Well said, Dan.

/

Always the threat of failure looms over us. Some of us ignore it though.

Thomas Alva Edison
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

The tool bag is headed for Mexico.

[Link: www.n2yo.com...]

It takes great courage to see the world in all its tainted glory, and still to love it.
--Lord Arthur Goring, in the film An Ideal Husband

Quayle was a decent man but unfortunately became one of the early victims of the MSM - the propoganda arm of the Democratic Party.
George Washington couldn't endure under their microscope....

New at zombietime:

Operation First Casualty

Operation First Casualty

Anti-war protest and street theater

San Francisco, November 28, 2008

The anti-American group "Iraq Veterans Against the War" decided that the day after Thanksgiving would be a good time to stage an anti-war protest and street theater in San Francisco's Union Square -- because California's most crowded shopping district on the busiest day of the year would provide the largest audience for their antics. I place "Iraq Veterans Against the War" in quotation marks because it's quite evident to anyone who sees them in action that few of their members are actual veterans, and they only claim to be veterans to give their ridiculous tales the tone of authority.

They named their action "Operation First Casualty" after the famous quote "The first casualty of war is truth." In this case, however, the first casualty was common sense, not only because 95% of the passersby who happened to witness portions of the protest were completely mystified as to its purpose, but also because IVAW were protesting to end a war that's already over.

re: #4 DesertSage

The tool bag is headed for Mexico.

[Link: www.n2yo.com...]

I wonder how she feels about "losing her purse" and having it live-tracked by millions... I know I would want to crawl under a Saturn-V and hide.

re: #6 LGoPs

Quayle was a decent man but unfortunately became one of the early victims of the MSM - the propoganda arm of the Democratic Party.
George Washington couldn't endure under their microscope....

FOX News had an interesting documentary about press coverage and the presidency.

One part that caught my eye was the section about the Iranian hostages and the 1980 election. Every night you would turn on the news, and see something like "Day 273", meaning that the hostages had been held for 273 days.

While this did tend to keep people updated, it also inadvertently dramatized Carter's failure to get the hostages back. I didn't think about it at the time (Hey, I wasn't even a teenager yet), but it couldn't have been good for his re-election.

re: #7 zombie

Why is it that the bastards on the left are never vetted and held up to scrutiny (except here perhaps) but on the right we have to be lily white. Of course the answer is the bias of the MSM.....
The left consists of nothing but hypocrites and imposters and it drives me nuts that they get away with it.....

re: #9 gmsc

Call me a cynic but I'll bet it was inadvertant.......

re: #4 DesertSage

The tool bag is headed for Mexico.

[Link: www.n2yo.com...]

If that tool bag survives reentry into the atmosphere at mach 20, then I would definitely like to buy one like it for use around the house.

weet dreams all!

If we don't fail........

re: #9 gmsc

FOX News had an interesting documentary about press coverage and the presidency.

One part that caught my eye was the section about the Iranian hostages and the 1980 election. Every night you would turn on the news, and see something like "Day 273", meaning that the hostages had been held for 273 days.

While this did tend to keep people updated, it also inadvertently dramatized Carter's failure to get the hostages back. I didn't think about it at the time (Hey, I wasn't even a teenager yet), but it couldn't have been good for his re-election.

re: #11 LGoPs

Call me a cynic but I'll bet it was inadvertant.......

Agreed!
;)

re: #14 jcm

If we don't fail........

Failure is an unacceptable option. ;-)>

According to Snopes, the quote is actually from Mad magazine. See [Link: www.snopes.com...] (not that candidates don't say some really stupid things).

But before you scoff too much, try this. Have someone ask you a narrowly focused political question and then have them write down your answer verbatim. Try to sound intelligent as you might in an actual interview with a reporter.

I bet you'll find at least one dumb quote in it!

-sk

re: #7 zombie

New at zombietime:

Operation First Casualty

You ID the beer can yet? Or did you give it up as a lost cause?

Evening,

Someone see my oranges anywhere?

re: #14 jcm Uh, JCM my friend, I posted a comment to you at #959 on the prior thread - if you're still out here, could you answer it for me?

re: #19 Nightwatch

Evening,

Someone see my oranges anywhere?

Is this another fruit cup deal? So much to learn here.

re: #19 Nightwatch

Evening,

Someone see my oranges anywhere?

I think I ate them.....didn't know they were yours....sorry

:)

re: #17 Spar Kling

According to Snopes, the quote is actually from Mad magazine. See [Link: www.snopes.com...] (not that candidates don't say some really stupid things).

But before you scoff too much, try this. Have someone ask you a narrowly focused political question and then have them write down your answer verbatim. Try to sound intelligent as you might in an actual interview with a reporter.

I bet you'll find at least one dumb quote in it!

-sk

That's a fact. I regard misspeaks like that example as amusing but that is the extent. Kind of like BOs 57 state comment. The problem is in distinguishing when it is a misspeak or a freudian slip like Obamas "8-10 year" administration remark.

"Success is the result of good judgment,
good judgment is a result of experience,
experience is often the result of bad judgment."
-Anthony Robbins

re: #19 Nightwatch

Evening,

Someone see my oranges anywhere?

No, but I saw something that rhymed with oranges.

I was testing out this idea on another thread, but I thought I'd run it past you all here. Could it be possible that Obama is going to hire Hillary as Secretary of State, and then fire her after someone else is appointed to her former senate position? That sure would be one Machiavellian way of ridding the Democratic party of the Clintons for good.

Or, is that just wishful thinking....

re: #21 Silvergirl

Trying to lay off the MERLOT,

Gets me in trouble here, just ask around. Have not figured out how to use the SARC/OFF when posting....;)

re: #25 gmsc

No, but I saw something that rhymed with oranges.

Hey, I've been wondering where I put those!

re: #24 gmsc

"Success is the result of good judgment,
good judgment is a result of experience,
experience is often the result of bad judgment."
-Anthony Robbins

And sometimes the "experience is often the result of bad judgment" part is what makes for some incredibly funny stories later on in life.

re: #25 gmsc

snark.....grin

Beloit College Mindset List for the Class of 2012:

The class of 2012 has grown up in an era where computers and rapid communication are the norm, and colleges no longer trumpet the fact that residence halls are “wired” and equipped with the latest hardware. These students will hardly recognize the availability of telephones in their rooms since they have seldom utilized landlines during their adolescence. They will continue to live on their cell phones and communicate via texting. Roommates, few of whom have ever shared a bedroom, have already checked out each other on Facebook where they have shared their most personal thoughts with the whole world.

It is a multicultural, politically correct and “green” generation that has hardly noticed the threats to their privacy and has never feared the Russians and the Warsaw Pact.

Students entering college for the first time this fall were generally born in 1990.

For these students, Sammy Davis Jr., Jim Henson, Ryan White, Stevie Ray Vaughan and Freddy Krueger have always been dead.

• Harry Potter could be a classmate, playing on their Quidditch team.
• Since they were in diapers, karaoke machines have been annoying people at parties.
• They have always been looking for Carmen Sandiego.
• GPS satellite navigation systems have always been available.
• Coke and Pepsi have always used recycled plastic bottles.
• Shampoo and conditioner have always been available in the same bottle.
• Gas stations have never fixed flats, but most serve cappuccino.
• Their parents may have dropped them in shock when they heard George Bush announce “tax revenue increases.”
• Electronic filing of tax returns has always been an option.
• Girls in head scarves have always been part of the school fashion scene.
• All have had a relative--or known about a friend's relative--who died comfortably at home with Hospice.
• As a precursor to “whatever,” they have recognized that some people “just don’t get it.”
• Universal Studios has always offered an alternative to Mickey in Orlando.
• Grandma has always had wheels on her walker.
• Martha Stewart Living has always been setting the style.
• Haagen-Dazs ice cream has always come in quarts.
• Club Med resorts have always been places to take the whole family.
• [Link: WWW...] never stood for World Wide Wrestling.
• Films have never been X rated, only NC-17.
• The Warsaw Pact is as hazy for them as the League of Nations was for their parents.
• Students have always been "Rocking the Vote.”
• Clarence Thomas has always sat on the Supreme Court.
• Schools have always been concerned about multiculturalism.
• We have always known that “All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten.”
• There have always been gay rabbis.
• Wayne Newton has never had a mustache.
• College grads have always been able to Teach for America.
• IBM has never made typewriters.
• Roseanne Barr has never been invited to sing the National Anthem again.
• McDonald’s and Burger King have always used vegetable oil for cooking french fries.

(To be continued . . .)

re: #20 realwest

Uh, JCM my friend, I posted a comment to you at #959 on the prior thread - if you're still out here, could you answer it for me?

Posted with a PIMF.....

re: #17 Spar Kling

According to Snopes, the quote is actually from Mad magazine. See [Link: www.snopes.com...] (not that candidates don't say some really stupid things).

But before you scoff too much, try this. Have someone ask you a narrowly focused political question and then have them write down your answer verbatim. Try to sound intelligent as you might in an actual interview with a reporter.

I bet you'll find at least one dumb quote in it!

-sk

Fine....but the long lasting damage is done by the relentless focus on it and our media exclusively focuses on one side.....the conservative one. Biden would be and shoudl be laughed out of town but he gets away with his idiocy because he's one of their guys.

re: #26 Noah's Arrrgh

I was testing out this idea on another thread, but I thought I'd run it past you all here. Could it be possible that Obama is going to hire Hillary as Secretary of State, and then fire her after someone else is appointed to her former senate position? That sure would be one Machiavellian way of ridding the Democratic party of the Clintons for good.

Or, is that just wishful thinking....

Cool plot. And you are right, that is pretty Machiavellian. I'm thinking the entire purpose of putting her in there is to take her out of contention in 2012 so there may be some truth there.

re: #28 Last Mohican

A toast of "Orange Juice" to ya...

re: #26 Noah's Arrrgh

I was testing out this idea on another thread, but I thought I'd run it past you all here. Could it be possible that Obama is going to hire Hillary as Secretary of State, and then fire her after someone else is appointed to her former senate position? That sure would be one Machiavellian way of ridding the Democratic party of the Clintons for good.

Or, is that just wishful thinking....

Interesting idea. Kind of petty, but doable.

Continued from post #31

• They have never been able to color a tree using a raw umber Crayola.
• There has always been Pearl Jam.
• The Tonight Show has always been hosted by Jay Leno and started at 11:35 EST.
• Pee-Wee has never been in his playhouse during the day.
• They never tasted Benefit Cereal with psyllium.
• They may have been given a Nintendo Game Boy to play with in the crib.
• Authorities have always been building a wall along the Mexican border.
• Lenin’s name has never been on a major city in Russia.
• Employers have always been able to do credit checks on employees.
• Balsamic vinegar has always been available in the U.S.
• Macaulay Culkin has always been Home Alone.
• Their parents may have watched The American Gladiators on TV the day they were born.
• Personal privacy has always been threatened.
• Caller ID has always been available on phones.
• Living wills have always been asked for at hospital check-ins.
• The Green Bay Packers (almost) always had the same starting quarterback.
• They never heard an attendant ask “Want me to check under the hood?”
• Iced tea has always come in cans and bottles.
• Soft drink refills have always been free.
• They have never known life without Seinfeld references from a show about “nothing.”
• Windows 3.0 operating system made IBM PCs user-friendly the year they were born.
• Muscovites have always been able to buy Big Macs.
• The Royal New Zealand Navy has never been permitted a daily ration of rum.
• The Hubble Space Telescope has always been eavesdropping on the heavens.
• 98.6 F or otherwise has always been confirmed in the ear.
• Michael Milken has always been a philanthropist promoting prostate cancer research.
• Off-shore oil drilling in the United States has always been prohibited.
• Radio stations have never been required to present both sides of public issues.
• There have always been charter schools.
• Students always had Goosebumps.

re: #26 Noah's Arrrgh

Nah, I don't think so. It's an interesting idea, but I think the Big 0 will save that one for his Republican appointees.

re: #32 jcm
Yep, saw it and understood it even without the PIMF!
Thank you.

re: #22 LGoPs

Got a bad vibe, black-out on my son's bat in the sand-box, they may be on the move....but where?

. Water used to always be free.

re: #4 DesertSage

The tool bag is headed for Mexico.

[Link: www.n2yo.com...]

I don't know why, but I get a huge kick out of the whole thing.

Losing the tools is funny enough, and NASA's ability to track the darned thing adds to my amusement, but the best part is the websites that follow it!

Watching that little toolbag tick its way around the world is mindboggling from a technical point of view, and sublimely pointless at the same time. It tickles me immmensely.

re: #4 DesertSage

The tool bag is headed for Mexico.

[Link: www.n2yo.com...]

The toolbox just finished crossing over Argentina. That thing moves fast!

hello all. long time no blog. Sorry for the absence. Just have laid low after the "election." I was so distressed after the "coronation" of Obama that I haven't read, or responded to anything either MSM, or on line.Just dumbfounded and frightened that the American people could have elected Obama.It's actually been nice to ignore most the news. That being said I hope all of you are well and your Holidays will be wonderful. Best to you all... Nigella.

Maybe it's just me, but watching the stats on the toolbag shows that its altitude is increasing. Am I reading that right?

re: #42 stevieray

I don't know why, but I get a huge kick out of the whole thing.

Losing the tools is funny enough, and NASA's ability to track the darned thing adds to my amusement, but the best part is the websites that follow it!

Watching that little toolbag tick its way around the world is mindboggling from a technical point of view, and sublimely pointless at the same time. It tickles me immmensely.

kind of like one of those garden gnomes that kept showing up all over the world and far too many people were tracking the travels.

re: #41 spirochete

. Water used to always be free.

...and you never had to ask for it!

re: #31 gmsc
And
re: #37 gmsc
Thank you for that.
Now this "Old Man" is going to bed! I hope y'all have a GREAT EVENING/EARLY MORNING and that I get the chance to see you all down the road!

Goodnight, all.

re: #48 realwest

And
re: #37 gmsc
Thank you for that.
Now this "Old Man" is going to bed! I hope y'all have a GREAT EVENING/EARLY MORNING and that I get the chance to see you all down the road!

Goodnight, all.

You're welcome.

Sleep well!

And pagers were only for drug dealers.

re: #4 DesertSage

The tool bag is headed for Mexico.

[Link: www.n2yo.com...]

We that thing bonks the aliens watching on the head the first interstellar war will start.

They'll be justified because we threw the first wrench.

re: #43 gmsc

The toolbox just finished crossing over Argentina. That thing moves fast!

Maybe I can catch it when it comes over me in Durban S.Africa. I could use the 100k.

re: #48 realwest

And
re: #37 gmsc
Thank you for that.
Now this "Old Man" is going to bed! I hope y'all have a GREAT EVENING/EARLY MORNING and that I get the chance to see you all down the road!

Goodnight, all.

Night RW!

re: #37 gmsc

Two hands clapping and a nod of the head to your post.

Screw THE ORANGES, I'm popping the cork and pouring a big glass!

Golly bonkers!

I STILL have the Creationist-Wedge movie running in another tab, and we've already evolved past the place where I can comment on it...

But I DID NOTICE how, time after time, defeat after defeat, THE CREATIONIST MOVEMENT EVOLVED! That Movement couldn't have had an Intelligent Designer!

re: #52 Erik The Red

Maybe I can catch it when it comes over me in Durban S.Africa. I could use the 100k.

looks like it's going under SA

*Sniff-sniff* I smell December a'coming.

re: #46 Outrider

kind of like one of those garden gnomes that kept showing up all over the world and far too many people were tracking the travels.

Yep!

re: #56 Outrider

looks like it's going under SA

Damn. Maybe I can catch it with my sea rod.

re: #46 Outrider

kind of like one of those garden gnomes that kept showing up all over the world and far too many people were tracking the travels.

I'd take a percentage of the travel miles.

I Absolutely love Quayle guotes. Truth in every one.

re: #42 stevieray

It tickles me too. I always lose things.

My hubby bled, in the clean room, on Galialeo. I hope they aren't tracking that.
He is a plumber. Butt cracks in space.

re: #55 Karridine

Golly bonkers!

I STILL have the Creationist-Wedge movie running in another tab, and we've already evolved past the place where I can comment on it...

But I DID NOTICE how, time after time, defeat after defeat, THE CREATIONIST MOVEMENT EVOLVED! That Movement couldn't have had an Intelligent Designer!

Speaking of movements.........

Two cannibals passed a missionary in the jungle.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Buddhist, missionaries all, were working
together in South America. As they were traveling, the three were
captured and eaten by a tribe of cannibals. Twenty-four hours later the
cannibals had an ecumenical movement.

re: #57 FurryOldGuyJeans

Snow already on the lower Sierra's, maybe time to make a track into the upper foothills. Deer for the bow maybe.

Now the tool bag seems to be losing altitude. Do things waver up and down on the way down? They must.

re: #65 spirochete

Seeking thread of the tool bag...is the grease gun still in it?

re: #65 spirochete

All orbits aren't circular, but mostly eliptical. As well, the world isn't a perfect sphere. It bulges a bit near the equator.

/morning all, night shift checking in.

re: #67 BlueCanuck

Damn....NightWatch checking out........

re: #26 Noah's Arrrgh

I'm hoping that between today and the morning of 20 January, Inauguration Day, that there will be such damaging evidence on the Billaries, Hussein, Biden, Pelousy™ and the other Demonrats in high places in Congress that they will all be dragged out in handcuffs, and that President Bush's term is extended until a new election can be called!

/Is that asking too much?

G'nite, all! Sweet dreams.

re: #44 nigella

Nigella, welcome back. I too felt shocked and deeply upset by the tragedy that happened on election day, even though I knew it was coming. Somehow, even knowing it that it could happen, and was in fact likely to happen, deep down I felt that there had to be some sort of protection mechanism built into the world that would preven something this bad from occurring.

I still haven't watched a television news show or picked up a newspaper since the election, and I've been extremely selective in my sources of information on the internet. I have some friends and family members whom I can't really bring myself to speak to any more, and I'm not really sure I ever will again. All I can say is that coming here from time to time seems to help sometimes.

Happy holidays to you too.

re: #58 stevieray

Yep!

Not that this tale has much to do with anything------

Back in the mid 80s our unit deployed to REFORGER from Ft Hood, TX to Northern Germany. The section NCOIC brought a stuffed toy duck along as a joke. Shortly after arrival the duck disappeared. But for the next three months while we were there we kept getting these communiques and photos of the duck. The photos usually involved the duck being blindfolded and bound with a gun pointed at its head. I think the "kidnappers" were the Peoples Liberation Army of something or other. But, these photos had backgrounds of scenery all over Europe. It kept people amused for the three months though.

It was finally returned as we were turning the vehicles back in prior to redeployment, when someone noticed the duck was tied spread-eagled to the grill of a five ton truck. Happy ending.

*Flies in and lands with a slight chirp of tires* Hiyas!

re: #63 jcm

Eeeeeww! :D

re: #72 SurferDoc

*Flies in and lands with a slight chirp of tires* Hiyas!

Howdy!

re: #18 Outrider

You ID the beer can yet? Or did you give it up as a lost cause?

Gave up.

re: #63 jcm

Speaking of movements.........

Two cannibals passed a missionary in the jungle.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Buddhist, missionaries all, were working
together in South America. As they were traveling, the three were
captured and eaten by a tribe of cannibals. Twenty-four hours later the
cannibals had an ecumenical movement.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

They taste funny!

Hiya, gmsc!

re: #75 zombie

Gave up.

Post it on your site and go for the long shot?

If the tool bag re-enters over Mecca, it will be second holiest Muslim(tie) site on Earth. Until the garbage truck arrives.

re: #70 Last Mohican

Nigella, welcome back. I too felt shocked and deeply upset by the tragedy that happened on election day, even though I knew it was coming. Somehow, even knowing it that it could happen, and was in fact likely to happen, deep down I felt that there had to be some sort of protection mechanism built into the world that would preven something this bad from occurring.

I still haven't watched a television news show or picked up a newspaper since the election, and I've been extremely selective in my sources of information on the internet. I have some friends and family members whom I can't really bring myself to speak to any more, and I'm not really sure I ever will again. All I can say is that coming here from time to time seems to help sometimes.

Happy holidays to you too.

Man, it's like you've read my mind. I still can't believe he's the President.......seems unreal. Jan 20 will be a hard day...

re: #69 NY Nana

I'm hoping that between today and the morning of 20 January, Inauguration Day, that there will be such damaging evidence on the Billaries, Hussein, Biden, Pelousy™ and the other Demonrats in high places in Congress that they will all be dragged out in handcuffs, and that President Bush's term is extended until a new election can be called!

/Is that asking too much?

G'nite, all! Sweet dreams.

I would go for that but me thinks it is a "'weet ream". We are screwed.

re: #59 Erik The Red

Damn. Maybe I can catch it with my sea rod.

Just might head there anyway. Far Eastern side?

Erik the Red, can you run outside and see if you see my toolbag coming your way?

Regarding Obama's election as prez, i finally came up with a post-election bumper sticker.... Obrotha.

re: #75 zombie

UPDATE: Zombie Has No Zeal for Zoned-Out Zuds-Can!

Staggering from the immensity of the task, Zombie called up the last iota of its once-living intellect and, throwing hands skyward, said "I can't beer it no more!"

re: #67 BlueCanuck

All orbits aren't circular, but mostly eliptical. As well, the world isn't a perfect sphere. It bulges a bit near the equator.

/morning all, night shift checking in.

Oblate Spheroid.

re: #69 NY Nana

Nite Nana. Good to see you in real time. Sleep well.

re: #56 Outrider

looks like it's going under SA

guess I was wrong- Its brushing the coastline.

re: #64 Nightwatch

Snow already on the lower Sierra's, maybe time to make a track into the upper foothills. Deer for the bow maybe.

Meh, snow....it's over-rated.

Latitude: -25.73°
Longitude: 28.22°

The tool box is over head now.

re: #86 FurryOldGuyJeans

Oblate Spheroid.

I hate girls that look like that. I prefer the upper bulging cylinder.

Hey SurferDoc. Have a nice flight into the thread?

re: #88 Outrider

guess I was wrong- Its brushing the coastline.

It's heading for someplace called "MadAtNASCAR"

re: #90 Erik The Red

Latitude: -25.73°
Longitude: 28.22°

The tool box is over head now.

DUCK!

re: #83 spirochete

Erik the Red, can you run outside and see if you see my toolbag coming your way?

Overcast. Damn

re: #93 gmsc

It's heading for someplace called "MadAtNASCAR"

cute ;-)>

Evenin', overnight lizards! How was everyone's weekend?

re: #91 pat

I hate girls that look like that. I prefer the upper bulging cylinder.

What about guys that look like that?

re: #71 Outrider

Goofy little things like that, or like the toolbag, are a nice break from reality... a small way to "decompress".

And its strangely hypnotic too.

Who the heck is Neal Darwinism?

re: #100 Karridine

Who the heck is Neal Darwinism?

A lounge singer?

re: #98 FurryOldGuyJeans

Gah, that's even worse IMHO. Try to keep my form away from that shape as much as possible.

/think it's time to head to the gym again.

re: #101 FurryOldGuyJeans

A lounge singer?

Or a lounge lizard.

An oblate spheroid is a rotationally symmetric ellipsoid having a polar axis shorter than the diameter of the equatorial circle whose plane bisects it[1]. An M&M's candy (US) or Skittles (Canada, UK, US and Europe) is an approximate example of an oblate spheroid.

I am so tired, I must sleep. I have been promised tomorrow is another day.

re: #103 BlueCanuck

Or a lounge lizard.

No self-respecting lizard would deign to be called a lounge singer.

re: #100 Karridine

Who the heck is Neal Darwinism?

Second shift bartender at Bubbas Dew Drop Inn.

Looks like the ol' toolbag is headed straight for the India-Pakistan border.

Are we sure it's really a toolbag?

The camps where militants learn to commit atrocities around the globe

PAKISTAN is a haven for terrorist groups such as al-Qaeda and Lashkar-e-Taiba with dozens of training camps hidden across the region.

Muslim extremists from Britain and other countries have travelled to the camps to receive instructions on how to make bombs, shoot guns, kidnap and torture and plot atrocities against Westerners.

Most of the al-Qaeda terrorist training camps in Afghanistan were destroyed in the international military action that followed the September 11 attacks in the United States.

However, terrorist training continued in remote regions of Pakistan and Kashmir. Many of those trained by al-Qaeda returned to their home countries, including Britain, where they joined existing networks or established new, loosely-knit groups.

/paging Captain Obvious, please pick up th white courtesy phone

re: #85 Karridine

UPDATE: Zombie Has No Zeal for Zoned-Out Zuds-Can!

Staggering from the immensity of the task, Zombie called up the last iota of its once-living intellect and, throwing hands skyward, said "I can't beer it no more!"

^{_{: : : need a 'groan-n-n-n-n-n' dinger button : : :}}

re: #92 BlueCanuck

Hey SurferDoc. Have a nice flight into the thread?

Any landing you can crawl away from is a good landing!

re: #101 FurryOldGuyJeans

A lounge singer?

Nah, a CSN-DNA guy, with a Solitary Plan...

This whole map thing reminds me of a discussion I had earlier this week:

Other person: ". . . Do you think people have always been this self-centered?"

Me: "Oh, yes. People have been self-centered for a very looooooong time."

Other person: "What makes you say that?"

Me: "We live on a planet that's 70% water, so what do we name it? 'Earth', after the other 30%!"

Wow- I was just told I hate black people and gays because I didn't vote for 0bama.

re: #81 Pvt Bin Jammin

I would go for that but me thinks it is a "'weet ream". We are screwed.

You just had to say that when I got 'that' number, didn't you? ;)

Actually I agree with you. I have been in a funk since Election Day, and still can't really believe or accept the results.

We are all screwed, and unless there is a miracle, will remain so for 4 years. AAAAAARRRRGHHHH!

Attempt number 2: G'nite,all! Sweet dreams!

re: #101 FurryOldGuyJeans

A lounge singer?

He plays your favorite natural selections!

re: #104 spirochete

An M&M is a whole lot more squished, so not a good example of an oblate spheroid.

re: #107 Outrider

He threw me out one night for singing a lewd song about homo primates and gene fonda...

re: #114 Sharmuta

Wow- I was just told I hate black people and gays because I didn't vote for 0bama.

/least of your problems

Did every lizard get a good view of Venus, Jupiter, and the crescent moon, in the evening sky? Be even better tomorrow!

re: #112 Karridine

Nah, a CSN-DNA guy, with a Solitary Plan...

A solitary plan that dies of loneliness?

re: #114 Sharmuta

Wow- I was just told I hate black people and gays because I didn't vote for 0bama.

well then it must be true. Because...black people hate gays, or..../

re: #104 spirochete

An M&M's candy (US) or Skittles (Canada, UK, US and Europe) is an approximate example of an oblate spheroid.

.... which are also known to aid and abet the creation of obese spheroids...

According to Wikipedia, the opposite of an oblate spheroid is aprolate spheroid, otherwise known as a football shape.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

Verdant prolate spheroids.

re: #114 Sharmuta

Wow- I was just told I hate black people and gays because I didn't vote for 0bama.

I hate people with big ears.....
/

re: #120 itellu3times

Did every lizard get a good view of Venus, Jupiter, and the crescent moon, in the evening sky? Be even better tomorrow!

It was really clear as I was driving South tonite. Watched all three set in teh West.

re: #116 gmsc

He plays your favorite natural selections!

Is that an intelligent choice by design?

re: #114 Sharmuta

Wow- I was just told I hate black people and gays because I didn't vote for 0bama.

By who? Someone on another board (my guess: LGF2)? Surveyor on the phone?

re: #114 Sharmuta

Wow- I was just told I hate black people and gays because I didn't vote for 0bama.

But I thought gays were mad at Obama voters because they also voted for Prop 8.

re: #118 Karridine

He threw me out one night for singing a lewd song about homo primates and gene fonda...

yeah, he has a real love/hate thing with Fonda. Just don't get him started about the Rubiks cube and jello.

re: #124 spirochete

According to Wikipedia, the opposite of an oblate spheroid is a prolate spheroid, otherwise known as a football shape.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

Verdant prolate spheroids.

I thought the opposite of a prolate spheroid was a supine one.

re: #130 Outrider

Oh.

You know about THAT, too?

/he promised me he'd never tell...

re: #115 NY Nana

'that number...'

Too funny, {Nana}. G'night and weet reams! (good one, PBJ!)

re: #129 Silvergirl

But I thought gays were mad at Obama voters because they also voted for Prop 8.

That was black Obama voters, who voted for Obama and Prop 8.

Ergo Prop 8 opponents hate black people.

Ergo gays are racist.

only semi /

re: #114 Sharmuta

Wow- I was just told I hate black people and gays because I didn't vote for 0bama.

Nah, I didn't vote for Obama 'cuz I hate white people.

///////

re: #128 gmsc

By who? Someone on another board (my guess: LGF2)? Surveyor on the phone?

By a black man at the store. And the shop owner was ridiculing me too! Last fucking time he gets my money. Welcome to the free market, Bitch.

re: #131 gmsc

I thought the opposite of a prolate spheroid was a supine one.

Supine is what happens when you drink a lot and.....

re: #100 Karridine

Who the heck is Neal Darwinism?

Neal Darwinism wrote the Monkees hit I'm an unBeliever.

re: #132 Karridine

Oh.

You know about THAT, too?

/he promised me he'd never tell...

HA! You thought that was a secret? That is as much a secret as Oprahs weight. ;-)>

re: #114 Sharmuta

Better get used to it- we're in for at least four more years of this shit.

re: #115 NY Nana

I said "weet reem"? LOL Not surprising but funny anyway. I feel like I am in hell over the Mumbai stuff.

Love you, Nana, and all of the lizards.

'nite all.

Toolbag's heading for Mumbai.

re: #142 spirochete

Toolbag's heading for Mumbai.

The toolbag's a Jihadist?

re: #115 NY Nana

We are all screwed, and unless there is a miracle

Nana, US Supreme Court Justice David Souter has given the Obama lawyers until tomorrow to show real, documentary proof of Obama's citizenship AND the Keyes case in California should reach a decision tomorrow or the next day... (A Certiorari )

Grasping at straws? No, watching this bizarre, surreal 'election' play out, cuz its FAR from over, Nana!

You think the Chinese will buy it's "just a toolbag?"

The toolre: #145 jcm

You think the Chinese will buy it's "just a toolbag?"

re: #114 Sharmuta

Wow- I was just told I hate black people and gays because I didn't vote for 0bama.

One of the central messages of the Obama campaign was that anyone who doesn't vote for him is a racist. The MSM drove that into our heads at every opportunity, too, and I actually think most voters, and certainly most black people, came to believe it.

I have to confess that I look at black people differently now, knowing that it's almost certain that they just voted to put a despicable racist anti-American pig in charge of my country. And knowing that they'd very possibly be offended and hurt if they knew that I voted for McCain.

As for the gay thing... Obama and McCain had exactly the same position on gay marriage. And I don't know of any other gay issue on which they differed. Yet if you voted for McCain, you hate gay people. Weird, huh?

re: #145 jcm

You think the Chinese will buy it's "just a toolbag?"

Whoops. I meant, the toolbag probably is Chinese.

re: #87 pat

Nite Nana. Good to see you in real time. Sleep well.

You can see me?!?!?! Oy! ;)

Good to see you, Pat!

You sleep well, too. I will try to, but too many things to think about, especially after the slaughter in Mumbai.

I keep thinking about the 2-year old who lost both parents HY"D, and his second birthday on Saturday, and of the wonderful heroic Nanny who saved him. She will go to Israel to care for him. But the funeral was postponed until Tuesday, as they could not leave India yet due to technicalities. and that just makes it worse. They may be on their way now, but it would be too late for Monday...my grandson was 2 in August. That makes the pain for this innocent toddler all the worse.

Quite a world our kids and grandkids are growing up in.

IMHO, the Indian government screwed up.

re: #139 Outrider

HA! You thought that was a secret? That is as much a secret as Oprahs weight. ;-)>

I should've guessed, when that bartender called out those twin albino midget girl sex-fiends...

/sigh

re: #131 gmsc

I thought the opposite of a prolate spheroid was a supine one.

Or the Equatorial Bulge

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

re: #136 Sharmuta

Wow- that's one way to chase off business in an increasingly uncertain business environment.

Nobody's pulled that shit with me yet, but I can expect it on a pretty much daily basis when I go to visit my family for Christmas....

re: #114 Sharmuta

Wow- I was just told I hate black people and gays because I didn't vote for 0bama.

re: #re: #122 pat

well then it must be true. Because...black people hate gays, or..../

re: #125 LGoPs

I hate people with big ears.....
/

This one hates that one, and the other one hates another one. These people hate those people, and those people hate someone else.

All this talk about hate and people hating people... hate, hate hate! ! !

I hate that...

re: #148 spirochete

Whoops. I meant, the toolbag probably is Chinese.

Returning defective goods!

re: #80 LGoPs

Invest in fine firearms and ammunition. And learn how to use them.

re: #153 LeePro

Let..... go..... of.... the.... hate.......

/ ;-P

re: #133 LeePro

'that number...'

Too funny, {Nana}. G'night and weet reams! (good one, PBJ!)

Funny? Moi? What did I say? ;) At least it was not 666....this time.

{Lee}! Sweet dreams, if you ever actually do go to sleep!

re: #152 Fenway_Nation

Yeah- I thought it was pretty rude.

re: #153 LeePro

This one hates that one, and the other one hates another one. These people hate those people, and those people hate someone else.

All this talk about hate and people hating people... hate, hate hate! ! !

I hate that...

LOLz!

re: #155 Iron Fist

Invest in fine firearms and ammunition. And learn how to use them.

I am doing both.......

re: #153 LeePro

Lee Pro, thank the Kingston Trio... who said

They're rioting in Africa, They're starving in Spain
There's hurricanes in Florida, And Texas needs rain

This whole world is festering with unhappy souls
The French hate the Germans, The Germans hate the Poles
Italians hate Yugoslavs, South Africans hate the Dutch
And I don't like anybody very much

But we can be tranquil and thankful and proud
For Man's been endowed with a mushroom-shaped cloud
And we can be certain that some lovely day
Someone will set the spark off...and we will all be blown away

They're rioting in Africa, There's strife in Iran
What Nature doesn't do to us will be done by our Fellow Man

re: #150 Karridine

I should've guessed, when that bartender called out those twin albino midget girl sex-fiends...

/sigh

Well, shoot. I would have thought that was obvious when he sponsored the nude midget mud wrestling event and the Mother/Daughter team from Mongolia showed up....... and lost to the coed twins from Poughkeepsie.

re: #153 LeePro

This one hates that one, and the other one hates another one. These people hate those people, and those people hate someone else.

All this talk about hate and people hating people... hate, hate hate! ! !

I hate that...

The only thing I really hate is hate free zones.....
/

The altitude of the toolbag is only about 215 miles above the Earth now. That's shorter than the drive from downtown Los Angeles to the Nevada border!

In my final refernce to conic sections, I notice that:

The latus rectum is the chord parallel to the directrix and passing through the focus

Man, did I miss that day in Geometry?

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

MexicanWind

re: #140 Fenway_Nation

Better get used to it- we're in for at least four more years of this shit.

Get used to it...?
Really?
You're serious?

You mean like just roll over and take it ? ? ?

♩ ♫ ♪   I don't think so-o-o-o   ♫ ♪

re: #158 Sharmuta

Yeah- I thought it was pretty rude.

Don't forget your other tool - tell other potential customers of that store that you were treated rudely at that establishment.

re: #158 Sharmuta

*Sigh*

At least you aren't obligated to buy gifts for them because they're related to you.

re: #162 Outrider

Ding-DING! Winnah! :D

I can't keep up...

/or keep it up...

re: #169 Fenway_Nation

*Sigh*

At least you aren't obligated to buy gifts for them because they're related to you.

Tell them you can't afford gifts because Obama is going to tax the shit out of you......
:)

Mogoloid, he was a mongoloid.

re: #144 Karridine

Karradine,

Did I ever tell you that I ♥ you, in a grandmotherly way?

We can only pray....

After this election, I seriously think that our system needs an overhaul. That ACORN got away with what it did, and there were even more shenanigans on the part of the Demonrats than 8 years ago?

It is broken, and needs to be changed. I have advocated a national primary day for years. Who know is that will work?

Too tired to think straight, but I really have to try to sleep...almost 3 AM here.

G'nite, all...Lizards rule!

re: #136 Sharmuta

That's horrible.

I don't know how the topic of your vote came up in conversation at the store. Regardless, it's horrible that the thuggish conformity of the left has now reached a point at which one can very likely be shunned, ridiculed, or even assaulted if one's dissent from the cult of Obama were to be made public.

re: #164 gmsc

The altitude of the toolbag is only about 215 miles above the Earth now. That's shorter than the drive from downtown Los Angeles to the Nevada border!

At least NASA knows where their toolbag is.
More than I can say for mine somedays.

re: #160 LGoPs

As am I. It's hard for me not to take out a loan and build up my arsenal. I could drop a hundred grand on firearms and ammunition. My saving grace is that I know I wouldn't sell anything I bought, so I couldn't get my money out of my investment.

[sigh]

re: #171 LGoPs

Actually- it should be the other way around.

"Oh- you shouldn't have! Especially with the significant increase in taxes that we'll see under an 0bama Administration"

re: #174 Last Mohican

That's horrible.

I don't know how the topic of your vote came up in conversation at the store. Regardless, it's horrible that the thuggish conformity of the left has now reached a point at which one can very likely be shunned, ridiculed, or even assaulted if one's dissent from the cult of Obama were to be made public.

Smacks of fascism to me....

re: #177 Fenway_Nation

Actually- it should be the other way around.

"Oh- you shouldn't have! Especially with the significant increase in taxes that we'll see under an 0bama Administration"

LoL

re: #176 Iron Fist

Just keep your powder dry my friend, literally and figuratively....

re: #161 Karridine

How well I remember that one.

And how dearly I miss their music on my radio!
It takes a worried man...

re: #178 LGoPs

We're at a dangerous place for losing the freedoms that we have. Obama is shaping up to be the arrogant prick at a party who's convinced he is the life of the Party. Without the O, you are nothing. How very Jim Jones of him.

Monday, December 01, 2008
ASSOCIATED PRESS
NEW YORK — Gay is the new black, say the protest signs and magazine covers, casting the gay marriage battle as the last frontier of equal rights for all.

It's all coming unraveled.

It's sad, isn't it? Over the last six years, the Code Pinkos and Hollywood turds have used the word fascist to the point where it loses most of its impact and significance.

Yet how would you describe a state worker who uses a state database to look up information on a citicizen who asked a question that made a political candidate look bad on TV?

How would you describe threatening letters and white powder being sent to churches because they backed a certain ballot measure (that passed)?

Sounds like fascism-lite to me, but I get the feeling we're in for at least four more years where- like it or not- we'll probably get to sample a few heavier, domestic varietites of fascism.

re: #136 Sharmuta

By a black man at the store. And the shop owner was ridiculing me too! Last fucking time he gets my money. Welcome to the free market, Bitch.

This (h/t HelloDare in the linkies) scares the shit outa me ! ! !

re: #174 Last Mohican

Well- that's just it- I would have defended myself, but I didn't want to start anything, so I just said, "yeah, yeah" and left. Reality might be a much harsher teacher than anything I could dish out.

re: #33 LGoPs

Fine....but the long lasting damage is done by the relentless focus on it and our media exclusively focuses on one side.....the
conservative one. Biden would be and shoudl be laughed out of town but
he gets away with his idiocy because he's one of their guys.

I agree completely! And we should not let people forget about the massive propaganda campaign waged by the USSA Pravda Press especially during the last six months. We should remind people that all featured news from the mainstream media is coordinated with the DNC when needed.

The USSA Pravda Press has a lot to answer for if the US pulls the world into a great depression simply because they wanted to get their guy elected (I'm pretty certain that the subprime collapse was engineered as an "October surprise").

-sk

re: #187 Spar Kling

(I'm pretty certain that the subprime collapse was engineered as an "October surprise").

-sk

George Soros has manipulated major markets and institutions before.

Speaking of Dan Quayle, I wish someone had said to the Messiah, "Mr Obama, you are no Dr Martin Luther King," on television, beamed across the world.

I could see Sarah Palin saying that to his face in a televised debate, maybe in 2012?

re: #183 IslandLibertarian

'Gay is The New Black'?

They can go fuck themselves for all I care. The gay community hasn't experienced anything remotely resembling what blacks had to endure during Jim Crow and the Civil Rights movement.

I'm not even black and I find that insulting.

re: #188 jcm

George Soros has manipulated major markets and institutions before.

Lots of luck having the media look into his role, if any. Of course if he had an (R) after his name they'd be trampling each other to death trying to get a Pulitzer.......
*Spit*

re: #186 Sharmuta

I feel like I'm in a similar situation at least a few times a week now. Someone makes an offhanded comment about "those racists Nazis who voted for McCain," or something like that. I usually just stay silent, especially if it's a co-worker or a family member doing the talking. It's like the whole world has gone totally insane. Especially when I hear a Jew mindlessly shilling for a man who spent his whole adult life in an anti-Jewish hate group.

The world truly seems to have been turned upside-down

re: #191 LGoPs

Lots of luck having the media look into his role, if any. Of course if he had an (R) after his name they'd be trampling each other to death trying to get a Pulitzer.......
*Spit*

I believe the media is beginning to reform when The NYT returns it's '33 Duranty Pullet Surprise and apologizes to the people of Ukraine.

re: #192 Last Mohican

I feel like I'm in a similar situation at least a few times a week now. Someone makes an offhanded comment about "those racists Nazis who voted for McCain," or something like that. I usually just stay silent, especially if it's a co-worker or a family member doing the talking. It's like the whole world has gone totally insane. Especially when I hear a Jew mindlessly shilling for a man who spent his whole adult life in an anti-Jewish hate group.

I can never be quiet in situations like this. I mainly just ask a lot of questions:
"What exactly is a racist?"
"What exactly is a Nazi?"
And it's really not difficult to splay open ad hominems for the bunk they usually are. And most people aren't used to having them scrutinized. After using this approach with several people I associate with, they have either upgraded their arguments or shut up.

re: #192 Last Mohican

I'm not one to normally keep my opinion to myself- I know, I'm sure you're all shocked to hear that. But I do know when to pick my battles, and standing in an egyptian owned store, surrounded by blacks probably wasn't the best time or place to pick that fight.

re: #194 jcm

I believe the media is beginning to reform when The NYT returns it's '33 Duranty Pullet Surprise and apologizes to the people of Ukraine.

They do seem to have an awfully long record of being exactly wrong on all the big issues.......Not holding my breath......
:)

re: #136 Sharmuta

By a black man at the store. And the shop owner was ridiculing me too! Last fucking time he gets my money. Welcome to the free market, Bitch.

Sharmuta, when I saw this post of yours, I was immediately reminded of an old post.

It's taken me about 40 minutes to find it again, but I did manage to find it!

It's called The R-S-C Factor.

Good night all.....

How far we have come.

“If industry and labour are left to take their own course, they will generally be directed to those objects which are the most productive, and this in a more certain and direct manner than the wisdom of the most enlightened legislature could point out.”
James Madison

re: #196 Sharmuta

I'm not one to normally keep my opinion to myself- I know, I'm sure you're all shocked to hear that. But I do know when to pick my battles, and standing in an egyptian owned store, surrounded by blacks probably wasn't the best time or place to pick that fight.

Good for you. Discretion is the better part of valor....

....she screamed for help......

re: #195 spirochete

I can never be quiet in situations like this. I mainly just ask a lot of questions:
"What exactly is a racist?"
"What exactly is a Nazi?"
And it's really not difficult to splay open ad hominems for the bunk they usually are. And most people aren't used to having them scrutinized. After using this approach with several people I associate with, they have either upgraded their arguments or shut up.

Yeah, I've also responded to people like that quite a few times, too. They're usually quite surprised, because they were expecting the usual response of "yeah, those damned Republicans, they're all Nazis." Obviously, they're eventually forced to admit that Republicans aren't all Nazis, that McCain voters aren't all racists, and that they actually have no idea what the word "fascist" means. Although I suspect that, as soon as I walk away, they're muttering," wow, who knew that guy was a fascist Republican racist Nazi?"

I just find that sometimes it's difficult to keep it real when the mindless Obamabots are my family members, or my superiors at work. And then, for the rest of the day, I feel lousy.

re: #200 LGoPs

0bama is gay? Heh! Who knew!

I was just chatting online with my girlfriend.

We've both been watching Return of the Jedi (ROTJ) on Spike at our respective homes. At one point, she e-mailed me and said, "Speaking of ROTJ, did I ever send you the picture of me in my Leia costume? You know, the one she wore in Jabba's palace?"

She hadn't, and I asked her to do so immediately! I couldn't wait to see a picture of her in that sexy Leia bikini!

With her permission, here's the picture she sent me.

re: #7 zombie

a reporter goes into a butcher shop and picks up a chicken and smells it.

the butcher says 'hey reporter could you pass that test'?

re: #204 gmsc

LOL, not at all what I was expecting.

/don't ask, I have been to a few Star Trek convetions.

re: #202 Last Mohican

Yeah, I've also responded to people like that quite a few times, too. They're usually quite surprised, because they were expecting the usual response of "yeah, those damned Republicans, they're all Nazis." Obviously, they're eventually forced to admit that Republicans aren't all Nazis, that McCain voters aren't all racists, and that they actually have no idea what the word "fascist" means. Although I suspect that, as soon as I walk away, they're muttering," wow, who knew that guy was a fascist Republican racist Nazi?"

I just find that sometimes it's difficult to keep it real when the mindless Obamabots are my family members, or my superiors at work. And then, for the rest of the day, I feel lousy.

Agreed. I live in Mass, so it's very prevalent here. But it is fun to watch them implode. I had a supervisor (not mine) at work admit she's a hypocrite for some of the beliefs she held and the statements she made, and it didn't bother her at all. One of her employee's mouth was on the floor over her admission. I just shrugged my shoulders and said "typical liberal, hypocrite to the bone" Silence all around me because they had all followed the thought process, too.

re: #206 BlueCanuck

LOL, not at all what I was expecting.

/don't ask, I have been to a few Star Trek convetions.

Yeah, not what I was expecting, either.

re: #204 gmsc

nyuk, nyuk.....made me look......

:)

Does anyone remember the eleven Egyptian students who disappeared a few years ago in Michigan or somewhere? Whatever happend to that case?

I wonder if Joe Biden will get as extensive a media colonoscopy for the next four years as Dan Quayle was subjected to.

re: #206 BlueCanuck

LOL, not at all what I was expecting.

/don't ask, I have been to a few Star Trek convetions.

re: #209 LGoPs

nyuk, nyuk.....made me look......

:)

I'm getting her back. I'm sending her the link to this video.
;)

re: #211 FurryOldGuyJeans

I wonder if Joe Biden will get as extensive a media colonoscopy for the next four years as Dan Quayle was subjected to.

I wonder when he's resigning.

Wow.

That toolbag is back to where it was when this thread started.

All the way around the world. That thing is fast!

re: #214 stevieray

Wow.

That toolbag is back to where it was when this thread started.

All the way around the world. That thing is fast!

Around the world in 2 hours!

re: #213 Sharmuta

I wonder when he's resigning.

From his Senate seat or the Vice-Presidency?

re: #216 FurryOldGuyJeans

From his Senate seat or the Vice-Presidency?

Or the Pretend Office of Vice-President-Elect?

Where is the toolbox now? Musical Style!

re: #211 FurryOldGuyJeans

I wonder if Joe Biden will get as extensive a media colonoscopy for the next four years as Dan Quayle was subjected to.

Not a chance silly rabbit.....he's a democrat
/

re: #216 FurryOldGuyJeans

The Vice Presidency. I doubt the goal is to keep him. He's like a democrat Cheney- they can't expect to run him in 8 years. I give the guy 18 months before he gets the boot for someone younger they can groom.

re: #213 Sharmuta

I wonder when he's resigning.

I wonder if he's had more botox.

Ok, Goodnight.

re: #217 gmsc

Or the Pretend Office of Vice-President-Elect?

It ain't pretend if you listen to only the MSM.

re: #222 WrathofG-d

Ok, Goodnight.

Good night!

re: #198 gmsc

WOW! (took me this log just to read it) What a delight reading such well-penned thoughts! I particularly liked this:
"While it may be the grocer’s right to do so, he is polluting his own pulpit." So many do that

Dated, but timeless ! ! !

PDF'd for posterity. Thanks!

re: #223 FurryOldGuyJeans

It ain't pretend if you listen to only the MSM.

Exactly.

re: #225 LeePro

WOW! (took me this log just to read it) What a delight reading such well-penned thoughts! I particularly liked this:
"While it may be the grocer’s right to do so, he is polluting his own pulpit." So many do that

Dated, but timeless ! ! !

PDF'd for posterity. Thanks!

You're welcome! I enjoyed it when it was brand new. 3 computers later, I still have it in my browser bookmarks.

Biden is a life insurance policy for the O.

re: #114 Sharmuta
Just tell em you didn't vote for his white half. I mean that was his most prominent side since he was raised by his white grandmother. He didn't discover his other half til college.

re: #214 stevieray

Gotta figure that's part of a decaying orbit....

I was at the store earlier this weekend seeking out the best kind of nog that there is- no, not Asparagus Nog- just egg nog.

It seems that finding a normal thing of egg nog is becoming a little more difficult with each passing year. The closest to 'normal' that they had on the store shelves today was 'Lite' Egg Nog. Next to it was some Lactaid Egg Nog, which was below the Southern Comfort Egg Nog and above the Soy Egg Nog....

re: #231 Fenway_Nation

I was at the store earlier this weekend seeking out the best kind of nog that there is- no, not Asparagus Nog- just egg nog.

It seems that finding a normal thing of egg nog is becoming a little more difficult with each passing year. The closest to 'normal' that they had on the store shelves today was 'Lite' Egg Nog. Next to it was some Lactaid Egg Nog, which was below the Southern Comfort Egg Nog and above the Soy Egg Nog....

Ever consider just making the stuff yerself?

The stench from downstairs is wafting up here, it's way too late for me to be up, and I now have a bad case of keyboard-face.

G'nite, {Lizards}!

re: #233 LeePro

night {LeePro}, weet dreams.

re: #233 LeePro

The stench from downstairs is wafting up here, it's way too late for me to be up, and I now have a bad case of keyboard-face.

G'nite, {Lizards}!

G'Nite!

Oh, great, the Toolbox is heading towards equatorial Africa. It'll probably be captured by Somali space pirates.

re: #236 gmsc

Grrr... space pirates. I hate space pirates.

re: #237 stevieray

Grrr... space pirates. I hate space pirates.

I think they hate you as well. ;)

re: #237 stevieray

Grrr... space pirates. I hate space pirates.

Almost as bad as Ice Pirates.

Why am I still awake at 4 in the morning? Time to hit the sack.

Play nice, everyone! Or if ya can't, just don't get caught!

re: #232 FurryOldGuyJeans

I've been inspired to from once in awhile.

re: #239 BlueCanuck

Ugh. Saw that in the theater. That's why I hate space pirates!

'Nite all!

re: #242 stevieray

Ah, come on. It was perfectly campy. :)

/night and weet dreams.

re: #236 gmsc

Great....you just gave away the storyline for my crazy-ass cult to bilk people out of their money space opera....

Dead thread! I barely touched it! Honest!

Ugh. Why am I, too, still up? Nite all.

re: #245 Fenway_Nation

Oh- I'm here, just waiting on some evolution busting knowledge downstairs.

Out of left field (which is what these overnight threads are all about):

This "Office of the President-Elect" crap is really pissing me off. Little O seems like he just can't wait to start fucking up this country.

Haha I was looking here looked like this thread died evo thread was alive I moved to Evo thread it died and this one picked up did I forget my Deoderant today?

Rustler

I've just scrolling through some old archived 'Bud Light Presents- Real Men of Genius' radio ads until the fruitcup hour approaches.

This toolbag has dropped 16 kilometres (10 miles) in altitude in the last hour. At what altitude does an object start to enter the Earth's atmosphere?

re: #248 I Need A Bigger Gun

Out of left field (which is what these overnight threads are all about):

This "Office of the President-Elect" crap is really pissing me off. Little O seems like he just can't wait to start fucking up this country.

Anytime someone brings that up, I just start referring to it as, "Oh, that cute little pretend office 0bama created?" or something similar.

Luxurious Vacation Travel Special!

VISIT INDIA!

Stay at the Five Star Taj Majal Hotel!

Collect the body of your loved one and receive 500,000 Rupees ($10,000)!*

Pickup your horribly burned and shot daughter from the hospital and receive 50,000 Rupees ($1,000)!*

Enjoy the romantic skyline of Bombay with the warm glow of fires.

Soak-up the festive Fireworks, Exploding Taxis, hand grenades and bullets.

Experience the wonders of India’s EMS teams!

Terms and conditions subject to change*

Maharashtra government has announced Rs 5 lakh compensation for those killed and Rs 50,000 for those seriously injured in the attacks

Approximate value at todays exchange rate:
500,000 Rupees = $10,030.36
50,000 Rupees = $1,030.06

Has the office of the President-elect had anything to say regarding the atrocities in Mumbai.........or is that still above his pay-grade?

re: #251 Crux Australis
Around a 100 km I think. That would be when the trace atmosphere would start slowing it's speed down for re-entry.