Happy Thanksgiving Charles!

Happy Thanksgiving to all the American Lizards. Home and abroad.

Happy Thanksgiving to the reptilian community!

Happy Thanksgiving, Lizards!

Turkey Time! Yum, yum.

Can the Lions get in from the 1 with 52 seconds left?

Happy Thanksgiving to all the lizards!

I heard if you cook a turkey, breast side down; the breast meat will be moist and you won’t have to baste.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY!

re: #8 Silas

I heard if you cook a turkey, breast side down; the breast meat will be moist and you won’t have to baste.

But if the breast is down how do you get to second base?

Happy Thanksgiving LGF and fellow travelers your site has been the most important site in the regards to the Jihad/The war on Terror that I have followed for years and finally was able to become part of and for that I am thankful!

re: #10 Nevergiveup

But if the breast is down how do you get to second base?

If the breast is down, yer way past second base;>}

///

To heck with turkey, here in Dallas we shall be dining on Seahawk this evening.
White or red with that?

My house smells like turkey and my cats are hovering around the kitchen, meowing like they are starving waifs...

Happy Thanksgiving to all...I am very thankful for all I have

OK this is bizarre.

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

Russia is going to help Venezuela develop a nuclear power program? Come on, these guys have butt tons of oil and are a net oil exporter with no end in sight in their reserves. Why the heck would they need nuclear power?

Rosie O'Donnell gave NBC a real turkey.

The network's attempt to revive the primetime variety show failed to draw an audience Wednesday night, tying for the evening’s lowest-rated program.

[Link: www.thrfeed.com...]

For those of you who were unsure...There is a G-D in heaven!

re: #8 Silas

But at some point you have to turn the bird to get even roasting. Mrs. Muse roasts our turkey 3/4 time with breast side down, then for the remaining 1/4 time, breast up, so it gets to be a golden brown.

We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down. Man came in said, "All rise." We all stood up, and Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog. And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry, 'cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American blind justice, and there wasn't nothing he could do about it, and the judge wasn't going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us. And we was fined $50 and had to pick up the garbage in the snow,...

re: #11 Jaded

Welcome to the club, Jaded!

re: #15 JohnnyReb

OK this is bizarre.

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

Russia is going to help Venezuela develop a nuclear power program? Come on, these guys have butt tons of oil and are a net oil exporter with no end in sight in their reserves. Why the heck would they need nuclear power?

For the same bullshit reason the Iranians do I guess?

[Link: www.arlo.net...]

Iraq parliament gives OK

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- After months of tough negotiations and intense political wrangling, Iraqi lawmakers Thursday approved the U.S.-Iraqi security agreement, a pact that allows the presence of American troops in Iraq for three more years.

re: #15 JohnnyReb

OK this is bizarre.

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

Russia is going to help Venezuela develop a nuclear power program? Come on, these guys have butt tons of oil and are a net oil exporter with no end in sight in their reserves. Why the heck would they need nuclear power?

Hugo Chavez will be that countries undoing...what a pile of excrement that guy is...Venezuela should be a rich country right now, instead, it's just another Banana Republic with a tin-pot dictator asshole looting the place, crushing freedom and stunting the growth of a beautiful place.

re: #13 The Shadow Do

To heck with turkey, here in Dallas we shall be dining on Seahawk this evening.
White or red with that?

Amber... As in a nice fetching Ale... ;)

re: #17 OregonMuse

But at some point you have to turn the bird to get even roasting. Mrs. Muse roasts our turkey 3/4 time with breast side down, then for the remaining 1/4 time, breast up, so it gets to be a golden brown.

I have my turkey in the Orion cooker. Kind of a set it and forget it outdoor grill. Cooks a 10-15 pound turkey in 1 and 1/2 hours. No need for basting or anything else.

35 minutes ago my wife and 2 daughters ( and mother-in-law ) said it would be 5 minutes till we leave. Well they are still doing their hair. I guess we are leaving soon? Anyway a real happy and hungry Thanksgiving to all and to all have a drink on me!

re: #25 JohnnyReb

I have my turkey in the Orion cooker. Kind of a set it and forget it outdoor grill. Cooks a 10-15 pound turkey in 1 and 1/2 hours. No need for basting or anything else.

My neighbor is doing the same thing. He has it almost in the middle of the street.

Anybody listen to Michael Medved yesterday? He had Howard Zinn on. I bet Mr. Zinn is not thankful about the USA, seeing as it's a horrible place, full of horrible people, doing horrible things to the poor innocent world...

re: #13 The Shadow Do
Eat me! Actually I just hope the 'Hawks are in the game. Turned off the Titans/Lions game.

re: #20 Nevergiveup

For the same bullshit reason the Iranians do I guess?

Yup, cause ya just cant be a self respecting tyrant without nuclear weapons. I mean who is going to take your threats seriously if you dont have weapons of mass destruction?

re: #18 MandyManners

The Massa-Cree! I had a friend, child of two way cool artists, who played that album for me when we were in the 5th grade, sometime aroung 1969 or 1970...brings back fond memories -- sittin' there on the Group W bench.

We became movement ...

re: #29 pingjockey

Eat me! Actually I just hope the 'Hawks are in the game. Turned off the Titans/Lions game.

That is no game.

Happy Thanksgiving Lizards.

Today we are having rotisserie duck, candied yams, sweet peas and rice.

re: #30 doriangrey

Yup, cause ya just cant be a self respecting tyrant without nuclear weapons. I mean who is going to take your threats seriously if you dont have weapons of mass destruction?

Dam right, just ask Saddam!

re: #27 VegasRick

What is an Orion cooker? That's a new one on me...I've roasted, grilled and deep fried turkeys, but never "Orioned" one

re: #24 doriangrey

Amber... As in a nice fetching Ale... ;)

Excellent. Cowboys shall upset teetotalers and PETA members alike.

re: #32 VegasRick

That is no game.

Now Carolina kicking NDs ass last night. That was a game!

re: #35 Desert Dog

What is an Orion cooker? That's a new one on me...I've roasted, grilled and deep fried turkeys, but never "Orioned" one

You gotta ask JohnnyReb

re: #36 The Shadow Do

Excellent. Cowboys shall upset teetotalers and PETA members alike.

RORFLMAO... What do Football and NASCAR have in common? BEER...

re: #29 pingjockey

Eat me! Actually I just hope the 'Hawks are in the game. Turned off the Titans/Lions game.

That 'game' is the equivalent of the Christians and Lions - only sort of in reverse?

re: #35 Desert Dog

What is an Orion cooker? That's a new one on me...I've roasted, grilled and deep fried turkeys, but never "Orioned" one

It is a stainless steel inside out grill. There is a "tower" where you put the food and the charcoal goes on the outside and top. You can cook a whole chicken in the thing in about an hour.

[Link: orionoutdoors.com...]

re: #35 Desert Dog

This is an Orion cooker

re: #31 Gang of One

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL."

re: #42 Bubblehead II

This is an Orion cooker

Do they sell them to "Yankees" or just good old boys?

re: #28 Desert Dog

Anybody listen to Michael Medved yesterday? He had Howard Zinn on. I bet Mr. Zinn is not thankful about the USA, seeing as it's a horrible place, full of horrible people, doing horrible things to the poor innocent world...

Did the bitter old Stalinist hack have anything to say of note, or just boilerplate?

re: #41 JohnnyReb

Cool! You should not have shown that to me. Mrs. Desert Dog already complains about the gas grill, the Weber and the smoker...looks like I will have to add another "weapon" in my arsenal!

re: #40 The Shadow Do

That 'game' is the equivalent of the Christians and Lions - only sort of in reverse?

Heh heh heh the Lions might have gotten off to a good start against the Christians, but the Christians will still be here long after the Lions are ancient history...

GO TITANS!

Feliz dia de accion de gracias, largartos!

re: #44 Nevergiveup

Do they sell them to "Yankees" or just good old boys?

The "yankee" version comes in pinstripes.

MSM makes excuses for Islamic terror, blames the West...
Behind the Mumbai Massacre: India's Muslims in Crisis

The roots of Muslim rage run deep in India, nourished by a long-held sense of injustice over what many Indian Muslims believe is institutionalized discrimination against the country's largest minority group. The disparities between Muslims, which make up 13.4% of the population, and India's Hindu population, which hovers around 80%, are striking. There are exceptions, of course, but generally speaking Muslim Indians have shorter life spans, worse health, lower literacy levels, and lower-paying jobs. Add to that toxic brew the lingering resentment over 2002's anti-Muslim riots in the state of Gujarat. The riots, instigated by Hindu nationalists, killed some 2000 people, most of them Muslim. To this day, few of the perpetrators have been convicted.

Time also claims that the problem started in 1857 from British colonialism. Astounding ignorance.

re: #48 MandyManners

GO TITANS!

Yeah I hope the Titans win so they can get over the beating the Jets put on them!

re: #43 MandyManners

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL."

And then the Sargent walked me down the hall and You're our boy... lol...lol...lol...

re: #42 Bubblehead II

This is an Orion cooker

I might have to buy The Kid one of those one of these days.

Ok I'm being called. later folks and G-D bless America!

Off to the kids' house. Hope I don't get busted for D.U.I.T.
(driving under the influence of Tryptophan)

re: #51 Killgore Trout

MSM makes excuses for Islamic terror, blames the West...
Behind the Mumbai Massacre: India's Muslims in Crisis

Time also claims that the problem started in 1857 from British colonialism. Astounding ignorance.

Yup, they only missed the start of the problem by 1300 years...

re: #51 Killgore Trout

MSM makes excuses for Islamic terror, blames the West...
Behind the Mumbai Massacre: India's Muslims in Crisis

Time also claims that the problem started in 1857 from British colonialism. Astounding ignorancearrogance.

fixed

re: #52 Nevergiveup

Yeah I hope the Titans win so they can get over the beating the Jets put on them!

I don't really have a dog in this fight but, I hafta' cling to something now that the Vols and Broncos suck.

re: #59 MandyManners

I don't really have a dog in this fight but, I hafta' cling to something now that the Vols and Broncos suck.

Boise State?

re: #44 Nevergiveup

Neither, you have to go here to buy one.

re: #46 Desert Dog

Cool! You should not have shown that to me. Mrs. Desert Dog already complains about the gas grill, the Weber and the smoker...looks like I will have to add another "weapon" in my arsenal!

Hey on my back deck I have the orion, a propane smoker/grill, a charcoal grill/smoker and a standard smoker. I saw this thing at home depot and looked at it and saw the cook times and said no way. I did the research and went back and bought it. It works great. You can do pretty much anything in it and it smokes food pretty good. Not as good as my charcoal smoker, but passable.

Happy Turkey Day Lizardia!

re: #51 Killgore Trout

MSM makes excuses for Islamic terror, blames the West...
Behind the Mumbai Massacre: India's Muslims in Crisis

Time also claims that the problem started in 1857 from British colonialism. Astounding ignorance.

Stupid, institutionalized.

re: #18 MandyManners

But I didn't come here to talk about that. I came to talk about the DRAFT.
Down in New York city is a building ...

re: #53 doriangrey

And then the Sargent walked me down the hall and You're our boy... lol...lol...lol...

I went over to the sargent, said, "Sargeant, you got a lot a damn gall to ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench 'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." He looked at me and said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprints off to Washington." And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a study in black and white of my fingerprints.

re: #45 Spiny Norman

He kept telling Medved that Iraq was lost and a disaster, that we should just leave Afghanistan too, cause that is hopeless. He also said that war is never the answer, to anything. When Medved asked him about the war he fought in (WWII), he even said that one was not good. He thinks we could have "negotiated" with Hitler...

My high school senior was REQUIRED to read his book, The People's History of the United States. Luckily, his teacher is very balanced. She made them read A History of the American People by Paul Johnson as well.

How do people like him and Chomsky have any credibility? They are wrong on just about every major issue of the day, yet, they are held in such high regard (not by me though).

re: #15 JohnnyReb

OK this is bizarre.

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

Russia is going to help Venezuela develop a nuclear power program? Come on, these guys have butt tons of oil and are a net oil exporter with no end in sight in their reserves. Why the heck would they need a nuclear power bomb?

Fixed.

re: #43 MandyManners

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL."

There mother rapers, father stabbers and father rapers ...

Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And
they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the
bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly
'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
$50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Littering."

re: #51 Killgore Trout

MSM makes excuses for Islamic terror, blames the West...
Behind the Mumbai Massacre: India's Muslims in Crisis

Time also claims that the problem started in 1857 from British colonialism. Astounding ignorance.

The disparities between Muslims, which make up 13.4% of the population, and India's Hindu population, which hovers around 80%, are striking. There are exceptions, of course, but generally speaking Muslim Indians have shorter life spans, worse health, lower literacy levels, and lower-paying jobs.

Gee, I wonder why.

re: #54 MandyManners

They are not cheap.

re: #53 doriangrey

And then the Sargent walked me down the hall PINNED A MEDAL ON ME AND SAID You're our boy... lol...lol...lol...

Mandy, have you rehabilitated yourself?

/*WHACK*
//I saw it coming, so I did it myself ...

re: #70 MandyManners

Gee, I wonder why.

VEST & SPLODE?

re: #60 VegasRick

Boise State?

UTK.

re: #70 MandyManners

The disparities between Muslims, which make up 13.4% of the population, and India's Hindu population, which hovers around 80%, are striking. There are exceptions, of course, but generally speaking Muslim Indians have shorter life spans, worse health, lower literacy levels, and lower-paying jobs.

Gee, I wonder why.

Because it's Allah's will?

re: #65 IslandLibertarian

But I didn't come here to talk about that. I came to talk about the DRAFT.
Down in New York city is a building ...

it's called Whitehall Street, where you walk in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected, neglected and selected. I went down to get my physical examination one day, and I walked in, I sat down, got good and drunk the night before, so I looked and felt my best when I went in that morning. `Cause I wanted to look like the all-American kid from New York City, man I wanted, I wanted to feel like the all-, I wanted to be the all American kid from New York, and I walked in, sat down, I was hung down, brung down, hung up, and all kinds o' mean nasty ugly things. And I waked in and sat down and they gave
me a piece of paper, said, "Kid, see the phsychiatrist, room 604."

re: #69 Gang of One
And they all moved down to the end of the bench. Then I said and creatin' a public nuisance. And they all moved back.

re: #69 Gang of One

There mother rapers, father stabbers and father rapers ...

Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And
they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" And I said, "Littering."

And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing,
father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, until the Sargeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it up and said.

re: #71 Bubblehead II

They are not cheap.

I could buy a cashmere sweater for that.

re: #67 Desert Dog

Ah, the same worn-out boilerplate. As usual.

When Zinn's A Peoples' History... came out, my very libertarian high school civics/history/modern lit teacher called the book "Pravda's History of Imperialist America", and had great fun mocking it.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Thanks for the conversation, the jokes, the good fellowship. Thanks Charles for all the work you do to keep the site maintained, and to steer a moderate course between extremes.

Have a good day. Now I'm off to the wilds of Sugarland Texas.

re: #73 Gang of One

Mandy, have you rehabilitated yourself?

/*WHACK*
//I saw it coming, so I did it myself ...

Self-whacking is not so bad 'cause you flinch before you hit.

re: #80 MandyManners

That wouldn't taste too good cooked up...It would be tastier to cook up the goat

...ya wanna end war and stuff, ya gotta sing loud.

Well maybe in Arlo's universe...but it is a great tale.

Peace.

re: #74 hermit

VEST & SPLODE?

re: #76 Gang of One

Because it's Allah's will?

Because they follow the most fucked-up ideology in the history of the world.

re: #80 MandyManners

I could buy a cashmere sweater for that.

I got mine at the end of the season, 59 bucks out the door.

re: #79 MandyManners

And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing,
father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, until the Sargeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it up and said.

"Kids, this-piece-of-paper's-got-47-words-37-sentences-58-words-we-wanna-
know-details-of-the-crime-time-of-the-crime-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-
you-gotta-say-pertaining-to-and-about-the-crime-I-want-to-know-arresting-
officer's-name-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say", and talked for
forty-five minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we had
fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there,
and I filled out the massacre with the four part harmony, and wrote it
down there, just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down the
pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the
other side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on
the other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the
following words:

re: #80 MandyManners

I could buy a cashmere sweater for that.

Yeah, but could you smoke a turkey with a cashmere sweater?

;^)

re: #86 MandyManners

Because they follow the most fucked-up ideology in the history of the world.

We have a winner, folks.

re: #86 MandyManners
That is true right there!

re: #83 MandyManners

Self-whacking is not so bad 'cause you flinch before you hit.

And I can duck in time, too.

re: #89 Spiny Norman

I wouldn't recommend that. The taste would probably be horrible.

re: #89 Spiny Norman

Yeah, but could you smoke a turkey with a cashmere sweater?

;^)

Its getting it rolled in those little papers that is the problem, not the sweater.

re: #84 Desert Dog

That wouldn't taste too good cooked up...It would be tastier to cook up the goat

I'm all out of mountain-climbing gear.

re: #51 Killgore Trout

MSM makes excuses for Islamic terror, blames the West...
Behind the Mumbai Massacre: India's Muslims in Crisis

Time also claims that the problem started in 1857 from British colonialism. Astounding ignorance.

Odd how the article provides no opinion from the public, I'm sure the writer Aryn Baker would be torn to pieces from the readers. This Jamie Gorelick version of Islam is wearing thin...if only we gave them this, if only we gave them that, they would be peaceful.

re: #87 JohnnyReb

I got mine at the end of the season, 59 bucks out the door.

Oh, what a deal!

re: #94 Wishing

Its getting it rolled in those little papers that is the problem, not the sweater.

And the grease makes the papers rip ...

re: #98 Gang of One

And the grease makes the papers rip ...

But they flame up real good!

re: #88 Gang of One

"Kids, this-piece-of-paper's-got-47-words-37-se ntences-58-words-we-wanna-know-details-of-the-crime-time-of-the-cr ime-and-any-other-kind-of-thing- you-gotta-say-pertaining-to-and-about-th e-crime-I-want-to-know-arresting-officer's-name-and-any-other-kind-of-thi ng-you-gotta-say", and talked for forty-five minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we had fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there, and I filled out the massacre with the four part harmony, and wrote it down there, just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down the pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the other side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on the other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the following words:

("KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?")

re: #89 Spiny Norman

Yeah, but could you smoke a turkey with a cashmere sweater?

;^)

I'm wearing one as I type.

re: #99 Wishing

But they flame up real good!

But then they canoe, and some 'tard always puts a gob of spit there, and you're like, smokin' saliva ...

You guys are a caution!

Happy Thanksgiving y'all! As a new hatchling this week, I have finally shown up with the beer and pizza...
Umax to all!

re: #100 MandyManners

I can't afford rehab. But as Alex DeBarge said: "I was cured, alright!"

/cue finale of Beethoven's Symphony #9

Here, poochy, poochy!

re: #104 moogie

Happy Thanksgiving y'all! As a new hatchling this week, I have finally shown up with the beer and pizza...
Umax to all!

Did you invent the little synthesizer?

re: #101 MandyManners
but could you smoke a turkey with a cashmere sweater

I'm wearing one as I type.

You're wearing what ,, a cashmere sweater ,,, or a Turkey !?!?!?

Gotta' go wrap up things. bbl

re: #108 sattv4u2

but could you smoke a turkey with a cashmere sweater

You're wearing what ,, a cashmere sweater ,,, or a Turkey !?!?!?

re: #107 Gang of One

Did you invent the little synthesizer?

I thought that was Thomas DOLBY

re: #111 sattv4u2

I thought that was Thomas DOLBY

Actually, it was Robert Moog, MIT guy IIRC.

re: #111 sattv4u2
I thought that was the dude who made your music sound better?!

Moogie is Ferengi - A moog is quite different! :)
re: #107 Gang of One

re: #111 sattv4u2

I thought that was Thomas DOLBY

His dad engineered noise reduction, but whenever you flipped the NR on, it cut out a lot of the treble -- tape hiss ... 20th Century analog technology.

re: #114 moogie

Moogie is Ferengi - A moog is quite different! :)

I knew that ... :>)

re: #18 MandyManners

We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down. Man came in said, "All rise." We all stood up, and Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog. And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry, 'cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American blind justice, and there wasn't nothing he could do about it, and the judge wasn't going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us. And we was fined $50 and had to pick up the garbage in the snow,...

Excellent I use to know that whole thing word for word.

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the Sergeant came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

re: #114 moogie

Moogie is Ferengi - A moog is quite different! :)

5 posts, 7 Karma points = Karma Index 1.4

Not bad, for a hatchling.

re: #116 Gang of One
Umax to you!

re: #89 Spiny Norman

Yeah, but could you smoke a turkey with a cashmere sweater?

;^)

Could if you could keep the damn thing lit. Sure you wouldn't want a Marlborough instead?

re: #51 Killgore Trout

Time is doing exactly what the Islamicist terrorists want the MSM to do. The riots in Gujarat were a direct response to a massacre of Hindus, immolated alive on a train by Muslim terrorists. The reaction of the Hindu community now gets fed back to the world as proof that the Muslims are a persecuted minority.

I also like this quote:

Still, many South Asian Muslims insist Islam is the one and only force that can bring the subcontinent together and return it to preeminence as a single whole. "We [Muslims] were the legal rulers of India, and in 1857 the British took that away from us," says Tarik Jan, a gentle-mannered scholar at Islamabad's Institute of Policy Studies. "In 1947 they should have given that back to the Muslims." Jan is no militant, but he pines for the golden era of the Mughal period in the 1700s, and has a fervent desire to see India, Pakistan and Bangladesh reunited under Islamic rule.

So the reversal of the Moghul conquest and subjugation of India's Hindu population wasn't liberation of the oppressed Hindu majority, but robbery from the Muslim minority rulers. On that logic, it's time to roll back the clock in Zimbabwe and reconstitute it once more as Rhodesia, white rule and all. Or maybe the logic is flawed...

Greetings and happy Thanksgiving from soon to be snowy West Texas. Thank you global warming . . .

re: #113 pingjockey

I thought that was the dude who made your music sound better?!

you've never heard me sing. NOBODY could make it sound better

re: #119 moogie

Umax to you!

Is that Ferengi for 'Thanks!'?

re: #123 sattv4u2
Mwahaha! I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.

re: #111 sattv4u2

I thought that was Thomas DOLBY

Thomas Dolby Robertson, blinded with science in a missing submarine off the coast of Europa...

re: #125 pingjockey

Mwahaha! I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.

I don't even have the bucket !

re: #124 Gang of One

Is that Ferengi for 'Thanks!'?

It's Sony for "half-inch videotape."

re: #124 Gang of One

Much better than that!

re: #126 stuiec

Thomas Dolby Robertson, blinded with science in a missing submarine off the coast of Europa...

Any relation to Pat Robertson?

re: #128 stuiec

It's Sony for "half-inch videotape."

Does anyone still speak SONY?

re: #131 Gang of One

Does anyone still speak SONY?

absolutly. Here at work we have 4 Sony Digital Beta Tape Decks ,, would be (almost) lost without them

re: #132 sattv4u2

absolutly. Here at work we have 4 Sony Digital Beta Tape Decks ,, would be (almost) lost without them

I stand corrected.

re: #133 Gang of One

I stand corrected.

No chair near the puter?

re: #134 sattv4u2

No chair near the puter?

D'oh!

It's that time, Lizards -- BBL.

All of you have great time!

re: #49 coquimbojoe

Feliz dia de accion de gracias, largartos!

Dankon, kaj felicxan Danktagon al vi!

(cx=c-circumflex)

re: #51 Killgore Trout

MSM makes excuses for Islamic terror, blames the West...
Behind the Mumbai Massacre: India's Muslims in Crisis

Time also claims that the problem started in 1857 from British colonialism. Astounding ignorance.

Chickens coming home to roost.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! GOD BLESS THIS GREAT COUNTRY!

re: #13 The Shadow Do

To heck with turkey, here in Dallas we shall be dining on Seahawk this evening.
White or red with that?

Any word of deep-fried turkey tailgating accidents yet?

re: #121 stuiec

Time is doing exactly what the Islamicist terrorists want the MSM to do. The riots in Gujarat were a direct response to a massacre of Hindus, immolated alive on a train by Muslim terrorists. The reaction of the Hindu community now gets fed back to the world as proof that the Muslims are a persecuted minority.

I also like this quote:

So the reversal of the Moghul conquest and subjugation of India's Hindu population wasn't liberation of the oppressed Hindu majority, but robbery from the Muslim minority rulers. On that logic, it's time to roll back the clock in Zimbabwe and reconstitute it once more as Rhodesia, white rule and all. Or maybe the logic is flawed...

So they got their own country with the partitioning of India into India and Pakistan and it's still not good enough. Wake up, world! You will never be able to negotiate with them.

re: #114 moogie

And you're wearing clothes!

[Sorry about the cloned posting, but I want to give Lizards a chance to respond in kind. Note the email link.]

Here's an email I just posted to the Indian embassy:

Dear Sir or Madam,

Today, the world mourns the slaughter of innocent travelers, workers and Indian citizens at the Taj Mahal hotel by bloodthirsty fanatics. Thankfully, the incident is now over, albeit at an appalling cost of human life. It is ironic that the country that birthed civilization as we know it seems to suffer so much from the acts of savages.

On this day when my fellow Americans thank God -- however we conceive Him -- for our blessings, I will pray for the healing and safety of your great nation.

May Brahma bless India!
May God bless America!

re: #18 MandyManners

i always sing along with that song...

/my volume is ETOH related %-)

happy thanksgiving all!

re: #117 Outrider

Excellent I use to know that whole thing word for word.

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the Sergeant came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

i didn't feel to good about...

and i went on down the hall there getting more inspections and detections and they were inspecting every single part of me, and they weren't leaving no part untouched...

What I want to know is how did the Libs transform family-oriented holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas into socialistic guilt-trip holidays where instead of a big family meal, you are to feel guilty because you're not at the homeless mission handing out turkey sandwiches to Urban Campers, or buying toys for the "Underprivileged"?

re: #142 Macker

And you're wearing clothes!

Yes I am! So good of you to notice!

re: #147 Mauser

What I want to know is how did the Libs transform family-oriented holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas into socialistic guilt-trip holidays where instead of a big family meal, you are to feel guilty because you're not at the homeless mission handing out turkey sandwiches to Urban Campers, or buying toys for the "Underprivileged"?

Unearned guilt.

Just testing...