is there ...I will just have to work my butt off ...and pray!

945 Last Mohican  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:20:07pm

The B3 is my favorite musical instrument. I wish I had one.

Here it is in the hands of one of its jazzier practitioners: fast, and swingin'.

Nowadays Joey DeFrancesco plays something called a Diversi organ.

946 Killian Bundy  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:20:10pm

re: #924 rawmuse

I am a bit of collector. I buy stuff and very seldom sell anything. I have a warehouse space that I rent with other collectors.

Settling your estate's going to be a chore.

/hope you have a good will, because informal probate could be a real bitch for your survivors

947 WestTexas  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:21:00pm

So, I'm not bragging or anything, but I bought two guns this last weekend. OK, I am bragging. :-) I bought a Stoeger 12 gauge pump action, and a Remington 700 30-06. I am a Very Proud Gun Owner. Yay.

948 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:21:24pm

re: #933 Thanos

I'm good enough to tell the diff between a Farfisa organ and an electric clavinet, but not much else.

He's on a Hammond B3, looks possibly chopped, size wise.

949 RememberSekhmet?  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:22:10pm

We've been going through a bit of a rough spot, and my husband was talking about pawning guns---I told him not to do it with the modern ones. I doubt we'd be allowed to have them back under an Obama Administration.

950 bloodnok  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:22:18pm

re: #942 rawmuse

MkVI. in white.

Ah, I think they play a white Mark VI in this video. King Crimson Easy Money

951 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:22:37pm

re: #946 Killian Bundy

Good advice, mate.

952 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:22:59pm

re: #917 Noam Sayin'

Unwell?

Yep!

953 gmsc  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:23:15pm

re: #941 Dustyvet

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

Here's another geeky favorite set to a classic tune.

954 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:23:54pm

re: #945 Last Mohican

The B3 is my favorite musical instrument. I wish I had one.

Here it is in the hands of one of its jazzier practitioners: fast, and swingin'.

Nowadays Joey DeFrancesco plays something called a Diversi organ.

Jimmy Smith was the king of the Hammond B3 (imo), and Joey took the crown next.

955 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:23:59pm

re: #922 Walter L. Newton
Well this was their "big hit" (actually it's on a CD of the top 100 Instrumentals of all time):
[Link: www.imeem.com...]

But it wasn't their best song - although it did go Gold before there was such a thing as Platinum - sold well over a million copies. We were HUNGRY for anything that resembled Rock and Roll in those days!

956 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:24:00pm

re: #950 bloodnok

Yes, that is it.

957 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:24:10pm

re: #933 Thanos

I'm good enough to tell the diff between a Farfisa organ and an electric clavinet, but not much else.

Now. I know a lot of people who can discern BB King from Albert King, and other such comparisons like that. But there are a few in this world who could listen to an unreleased track of, say, BB, and tell you with close proximity at least which album he was recording when he laid that track.

I could, to a certain extent, with Stevie Ray Vaughan once his label started churning out unreleased tracks. At least I could tell the tracks that John Hammond produced.

As for organs, well, that's an art form that will one day be lost, I fear. The digital "patches" these days are so good I have a hard time discerning from a keyboard and a horn section. Of course, I'm 45, and have a mild case of tinnitus, so that may be a factor.

958 Grrrl  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:24:31pm

After months of missing registration by thismuch, I finally made it in!

Ta da!

Of course, the first round is on me.

959 gmsc  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:24:59pm

re: #958 Grrrl

After months of missing registration by thismuch, I finally made it in!

Ta da!

Of course, the first round is on me.

Welcome! Thanks for that first round!

960 Last Mohican  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:25:05pm

For all you organ fanatics, here is a Diversi. I don't know what's in it, but it looks a lot easier to move around than a B3 or the smaller siblings thereof, and it sounds damned good.

961 NY Nana  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:25:26pm

re: #938 rawmuse

Thanks! I had a real Fresca™ spew on my monitor when I got the email. Now I have to get one to cause her to lose it! It's only fair. ;)

962 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:25:57pm

re: #955 realwest

Well this was their "big hit" (actually it's on a CD of the top 100 Instrumentals of all time):
[Link: www.imeem.com...]

But it wasn't their best song - although it did go Gold before there was such a thing as Platinum - sold well over a million copies. We were HUNGRY for anything that resembled Rock and Roll in those days!

I know that recording, didn't know the name of the group. Once again, possibly an early Farfisa organ.

963 Killian Bundy  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:26:01pm

re: #951 rawmuse

Good advice, mate.

/start with a complete inventory, photographs on CDs are a nice touch, estimated value is a bonus, also helps if they're insured and you ever have to submit a claim

964 Last Mohican  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:26:29pm

re: #958 Grrrl

Welcome! Awfully cute baby green lizard picture you have there.

965 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:27:15pm

re: #937 Killian Bundy

Nice one. Had to pause it while I put on headphones.

re: #939 realwest

It's a pdf, so it takes a while to load.

966 Dianna  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:27:15pm

Must walk dogs and head for bed.

Goodnight!

967 gmsc  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:28:21pm

United We Falter

Now that Obama has been elected President, we're told that the country is unified. Yet, when Bush was President, we were repeatedly told that the country had become dark, evil and divided. I talk to people every day who are furious and angry about the election of Obama; they can't believe the country has sunk so low as to endorse a leader opposed to freedom in so many areas. It's kind of like the days and weeks right after 9/11, for the half of the population who didn't drink the Obama Kool Aid.

So how united are we? It's not really an issue of united or divided. It's an issue of the Establishment approving of this new President -- because he's decisively collectivist and socialist -- and the Establishment disapproving of the last President, who was perceived as capitalist and anti-terrorist (when, in fact, he stood for almost nothing). The Establishment consists of academia; most of the government; all television news except for Fox News; the bulk of Internet blogs; and essentially all other media, newspapers and publications, with the dissenting (and soon to be outlawed) conservative talk radio as an unusual exception. The Establishment has its President, its Congress and (soon) its Supreme Court.

Almost half of the country didn't vote for Obama, and instead voted for one of the weaker candidates the Republican Party opposition has ever served up. A lot of people who opposed Obama stayed home in protest, disguising the weakness of his victory even more. There are probably even a few Democrats who quietly wonder if Obama has what it takes to avoid being another Jimmy Carter. There is less than enthusiastic support, even in Congress, for what the Establishment media hails as the "New New Deal," which so far consists of bailing out the American auto industry and turning it into a government-subsidized environmentalist "business." Will a bankrupt, government supported former car industry be Obama’s great legacy, and will Americans rally behind it like nothing ever seen before? Are battery operated cars that don't work to be the essence of "change" we can believe in? Then there's the hundreds of billions in proposed government spending. Spending for its own sake didn't stop the Great Depression, which continued through all of FDR's terms in office. Can we expect any better when Obama does the same?

No, I don't think America is all that united. The most stalwart opponents of liberty have won -- for now -- because there are no proponents of liberty, freedom and individual rights on the political scene. That's not "united." That's just plain sad.

968 jcm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:28:25pm

re: #958 Grrrl

After months of missing registration by thismuch, I finally made it in!

Ta da!

Of course, the first round is on me.

Welcome, Obsidian Stout, thank you very much.

969 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:28:47pm

I dug Richard "Groove" Holmes, back in the day, too.

970 quercus albus  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:28:58pm

re: #947 WestTexas

So, I'm not bragging or anything, but I bought two guns this last weekend. OK, I am bragging. :-) I bought a Stoeger 12 gauge pump action, and a Remington 700 30-06. I am a Very Proud Gun Owner. Yay.

WestTexas, and others, I'm a long-time lurker and have just started poking my nose out of my shell.

I'm a smaller person, but want to start building a gun collection (have none ). I've taken a training course at the range for handguns and felt pretty good as a start, but I thought a shotgun might make a better first purchase. Any advice?

971 gmsc  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:30:03pm

re: #970 quercus albus

WestTexas, and others, I'm a long-time lurker and have just started poking my nose out of my shell.

I'm a smaller person, but want to start building a gun collection (have none ). I've taken a training course at the range for handguns and felt pretty good as a start, but I thought a shotgun might make a better first purchase. Any advice?

Here in Vegas, I just saw an ad for the annual gun show. The last words heard in the ad are, "Buy now! Before a possible gun ban!"

972 Dustyvet  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:30:04pm

re: #970 quercus albus

WestTexas, and others, I'm a long-time lurker and have just started poking my nose out of my shell.

I'm a smaller person, but want to start building a gun collection (have none ). I've taken a training course at the range for handguns and felt pretty good as a start, but I thought a shotgun might make a better first purchase. Any advice?

105 MM Howitzer towed with be hive rounds...:)

973 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:30:06pm

re: #960 Last Mohican

For all you organ fanatics, here is a Diversi. I don't know what's in it, but it looks a lot easier to move around than a B3 or the smaller siblings thereof, and it sounds damned good.

Went to their website. Interesting, looks like a Hammond XK series. Even the cabinet. That's odd, because Joey was pitching the Hammond XK3 as the first digital Hammond that sounded good enough to mimic the older tone wheel Hammonds (like the B3).

I need to look into this. I wonder where the Diversi builders come from? Ex-Hammond-Suzuki folk I bet.

974 jcm  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:30:09pm

Gotta run,

Conference call with our India engineer group. This global economy can be a cast iron bitch at times.

975 BlueCanuck  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:30:10pm

re: #958 Grrrl

W000T!11! Lucky for you I am on the wagon, so I will have an Italian grandmother cappuccino. ;)

/I miss my old bar and old man cappuccino.

976 Bumr50  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:30:10pm

re: #958 Grrrl

Ahoyhoy!

I know the feeling. The waiting truly is the hardest part.

I just got on about three weeks ago.

And THAT'S a Rickenbacker.

977 quercus albus  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:30:26pm

Hey, Grrrl!

978 x-wing  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:30:26pm

re: #958 Grrrl

Hello Grrrl.. free round of beer whoo-hoo.

/ was beginning to wonder how long it took this batch of hatchlings to start typing.

979 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:32:26pm

re: #963 Killian Bundy

/start with a complete inventory, photographs on CDs are a nice touch, estimated value is a bonus, also helps if they're insured and you ever have to submit a claim

Yes, I have recently done so with a collection of 78s. I have a nice batch, about 223 of them. Bing, Louis Armstrong Hot 5, Paul Whiteman Orch., King Oliver, et al. They weigh a ton. RCA Victor. Original covers. Very good condition. They belonged to my Grandpa. These are not at my house, but in a climate controlled environment.

980 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:32:32pm

re: #944 JacksonTn
Well Mom tells me (she just turned 84) that during the Great Depression the businesses her Dad said did the best were the entertainment field and the inexpensive food places (diners we'd call 'em) so don't give up hope - unless you were planning on opening a ritzy, expensive place - they are gonna drop like flies soon.

981 WestTexas  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:32:39pm

re: #970 quercus albus

I have been shooting for twenty years, I am now twenty five. If you are new to the gun world, and you are looking to purchase a shotgun, I would suggest a 20 gauge or 410. They are lighter and easier to handle. Plus, if some moron is coming through a window or door it will definitely stop them.

982 quercus albus  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:33:12pm

re: #972 Dustyvet

Wow. I think that my mother-in-law has a few of those stashed under her bed. Maybe I can just borrow one for practice. Sounds like a plan. Thanks.
/

983 Bumr50  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:33:26pm

re: #974 jcm

C-ya! You just don't see cast iron like ya used to.

984 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:34:31pm

re: #976 Bumr50

Ahoyhoy!

I know the feeling. The waiting truly is the hardest part. I just got on about three weeks ago. And THAT'S a Rickenbacker.

Did I show you the Rick that I babysat for two days at the theatre where I work...

Image: McGuinn_concert_081109_152.jpg

Yep, that Roger McGuinn (Byrds) two weeks ago. I had all 3 of his custom guitars in my grubby little paws.

985 Bumr50  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:34:51pm

re: #980 realwest

I've stated here before that I work for Long John's. We are BOOMING.

986 gmsc  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:35:12pm
987 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:35:40pm

re: #979 rawmuse

Yes, I have recently done so with a collection of 78s. I have a nice batch, about 223 of them. Bing, Louis Armstrong Hot 5, Paul Whiteman Orch., King Oliver, et al. They weigh a ton. RCA Victor. Original covers. Very good condition. They belonged to my Grandpa. These are not at my house, but in a climate controlled environment.

Gosh Raw, you sound like me, when I had the room (and the bucks). We seem to track close to each other on a lot of things.

988 Randall Gross  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:35:48pm

re: #957 Noam Sayin'

Now. I know a lot of people who can discern BB King from Albert King, and other such comparisons like that. But there are a few in this world who could listen to an unreleased track of, say, BB, and tell you with close proximity at least which album he was recording when he laid that track.

I could, to a certain extent, with Stevie Ray Vaughan once his label started churning out unreleased tracks. At least I could tell the tracks that John Hammond produced.

As for organs, well, that's an art form that will one day be lost, I fear. The digital "patches" these days are so good I have a hard time discerning from a keyboard and a horn section. Of course, I'm 45, and have a mild case of tinnitus, so that may be a factor.

I hear you, I used to be able to tell when I was hearing a wurlitzer electric piano and a fender 88, but no more, and who's to say it's not a patch on a synth anymore? It's amazing how far instruments have come, but still... there's a thing to be said for the physical analogue instrument vs. the logical...

989 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:36:32pm

re: #958 Grrrl
Hey Grrl - welcome aboard LGF! You've got some good karma going for you already! (that's the sum of the total "+" rankings after subtracting the "-" rankings that folks give all of your posts)!

990 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:36:47pm

re: #958 Grrrl


Of course, the first round is on me.

Nice opener, kid. Beam 'n' rocks, if you please.

*slosh, shlosh*

Criminy, I'm starting to slur in my sound effects. That will be my last one.

I used to make copies for the creator of a Grrrl 'zine back when I worked at Kinko's. We comped her a lot Partly 'cuz we liked her work, partly because she seldom paid.

Damn near the whole thing was hand-written.

991 WestTexas  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:36:54pm

re: #982 quercus albus

The other nice thing is that the 20 gauge does a fairly good job for smaller fowl. You won't have enough kick for duck or geese hunting, but that's only for completely crazy people anyhow. How big are you if you don't mind me asking?

992 Bumr50  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:37:10pm

re: #984 Walter L. Newton

I'm green with envy. And cheap tortellini. But mostly envy.

993 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:37:37pm

A friend of mine has the Gretsch drum set on which Stevie Wonder recorded "Superstition". According to him Stevie played the drums and sang the song first, then recorded all the other parts. So, he had no pitch reference on the first pass.

994 quercus albus  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:37:42pm

re: #981 WestTexas

Thanks. I'm headed out to the stores tomorrow to have a look-see. I've heard of the 20 gauge (and 12, etc.) but not the .410. Is that for birds? Would it stop an intruder?

995 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:37:52pm

re: #991 WestTexas

The other nice thing is that the 20 gauge does a fairly good job for smaller fowl. You won't have enough kick for duck or geese hunting, but that's only for completely crazy people anyhow. How big are you if you don't mind me asking?

Interesting open thread. We're talking about...

Guns and Organs

That would make a good name for a group.

996 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:38:24pm

re: #962 Walter L. Newton
Well if you know that recording, you know what I mean when I said that in those early days of Rock and Roll we were hungry (read desperate!) for Rock and Roll - that's how I got my first job in a band!

997 JacksonTn  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:38:30pm

re: #980 realwest

Well Mom tells me (she just turned 84) that during the Great Depression the businesses her Dad said did the best were the entertainment field and the inexpensive food places (diners we'd call 'em) so don't give up hope - unless you were planning on opening a ritzy, expensive place - they are gonna drop like flies soon.

realwest ...I don't think we could do "ritzy" if we tried ...I will be using many products from my farms so that might help out ...I will have local talent and don't really expect to make a killing ...just wanted something to do in the city when I want to get away from the farm ...I have been in the city most of the time in the past few months and I am really liking the convenience but I still like to go back home and get back to nature and the fields ...

998 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:39:28pm

re: #988 Thanos

I like to think, that when I'm hearing a horn section, at least four horn players are getting paid, preferably six or more.

999 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:39:47pm

re: #965 Noam Sayin'
Yeah, thanks buddy - it finally loaded for me - I've bookmarked it to read later!

1000 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:40:13pm

re: #992 Bumr50

I'm green with envy. And cheap tortellini. But mostly envy.

I was surprised he just let me lock them away at the theatre. He did two shows, a Sunday afternoon and the next day, Monday evening. He was staying at the hotel right across the street, and he had a handler who could have carried the axes for him. but the only one he took with him was his twelve string.

He left the Rick electric 12 string (360/12), his seven string and his banjo.

1001 DesertSage  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:40:19pm

Cheesy Poofs!

1002 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:40:20pm

re: #966 Dianna
Good night Dianna - sleep well!

1003 quercus albus  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:40:27pm

re: #991 WestTexas

Average size female. I'm pretty strong. All of my jobs have had some consistent heavy lifting, and my shoulders are broad.

Wow. You started shooting at 5? How did you start? What did you start with?

1004 WestTexas  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:40:41pm

re: #994 quercus albus

Yeah the .410 will, but it's not the greatest for hunting. I'm not sure if you want to hunt, but it is always nice to have the option. If you wanna go a little bigger, but you don't want as much kick. You can always buy the gas loaded semi-auto. It cost more, but it takes quite a bit of the kick out, and gives you an impressive rate of fire.

1005 Bumr50  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:40:57pm

re: #994 quercus albus

I've only ever used a .410 for blackbirds in the corn, but it definitely could leave a fatal welt.

I've FIRED but don't own a bolt action ten gauge, and now years later wonder if more than one manufacturer made them. So if anyone knows..?

1006 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:41:00pm

re: #996 realwest

Well if you know that recording, you know what I mean when I said that in those early days of Rock and Roll we were hungry (read desperate!) for Rock and Roll - that's how I got my first job in a band!

What did you play?

1007 x-wing  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:41:30pm

re: #994 quercus albus

The .410 is a good gun for smaller birds ans animals, and they are only single shot. The 20 ga or bigger is what you're looking for.

1008 JacksonTn  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:42:09pm

My parents use to listen to this ...I love this video cuz it reminds me of my parents seeing all the people in the audience...they use to fix martinis and manhattans and listen to jazz in the front room ...

1009 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:42:16pm

re: #987 Walter L. Newton

I dig history, and especially music history. You know those little sheet music arrangements (they called them "stocks") the ones that were smaller than standard letter size? I have cases of those, bought from widows, etc. They have cigarette ads them, and ads for speed reading courses. Hysterical.

1010 sngnsgt  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:43:27pm

Speaking of organs, my Father grew up with Tommy Johnson. I first met him when I was around 10, this guy is a monster on the keys.

1011 WestTexas  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:43:32pm

re: #1003 quercus albus

OK, well I just bought a shotgun for my girlfriend. I bought her the 20 gauge gas loaded semi-auto. It will definitely stop someone in their tracks. If you do buy a shotgun for home defense they also have very basic home defense shotguns. They are typically 12 guage with a short barrel. If you are buying for the home go with the 2 3/4 in #8 load shells. They spread the most.

1012 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:44:50pm

re: #999 realwest

Yeah, thanks buddy - it finally loaded for me - I've bookmarked it to read later!

I didn't know you were a music geek, real. Well, you're just a frickin' everyman, aren't you?

1013 dammad  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:45:08pm

Excuse my rambling; but I need to vent about a few things. Number one...a not yet President Elect who stands before a lectern with a poster that says "the office of the President Elect". Number two. Al Franken about to steal the election in Minnesota. Number three. My 401k money and 529 college money is just about gone; and the Government now has a bunch of money they are giving to Banks, the Auto Industry, Wall Street, and others in line. Number Four. Living in the state of Illinois, and Cook County, where sales tax is now 10.25%, the highest in the country, and they think it may not be enough. Number five. Property taxes are now unaffordable, and were based on the inflated price of the worth of my home two years ago. Homeowners are now paying 5,000 on up to 25,000 or more in property taxes in my hometown. Number six. I am sick of hearing about Obama, Obama, Obama. And last but not least, the media sucks. Back to Obama, Obama, Obama. Yuck.

1014 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:45:47pm

re: #1009 rawmuse

I dig history, and especially music history. You know those little sheet music arrangements (they called them "stocks") the ones that were smaller than standard letter size? I have cases of those, bought from widows, etc. They have cigarette ads them, and ads for speed reading courses. Hysterical.

I've never heard of them. All my musical training (studied) was from 9 years of accordion lessons. In 1970, switched to a Thomas spinet organ, started a band, and a year later, purchased a combo organ. I played almost every weekend (in some band or another) until 1982. I haven't gigged since then. Even though I was doing off and on theatre stuff since I was 14, the theatre stuff got busier in 1983 and I dropped trying to play around.

Like I said above, just play for my own pleasure now.

1015 WestTexas  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:46:02pm

re: #1005 Bumr50

Well as far as I know, nobody manufactures them anymore. The only one I have ever fired was a over-under double barrel, and you could shot one or two at a time. It had more kick than I was willing to handle.

1016 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:46:11pm

re: #1001 DesertSage

Cheesy Poofs!

I dont' think the Cheesy Poofs segment of this thread starts for another 10 minutes.

Go out on the deck and have a smoke with Walter and we'll give you your cue.

1017 DesertSage  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:46:21pm
1018 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:46:21pm

re: #967 gmsc
Interesting article but this

So how united are we? It's not really an issue of united or divided. It's an issue of the Establishment approving of this new President -- because he's decisively collectivist and socialist -- and the Establishment disapproving of the last President, who was perceived as capitalist and anti-terrorist (when, in fact, he stood for almost nothing).


just slays me.
Bush took the GWoT to the terrorists. He beat the crap out of 'em in Afgahnistan (the country many armchair and real former generals said we couldn't win in cause the Might Soviet Union couldn't win there in ten years; so we took 'em in what - 9 weeks after 9/11?). He's won victory in Iraq - despite some doubters and formed another ME democracy - fledgling though it may be and, most importantly of all, there have been no more 9/11 on George W. Bush's watch.
I'll always be greatful to him for those things, at the least.

1019 quercus albus  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:47:10pm

re: #1007 x-wing

Bigger meaning...smaller? (410, 20, 16, 12, 10)
#'s decrease->
Size increase -->

Is that right?

I've only been dove hunting once. Those birds were very safe in my corner of the field. Of course, I was sort of cheering for them (the birds) to make it. The prospect of being able to put game on the table, yes, that would be nice.

1020 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:48:03pm

re: #1013 dammad

That all sucks. On the other hand, you are breathing, and are above the turf, and you have lots of company.

1021 WestTexas  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:48:33pm

re: #1003 quercus albus

Well my granddad took me out and gave me a Remington .22 semi-auto. It was a model produced in the late seventies and was mostly made of a polymer. The action and barrel were the only metal on the gun. It was light weight and accurate beyond imagination. Loads of fun. Wish I still had it, but...

1022 gmsc  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:48:58pm

re: #1017 DesertSage

Noam and Killian at the bar last weekend.

Quick! Somebody alert bertisevil.tv!

1023 JacksonTn  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:49:01pm

re: #1013 dammad

Excuse my rambling; but I need to vent about a few things. Number one...a not yet President Elect who stands before a lectern with a poster that says "the office of the President Elect". Number two. Al Franken about to steal the election in Minnesota. Number three. My 401k money and 529 college money is just about gone; and the Government now has a bunch of money they are giving to Banks, the Auto Industry, Wall Street, and others in line. Number Four. Living in the state of Illinois, and Cook County, where sales tax is now 10.25%, the highest in the country, and they think it may not be enough. Number five. Property taxes are now unaffordable, and were based on the inflated price of the worth of my home two years ago. Homeowners are now paying 5,000 on up to 25,000 or more in property taxes in my hometown. Number six. I am sick of hearing about Obama, Obama, Obama. And last but not least, the media sucks. Back to Obama, Obama, Obama. Yuck.

I have stopped watching the news ...that helps

1024 BlueCanuck  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:49:02pm

re: #1016 Noam Sayin'

Any time is cheesy poofs time. I mean, what would you eat at other times?

/yeah, me a foodie, with an addiction to junk food.

1025 quercus albus  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:50:08pm

re: #1011 WestTexas

OK, well I just bought a shotgun for my girlfriend. I bought her the 20 gauge gas loaded semi-auto. It will definitely stop someone in their tracks. If you do buy a shotgun for home defense they also have very basic home defense shotguns. They are typically 12 guage with a short barrel. If you are buying for the home go with the 2 3/4 in #8 load shells. They spread the most.

Thanks. I will take this info with me tomorrow. I appreciate your help.

Going to bed now! See y'all on the flip side.

1026 Bumr50  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:50:17pm

My first recollection of hearing organ was Joe Jackson's Steppin' Out.
My Dad bought me the record when I was 5 or 6. (it was new)

Joe plays piano and organ on it I think.

I like this lounge version.

1027 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:50:30pm

re: #984 Walter L. Newton
Yup, you did show us that photo and I remarked at the time that his Rickenbacker was really sweet looking!

1028 BlueCanuck  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:50:31pm

re: #1022 gmsc

Love that website. Stumbled across it back in 2000 or so. :)

1029 NY Nana  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:50:59pm

re: #1017 DesertSage

Sage?

Shhh, you weren't supposed to post that! ;)

1030 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:51:00pm

re: #1013 dammad

Really dude. It could be worst. And I agree with every point you make. But there's not a hell of a whole lot we can do right now. Best if you find what makes you feel good, stick to it, and keep your eye on the homestead.

Family, real friends and community is more important now than ever.

1031 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:51:07pm

re: #1017 DesertSage

He never touches the stuff, but he loves lighting the bong.

1032 x-wing  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:51:10pm

re: #1019 quercus albus


Yeah. Do you have any friends that have shot guns you could try out?

Just remember humans are a tad bigger and slower than birds. Aim for the doorway and you'll hit them somewhere.

1033 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:51:32pm

re: #1027 realwest

Yup, you did show us that photo and I remarked at the time that his Rickenbacker was really sweet looking!

I asked you "what did you play" in your band?

1034 WestTexas  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:52:19pm

re: #1019 quercus albus

Yeah, the lower the number the bigger the gun. At least with shotguns. I love quail and dove hunting. Hardest part is when they don't die right off. We would have to break their poor little necks. I hate that part. :-( The best meal I've ever had is quail breast. You take two of them put a jalapeno between them, wrap 'em in bacon and bar-b-que.

1035 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:53:30pm

re: #991 WestTexas
And if you get a pump 20, that click-clak sound of a round being chambered sounds a lot like a 12 gauge pump - nice sound to let wanna be home intruders hear, ya know?!

1036 Bumr50  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:53:56pm

re: #1031 Noam Sayin'

I also remember one day my Dad telling me as serious as could be that he had found my "bung."
There was further hell to pay after the inevitable hilarious outburst.

1037 gmsc  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:54:07pm

"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore."
-Comment on Marketwatch

1038 Killian Bundy  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:54:24pm

Gee, some dick on Hannitty and soon to be gone Skeletor is saying that Norm's lead has dwindled by 43 votes and that Franken will win. That's not what the current count that the Minneaplois Red Star & Tribune, the paper of record, has been reporting, which has Norm's margin increasing each and every day for the last three days.

Senate recount: Lost, found, challenged

With 82 percent of ballots cast recounted by Tuesday evening and the number of challenged ballots climbing past 3,600, Coleman's lead over Franken stood at 231 votes, according to a Star Tribune compilation of results reported to Ritchie's office and gathered by the newspaper. That figure represented a gain for Coleman from Monday, and put him 16 votes above the margin he held at the start of the recount.

/read the rest, because the real drama starts tomorrow

1039 JacksonTn  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:54:41pm

re: #1037 gmsc

"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore."
-Comment on Marketwatch

That's a good one ...

1040 Bumr50  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:55:15pm

Big drive tomorrow. Time to settle in. Night all!

1041 quercus albus  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:55:34pm

re: #971 gmsc

Hey, gmsc. Sorry. I missed your post. Yes, I believe Teh One is as moderate as Mao, Jim Jones and a few others. His true colors will show. I believe his will go a gun grabbin'. Or try to legislate them into oblivion. That's why I'm looking.

Okay. Really going to bed, now.

G'night, all.

1042 WestTexas  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:55:39pm

re: #1035 realwest

Lol, yeah. When I was looking at the guns the salesman was wanting to know what I wanted it for. I told him mainly home defense, cause I just don't have the time to hunt much. He pulled down the Stoeger I bought and cocked it. Said that it was a universal sound for "Get the hell off my porch". Lol, sold it to me right there.

1043 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:55:51pm

re: #997 JacksonTn
Well I have a friend in Manhattan who used to lease out the space for the Farmer's market on the West Side and he's told me - about a month or so ago, that folks are buying stuff from that Farmer's Market like crazy.
In any event, I surely do wish you a lot of luck!

1044 x-wing  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:56:35pm

re: #1035 realwest

Soiled pants without dirtying the barrel. hh-rah.

/and yes dirtying is a word...I think

1045 Killian Bundy  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:57:29pm

re: #1031 Noam Sayin'

He never touches the stuff, but he loves lighting the bong.

/yeah, I was about to mention that I was the one one the right

1046 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:57:32pm

re: #1019 quercus albus

.410 is not a gauge, but a caliber.

Dammit. Now the right-wing, knuckle-draggin', gun-nut segment is coming in too early.

See what happens when you don't pay attention to your cues, Sage?

1047 JacksonTn  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:58:08pm

re: #1043 realwest

Well I have a friend in Manhattan who used to lease out the space for the Farmer's market on the West Side and he's told me - about a month or so ago, that folks are buying stuff from that Farmer's Market like crazy.
In any event, I surely do wish you a lot of luck!

Yeah, you are right about that ...I have my stuff in a few farmers markets around the country ...I do research at farmers markets so I can tell what homeowners are interested in and then plant for more commercial markets ...I have seen a huge increase in people buying at markets in the past year ...

1048 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:58:21pm

re: #1006 Walter L. Newton
Well, using the word "play" fairly loosley, I played rhythm guitar and sang haromies. I was a much better harmony singer than guitar player!

1049 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:59:11pm

re: #1036 Bumr50

I also remember one day my Dad telling me as serious as could be that he had found my "bung."
There was further hell to pay after the inevitable hilarious outburst.

Never say "bung" to a stoner.

Or "broom" for that matter.

1050 WestTexas  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:59:26pm

re: #1046 Noam Sayin'

I'm sorry, my fault. Started it by bragging about my newest gun purchase.

1051 NY Nana  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 9:59:34pm

re: #1038 Killian Bundy

Gee, some dick on Hannitty and soon to be gone Skeletor is saying that Norm's lead has dwindled by 43 votes and that Franken will win. That's not what the current count that the Minneaplois Red Star & Tribune, the paper of record, has been reporting, which has Norm's margin increasing each and every day for the last three days.

Saw him, and he was smirking, the a*hole. I would just love to see his face when Sen. Coleman wins.

Is it true that the recount could take another month?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

1052 RubyTuesday  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:00:01pm

re: #554 yah
Sunflower seeds (in the shell) saved my sanity when I quit smoking 20 years ago. And "smoking" a drinking straw, one end pinched shut to sorta simulate the draw. Quitting was the hardest thing I ever did.

1053 TheMatrix31  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:00:08pm

re: #836 jcm

He hasn't done diddle squat yet...

Could there soon be a Barack Hussein Obama Middle School in Tacoma?


Yep, I'm a proud graduate of Jimmy Carter High. I had GPA of 12.0 out of 4.0, never won a game, and have an abiding attraction for thugocracies, it was a great education.
/

William Ayers High School.

Sounds like the setting for the equivelent to "Saved By The Bell" in Mother Russia.

1054 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:01:26pm

re: #1048 realwest

Well, using the word "play" fairly loosley, I played rhythm guitar and sang haromies. I was a much better harmony singer than guitar player!

Hey, you sang, you played, that's all that counts. You did something that a lot of people would love to do, and for one reason or another, haven't. You got them beat on that. Good for you. And it's something that no one can take away from you.

You would know, it's a completely unique experience when you are playing with other musicians. Nothing compares.

1055 dammad  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:01:47pm

re: #1030 Walter L. Newton

Yeah - thanks. As I said, just needed to vent. Trying to stay positive but I feel like the world is nuttier than ever.

1056 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:02:22pm

re: #1035 realwest

And if you get a pump 20, that click-clak sound of a round being chambered sounds a lot like a 12 gauge pump - nice sound to let wanna be home intruders hear, ya know?!

As someone here once said, "It's like Esperanto."

Classic quote, and if I ever remember who said it, will gladly credit that individual.

1057 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:02:41pm

re: #1012 Noam Sayin'
Well hell Noam - of course I'm a music geek - though mostly listening type, not playing type.
I was coming along pretty well on guitar until I saw Cream in concert. Put the guitar away for several years after that!
I know that you don't think much of Eric Clapton (though I do) but he was the first picker I ever SAW actually make the sounds in his head come out simulataneously on the guitar. I knew I didn't have the talent to ever do that! I can still pick his playing out from a whole buncha pickers.

1058 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:03:23pm

re: #1055 dammad

Yeah - thanks. As I said, just needed to vent. Trying to stay positive but I feel like the world is nuttier than ever.

Well, it is, but you don't have to be.

1059 gmsc  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:03:38pm

re: #1038 Killian Bundy

Gee, some dick on Hannitty and soon to be gone Skeletor is saying that Norm's lead has dwindled by 43 votes and that Franken will win. That's not what the current count that the Minneaplois Red Star & Tribune, the paper of record, has been reporting, which has Norm's margin increasing each and every day for the last three days.

Senate recount: Lost, found, challenged

/read the rest, because the real drama starts tomorrow

Minnesota, land of tall tales:

• Paul Bunyan
• Babe, the Blue Ox
• Al Franken's mysteriously re-discovered ballots

1060 JacksonTn  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:03:44pm

re: #1038 Killian Bundy

Gee, some dick on Hannitty and soon to be gone Skeletor is saying that Norm's lead has dwindled by 43 votes and that Franken will win. That's not what the current count that the Minneaplois Red Star & Tribune, the paper of record, has been reporting, which has Norm's margin increasing each and every day for the last three days.

Senate recount: Lost, found, challenged

/read the rest, because the real drama starts tomorrow

Was it that Bob Beckel guy ...the one that got caught with a hooker ...I cannot stand him ...I have not watched H&C for a few weeks now ...

1061 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:04:44pm

re: #1017 DesertSage
Hey Sage - looks like Noam and Kilian were having a fine ole time!
How are you doing my friend?

1062 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:04:48pm

re: #1050 WestTexas

I'm sorry, my fault. Started it by bragging about my newest gun purchase.

Sage's fault. He blew your cues.

So waddja get? Stoegger, sure. But it's customary to link...

1063 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:05:19pm

re: #1059 gmsc

Minnesota, land of tall tales:

• Paul Bunyan
• Babe, the Blue Ox
• Al Franken's mysteriously re-discovered ballots

Yes, Minnesota, where the men are men, the woman are men and the children are really confused.

1064 Killian Bundy  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:05:27pm

re: #1051 NY Nana

Is it true that the recount could take another month?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Yep.

/they're going to fight over challenged votes, rejected (by State law) absentee ballots, and I don't see Franken's assholes doing the decent thing when they lose, without first dragging this up and down the State and Federal courts

1065 BlueCanuck  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:06:06pm

re: #1063 Walter L. Newton

Heh, my favorite addendum is, and where sheep are nervous.

1066 gmsc  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:06:10pm

re: #1063 Walter L. Newton

Yes, Minnesota, where the men are men, the woman are men and the children are really confused.

...but at least they're all above average!

1067 WestTexas  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:07:00pm

re: #1062 Noam Sayin'

Ok give me a minute. Never linked here before, I'll try to find it.

1068 WestTexas  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:08:48pm
1069 Karridine  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:10:12pm

re: #967 gmsc

Obama's been elected, Part 1, but he's got a LONG WAY TO GO, GMSC! He just might not make it, in fact...

1070 WestTexas  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:10:37pm

It's the black synthetic with a 28" barrel. I love it. Picked it up for 200+ tax, and 500 rounds. Just to be sure.

1071 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:10:55pm

re: #1066 gmsc

...but at least they're all above average!

A comedian friend of mine use to say in his routine, about Minnesota.

"They came from a place that was cold only to settle in a place that was fucking colder, that made a lot of sense"

and

"The reason the speak in such a clipped fashion is they are always clicking their teeth real fast to keep warm"

1072 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:11:41pm

re: #1057 realwest

I know that you don't think much of Eric Clapton (though I do) but he was the first picker I ever SAW actually make the sounds in his head come out simulataneously on the guitar.

Leo Kottke ruined it for me.

Sometimes I think geeks like him just try to make music the hard way.

Last link is a friend of mine.

1073 Desert Dog  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:11:44pm

re: #1068 WestTexas

Your text to link...

Should got one of these! Not legal for hunting, I would imagine.

1074 JacksonTn  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:12:13pm

re: #1068 WestTexas

Your text to link...

If you drop that while hunting ...you will never find it...

/never seen a guy wrapped like that before

1075 gmsc  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:12:31pm

While I'm thinking about Minnesota and Paul Bunyan, here's an online version if the Paul Bunyan tale, complete with the illustrations I remember!

1076 Karridine  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:12:32pm

re: #1003 quercus albus

I thunk Albus was supposed to be Alba?

Oaky-doakie! :D

1077 tradewind  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:12:37pm

re: #132 Charles

(Charles, the MN ballot that one of the networks chose to use as an example of a 'possibly suspicious' one was filled out by a voter who signed it ' Lizard People'.
Not a joke).
So reassuring to see that the moonbats are still flying full speed in MI...
[Link: www.freep.com...]

1078 DesertSage  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:13:02pm

I got the invitation months ago, although I never did attend the wedding.

I did get a picture of the happy couple on their wedding day...and now I know what dad was talking about.

1079 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:13:14pm

re: #1054 Walter L. Newton
"it's a completely unique experience when you are playing with other musicians. Nothing compares."
This is spot on. Especially when everyone plays what and how they're supposed to. But most folks don't know that any kind of ensemble music work is just that: WORK. Course, we were fairly young, but we rehearsed every day and there were moments, albeit not many, when we'd finished a song and the hair just sorta stood up on our heads - truly exhilarating experience.

1080 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:14:41pm

re: #1063 Walter L. Newton

Yes, Minnesota, where the men are men, the woman are men and the children are really confused.

Ahem. You're apparently unfamiliar with Minnesota Women.

Hat tip: Jammie

There are women all over the place like this.

1081 WestTexas  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:14:46pm

re: #1073 Desert Dog

Good Lawd, that thing is viscous. I would love to have one of those. Brings new meaning to the phrase "Street Sweeper".

1082 Killian Bundy  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:15:00pm

re: #1060 JacksonTn

Was it that Bob Beckel guy ...the one that got caught with a hooker ...I cannot stand him ...I have not watched H&C for a few weeks now ...

/no, it was another trundled out Bonkey douche bag, Bob was maybe too drunk for the TV

1083 pat  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:15:55pm

re: #1057 realwest

I saw that. LOL. Frampton killed the sport.

1084 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:15:55pm

re: #1063 Walter L. Newton
ROTFLMAO!

1085 JacksonTn  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:16:48pm

re: #1078 DesertSage

I got the invitation months ago, although I never did attend the wedding.

I did get a picture of the happy couple on their wedding day...and now I know what dad was talking about.

Wow ...I just gotta ask ...where do you find stuff like that? I mean what do you search ...my jaw dropped ...I wonder how the proud papa felt walking her down the aisle ...

1086 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:16:59pm

re: #1079 realwest

When it is good it is very good. When it is bad, it is at least amusing.
The amazing thing about music is that you can screw it up and nothing dies.
Except your career.

1087 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:18:39pm

re: #1080 Noam Sayin'

Ahem. You're apparently unfamiliar with Minnesota Women.

Hat tip: Jammie

There are women all over the place like this.

Must be an import. I don't know what it is with the politics there. I know some people there, and I worked there back in the late 1980's for a month on a contract.

I was staying on Lake Minnetonka and all the people I met were strong pioneer type folks. Seemed conservative enough. I enjoyed the tough nature of all of them.

But then I see the stuff coming out of there all the time and I wonder if it's like some pod people, clones of the real Minnesotans.

1088 WestTexas  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:19:14pm

re: #1074 JacksonTn

Well I went with the black synthetic look. It's more ominous. :-)

1089 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:19:28pm

re: #1069 Karridine
Hey my friend! You know how much I dislike Obama and all the good reasons why.
But the fact is that he will be President of OUR nation, and frankly I do wish him the best of luck...for America's sake.

1090 x-wing  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:20:02pm

re: #1073 Desert Dog

Should got one of these! Not legal for hunting, I would imagine.

You have my attention. What are we looking at as far as a price tag?

1091 gmsc  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:20:24pm

re: #1080 Noam Sayin'

Ahem. You're apparently unfamiliar with Minnesota Women.

Hat tip: Jammie

There are women all over the place like this.

Those midwest farmer's daughter's really make you feel alright . . .

1092 BlueCanuck  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:21:18pm

re: #1078 DesertSage

Two bit tramp? Looks more like four or six.

/my god what was she thinking?

1093 Desert Dog  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:22:05pm

re: #1089 realwest

Hey my friend! You know how much I dislike Obama and all the good reasons why.
But the fact is that he will be President of OUR nation, and frankly I do wish him the best of luck...for America's sake.

He's looking more like Clinton, the Third Term, with all his appointments.

I am a little pissed at the guy about these daily news conferences with that stupid "Office of the President Elect" sign. I cannot recall a previous "President Elect" acting in this manner.

I give Obama one thing, he is about as arrogant as the come. He makes GWB look like a modest mouse.

1094 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:23:30pm

re: #1087 Walter L. Newton

re: #1091 gmsc

Did either of you recognize who that was?

Bet you'll be watching Fox 'n' Friends tomorrow morning when you figure it out.

G'night all.

And I'm telling you - there are women like that all over the place here.

And in winter - they're cold (big hint, here).

And in summer - they wear next to nothing because they lived through the winter.

1095 Desert Dog  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:23:37pm

re: #1092 BlueCanuck

Two bit tramp? Looks more like four or six.

/my god what was she thinking?

She should have worn something more appropriate, don't you think?

1096 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:24:18pm

re: #1072 Noam Sayin'
LOL! Yeah, first time I heard Leo Kottke was in a bar in Chicago (I was visiting my sister oh about 20 years or so ago) and I almost had the feeling that he was like possessed or something at times. Fine player - and so is your friend!

1097 DesertSage  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:24:20pm

re: #1085 JacksonTn

Wow ...I just gotta ask ...where do you find stuff like that? I mean what do you search ...my jaw dropped ...I wonder how the proud papa felt walking her down the aisle ...

I just find that stuff through my travels on this wonderful thing we call the interwebs.

:')

1098 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:24:25pm

G'night, all. I have to work in seven hours.

Happy thanksgiving to all who I won't greet on Thursday.

1099 NY Nana  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:24:31pm

re: #1064 Killian Bundy

they're going to fight over challenged votes, rejected (by State law) absentee ballots, and I don't see Franken's assholes doing the decent thing when they lose, without first dragging this up and down the State and Federal courts

Figures. Just as I thought The One would never make it to the Presidency, I also thought that Franken was a joke candidate, with not the chance of a snowball in hell of winning.

I have cousins in MN, and feel sorry for them if the worse happens, as I would for you and the other MN lizards...and this is from a New Yorker.../Look who we have representing us.

They ought to charge the cost of the recount to the Demonrat Party, like that would ever happen.

1100 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:25:11pm

Good Evening LGF
Messianic "Jews" - when is a Jew not a Jew?

If it swims like a duck can it still be a chicken?/

1101 Karridine  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:26:59pm

re: #1089 realwest

I understand and agree with what you're saying, IF Obama can answer the US Supreme Court Justice David Souter's Writ of Certiori by December 1, coming...

There is a media blackout on this, and the BLACKOUT is something we can take action to break, REAL!

1102 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:27:00pm

re: #1080 Noam Sayin'
Well, she's pretty, but could put on a few pounds for my taste!

1103 gmsc  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:27:34pm

re: #1100 Spare O'Lake

Good Evening LGF
Messianic "Jews" - when is a Jew not a Jew?

If it swims like a duck can it still be a chicken?/

If it floats like a duck, then it's made out of wood.

1104 infopimp  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:29:10pm

re: #1080 Noam Sayin'

Ahem. You're apparently unfamiliar with Minnesota Women.

Hat tip: Jammie

There are women all over the place like this.

Ya sure, you betcha!

/born and raised
//migrated to CA
///hard to think of moving back
///pass the lefsa

1105 DesertSage  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:29:33pm

re: #1080 Noam Sayin'

Ahem. You're apparently unfamiliar with Minnesota Women.

Hat tip: Jammie

There are women all over the place like this.

I'm kinda partial to Canadian women.

My mother was Canadian.

1106 gmsc  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:30:01pm

re: #1105 DesertSage

I'm kinda partial to Canadian women.

My mother was Canadian.

She was from Canadia?

1107 Desert Dog  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:30:11pm

re: #1105 DesertSage

I'm kinda partial to Canadian women.

My mother was Canadian.

Your Mom is HOT!

1108 BlueCanuck  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:30:56pm

re: #1105 DesertSage

Where in Canada was your mother from?

1109 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:30:58pm

re: #1086 rawmuse
Well, your career and when your 18 or so, your dreams, too!
But as we both said, when it's done right, it's truly an entrancing time.
Boy, if we coulda found a decent drummer we'd a had a really good bar band! But good drummers are REALLY hard to find.

1110 WestTexas  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:31:10pm

Ok folks, back to work for me. Happy Thanksgiving!

1111 DesertSage  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:31:37pm

re: #1106 gmsc

She was from Canadia?

My mother has passed on, I didn't want to say she "is" from Canada.

1112 BlueCanuck  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:31:39pm

re: #1106 gmsc

Don't make me break out the clue-by-four. . . .

1113 esch  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:32:10pm

re: #1105 DesertSage

I'm kinda partial to Canadian women.

My mother was Canadian.

My wife's Canadian and now Minnesotan. Best of both worlds!

1114 DesertSage  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:32:16pm

re: #1108 BlueCanuck

Where in Canada was your mother from?

Toronto.

1115 BlueCanuck  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:33:25pm

re: #1114 DesertSage

Heh, small world isn't it.

1116 DesertSage  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:34:20pm

re: #1115 BlueCanuck

Heh, small world isn't it.

Half of my family still lives there. Are you in Toronto?

1117 Racer X  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:35:01pm

Lakers!

1118 BlueCanuck  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:35:16pm

re: #1116 DesertSage

Yes I am, but chances of me knowing them would probably be small. Got a last name?

/I have known stranger things to happen.

1119 DesertSage  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:35:51pm

Oh shit, did the Lakers win again?

I totally forgot that there was a game tonight.

1120 DesertSage  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:37:08pm

re: #1118 BlueCanuck

Yes I am, but chances of me knowing them would probably be small. Got a last name?

/I have known stranger things to happen.

They live in North York. In the Jewish section...if there is one?

1121 Racer X  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:37:21pm

re: #1119 DesertSage

Oh shit, did the Lakers win again?

I totally forgot that there was a game tonight.

Blasted the Nets. Kobe had a shit night - didn't matter. Lakers are the deepest team in the NBA.

Yeah baby!

1122 gmsc  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:37:38pm

Lucy, The Purple Cow

Lucy, the Purple Cow, was a champion producer and furnished Paul [Bunyan]'s dairy products. She was contented so long as the grass was green, so in the winter Paul fitted her with green glasses to make the snow look like grass.

The year of the two winters it got so cold her milk turned to ice cream before it hit the pail. That was the winter Paul invented the double-deck ice cream cone.

1123 rawmuse  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:39:15pm

re: #1109 realwest

I know all kinds of drummers, most are very good. A few have even played with Ray Charles, who was capable of sending drummers away in tears. Then I know some rocker dudes, they hit the snare so hard snot comes out of MY nose, and I am five feet away. Give me a Mel Lewis type or a Billy Higgins any day.

1124 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:39:41pm

Night.

Going to girlfriends tomorrow morning for Thanksgiving, since she works Thursday.

Will be back Thursday morning to say happy turkey day to any Lizards online.

Enjoy the chatter tonight.

1125 BlueCanuck  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:42:29pm

re: #1120 DesertSage

Um, yeah. I know the area fairly well actually. Live right in the heart of the Orthodox section it seems like. Don't think I would know the family though.

/I'm just a goy

1126 Karridine  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:44:00pm

I will recognize Obama as America's president IF he is an American, and IF he completes the requirements as laid out in the Constitution!

IF Obama is elected (and there is MORE to the process in America!) THEN I will acknowledge him as president.

Until then, there IS something we can do about the media blackout on news of either of the lawsuits currently in court about Obama. Its no longer just Obama's citizenship that is questioned, there is this MSM clampdown on news that Americans have a right to hear, learn, know...

1127 BlueCanuck  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:45:30pm

Night Walter, weet dreams and see you later.

1128 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:46:35pm

re: #1123 rawmuse
Hell we'd a settled for a drummer who'd wait for his "solo" instead of "walking up to it" ya know?
Is it really so much to ask of a drummer that he and the bass player, ya know, sorta get along and play the same damn song every time out?! LOL!
Remember rawmuse - we were really young, just had our chops developing and playing in bars I wouldn't otherwise have gone into and you get to a certain part (me on Rhythm Guitar especially) where suddenly the timing just changed on ya? THAT'S the kind of pain in the ass drummers we had.
But we did have a lot of fun - and a lot of booze! And if I do say so myself, we had 3 part harmonies going that were really fine. Not quite CS&N fine, but fine.
Damn good times and memories!

1129 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:47:41pm

re: #1124 Walter L. Newton
Hey good night Walter - sleep well and enjoy yourself tomorrow!

1130 BlueCanuck  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:47:44pm

Moving to the new thread →

1131 realwest  Tue, Nov 25, 2008 10:49:20pm

Well all y'all - that's not moved to the new open thread, I'm going to sleep now. I do hope you all have a GREAT EVENING/EARLY MORNING and that I get the chance to see you down the road!

Good night, all.

1132 Yashmak  Wed, Nov 26, 2008 8:55:37am

A hearty "Welcome Aboard" to the new folks! Have a Happy Thanksgiving!

1133 Nonni  Wed, Nov 26, 2008 11:53:35am

ha ha I am so happy an honored :) I am an hatch-ling from Iceland.

1134 PepperBelly  Thu, Nov 27, 2008 7:49:05am

Looong time reader, first time poster. Very smart site! Thank you!


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 Frank says:

I think (Abbey Road is) the best engineered, best mastered rock and roll album ever produced...except that I take exception to stereo placement. -- From "Frank Zappa talks about Faves, Raves, and composers in their g raves" - some English publication, I think. (2 & 3 from the book, "The Lives and Times of Frank Zappa and the Mothers", some Brit thing again (got it at Blue Meanie Imports in San Diego fifteen years ago.)