Tech Note: New Web Server Installed

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Science • Wed Dec 3, 2008 at 7:29 am PST • Views: 169

You may have noticed some downtime last night; it’s because we’ve finally switched over to that new high-powered web server we mentioned recently, and a few things needed tweaking. Here’s an open thread while we look for more loose ends.

UPDATE at 12/3/08 9:50:20 am:

There are lots of little things to fix after a major move like this; thanks for your patience while we iron out the problems.

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1 scottishbuzzsaw  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:31:42am

Oh darn...I was finally able to keep up with the threads when LGF was slow. All hope is lost now.

2 BlueCanuck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:35:39am

Cheer up scottish, most posters will be in the same boat.

/post comment and pray. . . .

3 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:36:50am

Web server

Note the imperialistic master-slave dialectic.

LIBERATE THE "SERVER"!

4 Golem Akbar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:38:28am

Good morning World O'Lizards.
My coffee hasn't kicked in, yet, going for another soon, but my hope is that today will be a good one for the forces of light.
Coffee...
I also notice that the web site is a bit glitchy, today.

5 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:38:29am

New web server ...
... server must have been trained at a Waffle House ...
/no, they can be pretty good

6 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:39:14am

Hang tough, Charles.

7 BlueCanuck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:41:00am

re: #3 Occasional Reader

Web server

Note the imperialistic master-slave dialectic.

LIBERATE THE "SERVER"!

Ever look at the back of a hard drive? They have settings for master AND slave. :)

/you know so they can take turns.
//now I am out of here.

8 Golem Akbar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:41:12am

re: #5 pre-Boomer Marine brat

New web server ...
... server must have been trained at a Waffle House ...
/no, they can be pretty good


You're just trying to butter up the web host...

10 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:41:35am

re: #2 BlueCanuck

Cheer up scottish, most posters will be in the same boat.

/post comment and pray. . . .

Do you see Erik in here anywhere?
Last I saw on Fallback, he managed to escape after you did.

heh

11 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:43:31am

re: #8 Golem Akbar

You're just trying to butter up the web host...

heh ... let's not get a pun string rolling until we're certain we can maintain it.

Actually, I was being cynical about technology in general. Been around it too long.

12 HoosierHoops  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:43:50am

Ohhh..ahhh. I want to take the shiney new server out for a spin..
Can I have the keys Charles? I'll have her back by 10. Promise...

13 DistantThunder  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:45:19am

We're so spoiled.

14 Golem Akbar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:46:54am

re: #11 pre-Boomer Marine brat

heh ... let's not get a pun string rolling until we're certain we can maintain it.

Good idea. There's still too much blood in my coffee stream as yet.

15 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:49:01am

Ahhh...

/testing out the new chipset

16 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:49:06am

re: #12 HoosierHoops

Ohhh..ahhh. I want to take the shiney new server out for a spin..
Can I have the keys Charles? I'll have her back by 10. Promise...

Oh sure.

17 Deafdog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:49:16am

In other, other news, Oil down to $47 per barrel.

Russia, Iran and Venezuala (among others) can't be happy.

18 Right mind left  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:49:36am

Rough ride in this morning but all is loaded fine now! I was just caught in a habitrail of perpetual spinning and had to re login and it wouldn't let me post...

Do the new hamsters need training (or are they censor trained to sniff out substandard comments?)?!?!

19 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:51:29am

re: #17 Deafdog

In other, other news, Oil down to $47 per barrel.

Russia, Iran and Venezuala (among others) can't be happy.

To quote someone, "Screw them!". Let them be unhappy. If they bleed enough money, then they can't be big jerks, just little jerks.

20 scottishbuzzsaw  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:52:52am

re: #18 Right mind left

Do the new hamsters need training (or are they censor trained to sniff out substandard comments?)?!?!

Are there any hamster-whisperers in the Lizard Clan?

21 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:53:35am

re: #20 scottishbuzzsaw

Are there any hamster-whisperers in the Lizard Clan?

No; I'm a cat whisperer. I have fake whiskers and everything.

22 Right mind left  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:54:12am

re: #11 pre-Boomer Marine brat

heh ... let's not get a pun string rolling until we're certain we can maintain it.

Actually, I was being cynical about technology in general. Been around it too long.

Hmmm, are you the one derailing the hamsters with your negative thinking?

23 Right mind left  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:56:19am

re: #20 scottishbuzzsaw

Are there any hamster-whisperers in the Lizard Clan?

Charrrlllesss...the hamsters need feeding! Change the litter? Did the wheels all fall off with the super powered steroidal mega-hamsters?

24 Right mind left  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:57:02am

Now I can't get new comments except my own postings (I'm in a vacuum - hellp!)

25 Right mind left  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:58:34am

Boy, this talking to myself is like being at home alone...

26 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 7:59:16am

Does this mean we can withstand a Drudgelanche now?

27 redc1c4  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:01:06am

i was wondering when i could get back in... LoL was locked out too.

off to a j*b interview this AM, so no hanging out here for me.

28 DistantThunder  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:01:15am

Had a long dinner talk with Mr DT last night about all the things people might have done during the terror attacks especially in the hotels and restaraunts that had plenty of alcohol, and dishwashing soap. And lots of sharp knives.

29 Right mind left  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:01:53am

I can't see anyone else - it's me, right? Finally I will see what everyone else has been saying and you'll say, sure...we believe you...

Is the new server faster than the speed of light or did it solve the space time continuum problem by folding on itself and stringing us out on that new string theory? Yeah, string theory is superseding threads now.

30 redc1c4  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:01:58am

re: #22 Right mind left

Hmmm, are you the one derailing the hamsters with your negative thinking?

no. that's Moriarty...

31 Deafdog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:03:00am

re: #19 Honorary Yooper

To quote someone, "Screw them!". Let them be unhappy. If they bleed enough money, then they can't be big jerks, just little jerks.

I'm not crying for them. In fact, I'd like to discuss the implications regarding oil are to see how this is going to play out in domestic US politics.

The predicitions I've seen is for Oil will fall below $40 by 1st quarter of 2009, and stay below $50 until last quarter of 2009, decimating the domestic domestic industry. Will they ask for - or get - a bailout?

Towards the end of 2009, the price will start to rebound to a range of $75 -$90 by the end of 2010 - setting up for a nice campaign issue for 2010 election. Then, we will get another explosion in prices, setting up for a nice presidential campaign issue.

32 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:03:20am

Alright! I am back.

Seems I have said that before though.

33 Right mind left  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:03:55am

I still am unable to get new comments unless I post something, then preview it...

34 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:06:14am

re: #32 Ford_Prefect

Alright! I am back.

Seems I have said that before though.

It's deja vu all over again.

35 VegasRick  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:07:01am

.

36 Deafdog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:07:31am

re: #35 VegasRick

.

Spoken with conviction!

37 VegasRick  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:07:56am

re: #33 Right mind left

I still am unable to get new comments unless I post something, then preview it...

Me too.

38 saberry0530  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:08:02am

re: #34 Honorary Yooper

It's deja vu all over again.

IT's vu ja de. The ffeling you get that none of this has ever happend before

39 redc1c4  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:09:37am

re: #28 DistantThunder

Had a long dinner talk with Mr DT last night about all the things people might have done during the terror attacks especially in the hotels and restaraunts that had plenty of alcohol, and dishwashing soap. And lots of sharp knives.

never forget the usefulness of a dry chemical fire extinguisher:

the powder stream reaches farther than any pepper spray, and unlike pepper, no one is immune to it's effects. while they are coughing their lungs out and pawing at their eyes, you can whack the shit out of them, ala Mandy, with the canister, then take their weapons.

40 VegasRick  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:09:47am

re: #36 Deafdog

Spoken with conviction!

I'm suprised you could hear me.

41 Deafdog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:09:57am

In Other, other, other news...Saxby Chambliss credits Palin for his win.

42 Deafdog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:12:09am

re: #40 VegasRick

I'm suprised you could hear me.

I think folks are just discouraged from posting for the moment. I had the same hic-ups this morning as everone else, but LGF seems back to normal to me now.

43 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:12:41am

Bill Clinton eyes role, too

Former President Bill Clinton says he is open to the possibility of a role in the Obama administration but said he otherwise plans to be deferential to both the president and Clinton's wife, the soon-to-be secretary of state.

Clinton could be named as a sort of super-ambassador on a specific issue like India, or on a broad topic like restoring goodwill for the United States abroad. He was deferential to President George W. Bush, accepting assignments on hurricane and tsunami relief in conjunction with the president’s father, former President George H.W. Bush

OMG- wasn't this predicted in a spoof?

44 Buck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:12:43am

I love that new server smell.

45 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:13:44am

re: #43 Sharmuta

Life imitates satire.

46 Bumr50  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:14:01am

I think my girlfriend has something in the loo for loose ends.
Let me look...

47 Right mind left  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:14:04am

re: #30 redc1c4

no. that's Moriarty...

Which one?!

In fiction

* Count Jim Moriarty, character in The Goon Show;
* Dean Moriarty, character in the novel On the Road by Jack Kerouac;
* Jack Moriarty, a mostly-hallucinated nemesis of Gregory House on the Holmes-inspired television series House;
* Mark Moriarty, troublemaking character from the 1993 DOS game Eagle Eye Mysteries;
* Moriarty - Tank radio operator and engineer in the 1970 film Kelly's Heroes;
* Professor Moriarty, a popular villain in the Sherlock Holmes series of mysteries;
* Colin Moriarty, crime boss and owner of Moriarty's Saloon located in Megaton of the action role-playing game Fallout 3;

[edit] In real life

* Brian Moriarty, computer game author mostly known for Trinity and Loom;
* Cathy Moriarty-Gentile, American actress nominated for a Best Supporting Actress Academy Award for her role in Raging Bull;
* Cecil Moriarty, Irish rugby international;
* Drew McWeeny, film critic who writes under the pseudonym "Moriarty";
* George Moriarty, American baseball player and umpire;
* Jack Moriarty, an Australian rules footballer;
* John Moriarty (conductor), American conductor and stage director;
* John Moriarty (writer), Irish writer and philosopher;
* Michael Moriarty, American actor now based in British Columbia, Canada; grandson of the baseball player;
* Paul Moriarty, Democratic State Assemblyman from New Jersey representing the 4th Legislative District; Mayor of Washington Township (Gloucester County, NJ); former investigative journalist for KYW-TV, channel 3 (CBS Network) Philadelphia, PA;
* William Moriarty, a leader of the Communist Party of Canada who sided with the Right Opposition

I tried to post this before with some additional comment about not commenting so much usually except now I can't get new comments unless I post a comment (way to resolve extreme lurkers?)...

48 bloodnok  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:14:12am

Let's have the election again so we can see how the debate threads hold up.

49 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:15:11am

It dudd'n woik so good.

50 Buck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:16:48am

re: #9 Occasional Reader

And in other news:

Guardian commentidiotator: Mumbai massacre is just another example of how everything in "the region" sucks, and it's all America's fault, and maybe Obama can save it, but probably not, because even he's just an American, and they all suck.

[I'm paraphrasing, but only slightly]

In the article it says "Yasser Arafat gave blood for the people of New York." Ick... He gave his HIV filled blood to NY?

I don't even think that is true. If anyone is registered on that site and can leave a comment, please ask.

51 Lee Coller  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:17:08am

test

52 Right mind left  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:17:17am

re: #43 Sharmuta

I thought it was "eyes roll" HAHAHAHAAA...

53 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:18:22am

My nic is not blue. No one has a blue nic.

54 Deafdog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:19:02am

Good stuff here...Media Bias poll

55 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:20:10am

re: #53 Sharmuta

My nic is not blue. No one has a blue nic.

No, but someone here has a red stapler...

56 Deafdog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:22:20am

re: #55 vxbush

No, but someone here has a red stapler...


...a Swingline, no doubt

57 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:22:45am

re: #56 Deafdog

...a Swingline, no doubt

Aha! It must be you, for I did not mention a manufacturer!
/boy, this is lame on my part

58 SummerSong  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:22:46am

Terrific! Thank you, Charles.

59 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:23:31am

Buck is blue...

60 Deafdog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:23:42am

re: #55 vxbush

No, but someone here has a red stapler...

Stupid factoid - Before Office Space, Swingline did not even MAKE red staplers. The props dept just painted one for the movie.

61 2by2  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:23:56am

thanks, Charles
I see the difference, it's loading much faster.

62 Erik The Red  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:25:44am

Welcome back Lizards was feeling very lonely this morning only me and Blue fora few hours.

63 MikeAlv77  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:25:45am

Know this was on a previous thread but saw this for myself.. Went to a local gun shop on the way home last night to get some ammo. They had plenty but what was interesting was that in the 10 minutes I was there is that they sold 2 handguns... Guy told me Obama getting elected is the best thing for his business.. People are buying guns like crazy he told me!

64 Erik The Red  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:28:18am

Still getting the wheel of death

65 Buck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:28:45am

re: #59 Sharmuta

Buck is blue...

Yes I am... My 15 y/o daughter is giving me grief about her school work, my car uses gasoline as if it was still cheap, and my jeans don't fit right anymore.

How did you know?

66 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:29:11am

I have tested my dinger- it works.

67 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:29:32am

re: #66 Sharmuta

I have tested my dinger- it works.

But just not in public next time, okay?

68 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:30:07am

re: #53 Sharmuta

My nic is not blue. No one has a blue nic.

{Sharmuta}
I don't LIKE it when you're blue.
Stay just the way you ARE!
/hyperventilating

69 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:30:43am

re: #66 Sharmuta

I have tested my dinger- it works.

You bawdy wench!

70 96RoadKing  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:31:02am

There must be a lot of loose ends to address. I'm still having difficulties.

Greetings to all from Minnesnowta!

71 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:31:28am

re: #65 Buck

I am a sensitive Smurf.

72 Erik The Red  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:31:38am

re: #66 Sharmuta

I have tested my dinger- it works.

Missed the normal over night/dead thread Lizards. Had to think of something to say, instead of lurking.

73 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:31:44am

re: #64 Erik The Red

Still getting the wheel of death

*salute* to the last lizard crawling last night

74 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:32:41am

re: #67 vxbush

Hey- Mandy turns hers ON in public.

75 Erik The Red  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:32:59am

re: #73 pre-Boomer Marine brat

*salute* to the last lizard crawling last night

Yes I was. Back from the bar. Still buying for everyone.

76 razorbacker  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:33:42am

Almost on topic. Pretty good by razorbacker standards.

Can anyone recommend a reliable shop for laptop repair? I'm not interested in sending it back to HP, as it is long out of warranty.

HP Pavillion 5375us. It has a bad power supply. It's not the cord, I've checked.

Quick inspection doesn't even reveal the mystery of opening the case. It may well be that a 3 pound drilling hammer and crowbar aren't the proper tools to use, anyway.

If you don't want to comment on site, I've blued the nic.

77 Ojoe  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:34:07am

Well LGF loaded pretty slowly when I first tried it this AM; it cane up all funny and only partially.

Then I tried again, and got "can't connect, server dropped the connection, which happens sometimes when the server is busy."

3rd time worked OK.

And here are the San Gabriel Mountains of California, purple in the morning sunlight. The Towercam, Pacific time zone.

Good Morning All.

78 Right mind left  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:34:08am

re: #51 Lee Coller

test

this is only a test, if it were an actual emergency...

79 Lee Coller  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:34:10am

See if I can make my name blue.

80 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:34:11am

re: #69 pre-Boomer Marine brat

You bawdy wench!

They don't call me Sharmuta for nuthin' you know.

81 Eowyn2  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:34:17am

re: #1 scottishbuzzsaw

Oh darn...I was finally able to keep up with the threads when LGF was slow. All hope is lost now.

heck, I'm usually 200 posts behind everyone else.

82 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:34:23am

Hey Lizards - couldn't get on all morning. Glad to see LGF is up & running again.

83 DistantThunder  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:34:42am

Occassional Reader said on the last thread: One thing at least we know about Obama is that he's a great gun salesman. Who knew?

84 lawhawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:35:31am

Well, I guess today will be a bug squashing kind of day. In India, they're still finding bombs left over from the terror attack, which begs the question of why the bomb squad didn't sweep the site of all the attacks for additional weapons and bombs, if only to prevent accidental discharge/detonations while investigators sought out intel and evidence from the various locations.

India, and Mumbai in particular, is going to have to get a crash course in upgrading their SWAT capabilities in a hurry. The attacks exposed a tremendous hole in their domestic security. At the same time, India is demanding Pakistan hand over 20 LeT terrorists, and Pakistan is giving them the silent treatment for the moment, but suggests that if Pakistanis are involved that Pakistan will handle the trials... That's not exactly a comforting thought either.

85 Erik The Red  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:35:39am

The Wheel on the bus goes round and round, round and round. That Fucking wheel on the bus goes round and...

86 Bubblehead II  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:35:44am

Dinnerjacket is in trouble. :-)

Ahmadinejad: Iranian economy in danger

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was quoted Wednesday as saying that Iran will be forced to trim spending and generous subsidies and raise taxes. It's a sensitive admission for the Iranian president, who is seeking re-election in June.

This isn't going to sit well with the Iranian people.

87 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:36:02am

re: #74 Sharmuta

Hey- Mandy turns hers ON in public.

Yes, but she doesn't announce it so broadly as you do.

/

In other news, we got a new portable DVD players for the son. I have to say, the picture was really, really good on it. And it has the rotating display, which is really handy. But they made the mistake of making the lid to the DVD disk cover of a plastic that keeps every single darn fingerprint you can imagine. Why didn't they even think about that?

88 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:36:42am

Charles,

Two problems I've seen so far:

1. When I go to make a comment on a spinoff link, it claims that I am not logged in, when I most certainly am, and can upding/downding the links.
2. The ability to reverse a ding on the spinoff links seems to be non-functional.

89 razorbacker  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:36:48am

Oh, goody. Market up 75 points when Obama begins to speak.

Which way will it go? What a mystery.

Hush, Obama. Just be quiet a while, please?

90 Eowyn2  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:36:58am

re: #70 96RoadKing

How are things going in your senate race.
Has Frankin found more ballots in his closet?

91 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:39:05am

re: #86 Bubblehead II

It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Iran's breakeven price for oil is $90.

92 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:39:25am

re: #87 vxbush

Yes, but she doesn't announce it so broadly as you do.

Oh yes she did- it was pretty funny too. I think I stuck it in my favorites.

93 lawhawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:39:36am

re: #86 Bubblehead II

I doubt he's going to touch his spending on the nuclear program or his missile tech. You know, the very programs that are funded by those oil revenues that have all but dried up as a result of the global slump.

94 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:39:45am

re: #91 DeafDog

It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Iran's breakeven price for oil is $90.

Guess they'll have to spend less money on their nuke program.

What a shame.

95 Eowyn2  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:40:11am

re: #84 lawhawk

Well, I guess today will be a bug squashing kind of day. In India, they're still lawhawk.blogspot.com...] target="_blank">At the same time, India is demanding Pakistan hand over 20 LeT terrorists, and Pakistan is giving them the silent treatment for the moment, but suggests that if Pakistanis are involved that Pakistan will handle the trials... That's not exactly a comforting thought either.

Don't worry, I'm sure the UN or Jimmy Carter will watch the proceedings to make sure they are utterly fair and unbiased.

96 Right mind left  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:40:32am

I'm still not able to get new comments unless I post. Geez, you'll have to put me on GAZE since the only thing I can think of after Sharm's dinger comment is 'posting' on a horse...but we don't need to have this turn into a pole thread...

97 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:41:06am

re: #92 Sharmuta

Oh yes she did- it was pretty funny too. I think I stuck it in my favorites.

Oh. Well, then I take it back. Carry on, then!

98 SummerSong  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:43:18am

Bill Richardson speaking to us in Spanish on FOX news

99 Athos  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:43:37am

re: #84 lawhawk

I think the Pakistani government is getting very close to learning the risk when one spends a lot of time walking on the double yellow center line of a very busy road - eventually a wreck is going to take place.

They are going to have to decide to either confront the radical and rogue elements and perhaps spark a civil war or risk a war because they will not confront those elements. It's not that different from the question that the Taliban had to answer in 2001.

100 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:44:26am

re: #97 vxbush

Here:

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Look for our forthcoming book, The Joys of Dinging, coming soon.

101 notutopia  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:44:38am

Still have much difficulty here. Site freezes up. Will not refresh without booting me off LGF and then saying that the server cannot be reached. Keep getting the spinning wheel and also mucho difficulty then at attempts to re log in. New Comments are not reloading...
I'll come back later so that the constant attempts at refreshing is not dogging down the system. I'm sure this must be happening to others, the traffic this morning is too limited to just a few lizards who were able to get into the site.
BBL Lizards.
: )

102 Right mind left  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:44:55am

re: #85 Erik The Red

The Wheel on the bus goes round and round, round and round. That Fucking wheel on the bus goes round and...

you are turning red...

Is this a color thread?

/racist


while waiting...
Down the fire pole, round and round the drain hole...I'm so dizzy...

103 Athos  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:45:04am

re: #98 SummerSong

So much for change...more Clintonista retreads.

104 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:46:04am

OK, this time I am not saying that I am back.

105 Right mind left  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:47:40am

I think I will come back later too, no need for me to 'clog' things up.

106 Erik The Red  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:49:19am

I am following the the thread on spy.

107 Erik The Red  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:49:47am

Still very slow.

108 Erik The Red  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:50:28am

Am I the only one here AGAIN.

109 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:50:45am

re: #104 Ford_Prefect

OK, this time I am not saying that I am back.

Are you front?

110 Erik The Red  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:52:06am

Oh crap what have I done. Must be Africa.

111 Erik The Red  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:53:59am

Charles I am no expert, but could the problems that LGF have something to do with IP address's

112 wrenchwench  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:54:29am

What a coincidence. My ISP did a major upgrade last night, and I had to spend 5 minutes on the phone with them to get online. The poor guy had to re-enter all my info. I asked him if he was going to have to do that for all their customers, and he said "I'm afraid so."

{geeks}

113 saberry0530  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:58:28am

Dow up 113.02

114 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 8:59:04am

A belated mornin' all.

I read an encouraging article by Gearson in the WaPo this a.m. in which he pointed out that The One may well hold a great deal of the course already established by the much-maligned W.

I also see in a Tony Blankley article cited at RCP that Obama just may turn out to be a bit of a centrist.

Did all the Kossacks, Code Pinkies & Huffers get taken to the cleaners? Oh, my.

115 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:01:40am

Testing...

116 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:06:05am

re: #84 lawhawk

Well, I guess today will be a bug squashing kind of day. In India, they're still finding bombs left over from the terror attack, which begs the question of why the bomb squad didn't sweep the site of all the attacks for additional weapons and bombs, if only to prevent accidental discharge/detonations while investigators sought out intel and evidence from the various locations.

India, and Mumbai in particular, is going to have to get a crash course in upgrading their SWAT capabilities in a hurry. The attacks exposed a tremendous hole in their domestic security. At the same time, India is demanding Pakistan hand over 20 LeT terrorists, and Pakistan is giving them the silent treatment for the moment, but suggests that if Pakistanis are involved that Pakistan will handle the trials... That's not exactly a comforting thought either.

One thing continues to stump me. Islam is basically a religion invented by and for traders. It's central motif is about business relations. That said, how come the larger Muslim community hasn't taking these idiots out for being bad for business?

117 Prikolno  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:09:31am

Charles, are you collocating the server or renting a dedicated server ? Who is managing it for you ?

118 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:12:09am

re: #115 Charles

re: #116 unreconstructed rebel

Charles, everything beyond line 1 is being truncated.

119 wrenchwench  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:17:54am

re: #116 unreconstructed rebel

This post looks more complete in "lgf spy" than it does in this window. And the "quote" thing wouldn't quote # 116.

Squash those bugs!

120 ~BfromTX  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:20:53am

Hi...testing...

121 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:21:39am

Those comment problems are not due to server bugs. #116 has an unclosed HTML tag.

122 ~BfromTX  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:21:58am

hmmm...that was 108 sec. after pushing "PTC"

123 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:22:47am

We do have some problems going on, possibly related to the change of IP address for the new server. Still checking.

124 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:24:03am

FYI: Realwest emailed me and asked me to post this:

Hi Vicki! I hope you are well - if you can post on LGF, could ya please post that everytime I try to post ANYTHING, I get a message that I'm not logged in - even though I am? I logged out, then logged in again and tried to post and got another message saying I'm not logged in!
Gah!
125 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:24:19am

re: #119 wrenchwench

This post looks more complete in "lgf spy" than it does in this window. And the "quote" thing wouldn't quote # 116.

Squash those bugs!

Quote function works fine in preview. I'm having a couple wheels of death here, a few slow page loads there. Dinger works.

Testing

The only problem I have is I'm not blue. I feel nekkid.

126 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:26:47am

re: #125 Sharmuta

The only problem I have is I'm not blue. I feel nekkid.

Your comment looks smurfy to me, Sharm.

127 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:32:10am

Mandy was rating a comment, got knocked out and cannot get logged back in.

128 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:32:38am

Testing...

129 Deafdog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:32:59am

re: #124 vxbush

FWIW - I had to repeat the log-on a few times this morning before the operation stuck and I could post.

130 Ojoe  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:33:51am

I have been getting "Safari Can't find server."

131 nyc redneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:34:24am

wow, hey everyone.
good thing i had a lot to do this morning. to keep me busy.
i was abt. to have a conniption fit trying to get on.
lol

132 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:35:20am

The spell check is not working. I get an error message the list cannot be opened.

133 turn  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:35:24am

re: #123 Charles

The page didn't load for me this morning, just checked back now and was able to load. I got the swirrling circle of death trying to log on on the front page, had to go to the comments in order to log on. Don't know if these are problems related to the switch so just FYI. Oh, and got an error just now trying to spell check this post.

134 wahabicorridor  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:38:34am

MAY HAVE NOTICED SOME DOWNTIME?!

I think it's called withdrawal

135 Mike in Georgia  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:39:05am

Just testing.

136 turn  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:39:12am

re: #129 Deafdog

FWIW - I had to repeat the log-on a few times this morning before the operation stuck and I could post.


Instead of trying to log onto the main page, try going to the comments and logging in there. It worked for me.

137 Mike in Georgia  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:40:01am

Another test.

138 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:40:02am

re: #121 Charles

Those comment problems are not due to server bugs. #116 has an unclosed HTML tag.

Interesting. I started by quoting #84 lawhawk, then adding a response. Same thing happened two different times starting from scratch. Second time, I saw the problem in preview & did not post. Hmmm. Wonder when/how the tag got smushed?

139 turn  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:40:30am

re: #134 wahabicorridor

MAY HAVE NOTICED SOME DOWNTIME?!

I think it's called withdrawal


hahaha, but true! I haven't visited LGF since last Wednesday and when I couldn't load the page this morning my heart sank.

140 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:40:44am

Charles, I think you have fixed it. I can now keep up with LGF comments.

/Not sure that the slow pacing will sit well with all lizards.

141 Mike in Georgia  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:42:20am

Seems fine now.

142 Deafdog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:42:24am

re: #136 turn

Instead of trying to log onto the main page, try going to the comments and logging in there. It worked for me.

Now that you mention it, that's exactly where I had luck, too.

143 redstateredneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:43:22am

Tried to post a comment and it got stuck.

144 Kenneth  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:43:36am

wow... it took or ever to get online today! What's up with the hamsters?

145 redstateredneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:43:43am

Tah-dah! ! ! Success.

146 redstateredneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:44:30am

re: #144 Kenneth

wow... it took or ever to get online today! What's up with the hamsters?

Hamsters got a new cage and have been moving their shit around.

147 JumpLandPackRepeat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:44:39am

Thanks for the upgrade Charles.

Working on first cup of coffee...mmm...tastes like an Angel...

Ready to get edumicated through some interesting thread topics and debates.

148 SummerSong  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:45:02am

re: #117 Prikolno

Charles, are you collocating the server or renting a dedicated server ? Who is managing it for you ?

I have a question...how would you knowing that help anything?

149 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:45:19am

OK, the spell checker is fixed.

Still working on other problems.

150 zerodamage  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:45:38am

I am noticing serious performance issues on the main page. The comments load up fairly quickly but loading the main page is painfully slow.

151 Erik The Red  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:46:38am

Logged in. Hello all Lizards that can read this. Charles thank you for all you do to keep your site running fast and smoothly. Today must be very frustrating. It makes me very greatfull for what you do.

152 turn  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:48:20am

re: #143 redstateredneck

Tried to post a comment and it got stuck.

me too, had to refresh

153 seekeroftruth  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:48:53am

Yea! ...finally made it in! : - )
Thanks Charles and congratulations on the new server!

154 turn  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:49:23am

re: #144 Kenneth

wow... it took or ever to get online today! What's up with the hamsters?


It only took you or ever, it took me for ever!

/

155 Mike in Georgia  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:49:48am

"WHACK"


well that helped

156 Ojoe  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:50:14am

re: #144 Kenneth

The Hamsters are getting a bailout.

Ha ha.

157 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:50:25am

re: #154 turn

It only took you or ever, it took me for ever!

/

LOL! Clever and witty.

158 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:51:12am

re: #155 Mike in Georgia

"WHACK"


well that helped

No whacking till Mandy gets here.

159 turn  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:51:15am

re: #155 Mike in Georgia

"WHACK"


well that helped

Now I've hit my head very hard three times now and nothing has changed. What's up?

160 redstateredneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:51:24am

Charles, We do all appreciate your improvements. I promise I'm gonna hit the tip jar as soon as I finish my Christmas shopping!

161 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:52:33am

Test

162 Spenser (with an S)  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:52:38am

So, for your viewing pleasure... more fake-Christian moonbattery. I got such good responses yesterday (which I promptly pummeled him with) that I thought I would share again;


Regarding constructive criticism of the Arab world, it is a difficult process. I doubt that I will ever be qualified to be effective at constructively criticizing it even if I stay here for the rest of my life. The one people group to whom I feel that I am capable of offering criticism is on Americans, especially Americans who are not aware of some of the historical truths of the Middle East Conflict. I am in no position to tell Arabs what to do. I am in no position to tell the Israelis what to do. My own roots are far away from what is happening here. What I can do is influence Americans. America is responsible for many of the injustices that take place in the conflict. Those bombs that fell over Lebannon two and a half years ago were made in America and paid for by America. I CAN object to that. I CAN criticize that because it is my home and my people who are perpetrating the injustice... so I do. I criticize American foreign policy by attempting to explain the deeper truths of the Arab-Israeli conflict.
If I criticized Arabs or Israelis, I wouldnt get anywhere. They would simply say, "you dont know what it is like to be us"... and they would be right. I dont know what it is like to be a survivor of the Holocaust. I dont know what it is like to be forced from my home late at night. I dont know what it is like to grow up in a refugee camp, my father in an Israeli prison, held without a trial and without even being told what he did. I cannot speak to these people. I speak to Americans who see the Middle East in stark colors of black and white.

So, my suggestion is, instead of trying to constructively criticize Israel or the Arab countries, try to spread the truth about injustices that happen in the Middle East and then criticize US foreign policy in the region... because it certainly does stand in need of criticism.

/gack!

163 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:53:33am

From Mandy:

I got logged in, tried to post a comment and then got a window saying I'm not logged in.

164 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:54:25am

re: #124 vxbush Thanks for posting that.

CHARLES - please ignore my e-mail!

165 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:55:17am

re: #163 Sharmuta
Sharm - see vxbush's comment at #124.

166 redstateredneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:55:30am

re: #161 realwest

Test

hey, {real}!

167 Mike in Georgia  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:56:47am

re: #163 Sharmuta

tell her to log out on front page and log in on comment page and
try again

168 vapig  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:57:05am

[test]

Good day, all.

169 vapig  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:57:35am

yaaay!

170 Ojoe  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:57:41am

re: #162 Spenser (with an S)

I am in no position to tell Arabs what to do.

I am: Quit murdering.

Gack is right.

171 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:58:43am

Man, deja vu, it felt like yesterday when my 30 minute drive home took 4 hours

172 Pyrocles  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:58:53am

Good news that this may hurt his chances for "re-election". Mahmoud may in fact lose to another candidate hand-picked by the same Guardian Council that picked him... Didn't the last Iranian election get like 8% voter turnout? The candidates are all the same; each hand-picked by the real rulers - the mullahs.

re: #86 Bubblehead II

Dinnerjacket is in trouble. :-)

Ahmadinejad: Iranian economy in danger

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was quoted Wednesday as saying that Iran will be forced to trim spending and generous subsidies and raise taxes. It's a sensitive admission for the Iranian president, who is seeking re-election in June.

This isn't going to sit well with the Iranian people.

173 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:58:57am

Am I in? I'm not sure what is working and what isn't. Feels like the matrix...

174 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:59:44am

re: #162 Spenser (with an S)

So, for your viewing pleasure... more fake-Christian moonbattery. I got such good responses yesterday (which I promptly pummeled him with) that I thought I would share again;
/gack!

I guess he wants the west to go the way of Europe into the Dark Age. The Church's official position then was to go sit in a cave & let the world go to hell.

As for me and my house? No thank you.

175 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 9:59:56am

re: #162 Spenser (with an S)

So, for your viewing pleasure... more fake-Christian moonbattery. I got such good responses yesterday (which I promptly pummeled him with) that I thought I would share again;


/gack!

What an asshat. America causes relatively little problems in the Middle East. To borrow from Billy Joel: We don't start the fires. We don't light 'em, but we try to fight 'em. But that fact will never be understood by buffoons such as him.

176 SummerSong  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:01:29am

I'm not experiencing any of the problems being mentioned here (though I have in the past). Perhaps because I stayed logged in overnight?

Hopefully, Charles works it out.

177 Flying Dutchman  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:02:23am

re: #160 redstateredneck

Charles, We do all appreciate your improvements. I promise I'm gonna hit the tip jar as soon as I finish my Christmas shopping!


Going to the top jar right now, before Christmas, I rather give to LGF than spend on some useless Chinese made rubbish.

178 Flying Dutchman  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:03:04am

I meant the tip jar... of course

179 Ojoe  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:03:34am

re: #174 unreconstructed rebel

Actually in the Dark Ages the Church was saving what was left of civilization.

180 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:03:38am

Glad to be back. Been having a heck of a time getting back to LGF and logged in again.

For some reason it is claiming I am not logged in when I attempt to comment.

181 3 wood  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:03:59am

Good afternoon.

In market news the DOW opened way down, then shot up to around 110 points over, now is at 62 points up.

Oil is down to $47.37.

Funny how it was "price fixing" and Bush's fault when oil was $147 a barrel but now it's good old supply and demand. So much for the windfall profits tax.

182 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:04:17am

PA: Hebron tensions could erupt into all-out confrontation

"The presence of the Jewish settlers in the city is a serious provocation," the PA officials said. "Unless the [Israeli] government removes them from the city, there will be a big explosion."
...
Nabil Abu Rudaineh, a spokesman for Abbas, accused the IDF of "collusion" with the settlers in launching attacks on Palestinian residents of Hebron. He said that the latest violence in the city was part of an "organized terrorism campaign" against the Palestinians.

Ehud "The Goniff" Olmert will probably not hesitate to unleash the IDF on the settlers.
The sooner Israelis elect a new government the better - and hopefully one who will move to formally annex the West Bank and Gaza unless the PA and Hamas can get their act together in short order.

183 Russkilitlover  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:04:46am

Good morning, all. I actually got some work done earlier, since I couldn't log on. Whew! Glad that's over...now back to LGF and the new super server.

184 Ojoe  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:05:06am

re: #181 3 wood

House prices will take a similar fall IMHO

185 redstateredneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:05:14am

re: #177 Flying Dutchman

Going to the top jar right now, before Christmas, I rather give to LGF than spend on some useless Chinese made rubbish.

Good for you! I'd do it, but I have grown children who still expect their stockings filled for Christmas. It could get ugly.

186 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:06:07am

#166 redstaterneck - Hey {Red} - I noticed that, starting with your comment, the "reply" and "quote" functions don't appear anymore!
How are ya doing?
And the first time I tried posting the above message, I was told that I was not logged in - again!
But I noticed on 3 woods comment #181 that the reply and quote functions are back!

187 Muadib  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:06:22am

Excellent. A new and more powerful server to help us pound on the Obama administration. Marxism should never get a moment of rest.

188 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:06:31am

re: #184 Ojoe

House prices will take a similar fall IMHO

They already have in those areas where they rose to astronomical heights.

189 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:06:45am

Okay, the halo-emitters seem stable...

Glad you made it in, RealWest. I know my DTs were fierce!

190 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:06:53am

Things are slowly getting better, as I discover the little differences in the new server. Hang in there.

191 redstateredneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:07:09am

re: #186 realwest

Charles is still tweaking.

192 Bubblehead II  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:07:14am

First off, thanks to all of you who responded to my earlier post. I wasn't ignoring you, just kept getting thrown off

re: #91 DeafDog

He!

re: #93 lawhawk

He may not want to cut funding, but the Mullahs may have a different idea if wide spread rioting starts to occur because of cuts to their freebies.

re: #172 Pyrocles

We can only hope he gets replaced by someone who is a bit more moderate.

193 Ojoe  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:07:23am

re: #190 Charles

Thanks Charles

194 redstateredneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:08:09am

re: #189 vxbush

Okay, the halo-emitters seem stable...

Glad you made it in, RealWest. I know my DTs were fierce!

Chocolate is a good substitute.

195 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:08:19am

re: #182 Spare O'Lake

PA: Hebron tensions could erupt into all-out confrontation


Ehud "The Goniff" Olmert will probably not hesitate to unleash the IDF on the settlers.
The sooner Israelis elect a new government the better - and hopefully one who will move to formally annex the West Bank and Gaza unless the PA and Hamas can get their act together in short order.

The question the article doesn't answer is: What did the Arabs do to warrant a settler response? As a rule, when there are Arab-Israeli clashes, the cause is some form of violent Arab Jew-hatred.

196 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:08:22am

re: #190 Charles

Things are slowly getting better, as I discover the little differences in the new server. Hang in there.

Good luck!

197 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:08:56am

re: #194 redstateredneck

Chocolate is a good substitute.

True, but it only minimizes the shaking. It doesn't eliminate them completely.

Okay, gotta go work on the boss's machine. Gotta keep him happy.

198 aggieann  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:09:13am

re: #63 MikeAlv77

Know this was on a previous thread but saw this for myself.. Went to a local gun shop on the way home last night to get some ammo. They had plenty but what was interesting was that in the 10 minutes I was there is that they sold 2 handguns... Guy told me Obama getting elected is the best thing for his business.. People are buying guns like crazy he told me!

Mr. Aggie is a licensed firearms dealer, and last night he ordered a couple of guns off of a manufacturer's website. From the time he filled in the forms to the time he completed his order, the number of that particular weapon that was in stock dropped by half, from 60 something to 30 something.

199 Kenneth  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:09:34am

Bracing for that 3 A.M. Call

Before too long, British bookies will be taking bets on which early-morning crisis call Barack Obama will take first. Experts are now warning that the president-elect is facing a veritable "hornet's nest" in the Middle East, led by the prospect that Iran will have a nuclear bomb within a year.


And meanwhile:
US should expect a nuclear or biological terrorist attack by 2013, report says

The margin of safety in America is "shrinking, not growing", the bipartisan report said, and it urged the US to "move with a sense of urgency" to improve security.

The report, which will be published on Wednesday, cites US ally Pakistan as a hotspot for danger: "Were one to map terrorism and weapons of mass destruction today, all roads would intersect in Pakistan."

Pakistan, you say?
India Names Mumbai Mastermind

India has accused a senior leader of the Pakistani militant group Lashkar-e-Taiba of orchestrating last week's terror attacks that killed at least 172 people here, and demanded the Pakistani government turn him over and take action against the group.

Just two days before hitting the city, the group of 10 terrorists who ravaged India's financial capital communicated with Yusuf Muzammil and four other Lashkar leaders via a satellite phone that they left behind on a fishing trawler they hijacked to get to Mumbai, a senior Mumbai police official told The Wall Street Journal. The entire group also underwent rigorous training in a Lashkar-e-Taiba camp in Pakistani-controlled Kashmir, the official said.

What to do, what to do:

Rice Calls on Pakistan to Help in Mumbai Terror Investigation

Indian and U.S. officials have blamed the three-day assault on militant groups based in Pakistan.

Rice said the United States expects all "responsible governments" to help with the investigation and "Pakistan has a special responsibility to do so and to do so transparently, urgently and fully.

Rather blunt talk for Bush's diplomatrix.

200 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:09:49am

re: #190 Charles

Things are slowly getting better, as I discover the little differences in the new server. Hang in there.

Thanks. It seems to be little things here and there.

201 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:10:04am

re: #191 redstateredneck

Charles is still tweaking.

CHARLES IS TWEAKING?! Oh hell, no wonder stuff isnt working/

202 Russkilitlover  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:10:05am

re: #184 Ojoe

House prices will take a similar fall IMHO

They already have. I wouldn't expect prices to go into any more of a free fall, simply because homes have mortgages - maybe more foreclosure fallout. Rents are climbing and existing foreclosures are slooowwwly being absorbed. Combined with the utter stop in new home building, this is good for stabilization of the housing market. Demand should begin to increase again in late '09. My $.02.

203 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:10:41am

The blue is back?

204 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:10:50am

re: #203 Sharmuta

Hooray!

205 redstateredneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:11:11am

I've just found all these Life pics on Google images. This one makes you feel blessed when you get to feeling sorry for yourself and the current economy.

206 lawhawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:12:17am

re: #181 3 wood

Whiplash Obama strikes. Never mind on those windfall profits taxes.

207 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:12:34am

re: #203 Sharmuta

The blue is back?

Blue is the new back.

208 Flying Dutchman  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:13:10am

re: #185 redstateredneck

Good for you! I'd do it, but I have grown children who still expect their stockings filled for Christmas. It could get ugly.

I agree with the children wishes.

And thanks' for reminding us/me there is a tip jar that needs to get filled with some bucks from time to time !

209 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:13:20am

re: #206 lawhawk

Whiplash Obama strikes. Never mind on those windfall profits taxes.

Emily Littela policy.

210 redstateredneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:13:30am

re: #201 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

CHARLES IS TWEAKING?! Oh hell, no wonder stuff isnt working/

Uh-oh.

211 Randall Gross  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:14:01am

re: #205 redstateredneck

I've just found all these Life pics on Google images. This one makes you feel blessed when you get to feeling sorry for yourself and the current economy.

I have a modern equivalent to that pic somewhere in a box, from when I packed up the family and drove down the Alcan in 1988. Our engine blew out in Williams Lake, and that chewed up every bit of savings we had and we were both unemployed.

212 Erik The Red  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:14:09am

Good night Lizards. See you on the over night thread.

213 lawhawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:14:23am

re: #199 Kenneth

It's more blunt than that (re: Mumbai terror and US response). According to the Times of India, the US is suggesting that India should have a free reign to go after those responsible:

The United States has set the stage for punitive internationally-backed strikes by India against terrorist camps in Pakistan, if Islamabad does not act first to dismantle them, by rejecting President Zardari’s alibi that non-state actors were responsible for the last week’s carnage in Mumbai.

The game-changer, outlined by Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, among others, robs Islamabad of the fig leaf that Zardari used in his interview on Larry King Live that ''stateless actors'' are holding the whole world hostage and Pakistan was not to blame. Rice said in effect that the excuse does not absolve Pakistan responsibility for terrorist acts that originate from its territory,“ Rice said.

Although US officials have not outright approved immediate punitive Indian strikes against terrorist targets in Pakistan, it is clear Rice has bought time for Islamabad to prove its bonafides. Pakistan has a ''special responsibility'' and needs to act ''urgently'' she said, even as India has indicated it will wait for a Pakistani response to its demands before any punitive action.

In Washington, experts pressed the administration to expand the scope of punitive strikes to an international level to avoid making it an India-Pakistan issue, particularly since the death toll included citizens of ten countries.

''Rather than simply begging the Indians to show restraint, a better option could be to internationalise the response. Have the international community declare that parts of Pakistan have become ungovernable and a menace to international security,'' Robert Kagan, an influential analyst with the Carnegie Endowment, said.

Given that Pakistan has steadfastly refused to control the frontier provinces, let alone crack down on the madrassas, this is going to come to a head real quick.

214 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:14:27am

OH NOES! WHIRLY CIRCLE OF DOOM!

215 Randall Gross  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:14:56am

Commenting using the quote function is getting truncated.

216 Desert Dog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:15:19am

re: #206 lawhawk

Whiplash Obama strikes. Never mind on those windfall profits taxes.

If he's smart, he'll drop MOST of his pre-election pandering platform

217 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:15:42am

New comments button is KIA, have to either post or refresh to see new posts

218 gmsc  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:15:51am

United Auto Workers: Union Will Restart Contract Talks With Big 3 Car Manufacturers
UAW to Restart Contract Talks, End Jobs Bank

A United Auto Workers official says the union has agreed to restart contract talks with the Detroit Three automakers and delay their payments into a union-run health care trust.

The official, who asked not to be identified because the details had not been publicly announced, also said the union will take steps to eliminate the jobs bank in which laid-off workers are paid most of their salaries.

The CEOs of all three automakers are heading to Washington for congressional hearings this week on their request for a total of $34 billion in government loans to help them weather a recession and the worst auto sales climate in 26 years.

Congressional leaders have demanded business plans from all three that include a reduction in labor costs so Detroit is more competitive with foreign automakers with U.S. factories.

219 Randall Gross  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:15:55am

re: #214 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

OH NOES! WHIRLY CIRCLE OF DOOM!

test

220 lawhawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:17:00am

re: #182 Spare O'Lake

Jewish settlers in Hebron? Are you kidding me?

Jews have had a presence in Hebron since before Israel was even established. Jewish ties to the city go back to the construction of the Cave of Machpellah where the patriarchs and matriarchs are buried.

It's just another attempt to rewrite history and sanitize it of a Jewish presence.

221 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:17:22am

re: #216 Desert Dog

If he's smart, he'll drop MOST of his pre-election pandering platform


I hope he drops any anti-global warming initiatives as well.
/There are some good things that can come of it.

222 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:17:30am

re: #191 redstateredneck
Charles is still tweaking? I BEG your pardon, but I don't think that's any of our business!
AND I HADDA LOG OUT AND LOG BACK IN AGAIN!
Hope this post makes it!

223 Flying Dutchman  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:17:38am

re: #215 Thanos

Commenting using the quote function is getting truncated.

Just worked fine for me, you may need to reload page

224 Just_A_Grunt  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:17:58am

Seems the new server and the Flock browser I use don't get along all the time. I had to try mulitple times to get the home page to load. But then again it could be because of traffic or something else but I am not having the problem with other sites.
Flock is a Firefox product BTW.

225 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:18:42am

re: #179 Ojoe

Actually in the Dark Ages the Church was saving what was left of civilization.

That is somewhat true. The Church did become a repository for what remained of classical works. But the Church was not contribute much to science & philosophy. Mostly, the monks were just conservators. Ironically, it was the indians & muslims who continued to build on classical thinking, especially in mathematics & medicine.
BTW - have you ever read A Canticle for Leibowitz?

226 Randall Gross  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:18:45am

re: #205 redstateredneck

I've just found all these Life pics on Google images. This one makes you feel blessed when you get to feeling sorry for yourself and the current economy.

Let's try this again.
Somewhere in a box I have a 1988 equivalent to that photo. I quit my job, packed up the family and headed down the Alcan Highway. Our engine blew out due to the grades and the trailer we were towing, it chewed up every bit of our savings was chewed up to get repaired and down to Sacramento, where we were both unemployed. That first Christmas was a bit thin.

227 Czarny_Smok  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:18:57am

Testing - took forever to get in, was starting to go through withdrawal. Still having issues refreshing. Maybe some Raid will work on them there bugs!

228 Just_A_Grunt  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:19:16am

Crimminey Kept trying to post a response and kept getting the message to sign in. I signed in and out half a dozen times and finaly it let me back in.
I am posting htis using Firefox. Now I will go back to Flock and see what happens.

229 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:20:06am

re: #205 redstateredneck

I've just found all these Life pics on Google images. This one makes you feel blessed when you get to feeling sorry for yourself and the current economy.

Works in preview.

230 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:20:07am

re: #218 gmsc
How the hell did the Big 3 bailout go from $25 Billion to $34 Billion in one week?!

231 Dianna  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:20:32am

Thanks, Charles.

Now that I'm finally here.

232 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:20:38am

re: #205 redstateredneck

I've just found all these Life pics on Google images. This one makes you feel blessed when you get to feeling sorry for yourself and the current economy.

Yep. This, by contrast, is nowhere near a depression by any means.

233 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:21:07am

re: #230 realwest

How the hell did the Big 3 bailout go from $25 Billion to $34 Billion in one week?!

GM asked for $18B instead of $9B.

234 bosforus  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:21:09am

check. check. 1. 2.

235 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:21:30am

re: #226 Thanos

re: #232 Honorary Yooper

What browser are you guys using?

236 Flying Dutchman  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:21:51am

re: #222 realwest

Charles is still tweaking? I BEG your pardon, but I don't think that's any of our business!
AND I HADDA LOG OUT AND LOG BACK IN AGAIN!
Hope this post makes it!

I'm logged in since over a week and haven't had trouble with any function except during the down time.

237 Just_A_Grunt  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:21:56am

Posted using Flock...or not

238 bosforus  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:22:14am

re: #190 Charles

Things are slowly getting better, as I discover the little differences in the new server. Hang in there.

Life is so unnerving for a servant who's not serving
He's not whole without a soul to wait upon

239 redstateredneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:22:43am

re: #202 Russkilitlover

They already have. I wouldn't expect prices to go into any more of a free fall, simply because homes have mortgages - maybe more foreclosure fallout. Rents are climbing and existing foreclosures are slooowwwly being absorbed. Combined with the utter stop in new home building, this is good for stabilization of the housing market. Demand should begin to increase again in late '09. My $.02.

re: #210 redstateredneck

I pulled mine off the market when the contract with the realtor ran out. I don't have to sell right now, so I'm going to wait it out. No way I'm going to give it away!

240 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:23:00am

re: #230 realwest

How the hell did the Big 3 bailout go from $25 Billion to $34 Billion in one week?!

While the spigot is wide open, thirsty men will drink & drink.

241 redstateredneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:23:30am

re: #210 redstateredneck

I don't know what that is! ! !

242 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:24:17am
243 Son of the Black Dog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:24:33am

New comments button A-OK here.

244 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:24:46am

re: #236 Flying Dutchman
Well

I'm logged in since over a week and haven't had trouble with any function except during the down time.

isn't that special?! LOL! Read this thread; more people have had to log in and out and in and out than not!
What browser are y'all using?

245 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:25:21am

re: #235 Sharmuta

IE 7 at work (no other choice here).

246 Just_A_Grunt  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:25:29am

Great came back to Firefox because the comment I tried to post using Flock wouldn't post. I kept getting the spinning wheelie thingy and when I come over here to Firefox there is my comment which isn't showing up in Flock.

247 gmsc  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:25:31am

re: #210 redstateredneck

CHARLES IS

IS NOT!

248 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:25:34am

re: #195 Dark_Falcon

The question the article doesn't answer is: What did the Arabs do to warrant a settler response? As a rule, when there are Arab-Israeli clashes, the cause is some form of violent Arab Jew-hatred.

We are dealing here with the religiously and historically significant ancient biblical Jewish city of Hebron.
There are a few hundred Jews living in Hebron who are trying to survive in the middle of close to two hundred thousand hostile, violent, anti-Semitic, hateful, Arabs. The Arabs regularly harass, beat and kill the Jews.

249 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:25:40am

Charles,

I'm having the oddest problem. The system keeps claiming I am logged out when I try to comment after a reload. Now, I know that according to the log in boxes up top, and at the bottom of the thread page, I am logged in when this occurs. Is this due to the IP addresses?

250 Son of the Black Dog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:25:55am

re: #244 realwest

Firefox 3.0.4

251 redstateredneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:26:00am

The quote feature is certainly making some funny postings!

253 bloodnok  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:26:41am

I'm on IE6 at work and have been able to get in and out all morning.

254 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:26:47am

re: #205 redstateredneck

I've just found all these Life pics on Google images. This one makes you feel blessed when you get to feeling sorry for yourself and the current economy.

Works in preview in firefox

255 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:26:58am

re: #242 Iron Fist
Hey Bro' - the Democrats have been involved since the beginning - remember they still control BOTH houses of Congress.
And it looks like Franken is gonna steal Minn. senate seat, too!

256 redstateredneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:27:06am

re: #246 Just_A_Grunt

Great came back to Firefox because the comment I tried to post using Flock wouldn't post. I kept getting the spinning wheelie thingy and when I come over here to Firefox there is my comment which isn't showing up in Flock.

Sounds to me like you're flocked.

257 HoosierHoops  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:27:24am

Good Afternoon Lizards..
I've seen more spinning wheels here this morning than the pits of the Indy 500...

258 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:27:25am

re: #239 redstateredneck

re: #210 redstateredneck

I pulled mine off the market when the contract with the realtor ran out. I don't have to sell right now, so I'm going to wait it out. No way I'm going to give it away!

I'm hoping that I can keep up with the mortgage on my rental property and do the same. I hadn't planned on being a landlord, but the bottom fell out right as I went to sell the old place.

259 Russkilitlover  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:27:38am

re: #239 redstateredneck

I pulled mine off the market when the contract with the realtor ran out. I don't have to sell right now, so I'm going to wait it out. No way I'm going to give it away!

A good sign of full housing stabilization will the merger/acquisition activity among the top home builders. This hasn't happened yet but I would expect that it must. In a recovering housing market, there just won't be room enough for ALL of the big players of the past 10 years.

260 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:28:16am

re: #250 Son of the Black Dog

Firefox 3.0.4

Got that at home. Firefox isn't bad, but it could be much better, IMHO. One thing I do wish that Firefox had that IE does, is the cookie handling. I love how you can set up IE to accept/decline cookies with a popup box for every site you go to. With Firefox, it's all cookies or no cookies.

261 Bubblehead II  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:28:17am

re: #227 Czarny_Smok

Testing - took forever to get in, was starting to go through withdrawal. Still having issues refreshing. Maybe some Raid will work on them there bugs!

Here is you can of Raid.

262 kcjd  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:28:18am

Hey all! I finally made it in through the window last night...Yeah!

263 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:29:02am

re: #245 Honorary Yooper

IE 7 at work (no other choice here).

It's always IE.

264 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:29:04am
265 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:29:14am

re: #249 Honorary Yooper
Ask the Flying Dutchman at #236 how he's doing it!

266 Peacekeeper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:30:37am

How about a nice evolution thread Charles? That'll work the kinks out.

267 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:30:51am

re: #246 Just_A_Grunt
Uh, what's "Flock"?!?

268 HoosierHoops  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:30:52am

re: #262 kcjd

Hey all! I finally made it in through the window last night...Yeah!

Welcome! what's up today?

269 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:31:53am

re: #260 Honorary Yooper
Cookies? How about pie?!

270 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:32:21am

re: #269 realwest
Ah, well, some links apparently don't.

271 turn  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:32:28am

re: #243 Son of the Black Dog

New comments button A-OK here.


Not here.

272 HoosierHoops  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:32:45am

re: #266 Peacekeeper

How about a nice evolution thread Charles? That'll work the kinks out.

LOL
An ID thread is natures way of thinning the flock..

273 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:32:50am

re: #263 Sharmuta

It's always IE.

I checked the html tags in the preview on another one, and I don't think the loss of everything past the link has anything to do with open html tags. They all appeared closed to me.

274 turn  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:33:45am

re: #271 turn

Not here.


Must refresh the page to see new comments or make a post it would seem, button no workee

275 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:34:53am

re: #261 Bubblehead II

Here is you can of Raid.

A ha! Got it. Found the problem in the links that don't show up. In the tag there is an item called "target=blank". I removed it from all the html tags, and got the link to show up.

276 Flying Dutchman  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:36:09am

re: #244 realwest

Well

isn't that special?! LOL! Read this thread; more people have had to log in and out and in and out than not!
What browser are y'all using?

Safari 3.1.2 on... Mac OS X 10.5.5 (of course... never have problems with Macs ;-)

277 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:37:12am

re: #60 Deafdog

Stupid factoid - Before Office Space, Swingline did not even MAKE red staplers. The props dept just painted one for the movie.

I just want my stapler

278 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:37:14am

m

279 gop_patriot  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:37:31am

re: #274 turn

Must refresh the page to see new comments or make a post it would seem, button no workee

Working fine here, Firefox 2 on my old Mac. It's slower though, and so is the Preview button. Get the spinny wheel for a few seconds.

I'm just so glad LGF is back up, last night I got kicked off when I tried to refresh (or something, I can't remember exactly now) and all I could see was a white page with one ad at the top, the Logo, and the search feature (which worked btw, wierd). Argh.

280 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:37:33am

FUCKING A! I'M IN.

281 Flying Dutchman  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:37:40am

re: #275 Honorary Yooper

A ha! Got it. Found the problem in the links that don't show up. In the tag there is an item called "target=blank". I removed it from all the html tags, and got the link to show up.

"target=blank" means that the link must open in a new browser window

282 redstateredneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:37:44am

re: #278 MandyManners

m

&m?

283 HoosierHoops  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:37:57am

re: #278 MandyManners

m


a

284 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:38:22am

Well since this IS an open thread, I'm pleased to tell y'all that Best Buy actually came through for me!
After some, ah, discussion, they're giving me full credit for the purchase price of this computer (which has had 3 new motherboards and one new hard drive fail to work when installed by the Geek Squad and is 20 months old).
So they are delivering to me a brand new HP - Pavilion Desktop with Intel® Pentium® Dual-Core Processor E5200, 500 gig HD, 4 Gig RAM, CD and DVD and 2.5 hz processor! Will install and do data transfer for me!
Oh and download new drivers for my 3-1 printer, copier and fax machine cause the only negative in this deal is I gotta go from XP to VISTA.

285 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:38:22am

re: #278 MandyManners

m

fm?

286 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:38:23am

re: #276 Flying Dutchman

Safari 3.1.2 on... Mac OS X 10.5.5 (of course... never have problems with Macs ;-)

-shrug-

WinXP Pro
Firefox 3.0
tis fine with me

287 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:38:40am

Testing...

288 redstateredneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:39:07am

re: #284 realwest

ALL RIGHT! ! !

289 HoosierHoops  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:39:15am

re: #280 MandyManners

FUCKING A! I'M IN.

LOL
Try having your first cup of coffee without reading LGF.. It's not a pretty sight.

290 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:39:18am

I think we're getting to the root of the problem.

Little server admin joke there.

291 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:39:28am

re: #278 MandyManners
Hey Mandy! m sure beats "Test"!

292 bloodnok  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:39:44am

re: #278 MandyManners

m

Pop Muzik

293 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:39:52am

re: #269 realwest

Cookies? How about pie?!

Cookies are little packets of information placed on your computer by other websites. Some of them can allow viruses and spyware in so I allow only those cookies (such as LGF's) on my computer from sites I trust.

294 lawhawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:40:12am

re: #230 realwest

It's the new math and bad business judgment.

295 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:40:40am

re: #290 Charles
very little funny!

296 gop_patriot  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:40:42am

I'm going to be brave, leave this page, and try to upload a new avatar...

/Send out a search party if I don't come back soon. LOL

297 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:40:45am

re: #281 Flying Dutchman

"target=blank" means that the link must open in a new browser window

Yes, but one of them has quotes, and the other does not. It is the one without quotes causing the problems with the links.

298 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:40:46am

re: #284 realwest

Well since this IS an open thread, I'm pleased to tell y'all that Best Buy actually came through for me!
After some, ah, discussion, they're giving me full credit for the purchase price of this computer (which has had 3 new motherboards and one new hard drive fail to work when installed by the Geek Squad and is 20 months old).
So they are delivering to me a brand new HP - Pavilion Desktop with Intel® Pentium® Dual-Core Processor E5200, 500 gig HD, 4 Gig RAM, CD and DVD and 2.5 hz processor! Will install and do data transfer for me!
Oh and download new drivers for my 3-1 printer, copier and fax machine cause the only negative in this deal is I gotta go from XP to VISTA.

Congratulations, hip hip hooray! :)

Sweet on the fact its a brand new machine, too. This time it will be obsolete in 6 months instead of 2 years, though.

299 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:41:05am

I seem to be having better luck with Firefox this morning than Safari on Windows XP.

300 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:41:33am

re: #287 Charles

Testing...

Was wondering why it froze for a good half minute there.

301 GordonShumway  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:41:36am

re: #257 HoosierHoops

Good Afternoon Lizards..
I've seen more spinning wheels here this morning than the pits of the Indy 500...

Nooo. Not that thread again. Will it always be looming in the background. Only a warped person would play that card.

/end drive by

302 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:41:36am

re: #299 eschew_obfuscation

I seem to be having better luck with Firefox this morning than Safari on Windows XP.

I found just the opposite.

303 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:42:03am

re: #290 Charles

I think we're getting to the root of the problem.

Little server admin joke there.

Just hope it doesn't come to byte you in the ass!

304 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:42:11am

Testing...

305 Spenser (with an S)  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:42:16am

Now that more are able to log on, I'm still stuck on one response to the moron at my church's site. What is he talking about below? Just the fact that we sold Israel some bombs at one time or did we sell them to Syria a long time ago or what? These people make my brain and my heart hurt.

Those bombs that fell over Lebannon two and a half years ago were made in America and paid for by America. I CAN object to that. I CAN criticize that because it is my home and my people who are perpetrating the injustice... so I do.

306 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:43:22am

re: #301 GordonShumway

Just don't eat any cats.

307 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:43:32am

re: #296 gop_patriot

I'm going to be brave, leave this page, and try to upload a new avatar...

/Send out a search party if I don't come back soon. LOL

Good luck.

308 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:44:04am

re: #305 Spenser (with an S)

Now that more are able to log on, I'm still stuck on one response to the moron at my church's site. What is he talking about below? Just the fact that we sold Israel some bombs at one time or did we sell them to Syria a long time ago or what? These people make my brain and my heart hurt.

I don't get stuff like that. "Blame Guns for shootings, not the people doing the shooting!"

309 WrathofG-d  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:44:08am

re: #303 Hengineer

Wow, that joke was Terabull.

310 turn  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:44:11am

re: #279 gop_patriot


I hadn't tried to load LGF since last Wed, tried to load this morning in great anticipation ... nothing. Man was I disappointed.

311 HoosierHoops  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:44:12am

re: #284 realwest

Well since this IS an open thread, I'm pleased to tell y'all that Best Buy actually came through for me!
After some, ah, discussion, they're giving me full credit for the purchase price of this computer (which has had 3 new motherboards and one new hard drive fail to work when installed by the Geek Squad and is 20 months old).
So they are delivering to me a brand new HP - Pavilion Desktop with Intel® Pentium® Dual-Core Processor E5200, 500 gig HD, 4 Gig RAM, CD and DVD and 2.5 hz processor! Will install and do data transfer for me!
Oh and download new drivers for my 3-1 printer, copier and fax machine cause the only negative in this deal is I gotta go from XP to VISTA.

You're going to love Vista...Do the moving background Destop feature.. My buddy has gentle rain failing on a street as his desktop.
The graphics rock...
I remember when we were using windows 2000 and XP came out and everybody said it Sucked.. Now the same people refuse to upgrade cause XP is now the god Operating System.

312 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:44:49am

The report function seems to be working.

313 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:45:16am

... testing to see if I'm "logged in"
stupid software!

/nothing person, Charles ... th' hardware guy's just bitching

314 Bob Dillon  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:45:16am

A MODERN PARABLE . . .

A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (Ford) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River . Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.

On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.

The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action.

Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing.

Feeling a deeper study was in order, American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.

They advised, of course, that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

Not sure of how to utilize that information, but wanting to prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents, and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager.

They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the 'Rowing Team Quality First Program,' with meetings, dinners, and free pens for the rower.. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes, and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses.

The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment. The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year's racing team was out-sourced to India

The End.

Here's something else to think about:
Ford has spent the last thirty years moving all its factories out of the US , claiming they can't make money paying American wages.

TOYOTA has spent the last thirty years building more than a dozen plants inside the US. The last quarter's results:

TOYOTA makes 4 billion in profits while Ford racked up 9 billion in losses.

Ford folks are still scratching their heads.
---
If this weren't true it might be funny.

Anyone with a GM Parable?

315 turn  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:45:47am

re: #304 Charles

Testing...


Hey you fixed the new comments button here on IE.

316 Czarny_Smok  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:45:56am

re: #261 Bubblehead II

Here is you can of Raid.

Yup, that's the one Charles needs - the one with DDT in it!

317 Raven1  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:45:59am

With Charles's new web server installed, I think it would be appropriate to change our power source from mammals, (hamsters) to a representative from the lizard kingdom. I hereby nominate the Hispaniolan Gracile Anole for the job. A small reptile found in Bimini, they are described as beautiful, fast moving, and restless.

318 wee fury  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:46:03am

I'm so relieved to find out that the LGF login, posting, and loading problems are not my fault.
Thanks, Charles!

319 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:46:04am

A day without LGF is like a day without sunshine.

320 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:46:30am

re: #313 pre-Boomer Marine brat

... testing to see if I'm "logged in"
stupid software!

/nothing person, Charles ... th' hardware guy's just bitching

PIMF ... "nothing personal"
/stupid hardware guy!

321 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:46:39am

re: #309 WrathofG-d

Wow, that joke was Terabull.

Naw, just Kilobull =-P

322 DistantThunder  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:47:14am

I just tried posting a comment a few minutes ago. I hit "post this comment" - and it said " You must be logged in to post a comment." I scrolled to the top and I WAS logged in. So I logged out - and then logged back in and was able to post a comment in the top links - so now I'm testing comments again.

Testing...

Just an FYI.

323 Bubblehead II  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:47:20am

re: #275 Honorary Yooper

What are you trying to link to?

324 debutaunt  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:47:44am

re: #3 Occasional Reader

Web server

Note the imperialistic master-slave dialectic.

LIBERATE THE "SERVER"!

What in Hegel happened?

325 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:49:02am

I got no buttons, I got no avatars, I got nothing man, nothing

326 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:49:22am

re: #319 MandyManners

A day without LGF is like a day without sunshine.

excellent choice, Mandy - thanks!

327 beblebrox  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:49:25am

re: #225 unreconstructed rebel

That is somewhat true. The Church did become a repository for what remained of classical works. But the Church was not contribute much to science & philosophy. Mostly, the monks were just conservators. Ironically, it was the indians & muslims who continued to build on classical thinking, especially in mathematics & medicine.
BTW - have you ever read A Canticle for Leibowitz?

I loved that book. I am also reminded of this:

“Let us return to what was and ever should be the office of this Abbey: the preservation of knowledgeable. preservation I say, not search for; because there is no progress in the history of knowledge, merely a continuous and sublime recapitulation.”

Said by “Venerable Jorge” in the film “The Name of the Rose” - I [...]

328 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:49:41am

re: #293 Honorary Yooper
I KNOW that - I was just trying to make a joke and if the link had worked you'd a known that!
Gah.
Tried to post this a couple of minutes ago but it wouldn't post!

329 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:49:56am

re: #314 Bobibutu

That's about it, too.

330 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:50:05am

re: #314 Bobibutu

The difference is the union work rules. Toyota does not have them, so they are able to be productive. Ford has to follow absurd rules that prevent them from producing effectively. That it agreed to those rules, is of course, Ford's fault. They need to demand concessions from the unions.

331 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:50:30am

re: #324 debutaunt

What in Hegel happened?

Don't sartre hegeling over terminology.

332 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:50:32am

re: #323 Bubblehead II

What are you trying to link to?

It's a bug with the links. When you use the quote function, the quote marks get left off the target="_blank" tag, causing the rest of the text beyond the tag not to show up in the comment.

333 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:50:53am

re: #319 MandyManners

A day without LGF is like a day without sunshine.

I love that song.

334 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:51:01am

re: #327 beblebrox

I thought the Canticle for Leibowitz a little boring and outdated.
/personal opinion.

335 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:51:03am

re: #324 debutaunt

What in Hegel happened?

I Kant tell you.

336 HoosierHoops  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:51:15am

kre: #325 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I got no buttons, I got no avatars, I got nothing man, nothing


Did you remember to pay your LFG bill this month?

337 redstateredneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:51:16am

re: #326 hermit

excellent choice, Mandy - thanks!

and you can sing, "and I know, I know, I know, I know, I know..."while you wait for your comment to load.

338 Kenneth  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:51:22am

re: #213 lawhawk

ABOUT FRICKEN TIME!

339 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:51:37am

re: #314 Bobibutu

Try again. It's the anchors of the UAW, CAFE, and MSM that cause the problems.

340 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:51:42am

re: #319 MandyManners
Great link Mandy!

341 Bubblehead II  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:52:25am

re: #306 Sharmuta

You have something against ALF?

342 turn  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:52:49am

re: #315 turn

Hey you fixed the new comments button here on IE.

You spoke too soon turn. You may have been impatient, it may just be working real slooow. Testing ...

343 Bob Dillon  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:53:01am

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Ya gotta take a moment and check this out - short read. Insight into Ayers and our very young children.

344 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:53:03am

re: #335 MandyManners

I Kant tell you.

About Hume are you speaking, please?

345 redstateredneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:53:06am

re: #330 Dark_Falcon

The difference is the union work rules. Toyota does not have them, so they are able to be productive. Ford has to follow absurd rules that prevent them from producing effectively. That it agreed to those rules, is of course, Ford's fault. They need to demand concessions from the unions.


All the car plants in the south: Toyota, Mercedes, Nissan are non union. Makes a huge difference and are still good paying jobs.

346 gmsc  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:53:09am

re: #319 MandyManners

A day without LGF is like a day without sunshine.

"A day without sunshine is like night."
-Douglas Adams

347 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:53:29am

re: #325 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I got no buttons, I got no avatars, I got nothing man, nothing

What was that "THUD" I heard?
OMGAWD, Kragar!
What happened to your ... uh ... "tripod" stance?!
Sheesh, man, you really ARE in a bad way.

348 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:53:41am

re: #330 Dark_Falcon

The difference is the union work rules. Toyota does not have them, so they are able to be productive. Ford has to follow absurd rules that prevent them from producing effectively. That it agreed to those rules, is of course, Ford's fault. They need to demand concessions from the unions.

Not entirely Ford's fault, its also our political structure's fault as well for allowing the Union with more power than any of the companies combined.

After all the corporations are eeevil, while the big union conglamorate is good, noble, and just.

349 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:54:02am

re: #340 realwest
Hey Mandy - you might just love this one:
[Link: www.imeem.com...]

350 bloodnok  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:54:16am

re: #326 hermit

excellent choice, Mandy - thanks!

Mandy rocks. Heidigger too!

351 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:54:51am

re: #345 redstateredneck

All the car plants in the south: Toyota, Mercedes, Nissan are non union. Makes a huge difference and are still good paying jobs.

Good paying jpb compared to a great paying lounge lounge?

No comparison.

352 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:55:03am

re: #330 Dark_Falcon

The difference is the union work rules. Toyota does not have them, so they are able to be productive. Ford has to follow absurd rules that prevent them from producing effectively. That it agreed to those rules, is of course, Ford's fault. They need to demand concessions from the unions.

The Unions have had the Big 3 over a barrel for some time now. Strikes hurt the companies much worse than the unions, and the companies will do almost anything to avoid one. Having seen the good that the unions have done in their early history, it pains me to see them as the political bullies they have become.

353 Bubblehead II  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:55:05am

re: #316 Czarny_Smok

Huh?

354 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:55:46am

re: #337 redstateredneck
ROTFLMAO!

355 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:56:11am

re: #352 CyanSnowHawk

The Unions have had the Big 3 over a barrel for some time now. Strikes hurt the companies much worse than the unions, and the companies will do almost anything to avoid one. Having seen the good that the unions have done in their early history, it pains me to see them as the political bullies they have become.

Let alone the Government unions which don't protect the workers anymore. MEBA (Marine Engineer's Beneficial Association) doesn't really work hard for us Civilian Mariners working for MSC, they just claim they do and cover their own ass.

356 beblebrox  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:56:12am

re: #334 Hengineer

I thought the Canticle for Leibowitz a little boring and outdated.
/personal opinion.

I will admit it was somewhat formulaic, but i found it good read for in front of the fire on a cruddy day. Personally I have always been a fan of Connie Willis' stories about the History Department of Oxford University in 2057. The Doomsday Book was a very moving story.

357 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:56:13am

re: #341 Bubblehead II

You have something against ALF?

No. But I wonder if GordonShumway has met Cattt yet. That could be fun.

358 Bob Dillon  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:56:45am

re: #330 Dark_Falcon

The difference is the union work rules. Toyota does not have them, so they are able to be productive. Ford has to follow absurd rules that prevent them from producing effectively. That it agreed to those rules, is of course, Ford's fault. They need to demand concessions from the unions.

True - Ford's fault - and the entire US auto industries - killed and ate their Golden Goose. Greed, arrogance and ignorance from the bottom to the top.

359 Son of the Black Dog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:57:15am

re: #330 Dark_Falcon

The difference is the union work rules. Toyota does not have them, so they are able to be productive. Ford has to follow absurd rules that prevent them from producing effectively. That it agreed to those rules, is of course, Ford's fault. They need to demand concessions from the unions.

The overly restrictive work rules, like the absurdly high pay and benefit packages for semi-skilled labor, are a product of a monopoly union (UAW) being able to target strikes at the automakers one at a time (i.e., give in or see your business go the GM and Chrysler). If you think American business is in trouble now, watch what happens if (when) the unions get cardcheck. Gonna be BIG cost-push inflation.

360 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:58:07am

re: #344 hermit

About Hume are you speaking, please?

Don't mind her. She's just Søren grumpy.

361 gop_patriot  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:58:44am

Testing a Christmas avatar...

/wow, December already. lol

362 redstateredneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:59:24am

re: #354 realwest

ROTFLMAO!

Try it!

363 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 10:59:38am

re: #355 Hengineer

Let alone the Government unions which don't protect the workers anymore. MEBA (Marine Engineer's Beneficial Association) doesn't really work hard for us Civilian Mariners working for MSC, they just claim they do and cover their own ass.

It's a pretty good indicator that a union has grown too big when they have to use PR people to tell the workers how well they are representing them.

364 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:00:06am

Overpaid semi-skilled labor with a sense of invincible entitlement? Sounds like gov't already.

365 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:00:58am

re: #348 Hengineer
And
re: #352 CyanSnowHawk
Y'all might want to check out the link in lawhawk's comment #294 - it's truly superb.

366 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:00:58am

re: #359 Son of the Black Dog

The overly restrictive work rules, like the absurdly high pay and benefit packages for semi-skilled labor, are a product of a monopoly union (UAW) being able to target strikes at the automakers one at a time (i.e., give in or see your business go the GM and Chrysler). If you think American business is in trouble now, watch what happens if (when) the unions get cardcheck. Gonna be BIG cost-push inflation.

If they get that, American enterprise is doomed.

367 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:01:50am

re: #352 CyanSnowHawk

The Unions have had the Big 3 over a barrel for some time now. Strikes hurt the companies much worse than the unions, and the companies will do almost anything to avoid one. Having seen the good that the unions have done in their early history, it pains me to see them as the political bullies they have become.

Well, we'll see how the unions react. I'm not going to make a prediction here. I hope a good solution may be found though. And it pains me as well to see what American unions have become.

368 Bob Dillon  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:01:51am

re: #339 Honorary Yooper

Try again. It's the anchors of the UAW, CAFE, and MSM that cause the problems.

Parables aren't perfect and your point is well taken.

369 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:01:59am

re: #366 CyanSnowHawk

If they get that, American enterprise is doomed.

If you can't beat em, join em?

370 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:02:08am

re: #366 CyanSnowHawk

If they get that, American enterprise is doomed.

Or anyone else who wants to build a factory here.

/Although watching Toyota deal with UAW rules would make me laugh my ass off.

371 wee fury  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:02:10am

Off to shovel.

372 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:02:18am

Testing...

373 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:02:34am

I think things are improving now...

374 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:03:33am

And since some of us are speaking of unions, gotta paraphrase the great George Carlin (RIP) here: "The main objective of a union executive is to avoid becoming a member of the working class."

375 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:03:44am

re: #360 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Don't mind her. She's just Søren grumpy.

And what, pray tell, could be the Origen of this bad mood?

376 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:04:21am

re: #373 Charles

Yes.

377 Ben Hur  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:04:42am

German Soldiers Deemed 'Too Fat to Fight'

First they were accused of not wanting to fight. Then they were blamed for failing in their main mission to train the Afghan police.

Now Germany’s battered military reputation has received a further humiliating blow. According to official reports, the 3,500 troops in northern Afghanistan drink too much and are too fat to fight.

A German parliamentary report has revealed that in 2007 German forces in Afghanistan consumed about 1.7 million pints of beer and 90,000 bottles of wine. During the first six months of this year 896,000 pints of beer were shipped to German forces in Afghanistan. British and U.S. bases in the country enforce a strict ban on alcohol.

The physical condition of the soldiers was already in question after a German armed forces report found that 40 percent of its soldiers aged 18-29 were overweight, compared to 35 percent of the civilian population of the same age.

The report, published in March, concluded that the Bundeswehr lived on beer and sausages while shunning fruit and vegetables. It said that an overdeveloped bureaucracy was also contributing to a “passive lifestyle” on the part of the soldiers.

Because those ugly ignorant and fat Americans don't know how to conduct themselves in a culturally sensitive fashion.

378 notutopia  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:05:20am

Hey...Lizards.
Keep the computer faith Charles. Slow deep breaths in and out...
Now we know what Realwest has been putting up with...
Empathy
ugh

379 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:05:26am

re: #367 Dark_Falcon

Well, we'll see how the unions react. I'm not going to make a prediction here. I hope a good solution may be found though. And it pains me as well to see what American unions have become.

Looks like it is starting.

380 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:05:34am

re: #344 hermit

About Hume are you speaking, please?

The little wheel, it Spinoza round.

381 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:06:28am

re: #359 Son of the Black Dog
and
re: #367 Dark_Falcon

I'm gonna repeat myself here, but y'all really ought to read the link put up by lawhawk in his #294 it's superb!

382 Bubblehead II  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:06:30am

re: #357 Sharmuta

Pun War?

383 Spenser (with an S)  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:07:11am

Thanks to all those helping me out with this response I'm posting the the fake-Christian idiot;


Micah, with all due respect, you don't seem to have a problem offering constructive criticism to any and all groups, just one. Aren't you worried that your Jewish friends might visit this site and read Rana's letter to Dick Cheney or read one of the posts by Friends of Sabeel? You say you wouldn't know what to say to anyone in the Arab world? Could you tell the truth to someone so eaten up by hate that they were proud that their son was enlisting in Jihad? Most of us have not been in most people's shoes around the world but does that mean we have nothing to say to them? Don't we have the Truth and the ability to discern? Isn't that enough to sometimes speak the hard truths to the world?
I presume you've also never been a diplomat or an IDF soldier or worked in the State Dept. or been an Israeli settler running for a bunker because another rocket is coming over the hill but you seem to know how you feel about some of their difficult positions and how they've come at them.
You also seem to not grant a whit's difference between someone targeting non-combatants and someone trying to avoid civilian casualties and sometimes failing. I would think that is a rather simple moral equation, but some here have accused me of being too black and white.
384 Randall Gross  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:07:21am

test

385 Creeping Eruption  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:07:35am

re: #382 Bubblehead II

Pun War?

Hope not. Charles might Locke some of us out.

386 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:07:48am

re: #380 MandyManners

The little wheel, it Spinoza round.

Don't worry,...this, too shall Pascal...

387 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:07:51am

re: #362 redstateredneck
Hey {red} I did, but Charles has fixed most of the bugs it seems, so I didn't get to say it that much!

388 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:08:05am

re: #375 hermit

And what, pray tell, could be the Origen of this bad mood?

Irrational regret of lost childhood -- wants to go outside and platomuch for her own good.

389 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:10:18am

I think some of the problems are related to DNS; the IP address of the server changed, and it can take some time for that to get around the net.

But it's definitely improving now.

390 bosforus  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:10:27am

re: #385 Creeping Eruption

Hope not. Charles might Locke some of us out.

No Moore puns, please!

391 Son of the Black Dog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:10:48am

re: #366 CyanSnowHawk

If they get that, American enterprise is doomed.

Yes, I think a large part of our economy is doomed, esp. consumers and taxpayers. Big increases in prices because of union induced cost increases, higher electric and other fuel bills because of the Great Global Warming Scam, higher taxes to support bloated bureaucracies at all levels of government, and increased transfer payments to the non-productive members of society. Yes, we're screwed, and it will take several generations to recover, if America ever recovers.

392 debutaunt  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:10:49am

re: #380 MandyManners

The little wheel, it Spinoza round.

Da wheels on Descartes go round 'n round.

393 realwest  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:11:00am

Well shoot - just as Charles works his magic, I gotta go eat lunch!
Hope you all have a GREAT DAY and that I get the chance to see you all down the road!

394 notutopia  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:11:01am

re: #112 wrenchwench
Geeks...
Can't live with em and can't live without em...

395 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:11:18am

re: #388 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Irrational regret of lost childhood -- wants to go outside and platomuch for her own good.

It's so hard when every says, "Yuan to come out & play?"

396 saberry0530  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:12:20am

re: #390 bosforus

No Moore puns, please!

"DON'T PUN ME BRO'! "

397 Creeping Eruption  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:13:03am

re: #390 bosforus

No Moore puns, please!

But everyone is doing it. Do you want me to stop and feel Descartes'd?

398 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:13:52am

re: #380 MandyManners

The little wheel, it Spinoza round.

Don't know what to make of this thread -- is it Buber something more high-falutin?

399 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:14:04am

re: #389 Charles

I think some of the problems are related to DNS; the IP address of the server changed, and it can take some time for that to get around the net.

But it's definitely improving now.

It's a Zionist plot, I bet.

/

400 bosforus  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:14:20am

re: #397 Creeping Eruption

But everyone is doing it. Do you want me to stop and feel Descartes'd?

It's just that I Kant really compete since I haven't read the Immanuel.

401 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:14:47am

re: #395 hermit

It's so hard when every says, "Yuan to come out & play?"

Yes, it Confucius me too.

402 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:14:56am

re: #319 MandyManners

I agree!

403 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:15:52am

I haven't heard this theory raised before, but HRC's lack of any real diplomatic experience has me wondering...Anyone think that there was a pre-elevtion deal between BHO and HRC that if Obama won he would give Clinton SecState?

404 beblebrox  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:16:00am

re: #390 bosforus

No Moore puns, please!

I Kant take it anymore!

405 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:16:38am

re: #401 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Yes, it Confucius me too.

Now that's just taking it to a new Lao.

406 bloodnok  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:16:48am

Ah well, work calls. Back to the Grist Mill.

407 Randall Gross  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:16:53am

I came back in to the "no css" version.

Charles there's a setting for default resouces allowed in *ix systems, make sure they have whatever uname your app runs under set to higher ulimit than default.

408 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:18:27am

re: #404 beblebrox

I Kant take it anymore!

These punsters can just Foucault and die.

409 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:18:59am

re: #377 Ben Hur

On the plus side, in their current state they're unlikely to overrun Poland any time soon.

Also: THANK GOD I can finally get into LGF. Or Thank Stinky.

410 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:19:22am

re: #377 Ben Hur

And then they have the audacity to complain about our problems with obesity? Hypocrisy, thy home is in Europe!

411 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:19:54am

We'll have to negotiate an end to this current pun war, or at least Hegel over the details of it.

412 Randall Gross  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:20:06am

re: #410 Dark_Falcon

And then they have the audacity to complain about our problems with obesity? Hypocrisy, thy home is in Europe!


Huns too fat to fight? What's the world coming to?

413 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:20:09am

re: #405 Sharmuta

Now that's just taking it to a new Lao.

I hope Charles won't take too much longer to re-Orient the system.

414 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:20:09am

re: #405 Sharmuta

Now that's just taking it to a new Lao.

Climbing the highest Montaigne, produces the farthest falls...

415 NomadOfNorad  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:20:28am

re: #26 Sharmuta

Does this mean we can withstand a Drudgelanche now?

Tried to upding this one, and the little twirly-thingy on that post is staying there forever. Anyone else having that problem?

416 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:20:30am

re: #410 Dark_Falcon

And then they have the audacity to complain about our problems with obesity?

Well, we do have a problem with obesity. No doubt about it.

417 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:20:36am

re: #405 Sharmuta

Now that's just taking it to a new Lao.

*sniff*
*sniff*
... something stinky in here

418 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:20:59am

Ah yes. "KeepAlive" has to be set to Off in httpd.conf.

Another tweak that should help a lot.

419 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:21:20am

re: #417 pre-Boomer Marine brat

*sniff*
*sniff*
... something stinky in here

I don't Tao't it.

420 Randall Gross  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:21:24am

I would up the ulimit for whatever user is running ajax as well...

421 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:21:31am

re: #383 Spenser (with an S)

Don't we have the Truth and the ability to discern?

Very few of my liberal friends get that.

422 Creeping Eruption  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:21:40am

re: #417 pre-Boomer Marine brat

*sniff*
*sniff*
... something stinky in here

Like day old Bacon sitting on a greasy Plato

423 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:21:56am
There are lots of little things to fix after a major move like this; thanks for your patience while we iron out the problems.

'Course the lizard army is going to be patient, Charles. This ain't Daily Kos or HuffPo.

424 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:22:05am

re: #409 Occasional Reader

On the plus side, in their current state they're unlikely to overrun Poland any time soon.

Also: THANK GOD I can finally get into LGF. Or Thank Stinky.

One of my favorite political comics showed two headlines.
Oct. 3, 1990 - Germany Reunites
Oct. 4, 1990 - Germany Invades Poland

425 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:22:13am

KeepAlive was a biggie...

I think that may have solved the major part of the problem.

426 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:22:18am

re: #413 Spare O'Lake

I hope Charles won't take too much longer to re-Orient the system.

So,...if you're dis-Oriented are you more prone to occidents?

427 razorbacker  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:22:23am

A little tale completely unrelated to computer woes.

I had this tree standing dead, so I prepare to cut it for firewood. Cut the darn thing and Cazart! I've got a hanger.

Now boys and girls, this is where it gets dangerous. A hanger is the primary killer of loggers, 'cause you don't know exactly where it's going to fall, nor what else it'll bring down with it.

I spend the better part of an hour clearing a path so I can run to safety if all goes wrong, then hook up the 4 wheeler to give it a yank and bring it the rest of the way down. Hook up the chain, carefully look about to make sure that I can get clear, and rev up the Honda.

Down it comes with a rain of dead limbs and a mighty crash.

I gotta tell ya, that heat pump is looking better all the time. The buck stove might be cheaper, but you have to count the hidden costs.

428 Randall Gross  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:22:28am

Robot deflector shields still up?

429 bosforus  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:22:33am

re: #418 Charles

Ah yes. "KeepAlive" has to be set to Off in httpd.conf.

Another tweak that should help a lot.

Well duh!
/

430 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:22:37am

re: #422 Creeping Eruption

Like day old Bacon sitting on a greasy Plato

So, crates of Bacon aren't enough for you, are they?

431 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:22:59am

Yes. Much better.

432 Randall Gross  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:23:06am

re: #425 Charles

KeepAlive was a biggie...

I think that may have solved the major part of the problem.

Yes that did a LOT, full page refresh came back in normal or under time

433 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:23:08am

re: #425 Charles

KeepAlive was a biggie...

I think that may have solved the major part of the problem.

Interesting how one "little" config tweak can be a real killer.

434 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:23:09am

re: #425 Charles

KeepAlive was a biggie...

I think that may have solved the major part of the problem.

If I knew what the heck you were talking about, I'd undoubtedly agree with you.

435 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:23:13am

re: #411 Occasional Reader

We'll have to negotiate an end to this current pun war, or at least Hegel over the details of it.

I'm a Freud so.

436 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:23:56am

re: #415 NomadOfNorad

Tried to upding this one, and the little twirly-thingy on that post is staying there forever. Anyone else having that problem?

Mandy mentioned it in her #380 -- it Spinozatime

437 WrathofG-d  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:24:05am

IE works better than Safari for me. Explain that one.

438 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:24:12am
439 Randall Gross  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:24:13am

Now, what other processes are running high or causing r/w waits? Any?

440 tfc3rid  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:24:15am

Wow... With LGF down it reminded me the scene in Dodgeball after Patches O'Houlihan is killed when they keep asking Vince Vaughn's character 'What are we gonna do now, we're lost with out Patches...'

Man I miss it when LGF is down...

441 bosforus  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:24:20am

re: #431 Charles

Yes. Much better.

Thanks for not Levinas in the dark!

442 Son of the Black Dog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:24:30am

re: #403 DeafDog

I haven't heard this theory raised before, but HRC's lack of any real diplomatic experience has me wondering...Anyone think that there was a pre-elevtion deal between BHO and HRC that if Obama won he would give Clinton SecState?

I've heard it raised, and I find it very plausible. HRC could have gone to the convention floor and made a bloody mess with the superdelegates, but she gave BHO a pass, in the name of "party unity".

443 Fat Jolly Penguin  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:24:48am

I actually made it in to the comments this time! I was starting to go into LGF withdrawal.

/withdrawal after only three hours?

//great work as usual, Charles

444 Flying Dutchman  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:25:02am

re: #389 Charles

I think some of the problems are related to DNS; the IP address of the server changed, and it can take some time for that to get around the net.

But it's definitely improving now.

If it the case you Lizards should consider using OpenDNS
It's free and safe !

445 debutaunt  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:25:09am

re: #438 buzzsawmonkey

"Your post is very important to us. Please be patient while the page re-loads."

Gee, that sounded sincere.

446 NomadOfNorad  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:25:16am

re: #427 razorbacker

A little tale completely unrelated to computer woes.

I had this tree standing dead, so I prepare to cut it for firewood. Cut the darn thing and Cazart! I've got a hanger.

Now boys and girls, this is where it gets dangerous. A hanger is the primary killer of loggers, 'cause you don't know exactly where it's going to fall, nor what else it'll bring down with it.

I spend the better part of an hour clearing a path so I can run to safety if all goes wrong, then hook up the 4 wheeler to give it a yank and bring it the rest of the way down. Hook up the chain, carefully look about to make sure that I can get clear, and rev up the Honda.

Down it comes with a rain of dead limbs and a mighty crash.

I gotta tell ya, that heat pump is looking better all the time. The buck stove might be cheaper, but you have to count the hidden costs.

/A goose wanders into the room and cries AFLAC ! ! !

447 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:25:16am

re: #406 bloodnok

Ah well, work calls. Back to the Grist Mill.

There once was a maid from Aberystwyth.
Who took corn to a mill to make grist with.
The miller's son, Jack,
Laid her flat on her back,
And united the parts that they pissed with.

448 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:25:42am

re: #435 MandyManners

I'm a Freud so.

I'd love to continue this, but I need to finish my Christmas Schopen... hau'er, I guess I could stay a little longer.

449 XMarine  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:25:49am

Ahhh! Now things seem right with the LGF webpage.

Charles, you must be exhausted. Thank you for all your hard work.

450 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:26:07am

re: #437 WrathofG-d

IE works better than Safari for me. Explain that one.

It's the Apocalypse.

451 Ben Hur  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:26:30am

Dog Risks Life To Save Injured Friend

This is why terrorists should not be called "Animals."

Poor little guy.

bbl.

452 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:26:43am

re: #442 Son of the Black Dog

I've heard it raised, and I find it very plausible. HRC could have gone to the convention floor and made a bloody mess with the superdelegates, but she gave BHO a pass, in the name of "party unity".

Unfortunately, we aren't going to get to hear the full stories till the 'tell all' books start coming out, which should be in about April (seriously, the honeymoon is gonna end quickly).

453 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:26:52am

re: #426 hermit

So,...if you're dis-Oriented are you more prone to occidents?

Then Himalaya down for the count!

454 NomadOfNorad  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:27:00am

re: #446 NomadOfNorad

PIMF!

Oops! Sorry, that should be a duck!

455 debutaunt  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:27:01am

re: #450 Occasional Reader

It's the Apocalypse.

I'm in Paine.

456 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:27:48am

Yessir, that was the biggest hangup. Things are rocking now.

And the new server is a lot faster. The load average for the old one with our current traffic would have been in the 4-5 region -- with the new one it's showing 0.88.

W00t.

457 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:27:58am

re: #451 Ben Hur

Dog Risks Life To Save Injured Friend

This is why terrorists should not be called "Animals."

Poor little guy.

bbl.

Sorry, I couldn't even watch that.

458 bloodnok  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:27:59am

re: #455 debutaunt

I'm in Paine.

Rou-sseau what?

459 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:28:00am
460 tfc3rid  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:28:15am

re: #456 Charles

A great big thank you to Charles for going above and beyond!

461 Randall Gross  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:28:40am

re: #455 debutaunt

I'm in Paine.

Hume can take some Asprinoza for that.

462 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:28:55am

re: #455 debutaunt

I'm in Paine.

Is there a sharp sensation of cold on your Nie? Buhrrr!

463 WrathofG-d  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:29:15am

re: #450 Occasional Reader

With some comments around here (including mine) during the election you would have thought it was the Opoxalypse. (O ● pox ● alypse)

I guess now we are hoping for an Opaxalypse. (O ● pax ● alypse)

464 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:29:17am

re: #457 Occasional Reader

{Was that a Taoist pun about the sound of one hand clapping?}

465 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:29:24am

re: #456 Charles

Yessir, that was the biggest hangup. Things are rocking now.

And the new server is a lot faster. The load average for the old one with our current traffic would have been in the 4-5 region -- with the new one it's showing 0.88.

W00t.

Which means more people can hog out on lgf now. I wonder how long until increased traffic pigs out this new server. ;)

466 debutaunt  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:29:25am

re: #458 bloodnok

Rou-sseau what?

Back off, Buddha.

467 XMarine  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:29:49am

re: #455 debutaunt

Of course you are in Paine. That is just Common Sense.

I am getting out while the getting is good. Bye, Lizards ...

468 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:29:58am

test

469 Creeping Eruption  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:30:02am

re: #430 Occasional Reader

So, crates of Bacon aren't enough for you, are they?

I was raised Jewish. Miamo[m] would never allow it.

470 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:30:08am
471 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:30:11am

re: #451 Ben Hur

Dog Risks Life To Save Injured Friend

This is why terrorists should not be called "Animals."

Poor little guy.

bbl.


[second try, what the heck happened?]

I couldn't even watch that video after about 10 seconds.

I'd make a pretty lousy bullfighter, I can't bear to see animals in any kind of pain.

472 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:30:20am

re: #447 unreconstructed rebel

There once was a maid from Aberystwyth.
Who took corn to a mill to make grist with.
The miller's son, Jack,
Laid her flat on her back,
And united the parts that they pissed with.

But was she natural with a Heraclitus.

473 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:30:33am

re: #468 Honorary Yooper

test

F ;)

474 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:30:46am

re: #462 Occasional Reader

Is there a sharp sensation of cold on your Nie? Buhrrr!

That just burns my Bacon.

475 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:30:51am

Descartes and his buddies were drinking at the bar.

The bartender came over at last call and said, "Rene, would you like another?"

Descartes replied, "I think not," and disappeared.

476 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:31:06am

re: #463 WrathofG-d

With some comments around here (including mine) during the election you would have thought it was the Opoxalypse. (O ● pox ● alypse)

I guess now we are hoping for an Opaxalypse. (O ● pax ● alypse)

And confusing your model airplane glue with your Chapstick can of course lead to Epoxy Lips.

477 razorbacker  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:31:18am

re: #442 Son of the Black Dog

I've heard it raised, and I find it very plausible. HRC could have gone to the convention floor and made a bloody mess with the superdelegates, but she gave BHO a pass, in the name of "party unity".

Other than that little detail as to who is POTUS, can this thing have worked out any better for the Clintons?

Has Obama put forth anyone not beholden to the Cintons yet?

And the trial ballon about Billy Jeff being ambassador at large? Wowsers! Just think of all the foreign strange that he would have available.

Soft! What cackle wafts forth on the evening breeze? It sounds like Monty Burns. Egggssselent.

478 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:31:21am

re: #438 buzzsawmonkey

"Your post is very important to us. Please be patient while the page re-loads."

Isn't this a multi-core server now, or something? Hamsters are still running the main server, but Charles has turtles in the post server.

479 WrathofG-d  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:31:31am

re: #474 MandyManners

always have to ham it up don't you. But I guess that i one of the reason I sty around here.

480 HoosierHoops  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:31:44am

re: #456 Charles

Yessir, that was the biggest hangup. Things are rocking now.

And the new server is a lot faster. The load average for the old one with our current traffic would have been in the 4-5 region -- with the new one it's showing 0.88.

W00t.


Yup page loads are now rocking...

481 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:31:50am

Somethin' fishy going on here. Twice I've quoted/replied to Ben Hur, twice it's been zapped. WTF?

482 Creeping Eruption  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:32:10am

re: #476 Occasional Reader

And confusing your model airplane glue with your Chapstick can of course lead to Epoxy Lips.

I know a couple of Ophthalmologists who have told me horror stories of people grabbing glue, etc. instead of their contact solution.

483 ChefJeff  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:32:11am

Word

484 nyc redneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:32:12am

re: #427 razorbacker

A little tale completely unrelated to computer woes.

I had this tree standing dead, so I prepare to cut it for firewood. Cut the darn thing and Cazart! I've got a hanger.

Now boys and girls, this is where it gets dangerous. A hanger is the primary killer of loggers, 'cause you don't know exactly where it's going to fall, nor what else it'll bring down with it.

I spend the better part of an hour clearing a path so I can run to safety if all goes wrong, then hook up the 4 wheeler to give it a yank and bring it the rest of the way down. Hook up the chain, carefully look about to make sure that I can get clear, and rev up the Honda.

Down it comes with a rain of dead limbs and a mighty crash.

I gotta tell ya, that heat pump is looking better all the time. The buck stove might be cheaper, but you have to count the hidden costs.

i heard on the radio this morning that sale of wood stoves is way up. i'm thinking that means wood chopping injuries are going to go up too. until people know what they are doing.
my husband split so many stumps w/ an awl and a sledge hammer until we got a log splitter a few yrs. ago. that is something everyone needs. it's incredible to see perfect stove size logs drop to the ground and know there won't be sore shoulders the next day.
wood heat is a wonderful backup plan. and it's free or cheap until we get the "smoke tax" add on.

485 karmic_inquisitor  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:32:13am

OK - let's see what this thing can do.

Charles - time to repost Boobs Not Bombs.

486 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:32:28am

re: #476 Occasional Reader

And confusing your model airplane glue with your Chapstick can of course lead to Epoxy Lips.

You've been reading Pickles.

487 Buck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:32:29am

re: #249 Honorary Yooper

Charles,

I'm having the oddest problem. The system keeps claiming I am logged out when I try to comment after a reload. Now, I know that according to the log in boxes up top, and at the bottom of the thread page, I am logged in when this occurs. Is this due to the IP addresses?

I had that problem, but I logged out and then back in again, and all is well.

488 Salamantis  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:32:50am

Why am I not surprised?

Romania Removes Theory of Evolution from School Curriculum

[Link: macedoniaonline.eu...]

Excerpt:

Romania's withdrawal of the theory of evolution from the school curriculum could be evidence of a growing conservative tendency in teaching. Evolution has been removed from the school curriculum in a move which, pressure groups argue, distorts children's understanding of how the world came into being.

Meanwhile, religious studies classes continue to tell Romanian children that God made the world in seven days.

The theory of the Origin of Species and the evolution of humans is no longer present in the compulsory curriculum, through a nationwide decision made under the previous Government in 2006. Before the change, Darwin's theory was taught to pupils aged 18 or 19 years old. This was also in the curriculum during the Communist period of dictator Nicolae Ceausescu.

Information on natural selection, how fish turned into lizards and, more or less, a summary of the first 4.5 billion years of the world until man walked the earth is now optional.

"We don't teach the theory of evolution anymore," said one 38 year-old Bucharest-based biology teacher.

Meanwhile, in religious classes, pupils are taught that the world was created in seven days and God made plants on the third day and the sun on the fourth. Textbooks claim the first man was Adam, who was 'made of ground', and that Eve, the first woman, was made from one of her husband's ribs.

489 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:32:53am
490 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:33:00am

re: #482 Creeping Eruption

I know a couple of Ophthalmologists who have told me horror stories of people grabbing glue, etc. instead of their contact solution.

Ugh!

491 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:33:00am

re: #469 Creeping Eruption

I was raised Jewish. Miamo[m] would never allow it.

Then pass the rum, bum.

492 bloodnok  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:33:16am

re: #466 debutaunt

Back off, Buddha.

Leibniz me alone! :-P

493 Randall Gross  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:33:29am

re: #481 Occasional Reader

Somethin' fishy going on here. Twice I've quoted/replied to Ben Hur, twice it's been zapped. WTF?

Did the quote of Ben have an embedded link? When I was quoting things with embedded links it was truncating earlier.

494 rawmuse  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:33:48am

re: #451 Ben Hur

Dog Risks Life To Save Injured Friend

This is why terrorists should not be called "Animals."

Poor little guy.

bbl.

That was absolutely heart rending to watch.

495 Erik The Red  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:33:55am

Off life support and running. Well done Charles thank you.

496 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:33:58am

re: #487 Buck

I had that problem, but I logged out and then back in again, and all is well.

My problem was fixed when Charles turned "KeepAlive" off.
Odd, that something killing the performance is called "KeepAlive".

497 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:34:02am
498 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:34:03am

re: #481 Occasional Reader

Somethin' fishy going on here. Twice I've quoted/replied to Ben Hur, twice it's been zapped. WTF?

Why is my Brave Voice of Dissent being silenced?

499 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:34:05am

re: #477 razorbacker

And the trial ballon about Billy Jeff being ambassador at large?

For crying out loud, can't people stop talking about that man's penis?

500 Creeping Eruption  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:34:38am

re: #489 buzzsawmonkey

You don't hear much about that; I bet the ophthalmologists try to keep a lid on it.

Depends on how you look at it.

501 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:34:43am

re: #493 Thanos

Did the quote of Ben have an embedded link? When I was quoting things with embedded links it was truncating earlier.

Yes. But rawmuse just successfully did it (right after your post). I don't get it.

502 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:35:02am

re: #499 CyanSnowHawk

For crying out loud, can't people stop talking about that man's penis?

When is a cigar not just a cigar...

503 beblebrox  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:35:08am

re: #482 Creeping Eruption

I know a couple of Ophthalmologists who have told me horror stories of people grabbing glue, etc. instead of their contact solution.


my boss here did that last year.

504 reine.de.tout  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:35:14am

Good afternoon, everyone!
This is a test.
earlier I could not post a comment, even though I was logged on I got a message that i was not logged in.
So, let's see what happens now.

505 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:35:25am

re: #493 Thanos

Did the quote of Ben have an embedded link? When I was quoting things with embedded links it was truncating earlier.

That happened to me too, but I didn't make that particular connection. Thanks for the explain. Charles would tell only that an HTML tag was missing.

506 zombie  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:35:52am

re: #456 Charles

Yessir, that was the biggest hangup. Things are rocking now.

And the new server is a lot faster. The load average for the old one with our current traffic would have been in the 4-5 region -- with the new one it's showing 0.88.

W00t.

LGF just went from molasses to Teflon. Z-z-z-z-z-z-zip!

507 Soona'  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:35:54am

re: #462 Occasional Reader

Is there a sharp sensation of cold on your Nie? Buhrrr!

I see I've been transported (rather quickly, I might add, Charles) to the middle of the daily LGF Pun Festival.

508 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:36:00am

re: #451 Ben Hur

Dog Risks Life To Save Injured Friend

This is why terrorists should not be called "Animals."

Poor little guy.

bbl.


Trying again after reloading...

I had to stop watching that video after about 10 seconds.

509 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:36:06am

re: #498 Occasional Reader

[deleted]

huh...that's weirod...hamsters must be trained in thought-crimes...

510 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:36:09am

re: #488 Salamantis

Tragic. Now we get to watch what happens when science education is allowed to slide.

511 Erik The Red  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:36:15am

re: #504 reine.de.tout

Working

512 SummerSong  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:36:15am

re: #451 Ben Hur

Dog Risks Life To Save Injured Friend

This is why terrorists should not be called "Animals."

Poor little guy.

bbl.

Aw, Damn. Made me cry.

513 rawmuse  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:36:18am

The site is moving right along now. I would estimate a 3x improvement on my end.

514 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:36:19am

Dammit! And that was after reloading.

515 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:36:43am

re: #506 zombie

LGF just went from molasses to Teflon. Z-z-z-z-z-z-zip!

Yes, even in IE, LGF is slick and smooth now.

516 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:36:58am

re: #479 WrathofG-d

always have to ham it up don't you. But I guess that i one of the reason I sty around here.

Don't dissuade me from posting!

517 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:37:12am

re: #488 Salamantis

Yea! It wasn't an American State this time.

/We didn't annex Romania when I wasn't looking did we?

518 Randall Gross  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:37:24am

re: #451 Ben Hur

Dog Risks Life To Save Injured Friend

This is why terrorists should not be called "Animals."

Poor little guy.

bbl.


Test quote of Ben's link in IE7

519 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:37:25am

re: #506 zombie

LGF just went from molasses to Teflon. Z-z-z-z-z-z-zip!

It's a Teflon-coated cop-killer LGF! It should be banned!

520 lawhawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:37:30am

re: #462 Occasional Reader

I'm getting Nietzsche just thinking about it.

521 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:37:36am

re: #518 Thanos

See?

522 razorbacker  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:37:40am

re: #451 Ben Hur

Dog Risks Life To Save Injured Friend

This is why terrorists should not be called "Animals."

Poor little guy.

bbl.

I've said it before, but it bears repeating. Most people are not worth their dog's love.

I hope some day to be half the man that my dog thinks I am.

523 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:37:41am

re: #498 Occasional Reader

Why is my Brave Voice of Dissent being silenced?

You've been Zappata'd, Commandante.

524 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:37:48am

re: #506 zombie

LGF just went from molasses to Teflon. Z-z-z-z-z-z-zip!

AAAaaaiiieiiieieee! THUMP!

/ow...*whimper*

525 Erik The Red  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:37:49am

To fast can't read fast enough.

526 zombie  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:37:54am

re: #456 Charles

Yessir, that was the biggest hangup.

I thought he died of AIDS in Paris?

Oh, wait, you said "Yessir." My bad. But hanging him up would have been a nice conclusion to his career, nonetheless.

527 Randall Gross  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:38:01am

Something in IE7 truncating the embedded leading link in Ben's 451

528 rawmuse  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:38:01am
529 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:38:05am

re: #451 Ben Hur

Dog Risks Life To Save Injured Friend

This is why terrorists should not be called "Animals."

Poor little guy.

bbl.

Test

530 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:38:21am

re: #451 Ben Hur

Dog Risks Life To Save Injured Friend

This is why terrorists should not be called "Animals."

Poor little guy.

bbl.

531 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:38:27am

re: #516 MandyManners

Don't dissuade me from posting!

I wouldn't think of it. :)

(sotto voce: besides you wouldn't shut up even if we all tried)

532 bosforus  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:38:53am

re: #451 Ben Hur

Dog Risks Life To Save Injured Friend

This is why terrorists should not be called "Animals."

Poor little guy.

bbl.

And then there's the Wal-Mart incident. I'm beginning to understand more and more why my wife says dogs are the perfect animal.
[thanks for making me tear up at work, by the way]

533 nyc redneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:38:53am

re: #494 rawmuse

That was absolutely heart rending to watch.

that was unbelievable. you could tell how scared that little dog was and yet it pulled it's friend to safety. i feel like i watched something too profound and moving for words.

534 opinionated  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:39:02am

Really good piece.

Yes, the terrorists are winning
By Steven Emerson

This past Saturday, the New York Times ran an op-ed piece entitled "What They Hate about Mumbai," focusing specifically on the free market sins of that great city. With contrived evenhandedness, the op-ed managed to blame both Hindus and Muslim extremists-without blaming either party in particular for the murderous attacks.

Without realizing it, the Grey Lady had hit upon a great travel series. In the best spirit of jihad for dummies, why not a year's worth of op-eds focusing on "Why They Hate___" filled in, mad-libs style, with the U.S., Britain, Italy, Spain, Germany, the Netherlands, Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Israel, Jordan, Iraq, Egypt, Kenya, and the other 74 countries where radical Islam has reared its violent head? With only the moral blindness that the New York Times could capture, each op-ed would portray the attacks in a contrived even-handed way, without blaming, or even naming, the perpetrators of the attacks-Muslim jihadists.

Watching and reading reports of the Mumbai attacks was an Alice in Wonderland experience. Even after an Islamic terrorist group took credit, TV anchors and reporters assiduously avoided the term Islamic terrorist. They must have consulted with the Thesaurus for the Politically Correct to determine that the word "gunmen" would not offend any jihadist.

The real truth is that there is war against the West and the Jews by Islamic jihadists.

On Wednesday, even though everyone knew by then that the perpetrators were jihadists, CNN constantly referred to the terrorists as "extremists"-with no modifier. Hell, they could have been the Basque ETA or the ultra right wing U.S. militia. Then a CNN anchor asked his guest with totally innocence, "Now why would an extremist group target a Jewish house of worship?" Because, my dear politically correct anchor, it was an Islamist terrorist group.

More

[Link: www.jewishworldreview.com...]

535 Soona'  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:39:02am

re: #476 Occasional Reader

And confusing your model airplane glue with your Chapstick can of course lead to Epoxy Lips.

Epoxy upon you.

536 Rancher  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:39:04am

Now that I'm a Computer Tech I'll be able to understand all this geek stuff. Not.

Real Rancher

537 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:39:12am

re: #531 FurryOldGuyJeans

I wouldn't think of it. :)

(sotto voce: besides you wouldn't shut up even if we all tried)

Pig. Suede. Get it?

538 annar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:39:15am

Couldn't even get to the page this morning EST and thought that the server was undergoing a Denial Of Darwin attack from the ID institute. But then, on second thought, they could never put such evolutionary thoughts into action.

539 gop_patriot  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:39:17am

re: #451 Ben Hur

Dog Risks Life To Save Injured Friend

This is why terrorists should not be called "Animals."

Poor little guy.

bbl.

Guess I'll try too... test

540 maddogg  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:39:17am

re: #519 Occasional Reader

It's a Teflon-coated cop-killer LGF! It should be banned!

"Teflon coated cop killer", what a piece of left wing propaganda. Like a bullet needs anything other than mass and velocity to get through body armor.

541 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:39:27am

re: #451 Ben Hur

Dog Risks Life To Save Injured Friend

This is why terrorists should not be called "Animals."

Poor little guy.

bbl.


Testing too.

542 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:39:32am

re: #507 Soona'

I see I've been transported (rather quickly, I might add, Charles) to the middle of the daily LGF Pun Festival.

It's a philosophy, really.

543 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:39:35am

re: #520 lawhawk

I'm getting Nietzsche just thinking about it.

You mean that cartoon about the homicidal (yet philosophical) mouse and cat? Nietzsche and Croce?

544 Desert Dog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:39:38am

re: #528 rawmuse

Mavericks!

You spelled it incorrectly: I-N-S-A-N-E is the correct way

545 Dirk Diggler  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:39:55am

Interesting article from the WSJ on the Big 3's latest propaganda push...

A Bridge Loan Too Far: Why GM Is Doomed Anyway

But the restructuring plan comes up short on the most fundamental question. Will this company actually make money? Just look at the details — or what details are lacking.

GM says it plans to focus on only four brands. So why does the number of models only drop from 48 to 40?

GM has 6,600 dealers, which it says it will cut to 4,700 by 2012. Honda has 1,300 dealers. Even Ford has only 4,100 — which it will cut further.

And nowhere in the document does GM lay out, year by year, its own projected market share. This is perhaps the most critical part of any business plan. The kind of thing you learn in the first day of business school.

Turn to Exhibit B-1 — and you find something interesting. It is only in an appendix entry — and not stated explicitly. GM appears to have changed its market share assumption for 2009 GM U.S. volume from 20.6% a year ago to 22.5% today.

In this environment, it seems strange that GM is actually increasing its market share assumptions. And car business is all about volumes.

That points to the real flaw in the GM restructuring plan. The U.S. car industry has been a credit junkie that now has to go cold turkey.

In 2007, GMAC financed about half of GM’s retail car sales, many to customers with weak credit. Today GMAC can’t finance to customers with credit scores under 700. In fact, today GMAC funds only 6% of GM’s retail car sales. No wonder GM sales have fallen off a cliff.

Will that change over the next year?

Ask yourself how long it will take housing to hit a bottom and you’ll understand why the GM restructuring plan ain’t gonna cut it.

546 Bubblehead II  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:40:04am

re: #481 Occasional Reader

Perhaps this is the problem. Honorary Yooper was having the same sort of problem earlier.

547 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:40:13am

re: #536 Rancher

Now that I'm a Computer Tech I'll be able to understand all this geek stuff. Not.

Real Rancher

Have you considered staying at a Holiday Inn express?

548 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:40:16am
549 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:40:41am

re: #527 Thanos

Something in IE7 truncating the embedded leading link in Ben's 451

You're right. Looked fine in the comment window. Clicked "post". Pfft!

550 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:40:42am

I can't watch it. I just can't.

552 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:41:03am

re: #527 Thanos

Something in IE7 truncating the embedded leading link in Ben's 451

It's the target="_blank" tag. The link lacks the quotes around the "_blank", so it is not a complete tag. Thus, everything past the tag does not show up in the comment.

553 rawmuse  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:41:09am

re: #544 Desert Dog

You spelled it incorrectly: I-N-S-A-N-E is the correct way

I surf, but I am a wimp when it comes to that level. Dudes die on those waves.

554 bosforus  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:41:14am

re: #550 MandyManners

I can't watch it. I just can't.

Then watch this puppy instead. It'll make you smile and laugh.
[Link: www.break.com...]

555 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:41:20am

re: #540 maddogg

"Teflon coated cop killer", what a piece of left wing propaganda. Like a bullet needs anything other than mass and velocity to get through body armor.

I coat all my armor-piecing bullets with Pam. It's low in cholesterol!

556 rawmuse  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:41:37am

re: #550 MandyManners

I can't watch it. I just can't.

I know, it is rough. I teared up immediately.

557 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:41:51am

re: #451 Ben Hur

Dog Risks Life To Save Injured Friend

This is why terrorists should not be called "Animals."

Poor little guy.

bbl.

Testing...

558 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:42:07am

Bells and whistles working properly now?

559 lawhawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:42:13am

re: #545 Dirk Diggler

Indeed, if GM is claiming that they have to eliminate brand lines, why only 8 models being axed? At a time when they have more dealerships than Ford and Honda combined, why are they cutting only a couple hundred dealers? They still have their priorities wrong and aren't willing or even capable of making tough business decisions that will help eliminate structural problems in their business operations.

560 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:42:15am

re: #550 MandyManners

I can't watch it. I just can't.

Makes me remember the program War Dogs - never cried so hard in my life...

561 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:42:23am
562 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:42:33am

re: #546 Bubblehead II

Perhaps this is the problem. Honorary Yooper was having the same sort of problem earlier.

Or maybe we're just not supposed to talk to Ben Hur?

563 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:42:47am

re: #451 Ben Hur

Dog Risks Life To Save Injured Friend

This is why terrorists should not be called "Animals."

Poor little guy.

bbl.

Another test, adding quote marks

564 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:42:51am

re: #451 Ben Hur

Dog Risks Life To Save Injured Friend

This is why terrorists should not be called "Animals."

Poor little guy.

bbl.

Thanos, O.R., try it with quotes around "_blank" in the link tag. For some reason they are being left off in IE (maybe other browsers too).

565 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:43:00am

re: #562 Occasional Reader

[yep, I think you're on to something]

566 Salamantis  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:43:33am

Speaking of dogs (and cats)...

Dogs Chase Efficiently, But Cats Skulk Counterintuitively
[Link: www.eurekalert.org...]

DURHAM, N.C. -- A Duke University study suggests that evolution can behave as differently as dogs and cats. While the dogs depend on an energy-efficient style of four-footed running over long distances to catch their prey, cats seem to have evolved a profoundly inefficient gait, tailor-made to creep up on a mouse or bird in slow motion.

"It is usually assumed that efficiency is what matters in evolution," said Daniel Schmitt, a Duke associate professor of evolutionary anthropology. "We've found that's too simple a way of looking at evolution, because there are some animals that need to operate at high energy cost and low efficiency."

Namely cats.

In a report published online Nov. 26 in the research journal Public Library of Science (PLoS), Schmitt and two former Duke co-researchers followed up on a scientific hunch by measuring and videotaping how six housecats moved along a 6 yard-long runway in pursuit of food treats or feline toys.

Long-distance chase predators like dogs can reduce their muscular work needed to move forward by as much as 70 percent by allowing their body to rise and fall and exchanging potential and kinetic energy with each step. In contrast, the maximum for cats is about 37 percent and much lower than that in a stalking posture, the report found.

"An important implication of these results is the possibility of a tradeoff between stealthy walking and economy of locomotion," the three researchers wrote in PLoS. "These data show a previously unrecognized mechanical relationship in which crouched postures are associated with changes in footfall pattern, which are in turn related to reduced mechanical energy recovery."

In other words, they found that when cats slink close to the ground they walk in a way that "the movements of their front and back ends cancel each other out," Schmitt said. While that's not good for energy efficiency "the total movement of their bodies is going to be even and they'll be flowing along," he added

"If they're creeping, they're going to put this foot down, and then that foot down and then that one in an even fashion. We think it has to do with stability and caution, Schmitt said."

Walking humans recover as much energy as dogs, said Schmitt, who studies gaits of various mammals. "Our centers of mass rise and fall when we walk. And when we do that, humans and other animals exchange potential and kinetic energy. It's an evolutionary miracle in my view.

"But cats need to creep up on their prey. Most scientists think that energetic efficiency is the currency of natural selection. Here we've shown that some animals make compromises when they have to choose between competing demands."

567 lawhawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:43:35am

re: #551 WrathofG-d

What is this violence between Hamas and Fatah being reported? I thought they were all one big happy family looking to get a two-state solution with Israel. /seriously misinformed by the media worldwide.

568 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:43:40am

re: #564 Honorary Yooper

Thanos, O.R., try it with quotes around "_blank" in the link tag. For some reason they are being left off in IE (maybe other browsers too).

Testing

569 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:44:12am

re: #559 lawhawk

Indeed, if GM is claiming that they have to eliminate brand lines, why only 8 models being axed? At a time when they have more dealerships than Ford and Honda combined, why are they cutting only a couple hundred dealers? They still have their priorities wrong and aren't willing or even capable of making tough business decisions that will help eliminate structural problems in their business operations.

What is the financial link between number of dealerships & the viability of the manufacturer? Just curious.

570 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:44:13am

re: #546 Bubblehead II

re: #552 Honorary Yooper

It's the target="_blank" tag. The link lacks the quotes around the "_blank", so it is not a complete tag. Thus, everything past the tag does not show up in the comment.

THAT'S IT!

571 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:44:16am

re: #554 bosforus

Then watch this puppy instead. It'll make you smile and laugh.
[Link: www.break.com...]

Oh, that's just awful.

572 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:44:35am

Okay, finally got the boss's machine happy, so I get back to the important stuff. What have I missed? I see reports that everything is moving smoothly, but of course I want to see it for myself.

573 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:44:56am

re: #502 Honorary Yooper

When is a cigar not just a cigar...

Did you have to bring Clinton into this?

574 FurryOldGuyJeans  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:44:59am

re: #537 MandyManners

Pig. Suede. Get it?

No, but then I am not a skin wearer as a rule. I go the tweaked plant fiber route generally.

575 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:45:06am

re: #561 buzzsawmonkey

I thought you didn't go to "Atlas" any more.

I shrugged off "Atlas" some time ago.

576 tfc3rid  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:45:13am

re: #559 lawhawk

GM will simply get their bailout and fall back... They will keep business operating as it is right now and then come crying back to nanny Obama when they need more $$... And we will get more of the same ol crap from them...

They need to experience a nuke on their business to change...

577 Rancher  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:45:35am

re: #547 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
I still work part time for Hilton Hotels, they wouldn't like that.

578 razorbacker  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:45:48am

Wow. 61 degrees at noon. Now 55 and dropping down to a forecast 22.

I love the South.

579 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:45:54am

re: #545 Dirk Diggler

Interesting article from the WSJ on the Big 3's latest propaganda push...

A Bridge Loan Too Far: Why GM Is Doomed Anyway

Operation Marketing Garden?

580 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:46:00am

re: #556 rawmuse

I know, it is rough. I teared up immediately.

I'll never forget the evil fucker who ran over my cockapoo when I was about 11. I marched up the street to his house and ripped him a new one. He had the gall to call my parents and tattle but they backed me up.

581 tfc3rid  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:46:01am

re: #567 lawhawk

What is this violence between Hamas and Fatah being reported? I thought they were all one big happy family looking to get a two-state solution with Israel. /seriously misinformed by the media worldwide.

There is really still violence going on over there? Wow...

582 nyc redneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:46:13am

re: #534 opinionated

Really good piece.

Yes, the terrorists are winning
By Steven Emerson

More

[Link: www.jewishworldreview.com...]

we are going to have trouble fighting this enemy until we properly name them and accept that they are not a group we can have dialogue w/.
they are MOSLEM TERRORISTS who seek to spread islam everywhere at any cost. it is that simple.
all the pc euphemisms for these barbarians, cripple our ability to fight them.

583 WrathofG-d  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:46:14am

re: #567 lawhawk

Well the way I see it, if Hamas and Fatah are having a territorial dispute (over Aza, and Judea/Samaria) there is only one solution when persuing a "peace process" between them, and that is to divide the lands.

Which, as we are always told, means that there is no other solution than a 2 state solution between Hamas and Fatah!

~~right!?

584 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:46:25am
585 bosforus  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:46:26am

re: #571 MandyManners

I know, speechless.

586 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:46:34am

re: #560 hermit

Makes me remember the program War Dogs - never cried so hard in my life...

Don't know that one at all.

587 Eowyn2  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:46:54am

re: #567 lawhawk

What is this violence between Hamas and Fatah being reported? I thought they were all one big happy family looking to get a two-state solution with Israel. /seriously misinformed by the media worldwide.

they are working on a two state solution
Fatahstan
Hamasistan

588 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:47:00am

re: #575 Occasional Reader

I shrugged off "Atlas" some time ago.

Ayn what happened when you did?

589 maddogg  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:47:01am

Anybody up for a little fishing?

590 opinionated  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:47:05am

re: #551 WrathofG-d

Hamas Video Shows Their Own Torture of Fatah I'm sure International Leftists will get right on this. CLOSE GAZA-mo NOW!

Even as dumb as any Israeli who ever believes that there could be peace if they just gave the barbarians territory, you would think they would pause to contemplate that this is what they do TO THEIR OWN when given the chance.

591 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:47:07am

re: #579 CyanSnowHawk

Operation Marketing Garden?

Ein'hoven' no more of your puns, buddy. Nope.

592 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:47:22am

re: #522 razorbacker

I hope some day to be half the man that my dog thinks I am.

Mark Twain?

593 tfc3rid  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:47:31am

re: #582 nyc redneck

Face it though, given the Administration that 60 Million voted into office, PC is here to stay... And perhaps even become the law of the land...

594 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:47:32am
595 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:47:32am

re: #554 bosforus

That's just awful.

596 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:47:38am

re: #566 Salamantis

Don't forget the birds...!
Do Early Birds Catch Worms?
By Ralph Incher-Smith

597 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:47:50am

re: #588 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Ayn what happened when you did?

My sex life improved. I feel much more Rand-y.

598 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:48:18am

re: #566 Salamantis


In other words, they found that when cats slink close to the ground they walk in a way that "the movements of their front and back ends cancel each other out," Schmitt said. While that's not good for energy efficiency "the total movement of their bodies is going to be even and they'll be flowing along," he added

"If they're creeping, they're going to put this foot down, and then that foot down and then that one in an even fashion. We think it has to do with stability and caution, Schmitt said."

They forgot the butt wiggle. It's an absolute requirement when stalking.

599 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:48:44am

re: #574 FurryOldGuyJeans

No, but then I am not a skin wearer as a rule. I go the tweaked plant fiber route generally.

I've leather pants, a leather mini-skirt, a few leather shirts and vests.

600 WrathofG-d  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:48:56am

re: #587 Eowyn2

actually as it is now it is Hamastan, and Fatahstan. This is the status-quo that isn't working.

What we need is a partition of Aza into Hamastan & Fatahstan, and (if you are going to accept Arab control over East Israel-Judea/Samaria), another Hamastan & Fatahstan.

601 razorbacker  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:49:12am

BBL.

I'm going to fix the dog a peanut butter sammich.

You'd think he'd like meat better, but he doesn't.

602 lawhawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:49:15am

re: #583 WrathofG-d

They already have separate areas. They just don't want only their part. They want it all, and then they want the rest of Israel too. They will not stop their attacks until they're either destroyed or destroy everyone around them.

603 Salamantis  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:49:22am

re: #596 hermit

Don't forget the birds...!
Do Early Birds Catch Worms?
By Ralph Incher-Smith

The early worm gets eaten by a bird...;~)

604 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:49:28am

re: #598 vxbush

They forgot the butt wiggle. It's an absolute requirement when stalking.

I thought it was the butt wiggle that caused the stalking.

605 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:49:36am

re: #571 MandyManners

Huh?

606 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:49:37am

re: #599 MandyManners

I've leather pants, a leather mini-skirt, a few leather shirts and vests.

Should we start calling you MistressMandyManners?

607 razorbacker  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:49:45am

re: #592 Spare O'Lake

Good catch.

608 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:49:48am

re: #586 MandyManners

Don't know that one at all.

check War Dogs

609 lawhawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:49:48am

re: #591 Occasional Reader

Monty nice of you to consider.

610 WrathofG-d  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:50:05am

re: #594 buzzsawmonkey

Maybe, permanent for Israel and transitory for the Arabs?

611 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:50:17am

re: #604 Sharmuta

I thought it was the butt wiggle that caused the stalking.

Ha!

Nicely played.

612 bosforus  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:50:25am

Speaking of dogs, anyone ever seen a Rhodesian Ridgeback? They're absolutely gorgeous and while walking three of my relative's dogs at a dog park we ran into a family of 6 adult Rhodesians! Yes, 6, and it was truly a sight to behold. They're energetic, beautiful, athletic, fearless (they were breed to hunt lions), and incredibly friendly.

613 maddogg  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:50:28am

re: #606 Occasional Reader

Should we start calling you MistressMandyManners?

She IS awfully fond of the "Whack".

614 Son of the Black Dog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:50:42am

re: #559 lawhawk

Indeed, if GM is claiming that they have to eliminate brand lines, why only 8 models being axed? At a time when they have more dealerships than Ford and Honda combined, why are they cutting only a couple hundred dealers? They still have their priorities wrong and aren't willing or even capable of making tough business decisions that will help eliminate structural problems in their business operations.

Aren't dealerships still owned by independent businesses and individuals? I didn't think the automakers owned any of the dealerships. However, one of the auto industry's dirty little accounting secrets is that they consider a car "sold" when they ship it to the dealer, not when the car is actually sold to a consumer. Dealer inventory gets too high and the dealer stops taking cars, although IIRC, they are required to take a minimum number of cars per month under their contracts. But that doesn't prevent unsold cars from piling up at the factory, and ultimately requiring production cuts.

615 Salamantis  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:50:46am

re: #596 hermit

Don't forget the birds...!
Do Early Birds Catch Worms?
By Ralph Incher-Smith

Lemme try this again...

The early worm gets eaten by a bird...;~)

616 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:50:54am

re: #601 razorbacker

BBL.

I'm going to fix the dog a peanut butter sammich.

You'd think he'd like meat better, but he doesn't.

Does yer dog get it stuck on the roof of his mouth?

Mine do & it is a riot while they tilt their head back further & further trying to get it off.

617 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:51:01am

re: #567 lawhawk

What is this violence between Hamas and Fatah being reported? I thought they were all one big happy family looking to get a two-state solution with Israel. /seriously misinformed by the media worldwide.

Ever seen a really big family at a holiday gathering?

618 WrathofG-d  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:51:17am

re: #602 lawhawk

They already have separate areas. They just don't want only their part. They want it all, and then they want the rest of Israel too. They will not stop their attacks until they're either destroyed or destroy everyone around them.

Ok I meant to just cancel my "ding", not give you a negative.

I don't want them "destroyed", I just want them moved to an area where they would be forced to at worst lob missiles, and mortars over large bodies of water.

619 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:51:25am

re: #606 Occasional Reader

Should we start calling you MistressMandyManners?

They're just clothes, you pervert!

620 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:51:30am

re: #604 Sharmuta

I thought it was the butt wiggle that caused the stalking.

Maybe in the human species, but both my cats go into this routine when stalking:

Eyes get big.
Cat drops low to the ground.
Cat starts moving ever so slowly, staying even left-to-right.
The butt wiggles, and they explode toward the prey.

I watch this nightly. I know the drill.

621 Salamantis  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:51:40am

re: #596 hermit

For some reason, I gotta do it this way...

The early worm gets eaten by a bird...;~)

622 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:52:09am

re: #615 Salamantis

Yes, Sal...I typed that...

623 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:52:12am

re: #619 MandyManners

They're just clothes, you pervert!

I'm so sorry for having posted that. It was really bad of me. I deserve to be spanked.

624 jcm  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:52:25am

re: #621 Salamantis

For some reason, I gotta do it this way...

The early worm gets eaten by a bird...;~)

The second mouse gets the cheese...

625 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:52:35am
626 Soona'  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:52:45am

re: #559 lawhawk

Indeed, if GM is claiming that they have to eliminate brand lines, why only 8 models being axed? At a time when they have more dealerships than Ford and Honda combined, why are they cutting only a couple hundred dealers? They still have their priorities wrong and aren't willing or even capable of making tough business decisions that will help eliminate structural problems in their business operations.

It isn't the business ops. that are killing them is it? Isn't it their outlandish retirement and medical benefits that's draining the coffers?

627 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:52:50am

Now to re-enable gzip compression...

628 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:53:01am

re: #597 Occasional Reader

My sex life improved. I feel much more Rand-y.

LOL!

629 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:53:25am
630 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:53:25am

re: #624 jcm

The second mouse gets the cheese...

I love that one!

631 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:53:27am
Maybe in the human species, but both my cats go into this routine when stalking:

Eyes get big.
Cat drops low to the ground.
Cat starts moving ever so slowly, staying even left-to-right.
The butt wiggles, and they explode toward the prey.

I watch this nightly. I know the drill.

I bet the prey don't like that a bit.

632 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:53:28am

re: #620 vxbush

Maybe in the human species, but both my cats go into this routine when stalking:

Eyes get big.
Cat drops low to the ground.
Cat starts moving ever so slowly, staying even left-to-right.
The butt wiggles, and they explode toward the prey.

I watch this nightly. I know the drill.

I fail to see the difference in species. ;p

633 rawmuse  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:53:28am

re: #612 bosforus

I have some experience with the Ridgebacks. They are outstanding dogs, not big barkers, no grooming (or very little) required, and very obedient. If there is one possibly negative characteristic about them it is that they are very much a "one master" dog, and if you are not their accustomed master, you are in for a hard time with them.

634 jcm  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:53:35am

re: #627 Charles

Now to re-enable gzip compression...

Will it hurt?

635 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:53:38am

re: #627 Charles

Now to re-enable gzip compression...

This sounds like a line from a science fiction movie that's been "MST3K'd".

636 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:54:14am

re: #620 vxbush

Maybe in the human species, but both my cats go into this routine when stalking:

Eyes get big.
Cat drops low to the ground.
Cat starts moving ever so slowly, staying even left-to-right.
The butt wiggles, and they explode toward the prey.

I watch this nightly. I know the drill.

I bet the prey don't like that a bit.

637 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:54:25am

re: #624 jcm

*waves hand*
Hi there!

638 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:54:33am

re: #633 rawmuse

they are very much a "one master" dog, and if you are not their accustomed master, you are in for a hard time with them.

Didn't Jesus teach us that "no dog can serve two masters"?

639 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:54:44am

re: #623 Occasional Reader

I'm so sorry for having posted that. It was really bad of me. I deserve to be spanked.

No.

640 jcm  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:54:44am

re: #630 hermit

I love that one!

You'll like this one...

641 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:54:54am

re: #636 MandyManners

I bet the prey don't like that a bit.

They usually love it. Oh, wait- you meant the cats' prey.

642 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:54:55am

re: #632 Sharmuta

I fail to see the difference in species. ;p

Ah, well, your mileage may vary. ;-D

643 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:55:11am

re: #599 MandyManners

I've leather pants, a leather mini-skirt, a few leather shirts and vests.

Mistress Mandy!

644 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:55:13am
645 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:55:39am

re: #627 Charles

Now to re-enable gzip compression...

I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

646 Son of the Black Dog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:55:47am

re: #580 MandyManners

I'll never forget the evil fucker who ran over my cockapoo when I was about 11. I marched up the street to his house and ripped him a new one. He had the gall to call my parents and tattle but they backed me up.

Wish I'd had the ticket concession for that one, plus about an hour to draw a crowd.

647 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:55:58am

Is it my imagination, or are comments getting put in above other comments I've already read? I swear it is, but I need to read more carefully, I guess.

648 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:56:02am

re: #639 MandyManners

No.

[ohhh... how I love it when you refuse to spank me...]

649 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:56:07am

*throws up hands*

650 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:56:12am

re: #559 lawhawk

Indeed, if GM is claiming that they have to eliminate brand lines, why only 8 models being axed? At a time when they have more dealerships than Ford and Honda combined, why are they cutting only a couple hundred dealers? They still have their priorities wrong and aren't willing or even capable of making tough business decisions that will help eliminate structural problems in their business operations.

The problem is that they cannot just go out and cut dealers as a retail chain would cut stores. This is due to state franchising laws since each dealer is an independent business.

651 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:56:16am

re: #576 tfc3rid

GM will simply get their bailout and fall back... They will keep business operating as it is right now and then come crying back to nanny Obama when they need more $$... And we will get more of the same ol crap from them...

They need to experience a nuke on their business to change...


Besides the union concessions for all of those unfunded liabilities, that were talked about earlier, GM also needs other restructure work on their balance sheet. GM has $3B in equity and about $45 Billion in debt. It seems to me that the equity needs to be wiped out and the debt needs to be pared down.

Ergo --> BK court.

652 gop_patriot  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:56:30am

re: #639 MandyManners

No.

Oh, you're good.

LOL

653 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:56:31am
654 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:56:50am
655 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:56:53am

re: #641 Sharmuta

They usually love it. Oh, wait- you meant the cats' prey.

You missed the bit!

656 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:57:11am

re: #643 CyanSnowHawk

Mistress Mandy!

Clothes!

657 WrathofG-d  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:57:11am

re: #629 buzzsawmonkey

Works for me, but I'd even accept just over the Jordan River.

658 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:57:12am

Now, are we set up to handle special characters?

¢ ¢ ¢ ¢ cent sign
¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ currency sign
€ € € € euro sign
£ £ £ £ pound sign
¥

Yup.

659 Desert Dog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:57:14am

re: #651 DeafDog

Besides the union concessions for all of those unfunded liabilities, that were talked about earlier, GM also needs other restructure work on their balance sheet. GM has $3B in equity and about $45 Billion in debt. It seems to me that the equity needs to be wiped out and the debt needs to be pared down.

Ergo --> BK court.

But first, let's flush 18-20 Billion of the taxpayers money down the drain

660 rawmuse  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:57:23am

re: #638 Occasional Reader

Didn't Jesus teach us that "no dog can serve two masters"?

Some dogs more than others. I have a dog that I baby sit (belongs to a neighbor, but I walk him a lot) and he obeys me pretty good, tho' I am not his usual master.

Time for that walk right about now. See you all later!

661 A Kiwi Infidel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:57:30am

Steve Emerson with an article from Jewishworldview.

Apologies if this has already been posted.

And hopefully those who think that "muslims are our friend" will pause and rethink their position.

662 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:58:03am

re: #655 MandyManners

You missed the bit!

The drill bit? That's the best part.

663 jcm  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:58:06am

re: #637 pre-Boomer Marine brat

*waves hand*
Hi there!

*waves back*

How's things?

We had fun at my house last night. Just at bed time my 4 year was playing on the back of the couch (a no no) falls off (I told him so) lands on a toy and puts a small bloody gash on the back of his head. Some time later after treat the wound and getting everything settled back down and getting everyone in bed the 2 year starts crying owee owee in bed, I go in she's throwing up in bed.

Some nights you just have to laugh.

664 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:58:08am
665 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:58:12am

re: #653 Iron Fist

I think that the gun controlers wanted to make sure all the gangbangers in the 'hood knew that cops were wearing bullet-proof vests.

So shoot them in the face.

I was always taught 2 to the chest, 1 to the head.

First 2 round stun them even if they're wearing a vest, gives you more time to set up the head shot.

666 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:58:23am

re: #654 buzzsawmonkey

She can't be beat.

It's easier Sade than done.

667 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:58:25am

re: #644 buzzsawmonkey

What about your knout collection?

I prefer pizzles.

668 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:58:26am

re: #594 buzzsawmonkey

My favorite two-state solution is solid for Israel, and plasma for the terrorists.

Plasma is so generous - I would say gas was more appropriate.

669 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:58:31am

re: #389 Charles

I think some of the problems are related to DNS; the IP address of the server changed, and it can take some time for that to get around the net.

But it's definitely improving now.

So its almost through the whole BIOS-phere?

670 hazzyday  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:58:37am

Per Obama, all new servers will be equipped with a hope and change power button.

671 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:58:48am

re: #649 MandyManners

*throws up hands*

You shouldn't eat hands if you're gonna drink that much, Mandy...ewww

672 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:59:07am

re: #664 buzzsawmonkey

Must...resist...Groucho...quotes.

Well, we let you in.

/rimshot

673 Soona'  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:59:10am

re: #584 buzzsawmonkey

But the ocean levels are dropping. Look on the bright side.

And I saw my first unicorn today.

674 opinionated  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:59:11am

re: #618 WrathofG-d

I don't want them "destroyed", I just want them moved to an area where they would be forced to at worst lob missiles, and mortars over large bodies of water.

Atlantis?

675 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:59:12am

re: #646 Son of the Black Dog

Wish I'd had the ticket concession for that one, plus about an hour to draw a crowd.

I chewed him out so badly that he would drive on the far side of the road whenever he saw me out.

676 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:59:18am

re: #658 vxbush
Incuding you!HA!
LGF was down all mornin for me!
Thought the problem was on my end...

677 bosforus  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:59:22am

re: #633 rawmuse

...if you are not their accustomed master, you are in for a hard time with them.

I can imagine. Although I was entranced by them I also realized I wouldn't stand a chance if they got it into their heads to just do whatever they want.

678 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:59:24am
679 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:59:30am

re: #648 Occasional Reader

[ohhh... how I love it when you refuse to spank me...]

*whack*

680 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 11:59:53am

re: #663 jcm

Throwing up in bed?!?!?!
Possibly concussion?

681 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:00:10pm

re: #665 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I was always taught 2 to the chest, 1 to the head.

First 2 round stun them even if they're wearing a vest, gives you more time to set up the head shot.

Mozambique Drill!

People sometimes look at me kinda funny at the range when I practice that.

682 maddogg  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:00:19pm

re: #653 Iron Fist

I think that the gun controlers wanted to make sure all the gangbangers in the 'hood knew that cops were wearing bullet-proof vests.

So shoot them in the face.

Most of the gang bangers couldn't hit a bear in the ass with a base fiddle. They do a drive by, fire 60 rounds at a rival and miss completely, but kill some kid in bed 2 blocks over.

683 WrathofG-d  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:00:33pm

re: #674 opinionated

Australia to the Arabs!

684 Soona'  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:00:34pm

re: #623 Occasional Reader

I'm so sorry for having posted that. It was really bad of me. I deserve to be spanked.

LOL

685 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:00:45pm

re: #381 realwest

and
re: #367 Dark_Falcon

I'm gonna repeat myself here, but y'all really ought to read the link put up by lawhawk in his #294 it's superb!

By the way, I watched a "back and forth" on a news show (forget which) and after that I think the big three need to go through a forced restructuring bankruptcy (Chap 11 or Chap 13, I forget which?). That should allow them to unshackle themselves a little bit from the UAW.

686 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:00:48pm

re: #673 Soona'

And I saw my first unicorn today.

Did its farts smell of petunias?

687 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:00:59pm
688 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:01:11pm

re: #670 hazzyday

Per Obama, all new servers will be equipped with a hope and change power button.

Right next to the "any" key.

689 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:01:15pm

re: #679 MandyManners

*whack*

yes! YES!

oohhh sweet mystery of liiife, at last I've fouuund yoouuu...

690 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:01:15pm

re: #656 MandyManners

Clothes!

Hopefully they were not the clothes you had to doff during the 'gas station' incident.

691 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:01:16pm

re: #652 gop_patriot

Oh, you're good.

LOL

I endeavor to render satisfaction.

692 UFO TOFU  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:01:27pm

re: #616 unreconstructed rebel

Good times!

693 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:01:47pm

re: #662 Sharmuta

The drill bit? That's the best part.

I get uptight all over just thinking about the dentist's office.

694 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:01:53pm

re: #676 reloadingisnotahobby

Incuding you!HA!
LGF was down all mornin for me!
Thought the problem was on my end...

I am definitely NOT going there!...not going... aw hell!

oh, LGF was down on me, too, but no problems at my end...heh
/going out for a smoke...

695 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:02:11pm

re: #671 hermit

You shouldn't eat hands if you're gonna drink that much, Mandy...ewww

Just squicky.

696 Bubblehead II  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:02:26pm

re: #589 maddogg

How about some Squirrel Launching instead?

697 bosforus  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:02:31pm

re: #680 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Throwing up in bed?!?!?!
Possibly concussion?

Yes, sounds like a concussion.
jcm - was the baby throwing up the same baby that hit its head?

698 jcm  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:02:40pm

re: #680 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Throwing up in bed?!?!?!
Possibly concussion?

Different kids, 4 year old boy with head bonk, 2 year girl with throwing up. She's sometimes over eats, and has a weak hiatal valve and any pressure on valve and everything comes up.

699 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:02:46pm

re: #694 hermit

I am definitely NOT going there!...not going... aw hell!

oh, LGF was down on me, too, but no problems at my end...heh
/going out for a smoke...

What? Too early to have a drink?

700 WrathofG-d  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:02:49pm

Yes, the terrorists are winning
By Steven Emerson
This past Saturday, the New York Times ran an op-ed piece entitled "What They Hate about Mumbai," focusing specifically on the free market sins of that great city. With contrived evenhandedness, the op-ed managed to blame both Hindus and Muslim extremists-without blaming either party in particular for the murderous attacks.

Without realizing it, the Grey Lady had hit upon a great travel series. In the best spirit of jihad for dummies, why not a year's worth of op-eds focusing on "Why They Hate___" filled in, mad-libs style, with the U.S., Britain, Italy, Spain, Germany, the Netherlands, Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Israel, Jordan, Iraq, Egypt, Kenya, and the other 74 countries where radical Islam has reared its violent head? With only the moral blindness that the New York Times could capture, each op-ed would portray the attacks in a contrived even-handed way, without blaming, or even naming, the perpetrators of the attacks-Muslim jihadists.

Watching and reading reports of the Mumbai attacks was an Alice in Wonderland experience. Even after an Islamic terrorist group took credit, TV anchors and reporters assiduously avoided the term Islamic terrorist. They must have consulted with the Thesaurus for the Politically Correct to determine that the word "gunmen" would not offend any jihadist.

The real truth is that there is war against the West and the Jews by Islamic jihadists.

On Wednesday, even though everyone knew by then that the perpetrators were jihadists, CNN constantly referred to the terrorists as "extremists"-with no modifier. Hell, they could have been the Basque ETA or the ultra right wing U.S. militia. Then a CNN anchor asked his guest with totally innocence, "Now why would an extremist group target a Jewish house of worship?" Because, my dear politically correct anchor, it was an Islamist terrorist group.

The most that government officials, in cahoots with mainstream media, could utter were names like Al Qaeda (AQ) or Laskar-e-Taiba (LeT) as potential suspects. Yet even here, the discussions were mindless. One talking head said it could not be AQ since AQ behavior is to have massive simultaneous explosions (as if Al Qaeda follows a pre-programmed script). Another expert said LeT did not have the resources to carry it out, forgetting ever so slightly that all Islamic terrorist groups share resources, recruit from other terrorist groups, train each other, provide each other with equipment and, most importantly of all, want to destroy their "enemies."

In the United States, after 9/11, a group of American men (mostly converts) pleaded guilty or were found to be guilty of training with LeT and of trying to "wage war" against the United States. Evidence produced in the trial showed that LeT's website-before being taken down-focused disproportionately on two enemies: Americans and Jews. In 2004, Ismail Royer, an official with the Council on Islamic Relations (CAIR) who had trained with the Taliban, pled guilty to weapons and explosives charges. He was sentenced to 20 years in prison. In later grand jury testimony, Royer admitted that the cell's primary goal was to fight with the Taliban against United States forces in Afghanistan.

Our politically craven governments, followed in part by the media, have now started to ban the use of the term "Islamic terrorists" or "Islamic militants," insisting that they simply be called "extremists" or militants. The government's rationale was a page picked right out of the playbook of western radical Islamic strategy: Portray the use of the term "Islamic terrorist" as "racist" and as allegedly stigmatizing all Muslims.

(snip)

701 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:03:02pm

re: #678 buzzsawmonkey

I'm not sure what a pizzle is, but my understanding is that it's free if it takes longer than 30 minutes to arrive.

You don't know what a pizzle is?

I ROCK!

702 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:03:03pm

re: #693 MandyManners

I get uptight all over just thinking about the dentist's office.

Put a cap on it, would ya?

703 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:03:07pm

re: #687 buzzsawmonkey

That was my original thought, but I wanted to avoid anything which might give rise to spurious "genocide!" accusations.

LOL. Been there.

704 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:03:12pm

re: #689 Occasional Reader

yes! YES!

oohhh sweet mystery of liiife, at last I've fouuund yoouuu...

I thought you would be more of a "PUDDDIN AWN DA WIIITZ!" kind of guy

705 WrathofG-d  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:03:16pm

(un-snip - Cont)

ast year, the Departments of State and Homeland Security issued an internal memorandum that henceforth no one could use the term "Islamic terrorists" and could only use the generic term "militant" or "extremist." Even President Bush, who once invoked the term "Islamofacism," now refuses to use the term Islamic terrorist. In Canada, the author Mark Steyn was the subject of three human rights complaints and subsequent trials for calling radical Muslims terrorists and other such "slurs." He won all three tribunals.

It is time to stop caving in to the PC crowd. If we refuse to use the term Islamic terrorist, we conveniently take away any onus of responsibility for Islamic groups to halt the murderous ideology they propagate. In fact, in nearly EVERY claim of responsibility, which I studied, for hundreds of violent Islamic attacks which took place since 9/11, the common justification by the Muslim terrorist perpetrator was that there was a "war against Muslims" by the West and the Jews that had to be avenged. The real truth is that there is war against the West and the Jews by Islamic jihadists. And no amount of territorial withdrawal or peace negotiations will assuage them.

But thankfully, there remains a glimmer of hope, and not from the condescending columnists of the New York Times or the State Department know-it-alls, but from courageous Muslim moderates in this country like Zuhdi Jasser or brutally honest Muslim columnists in the Middle East. While the West refuses to utter the term Islamic extremists and as a corollary holds no one responsible, at least one Muslim columnist has the guts to tell the truth of where the responsibility lies.

Aijaz Zaka Syed, a Muslim columnist who wrote a column for Sunday's Khaleej Times Online:

"It's all very well for us to say Islam has nothing to do with extremism and terrorism. We can go on deluding ourselves these psychopaths do not represent us..."

"The great religion that preaches and celebrates universal brotherhood, equality of men and peace and justice for all has been hijacked by a demented, miniscule minority. And, as my friend says, only Muslims can solve this problem. Only Muslims can confront these anarchists in their midst..."

"Only they can get their faith freed from the clutches of extremism. This is no time to hide. It's time to stand up and speak out. For the terrorists will continue to speak on our behalf, until we do not speak up. This is no time for silence. Enough is enough!"

Indeed, enough is enough. It is time to start listening to folks like Mr Syed or the courageous Zuhdi Jasser, rather than cave in to the PC crowd. Reporters seem incapable of reporting Islamic radicalism at home unless there is a conviction. And even then, as The New York Times has so dishonestly but consistently demonstrated, there are only good sheiks and good Islamic groups, not bad ones that preach jihad.

Even after the conviction of the defendants of all 108 counts in the Holy Land Foundation (Hamas) trial this past week, The New York Times poignantly focused its reporting not on the convictions for abetting terrorism and contributing to countless deaths of civilians, but on the tear jerking sobs of the wives and daughters of the convicted defendants who (surprise) claim their fathers were innocent. Now can you imagine the New York Times focusing its coverage sympathetically on the families of the convicted members of the KKK or neo-Nazis? Now further imagine reporters from the top newspapers getting their exclusive information for stories from un-indicted co-conspirators in the Hamas case.

706 bosforus  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:03:33pm

re: #698 jcm

Ah, disregard my question then. Fun night! :)

707 WrathofG-d  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:03:37pm

(cont, cont)

It all comes together. After more than 7 years since 9/11, we can now issue a verdict: Islamic terrorists have won our hearts and minds. Let's thank those who made it happen: the U.S. government, European governments and the mainstream media. It's time to stop placating or being intimidated by Islamic front groups who masquerade as civil rights groups. In 2007, the perversity of was demonstrated when the FBI released its annual 2007 hate crime reports. Of the total 1,628 victims of anti-religious hate crimes, 69.2% were Jewish and 8.7% were Muslim. Yet by my still unfinished account, there were at least 40 times more stories last year about Islamophobia than about anti-Semitism.

The Mumbai massacre was a heavily planned plot carried out by Islamic terrorists. Period. Memo to Obama: Until the onus of responsibility is put on Islamic "civil rights" groups that want to ban free speech and claim that anyone who uses the term Islamic terrorist is a racist, there is no hope of winning the battle.

708 maddogg  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:03:45pm

re: #696 Bubblehead II

How about some Squirrel Launching instead?

I prefer squirrel fishing, as it isn't cruel,

709 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:03:45pm

re: #689 Occasional Reader

yes! YES!

oohhh sweet mystery of liiife, at last I've fouuund yoouuu...

You set me up!

*harumph*

710 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:03:57pm

re: #680 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Throwing up in bed?!?!?!
Possibly concussion?

Different child. 4yo hit head, 2yo throwing up.

711 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:04:09pm

re: #690 CyanSnowHawk

Hopefully they were not the clothes you had to doff during the 'gas station' incident.

Thank goodness, no.

712 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:04:10pm

re: #699 reloadingisnotahobby

What? Too early to have a drink?

*sawing yardarm off main mast*
NOT anymore!

713 jcm  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:04:16pm

re: #702 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Put a cap on it, would ya?

Don't needle the poor guy, his head is already filled with horror stories.

714 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:04:59pm

re: #698 jcm

Different kids, 4 year old boy with head bonk, 2 year girl with throwing up. She's sometimes over eats, and has a weak hiatal valve and any pressure on valve and everything comes up.

WHEW! I mis-read it.

715 maddogg  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:05:07pm

re: #708 maddogg

So, there are still bugs...

716 lawhawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:05:11pm

re: #696 Bubblehead II

Suicidal squirrels... /band name?

717 Jewels (AKA Julian)  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:05:23pm

fnord

718 Desert Dog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:05:29pm

Up on Drudge now:
Police to use "truth" serum on terrorist
tsk tsk, India...you'll get a nasty letter from Amnesty International for that!

719 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:05:51pm

re: #715 maddogg

So, there are still bugs...

THEY'RE FEATURES!

720 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:06:08pm

re: #659 Desert Dog

But first, let's flush 18-20 Billion of the taxpayers money down the drain

Obviously, the pols are not treating it like their money.

There needs to be some way of forcing them to understand that they are stealing from others to make these commitments. Maybe for every dollar of tax payer money that gets committed, I'd like to see the pols be forced to also commit their own cash. (that idea has its own flaws...I'm just thinking out loud).

721 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:06:21pm

re: #702 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Put a cap on it, would ya?

I'm gonna' crown you!

722 A Kiwi Infidel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:06:21pm

re: #700 WrathofG-d

Yes, the terrorists are winning
By Steven Emerson
This past Saturday, the New York Times ran an op-ed piece entitled "What They Hate about Mumbai," focusing specifically on the free market sins of that great city. With contrived evenhandedness, the op-ed managed to blame both Hindus and Muslim extremists-without blaming either party in particular for the murderous attacks.

Without realizing it, the Grey Lady had hit upon a great travel series. In the best spirit of jihad for dummies, why not a year's worth of op-eds focusing on "Why They Hate___" filled in, mad-libs style, with the U.S., Britain, Italy, Spain, Germany, the Netherlands, Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Israel, Jordan, Iraq, Egypt, Kenya, and the other 74 countries where radical Islam has reared its violent head? With only the moral blindness that the New York Times could capture, each op-ed would portray the attacks in a contrived even-handed way, without blaming, or even naming, the perpetrators of the attacks-Muslim jihadists.

Watching and reading reports of the Mumbai attacks was an Alice in Wonderland experience. Even after an Islamic terrorist group took credit, TV anchors and reporters assiduously avoided the term Islamic terrorist. They must have consulted with the Thesaurus for the Politically Correct to determine that the word "gunmen" would not offend any jihadist.

The real truth is that there is war against the West and the Jews by Islamic jihadists.

On Wednesday, even though everyone knew by then that the perpetrators were jihadists, CNN constantly referred to the terrorists as "extremists"-with no modifier. Hell, they could have been the Basque ETA or the ultra right wing U.S. militia. Then a CNN anchor asked his guest with totally innocence, "Now why would an extremist group target a Jewish house of worship?" Because, my dear politically correct anchor, it was an Islamist terrorist group.

The most that government officials, in cahoots with mainstream media, could utter were names like Al Qaeda (AQ) or Laskar-e-Taiba (LeT) as potential suspects. Yet even here, the discussions were mindless. One talking head said it could not be AQ since AQ behavior is to have massive simultaneous explosions (as if Al Qaeda follows a pre-programmed script). Another expert said LeT did not have the resources to carry it out, forgetting ever so slightly that all Islamic terrorist groups share resources, recruit from other terrorist groups, train each other, provide each other with equipment and, most importantly of all, want to destroy their "enemies."

In the United States, after 9/11, a group of American men (mostly converts) pleaded guilty or were found to be guilty of training with LeT and of trying to "wage war" against the United States. Evidence produced in the trial showed that LeT's website-before being taken down-focused disproportionately on two enemies: Americans and Jews. In 2004, Ismail Royer, an official with the Council on Islamic Relations (CAIR) who had trained with the Taliban, pled guilty to weapons and explosives charges. He was sentenced to 20 years in prison. In later grand jury testimony, Royer admitted that the cell's primary goal was to fight with the Taliban against United States forces in Afghanistan.

Our politically craven governments, followed in part by the media, have now started to ban the use of the term "Islamic terrorists" or "Islamic militants," insisting that they simply be called "extremists" or militants. The government's rationale was a page picked right out of the playbook of western radical Islamic strategy: Portray the use of the term "Islamic terrorist" as "racist" and as allegedly stigmatizing all Muslims.

(snip)


So, you didnt bother opening and reading my post before you cut and pasted yours, or are you just highlighting a part that needs to be reinforced?

723 jcm  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:06:44pm

MN recount shenigians via Hot Air.

One possible explanation, offered by the Maplewood City Clerk, was that the automark scanner malfunctioned during the day and a replacement scanner was brought to the precinct. The ballots that were already cast may not have been re-scanned. But when a scanner malfunctions, it is recorded on the precinct Polling Place Incident Log. Here is the log from Maplewood P-6, a malfunction is not listed.
724 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:06:48pm

re: #719 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

THEY'RE FEATURES!

Its like on a drug, those are not side effects...those are EFFECTS!

725 Learned Mother of Zion  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:07:03pm

re: #707 WrathofG-d

Israeli media back to blaming the JOOZ.

That didn't take long.

726 Salamantis  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:07:07pm

Damn, that was fast!

The Kid (Leonardo DiCaprio), after his duel with John Herod (Gene Hackman) in The Quick and the Dead

727 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:07:10pm

re: #700 WrathofG-d

Wait, wait, so those militant activist commando dissidents in Mumbai were jihadists?!

728 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:07:22pm

re: #720 DeafDog

Obviously, the pols are not treating it like their money.

There needs to be some way of forcing them to understand that they are stealing from others to make these commitments. Maybe for every dollar of tax payer money that gets committed, I'd like to see the pols be forced to also commit their own cash. (that idea has its own flaws...I'm just thinking out loud).

Question: Does Congress pay federal income tax on its salary?

729 Learned Mother of Zion  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:07:27pm

re: #718 Desert Dog

Up on Drudge now:
Police to use "truth" serum on terrorist
tsk tsk, India...you'll get a nasty letter from Amnesty International for that!

As long as they don't put panties on his head.

730 Soona'  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:07:27pm

re: #686 MandyManners

Did its farts smell of petunias?

Their turds smell like petunias. Their farts smell like petculi-pechulli-(shit), whatever that hippie stuff is.

731 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:07:52pm

re: #727 Occasional Reader

Wait, wait, so those militant activist commando dissidents in Mumbai were jihadists?!

RACIST!

/s

732 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:07:59pm

Gahhh...cannot keep up with you folks! I blame the new server! Perhaps we need to add a few "sleep 30" commands to the server code occasionally...

733 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:08:06pm

re: #721 MandyManners

I'm gonna' crown you!

Brace yourself!

734 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:08:15pm

re: #729 Alouette

As long as they don't put panties on his head.

or have him form a pyramid with other prisoners

735 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:08:25pm

OK this time I am not going to say that I am back in.

736 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:08:37pm

re: #720 DeafDog

Ahhh! The joys of spending other people's money.

737 A Kiwi Infidel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:08:39pm

re: #722 A Kiwi Infidel


What the heck happened to that?

738 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:08:45pm

re: #730 Soona'

Their turds smell like petunias. Their farts smell like petculi-pechulli-(shit), whatever that hippie stuff is.

Patchouli.

739 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:08:53pm

re: #732 vxbush

Gahhh...cannot keep up with you folks! I blame the new server! Perhaps we need to add a few "sleep 30" commands to the server code occasionally...

/brews another pot of coffee.

Must...keep...up...with...posting...

740 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:08:53pm

re: #733 CyanSnowHawk

Brace yourself!

Irish foreplay?

741 GordonShumway  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:08:57pm

re: #422 Creeping Eruption

Like day old Bacon sitting on a greasy Plato

Speaking of Old bacon

742 jcm  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:09:05pm

re: #734 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

or have him form a pyramid with other prisoners

I say we go all out against the jihadists. We put panties on their heads, then make the form a pyramid!

743 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:09:14pm

re: #736 unreconstructed rebel

Ahhh! The joys of spending other people's money.

They spend it like teenage girls with daddy's credit card.

744 opinionated  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:09:14pm

re: #700 WrathofG-d

Look up. 534 to be precise.

745 A Kiwi Infidel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:09:17pm

re: #705 WrathofG-d

(un-snip - Cont)

ast year, the Departments of State and Homeland Security issued an internal memorandum that henceforth no one could use the term "Islamic terrorists" and could only use the generic term "militant" or "extremist." Even President Bush, who once invoked the term "Islamofacism," now refuses to use the term Islamic terrorist. In Canada, the author Mark Steyn was the subject of three human rights complaints and subsequent trials for calling radical Muslims terrorists and other such "slurs." He won all three tribunals.

It is time to stop caving in to the PC crowd. If we refuse to use the term Islamic terrorist, we conveniently take away any onus of responsibility for Islamic groups to halt the murderous ideology they propagate. In fact, in nearly EVERY claim of responsibility, which I studied, for hundreds of violent Islamic attacks which took place since 9/11, the common justification by the Muslim terrorist perpetrator was that there was a "war against Muslims" by the West and the Jews that had to be avenged. The real truth is that there is war against the West and the Jews by Islamic jihadists. And no amount of territorial withdrawal or peace negotiations will assuage them.

But thankfully, there remains a glimmer of hope, and not from the condescending columnists of the New York Times or the State Department know-it-alls, but from courageous Muslim moderates in this country like Zuhdi Jasser or brutally honest Muslim columnists in the Middle East. While the West refuses to utter the term Islamic extremists and as a corollary holds no one responsible, at least one Muslim columnist has the guts to tell the truth of where the responsibility lies.

Aijaz Zaka Syed, a Muslim columnist who wrote a column for Sunday's Khaleej Times Online:

"It's all very well for us to say Islam has nothing to do with extremism and terrorism. We can go on deluding ourselves these psychopaths do not represent us..."

"The great religion that preaches and celebrates universal brotherhood, equality of men and peace and justice for all has been hijacked by a demented, miniscule minority. And, as my friend says, only Muslims can solve this problem. Only Muslims can confront these anarchists in their midst..."

"Only they can get their faith freed from the clutches of extremism. This is no time to hide. It's time to stand up and speak out. For the terrorists will continue to speak on our behalf, until we do not speak up. This is no time for silence. Enough is enough!"

Indeed, enough is enough. It is time to start listening to folks like Mr Syed or the courageous Zuhdi Jasser, rather than cave in to the PC crowd. Reporters seem incapable of reporting Islamic radicalism at home unless there is a conviction. And even then, as The New York Times has so dishonestly but consistently demonstrated, there are only good sheiks and good Islamic groups, not bad ones that preach jihad.

Even after the conviction of the defendants of all 108 counts in the Holy Land Foundation (Hamas) trial this past week, The New York Times poignantly focused its reporting not on the convictions for abetting terrorism and contributing to countless deaths of civilians, but on the tear jerking sobs of the wives and daughters of the convicted defendants who (surprise) claim their fathers were innocent. Now can you imagine the New York Times focusing its coverage sympathetically on the families of the convicted members of the KKK or neo-Nazis? Now further imagine reporters from the top newspapers getting their exclusive information for stories from un-indicted co-conspirators in the Hamas case.


Wrath, I already posted the link to that

746 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:09:21pm

re: #721 MandyManners

I'm gonna' crown you!

Ahh ... perhaps we should back off this confrontation ... find a bridge over troubled waters or somethin'.

747 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:09:27pm

re: #733 CyanSnowHawk

Brace yourself!

You're such a gas!

748 WrathofG-d  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:09:37pm

re: #725 Alouette

Israeli media back to blaming the JOOZ.

That didn't take long.

Ah its election season in Israel again I see.

What they would never do to Arabs, they don't hesitate to do to Jews.

typical!

(ok I'll brb)

749 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:09:44pm

re: #739 Hengineer

/brews another pot of coffee.

Must...keep...up...with...posting...

As I don't do coffee, I may need to have bionic eyes and hands installed.

750 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:09:49pm

re: #742 jcm

I say we go all out against the jihadists. We put panties on their heads, then make the form a pyramid!

Naw, make them dress up like the Village People and sing along to YMCA

751 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:09:56pm

re: #742 jcm

I say we go all out against the jihadists. We put panties on their heads, then make the form a pyramid!

Can we do that to congress too?!

752 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:09:59pm

re: #738 MandyManners

Patchouli.

Gezundheit.

753 maddogg  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:10:02pm

re: #734 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

or have him form a pyramid with other prisoners

My thinking is, if they are going to accuse you of mistreating prisoners anyway, why not make it worth your while?

754 Ben Hur  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:10:05pm

Did I break LGF, again?

755 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:10:08pm

re: #742 jcm

I say we go all out against the jihadists. We put panties on their heads, then make the form a pyramid!

Just so long as no women are present. That would be crossing a line.

756 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:10:09pm

re: #732 vxbush

Gahhh...cannot keep up with you folks! I blame the new server! Perhaps we need to add a few "sleep 30" commands to the server code occasionally...

I'm gonna' stock up on Depends.

757 Dustyvet  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:10:19pm

re: #21 vxbush

No; I'm a cat whisperer. I have fake whiskers and everything.

>^..^< Speak up, I can't hear a thing...nice whiskers...The ears need work...:)

758 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:10:27pm

re: #754 Ben Hur

Did I break LGF, again?

It's only mostly dead.

759 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:10:39pm

re: #756 MandyManners

I'm gonna' stock up on Depends.

Depends on what?

760 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:10:51pm

re: #757 Dustyvet

>=^..^=< Speak up, I can't hear a thing...nice whiskers...The ears need work...:)

fixed.

761 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:10:59pm

re: #758 vxbush

It's only mostly dead.

But most sincerely dead.

762 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:11:11pm

I am firmly opposed to your forming human pyramids with jihadist prisoners.

Ziggurats... that's the way to go.

763 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:11:13pm
764 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:11:25pm

re: #746 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Ahh ... perhaps we should back off this confrontation ... find a bridge over troubled waters or somethin'.

Yes, it is tender tissue.

765 jcm  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:11:29pm

re: #751 eschew_obfuscation

Can we do that to congress too?!

Congress? Three words.
Tar.
Feathers.
Rail.

766 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:11:32pm

re: #761 Ford_Prefect

But most sincerely dead.

No it isn't its pining for the fjords.

767 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:11:34pm

re: #759 Ford_Prefect

Depends on what?

Say "Over" when your done speaking, Over...

768 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:11:41pm

re: #757 Dustyvet

^..^< Speak up, I can't hear a thing...nice whiskers...The ears need work...:)

The ears haven't grown in yet.

769 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:11:48pm

re: #761 Ford_Prefect

But most sincerely dead.

No! I feel like going for a walk!

770 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:11:59pm

re: #762 Occasional Reader

I am firmly opposed to your forming human pyramids with jihadist prisoners.

Ziggurats... that's the way to go.

Make them form stars...Jewish stars.

771 jcm  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:12:20pm

re: #763 Iron Fist

TORTURE!

I have yet begun to torture!

I'll make them listen to Yanni!

772 Racer X  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:12:33pm

re: #754 Ben Hur

Did I break LGF, again?

Do it again.

This thing is running lightening fast for me.

773 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:12:45pm

re: #759 Ford_Prefect

Depends on what?

An aging boomer population.

774 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:12:48pm

re: #770 Ford_Prefect

Make them form stars...Jewish stars.

Star of David.

775 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:12:49pm

re: #769 hermit

No! I feel like going for a walk!

I feel happy...

776 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:12:56pm

re: #753 maddogg

My thinking is, if they are going to accuse you of mistreating prisoners anyway, why not make it worth your while?

I'm reminded of one shithead I had to deal with in the Marines who said he was going to bring me up on assault charges. I explained to him the difference between hands on training and assault charges and how far I could actually go with an assault charge. He shut the fuck up and went back to work.

Switching from Infantry to Computer Systems had its benefits

777 Salamantis  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:13:10pm

re: #771 jcm

I have yet begun to torture!

I'll make them listen to Yanni!

Or Zamfir and his pan flute.

778 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:13:15pm

re: #765 jcm

Congress? Three words.
Tar.
Feathers.
Rail.

You forgot the pitchforks!

779 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:13:21pm

re: #748 WrathofG-d

What they would never do to Arabs, they don't hesitate to do to Jews.

Do not unto others what they would have you do unto Jews./

780 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:13:22pm

re: #754 Ben Hur

Did I break LGF, again?

And I note that all the Jews were warned to stay home from LGF this morning.

COINCIDENCE?!

781 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:13:24pm

re: #774 Hengineer

Star of David.

Thats the one. Sorry I am only married to a Jew, I am not one myself.

782 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:13:29pm

re: #778 MandyManners

You forgot the pitchforks!

Torches!

783 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:13:32pm

re: #775 Ford_Prefect

I feel happy...

Shut up, you! He'll be gone any minute, now.

784 lawhawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:13:36pm

re: #762 Occasional Reader

Have them depict Escher art. For the artistically inclined security guards.

785 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:13:39pm

re: #728 Hengineer

Question: Does Congress pay federal income tax on its salary?

Good question. Here is the answer:
Congress does pay taxes

Members do pay taxes on their Congressional salaries, but they have given themselves some extra perks that elevate them above normal taxpayers.

For example, they wrote into the law a $3,000 annual income tax deduction for maintaining a second residence. Normally, a taxpayer in a lawmaker's income bracket could be subject to reductions in the value of his or her mortgage interest write-off for residences. The typical American who uses an additional residence for business or rental purposes may qualify for certain expense deductions, but only by filing complex forms.

In addition the IRS maintains two "customer service centers" to assist lawmakers and Capitol Hill employees in filling out their tax forms at a cost to taxpayers of $100,000. In 1993 Money Magazine determined that 60 percent of the Members of the House Ways and Means and Senate Finance Committees, who are responsible for our tax laws, didn't even prepare their own tax returns. (For more on the advantages of holding office, see "NTUF Policy Paper 131: Congressional Perks: How the Trappings of Office Trap Taxpayers)

786 Desert Dog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:13:41pm

re: #720 DeafDog

We'll not see any of the financial bailout money back...who knows where that's going. I am deeply disappointed in Bush over this...he has done more bring the USA to socialism and any other President...banking, mortgages, insurance, automobiles...cities have their hands out, newspapers...where does this end? I know HOW is ends...the USA goes bankrupt

787 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:14:01pm

re: #777 Salamantis

Or Zamfir and his pan flute.

You're fucking sick!

788 jcm  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:14:14pm

re: #778 MandyManners

You forgot the pitchforks!

The Tar, Feathers and Rail are for Congress.
The Pitchforks and Torches we keep.

789 maddogg  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:14:17pm

re: #776 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I'm reminded of one shithead I had to deal with in the Marines who said he was going to bring me up on assault charges. I explained to him the difference between hands on training and assault charges and how far I could actually go with an assault charge. He shut the fuck up and went back to work.

Switching from Infantry to Computer Systems had its benefits

There used to be such a thing as NCO justice.

790 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:14:17pm

re: #783 hermit

Shut up, you! He'll be gone any minute, now.

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

791 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:14:29pm

re: #782 Hengineer

Torches!

Cattle prods!

792 quickjustice  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:15:08pm

The media have become propaganda outlets for the dark side. They are parodies. The N.Y. Times thinks that the horrible death of a store clerk under the feet of a rampaging mob is "Guernica". That's one step short of calling it the "Holocaust". This sort of gross distortion and appalling moral equivalency isn't serious or sane reporting. This is farce masquerading as journalism.

The Onion is becoming a more reliable news source than the N.Y. Times.

793 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:15:11pm

re: #787 MandyManners

You're fucking sick!

There's the Mandy we all know and love.

794 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:15:11pm

re: #788 jcm

The Tar, Feathers and Rail are for Congress.
The Pitchforks and Torches we keep.

They'll try to tax them.

795 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:15:35pm

re: #785 DeafDog

Good question. Here is the answer:
Congress does pay taxes

Members do pay taxes on their Congressional salaries, but they have given themselves some extra perks that elevate them above normal taxpayers.

For example, they wrote into the law a $3,000 annual income tax deduction for maintaining a second residence. Normally, a taxpayer in a lawmaker's income bracket could be subject to reductions in the value of his or her mortgage interest write-off for residences. The typical American who uses an additional residence for business or rental purposes may qualify for certain expense deductions, but only by filing complex forms.

In addition the IRS maintains two "customer service centers" to assist lawmakers and Capitol Hill employees in filling out their tax forms at a cost to taxpayers of $100,000. In 1993 Money Magazine determined that 60 percent of the Members of the House Ways and Means and Senate Finance Committees, who are responsible for our tax laws, didn't even prepare their own tax returns. (For more on the advantages of holding office, see "NTUF Policy Paper 131: Congressional Perks: How the Trappings of Office Trap Taxpayers)

The 2nd part doesn't bother me, I don't prepare my own, my father who is a CPA prepares my tax returns (a good thing too, merchant mariner deductions are a tad more complicated than your average bear). The first part is UGH. They have a job where they get to vote in their own raises as well as extra deductions they can make.

796 Soona'  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:15:59pm

re: #751 eschew_obfuscation

Can we do that to congress too?!

Brilliant!

797 jcm  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:16:14pm

re: #794 MandyManners

They'll try to tax them.

That's what makes pitchforks and torches so useful.
They'll get the point and feel the heat.

798 Salamantis  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:16:24pm

re: #787 MandyManners

You're fucking sick!

See? I can do sadism, too!

799 Learned Mother of Zion  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:16:28pm

re: #791 MandyManners

Cattle prods!

Nude photos of Helen Thomas!

800 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:16:55pm

re: #790 Ford_Prefect

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

You all see the violence inherent in the system!

801 Dustyvet  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:16:59pm

re: #791 MandyManners

Cattle prods!

Is Erick Cartmen going to sing "Oh Holy Night " again?

802 jcm  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:17:02pm

re: #799 Alouette

Nude photos of Helen Thomas!

BRAIN BLEACH! BRAIN BLEACH! BRAIN BLEACH! BRAIN BLEACH! BRAIN BLEACH! BRAIN BLEACH! BRAIN BLEACH! BRAIN BLEACH! BRAIN BLEACH!

803 ClosetConservative  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:17:05pm

So I'm sitting next to a moonbat, and we're talking about race in politics. A few gems:

"...Hockey mom, ya know, is racist because no black people play hockey. There aren't even any black people in Alaska, except for Palin's pastor, and he's a whackjob. He should go "dewitchify" more witches in Kenya..."

"The "That One" comment was racist, too, because it referred to Obama as "another one", one who wasn't one of us, not one us rich white boys, but he's black, you know, and he might be a foreigner, a Muslim! Arr!"


In regard to how he saw the tone of the McCain ads: "...It seemed just that, like, they were all like "he seems so uppity, so arrogant... "Just all the arrogant comments, they all seemed so RACIST, and one of the McCain guys called Obama uppity, and you know, he's not one of us, he should go back to his place..."


And finally,
"I haven't seen anything that's that outrageous..."

My commentry is bolded.

804 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:17:18pm
805 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:17:22pm
806 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:17:30pm

re: #799 Alouette

Nude photos of Helen Thomas!

Quick, break out the Charisma Carpenter Playboy photos!

807 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:17:34pm

re: #797 jcm

That's what makes pitchforks and torches so useful.
They'll get the point and feel the heat.

Can we make them wear polyester leisure suits? In powder blue?

808 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:17:50pm

re: #801 Dustyvet

Is Erick Cartmen going to sing "Oh Holy Night " again?

I'm...sailing...away...

809 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:17:50pm

re: #800 Hengineer

You all see the violence inherent in the system!

Bloody peasant!

810 zombie  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:17:52pm

re: #767 eschew_obfuscation

Say "Over" when your done speaking, Over...

When telephones were first used by the public, when people answered calls, both the answerer and the caller said "Ahoy!", not "Hello."

What if, after all these years and all these technological innovations, we still kept the same custom, out of sheer inertia? And what if we kept the old pilot "Roger" sign-off to each statement?

Thus, every single blog comment would need to begin with "Ahoy!" and end with "Roger."

811 zombie  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:18:03pm

Ahoy!

LGF is working really fast for me now.

Roger.

812 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:18:04pm

re: #798 Salamantis

See? I can do sadism, too!

I htink Alouette has us all beat in No. 799.

813 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:18:19pm

re: #789 maddogg

There used to be such a thing as NCO justice.

Still is. Given the choice between 30 minutes of good thrashing or being brought up on charges, most of my Marines chose the thrashing and didn't mess up again. It was the real shits who took the charges and usually kept it up long enough to get in real trouble.

I was King of the Fighting position. Had a guy dig 3 holes in one day. Those were the days.

814 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:18:21pm

re: #799 Alouette

Nude photos of Helen Thomas!

Now there's a diabolical birth control device.

815 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:18:22pm

re: #775 Ford_Prefect

I feel happy...

Ahhh, here it is!

816 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:18:27pm

re: #801 Dustyvet

Is Erick Cartmen going to sing "Oh Holy Night " again?

I'm leaving if he does.

817 Soona'  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:18:33pm

re: #777 Salamantis

Or Zamfir and his pan flute.

Or the old standby: Oko Ono

818 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:18:49pm

re: #803 ClosetConservative

Ain't it amazing what dope does to the brain?

819 Bubblehead II  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:18:54pm

re: #708 maddogg

Something tells me you are using IE as your browser.

820 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:19:08pm

re: #798 Salamantis

See? I can do sadism, too!

"I can do sadism" ... rotating title, for the LGF marquis?

821 zombie  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:19:11pm

Ahoy!

Or maybe "Over" makes more sense, since "Roger" is supposed to be an acknowledgment of a previous statement.

Over.

822 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:19:14pm

re: #805 Sharmuta

I sense a butt wiggle coming on.

LOL!

823 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:19:27pm

re: #805 Sharmuta

I sense a butt wiggle coming on.

We always called it the Rump Rumble

824 jcm  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:19:37pm

re: #818 unreconstructed rebel

Ain't it amazing what dope does to the brain?

Ain't it amazing; the brain of a dope.

825 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:19:37pm
826 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:19:46pm

re: #810 zombie

When telephones were first used by the public, when people answered calls, both the answerer and the caller said "Ahoy!", not "Hello."

What if, after all these years and all these technological innovations, we still kept the same custom, out of sheer inertia? And what if we kept the old pilot "Roger" sign-off to each statement?

Thus, every single blog comment would need to begin with "Ahoy!" and end with "Roger."

Ahoy. Stop trying to Roger the thread. Roger

827 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:19:49pm

re: #807 MandyManners

Can we make them wear polyester leisure suits? In powder blue?

I did not have one of those when I was 9 years old!

/Uh oh, was that my outside voice?

828 Killgore Trout  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:20:08pm

Is this thing on?

829 Salamantis  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:20:09pm

I'd suggest making them watch Riverdance, but it might only raise their ziggurats...

830 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:20:21pm

re: #821 zombie

Ahoy!

Or maybe "Over" makes more sense, since "Roger" is supposed to be an acknowledgment of a previous statement.

Over.

Roger. Over

831 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:20:31pm

re: #823 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Curses, foiled again

832 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:20:36pm

Ahoy! Haaarrr... Over.

833 maddogg  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:20:37pm

re: #819 Bubblehead II

Something tells me you are using IE as your browser.

UhHuh.

834 Creeping Eruption  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:20:39pm

re: #575 Occasional Reader

I shrugged off "Atlas" some time ago.

I Rand from there too.

835 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:20:45pm

re: #822 MandyManners

re: #823 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I can see your comments in the Spy, but not out here.

836 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:20:52pm
837 Desert Dog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:20:53pm

re: #817 Soona'

Or the old standby: Oko Ono

That is too cruel, even for terrorist bastards!

838 Racer X  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:20:54pm

*breaker breaker channel L*

839 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:21:04pm

re: #815 hermit

Ahhh, here it is!

I would think this scene would be more to your taste.

840 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:21:13pm

re: #786 Desert Dog

We'll not see any of the financial bailout money back...who knows where that's going. I am deeply disappointed in Bush over this...he has done more bring the USA to socialism and any other President...banking, mortgages, insurance, automobiles...cities have their hands out, newspapers...where does this end? I know HOW is ends...the USA goes bankrupt

I have mixed feelings about the financial bailouts, but we will see at least some of the financial bailout money back. For example, the money leant to Wells Fargo will be returned with interest. It's a 50-50 bet whether the feds actually turn a profit on the overall check. A lot will depend on whether confidence is restored to the system and how quickly.

Bush got the ball rolling with the Financial bailouts, but - to his credit - he is opposing additional monies for the auto industry and did not bail out the airlines.

841 jcm  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:21:16pm

re: #828 Killgore Trout

Is this thing on?

Did anyone hear anything?

Nope didn't think so!

Carry on!

842 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:21:19pm

re: #811 zombie

Ahoy!

LGF is working really fast for me now.

Roger.

Can't fool us! You're trying to roger the thread!

843 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:21:36pm

re: #832 eschew_obfuscation

Ahoy! Haaarrr... Over.

Request vector. Over

844 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:21:38pm
845 zombie  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:21:42pm

Ahoy!

re: #836 buzzsawmonkey

So Mr. Burns in the Simpsons answering the telephone with "Ahoy-hoy" is actually historically accurate.

Cool.

Yes, that was actually a true historical detail.

Over.

846 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:21:52pm

re: #828 Killgore Trout

Is this thing on?

No- it's just a dream.

847 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:22:13pm

re: #839 Ford_Prefect

I would think this scene would be more to your taste.

LOLoLoL!.!.!

848 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:22:15pm

re: #830 hermit

Roger. Over

10-4 what's your 20?

849 Soona'  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:22:24pm

re: #810 zombie

When telephones were first used by the public, when people answered calls, both the answerer and the caller said "Ahoy!", not "Hello."

What if, after all these years and all these technological innovations, we still kept the same custom, out of sheer inertia? And what if we kept the old pilot "Roger" sign-off to each statement?

Thus, every single blog comment would need to begin with "Ahoy!" and end with "Roger."

Loflyer would love this shit.

850 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:22:34pm

re: #827 CyanSnowHawk

I did not have one of those when I was 9 years old!

/Uh oh, was that my outside voice?

With a ruffled shirt? White shoes? Matching belt?

851 Dustyvet  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:22:55pm

re: #801 Dustyvet

Is Erick Cartmen going to sing "Oh Holy Night " again?

852 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:23:03pm

re: #835 Sharmuta

re: #823 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I can see your comments in the Spy, but not out here.

It was "LOL!"

853 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:23:12pm

re: #821 zombie

Ahoy!

Or maybe "Over" makes more sense, since "Roger" is supposed to be an acknowledgment of a previous statement.

Over.

You're someone only Loflyer could appreciate!

854 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:23:27pm

Roger Roger

What's my vector, Victor?

855 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:23:28pm

Whew. Had some deviled eggs earlier. I feel sorry for my coworkers.

856 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:23:34pm

re: #834 Creeping Eruption

I Rand from there too.

Oooo. An Arrow to my heart.

857 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:23:38pm

re: #795 Hengineer

The 2nd part doesn't bother me, I don't prepare my own, my father who is a CPA prepares my tax returns (a good thing too, merchant mariner deductions are a tad more complicated than your average bear). The first part is UGH. They have a job where they get to vote in their own raises as well as extra deductions they can make.

I've got two words for you to get your blood boiling: Charlie Rangel.

Even with the congressional tax center he somehow 'forgot' about his rental properties in the Dominican Repubublic.

858 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:23:52pm

re: #828 Killgore Trout

Is this thing on?

Strap yourself on!

859 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:24:11pm
860 zombie  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:24:11pm

Ahoy!

Wikipedia says:

"Ahoy-hoy or ahoy suggested by Alexander Graham Bell as a proper telephone answer."

It stuck briefly but was quickly replaced by "Hello."

Over.

861 Ben Hur  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:24:17pm

What's your vector, Victor.

Roger, Roger.

Huh?

862 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:24:18pm
863 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:24:18pm

re: #857 DeafDog

I've got two words for you to get your blood boiling: Charlie Rangel.

Even with the congressional tax center he somehow 'forgot' about his rental properties in the Dominican Repubublic.

Rangel always gets my blood boiling. Wasn't he the one talking about grabbing 401k's?

864 redc1c4  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:24:22pm

interesting... some folks are blue, some of us ain't.

Racism!

865 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:24:22pm

re: #858 MandyManners

Strap yourself on!

Umm. Did mean 'in'?

866 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:24:48pm

re: #862 vxbush

GMTA!

867 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:24:49pm

re: #805 Sharmuta

LOL!

868 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:24:49pm

re: #859 Sharmuta

The butt wiggle you didn't see coming.

No fair! You're too fast!

869 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:24:58pm

re: #861 Ben Hur

What's your vector, Victor.

Roger, Roger.

Huh?

You've never seen Airplane?

870 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:25:01pm
871 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:25:08pm

re: #858 MandyManners

Strap yourself on!

Oh my stars!

872 Racer X  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:25:10pm

re: #855 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Whew. Had some deviled eggs earlier. I feel sorry for my coworkers.

ROFLMAO!

873 jcm  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:25:18pm

Proof positive those Christians are dangerous!
/

Bible used to rob Tacoma bank

Police say at 10:53 a.m., the suspect entered the bank, approached the counter, and gave the teller a Bible. The suspect told the teller to flip to a specific page in the Bible, where he had written a note on the page, demanding cash or else he would shoot and kill the teller.
874 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:25:24pm

re: #865 Ford_Prefect

Umm. Did mean 'in'?

That'll work, too.

875 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:25:41pm

re: #850 MandyManners

With a ruffled shirt? White shoes? Matching belt?

Not the ruffled shirt, but the shoes and a wide belt with dual latch buckle and three rows of diamond holes all the way around it.

876 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:25:49pm

re: #871 Sharmuta

Oh my stars!

That's what they all say.

877 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:25:52pm

re: #874 MandyManners

That'll work, too.

Completely different meaning though.

878 redc1c4  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:26:19pm

re: #860 zombie

Ahoy!

Wikipedia says:

"Ahoy-hoy or ahoy suggested by Alexander Graham Bell as a proper telephone answer."

It stuck briefly but was quickly replaced by "Hello."

Over.

Shot, over.

879 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:26:19pm

re: #875 CyanSnowHawk

Not the ruffled shirt, but the shoes and a wide belt with dual latch buckle and three rows of diamond holes all the way around it.

Snazzy!

880 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:26:23pm

re: #876 MandyManners

That's what they all say.

I bet!

881 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:26:30pm

re: #875 CyanSnowHawk

Not the ruffled shirt, but the shoes and a wide belt with dual latch buckle and three rows of diamond holes all the way around it.

Platform shoes?

882 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:26:30pm

re: #859 Sharmuta

The butt wiggle you didn't see coming.

More butt's wiggling than a Can-can line.

883 HoosierHoops  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:26:45pm

re: #627 Charles

Now to re-enable gzip compression...


I'm sorry Charles.. I can't do that...

884 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:26:52pm

re: #877 Ford_Prefect

Completely different meaning though.

I'm giggling.

885 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:27:16pm

re: #805 Sharmuta

I sense a butt wiggle coming on.

test

886 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:27:28pm

re: #881 Ford_Prefect

Platform shoes?

I feel a very Brady moment coming over me.

887 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:27:37pm

re: #884 MandyManners

I'm giggling.

That's what I heard. I thought the coffee pot was about to explode.

888 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:27:40pm

re: #885 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Your test failed!

889 reloadingisnotahobby  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:27:55pm

re: #875 CyanSnowHawk

Pimf...Sounds to me you still have that get up hanging in the closet!
You know...Just in case it comes back in style!
Parish the thought!
LOL

890 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:28:04pm

re: #787 MandyManners

You're fucking sick!

You think that's torture - then how about making the bastards listen to this?

891 Salamantis  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:28:05pm

Mandy's Theme Song:

[Link: blogs.redding.com...]

892 jcm  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:28:13pm

Judge re-imposes 22-year sentence on 'Millennium Bomber'

A Seattle federal judge outraged federal prosecutors by reimposing a 22-year sentence on terrorist Ahmed Ressam, who plotted to bomb the Los Angeles airport.

Judge John Coughenour said Ressam deserves credit for cooperating with investigators after his arrest nine years ago. He helped convict two co-conspirators and gave information about shoe bombs.

Prosecutors say he stopped helping them after the 2005 sentence and should have a life term. An appeals court had told Coughenour to recalculate the term.



THE TERRORISTS’ LITTLE HELPER: JUDGE JOHN COUGHENOUR

893 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:28:17pm

re: #882 CyanSnowHawk

More butt's wiggling than a Can-can line.

And that's a lot of butt wiggle!

894 Bubblehead II  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:28:21pm

re: #716 lawhawk

Why not? Better than Morningwood.

895 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:28:39pm

re: #886 MandyManners

I feel a very Brady moment coming over me.

Just watch out for that football, Marsha Mandy.

896 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:28:39pm

re: #885 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Is that damn bug back?

897 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:28:41pm

re: #858 MandyManners

Strap yourself on!

I never use a strap on! Mine is all natural.

898 Racer X  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:28:53pm

re: #805 Sharmuta

I sense a

899 Charles Johnson  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:28:54pm

That problem with "target="_blank" lacking quotes is fixed now. You'll have to reload to refresh the javascript.

900 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:29:30pm
901 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:29:43pm

re: #888 Sharmuta

Your test failed!

It's the absence of quotation marks again.
Hoosier noted it up-thread -- why a link is left off a quoted comment.
What's causing that?

902 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:30:02pm

re: #894 Bubblehead II

Why not? Better than Morningwood.

test

Fixed!

903 SummerSong  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:30:06pm

Well, still less than 1,000 comments - this thread still has room to run.

904 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:30:28pm

re: #863 Hengineer

Rangel always gets my blood boiling. Wasn't he the one talking about grabbing 401k's?

in fairness to Rangel (something that he never shows, btw) it was actually Jim McDermitt from the moonbat state of Washington (my apologies from any LGFers in Washington) who had that brainchild.

905 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:30:29pm

re: #901 pre-Boomer Marine brat

What's causing that?

A deficiency of butt wiggle?

906 Soona'  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:30:39pm

re: #861 Ben Hur

What's your vector, Victor.

Roger, Roger.

Huh?

Shades of Airplane.

907 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:30:47pm

re: #899 Charles

That problem with "target="_blank" lacking quotes is fixed now. You'll have to reload to refresh the javascript.

Thanks!
Re-loading now.

908 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:31:04pm

re: #881 Ford_Prefect

Platform shoes?

Never got those, but did have some half boots with somewhat tall heels. They went well with the leather jackets popular at the time. I looked like a little Hutch from Starsky and Hutch.

909 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:31:05pm

re: #891 Salamantis

Mandy's Theme Song:

[Link: blogs.redding.com...]

Call me Edna!

910 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:31:09pm

re: #903 SummerSong

Well, still less than 1,000 comments - this thread still has room to run.

Thread speaks: "I feel fine!"

911 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:31:21pm

re: #899 Charles

That problem with "target="_blank" lacking quotes is fixed now. You'll have to reload to refresh the javascript.

Cool, thanks, Charles!

BTW, even in IE, with over 900 comments to this thread, LGF is zooming along faster than a greased pig on a slip and slide.

912 zombie  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:31:42pm

Ahoy!

Here's an interesting page tracing the Ahoy vs. Hello rivalry.

Alexander Graham Bell advocated "Ahoy." Thomas Edison a couple years later advocated a new word that he coined: "Hello."

Edison won. And we're still saying "Hello" today.

NPR has a page about it too.

What's amazing is that Hello was originally designed for use only on telephones! It's non-telephone use came later!

Over.

913 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:31:50pm

New server is rocking.

914 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:31:59pm

re: #906 Soona'

Shades of Airplane.

Request vector. Over

915 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:32:00pm

re: #890 Spare O'Lake

You think that's torture - then how about making the bastards listen to this?

That's very clever!

916 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:32:11pm

Everyone- It's a Girl!

917 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:32:16pm

Sorry, but a little OT: My wife gave birth to a beauty baby girl last night. Julia Elizabeth, 6 pounds, 14 ounces. I only mention it because when I said she was 4cm dilated on Monday's Open Thread, a lot of you said "Get ready!" You were right!

918 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:32:25pm

re: #908 CyanSnowHawk

Never got those, but did have some half boots with somewhat tall heels. They went well with the leather jackets popular at the time. I looked like a little Hutch from Starsky and Hutch.

Like this.

919 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:32:32pm

re: #895 Ford_Prefect

Just watch out for that football, Marsha Mandy.

MARSHA! MARSHA! MARSHA!

920 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:32:35pm

re: #911 Honorary Yooper

Cool, thanks, Charles!

BTW, even in IE, with over 900 comments to this thread, LGF is zooming along faster than a greased pig on a slip and slide.

And I thought that was Salma Hayek on the slip & slide!

921 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:32:41pm
922 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:32:49pm

re: #911 Honorary Yooper

Cool, thanks, Charles!

BTW, even in IE, with over 900 comments to this thread, LGF is zooming along faster than a greased pig on a slip and slide.

Have you ever seen a greased pig on a slip and slide?

923 Nevergiveup  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:33:00pm

re: #912 zombie

Ahoy!

Here's an interesting page tracing the Ahoy vs. Hello rivalry.

Alexander Graham Bell advocated "Ahoy." Thomas Edison a couple years later advocated a new word that he coined: "Hello."

Edison won. And we're still saying "Hello" today.

NPR has a page about it too.

What's amazing is that Hello was originally designed for use only on telephones! It's non-telephone use came later!

Over.

So I guess the greeting of "How's it hanging" never had a chance?

924 Buck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:33:01pm

re: #860 zombie

Ahoy!

Wikipedia says:

"Ahoy-hoy or ahoy suggested by Alexander Graham Bell as a proper telephone answer."

It stuck briefly but was quickly replaced by "Hello."

Over.


I know that because I watch Simpsopns

Television is wonderful, is there anything it can't do?

925 Learned Mother of Zion  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:33:15pm

re: #825 buzzsawmonkey

I will repeat, for those who have missed it, that Helen Thomas resembles no-one so much as Danny DeVito in his role as the Penguin.

Danny DeVito is much hotter.

926 lawhawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:33:16pm

re: #904 DeafDog

Rangel was just the guy who kept claiming that Bush would reinstate the draft. Rangel has also called for tax increases, and wants the Bush tax cuts to expire.

927 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:33:18pm

re: #917 Wyatt Earp

Congratulations- and a beautiful name too!

928 Outrider  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:33:21pm

re: #821 zombie

Ahoy!

Or maybe "Over" makes more sense, since "Roger" is supposed to be an acknowledgment of a previous statement.

Over.

"Roger" is a radio acknowledgment. "Over" is used when you are finished talking for the moment. "Out" is used when the conversation is over and is stated by the initiating party. ;-)>

929 DisturbedEma  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:33:27pm

re: #840 DeafDog

I have mixed feelings about the financial bailouts, but we will see at least some of the financial bailout money back. For example, the money leant to Wells Fargo will be returned with interest. It's a 50-50 bet whether the feds actually turn a profit on the overall check. A lot will depend on whether confidence is restored to the system and how quickly.

Bush got the ball rolling with the Financial bailouts, but - to his credit - he is opposing additional monies for the auto industry and did not bail out the airlines.


I saw a bumper sticker today- "Work Hard- millions of Obama Supporters are counting on you to pay their credit card bills!"

The other side of the car said "My piggy bank needs a bailout"

930 Nevergiveup  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:33:38pm

re: #917 Wyatt Earp

Sorry, but a little OT: My wife gave birth to a beauty baby girl last night. Julia Elizabeth, 6 pounds, 14 ounces. I only mention it because when I said she was 4cm dilated on Monday's Open Thread, a lot of you said "Get ready!" You were right!

Congratulations! I have 2 daughters. Enjoy!

931 lawhawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:33:38pm

re: #917 Wyatt Earp

Sorry, but a little OT: My wife gave birth to a beauty baby girl last night. Julia Elizabeth, 6 pounds, 14 ounces. I only mention it because when I said she was 4cm dilated on Monday's Open Thread, a lot of you said "Get ready!" You were right!

Mazel tov!

932 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:33:40pm

re: #899 Charles

That problem with "target="_blank" lacking quotes is fixed now. You'll have to reload to refresh the javascript.

That got the little sucker!
Thank you very much!

933 SummerSong  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:33:43pm

The market is schizophrenic...

ENER has been good for a mood swing.

934 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:33:45pm

re: #921 buzzsawmonkey

Thank you!

935 Racer X  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:34:03pm

re: #859 Sharmuta

The butt wiggle you didn't see coming.

Hmm...

Your idea of a butt wiggle is a bit different than mine.

936 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:34:06pm

re: #890 Spare O'Lake

You think that's torture - then how about making the bastards listen to this?

That's very clever!

937 Bubblehead II  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:34:10pm

re: #778 MandyManners

and torches

938 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:34:10pm

re: #889 reloadingisnotahobby

Pimf...Sounds to me you still have that get up hanging in the closet!
You know...Just in case it comes back in style!
Parish the thought!
LOL

I could probably just about buckle that belt around my thigh now.

939 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:34:24pm

re: #935 Racer X

Hmm...

Your idea of a butt wiggle is a bit different than mine.

Maybe...

940 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:34:36pm

re: #891 Salamantis

Mandy's Theme Song:

[Link: blogs.redding.com...]

Edna!

941 DisturbedEma  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:34:40pm

re: #906 Soona'

Shades of Airplane.

Surely you can't be serious

I am serious and don't calling me Shirley

942 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:35:12pm

re: #927 Sharmuta

re: #930 Nevergiveup

re: #931 lawhawk

Thanks, all! She's still in the NICU - was 35 weeks, but is doing well.

943 DisturbedEma  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:35:12pm

re: #931 lawhawk

Mazel tov!

Wonderful! Mazel Tov!

944 jcm  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:35:15pm

re: #917 Wyatt Earp

Sorry, but a little OT: My wife gave birth to a beauty baby girl last night. Julia Elizabeth, 6 pounds, 14 ounces. I only mention it because when I said she was 4cm dilated on Monday's Open Thread, a lot of you said "Get ready!" You were right!

CONGRATULATIONS!
WOOT!

945 NomadOfNorad  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:35:16pm

re: #717 Jewels (AKA Julian)

fnord

If you can see the fnord he will eat you. If you cannot see the fnord he will not eat you.

946 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:35:26pm

re: #910 hermit

Thread speaks: "I feel fine!"

Twill be going strong for quite some time!

947 Racer X  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:35:34pm

re: #917 Wyatt Earp

Congratulations!

948 Kenneth  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:35:50pm

re: #917 Wyatt Earp

WOW! Congratulations! That's Fantastic!

Three Cheers for Wee Julia!

949 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:35:52pm
950 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:35:52pm

re: #912 zombie


What's amazing is that Hello was originally designed for use only on telephones! It's non-telephone use came later!

In Spanish speaking countries, isn't the universal greeting "bueno," meaning "good."

951 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:36:02pm

You can already see her Lizard scales. :)

952 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:36:06pm

re: #917 Wyatt Earp

Sorry, but a little OT: My wife gave birth to a beauty baby girl last night. Julia Elizabeth, 6 pounds, 14 ounces. I only mention it because when I said she was 4cm dilated on Monday's Open Thread, a lot of you said "Get ready!" You were right!

CONGRATULATIONS!

953 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:36:34pm

re: #917 Wyatt Earp

Sorry, but a little OT: My wife gave birth to a beauty baby girl last night. Julia Elizabeth, 6 pounds, 14 ounces. I only mention it because when I said she was 4cm dilated on Monday's Open Thread, a lot of you said "Get ready!" You were right!

*skyrockets*

954 Nevergiveup  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:37:02pm

re: #942 Wyatt Earp

re: #930 Nevergiveup

re: #931 lawhawk

Thanks, all! She's still in the NICU - was 35 weeks, but is doing well.

My oldest daughter was in ICU for almost 9 days and now she is a Senior in College and will graduate with Honors.

955 Soona'  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:37:09pm

re: #914 hermit

Roger, roger. Over, over.

956 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:37:11pm

re: #917 Wyatt Earp

Congratulations, Wyatt & Mrs! Blessings on your family!

957 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:37:15pm

re: #942 Wyatt Earp

How's the mother?

958 Creeping Eruption  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:37:18pm

re: #917 Wyatt Earp

Sorry, but a little OT: My wife gave birth to a beauty baby girl last night. Julia Elizabeth, 6 pounds, 14 ounces. I only mention it because when I said she was 4cm dilated on Monday's Open Thread, a lot of you said "Get ready!" You were right!

Mazal Tov

959 jcm  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:37:19pm

re: #942 Wyatt Earp

re: #930 Nevergiveup

re: #931 lawhawk

Thanks, all! She's still in the NICU - was 35 weeks, but is doing well.

Mine was about the same, really sick at the beginning. She's now earned the the nickname "Beans" because at 2 she's full of beans!

Prayers for her, your wife and you!

960 HoosierHoops  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:37:26pm

re: #922 Ford_Prefect

Have you ever seen a greased pig on a slip and slide?


No..They keep eating it..

961 littleO  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:37:40pm

Communist when proceeding in revolution prod until they meet resistence and then either proceed more gingerly, or find a new path.
Isn't Obama, by structuring a apparent centrist regime, merely being systematic?
His true objectives will become more evident in a year when new faces will cycle into key positions.
This new administation is truly transitional.

962 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:37:41pm
963 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:37:44pm

re: #936 MandyManners

That's very clever!

The scary thing is I know most of Allan Sherman's popular songs by heart. I was a weird kid, I had all his albums in the 60's.

964 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:37:45pm

re: #952 MandyManners

re: #953 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Thanks, guys. Total time of delivery? 35 minutes. I told her she can't use the, "When I was in labor with your for 48 hours . . ." guilt trip.

965 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:37:59pm

re: #955 Soona'

Roger, roger. Over, over.

I just wanted to say, "Good Luck! and we're all counting on you!"

966 jcm  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:38:25pm

re: #953 pre-Boomer Marine brat

*skyrockets*

*skyrockets*

967 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:38:33pm
968 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:38:48pm

re: #963 Walter L. Newton

The scary thing is I know most of Allan Sherman's popular songs by heart. I was a weird kid, I had all his albums in the 60's.

I've never heard of him until today.

969 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:38:50pm

Ahoy
Hello
Oy vey
Run for the hills

A natural tonal progression.

970 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:39:00pm

re: #957 MandyManners

How's the mother?

The missus is good, if not tired (understandably.) Last night was rough, because the baby came so quickly that she missed her chance at an epidural.

971 Ben Hur  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:39:02pm

When telephones first were used by the public, only evil rich people were able to afford them.

So they were taxed, you see, in order to "tax the rich."

Of course they never recinded the taxes on phones and you still see them on your bill today.

972 SummerSong  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:39:09pm

re: #917 Wyatt Earp

Sorry, but a little OT: My wife gave birth to a beauty baby girl last night. Julia Elizabeth, 6 pounds, 14 ounces. I only mention it because when I said she was 4cm dilated on Monday's Open Thread, a lot of you said "Get ready!" You were right!

That's wonderful! The best to all of you.

973 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:39:10pm

re: #929 DisturbedEma

I saw a bumper sticker today- "Work Hard- millions of Obama Supporters are counting on you to pay their credit card bills!"

Classic

974 Ojoe  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:39:28pm
975 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:39:43pm

re: #964 Wyatt Earp

re: #953 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Thanks, guys. Total time of delivery? 35 minutes. I told her she can't use the, "When I was in labor with your for 48 hours . . ." guilt trip.

The Kid was 36 hours. I ate like a pig afterwards.

976 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:39:45pm

re: #948 Kenneth

WOW! Congratulations! That's Fantastic!

Three Cheers for Wee Julia!

HIP HIP HOORAY!

977 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:39:48pm

re: #961 littleO

Communist when proceeding in revolution prod until they meet resistence and then either proceed more gingerly, or find a new path.
Isn't Obama, by structuring a apparent centrist regime, merely being systematic?
His true objectives will become more evident in a year when new faces will cycle into key positions.
This new administation is truly transitional.

So, you think that unlike the Bull in the China Shop Clinton's, we are gonna get a stealth presidency?

978 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:39:58pm

re: #942 Wyatt Earp

re: #930 Nevergiveup

re: #931 lawhawk

Thanks, all! She's still in the NICU - was 35 weeks, but is doing well.

If your NICU is anything like the one my daughter was in, then she is in great hands.

979 DisturbedEma  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:40:01pm

re: #965 hermit

I just wanted to say, "Good Luck! and we're all counting on you!"

Stewardess, I speak Jive

980 HoosierHoops  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:40:10pm

re: #964 Wyatt Earp

re: #953 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Thanks, guys. Total time of delivery? 35 minutes. I told her she can't use the, "When I was in labor with your for 48 hours . . ." guilt trip.


That's wonderful news! Congratulations!

981 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:40:12pm
982 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:40:12pm

re: #967 buzzsawmonkey

But since delivery took more than 30 minutes, it should be free.

Her OB/GYN had to be paged (it was midnight) and she arrived a few minutes after Julia was born. There goes her doctor's fees!

983 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:40:28pm

re: #968 MandyManners

I've never heard of him until today.

Really. You must of heard the Camp Granada song! (Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah")

984 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:40:29pm

re: #963 Walter L. Newton

The scary thing is I know most of Allan Sherman's popular songs by heart. I was a weird kid, I had all his albums in the 60's.

OK, then, a little test:
Who stole the kishka, and from where?

985 SummerSong  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:40:37pm

re: #963 Walter L. Newton

The scary thing is I know most of Allan Sherman's popular songs by heart. I was a weird kid, I had all his albums in the 60's.


My husband's father has those ::shudder:: and seemed to play them at every opportunity.

986 razorbacker  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:40:58pm

re: #917 Wyatt Earp

Sorry, but a little OT: My wife gave birth to a beauty baby girl last night. Julia Elizabeth, 6 pounds, 14 ounces. I only mention it because when I said she was 4cm dilated on Monday's Open Thread, a lot of you said "Get ready!" You were right!

Well, happy days to you!

Apropos of nothing at all, someone (Bill Cosby?) claimed if you pinch their nose and blow into their mouth that you can 'pop' that thingy out and have a boy.

Accounting, no doubt, for all those bug-eyed little girls running around.

987 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:41:01pm
988 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:41:02pm
989 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:41:10pm

re: #970 Wyatt Earp

The missus is good, if not tired (understandably.) Last night was rough, because the baby came so quickly that she missed her chance at an epidural.

Oh, egads! I don't know how women do it without one.

990 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:41:19pm

re: #984 Spare O'Lake

OK, then, a little test:
Who stole the kishka, and from where?

When I Was A Lad

991 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:41:26pm

re: #978 Ford_Prefect

If your NICU is anything like the one my daughter was in, then she is in great hands.

Just talked to the missus a few minutes ago. Julia will be out of NICU tomorrow. Just precautionary. A weight off our chests.

Best part? We think she's a redhead . . . like our oldest son.

992 Soona'  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:41:49pm

re: #965 hermit

I just wanted to say, "Good Luck! and we're all counting on you!"

"I guess I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue".

993 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:41:50pm
994 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:41:57pm

re: #983 Walter L. Newton

Really. You must of heard the Camp Granada song! (Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah")

That's he?

995 HoosierHoops  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:42:07pm

re: #980 HoosierHoops

Quote with comment disappeared again...OK who is the wiseguy?

996 DisturbedEma  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:42:15pm

re: #982 Wyatt Earp

Her OB/GYN had to be paged (it was midnight) and she arrived a few minutes after Julia was born. There goes her doctor's fees!

No see, that is the beauty of the sliding scale fee- You pay the same whether or not you get a doc or not!

They "bundle" the visits and prenatal tests into one "easy to manage" end of pregnancy fee. . .so even if said doc in my town is drinking coffee in the lounge while I push out my kid. he gets paid just like her was there!

997 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:42:29pm

re: #989 MandyManners

Oh, egads! I don't know how women do it without one.

Lost of screaming and crying. It's tough when you can't do anything for her. I just stood there holding her hand like an idiot.

998 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:42:47pm

re: #964 Wyatt Earp

re: #953 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Thanks, guys. Total time of delivery? 35 minutes. I told her she can't use the, "When I was in labor with your for 48 hours . . ." guilt trip.

That's good news too. My daughter came fast. Fortunately, my ex's gynecologist's office was RIGHT across the street from the hospital. As he hurried into L&D, the nurses were holding the gown open for him to step into it. (Literally!)

999 Nevergiveup  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:42:52pm

JEWISH WORLD / Obama must help Israel break its territorial addiction

By Alex Sinclair

Tags: JEWISH WORLD, Alex Sinclair

[Link: www.haaretz.com...]

The Author of this piece of shit makes me ashamed to be Jewish! This is an example of the 75% Jewish moonbat vote. I can't stand to be the presence of assholes like this anymore. Which is why I am on here amongst semi-sane people!

1000 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:42:59pm

re: #992 Soona'

"I guess I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue".

Classic! I love Zucker's stuff. Timeless!

1001 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:43:02pm

re: #988 ploome hineni

they don;t care

and union people think they deserve evrything they get!


"If you can't beat 'em - join 'em."

1002 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:43:14pm

re: #991 Wyatt Earp

Just talked to the missus a few minutes ago. Julia will be out of NICU tomorrow. Just precautionary. A weight off our chests.

Best part? We think she's a redhead . . . like our oldest son.

Talking to a friend the other day, he has a boy and a girl. He said that as great as having a son is, there is nothing like having a girl. I only have the one so all I can say is it's great!

1003 Outrider  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:43:22pm

re: #997 Wyatt Earp

Lost of screaming and crying. It's tough when you can't do anything for her. I just stood there holding her hand like an idiot.

...and getting it crushed like it was in a vice?

1004 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:43:25pm

re: #987 buzzsawmonkey

re: #993 ploome hineni

re: #996 DisturbedEma

Yeah, she'll put it under the "complete care" window. And we'll get the screw-gee! :)

1005 jcm  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:43:29pm

re: #997 Wyatt Earp

Lost of screaming and crying. It's tough when you can't do anything for her. I just stood there holding her hand like an idiot.

You didn't faint, that's a big help. Dad fainting causes all kinds of extra work.

1006 UFO TOFU  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:43:30pm

re: #997 Wyatt Earp

Yeah, that's pretty humbling.

1007 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:43:36pm

re: #995 HoosierHoops

Quote with comment disappeared again...OK who is the wiseguy?

I stole it.

1008 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:43:41pm

re: #928 Outrider

"Roger" is a radio acknowledgment. "Over" is used when you are finished talking for the moment. "Out" is used when the conversation is over and is stated by the initiating party. ;-)>

Didn't know that it mattered who started it. In boot camp, ca. '82, they told us, 'Over' means you want a response, 'Out' means you don't. And saying 'Over and Out' means your stupid.

1009 Soona'  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:43:52pm

re: #977 unreconstructed rebel

So, you think that unlike the Bull in the China Shop Clinton's, we are gonna get a stealth presidency?

Oh yes. Verrry stealthy. They must be watched 24/7.

1010 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:43:52pm

re: #994 MandyManners

That's he?

Yep. He was a stand up comedian, wrote for sitcoms and other comedians and wrote nonsense lyrics to popular tunes.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

My Son, the Folk Singer (1962)
More Folk Songs by Allan Sherman and His Friends (1962) [pirated album]
My Son, the Celebrity (1963)
My Son, the Nut (1963)
Allan in Wonderland (1964)
Peter and the Commissar (1964)
For Swingin' Livers Only (1964) (a play on Sinatra's album title Songs for Swingin' Lovers)
My Name is Allan (1965)
Live! (Hoping You Are The Same) (1966)
Togetherness (1967)
Best of Allan Sherman (Posthumous, 1979)
My Son, The Greatest (Posthumous, 1990)
My Son, The Box (Posthumous, 2005)

1011 DisturbedEma  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:44:00pm

re: #989 MandyManners

Oh, egads! I don't know how women do it without one.

SCREAM! I did, and I TAPED THE DELIVERIES. . .for that visual guilt so lacking in those birth stories

1012 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:44:05pm

re: #997 Wyatt Earp

Lost of screaming and crying. It's tough when you can't do anything for her. I just stood there holding her hand like an idiot.

She didn't offer to render you neutered?

1013 rawmuse  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:44:19pm

re: #917 Wyatt Earp

Congratulations! You must be very proud.

1014 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:44:34pm

re: #991 Wyatt Earp

Congratulations on the good news!

1015 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:44:54pm

re: #999 Nevergiveup

JEWISH WORLD / Obama must help Israel break its territorial addiction

By Alex Sinclair

Tags: JEWISH WORLD, Alex Sinclair

[Link: www.haaretz.com...]

The Author of this piece of shit makes me ashamed to be Jewish! This is an example of the 75% Jewish moonbat vote. I can't stand to be the presence of assholes like this anymore. Which is why I am on here amongst semi-sane people!

TERRITORIAL ADDICTION?

1016 Buck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:44:57pm

re: #917 Wyatt Earp

Sorry, but a little OT: My wife gave birth to a beauty baby girl last night. Julia Elizabeth, 6 pounds, 14 ounces. I only mention it because when I said she was 4cm dilated on Monday's Open Thread, a lot of you said "Get ready!" You were right!

Mazal Tov.

Now get out there and buy diapers, creams, formula, crib, stroller...

The economy needs you!

1017 debutaunt  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:45:03pm

re: #909 MandyManners

How do you do that? Everyone can see the link except me.

1018 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:45:03pm

re: #997 Wyatt Earp

Lost of screaming and crying. It's tough when you can't do anything for her. I just stood there holding her hand like an idiot.

What was she doing while you were screaming and crying?

1019 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:45:07pm

re: #1005 jcm

You didn't faint, that's a big help. Dad fainting causes all kinds of extra work.

Yeah, being a police detective, I am more than used to the sight of blood, unfortunately.

re: #1003 Outrider

...and getting it crushed like it was in a vice?

And it was my left hand. I'm a southpaw. :)

1020 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:45:12pm

re: #964 Wyatt Earp

re: #953 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Thanks, guys. Total time of delivery? 35 minutes. I told her she can't use the, "When I was in labor with your for 48 hours . . ." guilt trip.

No, that's my line, but in my case it was 43 hours.

1021 solomonpanting  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:45:39pm

I did it for the money

The only gunman captured during the terror attack on Mumbai says he was promised that his impoverished family would get $1,250 if he died fighting for militant Islam, security officials said Wednesday.

Why, that must be at least $50 for every life he took.

1022 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:45:40pm

re: #995 HoosierHoops

Quote with comment disappeared again...OK who is the wiseguy?

Do a page refresh.
javascript's been fixed.

1023 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:45:50pm

re: #1016 Buck

Mazal Tov.

Now get out there and buy diapers, creams, formula, crib, stroller...

The economy needs you!

No worries. My youngest son will be ten months old next week. We're cornering the baby market.

1024 nyc redneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:45:51pm

re: #917 Wyatt Earp

Sorry, but a little OT: My wife gave birth to a beauty baby girl last night. Julia Elizabeth, 6 pounds, 14 ounces. I only mention it because when I said she was 4cm dilated on Monday's Open Thread, a lot of you said "Get ready!" You were right!

i'm so happy for you and your wife.
and bless that little darling.

1025 DisturbedEma  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:45:58pm

re: #1015 MandyManners

TERRITORIAL ADDICTION?

Yep- the territory needed to keep Israel viable. . .worse than H it is so addictive
///

1026 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:45:59pm

re: #917 Wyatt Earp

Sorry, but a little OT: My wife gave birth to a beauty baby girl last night. Julia Elizabeth, 6 pounds, 14 ounces. I only mention it because when I said she was 4cm dilated on Monday's Open Thread, a lot of you said "Get ready!" You were right!

Mazel to the Tov, man!

1027 MandyManners  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:46:11pm

Gotta' go. bbl

1028 Soona'  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:46:15pm

re: #995 HoosierHoops

Quote with comment disappeared again...OK who is the wiseguy?

I've been getting that too.

1029 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:46:27pm

re: #1020 vxbush

No, that's my line, but in my case it was 43 hours.

So if you just held out a little longer, you could have bypassed the Terrible Twos altogether.

1030 Ben Hur  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:46:40pm

re: #934 Wyatt Earp

COngratulations!

1031 littleO  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:47:12pm

re#977 unreconstructed rebel:
can't you see in the future susan rice moving to NSA and the military leadership moving on 'to spend more time with their families? and like under b. clinton, the CIA director not being able to even get a meeting?

1032 Desert Dog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:47:16pm

re: #1021 solomonpanting

That is wonderful...I hope he names the people that promised to pay him that whopping sum...unbelieveable

1033 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:47:28pm

re: #1020 vxbush

No, that's my line, but in my case it was 43 hours.

*OUCH*
/not a bit of sarc intended!

1034 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:47:33pm

re: #934 Wyatt Earp

Very good for you. Congrats.

1035 [deleted]  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:47:40pm
1036 GordonShumway  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:47:52pm

re: #1015 MandyManners

TERRITORIAL ADDICTION?



I've grown accustomed to this place...

1037 Desert Dog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:48:22pm

re: #917 Wyatt Earp

Congratulations!

1038 Outrider  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:48:23pm

re: #1008 CyanSnowHawk

Didn't know that it mattered who started it. In boot camp, ca. '82, they told us, 'Over' means you want a response, 'Out' means you don't. And saying 'Over and Out' means your stupid.

not to put too fine a point on it. If A calls B, only A can say "out" as he initiated the call. If B were to say "out" then he would be terminating the transmission before A was finished. In the case of a request for fire support can you imagine the pilot saying "out" before the requester completed the request? "out" gives the rest of the net "permission" to come on or one of the parties to switch to another net if needed. sorry for the verbosity.

1039 nylecoj  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:48:34pm

re: #151 Erik The Red

Logged in. Hello all Lizards that can read this. Charles thank you for all you do to keep your site running fast and smoothly. Today must be very frustrating. It makes me very greatfull for what you do.

Exactly! Thank-you Charles.
And thank-you Erik for saying so.

1040 Nevergiveup  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:48:42pm

Terrorists Say They'll Fight Somali Pirates
—Ace

Gotta say I'm on the pirates' side here.

The irony in this story is thicker than Rosie O’Donnell’s thigh. A hijacked Saudi tanker, the Sirius Star, taken by pirates off the coast of Somalia last week, is being threatened by Islamic militants who say they will “rescue” the ship from the pirates. Stating the hijacking is a crime against Islam (and really, what isn’t these days?), members of the Somali Islamist group al-Shabab arrived in the town of Harardhere to battle the pirates.

[Link: ace.mu.nu...]

I'd buy tickets to watch this fight. I just don't know who to root for?

1041 Wyatt Earp  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:48:44pm

Thanks again, everyone. I'd ove to stay and chat, but I have only had four hours sleep in the past two days, and the three boys are looking at me with the "Feed me" eyes. Have a great day!

1042 lawhawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:48:55pm

re: #1021 solomonpanting

I did it for the money

Why, that must be at least $50 for every life he took.

Actually, with 170 dead, you're looking at $7 per murdered victim.

Now consider that this animal claimed that their goal was to kill 5,000 people.

That means he put the value on human life at 25 cents each.

1043 neocon hippie  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:49:44pm

I grew up listening to Allan Sherman in my suburban Jewish household in the 1960's. I have a distinct memory of my mother exclaiming about him: "He looks like the TV repairman!"

1044 Buck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:49:49pm

re: #1023 Wyatt Earp

No worries. My youngest son will be ten months old next week. We're cornering the baby market.

Oh No! 10 months in between? You need to give that girl a BREAK.

Tell her from me that when she gets out of the hospital she should take one aspirin a day just before bed for 3 years... She should take the aspirin every night and place it firmly between her KNEES.

And you! Get off that poor girl!

1045 NomadOfNorad  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:49:50pm

re: #945 NomadOfNorad

If you can see the fnord he will eat you. If you cannot see the fnord he will not eat you.

Grrr... methinks Zombie needs to post a revision to the Invis-O-Text code he posted at the end of this thread. It needs to be changed to a lighter color.

1046 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:49:54pm

re: #1029 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

So if you just held out a little longer, you could have bypassed the Terrible Twos altogether.

Darn! A missed opportunity!

1047 Learned Mother of Zion  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:50:04pm

re: #1035 buzzsawmonkey

"Addiction to territory?" Hey, if a country is not "addicted" to its territory, it ceases to exist.

Israel has won the disputed territory by force of arms at least one time more than any nation which has acquired territory from a belligerent enemy has ever had to.

I say, let Israel keep its "addiction to territory," and let the 12-steppers of international politics set about weaning the Arabs from their addiction to genocidal fantasy, and to seeking victory by whine that they cannot win by war.

Let the 12-steppers wean themselves from their addiction to ignoring the real problem, and from their addiction to the goal of dismembering Israel to appease the unappeasable.

Jews must give up their addiction to staying alive.

1048 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:50:37pm

re: #999 Nevergiveup

"Obama must help Israel break its territorial addiction to breathing"

Does that work better?

/

1049 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:50:44pm

re: #999 Nevergiveup

JEWISH WORLD / Obama must help Israel break its territorial addiction

By Alex Sinclair

Tags: JEWISH WORLD, Alex Sinclair

[Link: www.haaretz.com...]

The Author of this piece of shit makes me ashamed to be Jewish! This is an example of the 75% Jewish moonbat vote. I can't stand to be the presence of assholes like this anymore. Which is why I am on here amongst semi-sane people!

I wonder if the author thinks Lebanon should give up its territorial addiction and allow palestinians in its refugee camps to hold jobs, own businesses, and own property?
/yeah...I didn't think so

1050 Silvergirl  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:50:47pm

re: #206 lawhawk

Whiplash Obama strikes. Never mind on those windfall profits taxes.

He went from floating like a butterfly (with all the feel good election promises) to stinging like a bee (when reality impales the heart of The Left).

I thought I saw a falling angel earlier; now it's more of a plummet.

"Barry Angel, how I love him
How I tingle when he passes by
Every time he says hello
My heart begins to fly."

Heave a sigh for unrequited love.

1051 Soona'  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:51:22pm

re: #1008 CyanSnowHawk

Didn't know that it mattered who started it. In boot camp, ca. '82, they told us, 'Over' means you want a response, 'Out' means you don't. And saying 'Over and Out' means your stupid.

When of my platoon sergeants would ask for radio checks, and when someone would say "I read you loud and clear, over" he'd say "YOU READ COMIC BOOKS, YOU DUMB SHIT. HOW DO YOU HEAR ME?"

1052 vxbush  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:51:34pm

re: #1033 pre-Boomer Marine brat

*OUCH*
/not a bit of sarc intended!

And no pain drugs. My body simply has no clue how to do labor properly.

1053 DisturbedEma  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:52:31pm

re: #1036 GordonShumway


I've grown accustomed to this place...

Zionism as a controlled substance. . .sigh

///

1054 Outrider  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:52:37pm

re: #1040 Nevergiveup

Terrorists Say They'll Fight Somali Pirates
—Ace

Gotta say I'm on the pirates' side here.

The irony in this story is thicker than Rosie O’Donnell’s thigh. A hijacked Saudi tanker, the Sirius Star, taken by pirates off the coast of Somalia last week, is being threatened by Islamic militants who say they will “rescue” the ship from the pirates. Stating the hijacking is a crime against Islam (and really, what isn’t these days?), members of the Somali Islamist group al-Shabab arrived in the town of Harardhere to battle the pirates.

[Link: ace.mu.nu...]

I'd buy tickets to watch this fight. I just don't know who to root for?

Pirates. Profit is their only motive-merely a business.

1055 NomadOfNorad  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:52:48pm

re: #1045 NomadOfNorad

On the other hand, when I replied to my own message just now, it showed the complex code I'd entered had been converted into simple < i > text here < / i > stuff... :-%P%

Did Charles disable the fancy code stuff some while back?

1056 solomonpanting  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:53:07pm

re: #1032 Desert Dog

That is wonderful...I hope he names the people that promised to pay him that whopping sum...unbelieveable

Yeah, I hope he drones on and on.

re: #1042 lawhawk

Actually, with 170 dead, you're looking at $7 per murdered victim.

Now consider that this animal claimed that their goal was to kill 5,000 people.

That means he put the value on human life at 25 cents each.

Well, I figured he took at least 20 by himself, not all 170.

Maybe the Indian Government could pay him $3,000 to name names.

1057 Ford_Prefect  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:53:16pm

Aww Hell! I finally get in and now I have to go. Wyatt, congrats again.

Later Lizards!

1058 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:53:45pm

re: #1040 Nevergiveup

Terrorists Say They'll Fight Somali Pirates
—Ace

Can we throw the Ninjas in there, just for good measure?

1059 razorbacker  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:53:49pm

re: #999 Nevergiveup

JEWISH WORLD / Obama must help Israel break its territorial addiction

By Alex Sinclair

Tags: JEWISH WORLD, Alex Sinclair

[Link: www.haaretz.com...]

The Author of this piece of shit makes me ashamed to be Jewish! This is an example of the 75% Jewish moonbat vote. I can't stand to be the presence of assholes like this anymore. Which is why I am on here amongst semi-sane people!

Let me see if I understand this.

You've got a country so small that an indifferent gunman can stand on one side and hit someone on the other side. A country with the sea on one side and a sworn enemy on the other side. A nation so small that Lance Armstrong would go from one end to the other on a light training day.

And y'all are supposed to give up land?

I'm glad that old boy is on your side. He sounds like he could be dangerous, were he an enemy.

Our friend ? President Obama ? needs to make the intervention for us, with the support by our family, the American Jewish community.

If Obama wants to be a true friend, he must put his hand on our shoulder and tell us to stop. He must take the bottle out of our hand. He must re-assure us that he loves us and cares for us, that he will continue to support us, but that he wants us to come out of this funk and live up to our potential.

Obama must tell us in clear terms how harmful our activities and behavior are to ourselves, to our friends, and to those around us. He must tell us what we need to do and what will no longer be tolerated. And he must help us carry out that program.

Like all alcoholics, it will not be easy to stop. We will have withdrawal symptoms. We will shake, we will convulse, we will vomit. We will blame others. We will shout and scream. We will try, through any means, to find a way to get to that hidden bottle of alcohol or to stop it being taken away from us. But our friend, Obama, must not waver. He must know that the intervention is not just good for us - it is the only way to save us. Because like every alcoholic, we are increasingly faced with a choice: Escape the addiction or let the addition kill us.

1060 DisturbedEma  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:53:50pm

re: #1047 Alouette

Jews must give up their addiction to staying alive.

Just say no to the addictive drug Zionism. . .///

1061 Nevergiveup  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:54:24pm

re: #1054 Outrider

Pirates. Profit is their only motive-merely a business.

Good point. But still these are Muslim pirates so?

1062 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:54:24pm

You Went The Wrong Way, Old King Louie (Allan Sherman)

Louis the Sixteenth was the King of France in 1789.
He was worse than Louis the Fifteenth.
He was worse than Louis the Fourteenth.
He was worse than Louis the Thirteenth.
He was the worst since Louis the First.
King Louis was living like a king, but the people were living rotten.
So the people, they started an uprising which they called the
French Revolution, and of course you remember their battle cry,
which will never be forgotten:

You went the wrong way, Old King Louie.
You made the population cry.
'Cause all you did was sit and pet
With Marie Antoinette
In your place at Versailles.

And now the country's gone kablooie.
So we are giving you the air.
That oughta teach you not to
Spend all your time fooling 'round
At the Folies Bergere.

If you had been a nicer king,
We wouldn't do a thing,
But you were bad, you must admit.
We're gonna take you and the Queen
Down to the guillotine,
And shorten you a little bit.

You came the wrong way, Old King Louie.
And now you ain't got far to go.
Too bad you won't be here to see
That great big Eiffel Tower,
Or Brigitte Bardot.

To you King Louie we say fooey.
You disappointed all of France.
But then what else could we expect
From a king in silk stockings
And pink satin pants.

You filled your stomach with chop suey.
And also crepe suzettes and steak.
And when they told your wife Marie
That nobody had bread, she said
"Let 'em eat cake."

We're gonna take you and the Queen
Down to the guillotine,
It's somewhere in the heart of town.
And when that fella's through
With what he's gonna do,
You'll have no place to hang your crown.

You came the wrong way Old King Louie.
Now we must put you on the shelf.
That's why the people are revolting, 'cause Louie,
You're pretty revolting yourself

1063 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:55:02pm

ok- I think I found my favorite lol catz ever.

1064 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:55:27pm

re: #997 Wyatt Earp

Lost of screaming and crying. It's tough when you can't do anything for her. I just stood there holding her hand like an idiot.

Congrats Wyatt.
I was in the delivery room for our son being delivered C-Section. I had the video camera on my wife's face, and she says very clearly, "Shoot the baby." I did manage to get the doc taking him out, then I got my son peeing on the nurse.

1065 Bubblehead II  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:56:07pm

re: #995 HoosierHoops

Did you refresh the page as Charles instructed?

1066 Outrider  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:56:15pm

re: #1061 Nevergiveup

Good point. But still these are Muslim pirates so?

true. if given a choice between the two though.

1067 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:56:27pm

re: #1052 vxbush

And no pain drugs. My body simply has no clue how to do labor properly.

Once I started teaching, ...found out about Cuisenaire Rods (centimeter based),...and SAW the 10 CM rod, called the long... thought about dilation and well,...*dead faint*

1068 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:56:53pm

re: #1063 Sharmuta

ok- I think I found my favorite lol catz ever.

I always preferred the demotivation posters

1069 Soona'  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:56:57pm

re: #1040 Nevergiveup

Terrorists Say They'll Fight Somali Pirates
—Ace

Gotta say I'm on the pirates' side here.

The irony in this story is thicker than Rosie O’Donnell’s thigh. A hijacked Saudi tanker, the Sirius Star, taken by pirates off the coast of Somalia last week, is being threatened by Islamic militants who say they will “rescue” the ship from the pirates. Stating the hijacking is a crime against Islam (and really, what isn’t these days?), members of the Somali Islamist group al-Shabab arrived in the town of Harardhere to battle the pirates.

[Link: ace.mu.nu...]

I'd buy tickets to watch this fight. I just don't know who to root for?

It would be like watch a football game between Cincinnati and Detroit.

1070 littleO  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:57:05pm

I remember holding my newborn son. Remarkable, indiscribable feeling. Now he's 6'2 and 260lbs. (not really fat,either). Couldn't hold him now if my life depended on it. Enjoy it while ya' can.

1071 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:57:12pm

re: #999 Nevergiveup

JEWISH WORLD / Obama must help Israel break its territorial addiction

His light is on but nobody is home. He'd be better off if he was addicted to love.

1072 Nevergiveup  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:57:23pm

MOSCOW (AP) - A Russian warship will sail through the Panama Canal this week for the first time since World War II, the navy announced Wednesday, pushing ahead with a symbolic projection of Moscow's power in a traditional U.S. zone of influence.

[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

Anyone know Jimmah's address so I can send him a carefully worded thank-you note?

1073 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:58:13pm

re: #1068 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I always preferred the demotivation posters

Adore the last one! I use that with my students...Wishing, I think it's called! LOLROFL

1074 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:58:52pm

re: #1051 Soona'

When of my platoon sergeants would ask for radio checks, and when someone would say "I read you loud and clear, over" he'd say "YOU READ COMIC BOOKS, YOU DUMB SHIT. HOW DO YOU HEAR ME?"

Can you hear me now?

1075 wrenchwench  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:59:10pm

re: #1070 littleO

I remember holding my newborn son. Remarkable, indiscribable feeling. Now he's 6'2 and 260lbs. (not really fat,either). Couldn't hold him now if my life depended on it. Enjoy it while ya' can.

He must be bigO.

1076 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 12:59:17pm

Oil at $46.17/bbl. Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999. Well, late 2003, anyway.

1077 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:00:06pm
1078 Soona'  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:00:11pm

re: #1069 Soona'

I just found a bug.

1079 Buck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:00:18pm

re: #1040 Nevergiveup

Terrorists Say They'll Fight Somali Pirates
—Ace

Gotta say I'm on the pirates' side here.

The irony in this story is thicker than Rosie O’Donnell’s thigh. A hijacked Saudi tanker, the Sirius Star, taken by pirates off the coast of Somalia last week, is being threatened by Islamic militants who say they will “rescue” the ship from the pirates. Stating the hijacking is a crime against Islam (and really, what isn’t these days?), members of the Somali Islamist group al-Shabab arrived in the town of Harardhere to battle the pirates.

[Link: ace.mu.nu...]

I'd buy tickets to watch this fight. I just don't know who to root for?


Stick to the code,

Parlay?

1080 Rancher  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:00:28pm

re: #917 Wyatt Earp
Congratulations Detective.

1081 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:00:56pm

re: #1078 Soona'

Ya gotta refresh.

1082 DisturbedEma  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:01:34pm

re: #1079 Buck

Stick to the code,

Parlay?

The next person to say parlay I'll use his innards are garters. . .

1083 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:01:58pm

re: #1081 Sharmuta

Ya gotta refresh.

Does Soona' have that not-so-refresh feeling?

1084 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:02:07pm

re: #1076 Occasional Reader

Oil at $46.17/bbl. Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999. Well, late 2003, anyway.

The predicitions I've seen is for Oil will fall below $40 by 1st quarter of 2009, and stay below $50 until last quarter of 2009, decimating the domestic domestic industry. Will they ask for - or get - a bailout?

Towards the end of 2009, the price will start to rebound to a range of $75 -$90 by the end of 2010 - setting up for a nice campaign issue for 2010 election. Then, we will get another explosion in prices, setting up for an even nicer presidential campaign issue for 2012.

1085 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:02:10pm

re: #1072 Nevergiveup

MOSCOW (AP) - A Russian warship will sail through the Panama Canal this week for the first time since World War II, the navy announced Wednesday, pushing ahead with a symbolic projection of Moscow's power in a traditional U.S. zone of influence.

[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

Anyone know Jimmah's address so I can send him a carefully worded thank-you note?

Oh, I don't know. I'd hate to be the Russian skipper caught on Lake Gatun should hostilities break out.

1086 solomonpanting  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:02:16pm

re: #1076 Occasional Reader

Oil at $46.17/bbl. Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999. Well, late 2003, anyway.


Here's one response to lower oil prices.

1087 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:02:16pm

re: #1070 littleO

I remember holding my newborn son. Remarkable, indiscribable feeling. Now he's 6'2 and 260lbs. (not really fat,either). Couldn't hold him now if my life depended on it. Enjoy it while ya' can.

And don't forget to stash the blackmail photos. We have plenty lined up for when little Hawk gets too uppity.

1088 Kenneth  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:02:38pm
1089 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:03:16pm

re: #1088 Kenneth

Men's magazine loses 130,000 inflatable breasts

Oh, the humanity!

Boob thread!

1090 bosforus  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:04:05pm

How did I miss this candidate during the election?
I love this video.
The Onion
[Link: www.theonion.com...]

1091 DisturbedEma  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:04:16pm

re: #1088 Kenneth

Men's magazine loses 130,000 inflatable breasts

Oh, the humanity!


Did they check the rack?

1092 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:04:19pm

re: #1084 DeafDog

Towards the end of 2009, the price will start to rebound to a range of $75 -$90 by the end of 2010 - setting up for a nice campaign issue for 2010 election. Then, we will get another explosion in prices, setting up for an even nicer presidential campaign issue for 2012.

Frankly, I think that beyond a 6 month horizon or so, nobody really has the faintest frickkin' idea.

Remember the "experts" telling us this summer that crude would hit $200/bbl by year's end?

1093 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:04:22pm

re: #1084 DeafDog

The predicitions I've seen is for Oil will fall below $40 by 1st quarter of 2009, and stay below $50 until last quarter of 2009, decimating the domestic domestic industry. Will they ask for - or get - a bailout?

Towards the end of 2009, the price will start to rebound to a range of $75 -$90 by the end of 2010 - setting up for a nice campaign issue for 2010 election. Then, we will get another explosion in prices, setting up for an even nicer presidential campaign issue for 2012.

Won't be the first time OPEC pulled this stunt. He who has the oil, sets the price.

1094 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:04:39pm

re: #1084 DeafDog

The predicitions I've seen is for Oil will fall below $40 by 1st quarter of 2009, and stay below $50 until last quarter of 2009, decimating the domestic domestic industry. Will they ask for - or get - a bailout?

Towards the end of 2009, the price will start to rebound to a range of $75 -$90 by the end of 2010 - setting up for a nice campaign issue for 2010 election. Then, we will get another explosion in prices, setting up for an even nicer presidential campaign issue for 2012.

I've seen bottom predictions as low as $15. There are a lot of petty dictatorships that are going to hate that.

1095 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:04:41pm

uh... hello? Is this thing on?

1096 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:04:42pm

re: #1078 Soona'

I just found a bug.

I gotta go to the doctor now for my bug. 3rd day down..probably strep, but I just wanna be well again,...um, well physically anyway. heh.

/BBL Lizardia!

1097 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:04:43pm

re: #1089 Walter L. Newton

Boob thread!

Boob Thread > Any other thread.

1098 DisturbedEma  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:04:46pm

re: #1089 Walter L. Newton

Boob thread!

Yes, I C

1099 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:04:51pm

re: #1091 DisturbedEma

Did they check the rack?

Too late. Circulation has begun to sag.

1100 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:05:24pm
1101 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:05:42pm

re: #1086 solomonpanting

Here's one response to lower oil prices.

I had a retired insurance V.P. ask last night why gas prices are down below $2.00/gal...after all, the big oil has already seen that the consumer will pay $4.00/gal...why would they lower the price?

I tried the supply/demand explanation again, but his eyes just glazed over.

1102 littleO  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:05:44pm

Ha wench. Well lets just say I can't snap off 20 chin-ups anymore.

1103 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:05:45pm

re: #1098 DisturbedEma

Yes, I C

Oh really? I DD...

1104 gop_patriot  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:05:49pm

re: #1088 Kenneth

Ralph editor Santi Pintado urged anyone with information to contact the magazine, saying: "Unless Somali pirates have stolen them it's difficult to explain where they are.

"If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know. We want our boobs back."

ROTFLMAO

1105 DisturbedEma  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:05:49pm

re: #1099 Occasional Reader

Too late. Circulation has begun to sag.


Feeling the gravity of the situation

1106 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:05:55pm

re: #1091 DisturbedEma

Did they check the rack?

Naw, juts underwired.

1107 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:06:03pm

re: #1077 hermit

Despair, Inc - Demotivators!

I have this one framed behind my desk.

1108 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:06:11pm

re: #1088 Kenneth

Men's magazine loses 130,000 inflatable breasts

Oh, the humanity!

Who's the boob that lost them?

1109 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:06:29pm

re: #1063 Sharmuta

ok- I think I found my favorite lol catz ever.

MWAH!

/not seriously ... but I just HAD to make your day!

1110 DisturbedEma  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:06:47pm

re: #1106 Hengineer

Naw, juts underwired.

Could have been more supportive. . .

1111 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:06:53pm

re: #1093 unreconstructed rebel

Won't be the first time OPEC pulled this stunt. He who has the oil, sets the price.

Then why isn't the price $1,000/gal?

1112 Tumulus11  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:06:55pm
'Unless Somali pirates have stolen them it's difficult to explain where they are.'


. The pirates found them and blew them up.

1113 Rancher  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:07:03pm

re: #1084 DeafDog

The predicitions I've seen is for Oil will fall below $40 by 1st quarter of 2009, and stay below $50 until last quarter of 2009, decimating the domestic domestic industry. Will they ask for - or get - a bailout?


If we are going to punish them when they are profitable why shouldn't we support them through tough times?

Real Rancher

1114 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:07:17pm

re: #1094 CyanSnowHawk

I've seen bottom predictions as low as $15. There are a lot of petty dictatorships that are going to hate that.

So, the Saudi's succeed in taking out both their foreign competitors AND American oil production. Pretty cool, huh?

1115 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:07:20pm

re: #1088 Kenneth

Men's magazine loses 130,000 inflatable breasts

Oh, the humanity!

OK, who's the boob that lost them?

1116 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:07:30pm

re: #1110 DisturbedEma

Could have been more supportive. . .

Needed padding.

1117 wrenchwench  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:07:43pm

re: #1092 Occasional Reader

Frankly, I think that beyond a 6 month horizon or so, nobody really has the faintest frickkin' idea.

Remember the "experts" telling us this summer that crude would hit $200/bbl by year's end?

Bill Richardson wishes he could forget. He sent out "rebates" to the entire population of NM because he was facing a "windfall" of revenue, now he faces a half a billion dollar shortfall--or he would if he weren't packing to leave for DC.

1118 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:07:52pm

re: #1112 Tumulus11

. The pirates found them and blew them up.

Then they tried attaching them to the lady goats - it did not end well.

1119 DisturbedEma  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:07:54pm

re: #1115 Honorary Yooper

OK, who's the boob that lost them?

A rather titular bloke. . .

1120 midwestgak  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:08:08pm

re: #1111 eschew_obfuscation

Then why isn't the price $1,000/gal?

Market could not support that price just like it couldn't support teh $140 for very long.

1121 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:08:19pm

re: #1088 Kenneth

Men's magazine loses 130,000 inflatable breasts

Oh, the humanity!

Please keep up abreast of the situation.

1122 turn  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:08:22pm

I'm back to test ... has Charles killed the bugs yet?

1123 hermit  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:08:31pm

re: #1107 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I have this one framed behind my desk.

I want to put this one up at school, but they won't let me...huh. I think it's motivating, actually!

1124 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:08:47pm

re: #1122 turn

I'm still here.

1125 turn  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:08:47pm

re: #1122 turn


That worked, how about new comments?

1126 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:08:47pm

re: #1121 Sharmuta

Er- keep us abreast.

1127 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:08:49pm

re: #1111 eschew_obfuscation

Then why isn't the price $1,000/gal?

See my #1114

1128 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:08:50pm

re: #1114 unreconstructed rebel

So, the Saudi's succeed in taking out both their foreign competitors AND American oil production. Pretty cool, huh?

Funny though, the Saudis need oil to be above $40/bbl or so in order to stay solvent. Our oil companies can wait it out, but the House of Saud is gonna have a lot of fiscal problems if it gets to $15/bbl.

1129 lifeofthemind  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:08:59pm

re: #1088 Kenneth

Men's magazine loses 130,000 inflatable breasts

Oh, the humanity!


A deflationary cycle?
The Liquidity Trap exists.

1130 DisturbedEma  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:09:07pm

re: #1116 Sharmuta

Needed padding.

to keep a Maidenform

1131 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:09:08pm

re: #1120 midwestgak

Market could not support that price just like it couldn't support teh $140 for very long.

I know...I was making your point...perhaps a bit obtusely.

1132 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:09:30pm

re: #1110 DisturbedEma

Could have been more supportive. . .

We pulled some strings...

1133 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:09:47pm

Nipple.

(not very clever).

1134 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:10:03pm

re: #1115 Honorary Yooper

OK, who's the boob that lost them?

He didn't lose them all at once. Oh no, they were nippled and dimed until they were gone.

1135 midwestgak  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:10:04pm

re: #1131 eschew_obfuscation

I know...I was making your point...perhaps a bit obtusely.

I like how you think. : )

1136 Spenser (with an S)  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:10:14pm

Any medical types out there (or an experienced parent) know what to do about a possible broken nose on a 5 yr. old. He took a header off the slide and it looks a little crooked to me. I think we're supposed to wait for the swelling to go down a little, but is that right? Thanks.

1137 turn  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:10:17pm

re: #1125 turn


Wow, things are seemingly running pretty smooth, aaahhh. Hey FBV, when do you ever leave is more like it. Sell check check. Wow very fast, nice!

1138 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:10:26pm
inflatable breasts

You did it, you finally really did it! You blew them up! Awww, damn you! Damn you all to hell!

1139 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:10:46pm

re: #1088 Kenneth

Men's magazine loses 130,000 inflatable breasts

Oh, the humanity!

Talk about a tempest in a C-cup

1140 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:10:55pm

re: #1092 Occasional Reader

Frankly, I think that beyond a 6 month horizon or so, nobody really has the faintest frickkin' idea.

Remember the "experts" telling us this summer that crude would hit $200/bbl by year's end?

Point taken. No one predicted a dow 7500 either. But you don't really think oil will stay inexpensive now forever, do you?

The argument that convinced me is that - (1) Production is chasing demand down right now. But because the new oil production facilities will likely be delayed, the 'peak' production capability will be lower than the last 'peak' of 80M barrels a day. (2) Barring a major war, the economy will recover. When it does recover (globally) than the pent up demand will drive prices higher relatively quickly. (3) If Obama/Clinton really fumble the ball in Iraq or elsewhere in the ME, then all bets are off.

1141 turn  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:11:00pm

Back just in time for a new post.

1142 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:11:18pm

re: #1128 Honorary Yooper

Funny though, the Saudis need oil to be above $40/bbl or so in order to stay solvent. Our oil companies can wait it out, but the House of Saud is gonna have a lot of fiscal problems if it gets to $15/bbl.

I hope we're filling the reserve now.

1143 Honorary Yooper  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:11:28pm

re: #1099 Occasional Reader

Too late. Circulation has begun to sag.

That happens with too much silicone.

1144 Sharmuta  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:12:01pm

re: #1119 DisturbedEma

A rather titular bloke. . .

A real booby prize.

1145 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:12:02pm

re: #1132 Hengineer

We pulled some strings...

And just got in under the wire.

1146 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:12:21pm

Dolly Parton!
The category is "Famous Titles," not "Titties," Mr. Connery.

1147 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:12:40pm

re: #1094 CyanSnowHawk

I've seen bottom predictions as low as $15. There are a lot of petty dictatorships that are going to hate that.

That would be sweet, but I think it's over-optimistic.

1148 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:13:26pm

re: #1147 DeafDog

That would be sweet, but I think it's over-optimistic.

Sweet and crude.

1149 CyanSnowHawk  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:13:34pm

re: #1147 DeafDog

That would be sweet, but I think it's over-optimistic.

It was worst case.

1150 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:13:50pm

re: #1140 DeafDog

But you don't really think oil will stay inexpensive now forever, do you?

Frankly, I just don't know. Back in 1979, nobody would have predicted .95/gallon gas in 1999. Everyone just KNEW we'd all be riding bicycles to work by then, after a hearty breakfast of Soylent Green.

1151 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:14:19pm

re: #1146 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Dolly Parton!
The category is "Famous Titles," not "Titties," Mr. Connery.

Here's wishing that another legend Mae West in peace.

1152 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:15:01pm

re: #1128 Honorary Yooper

Funny though, the Saudis need oil to be above $40/bbl or so in order to stay solvent. Our oil companies can wait it out, but the House of Saud is gonna have a lot of fiscal problems if it gets to $15/bbl.

I do not have current production capabilities, but in the 1980's, the average well in the US produced 15 bbls/day. The average for Saudi Arabia was 2000 bbls/day. Every time US oil attempted expansion, the Saudi's would drop the price. US producers just cannot go to the mat in that environment.

Today, it may no longer be the Saudi's, but whoever it is can stop "Drill, Baby, drill" in its tracks unless the price is right. Energy independence will require some kind of protection scheme to be viable.

1153 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:15:26pm

re: #1146 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Dolly Parton!
The category is "Famous Titles," not "Titties," Mr. Connery.

I've spent many years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover...failing to do so is my greatest regret!

1154 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:15:37pm

re: #1147 DeafDog

That would be sweet,

Actually, I file that under "too much of a good thing". I'd rather some pain threshold remain in the price of oil, so we have incentive to wean ourselves off it. It would be nice if, say, 25 years from now, we were focusing on all those other products supplied by the robust Saudi economy. Like, umm...

1155 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:15:57pm

re: #1128 Honorary Yooper

Funny though, the Saudis need oil to be above $40/bbl or so in order to stay solvent. Our oil companies can wait it out, but the House of Saud is gonna have a lot of fiscal problems if it gets to $15/bbl.

The real bad actors - Iran and Venezuala - need $90 for Breakeven. Russian needs $70. Breakeven for Saudi Arabia is actually about $50 (I think) but they can survive (uncomfortably) on $40.

1156 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:15:57pm

re: #1146 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Dolly Parton!
The category is "Famous Titles," not "Titties," Mr. Connery.

URSULA ANDRESS!

Foreign Flicks, Mr. Connery. FLICKS!

1157 littleO  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:16:06pm

re1092: unreconstructed rebel:
The price in oil and other comodities will respond to the market, and money supply available. right now the markets fear recession and devaluation of currancy's. Who knows the timelines for a commodity breakout and/or the economic ramifications of that breakout. OPEC only wishes they could control prices.
If we start drilling, we'll bankrupt the bastards!

1158 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:16:20pm

re: #1146 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Dolly Parton!
The category is "Famous Titles," not "Titties," Mr. Connery.

The answer: Honoré de Balzac.

1159 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:16:42pm

Goddammit again with the truncated quotes. Pain in the ass.

1160 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:17:01pm

re: #1156 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

URSULA ANDRESS!

Foreign Flicks, Mr. Connery. FLICKS!

The Penis Mightier, all I want to know is does it really work?

1161 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:17:20pm

The answer: Honoré de Balzac.

1162 Buck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:17:24pm

re: #1088 Kenneth

Men's magazine loses 130,000 inflatable breasts

Oh, the humanity!

Oh, don't you just hate when that happens?

1163 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:17:42pm

The question: "What is the French term for 'no hitting below the belt?'"

1164 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:17:52pm

re: #1043 neocon hippie

I grew up listening to Allan Sherman in my suburban Jewish household in the 1960's. I have a distinct memory of my mother exclaiming about him: "He looks like the TV repairman!"


I know a man his name is Lang
And he has a neon sign,
And Mr. Lang is very old,
So they call it Old Lang's Sign.

Enjoy!

1165 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:18:48pm

re: #1155 DeafDog

The real bad actors - Iran and Venezuala - need $90 for Breakeven. Russian needs $70. Breakeven for Saudi Arabia is actually about $50 (I think) but they can survive (uncomfortably) on $40.

And the key for us is does $40 support US expansion?

1166 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:19:07pm

re: #1160 Hengineer

The Penis Mightier, all I want to know is does it really work?

Sean: I think you’ll find it in the R’s.
Alex: No, no not in the R’s.
Sean: That’s not what your mother said last night.

1167 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:20:45pm

re: #1159 Occasional Reader

Goddammit again with the truncated quotes. Pain in the ass.

Doing a page refresh solved it for me. Charles fixed the javascript, but you have to refresh to get the latest code.

1168 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:20:59pm

re: #1157 littleO

re1092: unreconstructed rebel:
The price in oil and other comodities will respond to the market, and money supply available. right now the markets fear recession and devaluation of currancy's. Who knows the timelines for a commodity breakout and/or the economic ramifications of that breakout. OPEC only wishes they could control prices.
If we start drilling, we'll bankrupt the bastards!

That will depend entirely on whether we can expand given the production price of oil.

1169 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:21:11pm

re: #1160 Hengineer

The Penis Mightier, all I want to know is does it really work?

We're not selling "Penis Mightiers!"
But you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebeck!

1170 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:21:16pm

re: #1166 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Sean: I think you’ll find it in the R’s.
Alex: No, no not in the R’s.
Sean: That’s not what your mother said last night.

A Dog says...

Connery: Moo

Trebec: That's wrong

Connery: But its what your mother said last night.

1171 Outrider  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:21:28pm
1172 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:21:42pm

re: #1150 Occasional Reader

Frankly, I just don't know. Back in 1979, nobody would have predicted .95/gallon gas in 1999. Everyone just KNEW we'd all be riding bicycles to work by then, after a hearty breakfast of Soylent Green.

Think supply and demand for any commodity.

Fossil fuels will likely be Earth's main source of energy for the next 25 years. I doubt that prices will stay low for long because the industry is going to get dessimated at these lower prices and production will fall off quickly...driving the prices back up.

1173 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:22:00pm

re: #1155 DeafDog

The real bad actors - Iran and Venezuala - need $90 for Breakeven.

What's your source for that? It seems awfully high. We've only had $90 or more oil for a few months in the entire history of oil production.

1174 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:22:03pm

re: #1171 Outrider

in that vein

A lot of people milking that joke.

1175 UFO TOFU  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:22:40pm

re: #1161 Occasional Reader

That showed in #1158 for me.

1176 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:23:21pm

On to the new thread

1177 littleO  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:23:31pm

DAMN THE PRICE. DRIL BABY, DRILL!

1178 Silvergirl  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:23:57pm

re: #1090 bosforus

How did I miss this candidate during the election?
I love this video.
The Onion
[Link: www.theonion.com...]

My favorite part is when they report that he wants to replace Congress with a horse that stomps once for yes twice for no.

1179 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:24:07pm

re: #1169 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

We're not selling "Penis Mightiers!"
But you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebeck!

Trebec: And your answer is? "I'm sorry Alex"
Connery: I really am sorry, I give you a hard time but its all in good fun
Trebec: Well wow, thank you ... Sean...Let's see what you wagered - Trebec is such a fruit.

1180 Spare O'Lake  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:24:41pm

re: #1146 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Dolly Parton!
The category is "Famous Titles," not "Titties," Mr. Connery.


Worst Dolly Parton joke:

Q: What do you call it when Dolly Parton floats on her back?
A: Islands in the Stream.

1181 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:25:04pm

re: #1154 Occasional Reader

Actually, I file that under "too much of a good thing". I'd rather some pain threshold remain in the price of oil, so we have incentive to wean ourselves off it. It would be nice if, say, 25 years from now, we were focusing on all those other products supplied by the robust Saudi economy. Like, umm...

Plentiful and cheap oil fuels the economy. The commodity itself will be ruled by supply and demand (and the price will recover). I think it'll start recovering next year. But if we got $.90 per gallon gas, I think that would be a good thing.

1182 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:25:40pm

I always thought Dolly Parton was rather grotesque-looking.

1183 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:25:57pm

It would have been AWESOME if they actually got Sean Connery to host Saturday Night Live and actually played himself on the Celebrity Jeapordy bit...

Connery: "I'll take The Rapists for $400"
Trebec: That's therapists...

1184 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:26:00pm

re: #1127 unreconstructed rebel

See my #1114

Saudis getting $15/bbl willre: #1142 CyanSnowHawk

I hope we're filling the reserve now.

Oil prices will not go below the cost of production for more than a very short while since demand will not likely drop to that point. For that to be the case, virtually all economic production would have to cease.

1185 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:26:32pm

re: #1165 unreconstructed rebel

And the key for us is does $40 support US expansion?

With Obama in the WH, $200 does not support US expansion.

1186 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:27:51pm

Connery: Then I'm the cock of the walk!

[I've often wanted to exclaim that during a business meeting, just to see what happens]

1187 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:27:56pm

re: #1184 eschew_obfuscation

Oil prices will not go below the cost of production for more than a very short while since demand will not likely drop to that point. For that to be the case, virtually all economic production would have to cease.

But I have talked to somebody who has said alternative fuels become viable is around $120 a barrel. Then it becomes more financially prudent to invest in alternative sources.

He made a lot of sense too, he basically said everything boils down to money. Political decisions aren't really made for ideological reasons...just follow the money.

1188 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:29:04pm

re: #1187 Hengineer

But I have talked to somebody who has said alternative fuels become viable is around $120 a barrel. Then it becomes more financially prudent to invest in alternative sources.

He made a lot of sense too, he basically said everything boils down to money. Political decisions aren't really made for ideological reasons...just follow the money.

Exactly. That's the first time I've heard a number, but that's interesting.

1189 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:29:17pm

re: #1186 Occasional Reader

Connery: Then I'm the cock of the walk!

[I've often wanted to exclaim that during a business meeting, just to see what happens]

Connery: That's a really nice jacket you're wearing Alex
Trebec: Why thank you...Sean
Connery: I just have one question
Trebec: What is it...Sean?
Connery: Do they make it for men?

1190 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:29:38pm

Sean Connery: That's a nice jacket you're wearing, Trebek.
Alex Trebek: Why, thank you.
Sean Connery: Is that wool? Must have been expensive.
Alex Trebek: No, actually, it was quite reasonable.
Sean Connery: Really? Where did you get it?
Alex Trebek: At a place called Stern's, down on 14th.
Sean Connery: Stern's? I'll have to check it out.
Alex Trebek: Well, you should. Ask for Gary. Tell him that I sent you.
Sean Connery: I'll do that. That sure is a nice jacket. Just one more question...
Alex Trebek: What is it, Sean?
Sean Connery: Do they make them for men?

1191 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:30:42pm

re: #1190 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Sean Connery: That's a nice jacket you're wearing, Trebek.
Alex Trebek: Why, thank you.
Sean Connery: Is that wool? Must have been expensive.
Alex Trebek: No, actually, it was quite reasonable.
Sean Connery: Really? Where did you get it?
Alex Trebek: At a place called Stern's, down on 14th.
Sean Connery: Stern's? I'll have to check it out.
Alex Trebek: Well, you should. Ask for Gary. Tell him that I sent you.
Sean Connery: I'll do that. That sure is a nice jacket. Just one more question...
Alex Trebek: What is it, Sean?
Sean Connery: Do they make them for men?

heh you must be getting them directly from a website (or watching the videos)

1192 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:31:59pm

re: #1173 Occasional Reader

What's your source for that? It seems awfully high. We've only had $90 or more oil for a few months in the entire history of oil production.

Do a google search

Iran's break even at 90

Venezuala guestimates are harder to figure, but here's one that puts it at $98

1193 Kragar  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:32:19pm

re: #1191 Hengineer

heh you must be getting them directly from a website (or watching the videos)

A gentlemen never asks and a lady never tells

1194 redstateredneck  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:32:35pm

re: #1182 Occasional Reader

I always thought Dolly Parton was rather grotesque-looking.


She used to be pretty before she was surgically altered. Back when she was first starting out with Porter Wagoner, she was attractive.

1195 Hengineer  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:33:31pm

re: #1192 DeafDog

Do a google search

Iran's break even at 90

Venezuala guestimates are harder to figure, but here's one that puts it at $98

Heres to nationalized industries being so profitable.

1196 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:36:40pm

re: #1187 Hengineer

But I have talked to somebody who has said alternative fuels become viable is around $120 a barrel. Then it becomes more financially prudent to invest in alternative sources.

He made a lot of sense too, he basically said everything boils down to money. Political decisions aren't really made for ideological reasons...just follow the money.

First time I've heard that number, too. But, I am not surprised. It is high.

I am not happy with all this cheap oil for two reasons:

1) It suppresses both domestic production/exploration & alternative source research
2) It feeds our addiction to cheap energy.

1197 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:41:53pm

re: #1196 unreconstructed rebel

First time I've heard that number, too. But, I am not surprised. It is high.

I am not happy with all this cheap oil for two reasons:

1) It suppresses both domestic production/exploration & alternative source research
2) It feeds our addiction to cheap energy.

Since $120 oil is a burden on the global economy as are taxes...should we just tax the crap out of everyone to pay for alternate/independent energy sources?

Seems like it should work without much economic difference?

1198 Occasional Reader  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:45:27pm

re: #1192 DeafDog

Do a google search

Iran's break even at 90

Venezuala guestimates are harder to figure, but here's one that puts it at $98

Okay, I thought you meant "break even" to mean when the oil business was profitable... my mistake. Those links talk about what the countries budgeted for, which is of course a different thing.

1199 unreconstructed rebel  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:46:19pm

re: #1197 eschew_obfuscation

Since $120 oil is a burden on the global economy as are taxes...should we just tax the crap out of everyone to pay for alternate/independent energy sources?

Seems like it should work without much economic difference?

I agree. The American driver did not yell uncle until $4.00/gal. We should tax the crap out of gas to just under that in order to help us make the transition. Otherwise, we are at the mercy of OPEC.

1200 DeafDog  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 1:50:48pm

re: #1198 Occasional Reader

Okay, I thought you meant "break even" to mean when the oil business was profitable... my mistake. Those links talk about what the countries budgeted for, which is of course a different thing.

Definitly a different thing, but the oil companies are national piggy-banks for these countries. So their ability to do bad is impacted.

1201 eschew_obfuscation  Wed, Dec 3, 2008 2:14:26pm

re: #1199 unreconstructed rebel

I agree. The American driver did not yell uncle until $4.00/gal. We should tax the crap out of gas to just under that in order to help us make the transition. Otherwise, we are at the mercy of OPEC.

The other side of this is, of course, that there would be less incentive to find cheaper ways of producing alternative energy.

...and the American driver is now yelling uncle at $2.00/gal.

So it also depends on general economic conditions.


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