Saturday Morning Open

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Open • Sat Dec 13, 2008 at 11:36 am PST • Views: 130

Jeff: You fiend!

Eros: I? A fiend? I am a soldier of our planet! I? A fiend? We did not come here as enemies. We came only with friendly intentions. To talk. To ask your aid.

Col. Edwards: Our aid?

Eros: Yes. Your aid for the whole universe. But your governments of Earth refused even to accept our existence. Even though you’ve seen us, heard our messages, you still refused to accept us.

Col. Edwards: Why is it so important that you want to contact the governments of our Earth?

Eros: Because of death. Because all you of Earth are idiots!

Jeff: Now you just hold on, Buster.

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