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they just have to solve it the potato way..ok, lets all put our fists in..one potato, two potato, three potato, four...five potato , six potato, seven potato..WHORE!..ok 8th person who posts after my comment is the whore!
they just have to solve it the potato way..ok, lets all put our fists in..one potato, two potato, three potato, four...five potato , six potato, seven potato..WHORE!..ok 8th person who posts after my comment is the whore!
I'm pretty sure this is a parody of The Courage of Mayor Jerry Sanders last month. Although I was very touched by Sanders' speech the parody is still damn funny.
Parsnips look identical to Hemlock until you pull the tubers. Parsnips have a single tuber, Hemlock has multiple tubers; other than that, the above-ground plants are virtually indistinguishable.
Of course it's Bush's fault. Who else could be at fault? Bush is responsible for everything from your kid's poor grades in school to the last Ice Age coming to an end. And he's twice to blame on Sundays.
The Left would be calling Bush the "Anti-Christ", but they are afraid that it would increase his popularity among San Fransisco Democrats.
I had fries today. that makes me part of the problem. Well no more! Not until this whole tuber issue is on the table! . Until then - Nothing but Kraft Dinner with ketchup ... mmm good
I had fries today. that makes me part of the problem. Well no more! Not until this whole tuber issue is on the table! . Until then - Nothing but Kraft Dinner with ketchup ... mmm good
Of course it's Bush's fault. Who else could be at fault? Bush is responsible for everything from your kid's poor grades in school to the last Ice Age coming to an end. And he's twice to blame on Sundays.
The Left would be calling Bush the "Anti-Christ", but they are afraid that it would increase his popularity among San Fransisco Democrats.
That will never happen. There's too damn many people that get their back scratched by the current scheme of things. No one is going to vote to cut off their voters' gravy train. Agriculture subsidies buy votes.
That is a lot more important than, say, balancing the budget or fully funding the Military.
This nation is insane.
and now, courtesy of the democrats - bully boy union "card check" will be the lock on the insane asylum.
Now, Student of Objectivism, now is the time for you to speak out because this is what Ayn Rand was talking about. These payments are a way of nationalising potato production.
And the guy sounds suspiciously like Bruce Wayne.
Batman, help us.
Or if you'er too busy, we can wait for 0bama to lead the way..
McD's burgers are made from gri-mas, a strange, dough-like substance found growing on the bottom of a spacecraft which crashed at Roswell in 1947. Named by a Navajo shepherd who suffered severe radiation burns to his face and feet (forcing him to wear oversized shoes and white protective face cream at all times), gri-mas translates to "what is this purple crap"?
McD's burgers are made from gri-mas, a strange, dough-like substance found growing on the bottom of a spacecraft which crashed at Roswell in 1947. Named by a Navajo shepherd who suffered severe radiation burns to his face and feet (forcing him to wear oversized shoes and white protective face cream at all times), gri-mas translates to "what is this purple crap"?
Not to mention what happened to the Hamburglar when Mayor McCheese finally sent him to the Illinois State Penitentiary. Terrible. Just terrible. He hasn't been able to speak clearly since.
McD's burgers are made from gri-mas, a strange, dough-like substance found growing on the bottom of a spacecraft which crashed at Roswell in 1947. Named by a Navajo shepherd who suffered severe radiation burns to his face and feet (forcing him to wear oversized shoes and white protective face cream at all times), gri-mas translates to "what is this purple crap"?
I'm pretty sure this is a parody of The Courage of Mayor Jerry Sanders last month. Although I was very touched by Sanders' speech the parody is still damn funny.
He's halfway there. Now Sanders has to have the guts to push for Chapter 9 for the City of San Diego.
There should be a new techno term for this type of humor not unlike the term fauxtography...maybe: fauxhoax or fauxhaux, fuaxhaha, fauxsatirical, fauxpolfunny, fauxfauxthepriceofone, fauxfoolery, fauxdya, '...to everything faux, faux, faux', fauxshishel, aperfaux, 1fauxall, awlfaux, fauxsadistic, fauxpopo, fauxpol...and I'm sure more could be added to the potential new term list.
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