Hey now, tyrants need love too...

///

Oh beautiful... Now what's he going to screw up?

Carter needs to ride off, or be dragged off, into the sunset.

Well, of course he's going to Syria. Because if ruthless dictators didn't hug jimmy carter, who would?

Jimma kotta and bastard asshat meeting, what could go wrong?

Come, you are a tedious fool.
Thou weedy base-court lewdster!
Thou paunchy rampallian codpiece!
[Thou] appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.

In other words, fuck you and the horse you rode in on Rabbit Bait.

IS there anyway we convince that moron to stay there?
at least there he'll be appreciated!

re: #6 jcm

Come, you are a tedious fool.
Thou weedy base-court lewdster!
Thou paunchy rampallian codpiece!
[Thou] appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.

In other words, fuck you and the horse you rode in on Rabbit Bait.

Well, that is succinct!

re: #4 Sharmuta

Well, of course he's going to Syria. Because if ruthless dictators didn't hug jimmy carter, who would?

He should visit bin missin while he is in the region.

Maybe he's trying to start up "habitat for Hezbollah"

re: #7 bombay311

IS there anyway we convince that moron to stay there?
at least there he'll be appreciated!

Yeah, he won't have to wear a cardigan anymore. It is nice and warm there.

re: #11 CapeCoddah

He gives cardigans a bad name!

re: #12 bombay311

He gives cardigans a bad name!

He gives everything he touches a bad name, the asshat. Even Bill Clinton does not annoy me like Jimmah does.

Why wouldn't Carter coddle Assad? He's been cultivating nuts since his farming days.

Carter loves evil dictators and supporting rogue nations with foreign aid so they continue to oppress freedom loving individuals.
/And I voted for this asinine jerk?

Every time I see Kuntar I want to bash his head in.
Scrolling down so I don't break the computer.

re: #14 solomonpanting

Why wouldn't Carter coddle Assad? He's been cultivating nuts since his farming days.

Cultivating all but the 2 that matter!

I wasn't even a thought when Jimmy Carter was president, but from everything I hear about him then and now, I wish the guy would stick with his Habitats for Humanity gig.

One Dic hugging another...ummm.

re: #18 davinvalkri

I wasn't even a thought when Jimmy Carter was president, but from everything I hear about him then and now, I wish the guy would stick with his Habitats for Humanity gig.

I was only a kid, but I remember the ass. He was and is an insipid, useless fool.

Carter takes a phone call on CSPAN

Carter's going to discuss why HE didn't get the award!

I wasn't even a thought when Jimmy Carter was president, re: #18 davinvalkri

You're in luck
you have the next best thing BHO

Anyone else expect Obama to be meeting with America's enemies 28 years after his Presidency ends? And any predictions on who those enemies will be?

re: #18 davinvalkri

I wasn't even a thought when Jimmy Carter was president, but from everything I hear about him then and now, I wish the guy would stick with his Habitats for Humanity gig racket.

fixed.

jimmah needs to stick with the Habitat for Humanity and leave the foreign policy to professionals. or just fade into oblivion. either way's ok by me.

Just what we need. (although we knew this already...) An ex-president who embraces terrorists and dictators and generally makes us look like fools throughout the world. Didn't he do enough of this back in the day?

Notice he isn't helping out at natural disasters (hey, don't they need more houses built in New Orleans?), or helping rescue/aid child soldiers or slaves, or help ease hunger, or take on brutal juntas... no. Let's go embrace another leader of a brutal terror state, one that is running clandestine nuclear/bioweapon programs, and makes state heros out of killers of children and unarmed civilians.

spit.

re: #24 Neo Con since 9-11

Anyone else expect Obama to be meeting with America's enemies 28 years after his Presidency ends? And any predictions on who those enemies will be?

Bill Ayers
Rev Wright
Eric Holder
The LA Times

You mean this Jimmy Carter? Feh.

If I had the misfortune of seeing him? So help me, I would spit in his face.

re: #18 davinvalkri

I wasn't even a thought when Jimmy Carter was president, but from everything I hear about him then and now, I wish the guy would stick with his Habitats for Humanity gig.

I actually respected Carter for his habitat for humanity project then he lost all respect with his '93 unsolicited treaty with NK which gave them aid and allowed nuclear weapons development. NK would have fallen five years ago if we had not been supplying NK communists with the resources to stay in power. And we keep following the same stupid path...

H'm, Carter left office Jan 1981. Now he is consorting with Muslim Dictators. Therefore, Former President Obama should visit Syria around...
2039!

well carter was all set to hug mugabe and he got spurned.
so now he has to hug some s.o.b because that is what he does best.

Rabbitat for Humanity

Fuck Jimmy Carter and fuck the fundamentalist genocidal maniacs he sucks off ever few years. And fuck people that need houses given to them for fucking up the damned economy.

This oldie but goodie from Cox and Forkum pretty much sums up Jimmah's style of diplomacy.

re: #31 NelsFree

H'm, Carter left office Jan 1981. Now he is consorting with Muslim Dictators. Therefore, Former President Obama should visit Syria around...
2039!

Just in time for celebrating the 100th anniversary of the start of WWII.

How many times will Dhimmi Carter violate the Logan Act and get away with it?

re: #35 gman

Thank you. I was looking for that great one. I am going to save it.

I miss them!

re: #34 teleskiguy

I down-dinged you for language only.

re: #34 teleskiguy

Fuck Jimmy Carter and fuck the fundamentalist genocidal maniacs he sucks off ever few years. And fuck people that need houses given to them for fucking up the damned economy.

there's nothing wrong with Habitat for Humanity...I've built several houses for them...there is no corruption there that I know of...receivers of new homes didnt fuck up the economy

samir kuntar is a child killer. a monster.
he beat a 4 yr. old little girl's head in w/ the butt of a rifle.
he was celebrated like a hero for that in the m.e.
the little girl was jewish.
that was her "crime".

To quote Theodore Nugent, Jimmy Carter can suck my Glock...

B...B...O...O...*...*

I just realized how much Assad resembles the shape of a pencil.

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid is on History channel...woo hoo!

re: #41 nyc redneck

samir kuntar is a child killer. a monster.
he beat a 4 yr. old little girl's head in w/ the butt of a rifle.
he was celebrated like a hero for that in the m.e.
the little girl was jewish.
that was her "crime".

He should have been ...self deleted.

First of all, Carter doesn't go anywhere without the full consent of The Democratic Party. You'll notice there were no images like this during the campaign..

[Link: www.usatoday.com...]

He's probably there to thank the powers that be for keeping terrorism at bey during the presidential campaign, and to discuss payback. The Democrats managed to keep the entire issue of terrorism far hence from the American psyche and the American headlines during the election campaign. Somehow Hamas and Hezbollah flew away from the headlines. This helped a Democrat get elected because the American people favor the Republicans more on this issue. Without any terrorism of note during the election campaign the entire subject hardly came up at all, especially in the debates. The whole issue of security for Israel became a grandstanding opportunity for blowhards without any need for specifics. Note there were virtually no rocket attacks during the campaign.

Jimmah proves the Peter Principle and then some.

re: #43 Sizzlack

I just realized how much Assad resembles the shape of a pencil.

Just say it...

Needle dick.

Egyptian paper urges top cleric to purify his hand after Peres handshake

Several opposition newspapers and lawmakers in Egypt called on the country's top Islamic cleric to resign Saturday for shaking the Israeli president's hand at a conference.

. . .

The paper called on Tantawi - the sheik of al-Azhar, Sunni Islam's pre-eminent institution and oldest university - to ritually purify his hands after the shake.

/such nice people

if carter would hug mugabe he would hug samir kuntar.

re: #41 nyc redneck

And we're not forgetting that he shot her father in front of her so that would be the last thing she saw. 'Cause he was a Jew as well. Kuntar was also responsible for the mother smothering the 4-year old's little sister as they hid from that gang of murderers.

Olmert has much, so much to answer for.

re: #42 callahan23

To quote Theodore Nugent, Jimmy Carter can suck my Glock...

B...B...O...O...*...*
/

Sorry forgot
the sarc / tag
here we go
/

re: #43 Sizzlack

I just realized how much Assad resembles the shape of a pencil.

ain't that funny..I was just noticing how much carter resembles a over flowing bag of dog shit.

Our next President is willing to do exactly the same thing, by meeting the likes of Assad and Ahamadinejad.

/ Maybe Carter is Obama's "Special" Representative...

Huh, Carter meeting with idiotic dictators? No news here, folks! Move along!

i would never hug jimmy carter.
he is tainted.

Why doesn't he take, Obama? Hell, Obama isn't doing anything yet except talk...Like for this, but I think the headline is in error. It sounds more like FDR's WPA.

Beside the fact, Obama said he wants to talk with people like "the chinless one".

re: #49 Killian Bundy

Egyptian paper urges top cleric to purify his hand after Peres handshake

/such nice people

So how would he "ritually purify" his hand- rub it with camel sh*t?

re: #58 nyc redneck

i would never hug jimmy carter.
he is tainted.

If jimma were a tree I would buy a dog or two so they could piss on him.

Carter has blood on his hands.

Israeli blood.
Iranian blood.
and don't forget
Zimbabwean Blood.
Yep, Mugabe is another of Carter's pets.

Carter has more blood on his hands that another other President.

re: #63 Iron Fist

I wouldn't piss down his throat if his guts were on fire.

Would you if they weren't on fire?

Time for a little Carterpalooza:

For the uninitiated who think Jimmy is a kindly old Sunday School teacher who is merely misguided.

Arafat, for his part, railed against the Reagan administration and its alleged “betrayals.” Rosalynn Carter, taking notes for her husband, interjected, “You don’t have to convince us!” Brinkley records that this “elicited gales of laughter all round.”
...
If you are sickened by the thought of a former U.S. president and a former First Lady of the United States and the career terrorist Yasser Arafat all sitting around bashing Ronald Reagan . . . you and I think alike.

Is he going alone or with the rest of "the elders"? lol

re: #51 dahozho

And we're not forgetting that he shot her father in front of her so that would be the last thing she saw. 'Cause he was a Jew as well. Kuntar was also responsible for the mother smothering the 4-year old's little sister as they hid from that gang of murderers.

Olmert has much, so much to answer for.

pure evil exists in the world. it can not be ignored.

Maybe Jimmy's secretly filming a documentary entitled 'When Former Presidents Go Senile'.

re: #49 Killian Bundy

Egyptian paper urges top cleric to purify his hand after Peres handshake

/such nice people

I agree, I'd suggest boiling water. Four minutes for a perfect soft boiled egg.

OT: Someone in the UK decided to collect links of all of the claims of things that are affected by global warming. It is amazing all of the crap that has been heaped there. Hundreds and hundreds of links.

The claims are alphabetically sequenced so it isn't uncommon to see things like: "avalanches reduced, avalanches increased"

It is quite mind blowing.

re: #60 buzzsawmonkey

And it was not for nothing that Charles 'awarded' Carter the Jew hater with the first Fiskie.

re: #69 Sizzlack

Maybe Jimmy's secretly filming a documentary entitled 'When Former Presidents Go Senile'.

Oh, he knows what he is doing. He has full control of his faculties. It is just that his faculties are evil.

re: #33 albusteve

Rabbitat for Humanity

oh yes!

re: #69 Sizzlack

Maybe Jimmy's secretly filming a documentary entitled 'When Former Presidents Go Senile'.

Whether he knows it or not.

re: #47 SurferDoc

Jimmah proves the Peter Principle and then some.

Please, I think you owe Peter an apology.

re: #70 Elcid

Then why are those little sand timers only 3 minutes?

re: #69 Sizzlack

Maybe Jimmy's secretly filming a documentary entitled 'When Former Presidents Go Senile'.

Carter didn't go senile. Reagan went senile several years after he left office and never tried to betray this country or try to do anything but good till his last day. Carter has been anti-American and evil since his first day in office and probably before.

re: #49 Killian Bundy

I would use Purell™ if I ever had to shake hands with Slimey Shimon...

As for the Egyptian cleric? Piss be unto him.

re: #60 buzzsawmonkey

Habitat for Humanity, where Jimmy Carter is concerned, is equivalent to the "humanitarian wing" of Hamas. Just as Hamas' supposed "humanitarian" and "charitable" acts are used as a whitewash and a cover for its murderous objectives, Carter's participation in Habitat serves as a whitewash and a cover for his antisemitic and anti-American agenda.

make no mistake...Carters sleight of hand using H-H does not impress me and I find it wholely despicable...unfortunately his affiliation with them preceded mine and I always let my crew know about the underhanded political affiliation this fucker was using them for...but we always forged ahead on principle...I make no excuse for Carter...it was good for our karma too amigo...jus sayin

re: #77 Iron Fist

I don't see how anyone can get double digit inflation, interest, and unemployment in only 4 short years. Incompetence alone would never account for that.

re: #81 NY Nana

Purell is the White House standard hand sanitizer.

re: #33 albusteve

Rabbitat for Humanity

now that bears repeating!

re: #79 notutopia

Then why are those little sand timers only 3 minutes?

GLobal warming.

re: #72 Iron Fist

Only if they promised we'd set them on fire afterword. He is, without doubt, the worst President and worst ex-President in American history.

I became of voting age just in time to vote for RWR, one of the proudest days of my life. The election was basically over (Reagan in a landslide) by the time I got to the polls after work. I voted anyway and had 2 assholes try to harrass me with their "Ray-Gun" signs as I was going in, I told them that I was going to go inside and vote for RWR and if they wanted to wait, I'd be right back to kick the living shit out of both of them. When I came back they were gone, they must not have been as stupid as they looked.

re: #59 Elcid

Why doesn't he take, Obama?

Obama's got his own plans.

Obama: Islamic Speech in First 100 Days

Barack Obama is considering making a major foreign policy speech in an Islamic capital during his first 100 days as president in an effort to mend rifts between the U.S. and the Muslim world.

Helene Cooper of The New York Times spoke to several sources, including diplomats, about which Islamic capital Obama might choose, and the consensus was Cairo, Egypt.

First words out of his mouth: ilaha illa al-Lāh, Muhammadun rasūlu l-Lāh.

/crowd goes wild and America has its first Muslim President

re: #60 buzzsawmonkey

Habitat for Humanity, where Jimmy Carter is concerned, is equivalent to the "humanitarian wing" of Hamas. Just as Hamas' supposed "humanitarian" and "charitable" acts are used as a whitewash and a cover for its murderous objectives, Carter's participation in Habitat serves as a whitewash and a cover for his antisemitic and anti-American agenda.

i think he also does this not just to deceive the public but to feel good abt. himself, personally. he must sense that his behavior is not exactly decent.
i think he is trying to brighten his own black soul by "giving back."

re: #83 Silhouette

I don't see how anyone can get double digit inflation, interest, and unemployment in only 4 short years. Incompetence alone would never account for that.

Unfortunately Nixon set that table with wage and price controls.

re: #88 Killian Bundy

Nothing makes enemies happier than surrender.

Al-Kuntar said he was happy and honored to meet the president and to be decorated by him. He added that the brave positions of Syria, under the leadership of President Al-Assad, and Al-Assad’s constant support for the honorable resistance and his rejection of any unjust settlement constitutes a pillar of support for the people of the resistance and free men.

T.E. Lawrence was right: there's no such thing as Arab nationalism. Way more Arabs have been killed by and suffered because of their Arab "brothers." Jew hatred is the glue that binds them together.

re: #88 Killian Bundy

First words out of his mouth: ilaha illa al-Lāh, Muhammadun rasūlu l-Lāh.

/crowd goes wild and America has its first Muslim President

Ich bin ein Muslimer.

re: #87 VegasRick

I became of voting age just in time to vote for RWR, one of the proudest days of my life. The election was basically over (Reagan in a landslide) by the time I got to the polls after work. I voted anyway and had 2 assholes try to harrass me with their "Ray-Gun" signs as I was going in, I told them that I was going to go inside and vote for RWR and if they wanted to wait, I'd be right back to kick the living shit out of both of them. When I came back they were gone, they must not have been as stupid as they looked.

Oh, I forgot to add, FU jimma!

re: #93 David Simon

T.E. Lawrence was right: there's no such thing as Arab nationalism. Way more Arabs have been killed by and suffered because of their Arab "brothers." Jew hatred is the glue that binds them together.

And do they get even a thank you note? No.

re: #80 Neo Con since 9-11

Just so you know I was being sarcastic. Carter is a stupid ***bag.

re: #80 Neo Con since 9-11

Carter didn't go senile. Reagan went senile several years after he left office and never tried to betray this country or try to do anything but good till his last day. Carter has been anti-American and evil since his first day in office and probably before.

Reading this, and thinking that maybe it IS A TRUE assertion, renews my hope for America in the face of Barry Sotero's assault on America's Constitution, ideals and practical realities!

We survived Carter, we'll survive (and maybe even de-fang) Barry Sotero! :D

re: #98 Iron Fist

I was too young to vote for Reagan, but I wasn't too young to understand how badly Carter had mismanaged the Country. I wasn't too young to remember the 444 Days of Shame that Carter put us through.

Same here.

re: #83 Silhouette

I don't see how anyone can get double digit inflation, interest, and unemployment in only 4 short years. Incompetence alone would never account for that.

Incompetence alone would not account for it, but incompetence coupled with allowing KGB "active measures" against the US to proceed unanswered most certainly would.

Along with tax cuts Reagan made it official US government policy to break the back of the KGB in the US and that, as much as the tax cuts, caused the economy to recover.

re: #98 Iron Fist

I was too young to vote for Reagan, but I wasn't too young to understand how badly Carter had mismanaged the Country. I wasn't too young to remember the 444 Days of Shame that Carter put us through.

Bingo! I was 18 and full of piss and vinegar and could not believe that this shitbag of a president did not get those people out. I hated carter, still do.

re: #99 Karridine

Reading this, and thinking that maybe it IS A TRUE assertion, renews my hope for America in the face of Barry Sotero's assault on America's Constitution, ideals and practical realities!

We survived Carter, we'll survive (and maybe even de-fang) Barry Sotero! :D

I certainly hope so, but the press was never in the tank for jimmah like they are for BO. Maybe this will change, but I'm losing my optimism with the world's increasing insanity.

re: #100 CapeCoddah

Same here.

and you know Kholmeini (sp?) bitchslappped him all year...it was an enormous humiliation for the american people...he rolled for them...in the end he had to submit to reagan...it broke him

re: #101 CIA Reject

Facinating history! I didn't know anything about that. Thanks for the link.

Why is it that in nearly every article that has anything to do with the Pals, the word "plight" occurs at least once?

There ought to be a fine levied for every occurrence.

One might think that Carter would have some advisers or friends or someone who would say, "Umm, sir? I recommend that we fly past Syria while we're over there." Silly me for being rational.

re: #92 Iron Fist

I agree. Carter had to be trying to wreck the country. He almost succeeded. He is a thoroughly vile person without any real redeeming qualities.

He is pushing my rule to always find something nice to say about everyone.

Uh, he grew peanuts, and I like those.
Nice teeth.

re: #103 dahozho

I hear and concur.

/btw, what does Da Ho Zho mean? (Great Good xxx?)

re: #105 Kenneth

Facinating history! I didn't know anything about that. Thanks for the link.

Ronald Reagan did a lot of things to re-make America into a great nation that he will probably never get credit for.

And even though he beat the KGB they did not give up...

Witness the recent election...

re: #104 albusteve

and you know Kholmeini (sp?) bitchslappped him all year...it was an enormous humiliation for the american people...he rolled for them...in the end he had to submit to reagan...it broke him

That was a beautiful thing. Khomeni knew better than to even HINT at screwing with Reagan.

What a surprise. Christiane Amanpour is using her "report" on genocide to bash U.S. foreign policy.

re: #54 Iron Fist

It helps to understand Carter if you consider him to be the most malevolent man to ever walk the earth. He causes such harm because he wants to. He supports the dictators against the people because he prefers dictatorship.

He is thoroughly vile. He should be shunned by all right-thinking people in the world. It says a lot about the Democrat Party that they treat them man with so much respect.

he seeks to hurt america because he was so soundly rejected by citizens after his disastrous 1st term.
the old buzzard is a vindictive s.o.b.

re: #111 CIA Reject

Ronald Reagan did a lot of things to re-make America into a great nation that he will probably never get credit for.

Not to mention freeing more people from slavery than any single person has in the history of time.

re: #110 Karridine

dahozho is a Navajo phrase-- can mean several things, but generally, "a beautiful view" or "they are nice"

re: #115 Iron Fist

I guess he could have been worse. He could have been like Jack the Ripper, and went around chopping up hookers. that is damning with faint praise.

Jimmy Carter: at least he wasn't a serial killer.

But he counts too many of them among his personal friends.

re: #115 Iron Fist

Jimmy Carter: at least he wasn't a serial killer.

He is a serial enabler.

re: #112 CapeCoddah

That was a beautiful thing. Khomeni knew better than to even HINT at screwing with Reagan.

it was and right there Carter turned...I think he is disturbed from the whole incident...he is weak and unpricipled

re: #117 dahozho

dahozho is a Navajo phrase-- can mean several things, but generally, "a beautiful view" or "they are nice"

Going for the boob thread already?

re: #98 Iron Fist

I was too young to vote for Reagan, but I wasn't too young to understand how badly Carter had mismanaged the Country. I wasn't too young to remember the 444 Days of Shame that Carter put us through.

We had 50-60 people in the Embassy. An assault and military would response would have put the Mad Mullahs on notice. How many have we lost in the 30 years to Iranian sponsored terror?

All those who've died can in large part be laid at the spineless, balless Rabbit Bait.

re: #121 VegasRick

Going for the boob thread already?

That would be a "Natural" Boob thread.

re: #124 saberry0530

That would be a "Natural" Boob thread.

Well, we were talking about jimma.

re: #30 LoFlyer

This is way down-thread, but I have to say truer words were never spoken. Carter-Clinton kept the Ils (jong and kim) in power way past the expiration date. A legacy to be proud of I'm sure.

re: #119 solomonpanting

Jimmy Carter: at least he wasn't a serial killer.

He is a serial enabler.

Carter has the same excuse Ayers has.

re: #124 saberry0530

That would be a "Natural" Boob thread.

Saberry, why is it you seem to pop up any time somebody mentions "boob thread".

re: #121 VegasRick

Actually, it was the name of my cattery, but I've been told mine are nice on occasion.

re: #128 reine.de.tout

Saberry, why is it you seem to pop up any time somebody mentions "boob thread".

boobiedar?

re: #124 saberry0530

That would be a "Natural" Boob thread.

Being an open-minded sorta guy, I suggest that we allow some of our augmented friends in the door just to show that we're diverse when it really matters.

re: #128 reine.de.tout

Saberry, why is it you seem to pop up any time somebody mentions "boob thread".

Need you ask?

(huge smile)

re: #120 albusteve

it was and right there Carter turned...I think he is disturbed from the whole incident...he is weak and unpricipled

And those are his better qualities.

re: #101 CIA Reject
Now if only we can get Hillary Clinton to suggest to Obama to...
make it official US government policy to break the back of the Islamic fascist Mullahs in the US.
Let's work on the Chinese espionage as well...

re: #129 dahozho

Actually, it was the name of my cattery, but I've been told mine are nice on occasion.

Nice.

re: #134 notutopia

Now if only we can get Hillary Clinton to suggest to Obama to...
make it official US government policy to break the back of the Islamic fascist Mullahs in the US.
Let's work on the Chinese espionage as well...

I'm not holding my breath...

re: #133 CapeCoddah

And those are his better qualities.

probably so...I save my bloodthirst for truly special people...I hate to rag if you know what I mean...

re: #117 dahozho

Thank you. I was parsing through Chinese...

Navajo... okay!

re: #84 notutopia

Purell is the White House standard hand sanitizer.

/With the incoming admin they will need industrial strength, at the least.

Thanks. Seriously, I did not know that.

re: #134 notutopia

Riiight. As if. Remember Hil's Saudi 'advisor'? Would be nice, but ain't gonna happen.

What is it with these elitists and their (expletive deleted) appeasement?

Jimmah the Dimmah gave us the nightmare that is Iran, once our ally now our enemy.

re: #138 Karridine

Thank you. I was parsing through Chinese...

Navajo... okay!

one of the Dine?

So is this the Carter thread or the Dolly Parton thread now? At least Dolly makes more sense.

re: #143 rwmofo

So is this the Carter thread or the Dolly Parton thread now? At least Dolly makes more sense.

both qualify as boobs

re: #144 Shug

both qualify as boobs

Big boobs.

re: #143 rwmofo

So is this the Carter thread or the Dolly Parton thread now? At least Dolly makes more sense.

Dolly can sing.

re: #143 rwmofo

So is this the Carter thread or the Dolly Parton thread now? At least Dolly makes more sense.

Mammitat fot Humanity

re: #126 WitchDoctor

This is way down-thread, but I have to say truer words were never spoken. Carter-Clinton kept the Ils (jong and kim) in power way past the expiration date. A legacy to be proud of I'm sure.

The cruelty and suffering heaped on the people of North Korea, whether intentional or by accident, continues to be horrific nearly beyond description, Which!

Shame on Carter!

re: #144 Shug

both qualify as boobs

Carter is more like a moob, all you can say is ewww.

re: #142 albusteve

N'dagah. Just a lot of Navajo friends who were always amused that I could pick up dine' bizaad (Navajo language)!

re: #137 albusteve

probably so...I save my bloodthirst for truly special people...I hate to rag if you know what I mean...

Any American who sucks up to the murderers and crooks that he does IS one of those "Special People". The approval of such actions is just as heinous as the doing of them.

re: #148 Karridine

The cruelty and suffering heaped on the people of North Korea, whether intentional or by accident, continues to be horrific nearly beyond description, Which!

Shame on Carter!

And Iran...
And Zimbabwe...

Both those are entirely Carter's babies.

re: #146 Dianna

And when Jimmah gets thru with his dictator friends they are singing also.

re: #143 rwmofo

So is this the Carter thread or the Dolly Parton thread now? At least Dolly makes more sense.

They're related...Carter was one of the biggest boobs I've ever seen.

re: #142 albusteve

Clarify, please... ?

re: #146 Dianna

Dolly can sing.

And she is a truly good person.

re: #46 Luigi

Carter loves to accommodate the enemy. He accommodates every enemy from the Islamic world, he accommodates every enemy from the communist world. He is ashamed of America. That's why the world loves him. He needs to dress more like a courtesan, it becomes him.

re: #150 dahozho

N'dagah. Just a lot of Navajo friends who were always amused that I could pick up dine' bizaad (Navajo language)!

cool amigo...I am very impressed...a rare thing indeed

I wonder if Carter knew his buddy Arafat was a kiddie diddler and said nothing about it?

re: #153 saberry0530

And when Jimmah gets thru with his dictator friends they are singing also.

"We're in the money!"

Usually out of key.

re: #159 Shug

I wonder if Carter knew his buddy Arafat was a kiddie diddler and said nothing about it?

I was glad that arafat died on a Jewish holiday.

Heh. Well I guess there's always room for Dolly - or at least we'll make room for her.

re: #158 albusteve

cool amigo...I am very impressed...a rare thing indeed

you two gotta share with the rest of us.

re: #156 CapeCoddah

And she is a truly good person.

So I've been told. I don't really follow her, but I've liked quite a number of songs she's done.

re: #140 dahozho

They truly think that money and handshakes will solve the problems.
They are enablers and would never consider saying the word, NO!
Must have been taught to them in the PoliSci courses ?
/

re: #157 Joan

Carter loves to accommodate the enemy. He accommodates every enemy from the Islamic world, he accommodates every enemy from the communist world. He is ashamed of America. That's why the world loves him. He needs to dress more like a courtesan, it becomes him.

That's why the world loves him. He needs to dress more like a courtesan a $5 skanky meth whore, it becomes him.

Fixed Courtesans had much more class.

re: #161 VegasRick

I was glad that arafat died on a Jewish holiday.

WHATEVER day Arafat died on would have been a Jewish holiday.

/Old SNL joke about Idi Amin

re: #97 Sizzlack

Just so you know I was being sarcastic. Carter is a stupid ***bag.

I got the sarcasm and thought it was funny. I actually just think you're being too generous toward Carter by calling him stupid or senile. I'm pretty dense my self and rapidly heading for senility but I never caused double digit inflation and unemployment, gas shortages, or enabled genocidal madmen. I think Carter is smart enough to know what he was/is doing hurts his country. There is more of Dr. No than Dr. Evil about Carter. I guess we'll just have to agree about the ***bag part and leave the question of whether he is stupid or evil unsettled.

I saw Dolly Parton play with johnny Cash at Cheyenne Frontier days when I was a little tyke

re: #151 CapeCoddah

Any American who sucks up to the murderers and crooks that he does IS one of those "Special People". The approval of such actions is just as heinous as the doing of them.

I have no problem with that and youre right of course...it's just that I dont like to 'hate' if I can help it...Carter is doomed by his own hand regardless of my feelings...

re: #158 albusteve

(Amiga, actually!) Thanks! I've never been able to really concentrate on languages as much as I'd like...

re: #152 jcm

And Iran...
And Zimbabwe...

Both those are entirely Carter's babies.

I agree, and they're crippled nations, hellish in their cruelty... but I spent years on the NorK border, as a Korean linguist, and did NOT go near Zimbabwe or Iran, so my first-hand experience lends special weight (to me) to the suffering of the North Koreans!

It doesn't lessen or belittle the suffering of the Zimbabweans or the Iranians...

His suffering foreshadowed theirs...

OT: I'm going to make some quick salsa in my Magic Bullet (those are kinda handy little contraptions to have around) and I'm putting a tomato, a jalapeno and some onion in there. Any recommendations for any other ingredients?

re: #169 Shug

I saw Dolly Parton play with johnny Cash at Cheyenne Frontier days when I was a little tyke

Mmmm...might wanna rephrase that.

re: #173 rwmofo

OT: I'm going to make some quick salsa in my Magic Bullet (those are kinda handy little contraptions to have around) and I'm putting a tomato, a jalapeno and some onion in there. Any recommendations for any other ingredients?

Cilantro, and squeeze in just a bit of lemon. Or lime, if you prefer.

re: #175 Dianna

Oh, and don't forget to seed and drain the tomato!

re: #173 rwmofo

Pineapple and cilantro.

re: #173 rwmofo

cilantro, garlic

re: #173 rwmofo

Clove of garlic, some lemon rind, some black-pepper for tang... :D

re: #63 Iron Fist

I wouldn't piss down his throat if his guts were on fire.

Would you pour gasoline down his throat then? (As long as you didn't have to pay for it?)

re: #163 VegasRick

you two gotta share with the rest of us.

re: #171 dahozho

(Amiga, actually!) Thanks! I've never been able to really concentrate on languages as much as I'd like...

ah yes...I was presumptuous...my regards

re: #170 albusteve

I have no problem with that and youre right of course...it's just that I dont like to 'hate' if I can help it...Carter is doomed by his own hand regardless of my feelings...

I don't like hate either, but, there are those that truly deserve it. That is why we have identified that particular emotion. I have no problem hating murderers, maniacs, and those who prey on children and the elderly.

re: #172 Karridine

I agree, and they're crippled nations, hellish in their cruelty... but I spent years on the NorK border, as a Korean linguist, and did NOT go near Zimbabwe or Iran, so my first-hand experience lends special weight (to me) to the suffering of the North Koreans!

It doesn't lessen or belittle the suffering of the Zimbabweans or the Iranians...

His suffering foreshadowed theirs...

I know a family, close friends to our family, he was Iranian, he had a beautiful daughter my age. He was murder by one of the mullahs, the mullah then took his house, and made that lovely girl his 3rd wife. She later died under unknown circumstances.

Rabbit Bait's murderous incompetence is very personal.

re: #169 Shug

I saw Dolly Parton play with johnny Cash at Cheyenne Frontier days when I was a little tyke

So have you ever seen Johnny Cash play with Derek & the Dominoes?

re: #173 rwmofo

OT: I'm going to make some quick salsa in my Magic Bullet (those are kinda handy little contraptions to have around) and I'm putting a tomato, a jalapeno and some onion in there. Any recommendations for any other ingredients?

lime juice
apple cider vinegar ( a dash )
garlic
cilantro
pepper
salt

re: #177 notutopia

Pineapple? fresh?

HABANERO baby

Thanks y'all. How'd I forget the garlic? Must be the Anheisers.

re: #173 rwmofo

OT: I'm going to make some quick salsa in my Magic Bullet (those are kinda handy little contraptions to have around) and I'm putting a tomato, a jalapeno and some onion in there. Any recommendations for any other ingredients?

make some pico de gallo...don't get in yer eye-o, unless you want to cry-o...

I like Serrano chiles a lot.
good flavor, not too much heat ( for my guests who tend to be weak )

I like the heat

re: #187 Shug

HABANERO baby

You're tougher than I am. OK, but maybe just a little (muy paquito).

re: #114 nyc redneck

he seeks to hurt america because he was so soundly rejected by citizens after his disastrous 1st term.
the old buzzard is a vindictive s.o.b.

re: #104 albusteve
and you know Kholmeini (sp?) bitchslappped him all year...it was an enormous humiliation for the american people...he rolled for them...in the end he had to submit to reagan...it broke him

Kohl-eyed Catamite traitor.

(catamite, my word for the week, and a good one it is, came in right handy). Next week's word: eunuch

re: #79 notutopia

Then why are those little sand timers only 3 minutes?

Shell if I know.

re: #192 rwmofo

a little bit of habanero goes a long way.

like halfway around the world

re: #190 Shug

I like Serrano chiles a lot.
good flavor, not too much heat ( for my guests who tend to be weak )

I like the heat

Are serranos hotter than jalapenos?

re: #163 VegasRick

Navajo is a very, very complex language. While our English is noun-based, Navajo is a verb-based language. The tenses are not only telling you how many objects are under discussion, but also if they are flexible, near, far, hard, soft, etc., etc. There are also sounds that English does not have and are very difficult for non-Navajo speakers to properly pronounce. One really needs to grow up speaking it to be really fluent.

You also have to be really careful about what you're saying. A friend related a story to me about a young man, a tribal member who was really trying to learn his language, addressing a meeting of their National Council. I forget what the topic had been, but he wanted to say that they should have a public ceremony of dedication for something. What he actually said was they should have a ceremony of public urination. Oops. Everyone took it in good humor, but the poor guy!

re: #157 Joan

Carter loves to accommodate the enemy. He accommodates every enemy from the Islamic world, he accommodates every enemy from the communist world. He is ashamed of America. That's why the world loves him. He needs to dress more like a courtesan, it becomes him.

someone should tell him that the thuggish brutes who he coddles and enables, despise him and find him revolting and cowardly and weak.
they suffer his presence because he is a useful idiot.
they sense he is a sick, easily manipulated old fool w/ a perverse personal agenda.

I have a vague recollection that Carter did some un-authorized negotiations with the Norks that caught the Clinton Administration off guard.

Something about giving them nuclear power plant technology if the promised not to try to build a bomb.

re: #191 Iron Fist

I really wonder how much money Iran gave the Obama campaign? I wonder if Obama even knows.

Iran is pretty net savvy, Lots of small donations came Obama's way.

BBIAB, my daughter's stranded, either the radiator or a hose let go, gotta go on a rescue mission. At least it happened at a friends house, so she is warm and safe.
It does not matter how old they get, when they call and say "I need help", you still panic.

re: #196 rwmofo

Are serranos hotter than jalapenos?

/The Scoville Heat Scale

re: #195 Shug

a little bit of habanero goes a long way.

like halfway around the world

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time - Steven Wright.

I love beef nachos laced with jalapenos mates! About 5 years ago I had some with fresh Jalapenos and it blew 'me head off. My friends still laugh about it!

re: #201 CapeCoddah

BBIAB, my daughter's stranded, either the radiator or a hose let go, gotta go on a rescue mission. At least it happened at a friends house, so she is warm and safe.
It does not matter how old they get, when they call and say "I need help", you still panic.

Good luck. Mine got "stranded" last night and needed rescuing - after a school event, left her car in the parking lot and went with some friends to grab a bite to eat- when she got back, the parking lot was locked, her car inside.

re: #183 jcm

Agreed, Carter's murderous incompetence and anti-American efforts wreak REAL, personal suffering for good people in the nations he (Carter) affected...

And those suffering are NOT all Baha'is, JCM!

Guests are finally arriving for dinner, so I'm out.

Have a good evening!

heh, even POS Ted Rall is bailing on " The One"

read the comments section. priceless.
Ted Rall is now an agent of Rush Limbaugh.

Liberalism is a mental disorder!

re: #182 CapeCoddah

I don't like hate either, but, there are those that truly deserve it. That is why we have identified that particular emotion. I have no problem hating murderers, maniacs, and those who prey on children and the elderly.

whatever those people deserve is a personal thing I suppose...I dont need hate to motivate me...I will pull the plug on a child molester as swiftly as you would...hate is not part of the equation for me...

re: #197 dahozho

Navajo is a very, very complex language. While our English is noun-based, Navajo is a verb-based language. The tenses are not only telling you how many objects are under discussion, but also if they are flexible, near, far, hard, soft, etc., etc. There are also sounds that English does not have and are very difficult for non-Navajo speakers to properly pronounce. One really needs to grow up speaking it to be really fluent.

You also have to be really careful about what you're saying. A friend related a story to me about a young man, a tribal member who was really trying to learn his language, addressing a meeting of their National Council. I forget what the topic had been, but he wanted to say that they should have a public ceremony of dedication for something. What he actually said was they should have a ceremony of public urination. Oops. Everyone took it in good humor, but the poor guy!

Funny story!

re: #168 Neo Con since 9-11

My money's on both stupid and evil.

OT: Looking at random websites, I happened across an ad that made me laugh:

Two Bytes Are Better Than One

I don't know what year it's from, but judging by his shirt collar and hair, it's mid-'70s.

"The full power of this 16-bit TMS 9900 Microprocessor is now available with the unique combination of reliable hardward [sic] and fast, easy to use software."

Well, I guess it was unique at the time...

The ad goes on to say the single-board super-starter set can be yours for under $400. The Full SS-16 features "up to 65K of memory, mini-floppy or full floppy disks, a 4800 baud digital cassette, 64 color video option..."

//Wow. I gotta get me one'a them.

re: #202 Killian Bundy

/The Scoville Heat Scale

That was quick. How many explosions did you cause in 8th grade Science class?

re: #184 rwmofo

So have you ever seen Johnny Cash play with Derek & the Dominoes?

Hell, with Carl Perkins thrown in too! That was some sweet guitar playing there!

re: #202 Killian Bundy

/The Scoville Heat Scale

Besides the attempt at humor, thanks. That IS informative.

Carter & 0bama sure do like to keep company with scumbags, don't they?

re: #197 dahozho

One can ask the Japanese, for verification on that one.

re: #212 rwmofo

That was quick. How many explosions did you cause in 8th grade Science class?

I probably have 60% of the list in my collection.
That Blairs 3am IS TOUGH ON THE TONGUE!

re: #211 Steffan

My money's on both stupid and evil.

OT: Looking at random websites, I happened across an ad that made me laugh:

Two Bytes Are Better Than One

I don't know what year it's from, but judging by his shirt collar and hair, it's mid-'70s.

"The full power of this 16-bit TMS 9900 Microprocessor is now available with the unique combination of reliable hardward [sic] and fast, easy to use software."

Well, I guess it was unique at the time...

The ad goes on to say the single-board super-starter set can be yours for under $400. The Full SS-16 features "up to 65K of memory, mini-floppy or full floppy disks, a 4800 baud digital cassette, 64 color video option..."

//Wow. I gotta get me one'a them.

We had to start somewhere mate! We can laugh at the puny power compared to modern computers, but 'me hats off to those that started the personal computer revolution. This blog owes a lot to 'em mates!

re: #215 Crusty

Carter & 0bama sure do like to keep company with scumbags, don't they?

Thugs are their heros, Carter and Obama groupies.

re: #215 Crusty

Carter & 0bama sure do like to keep company with scumbags, don't they?

Why do I think of bird feathers?

re: #55 traderjoe9

Our next President is willing to do exactly the same thing, by meeting the likes of Assad and Ahamadinejad.

And will vote "Present" when Tel Aviv gets nuked by the Iranians. Mother frakkin' bastard!

re: #197 dahozho

I love the story of the Code Talkers who served with the US military in WWII. They must have puzzled the heck out of the Japanese.

re: #211 Steffan

...The ad goes on to say the single-board super-starter set can be yours for under $400. The Full SS-16 features "up to 65K of memory ...

Well, we did manage to send men to the moon and back with less...

re: #222 Kenneth

I love the story of the Code Talkers who served with the US military in WWII. They must have puzzled the heck out of the Japanese.

Quite likely the Japanese's first true use of the F word, prior to Hiroshima and Nagasaki...

/What The F**k was that!

re: #222 Kenneth

I love the story of the Code Talkers who served with the US military in WWII. They must have puzzled the heck out of the Japanese.

Well the Japs puzzled the hell out of the US before and during WWII. Their Kamikazes would scare the hell out of anyone...

Awesome...he's like ex-President Fletch

"hug a cop"

why can't this guy enjoy his office in Atlanta and his pension?

re: #216 Elcid

A friend who was teaching a Navajo class once wondered if she should be teaching a Japanese national who was a student... and she was only partially joking, but it was all right. That's the problem with so many of the indigenous languages dying out-- we won't be able to use them again during the next big conflict. (While the Navajo codetalkers are the best known, other tribes also have served in this capacity, from WWI forward.)

Has Carter ever met a Jew-hating bastard he didn't love?

re: #217 saberry0530

I probably have 60% of the list in my collection.
That Blairs 3am IS TOUGH ON THE TONGUE!

June Cleaver to Ward "Geez Ward I think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night".

re: #222 Kenneth

I love the story of the Code Talkers who served with the US military in WWII. They must have puzzled the heck out of the Japanese.

And as a turn on that, Japanese-American troops used Japanese in Europe when the Germans had captured a radio and were speaking accent-free English.

re: #225 LoFlyer

Frightening... but were the kamekazes actually an effective weapon?

re: #229 VegasRick

June Cleaver to Ward "Geez Ward I think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night".

Dirtiest thing ever said on public tv during the early 60's.

Dixie Chicks singer sued for defamation

Dixie Chicks singer Natalie Maines is the target of a defamation lawsuit by the stepfather of one of three 8-year-old boys slain in 1993.

Maines spoke out for three people convicted of the slayings and alleged the stepfather was instead involved in the killings.

/what a shame

re: #232 saberry0530

Dirtiest thing ever said on public tv during the early 60's.

Yep.

re: #233 Killian Bundy

She sure runs her mouth a lot when her brain isn't attached.

re: #232 saberry0530

Dirtiest thing ever said on public tv during the early 60's.

I'm glad Mandy isn't here to *whack* me!

re: #229 VegasRick

June Cleaver to Ward "Geez Ward I think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night".

Nowadays it would be a TV commercian

Ward wasn't as hard on the Beaver as he wanted to be last night. But with Cialis that's no longer a problem

re: #231 Kenneth

Frightening... but were the kamekazes actually an effective weapon?

Seems like they gave some other people ideas... and shows what happens when a society (religious or national) gives up the capacity for independent thought.

re: #218 LoFlyer

We had to start somewhere mate! We can laugh at the puny power compared to modern computers, but 'me hats off to those that started the personal computer revolution. This blog owes a lot to 'em mates!

True.

First PC I ever played with was a friend's two-floppy Tandy, 20-odd years ago. I played "Maniac Mansion" on that one (never got through it).

re: #237 Shug

Nowadays it would be a TV commercian

Ward wasn't as hard on the Beaver as he wanted to be last night. But with Cialis that's no longer a problem

That sir, deserved an upding!

re: #232 saberry0530

ROFLMAO!

(I had no idea June was such a hot vixen!)

re: #211 Steffan

I don't know what year it's from, but judging by his shirt collar and hair, it's mid-'70s.

It looks like Tommy Vance, the bbc radio 1 dj who presented the friday Rock Show in the 70's and 80's.

re: #236 VegasRick

I'm glad Mandy isn't here to *whack* me!

She *whacked * me yesterday, but I deserved it.

re: #238 dahozho

Seems like they gave some other people ideas... and shows what happens when a society (religious or national) gives up the capacity for independent thought.

The few who actually GOT THROUGH America's defensive shield of lead WERE EFFECTIVE, and actually killed Americans and maimed many more... but all in all, no, their sacrifice was NOT sufficient to effect a real change in the outcome of the war...

re: #231 Kenneth

Frightening... but were the Kamikazes actually an effective weapon?

Look at what happened to the Franklin and a dozen other carriers and you will have no doubt that they were effective, at least at the beginning of the campaign. A lot of burned sailors and sunk 'cans will testify to the efficiency of the first "human cruise missiles" mate.

re: #240 VegasRick

That sir, deserved an upding!

That's what she said

Consider this a public service announcement. If you handle habanero peppers, make sure you wash your hands very well before you take your next piss.

Hey Smiley ! HUG THIS !

I LOATHE JIMMY CARTER!

Navy 34, Army 0

BEAT ARMY, SIR!

"...all hands are reminded to shut off all lights, running water, and electrical appliances, lock all confidencial lockers, and open all doors. Time, tide, and formation wait for no man. I'm now shoving off. Five minutes, sir!"

re: #186 BignJames

I use what ever is in season. I use peaches and mango too.
Makes for a nice balanced acid/alkaline salsa.
If I use pineapple in the can, I don't add extra lime because of the citric acid in the juice.
If I use peaches or mango, I add 1tsp. more lemon juice.
It's a nice change from the standard just tomatoe based salsa.

re: #244 Karridine

No, not the WWII outcome, but then fast forward to Beirut and etc. Sigh.

re: #243 saberry0530

She *whacked * me yesterday, but I deserved it.

That sound like my Dad, when I was a kid. My bros and sisses and I always say that we were abused when we were kids, and earned every bit of it!

Posting from Nokia N72, in Afghanistan!

re: #247 David Simon

Consider this a public service announcement. If you handle habanero peppers, make sure you wash your hands very well before you take your next piss.

And never rub your eyes mate!

Just dropped in, but I see y'all are being a little too naughty right now.

~ BBIAW

re: #247 David Simon

Woe! Must ALWAYS be careful with hot peppers followed by touching THE MOST HIGHLY SENSORY-NERVED ORGAN in the male human body...

'discomfort' doesn't EVEN begin to describe it! :D

re: #238 dahozho

Yes. The weird thing is the idea of war by suicide is horribly appealing to a particular type of person, or cult, but it is never a winning strategy. As Paton pointed out, he did not intend to die for his country, but to make the other bastard die for his. That's how wars are won. Suicide bombing has been a strategic failure for Palestinians and the AQ in Iraq. And it looks like the Taliban/AQ are about to repeat it. Pakistan is pretty much getting ready to be a national suicide bomb.

re: #253 haakondahl

Posting from Nokia N72, in Afghanistan!

The world is so small now, you can't pull it on over thick socks.

re: #254 LoFlyer

re: #247 David Simon

Consider this a public service announcement. If you handle habanero peppers, make sure you wash your hands very well before you take your next piss.

And never rub your eyes mate!

Or pick your nose.

re: #254 LoFlyer

And never rub your eyes mate!

Especially if you wear contact lenses.

/made that mistake too.

re: #253 haakondahl

Dude!

re: #256 Karridine

Woe! Must ALWAYS be careful with hot peppers followed by touching THE MOST HIGHLY SENSORY-NERVED ORGAN in the male human body...

'discomfort' doesn't EVEN begin to describe it! :D

I literally squatted in a bucket of water for half an hour until the pain went away.

re: #232 saberry0530

Dirtiest thing ever said on public tv during the early 60's.

unintentionally..Soupy Sales got away with a quasi intentional one once..he was doing his little skit with the Pooky puppet...so he and pooky are at the blackboard and soupy takes the chalk and prints a F on the black board, he asks Pooky what letter is that? Pooky says K..Soupy says..no,no,no,..writes an F again...asks Pooky What letter is that?..Pooky says F..goes on a couple of more times with the same answer, so Souply then asks Pooky ""How come everytime I write F you see K?"...get it?..everytime I write F, U C K...

re: #247 David Simon

Consider this a public service announcement. If you handle habanero peppers, make sure you wash your hands very well before you take your next piss.

Scanning through, came across this in the middle of all the talk about June Cleaver and Jimmy Carter - made me laugh out loud!

re: #247 David Simon

Consider this a public service announcement. If you handle habanero peppers, make sure you wash your hands very well before you take your next piss.

A few years ago I put some jalapenos on my sandwich, then took the contacts out a few minutes later. I had washed my hands very well before touching my eyes, but the jalapenos seem to keep on giving.