Blind to the obvious. He that hath ears let him hear. He that hath eyes let him see.

For bonus confusion on the part of the little farkers, they just don't know what to make of the pro-evolution stance either.

Moonbat heads exploding! What fun!

I love reading LGF, mainly because Charles is a rational conservative but his site attracts the entire conservative spectrum, so it's hilarious to see the WHARGARBLE ensue when he posts something against creationism, for example.

WHARGARBLE? What the hell is that?

re: #4 wahabicorridor

WHARGARBLE? What the hell is that?

I was just wondering that myself.

re: #4 wahabicorridor

WHARGARBLE? What the hell is that?

[Link: www.urbandictionary.com...]

What in the fark? Rationality and wisdom from wingnuts? Shocka!

(gleeful grins thinking of mass consternation in the Farkian Kingdom...)

Nirth Certifikit changes to Mirth Certifikit for Christmas!

Conform to my preconceived notions of you, dammit!

re: #6 Fat Jolly Penguin

Ah - thank yew!

The craziness of that scale is that Commie and Fascist should be on the same side. It's sad to think that the left has succeeded in labeling those of a conservative bent that Fascism is a right side of the aisle mentality, when it's the exact opposite.

Just received a new email to the Mohammed Image Archive.

I wish I could convey visually how it looked: huge fonts, in vivid red colors, capital letters, etc. Here's what it said (imagine it ten times as big):

---

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!?!?!?!

YOU Know if i report this site i could take you to court!

NO...ACCTUALLY I'LL PUT IT UP ON MEDIA SO THE WHOLE MUSLIM COMMUNITY AROUND THE WHOLE WORLD CAN SEE IT!

YOU KNOW THIS IS RACIST TO THE ISLAMIC MUSLIM COMMUNITY

YOU HAVE 5 DAYS TO DELETE THIS SITE BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE MEDIA AND THE POLICE!

[Link: www.zombietime.com...]
[Link: www.zombietime.com...]

DELETE THESE TWO PAGES BEFORE I ROPRT YOU TO THE POLICE AND THE MEDIA

AND THATS A PROMISE

5 DAYS!

REMEMBER I'M WATCHING YOU!

Is the lizardoid army just like the Nazis

No, the Nazis had much cooler uniforms.

/

Speaking as a regular Farker, they tend to view LGF as a right-wing hate-site, and regularly post comments proving how Charles Johnson is an Arab-hating redneck,

Here's a funny analysis from one of the fark commenters near the end of the comment string. I think I've seen a mirror image (allowing for a few changes in detail) stated here a number of times:

"Left wing culture is fundamentally based in reason. Our ideas were arrived at through reason, and therefore we believe that by sharing the intellectual process that led us to those ideas, we can convert others to believe them.

Right wing culture is based in faith. Faith in God, faith that the free market works, faith that the government cannot be trusted. You can't convince someone to share your faith, since you have no evidence to back it up. You just have to shout down their faith and bully them into abandoning it."

I

love reading LGF, mainly because Charles is a rational conservative but his site attracts the entire conservative spectrum, so it's hilarious to see the WHARGARBLE ensue when he posts something against creationism, for example.

Charles posts rational thoughts concerning evolution all the time. I guess these folks must think that all conservatives are "young earth" christo-fascists who continually beat people over the head with the Bible.

Newsflash farktards, conservatives are a rational bunch with a plethora of views. The difference between you and us is that we are rational whereas you guys thrive on irrational hatred and a complete disregard for the facts.

re: #12 zombie

"Reported to the media"! I love it!

re: #11 tnarey

The craziness of that scale is that Commie and Fascist should be on the same side. It's sad to think that the left has succeeded in labeling those of a conservative bent that Fascism is a right side of the aisle mentality, when it's the exact opposite.

Authoritarianism of any stripe meet at some point, whether originating from the right or left. When they do, explanations are moot.

re: #12 zombie

Do keep us updated Zombie, I'd love to see this one go to court.

re: #12 zombie

Just received a new email to the Mohammed Image Archive.

I wish I could convey visually how it looked: huge fonts, in vivid red colors, capital letters, etc. Here's what it said (imagine it ten times as big):

REMEMBER I'M WATCHING YOU!

Do you ever reply, "Why?"

re: #12 zombie

LOL! Keep us posted zombie - I want to be around when his head explodes...

The "fake" birth certificate issue is back?

This looks like a perfect opportunity for me to...yawn.

re: #12 zombie

YOU Know if i report this site i could take you to court!

Must be a Canadian.

The Farkers get a little too caught up in their juvenile word play, while sometimes humorous, it is not a substitute for actual knowledge.

re: #22 rwmofo

I know.

A friend of mine was intrigued by it. I just groaned.

re: #12 zombie

Just received a new email to the Mohammed Image Archive.

I wish I could convey visually how it looked: huge fonts, in vivid red colors, capital letters, etc. Here's what it said (imagine it ten times as big):

---

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!?!?!?!

YOU Know if i report this site i could take you to court!

NO...ACCTUALLY I'LL PUT IT UP ON MEDIA SO THE WHOLE MUSLIM COMMUNITY AROUND THE WHOLE WORLD CAN SEE IT!

YOU KNOW THIS IS RACIST TO THE ISLAMIC MUSLIM COMMUNITY

YOU HAVE 5 DAYS TO DELETE THIS SITE BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE MEDIA AND THE POLICE!

[Link: www.zombietime.com...]
[Link: www.zombietime.com...]

DELETE THESE TWO PAGES BEFORE I ROPRT YOU TO THE POLICE AND THE MEDIA

AND THATS A PROMISE

5 DAYS!

REMEMBER I'M WATCHING YOU!

Damn, Zombie.

He/She/It is "WATCHING YOU"!
And wants you to remember that.

I'm truly always curious how the "Islamic Muslim community" is a "race" exactly.

re: #11 tnarey

The craziness of that scale is that Commie and Fascist .

Fascists are for national socialism, and commies for international socialism. That is the sum total of difference.

Both insist on a very strong state with more and more authority. And the consequent shrinking of personal liberty.

Charles, every time you post about the nirth certifikit, I think Hasbro has a new toy out.

NERF!

re: #16 Jetpilot1101

conservatives are a rational bunch with a plethora of views

"Jefe... what is a 'plethora'?"

CDIAB

Cognitive Dissonance Is A Bitch.

re: #12 zombie

I Keeel Suuue You!

re: #15 jaunte

Sure, we all want to think we're rational and the other guy isn't, but I'll agree with your poster. The left likes to think (!) they are empiricists and have no preconceptions, while the right tends to start from some kind of basis, be it religion or the status quo, and work from that. The right has faith in *something*, the left starts by rejecting the very idea of faith - yeah right they have faith in their rejection of faith, but still, to a first approximation, I think it's a fair description.

re: #12 zombie

YOU HAVE 5 DAYS TO DELETE THIS SITE BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE MEDIA AND THE POLICE!

Free publicity!

For me it isn't so much the question of the birth certificate and his birth status, its his arrogance in refusing the answer a reasonable question. A citizen (911 Truther or no, still a citizen) raised the question because he felt the information available was not conclusive. Obama's response was basically to lawyer up and stonewall the question.

re: #17 Occasional Reader

"Reported to the media"! I love it!

Yeah, especially since I get several emails a week from members of the media asking permission to use one or more of the images in this or that publication or show. The media actually loves the Archive, because it saves them a lot of work tracking down the images they want!

Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?

Am I a hate-filled fanatic, or a pretty reasonable guy? Is the lizardoid army just like the Nazis, or are they a bunch of rational thinkers? Stay tuned for the next thrilling episode.

COMPLEX! I can see the smoke pouring out of the Fark/Farkette ears.

re: #12 zombie

REMEMBER I'M WATCHING YOUJOO!

Yeah right, who woulda thunk, when you put up a web site, that somebody would be watching?

re: #12 zombie

Just received a new email to the Mohammed Image Archive.

I wish I could convey visually how it looked: huge fonts, in vivid red colors, capital letters, etc. Here's what it said (imagine it ten times as big):

---

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!?!?!?!

YOU Know if i report this site i could take you to court!

NO...ACCTUALLY I'LL PUT IT UP ON MEDIA SO THE WHOLE MUSLIM COMMUNITY AROUND THE WHOLE WORLD CAN SEE IT!

YOU KNOW THIS IS RACIST TO THE ISLAMIC MUSLIM COMMUNITY

YOU HAVE 5 DAYS TO DELETE THIS SITE BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE MEDIA AND THE POLICE!

[Link: www.zombietime.com...]
[Link: www.zombietime.com...]

DELETE THESE TWO PAGES BEFORE I ROPRT YOU TO THE POLICE AND THE MEDIA

AND THATS A PROMISE

5 DAYS!

REMEMBER I'M WATCHING YOU!

How does one "ROPRT" someone?

re: #33 buzzsawmonkey

You never heard of a plethorasaurus before? There were lots of them.

They had skin like Pleather?

re: #12 zombie

Somewhere in the 57 states an arrest warrant will be pending for "Zombie", description: About 5'8", light complexion with slight green tint, mussed up black or dark brown hair, slightly clumsy and slow moving, enjoys being tasered bro, caution: special diet muslim brains.

Zombie - beware the 12th of December.

And wouldn't you know, it is a Friday!

Pardon me, if I don't give a fat rodent's posterior what the Farkheads think.

re: #18 rawmuse

Authoritarianism in the extreme may meet at meet, but I was referring to the history of the terms, not the particulars of what they have come to mean in today's world.

The Fascists were pretty much the same as the Nazis (National Socialists) except without the persecution complex. The Communists were all about world-wide socialism. This is why I said they should have been on the same side, rather than opposites of the scale...

The only thing I can conceive of when looking at it, is that it only appears as a bar since you looking at it straight down, when you see it from any other angle you will see a triangle with Commie and Fascists on the bottom end on either point and LGF being at the top.

re: #19 Jetpilot1101

Do keep us updated Zombie, I'd love to see this one go to court.

re: #21 wahabicorridor

LOL! Keep us posted zombie - I want to be around when his head explodes...

It won't go to court, but I think his head will definitely explode.

Clean up crew to Halifax, UK! (Suburb of Bradford, which is where his IP traced to.)

Speaking of being reported to the media; George Will puts the smackdown on the "Fairness Doctrine".

Further subverting the "scarcity" rationale for government supervision of broadcast content, some liberals now say: The problem is not maldistribution of opinion and information but too much of both. Until recently, liberals fretted that the media were homogenizing America into blandness. Now they say speech management by government is needed because of a different scarcity -- the public's attention, which supposedly is overloaded by today's information cornucopia.

And these worrywarts say the proliferation of radio, cable, satellite broadcasting and Internet choices allows people to choose their own universe of commentary, which takes us far from the good old days when everyone had the communitarian delight of gathering around the cozy campfire of the NBC-ABC-CBS oligopoly. Being a liberal is exhausting when you must simultaneously argue for illiberal policies on the basis of dangerous scarcity and menacing abundance.

re: #12 zombie

I need to get a website going just so I can have a wider appreciation of the level to which I piss people off. I periodically get confirmation and it gives me a similar sensation as the times when a lovely lady smiles at me (emphasis on similar).

re: #20 Dianna

Do you ever reply, "Why?"

I never reply.I don't want to give them my IP.

re: #23 Occasional Reader

Must be a Canadian.

British.

re: #32 itellu3times

I thought it was an interesting counterpoint to the idea of the right 'thinking' that the left was wrong or mistaken in their ideas, and the left "feeling" that the right was nasty or evil.

Farkers are a bit confused because LGF won't fit into either the right wing or left wing mold.

Here's a cluebat for the Farkers:
Where the truth lies, there ye shall find us

re: #48 zombie

Clean up crew to Halifax, UK!

UK was my second guess. Where, yes, it's also, unfortunately, quite conceivable to get the courts (and police!) involved over a website like yours.

Thank you, once again, o ye Framers of the Constitution.

re: #43 anotherindyfilmguy
"caution: special diet muslim brains."
Please proceed with caution approaching zombie as zombie gets NOTHING to eat.

What would be really funny about the birth certificate deal would be if it all turned out to be true and the election was invalidated... can you imagine how insufferable truther types would be if a major conspiracy theory turned out to be true?

re: #41 Dustyvet

I don't know the specifics, but maybe "Religion Of Peace Rudimentary Training" is a required prerequisite - or learning to spell or something.

re: #51 zombie

I never reply.I don't want to give them my IP.

Quite right, too.

re: #34 Killgore Trout

Free publicity!

I know. I should hire this guy as a Public Relations agent.

OK folks it's been grand as usual but the Geek Squad is minutes away and I have to get off this computer so they can install the new one and set it up and data transfer and all kinds of stuff! LOL!
I hope you all have a great day and that I get the chance to see you (from my new computer) down the road!

Charles,

The video link in "Videos" under the title of "Secret Translation of Obama Acceptance Speech" has been pulled. If you can, please remove that link so Lizards aren't going to a dead link. Thanks.

re: #57 anotherindyfilmguy

What would be really funny about the birth certificate deal would be if it all turned out to be true and the election was invalidated... can you imagine how insufferable truther types would be if a major conspiracy theory turned out to be true?

No, please!

Because Biden would break down in gibbering madness inside a week, and we'd have Nancy Pelosi for president.

The thought just makes me ill.

re: #48 zombie

It won't go to court, but I think his head will definitely explode.

Clean up crew to Halifax, UK! (Suburb of Bradford, which is where his IP traced to.)

I'm sure the West Yorkshire Police will give this their highest priority...

When hell freezes over...:)

re: #33 buzzsawmonkey

You never heard of a plethorasaurus before? There were lots of them.

Ahhh, yes, my boys. the plethorasaurus. A mighty beast. Used to roam the plains in their millions, moving south in the winter, grazing their way north in the summers. Peaceful critters, migrated with the noble naugais.

Sadly, their hides were too valuable. Indiscriminate hunting for the plether and haugahides led to their extinction.

I blame Bush.

re: #61 realwest

OK folks it's been grand as usual but the Geek Squad is minutes away

And why are you afraid of a Geek Squad?! You've been a jungle warfare instructor, fer pete's sake! I think you can take 'em!

re: #23 Occasional Reader

Must be a Canadian.

Yeah, a jihadist would just say I KEEL YOU.

Zombie - Aren't those images from other sources and linked? Is there a reason that media types feel compelled to ask permission to use them from you, or are they trying to credit the work you did to collect them in the first place. Just curious, since the media normally feels free to rip off blogs without attribution.

Left wing culture is fundamentally based in reason. Our ideas were arrived at through reason, and therefore we believe that by sharing the intellectual process that led us to those ideas, we can convert others to believe them...

...by forcefully enrolling them at reeducation camps.

Still the best video on YouTube - How Modern Liberals Think

re: #36 buzzsawmonkey

He can "report to the media" all he wants; the media will run from the Mohammed Image Archive as from a plague hut.

Actually, no: The media may refuse to run the Danish cartoons, but more often than you'd think, documentatians or essayists want to have one or more of those "Islamic Depictions of Mohammed with Face Hidden" medieval images in their film or article. You wouldn't believe how many emails I get from media people asking me about copyright issues.

re: #59 Dianna

BTW, I inaugurated the Kimber yesterday at my range.

Also, field stripped and cleaned it, which was easy. Re-assembly... a bit less easy. The owner's manual literally says, "just do the breakdown steps in reverse order". Uh, those are lousy instructions!

re: #15 jaunte

I also see in that comment the ever present desire of people to superimpose OTHER scales on the left-right scale. The most typical superimpositions are of religion/faith and patriotism. Although there is certainly correlation in this country, there are atheists on the far right and ferverently faithful on the far left. And while patriotism is typically most strong on the right in the US, many a Marxist loves their Marxist country.

The best example of this isn't in this country, but in places like Iran or Saudi Arabia, where it is religious faith that is driving the desire for a strong authoritarian government that controls all actions and punishes any personal choices that go against the religion. This is leftist thought, not right-wing, although leftists are quick to call them "far right" because they are extremely religious.

The favorite tactic of the left, though, is to equate racism with rightism. If they define racism as a right-wing characteristic, then by the reverse, all right wingers are racist, and their "proof" is circular logic.

I've seen people at LGF fall for this every week, and when they see the racism in the far left, they make statements that far right and far left bend around to meet each other. But I've never seen anything to show that people like the Klan are 'far right.'

re: #72 Occasional Reader

BTW, I inaugurated the Kimber yesterday at my range.

Also, field stripped and cleaned it, which was easy. Re-assembly... a bit less easy. The owner's manual literally says, "just do the breakdown steps in reverse order". Uh, those are lousy instructions!

In basic training in 1967, one of our platoon members field stripped an M-14, then put it back together with three parts left over...The DI was very "ahem" pleased...

Well Charles, It is NOT just you that they mock or accuse of religious bias.
They accuse EVERYONE of us here that we advocate and spawn Conservative Right Wing Hate.
It is their opinion that ALL of us are controlled by your Wizardry and that we have no individual minds of our own.
Well, FARK, please stay away from our site and you won't have to concern yourself with all the logical debate that takes place here. If you want to wallow in your beliefs without question...so be it...great.
Truth be told, though you come here wishing you COULD participate in the discussions but you haven't the ability due to your own fear of finding TRUTH.
Pity the fools...

re: #72 Occasional Reader

That is why I am a Glock fan. They reassemble like a dream.

re: #73 buzzsawmonkey

In other words, they're happy to use the images as long as they can tell the bomb-belt boys to look you up instead of them.

But they won't be able to "look up" zombie, at least not in any tangible, physical sense. Zombie is a being of pure energy who inhabits the internet. That's my latest theory.

re: #12 zombie

You ought to post it on your blog with the headers intact.

Who needs SNL when we've got idiots like this to watch?

re: #74 Silhouette

Can I please give more than one upding for that post?

re: #75 Dustyvet

In basic training in 1967, one of our platoon members field stripped an M-14, then put it back together with three parts left over...The DI was very "ahem" pleased...

Well, sure, that made it lighter.

re: #72 Occasional Reader

BTW, I inaugurated the Kimber yesterday at my range.

Also, field stripped and cleaned it, which was easy. Re-assembly... a bit less easy. The owner's manual literally says, "just do the breakdown steps in reverse order". Uh, those are lousy instructions!

Lousy instructions reduce production costs:)

re: #12 zombie

No seriously, Zombie, he's in your closet, get out of there!
/

YOU KNOW THIS IS RACIST TO THE ISLAMIC MUSLIM COMMUNITY

As opposed to the Jewish Muslims or maybe the Amish Muslims?

re: #29 Occasional Reader

"Jefe... what is a 'plethora'?"

Can it be that El Guapo is ongry at something else and displacing the onger onto me?

From the top of the Fark page:

Little Green Footballs getting hate mail from its readers for not being hateful enough

Please can't we all hate a little more? I'll bake cupcakes with little sprinkles on top for everyone if we will.

But first, I want a little more information: Who are we supposed to be hating and why?

re: #72 Occasional Reader

BTW, I inaugurated the Kimber yesterday at my range.

Also, field stripped and cleaned it, which was easy. Re-assembly... a bit less easy. The owner's manual literally says, "just do the breakdown steps in reverse order". Uh, those are lousy instructions!

They are, aren't they? The first time I stripped it, I thought, "Oh, that's not too bad - a little more complex than my Ruger, but not bad." Then I spent almost an hour on reassembly.

I'm faster now.

BTW, how was your first session? The only thing I wasn't used to was that lovely trigger pressure - I was used to my Ruger, which is much "scratchier" on the pull, and has a hard break point. After the first box, I was no longer squeezing too hard, and I started producing the "mickey mouse" groups.

Great gun!

re: #48 zombie

It won't go to court, but I think his head will definitely explode.

Clean up crew to Halifax, UK! (Suburb of Bradford, which is where his IP traced to.)

A very good piece by Theodore Dalrymple that deals with Bradford:

The Man Who Predicted the Race Riots

re: #77 rawmuse

That is why I am a Glock fan. They reassemble like a dream.

And without any tools, right?

Yes, Glocks are superb. Well, look... think of the M1911 as being like a high-maintenance but beautiful girlfriend, I guess.

re: #75 Dustyvet

In basic training in 1967, one of our platoon members field stripped an M-14, then put it back together with three parts left over...The DI was very "ahem" pleased...

It is an established practice of mine, whenever I begin to repair something, to set a coffee can aside for 'extra' parts after reassembly.

Sometimes I have to upgrade to a garbage can.

I'll label the can, then file it away for use when next the item breaks. Then, invariably, I have mislaid the can.

re: #74 Silhouette

I also see in that comment the ever present desire of people to superimpose OTHER scales on the left-right scale. The most typical superimpositions are of religion/faith and patriotism. Although there is certainly correlation in this country, there are atheists on the far right and ferverently faithful on the far left. And while patriotism is typically most strong on the right in the US, many a Marxist loves their Marxist country.

The best example of this isn't in this country, but in places like Iran or Saudi Arabia, where it is religious faith that is driving the desire for a strong authoritarian government that controls all actions and punishes any personal choices that go against the religion. This is leftist thought, not right-wing, although leftists are quick to call them "far right" because they are extremely religious.

The favorite tactic of the left, though, is to equate racism with rightism. If they define racism as a right-wing characteristic, then by the reverse, all right wingers are racist, and their "proof" is circular logic.

I've seen people at LGF fall for this every week, and when they see the racism in the far left, they make statements that far right and far left bend around to meet each other. But I've never seen anything to show that people like the Klan are 'far right.'

Islam is Communism on brown acid.

re: #60 zombie

I know. I should hire this guy as a Public Relations agent.

Your "Fan Club Member" reminds me of a colleague. He grew up on Gaza, has a PhD (he's VERY smart) and is your garden-variety traditional Muslim who does his best to adapt while strictly adhering to his upbringing. He gave up on trying to get me to see things his way when I repeatedly countered his nonsense by illustrating the hypocrisy of his suggestions. He's not a direct physical danger, but the lesser-educated who take his approach are an obvious concern.

re: #84 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

As opposed to the Jewish Muslims or maybe the Amish Muslims?

Amish Combat Aircraft...

Image: amish_vidgame.jpg

re: #82 maddogg

Lousy instructions reduce production costs:)

The manual is pathetic. At times, it makes reference to parts that are nowhere defined in the manual, not even in the "exploded view" of the pistol on the back page. And it's a single manual for the entire "Custom II" family of pistols, even though mine, unlike the others, has a military length guide rod instead of full length, which makes a difference in takedown/assembly.

Found a great phrase on Fark: the very essence of nincompoopery (Posted by TaGirl_Keri, as follows: "I've always found Fark to be the very essence of nincompoopery. Except my posts which are erudite and full of sweet reasonableness")

Most of the posts are worthless and silly attempts to mock someone - anyone who will hold still, apparently.

re: #90 Occasional Reader

And without any tools, right?

Yes, Glocks are superb. Well, look... think of the M1911 as being like a high-maintenance but beautiful girlfriend, I guess.

I don't understand... basic field stripping of an M1911 is wonderfully easy (as long as you can line things up and don't shoot the spring across the room.

What does a Glock do? Pull a pin and it takes itself apart?

re: #90 Occasional Reader

I have one of those also, but it is a Colt.
Putting the spring back in is a feat of dexterity.

re: #69 karmic_inquisitor

Zombie - Aren't those images from other sources and linked? Is there a reason that media types feel compelled to ask permission to use them from you, or are they trying to credit the work you did to collect them in the first place. Just curious, since the media normally feels free to rip off blogs without attribution.

What they want from me, usually, is detailed contact info for the copyright holder. A few naively assume that I must be the copyright holder, but most of the time they simply ask how they can get permission to reprint this or that image. My boilerplate reply is, "All the info i have is included in the caption," but if I'm in a kind mood, I'll point them in the direction of the Bibliotheque Nationale de France, or whatever. I don't have a link or a full attribution for each and every image in each caption.

And yes, then they do proceed to rip me off an not give me any credit. Par for the course.

re: #94 Dustyvet

Amish Combat Aircraft...

[Link: freehost19.websamba.com...]

Amish Airlines...

Image: Amish%20Airlines.jpg

Gee, thank gawd for Fark. If not for the commenters there, I'd have never known LGF was a "spittle-flecked" hate site.

What a bunch of fucking loony tunes. To these idiots, any site that posts anything right of center (or anti-jihad) is a hate site.

re: #45 maddogg

Pardon me, if I don't give a fat rodent's posterior what the Farkheads think.

Ya gotta admit, they did say for the record that LGF is less hateful than icanhascheezburger.com.

re: #96 Cattt

Found a great phrase on Fark: the very essence of nincompoopery (Posted by TaGirl_Keri, as follows: "I've always found Fark to be the very essence of nincompoopery. Except my posts which are erudite and full of sweet reasonableness")

Most of the posts are worthless and silly attempts to mock someone - anyone who will hold still, apparently.

I must meet TaGirl, who evidently is my long-lost twin.

re: #63 ornery elephant

Charles,

The video link in "Videos" under the title of "Secret Translation of Obama Acceptance Speech" has been pulled. If you can, please remove that link so Lizards aren't going to a dead link. Thanks.

It's deleted, and links to that site are not allowed any more. That was disgusting. And the blog has links to LGF stalkers and fascists. Are you going to say you didn't notice that?

Anyone have a link to info on the 'youth' riots in Greece over some 16 year old being killed by the cops?

re: #94 Dustyvet

Amish Combat Aircraft...

[Link: freehost19.websamba.com...]

Those fiends... Clop, clop... bang... clop, clop

re: #95 Occasional Reader

The manual is pathetic. At times, it makes reference to parts that are nowhere defined in the manual, not even in the "exploded view" of the pistol on the back page. And it's a single manual for the entire "Custom II" family of pistols, even though mine, unlike the others, has a military length guide rod instead of full length, which makes a difference in takedown/assembly.

No argument from me. I have written numerous instruction manuals, there is no excuse except that the management does not worry about the accuracy of instruction manuals. So you get crappy ones. I only hope they do care about the accuracy of their production drawings.

YOU HAVE 5 DAYS TO DELETE THIS SITE BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE MEDIA AND THE POLICE!

OR FORWARD IT TO 5 PEOPLE WITHIN 12 HOURS, AND YOU WILL GET A RAISE.

FORWARD IT TO 10 PEOPLE, AND YOU WILL WIN THE HEART OF SOMEONE YOU LOVE.

A WOMAN IN PADUCAH, KY FORWARDED THE MO IMAGE WEBPAGE, AND WITHIN 2 DAYS SHE GOT A PROMOTION, WON $10,000, AND MET THE MAN SHE EVENTUALLY MARRIED.

HOWEVER, A MAN IN RAPID CITY, SD DIDN'T FORWARD THE MO IMAGE WEBPAGE, AND IMMEDIATELY HIS DOG DIED, HIS TRUCK WAS TOTALED, AND HIS WIFE LEFT HIM.

OR MAYBE THAT WAS A COUNTRY SONG I'M REMEMBERING.

ANYWAY, THE IMPORTANT THING IS, DON'T BREAK THE ZOMBIE MO IMAGE CHAIN.

re: #106 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Those fiends... Clop, clop... bang... clop, clop

Amish drive by.

re: #97 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

I don't understand... basic field stripping of an M1911 is wonderfully easy (as long as you can line things up and don't shoot the spring across the room.

What does a Glock do? Pull a pin and it takes itself apart?

For easiest, look to Sig.
Kimber's compacts require a tool for breakdown!
Normal 1911's are a breeze too. I think Kimber likes you to THINK that all the trouble is why the gun is so pricey!

re: #108 Silhouette

OR FORWARD IT TO 5 PEOPLE WITHIN 12 HOURS, AND YOU WILL GET A RAISE.

FORWARD IT TO 10 PEOPLE, AND YOU WILL WIN THE HEART OF SOMEONE YOU LOVE.

A WOMAN IN PADUCAH, KY FORWARDED THE MO IMAGE WEBPAGE, AND WITHIN 2 DAYS SHE GOT A PROMOTION, WON $10,000, AND MET THE MAN SHE EVENTUALLY MARRIED.

HOWEVER, A MAN IN RAPID CITY, SD DIDN'T FORWARD THE MO IMAGE WEBPAGE, AND IMMEDIATELY HIS DOG DIED, HIS TRUCK WAS TOTALED, AND HIS WIFE LEFT HIM.

OR MAYBE THAT WAS A COUNTRY SONG I'M REMEMBERING.

ANYWAY, THE IMPORTANT THING IS, DON'T BREAK THE ZOMBIE MO IMAGE CHAIN.

I once knew a gal in ole Kentuk...

Wait, this guy takes principled stands on issues? Not blind adherence to a political party's stance?

/pause, analyzing data... calculating...

Warning! Does not compute!

I read the first 20 or so posts over at the Fark link; really not so bad. I've not heard of Fark before, clearly liberal but not rabid. Mainly seem unbearably patronizing and smug, so, classic liberal. What irritates me so much about liberals isn't the good they wish to do, it is their blindness to consequences. I do not understand what reality they inhabit, so I'm forced to speculate. I'll spare all my speculations, but it is truly through the looking glass and gives me a headache.

re: #79 Steffan

You ought to post it on your blog with the headers intact.

Well, I plan to, to go along with many other emails already up on my MoMail page.

I haven't updated it in months, and I have hundreds of threatening emails backlogged. May be quite a while before I find the time to put this one up there.

I'm supposed to care about a bunch of morons who refuse to spell moron properly?

re: #97 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

I don't understand... basic field stripping of an M1911 is wonderfully easy (as long as you can line things up and don't shoot the spring across the room.

Stripping it was easy. Hopefully reassembly will get easier, with a little more practice. I had a hell of a time getting the recoil spring in right; and the slide stop... they didn't bother to tell you how it's supposed to clear that little spring-loaded pin to put it back in.

re: #112 Yankee Division Son

Wait, this guy takes principled stands on issues? Not blind adherence to a political party's stance?

/pause, analyzing data... calculating...

Warning! Does not compute!

The difference between theory and practice, is greater in practice than it is in theory.

re: #105 Gordon Marock

Anyone have a link to info on the 'youth' riots in Greece over some 16 year old being killed by the cops?

re: #87 David IV of Georgia

From the top of the Fark page:

Please can't we all hate a little more? I'll bake cupcakes with little sprinkles on top for everyone if we will.

But first, I want a little more information: Who are we supposed to be hating and why?

We're supposed to hate the hateful haters who hate, of course.

/channeling Al Franken

re: #7 BigPapa

What in the fark? Rationality and wisdom from wingnuts? Shocka!

(gleeful grins thinking of mass consternation in the Farkian Kingdom...)

Frak 'em.

re: #110 Wishing

For easiest, look to Sig.
Kimber's compacts require a tool for breakdown!
Normal 1911's are a breeze too. I think Kimber likes you to THINK that all the trouble is why the gun is so pricey!

Eeek! My Taurus M1911 came with a tool, not required for anything, but makes that initial spring/plunger business a breeze.

The Kimber cost twice as much... glad I didn't get that.

re: #52 zombie

British.

... of Pakistani origin, I bet!

re: #111 VegasRick

I once knew a gal in ole Kentuk...

She could'nt cook but she sure could...sing!

re: #102 Steffan

Ya gotta admit, they did say for the record that LGF is less hateful than icanhascheezburger.com.

Fark: the haz a flavr...

get the fark out of here.

re: #118 Gordon Marock

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

re: #116 Occasional Reader

Stripping it was easy. Hopefully reassembly will get easier, with a little more practice. I had a hell of a time getting the recoil spring in right; and the slide stop... they didn't bother to tell you how it's supposed to clear that little spring-loaded pin to put it back in.

hehehe... yes, it will come easier with practice.

If not, two words: Sledge. Hammer.

re: #105 Gordon Marock

Anyone have a link to info on the 'youth' riots in Greece over some 16 year old being killed by the cops?

The 'youths' in this case are Greek anarchists, and this isn't the first time they've rioted.

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

re: #121 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Eeek! My Taurus M1911 came with a tool, not required for anything, but makes that initial spring/plunger business a breeze.

The Kimber cost twice as much... glad I didn't get that.

Yeah, well, *I* bought American, bucko, while you were sending your dollars to support the Evil Brazilian Empire!

On a 1911 with the regular length spring guide rod: Turn the slide upside down. Put in the barrel. Put the spring on the guide and install it from the link end of the barrel. Flip the slide over. Make sure the link is in position. Put slide on receiver. Line up the hole in the link to the assembly notch. Insert the slide stop pin. Install the barrel bushing and the spring cap. Done.

re: #55 Occasional Reader

UK was my second guess. Where, yes, it's also, unfortunately, quite conceivable to get the courts (and police!) involved over a website like yours.

Thank you, once again, o ye Framers of the Constitution.

Not if its based outside the UK.
The days of the British Empire are over ...

re: #27 Silhouette

Fascists are for national socialism, and commies for international socialism. That is the sum total of difference.

Both insist on a very strong state with more and more authority. And the consequent shrinking of personal liberty.

END OF QUOTE

Brilliant and concise summation of the 'differences' of these ideologies.
Thanks.

re: #110 Wishing

For easiest, look to Sig.
Kimber's compacts require a tool for breakdown!
Normal 1911's are a breeze too. I think Kimber likes you to THINK that all the trouble is why the gun is so pricey!

I have no problem with any gun, but I'm here to tell you that the Kimber is just the sweetest shooter ever.

re: #128 Charles

The 'youths' in this case are Greek anarchists, and this isn't the first time they've rioted.

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

From the link:

Some believe the anarchist movement has its roots in the resistance to the military dictatorship that ruled Greece from 1967-74.

... while others believe they're just a bunch of spoiled little dickwads who are acting out.

re: #113 Joan

I read the first 20 or so posts over at the Fark link; really not so bad. I've not heard of Fark before, clearly liberal but not rabid. Mainly seem unbearably patronizing and smug, so, classic liberal. What irritates me so much about liberals isn't the good they wish to do, it is their blindness to consequences. I do not understand what reality they inhabit, so I'm forced to speculate. I'll spare all my speculations, but it is truly through the looking glass and gives me a headache.

William Buckley once pointed out that (when trying to determine if a group/organization is liberal or conservative) "...if they don't claim to be conservative, then by definition they're liberal."

I tend to be a revolver man, but I like automatics too.

re: #128 Charles

The 'youths' in this case are Greek anarchists, and this isn't the first time they've rioted.

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

Thanks for the pointer, Charles. Let's just be careful about getting labeled as suffering from anarchophobia. Besides, Anarchy means peace. Wait, no it dosen't. Strike that.

re: #117 itellu3times

"The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane."
- Nikola Tesla

re: #12 zombie

I never get cool emails.

re: #116 Occasional Reader

Oh, that - yes.

Right thumb pressure, while holding the grip.

Has anyone mentioned that today is Pearl Harbor Day?

Here's to forever defending freedom from the attacks that will also forever be coming. And God bless a country that stood up and said, "Not on our watch," when thugs once again tried to force their rule on their neighbors.

re: #129 Occasional Reader

Yeah, well, *I* bought American, bucko, while you were sending your dollars to support the Evil Brazilian Empire!

Brazillian chicks are hot.

Ball's in your court.

re: #136 maddogg

I tend to be a revolver man, but I like automatics too.

So you swing both ways?

re: #122 yma o hyd

... of Pakistani origin, I bet!

No, his email says his name is "Adeel Hussain", which sounds more like an Arab name, doesn't it?

re: #129 Occasional Reader

LOL! If I could be anything other than American, it would be Brazilian, just for the music and ladies.

re: #141 Silhouette

Has anyone mentioned that today is Pearl Harbor Day?

Yes. And I'm observing it by going out to buy consumer electronics for Christmas presents. I assume they're all made in Mississippi.

re: #146 Occasional Reader

Yes. And I'm observing it by going out to buy consumer electronics for Christmas presents. I assume they're all made in Mississippi.

Banzai, y'all!

re: #142 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Brazillian chicks are hot.

Ball's in your court.

I can't deny that women in Rio de Janeiro are generally hotter than women in Yonkers, NY.

re: #145 rawmuse

The ones from Ipanema?

re: #143 Occasional Reader

So you swing both ways?

Yeah, I like American Women, but I love Brazilian women as well. Matter of fact, I like Women in general.

Since this is partially a gun-thread: some of you may enjoy browsing this site: Collector's Firearms posts detailed photos of the handguns, rifles, and various collectibles (both non-firing antiques and working modern guns) that they offer for sale.)
[Link: www.collectorsfirearms.com...]

re: #140 Dianna

Oh, that - yes.

Right thumb pressure, while holding the grip.

Oh! That! Oh! Oh! Yesss~~~ (channeling Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally)

/;D

re: #148 Occasional Reader

I can't deny that women in Rio de Janeiro are generally hotter than women in Yonkers, NY.

Temperature alone will do that...

re: #139 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I never get cool emails.

You gotta start pissing people off more!

Actually, the scariest emails I've gotten in the last year or so came not from Muslim extremists but from hardline gay activists furious about my Folsom/Up Your Alley reports. Those actually had me nervous. Their threats were darker, most serious, and more do-able.

re: #146 Occasional Reader

Of course, post-war Japan is a textbook example of what we want to happen after a war. We removed the cancer at the top and the people have become prosperous trading partners and, yes, competitors. Good.

thinking about buying a Taurus 45 acp...any comments?

When it comes to semi-automatic pistols, I prefer CZ.

re: #156 dmandman

thinking about buying a Taurus 45 acp...any comments?

Like a post like that WON'T get comments.

/da lizards do love to talk about der guns

re: #156 dmandman

thinking about buying a Taurus 45 acp...any comments?

Got one a month or two ago... fine firearm. I bought a High Standard one at the same time (bit rough), wish I had two Taurus's.

re: #155 Silhouette

Of course, post-war Japan is a textbook example of what we want to happen after a war. We removed the cancer at the top and the people have become prosperous trading partners and, yes, competitors. Good.

Domo arigato Mister MacArthur.

re: #65 Dustyvet

I'm sure the West Yorkshire Police will give this their highest priority...

When hell freezes over...:)

Or when the Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl.

re: #149 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The ones from Ipanema?

Pretty much anywhere. They could sing to me to Foad in Portugese, no problem.

re: #152 Cattt

Oh! That! Oh! Oh! Yesss~~~ (channeling Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally)

/;D

"I'll have what she's having."

re: #12 zombie

haha, any info on who it was?

re: #97 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

I don't understand... basic field stripping of an M1911 is wonderfully easy (as long as you can line things up and don't shoot the spring across the room.

What does a Glock do? Pull a pin and it takes itself apart?

The broomhandle Mauser required one tool -- a screwdriver blade on a pocketknife would work. You had to turn the firing pin a quarter turn to pull it out of the bolt. After removing the part held by the firing pin, you could then pull the bolt, upper receiver, and action in about the time it takes to read this.

The only catch about reassembly involved a couple of small Jesus springs (pop those, they go "ping" and disappear, and you say "Jeeezus.") on either side of the trigger. Lose those, and the trigger doesn't work.

re: #156 dmandman

thinking about buying a Taurus 45 acp...any comments?

I've fired them, and they're just fine. I didn't care for the trigger break, but I've gotten spoiled.

re: #144 zombie

No, his email says his name is "Adeel Hussain", which sounds more like an Arab name, doesn't it?

Ever thought of printing the e-mail to a PDF file and then post that (but not before redacting the email addresses)?

'Progressive Radio Chicago" is a real fever swamp.
Today the panel & the callers were infuriated that Bush caused the financial crisis to divert the new Obama Administration from prosecuting
him for war crimes. Can't make this stuff up.

Demonstrating rational thought will not convince the irrational that one is rational.

re: #12 zombie

Stalking is a punishable crime in the US.

Message to the UK perp...
Keep watching asshat, but if you touch or get withing a meter of even breathing near Zombie you're going to be met with
a zillion other hungry Zombies...
Hope you sleep well tonight thinking about that fact!
**SPIT**

re: #168 opnion

'Progressive Radio Chicago" is a real fever swamp.
Today the panel & the callers were infuriated that Bush caused the financial crisis to divert the new Obama Administration from prosecuting
him for war crimes. Can't make this stuff up.

Pres. Bush tanked the global economy?

re: #166 Dianna

I've fired them, and they're just fine. I didn't care for the trigger break, but I've gotten spoiled.

My son is spoiled. I rework all of my triggers. He doesn't think he can shoot a firearm with a trigger break over 2 1/2 pounds.

re: #151 jaunte

My personal fav, the M1 Garand

How did this turn into a gun thread tho? This will fark them up..

Gotta run, BBL

Stay strong Zombie, we got your back...

re: #144 zombie

No, his email says his name is "Adeel Hussain", which sounds more like an Arab name, doesn't it?

It does - I was hazarding that guess because Bradford has a very large community of what they call here 'people from the sub-continent', who mostly moved tehre fleeing Uganda and Idi Amin, then brought all their relatives here, well, British Immigration Laws ... do I need to say more ...

re: #171 MandyManners

Pres. Bush tanked the global economy?

Well, he is an idiot, but damnably good at it.

/

re: #154 zombie

You pissed them off for accurately portraying exactly what happened through digital imagery? Really. Wow. Gotta love tolerance.

Zombie, that's hilarious.

Ok let's play what if.

I am very dubious the birth certificate issue has any merit whatsoever but constitutionally it raises some very interesting questions of how a nation of the rule of law would deal with this should it actually turn out that BHO is not legally permitted to serve.

So let's pretend the court forces him to bring the document forward and he was born in a manger in Mombasa.

What then?

Obviously the election becomes, what can only be politely called stolen property. Not eligible to be President, Obama would either be forced to resign or be removed by court order. Leaving aside the riots and other social upheaval of the pre-emption of the golden child's rule let's look at the laws-

Could a court declare the election invalid? The legal theory of fraud could be raised and the court would be asked the judicially impossible question of would the Dems have won if voters knew BHO was not eligible. Democrats could argue with a straight face the court should not overturn the result of the election, the American people's dissatisfaction with the Republican party was so self evident and overturning the people's election verdict would destroy US rule of law. Republicans would argue Dem's mistake in nominating an unqualified nominee is reason enough to overturn, if their intraparty politics are so defective as to be unable to discern an unqualified nominee, they deserve what they get.

As I said this is really fun stuff to speculate about.

Since Obama was elected, and in all likelihood, sworn in before the court orders his ouster, he will be the sitting President at the time of the ruling of ineligibility. The Constitution says if the President can't serve, the VP steps in. This gives us four years of Gaffing Joe Biden.

Obama's removal would be a devastating blow to the Democrats. How dare they foist a fraud on the people. Biden would move to the Oval Office with no mandate and many voters openly saying they never wanted him to actually serve.

Now the Democrats could try to make amends by nominating McCain as VP as means of ameliorating their sin against our system. It is more likely that Bin Laden would convert to Judaism and I would become Muslim before that would happen.

As said, this all wild speculation and will never come to pass. It gets more interesting if the ruling would come before the inaugural. At that time, McCain could appeal to the court and demand his name be submitted to the electoral college but we have days to go before that happens. After the electors meet, Obama is all but home free to the inaugural and with the election a fait accompli, the court would be hard pressed to overturn that vote.

The idea that Obama's election would be even more tainted than Bush's 2000 win is delicious irony and a horrible precedent for future US elections.

Totally OT:

saw a video of a big masked guy with a gun (fake or real - could not tell) holding up a a truly tiny - 4' 6" 90 pound - Muslim lady in her family's convenience store. This young lady was the very picture of helpless and meek looking - which proves you cannot judge a book by its cover.

She tripped the silent alarm, and then when the guy turned his back for a second, she reached under the counter a pulled out - an AXE. It had a long handle - reached the robber's arms perfectly. She started chopping away. He ran. She chased him out of the store.

As she said - you never know what you will do in such a situation.

I suspect the gun was a fake and am glad she didn't get shot. However, it is really true that you just never know what you will do when the adrenalin kicks in.

re: #162 rawmuse

Pretty much anywhere. They could sing to me to Foad in Portugese, no problem.

Oh, why not.

Gratuitous Brazilian hottie link.

re: #179 Ayatollah Ghilmeini

Don't go there. Charles is tired of this topic.

re: #144 zombie

No, his email says his name is "Adeel Hussain", which sounds more like an Arab name, doesn't it?

Adeel smells Pakistani not Arab. The Arab would be "Adil"

re: #171 MandyManners

Pres. Bush tanked the global economy?

That's what they are saying. They just don't seem to able to make up their minds whether Bush is an idiot or an evil genius.

re: #154 zombie

You gotta start pissing people off more!

Actually, the scariest emails I've gotten in the last year or so came not from Muslim extremists but from hardline gay activists furious about my Folsom/Up Your Alley reports. Those actually had me nervous. Their threats were darker, most serious, and more do-able.

Anything fit for public comsumption, like here, for wxample?

(Just so that Lizards might know whom to watch out for, so as to keep you safe!)

re: #148 Occasional Reader

I'm lucky. My girl is Brazilian.

re: #173 Yankee Division Son

Did you see this Krag?
[Link: www.collectorsfirearms.com...]

re: #179 Ayatollah Ghilmeini

Not to mention any laws or treaties БХО would sign would then become null and void.

re: #180 Cattt

Totally OT:

saw a video of a big masked guy with a gun (fake or real - could not tell) holding up a a truly tiny - 4' 6" 90 pound - Muslim lady in her family's convenience store. This young lady was the very picture of helpless and meek looking - which proves you cannot judge a book by its cover.

She tripped the silent alarm, and then when the guy turned his back for a second, she reached under the counter a pulled out - an AXE. It had a long handle - reached the robber's arms perfectly. She started chopping away. He ran. She chased him out of the store.

As she said - you never know what you will do in such a situation.

I suspect the gun was a fake and am glad she didn't get shot. However, it is really true that you just never know what you will do when the adrenalin kicks in.

There are some people who, when confronted with: "Give me your money or I'll kill you," respond with: "You want to take my money? I will kill you!" I like them.

re: #144 zombie

No, his email says his name is "Adeel Hussain", which sounds more like an Arab name, doesn't it?

Zombie,
The name Addel Hussain seems common in Pakistan.

re: #168 opnion

'Progressive Radio Chicago" is a real fever swamp.
Today the panel & the callers were infuriated that Bush caused the financial crisis to divert the new Obama Administration from prosecuting
him for war crimes. Can't make this stuff up.

Wow- they'll do anything to keep from using the melon on top of their shoulders.

re: #184 opnion

That's what they are saying. They just don't seem to able to make up their minds whether Bush is an idiot or an evil genius.

He is both. Have you forgotten Doublethink?

re: #181 Occasional Reader

Be still my heart...

I got an interesting comment the other day when I broke the Hamid Gul story from Mwaqar in Pakistan:

Time to arrest General (R) Hamid Gul, Brigadier (R) Ijaz Shah and other rogue elements in Pakistan’s intelligence agencies’Who killed Benazir Bhutto? Foot-soldiers of Al-Qaeda/Taliban/Sipah-e-Sahaba. Who were the masterminds? General Hamid Gul, Brigadier Ijaz Shah, other rogue elements in Pakistan’s ISI and other intelligence agencies.Who are their mouth-pieces in the Pakistani media? Irfan Siddiqi, Ansar Abbasi, Kashif Abbasi, Mushtaq Minhas, Hamid Mir, Roedad Khan, Orya Maqbool Jan
Who are their political supporters?Ijazul-Huq, Pervez Elahi, Qazi Hussain Ahmed, Imran Khan, Hafiz Saeed, and other pro-jihadi, pro-Taliban and sectarian elements.
Hamid Gul and other ISI former officers are on pay roll of ALQUIDA.
What Pakistan Government needs to do,is to arrest and punish former army generals of ISI like HAMID GUL ETC,HAMID GUL was ISI cheif once and is supporter of Osama and fanatic religious groups,he should be arrested by NATO forces and they should investigate him,he is invole in terrorism and supports all those mullahs who spread hate.Presnt Pakistani Govt is afraid of its generals and BHUTTO family was killed by these fanatic army and ISI generals like HAMID GUL.Terrorists are using poor people for their crimes,killing anyone any where is a crime aginst humanity.

Medea Benjamin all upset with the Zero.

Logic! It burns us! We hates it, my precious, hates it!

re: #149 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The ones from Ipanema?

Speaking of Antonio carlos Jobim - here's Corcovado - best version.

re: #195 Wishing

Medea Benjamin all upset with the Zero.

Gee I wonder why.

/

re: #182 Dark_Falcon

Don't go there. Charles is tired of this topic.

I find it an extremely interesting exercise myself...

re: #187 jaunte

Very nice, but I would def go for a Garand, just a personal preference..

re: #181 Occasional Reader

Oh, why not.

Gratuitous Brazilian hottie link.

The original Girl Form Ipanema:

Helo

re: #201 Yankee Division Son

I like them too. So many rifles, so little cash.

re: #188 Macker

Not to mention any laws or treaties БХО would sign would then become null and void.

what about judgments by his judges?

re: #154 zombie

Which is precisely why my wife does not have my email address.

I visit Fark and LGF daily. I did my extremely minor bit and commented on Fark that LGF is fair and balanced, and a beacon for rational, logical thought.

Every post helps.

re: #189 SurferDoc

There are some people who, when confronted with: "Give me your money or I'll kill you," respond with: "You want to take my money? I will kill you!" I like them.

My favorite incident was years and years ago, when I was living in a very bad neighborhood. I'd had a temp job that got me home just about midnight, and I was walking up the street.

This young idjit bounces out of the bushes at me and puts a knife against my side. He says, "Give me your money or I'll cut you."

I just looked at him, noted that the knife was angled down, so that it would just skitter off my ribs if he tried, and said, "No, you won't." And kept walking.

Off to do my Christmas shopping. Later.

The bottom right side picture is what she looked like whenthe song was written:

Heloisa

re: #171 MandyManners

Pres. Bush tanked the global economy?

He is causing global warming on Mars, so bankrupting his own planet isn't much of an effort.

re: #12 zombie

YOU KNOW THIS IS RACIST TO THE ISLAMIC MUSLIM COMMUNITY

Is that anything like the Catholic Muslim Community?

re: #191 gman

Wow- they'll do anything to keep from using the melon on top of their shoulders.

They say this stuff while enraged & completely serious. The specific war crimes that they allege are going to war using subterfuge & torture.

That everbody had & believed the same intel, seems to be lost. Their view of torture apparently does not include terrorist snuf films.

re: #181 Occasional Reader

Oh, why not.

Gratuitous Brazilian hottie link.

OK. Gratuitous Swedish hottie (to me) link. Mine is on the right - you can have the one on the left.

re: #212 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

YOU KNOW THIS IS RACIST TO THE ISLAMIC MUSLIM COMMUNITY

Is that anything like the Catholic Muslim Community?

Between Lent & Ramadan, those poor guys never get to eat.

re: #181 Occasional Reader

Oh, why not.

Gratuitous Brazilian hottie link.

Really? Girl must weigh 50-60 pounds.

re: #26 reine.de.tout

Damn, Zombie.

He/She/It is "WATCHING YOU"!
And wants you to remember that.

I'm truly always curious how the "Islamic Muslim community" is a "race" exactly.

It's a Hajj race, back to the future.

re: #204 albusteve

I forgot about those. Yes, our country would be turned upside down.

BUT! YOUR HONOR! I FORGOT Armed Robbery was Illegal!

/Steve_Martin

re: #213 opnion

They say this stuff while enraged & completely serious. The specific war crimes that they allege are going to war using subterfuge & torture.

That everbody had & believed the same intel, seems to be lost. Their view of torture apparently does not include terrorist snuf films.

There you go again. Haven't you heard: Every time you try to get moonbats to see logic, God kills a Hello Kitty.

re: #218 Macker

Quote Steve Martin? Get a ding.

Loved that whole bit. "How to get a million dollars and not pay taxes. First? Get a million dollars..."

re: #219 Dark_Falcon

There you go again. Haven't you heard: Every time you try to get moonbats to see logic, God kills a Hello Kitty.

Kidding of course.

One thing about Fark I have to add. Their political index thermometer is a great addition, and they usually have good balance opposing viewpoints.

I think in the world of digg, reddit, fark, etc.; they really do strive to have things around the center politically as much as possible.

Like LGF, reading Fark can sometimes make you laugh outloud at the idiocracy.

That's my 2cents, thanks again for a forum to speak.

re: #195 Wishing

Medea Benjamin all upset with the Zero.

Lol
Colmes actually grilled Medea with some good questions.

Why must the Left always categorize everyone?
"We are all individuals!"
/except for Brian...

re: #219 Dark_Falcon

There you go again. Haven't you heard: Every time you try to get moonbats to see logic, God kills a Hello Kitty.

Yeah, lost cause but they really spend a lot of time angry. I am under irresistable pressure to go to a house party today hosted by two Obama supporters.

re: #95 Occasional Reader
Rather than struggle through numerous firearms manuals,
I keep a hard copy of Numbrich's on hand. For on line parts identification try
their Web site is [Link: www.e-GunParts.com...] They have diagrams of the parts and you can find most parts you need there. I hope this helps.

re: #218 Macker

I forgot about those. Yes, our country would be turned upside down.

BUT! YOUR HONOR! I FORGOT Armed Robbery was Illegal!

/Steve_Martin

the ramifications would be mind boggling...that's why if there's anything to it (and I do) it will be buried...with regard to Charles I'm dropping it bro

185 yma o hyd

re: #154 zombie

You gotta start pissing people off more!

Actually, the scariest emails I've gotten in the last year or so came not from Muslim extremists but from hardline gay activists furious about my Folsom/Up Your Alley reports. Those actually had me nervous. Their threats were darker, most serious, and more do-able.

Anything fit for public comsumption, like here, for wxample?

(Just so that Lizards might know whom to watch out for, so as to keep you safe!

No, sorry, the real threats that I get (from whatever the source, and there are many), I don't publish. I only upload the laughable ones. The other ones are a different story and should not be for public consumption.

Remember the poor "Palestinians" that were brutally attacked by Hebron "settlers" this past week during the evacuation?

F**K B'Tselem

According to Orit Strook, of the Human Rights in Yesha (HRY) group, B'tselem's claims are bogus. "From an in-depth analysis of the event we have concluded that the video is an edited fabrication by B'tselem," she said.

The true version of what happened, according to Strook, is that "a Jew from Kiryat Arba descended through the wadi to the scene of the confrontation at Peace House in order to extricate his son from the area.

"A group of Arabs attacked the Jew with rocks in a way that endangered him and he had to fire in order to defend his life," she added. "The Arabs kept on throwing rocks and even wounded the Jew with rocks thrown at his head from close range."

Strook said that Human Rights in Yesha suspects that the Arab who supposedly suffered moderate wounds in the shooting was not really hurt at all, because he is seen getting up onto his feet at a certain point, after being shot.

"We advise the public to stop 'eating the lokshen' [Yiddish for 'believing the lies' – ed.] that B'tselem serves up and to treat their videos with great suspicion," she added.

B'Tselem just never stops with this crap.

re: #183 Thanos

Adeel smells Pakistani not Arab. The Arab would be "Adil"

re: #190 anat

Zombie,
The name Addel Hussain seems common in Pakistan.

You may both be right!

Learn something new every day.

re: #222 AverageCdn

One thing about Fark I have to add. Their political index thermometer is a great addition, and they usually have good balance opposing viewpoints.

I think in the world of digg, reddit, fark, etc.; they really do strive to have things around the center politically as much as possible.

Like LGF, reading Fark can sometimes make you laugh outloud at the idiocracy.

That's my 2cents, thanks again for a forum to speak.

how does the Political Index Thermometer (PIT) work?

re: #225 opnion

Yeah, lost cause but they really spend a lot of time angry. I am under irresistable pressure to go to a house party today hosted by two Obama supporters.

Good luck to you, sir. I'm going to see my uncle today, since he's in from California for a visit. Fortunately, he's a sane person.

re: #44 karmic_inquisitor

Zombie - beware the 12th of December.

And wouldn't you know, it is a Friday!

And is also my birthday! Hooray 21

re: #228 zombie

No, sorry, the real threats that I get (from whatever the source, and there are many), I don't publish. I only upload the laughable ones. The other ones are a different story and should not be for public consumption.

I hope the real threats are reported to the appropriate law enforcement agencies.

re: #12 zombie

Just received a new email to the Mohammed Image Archive.

I wish I could convey visually how it looked: huge fonts, in vivid red colors, capital letters, etc. Here's what it said (imagine it ten times as big):

Were the vivid colors flashing? That would give it the proper spittle-flecked rage effect.

Pearl Harbor serves as a constant reminder to the evil that still lurks in this world, and it also serves as a reminder to the greatness and uniqueness of this country. We dropped an atomic bomb and killed hundreds of thousands of people, but we also wiped out a fanatic regime and today Japan is one of the most productive, innovative, and peaceful country's in the whole world.

Damn.

Wrong thread.

re: #228 zombie

Ok, I understand - not everything is suitable for public consumption, doesn't matter what reason.
Thats the way it is, I hope I haven't upset you.

re: #219 Dark_Falcon

There you go again. Haven't you heard: Every time you try to get moonbats to see logic, God kills a Hello Kitty.

And this guy dances and sings with each Hello Kitty death.

re: #154 zombie

You gotta start pissing people off more!

Actually, the scariest emails I've gotten in the last year or so came not from Muslim extremists but from hardline gay activists furious about my Folsom/Up Your Alley reports. Those actually had me nervous. Their threats were darker, most serious, and more do-able.

Do you think they might be able to identify you, like when the IndyMedia kids where "on the lookout" for you at their precious public temper tantrums anti-war protests? Or something creepier?

re: #152 Cattt

Oh! That! Oh! Oh! Yesss~~~ (channeling Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally)

/;D

hahahahahhahhaahahahahaa

re: #213 opnion

They say this stuff while enraged & completely serious. The specific war crimes that they allege are going to war using subterfuge & torture.

That everbody had & believed the same intel, seems to be lost. Their view of torture apparently does not include terrorist snuf films.

The less it conveniently fits their Bushitler meme, the angrier they get

The ideal for a moonbat is for every problem to have the same solution
Forget all that intellectual cognitive dissonance hooey

re: #23 Occasional Reader

Must be a Canadian.

UMMM I believe I am a bit offended by that

So you think you can dance drive?

Ken Block Gymkhana Practice

re: #234 Alouette

I hope the real threats are reported to the appropriate law enforcement agencies.

Actually, no, I never report anything, because that would create a paper trail to me. Reporting it to the police would actually increase the danger to me, because it would increase the ability of the threateners to track me down.

re: #239 yma o hyd

Ok, I understand - not everything is suitable for public consumption, doesn't matter what reason.
Thats the way it is, I hope I haven't upset you.

No, of course not! Nothing to be upset about.

re: #241 Spiny Norman

Do you think they might be able to identify you, like when the IndyMedia kids where "on the lookout" for you at their precious public temper tantrums anti-war protests? Or something creepier?

No, not "identify me" that way, using their eyes, but rather using their lawyers. And then, once they know who I am, then I start getting nervous.

The legal action would be frivolous, and only pursued long enough to ascertain my address -- then dropped. At which point the address can be promulgated far and wide (just as they did with the home addresses of Prop. 8 donors), in the hopes that a deranged extremist will take it to the next level.

re: #12 zombie

wooohooo thats a riot! yeah zombie (putting on my serious face) were gonna have to call the police!

where do marooons like that e-mailer come from...

re: #246 zombie

No, not "identify me" that way, using their eyes, but rather using their lawyers. And then, once they know who I am, then I start getting nervous.

The legal action would be frivolous, and only pursued long enough to ascertain my address -- then dropped. At which point the address can be promulgated far and wide (just as they did with the home addresses of Prop. 8 donors), in the hopes that a deranged extremist will take it to the next level.

Ah, social and moral anarchists abusing the legal system to satisfy their juvenile ego trips. The poor babies.

Any likelihood they'll follow through, or were they just pitching a fit?

Look I'm not even American but I can see why reasonable people would want the birth certificate question settled once and for all. The Obama generation and the leaners to the left today do not respect law or conditions such as being a native born American citizen if they do not fit with their agenda. Rules are infinitely bendable in their view as long as the outcome they want is achieved. As a Quebecker born and bred and moreover one of a rational persuasion I go along with my fellow Quebeckers mantra - les reglements sont les reglements - the rules are the rules. If you don't like them then change them through the constitutional means provided but do not circumvent them through name calling, hissy fits, foaming at the mouth etc. etc.

Charles ~ Love your Rocky and Bullwinkle announcer persona!

Don't mean to prolong the lunacy, just like to note that Hawaii allows people who were not born there, but were adopted, even if they were born in a foreign country, to obtain birth certificates there.

From Clayton Cramer [Link: www.claytoncramer.com...]

Astonishing Confirmation From Hawaiian Government Website

The December 3, 2008 Houston Chronicle carried an article about the Supreme Court's possible hearing of the suit demanding that Obama prove that he is a natural born citizen of the U.S. Amidst all the comments I actually found something of value: a link to a Hawaiian government website acknowledging that you can get a birth certificate from Hawaii even if you weren't born there!

Who is Eligible to Apply for an Amended Certificate of Birth?
As provided by law (HRS §&sect338-17.7, 338-20.5), the following persons may apply for an amended certificate of birth:

* A person born in the State of Hawaii who already has a birth certificate filed with the Department of Health and

1. has become legally adopted, or

2. has undergone a sex change operation, or

3. a legal determination of the nonexistence of a parent and child relationship for a person identified as a parent on the birth certificate on file has been made, or

4. previously recorded information in relation to the person’s surname and/or the father’s personal particulars has been altered pursuant to law.

* A person born in a foreign country who has been legally adopted in the State of Hawaii.

Look that over carefully. The first bullet point lists four situations where you can have your Hawaiian birth certificate reissued--and the second bullet point allows you to get a birth certificate issued even if you were not born there.

I've long wondered why Obama has been stonewalling on turning over the original long form birth certificate--you know, the one that was actually issued when he was born in Hawaii in 1961. The "Certification of Live Birth" that his campaign keeps showing is recently printed, and at least according to the Hawaiian Department of Health, is not necessarily proof of having been born in Hawaii. We know that Obama was adopted at one point by someone named Sotero. Was Obama adopted in Hawaii by Sotero?

Obama really needs to stop stonewalling and provide the original long form certificate. The longer he delays this, the more it looks like he has something to hide.

Good grief. Please stop.

There will be no nirth ex machina.

re: #248 Spiny Norman

Ah, social and moral anarchists abusing the legal system to satisfy their juvenile ego trips. The poor babies.

Any likelihood they'll follow through, or were they just pitching a fit?

Most likely pitching a fit. The last threat was three months ago and so far nothing happened.

I think they have other fish to fry, what with trying to overturn Prop. 8 now.

(I didn't even vote for Prop. 8, but I am appalled at how they're trying to undo a valid democratic election.)

re: #252 Charles

Good grief. Please stop.

But Charles, look at reason #2 in the list:

"2. has undergone a sex change operation"

Could it be that Obama is hiding the original certificate because -- he was born female?!?!?!?!?

We may get our first woman president after all!

(and in case it isn't obvious to all you Farkers reading this:

/sarc )

re: #70 Spiritualized

...by forcefully enrolling them at reeducation camps.

Still the best video on YouTube - How Modern Liberals Think

brilliant video, thanks for that!

re: #252 Charles

Good grief. Please stop.

Why am I suddenly thinking of that old flick, The Man Who Fell to Earth?

And when do we get our free LGF Nirth Balls? / :D Forgive me - just remembered I have the entire week off! I'm doing a happy dance!

re: #12 zombie

Just received a new email to the Mohammed Image Archive.

I wish I could convey visually how it looked: huge fonts, in vivid red colors, capital letters, etc. Here's what it said (imagine it ten times as big):

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WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!?!?!?!

YOU Know if i report this site i could take you to court!

NO...ACCTUALLY I'LL PUT IT UP ON MEDIA SO THE WHOLE MUSLIM COMMUNITY AROUND THE WHOLE WORLD CAN SEE IT!

YOU KNOW THIS IS RACIST TO THE ISLAMIC MUSLIM COMMUNITY

YOU HAVE 5 DAYS TO DELETE THIS SITE BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE MEDIA AND THE POLICE!

[Link: www.zombietime.com...]
[Link: www.zombietime.com...]

DELETE THESE TWO PAGES BEFORE I ROPRT YOU TO THE POLICE AND THE MEDIA

AND THATS A PROMISE

5 DAYS!

REMEMBER I'M WATCHING YOU!